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TOM  BROWN’S 

SCHOOL  DAYS. 


By  an  old  boy. 


NEW  EDITION. 

WITH  ILLUSTRATidNS  BY  ARTHUR  HUGHES  AND  SIDNEY  PRIOR  HALL. 


NEW  YORK: 

HARPER  & BROTHERS,  PUBLISHERS, 

FRANKLIN  SQUARE. 

1875.. 


TO 

MRS.  ARNOLD, 

OF  FOX  HOWE, 

THIS  BOOK  m (WITHOUT  HER  PERMISSION) 

itiitttlti 

BY  THE  AUTHOR, 

WHO  OWES  MORE  THAN  HE  CAN  EVER  ACKNOWLEDGE 
OR  FORGET  TO  HER  AND  HERS. 


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As  on  the  one  hand  it  shotdd  ever  be  remembered  that  we  are  boys,  and  boys  at  school,  so 
on  the  other  hand  we  must  bear  in  mmd  that  we  form  a complete  social  body  ...  a society,  in 
which,  by  the  nature  of  the  case,  we  imist  not  only  learnt,  but  act  and  live'  and  act  and  live  7iot 
only  as  boys,  but  as  boys  who  will  be  men.'' — Rugby  Magazine. 


I 


PREFACE  TO  THE  SIXTH  EDITION, 


I RECEIVED  the  following  letter  from  an  old 
friend  soon  after  the  last  edition  of  this  book  was 
published,  and  resolved,  if  ever  another  edition 
were  called  for,  to  print  it.  For  it  is  clear  from 
this  and  other  like  comments,  that  something 
more  should  have  been  said  expressly  on  the 
subject  of  bullying,  and  how  it  is  to  be  met. 

“ Mt  dear , I blame  myself  for  not  having  earlier 

suggested  whether  you  could  not,  in  another  edition  of 
Tom  Brown,  or  another  story,  denounce  more  decidedly 
the  evils  of  bullying  at  schools.  You  have  indeed  done 
so,  and  in  the  best  way,  by  making  Flashman  the  bully 
the  most  contemptible  character,  but  in  that  scene  of  the 
tossing,  and  similar  passages,  you  hardly  suggest  that  such 
things  should  be  stopped — and  do  not  suggest  any  means 
of  putting  an  end  to  them. 

“ This  subject  has  been  on  my  mind  for  years.  It  fills 
me  with  grief  and  misery  to  think  what  weak  and  nerv- 
ous children  go  through  at  school— how  their  health  and 
character  for  life  are  destroyed  by  rough  and  brutal 
treatment. 

“ It  was  some  comfort  to  be  under  the  old  delusion  that 
fear  and  nervousness  can  be  cured  by  violence,  and  that 
knocking  about  will  turn  a timid  boy  into  a bold  one. 
But  now  we  know  well  enough  that  is  not  true.  Gradually 
training  a timid  child  to  do  bold  acts  would  be  most  de- 
sirable ; but  frightening  him  and  ill-treating  him  will 
not  make  him  courageous.  Every  medical  man  knows  the 
fatal  effects  of  terror,  or  agitation,  or  excitement,  to  nerves 
that  are  over-sensitive.  There  are  different  kinds  of  couii- 
age,  as  you  have  shown  in  your  character  of  Arthur. 

“ A boy  may  have  moral  courage,  and  a finely-organized 
brain  and  nervous  system.  Such  a boy  is  calculated,  if 
judiciously  educated,  to  be  a great,  wise,  and  useful  man,; 
but  he  may  not  possess  animal  coverage;  and  one  night’s 
tossing,  or  bullying,  may  produce  such  an  injury  to  hiS 
brain  and  nerves  that  his  usefulness  is  spoiled  for  life.  I 
verily  believe  that  hundreds  of  noble  organizations  are  thus 
destroyed  every  year.  Horse  jockeys  have  learnt  to  be 
wiser ; they  know  that  a highly  nervous  horse  is  utterly 
destroyed  by  harshness.  A groom  who  tried  to  cure  a 
shying  horse  by  roughness  and  violence,  would  be  dis- 
charged as  a brute  and  a fool.  A man  who  would  regu- 
late Ills  watch  with  a crowbar  would  be  considered  an  ass. 
But  the  person  who  thinks  a child  of  delicate  and  nervous 
organization  can  be  made  bold  by  bullying  is  no  better. 

“He  can  be  made  bold  by  healthy  exercise  and  games 
and  sports ; but  that  is  quite  a different  thing.  And  even 
these  games  and  sports  should  bear  some  proportion  to  his 
strength  and  capacities. 

“ I very  much  doubt  whether  small  children  should  play 
with  big  ones  ; the  rush  of  a set  of  great  fellows  at  foot- 
ball, or  the  speed  of  a cricket-ball  sent  bv  a strong  hitter, 
ra\ist  be  vary  alarming  to  a mere  child,  to  a child  who 


might  stand  up  boldly  enough  among  children  of  his  own 
size  and  height. 

“ Look  at  half  a dozen  small  children  playing  cricket  by 
themselves;  how  feeble  are  their  blows,  how  slowly  they 
bowl.  You  can  measure  in  that  way  their  capacity. 

“ Tom  Brown  and  his  eleven  were  bold  enough  playing 
against  an  eleven  of  their  own  calibre  ; but  I suspect  they 
would  have  been  in  a precious  funk  if  they  had  played 
against  eleven  giants,  whose  bowling  bore  the  same  pro- 
portion to  theirs  that  theirs  does  to  the  small  children’s 
above. 

“ To  return  to  the  tossing.  I must  say  I think  some 
means  might  be  devised  to  enable  school-boys  to  go  to  b d 
in  quietness  and  peace — and  that  some  means  ought  to  be 
devised  and  enfoiced.  No  good,  moral  or  physical,  to 
those  who  bully  or  those  who  are  bullied,  can  ensue  from 
such  scenes  as  take  place  in  the  dormitories  of  schools.  I 
suspect  that  British  wisdom  and  ingenuity  are  sufficient 
to  discover  a remedy  for  tliis  evil,  if  directed  in  the  right 
direction. 

“ The  fact  is,  that  the  condition  of  a small  boy  at  a large 
school  is  one  of  peculiar  hardship  and  suffeiing.  He  is 
entirely  at  the  mercy  of  proverbially  the  roughest  things 
in  the  universe — great  school-boys ; and  he  is  deprived  of 
the  protection  which  the  weak  have  in  civUized  society; 
for  he  may  not  complain;  if  he  does,  he  is  an  outlaw;  ho 
has  no  protector  but  public  opinion,  and  that  a public 
opinion  of  the  very  lowest  grade,  the  opinion  of  rude  and 
ignorant  boys. 

“What  do  school-boys  know  of  those  deep  questions  of 
moral  and  physical  philosophy,  of  the  anatomy  of  mind 
and  body,  by  which  the  treatment  of  a child  should  be 
regulated  ? 

“Why  should  the  laws  of  civilization  be  suspended  for 
schools  ? Why  should  boys  be  left  to  herd  together  with 
no  law  but  that  of  force  or  cunning?  What  would  be- 
come of  society  if  it  were  constituted  on  the  same  princi- 
ples ? It  would  be  plunged  into  anarchy  in  a week. 

“ One  of  our  judges,  not  long  ago,  refused  to  extend  the 
protection  of  the  law  to  a child  who  had  been  ill-treated  at 
school.  If  a party  of  n.avvies  had  given  him  a licking,  and 
he  had  brought  the  case  before  a magistrate,  what  would 
he  have  thought  if  the  magistrate  had  I'efused  to  protect 
him,  on  the  ground  that  if  such  cases  were  brought  before 
him,  he  might  liave  fifty  a day  from  one  town  only  ? 

“Now  I agree  with  yc  u that  a constant  supervision  of 
the  master  is  not  desirable  or  possible — and  that  telling 
biles,  or  constantly  I'cforrii  g to  the  master  for  protection, 
would  only  produce  ill-will  and  woree  tinatment. 

“If  I rightly  understand  your  book,  it  is  an  effort  to 
improve  the  condition  of  schools  by  improving  the  tone  of 
morality  and  public  opinion  in  them.  But  your  book  con- 
tains the  most  indubitable  proofs  that  the  condition  of  tho 
younger  boys  at  public  schools,  except  under  the  rare  dic- 
tatorship of  an  Old  Brooke,  is  one  of  great  hardship  an  1 
suffering. 

“ A timid  and  nervous  boy  is  from  morning  till  night  in 
a state  of  bodily  fear.  He  is  constantly  tormented  when 
trying  to  le.arn  his  lessons.  His  play-hours  are  occupie  1 


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PREFACE. 


in  fagging,  in  a horrid  funk  of  cricket-balls  and  footballs, 
and  the  violent  sport  of  creatures  who,  to  him,  are  giants. 
He  goes  to  his  bed  in  fear  and  trembling — worse  than  the 
reality  of  the  rough  tre.atment  to  which  he  is  perhaps  sub- 
jected. 

“ I believe  there  is  only  one  complete  remedy.  It  is  not 
in  magisterial  supervision ; nor  in  telling  tales ; nor  in 
mising  the  tone  of  public  opinion  among  school-boys — but 
in  the  separation  of  boys  of  different  ages  into  different 
schools. 

“There  should  be  at  least  three  different  classes  of 
schools — the  first  for  boys  from  nine  to  twelve ; the  second 
for  boys  from  twelve  to  fifteen;  the  third  for  those  above 
fifteen.  And  these  schools  should  be  in  different  localities. 

“There  ought  to  be  a certain  amount  of  supervision  by 
the  master  at  those  times  when  there  are  special  occarions 
for  bullying,  e.  g.  in  the  long  winter  evenings,  and  when 
the  boys  are  congregated  together  in  the  bedrooms. 
Surely  it  can  not  be  an  impossibility  to  keep  order  and 
protect  the  weak  at  such  times.  Whatever  evils  might 
arise  from  supervision,  they  could  hardly  be  greater  than  j 
those  produced  by  a system  which  divides  boys  into  des- 
pots and  slaves.  Ever  yours,  very  truly, 

“F.  D.’’ 

The  question  of  how  to  adapt  English  public 
school  education  to  nervous  and  sensitive  boys 
(often  the  highest  and  noblest  subjects  which 
that  education  has  to  deal  with)  ought  to  be 
looked  at  from  every  point  of  view.*  I there- 
fore add  a few  extracts  from  the  letter  of  an  old 
friend  and  schoolfellow,  than  tvhora  no  man  in 
England  is  better  able  to  speak  on  the  subject. 

“What’s  the  use  of  sorting  the  boys  by  ages,  unless  you 
do  so  by  strength:  and  who  are  often  the  real  bullies? 
The  strong  young  dog  of  fourteen,  while  the  victim  may 
be  one  year  or  two  years  older. ...  I deny  the  fact  about 
the  bedrooms : there  is  trouble  at  times,  and  always  will 
be ; but  so  there  is  in  nurseries — my  little  girl,  who  looks 
like  an  angel,  was  bullying  the  smallest  twice  to-day. 

“ Bullying  must  be  fought  with  in  other  ways — by  get- 
ting not  only  the  Sixth  to  put  it  down,  but  the  lower  fel- 
lows to  scorn  it,  and  by  eradicating  mercilessly  the  incor- 
rigible ; and  a master  who  really  cares  for  his  fellows  is 
pretty  sure  to  know  instinctively  who  in  his  house  are 
likely  to  be  bullied,  and,  knowing  a fellow  to  be  really 
victimized  and  harassed,  I am  sui-e  that  he  can  stop  it  if 
he  is  resolved.  There  are  many  kinds  of  annoyance — 
sometimes  of  real  cutting  persecution  for  righteousness’ 
.sake — that  he  can’t  stop,  no  more  could  all  the  ushers  in 
the  world;  but  he  can  do  very  much  in  many  ways  to 
make  the  shafts  of  the  wicked  pointless. 

“ But  though,  for  quite  other  reasons,  I don’t  like  to  see 
very  young  boys  launched  at  a public  school,  and  though 
1 '"on’ t deny  (I  wish  I could)  the  existence  from  time  to  time 
of  bullying,  I deny  its  being  a constant  condition  of  school 
life,  and  still  more,  the  possibility  of  meeting  it  by  the 
means  proposed. . . .” 

“ I don’t  wish  to  understate  the  amount  of  bulling 
Shat  goes  on  ; but  my  conviction  is  that  it  must  be  fought, 
like  all  school  evils,  but  it  more  than  any,  by  dynamics 


* For  those  who  believe  with  me  in  public  school  educa- 
tion, the  fact  stated  in  the  following  extract  from  a note  of 
Mr.  G.  De  Bunsen  will  be  hailed  with  pleasure,  especially 
now  that  our  alliance  with  Prussia  (the  most  natural  and 
liealthy  Europ  an  alliance  for  Protestant  England)  is 
likely  to  be  so  much  stronger  and  deeper  than  heretofore. 
Speaking  of  this  book,  he  says — “ The  author  is  mistaken 
in  saying  that  public  schools,  in  the  English  sense,  are  pe- 
culiar to  England.  Schul  Pforte  (in  the  Prussian  province 
of  Saxony)  is  similar  in  antiquity  and  institutions.  I like 
his  book  all  the  more  for  having  been  there  for  five  years.” 


rather  than  mechanics,  by  getting  the  fellows  to  respect 
themselves  and  one  another,  rather  than  by  sitting  by 
them  with  a thick  stick.” 

And  now,  having  broken  my  resolution  never 
to  write  a Preface,  there  are  just  two  or  three 
things  which  I should  like  to  say  a word  about. 

Several  persons,  for  whose  judgment  I have 
the  highest  respect,  while  saying  very  kind 
things  about  this  book,  have  added,  that  the 
great  fault  of  it  is  “too  much  preaching  but 
they  hope  I shall  amend  in  this  matter  should  I 
ever  write  again.  Now  this  I most  distinctly 


ing  at  all,  was  to  get  the  chance  of  preaching ! 
When  a man  comes  to  my  time  of  life,  and  has 
his  bread  to  make,  and  very  little  time  to  spare, 
is  it  likely  that  he  will  spend  almost  the  whole 
of  his  yearly  vacation  in  Avriting  a story  just  to 
amuse  people  ? I think  not.  At  any  rate,  I 
wouldn’t  do  so  myself. 

The  fact  is,  that  I can  scarcely  ever  call  on 
one  of  my  contemporaries  nowadays  without 
running  across  a boy  already  at  school,  or  just 
ready  to  go  there,  whose  bright  looks  and  sup- 
ple limbs  remind  me  of  his  father,  and  our  first 
meeting  in  old  times.  I can  scarcely  keep  the 
Latin  Grammar  out  of  my  own  house  any  long- 
er ; and  the  sight  of  sons,  nephews,  and  god- 
sons, playing  trap-bat-and-ball,  and  reading 
“Robinson  Crusoe,”  makes  one  ask  one’s  self, 
whether  there  isn’t  something  one  w’ould  like  to 
say  to  them  before  they  take  their  first  plunge 
into  the  stream  of  life,  aw’ay  from  their  own 
homes,  or  while  they  are  yet  shivering  after  the 
first  plunge.  My  sole  object  in  writing  was  to 
preach  to  boys  : if  ever  I write  again,  it  will  be 
to  preach  to  some  other  age.  I can’t  see  that  a 
man  has  any  business  to  Avrite  at  all,  unless  he 
has  something  Avhich  he  thoroughly  believes  and 
wants  to  preach  about.  If  he  has  this,  and  the 
chance  of  delivering  himself  of  it,  let  him  by  all 
means  put  it  in  the  shape  in  Avhich  it  Avill  be  most 
likely  to  get  a hearing  ; but  let  him  ncA'er  be  so 
carried  aAvay  as  to  forget  that  preaching  is  his 
object. 

A black  soldier  in  a West  Indian  regiment, 
tied  up  to  receh’e  a couple  of  dozen  for  drunk- 
enness, cried  out  to  his  captain,  Avho  Avas  ex- 
horting him  to  sobriety  in  future,  “Cap’n,  if 
you  preachee,  preachee  ; and  if  floggee,  floggee  ; 
but  no  preachee  and  floggee  too  !”  to  which  his 
captain  might  haA'C  replied,  “No,  Pompey,  I 


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IX 


roust  preach  whenever  I see  a chance  of  being  j 
listened  to,  which  I never  did  before ; so  now 
you  must  have  it  all  together  ; and  I hope  you 
may  remember  some  of  it.” 

There  is  one  point  which  has  been  made  by  , 
several  of  the  Reviewers  who  have  noticed  this 
book,  and  it  is  one  which,  as  I am  writing  a 
Preface,  I can  not  pass  over.  They  have  stated 
that  the  Rugby  undergraduates  they  remember  at 
the  Universities  were  “a  solemn  array,”  “ boys 
turned  into  men  before  their  time,”  a “semi-po- 
litical, semi-sacerdotal  fraternity,”  etc.,  giving 
the  idea  that  Arnold  turned  out  a set  of  young 
square-toes,  who  wore  long-fingered  black  gloves, 
and  talked  with  a snuffle.  I can  only  say  that 
their  acquaintance  must  have  been  limited  and 
exceptional.  For  I am  sure  that  every  one  who 
has  had  any  thing  like  large  or  continuous 
knowledge  of  boys  brouglit  up  at  Rugby,  from 
the  times  of  which  this  book  treats  down  to  this 
day,  will  bear  me  out  in  saying,  that  the  mark 
by  which  you  may  know  them  is  their  genial 
and  hearty  freshness  and  youthfulness  of  char- 
acter. They  lose  nothing  of  the  boy  that  is 
W'orth  keeping,  but  build  up  the  man  upon  it. 
This  is  their  differentia  as  Rugby  boys ; and  if 
they  never  had  it,  or  have  lost  it,  it  must  be  not 
because  they  were  at  Rugby,  but  in  spite  of  their 
having  been  there ; the  stronger  it  is  in  them 
the  more  deeply  you  may  be  sure  have  they 
drunk  of  the  spirit  of  their  school. 

But  this  boyisliness  in  the  highest  sense  is 
not  incompatible  with  seriousness — or  earnest- 
ness, if  you  like  the  word  better.*  Quite  the 
contrary.  And  I can  well  believe  that  casual 
observers,  who  have  never  been  intimate  with 
Rugby  boys  of  the  true  stamp,  but  have  met 
them  only  in  the  every-day  society  of  the  Uni- 
versities, at  wines,  breakfast  parties,  and  the 
like,  may  have  seen  a good  deal  more  of  the 
serious  or  earnest  side  of  their  characters  than 
any  other.  For  the  more  the  boy  was  alive  in 
them,  the  less  will  they  have  been  able  to  con- 
ceal their  thoughts,  or  their  opinion  on  what 
was  taking  place  under  their  noses ; and  if  the 
greater  part  of  that  didn’t  square  with  their  no- 
tions of  what  was  right,  very  likely  they  showed 
pretty  clearly  that  it  did  not,  at  whatever  risk 

* “ To  him  (Arnold)  and  his  admirers  we  owe  the  sub- 
stitution of  the  word  ‘earnest’  for  its  predecessor  ‘se- 
rious.’ ” — Edinburgh  Review,  No.  217.  p.  1S3. 


of  being  taken  for  young  prigs.  They  may  be 
open  to  the  charge  of  having  old  heads  on  young 
shoulders : I think  they  are,  and  always  were, 
as  long  as  I can  remember ; but  so  long  as  they 
have  young  hearts  to  keep  head  and  shoulders 
in  order,  I,  for  one,  must  think  this  only  a gain. 

And  what  gave  Rugby  boys  this  character, 
and  has  enabled  the  School,  I believe,  to  keep  it 
to  this  day  ? I say  fearlessly — Arnold’s  teach- 
ing and  example  ; above  all,  that  part  of  it  Avhich 
has  been,  I will  not  say  sneered  at,  but  certain- 
ly not  approved — his  unwearied  zeal  in  creating 
“ moral  thoughtfulness  ” in  every  boy  with  whom 
he  came  into  personal  contact. 

He  certainly  did  teach  us — thank  God  for  it ! 
— that  we  could  not  cut  our  life  into  slices  and 
say,  “ In  this  slice  your  actions  are  indifferent, 
and  you  needn’t  trouble  your  heads  about  them 
one  way  or  another ; but  in  this  slice  mind  what 
you  are  about,  for  they  are  important  ” — a pret- 
ty muddle  we  should  have  been  in  had  he  done 
so.  He  taught  us  that,  in  this  wonderful  world, 
no  boy  or  man  can  tell  which  of  his  actions  is 
indifferent,  and  which  not ; that  by  a thought- 
less word  or  look  wo  may  lead  astray  a brother 
for  whom  Christ  died.  He  taught  us  that  life 
is  a whole,  made  up  of  actions  and  thoughts  and 
longings,  great  and  small,  noble  and  ignoble  ; 
therefore  the  only  true  wdsdom  for  boy  or  man 
is  to  bring  the  whole  life  into  obedience  to  Him 
whose  world  we  live  in,  and  who  has  purchased 
us  with  Ilis  blood ; and  that  whether  we  eat  or 
drink,  or  whatsoever  we  do,  we  are  to  do  all  in 
His  name  and  to  His  glory ; in  such  teaching, 
faithfully,  as  it  seems  to  me,  following  that  of 
Paul  of  Tarsus,  who  w’as  in  the  habit  of  mean- 
ing what  he  said,  and  who  laid  down  this  stand- 
ard for  every  man  and  boy  in  his  time.  I think 
it  lies  with  those  who  say  that  such  teaching  will 
not  do  for  us  now,  to  show  why  a teacher  in  the 
nineteenth  century  is  to  preach  a lower  standard 
than  one  in  the  first. 

However,  I won’t  say  that  the  Reviewers  have 
not  a certain  plausible  ground  for  their  dicta. 
For  a short  time  after  a boy  has  taken  up  such  a 
life  as  Arnold  would  have  urged  upon  him,  he 
has  a hard  time  of  it.  He  finds  his  judgment 
often  at  fault,  his  body  and  intellect  running 
away  with  him  into  all  sorts  of  pitfalls,  and  him- 
self coming  down  with  a crash.  The  more  seri- 
ously he  buckles  to  his  work  the  oftener  these 


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PREFACE. 


mischances  seem  to  happen ; and  in  the  dust  of 
liis  tumbles  and  struggles,  unless  he  is  a very  ex- 
traordinary boy,  he  may  often  be  too  severe  on 
his  comrades,  may  think  he  sees  evil  in  things 
innocent,  may  give  offense  when  he  never  meant 
it.  At  this  stage  of  his  career,  I take  it,  our 
Reviewer  comes  across  him,  and,  not  looking 
below  the  surface  (as  a Reviewer  ought  to  do), 
at  once  sets  the  poor  boy  down  for  a prig  and  a 
Pharisee,  when  in  all  likelihood  he  is  one  of  the 
humblest  and  truest  and  most  childlike  of  the 
Reviewer’s  acquaintance. 

But  let  our  Reviewer  come  across  him  again 
in  a year  or  two,  when  the  “thoughtful  life” 


has  become  habitual  to  him,  and  fits  him  as 
easily  as  his  skin  ; and,  if  he  be  honest,  I think 
he  will  see  cause  to  reconsider  his  judgment. 
For  he  will  find  the  boy,  grown  into  a man,  en- 
joying every-day  life  as  no  man  can  who  has 
not  found  out  whence  comes  the  capacity  for  en- 
joyment, and  Who  is  the  Giver  of  the  least  of 
the  good  things  of  this  world — humble  as  no 
man  can  be  who  has  not  proved  his  own  power- 
lessness to  do  right  in  the  smallest  act  which  he 
ever  had  to  do — tolerant  as  no  man  can  be  who 
does  not  live  daily  and  hourly  in  the  knowledge 
of  how  Perfect  Love  is  forever  about  his  path, 
and  bearing  with  and  upholding  him. 


CONTENTS 


PART  I. 

CHAPTER  I, 

The  .Bkowk  Family 

CHAPTER  II. 

The  “Veast” 

CHAPTER  III. 
Sundry  Wars  and  Alliances.  . 

CHAPTER  IV. 

The  Stage-Coach 

CHAPTER  V. 

Rugby  and  Football.... 

CHAPTER  VI. 

After  the  Match ... 

CHAPTER  VII. 
Settling  to  the  Collar 

CHAPTER  VIII. 
The  War  or  Independence.... 

CHAPTER  IX. 

A Chapter  of  Accidents 


PART  II. 

CHAPTER  I. 


How  the  Tide  turned 81 

CHAPTER  II. 

The  New  Boy 87 

CHAPTER  III. 

Arthur  makes  a Friend 92 

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CHAPTER  IV. 

The  Bird-Fanciers 97 

CHAPTER  V. 

The  Fight 101 

CHAPTER  VI. 

Fever  in  the  School 110 

CHAPTER  VII. 

East’s  Dilemjlvs  and  Deliverances 117 

CHAPTER  VIII. 

Tom  Brown’s  Last  Match 123 

CHAPTER  IX. 

Finis 131 


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LIST  OF  ILLUSTRATIONS 


PAET  I. 

Capture  of  Tom  and  Jacob  Doodle- calf  at  the  School-porch. 

Portrait  of  Mr.  Hughes 

Tom  after  the  Pig 

Benjy,  Tom.,  and  the  Girls  at  the  F air 

Willunis  Defeat  at  Back-swording 

Tom  and  Playmates  coming  Home 

Squire  Brown's  Parting  Words 

The  Battle  with  the  ‘•‘'Pats" 

Tom's  first  Exploit  at  Football 

Waiting  for  Roast  Potatoes  in  Sally  Harrowell's  Kitchen. . 

Portrait  of  Dr.  Arnold 

The  Night  Fag 

Tadpole's  Mishap 

Reception  by  the  Doctor  of  Tom,  East,  and  the  Tadpole 

Roasting  a Fag 

Flashman's  Defeat  by  Tom  and  East 

Tom  discovered  by  Velveteens 


DEAWN  BY 

.Akthuk  Hughes.. F^zecc. 

Title. 

“ Page  20 


“ 22 

24 

“ 31 

“ 34 

. Sidney  Hall 38 

.Aetiiur  Hughes 47 

49 

56 

, Sidney  Hall 57 

.Arthur  Hughes 59 

“ 61 

70 


77 


PAET  II. 

DEAWN  BY 

East  and  Mrs.  Wixie Arthur  Hughes, 

Tom's  first  Sight  of  Arthur “ 

Tom's  first  Defense  of  Arthur “ 

Tom  and  Arthur  in  Cloister “ 

Tom  comforting  Arthur “ 


Martin's  Blow-up Sidney  Hall.  . 

Climbing  the  Fir-tree  after  the  Kestrel's  Nest Arthur  Hughes. 


Tom  and  East  plucking  the  Duck 

Running  for  a Convoy 

The  Fight 

Tom's  Visit  to  Arthur  after  the  Fever 

Tom  and  Arthur's  Mother 

East  unburdening  himself  to  Tom 

The  Conversation  during  the  Match 

Tom  and  the  Master's  Survey  of  the  Cook's  Cupboard. 

Chairing  Tom  in  the  Quadrangle... 

Visit  to  the  Tomb  of  Dr.  Arnold. 


81 

82 

85 

87 

89 

93 

99 

101 

102 

107 

112 

IIG 

122 

126 

129 

132 

13-3 


Tom  Brownes  School  Days, 

By  An  Old  Boy. 


I. 

' f For  centuries,  in  their  quiet,  dogged,  home-spun 


CHAPTl^R  I. 

THE  EROWH  FAMILY. 

“ I'm  the  poet  of  White  Horse  Vale,  sir, 

With  liberal  notions  under  my  cap.” — Ballad. 

The  Browns  have  become  illustrious  by  the 
pen  of  Thackeray  and  the  pencil  of  Doyle, 
within  the  memory  of  the  young  gentlemen  who 
are  now  matriculating  at  the  Universities.  Not- 
withstanding the  well-merited  but  late  fame 
which  has  now  fallen  upon  them,  any  one  at 
all  acquainted  with  the  family  must  feel  that 
much  has  yet  to  be  written  and  said  before  the 
British  nation  will  be  properly  sensible  of  how 
much  of  its  greatness  it  owes  to  the  Browns. 


way,  they  have  been  subduing  the  earth  in  most 
English  counties,  and  leaving  their  mark  in 
American  forests  and  Australian  uplands. 
Wherever  the  fleets  and  armies  of  England  have 
won  renown,  there  stalwart  sons  of  the  Browns 
have  done  yeomen’s  work.  With  the  yew  bow 
and  cloth-yard  shaft  at  Cressy  and  Agincourt — 
with  the  brown  bill  and  pike  under  the  brave 
Lord  Willoughby — with  culverin  and  demi-cul- 
verin  against  Spaniards  and  Dutchmen — with 
hand-grenade  and  sabre,  and  musket  and  bayo- 
net, under  Rodney  and  St.  Vincent,  Wolfe  and 
Moore,  Nelson  and  Wellington,  they  have  car- 
ried their  lives  in  their  hands ; getting  hard 
knocks  and  hard  work  in  plenty,  which  was  on 
the  whole  what  they  looked  for,  and  the  best 
thing  for  them  ; and  little  praise  or  pudding, 
which  indeed  they,  and  most  of  us,  are  better 
without.  Talbots  and  Stanleys,  St.  Maurs,  and 
such-like  folk  have  led  armies  and  made  laws 
time  out  of  mind ; but  those  noble  families 
would  be  somewhat  astounded — if  the  accounts 
ever  came  to  be  fairly  taken — to  find  how  small 
their  work  for  England  has  been  by  the  side  of 
that  of  the  Browns. 

These  latter,  indeed,  have  until  the  present 
generation  rarely  been  sung  by  poet,  or  chron- 
icled by  sage.  They  have  wanted  their  “ saccr 
vates,”  having  been  too  solid  to  rise  to  the  top 
by  themselves,  and  not  having  been  largely  gift- 
ed with  the  talent  of  catching  hold  of,  and  hold- 
ing on  tight  to,  whatever  good  things  happened 
to  be  going — the  foundation  of  the  fortunes  of 
so  many  noble  families.  But  the  world  goes  on 
its  way,  and  the  wheel  turns,  and  the  wrongs 
of  the  Browns,  like  other  wrongs,  seem  in  a 
fair  way  to  get  righted.  And  this  present 
writer,  having  for  many  years  of  his  life  been 
a devout  Brown-worshipper^  and  moreover  hav- 
ing the  honor  of  being  nearly  connected  with 
an  eminently  respectable  branch  of  the  great 
Brown  famil}',  is  anxious,  so  far  as  in  him  lies, 
to  help  the  wheel  over,  and  throw  his  stone  on 
to  the  pile. 

However,  gentle  reader,  or  simple  reader, 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


whichever  you  may  be,  lest  you  should  be  led  to 
waste  your  precious  time  upon  these  pages,  I 
make  so  bold  as  at  once  to  tell  you  the  sort  of 
folk  you’ll  have  to  meet  and  put  up  with,  if 
you  and  I are  to  jog  on  comfortably  together. 
You  shall  hear  at  once  what  sort  of  folk  the 
Browns  arc,  at  least  my  branch  of  them  ; and 
then  if  you  don’t  like  the  sort,  why  cut  the  con- 
cern at  once,  and  let  you  and  I cry  quits  before 
either  of  us  can  grumble  at  the  other. 

In  the  first  place,  the  Browns  are  a fighting 
family.  One  may  question  their  wisdom,  or 
wit,  or  beauty,  but  about  their  fight  there  can 
be  no  question.  Wherever  hard  knocks  of  any 
kind,  visible  or  invisible,  are  going,  there  the 
Brown  who  is  nearest  must  shove  in  his  carcass. 
And  these  carcasses  for  the  most  part  answer 
very  well  to  the  characteristic  propensity  ; they 
are  a square-headed  and  snake-necked  genera- 
tion, broad  in  the  shoulder,  deep  in  the  chest, 
and  thin  in  the  flank,  carrying  no  lumber. 
Then  for  clanship,  they  are  as  bad  as  High- 
landers ; it  is  amazing  the  belief  they  have  in 
one  another.  With  them  there  is  nothing  like 
the  Browns,  to  the  third  and  fourth  generation. 
“Blood  is  thicker  than  water,”  is  one  of  their 
pet  sayings.  They  can’t  be  happy  unless  they 
;ire  always  meeting  one  another.  Never  were 
such  people  for  family  gatherings,  which,  were 
you  a stranger,  or  sensitive,  you  might  think 
liad  better  not  have  been  gathered  together. 
For  during  the  whole  time  of  their  being  together 
they  luxuriate  in  telling  one  another  their  minds 
on  whatever  subject  turns  up;  and  their  minds  are 
wonderfully  antagonistic,  and  all  their  opinions 
are  downright  beliefs.  Till  you’ve  been  among 
them  some  time  and  understand  them,  you  can’t 
think  but  that  they  are  quarrelling.  Not  a bit 
of  it ; they  love  and  respect  one  another  ten 
times  the  more  after  a good  set  family  arguing 
bout,  and  go  back,  one  to  his  curacy,  another  to 
his  chambers,  and  another  to  his  regiment, 
freshened  for  work,  and  more  then  ever  con- 
vinced that  the  Browns  are  the  height  of  com- 
pany. 

This  family  training,  too,  combined  with  their 
turn  for  combativeness,  makes  them  eminently 
quixotic.  They  can’t  let  any  thing  alone  which 
they  think  going  wrong.  They  must  speak  their 
mind  about  it,  annoying  all  easy-going  folk ; 
and  spend  their  time  and  money  in  having  a 
tinker  at  it,  however  hopeless  the  job.  It  is  an 
impossibility  to  a Brown  to  leave  the  most  dis- 
reputable lame  dog  on  the  other  side  of  a stile. 
Most  other  folk  get  tired  of  such  Avork.  The 
old  Browns,  with  red  faces,  white  xvhiskers,  and 
bald  heads,  go  on  believing  and  fighting  to  a 
green  old  age.  They  have  always  a crotchet 
going,  till  the  old  man  with  the  scythe  reaps 
and  garners  them  away  for  troublesome  old  boys 
as  they  are. 

And  the  most  provoking  thing  is,  that  no 
failures  knock  them  up,  or  make  them  hold  their 
hands,  or  think  you,  or  me,  or  other  sane  peo- 
ple in  the  right.  Failures  slide  off  them  like 
July  rain  off  a duck’s  back-feathers.  Jem  and 


his  whole  family  turn  out  bad,  and  cheat  them 
one  week,  and  the  next  they  are  doing  the  same 
thing  for  Jack  ; and  when  he  goes  to  the  tread- 
mill, and  his  wife  and  children  to  the  workhouse, 
they  Avill  be  on  the  look-out  for  Bill  to  take  his 
place. 

However,  it  is  time  for  us  to  get  from  the 
general  to  the  particular ; so,  leaving  the  great 
army  of  Browns,  who  are  scattered  over  the 
whole  empire  on  Avhich  the  sun  never  sets,  and 
whose  general  diffusion  I take  to  be  the  chief 
cause  of  that  empire’s  stability,  let  us  at  once 
fix  our  attention  upon  the  small  nest  of  Browns 
in  which  our  hero  was  hatched,  and  which  dwelt 
in  that  portion  of  the  Royal  county  of  Berks 
which  is  called  the  Vale  of  White  Horse, 

Most  of  you  have  probably  travelled  down 
the  Great  Western  Railway  as  far  as  Swindon. 
Those  of  you  Avho  did  so  Avith  their  eyes  open 
have  been  aAvare,  soon  after  leaving  the  Didcot 
station,  of  a fine  range  of  chalk  hills  running 
parallel  with  the  railway  on  the  left-hand  side 
as  you  go  down,  and  distant  some  tAvo  or  three 
miles,  more  or  less,  from  the  line.  The  high- 
est point  in  the  range  is  the  White  Horse  Hill, 
Avhich  you  come  in  front  of  just  before  you  stop 
at  the  Shrivenham  Station.  If  you  love  Eng- 
lish scenery  and  haA^e  a fcAv  hours  to  spare,  you 
can’t  do  better,  the  next  time  you  pass,  than 
stop  at  the  Farringdon  - road,  or  Shrivenham 
station,  and  make  your  Avay  to  that  highest  point. 
And  those  Avho  care  for  the  vague  old  stories 
that  haunt  country  sides  all  about  England,  will 
not,  if  they  are  Avise,  be  content  Avith  only  a fcAV 
hours’  stay ; for,  glorious  as  the  vicAV  is,  the 
neighborhood  is  yet  more  interesting  for  its  rel- 
ics of  by-gone  times.  I only  knoAv  two  English 
neighborhoods  thoroughly,  and  in  each,  Avithin 
a circle  of  fiv^e  miles,  there  is  enough  of  interest 
and  beauty  to  last  any  reasonable  man  his  life. 
I believe  this  to  be  the  case  almost  throughout 
the  country,  but  each  has  a special  attraction, 
and  none  can  be  richer  than  the  one  I am  speak- 
ing of  and  going  to  introduce  you  to  very  par- 
ticularly ; for  on  this  subject  I must  be  prosy ; 
so  those  that  don’t  care  for  England  in  detail 
may  skip  the  chapter. 

O young  England!  young  England!  You 
who  are  born  into  these  racing  railroad  times, 
when  there’s  a Great  Exhibition,  or  some  mon- 
ster sight,  every  year,  and  you  can  get  over  a 
couple  of  thousand  miles  of  ground  for  three 
pound  ten,  in  a five  Aveeks’  holiday,  Avhy  don’t 
you  knoAV  more  of  your  own  birth -iflaces? 
You’re  all  in  the  ends  of  the  earth,  it  seems  to 
me,  as  soon  as  you  get  your  necks  out  of  the  ed- 
ucational collar  for  midsummer  holidays,  long 
vacations,  or  Avhat  not.  Going  round  Ireland, 
Avith  a return -ticket,  in  a fortnight;  dropping 
your  copies  of  Tennyson  on  the  tops  of  SAviss 
mountains;  or  pulling  doAvn  the  Danube  in  Ox- 
ford racing-boats.  And  Avhen  you  get  home  for 
a quiet  fortnight,  you  turn  the  steam  off,  and  lie 
on  your  backs  in  the  paternal  garden,  surround- 
ed by  the  last  batch  of  books  from  Mudie’s  li- 
brary, and  half  bored  to  death.  Well,  Avell ! I 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


know  it  has  its  good  side.  You  all  patter  French 
more  or  less,  and  perhaj)s  German  ; you  have 
seen  men  and  cities,  no  doubt,  and  have  your 
opinions,  such  as  they  arc,  about  schools  of 
painting,  high  art,  and  all  that ; have  seen  the 
pictures  at  Dresden  and  the  Louvre,  and  know 
the  taste  of  sour-krout.  All  I say  is,  you  don’t 
know  your  own  lanes  and  woods  and  fields. 
Though  you  may  be  chock-full  of  science,  not 
one  in  twenty  of  you  knows  where  to  find  the 
wood-sorrel,  or  bee-orchis,  which  grow  in  the 
next  wood,  or  on  the  down  three  miles  off,  or 
what  the  bog-bean  and  wood-sage  are  good  for. 
And  as  for  the  country  legends,  the  stories  of  the 
old  gable-ended  farm-houses,  the  place  where  the 
last  skirmish  was  fought  in  the  civil  wars,  where 
the  jiarish  butts  stood,  where  the  last  highway- 
man turned  to  bay;  where  the  last  ghost  was 
laid  by  the  parson,  they’re  gone  out  of  date  al- 
together. 

Now,  in  my  time,  when  we  got  home  by  the 
old  coach,  which  put  us  down  at  the  cross-roads 
with  our  boxes,  the  first  day  of  the  holidays,  and 
had  been  driven  off  by  the  family  coachman, 
singing  “Dulcc  domum  ” at  the  top  of  our 
voices,  there  we  were,  fixtures,  till  black  Mon- 
day came  round.  We  had  to  cut  out  our  own 
amusements  within  a walk  or  a ride  of  home. 
And  so  we  got  to  know  all  the  country  folk,  and 
their  ways  and  songs  and  stories,  by  heart ; and 
went  over  the  fields  and  woods  and  hills  again 
and  again,  till  we  made  friends  of  them  all.  We 
were  Berkshire,  or  Gloucestershire,  or  Yorkshire 
boys  : and  you’re  young  cosmopolites,  belonging 
to  all  counties  and  no  countries.  No  doubt  it’s 
all  right;  I dare  say  it  is.  This  is  the  day  of 
large  views  and  glorious  humanity,  and  all  that ; 
but  I wish  backsword  play  hadn’t  gone  out  in 
the  Vale  of  White  Horse,  and  that  that  con- 
founded Great  Western  hadn't  carried  away  Al- 
fred’s Hill  to  make  an  embankment. 

But  to  return  to  the  said  Yale  of  Wliite  Horse, 
the  country  in  which  the  first  scenes  of  this  true 
and  interesting  story  are  laid.  As  I said,  the 
Great  Western  now  runs  right  through  it,  and  it 
is  a land  of  large  rich  pastures,  bounded  by  ox- 
fences,  and  covered  with  fine  hedgerow  timber, 
with  here  and  there  a nice  little  gorse  or  spin- 
ney, where  abideth  poor  Charley,  having  no  oth- 
er cover  to  which  to  betake  himself  for.  miles 
and  miles,  when  pushed  out  some  fine  Novem- 
ber morning  by  the  Old  Berkshire.  Those  who 
have  been  there,  and  well  mounted,  only  know 
how  he  and  the  stanch  little  pack  who  dash  af- 
ter him  — heads  high  and  sterns  low,  with  a 
breast-high  scent — can  consume  the  ground  at 
such  times.  There  being  little  plough-land,  and 
few  woods,  the  Vale  is  only  an  average  sporting 
country,  except  for  hunting.  The  villages  are 
straggling,  queer,  old-fashioned  places,  the 
houses  being  dropped  down  without  the  least 
regularity,  in  nooks  and  out-of-the-way  corners, 
by  the  sides  of  shadowy  lanes  and  footpaths, 
each  with  its  patch  of  garden.  They  are  built 
chiefly  of  good  gray-stone  and  thatched  ; though 
I see  that  wirliin  tlie  last  year  or  two  the  red 


lo 

brick  cottages  are  multiplying,  for  the  Vale  is 
beginning  to  manufacture  largely  both  bricks  and 
tiles.  There  are  lots  of  waste  ground  by  the  side 
of  the  roads  in  every  village,  amounting  often  to 
village  greens,  where  feed  the  pigs  and  ganders 
of  the  people  ; and  these  roads  are  old-fashion- 
ed, homely  roads,  very  dirty  and  badly  made, 
and  hardly  endurable  in  winter,  but  still  pleas- 
ant jog-trot  roads,  running  through  the  great 
j)asture-lands,  dotted  here  and  there  with  little 
clumps  of  thorns,  where  the  sleek  kine  are  feed- 
ing, with  no  fence  on  either  side  of  them,  and  a 
gate  at  the  end  of  each  field,  which  makes  you 
get  out  of  your  gig  (if  you  keep  one),  and  gives 
you  a chance  of  looking  about  you  every  quarter 
of  a mile. 

One  of  the  moralists  whom  we  sat  under  in 
our  youth — was  it  the  great  Richard  Swiveller, 
or  Mr.  Stiggins  ? — says,  “ We  are  born  in  a vale, 
and  must  take  the  consequences  of  being  found 
in  such  a situation.”  These  consequences,  I for 
one  am  ready  to  encounter.  I pity  people  who 
weren’t  born  in  a vale.  I don’t  mean  a flat 
country,  but  a vale ; that  is,  a flat  country  bound- 
ed by  hills.  The  having  your  hill  always  in 
view  if  you  choose  to  turn  towards  him,  that’s 
the  essence  of  a vale.  There  he  is  forever  in 
the  distance,  your  friend  and  companion ; you 
never  lose  him  as  you  do  in  hilly  districts. 

And  then  what  a hill  is  the  White  Horse  Hill ! 
There  it  stands  right  up  above  all  the  rest,  nine 
hundred  feet  above  the  sea,  and  the  boldest, 
bravest  shape  for  a chalk  hill  that  you  ever  saw. 
Let  us  go  up  to  the  top  of  him,  and  see  what  is 
to  be  found  there.  Ay,  you  may  well  wonder, 
and  think  it  odd  you  never  heard  of  this  before  ; 
but,  wonder  or  not,  as  you  please,  there  are  hun- 
dreds of  such  things  lying  about  England,  which 
wiser  folk  than  you  know  nothing  of,  and  care 
nothing  for.  Yes,  it’s  a magnificent  Roman 
camp,  and  no  mistake,  with  gates,  and  ditch, 
and  mounds,  all  as  complete  as  it  was  twenty 
years  after  the  strong  old  rogues  left  it.  Here, 
right  up  on  the  highest  point,  from  which  they 
say  you  can  see  eleven  counties,  they  trenched 
round  all  the  table-land,  some  twelve  or  fourteen 
acres,  as  was  their  custom,  for  they  could’nt  bear 
any  body  to  overlook  them,  and  made  their  eyrie. 
The  ground  falls  away  rapidly  on  all  sides.  Was 
there  ever  such  turf  in  the  whole  world  ? You 
sink  up  to  your  ankles  at  every  step,  and  yet 
the  spring  of  it  is  delicious.  There  is  always  a 
bi-eeze  in  the  “camp,”  as  it  is  called,  and  here 
it  lies,  just  as  the  Romans  left  it,  except  that 
cairn  on  the  east  side,  left  by  Her  Majesty’s  corps 
of  Sappers  and  Miners  the  other  day,  when  they 
and  the  Engineer  officer  had  finished  their  so- 
journ there,  and  their  surveys  for  the  Ordnance 
Map  of  Berkshire.  It  is  altogether  a place  that 
you  won’t  forget — a place  to  open  a man’s  soul 
and  make  him  prophesy,  as  he  looks  down  on 
that  great  Vale  spread  out  as  the  garden  of  the 
Lord  before  him,  and  wave  on  wave  of  the  mys- 
terious downs  behind  ; and  to  the  right  and  left 
the  chalk  hills  running  aw.Qy  into  the  distance, 
along  which  he  can  trace  for  miles  tlie  old  Ro- 


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man  road,  “the  Ridgeway”  (“the  Rudge”  as 
tlie  country  folk  call  it),  keeping  straight  along 
the  highest  back  of  the  hills ; such  a place  as 
Balak  brought  Balaam  to,  and  told  him  to 
prophesy  against  the  people  in  the  valley  be- 
neath. And  he  could  not,  neither  shall  you, 
for  they  are  a people  of  the  Lord  who  abide 
tliere. 

And  now  we  leave  the  camp,  and  descend 
towards  the  west,  and  are  on  the  Ash-down. 
We  are  treading  on  heroes.  It  is  sacred  ground 
for  Englishmen,  more  sacred  than  all  but  one 
or  two  fields  where  their  bones  lie  whitening. 
For  this  is  the  actual  place  where  our  Alfred  won 
his  great  battle,  the  battle  of  Ashdown  (“^scen- 
dum  ” in  the  chroniclers),  which  broke  the 
Danish  power,  and  made  England  a Christian 
land.  The  Danes  held  the  camp  and  the  slope 
where  we  are  standing — the  whole  crown  of  the 
hill,  in  fact.  “The  heathen  had  beforehand 
seized  the  higher  ground,”  as  old  Asser  says, 
having  wasted  every  thing  behind  them  fi’om 
London,  and  being  just  ready  to  burst  down  on 
the  fair  vale,  Alfred’s  own  birth-place  and  heri- 
tage. And  up  the  heights  came  the  Saxons,  as 
they  did  at  the  Alma.  “The  Christians  led  up 
their  line  from  the  lower  ground.  There  stood 
also  on  that  same  spot  a single  thorn-tree,  mar- 
vellous stumpy  (which  we  ourselves  with  our  very 
own  eyes  have  seen).”  Bless  the  old  chronicler ! 
does  he  think  nobody  ever  saw  the  “single  thorn- 
tree”  but  himself?  Why,  there  it  stands  to 
this  very  day,  just  on  the  edge  of  the  slope,  and 
I saw  it  not  three  weeks  since ; an  old  single 
thorn-tree,  “ marvellous  stumpy.”  At  least,  if 
it  isn’t  the  same  tree,  it  ought  to  have  been,  for 
it’s  just  in  the  place  where  the  battle  must  have 
been  won  or  lost — “around  which,  as  I was 
saying,  the  two  lines  of  foemen  came  together 
in  battle  with  a huge  shout.  And  in  this  place 
one  of  the  two  Kings  of  the  heathen  and  five  of 
his  earls  fell  down  and  died,  and  many  thou- 
sands of  the  heathen  side  in  the  same  place.”* 
After  which  crowning  mercy,  the  pious  King, 
that  there  might  never  be  wanting  a sign  and  a 
memorial  to  the  country-side,  carved  out  on  the 
northern  side  of  the  chalk  hill,  under  the  camp, 
where  it  is  almost  precipitous,  the  great  Saxon 
white  horse,  which  he  who  will  may  sec  from 
the  railway,  and  which  gives  its  name  to  the 
vale,  over  which  it  has  looked  these  thousand 
years  and  more. 

Right  down  below  the  White  Horse  is  a curi- 
ous deep  and  broad  gully  called  “ the  Manger,” 
into  one  side  of  which  the  hills  fall  with  a series 
of  the  most  lovely  sweeping  curves,  known  as 


• “ Pagani  editiorem  locum  prarocciipaverant.  Christi- 
ani  ab  inferiovi  loco  acieni  dirigebant.  Krat  quotiuo  in 
eodem  loco  unica  spinosa  arbor,  brevis  admodum  (quani 
nos  ipsi  nostris  propriis  ociilis  vidimus).  Circa  quam  ci’go 
hostiles  inter  se  acies  cum  ingenti  clamore  hostiliter  con- 
veniunt.  Quo  in  loco  alter  de  duobus  Paganorum  regibus 
ct  qiiinque  comites  occisi  occubuerunt,  et  miilta  milUa 
l^aganee  partis  in  eodem  loco.  Cccidit  illic  ergo  Boegsceg 
Pex,  et  Sidroc  ille  scnex  comes,  et  Sidroc  Junior  comes, 
et  Obsbern  comes,”  etc. — Annales  Rerum  Ges^nruvi  JEl- 
f-p.di  Mafini,  Auctore  Asscrio,  Rcccnsuit  Fransiscus 
(I'is:  (Oxford,  1722,  p.  2S). 


the  “Giant’s  Stairs;”  they  are  not  a bit  like 
stairs,  but  I never  saw  any  thing  like  them  any- 
where else,  with  their  short  green  turf,  and  ten- 
der blue-bells,  and  gossamer  and  thistle-down 
gleaming  in  the  sun,  and  the  sheep-paths  run- 
ning along  their  sides  like  ruled  lines. 

The  other  side  of  the  Manger  is  formed  by  the 
Dragon's  Hill,  a curious  little  round  self-confi- 
dent fellow,  thrown  forward  from  the  range,  and 
utterly  unlike  every  thing  round  him.  On  this 
hill  some  deliverer  of  mankind— St.  George,  the 
country  folk  used  to  tell  me — killed  a dragon. 
Whether  it  were  St.  George,  I can  not  say  ; but 
surely  a dragon  was  killed  there,  for  you  may 
see  the  marks  yet  where  his  blood  ran  down, 
and  more  by  token  the  place  where  it  ran  down 
is  the  easiest  w'ay  up  the  hill-side. 

Passing  along  the  Ridgeway  to  the  west  for 
about  a mile,  we  come  to  a little  clump  of  young 
beech  and  firs,  with  a growth  of  thorn  and  privet 
underwood.  Here  you  may  find  nests  of  the 
strong  down  partridge  and  peewit,  but  take  care 
that  the  keeper  isn’t  down  upon  you ; and  in 
the  middle  of  it  is  an  old  cromlech,  a huge  fiat 
stone  raised  on  seven  or  eight  others,  and  led 
up  to  by  a path,  Avith  large  single  stones  set  up 
on  each  side.  This  is  Wayland  Smith’s  cave, 
a place  of  classic  fame  noAv;  but  as  Sir  Walter 
has  touched  it,  I may  as  Avell  let  it  alone,  and 
refer  you  to  Kenilworth  for  the  legend. 

The  thick  deep  wood  which  you  see  in  the 
holloAV,  about  a mile  off,  surrounds  Ashdown 
Park,  built  by  Inigo  Jones.  Four  broad  alleys 
are  cut  through  the  wood,  from  circumference 
to  centre,  and  each  leads  to  one  face  of  the 
house.  The  mystery  of  the  downs  hangs  about 
house  and  Avood,  as  they  stand  there  alone, 
so  unlike  all  around,  with  the  green  slopes, 
studded  Avith  great  stones  just  about  this  part, 
stretching  aAvay  on  all  sides.  It  Avas  a Avise 
Lord  Craven,  I think,  who  pitched  his  tent 
there. 

Passing  along  the  RidgCAvay  to  the  east,  Ave 
soon  come  to  cultivated  land.  The  doAvns, 
strictly  so  called,  are  no  more;  Lincolnshire 
farmers  have  been  imported,  and  the  long  fresh 
slopes  are  sheep-Avalks  no  more,  butgroAV  famous 
•turnips  and  barley.  One  of  these  improvers 
lives  over  there  at  the  “ Seven  BarroAvs”  farm, 
another  mystery  of  the  great  downs.  There  are 
the  barroAvs  still,  solemn  and  silent,  like  ships 
in  the  calm  sea,  the  sepulchres  of  some  sons 
of  men.  But  of  Avhom  ? It  is  three  miles  from 
the  White  Horse,  too  far  for  the  slain  of  Ash- 
down to  be  buried  there — Avho  shall  say  what 
heroes  are  Availing  there  ? But  Ave  must  get 
doAvn  into  the  Vale  again,  and  so  aAvay  by  the 
Great  Western  Raihvay  to  toAim,  for  time  and 
the  printer’s  devil  press,  and  it  is  a terrible  long 
and  slippery  descent,  and  a shocking  bad  road. 
At  the  bottom,  hoAvever,  there  is  a pleasant  pub- 
lic, Avhereat  Ave  must  really  take  a modest 
quencher,  for  the  down  air  is  provocath’e  of 
thirst.  So  Ave  pull  up  under  an  old  oak  Avhich 
stands  before  the  door. 

“ What  is  the  name  of  your  hill,  landlord  ?” 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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“Blawing  Stwun  Hill,  sir,  to  be  sure.” 

[Reader.  Sturm?" 

Author.  “ Stone,  stupid : the  Blowing 

<S/one.”] 

“ And  of  your  house  ? I can’t  make  out  the 
sign.” 

“ Blawing  Stwun,  sir,”  says  the  landlord, 
pouring  out  his  old  ale  from  a Toby  Philpot  jug, 
with  a m&lodious  crash,  into  the  long-necked 
glass. 

“ What  queer  names !”  say  we,  sighing  at  the 
end  of  our  draught,  and  holding  out  the  glass  to 
be  replenished. 

“ Bean’t  queer  at  all,  as  I can  see,  sir,”  says 
mine  host,  handing-back  our  glass,  “ seeing  as 
this  here  is  the  Blawing  Stwun  his  self put- 
ting his  hand  on  a square  lump  of  stone,  some 
three  feet  and  a half  high,  perforated  with  two 
or  three  queer  holes,  like  petrified  antediluvian 
rat-holes,  which  lies  there  close  under  the  oak, 
under  our  very  nose.  We  are  more  than  ever 
puzzled,  and  drink  our  second  glass  of  ale,  won- 
dering what  will  come  next.  “Like  to  hear 
un,  sir?”  says  mine  host,  setting  down  Toby 
Philpot  on  the  tray,  and  resting  both  hands  on 
the  “Stwun.”  We  are  ready  for  any  thing; 
and  he,  without  waiting  for  a reply,  applies  his 
mouth  to  one  of  the  rat  holes.  Something  must 
come  of  it,  if  he  doesn’t  burst.  Good  heavens ! 
I hope  he  has  no  apoplectic  tendencies.  Yes, 
here  it  comes,  sure  enough,  a grewsome  sound 
between  a moan  and  a roar,  and  spreads  itself 
away  over  the  valley,  and  up  the  hill-side,  and 
into  the  woods  at  the  back  of  the  house,  a ghost- 
like awful  voice.  “ Um  do  say,  sir,”  says  mine 
host,  rising  purple-faced  while  the  moan  is  still 
coming  out  of  the  Stwun,  “as  they  used  in  old 
times  to  warn  the  country-side,  by  blawing 
the  Stwun  when  the  enemy  was  a cornin’ — and 
as  how  folks  could  make  un  heered  then  for 
seven  mile  round : leastways,  so  I’ve  heered 
lawyer  Smith  say,  and  he  knows  a smart  sight 
about  them  old  times.”  We  can  hardly  swal- 
low lawyer  Smith’s  seven  miles,  but  could  the 
blowing  of  the  stone  have  been  a summons,  a 
sort  of  sending  the  fiery  cross  round  the  neigh- 
borhood in  the  old  times  ? What  old  times  ? 
Who  knows  ? We  pay  for  our  beer,  and  are 
thankful. 

“ And  what’s  the  name  of  the  village  just  be- 
low, landlord?” 

“ Kingstone  Lisle,  sir.” 

“ Fine  plantations  you’ve  got  here.” 

“Yes  sir,  the  Squire’s  ’mazin  fond  of  trees 
and  such  like.” 

“ No  wonder.  He’s  got  some  real  beauties 
to  be  fond  of.  Good-day,  landlord.” 

“Good-day,  sir,  and  a pleasant  ride  to  ’e.” 

And  now,  my  boys,  you  whom  I want  to  get 
for  readers,  have  you  had  enough  ? Will  you 
give  in  at  once,  and  say  you’re  convinced,  and 
let  me  begin  my  story,  or  will  you  have  more  of 
it  ? Remember,  I’ve  only  been  over  a little  bit 
of  the  hillside  yet,  what  you  could  ride  round 
easily  on  your  ponies  in  an  hour.  I’m  only 
just  come  down  into  the  vale,  by  Blowing  Stone 
2 


Hill  ; and  if  I once  begin  about  the  vale,  what’s 
to  stop  me?  You’ll  have  to  hear  all  about 
Wantage,  the  birthplace  of  Alfred,  and  Farring- 
don,  which  held  out  so  long  for  Charles  the 
First  (the  vale  was  near  Oxford,  and  dreadfully 
malignant ; full  of  Thrograortons,  Puseys,  and 
Pyes,  and  such  like,  and  their  brawny  retainers). 
Did  you  ever  read  Thomas  Ingoldsby’s  “ Legend 
of  Hamilton  Tighe  ?”  If  you  haven’t,  you  ought 
to  have.  Well,  Farringdon  is  where  he  lived, 
before  he  went  to  sea ; his  real  name  was  Ham- 
den Pye,  and  the  Pyes  were  the  great  folk  at 
Farringdon.  Then  there’s  Pusey.  You’ve  heard 
of  the  Pusey  horn,  which  King  Canute  gave  to 
the  Puseys  of  that  day,  and  which  the  gallant 
old  squire,  lately  gone  to  his  rest  (whom  Berk- 
shire freeholders  turned  out  of  last  Parliament, 
to  their  eternal  disgrace,  for  voting  according 
to.  his  conscience),  used  to  bring  out  on  high 
days,  holidays,  and  bonfire  nights.  And  the 
splendid  old  Cross  church  at  Ufiington,  the 
Ufiingas  town  ; — how  the  whole  country-side 
teems  with  Saxon  names  and  memories ! And 
the  old  moated  grange  at  Compton,  nestled 
close  under  the  hillside,  where  twenty  Marianas 
may  have  lived,  with  its  bright  water-lilies  in 
the  moat,  and  its  yew  walk,  “the  cloister 
walk,”  and  its  peerless  terraced  gardens.  There 
they  all  are,  and  twenty  things  besides,  for  those 
who  care  about  them,  and  have  eyes.  And 
these  are  the  sort  of  things  you  may  find,  I be- 
lieve, every  one  of  you,  in  any  common  English 
country  neighborhood. 

Will  you  look  for  them  under  your  own  noses, 
or  will  you  not?  Well,  well.  I’ve  done  what  I 
can  to  make  you  ; and  if  you  will  go  gadding 
over  half  Europe  now  every  holidays,  I can’t 
help  it.  I was  born  and  bred  a west-country- 
man, thank  God ! a Wessex  man,  a citizen  of 
the  noblest  Saxon  kingdom  of  Wessex,  a regu- 
lar “Angular  Saxon,”  the  very  soul  of  me 
“adseriptus  glebse.”  There’s  nothing  like  the 
old  country-side  for  me,  and  no  music  like  the 
twang  of  the  real  old  Saxon  tongue,  as  one  gets 
it  fresh  from  the  veritable  chaw  in  the  White 
Horse  Vale  : and  I say  with  “ Gaarge  Ridler,” 
the  old  west-country  yeoman  : 

“ Throo  aall  the  waarld  owld  Gaarge  would  bwoast, 
Commend  me  to  merry  owld  England  mwoast : 
While  vools  gwoes  prating  vur  and  nigh, 

We  stwops  at  whum,  my  dog  and  I.” 

Here  at  any  rate  lived  and  stopped  at  homo 
Squire  Brown,  J.  P.  for  the  county  of  Berks, 
in  a village  near  the  foot  of  the  White  Horse 
range.  And  here  he  dealt  out  justice  and  mer- 
cy in  a rough  way,  and  begat  sons  and  daugh- 
ters, and  hunted  the  fox,  and  grumbled  at  the 
badness  of  the  roads  and  the  times.  And  his 
wife  dealt  out  stockings,  and  calico  shirts,  and 
smock  frocks,  and  comforting  drinks  to  the  old 
folks  with  the  “ rheumatiz,”  and  good  counsel 
to  all ; and  kept  the  coal  and  clothes-clubs  go- 
ing, for  Yule-tide,  when  the  bands  of  mummers 
came  round  dressed  out  in  ribbons  and  colored 
paper  caps,  and  stamped  round  the  Squire’s 
kitchen,  repeating  in  true  sing-song  vernacular 


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the  legend  of  St.  George  and  his  fight,  and  the 
ten-pound  Doctor,  who  jdavs  his  part  at  heal- 
ing the  Saint — a relic,  I believe,  of  the  old 
middle-age  mysteries.  It  was  the  first  dramat- 
ic representation  which  greeted  the  eyes  of  lit- 
tle Tom,  who  was  brought  down  into  the  kitch- 
en by  his  nurse  to  witness  it,  at  the  mature  age 
of  three  years.  Tom  was  the  eldest  child  of 
liis  parents,  and  from  his  earliest  babyhood 
exhibited  the  family  characteristics  in  great 
strength.  He  was  a hearty  strong  boy  from 
the  first,  given  to  fighting  with  and  escaping 
from  his  nurse,  and  fraternizing  with  all  the 
village  boys,  with  whom  he  made  expeditions 
all  round  the  neighborhood.  And  here  in  the 
quiet  old-fashioned  country  village,  under  the 
shadow  of  the  everlasting  hills,  Tom  Brown  was 
reared,  and  never  left  it  till  he  went  first  to 
school  when  nearly  eight  years  of  age,  for  in 
those  days  change  of  air  twice  a year  was  not 
thought  absolutely  necessary  for  the  health  of 
all  her  Majesty’s  lieges. 

I have  been  credibly  informed,  and  am  in- 
clined to  believe,  that  the  various  Boards  of  Di- 
rectors of  Railway  Companies,  those  gigantic 
jobbers  and  bribers,  while  quarrelling  about 
every  thing  else,  agreed  together  some  ten  years 
back  to  buy  up  the  learned  profession  of  medi- 
cine, body  and  soul.  To  this  end  they  set  apart 
several  millions  of  money,  which  they  continual- 
ly distribute  judiciously  among  the  doctors,  stipu- 
lating only  this  one  thing,  that  they  shall  pre- 
scribe change  of  air  to  every  patient  who  can 
))ay,  or  borrow  money  to  pay,  a railway  fare, 
and  see  their  prescription  carried  out.  If  it  be 
not  for  this,  why  is  it  that  none  of  us  can  be 
well  at  home  for  a year  together  ? It  wasn’t  so 
twenty  years  ago — not  a bit  of  it.  The  Browns 
didn’t  go  out  of  the  county  once  in  five  years. 
A visit  to  Reading  or  Abingdon  twice  a year, 
at  Assizes  or  Quarter  Sessions,  which  the  Squire 
made  on  his  horse,  with  a pair  of  saddle-bags 
containing  his  wardrobe — a stay  of  a day  or 
two  at  some  country  neighbor’s — or  an  expedi- 
tion to  a county  ball  or  the  yeomanry  review — 
made  up  the  sum  of  the  Brown  locomotion  in 
most  years.  A stray  Brown  from  some  distant 
county  dropped  in  every  now  and  then  ; or  from 
Oxford,  on  grave  nag,  an  old  don,  contemporary 
of  the  Squire ; and  were  looked  upon  by  the 
Brown  household  and  the  villagers  with  the 
same  sort  of  feeling  with  which  we  now  regard 
a man  who  has  crossed  the  Rocky  Mountains, 
or  launched  a boat  on  the  great  lake  in  Central 
Africa.  The  White  Horse  Vale,  remember, 
was  traversed  by  no  great  road;  nothing  but 
country  parish  roads,  and  these  very  bad.  Only 
one  coach  ran  there,  and  this  one  only  from 
Wantage  to  London,  so  that  the  western  part 
of  the  vale  was  without  regular  means  of  moving 
on,  and  certainly  didn’t  seem  to  want  them. 
There  was  the  canal,  by  the  way,  which  supplied 
the  country-side  with  cotil,  and  up  and  down 
which  continually  went  the  long  barges,  with 
the  big  black  men  lounging  by  the  side  of  the 
horses  along  tlie  towing-path,  and  the  women  in 


bright  colored  handkerchiefs  standing  in  the 
sterns  steering.  Standing,  I say,  but  you  could 
never  see  whether  they  were  standing  or  sitting, 
all  but  their  heads  and  shoulders  being  out  of 
sight  in  the  cosy  little  cabins  which  occupied 
some  eight  feet  of  the  stern,  and  which  Tom 
Brown  pictured  to  himself  as  the  most  desirable 
of  residences.  His  nurse  told  him  that  those 
good-natured-looking  women  were  in  the  con- 
stant habit  of  enticing  children  into  the  barges 
and  taking  them  up  to  London  and  selling 
them,  which  Tom  wouldn’t  believe,  and  which 
made  him  resolve  as  soon  as  possible  to  accept 
the  oft-profiered  invitation  of  these  syrens  to 
“young  Master,”  to  come  in  and  have  a ride. 
But  as  yet  the  nurse  was  too  much  for  Tom. 

Yet  why  should  I after  all  abuse  the  gadabout 
propensities  of  my  countrymen?  We  are  a 
vagabond  nation  now,  that’s  certain,  for  better, 
for  worse.  I am  a vagabond : I have  been 
away  from  home  no  less  than  five  distinct  times 
in  the  last  year.  The  Queen  sets  us  the  exam- 
ple— we  are  moving  bn  from  top  to  bottom. 
Little  dirty  Jack,  w'ho  abides  in  Clement’s  Inn 
gateway,  and  blacks  my  boots  for  a penny,  takes 
his  month’s  hop-picking  every  year  as  a matter 
of  course.  Why  shouldn’t  he?  I’m  delighted 
at  it.  I love  vagabonds,  only  I prefer  poor  to 
rich  ones : — couriers  and  ladies’  maids,  imperi- 
als and  travelling  carriages,  are  an  abomination 
unto  me — I can  not  away  with  them.  But  for 
dirty  Jack,  and  every  good  fellow  who,  in  the 
words  of  the  capital  French  song,  moves  about, 

“ Comme  le  limagon, 

Portant  tout  Fon  bagnge, 

Sea  meubles,  sa  maison,” 

on  his  own  back,  why,  good  luck  to  them,  and 
many  a merry  road-side  adventure,  and  steam- 
ing supper  in  the  chimney-corners  of  road-side 
inns, Swiss  chalets,Hottentot  kraals,  or  wherever 
else  they  like  to  go.  So  having  succeeded  in 
contradicting  myself  in  my  first  chapter  (which 
gives  me  great  hopes  that  you  will  all  go  on, 
and  think  me  a good  fellow  notwithstanding  my 
crotchets),  I shall  here  shut  up  for  the  present, 
and  consider  my  ways ; having  resolved  to  “ sar’ 
it  out,”  as  we  say  in  the  Vale,  “ holus  bolus,” 
just  as  it  comes,  and  then  you’ll  probably  get 
the  truth  out  of  me. 


CHAPTER  II. 

THE  “VEAST.” 

“ And  the  King  commandetli  and  forbiddeth,  that  from 
henceforth  neither  fairs  nor  markets  be  kept  in  church- 
yards, for  the  honour  of  the  Church.” — Statutes : 13  Edw.  I. 
Stat.  II.  c.ap.  vi. 

As  that  venerable  and  learned  poet  (whose 
voluminous  works  we  all  think  it  the  correct 
thing  to  admire  and  talk  about,  but  don’t  read 
often)  most  truly  says,  “The  child  is  father  to 
the  man  a fortiori,  therefore,  he  must  be  fa- 
ther to  the  boy.  So,  as  we  are  going  at  any  rate 
to  see  Tom  Browm  through  his  boyhood,  sup- 
posing wm  never  get  any  farther,  which,  if  you 


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show  a proper  sense  of  the  value  of  this  history, 
there  is  no  knowing  but  what  we  may),  let  us 
have  a look  at  the  life  and  environments  of  the 
child,  in  the  quiet  country  village  to  which  we 
were  introduced  in  the  last  chapter. 

Tom,  as  has  been  already  said,  was  a robust 
and  combative  urchin,  and  at  the  age  of  four 
began  to  struggle  against  the  yoke  and  authori- 
ty of  his  nurse.  That  functionary  was  a good- 
hearted,  tearful,  scatter-brained  girl,  lately  taken 
by  Tom’s  mother.  Madam  Brown,  as  she  was 
called,  from  the  village  school  to  be  trained  as 
nursery-maid.  Madam  Brown  was  a rare  train- 
er of  servants,  and  spent  herself  freely  in  the 
profession  ; for  profession  it  was,  and  gave  her 
more  trouble  by  half  than  many  people  take  to 
earn  a good  income.  Her  servants  were  known 
and  sought  after  for  miles  round.  Almost  all 
the  girls  who  attained  a certain  place  in  the  vil- 
lage school  were  taken  by  her,  one  or  two  at  a 
time,  as  house-maids,  laundry-maids,  nursery- 
maids, or  kitchen-maids,  and,  after  a year  or 
two’s  drilling,  were  started  in  life  amongst  the 
neighboring  families,  with  good  principles  and 
wardrobes.  One  of  the  results  of  this  system 
was  the  perpetual  despair  of  Mrs.  Brown’s  cook 
and  own  maid,  who  no  sooner  had  a notable 
girl  made  to  their  hands,  than  Missus  was  sure 
to  find  a good  place  for  her  and  send  her  off, 
taking  in  fresh  importations  from  the  school. 
Another  was,  that  the  house  was  always  full  of 
young  girls  with  clean  shining  faces ; who  broke 
plates  and  scorched  linen,  but  made  an  atmos- 
phere of  cheerful  homely  life  about  the  place, 
good  for  every  one  who  came  within  its  influ- 
ence. Mrs.  Brown  loved  young  people,  and  in 
fact  human  creatures  in  general,  above  plates 
and  linen.  They  were  more  like  a lot  of  elder 
children  than  servants,  and  felt  to  her  more  as 
a mother  or  aunt  than  as  a mistress. 

Tom’s  nurse  was  one  who  took  in  her  instruc- 
tion very  slowly — she  seemed  to  have  two  left 
hands  and  no  head ; and  so  Mrs.  Brown  kept 
her  on  longer  than  usual,  that  she  might  ex- 
pend her  awkwardness  and  forgetfulness  upon 
those  who  would  not  judge  and  punish  her  too 
strictly  for  them. 

Charity  Lamb  was  her  name.  It  had  been 
the  immemorial  habit  of  the  village  to  christen 
children  either  by  Bible  names,  or  by  those  of 
the  cardinal  and  other  virtues ; so  that  one  was 
forever  hearing  in  the  village  street,  or  on  the 
green,  shrill  sounds  of  “Prudence!  Prudence! 
thee  cum’  out  o’  the  gutter  or,  “ Mercy ! drat 
the  girl,  what  bist  thee  a doin’  wi’  little  Faith  ?” 
and  there  were  Ruths,  Rachels,  Keziahs,  in  every 
corner.  The  same  with  the  boys;  they  were 
Benjamins,  Jacobs,  Noahs,  Enochs.  I suppose 
the  custom  has  come  down  from  Puritan  times 
— there  it  is,  at  any  rate,  very  strong  still  in  the 
Vale. 

Well,  from  early  morning  till  dewy  eve,  when 
she  had  it  out  of  him  in  the  cold  tub  before  put- 
ting him  to  bed,''Charity  and  Tom  were  pitted 
against  one  another.  Physical  power  was  as 
yet  on  the  side  of  Charity,  but  she  hadn’t  a chance 


with  him  wherever  head-work  was  wanted.  Tliis 
war  of  independence  began  every  morning  be- 
fore breakfast,  when  Charity  escorted  her  cliarge 
to  a neighboring  farm-house  which  supplied  the 
Browns,  and  where,  by  his  motlier’s  wish.  Mas- 
ter Tom  went  to  drink  whey,  before  breakfast. 
Tom  had  no  sort  of  objection  to  whey,  but  lie 
had  a decided  liking  for  curds,  which  were  for- 
bidden as  unwholesome,  and  there  was  seldom  a 
morning  that  he  did  not  manage  to  secure  a 
handful  of  hard  curds,  in  defiance  of  Charity 
and  of  the  farmer’s  wife.  The  latter  good  soul 
was  a gaunt  angular  woman,  who,  with  an  old 
black  bonnet  on  the  top  of  her  head,  the  strings 
dangling  about  her  shoulders,  and  her  gown 
tucked  through  her  pocket-holes,  went  clatter- 
ing about  the  dairy,  cheese-room,  and  yard,  in 
high  pattens.  Charity  was  some  sort  of  niece 
of  the  old  lady’s,  and  was  consequently  free  of 
the  farm-house  and  garden,  into  which  she  could 
not  resist  going  for  the  purposes  of  gossip  and 
flirtation  with  the  heir- apparent,  who  was  a 
dawdling  fellow,  never  out  at  work  as  he  ought 
to  have  been.  The  moment  Charity  had  found 
her  cousin,  or  any  other  occupation,  Tom  would 
slip  away ; and  in  a minute  shrill  cries  would 
be  heard  from  the  dairy,  “Charity,  Charity, 
thee  lazy  hussy,  where  bist?”  and  Tom  would 
break  cover,  hands  and  mouth  full  of  curds,  and 
take  refuge  on  the  shaky  surface  of  the  great 
muck  reservoir  in  the  middle  of  the  yard,  dis- 
turbing the  repose  of  the  great  pigs.  Here  he 
was  in  safety,  as  no  grown  person  could  follow 
without  getting  over  their  knees ; and  the  luck- 
less Charity,  while  her  aunt  scolded  her  from 
the  dairy-door,  for  being  “ alius  hankering  about 
arter  our  Willum,  instead  of  minding  Master 
Tom,”  would  descend  from  threats  to  coaxing, 
to  lure  Tom  out  of  the  muck,  which  was  rising 
over  his  shoes  and  would  soon  tell  a tale  on  his 
stockings,  for  which  she  would  be  sure  to  catch 
it  from  Missus’s  maid. 

Tom  had  two  abettors  in  the  shape  of  a couple 
of  old  boys,  Noah  and  Benjamin  by  name,  who 
defended  him  from  Charity,  and  expended  much 
time  upon  his  education.  They  were  both  of 
them  retired  servants  of  former  generations  of 
the  Browns.  Noah  Crooke  was  a keen  dry  old 
man  of  almost  ninety,  but  still  able  to  totter 
about.  He  talked  to  Tom  quite  as  if  he  were 
one  of  his  own  family,  and  indeed  had  long  com- 
pletely identified  the  Browns  with  himself.  In 
some  remote  age  he  had  been  the  attendant  of 
a Miss  Brown,  and  had  conveyed  her  about  the 
country  on  a pillion.  He  had  a little  round 
picture  of  the  identical  gray  horse,  caparisoned 
with  the  identical  pillion,  before  which  he  used 
to  do  a sort  of  fetish  worship,  and  abuse  turn- 
pike-roads and  carriages.  He  wore  an  old  full- 
bottomed  wig,  the  gift  of  some  dandy  old  Brown 
whom  he  had  valeted  in  the  middle  of  last  cen- 
tury, which  habiliment  Master  Tom  looked  upon 
with  considerable  respect,  nnt  to  say  fear ; and 
indeed  his  whole  feeling  towards  Noah  was 
strongly  tainted  with  awe ; and  when  the  o!d 
gentleman  was  gathered  to  his  fathers,  Tom’s 


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lamentation  over  him  was  not  unaccompanied  by 
a certain  joy  at  having  seen  the  last  of  the  wig; 
“Poor  old  Noah,  dead  and  gone,”  said  he, 
“ Tom  Brown  so  sorry ! Put  him  in  the  coffin, 
wig  and  all !” 

But  old  Benjy  was  young  Master’s  real  .de- 
light and  refuge.  He  was  a youth  by  the  side 
of  Noah,  scai’ce  seventy  years  old.  A cheery, 
humorous,  kind-hearted  old  man,  full  of  sixty 
years  of  Vale  gossip,  and  of  all  sorts  of  helpful 
ways  for  young  and  old,  but  above  all  for  chil- 
dren. It  w'as  he  who  bent  the  first  pin  with 
which  Tom  extracted  his  first  stickleback  out 
of  “ Pebbly  Brook,”  the  little  stream  which  ran 
through  the  village.  The  first  stickleback  was 
a splendid  fellow,  with  fabulous  red  and  blue 
gills.  Tom  kept  him  in  a small  basin  till  the 
day  of  his  death,  and  became  a fisherman  from 
that  day.  Within  a month  from  the  taking  of 
the  first  stickleback,  Benjy  had  carried  off  our 
hero  to  the  canal,  in  defiance  of  Charity;  and 
between  them,  after  a whole  afternoon’s  pop- 
joying, they  had  caught  three  or  four  small 
coarse  fish  and  a perch,  averaging  perhaps  two 
and  a half  ounces  each,  which  Tom  bore  home 
in  rapture  to  his  mother  as  a precious  gift,  and 
which  she  received  like  a true  mother  with 
equal  rapture,  instructing  the  cook  neverthe- 
less, in  a private  interview,  not  to  prepare  the 
same  for  the  Squire’s  dinner.  Charity  had  ap- 
pealed against  old  Benjy  in  the  mean  time,  rep- 
resenting the  dangers  of  the  canal  banks  ; but 
Mrs.  Brown,  seeing  the  boy’s  inaptitude  for  fe- 
male guidance,  had  decided  in  Benjy’s  favor, 
and  from  thenceforth  the  old  man  was  Tom’s 


dry  nurse.  And  as  they  sat  by  the  canal 
watching  their  little  green  and  white  float, 
Benjy  would  instruct  him  in  the  doings  of  de- 
ceased Browns.  How  his  grandfather,  in  the 
early  days  of  the  great  war,  when  there  was 
much  distress  and  crime  in  the  Vale,  and  the 
magistrates  had  been  threatened  by  the  mob, 
had  ridden  in  wdth  a big  stick  in  his  hand,  and 
held  the  Petty  Sessions  by  himself.  How  his 
great  uncle,  the  Rector,  had  encountered  and 
laid  the  last  ghost,  wdio  had  frightened  the  old 
women,  male  and  female,  of  the  parish,  out  of 
their  senses,  and  who  turned  out  to  be  the 
blacksmith’s  apprentice,  disguised  in  drink  and 
a white  sheet.  It  was  Benjy  too  who  saddled 
Tom’s  first  pony,  and  instructed  him.  in  the 
mysteries  of  horsemanship,  teaching  him  to 
throw  his  weight  back  and  keep  his  hand  low ; 
and  who  stood  chuckling  outside  the  door  of 
the  girl’s  school  when  Tom  rode  his  little  Shet- 
land into  the  cottage  and  round  the  table, 
where  the  old  dame  and  her  pupils  were  seated 
at  their  work. 

Benjy  himself  was  come  of  a family  distin- 
guished in  the  Vale  for  their  prowess  in  all  ath- 
letic games.  Some  half-dozen  of  his  brothers 
and  kinsmen  had  gone  to  the  wars,  of  whom 
only  one  had  survived  to  come  home,  with  a 
small  pension,  and  three  bullets  in  different 
parts  of  his  body;  he  had  shared  Benjy’s  cot- 
tage till  his  death,  and  had  left  him  his  old  dra- 
goon’s sword  and  pistol,  which  hung  over  the 
mantel-piece,  flanked  by  a pair  of  heavy  single- 
sticks, with  which  Benjy  himself  had  won  re- 
nown long  ago  as  an  old  gamester,  against  the 


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picked  men  of  Wiltshire  and  Somersetshire,  in 
many  a good  bout  at  the  revels  and  pastimes  of 
the  country-side.  For  he  had  been  a famous 
back-sword  man  in  ^is  young  days,  and  a good 
wrestler  at  elbow  and  collar. 

Back-swording  and  westling  were  the  most 
serious  holiday  pursuits  of  the  Vale — those  by 
which  men  attained  fame — and  each  village  had 
its  champion.  I suppose  that,  on  the  whole, 
people  were  less  worked  than  they  are  now ; at 
any  rate,  they  seemed  to  have  more  time  and 
energy  for  the  old  pastimes.  The  great  times 
for  back-swording  came  round  once  a year  in 
each  village,  at  the  feast.  The  Vale  “ veasts  ” 
were  not  the  common  statute  feasts,  but  much 
more  ancient  business.  They  are  literally,  so 
far  as  one  can  ascertain,  feasts  of  the  dedication, 
i.  e.,  they  were  first  established  in  the  church- 
yard on  the  day  on  which  the  village  church 
was  opened  for  public  worship,  which  was  on 
the  wake  or  festival  of  the  patron  saint,  and 
have  been  held  on  the  same  day  in  every  year 
since  that  time. 

There  was  no  longer  any  remembrance  of  why 
the  “ veast  ” had  been  instituted,  but  neverthe- 
less it  had  a pleasant  and  almost  sacred  charac- 
ter of  its  own.  For  it  was  then  that  all  the 
children  of  the  village,  wherever  they  were  scat- 
tered, tried  to  get  home  for  a holiday  to  visit 
their  fathers  and  mothers  and  friends,  bringing 
with  them  their  wages  or  some  little  gift  from 
up  the  country  for  the  old  folk.  Perhaps  for  a 
day  or  two  before,  but  at  any  rate  on  “veast- 
day  ” and  the  day  after,  in  our  village,  you 
might  see  strapping  healthy  young  men  and 
women  from  all  parts  of  the  country  going 
round  from  house  to  house  in  their  best  clothes, 
and  finishing  up  with  a call  on  Madam  Brown, 
whom  they  would  consult  as  to  putting  out  their 
earnings  to  the  best  advantage,  or  how  best  to 
expend  the  same  for  the  benefit  of  the  old  folk.: 
Every  household,  however  poor,  managed  to 
raise  a “ feast-cake  ” and  bottle  of  ginger  or 
raisin  wine,  which  stood  on  the  cottage  table 
ready  for  all  comers,  and  not  unlikely  to  make 
them  remember  feast  time — for  feast-cake  is 
very  solid  and  full  of  huge  raisins.  Moreover 
feast-time  was  the  day  of  reconciliation  for  the 
parish.  If  Job  Higgins  and  Noah  Freeman 
hadn’t  spoken  for  the  last  six  months,  their 
“old  women”  would  be  sure  to  get  it  patched 
up  by  that  day.  And  though  there  was  a good 
deal  of  drinking  and  low  vice  in  the  booths  of 
an  evening,  it  was  pretty  well  confined  to  those 
who  would  have  been  doing  the  like,  “ veast  or 
no  veast and,  on  the  whole,  the  effect  was 
humanizing  and  Christian.  In  fact,  the  only 
reason  why  this  is  not  the  case  still,  is  that  gen- 
tlefolk and  farmers  have  taken  to  other  amuse- 
ments, and  have,  as  usual,  forgotten  the  poor. 
They  don’t  attend  the'  feast  themselves,  and 
call  them  disreputable,  whereupon  the  steadiest 
of  the  poor  leave  them  also,  and  they  become 
what  they  are  called.  Class  amusements,  be 
they  for  dukes  or  ploughboys,  always  become 
nuisances  and  curses  to  a countrj\  The  true 


charm  of  cricket  and  hunting  is,  that  they  are 
still  more  or  less  sociable  and  universal ; there's 
a place  for  every  man  who  will  come  and  take 
his  part. 

No  one  in  the  village  enjoyed  the  approach 
of  “ veast-day  ” more  than  Tom,  in  the  year  in 
which  he  was  taken  under  old  Benjy’s  tutelage. 
The  feast  was  held  in  a large  green  field  at  he 
lower  end  of  the  village.  The  road  to  Far- 
ringdon  ran  along  one  side  of  it,  and  the  brook 
by  the  side  of  the  road  ; and  above  the  brook 
was  another  large  gentle  sloping  pasture-land, 
with  a foot-path  running  down  it  from  the 
church-yard ; and  the  old  church,  the  originator 
of  all  the  mirth,  towered  up  with  its  gray  walls 
and  lancet  windows,  overlooking  and  sanction- 
ing the  whole,  though  its  own  share  therein  had 
been  forgotten.  At  the  point  where  the  foot- 
path crossed  the  brook  and  road,  and  entered 
on  the  field  where  the  feast  was  held,  was  a 
long  low  roadside  inn,  and  on  the  opposite  side 
of  the  field  was  a large  white  thatched  farm- 
house, where  dwelt  an  old  sporting  farmer,  a 
great  promoter  of  the  revels. 

Past  the  old  church,  and  down  the  footpath, 
pottered  the ' old  man  and  the  child  hand  in 
hand  early  on  the  afternoon  of  the  day  before 
the  feast,  and  wandered  all  around  the  ground, 
which  was  already  being  occupied  by  the 
“cheap  Jacks,”  with  their  green-covered  carts 
and  marvellous  assortment  of  wares,  and  the 
booths  of  more  legitimate  small  traders  with 
their  tempting  arrays  of  fairings  and  eatables  ; 
and  penny  peep-shows  and  other  shows,  con- 
taining pink-eyed  ladies,  and  dwarfs,  and  boa- 
constrictors,  and  wild  Indians.  But  the  object 
of  most  interest  to  Benjy,  and  of  Course  to  his 
pupil  also,  was  the  stage  of  rough  planks  some 
four  feet  high,  which  was  being  put  up  by  the 
village  carpenter  for  the  back-swording  and 
wrestling ; and  after  surveying  the  whole  ten- 
derly, old  Benjy  led  his  charge  away  to  the 
roadside  inn,  where  he  ordered  a glass  of  ale 
and  a long  pipe  for  himself,  and  discussed  these 
unwonted  luxuries  on  the  bench  outside  in  the 
soft  autumn  evening  with  mine  host,  another 
old  servant  of  the  Browns,  and  speculated  with 
him  on  the  likelihood  of  a good  show  of  old 
gamesters  to  contend  for  the  morrow’s  prizes, 
and  told  tales  of  the  gallant  bouts  forty  years 
back,  to  which  Tom  listened  with  all  his  ears 
and  eyes. 

But  who  shall  tell  the  joy  of  the  nC.xt  morn- 
ing, when  the  church  bells  were  ringing  a mer- 
ry peal,  and  old  Benjy  appeared  in  the  servants’ 
hall,  resplendent  in  a long  blue  coat  and  brass 
buttons,  and  a pair  of  old  yellow  buckskins  and 
top-boots,  which  he  had  cleaned  for  and  inher- 
ited from  Tom’s  grandfather ; a stout  thorii- 
stick  in  his  hand,  and  a nosegay  of  pinks  and 
lavender  in  his' button-hole,  and  led  away  Tom 
in  his  best  clothes,  and  two  new  shillings  in  his 
breeches  pockets?  Those  two^  at  any  rate, 
look  like  enjoying  the  day’s  revel. 

They  quicken  their  pace  when  they  get  into 
the  church-yard,  for  already  they  see  the  field 


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thronged  with  country  folk,  the  men  in  clean 
white  smocks  or  velveteen  or  fustian  coats,  with 
rough  plush  waistcoats  of  many  colors,  and  the 
women  in  the  beautiful  long  scarlet  cloak,  the 
usual  outdoor  dress  of  West-country  women  in 
those  days,  and  which  often  descended  in  fami- 
lies from  mother  to  daughter,  or  in  new-fash- 
ioned stuff  shawls,  which,  if  they  would  but  be- 
lieve it,  don’t  become  them  half  so  well.  The 
air  resounds  with  the  pipe  and  tabor,  and  the 
drums  and  trumpets  of  the  showmen  shouting 
at  the  doors  of  their  caravans,  over  which  tre- 
mendous pictures  of  the  wonders  to  be  seen 
within  hang  temptingly ; while  through  all 
rises  the  shrill  “ root-too-too-too  ” of  Mr. 


knot  of  old  schoolfellows,  and  drops  a courtesy 
to  Mr.  Benjamin.  And  elders  come  up  from 
all  parts  to  salute  Benjy,  and  girls  who  have 
been  Madam’s  pupils  to  kiss  Master  Tom. 
And  they  carry  him  off  to  load  him  with  fair- 
ings ; and  he  returns  to  Benjy,  his  hat  and 
coat  covered  with  ribands,  and  his  pockets 
crammed  with  wonderful  boxes  which  open 
upon  ever  new  boxes  and  boxes,  and  popguns 
and  trumpets,  and  apples,  and  gilt  gingerbread 
from  the  stall  of  Angel  Heavens,  sole  vender 
thereof,  whose  booth  groans  with  kings  and 
queens,  and  elephants,  and  prancing  steeds,  all 
gleaming  with  gold.  There  was  more  gold  on 
Angel’s  cakes  than  there  is  ginger  in  those  of 


ISEhJY,  TOM,  ANU  TUE  GIKI.S  AT  THE  I'AIK. 


Punch,  and  the  unceasing  pan-pipe  of  his  satel- 
lite. 

“Lawk  a’  massej',  Mr.  Benjamin,”  cries  a 
stout  motherly  woman  in  a red  cloak,  as  they 
enter  the  field,  “be  that  you?  Well  I never! 
you  do  look  purely.  And  how’s  the  Squire, 
and  Madam,  and  the  family  ?” 

Benjy  graciously  shakes  hands  with  the 
speaker,  who  has  left  our  village  for  some 
years,  but  has  come  over  for  Veast-day  on  a 
visit  to  an  old  gossip — and  gently  indicates  the 
heir  apparent  of  the  Browns. 

“Bless  his  little  heart!  I must  gi’  un  a 
kiss.  Here,  Susannah,  Susannah!”  cries  she, 
raising  herself  from  the  embrace,  “ come  and 
see  Mr.  Benjamin  and  young  Master  Tom. 
You  minds  our  Sukey,  Mr.  Benjamin  ? she  be 
growed  a rare  slip  of  a wench  since  you  seen 
her,  tho’  her’ll  be  sixteen  come  Martinmas.  I 
do  aim  to  take  her  to  see  Madam  to  get  her  a 
place.” 

And  Sukey  comes  bouncing  away  from  a 


this  degenerate  age.  Skilled  diggers  might  yet 
make  a fortune  in  the  churchyards  of  the  Vale, 
by  carefully  washing  the  dust  of  the  consumers 
of  Angel’s  gingerbread.  Alas!  he  is  with  his 
namesakes,  and  his  receipts  have,  1 fear,  died 
with  him. 

And  then  they  inspect  the  penny  peep-show, 
at  least  Tom  does,  while  old  Benjy  stands  out- 
side and  gossips,  and  walks  up  the  steps,  and 
enters  the  mysterious  doors  of  the  pink-eyed 
lady  and  the  Irish  Giant,  who  do  not  by  any 
means  come  up  to  their  pictures ; and  the  boa 
will  not  swallow  his  rabbit,  but  there  the  rabbit 
is  waiting  to  be  swallowed — and  what  can  you 
expect  for  tuppence?  We  are  easily  pleased 
in  the  Vale.  Now  there  is  a rush  of  the  crowd, 
and  a tinkling  bell  is  heard,  and  shouts  of 
laughter ; and  Master  Tom  mounts  on  Benjy’s 
shoulders,  and  beholds  a jingling  match  in  all 
its  glory.  The  games  are  begun,  and  this  is 
the  opening  of  them.  It  is  a quaint  game,  im- 
mensely amusing  to  look  at ; and  as  I don’t 


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know  whether  it  is  used  in  your  counties,  I had 
better  describe  it.  A large  roped  ring  is  made, 
into  which  are  introduced  a dozen  or  so  of  big 
boys  and  young  men  who  mean  to  play  ; these 
are  carefully  blinded  and  turned  loose  into  the 
ring,  and  then  a man  is  introduced  not  blind- 
folded, with  a bell  hung  round  his  neck,  and  his 
two  hands  tied  behind  him.  Of  course,  every 
time  he  moves  the  bell  must  ring,  as  he  has  no 
hand  to  hold  it,  and  so  the  dozen  blindfolded 
men  have  to  catch  him.  This  they  can  not  al- 
ways manage  if  he  is  a lively  fellow,  but  half  of 
them  always  rush  into  the  arms  of  the  other 
half,  or  drive  their  heads  together,  or  tumble 
over ; and  then  the  crowd  laughs  vehemently, 
and  invents  nicknames  for  them  on  the  spur  of 
the  moment,  and  they,  if  they  be  choleric,  tear 
off  the  handkerchiefs- which  blind  them,  and 
not  unfrequently  pitch  into  one  another,  each 
thinking  that  the  other  must  have  run  against 
him  on  purpose.  It  is  great  fun  to  look  at  a 
jingling  match  certainly,  and  Tom  shouts  and 
jumps  on  old  Benjy’s  shoulders  at  the  sight, 
until  the  old  man  feels  weary,  and  shifts  him  to 
the  strong  young  shoulders  of  the  groom,  who 
has  just  got  down  to  the  fun. 

And  now,  while  they  are  climbing  the  pole 
in  another  part  of  the  field,  and  muzzling  in  a 
flour-tub  in  another,  the  old  farmer  whose  house, 
as  has  been  said,  overlooks  the  field,  and  who  is 
master  of  the  revels,  gets  up  the  steps  on  to  the 
stage,  and  announces  to  all  whom  it  may  concern 
that  a half-sovereign  in  money  will  be  forthcom- 
ing for  the  old  gamester  who  breaks  most  heads ; 
to  which  the  Squire  and  he  have  added  a new 
hat. 

The  amount  of  the  prize  is  sufficient  to  stimu- 
late the  men  of  the  immediate  neighborhood,  but 
not  enough  to  bring  any  very  high  talent  from  a 
distance  ; so,  after  a glance  or  two  round,  a tall 
fellow,  who  is  a down  shepherd,  chucks  his  hat 
on  to  the  stage  and  climbs  up  the  steps,  looking 
rather  sheepish.  The  crowd  of  course  first  cheer, 
and  then  chaff  as  usual,  as  he  picks  up  his  hat 
and  begins  handling  the  sticks  to  see  which  will 
suit  him. 

“■Wooy,  Willum  Smith,  thee  canst  plaay  wi’ 
he  arra  daay,”  says  his  companion  to  the  black- 
smith’s apprentice,  a stout  young  fellow  of  nine- 
teen or  twenty.  Willum’s  sweetheart  is  in  the 
“veast”  somewhere,  and  has  strictly  enjoined 
him  not  to  get  his  head  broke  at  back-swording, 
on  pain  of  her  highest  displeasure ; but  as  she  is 
not  to  be  seen  (the  women  pretend  not  to  like 
to  see  the  back-sword  play,  and  keep  away  from 
the  stage),  and  as  his  hat  is  decidedly  getting 
old,  he  chucks  it  on  to  the  stage,  and  follows 
himself,  hoping  that  he  will  only  have  to  break 
other  people’s  heads,  or  that  after  all  Rachel 
won’t  really  mind. 

Then  follows  the  greasy  cap  lined  with  fur  of 
a half-gypsy,  poaching,  loafing  fellow,  who  trav- 
els the  Vale  not  for  much  good,  I fancy  : 

“Full  twenty  times  was  Peter  feareU 
For  once  that  Peter  was  respected," 

in  fact.  And  then  three  or  four  other  hats,  in- 


cluding the  glossy  castor  of  Joe  Willis,  the  self- 
elected  and  would-be  champion  of  tlie  neighbor- 
hood, a well-to-do  young  butcher  of  twenty-eight 
or  thereabouts,  and  a great  strapping  fellow,  with 
bis  full  allowance  of  bluster.  This  is  a capital 
show  of  gamesters,  considering  the  amount  of 
the  prize  ; so,  wliile  they  are  ])icking  their  sticks 
and  drawing  their  lots,  I think  I must  tell  you, 
as  shortly  as  I can,  how  the  noble  old  game  of 
back-sword  is  played  ; for  it  is  sadly  gone  out 
of  late,  even  in  the  Vale,  and  may  be  you  have 
never  seen  it. 

The  weapon  is  a good  stout  ash-stick  with  a 
large  basket-handle,  heavier  and  somewliat  short- 
er than  a common  single-stick.  The  players  are 
called  “old  gamesters” — why,  I can’t  tell  you 
— and  their  object  is  simply  to  break  one  an- 
other’s heads : for  the  moment  that  blood  runs 
an  inch  anywhere  above  the  eyebrow,  the  old 
gamester  to  whom  it  belongs  is  beaten,  and  has 
to  stop.  A very  slight  blow  with  the  sticks  will 
fetch  blood,  so  that  it  is  by  no  means  a punish- 
ing pastime,  if  the  men  don’t  play  on  purpose, 
and  savagely,  at  the  body  and  arms  of  their  ad- 
versaries. The  old  gamester  going  into  action 
only  takes  off  his  hat  and  coat,  and  arms  him- 
self with  a stick  : he  then  loops  the  fingers  of  his 
left  hand  in  a handkerchief  or  strap  which  he 
fastens  round  his  left  leg,  measuring  the  length, 
so  that  when  he  draws  it  tight  with  his  left  el- 
bow in  the  air,  that  elbow  shall  just  reach  as 
high  as  his  crown.  Thus  you  see,  so  long  as  he 
chooses  to  keep  his  left  elbow  up,  regardless  of 
cuts,  he  has  a perfect  guard  for  the  left  side  of 
his.  head.  Then  he  advances  his  right  hand 
above  and  in  front  of  his  head,  holding  his  stick 
across  so  that  its  point  projects  an  inch  or  two 
over  his  left  elbow,  and  thus  his  whole  head  is 
completely  guarded,  and  he  faces  his  man  arm- 
ed in  like  manner,  and  they  stand  some  three 
feet  apart,  often  nearer,  and  feint,  and  strike, 
and  return  at  one  another’s  heads,  until  one 
cries  “hold,”  or  blood  flows:  in  the  first  case 
they  are  allowed  a minute’s  time,  and  go  on 
again ; in  the  latter,  another  pair  of  gamesters 
are  called  on.  If  good  men  are  playing,  the 
quickness  of  the  return  is  marvellous  ; you  hear 
the  rattle  like  that  a boy  makes  drawing  his 
stick  along  palings,  only  heavier,  and  the  close- 
ness of  the  men  in  action  to  one  another  gives 
it  a strange  interest,  and  makes  a spell  at  back- 
swording  a very  noble  sight. 

They  are  all  suited  now  with  sticks,  and  Joe 
Willis  and  the  gypsy  man  have  drawn  the  first  lot. 
So  the  rest  lean  against  the  rails  of  the  stage,  and 
Joe  and  the  dark  man  meet  in  the  middle,  the 
boards  having  been  strewed  with  sawdust ; Joe’s 
white  shirt  and  spotless  drab  breeches  and  boots 
contrasting  with  the  gypsy’s  coarse  blue  shirt  and 
dirty  green  velveteen  breeches  and  leather  gai- 
ters. Joe  is  evidently  turning  up  his  nose  at  the 
other,  and  half  insulted  at  having  to  break  his 
head. 

The  gypsy  is  a tongh,  active  fellow,  but  not  very 
skillful  with  his  weapon,  so  that  Joe’s  weight  and 
strength  tell  in  a. minute;  he  is  too  heavy  meta.' 


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WILLCM’s  DiSi’BAT  AX  UAOJi-SWUBUlJSCi. 


for  him  : whack,  whack,  whack,  come  his  blowsj 
breaking  down  the  gypsy’s  guard,  and  threaten- 
ing to  reach  his  head  every  moment.  There  it 
is  at  last — “Blood,  blood!”  shout  the  specta- 
tors, as  a thin  stream  oozes  out  slowly  from  the 
roots  of  his  hair,  and  the  umpire  calls  to  them  to 
stop.  The  gypsy  scowls  at  Joe  under  his  brows 
in  no  pleasant  manner,  while  Master  Joe  swag- 
gers about,  and  makes  attitudes,  and  thinks  him- 
self, and  shows  that  he  thinks  himself,  the  great- 
est man  in  the  field. 

Then  follow  several  stout  sets-to  between  the 
other  candidates  for  the  new  hat,  and  at  last 
come  the  shepherd  and  Willum  Smith.  This 
is  the  crack  set-to  of  the  day.  They  are  both 
in  famous  wind,  and  there  is  no  crying  “ hold 


the  shepherd  is  an  old  hand,  and  up  to  all  the 
dodges;  he  tries  them  one  after  another,  and 
very  nearly  gets  at  Willum’s  head  by  coming 
in  near,  and  playing  over  his  guard  at  the  half- 
stick, but  somehow  Willum  blunders  through, 
catching  the  stick  on  his  shoulders,  neck,  sides, 
every  now  and  then,  anywhere  but  on  his 
head,  and  his  returns  are  heavy  and  straight, 
and  he  is  the  youngest  gamester  and  a favorite 
in  the  parish,  and  his  gallant  stand  brings  down 
shouts  and  cheers,  and  the  knowing  ones  think 
he’ll  win  if  he  keeps  steady,  and  Tom  on  the 
groom’s  shoulder  holds  his  hands  together,  and 
can  hardly  breathe  for  excitement. 

Alas  for  Willum  ! his  sweetheart  getting  tired 
of  female  companionship  has  been  hunting  the 


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booths  to  see  where  he  can  haTC  got  to,  and  now 
catches  sight  of  him  on  the  stage  in  full  combat. 
She  fliislies  and  turns  pale ; her  old  aunt  catches 
hold  of  her,  saying,  “Bless  ’ee,  child,  doan’t  ee 
go  a’nigst  it;”  but  she  breaks  away  and  runs 
towards  the  stage  calling  his  name.  Willum 
keeps  up  his  guard  stoutly,  but  glances  for  a 
moment  towards  the  voice.  No  guard  will  do 
it,  Willum,  without  the  eye.  The  s^iepherd 
steps  round  and  strikes,  and  the  point  of  his 
stick  just  grazes  Willum’s  forehead,  fetching  off 
the  skin,  and  the  blood  flows,  and  the  umpire 
cries  “Hold,”  and  poor  Willum’s  chance  is  up 
for  the  day.  But  he  takes  it  very  well,  and 
puts  on  his  old  hat  and  coat,  and  goes  down  to 
be  scolded  by  his  sweetheart,  and  led  away  out 
of  mischief.  Tom  hears  him  say  coaxingly  as 
he  walks  off — 

“Now  doan’t  ee,  Rachel!  I wouldn’t  ha’ 
done  it,  only  I wanted  summut  to  buy  ee  a fair- 
ing wi’,  and  I be  as  vlush  o’  money  as  a twod  o’ 
veathers.” 

“Thee  mind  what  I tells  ee,”  rejoins  Rachel 
saucily,  “ and  doan’t  ee  kep  blethering  about 
fairings.”  Tom  resolves  in  his  heart  to  give 
Willum  the  remainder  of  his  two  shillings  after 
the  back-sword ing. 

Joe  Willis  has  all  the  luck  to-day.  His  next 
bout  ends  in  an  easy  victory,  while  the  shepherd 
has  a tough  job  to  break  his  second  head ; and 
when  Joe  and  the  shepherd  meet,  and  the  whole 
circle  expect  and  hope  to  see  him  get  a broken 
crown,  the  shepherd  slips  in  the  first  round,  and 
falls  against  the  rails,  hurting  himself  so  that 
the  old  farmer  will  not  let  him  go  on,  much  as 
he  wishes  to  try ; and  that  impostor  Joe  (for  he 
is  certainly  not  the  best  man)  stmts  and  swag- 
gers about  the  stage  the  conquering  gamester, 
though  he  hasn’t  had  five  minutes’  really  trying 
play. 

Joe  takes  the  new  hat  in  his  hand,  and  puts 
the  money  into  it,  and  then,  as  if  a thought 
strikes  him,  and  he  doesn’t  think  his  victory 
quite  acknowledged  down  below,  walks  to  each 
face  of  the  stage,  and  looks  down,  shaking  the 
money,  and  chaffing,  as  how  he’ll  stake  hat  and 
money  and  another  half-sovereign  “ agin  any 
gamester  as  hasn’t  played  already.”  Cunning 
Joe ! he  thus  gets  rid  of  Willum  and  the  shep- 
herd, who  is  quite  fresh  again. 

No  one  seems  to  like  the  offer,  and  the  um- 
pire is  just  coming  down,  when  a queer  old  hat, 
something  like  a Doctor  of  Divinity’s  shovel,  is 
chucked  on  to  the  stage,  and  an  elderly  quiet 
man  steps  out,  who  has  been  watching  the  play, 
saying  he  should  like  to  cross  a stick  “wi’  the 
prodigalish  young  chap.” 

The  crowd  cheer  and  begin  to  chaff  Joe,  who 
turns  up  his  nose  and  swaggers  across  to  the 
sticks.  “ Imp’ dent  old  wosbird I” says  he,  “ I'll 
break  the  bald  head  on  un  to  the  truth.” 

The  old  boy  is  very  bald  certainly,  and  the 
blood  will  show  fast  enough  if  you  can  touch 
him,  Joe. 

He  takes  off  his  long-flapped  coat,  and  stands 
up  in  a long  flapped  waistcoat,  which  Sir  Roger 


de  Coverley  might  have  worn  when  it  was  new, 
picks  out  a stick,  and  is  ready  for  Master  Joe, 
who  loses  no  time,  but  begins  his  old  game, 
whack,  whack,  whack,  trying  to  break  down  the 
old  man’s  guard  by  sheer  strength.  But  it 
won’t  do — he  catches  every  blow  close  by  the 
basket ; and  though  he  is  rather  stiff  in  his  re- 
turns, after  a minute  walks  Joe  about  tlie  stage, 
and  is  cleaidy  a staunch  old  gamester.  Joe 
now  comes  in,  and  making  the  most  of  his 
height,  tries  to  get  over  the  old  man’s  guard  at 
half-stick,  by  which  he  takes  a smart  blow  in  the 
ribs  and  another  on  the  elbow,  and  nothing 
more.  And  now  he  loses  wind  and  begins  to 
puff,  and  the  crowd  laugh  : “ Cry  ‘ liold,’  Joe 
— -thee’st  met  thy  match  !”  Instead  of  taking 
good  advice  and  getting  his  wind,  Joe  loses  his 
temper,  and  strikes  at  the  old  man’s  body. 

“ Blood,  blood  I”  shout  the  crowd,  “ Joe’s 
head’s  broke ! ” 

Who’d  have  thought  it?  How  did  it  come? 
That  body-blow  left  Joe’s  head  unguarded  for  a 
moment,  and  with  one  turn  of  the  wrist  the  old 
gentleman  has  pieked  a neat  little  bit  of  skin 
off  the  middle  of  his  forehead  ; and  though  he 
won’t  believe  it,  and  hammers  on  for  three  more 
blows  despite  of  the  shouts,  is  then  convinced  by 
the  blood  trickling  into  his  eyes.  Poor  Joe  is 
sadly  crestfallen,  and  fumbles  in  his  pocket  for 
the  other  half-sovereign,  but  the  old  gamester 
won’t  have  it.  “Keep  thy  money,  man,  and 
gi’s  thy  hand,”  says  he,  and  they  shake  hands; 
but  the  old  gamester  gives  the  new  hat  to  the 
shepherd,  and,  soon  after,  the  half-sovereign  to 
Willum,  who  thereout  decorates  his  sweetheart 
with  ribbons  to  his  heart’s  content. 

“ Who  can  a be  ?”  “ Wur  do  a cum  from  ?” 

ask  the  crowd.  And  it  soon  flies  about  that  the 
old  west-country  champion, who  played  a tie  with 
Shaw  the  life-guardsman  at  “ Vizes  ” twenty 
years  before,  has  broken  Joe  Willis’s  crown  for 
him. 

How  my  country  fair  is  spinning  out ! I see 
I must  skip  the  wrestling,  and  the  boysjumping 
in  sacks,  and  rolling  wheelbarrows  blindfolded ; 
and  the  donkey-race,  and  the  fight  which  arose 
thereout,marring  the  otherwise  peaceful  “veast,” 
and  the  frightened  scurrying  away  of  the  fe- 
male feast-goers,  and  descent  of  Squire  Brown, 
summoned  by  the  wife  of  one  of  the  combatants 
to  stop  it ; which  he  wouldn’t  start  to  do  till  he 
had  got  on  his  top-boots.  Tom  is  carried  away 
by  old  Benjy,  dog-tired  and  surfeited  with  pleas- 
ure, as  the  evening  comes  on  and  the  dancing 
begins  in  the  booths ; and  though  Willum  and 
Rachel  in  her  new  ribbons  and  many  another  good 
lad  and  lass  don’t  come  away  just  yet,  but  have 
a good  step  out,  and  enjoy  it,  and  get  no  harm 
thereby,  yet  Ave,  being  sober  folk,  will  just  stroll 
away  up  through  the  church-yard,  and  by  the 
old  yew-tree ; and  get  a quiet  dish  of  tea  and  a 
parle  with  our  gossips,  as  the  steady  ones  of  our 
village  do,  and  so  to  bed. 

That’s  the  fair  true  sketch,  as  far  as  it  goes, 
of  one  of  the  larger  village  feasts  in  the  Vale 
of  Berks,  when  I was  a little  boy.  They  are 


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much  altered  for  the  worse,  I am  told.  I haven’t 
been  at  one  these  twenty  years,  but  I have  been 
at  the  statute  fairs  in  some  west-country  towns, 
where  servants  are  hired,  and  greater  abomina- 
tions can  not  be  found.  What  village  feasts 
have  come  to,  I fear,  in  many  cases,  may  be 
read  in  the  pages  of  Yeast  (though  I never  saw 
one  so  bad — thank  God) ! 

Do  you  want  to  know  why  ? It  is  because, 
as  I said  before,  gentlefolk  and  farmers  have  left 
off  joining  or  taking  an  interest  in  them.  They 
don’t  either  subscribe  to  the  prizes,  or  go  down 
and  enjoy  the  fun. 

Is  this  a good  or  a bad  sign  ? I hardly  know. 
Bad,  sure  enough,  if  it  only  arises  from  the  fur- 
tlier  separation  of  classes  consequent  on  twenty 
years  of  buying  cheap  and  selling  dear,  and  its 
accompanying  over-work  ; or  because  our  sons 
and  daughters  have  their  hearts  in  London 
Club-life,  or  so-called  Society,  instead  of  in  the 
old  English  home-duties  ; because  farmers’  sons 
are  aping  fine  gentlemen,  and  farmers’  daugh- 
ters caring  more  to  make  bad  foreign  music  than 
good  English  cheeses.  Good,  perhaps,  if  it  be 
that  the  time  for  the  old  “ veast  ” has  gone  by, 
that  it  is  no  longer  the  healthy  sound  expres- 
sion of  English  country  holiday-making;  that, 
in  fact,  we  as  a nation  have  got  beyond  it,  and 
are  in  a transition  state,  feeling  for  and  soon 
likely  to  find  some  better  substitute. 

Only  I have  just  got  this  to  say  before  I quit 
the  text.  Don’t  let  reformers  of  any  sort  think 
that  they  are  going  really  to  lay  hold  of  the 
working  boys  and  young  men  of  England  by 
any  educational  grapnel  whatever,  which  hasn’t 
some  bona  fide  equivalent  for  the  games  of  the 
old  country  “ veast  ” in  it ; something  to  put  in 
the  place  of  the  back-swording  and  wrestling 
and  racing ; something  to  try  the  muscles  of 
men’s  bodies,  and  the  endurance  of  their  hearts, 
and  to  make  them  rejoice  in  their  strength.  In 
all  the  new-fangled  comprehensive  plans  which 
I see,  this  is  all  left  out : and  the  consequence 
is,  that  your  great  Mechanics’  Institutes  end  in 
intellectual  priggism,  and  your  Christian  Young 
Men’s  Societies  in  religious  Pharisaism. 

Well,  well,  we  must  bide  our  time.  Life  is’nt 
all  beer  and  skittles — but  beer  and  skittles,  or 
something  better  of  the  same  sort,  must  form  a 
good  part  of  every  Englishman’s  education.  If  I 
could  only  drive  this  into  the  heads  of  you  rising 
Parliamentary  Lords,  and  young  swells  who 
‘ ‘ have  your  ways  made  for  you,”  as  the  s.nying  is 
— you,  who  frequent  palaver  houses  and  West- 
end  clubs,  waiting  always  ready  to  strap  your- 
selves on  to  the  back  of  poor  dear  old  John,  as 
soon  as  the  present  used-up  lot  (your  fathers  and 
uncles),  who  sit  there  on  the  great  Parliamentary 
majorities’  pack-saddle,  and  make  believe  they’re 
guiding  him  with  their  red-tape  bridle,  tumble, 
or  have  to  be  lifted  off. 

I don’t  think  much  of  you  yet — I wish  I could  ; 
though  you  do  go  talking  and  lecturing  up  and 
down  the  country  to  crowded  audiences,  and  are 
busy  with  all  sorts  of  philanthropic  intellectual- 
ism,  and  circulating  libraries  and  museums,  and 


Heaven  only  knows  what  besides , and  try  to 
make  us  think,  through  newspaper  reports,  that 
you  are,  even  as  we,  of  the  working  classes. 
But,  bless  your  hearts,  we  “ain’t  so  green,” 
though  lots  of  us  of  all  sorts  toady  you  enough 
certainly,  and  try  to  make  you  think  so. 

I’ll  tell  you  what  to  do  now : instead  of  all 
this  trumpeting  and  fuss,  which  is  only  the  old 
Parliamentary-majority  dodge  over  again— just 
you  go  each  of  you  (you've  plenty  of  time  for  it,  if 
you’ll  only  give  up  t’other  line)  and  quietly  make 
three  or  four  friends,  real  friends,  among  us. 
You’ll  find  a little  trouble  in  getting  at  the  right 
sort  because  such  birds  don’t  come  lightly  to  your 
lure — but  found  they  may  be.  Take,  say,  two 
out  of  the  professions,  lawyer,  parson,  doctor — 
which  you  will ; one  out  of  trade,  and  three  or 
four  out  of  the  working  classes,  tailors,  engi- 
neers, carpenters,  engravers — there’s  plenty  of 
choice.  Let  them  be  men  of  your  own  ages, 
mind,  and  ask  them  to  your  homes ; introduce 
them  to  your  wives  and  sisters,  and  get  intro- 
duced to  theirs:  give  them  good  dinners,  and 
talk  to  them  about  what  is  really  at  the  bottom 
of  your  hearts,  and  box,  and  run,  and  row  with 
them,  when  you  have  a chance.  Do  all  this 
honestly  as  man  to  man,  and  by  the  time  you 
come  to  ride  old  John,  you’ll  be  able  to  do 
something  more  than  sit  on  his  back,  and  may 
feel  his  mouth  with  some  stronger  bridle  than  a 
red-tape  one. 

Ah,  if  you  only  would ! But  you  have  got 
too  far  out  of  the  right  rut,  I fear.  Too  much 
over-civilization,  and  the  deceitfulness  of  riches. 
It  is  easier  for  a camel  to  go  through  the  eye  of 
a needle.  More’s  the  pity.  I never  came  across 
but  two  of  you  who  could  value  a man  wholly 
and  solely  for  what  was  in  him ; who  thought 
themselves  verily  and  indeed  of  the  same  flesh 
and  blood  as  John  Jones  the  attorney’s  clerk, 
and  Bill  Smith  the  costermonger,  and  could  act 
as  if  they  thought  so. 


CHAPTER  III. 

STINDKY  WARS  AND  ALLIANCES. 

Poor  old  Benjy ! the  “ rheumatiz  ” has  much 
to  answer  for  all  through  English  country-sides, 
but  it  never  played  a scurvier  trick  than  in  lay- 
ing thee  by  the  heels,  when  thou  wast  yet  in  a 
green  old  age.  The  enemy,  which  had  long 
been  carrying  on  a sort  of  border  warfare,  and 
trying  his  strength  against  Benjy’s  on  the  bat- 
tle-field of  his  hands  and  legs,  now,  mustering 
all  his  forces,  began  laying  siege  to  the  citadel, 
and  overrunning  the  whole  country.  Benjy  was 
seized  in  the  hack  and  loins ; and  though  ho 
made  strong  and  brave  fight,  it  was  soon  clear 
enough  that  all  which  could  be  beaten  of  poor 
old  Benjy  would  have  to  give  in  before  long. 

It  was  as  much  as  he  could  do  now,  with  the 
help  of  his  big  stick  and  frequent  stops,  to  hob- 
ble down  to  the  canal  with  Master  Tom,  and  bait 
his  hook  for  him,  and  sit  and  watch  his  angling, 


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telling  him  quaint  old  country  stories ; and  when 
Tom  had  no  sport,  and  detecting  a rat  some  hun- 
dred yards  or  so  off  along  the  bank,  would  rush 
off  with  Toby  the  turnspit  terrier,  his  other 
faithful  companion,  in  bootless  pursuit,  lie  might 
have  tumbled  in  and  been  drowned  twenty 
times  over  before  Benjy  could  have  got  near 
him. 

Cheery  and  unmindful  of  himself  as  Benjy 
was,  this  loss  of  locomotive  power  bothered  him 
greatly.  He  had  got  a new  object  in  his  old 
age,  and  was  just  beginning  to  think  himself 
useful  again  in  the  world.  He  feared  much, 
too,  lest  Master  Tom  should  fall  back  again 
into  the  hands  of  Charity  and  the  women.  So 
he  tried  every  thing  he  could  think  of  to  get 
set  up.  He  even  went  an  expedition  to  the 
dwelling  of  one  of  those  queer  mortals,  who — 
say  what  we  will,  and  reason  how  w’e  will — do 
cure  simple  people  of  diseases  of  one  kind  or 
another  without  the  aid  of  physic ; and  so  get 
to  themselves  the  reputation  of  using  charms, 
and  inspire  for  themselves  and  their  dwellings 
great  respect,  not  to  say  fear,  amongst  a simple 
folk  such  as  the  dwellers  in  the  Vale  of  White 
Horse.  Where  this  power,  or  whatever  else  it 
may  be,  descends  upon  the  shoulders  of  a man 
whose  ways  are  not  straight,  he  becomes  a nui- 
sance to  the  neighborhood  ; a receiver  of  stolen 
goods,  giver  of  love-potions,  and  deceiver  of 
silly  women;  the  avowed  enemy  of  law  and 
order,  of  justices  of  the  peace,  head-borougiis, 
and  game-keepers — such  a man  in  fact  as  was 
recently  caught  tripping,  and  deservedly  dealt 
with  by  the  Leeds,  justices,  for  seducing  a girl 
who  had  come  to  him  to  get  back  a faithless 
lover,  and  has  been  convicted  of  bigamy  since 
then.  Sometimes,  however,  they  are  of  quite  a 
different  stamp,  men  who  pretend  to  nothing, 
and  are  with  difficulty  persuaded  to  exercise 
their  occult  arts  in  the  simplest  cases. 

Of  this  latter  sort  was  old  Farmer  Ives,  as  he 
w'as  called,  the  “ wise  man  ” to  whom  Benjy  re- 
sorted (takingTom  with  him  as  usual),  in  the  ear- 
ly spring  of  the  year  next  after  the  feast  described 
in  the  last  chapter.  Why  he  was  called  “farm- 
er” I can  not  say,  unless  it  be  that  he  was  the  own- 
er of  a cow,  a pig  or  two,  and  some  poultry,  which 
he  maintained  on  about  an  acre  of  land  inclosed 
from  the  middle  of  a wild  common,  on  which 
probably  his  father  had  squatted  before  lords  of 
manors  looked  as  keenly  after  their  rights  as 
they  do  now.  Here  he  had  lived  no  one  knew 
how  long,  a solitary  man.  It  was  often  rumor- 
ed that  he  was  to  be  turned  out  and  his  cottage 
pulled  down,  but  somehow  it  never  came  to 
pass;  and  his  pigs  and  cow  went  grazing  on  the 
common,  and  his  geese  hissed  at  the  passing 
children  and  at  the  heels  of  the  horse  of  my 
lord’s  steward,  who  often  rode  by  with  a covet- 
ous eye  on  the  inclosure,  still  unmolested.  His 
dwelling  was  some  miles  from  our  village ; so 
Benjy,  who  was  half  ashamed  of  his  errand,  and 
wholly  unable  to  walk  there,  had  to  exercise 
much  ingenuity  to  get  the  means  of  transporting 
himself  and  Tom  thither  without  exciting  sus- 


picion. However,  one  fine  May  morning  he 
managed  to  borrow  the  old  blind  pony  of  our 
friend  the  publican,  and  Tom  persuaded  Mad- 
am Brown  to  give  liim  a holiday  to  spend  with 
old  Benjy,  and  to  lend  them  the  Squire’s  light 
cart,  stored  with  bread  and  cold  meat  and  a bot- 
tle of  ale.  And  so  the  two  in  high  glee  started 
behind  old  Dobbin,  and  jogged  along  the  deep- 
rutted  plashy  roads,  which  had  not  been  mend- 
ed after  their  winter’s  wear,  towards  the  dwell- 
ing of  the  wizard.  About  noon  they  passed  the 
gate  which  opened  on  to  the  large  common,  and 
old  Dobbin  toiled  slowly  up  the  hill,  while  Benjy 
pointed  out  a little  deep  dingle  on  the  left,  out 
of  which  welled  a tiny  stream.  As  they  crept 
up  the  hill  the  tops  of  a few  birch-trees  came  in 
sight,  and  blue  smoke  curling  up  through  their 
delicate  light  boughs  ; and  then  the  little  white 
thatched  home  and  inclosed  ground  of  Farmer 
Ives,  lying  cradled  in  the  dingle,  with  the  gay 
gorse  common  rising  behind  and  on  both  sides ; 
while  in  front,  after  traversing  a gentle  slope, 
the  eye  might  travel  for  miles  and  miles  over 
the  rich  vale.  They  now  left  the  main  road 
and  struck  into  a green  track  over  the  common, 
marked  lightly  with  wheel  and  horse-shoe,  which 
led  down  into  the  dingle  and  stopped  at  the 
rough  gate  of  Farmer  Ives.  Here  they  found 
the  farmer,  an  iron-gray  old  man,  with  a bushy 
eyebrow  and  strong  aquiline  nose,  busied  in  one 
of  his  vocations.  He  was  a horse  and  cow 
doctor,  and  was  tending  a sick  beast  which  had 
been  sent  up  to  be  cured.  Benjy  hailed  him  as 
an  old  friend,  and  he  returned  the  greeting  cor- 
dially enough,  looking,  however,  hard  for  a mo- 
ment both  at  Benjy  and  Tom,  to  see  whether 
there  was  more  in  their  visit  than  appeared  at 
first  sight.  It  was  a work  of  some  difficulty 
and  danger  for  Benjy  to  reach  the  ground,  which, 
however,  he  managed  to  do  without  mishap ; 
and  then  he  devoted  himself  to  unharnessing 
Dobbin,  and  turning  him  out  for  a graze  (“a 
run  ” one  could  not  say  of  that  virtuous  steed) 
on  the  common.  This  done,  he  extricated  the 
cold  provisions  from  the  cart,  and  they  entered 
the  farmer’s  wicket ; and  he,  shutting  up  the 
knife  with  w'hich  he  was  taking  maggots  out  of 
the  cow’s  back  and  sides,  accompanied  them  to- 
wards the  cottage.  A big  old  lurcher  got  up 
slowly  from  the  door-stone,  stretching  first  one 
hind  leg  and  then  the  other,  and  taking  Tom’s 
caresses  and  the  presence  of  Toby,  who  kept 
however  at  a respectful  distance,  with  equal  in- 
difference. 

‘.‘Us  be  cum  to  pay  ee  a visit.  I’ve  a been 
long  minded  to  do’t  for  old  sake’s  sake,  only  I 
vinds  I dwont  get  about  now  as  I’d  used  to’t. 
I be  so  plaguy  bad  wi’  th’  rumatiz  in  my 
back.”  Benjy  paused,  in  hopes  of  drawing  the 
farmer  at  once  on  the  subject  of  his  ailments 
without  further  direct  application. 

“Ah,  I see  as  you  bean’t  quite  so  lissom  as 
you  was,”  replied  the  farmer  with  a grim  smile, 
as  he  lifted  the  latch  of  his  door;  “we  bean’t 
so  young  as  we  was,  nother  on  us,  wuss  luck.” 

The  farmer’s  cottage  was  very  like  those  of 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


the  better  class  of  peasantry  in  general.  A snug 
chimney-corner  with  two  seats  and  a small  car- 
pet on  the  hearth,  an  old  flint  gun  and  a pair 
of  spurs  over  the  fireplace,  a dresser  with  shelves 
on  which  some  bright  pewter  plates  and  crock- 
ery-ware were  arranged,  an  old  walnut  table,  a 
few  chairs  and  settles,  some  framed  samplers,  * 
and  an  old  print  or  two,  and  a bookcase  with  | 
some  dozen  volumes  on  the  walls,  a rack  with 
flitches  of  bacon,  and  other  stores  fastened  to  ; 
the  ceiling,  and  you  have  the  best  part  of  the  ! 
furniture.  No  sign  of  occult  art  is  to  be  seen, 
unless  the  bundles  of  dried  herbs  hanging  to  j 
the  rack  and  in  the  ingle,  and  the  row  of  label- 
led vials  on  one  of  the  shelves,  betoken  it. 

Tom  played  about  with  some  kittens  who 
occupied  the  hearth,  and  with  a goat  who  walk- 
ed demurely  in  at  the  open  door,  while  their 
host  and  Benjy  spread  the  table  for  dinner — 
and  was  soon  engaged  in  conflict  with  the  cold  | 
meat,  to  which  he  did  much  honor.  The  two  ! 
old  men’s  talk  was  of  old  comrades  and  their 
deeds,  mute  inglorious  Miltons  of  the  Vale,  and 
of  the  doings  thirty  years  back — which  didn’t 
interest  him  much,  except  when  they  spoke  of 
the  making  of  the  canal,  and  then  indeed  he  be- 
gan to  listen  with  all  his  ears^  and  learned  to 
his  no  small  wonder  that  his  dear  and  wonder- 
ful canal  had  not  been  there  always — was  not 
in  fact  as  old  as  Benjy  or  Farmer  Ives,  which 
caused  a strange  commotion  in  his  small  brain. 

After  dinner  Benjy  called  attention  to  a wart 
which  Tom  had  on  the  knuckles  of  his  hand, 
and  which  the  family  doctor  had  been  trying 
his  skill  on  without  success,  and  begged  the 
farmer  to  charm  it  away.  Farmer  Ives  looked 
at  it,  muttered  something  or  another  over  it, 
and  cut  some  notches  in  a short  stick,  wdiich  he 
handed  to  Benjy,  giving  him  instructions  for 
cutting  it  down  on  certain  days,  and  cautioning 
Tom  not  to  meddle  with  the  wart  for  a fort- 
night. And  then  they  strolled  out  and  sat  on 
a bench  in  the  sun  wdth  their  pipes,  and  the  pigs  j 
came  up  and  grunted  sociably  and  let  Tom  | 
scratch  them ; and  the  farmer,  seeing  how  he  | 
liked  animals,  stood  up  and  held  his  arms  in  the 
air  and  gave  a call,  which  brought  a flock  of  pig- 
eons wheeling  and  dashing  through  the  birch- 
trees.  They  settled  down  in  clusters  on  the 
farmer’s  arms  and  shoulders,  making  love  to  him  j 
and  scrambling  over  one  another’s  backs  to  get  to 
his  face;  and  then  he  threw  them  all  off,  and 
they  fluttered  about  close  by,  and  lighted  on  ! 
him  again  and  again  when  he  held  up  his  arms.  | 
All  the  creatures  about  the  place  were  clean  and  ! 
fearless,  quite  unlike  their  relations  elsewhere  ; ! 
and  Tom  begged  to  be  taught  how  to  make  all 
the  pigs  and  cows  and  poultry  in  our  village  | 
tame,  at  which  the  farmer  only  gave  one  of  his 
grim  chuckles. 

It  wasn’t  till  they  were  just  ready  to  go,  and  , 
old  Dobbin  was  harnessed,  that  Benjy  broached 
the  subject  of  his  rheumatism  again,  detailing 
his  symptoms  one  by  one.  Poor  old  boy ! He  I 
hoped  the  farmer  could  charm  it  away  as  easily  j 
as  he  could  Tom’s  wart,  and  was  ready  with 


equal  faith  to  put  another  notched  stick  into 
his  other  pocket,  for  the  cure  of  his  own  ail- 
ments. The  physician  shook  his  head,  but  nev- 
ertheless produced  a bottle  and  handed  it  to 
Benjy  with  instructions  for  use.  “Not  as  t'll 
do  ee  much  good — leastways  I be  afeared  not,” 
shading  his  eyes  with  his  hand  and  looking  up 
at  them  in  the  cart ; “there’s  only  one  thing  as 
I knows  on,  as’ll  cure  old  folks  like  you  and  I o’ 
th’  rhumatis.” 

“Wot  be  that,  then,  farmer?”  inquired 
Benjy. 

“Church-yard  mould,”  said  the  old  iron-gray 
man  with  another  chuckle.  And  so  they  said 
their  good-byes  and  went  their  ways  home. 
Tom’s  wart  was  gone  in  a fortnight,  but  not  so 
Benjy’s  rheumatism,  which  laid  him  by  the 
heels  more  and  more.  And  though  Tom  still 
spent  many  an  hour  with  him,  as  he  sat  on  a 
bench  in  the  sunshine,  or  by  the  chimney  corner 
when  it  was  cold,  he  soon  had  to  seek  elsewhere 
for  his  regular  companions. 

Tom  had  been  accustomed  often  to  accompa- 
ny his  mother  in  her  visits  to  the  cottages,  and 
had  thereby  made  acquaintance  with  many  of 
the  village  boys  of  his  own  age.  There  was 
Job  Rudkin,  son  of  widow  Rudkin,  the  most 
bustling  woman  in  the  parish.  How  she  could 
ever  have  had  such  a stolid  boy  as  Job  for  a 
child,  must  always  remain  a mystery.  The 
first  time  Tom  went  to  their  cottage  with  his 
mother.  Job  was  not  indoors,  but  he  entered  soon 
after,  and  stood  with  both  hands  in  his  pockets 
staring  at  Tom.  Widow  Rudkin,  who  would 
have  had  to  cross  Madam  to  get  at  young  Hope- 
ful— a breach  of  good  manners  of  which  she  was 
wholly  incapable — began  a series  of  pantomime 
signs,  which  only  puzzled  him,  and  at  last,  un- 
able to  contain  herself  longer,  burst  out  with, 
“Job!  Job!  where’s  thy  cap?” 

“ What ! beant  ee  on  ma’  head,  mother?”  re- 
plied Job,  slowly  extricating  one  hand  from  a 
pocket  and  feeling  for  the  article  in  question; 
which  her  found  on  his  head  sure  enough,  and 
left  there,  to  his  mother’s  horror  and  Tom’s 
great  delight. 

Then  there  was  poor  Jacob  Dodson,  the  half- 
witted boy,  ■who  ambled  about  cheerfully,  un- 
dertaking messages  and  little  helpful  odds  and 
ends  for  every  one,  which,  however,  poor  Jacob 
managed  always  hopelessly  to  embrangle.  Ev- 
ery‘thing  came  to  pieces  in  his  hands,  and  noth- 
ing would  stop  in  his  head.  They  nicknamed 
him  Jacob  Doodle-calf. 

But  above  all  there  was  Harry  Winburn,  the 
quickest  and  best  boy  in  the  parish.  He  might 
be  a year  older  than  Tom,  but  was  very  little 
bigger,  and  he  was  the  Crichton  of  our  village 
boys.  He  could  wrestle  and  climb  and  run  bet- 
ter than  all  the  rest,  and  learned  all  that  the 
schoolmaster  could  teach  him  faster  than  that 
worthy  at  all  liked.  He  was  a boy  to  be  proud 
of,  with  his  curly  brown  hair,  keen  gray  eye, 
straight  active  figure,  and  little  ears  and  hands 
and  feet — “as  fine  as  a lord’s,”  as  Charity  re- 
marked to  Tom  one  day,  talking  as  usual  great 


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nonsense.  Lords’  hands  and  ears  and  feet  are 
just  as  ugly  as  other  folks’  when  they  are  chil- 
dren, as  any  one  may  convince  themselves  if 
they  like  to  look.  Tight  boots  and  gloves,  and 
doing  nothing  with  them,  I allow  make  a differ- 
ence by  the  time  they  are  twenty. 

Now  that  Benjy  was  laid  on  the  shelf,  and 
his  young  brothers  were  still  under  petticoat 
government,  Tom,  in  search  of  companions,  be- 
gan to  cultivate  the  village  boys  generally  more 
and  more.  Squire  Brown,  be  it  said,  was  a true 
blue  Tory  to  the  backbone,  and  believed  honest- 
ly that  the  powers  which  be  were  ordained  of 
God,  and  that  loyalty  and  steadfast  obedience 
were  men’s  first  duties.  Whether  it  were  in 
consequence  or  in  spite  of  his  political  creed, 
I do  not  mean  to  give  an  opinion,  though  I 
have  one ; but  certain  it  is,  that  he  held  there- 
with divers  social  principles  not  generally  sup- 
posed to  be  true  blue  in  color.  Foremost  of 
these,  and  the  one  which  the  Squire  loved  to 
propound  above  all  others,  was  the  belief  that 
a man  is  to  be  valued  wholly  and  solely  for 
that  which  he  is  in  himself,  for  that  which  stands 
up  in  the  foirr  fleshly  walls  of  him,  apart  from 
clothes,  rank,  fortune,  and  all  externals  whatso- 
ever. Which  belief  I take  to  be  a wholesome 
corrective  of  all  political  opinions,  and,  if  held 
sincerely,  to  make  all  opinions  equally  harm- 
less, whether  they  be  blue,  red,  or  green.  As  a 
necessary  corollary  to  this  belief.  Squire  Brown 
held  further  that  it  didn’t  matter  a straw  wheth- 
er his  son  associated  with  lords’  sons  or  plough- 
men’s sons,  provided  they  were  brave  and  hon- 
est. He  himself  had  played  foot-ball  and  gone 
birds’-nesting  with  the  farmers  whom  he  met  at 
vestry  and  the  laborers  who  tilled  their  fields, 
and  so  had  his  father  and  grandfather  with  their 
progenitors.  So  he  encouraged  Tom  in  his  in- 
timacy with  the  boys  of  the  village,  and  forward- 
ed it  by  all  means  in  his  power,  and  gave  them 
the  run  of  a close  for  a playground,  and  provid- 
ed bats  and  balls  and  a foot-ball  for  their  sports. 

Our  village  was  blessed,  amongst  other  things, 
with  a well-endowed  school.  The  building 
stood  by  itself,  apart  from  the  master’s  house,  on 
an  angle  of  ground  where  three  roads  met ; .an 
old  gray  stone  building,  with  a steep  roof  and 
raullioned  windows.  On  one  of  the  opposite 
angles  stood  Squire  Brown’s  stables  and  kennel, 
with  their  backs  to  the  road,  over  which  towered 
a great  elm-tree ; on  the  third  stood  the  village 
carpenter  and  wheelwright’s  large  open  shop, 
and  his  house  and  the  schoolmaster’s,  with  long 
low  eaves  under  which  the  swallows  built  by 
scores. 

The  moment  Tom’s  lessons  were  over,  he 
would  now  get  him  down  to  this  corner  by  the 
stables,  and  watch  till  the  boys  came  out  of 
school.  He  prevailed  on  the  groom  to  cut 
notches  for  him  in  the  bark  of  the  elm,  so  that 
he  could  climb  into  the  lower  branches,  and 
there  he  would  sit  watching  the  school-door, 
and  speculating  on  the  possibility  of  turning 
the  elm  into  a dwelling-place  for  himself  and 
friends  after  the  manner  of  the  Swiss  Family 


Robinson.  But  the  school  hours  were  long  and 
Tom’s  patience  short,  so  that  he  soon  began  to 
descend  into  the  street,  and  go  and  peep  in  at 
the  school-door  and  the  wheelwright’s  shop,  and 
look  out  for  something  to  while  away  the  time. 
Now  the  wheelwright  was  a choleric  man,  and 
one  fine  afternoon,  returning  from  a short  ab- 
sence, found  Tom  occupied  with  one  of  his  pet 
adzes,  the  edge  of  which  was  fast  vanishing  un- 
der our  hero’s  care.  A speedy  flight  saved  Tom 
from  all  but  one  sound  cutF  on  the  ears,  but  he 
resented  this  unjustifiable  interruption  of  his 
first  essays  at  carpentering,  and  still  more  the 
further  proceedings  of  the  wheelwright,  who 
cut  a switch  and  hung  it  over  the  door  of  his 
workshop,  threatening  to  use  it  upon  Tom  if  he 
came  within  twenty  yards  of  his  gate.  So  Tom, 
to  retaliate,  commenced  a war  upon  the  swal- 
lows who  dwelt  under  the  wheelwright’s  eaves, 
whom  he  harassed  with  sticks  and  stones,  and 
being  fleeter  of  foot  than  his  enemy,  escaped  all 
punishment,  and  kept  him  in  perpetual  anger. 
Moreover  his  presence  about  the  school-door  be- 
gan to  incense  the  master,  as  the  boys  in  that 
neighborhood  neglected  their  lessons  in  conse- 
quence : and  more  than  once  he  issued  into  the 
porch,  rod  in  hand,  just  as  Tom  beat  a hasty  re- 
treat. And  he  and  the  wheelwright,  laying 
their  heads  together,  resolved  to  acquaint  the 
Squire  with  Tom’s  afternoon  occupations;  but, 
in  order  to  do  it  with  etfect,  determined  to  take 
him  captive  and  lead  him  away  to  judgment 
fresh  from  his  evil  doings.  This  they  would 
have  found  some  difficulty  in  doing,  had  Tom 
continued  the  war  single-handed,  or  rather  sin- 
gle-footed, for  he  would  have  taken  to  the  deep- 
est part  of  Pebbly  Brook  to  escape  them  ; but, 
like  other  active  powers,  he  was  ruined  by  his 
alliances.  Poor  Jacob  Doodle-calf  could  not  go 
to  the  school  with  the  other  boys,  and  one  fine 
afternoon,  about  three  o’clock  (the  school  broke 
up  at  four),  Tom  found  him  ambling  about  the 
street,  and  pressed  him  into  a visit  to  the  school- 
porch.  Jacob,  always  ready  to  do  what  he  was 
asked,  consented,  and  the  two  stole  down  to  the 
school  together.  Tom  first  reconnoitred  the 
wheelwright’s  shop,  and  seeing  no  signs  of  activi- 
ty, thought  all  safe  in  that  quarter,  and  ordered 
at  once  an  advance  of  all  his  troops  upon  the 
school-porch.  The  door  of  the  school  was  ajar, 
and  the  boys  seated  on  the  nearest  bench  at 
once  recognized  and  opened  a correspondence 
with  the  invaders.  Tom,  waxing  bold,  kept  put- 
ting his  head  into  the  school  and  making  faces 
at  the  master  when  his  back  was  turned.  Poor 
Jacob,  not  in  the  least  comprehending  the  situa- 
tion, and  in  high  glee  at  finding  himself  so  near 
the  school,  which  he  had  never  been  allowed  to 
enter,  suddenly,  in  a fit  of  enthusiasm,  pushed 
by  Tom,  and  ambling  throe  steps  into  the  school, 
stood  there,  looking  round  him  and  nodding  with 
a self- approving  smile.  The  master,  wlio  was 
stooping  over  a boy’s  slate,  with  his  back  to  the 
door,  became  aware  of  something  unusual,  and 
turned  quickly  round.  Tom  rushed  at  Jacob, 
and  began  dragging  him  back  by  his  smock- 


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frock,  and  the  master  made  at  them,  scattering 
forms  and  boys  in  his  career.  Even  now  they  | 
might  have  escaped,  but  that  in  the  porch,  bar- 
ring retreat,  appeared  the  crafty  wheelwright, 
who  had  been  watching  all  their  proceedings. 
So  they  were  seized,  the  school  dismissed,  and 
Tom  and  Jacob  led  away  to  Squire  Brown  as 
lawful  prize,  the  boys  following  to  the  gate  in 
groups,  and  speculating  on  the  result. 

The  Squire  was  very  angry  at  first,  but  the  ! 
interview,  by  Tom’s  pleading,  ended  in  a com-  j 
promise.  Tom  was  not  to  go  near  the  school  | 
till  three  o’clock,  and  only  then  if  he  had  done  , 
his  own  lessons  well,  in  which  case  he  was  to  be 
the  bearer  of  a note  to  the  master  from  Squire 
Brown,  and  the  master  agreed  in  such  case  to 
release  ten  or  twelve  of  the  best  boys  an  hour  be- 
fore the  time  of  breaking  up,  to  go  off  and  play 
in  the  close.  The  wheelwright’s  adzes  and 
swallows  were  to  be  forever  respected ; and 
that  hero  and  the  master  withdrew  to  the  serv- 
ants’ hall,  to  drink  the  Squire’s  health,  well  sat- 
isfied with  their  day’s  work. 

The  second  act  of  Tom’s  life  may  now  be  said 
to  have  begun.  The  war  of  independence  had 
been  over  for  some  time ; none  of  the  women 
now,  not  even  his  mother’s  maid,  dared  offer  to 
help  him  in  dressing  or  washing.  Between  our- 
selves, he  had  often  at  first  to  run  to  Benjy  in 
an  unfinished  state  of  toilette  ; Charity  and  the 
rest  of  them  seemed  to  take  a delight  in  putting 
impossible  buttons  and  ties  in  the  middle  of  his 
back ; but  he  would  have  gone  without  nether 
integuments  altogether,  sooner  than  have  had 
recourse  to  female  valeting.  He  had  a room  to 
himself,  and  his  father  gave  him  sixpence  a week 
pocket-money.  All  this  he  had  aehieved  by 
Benjy’s  advice  and  assistance.  But  now  he  had 
conquered  another  step  in  life,  the  step  which 
all  real  boys  so  long  to  make ; he  had  got 
amongst  his  equals  in  age  and  strength,  and 
could  measure  himself  with  other  boys  ; he  lived 
with  those  whose  pursuits  and  wishes  and  waj's 
were  the  same  in  kind  as  his  own. 

The  little  governess  who  had  lately  been  in- 
st.alled  in  the  house  found  her  work  grow  won- 
drously  easy,  for  Tom  slaved  at  his  lessons  in 
order  to  make  sure  of  his  note  to  the  school-  j 
master.  So  there  were  very  few  days  in  the 
week  in  which  Tom  and  the  village  boys  were  * 
not  playing  in  their  close  by  three  o’clock.  | 
Prisoner’s  base,  rounders,  high-cock-a-lorum, 
cricket,  football,  he  was  soon  initiated  into  the 
delights  of  them  all ; and  though  most  of  the  j 
boys  were  older  than  himself,  he  managed  to 
hold  his  own  very  well.  He  was  naturally 
active  and  strong,  and  quick  of  eye  and  hand, 
and  had  the  advantage  of  light  shoes  and  well- 
fitting dress,  so  that  in  a short  time  he  could  run 
and  jump  and  climb  with  any  of  them. 

They  generally  finished  their  regular  games 
half  an  hour  or  so  before  tea-time,  and  then  be- 
gan trials  of  skill  and  strength  in  many  ways. 
Some  of  them  would  catch  the  Shetland  pony 
who  was  turned  out  in  the  field,  and  get  two  or 
three  together  on  his  back,  and  the  little  rogue. 


enjoying  the  fun,  would  gallop  off  fur  fifty  yards 
and  then  turn  round,  or  stop  short  and  shoot 
them  on  to  the  turf,  and  then  graze  quietly  on 
till  he  felt  another  load ; others  played  at  peg- 
top  or  marbles,  while  a few  of  the  bigger  ones 
stood  up  for  a bout  at  wrestling.  Tom  at  first 
only  looked  on  at  this  pastime,  but  it  had  pecu- 
liar attractions  for  him,  and  he  could  not  long 
keep  out  of  it.  Elbow  and  collar  wrestling  as 
practised  in  the  western  counties  was,  next  to 
back-swording,  the  way  to  fame  for  the  youth 
of  the  Vale  ; and  all  the  boys  knew  the  rules  of 
it,  and  were  more  or  less  expert.  But  Job  Rud- 
kin and  Harry  Winburn  were  the  stars,  the 
former  stiff  and  sturdy,  with  legs  like  small 
towers,  the  latter  pliant  as  india-rubber  and 
quick  as  lightning.  Day  after  day  they  stood 
foot  to  foot,  and  offered  first  one  hand  and  then 
the  other,  and  grappled  and  closed  and  swayed 
and  strained,  till  a well-aimed  crook  of  the  heel 
or  thruoC  of  the  loin  took  effect,  and  a fair  back- 
fall ended  the  matter.  And  Tom  watched  with 
all  his  eyes,  and  first  challenged  one  of  the  less 
scientific,  and  threw  him  ; and  so  one  by  one 
wrestled  his  way  up  to  the  leaders. 

Then  indeed  for  months  he  had  a poor  time 
of  it ; it  was  not  long  indeed  before  he  could 
manage  to  keep  his  legs  against  Job,  for  that 
hero  was  slow  of  offense,  and  gained  his  victo- 
ries chiefly  by  allowing  others  to  throw  them- 
selves against  his  immovable  legs  and  loins. 
But  Harry  Winburn  was  undeniably  his  mas- 
ter; from  the  first  clutch  of  hands  when  they 
stood  up,  down  to  the  last  trip  which  sent  him 
on  to  his  back  on  the  turf,  he  felt  that  Harry 
knew  more  and  could  do  more  than  he.  Lucki- 
ly, Harry’s  bright  unconsciousness,  and  Tom’s 
natural  good  temper,  kept  them  from  ever  quar- 
relling ; and  so  Tom  worked  on  and  on,  and 
trod  more  and  more  nearly  on  Harry’s  heels, 
and  at  last  mastered  all  the  dodges  and  falls 
except  one.  This  one  was  Harry’s  own  par- 
ticular invention  and  pet ; he  scarcely  ever 
used  it  except  when  hard  pressed,  but  then  out 
it  came,  and,  as  sure  as  it  did,  over  went  poor 
Tom.  He  thought  about  that  fall  at  his  meals, 
in  his  walks,  when  he  lay  awake  in  hed,  in  his 
dreams — but  all  to  no  purpose  ; until  Harry  one 
day  in  his  open  way  suggested  to  him  how  he 
thought  it  should  be  met,  and  in  a week  from 
that  time  the  boys  were  equal,  save  only  the 
slight  difference  of  strength  in  Harry’s  favor, 
which  some  extra  ten  months  of  age  gave. 
Tom  had  often  afterwards  reason  to  be  thank- 
ful for  that  early  drilling,  and  above  all  for  hav- 
ing mastered  Harry  Winburn’s  fall. 

Besides  their  home  games,  on  Saturdays  tlie 
boys  would  wander  all  over  the  neighborhood  ; 
sometimes  to  the  downs  or  up  to  the  camp, 
where  they  cut  their  initials  out  in  the  springy 
turf,  and  watched  the  hawks  soaring,  and  the 
“peert”  bird,  as  Harry  Winburn  called  the 
gray  plover,  gorgeous  in  his  wedding  feathers ; 
and  so  home,  racing  down  the  Manger  with 
many  a roll  among  the  thistles,  or  through  Uf- 
fington-wood  to  watch  the  fox-cubs  ]>laying  in 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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the  green  rides ; sometimes  to  Rosy  Brook  to 
cut  long  whispering  reeds  which  grew  there,  to 
make  pan-pipes  of ; sometimes  to  Moor  Mills, 
where  was  a piece  of  old  forest  land,  with  short 
browsed  turf  and  tufted  brambly  thickets 
stretching  under  the  oaks,  amongst  which  ru- 
mor declared  that  a raven,  last  of  his  race,  still 
lingered  ; or  to  the  sand-hills,  in  vain  quest  of 
rabbits  ; and  birds’-nesting,  in  the  season,  any- 
where and  everywhere. 

The  few  neighbors  of  the  Squire’s  own  rank 
every  now  and  then  would  shrug  their  shoul- 


entering  their  heads,  as  it  doesn’t  till  it’s  put 
there  by  Jack  Nastys  or  fine  ladies’  maids. 

I don’t  mean  to  say  it  would  be  the  case  in 
all  villages,  but  it  certainly  was  so  in  this  one  ; 
the  village  boys  were  full  as  manly  and  honest, 
and  certainly  purer  than  those  in  a higher  rank  ; 
and  Tom  got  more  harm  from  his  equals  in  his 
first  fortnight  at  a private  school,  where  he  went 
when  he  was  nine  years  old,  than  he  had  from 
his  village  friends  from  the  day  he  left  Charity’s 
apron-strings. 

Great  was  the  grief  amongst  the  village 


TOM  PLAiMATES  COMING  UOME. 


dors  as  they  drove  or  rode  by  a party  of  boys 
with  Tom  in  tlie  middle,  carrying  along  bul- 
rushes or  whispering  reeds,  or  great  bundles  of 
cowslip  and  meadow-sweet,  or  young  starlings 
or  magpies,  or  other  spoil  of  wood,  brook,  or 
meadow : and  Lawyer  Red-tape  might  mutter 
to  Squire  Straightback  at  the  Board,  that  no 
good  would  come  of  the  young  Browns,  if  they 
were  let  run  wild  with  all  the  dirty  village  boys, 
whom  the  best  farmers’  sons  even  would  not 
])lay  with.  And  the  Squire  might  reply  with 
a shake  of  his  head,  that  his  sons  only  mixed 
with  their  equals,  and  never  went  into  the  vil- 
lage without  the  governess  or  a footman.  But, 
luckily,  Squire  Brown  was  full  as  stiff-backed 
as  his  neighbors,  and  so  went  on  his  own  way; 
and  Tom  and  his  younger  brothers,  as  they 
grew  up,  went  on  playing  with  the  village  boys, 
without  the  idea  of  equality  or  inequality  (ex- 
cept in  wrestling,  running,  and  climbing;  ever 


schoolboys  when  Tom  drove  off  with  the  Squire, 
one  August  morning,  to  meet  the  coach  on  his 
w'ay  to  school.  Each  of  them  had  given  him 
some  little  present  of  the  best  that  he  had,  and 
his  small  private  box  was  full  of  peg-tops,  white 
marbles  (called  “ alley-taws  ” in  the  Vale), 
screws,  birds’-eggs,  whipcord,  jews’-harps,  and 
other  miscellaneous  boys’  wealth.  Poor  Jacob 
Doodle-calf,  in  floods  of  tears,  had  pressed  upon 
him,  in  spluttering  earnestness  his  lame  pet 
hedgehog  (he  had  always  some  poor  broken- 
down  beast  or  bird  by  him)  ; but  this  Tom  had 
been  obliged  to  refuse  by  the  Squire’s  order. 
He  had  given  them  all  a great  tea  under  the 
big  elm  in  their  playground,  fur  which  Madam 
Brown  had  supplied  the  biggest  cake  ever  seen 
in  our  village ; and  Tom  was  really  as  sorry  to 
leave  them  as  they  to  lose  him,  but  Ins  sorrow 
was  not  unmixed  with  the  pride  and  excitement 
of  making  a new  ste[>  in  life. 


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And  this  feeling  carried  him  through  his  first 
parting  with  his  mother  better  than  could  have 
been  expected.  Their  love  was  as  fair  and 
whole  as  human  love  can  be,  perfect  self-sacri- 
fice on  the  one  side,  meeting  a young  and  true 
heart  on  the  other.  It  is  not  within  the  scope 
of  my  book,  however,  to  speak  of  family  rela- 
tions, or  I should  have  much  to  say  on  the  sub- 
ject of  English  mothers — aye,  and  of  English 
fathers,  and  sisters,  and  brothers  too. 

Neither  have  I room  to  speak  of  our  private 
schools : what  I have  to  say  is  about  public 
schools,  those  much-abused  and  much-belauded 
institutions  peculiar  to  England.  So  we  must 
hurry  through  Master  Tom’s  year  at  a private 
school  as  fast  as  we  can. 

It  was  a fair  average  specimen,  kept  by  a 
gentleman,  with  another  gentleman  as  second 
master;  but  it  was  little  enough  of  the  real 
work  they  did  — merely  coming  into  school 
when  lessons  were  prepared  and  all  ready  to  be 
heard.  The  whole  discipline  of  the  school  out 
of  lesson  hours  was  in  the  hands  of  the  two 
ushers,  one  of  whom  was  always  with  the  boys 
in  their  playground,  in  the  school,  at  meals — in 
fact,  at  all  times  and  everywhere,  till  they  were 
fairly  in  bed  at  night. 

Now  the  theory  of  private  schools  is  (or  Avas) 
constant  supervision  out  of  school ; therein  dif- 
fering fundamentally  from  that  of  public  schools. 

It  may  be  right  or  wrong ; but  if  right,  this 
supervision  surely  ought  to  be  the  especial  work 
of  the  head-master,  the  responsible  person. 
The  object  of  all  schools  is  not  to  ram  Latin 
and  Greek  into  boys,  but  to  make  them  good 
English  boys,  good  future  citizens ; and  by  far 
the  most  important  part  of  that  work  must  be 
done,  or  not  done,  out  of  school  hours.  To 
leave  it,  therefore,  in  the  hands  of  inferior  men, 
is  just  giving  up  the  highest  and  hardest  part 
of  the  work  of  education.  Were  I a private 
schoolmaster,  I should,  say,  let  who  will  hear 
the  boys  their  lessons,  but  let  me  live  with 
them  Avhen  they  are  at  play  and  rest. 

The  two  ushers  at  Tom’s  first  school  were 
not  gentlemen,  and  were  very  poorly  educated, 
and  were  only  driving  their  poor  trade  of  usher 
to  get  such  living  as  they  could  out  of  it.  They 
were  not  bad  men,  but  had  little  heart  for  their 
work,  and,  of  course,  were  bent  on  making  it  as 
easy  as  possible.  One  of  the  methods  by  Avhich 
they  endeavored  to  accomplish  this  was  by  en- 
couraging tale-bearing,  which  had  become  a 
frightfully  common  vice  in  the  school  in  conse- 
quence, and  had  sapped  all  the  foundations  of 
school  morality.  Another  was,  by  favoilng 
grossly  the  biggest  boys,  who  alone  could  havej 
given  them  much  trouble ; whereby  those  young 
gentlemen  became  most  abominable  tyrants, 
oppressing  the  little  boys  in  all  the  small  mean 
ways  which  prevail  in  private  schools. 

Poor  little  Tom  was  made  dreadfully  unhappy 
in  his  first  week,  by  a catastrophe  Avhich  hap- 
pened to  his  first  letter  home.  With  huge  la- 
bor he  had,  on  the  A’ery  evening  of  his  arrival, 
managed  to  fill  two  sides  of  a sheet  of  letter- 


paper  with  the  assurances  of  his  love  fur  dear 
mamma,  his  happiness  at  school,  and  his  re- 
solves to  do  all  she  would  wish.  This  missive, 
with  the  help  of  the  boy  who  sat  at  the  desk 
next  him,  also  a new  arrival,  he  managed  to 
fold  successfully : but  this  done,  they  Avere  sadly 
put  to  it  for  means  of  sealing.  Envelopes  were 
then  unknown,  they  had  no  wax,  and  dared  not 
disturb  the  stillness  of  the  evening  school-room 
by  getting  up  and  going  to  ask  the  usher  for 
some.  At  length,  Tom’s  friend,  being  of  an 
ingenious  turn  of  mind,  suggested  sealing  Avith 
ink,  and  the  letter  Avas  accordingly  stuck  down 
Avith  a blob  of  ink,  and  duly  handed  by  Tom, 
on  his  Avay  to  bed,  to  the  housekeeper  to  be 
posted.  It  was  not  till  four  days  afterwards 
that  the  good  dame  sent  for  him,  and  produced 
the  precious  letter  and  some  Avax,  saying,  “ Oh, 
Master  Brown,  I forgot  to  tell  you  before,  but 
your  letter  isn’t  sealed.”  Poor  Tom  took  the 
Avax  in  silence  and  sealed  his  letter,  with  a huge 
lump  rising  in  his  throat  during  the  process, 
and  then  ran  aAvay  to  a quiet  corner  of  the  play- 
ground, and  burst  into  an  agony  of  tears.  The 
idea  of  his  mother  waiting  day  after  day  for  the 
letter  he  had  promised  her  at  once,  and  perhaps 
thinking  him  forgetful  of  her,  Avhen  he  had  done 
all  in  his  power  to  make  good  his  promise,  was 
as  bitter  a grief  as  any  Avhich  he  had  to  undergo 
for  many  a long  year.  His  wrath  then  was 
proportionately  violent  Avhen  he  was  aAvare  of 
tAvo  boys,  who  stopped  close  by  him,  and  one 
of  Avhom,  a fat  gaby  of  a fellow,  pointed  at  him 
and  called  him  “Young  mammy-sick !”  Where- 
upon Tom  arose,  and  gmng  vent  thus  to  his 
grief  and  shame  and  rage,  smote  his  derider  on 
the  nose,  and  made  it  bleed — Avhich  sent  that 
young  Avorthy  howling  to  the  usher,  Avho  report- 
ed Tom  for  violent  and  unprovoked  assault  and 
battery.  Hitting  in  tlie  face  AV'as  a felony  pun- 
ishable with  flogging,  other  hitting  only  a mis- 
demeanor— -a  distinction  not  altogether  clear  in 
principle.  Tom,  however,  escaped  the  penalty 
by  pleading  “primum  tempus;”  and  having 
written  a second  letter  to  his  mother,  inclosing 
some  forget-me-nots,  Avhich  he  picked  on  their 
first  half-holiday  walk,  felt  quite  happy  again, 
and  began  to  enjoy  vastly  a good  deal  of  his 
neAv  life. 

These  half-holiday  walks  were  the  great 
events  of  the  week.  The  Avhole  fifty  boys  start- 
ed after  dinner  with  one  of  the  ushers  for  Ha- 
zeldown,  which  Avas  distant  some  mile  or  so  from 
the  school.  Hazeldown  measured  some  three 
miles  round,  and  in  the  neighborhood  were  seA'- 
eral  Avoods  full  of  all  manner  of  birds  and  but- 
terflies. Tlie  usher  walked  slowly  round  the 
down  Avith  such  boys  as  liked  to  accompany  him  ; 
the  rest  scattered  in  all  directions,  being  only 
bound  to  appear  again  Avhen  the  usher  had  com- 
pleted his  round,  and  accompany  him  home. 
They  Avere  forbidden,  howeA’er,  to  go  anyAvhere 
except  on  the  down  and  into  the  woods ; the 
village  had  been  especially  prohibited,  Avhere 
huge  bulls’-eyes  and  unctuous  toffee  might  be 
procured  in  exchange  for  coin  of  the  realm. 


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Various  were  the  amusements  to  which  tlie 
boys  then  betook  themselves.  At  the  entrance 
of  the  down  tliere  was  a steep  hillock,  like  the 
barrows  of  'J'om’s  own  downs.  This  mound  was 
the  weekly  scene  of  terrific  combats,  at  a game 
called  by  the  queer  name  of  “mud-patties.’’ 
The  boys  who  played  divided  into  sides  under 
different  leaders,  and  one  side  occupied  the 
mound.  Then  all  parties  having  provided  them- 
selves with  many  sods  of  turf,  cut  with  their 
bread-and-cheese  knives,  the  side  which  remain- 
ed at  the  bottom  proceeded  to  assault  the  mound, 
advancing  up  on  all  sides  under  cover  of  a heavy 
fire  of  turfs,  and  then  struggling  for  victory  with 
the  occupants,  which  was  theirs  as  soon  as  they 
could,  even  for  a moment,  clear  the  summit, 
when  they  in  turn  became  the  besieged.  It  was 
a good  rough  dirty  game,  and  of  great  use  in 
counteracting  the  sneaking  tendencies  of  the 
school.  Then  others  of  the  boys  spread  over 
the  downs,  looking  for  the  holes  of  humble-bees 
and  mice,  which  they  dug  up  without  mercy, 
often  (I  regret  to  say)  killing  and  skinning  the 
unlucky  mice,  and  (I  do  not  regret  to  say)  get- 
ting well  stung  by  the  humble-bees.  Others 
went  after  butterflies  and  birds’-eggs  in  their 
seasons  ; and  Tom  found  on  Hazeldown,  for  the 
first  time,  the  beautiful  little  blue  butterfly  with 
golden  spots  on  his  wings,  which  he  had  never 
seen  on  his  own  downs,  and  dug  out  his  first 
sand-martin’s  nest.  This  latter  achievement  re- 
sulted in  a flogging,  for  the  sand-martins  built 
in  a high  bank  close  to  the  village,  consequent- 
ly out  of  bounds;  but  one  of  the  bolder  spirits 
of  the  school,  who  never  could  be  happy  unless 
he  was  doing  something  to  which  risk  attached, 
easily  persuaded  Tom  to  break  bounds  and  visit 
the  martin’s  bank.  From  whence  it  being  only 
a step  to  the  toffee  shop,  what  could  be  more 
simple  than  to  go  on  there  and  fill  their  pock- 
ets ? or  what  more  certain  than  that  on  their 
return,  a distribution  of  treasure  having  been 
made,  the  usher  should  shortly  detect  the  for- 
bidden smell  of  bulls’-eyes,  and,  a search  ensu- 
ing, discover  the  state  of  the  breeches’  pockets 
of  Tom  and  his  ally  ? 

Tliis  ally  of  Tom’s  was  indeed  a desperate 
hero  in  the  sight  of  the  boys,  and  feared  as  one 
who  dealt  in  magic,  or  something  approaching 
thereto.  Which  reputation  came  to  him  in  this 
wise.  The  boys  went  to  bed  at  eight,  and  of 
course  consequently  lay  awake  in  the  dark  for 
an  hour  or  two,  telling  ghost  stories  by  turns. 
One  night  when  it  came  to  his  turn,  and  he  had 
dried  up  their  souls  by  his  story,  he  suddenly 
declared  that  he  would  make  a fiery  hand  appear 
on  the  door ; and,  to  the  astonishment  and  ter- 
ror of  the  boys  in  his  room,  a hand,  or  some- 
thing like  it,  in  pale  light,  did  then  and  there 
appear.  The  fame  of  this  exploit  having  spread 
to  the  other  rooms,  and  being  discredited  there, 
the  young  necromancer  declared  that  the  same 
wonder  would  appear  in  all  the  rooms  in  turn, 
which  it  accordingly  did  ; and  the  whole  circum- 
stances having  been  privately  reported  to  one  of 
the  ushers  as  usual,  that  functionarv,  after  lis- 
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tening  about  at  the  doors  of  the  rooms,  by  a sud- 
j den  descent  caught  the  performer  in  his  night- 
shirt, with  a box  of  phosphorus  in  his  guilty 
I hand.  Lucifer-matclies  and  all  the  present  fa- 
' cilities  forgetting  acquainted  with  fire  were  then 
unknown  ; the  very  name  of  phosphorus  had 
something  diabolic  in  it  to  the  boy-mind  ; so 
Tom’s  ally,  at  the  cost  of  a sound  flogging, 
earned  what  many  older  folks  covet  much — the 
very  decided  fear  of  most  of  his  companions. 

He  was  a remarkable  boy,  and  by  no  means  a 
bad  one.  Tom  stuck  to  him  till  he  left,  and  got 
into  many  scrapes  by  so  doing.  But  he  was  tlie 
great  opponent  of  the  tale-bearing  habits  of  the 
school,  and  the  open  enemy  of  the  ushers  ; and 
so  worthy  of  all  support. 

Tom  imbibed  a fair  amount  of  Latin  and 
Greek  at  the  school,  but  somehow  on  the  whole 
it  didn’t  suit  him,  or  he  it,  and  in  the  holidays 
he  was  constantly  working  the  Squire  to  send 
him  at  once  to  a public  school.  Great  was  his 
joy,  then,  when  in  the  middle  of  his  third  half- 
year,  in  October  183-,  a fever  broke  out  in  the 
village;  and  the  master  having  himself  slightly 
sickened  of  it,  the  whole  of  the  boys  were  sent 
oft’ at  a day’s  notice  to  their  respective  homes. 

The  Squire  was  not  quite  so  pleased  as  Mas- 
ter Tom  to  see  that  young  gentleman’s  brown 
merry  face  appear  at  home,  some  two  months 
before  the  proper  time,  for  the  Cliristmas  holi- 
days : and  so,  after  putting  on  his  thinking-cap, 
he  retired  to  his  study  and  wrote  several  letters, 
the  result  of  which  was,  that  one  morning  at  the 
breakfast-table,  about  a fortnight  after  Tom’s  re- 
turn, he  addressed  his  wife  with — “My  dear,  I 
have  arranged  that  Tom  shall  go  to  Rugby  at 
once,  for  the  last  six  weeks  of  this  half-year,  in- 
stead of  wasting  them,  riding  and  loitering  about 
home.  It  is  very  kind  of  the  Doctor  to  allow  it. 
Will  you  see  that  his  things  are  all  ready  by 
Friday,  when  I shall  take  him  up  to  town,  and 
send  him  down  the  next  day  by  himself!” 

Mrs.  Brown  was  prepared  for  the  announce- 
ment, and  merely  suggested  a doubt  whether 
Tom  were  yet  old  enough  to  travel  by  himself. 
However,  finding  both  father  and  son  against 
her  on  this  point,  she  gave  in  like  a wise  wom- 
an, and  proceeded  to.,prepare  Tom’s  kit  for  bis 
launch  into  a public  school. 


CIIAFTER  IV. 

“ Let  tlie  ateam-pot  hiss  till  it’s  hot. 

Give  me  the  speed  of  the  Tantivy  trot." 

CoachLng  Sjng,  by  R.  E.  E.  Waebubtox,  Esc}. 

Now,  sir,  time  to  get  up,  if  you  please.  Tal- 
ly-ho  coach  for  Leicester’!!  be  round  in  half 
an  hour,  and  don't  wait  for  nobody.”  So  spake 
the  Boots  of  the  Peacock  Inn,  Islington,  at 
half-past  two  o’clock  on  the  morning  of  a day 
in  the  early  part  of  November,  183-,  gi'ing 
Tom  at  the  same  time  a shake  by  the  shoulder, 
and  then  putting  down  a candle  and  carrying 
off  his  shoes  to  clean. 

Tom  and  his  father  arrived  in  town  from 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


Berkshire  the  day  before,  and  finding,  on  in- 
quiry, that  the  Birmingham  coaches  which  ran 
fioni  the  city  did  not  pass  through  Rugby,  but 
deposited  their  passengers  at  Dunchurch,  a vil- 
lage three  miles  distant  on  the  main  road,  where 
said  passengers  had  to  wait  for  the  Oxford  and 
Leicester  coach  in  the  evening,  or  to  take  a 
post-chaise — had  resolved  that  Tom  should  travel 
down  by  the  Tally-ho,  which  diverged  from  the 
main  road  and  passed  through  Rugby  itself. 
And  as  the  Tally-ho  was  an  early  coach,  they 
had  driven  out  to  the  Peacock  to  be  on  the  road. 

Tom  had  never  been  in  London,  and  would 
have  liked  to  have  stopped  at  the  Belle  Savage, 
where  they  had  been  put  down  by  the  Star, 
just  at  dusk,  that  he  might  have  gone  roving 
about  those  endless,  mysterious  gas-lit  streets, 
which,  with  their  glare  and  hum  and  moving 
crowds,  excited  him  so  that  he  couldn’t  talk 
even.  But  as  soon  as  he  found  that  the  Pea- 
cock arrangement  would  get  him  to  Rugby  by 
twelve  o'clock  in  the  day,  whereas  otherwise  he 
wouldn’t  be  there  till  the  evening,  all  other  plans 
melted  away ; his  one  absorbing  aim  being  to 
become  a public-school  boy  as  fast  as  possible, 
and  six  hours  sooner  or  later  seeming  to  him  of 
the  most  alarming  importance. 

Tom  and  his  father  had  alighted  at  the  Pea- 
cock, at  about  seven  in  the  evening ; and  having 
heard  with  unfeigned  joy  the  paternal  order  at 


the  bar,  of  steaks  and  oyster-sauce  for  supper  iu 
half  an  hour,  and  seen  his  father  seated  cosily 
by  the  bright  fire  in  the  coffee-room  with  the 
paper  in  his  hand — Tom  had  run  out  to  see 
about  him,  had  wondered  at  all  the  vehicles 
passing  and  repassing,  and  had  fraternized  with 
the  boots  and  hostler,  from  whom  he  ascertained 
that  the  Tally-ho  was  a tip-top  goer,  ten  miles 
an  hour  including  stoppages,  and  so  punctual 
that  all  the  road  set  their  clocks  by  her. 

Then  being  summoned  to  supper,  he  had  re- 
galed himself  in  one  of  the  bright  little  boxes  of 
the  Peacock  coffee-room,  on  the  beefsteak  and 
unlimited  oyster-sauce,  and  brown  stout  (tasted 
then  for  the  first  time — a day  to  be  marked  for- 
ever by  Tom  with  a white  stone)  ; had  at  first 
attended  to  the  excellent  advice  which  his  fatlicr 
was  bestowing  on  him  from  over  his  glass  of 
steaming  brandy  and  water,  and  then  begun 
nodding,  from  the  united  effects  of  the  stout,  the 
fire,  and  the  lecture.  Till  the  Squire  observing 
Tom’s  state,  and  remembering  that  it  tvas 
nearly  nine  o’clock,  and  that  the  Tally-ho  left 
at  three,  sent  the  little  fellow  otf  to  the  chamber- 
maid, with  a shake  of  the  hand  (Tom  having 
stipulated  in  the  morning  before  starting,  that 
kissing  should  now  cease  between  them)  and  a 
few  parting  words. 

“And  now,  Tom,  my  boy,”  said  the  Squire, 
“remember  you  are  going,  at  your  own  earnest 


BQUiUK  aaows’b  PAaxusG  wokus. 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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request,  to  be  chucked  into  this  great  school, 
like  a young  bear,  with  all  your  troubles  before 
you — earlier  than  we  should  have  sent  you  per- 
haps. If  schools  are  what  they  were  in  my 
time,  you’ll  see  a great  many  cruel  blackguard 
things  done,  and  hear  a deal  of  foul  bad  talk. 
But  never  fear.  You  tell  the  truth,  keep  a 
brave  and  kind  heart,  and  never  listen  to  or  say 
any  thing  you  wouldn’t  have  your  mother  and 
sister  hear,  and  you’ll  never  feel  ashamed  to 
come  home,  or  we  to  see  you.” 

The  allusion  to  his  mother  made  Tom  feel 
rather  chokey,  and  he  would  have  liked  to  have 
hugged  his  father  well,  if  it  hadn’t  been  for  the 
recent  stipulation. 

As  it  was,  he  only  squeezed  his  father’s  hand, 
and  looked  bravely  up  and  said,  “ I’ll  try,  father.” 

“ I know  you  will,  my  boy.  Is  your  money 
all  safe  ?” 

“ Yes,”  said  Tom,  diving  into  one  pocket  to 
make  sure. 

“ And  your  keys?”  said  the  Squire. 

“All  right,”  said  Tom,  diving  into  the  other 
pocket. 

“ Well  then,  good-night.  God  bless  you  ! 
I'll  tell  Boots  to  call  you,  and  be  up  to  see  you 
off.” 

Tom  was  carried  off  by  the  chambermaid  in 
a brown  study,  from  which  he  was  roused  in  a 
dean  little  attic,  by  that  buxom  person  calling 
him  a little  darling,  and  kissing  him  as  she  left 
the  room  ; which  indignity  he  was  too  much  sur- 
prised to  resent.  And  still  thinking  of  his  fa- 
ther’s last  words,  and  the  look  with  which  they 
were  spoken,  he  knelt  down  and  prayed  that, 
come  what  might,  he  might  never  bring  shame 
or  sorrow  on  the  dear  folk  at  home. 

Indeed,  the  Squire’s  last  words  deserved  to 
have  their  effect,  for  they  had  been  the  result  of 
much  anxious  thought.  All  the  way  up  to  Lon- 
don he  had  pondered  what  he  should  say  to 
Tom  by  way  of  parting  advice ; something  that 
the  boy  could  keep  in  his  head  ready  for  use. 
By  way  of  assisting  meditation,  he  had  even 
gone  the  length  of  taking  out  his  flint  and  steel, 
and  tinder,  and  hammering  away  for  a quarter 
of  an  hour  till  he  had  manufactured  a light  for 
a long  Trichinopoli  cheroot,  which  he  silently 
puffed ; to  the  no  small  wonder  of  Coachee,  who 
was  an  old  friend,  and  an  institution  on  the 
Bath  road  ; and  who  always  expected  a talk  on 
the  prospects  and  doings,  agricultural  and  social, 
of  the  whole  county  when  he  carried  the  Squire. 

To  condense  the  Squire’s  meditation,  it  was 
somewhat  as  follows : I won’t  tell  him  to 

read  his  Bible,  and  love  and  serve  God ; if  he 
don’t  do.  that  for  his  mother’s  sake  and  teaching, 
he  won’t  for  mine.  Shall  I go  into  the  sort  of 
temptations  he’ll  meet  with  ? No,  I can't  do 
that.  Never  do  for  an  old  fellow  to  go  into 
such  things  with  a boy.  He  won’t  understand 
me.  Do  him  more  harm  than  good,  ten  to  one. 
Shall  I tell  him  to  mind  his  work,  and  say  he’s 
sent  to  school  to  make  himself  a good  scholar  ? 
Well,  but  he  isn’t  sent  to  school  for  that — at 
any  rate  not  for  that  mainly.  I don’t  care  a 


straw  for  Greek  particles,  or  the  digamma  ; no 
more  does  his  mother.  What  is  he  sent  to 
school  for?  Well,  partly  because  he  wanted 
so  to  go.  If  he’ll  only  turn  out  a brave,  helpful, 
truth-telling  Englishman,  and  a gentleman,  and 
a Christian,  that’s  all  I want,”  thought  the 
Squire ; and  upon  this  view  of  the  case  he 
framed  his  last  words  of  advice  to  Tom,  which 
were  well  enough  suited  to  his  purpose. 

For  they  were  Tom’s  first  thoughts  as  he 
tumbled  out  of  bed  at  the  summons  of  Boots, 
and  proceeded  rapidly  to  wash  and  dress  himself. 

At  ten  minutes  to  three  he  was  down  in  the  cof- 
fee-room in  his  stockings,  carrying  his  hat-box, 
coat,  and  comforter  in  his  hand ; and  there  be 
found  his  father  nursing  a bright  fire,  and  a cup 
of  hot  coffee  and  a hard  biscuit  on  the  table. 

“Now  then,  Tom,  give  us  your  things  here, 
and  drink  this;  there’s  nothing  like  starting 
warm,  old  fellow.” 

Tom  addressed  himself  to  the  coffee,  and  prat-  ' 
tied  away  while  he  worked  himself  into  his  shoea^ 
and  his  great  coat,  well  warmed  through  ; ' 

Petersham  coat  with  velvet  collar,  made  tight  • 
after  the  abominable  fashion  of  those  days.  And 
just  as  he  is  swallowing  his  last  mouthful,  wind- 
ing his  comforter  round  his  throat,  and  tucking 
the  ends  into  the  breast  of  his  coat,  the  horn 
sounds.  Boots  looks  in  and  says,  “ Tallyho,  sir 
and  they  hear  the  ring  and  the  rattle  of  the  four 
fast  trotters  and  the  town-made  drag,  as  it  dashes 
up  to  the  Peacock. 

“Any  thing  for  us.  Bob?”  says  the  burly 
guard,  dropping  down  from  behind,  and  slapping 
himself  across  the  chest. 

“Young  genl’m’n,  Rugby;  three  parcels, 
Leicester;  hamper  o’ game,  Rugby,”  answers 
Hostler. 

“Tell  young  gent  to  look  alive,”  says  Guard, 
opening  the  hind-boot  and  shooting  in  the  par- 
cels after  examining  them  by  the  lamps.  “Here, 
shove  the  portmanteau  up  a-top — I’ll  fasten  him 
presently.  Now  then,  sir,  jump  up  behind.” 

“Good-bye,  father — my  love  at  home.”  A 
last  shake  of  the  hand.  Up  goes  Tom,  the  guard 
catching  his  hat-box  and  holding  on  with  one 
hand,  while  with  the  other  he  claps  the  horn  to 
his  mouth.  Toot,  toot,  toot!  the  hostlers  let 
go  their  heads,  the  four  bays  plunge  at  the  collar, 
and  away  goes  the  Tally-ho  into  the  darkness, 
forty-five  seconds  from  the  time  they  pulled  up  ; 
Hostler,  Boots,  and  the  Squire  stand  looking 
after  them  under  the  Peacock  lamp. 

“ Sharp  work  !”  says  the  Squire,  and  goes  in 
again  to  his  bed,  the  coach  being  well  out  of 
sight  and  hearing. 

Tom  stands  up  on  the  coach  and  looks  back 
at  his  father’s  figure  as  long  as  he  can  see  it,  and’ . 
then  the  guard  having  disposed  of  his  luggage 
comes  to  an  anchor,  and  finislies  his  buttonings 
and  other  preparations  for  facing  the  three  hours 
before  dawn ; no  joke  for  those  who  minded 
cold,  on  a fast  coach  in  November,  in  the  reign 
of  his  late  majesty. 

I sometimes  think  that  you  boys  of  this  gen- 
eration are  a deal  tenderer  fellows  than  we  used 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


to  be.  At  any  rate  you  are  much  more  com- 
fortable travellers,  for  I see  every  one  of  you 
with  his  rug  or  plaid,  and  other  dodges  for  pre- 
serving the  caloric,  and  most  of  you  going  in 
those  fuzzy,  dusty,  padded  first-class  carriages. 
It  was  another  affair  altogether,  a dark  ride  on 
the  top  of  the  Tally-ho,  I can  tell  you,  in  a tight 
Petersham  coat,  and  your  feet  dangling  six 
inches  from  the  floor.  Then  you  knew  what 
cold  was,  and  what  it  was  to  be  without  legs, 
for  not  a bit  of  feeling  had  you  in  them  after  the 
first  half-hour.  But  it  had  its  i)leasurcs — the  old 
dark  ride.  Pirst  there  was  the  consciousness  of 
silent  endurance,  so  dear  to  every  Englishman — 
standing  out  against  something,  and  not  giving 
in.  Then  there  was  the  music  of  the  rattling 
harness,  and  the  ring  of  the  horses’  feet  on  the 
hard  road,  and  the  glare  of  the  two  bright  lamps 
through  the  steaming  hoar-frost,  over  the  leaders’ 
ears,  into  the  darkness  ; and  the  cheery  toot  of 
the  guard’s  horn,  to  warn  some  drowsy  pike- 
man  or  the  hostler  at  the  next  change  ; and  the 
looking  forward  to  daylight — and  last,  but  not 
least,  the  delight  of  returning  sensation  in  your 
toes. 

Then  the  break  of  dawn  and  the  sunrise, 
where  can  they  be  ever  seen  in  perfection  but 
from  a coacli  roof?  You  want  motion  and  change 
and  music  to  see  them  in  their  glory  ; not  the 
music  of  singing-men  and  singing-women,  but 
good  silent  music,  which  sets  itself  in  your  own 
head,  the  accompaniment  of  work  and  getting 
over  the  ground. 

Tlie  Tally-ho  is  past  St.  Alban’s,  and  Tom  is 
enjoying  the  ride  though  halffrozen.  The  guard, 
who  is  alone  with  him  on  the  back  of  the  coach, 
is  silent,  but  has  muffled  Tom’s  feet  up  in  straw, 
and  put  the  end  of  an  oat  sack  over  his  knees. 
Tlie  darkness  has  driven  him  inward,  and  he 
has  gone  over  his  little  past  life,  and  thought  of 
all  his  doings  and  promises,  and  of  his  mother 
and  sister,  and  his  f.ither’s  last  words;  and  has 
made  fifty  good  resolutions,  and  means  to  bear 
himself  like  a brave  Brown  as  he  is,  though  a 
young  one.  Then  he  has  been  forward  into  the 
mysterious  boy-future,  speculating  as  to  what 
sort  of  a place  Rugby  is,  and  what  they  do  there, 
and  calling  up  all  the  stories  of  public  schools 
which  he  has  heard  from  big  boys  in  the  holi- 
days. He  is  chock  full  of  hope  and  life,  not- 
withstanding the  cold,  and  kicks  his  heels  against 
the  backboard,  and  would  like  to  sing,  only  he 
doesn’t  know  how  his  friend  the  silent  guard 
might  take  it. 

And  now  the  dawn  breaks  at  the  end  of  the 
fourth  stage,  and  the  coach  pulls  up  at  a little 
road-side  inn  with  huge  stables  beliind.  There 
id  a bright  fire  gleaming  through  the  red  cur- 
tains of  the  bar-window,  and  the  door  is  open. 
The  coachman  catches  his  whip  into  a double 
thong,  and  throws  it  to  the  hostler ; the  steam 
of  the  horses  rises  straight  up  into  the  air.  He 
has  put  them  along  over  the  last  two  miles,  and 
is  two  minutes  before  his  time ; he  rolls  down 
from  the  box  and  into  the  inn.  The  guard  rolls 
oflF behind.  “ Now,  sir,”  says  he  to  Tom,  “ you 


just  jump  dowm,  and  I’ll  give  you  a drop  of  some- 
thing to  keep  the  cold  out.” 

Tom  finds  a difficulty  in  jumping,  or  indeed 
in  finding  the  top  of  the  wheel  with  his  feet, 
which  may  be  in  the  next  world  for  all  he  feels ; 
so  the  guard  picks  him  off  the  coach-top,  and 
sets  him  on  his  legs,  and  they  stump  off  into 
the  bar,  and  join  the  coachman  and  the  other 
outside  passengers. 

Here  a fresh-looking  barmaid  serves  them 
each  with  a glass  of  early  purl  as  they  stand  be- 
fore the  fire,  coachman  and  guard  exchanging 
business  remarks.  The  purl  warms  the  cockles 
of  Tom’s  heart,  and  makes  him  cough. 

“Rare  tackle,  that,  sir,  of  a cold  morning,” 
says  the  coachman,  smiling ; “Time’s  up.” 
They  are  out  again  and  up ; coachee  the  last, 
gathering  the  reins  into  his  hands  and  talking 
to  Jem  the  hostler  about  the  mare’s  shoulder, 
and  then  swinging  himself  up  on  to  the  box — 
the  horses  dashing  off  in  a canter  before  he  falls 
into  his  seat.  Toot-toot-tootle-too  goes  the 
horn,  and  away  they  are  again,  five-and-thirty 
miles  on  their  road  (nearly  half  way  to  Rugby, 
thinks  Tom),  and  the  prospect  of  breakfast  at  the 
end  of  the  stage. 

And  now  they  begin  to  see,  and  the  early  life 
of  the  country-side  comes  out : a market  cart  or 
two,  men  in  smock-frocks  going  to  their  w'ork 
pipe  in  mouth,  a whiff  of  which  is  no  bad  smell 
this  bright  morning.  The  sun  gets  up,  and  the 
mist  shines  like  silver  gauze.  They  pass  the 
hounds  jogging  along  to  a distant  meet,  at  the 
heels  of  the  huntsman’s  hack,  whose  face  is  about 
the  color  of  the  tails  of  his  old  pink,  as  he  ex- 
changes greetings  with  coachman  and  guard. 
Now  they  pull  up  at  a lodge,  arid  take  on  board 
a well-muffled-up  sportsman,  with  his  gun-case 
and  carpet-bag.  An  eiirly  up-coach  meets  them, 
and  the  coachmen  gather  up  their  horses,  and 
pass  one  another  with  the  accustomed  lift  of  the 
elbow,  each  team  doing  eleven  miles  an  hour, 
with  a mile  to  spare  behind  if  necessary.  And 
here  comes  breakfast. 

“ Twenty  minutes  here,  gentlemen,”  says  the 
coachman,  as  they  pull  up  at  half-past  seven  at 
the  inn-door. 

Have  we  not  endured  nobly  this  morning,  and 
is  not  this  a worthy  reward  for  much  endur- 
ance ? There  is  the  low  dark  wainscoted  room 
hung  with  sporting  prints ; the  hat-stand  (with 
a whip  or  two  standing  up  in  it  belonging  to 
bagmen  who  are  still  snug  in  bed)  by  the  door ; 
the  blazing  fire,  with  the  quaint  old  glass  over 
the  mantel-piece,  in  which  is  stuck  a large  card 
with  the  lists  of  the  meets  for  the  week  of  the 
county  hounds.  The  table  covered  with  the 
whitest  of  cloths  and  of  china,  and  bearing  a 
pigeon-pie,  ham,  round  of  cold  boiled  beef  cut 
from  a mammoth  ox,  and  the  great  loaf  of  house- 
hold bread  on  a wooden  trencher.  And  here 
comes  in  the  stout  head  wmiter,  puffing  under 
a tray  of  hot  viands  ; kidneys  and  a steak,  trans- 
parent rashers  and  poached  eggs,  buttered  toast 
and  muffins,  coffee  and  tea,  all  smoking  hot. 
The  table  can  never  hold  it  all ; the  cold  meats 


TOM  BROWN’S 

are  removed  to  the  sideboard,  they  were  only 
put  on  for  show  and  to  give  us  an  appetite. 
And  now  full  on,  gentlemen  all.  It  is  a well- 
known  sporting-honse,  and  the  breakfasts  are 
fiimous.  Two  or  three  men  in  pink,  on  their 
way  to  the  meet,  drop  in,  and  are  very  jovial  and 
sharp-set,  as  indeed  we  all  are. 

“Tea  or  coffee,  sir?”  says  head  waiter,  com- 
ing round  to  Tom. 

“ Coffee,  please,”  says  Tom,  with  his  mouth 
full  of  muffin  and  kidney;  coffee  is  a treat  to 
him,  tea  is  not. 

Our  coachman,  I perceive,  who  breakfasts  with 
us,  is  a cold-beef  man.  He  also  eschews  hot  po- 
tations, and  addicts  himself  to  a tankard  of  ale, 
which  is  brought  him  by  the  bar-maid.  Sports- 
man looks  on  approvingly,  and  orders  a ditto 
for  himself. 

Tom  has  eaten  kidney  and  pigeon-pie,  and 
imbibed  coffee,  till  his  little  skin  is  as  tight  as  a 
drum ; and  then  has  the  further  pleasure  of 
paying  head  waiter  out  of  his  own  purse,  in  a 
dignified  manner,  and  walks  out  before  the  inn- 
door  to  see  the  horses  put  to.  This  is  done 
leisurely  and  in  a highly-finished  manner  by 
the  hostlers,  as  if  they  enjoyed  the  not  being 
hurried.  Coachman  comes  out  with  his  way- 
bill and  puffing  a fat  cigar  which  the  sportsman 
has  given  him.  Guard  emerges  from  the  tap, 
where  he  prefers  breakfasting,  licking  round  a 
tough-looking  doubtful  cheroot,  which  you  might 
tie  round  your  finger,  and  three  whiffs  of  which 
would  knock  any  one  else  out  of  lime. 

The  pinks  stand  about  the  inn-door  lighting 
cigars  and  waiting  to  see  us  start,  while  their 
hacks  are  led  up  and  down  the  market-place  on 
which  the  inn  looks.  They  all  know  our  sports- 
man, and  we  feel'  a reflected  credit  when  we  see 
him  chatting  and  laughing  with  them. 

“Now,  sir,  please,”  says  the  coachman;  all 
the  rest  of  the  passengers  are  up ; the  guard  is 
locking  up  the  hind  boot. 

“A  good  run  to  you  !”  says  the  sportsman  to 
the  pinks,  and  is  by  the  coachman’s  side  in  no 
time. 

“ Let  ’em  go,  Dick  !”  The  hostlers  fly  back, 
drawing  off  the  cloths  from  their  glossy  loins, 
and  away  we  go  through  the  market-place  and 
down  the  High  Street,  looking  in  at  the  first- 
floor  windows,  and  seeing  several  worthy  bur- 
gesses shaving  thereat ; while  all  the  shop-boys 
who  are  cleaning  the  windows,  and  house-maids 
who  are  doing  the  steps,  stop  and  look  pleased 
as  we  rattle  past,  as  if  we  w'ere  a part  of  their 
legitimate  morning’s  amusement.  We  clear  the 
town,  and  are  well  out  between  the  hedgerows 
again  as  the  town  clock  strikes  eight. 

Tlie  sun  shines  almost  warmly,  and  breakfast 
has  oiled  all  springs  and  loosened  all  tongues. 
Tom  is  encouraged  by  a remark  or  two  of  the 
guard’s  between  the  puffs  of  his  oily  cheroot, 
and  besides  is  getting  tired  of  not  talking.  Ho 
is  too  full  of  his  destination  to  talk  about  any 
thing  else ; and  so  asks  the  guard  if  he  knows 
Rugby. 

“ Goes  through  it  every  day  of  my  life. 


SCHOOL  DAYS.  37 

Twenty  minutes  afore  twelve  down — ten  o’clock 
up.” 

“What  sort  of  place  is  it,  please  ?”  says  Tom. 

Guard  looks  at  him  with  a comical  expression. 
“Werry  out-o’-the  way  place,  sir;  no  paving 
to  streets,  nor  no  lighting.  ’Mazin’  big  liorse 
and  cattle  fair  in  autumn — lasts  a week — ^just 
over  now.  Takes  town  a week  to  get  clean 
after  it.  Fairish  hunting  country.  But  slow 
place,  sir,  slow  place:  off  tlie  main  road,  you 
see — only  three  coaches  a day,  and  one  on  ’em 
a two-oss  wan,  more  like  a hearse  nor  a 
coach — Regulator — comes  from  Oxford.  Young 
genl’m’n  at  school  calls  her  Pig  and  Wliistle, 
and  goes  up  to  college  by  her  (six  miles  an 
hour)  when  they  goes  to  enter.  Belong  to 
school,  sir?” 

“Yes,”  says  Tom,  not  unwilling  for  a mo- 
ment that  the  guard  should  think  him  an  old 
boy ; but  then  having  some  qualms  as  to  the 
truth  of  the  assertion,  and  seeing  that  if  he  were 
to  assume  the  character  of  an  old  boy  he  couldn’t 
go  on  asking  the  questions  he  wanted,  added — 
“that  is  to  say.  I’m  on  my  way  there.  I’m  a 
new  boy.” 

The  guard  looked  as  if  he  knew  this  quite  as 
well  as  Tom. 

“You’re  werry  late,  sir,”  says  the  guard; 
“ only  six  weeks  to-day  to  the  end  of  the  half.” 
Tom  assented.  “We  takes  up  fine  loads  this 
day  six  weeks,  and  Monday  and  Tuesday  arter. 
Hopes  we  shall  have  the  pleasure  of  carrying 
you  back.” 

Tom  said  he  hoped  they  would;  but  he 
thought  within  himself  that  his  fate  would  prob- 
ably be  the  Pig  and  Whistle. 

“It  pays  uncommon  cert’nly”  continues  the 
guard.  “Werry  free  with  their  cash  is  the 
young  genl’m’n.  But,  Lor’  bless  you,  we  gets 
into  such  rows  all  ’long  the  road,  what  wi’  their 
pea-shooters,  and  long  v/hips,  and  hollering,  and 
upsetting  every  one  as  comes  by;  I’d  a sight 
sooner  carry  one  or  two  on  ’em,  sir,  as  I may 
be  a carryin’  of  you  now,  than  a coach-load.” 

“What  do  they  do  with  the  pea-shooters?” 
inquires  Tom. 

‘ ‘ Do  wi’  ’em  ! why,  peppers  every  one’s  faces 
as  we  comes  near,  ’cept  the  young  gals,  and 
breaks  windows  wi’  them  too,  some  on  ’em 
shoots  so  hard.  Now  ’twas  just  here  last  June, 
as  we  wms  a driving  up  the  first-day  boys,  they 
was  mendin’  a quarter-mile  of  road,  and  there 
was  a lot  of  Irish  chaps,  reg’lar  roughs,  a break- 
ing stones.  As  we  comes  up,  ‘ Nowq  boys,’  says 
young  gent  on  the  box  (smart  young  fellow,  and 
desper’t  reckless),  ‘ here’s  fun ! let  the  Pats  have 
it  about  the  ears.’  ‘ God’s  sake,  sir  1’  says  Bob 
(that’s  my  mate  the  coachman),  ‘ don’t  go  for 
to  shoot  at  ’em,  they’ll  knock  us  off  the  coach.’ 
‘Damme,  Coachee,’ says  young  my  lord,  ‘you 
ain’t  afraid;  hoora,  boys!  let  ’em  have  it.’ 
‘Hoora!’  sings  out  the  others,  and  fill  their 
mouths  chuck  full  of  peas  to  last  the  whole  line. 
Bob,  seeing  as  ’twas  to  come,  knocks  his  hat 
over  his  eyes,  hollers  to  his  ’osses,  and  shakes 
’em  up,  and  aw'ay  we  goes  up  to  the  line  on  ’em. 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


twenty  miles  an  hour.  The  Pats  begin  to  hoora 
too,  thinking  it  was  a runaway,  and  first  lot  on 
’em  stands  grinnin’  and  wavin’  their  old  hats  as 
we  comes  abreast  on  ’em ; and  then  you’d  ha’ 
laughed  to  see  how  took  aback  and  choking  sav- 


all,’  surely.  They  howls  all  down  the  line  fit 
to  frighten  you,  some  on  ’em  runs  arter  us  and 
tries  to  clamber  up  behind,  only  we  hits  ’em 
over  the  fingers  and  pulls  their  hands  off ; one 
as  had  had  it  very  sharp  act’ly  runs  right  at  the 


•age  they  looked,  when  they  gets  the  peas  a 
stinging  all  over  ’em.  But  bless  you,  the  laugh 
weren’t  all  of  our  side,  sir,  by  a long  way.  We 
was  going  so  fast,  and  they  was  so  took  aback, 
that  they  didn’t  take  what  was  up  till  we  was 
half-way  up  the  line.  Then  ’twas  ‘Look  out 


leaders,  as  though  he’d  ketch  ’em  by  the  heads, 
only  luck’ly  for  him  he  misses  his  tip  and  comes 
over  a heap  o’  stones  first.  The  rest  picks  up 
stones,  and  gives  it  us  right  away  till  we  gets 
out  of  shot,  the  young  gents  holding  out  worry 
manful  with  the  pea-shooters  and  such  stones  as 


TOM  BKOWN  S SCHOOL  DAYS. 


39 


lodged  on  us,  and  a pretty  many  there  was  too. 
Then  Bob  picks  hisself  up  again,  and  looks  at 
young  gent  on  box  werry  solemn.  Bob’d  had  a 
rum  un  in  the  ribs,  whieh’d  like  to  ha’  knocked 
him  off  the  box,  or  made  him  drop  the  reins. 
Young  gent  on  box  picks  hisself  up,  and  so 
docs  we  all,  and  looks  round  to  count  damage. 
Box’s  head  cut  open  and  his  hat  gone ; nother 
young  gent’s  hat  gone ; mine  knocked  in  at  the 
side,  and  not  one  on  us  as  wasn’t  black  and 
blue  somewheres  or  another,  most  on  ’em  all 
over.  Two  pound  ten  to  pay  for  damage  to 
paint,  which  they  subscribed  for  there  and  then, 
and  give  Bob  and  me  a extra  half-sovereign 
each ; but  I wouldn’t  go  down  that  line  again 
not  for  twenty  half-sovereigns.”  And  the  guard 
shook  his  head  slowly,  and  got  up  and  blew  a 
clear  brisk  toot-toot. 

“What  fun  !”  said  Tom,  who  could  scarcely 
contain  his  pride  at  this  exploit  of  his  future 
schoolfellows.  He  longed  already  for  the  end 
of  the  half  that  he  might  join  them. 

“ ’Tain’t  such  good  fun  though,  sir,  for  the 
folk  as  meets  the  coach,  nor  for  we  who  has  to 
go  back  with  it  next  day.  Them  Irishers  last 
summer  had  all  got  stones  ready  for  us,  and  was 
all  but  letting  drive,  and  we’d  got  two  reverend 
gents  aboard  too.  AVe  pulled  up  at  the  begin- 
ning of  the  line,  and  pacified  them,  and  we’re 
never  going  to  carry  no  more  pea-shooters,  un- 
less they  promises  not  to  fire  where  there’s  a 
line  of  Irish  chaps  a stone-breaking.”  The 
guard  stoj)ped  and  pulled  away  at  his  cheroot, 
regarding  Tom  benignantly  the  while. 

“Oh,  don’t  stop!  tell  us  something  more 
about  the  pea-shooting.” 

“Well,  there’d  like  to  haA’e  been  a pretty 
piece  of  work  over  it  at  Bicester,  a while  back. 
Wq  was  six  mile  from  the  town,  when  we  meets 
an  old  square-headed  gray-haired  yeoman  chap, 
a jogging  along  quite  quiet.  He  looks  up  at 
the  coach,  and  just  then  a pea  hits  him  on  the 
nose,  and  some  catches  his  cob  behind  and  makes 
him  dance  up  on  his  hind  legs.  I see’d  the  old 
boy’s  face  flush  and  look  plaguy  awkward,  and 
I thought  we  was  in  for  somethin’  nasty. 

“ He  turns  his  cob’s  head,  and  rides  quietly 
after  us  just  out  of  shot.  How  that  ere  cob  did 
step  ! we  never  shook  him  off  not  a dozen  yards 
in  the  six  miles.  At  first  the  young  gents  was 
werry  lively  on  him ; but  afore  we  got  in,  seeing 
how  steady  the  old  chap  come  on,  they  was  quite 
quiet,  and  laid  their  heads  together  what  they 
should  do.  Some  was  for  fighting,  some  for 
axing  his  pardon.  He  rides  into  the  town  close 
after  us,  comes  up  when  we  stops,  and  says  the 
two  as  shot  at  him  must  come  before  a magis- 
trate ; and  a great  crowd  comes  round,  and  we 
couldn’t  get  the  osses  to.  But  the  young  uns 
they  all  stand  by  one  another,  and  says  all  or 
none  must  go,  and  as  how  they’d  fight  it  out, 
and  have  to  be  carried.  Just  as  ’twas  gettin’ 
serious,  and  the  old  boy  and  the  mob  was  going 
to  pull  ’em  off  the  coach,  one  little  fellow  jumps 
up  and  says,  ‘ Here — I’ll  stay — I’m  only  going 
three  miles  fltrther.  My  fatlicr’s  name’s  Davis, 


he’s  known  about  here,  and  I’ll  go  before  the 
magistrate  with  this  gentleman.’  ‘What!  be 
thee  parson  Davis’s  son’r”  savs  the  old  boy. 
‘Yes,’ says  the  young  un.  ‘ Well,  I be  mortal 
sorry  to  meet  thee  in  such  company,  but  for  thy 
father’s  sake  and  thine  (for  tlice  bi’st  a brave 
young  chap)  I’ll  say  no  more  about  it.’  Didn’t 
the  boys  cheer  him,  and  the  mob  cheered  the 
young  chap — and  then  one  of  the  biggest  gets 
down,  and  begs  his  pardon  werry  gentlemanly 
for  all  the  rest,  saying  as  they  all  had  been 
plaguy  vexed  from  the  first,  but  didn’t  like  to  ax 
his  pardon  till  then,  ’cause  they  felt  they  hadn’t 
ought  to  shirk  the  consequences  of  tlieir  joke. 
And  then  they  all  got  down,  and  shook  hands 
with  the  old  boy,  and  asked  him  to  all  parts  of 
the  country,  to  their  homes,  and  we  drives  off 
twenty  minutes  behind  time,  with  cheering  and 
hollering  as  if  we  was  county  members.  But, 
Lor’  bless  you,  sir,”  says  the  guard,  smacking 
his  hand  down  on  his  knee  and  looking  full  into 
Tom’s  face,  “ ten  minutes  arter  they  was  all  as 
bad  as  ever.” 

Tom  showed  such  undisguised  and  open- 
mouthed  interest  in  his  narrations,  that  the  old 
guard  rubbed  up  his  memory,  and  launclied  out 
into  a graphic  history  of  all  the  performances 
of  the  boys  on  the  roads  for  the  last  twenty 
years.  Off  the  road  he  couldn’t  go ; the  exploit 
must  have  been  connected  with  horses  or  vehi- 
cles to  hang  in  the  old  fellow’s  head.  Tom  tried 
him  off  his  own  ground  once  or  twice,  but  found 
he  knew  nothing  beyond,  and  so  let  him  have 
his  head,  and  the  rest  of  the  road  bowled  easily 
away ; for  old  Blow-hard  (as  the  boys  called 
him)  was  a dry  old  file,  with  much  kindness 
and  humor,  and  a capital  spinner  of  a yarn  when 
he  had  broken  the  neck  of  his  day’s  work,  and 
got  plenty  of  ale  under  his  belt. 

What  struck  Tom’s  youthful  imagination 
most,  was  the  desperate  and  lawless  character 
of  most  of  the  stories.  Was  the  guard  hoaxing 
him?  He  couldn’t  help  hoping  that  they  were 
true.  It’s  very  odd  how  almost  all  English  boys 
love  danger  ; you  can  get  ten  to  join  a game,  or 
climb  a tree,  or  swim  a stream,  when  thei'e’s  a 
chance  of  breaking  their  limbs  or  getting  drown- 
ed, for  one  who’ll  stay  on  level  ground,  or  in  his 
depth,  or  play  quoits  or  bowls. 

The  guard  had  just  finished  an  account  of  a 
desperate  fight  which  had  happened  at  one  of 
the  fairs  between  the  drovers  and  the  farmers 
with  their  whips,  and  the  boys  with  cricket-bats 
and  wickets,  which  arose  out  of  a playful  but 
objectionable  practice  of  the  boys  going  round  to 
the  public-houses  and  taking  the  linch-pins  out 
of  the  wheels  of  the  gigs,  and  was  moralizing 
upon  the  way  in  which  the  Doctor,  “a  terrible 
stern  man  he’d  heard  tell,”  had  come  down  upon 
several  of  the  performers,  “ sending  three  on  ’em 
off  next  morning,  each  in  a po-chay  with  a par- 
ish constable,”  when  they  turned  a comer  and 
neared  the  milestone,  the  third  from  Eugby. 
By  the  stone  two  boys  stood,  their  jackets  but- 
toned tight,  waiting  for  the  coach. 

“ Look  here,  sir,”  says  the  guard,  after  giving 


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a sharp  toot-toot,  “ there’s  two  on  ’em,  out  and 
out  runners  they  be.  They  comes  out  about 
twice  or  three  times  a week,  and  spirts  a mile 
alongside  of  us.” 

And  as  they  came  up,  sure  enough,  away 
went  two  boys  along  the  footpath,  keeping  up 
with  the  horses ; the  first  a light  clean-made 
fellow  going  on  springs,  the  other  stout  and 
round-shouldered,  laboring  in  his  pace,  but  go- 
ing as  dogged  as  a bull-terrier. 

Old  Blow-hard  looked  on  admiringly.  “ See 
how  beautiful  that  there  un  holds  hisself  to- 
gether, and  goes  from  his  hips,  sir,” said  he; 
“ he’s  a 'mazin’  fine  runner.  Now  many  coach- 
men as  drives  a first-rate  team’d  put  it  on,  and 
try  and  pass  ’em.  But  Bob,  sir,  bless  you,  he’s 
tender-hearted;  he’d  sooner  pull  in  a bit  if  he 
see’d  ’em  a gettin  beat.  I do  b’lieve  too  as  that 
there  un’d  sooner  break  his  heart  than  let  us  go 
by  him  afore  next  milestone.” 

At  the  second  milestone  the  boys  pulled  up 
short,  and  waved  their  hats  to  the  guard,  who 
had  his  watch  out  and  shouted  “ 4.56,”  thereby 
indicating  that  the  mile  had  been  done  in  four 
seconds  under  the  five  minutes.  They  passed 
several  more  parties  of  boj's,  all  of  them  objects 
of  the  deepest  interest  to  Tom,  and  came  in 
sight  of  the  town  at  ten  minutes  before  twelve. 
Tom  fetched  a long  breath,  and  thought  he  had 
never  spent  a pleasanter  day.  Before  he  went 
to  bed  he  had  quite  settled  that  it  must  be  the 
greatest  day  he  should  ever  spend,  and  didn’t 
alter  his  opinion  for  many  a long  year — if  he 
has  yet. 


CHAPTER  V. 

KUGBY  AKD  FOOTBALL. 

“ — Foot  and  eye  opposed 
In  dubious  strife.” — Scorr. 

“And  so  here’s  Rugby,  sir,  at  last,  and  you’ll 
be  in  plenty  of  time  for  dinner  at  the  School- 
house,  as  I toll’d  you,”  said  the  old  guard, 
pulling  his  horn  out  of  its  case,  and  tootle- 
tooing  away  ; while  the  coachman  shook  up 
his  horses,  and  carried  them  along  the  side  of 
the  school  close,  round  Deadman’s  corner,  past 
the  school  gates,  and  down  the  High  Street  to 
the  Spread  Eagle  ; the  wheelers  in  a spanking 
trot,  and  leaders  cantering,  in  a style  which 
would  not  have  disgraced  “ Cheriy  Bob,” 
“ramping,  stamping,  tearing,  swearing  Billy 
Harwood,”  or  any  other  of  the  old  coaching 
heroes. 

Tom’s  heart  beat  quick  as  he  passed  the  great 
school  field  or  close,  with  its  noble  elms,  in 
which  several  games  at  football  were  going  on, 
and  tried  to  take  in  at  once  the  long  line  of 
gray  buildings,  beginning  with  the  chapel,  and 
ending  with  the  School-house,  the  residence  of 
the  head-master,  where  the  great  flag  was  lazily 
waving  from  the  highest  round  tower.  And  he 
began  already  to  be  proud  of  being  a Rugby  boy, 
as  he  passed  the  school-gates  with  the  oriel-win- 
dow above,  and  saw  the  boys  standing  there. 


looking  as  if  the  town  belonged  to  them,  and 
nodding  in  a familiar  manner  to  the  coachman, 
as  if  any  one  of  them  would  be  quite  equal  to 
getting  on  the  box,  and  working  the  team  down 
street  as  well  as  he. 

One  of  the  young  heroes,  however,  ran  out 
from  the  rest,  and  scrambled  up  behind  ; where, 
having  righted  himself,  and  nodded  to  the  guard, 
with  “How  do,  Jem  ?”  he  turned  short  round  to 
Tom,  and,  after  looking  him  over  for  a minute, 
began — 

“I  say,  you  fellow,  is  your  name  Brown?” 

“Yes,”  said  Tom,  in  considerable  astonish- 
ment ; glad,  however,  to  have  lighted  on  some 
one  already  who  seemed  to  know  him. 

“ Ah,  I thought  so  : you  know  my  old  aunt, 
Miss  East,  she  lives  somewhere  down  your  way 
in  Berkshire.  She  wrote  to  me  that  you  were 
coming  to-dav,  and  asked  me  to  give  you  a 
lift.” 

Tom  was  somewhat  incliued  to  resent  the 
patronizing  air  of  his  new  friend,  a boy  of  just 
about  his  own  height  and  age,  but  gifted  with 
the  most  transcendent  coolness  and  assuranee, 
which  Tom  felt  to  be  aggravating  and  hard  to 
bear,  but  couldn’t  for  the  life  of  him  help  ad- 
miring and  envying — especially  when  young  my 
lord  begins  hectoring  two  or  three  long  loafing 
fellows,  half  porter  half  stableman,  with  a strong 
touch  of  the  blackguard ; and  in.  the  end  ar- 
ranges with  one  of  them,  nicknamed  Cooey,  to 
carry  Tom’s  luggage  up  to  the  School-house  for 
sixpence. 

“And  heark’ee,  Cooey,  it  must  be  up  in  ten 
minutes,  or  no  more  jobs  from  me.  Come  along. 
Brown.”  And  away  swaggers  the  young  po- 
tentate, with  his  hands  in  his  pockets,  and  Tom 
at  his  side. 

“All  right,  sir,”  says  Cooey,  touching  his 
hat,  with  a leer  and  a wink  at  his  companions. 

“ Hullo  tho’,”  says  East,  pulling  up,  and 
taking  another  look  at  Tom,  “this’ll  never  do — 
haven't  you  got  a hat? — we  never  wear  caps 
here.  Only  the  louts  wear  caps.  Bless  you,  if 
you  were  to  go  into  the  quadrangle  with  that 
thing  on,  I — don’t  know  what’d  happen.”  The 
very  idea  was  quite  beyond  young  Master  East, 
and  he  looked  unutterable  things. 

Tom  thought  his  cap  a very  knowing  affair, 
but  confessed  that  he  had  a hat  in  bis  liat-box  ; 
which  was  accordingly  at  once  extracted  from 
the  hind  boot,  and  Tom  equipped  in  his  go-to- 
meeting  roof,  as  his  new  friend  called  it.  But 
this  didn’t  quite  suit  his  fastidious  taste  in  an- 
other minute,  being  too  shiny  ; so,  as  they  walk 
up  the  town,  they  dive  into  Nixon’s  the  hatter’s, 
and  Tom  is  arrayed,  to  his  utter  astonishment 
and  without  paying  for  it,  in  a regulation  cat- 
skin  at  seven-and-sixpence  ; Nixon  undertaking 
to  send  the  best  hat  up  to  the  matron’s  room. 
School-house,  in  half  an  hour. 

“You  can  send  in  a note  for  a tile  on  Mon- 
day, and  make  it  all  right,  you  know,”  said 
Mentor  ; “ we’re  allowed  two  seven-and-sixers  a 
half,  besides  what  we  bring  from  home.” 

Tom  by  tliis  time  began  to  be  conscious  of 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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Ills  new  social  position  and  dignities,  and  to 
luxuriate  in  the  realized  ambition  of  being  a 
public-school  boy  at  last,  with  a vested  right  of 
spoiling  two  seven-and-sixers  in  half  a year. 

‘“You  see,”  said  his  friend,  as  they  strolled 
up  towards  the  school-gates,  in  explanation  of 
his  conc^ict,  “ a great  deal  depends  on  how  a 
fellow  cuts  up  at  first.  If  he’s  got  nothing  odd 
about  him,  and  answers  straightforward,  and 
holds  his  head  up,  he  gets  on.  Now  you’ll  do 
very  well  as  to  rig,  all  but  that  cap.  You  see 
I’m  doing  the  handsome  thing  by  you,  because 
my  father  knows  yours ; besides,  I want  to 
please  the  old  lady.  She  gave  me  half-a-sov 
this  half,  and  perhaps’ll  double  it  next,  if  I 
keep  in  her  good  books.” 

There’s  nothing  for  candor  like  a lower- 
school  boy,  and  East  was  a genuine  specimen — 
frank,  hearty,  and  good-natured,  well  satisfied 
with  himself  and  his  position,  and  chock  full  of 
life  and  spirits,  and  all  the  Rugby  prejudices 
and  traditions  which  he  had  been  able  to  get 
together  in  the  long  course  of  one  half  year 
during  which  he  had  been  at  the  School-house. 

And  Tom,  notwithstanding  his  bumptious- 
ness, felt  friends  with  him  at  once,  and  began 
sucking  in  all  his  ways  and  prejudices,  as  fast 
as  he  could  understand  them. 

East  was  great  in  the  character  of  cicerone ; 
he  carried  Tom  through  the  great  gates,  where 
were  only  two  or  three  boys.  These  satisfied 
themselves  with  the  stock  questions  — “You 
fellow,  what’s  your  name  ? Where  do  you  come 
from  ? How  old  are  you  ? Where  do  you 
board?  and.  What  form  are  you  in?” — and  so 
they  passed  on  through  the  quadrangle  and  a 
small  courtyard,  upon  which  looked  down  a lot 
of  little  windows  (belonging,  as  his  guide  in- 
formed him,  to  some  of  the  School-house  stud- 
ies), into  the  matron’s  room,  where  East  intro- 
duced Tom  to  that  dignitary ; made  him  give 
up  the  key  of  his  trunk,  that  the  matron  might 
unpack  his  linen,  and  told  the  story  of  the  hat 
and  of  his  own  presence  of  mind  : upon  the  re- 
lation whereof  the  matron  laughingly  scolded 
him,  for  the  coolest  new  boy  in  the  house ; and 
East,  indignant  at  the  accusation  of  newness, 
marched  Tom  off  into  the  quadrangle,  and  be- 
gan showing  him  the  schools,  and  examining 
him  as  to  his  literary  attainments ; the  result 
of  which  was  a prophecy  that  they  would  be  in 
tlie  same  form,  and  could  do  their  lessons  to- 
gether. 

“ And  now  come  in  and  see  my  study ; we 
sliall  have  just  time  before  dinner ; and  after- 
wards, before  calling  over,  we’ll  do  the  close.” 

Tom  followed  his  guide  through  the  School- 
house  hall,  which  opens  into  the  quadrangle. 
It  is  a great  room  thirty  feet  long  and  eighteen 
high,  or  thereabouts,  Avith  two  great  tables  run- 
ning the  whole  length,  and  two  large  fire-places 
at  the  side,  with  blazing  fires  in  them,  at  one  of 
which  some  dozen  boys  were  standing  and 
lounging,  some  of  whom  shouted  to  East  to 
stop ; but  he  shot  through  with  his  convoy, 
and  landed  him  in  the  long  dark  passages,  witli 


a large  fire  at  the  end  of  each,  upon  Avliick  the 
studies  opened.  Into  one  of  these,  in  the  bot- 
tom passage.  East  bolted  with  our  hero,  slam- 
ming and  bolting  the  door  behind  them,  in  case 
of  pursuit  from  the  hall,  and  Tom  was  for  the 
first  time  in  a Rugby  boy’s  citadel. 

lie  hadn’t  been  ]>repared  for  separate  studies, 
and  was  not  a little  astonished  and  delighted 
with  the  palace  in  question. 

It  wasn’t  very  large  certainly,  being  about 
six  feet  long  by  four  broad.  It  couldn’t  be 
called  light,  as  there  were  bars  and  a grating  to 
the  Avindow  ; Avhich  little  precautions  Avere  nec- 
essary in  the  studies  on  the  ground  floor  looking 
out  into  the  close,  to  preA'ent  the  exit  of  small 
boys  after  locking  up,  and  the  entrance  of  con- 
traband articles.  But  it  Avas  uncommonly  com- 
fortable to  look  at,  Tom  thought.  The  space 
under  the  Avindow  at  the  farther  end  was  occu- 
pied by  a square  table  covered  with  a reasona- 
bly clean  and  Avhole  red  and  blue  check  table- 
cloth ; a hard-seated  sofa  covered  Avith  red 
stuff  occupied  one  side,  running  up  to  the  end, 
and  making  a seat  for  one,  or  by  sitting  close, 
for  two,  at  the  table  ; and  a good  stout  Avooden 
chair  afforded  a seat  to  another  boy,  so  that 
three  could  sit  and  Avork  together.  The  Avails 
were  wainscoted  half-way  up,  the  Avainscot  be- 
ing covered  with  green  baize,  the  remainder 
Avith  a bright-patterned  paper,  on  Avhich  hung 
three  or  four  prints,  of  dogs’  heads,  Grimaldi 
winning  the  Aylesbury  steeple-chase,  Amy 
Robsart,  the  reigning  Waverley  beauty  of  the 
day,  and  Tom  Crib  in  a posture  of  defense, 
Avhich  did  no  credit  to  the  science  of  that  hero, 
if  truly  represented.  Over  the  door  Avas  a roAv 
of  hat-pegs,  and  on  each  side  bookcases  Avith 
cupboards  at  the  bottom ; shelves  and  cup- 
boards being  filled  indiscriminately  Avith  school- 
books, a cup  or  tAvo,  a mousetrap,  and  candle- 
sticks, leather  straps,  a fustian  bag,  and  some 
curious-looking  articles,  Avhich  puzzled  Tom 
not  a little,  until  his  friend  explained  that  they 
Avere  climbing  irons,  and  shoWed  their  use.  A 
cricket-bat  and  small  fishing-rod  stood  up  in 
one  corner. 

This  Avas  the  residence  of  East  and  another 
boy  in  the  same  form,  and  had  more  interest 
for  Tom  than  Windsor  Castle,  or  any  other 
residence  in  the  British  Isles.  For  was  he  not 
about  to  become  the  joint  owner  of  a similar 
home,  the  first  place  he  could  call  his  OAvn  ? 
One's  OAvn — Avhat  a charm  there  is  in  the 
Avords ! Hoav  long  it  takes  boy  and  man  to 
find  out  their  Avorth ! how  fast  most  of  us  hold 
on  to  them ! faster  and  more  jealously,  the 
nearer  Ave  are  to  that  general  home,  into  Avhich 
Ave  can  take  nothing,  but  must  go  naked  as  aa'c 
came  into  the  Avorld.  When  shall  Ave  learn 
that  he  Avho  multiplieth  possession  multiplieth 
troubles,  and  that  the  one  single  use  of  things 
Avhich  Ave  call  our  OAvn  is  that  they  may  be  his 
Avho  hath  need  of  them  ? 

“And  shall  I haA-o  a study  like  this,  too?” 
said  Tom. 

“ Yes,  of  course,  you’ll  be  chummed  Avith 


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some  fellow  on  Monday,  and  you  can  sit  here 
till  then.” 

“ What  nice  places  !” 

“They’re  well  enough,”  answered  East  pat- 
ronizingly, “ only  uncommon  cold  at  niglits 
sometimes.  Gower — that’s  my  chum — and  I 
make  a fire  with  paper  on  the  floor  after  supper 
generally,  only  that  makes  it  so  smoky.” 

“But  there’s  a big  fire  out  in  the  passage,” 
said  Tom. 

“Precious  little  we  get  out  of  that  tho’,” 
said  East ; “Jones  the  prmpostor  has  the  study 
at  the  fire  end,  and  he  has  rigged  up  an  iron  rod 
and  green  baize  curtain  across  the  passage, 
which  he  draws  at  night,  and  sits  there  with  his 
door  open,  so  he  gets  all  the  fire,  and  hears  if 
we  come  out  of  our  studies  after  eight,  or  make  a 
noise.  However,  he's  taken  to  sitting  in  the 
fifth-form  room  lately,  so  we  do  get  a bit  of 
fire  now  sometimes ; only  to  keep  a sharp  look- 
out that  he  don’t  catch  you  behind  his  curtain 
when  he  comes  down — that’s  all.” 

A quarter  past  one  now  struck,  and  the  bell 
began  tolling  for  dinner,  so  they  went  into  the 
hall  tint!  took  their  places,  Tom  at  the  very  bot- 
tom of  the  second  table,  next  to  the  praepostor 
(who  sat  at  the  end  to  keep  order  there),  and 
East  a few  paces  higher.  And  now  Tom  for 
the  first  time  saw  his  future  schoolfellows  in  a 
body.  In  they  came,  some  hot  and  ruddy  from 
football  or  long  walks,  some  pale  and  chilly  from 
hard  reading  in  their  studies,  some  from  loiter- 
ing over  the  fire  at  the  pastrycook’s,  dainty  mor- 
tals, bringing  with  them  pickles  and  sauce-bot- 
tles to  help  them  with  their  dinners.  And  a 
great  big-bearded  man,  whom  To-m  took  for  a 
master,  began  calling  over  the  names,  while  the 
great  joints  were  being  rapidly  carved  on  the 
third  table  in  the  corner  by  the  old  verger  and 
the  housekeeper.  Tom’s  turn  came  last,  and 
meanwhile  he  was  all  eyes,  looking  first  with  awe 
at  the  great  man  who  sat  close  to  him,  and  was 
helped  first,  and  who  read  a hard-looking  book 
all  the  time  he  w^as  eating ; and  when  he  got 
up  and  walked  off  to  the  fire,  at  the  small  boys 
round  him,  some  of  whom  were  reading,  and  the 
rest  talking  in  whispers  to  one  another,  or  steal- 
ing one  another’s  bread,  or  shooting  pellets,  or 
digging  their  forks  through  the  tablecloth. 
However,  notwithstanding  his  curiosity,  he  man- 
aged to  make  a capital  dinner  by  the  time  the 
big  man  called  “Stand  up !”  and  said  grace. 

As  soon  as  dinner  was  over,  and  Tom  had 
been  questioned  by  such  of  his  neighbors  as 
were  curious  as  to  his  birth,  parentage,  educa- 
tion, and  other  like  matters.  East,  who  evident- 
ly enjoyed  his  new  dignity  of  patron  and  Men- 
tor, proposed  having  a look  at  the  close,  which 
Tom,  athirst  for  knowledge,  gladly  assented  to, 
and  they  went  out  through  the  quadrangle  and 
past  the  big  fives’  court,  into  the  great  play- 
ground. 

“That’s  the  chapel,  you  see,”  said  East, 
“and  there  just  behind  it  is  the  place  for  fights  ; 
you  see  it’s  most  out  of  the  way  of  the  masters, 
who  all  live  on  the  other  side  and  don’t  come 


by  here  after  the  first  lesson  or  callings-ova 
That’s  when  the  fights  come  off.  And  all  th,s 
part  where  we  are  is  the  little  side  ground,  right 
up  to  the  trees,  and  on  the  other  side  of  the 
trees  is  the  big  side  ground,  where  the  great 
matches  are  played.  And  there’s  the  island  in 
the  farthest  corner;  you’ll  know  t^at  well 
enough  next  half,  when  there’s  island  fagging. 
I say,  it’s  horrid  cold,  let’s  have  a run  across 
and  away  went  East,  Tom  close  behind  him. 
East  was  evidently  putting  his  best  foot  fore- 
most, and  Tom,  who  was  mighty  proud  of  his 
running,  and  not  a little  anxious  to  show  his 
friend  that  although  a new  boy  he  was  no  milk- 
sop, laid  himself  down  to  work  in  his  very  best 
style.  Eight  across  the  close  they  went,  each 
doing  all  he  knew,  and  there  wasn't  a yard  be- 
tween them  when  they  pulled  up  at  the  island- 
moat. 

“I say,”  said  East,  as  soon  as  he  got  his  wind, 
looking  with  much  increased  respect  at  Tom, 
“ you  ain’t  a bad  scud,  not  by  no  means.  Well, 
I’m  as  warm  as  toast  now.” 

“ But  why  do  you  wear  white  trowsers  in  No- 
vember ?”  said  Tom.  He  had  been  struck  by 
this  peculiarity  in  the  costume  of  almost  all  the 
School-house  boys. 

‘ ‘ Why,  bless  us,  don’t  you  know  ? No,  I for- 
got. Why,  to  day’s  the  School-house  match. 
Our  house  plays  the  whole  of  the  School  at  foot- 
ball. And  we  all  wear  white  trowsers,  to  show 
’em  we  don’t  care  for  hacks.  You’re  in  luck  to 
come  to-day.  You  just  will  sec  a match  ; and 
Brooke’s  going  to  let  me  play  in  quarters.  That’s 
more  than  he’ll  do  for  any  other  lower-school 
boy,  except  James,  and  he's  fourteen.” 

“ Who’s  Brooke  ?” 

“ Why,  that  big  fellow  who  called  over  at  din- 
ner, to  be  sure.  He’s  cock  of  the  school,  and 
head  of  the  School-house  side,  and  the  best  kick 
and  charger  in  Eugby.” 

“ Oh,  but  do  show  me  where  they  play.  And 
tell  me  about  it.  I love  football  so,  and  have 
played  all  my  life.  Won’t  BrocSke  let  me  play  ?” 

“ Not  he,”  said  East,  with  some  indignation  ; 

‘ ‘ why,  you  don’t  know  the  rules — you’ll  be  a 
month  learning  them.  And  then  it’s  no  joke 
playing-up  in  a match,  I can  tell  you.  Quite 
another  thing  from  j-our  private  scliool  games. 
Why,  there’s  been  two  collar-bones  broken  this 
half,  and  a dozen  fellows  lamed.  And  last  year 
a fellow  had  his  leg  broken.” 

Tom  listened  with  the  profoundest  respect  to 
this  chapter  of  accidents,  and  followed  East 
across  the  level  ground  till  they  came  to  a sort 
of  gigantic  gallows  of  two  poles  eighteen  feet 
high,  fixed  upright  in  the  ground  some  fourteen 
feet  apart,  with  a cross-bar  running  from  one 
to  the  other  at  the  height  of  ten  feet  or  there- 
abouts. 

“ This  is  one  of  the  goals,”  said  East,  “ and 
you  see  the  other,  across  there,  right  opposite, 
under  the  Doctor’s  wall.  Well,  the  match  is 
for  the  best  of  three  goals ; whichever  side  kicks 
two  goals  wins : and  it  won’t  do,  you  see,  just 
to  kick  the  ball  through  these  posts,  it  must  go 


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over  the  cross-bar ; any  heif^ht  ll  do,  so  long  as 
it’s  between  the  posts.  You’ll  have  to  stay  in 
goal  to  touch  the  ball  when  it  rolls  behind  the 
posts,  because  if  the  other  side  touch  it  they 
have  a try  at  goal.  Then  we  fellows  in  quar- 
ters,  we  play  just  about  in  front  of  goal  here, 
and  have  to  turn  the  ball  and  kick  it  back 
before  the  -big  fellows  on  the  other  side  can  fol- 
low it  up.  And  in  front  of  us  all  the  big  fellows 
play,  and  that’s  where  the  scrummages  are 
mostly.” 

Tom’s  respect  increased  as  he  struggled  to 
make  out  his  friend’s  technicalities,  and  the  other 
set  to  work  to  explain  the  mysteries  of  “ off  your 
side,”  “drop-kicks,”  “punts,”  “places,”  and 
the  other  intricacies  of  the  great  science  of  foot- 
ball. 

“ But  how  do  you  keep  the  ball  between  the 
goals  ?”  said  he  ; “ I can't  see  why  it  mightn’t 
go  right  down  to  the  chapel.” 

“Why,  that’s  out  of  play,”  answered  East. 
“You  see  this  gravel-walk  running  down  all 
along  this  side  of  the  playing-ground,  and  the 
line  of  elms  opposite  on  the  other?  Well,  they’re 
the  bounds.  As  soon  as  the  ball  gets  past  thein, 
it’s  in  touch,  and  out  of  play.  And  then  who- 
ever first  touches  it,  has  to  knock  it  straight  out 
amongst  the  players-up,  who  make  two  lines  with 
a space  between  them,  every  fellow  going  on  his 
own  side.  Ain’t  there  just  fine  scrummages 
then ! and  the  three  trees  you  see  there  which 
come  out  into  the  play,  that’s  a tremendous  place 
when  the  ball  hangs  there,  for  you  get  thrown 
against  the  trees,  and  that’s  worse  than  any 
hack.” 

Tom  wondered  within  himself,  as  they  strolled 
back  again  towards  the  fives’  court,  whether  the 
matches  were  really  such  break-neck  affiiirs  as 
East  represented,  and  whether,  if  they  were, 
he  should  ever  get  to  like  them  and  play-up 
well. 

He  hadn’t  long  to  wonder,  however,  for  next 
minute  East  cried  out,  “Hurra!  here’s  the punt- 
about— come  along  and  try  your  hand  at  a kick.” 
The  punt-about  is  the  practice-ball,  which  is  just 
brought  out  and  kicked  about  anyhow  from  one 
boy  to  another  before  callings-over  and  dinner, 
and  at  other  odd  times.  They  joined  the  boys 
who  brought  it  out,  all  small  School-house  fel- 
lows, friends  of  East ; and  Tom  had  the  pleasure 
of  trying  his  skill,  and  performed  very  creditably, 
after  first  driving  his  foot  three  inches  into  the 
ground,  and  then  nearly  kicking  his  leg  into  the 
air,  in  vigorous  efforts  to  aceomplish  a drop-kick 
after  the  manner  of  East. 

Presently  more  boys  and  bigger  came  out,  and 
boys  from  other  houses  on  their  way  to  calling- 
over,  and  more  balls  were  sent  for.  The  crowd 
thickened  as  three  o’clock  approached ; and  when 
the  hour  struck,  one  hundred  and  fifty  boys  were 
hard  at  work.  Then  the  balls  were  held,  the 
master  of  the  week  came  down  in  cap  and  gown 
to  calling-over,  and  the  whole  school  of  three 
hundred  boys  swept  into  the  big  school  to  answer 
to  their  names. 

“I  may  come  in,  mayn’t  I ?”  said  Tom.  catch- 


ing East  by  the  arm  and  longing  to  feel  one  of 
them. 

“Yes,  come  along,  nobody’ll  say  any  tiling. 
You  won’t  be  so  eager  to  get  into  calling-over 
after  a month,”  replied  his  friend  ; and  they 
marched  into  the  big  school  together,  and  up  to 
the  farther  end,  where  that  illustrious  form,  the 
lower  fourth,  wliich  had  the  honor  of  East’s  pat- 
ronage for  the  time-being,  stood. 

The  master  mounted  into  the  high  desk  by 
the  door,  and  one  of  the  praepostors  of  the  week 
stood  by  him  on  the  steps,  the  other  three  march- 
ing up  and  down  the  middle  of  the  school  with 
their  canes,  calling  out  “ Silence,  silence  I”  The 
sixth  form  stood  close  by  the  door  on  the  left, 
some  thirty  in  number,  mostly  great  big  grown 
men,  as  ’rom  thought,  surveying  tliem  from 
a distance  with  awe.  The  fifth  form  behind 

them,  twice  their  number,  and  not  quite  so  big. 
These  on  the  left ; and  on  the  right  the  lower 
fifth,  shell,  and  all  the  junior  forms  in  order; 
while  up  the  middle  marched  the  three  prajpos- 
tors. 

Then  the  praepostor  who  stands  by  the  master 
calls  out  the  names,  beginning  with  the  sixth 
form  ; and  as  he  calls,  each  boy  answers  “ here  ’' 
to  his  name,  and  walks  out.  Some  of  the  sixth 
stop  at  the  door  to  turn  the  whole  string  of 
boys  into  the  close  ; it  is  a great  match  day, 
and  every  boy  in  the  school,  will-he,  nill-he, 
must  be  there.  The  rest  of  the  sixth  go  forward 
into  the  close,  to  see  that  no  one  escapes  by  any 
of  the  side  gates. 

To-day,  however,  being  the  School-house 
match,  none  of  the  School-house  praapostors  stay 
by  the  door  to  watch  for  truants  of  their  side ; 
there  is  carte  hlanche  to  the  School-house  fags  to 
go  where  they  like  : “ They  trust  to  our  honor,” 
as  East  proudly  informs  Tom  ; “ they  know- 
very  well  that  no  School-house  boy  would  cut 
the  match.  If  he  did,  we’d  very  soon  cut  him, 
I can  tell  you.” 

The  master  of  the  week  being  short-sighted, 
and  the  praepostors  of  the  week  small,  and  not 
well  up  to  their  work,  the  lower-school  boys 
employ  the  ten  minutes  which  elapse  before  their 
names  are  called,  in  pelting  one  another  vigorous- 
ly with  acorns,  which  fly  about  in  all  directions. 
The  small  praepostors  dash  in  every  now  and 

then,  and  generally  chastise  some  quiet,  timid 
boy,  who  is  equally  afraid  of  acorns  and  canes, 
while  the  principal  performers  get  dexterously 
out  of  the  way  ; and  so  calling-over  rolls  on 
somehow,  much  like  the  big  world,  punishments 
lighting  on  wrong  shoulders,  and  matters  going 
generally  in  a queer,  cross-grained  way,  but  the 
end  coming  somehow,  which  is  after  all  the  great 
point.  And  now  the  master  of  the  week  has 
finished,  and  locked  up  the  big  school ; and  the 
praepostors  of  the  week  come  out,  sweeping  the 
last  remnant  of  the  School  fags — who  had  been 
loafing  about  the  corners  by  the  fives’  court,  in 
hopes  of  a chance  of  bolting — before  them  into 
the  close. 

“Hold  the  punt-about!”  ‘‘To  the  goals!” 
are  the  cries,  and  all  stray  balls  are  impounded 


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by  the  authorities  ; aud  the  whole  mass  of  boys 
moves  up  towards  the  two  goals,  dividing  as  they 
go  into  three  bodies.  That  little  band  on  the 
left,  consisting  of  from  fifteen  to  twenty  boys, 
Tom  amongst  them,  who  are  making  for  the 
goal  under  the  School-house  wall,  are  the  School- 
house  boys  who  are  not  to  play-up,  and  have  to 
stay  in  goal.  The  larger  body  moving  to  the 
island  goal  are  the  School  boys  in  a like  pre- 
dicament. The  great  mass  in  the  middle  are 
the  players-up,  both  sides  mingled  together ; 
they  are  hanging  their  jackets,  and  all  who 
mean  real  work,  their  hats,  waistcoats,  neck- 
handkerchiefs,  and  braces,  on  the  railings  round 
the  small  trees  ; and  there  they  go  by  twos  and 
threes  up  to  their  respective  grounds.  There  is 
none  of  the  color  and  tastiness  of  get-up,  you 
will  perceive,  which  lends  such  a life  to  the  pres- 
ent game  at  Rugby,  making  the  dullest  and 
worst  fought  match  a pretty  sight.  Now  each 
house  has  its  own  uniform  of  cap  and  jersey,  of 
some  lively  color : but  at  the  time  we  are  speak- 
ing of,  plush  caps  have  not  yet  come  in,  or 
uniforms  of  any  sort,  except  the  School-house 
white  trowsers,  which  are  abominably  cold  to- 
day ; let  us  get  to  work,  bare-headed  and  girded 
with  our  plain  leather  straps — but  we  mean  busi- 
ness, gentlemen. 

And  now  that  the  two  sides  have  fairly  sun- 
dered, and  each  occupies  its  own  ground,  and 
we  get  a good  look  at  them,  what  absurdity  is 
this  ? You  don’t  mean  to  say  that  those  fifty  or 
sixty  boys  in  white  trowsers,  many  of  them  quite 
small,  are  going  to  play  that  huge  mass  opposite  ? 
Indeed  I do,  gentlemen  ; they’re  going  to  try,  at 
any  rate,  and  won’t  make  such  a bad  fight  of  it 
either,  mark  my  word ; for  hasn’t  old  Brooke 
won  the  toss,  with  his  lucky  halfpenny,  and  got 
choice  of  goals  and  kick-off  ? The  new  ball  you 
may  see  lie  there  quite  by  itself,  in  the  middle, 
pointing  towards  the  School  or  island  goal;  in 
another  minute  it  will  be  well  on  its  way  there. 
Use  that  minute  in  remarking  how  the  School- 
house  side  is  drilled.  You  will  see,  in  the  first 
place,  that  the  sixth-form  boy  who  has  the  charge 
of  goal  has  spread  his  force  (the  goal-keepers)  so  as 
to  occupy  the  whole  space  behind  the  goal-posts, 
at  distances  of  about  five  yards  apart ; a safe 
and  well-kept  goal  is  the  foundation  of  all  good 
play.  Old  Brooke  is  talking  to  the  captain  of 
quarters  ; and  now  he  moves  away.  See  how 
thatyoungster  spreads  his  men  (the  light  brigade) 
carefully  over  the  ground,  half-way  between 
their  own  goal  and  the  body  of  their  own  play- 
ers-up (the  heavy  brigade).  These  again  play 
in  several  bodies ; there  is  young  Brooke  and 
the  bull-dogs — mark  them  well — they  are  the 
“fighting  brigade,”  the  “die-hards,”  larking 
aliout  at  leap-frog  to  keep  themselves  warm, 
and  playing  tricks  on  one  another.  And  on 
each  side  of  old  Brooke,  who  is  now  standing  in 
the  middle  of  the  ground  and  just  going  to  kick- 
off, you  see  a separate  wing  of  players-up,  each 
with  a boy  of  acknowledged  prowess  to  look  to 
— here  Warner,  and  there  Hedge  ; but  over  all 
is  old  Brooke,  absolute  as  he  of  Russia,  but 


wisely  and  bravely  ruling  over  willing  and  wor- 
shipping subjects,  a true  football  king.  . His 
face  is  earnest  and  careful  as  he  glances  a last 
time  over  his  array,  but  full  of  pluck  and  hope, 
the  sort  of  look  I hope  to  see  in  my  general 
when  I go  out  to  fight. 

The  School  side  is  not  organized  in  the  same 
way.  The  goal-keepers  are  all  in  lumps,  any- 
how and  no-how ; you  can’t  distinguish  between 
the  players-up  and  the  boys  in  quarters,  and 
there  is  divided  leadership ; but  with  such  odds 
in  strength  and  weight  it  must  take  more  than 
that  to  hinder  them  from  winning;  and  so  their 
leaders  seem  to  think,  for  they  let  the  players-up 
manage  themselves. 

But  now  look,  there  is  a slight  move  forward 
of  the  School-house  wings;  a shout  of  “Are 
you  ready?”  and  loud  affirmative  reply.  Old 
Brooke  takes  half  a dozen  quick  steps,  and  away 
goes  the  ball  spinning  towards  the  School  goal ; 
seventy  yards  before  it  touches  ground,  and  at 
no  point  above  twelve  or  fifteen  feet  high,  a 
model  kick-off ; and  the  School-house  cheer  and 
rush  on  ; the  ball  is  returned,  and  they  meet  it 
and  drive  it  back  amongst  the  masses  of  the 
School  already  in  motion.  Then  the  two  sides 
clo.se,  and  you  can  see  nothing  for  minutes  but 
a swaying  crowd  of  boys,  at  one  point  violently 
I agitated.  That  is  where  the  ball  is,  and  there 
are  the  keen  players  to  be  met,  and  the  glory 
I and  the  hard  knocks  to  be  got : you  hear  the 
dull  thud  thud  of  the  ball,  and  the  shouts  of 
“Off  your  side,”  “Down  with  him,”  “Put 
him  over,”  “Bravo.”  This  is  what  we  call  “a 
scrummage,”  gentlemen,  and  the  first  scrum- 
^ mage  in  a School-house  match  was  no  joke  in 
the  consulship  of  Plancus. 

But  see ! it  has  broken ; the  ball  is  driA'en 
out  on  the  School-house  side,  and  a rush  of  the 
School  carries  it  past  the  School-house  players- 
up.  “Look  out  in  quarters,”  Brooke’s  and 
twenty  other  voices  ring  out.  No  need  to  call, 
though : the  School-house  captain  of  quarters 
has  caught  it  on  the  bound,  dodges  the  fore- 
most School  boys  who  are  heading  the  rush, 
and  sends  it  back  with  a good  drop-kick  well 
into  the  enemy’s  country.  And  then  follows 
rush  upon  rush,  and  scrummage  upon  scrum- 
mage,  the  ball  now  driven  through  into  the 
School-house  quarters,  and  now  into  the  School 
' goal ; for  the  School-house  have  not  lost  the 
advantage  which  the  kick-off  and  a slight  wind 
' gave  them  at  the  outset,  and  are  slightly  “pen- 

* ning  ” their  adversaries.  You  say,  you  don't 
' see  much  in  it  all;  nothing  but  a struggling 

mass  of  boys,  and  a leather  ball,  which  seems  to 
excite  them  all  to  great  fury,  as  a red  rag  does 
' a bull.  My  dear  sir,  a battle  would  look  much 

* the  same  to  you,  except  that  the  boys  would 
' be  men,  and  the  balls  iron  ; but  a battle  would 

be  worth  your  looking  at,  for  all  that,  and  so  is 
a football  match.  You  can’t  be  expected  to 
j appreciate  the  delicate  strokes  of  play,  the  turns 
by  which  a game  is  lost  and  won — it  takes  an 
old  player  to  do  that,  but  the  broad  philosophy 
of  football  you  can  understand  if  you  viU 


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Come  along  with  me  a little  nearer,  and  let  us 
consider  it  together. 

The  ball  has  just  fallen  again  where  the  two 
sides  are  thickest,  and  they  close  rapidly  around 
it  in  a scrummage ; it  must  be  driven  through 
now  by  force  or  skill,  till  it  flies  out  on  one  side 
or  the  other.  Look  how  ditferently  the  boys 
face  it!  Here  come  two  of  the  bull-dogs, 
bursting  through  the  outsiders ; in  they  go, 
straight  to  the  heart  of  the  scrummage,  bent  on 
driving  that  ball  out  on  the  opposite  side.  That 
is  what  they  mean  to  do.  My  sons,  my  sons ! 
you  are  too  hot ; you  have  gone  past  the  ball, 
and  must  struggle  now  right  through  the  scrum- 
mage, and  get  round  and  back  again  to  your 
own  side,  before  you  can  be  of  any  further  use. 
Here  comes  young  Brooke ; he  goes  in  as 
straight  as  you,  but  keeps  his  head,  and  backs 
and  bends,  holding  himself  still  behind  the  ball, 
and  driving  it  furiously  when  he  gets  the  chance. 
Take  a leaf  out  of  his  book,  you  young  chargers. 
Here  come  Speedicut,  and  Flashman,  the  School- 
house  bully,  with  shouts  and  great  action. 
Won’t  you  two  come  up  to  young  Brooke,  after 
locking-up,  by  the  School-house  Are,  with  “Old 
fellow,  wasn’t  that  just  a splendid  scrummage 
by  the  three  trees!”  But  he  knows  you,  and 
so  do  we.  You  don’t  really  want  to  drive  that 
ball  through  that  scrummage,  chancing  all  hurt 
for  the  glory  of  the  School-house — but  to  make 
us  think  that’s  what  you  want — a vastlv  ditfer- 
ent  thing;  and  fellows  of  your  kidney  will  never 
go  through  more  than  tlie  skirts  of  a scrum- 
mage, where  it’s  all  push  and  no  kicking.  We 
respect  boys  who  keep  out  of  it,  and  don’t  sham 
going  in  ; but  you — we  had  rather  not  say  what 
we  think  of  you. 

Then  the  boys  who  are  bending  and  watch- 
ing on  the  outside,  mark  them — they  are  most 
useful  players,  the  dodgers;  who  seize  on  the 
hall  the  moment  it  rolls  out  from  amongst  the 
chargors,  and  away  with  it  across  to  the  oppo- 
site goal ; they  seldom  go  into  the  scrummage, 
but  must  have  more  coolness  than  the  cliargers : 
as  endless  as  are  boys’  characters,  so  are  their 
ways  of  facing  or  not  facing  a scrummage  at 
football. 

Three-quarters  of  an  hour  are  gone;  first 
w’inds  are  failing,  and  weight  and  numbers  be- 
ginning to  tell.  Yard  by  yard  the  School-house 
have  been  driven  back,  contesting  every  inch 
of  ground.  The  bull-dogs  are  the  color  of 
mother  earth  from  shoulder  to  ankle,  except 
young  Brooke,  who  has  a marvellous  knack  of 
keeping  his  legs.  The  School-house  ai’e  being 
penned  in  their  turn,  and  now  the  ball  is  behind 
their  goal,  under  the  Doctor’s  wall.  The  Doctor 
and  some  of  his  family  are  there  looking  on, 
and  seem  as  anxious  as  any  boy  for  the  success 
of  the  School-house.  We  get  a minute’s  breath- 
ing-time before  old  Brooke  kicks  out,  and  he 
gives  the  word  to  play  strongly  for  touch,  by 
the  three  trees.  Away  goes  the  ball,  and  the 
bull-dogs  after  it,  and  in  another  minute  there 
is  a shout  of  “In  touch,”  “ Our  ball.”  Now’s 
your  time,  old  Brooke,  while  your  men  are  still  ] 


fresh.  He  stands  with  the  ball  in  his  hand, 
while  the  two  sides  form  in  deep  lines  opposite 
one  another : he  must  strike  it  straight  out  be- 
tween them.  Tlie  lines  are  thickest  close  to 
him,  but  young  Brooke  and  two  or  three  of  his 
men  are  shifting  up  farther,  where  the  opposite 
line  is  weak.  Old  Brooke  strikes  it  out  straight 
and  strong,  and  it  falls  opposite  his  brother. 
Hurrah!  that  rush  has  taken  it  right  through 
the  School  line,  and  away  past  the  three  trees, 
far  into  their  quarters,  and  young  Brooke  and 
the  bull-dogs  are  close  upon  it.  The  School 
leaders  rush  back,  shouting  “Look  out  in  goal !” 
and  strain  every  nerve  to  catch  him,  but  they 
are  after  the  fleetest  foot  in  Rugby.  Tliere 
they  go  straight  for  the  School  goal-posts,  quar- 
ters scattering  before  them.  One  after  another 
the  bull-dogs  go  down,  but  young  Brooke  holds 
on.  “He  is  down.”  No!  a long  stagger,  but 
the  danger  is  past;  that  was  the  shock  of 
Crew,  the  most  dangerous  of  dodgers.  And 
now  he  is  close  to  the  School  goal,  the  ball  not 
three  yards  before  him.  There  is  a hurried 
rush  of  the  School  fags  to  the  spot,  but  no  one 
throws  himself  on  the  ball,  the  only  chance, 
and  young  Brooke  has  touched  it  right  under 
the  School  goal-posts. 

The  School  leaders  come  up  furious,  and  ad- 
minister toco  to  the  wretched  fags  nearest  at 
hand  ; they  may  well  be  angry,  for  it  is  all 
Lombard-street  to  a china  orange  that  the 
School-house  kick  a goal  with  the  ball  touched 
in  such  a good  place.  Old  Brooke  of  course 
will  kick  it  out,  but  who  shall  catch  and  place 
it?  Call  Crab  Jones.  Here  he  comes,  saun- 
tering along  with  a straw  in  his  mouth,  the 
queerest,  coolest  fish  in  Rugby:  if  he  were 
tumbled  into  the  moon  this  minute,  he  would 
just  pick  himself  up  without  taking  his  hands 
out  of  his  pockets  or  turning  a hair.  But  it  is 
a moment  when  the  boldest  charger’s  heart  beats 
quick.  Old  Brooke  stands  with  the  ball  under 
his  arm  motioning  the  School  back  ; he  will 
not  kick-out  till  they  are  all  in  goal,  behind  the 
posts ; they  are  all  edging  forward,  inch  by 
inch,  to  get  nearer  for  the  rush  at  Crab  Jones, 
who  stands  there  in  front  of  old  Brooke  to 
catch  the  ball.  If  they  can  reach  and  destroy 
him  before  he  catches,  the  danger  is  over ; and 
with  one  and  the  same  rush  they  will  carry  it 
right  away  to  the  School-house  goal.  Fond 
hope!  it  is  kicked  out  and  caught  beautifully. 
Crab  strikes  his  heel  into  the  ground,  to  mark 
the  spot  where  the  ball  was  caught,  beyond 
which  the  School  line  may  not  advance ; but 
there  they  stand,  five  deep,  ready  to  rush  the 
moment  the  ball  touches  the  ground.  Take 
plenty  of  room ! don’t  give  the  rush  a chance 
of  reaching  you!  place  it  true  and  steady! 
Trust  Crab  Jones — he  has  made  a small  hole 
with  his  heel  for  the  ball  to  lie  on,  by  which  he 
is  resting  on  one  knee,  with  his  eye  on  old 
Brooke.  “Now!”  Crab  places  the  ball  at  the 
w'ord,  old  Brooke  kicks,  and  it  rises  slowly  and 
truly  as  the  School  rush  forward. 

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up  at  the  spinning  ball.  There  it  flies,  straight 
between  the  two  posts,  some  live  feet  above  the 
cross-bar,  an  unquestioned  goal ; and  a shout  of 
real  genuine  joy  rings  out  from  the  School-house 
players-up,  and  a faint  echo  of  it  comes  over 
the  close  from  the  goal-keepers  under  the  Doc- 
tor’s wall.  A goal  in  the  first  hour — such  a 
thing  hasn’t  been  done  in  the  School-house 
match  these  five  years. 

“Over!”  is  the  cry:  the  two  sides  change 
goals,  and  the  School-house  goal-keepers  come 
threading  their  way  across  through  the  masses 
of  the  School ; the  most  openly  triumphant  of 
them,  amongst  whom  is  Tom,  a School-house 
boy  of  two  hours’  standing,  getting  their  ears 
boxed  in  the  transit.  Tom  indeed  is  excited 
beyond  measure,  and  it  is  all  the  sixth-form 
boy,  kindest  and  safest  of  goal-keepers,  has  been 
able  to  do,  to  keep  him  from  rusliing  out  when- 
ever the  ball  has  been  near  their  goal.  So  he 
holds  him  by  his  side,  and  instructs  him  in  the 
science  of  touching. 

At  this  moment  Griffith,  the  itinerant  vender 
of  oranges  from  Hill  Morton,  enters  the  close 
with  his  heavy  baskets ; there  is  a rush  of  small 
boys  upon'  the  little  pale-faced  man,  the  two 
sides  mingling  together,  subdued  by  the  great 
Goddess  Thirst,  like  the  English  and  French  by 
the  streams  in  the  Pyrenees.  The  leaders  are 
past  oranges  and  apples,  but  some  of  them  visit 
their  coats,  and  apply  innocent-looking  ginger- 
beer  bottles  to  their  mouths.  It  is  no  ginger- 
beer  though,  I fear,  and  will  do  you  no  good. 
One  short  mad  rush,  and  then  a stitch  in  the 
side,  and  no  more  honest  play;  that’s  what 
comes  of  those  bottles. 

But  now  Griffith’s  baskets  are  empty,  the 
ball  is  placed  again  midway,  and  the  School  are 
going  to  kick  off.  Their  leaders  have  sent  their 
lumber  into  goal,  and  rated  the  rest  soundly, 
and  one  hundred  and  twenty  picked  players-up 
are  there,  bent  on  retrieving  the  game.  They 
are  to  keep  the  ball  in  front  of  the  School-house 
goal,  and  then  to  drive  it  in  by  sheer  strength 
and  weight.  They  mean  heavy  play  and  no 
mistake,  and  so  old  Brooke  sees;  and  places 
Crab  Jones  in  quarters  just  before  the  goal,  with 
four  or  five  picked  players,  who  are  to  keep  the 
ball  away  to  the  sides,  where  a try  at  goal,  if 
obtained,  will  be  less  dangerous  than  in  front. 
He  himself,  and  Warner  and  Hedge,  who  have 
saved  themselves  till  now,  will  lead  the  charges. 

“Are  you  ready?”  “Yes.”  And  away 
comes  the  ball  kicked  high  in  the  air,  to  give 
the  School  time  to  rush  on  and  catch  it  as  it 
falls.  And  here  they  are  amongst  us.  Meet 
them  like  Englishmen,  you  School-house  boys, 
and  charge  them  home.  Now  is  the  time  to 
show  what  mettle  is  in  you — and  there  shall  be 
a warm  seat  by  the  hall  fire,  and  honor,  and 
lots  of  bottled  beer  to-night,  for  him  who  does 
his  duty  in  the  next  half-hour.  And  they  are 
well  met.  Again  and  again  the  cloud  of  their 
players-up  gathers  before  our  goal,  and  comes 
threatening  on,  and  Warner  or  Hedge,  with 
young  Brooke  and  the  relics  of  the  bull-dogs, 


break  through  and  carry  the  hall  back : and 
old  Brooke  ranges  the  field  like  Job’s  war- 
horse  ; the  thickest  scrummage  parts  asunder 
before  his  rush,  like  the  waves  before  a clipper’s 
bows ; his  cheery  voice  rings  over  the  field,  and 
his  eye  is  everywhere.  And  if  these  miss  the 
ball,  and  it  rolls  dangerously  in  front  of  our 
goal.  Crab  Jones  and  his  men  have  seized  it 
and  sent  it  away  towards  the  sides  with  the  un- 
erring drop-kick.  This  is  worth  living  for ; the 
whole  sum  of  school-boy  existence  gathered  up 
into  one  straining,  struggling  half-hour,  a half- 
hour  worth  a year  of  common  life. 

The  quarter  to  five  has  struck,  and  the  play 
slackens  for  a minute  before  goal ; but  there  is 
Crew,  the  artful  dodger,  driving  the  ball  in  be- 
hind our  goal,  on  the  island  side,  where  our 
quarters  are  weakest.  Is  there  no  one  to  meet 
him  ? Yes ! look  at  little  East ! the  ball  is  just 
at  equal  distances  between  the  two,  and  they 
rush  together,  the  young  man  of  seventeen  and 
the  boy  of  twelve,  and  kick  it  at  the  same  mo- 
ment. Crew  passes  on  without  a stagger ; East 
is  hurled  forward  by  the  shock,  and  plunges  on 
his  shoulder,  as  if  he  would  bury  himself  in  the 
ground ; but  the  ball  rises  straight  into  the  air, 
and  falls  behind  Crew’s  back,  while  the  “bravos” 
of  the  School-house  attest  the  pluckiest  charge 
of  all  that  hard-fought  day.  Warner  picks  East 
up  lame  and  half-stunned,  and  he  hobbles  back 
into  goal,  conscious  of  having  played  the  man. 

And  now  the  last  minutes  are  come,  and  the 
School  gather  for  their  last  rush  every  boy  of 
the  hundred  and  twenty  who  has  a run  left  in 
him.  Reckless  of  the  defense  of  their  own  goal, 
on  they  come  across  the  level  big-side  ground, 
the  ball  well  down  amongst  them,  straight  for 
our  goal,  like  the  column  of  the  Old  Guard  up 
the  slope  at  Waterloo.  All  former  charges 
have  been  child’s  play  to  this.  Warner  and 
Hedge  have  met  them,  but  still  on  they  come. 
The  bull-dogs  rush  in  for  the  last  time ; they  are 
hurled  over  or  carried  back,  striving  hand,  foot, 
and  eyelids.  Old  Brooke  comes  sweeping  round 
the  skirts  of  the  play,  and,  turning  short  round, 
picks  out  the  very  heart  of  the  scrummage,  and 
plunges  in.  It  wavers  for  a moment — he  has 
the  ball!  No,  it  has  passed  him,  and  his  voice 
rings  out  clear  over  the  advancing  tide,  “Look 
out  in  goal.”  Crab  Jones  catches  it  for  a mo- 
ment ; but  before  he  can  kick,  the  rush  is  upon 
him  and  passes  over  him  ; and  he  picks  himself 
up  behind  them  with  his  straw  in  his  mouth,  a 
little  dirtier,  but  as  cool  as  ever. 

The  ball  rolls  slowly  in  behind  the  School- 
house  goal  not  three  yards  in  front  of  a dozen 
of  the  biggest  School  players-up. 

There  stand  the  School-house  prrepostor,  safest 
of  goal-keepers,  and  Tom  Brown  by  his  side,  who 
has  learned  his  trade  by  this  time.  Now  is  your 
time,  Tom.  The  blood  of  all  the  Browns  is  up, 
and  the  two  rush  in  together,  and  throw  them- 
selves on  the  ball,  under  the  very  feet  of  the  ad- 
vancing column  ; the  praepostor  on  his  hands 
and  knees  arching  his  back,  and  Tom  all  along 
on  his  face.  Over  them  tojiple  the  leaders  of 


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the  rush,  shooting  over  the  back  of  the  prtepos- 
tor,  but  falling  flat  on  Tom,  and  knocking  all 
the  wind  out  of  his  small  carcass,  “ Our  ball,” 
says  the  pra;postor,  rising  with  his  prize,  “but 
get  up  there,  there’s  a little  fellow  under  you.” 
They  are  hauled  and  roll  off"  him,  and  Tom  is 
discovered  a motionless  body. 

Old  Brooke  picks  him  up.  “ Stand  back, 
give  him  air,”  he  says ; and  then  feeling  his 
limbs,  adds,  “No  bones  broken.  How  do  you 


feel,  young  un  ?”  “Ilah-hah,”  gasps  Tom  as 
his  wind  comes  back,  “pretty  well,  thank  you 
— all  right.” 

“ Who  is  he  ?”  says  Brooke.  “ Oh,  it’s  Brown, 
he’s  a new  boy ; I know  him,”  says  East,  com- 
ing up.  “Well,  he  is  a plucky  youngster,  and 
will  make  a player,”  says  Brooke, 

And  five  o’clock  strikes.  “No  side  ” is  call- 
ed, and  the  first  day  of  the  School-house  match 
is  over. 


tom’s  fiest  exploit  at  footeall. 


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CHAPTER  VI. 

AFTER  THE  MATCH. 

“ — Some  food  we  liad.” — Siiakspeae3. 

’Er  TToTor  I'Mi. — TheOCB.  Id. 

As  the  boys  scattered  away  from  tlm  ground, 
and  East,  leaning  on  Tom’s  arm  and  limping 
along,  \yas  beginning  to  consider  what  luxury 
they  should  go  and  buy  for  tea  to  celebrate  that 
glorious  victory,  the  two  Brookes  came  striding 
by.  Old  Brooke  caught  sight  of  East  and  stop- 
ped ; put  his  hand  kindly  on  his  shoulder  and 
said,  “Bravo,  youngster,  you  played  famously; 
not  much  the  matter,  I hope?” 

“No,  nothing  at  all,”  said  East,  “ only  a lit- 
tle twist  from  that  charge.” 

“Well,  mind  and  get  all  right  for  next  Satur- 
day;” and  the  leader  passed  on,  leaving  East 
better  for  those  few  words  than  all  the  opodel- 
doc in  England  would  have  made  him,  and 
Tom  ready  to  give  one  of  his  ears  for  as  much 
notice.  Ah ! light  words  of  those  whom  we 
love  and  honor,  what  a power  ye  are,  and  how 
carelessly  wielded  by  those  who  can  use  you ! 
Surely  for  these  things  also  God  will  ask  an 
account. 

“Tea’s  directly  after  locking-up,  you  see,” 
said  East,  hobbling  along  as  fast  as  he  could, 
“so  you  come  along  down  to  Sally  Harrowell’s ; 
that’s  our  School-house  tuck  shop — she  bakes 
such  stunning  murphies,  we’ll  have  a penn’orth 
each  for  tea ; come  along,  or  they’ll  all  be  gone.” 
Tom’s  new  purse  and  money  burnt  in  his 
pocket;  he  wondered,  as  they  toddled  through 
the  quadrangle  and  along  the  street,  whether 
East  would  be  insulted  if  he  suggested  further 
extravagance,  as  he  had  not  sufficient  faith  in  a 
pennyworth  of  potatoes.  At  last  he  blurted 
out — 

‘ ‘ I say.  East,  can’t  we  get  something  else  be- 
sides potatoes  ? I’ve  got  lots  of  money,  you 
know.” 

“ Bless  us,  yes,  I forgot,”  said  East,  “ you’ve 
only  just  come.  “You  see  all  my  tin’s  been 
gone  this  twelve  weeks  ; it  hardly  ever  lasts  be- 
yond the  first  fortnight;  and  our  allowances 
were  all  stopped  this  morning  for  broken  win- 
dows, so  I haven’t  got  a penny.  I’ve  got  a tick 
at  Sally’s,  of  course ; but  then  I hate  running 
it  high,  you  see,  towards  the  end  of  the  half, 
’cause  one  has  to  shell  out  for  it  all  directly 
one  comes  back,  and  that’s  a bore.” 

Tom  didn’t  understand  much  of  this  talk,  but 
seized  on  the  fact  that  East  had  no  money,  and 
was  denying  himself  some  little  pet  luxury  in 
consequence.  “ Well,  what  shall  I buy?”  said 
he;  “ I’m  uncommon  hungry.” 

“I  say,”  said  East,  stopping  to  look  at  him 
and  rest  his  leg,  “you’re  a trump.  Brown.  I’ll 
do  the  same  by  you  next  half.  Let’s  have  a 
pound  of  sausages,  then ; that’s  the  best  grub 
for  tea  I know  of.” 

“Very  well,”  said  Tom,  as  pleased  as  possi- 
ble ; “where  do  they  sell  them ?” 

“ Oh,  over  here,  just  opposite;”  and  they 
crossed  the  street  and  walked  into  the  cleanest 


little  front  room  of  a small  house,  half  parlor, 
half  shop,  and  bought  a pound  of  most  particu- 
lar sausages ; East  talking  pleasantly  to  Mrs. 
Porter  while  she  put  them  in  paper,  and  Tom 
doing  the  paying  part. 

From  Porter’s  they  adjourned  to  Sally  Har- 
rowell’s,  where  they  found  a lot  of  School-house 
boys  waiting  for  the  roast  pototoes,  and  relating 
their  own  exploits  in  the  day’s  match  at  the  top 
of  their  voices.  The  street  opened  at  once  into 
Sally’s  kitchen,  a low  brick-floored  room,  with 
large  recess  for  fire,  and  chimney-corner  seats. 
Poor  little  Sally,  the  most  good-natured  and 
much  enduring  of  womankind,  was  bustling 
about  with  a napkin  in  her  hand,  from  her  own 
oven  to  those  of  the  neighbors’  cottages,  up  the 
yard  at  the  back  of  the  house.  Stumps,  her 
husband,  a short  easy-going  shoemaker,  with  a 
beery  humorous  eye  and  ponderous  calves,  who 
lived  mostly  on  his  wife’s  earnings,  stood  in  a 
corner  of  the  room,  exchanging  shots  of  the 
roughest  description  of  repartee  with  every  boy 
in  turn.  “ Stumps,  you  lout,  you’ve  had  too 
much  beer  again  to-day.”  “ ’Twasn’t  of  your 
paying  for,  then.” — “Stump’s  calves  are  run- 
ning dow'n  into  his  ankles  ; they  want  to  get  to 
grass.”  “Better  be  doing  that,  than  gone  al- 
together like  yours,”  etc.,  etc.  Very  poor  stuff 
it  was,  but  it  served  to  make  time  pass ; and 
every  now  and  then  Sally  arrived  in  the  mid- 
dle with  a smoking  tin  of  potatoes,  which  was 
cleared  off  in  a few  seconds,  each  boy  as  he 
seized  his  lot  running  off  to  the  house  with 
“Put  me  down  two-penn’orth,  Sally;”  “Put 
down  three-penn’orth  between  me  and  Davis,” 
etc.  How  she  ever  kept  the  accounts  so  straight 
as  she  did,  in  her  head  and  on  her  slate,  was  a 
perfect  wonder. 

East  and  Tom  got  served  at  last,  and  started 
back  for  the  School-house  just  as  the  locking-up 
bell  began  to  ring  ; East  on  the  way  recounting 
the  life  and  adventures  of  Stumps,  who  was  a 
character.  Amongst  his  other  small  avocations, 
he  was  the  hind  carrier  of  a sedan-chair,  the 
last  of  its  race,  in  which  the  Rugby  ladies  still 
went  out  to  tea,  and  in  which,  when  he  was 
fairly  harnessed  and  carrying  a load,  it  was  the 
delight  of  small  and  mischievous  boys  to  follow 
him  and  whip  his  calves.  This  was  too  much 
for  the  temper  even  of  Stumps,  and  he  would 
pursue  his  tormentors  in  a vindictive  and  apo- 
plectic manner  when  released,  but  was  easily 
pacified  by  twopence  to  buy  beer  with. 

The  lower  schoolboys  of  the  School-house, 
some  fifteen  in  number,  had  tea  in  the  lower- 
fifth  school,  and  Avere  presided  OA’er  by  the  old 
verger  or  head-porter.  Each  boy  had  a quarter 
of  a loaf  of  bread  and  pat  of  butter,  and  as  much 
tea  as  he  pleased  ; and  there  was  scarcely  one 
who  didn’t  add  to  this  some  further  luxury, 
such  as  baked  potatoes,  a herring,  sprats,  or 
something  of  the  sort ; but  few,  at  this  period 
of  the  half-year,  could  live  up  to  a pound  of 
Porter’s  sausages,  and  East  was  in  great  mag- 
nificence upon  the  strength  of  theirs.  He  had 
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Tom  to  toast  the  sausages,  while  he  mounted 
guard  over  their  butter  and  potatoes  ; “ ’cause,” 
as  he  explained,  “you’re  a new  boy,  and  they’ll 
play  you  some  trick  and  get  our  butter,  but  you 
can  toast  just  as  well  as  I.”  So  Tom,  in  the 
midst  of  three  or  four  more  urchins  similarly 
employed,  toasted  his  face  and  the  sausages  at 
the  same  time  before  the  huge  fire,  till  the  lat- 
ter cracked,  when  East  from  his  watch-tower 
shouted  that  they  were  done  ; and  then  the  feast 
proceeded,  and  the  festive  cups  of  tea  were  filled 
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and  emptied,  and  Tom  imparted  of  the  sausages 
in  small  bits  to  many  neighbors,  and  thought 
he  had  never  tasted  such  good  potatoes  or  seen 
such  jolly  boys.  Thej'  on  their  parts  waived 
all  ceremony,  and  pegged  away  at  the  sausages 
and  potatoes,  and,  remembering  Tom’s  per- 
formance in  goal,  voted  East’s  new  crony  a 
brick.  After  tea,  and  while  the  things  were 
being  cleared  away,  they  gathered  round  the  fire, 
and  the  talk  on  the  match  still  went  on  ; and 
those  who  had  them  to  show,  pulled  up  their 


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trowsers  and  showed  the  hacks  they  had  received 
in  the  good  cause. 

They  were  soon  however  all  turned  out  of 
the  school,  and  East  conducted  Tom  up  to  his 
bedroom,  that  he  might  get  on  clean  things  and 
wash  himself  before  singing. 

“What’s  singing?”  said  Tom,  taking  his 
head  out  of  his  basin,  where  he  had  been  plung- 
ing it  in  cold  water. 

“ Well,  you  are  jolly  green,”  answered  his 
friend  from  a neighboring  basin.  “Why,  the 
last  six  Saturdays  of  every  half,  we  sing,  of 
course  : and  this  is  the  first  of  them.  No  first 
lesson  to  do,  you  know,  and  lie  in  bed  to-mor- 
row morning.” 

“ But  who  sings  ?” 

“ Why,  every  body,  of  course  ; you’ll  see  soon 
enough.  We  begin  directly  after  supper,  and 
sing  till  bed-time.  It  ain’t  such  good  fun  now 
tho’  as  in  the  summer  half,  ’cause  then  we  sing 
in  the  little  fives’  court,  under  the  library,  you 
know.  We  take  out  tables,  and  the  big  boys  sit 
round,  and  drink  beer;  double  allowance  on 
Saturday  nights ; and  we  cut  about  the  quad- 
rangle between  the  songs,  and  it  looks  like  a 
lot  of  robbers  in  a cave.  And  the  louts  come 
and  pound  at  the  great  gates,  and  we  pound 
back  again,  and  shout  at  them.  But  this  half 
w'e  only  sing  in  the  hall.  Come  along  down  to 
my  study.” 

Their  principal  employment  in  the  study  was 
to  clear  out  East’s  table,  removing  the  drawers 
and  ornaments  and  tablecloth  : for  he  lived  in 
the  bottom  passage,  and  his  table  was  in  requisi- 
tion for  the  singing. 

Supper  came  in  due  course  at  seven  o’clock, 
consisting  of  bread  and  cheese  and  beer,  which 
was  all  saved  for  the  singing ; and  directly 
afterwards  the  fags  went  to  work  to  prepare  the 
hall.  The  School-house  hall,  as  has  been  said, 
is  a great  long  high  room,  with  two  large  fires 
on  one  side,  and  two  large  iron-bound  tables, 
one  running  down  the  middle,  and  the  other 
along  the  wall  opposite  the  fire-places.  Around 
the  upper  fire  the  fags  placed  the  tables  in  the 
form  of  a horse-shoe,  and  upon  them  the  jugs 
with  the  Saturday  night’s  allowance  of  beer. 
Then  the  big  boys  used  to  drop  in  and  take 
their  seats,  bringing  with  them  bottled  beer  and 
song-books ; for  although  they  all  knew  the 
songs  by  heart,  it  was  the  thing  to  have  an  cld 
manuscript  book  descended  from  some  departed 
hero,  in  which  they  were  all  carefully  written 
out. 

The  sixth-form  boys  had  not  yet  appeared : 
so  to  fill  up  the  gap,  an  interesting  and  time- 
honored  ceremony  was  gone  through.  Each 
new  boy  was  placed  on  the  table  in  turn,  and 
made  to  sing  a solo,  under  the  penalty  of  drink- 
ing a large  mug  of  salt  and  water  if  he  resisted 
or  broke  down.  However,  the  new  boys  all 
sing  like  nightingales  to-night,  and  the  salt 
water  is  not  in  requisition ; Tom,  as  his  part, 
performing  the  old  west-country  song  of  “The 
Leather  Bottel  ” with  considerable  applause. 
And  at  the  half-hour  down  come  the  sixth  and 


fifth  form  boys,  and  take  their  places  at  the  ta- 
bles, which  are  filled  up  by  the  next  biggest 
boys ; the  rest,  for  whom  there  is  no  room  at 
the  table,  standing  round  outside. 

The  glasses  and  mugs  are  filled,  and  then  the 
fugle-man  strikes  up  the  old  sea  song — 

“A  wet  sheet  and  a flowing  sen. 

And  a wind  that  follows  last,”  etc. 

which  is  the  invariable  first  song  in  the  School- 
house,  and  all  the  seventy  voices  join  in,  not 
mindful  of  harmony,  but  bent  on  noise,  which 
they  attain  decidedly,  but  the  general  effect 
isn’t  bad.  And  then  follow  the  “British 
Grenadiers,”  “Billy  Taylor,”  “The  Siege  of 
Seringapatam,”  “Three  Jolly  Post-boys,”  and 
other  vociferous  songs  in  rapid  succession,  in- 
cluding the  “ Chesapeake  and  Shannon,”  a song 
lately  introduced  in  honor  of  old  Brooke  ; and 
when  they  come  to  the  words — 

”■  Brave  Broke  he  waved  his  sword,  ciying,  Now,  my  lads, 

aboard. 

And  we’ll  stop  their  playing  Yandee-doodle-dandy  oh !” 
you  expect  the  roof  to  come  down.  The  sixth 
and  fifth  know  that  “ brave  Broke  ” of  the  Shan-  ’ 
non  was  no  sort  of  relation  to  our  old  Brooke. 
The  fourth  form  are  uncertain  in  their  belief, 
but  for  the  most  part  hold  that  old  Brooke  was 
a midshipman  then  on  board  his  uncle’s  ship. 
And  the  lower  school  never  doubt  for  a mo- 
ment that  it  was  our  old  Brooke  who  led  the 
boarders,  in  what  capacity  they  care  not  a straw. 
During  the  pauses  the  bottled-beer  corks  fly 
rapidly,  and  the  talk  is  fast  and  merry,  and  the 
big  boys,  at  least  all  of  them  who  have  a fellow- 
feeling  for  dry  throats,  hand  their  mugs  over 
their  shoulders  to  be  empied  by  the  small  ones 
who  stand  round  behind. 

Then  Warner,  the  head  of  the  house,  gets  up 
and  wants  to  speak,  but  he  can’t,  for  every  boy 
knows  what’s  coming ; and  the  big  boys  who  sit 
at  the  tables  pound  them  and  cheer ; and  the 
small  boys  who  stand  behind  pound  one  another, 
and  cheer,  and  rush  about  the  hall  cheering. 
Then  silence  being  made,  Warner  reminds  them 
of  the  old  School-house  custom  of  drinking  the 
healths,  on  the  first  night  of  singing,  of  those 
who  are  going  to  leave  at  the  end  of  the  half. 

“ He  sees  that  they  know  what  he  is  going  to 
say  already — (loud  cheers) — and  so  won’t  keep 
them,  but  only  ask  them  to  treat  the  toast  as  it 
deserves.  It  is  the  head  of  the  eleven,  the  head 
of  big-side  football,  their  leader  on  this  glorious 
day — Pater  Brooke  ! ” 

And  away  goes  the  pounding  and  cheering 
again,  becoming  deafening  when  old  Brooke 
gets  on  his  legs : till,  a table  having  broken 
down,  and  a gallon  or  so  of  beer  been  upset,  and 
all  throats  getting  dry,  silence  ensues,  and  the 
hero  speaks,  leaning  his  hands  on  the  table,  and 
bending  a little  forward.  No  action,  no  tricks 
of  oratory ; plain,  strong,  and  straight,  like  his 
play. 

“Gentlemen  of  the  School-house ! I am  very 
proud  of  the  way  in  which  you  have  received 
my  name,  and  I wish  I could  say  all  I should 
like  in  return.  But  I know  I shan’t.  How- 


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ever,  I’ll  do  the  best  I can  to  say  what  seems  to 
me  ought  to  be  said  by  a fellow  who’s  just  going 
to  leave,  and  who  has  spent  a good  slice  of  his 
life  here.  Eight  years  it  is,  and  eight  such 
years  as  I can  never  hope  to  have  again.  So 
now  I hope  you’ll  all  listen  to  me — (loud  cheers 
of  ‘ that  we  will  ’ — for  I’m  going  to  talk  serious- 
ly. You’re  bound  to  listen  to  me,  for  what’s 
the  use  of  calling  me  ‘ pater,’  and  all  that,  if  you 
don’t  piind  what  I say?  And  I’m  going  to  talk 
seriously,  because  I feel  so.  It’s  a jolly  time, 
too,  getting  to  the  end  of  the  half,  and  a goal 
kicked  by  us  first  day — (tremendous  applause) 
--►after  one  of  the  hardest  and  fiercest  day’s  play 
I can  remember  in  eight  years — (frantic  shout- 
ings), The  School  played  splendidly,  too,  I 
will  say,  and  kept  it  up  to  the  last.  That  last 
charge  of  theirs  would  have  carried  away  a 
house.  I never  thought  to  see  any  thing  again 
of  old  Crab  there,  except  little  pieces,  when  I 
saw  him  tumbled  over  by  it — (laughter  and 
shouting,  and  great  slapping  on  the  back  of 
Jones  by  the  boys  nearest  him).  Well,  but  we 
beat  ’em — (cheers).  Ay,  but  why  did  we  beat 
’em  ? answer  me  that — (shouts  of  ‘ your  play  ’). 
Nonsense ! ’Twasn’t  the  wind  and  kick-otF 
either — that  wouldn’t  do  it.  ’Twasn’t  because 
we’ve  half  a dozen  of  the  best  players  in  the 
school,  as  we  have,  I wouldn’t  change  Warn- 
er, and  Hedge,  and  Crab,  and  the  young  un,  for 
any  six  on  their  side — (violent  cheers).  But 
half  a dozen  fellows  can’t  keep  it  up  for  two 
hours  against  ttvo  hundred.  Why  is  it,  then  ? 
I’ll  tell  you  what  I think.  It’s  because  we’ve 
more  reliance  on  one  another,  more  of  a house 
feeling,  more  fellowship  than  the  School  can 
have.  Each  of  us  knows  and  can  depend  on 
his  next-hand  man  better — that’s  why  we  beat 
’em  to-day.  We’ve  union,  they’ve  division — 
there’s  the  secret — (cheers).  But  how’s  this  to 
be  kept  up  ? How’s  it  to  be  improved  ? That’s 
the  question.  For  I take  it,  we’re  all  in  earnest 
about  beating  the  School,  whatever  else  we  care 
about.  I know  I’d  sooner  win  two  School-house 
matches  running  than  get  the  Balliol  scholar- 
ship any  day — (frantic  cheers). 

“ Now,  I’m  as  proud  of  the  house  as  any  one, 
I believe  it’s  the  best  house  in  the  school,  out- 
and-out — (cheers).  But  it’s  a long  way  from 
what  I want  to  see  it.  First,  there’s  a deal  of 
bullying  going  on.  I know  it  well.  I don’t  pry 
about  and  interfere;  that  only  makes  it  more 
underhand,  and  encourages  the  small  boys  to 
come  to  us  with  their  fingers  in  their  eyes  tell- 
ing tales,  and  so  we  should  be  worse  off  than 
ever.  It’s  very  little  kindness  for  the  sixth 
to  meddle  generally — you  youngsters,  mind  that. 
You’ll  be  all  the  better  football  players  for  learn- 
ing to  stand  it,  and  to  take  your  own  parts,  and 
fight  it  through.  But  depend  on  it,  there’s  noth- 
ing breaks  up  a house  like  bullying.  Bullies 
are  cowards,  and  one  coward  makes  many;  so 
good-bye  to  the  School-house  match  if  bullying 
gets  ahead  here.  (Loud  applause  from  the 
small  boys,  who  look  meaningly  at  Flashman 
and  other  boys  at  the  tables.)  Then  there’s  fud- 


dling about  in  the  public-house,  and  drinking 
bad  spirits,  and  punch,  and  such  rot-gut  stutt'. 
That  won’t  make  good  drop-kicks  or  chargers 
of  you,  take  my  word  fi>r  it.  You  get  plenty 
of  good  beer  here,  and  tliat’s  enough  for  you; 
and  drinking  isn’t  fine  or  manly,  whatever  some 
of  you  may  think  of  it. 

“ One  other  tiling  I must  have  a word  about. 
A lot  of  you  think  and  say,  for  I’ve  heard  you, 
‘There’s  tliis  new  Doctor  hasn’t  been  here  so 
long  as  some  of  us,  and  he’s  changing  all  the  old 
customs.  Rugby,  and  the  School-house  especial- 
ly, are  going  to  the  dogs.  Stand  up  for  the  good 
old  ways,  and  down  with  the  Doctor !’  Now  I’m 
as  fond  of  old  Rugby  customs  and  ways  as  any 
of  you,  and  I’ve  been  here  longer  than  any  of 
you,  and  I’ll  give  you  a word  of  advice  in  time, 
for  I shouldn’t  like  to  see  any  of  you  getting 
sacked.  ‘ Down  with  the  Doctor’  ’s  easier  said 
than  done.  You’ll  find  him  pretty  tight  on  his 
perch,  I take  it,  and  an  awkwardish  customer  to 
handle  in  that  line.  Besides,  now,  what  customs 
has  he  put  down  ? There  was  the  good  old  cus- 
tom of  taking  the  linchpins  out  of  the  farmers’ 
and  bagmen’s  gigs  at  the  fairs,  and  a cowardly 
blackguard  custom  it  was.  We  all  know  what 
came  of  it,  and  no  wonder  the  Doctor  objected 
to  it.  But,  come  now,  any  of  you,  name  a cus- 
tom that  he  has  put  down.” 

“The  hounds,”  calls  out  a fifth-form  boy, 
clad  in  a green  cutaway  with  brass  buttons  and 
cord  trowsers,  the  leader  of  the  sporting  interest, 
and  reputed  a great  rider  and  keen  hand  gener- 
ally. 

“ Well,  we  had  six  or  seven  mangy  harriers 
and  beagles  belonging  to  the  house.  I’ll  allow, 
and  had  had  them  for  years,  and  that  the  Doctor 
put  them  down.  But  what  good  ever  came  of 
them  ? Only  rows  with  all  the  keepers  for  ten 
miles  round  ; and  big-side  Hare  and  Hounds  is 
better  fun  ten  times  over.  What  else?” 

No  answer. 

“Well,  I won’t  go  on.  Think  it  over  for 
yourselves : you’ll  find,  I believe,  that  he  don’t 
meddle  with  any  one  that’s  worth  keeping. 
And  mind  now,  I say  again,  look  out  for  squalls, 
if  you  will  go  your  own  way,  and  that  way  ain’t 
the  Doctor’s,  for  it'll  lead  to  grief.  You  all 
know  that  I’m  not  the  fellow  to  back  a master 
through  thick  and  thin.  If  I saw  him  stopping 
football,  or  cricket,  or  bathing,  or  sparring,  I’d 
be  as  ready  as  any  fellow  to  stand  up  about  it. 
But  he  don’t — he  encourages  them ; didn’t  you 
see  him  out  to-day  for  half  an  hour  watching 
us  ? — (loud  cheers  for  the  Doctor) — and  he’s  a 
strong  true  man,  and  a wise  one  too,  and  a pub- 
lic-school man  too.”  (Cheers.)  “And  so 
let’s  stick  to  him,  and  talk  no  more  rot,  and 
drink  his  health  as  the  head  of  the  house. 
(Loud  cheers.)  And  now  I’ve  done  blowing  up, 
and  very  glad  I am  to  have  done.  But  it’s  a 
solemn  thing  to  be  thinking  of  leaving  a place 
which  one  has  lived  in  and  loved  for  eight 
years ; and  if  one  can  say  a word  for  the  good 
of  the  old  house  at  such  a time,  why,  it  should 
be  said,  whether  bitter  or  sweet.  If  I hadn’t 


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been  proud  of  the  house  and  you — ay,  no  one 
knows  how  proud — I shouldn’t  he  blowing  you 
up.  And  now  let’s  get  to  singing.  But  before 
I sit  down  I must  give  you  a toast  to  be  drunk 
with  three-times-three  and  all  the  honors.  It’s 
a toast  which  I hope  every  one  of  us,  wherever 
he  may  go  hereafter,  will  never  fail  to  drink 
when  he  thinks  of  the  brave  bright  days  of  his 
boyhood.  It’s  a toast  which  should  bind  us  all 
together,  and  to  those  who’ve  gone  before,  and 
who’ll  come  after  us  here.  It  is  the  dear  old 
School-house — the  best  house  of  the  best  school 
in  England!” 

My  dear  boys,  old  and  young,  you  who  have 
belonged,  or  do  belong,  to  other  schools  and 
other  houses,  don’t  begin  throwing  my  poor  lit- 
tle book  about  the  room,  and  abusing  me  and 
it,  and  vowing  you’ll  read  no  more  when  you 
get  to  this  point.  I allow  you’ve  provocation 
for  it.  But,  come  now— would  you,  any  of  you, 
give  a fig  for  a fellow  who  didn’t  believe  in,  and 
stand  up  for,  his  own  house  and  his  own  school  ? 
You  know  you  wouldn’t.  Then  don’t  object  to 
me  cracking  up  the  old  School-house,  Rugby. 
Haven’t  I a right  to  do  it,  when  I’m  taking  all 
the  trouble  of  writing  this  true  history  for  all  of 
your  benefits?  If  you  ain’t  satisfied,  go  and 
write  the  history  of  your  own  houses  in  your 
own  times,  and  say  all  you  know  for  your  own 
schools  and  houses,  provided  it’s  true,  and  I’ll 
read  it  without  abusing  you. 

The  last  few  words  hit  the  audience  in  their 
weakest  place;  they  had  been  not  altogether 
enthusiastic  at  several  parts  of  old  Brooke’s 
speech  ; but  “ the  best  house  of  the  best  school 
in  England”  was  too  much  for  them  all,  and 
carried  even  the  sporting  and  drinking  interests 
off  their  legs  into  rapturous  applause,  and  (it  is 
to  be  hoped)  resolutions  to  lead  a new  life  nnd 
remember  old  Brooke’s  words  ; which  however 
they  didn’t  altogether  do,  as  will  appear  hereaf- 
ter. 

But  it  required  all  old  Brooke’s  popularity  to 
carry  down  parts  of  his  speech  ; especially  that 
relating  to  the  Doctor.  ■ For  there  are  no  such 
bigoted  holders  by  established  forms  and  cus- 
toms, be  they  never  so  foolish  or  meaningless, 
as  English  schoolboys,  at  least  as  the  schoolboy 
of  our  generation.  We  magnified  into  heroes 
every  boy  who  had  left,  and  looked  upon  him 
with  awe  and  reverence,  when  he  revisited  the 
place  a year  or  so  afterwards,  on  his  wav  to  or 
from  Oxford  or  Cambridge  ; and  happy  was  the 
boy  who  remembered  him,  and  sure  of  an  au- 
dience as  he  expounded  what  he  used  to  do  and 
say,  though  it  were  sad  enough  stuff  to  make 
angels,  not  to  say  head-masters  weep. 

We  looked  upon  every  trumpery  little  cus- 
tom and  habit  which  had  obtained  in  the  school 
as  though  it  had  been  a law  of  the  Medes  and 
Persians,  and  regarded  the  infringement  or  va- 
riation of  it  as  a sort  of  sacrilege.  And  the 
Doctor,  than  whom  no  man  or  boy  had  a 
stronger  liking  for  old  school  customs,  w'hich 
Avere  good  and  sensible,  had,  as  has  already 
been  hinted,  come  into  most  decided  collision 


with  several  which  were  neither  the  one  nor 
the  other.  And  as  old  Brooke  had  said,  when 
he  came  into  collision  with  boys  or  customs, 
there  Avas  nothing  for  them  but  to  gh-e  in  or 
take  themselves  off’;  because  Avhat  he  said  had 
to  be  done,  and  no  mistake  about  it.  And  this 
Avas  beginning  to  be  pretty  clearly  understood ; 
the  boys  felt  that  there  was  a strong  man  over 
them,  Avho  would  have  things  his  OAvn  Avay ; 
and  hadn’t  yet  learned  that  he  Avas  a Avise  and 
loving  man  also.  His  personal  character  and 
influence  had  not  had  time  to  make  itself  felt, 
except  by  a very  few  of  the  bigger  boys  Avith 
whom  he  came  more  directly  in  contact ; and 
he  was  looked  upon  Avith  great  fear  and  dislike 
by  the  great  majority  even  of  his  own  house. 
For  he  had  found  School  and  School-house  in  a 
state  of  monstrous  license  and  misrule,  and  Avas 
still  employed  in  the  necessary  but  unpopular 
Avork  of  setting  up  order  Avith  a strong  hand. 

However,  as  has  been  said,  old  Brooke  tri- 
umphed, and  the  boys  cheered  him,  and  then 
the  Doctor.  And  then  more  songs  came,  and 
the  healths  of  the  other  boys  about  to  leave, 
Avho  each  made  a speech,  one  flowery,  another 
maudlin,  a third  prosy,  and  so  on,  which  are 
not  necessary  to  be  here  recorded. 

Half-past  nine  struck  in  the  middle  of  the 
performance  of  “ Auld  Lang  Syne,”  a most  ob- 
streperous proceeding ; during  Avhich  there  Avas 
an  immense  amount  of  standing  Avith  one  foot 
on  the  table,  knocking  mugs  together  and  shak- 
ing hands,  Avithout  Avhich  accompaniments  it 
seems  ‘impossible  for  the  youth  of  Britain  to 
take  part  in  that  famous  old  song.  The  under- 
porter of  the  School-house  entered  during  the 
performance,  bearing  Aa'C  or  six  long  Avooden 
candlesticks,  Avith  lighted  dips  in  them,  Avhich 
he  proceeded  to  stick  into  their  holes  in  such 
part  of  the  great  tables  as  he  could  get  at;  and 
then  stood  outside  the  ring  till  the  end  of  the 
song,  AA'hen  he  Avas  hailed  with  shouts. 

“Bill,  you  old  muff,  the  half-hour  hasn’t 
struck.” 

“ Here,  Bill,  drink  some  cocktail,”  “ Sing  us 
a song,  old  boy,”  “ Don’t  you  wish  you  may  get 
the  table?”  Bill  drank  the  proffered  cocktail 
not  unwillingly,  and  putting  doAvn  the  empty 
glass,  remonstrated,  “Noav,  gentlemen,  there’s 
only  ten  minutes  to  prayers,  and  Ave  must  get 
the  hall  straight.” 

Shouts  of  “No,  no!”  and  a violent  effort  to 
strike  up  “Billy  Taylor”  for  the  third  time. 
Bill  looked  appealingly  to  old  Brooke,  Avho  got 
up  and  stopped  the  noise.  “ Noav  then,  lend  a 
hand,  you  youngsters,  and  get  the  tables  back, 
clear  aAvay  the  jugs  and  glasses.  Bill’s  right. 
Open  the  AvindoAvs,  Warner.”  The  boy  ad- 
dressed, Avho  sat  by  the  long  ropes,  proceeded 
to  jiull  up  the  great  Avindows,  and  let  in  a clear 
fresh  rush  of  night  air,  Avhich  made  the  candles 
flicker  and  gutter,  and  the  fires  roar.  The  cir- 
cle broke  up,  each  collaring  his  OAvn  jug,  glass, 
and  song-book  ; Bill  pounced  on  the  big  table, 
and  began  to  rattle  it  aAv.ay  to  its  place  outside 
the  buttery-door.  The  loAvcr-passage  boys  cur- 


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ried  off  their  small  tables,  aided  by  their  friends, 
while  above  all,  standing  on  the  great  hall-ta- 
ble, a knot  of  untiring  sons  of  harmony  made 
night  doleful  by  a prolonged  performance  of 
'‘God  save  the  King.”  His  Majesty  King 
William  IV.  then  reigned  over  us,  a monarch 
deservedly  popular  amongst  the  boys  addicted 
to  melod}',  to  whom  he  was  chiefly  known  from 
the  beginning  of  that  excellent,  if  slightly  vul- 
gar song  in  which  they  much  delighted — 

“Come,  neighbors  all,  both  great  and  small, 
Perform  your  duties  here, 

And  loudly  sing  ‘live  Billy  our  king,’ 

For  bating  the  tax  upon  beer.” 

Others  of  the  more  learned  in  songs  also  cele- 
brated his  praises  in  a sort  of  ballad,  which  I 
take  to  have  been  written  by  some  Irish  loyalist. 
I have  forgotten  all  but  the  chorus,  which  ran — 

“God  save  our  good  King  William,  be  his  name  forever 
blest, 

lie's  the  father  of  all  his  people,  and  the  guardian  of  all 
the  rest." 

In  troth  we  were  loyal  subjects  in  those  days,  in 
a rough  way.  I trust  that  our  successors  make 
as  much  of  her  present  Majesty,  and,  having  re- 
gard to  the  greater  refinement  of  the  times,  have 
adopted  or  written  other  songs  equally  hearty, 
but  more  civilized,  in  her  honor. 

Then  the  quarter  to  ten  struck,  and  the 
prayer-bell  rang.  The  sixth  and  fifth  form 
boys  ranged  themselves  in  their  school  order 
along  the  wall,  on  either  side  of  the  great  fires, 
the  middle  fifth  and  upper-school  boys  round  the 
long  table  in  the  middle  of  the  hall,  and  the 
lower-school  boys  round  the  upper  part  of  the 
second  long  table,  which  ran  down  the  side  of 
the  hall  farthest  from  the  fires.  Here  Tom 
found  himself  at  the  bottom  of  all,  in  a state  of 
mind  and  body  not  at  all  fit  for  prayers,  as  he 
thought;  and  so  tried  hard  to  make  himself 
serious,  but  couldn’t,  for  the  life  of  him,  do  any 
thing  but  repeat  in  his  head  the  choruses  of 
some  of  the  songs,  and  stare  at  all  the  boys  op- 
posite, wondering  at  the  brilliancy  of  their  waist- 
coats, and  speculating  what  sort  of  fellows  they 
were.  The  steps  of  the  head-porter  are  heard 
on  the  stairs,  and  a light  gleams  at  the  door. 
“Hush!”  from  the  fifth  form  boys  who  stand 
there,  and  then  in  strides  the  Doctor,  cap  on 
head,  book  in  one  hand,  and  gathering  up  his 
gown  in  the  other.  He  walks  up  the  middle, 
and  takes  his  post  by  Warner,  who  begins  call- 
ing over  the  names.  The  Doctor  takes  no  no- 
tice of  any  thing,  but  quietly  turns  over  his  book, 
and  finds  tlie  place,  and  then  stands,  cap  in 
hand,  and  finger  in  book,  looking  straight  before 
his  nose.  He  knows  better  than  any  one  when 
to  look,  and  when  to  see  nothing;  to-night  is 
singing  night,  and  there’s  been  lots  of  noise, 
and  no  harm  done ; nothing  but  beer  drunk, 
and  nobody  the  worse  for  it ; though  some  of 
them  do  look  hot  and  excited.  So  the  Doctor 
sees  nothing,  but  fascinates  Tom  in  a horrible 
manner,  as  he  stands  there,  and  reads  out  the 
Psalm  in  that  deep,  ringing,  searching  voice  of 
his.  Prayers  are  over,  and  Tom  still  stares 
open-mouthed  after  the  Doctor’s  retiring  figure. 


SCHOOL  DAYS.  53 

when  he  feels  a pull  at  his  sleeve,  and  turning 
round,  sees  East. 

“I  say,  were  you  ever  tossed  in  a blanket?” 

“ No,”  said  Tom  ; “ why  ? ’ 

“’Cause  there’ll  be  tossing  to-night,  most 
likely,  before  the  sixth  come  up  to  bed.  So  if 
you  funk,  you  just  come  along  and  hide,  or  else 
they’ll  catch  you  and  toss  you.  ’'\ 

“Were  you  ever  tossed  ? Do^it  hurt?’’  in- 
quired Tom. 

“Oh  yes,  bless  you,  a dozen  times,”  said 
East,  as  he  hobbled  along  by  Tom’s  side  up 
stairs.  “It  don’t  hurt  unless  you  fall  on  the 
floor.  But  most  fellows  don’t  like  it.” 

They  stopped  at  the  fireplace  in  the  top  pas- 
sage, where  were  a crowd  of  small  boys  whisper- 
ing together,  and  evidently  unwilling  to  go  up 
into  the  bed-rooms.  In  a minute,  however,  a 
study  door  opened,  and  a sixth-form  boy  came 
out,  and  off  they  all  scuttled  up  the  stairs,  and 
then  noiselessly  dispersed  to  their  different 
rooms.  Tom’s  heart  beat  rather  quick  as  he 
and  East  reached  their  room,  but  he  had  made 
up  his  mind.  “I  shan’t  hide.  East,”  said  he. 

“Very  well,  old  fellow,”  replied  East,  evi- 
dently pleased;  “no  more  shall  I — they’ll  be 
here  for  us  directly.” 

The  room  was  a great  big  one  with  a dozen 
beds  in  it,  but  not  a boy  that  Tom  could  see,  ex- 
cept East  and  himself.  East  pulled  off  his  coat 
and  waistcoat,  and  then  sat  on  the  bottom  of 
his  bed,  whistling,  and  pulling  off  his  boots ; 
Tom  followed  his  example. 

A noise  and  steps  are  heard  in  the  passage, 
the  door  opens,  and  in  rush  four  or  five  great 
fifth-form  boys,  headed  by  Flashman  in  his 
glory. 

Tom  and  East  slept  in  the  fiirther  corner  of 
the  room,  and  were  not  seen  at  first. 

“Gone  to  ground,  eh?”  roared  Flashman; 
“push  ’em  out  then,  boys!  look  under  the 
beds  and  he  pulled  up  the  little  white  curtain 
of  the  one  nearest  him.  “ Who-o-op,”  he  roar- 
ed, pulling  away  at  the  leg  of  a small  boy,  who 
held  on  tight  to  the  leg  of  the  bed,  and  sung  out 
lustily  for  mercy. 

“Here,  lend  a hand,  one  of  you,  and  help 
me  pull  out  this  young  howling  brute.  Hold 
your  tongue,  sir,  or  I’ll  kill  you.” 

“Oh,  please,  Flashman,  please.  Walker, 
don’t  toss  me ! I’ll  fag  for  you.  I’ll  do  any 
thing,  only  don’t  toss  me.”  • 

“You  bo  hanged,”  said  Flashman,  lugging 

the  wretched  boy  along,  “ ’twon’t  hurt  you, 

you ! Come  along,  boys,  here  he  is.” 

“I  say,  Flashey,”sung  out  another  of  the  big 
boys,  “drop  that;  you  heard  what  old  I’ater 
Brooke  said  to-night.  I’ll  be  hanged  if  we’ll 
toss  any  one  against  their  will — no  more  bully- 
ing. Let  him  go,  I say.” 

Flashman,  with  an  oath  and  a kick,  released 
his  prey,  who  rushed  headlong  under  his  bed 
again,  for  fear  they  should  change  their  minds, 
and  crept  along  underneath  the  other  beds,  till 
he  got  under  that  of  the  sixth-form  boy,  which 
he  knew  they  daren’t  disturb. 


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TOM  BROWN  S SCHOOL  DAYS. 


“There’s  plenty  of  youngsters  don’t  care  about 
it,”  said  Walker.  “Here,  here’s  Scud  East — 
you’ll  be  tossed,  won’t  you,  young  un  ?”  Scud 
was  East’s  nickname,  or  Black,  as  w'e  called  it, 
gained  by  his  fleetness  of  foot. 

“ Yes,”  said  East,  “ if  you  like,  only  mind  my 
foot.” 

“And  here’s  another  who  didn’t  hide.  Hul- 
lo ! new  boy  ; what’s  your  name,  sir  ?” 

“ Brown.” 

“ Well,  Whitey  Brown,  you  don’t  mind  being 
tossed?” 

“No,” said  Tom,  setting  his  teeth. 

“ Come  along  then,  boys,”  sung  out  Walker, 
and  away  they  all  went,  carrying  along  Tom 
and  East,  to  the  intense  relief  of  four  or  five 
other  small  boys,  who  crept  out  from  under  the 
beds  and  behind  them. 

“ What  a trump  Scud  is!”  said  one.  “They 
won’t  come  back  here  now.” 

“And  that  new  boy,  too ; he  must  be  a good 
plucked  one.” 

“Ah!  Avait  till  he  has  been  tossed  on  to  the 
floor ; see  how  he’ll  like  it  then  !” 

Meantime  the  procession  went  down  the  pas- 
sage to  No.  7,  the  largest  room,  and  the  scene 
of  the  tossing,  in  the  middle  of  which  was  a 
great  open  space.  Here  they  joined  other  par- 
ties of  the  bigger  boys,  each  with  a captive  or 
tw'o,  some  willing  to  be  tossed,  some  sullen,  and 
some  frightened  to  death.  At  Walker’s  sug- 
gestion all  who  were  afraid  Avere  let  off,  in  hon- 
or  of  Pater  Brooke’s  speech. 

Then  a dozen  big  boys  seized  hold  of  a blank- 
et, dragged  from  one  of  the  beds.  “In  Avith 
Scud,  quick,  there’s  no  time  to  lose.”  East  was 
chucked  into  the  blanket.  ‘ ‘ Once,  twice,  thrice, 
and  aAA^ay ;”  up  he  Avent  like  a shuttlecock,  but 
not  quite  up  to  the  ceiling. 

“Noav,  boys,  Avith  a Avill,”  cried  Walker, 
“once,  tAvice,  thrice,  and  away!’’  This  time 
he  Avent  clean  up,  and  kept  himself  from  touch- 
ing the  ceiling  Avith  his  hand,  and  so  again  a 
third  time,  Avhen  he  Avas  turned  out,  and  up 
Avent  another  boy.  And  then  came  Tom’s  turn. 
He  lay  quite  still,  by  East’s  advice,  and  didn’t  dis- 
like the  “ once,  tAvice,  thrice but  the  “aAvay  ” 
Avasn’t  so  pleasant.  They  Avere  in  good  wind 
noAv,  and  sent  him  slap  up  to  the  ceiling  first  time, 
against  Avhich  his  knees  came  rather  sharply. 
But  the  moment’s  pause  before  descending  Avas 
the  rub,  the  feeling  of  utter  helplessness,  and 
of  leaA'ing  his  Avhole  inside  behind  him  stick- 
ing to  the  ceiling.  Tom  Avas  A’ery  near  shouting 
to  be  set  doAvn,  Avhen  he  found  liimself  back  in 
the  blanket,  but  thought  of  East,  and  didn’t ; 
and  so  took  his  three  tosses  Avithout  a kick  or  a 
cry,  and  Avas  called  a young  trump  for  his  pains. 

He  and  East,  having  earned  it,  stood  noAv 
looking  on.  No  catastrophe  happened,  as  all 
the  captives  w ere  cool  hands,  and  didn’t  strug- 
gle. This  didn’t  suit  Elashman.  What  your 
real  bully  likes  in  tossing,  is  Avhen  the  boys  kick 
and  struggle,  or  hold  on  to  one  side  of  the  blank- 
et, and  so  get  pitehed  bodily  on  to  the  floor;  it’s 
no  fun  to  him  when  no  one  is  hurt  or  frightened. . 


“Let’s  toss  tAvo  of  them  together.  Walker,” 
suggested  he.  “ W’^hat  a cursed  bully  you  are, 
Plashey ! ” rejoined  the  other.  ‘ ‘ Up  Avit'h  anoth- 
er one.” 

And  so  no  tAvo  boys  Avere  tossed  together,  the 
peculiar  hardship  of  which  is,  that  it’s  too 
much  for  human  nature  to  lie  still  then  and 
share  troubles  ; and  so  the  Avretched  pair  of 
small  boys  struggle  in  the  air  Avhich  shall  fall 
atop  in  the  descent,  to  the  no  small  risk  of  both 
falling  out  of  the  blanket,  and  the  huge  delight 
of  brutes  like  Elashman. 

But  now  there’s  a cry  that  the  praepostor  of 
the  room  is  coming ; so  the  tossing  stops,  and 
all  scatter  to  their  different  rooms  : and  Tom  is 
left  to  turn  in,  with  the  first  day’s  experience  of 
a public  school  to  meditate  upon. 


CHAPTER  VII. 

SETTLING  TO  THE  COLLAK. 

“Says  Giles,  “Tis  mortal  hard  to  go, 

But  if  so  he’s  I must: 

I means  to  follow  arter  he 
As  goes  hisself  the  fust.’  ” — Ballad. 

Eveey  body,  I suppose,  knoAvs  the  dreamy 
delicious  state  in  Avhich  one  lies,  half  asleep, 
half  aAvake,  while  consciousness  begins  to  re- 
turn, after  a sound  night’s  rest  in  a new  place 
Avhich  Ave  are  glad  to  be  in,  folloAving  upon  a day 
of  unAvonted  excitement  and  exertion.  There 
are  feAv  pleasanter  pieces  of  life.  The  Avorst  of 
it  is  that  they  last  such  a short  time  ; for,  nurse 
them  as  you  will,  by  lying  perfectly  passive  in 
mind  and  body,  you  can’t  make  more  than  fiA^e 
minutes  or  so  of  them.  After  Avhich  time,  the 
stupid,  obtrusive,  Avakeful  entity  Avhich  Ave  call 
“l,”as  impatient  as  he  is  stiff-necked,  spite  of 
our  teeth  will  force  himself  back  again,  and  take 
possession  of  us  doAvn  to  our  very  toes. 

It  AA’as  in  this  state  that  Master  Tom  lay  at 
half-past  seven  on  the  morning  folloAving  the  day 
of  his  arrival,  and  from  his  clean  little  Avhite  bed 
Avatched  the  moA'ements  of  Bogle  (the  generic 
name  by  Avhich  the  successive  shoe-blacks  of 
the  School-house  AA'ere  knoAvn),  as  he  marched 
round  from  bed  to  bed,  collecting  the  dirty 
shoes  and  boots,  and  depositing  clean  ones  in 
their  places. 

There  he  lay,  half  doubtful  as  to  Avhere  ex- 
actly in  the  uniA'erse  he  aaes,  but  conscious  that 
he  had  made  a step  in  life  Avhich  he  had  been 
anxious  to  make.  It  Avas  only  just  light  as  he 
looked  lazily  out  of  the  Avide  Avindows,  and  saw 
the  tops  of  the  great  elms,  and  the  rooks  cir- 
cling about,  and  caAving  remonstrances  to  the 
lazy  ones  of  their  commonAvealth,  before  start- 
ing in  a body  for  the  neighboring  ploughed 
fields.  The  noise  of  the  room-door  closing  be- 
hind Bogle,  as  he  made  his  exit  Avith  the  shoe- 
basket  under  his  arm,  roused  him  thoroughly, 
and  he  sat  up  in  bed  and  looked  round  the  room. 
What  in  the  Avorld  could  be  the  matter  Avith  his 
shoulder  and  loins?  He  felt  as  if  he  had  been 
severely  beaten  all  doAvn  his  hack,  the  natural 


TOM  BKOWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


results  of  his  performance  at  his  first  match. 
He  drew  up  his  knees  and  rested  his  chin  on 
them,  and  went  over  all  the  events  of  yesterday, 
rejoicing  in  his  new  life,  what  he  had  seen  of  if, 
and  all  that  was  to  come. 

Presently  one  or  two  of  the  other  boys  roused 
themselves,  and  began  to  sit  up  and  talk  to  one 
another  in  low  tones.  Then  East,  after  a roll 
or  two,  came  to  an  anchor  also,  and,  nodding  to 
Tom,  began  examining  his  ankle. 

“ What  a pull,”  said  he,  “ that  it’s  lie-in-bed, 
for  I shall  be  as  lame  as  a tree,  I think.” 

It  was  Sunday  morning,  and  Sunday  lectures 
liad  not  yet  been  established ; so  that  nothing 
but  breakfast  intervened  between  bed  and  eleven 
o’clock  chapel — a gap  by  no  means  easy  to  fill 
up : in  fact,  though  received  with  the  correct 
amount  of  grumbling,  the  first  lecture  instituted 
by  the  Doctor  shortly  afterwards  was  a great 
boon  to  the  school.  It  was  lie-in-bed,  and  no 
one  was  in  a hurry  to  get  up,  especially  in  rooms 
where  the  sixth-form  boy  was  a good-tempered 
fellow,  as  was  the  case  in  Tom’s  room,  and  al- 
lowed the  small  boys  to  talk  and  laugh,  and  do 
pretty  much  what  they  pleased,  so  long  as  they 
didn’t  disturb  him.  His  bed  was  a bigger  one 
than  the  rest,  standing  in  the  corner  by  the  fire- 
place, with  a washing-stand  and  large  basin  by 
the  side,  where  he  lay  in  state,  with  his  white 
curtains  tucked  in  so  as  to  form  a retiring  place  : 
an  awful  subject  of  contemplation  to  Tom,  who 
slept  nearly  opposite,  and  watched  the  great  man 
rouse  himself  and  take  a book  from  under  his 
pillow,  and  begin  reading,  leaning  his  head  on 
his  hand,  and  turning  his  back  to  the  room. 
Soon,  however,  a noise  of  striving  urchins  arose, 
and  muttered  encouragements  from  the  neigh- 
boring boys,  of — “Go  it.  Tadpole!”  “Now, 
young  Green!”  “Haul  away  his  blanket!” 
“Slipper  him  on  the  hands!”  Young  Green 
and  little  Hall,  commonly  called  Tadpole,  from 
his  great  black  head  and  thin  legs,  slept  side  by 
side  far  away  by  the  door,  and  were  forever  play- 
ing one  another  tricks,  which  usually  ended,  as 
on  this  morning,  in  open  and  violent  collision : 
and  now,  unmindful  of  all  order  and  authority, 
there  they  were  each  hauling  away  at  the  other’s 
bedclothes  with  one  hand,  and  with  the  other, 
armed  with  a slipper,  belaboring  whatever  por- 
tion of  the  body  of  his  adversary  came  within 
reach. 

“ Hold  that  noise,  up  in  the  corner!”  called 
out  the  praepostor,  sitting  up  and  looking  round 
his  curtains ; and  the  Tadpole  and  young  Green 
sank  down  into  their  disordered  beds,  and  then, 
looking  at  his  watch,  added,  “ Hullo,  past  eight! 
— whose  turn  for  hot  water?” 

(Where  the  praepostor  was  particular  in  his 
ablutions,  the  fiigs  in  his  room  had  to  descend 
in  turn  to  the  kitchen,  and  beg  or  steal  hot  water 
for  him ; and  often  the  custom  extended  farther, 
and  two  boys  went  down  every  morning  to  get 
a supply  for  the  whole  room.) 

“East’s  and  Tadpole’s,”  answered  the  senior 
fag,  who  kept  the  rota. 

“ I can’t  go,”  said  East;  “I’m  dead  lame.” 


“Well,  be  quick,  some  of  you,  that's  all,”  said 
the  great  man,  as  he  turned  out  of  bed,  and  jait- 
ting  on  his  slippers,  went  out  into  the  great 
passage  which  runs  the  whole  length  of  the  bed- 
rooms, to  get  his  Sunday  habiliments  out  of  his 
portmanteau. 

“Let  me  go  for  you,”  said  Tom  to  East,  “ I 
should  like  it.” 

“Well,  thank’ee,  that’s  a good  fellow.  Just 
pull  on  your  trowsers,  and  take  your  jug  and 
mine.  Tadpole  will  show  you  the  way.” 

And  so  Tom  and  the  Tadpole,  in  night  shirts 
and  trowsers,  started  off  down  stairs,  and 
through  “ Thos’s  hole,’’ as  the  little  buttery, 
where  candles  and  beer  and  bread  and  cheese 
were  served  out  at  night,  was  called  ; across  the 
School-house  court,  down  a long  passage,  and 
into  the  kitchen ; where,after  some  parley  with  the 
stalwart,  handsome  cook,  who  declared  that  she 
had  filled  a dozen  jugs  already,  they  got  their 
hot  water,  and  returned  with  all  speed  and  great 
caution.  As  it  was,  they  narrowly  escaped  caj)- 
ture  by  some  privateers  from  the  fifth-form  rooms, 
who  were  on  the  look-out  for  the  hot-water  con- 
voys, and  pursued  them  up  to  the  very  door  of 
their  room,  making  them  spill  half  their  load 
in  the  passage.  “ Better  than  going  down  again 
tho’,”  as  Tadpole  remarked,  “ as  we  should  have 
had  to  do,  if  those  beggars  had  caught  us.” 

By  the  time  that  the  calling-over  bell  rang,  Tom 
and  his  new  comrades  were  all  down,  dressed  in 
their  best  clothes,  and  he  had  the  satisfaction 
of  answering  “here”  to  his  name  for  the  first 
time,  the  praspostor  of  the  week  having  put  it 
in  at  the  bottom  of  his  list.  And  then  came 
breakfast,  and  a saunter  about  the  close  and  town 
with  East,  whose  lameness  only  became  severe 
when  any  fagging  had  to  be  done.  And  so  they 
whiled  away  the  time  until  morning  chapel. 

It  was  a fine  November  morning,  and  the 
close  soon  became  alive  with  boys  of  all  ages, 
who  sauntered  about  on  the  grass,  or  walked 
round  the  gravel-walk,  in  parties  of  two  or  three. 
East,  still  doing  the  cicerone,  pointed  out  all  the 
remarkable  characters  to  Tom  as  they  passed ; 
Osbert,  who  could  throw  a cricket-ball  from  the 
little-side  ground  over  the  rook-trees  to  the 
Doctor’s  wall ; Gray,  who  had  got  the  Balliol 
scholarship,  and,  what  East  evidently  thought 
of  much  more  importance,  a half-holiday  for 
the  School  by  his  success ; Thorne,  who  had 
run  ten  miles  in  two  minutes  over  the  hour ; 
Black,  who  had  held  his  own  against  the  cock 
of  the  town  in  the  last  row  with  the  louts  ; and 
many  more  heroes,  who  then  and  there  walked 
about  and  were  worshipped,  all  trace  of  whom 
has  long  since  vanished  ffom  the  scene  of  their 
fame  ; and  the  fourth-form  boy  who  reads  their 
names  rudely  cut  out  on  the  old  hall  tables,  or 
painted  upon  the  big  side-cupboard  (if  hall  ta- 
bles and  big  side-cupboards  still  exist),  wonders 
what  manner  of  boys  they  were.  It  will  be  the 
same  with  you  who  wonder,  my  sons,  whatever 
your  prowess  may  be,  in  cricket,  or  scholarship, 
or  football.  Two  or  three  years,  more  or  less, 
and  then  the  steadily  advancing,  blessed  wtf^e 


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will  pass  over  your  names  as  it  has  passed 
over  ours.  Nevertheless,  play  your  games  and 
do  your  work  manfully — see  only  that  that  be 
done,  and  let  the  remembrance  of  it  take  care 
of  itself. 

The  chapel-bell  began  to  ring  at  a quarter  to 
eleven,  and  Tom  got  in  early  and  took  his  place 
in  the  lowest  row,  and  watched  all  the  other 
boys  come  in  and  take  their  places,  filling  row 
after  row  ; and  tried  to  construe  the  Greek  text 
which  was  inscribed  over  the  door  with  the 
slightest  possible  success,  and  wondered  which  of 
the  masters,  who  walked  down  the  chapel  and 
took  their  seats  in  the  exalted  boxes  at  the  end, 
would  be  his  lord.  And  then  came  the  closing 
of  the  doors,  and  the  Doctor  in  his  robes,  and 
the  service,  which,  however,  didn’t  impress  him 
much,  for  his  feeling  of  wonder  and  curiosity 
was  too  strong.  And  the  boy  on  one  side  of 
him  was  scratching  his  name  on  the  oak  panel- 
ling in  front,  and  he  couldn’t  help  watching  to 
see  what  the  name  was,  and  whether  it  was  well 
scratched  ; and  the  boy  on  the  other  side  went 
to  sleep  and  kept  falling  against  him ; and  on 
the  whole,  though  many  boys  even  in  that  part 
of  the  School  were  serious  and  attentive,  the 
general  atmosphere  was  by  no  means  devotion- 
al ; and  when  he  got  out  into  the  close  again, 
he  didn’t  feel  at  all  comfortable,  or  as  if  he  had 
been  to  church. 


ua.  AKNOLl). 


But  at  afternoon  chapel  it  was  quite  another 
thing.  He  had  spent  the  time  after  dinner  in 
writing  home  to  his  mother,  and  so  was  in  a 
better  frame  of  mind  ; and  his  first  curiosity 
was  over,  and  he  could  attend  more  to  the  serv- 
ice. As  the  hymn  after  the  prayers  was  being 


sung,  and  the  chapel  was  getting  a little  dark, 
he  was  beginning  to  feel  that  he  had  been  real- 
ly worshipping.  And  then  came  that  great 
event  in  his,  as  in  every  Engby  boy’s  life  of 
that  day — the  first  sermon  from  the  Doctor. 

More  worthy  pens  than  mine  have  described 
that  scene : — the  oak  pulpit  standing  out  by 
itself  above  the  School  seats;  the  tall  gallant 
form,  the  kindling  eye,  tlie  voice,  now  soft  as 
the  low  notes  of  a flute,  now  clear  and  stirring 
as  the  call  of  the  light  infantry  bugle,  of  him 
who  stood  there  Sunday  after  Sunday,  witness- 
ing and  pleading  for  his  Lord,  the  King  of  right- 
eousness and  love  and  glory,  with  whose  spirit 
he  was  filled,  and  in  whose  power  he  spoke; 
the  long  lines  of  young  faces,  rising  tier  above 
tier  down  the  whole  length  of  the  chapel,  from 
the  little  boy’s  who  had  just  left  his  mother  to 
the  young  man’s  who  was  going  out  next  week 
into  the  great  world  rejoicing  in  his  strength. 
It  was  a great  and  solemn  sight,  and  never  more 
so  than  at  this  time  of  the  year,  -when  the  only 
lights  in  the  chapel  were  in  the  pulpit  and  at 
the  seats  of  the  praepostors  of  the  week,  and  the 
soft  twilight  stole  over  the  rest  of  the  chapel, 
deepening  into  darkness  in  the  high  gallery  be- 
hind the  organ. 

But  what  was  it,  after  all,  which  seized  and 
held  these  three  hundred  boys,  dragging  them 
out  of  themselves,  willing  or  unwilling,  for  twen- 
ty minutes,  on  Sunday  afternoons?  True, 
there  always  were  boys  scattered  up  and  down 
the  School,  who  in  heart  and  head  were  worthy 
to  hear  and  able  to  carry  away  the  deepest  and 
wisest  words  there  spoken.  But  these  were  a 
minority  always,  generally  a very  small  one, 
often  so  small  a one  as  to  be  countable  on  the 
fingers  of  your  hand.  What  was  it  that  moved 
and  held  us,  the  rest  of  the  three  hundred  reck- 
less, childish  boys,  who  feared  the  Doctor  with 
all  our  hearts,  and  very  little  besides  in  heaven 
or  earth : who  thought  more  of  our  sets  in  the 
Scliool  than  of  the  Church  of  Christ,  and  put 
the  traditions  of  Rugby  and  the  public  opinion 
of  boys  in  our  daily  life  above  the  laws  of  God  ? 
We  couldn’t  enter  into  half  that  we  heard  ; we 
liadn’t  the  knowledge  of  our  own  hearts  or  the 
knowledge  of  one  another  ; and  little  enough  of 
' the  faith,  hope,  and  love  needed  to  that  end. 
But  we  listened,  as  all  boys  in  their  better  moods 
will  listen  (ay,  and  men  too,  for  the  matter  of 
j that),  to  a man  whom  we  felt  to  be,  with  all  his 
I heart  and  soul  and  strength,  striving  against 
j whatever  was  mean  and  unmanly  and  unright- 
I eous  in  our  little  world.  It  was  not  the  cold 
clear  voice  of  one  giving  advice  and  warning 
from  serene  heights  to  those  who  were  strug- 
gling and  sinning  below,  but  the  warm  living 
voice  of  one  who  was  fighting  for  us  and  by  our 
sides,  and  calling  on  us  to  help  him  and  our- 
selves and  one  another.  And  so,  wearily  and 
little  by  little,  but  surely  and  steadily  on  the 
whole,  was  brought  home  to  the  young  boy,  for 
the  first  time,  the  meaning  of  his  life:  tbat  it 
was  no  fool’s  or  sluggard  s paradise  into  which 
he  had  wandered  by  chance,  but  a battle-field 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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ordained  from  of  old,  where  there  are  no  spec- 
tators, but  the  youngest  must  take  his  side,  and 
the  stakes  are  life  and  death.  And  he  who 
roused  this  consciousness  in  them  shoAved  them 
at  the  same  time,  by  every  word  he  spoke  in  tlie 
pulpit,  and  by  his  whole  daily  life,  how  that  Imt- 
tle  was  to  be  fought ; and  stood  there  before 
them  their  fellow-soldier  apd  the  captain  of  | 
their  band.  The  true  sort  of  captain,  too,  for  | 
a boy’s  army,  one  wlio  had  no  misgivings  and  , 
gave  no  uncertain  word  of  command,  and,  let 
Avho  Avould  yield  or  make  truce,  would  fight  the 
fight  out  (so  every  boy  felt)  to  the  last  gasp  and 
the  last  drop  of  blood.  Other  sides  of  his  char- 
acter might  take  hold  of  and  influence  boys 
here  and  there,  but  it  \yas  this  thoroughness 
and  undaunted  courage  which  more  than  any 
thing  else  won  Iiis  way  to  the  hearts  of  the  great 
mass  of  those  on  whom  he  left  his  mark,  and 
made  them  believe  first  in  him,  and‘then  in  his 
Master. 

It  was  this  quality  above  all  others  which 
moved  such  boys  as  our  hero,  who  had  nothing 
Avhatever  remai'kable  about  him  except  excess 
of  boyishness ; by  which  I mean  animal  life  in 
its  fullest  measure,  good-nature  and  honest  im- 
pulses, hatred  of  injustice  and  meanness,  and 
thouglitlcssness  enough  to  sink  a three-decker. 
And  so,  during  the  next  two  years,  in  which  it 
Avas  more  than  doubtful  Avhether  he  Avould  get 
good  or  evil  from  the  School,  and  before  any 
steady  purpose  or  principle  grcAv  up  in  him, 
Avliatever  his  Aveek’s  sins  and  shortcomings 
might  have  been,  he  hardly  ever  left  the  chapel 
on  Sunday  CA^enings  Avithout  a serious  resolve  to 
stand  by  and  folloAv  the  Doctor,  and  a feeling 
that  it  Avas  only  coAvardice  (the  incarnation  of 
all  other  sins  in  such  a boy's  mind)  Avhich  hin- 
dered him  from  doing  so  Avith  all  his  heart. 

The  next  day  Tom  Avas  duly  placed  in  the 
third  form,  and  began  his  lessons  in  a corner  of 
tlie  big  School.  He  found  the  Avork  very  easy, 
as  he  had  been  well  grounded  and  kneAV  his 
grammar  by  heart;  and,  as  he  had  no  intimate 
companion  to  make  him  idle  (East  and  his  oth- 
er School-house  friends  being  in  the  loAver  fourth, 
the  form  above  him),  soon  gained  golden  opin- 
ions from  his  master,  avIio  said  he  was  placed  too 
loAv,  and  should  be  put  out  at  the  end  of  the  half- 
year.  So  all  Avent  well  with  him  in  School, 
and  he  Avrote  the  most  flourishing  letters  home 
to  his  mother,  full  of  his  OAvn  success  and  the 
unspeakable  delights  of  a public  school. 

In  the  house,  too,  all  w’ent  Avell.  Tlie  end 
of  the  half-year  Avas  draAving  near,  Avhich  kept 
every  body  in  a good-humor,  and  the  house  Avas 
ruled  Avell  and  strongly  by  Warner  and  Brooke. 
True,  the  general  system  Avas  rough  and  hard, 
and  there  Avas  bullying  in  nooks  and  corners, 
bad  signs  for  the  future  ; but  it  never  got  far- 
ther, or  dared  shoAv  itself  openly,  stalking  about 
the  passages  and  hall  and  bedrooms,  and  mak- 
ing the  life  of  the  small  boys  a continual  fear. 

Tom,  as  a ncAv  boy,  Avas  of  right  excused 
fagging  for  the  first  month,  but  in  his  enthu- 
siasm for  his  new  life  this  privilege  hardly 


THE  NIGHT  FAG. 


pleased  him  ; and  East  and  others  of  his  young 
friends  discoA'ering  this,  kindly  alloAved  hirh  to 
indulge  his  fancy,  and  take  their  turns  at  night- 
fagging  and  cleaning  studies.  These  Avere  the 
principal  duties  of  the  fags  in  the  house.  From 
supper  until  nine  o’clock,  three  fags  taken  in 
order  stood  in  the  passages,  and  ansAvered  any 
prteposter  Avho  called  fag,  racing  to  the  door, 
the  last  comer  having  to  do  the  Avork.  This 
consisted  generally  of  going  to  the  buttery  for 
beer  and  bread  and  cheese  (for  the  great  men 
did  not  sup  Avifch  the  rest,  but  had  each  his  own 
alloAvance  in  his  study  or  the  fifth-form  room), 
cleaning  candlesticks  and  putting  in  ncAv  can- 
dles, toasting  cheese,  bottling  beer,  and  carry- 
ing messages  about  the  house  ; and  Tom,  in 
the  first  blush  of  his  hero-Avorship,  felt  it  a high 
privilege  to  receiA'e  orders  from,  and  be  the 
bearer  of  the  supper  of  old  Brooke.  And  be- 
sides this  night-AA'ork,  each  praepostor  had  three 
or  four  fags  specially  allotted  to  him,  of  Avhom 


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he  was  supposed  to  bo  the  guide,  pliilosopher, 
and  friend,  and  who  in  return  for  these  good 
offices  had  to  clean  out  his  study  every  morn- 
ing by  turns,  directly  after  first  lesson  and  be- 
fore he  returned  from  breakfast.  And  the  pleas- 
ure of  seeing  the  great  men’s  studies,  and  look- 
ing at  their  pictures,  and  peeping  into  their 
books,  made  Tom  a ready  substitute  for  any 
boy  who  was  too  lazy  to  do  his  own  work.  And 
so  he  soon  gained  the  character  of  a good-na- 
tured willing  fellow,  who  was  ready  to  do  a turn 
for  any  one. 

In  all  the  games  too  he  joined  with  all  his 
heart,  and  soon  became  well  versed  in  all  the 
mysteries  of  football,  by  continual  practice  at 
the  School-house  little-side,  which  played  daily. 

The  only  incident  worth  recording  here,  how- 
ever, was  his  first  run  at  Hare-and-hounds.  On 
the  last  Tuesday  but  one  of  the  half-year,  he  was 
passing  through  the  hall  after  dinner,  when  he 
was  hailed  with  shouts  from  Tadpole  and  sever- 
al other  fags  seated  at  one  of  the  long  tables, 
the  chorus  of  which  was,  “Come  and  help  us 
tear  up  scent.” 

Tom  approached  the  table  in  obedience  to 
the  mysterious  summons,  always  ready  to  help, 
and  found  the  party  engaged  in  tearing  up  old 
newspapers,  copy-books,  and  magazines  into 
small  pieces,  with  which  they  were  filling  four 
large  canvas  bags. 

“It's  the  turn  of  our  house  to  find  scent  for 
big-side  Hare-and-hounds,”  exclaimed  Tadpole; 
“ tear  away,  there’s  no  time  to  lose  before  call- 
ing-over.” 

“ I think  it’s  a great  shame,”  said  another 
small  boy,  “ to  have  such  a hard  run  for  the 
last  day.” 

“ Which  run  is  it  ?”  said  Tadpole. 

“ Oh,  the  Barby  run,  I hear,”  answered  the 
other ; “ nine  miles  at  least,  and  hard  gr<fund  ; 
no  chance  of  getting  in  at  the  finish,  unless 
you’re  a first-rate  scud.” 

“ Well,  I'm  going  to  have  a try,”  said  Tad- 
pole ; “ it’s  the  last  run  of  the  half,  and  if  a fel- 
low gets  in  at  the  end,  big-side  stands  ale  and 
bread  and  cheese,  and  a bowl  of  punch  ; and 
the  Cock’s  such  a famous  place  for  ale.” 

“ I should  like  to  try,  too,”  said  Tom. 

“ Well  then,  leave  your  waistcoat  behind, 
and  listen  at  the  door,  after  calling-over,  and 
you’ll  hoar  where  the  meet  is.” 

After  calling-over,  sure  enough,  there  were 
two  boys  at  the  door,  calling  out,  “Big-side 
Hare-and-hounds  meet  at  White  Hall and 
Tom,  having  girded  himself  with  leather  strap, 
and  left  all  superfluous  clothing  behind,  set  off 
for  White  Hall,  an  old  gable-ended  house  some 
quarter  of  a mile  from  the  town,  with  East, 
wliom  he  had  persuaded  to  join,  notwithstand- 
ing his  prophecy  that  they  could  never  get  in, 
as  it  was  the  hardest  run  of  the  year. 

At  the  meet  they  found  some  forty  or  fifty 
boys,  and  Tom  felt  sure,  from  having  seen  many 
of  them  run  at  football,  that  he  and  East  were 
more  likely  to  get  in  than  they. 

After  a few  minutes’  waiting,  two  well-known 


I runners,  chosen  for  the  hares,  buckled  on  the 
: four  bags  filled  with  scent,  compared  their  watch- 
es with  those  of  Young  Brooke  and  Thorne,  and 
started  off  at  a long  slingijig  trot  across  the 
I fields  in  the  direction  of  Barby. 

Then  the  hounds  clustered  round  Thorne, 

' who  explained  shortly,  “ They’re  to  have  six 
j minutes’  law.  We  run  into  the  Cock,  and  ev- 
ery one  who  comes  in  within  a quarter  of  an 
hour  of  the  hares’ll  be  counted,  if  he  has  been 
round  Barby  Church.”  Then  came  a minute’s 
pause  or  so,  and  then  the  watches  are  pocketed, 
and  the  pack  is  led  through  the  gate-way  into 
the  field  which  the  hares  had  first  crossed.  Here 
they  break  into  a trot,  scattering  over  the  field 
to  find  the  first  traces  of  the  scent  which  the 
hares  throw  out  as  they  go  along.  The  old 
hounds  make  straight  for  the  likely  points,  and 
in  a minute  a cry  of  “forward”  comes  from 
one  of  them,  and  the  whole  pack  quickening 
their  pace  make  for  the  spot,  while  the  boy  who 
hit  the  scent  first,  and  the  two  or  three  nearest 
to  him,  are  over  the  first  fence,  and  making  play 
along  the  hedge-row  in  the  long  grass-field  be- 
yond. The  rest  of  the  pack  rush  at  the  gap  al- 
ready made,  and  scramble  through,  jostling  one 
another.  “Forward”  again,  before  they  are 
half  through  ; the  pace  quickens  into  a sharp 
run,  the  tail  hounds  all  straining  to  get  up  to 
the  lucky  leaders.  They  are  gallant  hares,  and 
the  scent  lies  thick  right  across  another  mead- 
ow and  into  a ploughed  field,  where  the  pace 
begins  to  tell ; then  over  a good  wattle  with  a 
ditch  on  the  other  side,  and  down  a large  pas- 
ture studded  with  old  thorns,  which  slopes  down 
to  the  first  brook  ; the  great  Leicestershire  sheep 
charge  away  across  the  field  as  the  pack  comes 
racing  down  the  slope.  The  brook  is  a small 
one,  and  the  scent  lies  right  ahead  up  the  oppo- 
site slope,  and  as  thick  as  ever ; not  a turn  or 
a check  to  favor  the  tail  hounds,  who  strain  on, 
now  trailing  in  a long  line,  many  a youngster 
beginning  to  drag  his  legs  heavily,  and  feel  his 
heart  beat  like  a hammer,  and  the  bad  plucked 
ones  thinking  that  after  all  it  isn’t  worth  while 
to  keep  it  up. 

Tom,  East,  and  the  Tadpole  had  a good  start, 

I and  are  well  up  for  such  young  hands,  and,  af- 
j ter  rising  the  slope  and  crossing  the  next  field, 
find  themselves  up  with  the  leading  hounds, 
who  have  overrun  the  scent,  and  are  trying 
back;  they  have  come  a mile  and  a half  in 
about  eleven  minutes,  a pace  which  shows  that 
it  is  the  last  day.  About  twenty-five  of  th,e 
original  starters  only  show  here,  the  rest  having 
already  given  in  ; the  leaders  are  busy  making 
casts  into  the  fields  on  the  left  and  right,  and 
the  others  get  their  second  winds. 

Then  comes  the  cry  of  “ forward”  again,  from 
Young  Brooke,  from  the  extreme  left,  and  the 
pack  settles  down  to  work  again  steadily  and 
doggedly,  the  whole  keeping  pretty  well  togctli- 
er.  The  scent,  though  still  good,  is  not  so 
thick  ; there  is  no  need  of  that,  for  in  this  part 
of  the  run  every  one  knows  the  line  which  must 
be  taken,  and  so  there  are  no  casts  to  be  made, 


TOxM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


59 


but  good  downright  running  and  fencing  to  be 
done.  All  who  are  now  up  mean  coming  in, 
and  they  come  to  the  foot  of  Barby  Hill  without 
losing  more  than  two  or  three  more  of  the  pack. 
This  last  straight  two  miles  and  a half  is  always 
a vantage-ground  for  the  hounds,  and  the  hares 
know  it  well  ; they  are  generally  viewed  on  the 
side  of  Barby  Hill,  and  all  eyes  are  on  the  look- 
out for  them  to-day.  But  not  a sign  of  them 
appears,  so  now  will  be  the  hard  work  for  the 
hounds,  and  there  is  nothing  for  it  but  to  cast 
about  for  the  scent,  for  it  is  now  the  hares’  turn, 
and  they  may  baffle  the  pack  dreadfully  in  the 
next  two  miles. 


tie  cunning  or  not,  so  you  should  stick  to  those 
crafty  hounds  who  keep  edging  away  to  the 
right,  and  not  follow  a prodigal  like  Young 
Brooke,  whose  legs  are  twice  as  long  as  yours 
and  of  cast-iron,  wholly  indifferent  to  one  or 
two  miles  more  or  less.  However,  they  strug- 
gle after  him,  sobbing  and  plunging  along,  Tom 
and  East  pretty  close,  and  Tadpole,  whose  big 
head  begins  to  pull  him  down,  some  thirty  yards 
behind. 

Now  comes  a brook,  with  stiff  clay  banks, 
from  which  they  can  hardly  drag  their  legs,  and 
they  hear  faint  cries  for  help  from  the  wretched 
Tadpole,  who  has  fairly  stuck  fast.  But  they 


tadpole’s  mishap. 


Ill  fares  it  now  with  our  youngsters  that  they 
are  School-house  boys,  and  so  follow  Young 
Brooke,  for  he  takes  the  wide  casts  round  to  the 
left,  conscious  of  his  own  powers,  and  loving  the 
hard  work.  For  if  you  would  consider  for  a 
moment,  you  small  boys,  you  would  remember 
that  the  Cock,  where  the  run  ends,  and  the  good 
ale  will  be  going,  lies  far  out  to  the  right  on  the 
Dunchurch  road,  so  that  every  cast  you  take  to 
the  left  is  so  much  extra  work.  And  at  this 
stage  of-the  run,  when  the  evening  is  closing  in 
already,  no  one  remarks  whether  you  run  a iit- 


have  too  little  run  left  in  themselves  to  pull  up 
for  their  own  brothers.  Three  fields  more;  and 
another  check,  and  then  “forward”  called  away 
to  the  extreme  right. 

The  two  boys’  souls  die  within  them ; they 
can  never  do  it.  Young  Brooke  thinks  so  too, 
and  says  kindly,  “You’ll  cross  a lane  after  next 
field,  keep  down  it,  and  you’ll  hit  the  Dunchurch 
road  below  the  Cock,”  and  then  steams  away 
for  the  run  in,  in  Avhich  he’s  sure  to  be  first,  as 
if  he  were  just  starting.  They  struggle  on 
across  the  next  field,  the  “forward”  getting 


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fainter  and  fainter,  and  then  ceasing.  The 
wliole  hunt  is  out  of  earshot,  and  all  hope  of 
coining  in  is  over. 

“ Hang  it  all !”  broke  out  East,  as  soon  as  he 
had  got  wind  enough,  pulling  off  his  hat,  and 
mopping  at  his  face,  all  spattered  with  dirt,  and 
lined  with  sweat,  from  which  went  up  a thick 
stream  into  the  still  cold  air.  “ I told  you  how 
it  would  be.  What  a thick  I was  to  come ! Here 
we  are  dead  beat,  and  yet  I know  we’re  close  to 
the  run  in,  if  we  knew  the  country.” 

“ Well,”  said  Tom,  mopping  away,  and  gulp- 
ing down  his  disappointment,  “ it  can’t  be  help- 
ed. We  did  our  best,  anyhow.  Hadn’t  we  bet- 
ter find  this  lane,  and  go  down  it  as  Y'oung 
Brooke  told  us?” 

“I  suppose  so — nothing  else  for  it,”  grunted 
East.  “If  ever  I go  out  last  day  again,”  growl 
— growl — growl. 

So  they  tried  back  slowly  and  sorrowfully, 
and  found  the  lane,  and  went  limping  down  it, 
plashing  in  the  cold  puddly  ruts,  and  beginning 
to  feel  how  the  run  had  taken  it  out  of  them. 
The  evening  closed  in  fast,  and  clouded  over, 
dark,  cold,  and  dreary. 

“ Isay,  it  must  be  locking-up,  I should  think,” 
remarked  East,  breaking  the  silence;  “it’s  so 
dark.” 

“What  if  we’re  late  ?”  said  Tom. 

“ No  tea,  and  sent  up  to  the  Doctor,”  answer- 
ed East. 

The  thought  didn’t  add  to  their  cheerfulness. 
Presently  a faint  halloo  was  heard  from  an  ad- 
joining field.  They  answered  it,  and  stopped, 
hoping  for  some  competent  rustic  to  guide  them, 
when  over  a gate  some  twenty  yards  ahead 
crawled  the  wretched  Tadpole,  in  a state  of  col- 
lapse ; he  had  lost  a shoe  in  the  brook,  and  had 
been  groping  after  it  up  to  his  elbows  in  the  stiff, 
wet  clay,  and  a more  miserable  creature  in  the 
shape  of  hoy  seldom  has  been  seen. 

The  sight  of  him,  notwithstanding,  cheered 
them,  for  he  was  some  degrees  more  wretched 
than  they.  They  also  cheered  him,  as  he  was 
no  longer  under  the  dread  of  passing  his  night 
alone  in  the  fields.  And  so  in  better  heart,  the 
three  plashed  painfully  down  the  never-ending 
lane.  At  last  it  widened,  just  as  utter  darkness 
set  in,  and  they  came  out  on  a turnpike-road,  and 
there  paused  bewildered,  for  they  had  lost  all  bear- 
ings, and  knew  not  whether  to  turn  to  the  right 
or  left. 

Luckily  for  them  they  had  not  to  decide,  for 
lumbering  along  the  road,  with  one  lamp  light- 
ed, and  two  spavined  horses  in  the  sha»fts,  came 
a heavy  coach,  which  after  a moment’s  suspense 
they  recognized  as  the  Oxford  coach,  the  re- 
doubtable Pig  and  Whistle. 

It  lumbered  slowly  up,  and  the  boys  muster- 
ing their  last  run,  caught  it  as  it  passed,  and  be- 
gan clambering  up  behind,  in  which  exploit  East 
missed  his  footing,  and  fell  flat  on  his  nose  along 
the  road.  Tlien  the  others  hailed  the  old  scare- 
crow of  a coachman,  who  pulled  up  and  agreed 
to  take  them  in  for  a shilling;  so  there  they  sat 
on  the  back  seat,  drubbing  with  their  heels,  and 


their  teeth  chattering  with  cold,  and  jogged  into 
Rugby  some  forty  minutes  after  locking-up.  • 

Five  minutes  afterwards,  three  small  limping 
shivering  figures  steal  along  through  the  Doc- 
tor’s garden,  and  into  the  house  by  the  servants’ 
entrance  (all  the  other  gates  have  been  closed 
long  since),  where  the  first  thing  they  light  upon 
in  the  passage  is  old  Thomas,  ambling  along, 
candle  in  one  hand  and  keys  in  the  other. 

He  stops  and  examines  their  condition  with 
a grim  smile.  “Ah!  East,  Hall,  and  Brown, 
late  for  locking-up.  Must  go  up  to  the  Doc- 
tor’s study  at  once.” 

“ Well  but,  Thomas,  mayn’t  we  go  and  wash 
first?  You  can  put  down  the  time,  you  know.” 

“Doctor’s  study  d’rectly  you  come  in — that’s 
the  orders,”  replied  old  Thomas,  motioning  to- 
wards the  stairs  at  the  end  of  the  passage  which 
led  up  into  the  Doctor’s  house ; and  the  boys 
turned  ruefully  down  it,  not  cheered  by  the  old 
verger’s  muttered  remark,  “What  a pickle  they 
boys  be  in ! ” Thomas  referred  to  their  faces  and 
habiliments,  but  they  construed  it  as  indicating 
the  Doctor’s  state  of  mind.  Upon  the  short 
flight  of  stairs  they  paused  to  hold  counsel. 

“Who’ll  go  in  first?”  inquires  Tadpole. 

“You: — you’re  the  senior,”  answered  East. 

“Catch  me  — look  at  the  state  I’m  in,”  re- 
joined Hall,  showing  the  arms  of  his  jacket. 
“I  must  get  behind  you  two.” 

“Well,  but  look  at  me,”  said  East,  indicating 
the  mass  of  clay  behind  which  he  was  standing ; 
“I’m  worse  than  you,  two  to  one;  you  might 
grow  cabbages  on  my  trowsers.” 

“That’s  all  down  below,  and  you  can  keep 
your  legs  behind  the  sofa,”  said  Hall. 

“Here,  Brown,  you’re  the  show-figure — you 
must  lead.” 

“ But  my  face  is  all  muddy,” argued  Tom. 

“ Oh,  we’re  all  in  one  boat,  for  that  matter; 
but  come  on,  we’re  only  making  it  worse,  dawd- 
ling here.” 

“ Well,  just  give  us  a brush  then,”  said  Tom  ; 
and  they  began  trying  to  rub  off  the  superfluous 
dirt  from  each  other’s  jackets,  but  it  was  not 
dry  enough,  and  the  rubbing  made  them  worse  ; 
so  in  despair  they  pushed  through  the  swing 
door  at  the  head  of  the  stairs,  and  found  them- 
selves in  the  Doctor’s  hall. 

“ That’s  the  library  door,”  said  East  in  a whis- 
per, pushing  Tom  forward.  The  sound  of  merry 
voices  and  laughter  came  from  within,  and  his 
first  hesitating  knock  was  unanswered.  But  at 
the  second,  the  Doctor’s  voice  said,  “Come  in,” 
and  Tom  turned  the  handle,  and  he,  with  the 
others  behind  him,  sidled  into  tlie  room. 

The  Doctor  looked  up  from  his  task;  he  was 
wmi'king  away  with  a great  chisel  at  the  bottom 
of  a boy’s  sailing-boat,  the  lines  of  which  he  was 
no  doubt  fashioning  on  the  model  of  one  of 
Nicias’s  galleys.  Round  him  stood  three  or 
four  children  ; the  candles  burnt  brightly  on  a 
large  table  at  the  farther  end,  covered  with  books 
and  papers,  and  a great  fire  threw  a ruddy  glow 
over  the  rest  of  the  room.  All  looked  so  kind- 
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took  heart  in  a moment,  and  Tom  advanced  from 
behind  the  shelter  of  the  great  sofa.  Tlie  Doc- 
tor nodded  to  the  children,  who  went  out,  cast- 
ing curious  and  amused  glances  at  the  three 
young  scarecrows. 


“Please,  sir,  we’ve  been  out  big-side  Hare 
and-hounds,  and  lost  our  way.” 

“ Hall ! you  couldn’t  keep  up,  I sujipose?” 
“Well,  sir,"  said  East,  ste])])ing  out,  and  not 
liking  that  the  Doctor  should  think  lightly  of 


“Well,  my  little  fellows," began  the  Doctor, 
drawing  himself  up  with  his  back  to  the  tire,  the 
chisel  in  one  hand  and  his  coat-tails  in  the  other, 
and  his  eyes  twinkling  as  he  looked  them  over ; 
“ what  makes  you  so  late  ?" 


his  running  powers,  “ we  got  round  Barby  all 
right,  but  then — ” 

“ Why,  what  a state  you're  in,  my  boy  !”  in- 
terru])ted  the  Doctor,  as  the  pitiful  condition  of 
East’s  garments  was  fully  revealed  to  him. 


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“That’s  the  fall  I got,  sir,  in  the  road,”  said 
East,  looking  down  at  himself;  “the  Old  Pig 
came  by — ” 

“ The  what?”  said  the  Doctor. 

“The  Oxford  coach,  sir,”  explained  Hall. 

“ Hah ! yes,  the  Regulator,”  said  the  Doctor. 

“And  I tumbled  on  iny  face,  trying  to  get  up 
behind,”  went  on  East. 

“ You’re  not  hurt,  I hope?”  said  the  Doctor. 

“Oh  no,  sir.” 

“ Well  now,  run  up  stairs,  all  three  of  you, 
and  get  clean  things  on,  and  then  tell  the  house- 
keeper to  give  you  some  tea.  You’re  too  young 
to  try  such  long  runs.  Let  Warner  know  I’ve 
seen  you.  Good-night.” 

“Good-night,  sir.”  And  away  scuttled  the 
three  boys  in  high  glee. 

“What  a brick,  not  to  give  us  even  twenty 
lines  to  learn  !”  said  the  Tadpole,  as  they  reached 
their  bedroom  ; and  in  half  an  hour  afterwards 
they  were  sitting  by  the  fire  in  the  housekeeper’s 
room  at  a sumptuous  tea,  with  cold  meat, 
“twice  as  good  a grub  as  we  should  have  got  in 
the  hall,”  as  the  Tadpole  remarked  with  a grin, 
his  mouth  full  of  buttered  toast.  All  their 
grievances  were  forgotten,  and  they  were  re- 
solving to  go  out  the  first  big-side  next  half,  and 
thinking  Hare-and-hounds  the  most  delightful 
of  games. 

A day  or  two  afterwards  the  great  passage 
outside  the  bedrooms  was  cleared  of  the  boxes 
and  portmanteaus,  which  went  down  to  be 
packed  by  the  matron,  and  great  games  of  chari- 
ot-racing, and  cock-fighting,  and  bolstering  went 
on  in  the  vacant  space,  the  sure  sign  of  a closing 
half-year. 

Then  came  the  making  up  of  parties  for  the 
journey  home,  and  Tom  joined  a party  who 
were  to  hire  a coach,  and  post  with  four  horses 
to  Oxford. 

Then  the  last  Saturday  on  which  the  Doctor 
came  round  to  each  form  to  give  out  the  prizes, 
and  hear  the  masters’  last  reports  of  how  they 
and  their  charges  had  been  conducting  them- 
selves; and  Tom,  to  his  huge  delight,  was 
praised,  and  got  his  I'emove  into  the  lower  fourth, 
in  which  all  his  School-house  friends  were. 

On  the  next  Tuesday  morning,  at  four  o’clock, 
hot  coffee  was  going  on  in  the  housekeeper’s  and 
matron’s  rooms ; boys  wrapped  in  great  coats 
and  mufflers  were  swallowing  hasty  mouthfuls, 
rushing  about,  tumbling  over  luggage,  and  ask- 
ing questions  all  at  once  of  the  matron  ; outside 
the  School-gates  were  drawn  up  several  chaises 
and  the  four-horse  coach  which  Tom’s  party  had 
chartered,  the  post-boys  in  their  best  jackets  and 
breeches,  and  a cornopean  player,  hired  for  the 
occasion,  blowing  away  “ A southerly  wind  and 
a cloudy  sky,”  waking  all  peaceful  inhabitants 
half-way  down  the  High  Street. 

Every  minute  the  bustle  and  hubbub  in- 
creased ; porters  staggered  about  with  boxes 
and  bags,  the  cornopean  played  louder.  Old 
Thomas  sat  in  his  den  with  a great  yellow  bag 
by  his  side,  out  of  which  he  was  paying  journey 
iD'^ney  to  each  boy,  comparing  by  the  light  of  a 


solitary  dip  the  dirty  crabbed  little  list  in  his 
own  handwriting,  with  the  doctor's  list,  and  the 
amount  of  his  cash  ; his  head  was  on  one  side, 
his  mouth  screwed  up,  and  his  spectacles  dim 
from  early  toil.  He  had  prudently  locked  the 
door,  and  carried  on  his  operations  solely  through 
the  window,  or  he  would  have  been  driven  wild, 
and  lost  all  his  money. 

“Thomas,  do  be  quick,  we  shall  never  catch 
the  Highflyer  at  Dunchurch.” 

“That’s  your  money,  all  right.  Green.” 

“ Hullo,  Thomas,  the  Doctor  said  I was  to 
have  two-pound-ten  ; you’ve  only  given  me  two 
pound.”  I fear  that  Master  Green  is  not  con- 
fining himself  strictly  to  truth.  Thomas  turns 
his  head  more  on  one  side  than  ever,  and  spells 
away  at  the  dirty  list.  Green  is  forced  away 
from  the  window. 

“ Here,  Thomas,  never  mind  him,  mine’s 
thirty  shillings.”  “And  mine  too,”  “And 
mine,”  shouted  others. 

One  way  or  another,  the  party  to  which  Tom 
belonged  all  got  packed  and  paid,  and  sallied 
out  to  the  gates,  the  cornopean  playing  frantic- 
ally “ Drops  of  Brandy,”  in  allusion,  probably, 
to  the  slight  potations  in  which  the  musician 
and  post-boys  had  been  already  indulging.  All 
luggage  was  carefully  stowed  away  inside  the 
coach  and  in  the  front  and  hind  boots,  so  that 
not  a hat-box  was  visible  outside.  Five  or  six 
small  boys,  with  pea-shooters,  and  the  corno- 
pean player,  got  up  behind  ; in  front  the  big 
boys,  mostly  smoking,  not  for  pleasure,  but  be- 
cause they  are  now  gentlemen  at  large — and 
this  is  the  most  correct  public  method  of  notify- 
ing the  fact. 

“ Robinson’s  coach  will  be  down  the  road  in 
a minute,  it  has  gone  up  to  Bird’s  to  pick  up — 
we’ll  wait  till  they’re  close,  and  make  a race  of 
it,”  says  the  leader.  “ Now,  boys,  half  a sover- 
eign apiece  if  you  beat  ’em  into  Dunchurch  by 
one  hundred  yards.” 

“ All  right,  sir,”  shouted  the  grinning  post- 
boys. 

Down  comes  Robinson’s  coach  in  a minute 
or  two  with  a rival  cornopean,  and  away  go  the 
two  vehicles,  horses  galloping,  boys  cheering, 
horns  playing  loud.  There  is  a special  Provi- 
dence over  schoolboys  as  well  as  sailors,  or  they 
must  have  upset  twenty  times  in  the  first  five 
miles,  sometimes  actually  abreast  one  another, 
and  the  boys  on  the  roofs  exchanging  volleys 
of  peas,  now  nearly  running  over  a post-chaise 
which  had  started  before  them,  now  half-way 
up  a bank,  now  with  a wheel-and-a-half  over  a 
yawning  ditch ; and  all  this  in  a dark  morning, 
with  nothing  but  their  own  lamps  to  guide  them. 
However,  it  is  all  over  at  last,  and  they  have 
run  over  nothing  but  an  old  pig  in  Southam 
Street;  the  last  peas  are  distributed  in  the 
Corn  Market  at  Oxford,  where  they  arrive  be- 
tween eleven  and  twelve,  and  sit  down  to  a 
sumptuous  breakfast  at  the  Angel,  which  they 
are  made  to  pay  for  accordingly.  Here  the 
party  breaks  up,  all  going  now  dift’erent  ways; 
and  Tom  orders  out  a chaise  and  pair  as  grand 


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as  a lord,  though  he  has  scarcely  five  shillings 
left  in  his  pocket,  and  more  than  twenty  miles 
to  get  home. 

“ Where  to,  sir  ?” 

“ Red  Lion,  Farringdon,”  says  Tom,  giving 
hostler  a shilling. 

“All  riglit,  sir.  Red  Lion,  Jem,”  to  the 
post-boy,  and  Tom  rattles  away  towards  home. 
At  Farringdon,  being  known  to  the  innkeeper, 
he  gets  that  worthy  to  pay  for  the  Oxford  horses, 
and  forward  him  in  another  chaise  at  once  ; and 
so  the  gorgeous  young  gentleman  arrives  at  the 
paternal  mansion,  and  Squire  Brown  looks 
ratlier  blue  at  having  to  pay  two  pound  ten 
shillings  fur  the  posting  expenses  from  Oxford. 
But  the  boy’s  intense  joy  at  getting  home,  and 
the  wonderful  health  he  is  in,  and  the  good 
character  he  brings,  and  the  brave  stories  he 
tells  of  Rugby,  its  doings  and  delights,  soon 
mollify  the  Squire,  and  three  happier  people 
didn’t  sit  down  to  dinner  that  day  in  England 
(it  is  the  boy’s  first  dinner  at  six  o’clock  at 
home,  great  promotion  already),  than  the  Squire 
and  his  wife  and  Tom  Brown,  at  the  end  of  his 
first  half-year  at  Rugby. 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

THE  WAR  or  INDEPENDENCE. 

“They  are  slaves  who  will  not  choose 
Hatred,  scoffing,  and  abuse, 

Kather  than  in  silence  shrink 

Trom  the  truth  they  needs  must  think : 

'J’hey  are  slaves  who  dare  not  be 
In  the  right  with  two  or  three." 

Lowell,  Staiizas  on  Freedom. 

The  lower-fourth  form,  in  which  Tom  found 
himself  at  the  beginning  of  the  next  half-year, 
was  the  largest  form  in  the  lower  School,  and 
numbered  upwards  of  forty  boys.  Young  gen- 
tlemen of  all  ages,  from  nine  to  fifteen,  were  to 
be  found  there,  tvho  expended  such  part  of  their 
energies  as  was  devoted  to  Latin  and  Greek, 
upon  a book  of  Livy,  the  Bucolics  of  Virgil,  and 
the  Hecuba  of  Euripides,  which  were  ground 
out  in  small  daily  portions.  The  driving  of  this 
unlucky  lower-fourth  must  have  been  grievous 
work  to  the  unfortunate  master,  for  it  was  the 
most  unhappily  constituted  of  any  in  the  School. 
Here  stuck  the  great  stupid  boys,  who  for  the 
life  of  them  could  never  master  the  accidence  ; 
the  objects  alternately  of  mirth  and  terror  to 
the  youngsters,  who  were  daily  taking  them  up, 
and  laughing  at  them  in  lesson,  and  getting 
kicked  by  them  for  so  doing  in  play-hours. 
There  were  no  less  than  three  unhappy  fellows 
in  tail  coats,  with  incipient  down  on  their  chins, 
whom  the  Doctor  and  the  master  of  the  form 
were  always  endeavoring  to  hoist  into  the  upper 
school,  hut  whose  parsing  and  construing  resist- 
ed the  most  well-meant  shoves.  Then  came 
the  mass  of  the  form,  boys  of  eleven  and  twelve, 
the  most  mischievous  and  reckless  age  of  British 
youth,  of  whom  East  and  Tom  Brown  wei'e  fair 
specimens.  As  full  of  tricks  as  monkeys,  and 


of  excuses  as  Irish  women,  making  fun  of  their 
master,  one  another,  and  their  lessons,  Argus 
himself  would  have  been  puzzled  to  keep  an  eye 
on  them ; and  as  for  making  them  steady  or 
serious  for  half  an  hour  together,  it  was  simply 
hopeless.  The  remainder  of  the  form  consisted 
of  young  prodigies  of  nine  or  ten,  who  were  go- 
ing up  the  school  at  the  rate  of  a form  a half- 
year,  all  boys’  hands  and  wits  being  against 
them  in  their  progress.  It  would  have  been  one 
man’s  work  to  see  that  the  precocious  young- 
sters had  fair  play ; and  as  the  master  had  a 
good  deal  besides  to  do,  they  hadn’t,  and  were 
forever  being  shoved  down  three  or  four  places, 
their  verses  stolen,  their  books  inked,  their  jack- 
ets whitened,  and  their  lives  otherwise  made  a 
burden  to  them. 

The  lower-fourth,  and  all  the  forms  below  it, 
were  heard  in  the  great  school,  and  w'ere  not 
trusted  to  prepare  their  lessons  before  coming 
in,  but  were  whipped  into  school  three-quarters 
of  an  hour  before  the  lesson  began  by  their  re- 
spective masters,  and  there,  scattered  about  on  the 
benches,  with  dictionary  and  grammar,  ham- 
mered out  their  twenty  lines  of  Virgil  and  Eurip- 
ides in  the  midst  of  Babel.  The  masters  of 
the  lower  school  walked  up  and  down  the  great 
school  together  during  this  three-quarters  of  an 
hour,  or  sat  in  their  desks  reading  or  looking 
over  copies,  and  keeping  such  order  as  ivas  pos- 
sible. But  the  lower-fourth  was  just  now  an 
overgrown  form,  too  large  for  any  one  man  to 
attend  to  properly,  and  consequently  the  elysium 
or  ideal  form  of  the  young  scapegraces  who 
formed  the  staple  of  it. 

Tom,  as  has  been  said,  had  come  up  from  the 
third  with  a good  character,  but  the  temptations 
of  the  lower-fourth  soon  proved  too  strong  for 
him,  and  he  rapidly  fell  away,  and  became  as 
unmanageable  as  the  rest.  For  some  weeks, 
indeed,  he  succeeded  in  maintaining  the  appear- 
ance of  steadiness,  and  was  looked  upon  favora- 
bly by  his  new  master,  whose  eyes  wmre  first 
opened  by  the  following  little  incident : 

Besides  the  desk  which  the  master  himself 
occupied,  there  was  another  large  unoccupied 
desk  in  the  corner  of  the  great  school,  which 
was  untenanted.  To  rush  and  seize  upon  this 
desk,  which  was  ascended  by  three  steps,  and 
held  four  boys,  was  the  great  object  of  ambition 
of  the  lower-fourthers and  the  contentions  for 
the  occupation  of  it  bred  such  disorder,  that  at 
last  the  master  forbade  its  use  altogether.  This 
of  course  w'as  a challenge  to  the  more  adventur- 
ous spirits  to  occupy  it,  and  as  it  was  capacious 
enough  for  two  boys  to  lie  hid  there  completely, 
it  was  seldom  that  it  remained  empty,  notwith- 
standing the  veto.  Small  holes  were  cut  in  the 
front,  through  which  the  occupants  watched  the 
masters  as  they  walked  up  and  down,  and  as  les- 
son-time approached,  one  boy  at  a time  stole  out 
and  down  the  steps,  as  the  masters’  backs  were 
turned,  and  mingled  with  the  general  crowd  on 
the  forms  below.  Tom  and  East  had  success- 
fully occupied  the  desk  some  half-dozen  times, 
and  were  grown  so  reckless  that  they  were  in 


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the  habit  of  playing  small  games  with  fives’-balls 
inside,  when  the  masters  were  at  the  other  end 
of  the  big  school.  One  day,  as  ill-luck  would 
have  it,  the  game  became  more  exciting  than 
usual,  and  the  ball  slipped  through  East’s  fin- 
gers, and  rolled  slowly  down  the  steps,  and  out 
into  the  middle  of  the  school,  just  as  the  mas- 
ters turned  in  their  walk  and  faced  round  upon 
the  desk.  The  young  delinquents  watched  their 
master,  through  the  look-out  holes,  march  slow- 
ly down  the  school  straight  upon  their  retreat, 
while  all  the  boys  in  the  neighborhood  of  course 
stopped  their  work  to  look  on : and  not  only 
were  they  ignominiously  drawn  out,  and  caned 
over  the  hand  then  and  there,  but  their  charac- 
ters for  steadiness  were  gone  from  that  time. 
However,  as  they  only  shared  the  fate  of  some 
three-fourths  of  the  rest  of  the  form,  this  did  not 
weigh  heavily  upon  them. 

In  fact,  the  only  occasions  on  which  they 
cared  about  the  matter,  were  the  monthly  ex- 
aminations, when  the  Doctor  came  round  to  ex- 
amine their  form,  for  one  long  awful  hour,  in 
the  work  which  they  had  done  in  the  preceding 
month.  The  second  monthly  examination  came 
round  soon  after  Tom’s  fall,  and  it  was  with  any 
thing  but  lively  anticipations  that  he  and  the 
other  lower-fourth  boys  came  in  to  prayers  on  the 
morning  of  the  examination  day. 

Prayers  and  calling-over  seemed  twice  as  short 
as  usual,  and  before  they  could  get  construes  of 
a tithe  of  the  hard  passages  marked  in  the  mar- 
gin of  their  books,  they  were  all  seated  round, 
and  the  Doctor  was  standing  in  the  middle,  talk- 
ing in  whispers  to  the  master.  Tom  couldn’t 
hear  a word  which  passed,  and  never  lifted  his 
eyes  from  his  book ; but  he  knew  by  a sort  of 
magnetic  instinct  that  the  Doctor’s  under  lip 
was  coming  out,  and  his  eye  beginning  to  burn, 
and  his  gown  getting  gathered  up  more  and 
more  tightly  in  his  left  hand.  The  suspense 
was  agonizing,  and  Tom  knew  that  he  was  sure 
on  such  occasions  to  make  an  example  of  the 
School-house  boys.  “ If  he  would  only  begin,” 
thought  Tom,  “I  shouldn’t  mind.” 

At  last  the  whispering  ceased,  and  the  name 
whicli  was  called  out  was  not  Brown.  He  look- 
ed up  for  a moment,  but  the  Doctor’s  face  was 
too  awful;  Tom  wouldn’t  have  met  his  eye  for 
all  he  was  worth,  and  buried  himself  in  his  book 
again. 

The  boy  who  was  called  up  first  was  a clever 
merry  School-house  boy,  one  of  their  set:  he 
was  some  connection  of  the  Doctor’s,  and  a 
great  favorite,  and  ran  in  and  out  of  his  house 
as  he  liked,  and  so  was  selected  for  the  first 
victim. 

“Triste  lupus  stabulis,”  began  the  luckless 
youngster,  and  stammered  through  some  eight 
or  ten  lines. 

“ There,  that  will  do,”  said  the  Doctor,  “ now 
construe.” 

On  common  occasions,  the  boy  could  have 
construed  the  passage  well  enough  probably,  but 
now  his  head  was  gone. 

Triste  lupus,  the  sorrowful  wolf,”  ho  began. 


A shudder  ran  through  the  whole  form,  and 
the  Doctor’s  wrath  fairly  boiled  over  ; he  made 
three  steps  up  to  the  construer,  and  gave  him  a 
good  box  on  the  ear.  The  blow  was  not  a hard 
one,  but  the  boy  was  so  taken  by  surprise  that 
he  started  back ; the  form  caught  the  back  of 
his  knees,  and  over  he  went  on  to  the  floor  be- 
hind. There  was  a dead  silence  over  the  whole 
school ; never  before  and  never  again  while  Tom 
was  at  school  did  the  Doctor  strike  a boy  in  les- 
son. The  provocation  must  have  been  great. 
However,  the  victim  had  saved  his  form  for  that 
occasion,  for  the  Doctor  turned  to  the  top  bench, 
and  put  on  the  best  boys  for  the  rest  of  the 
hour;  and  though,  at  the  end  of  the  lesson,  he 
gave  them  all  such  a rating  as  they  did  not  for- 
get, this  terrible  field-day  passed  over  without 
any  severe  visitations  in  the  shape  of  punish- 
ments or  floggings.  Forty  young  scapegraces 
expressed  their  thanks  to  the  “ sorrowful  wolf” 
in  their  different  ways  before  second  lesson. 

But  a character  for  steadiness  once  gone  is 
not  easily  recovered,  as  Tom  found,  and  for 
years  afterwards  he  went  up  the  school  without 
it,  and  the  masters’  hands  were  against  him,  and 
his  against  them.  And  he  regarded  them,  as  a 
matter  of  course,  as  his  natural  enemies. 

Matters  were  not  so  comfortable  either  in  the 
house  as  they  had  been,  for  Old  Brooke  left  at 
Christmas,  and  one  or  two  others  of  the  sixth- 
form  boys  at  the  following  Easter.  Their  rule 
had  been  rough,  but  strong  and  just  in  the  main, 
and  a higher  standard  was  beginning  to  be  set 
up ; in  fact,  there  had  been  a short  foretaste  of 
the  good  time  which  followed  some  years  later. 
Just  now,  however,  all  threatened  to  return  into 
darkness  and  chaos  again.  For  the  new  prae- 
postors were  cither  small  young  boys,  whose 
cleverness  had  carried  them  up  to  the  top  of  the 
school,  while,  in  strength  of  body  and  character, 
they  were  not  yet  fit  for  a share  in  the  govern- 
ment ; or  else  big  fellows  of  the  wrong  sort,  boys 
whose  friendships  and  tastes  had  a downward 
tendency,  who  had  not  caught  the  meaning  of 
their  position  and  work,  and  felt  none  of  its  re- 
sponsibilities. So  under  this  no-government  the 
School-house  began  to  see  bad  times.  The  big 
fifth-form  boys,  who  were  a sporting  and  drink- 
ing set,  soon  began  to  usurp  power,  and  to  fag 
the  little  boys  as  if  they  were  praepostors,  and 
to  bully  and  oppress  any  who  showed  signs  of 
resistance.  The  bigger  sort  of  sixth-form  boys 
just  described  soon  made  common  cause  with 
the  fifth,  while  the  smaller  sort,  hampered  by 
their  colleagues’  desertion  to  the  enemy,  could 
not  make  head  against  them.  So  the  fags  were 
without  their  lawful  masters  and  protectors,  and 
ridden  over  rough-shod  by  a set  of  boys  whom 
they  were  not  bound  to  obey,  and  whose  only 
right  over  them  stood  in  their  bodily  powers ; 
and,  as  Old  Brooke  had  prophesied,  the  house  by 
degrees  broke  up  into  small  sets  and  parties, 
and  lost  the  strong  feeling  of  fellowship  which 
he  set  so  much  store  by,  and  with  it  much  of  the 
prowess  in  games,  and  the  lead  in  all  school 
matters,  which  he  had  done  so  much  to  keep  up. 


TOM  BKOWK’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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In  no  place  in  the  world  has  individual  char- 
acter more  weight  than  at  a public  school.  Ke- 
inember  this,  I beseech  you,  all  j'ou  boys  wlio 
are  getting  into  the  upper  forms.  Now  is  the 
time  in  all  your  lives,  probably,  when  you  may 
have  more  wide  influence  for  good  or  evil  on 
the  society  you  live  in,  tlian  you  ever  can  have 
again.  Quit  yourselves  like  men,  then  ; speak 
up,  and  strike  out  if  necessary  for  whatsoever  is 
true,  and  manh%  and  lovely,  and  of  good  report ; 
never  try  to  be  popular,  but  only  to  do  your 
duty  and  help  others  to  do  theirs,  and  you  may 
leave  the  tone  of  feeling  in  the  school  higher 
than  you  found  it,  and  so  be  doing  good,  which 
no  living  soul  can  measure,  to  generations  of 
your  countrymen  yet  unborn.  For  boys  follow 
one  another  in  herds  like  sheep,  for  good  or 
evil ; they  hate  thinking,  and  have  rarely  any 
settled  princijdes.  Every  school,  indeed,  has 
its  own  traditionary  standard  of  right  and 
wrong,  which  can  not  be  transgressed  with  im- 
punity, marking  certain  things  as  low  and  black- 
guard, and  certain  others  as  lawful  and  right. 
This  standard  is  ever  varying,  though  it  changes 
only  slpwly,  and  little  by  little ; and,  subject 
only  to  such  standard,  it  is  the  leading  boys  for 
the  time  being  who  give  the  tone  to  all  the  rest, 
and  make  the  School  either  a noble  institution 
for  the  training  of  Christian  Englishmen,  or  a 
place  Avhere  a young  boy  will  get  more  evil  than 
he  would  if  he  were  turned  out  to  make  his 
waj  in  London  streets,  or  any  thing  between 
these  two  extremes. 

The  change  for  the  worse  in  the  School- 
house,  however,  didn’t  press  very  heavily  on  our 
youngsters  for  some  time ; they  were  in  a good 
bedroom,  where  slept  the  only  praspostor  left 
who  was  able  to  keep  thorough  order,  and  their 
study  was  in  his  passage ; so,  though  they  were 
fagged  more  or  less,  and  occasionally  kicked  or 
cuffed  b}’’  the  bullies,  they  were  on  the  w'hole 
well  off ; and  the  fresh  brave  school-life,  so  full 
of  games,  adventures,  and  good  fellowship,  so 
ready  at  forgetting,  so  capacious  at  enjoying,  so 
bright  at  forecasting,  outweighed  a thousandfold 
their  troubles  with  the  master  of  their  form,  and 
the  occasional  ill-usage  of  the  big  boys  in  the 
house.  It  w’asn’t  till  some  year  or  so  after  the 
events  recorded  above,  that  the  prsepostor  of 
their  room  and  passage  left.  None  of  the  other 
sixth-form  boys  would  move  into  their  passage, 
and,  to  the  disgust  and  indignation  of  Tom  and 
East,  one  morning  after  breakfast  they  were 
seized  upon  by  Flashman,  and  made  to  carry 
down  his  books  and  furniture  into  the  unoccu- 
pied study  which  he  had  taken.  From  this 
time' they  began  to  feel  the  weight  of  the  tyran- 
ny of  Flashman  and  his  friends,  and,  now  that 
trouble  had  come  home  to  their  own  doors,  be- 
gan to  look  out  for  sympathizers  and  partners 
amongst  the  rest  of  the  fags  ; and  meetings  of 
the  oppressed  began  to  be  held,  and  murmurs 
to  arise,  and  plots  to  be  laid,  as  to  how  they 
tkhould  free  themselves  and  be  avenged  on  their 
enemies. 

While  matters  were  in  this  state.  East  and 


Tom  were  one  evening  sitting  in  their  study. 
They  had  done  their  work  for  first  lesson,  and 
Tom  was  in  a brown  study,  brooding,  like  a 
young  William  Tell,  upon  the  wrongs  of  fags  in 
general,  and  bis  own  in  particular. 

“I  say.  Scud,”  said  he  at  last,  rousing  him- 
self to  snuff  the  candle,  “ what  right  have  the 
fifth-form  boys’  to  fag  us  as  they  do  ?” 

“No  more  right  than  you  have  to  fag  them,” 
answered  East,  without  looking  up  from  an  early 
number  of  Pickwick,  which  was  just  coming 
out,  and  which  he  was  luxuriously  devouring, 
stretched  on  his  back  on  the  sofa. 

Tom  relapsed  into  his  brown  study,  and  East 
went  on  reading  and  chuckling.  The  contrast 
of  the  boys’  faces  would  have  given  infinite 
amusement  to  a looker-on,  the  one  so  solemn 
and  big  with  mighty  purpose,  the  other  radiant 
and  bubbling  over  with  fun. 

“Do  you  know,  old  fellow,  I’ve  been  think- 
ing it  over  a good  deal,”  began  Tom  again. 

“Oh  yes,  I know,  fagging  you  are  thinking 
of.  Hang  it  all — but  listen  here,  Tom — here’s 
fun.  Mr.  Winkle's  horse — ” 

“And  I’ve  made  up  my  mind,”  broke  in 
Tom,  “that  I won’t  fag  except  for  the  sixth.” 

“ Quite  right,  too,  my  boy,”  cried  East,  put- 
ting his  finger  on  the  place  and  looking  up ; 
“ but  a pretty  peck  of  troubles  you’ll  get  into, 
if  you’re  going  to  play  that  game.  However, 
I’m  all  for  a strike  myself,  if  we  can  get  others 
to  join — it’s  getting  too  bad.” 

“Can’t  we  get  some  sixth-form  fellow  to 
take  it  up  ?”  asked  Tom. 

“Well,  perhaps  we  might;  Morgan  would 
interfere,  I think.  Only,”  added  East,  after  a 
moment’s  pause,  “you  see  we  should  have  to 
tell  him  about  it,  and  that’s  against  School 
principles.  Don’t  you  remember  what  Old 
Brooke  said  about  learning  to  take  our  own 
parts  ?” 

“Ah,  I wish  Old  Brooke  were  back  again — 
it  was  all  right  in  his  time.” 

“ Why,  yes,  you  see  then  the  strongest  and 
best  fellows  were  in  the  sixth,  and  the  fifth-form 
fellows  were  afraid  of  them,  and  they  kept  good 
order ; but  now  our  sixth-form  fellows  are  too 
small,  and  the  fifth  don’t  care  for  them,  and  do 
what  they  like  in  the  house.” 

“And  so  we  get  a double  set  of  masters,” 
cried  Tom,  indignantly  ; “ the  lawful  ones,  who 
are  responsible  to  the  Doctor  at  any  rate,  and 
the  unlawful — the  tyrants,  who  are  responsible 
to  nobody.” 

“ Down  with  the  tyrants !”  cried  East ; “ I’m 
all  for  law  and  order,  and  hurrah  for  a revolu- 
tion!” 

“I  shouldn’t  mind  if  it  were  only  for  young 
Brooke  now,”  said  Tom,  “he’s  such  a good- 
hearted,  gentlemanly  fellow,  and  ought  to  be  in 
the  sixth — I’d  do  any  thing  for  him.  But  that 
blackguard  Flashman,  who  never  speaks  to  one 
without  a kick  or  an  oath — ” 

“The  cowardly  brute,”  broke  in  East,  “ how 
I hate  him ! And  he  knows  it  too — he  knows 
that  you  and  I think  him  a coward.  What  a 


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bore  that  he’s  got  a study  in  this  passage ! don’t 
you  hear  them  now  at  supper  in  his  den? 
Brandy  punch  going,  I’ll  bet.  I wish  the  Doc- 
tor would  come  out  and  catch  him.  We  must 
change  our  study  as  soon  as  we  can.” 

“ Change  or  no  change,  I’ll  never  fag  for  him 
again,”  said  Tom,  thumping  the  table. 

“Fa-a-a-ag!”  sounded  along  the  passage 
from  Flashman’s  study.  The  two  boys  looked 
at  one  another  in  silence.  It  had  struck  nine,' 
so  the  regular  night-fags  had  left  duty,  and 
they  were  the  nearest  to  the  supper-party.  East 
sat  up,  and  began  to  look  comical,  as  he  always 
did  under  difficulties. 

“Fa-a-a-ag!”  again.  No  answer. 

“Here,  Brown!  East!  you  cursed  young 
skulks,”  roared  out  Flashman,  coming  to  his 
open  door,  “I  know  you’re  in — no  shirking.” 
Tom  stole  to  their  door,  and  drew  the  bolts 
as  noiselessly  as  he  could;  East  blew  out  the 
candle.  “Barricade  the  first,”  whispered  he. 
“ Now,  Tom,  mind,  no  surrender.” 

“Trust  me  for  that,”  said  Tom  between  his 
teeth. 

In  another  minute  they  heard  the  supper- 
party  turn  out  and  come  down  the  passage  to 
their  door.  Tliey  held  their  breaths,  and  heard 
whispering,  of  which  they  only  made  out  Flash- 
man’s  words,  “ I know  the  young  brutes  are  in.” 
Then  came  summonses  to  open,  which  being 
unanswered,  the  assault  commenced : luckily 
the  door  was  a good  strong  oak  one,  and  resist- 
ed the  united  weight  of  Flashman’s  party.  A 
pause  followed,  and  they  heard  a besieger  re- 
mark, “They’re  in  safe  enough — don’t  you  see 
how  the  door  holds  at  top  and  bottom?  so  the 
bolts  must  be  drawn.  We  should  have  forced 
the  lock  long  ago.”  East  gave  Tom  a nudge, 
to  call  attention  to  this  scientific  remark. 

Then  came  attacks  on  particular  panels,  one 
of  which  at  last  gave  way  to  the  repeated  kicks ; 
but  it  broke  inwards,  and  the  broken  pieces  got 
jammed  across,  the  door  being  lined  with  green 
baize,  and  couldn’t  easily  be  removed  from  out- 
side ; and  the  besieged,  scorning  further  con- 
cealment, strengthened  their  defenses  by  press- 
ing the  end  of  their  sofa  against  the  door.  So, 
after  one  or  two  more  ineffectual  efforts.  Flash- 
man  & Co.  retired,  vowing  vengeance  in  no 
mild  terms. 

The  first  danger  over,  it  only  remained  for 
the  besieged  to  effect  a safe  retreat,  as  it  was 
now  near  bedtime.  They  listened  intently, 
and  heard  the  supper-party  resettle  themselves, 
and  then  gently  drew  baek  first  one  bolt  and 
then  the  other.  Presently  the  convivial  noises 
began  again  steadily.  “Now  then,  stand  by 
for  a run,”  said  East,  throwing  the  door  wide 
open  and  rushing  into  the  passage,  closely  fol- 
lowed by  Tom.  They  were  too  quick  to  be 
caught,  but  Flashman  was  on  the  look-out,  and 
sent  an  empty  pickle-jar  whizzing  after  them, 
which  narrowly  missed  Tom’s  head,  and  broke 
into  twenty  pieces  at  the  end  of  the  passage. 
“He  wouldn’t  mind  killing  one,  if  he  wasn’t 
caught,”  said  East,  as  they  turned  the  corner. 


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There  was  no  pursuit,  so  the  two  turned  into 
the  hall,  where  they  found  a knot  of  small  boys 
round  the  fire.  Tfieir  story  was  told — the  war 
of  independence  had  broken  out — who  would 
join  the  revolutionary  forces  ? Several  others 
present  bound  themselves  not  to  fiig  for  the 
fifth  form  at  once.  One  or  two  only  edged  off’, 
and  left  the  rebels.  What  else  could  they  do  ? 
“ I’ve  a good  mind  to  go  to  the  Doctor  straight,” 
said  Tom. 

“That’ll  never  do — don’t  you  remember  the 
levy  of  the  School  last  half?”  put  in  another. 

In  fact,  the  solemn  assembly,  a levy  of  the 
School,  had  been  held,  at  which  the  captain  of 
the  School  had  got  up,  and,  after  premising  that 
several  instances  had  occurred  of  matters  liav- 
ing  been  reported  to  the  masters,  that  this  was 
against  public  morality  and  School  tradition  ; 
that  a levy  of  the  si.xth  had  been  held  on  the 
subject,  and  they  had  resolved  that  the  practice 
must  be  stopped  at  once;  and  given  out  that 
any  boy,  in  whatever  form,  who  should  thence- 
forth appeal  to  a master,  without  having  first 
gone  to  some  praepostor  and  laid  the  case  before 
him,  should  be  thrashed  publicly,  and  sent  to 
Coventry. 

“Well,  then,  let’s  try  the  sixth.  Try  Mor- 
gan,” suggested  another.  “ No  use  ” — “ Blab- 
bing won’t  do,”  was  the  general  feeling. 

“I’ll  give  you  fellows  a piece  of  advice,” 
said  a voice  from  the  end  of  the  hall.  They  all 
turned  round  with  a start,  and  the  speaker  got 
up  from  a bench  on  which  he  had  been  lying 
unobserved,  and  gave  himself  a shake ; he  was 
a big  loose-made  fellow,  with  huge  limbs  which 
had  grown  too  far  through  his  jacket  and  trow- 
sers.  “ Don’t  you  go  to  any  body  at  all — you 
just  stand  out ; say  you  won’t  fag — they’ll  soon 
get  tired  of  licking  you.  I’ve  tried  it  on  years 
ago  with  their  forerunners.” 

“No!  did  you?  tell  us  how  it  was,” cried  a 
chorus  of  voices,  as  they  clustered  round  him. 

“Well,  just  as  it  is  with  yon.  The  fifth 
form  would  ffig  us,  and  I and  some  more 
struck,  and  we  beat  ’em.  The  good  fellows  left 
off  directly,  and  the  bullies  who  kept  on  soon 
got  afraid.” 

“Was  Flashman  here  then  ?” 

“Yes!  and  a dirty  little  snivelling,  sneaking 
fellow  he  was  too.  He  never  dared  join  us, 
and  used  to  toady  the  bullies  by  offering  to  fag 
for  them,  and  peaching  against  the  rest  of  us.” 

“ Why  wasn’t  he  cut,  then  ?”  said  East. 

“Oh,  toadies  never  get  cut,  they’re  too  use- 
ful. Besides,  he  has  no  end  of  great  hampers 
from  home,  with  wine  and  game  in  them ; so 
he  toadied  and  fed  himself  into  favor.” 

The  quarter-to-ten  bell  now  rang,  and  the 
small  boys  went  off  up  stairs,  still  consulting 
together,  and  praising  their  new  counsellor*, 
who  stretched  himself  out  on  the  bench  before 
the  Hall  fire  again.  There  he  lay,  a very  queer 
specimen  of  boyhood,  by  name  Diggs,  and  fa- 
miliarly called  “tbe  Mucker.”  He  was  young 
for  his  size,  and  a very  clever  fellow,  nearly  at 
the  top  of  the  fifth.  His  friends  at  home,  hav- 


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ing  regard,  I suppose,  to  his  age,  and  not  to  his  ^ 
size  and  place  in  the  School,  hadn’t  put  him  | 
into  tails ; iind  even  his  jackets  were  always  too  | 
small;  and  he  had  a talent  for  destroying 
clothes,  and  making  himself  look  shabby.  He 
wasn’t  on  terms  with  Flashman’s  set,  wlio 
sneered  at  his  dress  and  ways  behind  his  back,  ; 
which  he  knew,  and  revenged  himself  by  ask- ' 
ing  Flashman  the  most  disagreeable  questions,  ' 
and  treating  him  familiarly  whenever  a crowd 
of  boys  were  round  him.  Neither  was  he  inti- 
mate with  any  of  the  other  bigger  boys,  who 
were  warned  off  by  his  oddnesses,  for  he  was  a 
very  queer  fellow;  besides,  amongst  other  fail- 
ings, he  had  that  of  impecuniosity  in  a remark- 
able degree.  He  brought  as  much  money  as 
other  boys  to  school,  but  got  rid  of  it  in  no  time,  ' 
no  one  knew  how.  And  then,  being  also  reck- 
le.ss,  borrowed  from  any  one,  and  wlien  his 
debts  accumulated  and  creditors  pressed,  would 
have  an  auction  in  the  Hall  of  every  tiling  he  j 
possessed  in  the  world,  selling  even  his  school- 
books, candlestick,  and  study  table.  For  weeks  ^ 
after  one  of  these  auctions,  having  rendered  his 
study  uninhabitable,  he  would  live  about  in  the  , 
fifth-form  room  and  Hall,  doing  his  verses  on 
old  letter-backs  and  odd  scraps  of  paper,  and 
learning  his  lessons  no  one  knew  how.  He 
never  meddled  with  any  little  boy,  and  was 
popular  w'ith  them,  though  they  all  looked  on 
him  with  a sort  of  compassion,  and  called  him 
“poor  Diggs,”  not  being  able  to  resist  appear- 
ances, or  to  disregard  wholly  even  the  sneers  of 
their  enemy  Flashman.  However,  he  seemed 
equally  indifferent  to  the  sneers  of  big  boys  and 
the  pity  of  small  ones,  and  lived  his  own  queer 
life  with  much  apparent  enjoyment  to  himself. 
It  is  necessary  to  introduce  Diggs  thus  particu- 
larly, as  he  not  only  did  Tom  and  East  good 
service  in  their  present  warfare,  as  is  about  to 
be  told,  but  soon  afterwards,  when  he  got  into 
the  sixth,  chose  them  for  his  fags,  and  excused 
them  from  study-fagging,  there%  earning  unto 
himself  eternal  gratitude  from  them,  and  all 
who  are  interested  in  their  history. 

And  seldom  had  small  boys  more  need  of  a 
friend,  for  the  morning  after  the  siege  the  storm 
burst  upon  the  rebels  in  all  its  violence.  Flash- 
man  laid  wait,  and  caught  Tom  before  second 
lesson,  and  receiving  a point  blank  “ No,”  when 
told  to  fetch  his  hat,  seized  him  and  twisted  his 
arm,  and  went  through  the  other  methods  of  tor- 
ture in  use : — “ He  couldn’t  make  me  cry,  tho’,” 
as  Tom  said  triumphantly  to  the  rest  of  the 
rebels,  “and  I kicked  his  shins  well,  I know.” 
And  soon  it  crept  out  that  a lot  of  the  fags  were 
in  league,  and  Flashman  excited  his  associates 
to  join  him  in  bringing  the  young  vagabonds  to 
their  senses ; and  the  house  was  filled  wit'n  con- 
stant chasings,  and  sieges,  and  lickings  of  all 
sorts  ; and  in  return,  the  bullies’  beds  were  pull- 
ed to  pieces,  and  drenched  with  water,  and  their 
names  written  up  on  the  walls  with  every  insult- 
ing epithet  which  the  fag  invention  could  fur- 
nish. The  war  in  short  raged  fiercely ; but  soon, 
as  Diggs  had  told  them,  all  the  better  fellows  in 


the  fifth  gave  up  trying  to  fag  them,  and  j)ublic 
feeling  began  to  set  against  Flashman  and  his 
two  or  three  intimates,  and  they  were  obliged 
to  keep  their  doings  more  secret,  but  being  thor- 
ough bad  fellows,  missed  no  opportunity  of  tor- 
turing in  private.  Flashman  was  an  adept  in 
all  ways,  but  above  all  in  the  jjower  of  saying 
cutting  and  cruel  things,  and  could  often  bring 
tears  to  the  eyes  of  boys  in  this  way,  which  all 
the  thrashings  in  the  world  wouldn’t  have  wrung 
from  them. 

And  as  his  operations  were  being  cut  short  in 
other  directions,  he  now  devoted  himself  chiefly 
to  Tom  and  East,  who  lived  at  his  own  door, 
and  would  force  himself  into  their  study  when- 
ever he  found  a chance,  and  sit  there,  sometimes 
alone,  and  sometimes  with  a companion,  inter- 
rupting all  their  work,  and  exulting  in  the  evi- 
dent pain  which  every  now  and  then  he  could 
see  he  was  inflicting  on  one  or  the  other. 

The  storm  had  cleared  the  air  for  the  rest  of 
the  house,  and  a better  state  of  things  now  began 
than  there  had  been  since  Old  Brooke  had  left ; 
but  an  angry  dark  spot  of  thunder-doud  still 
hung  over  the  end  of  the  passage,  where  Flash- 
man’s  study  and  that  of  East  and  Tom  lay. 

He  felt  that  they  had  been  the  first  rebels, 
and  that  the  rebellion  had  been  to  a great  extent 
successful ; but  what  above  all  stirred  the  hatred 
and  bitterness  of  his  heart  against  them  w'as  that, 
in  the  frequent  collisions  which  there  had  been 
of  late,  they  had  openly  called  him  coward  and 
sneak — the  taunts  were  too  true  to  be  forgiven. 
While  he  was  in  the  act  of  thrashing  them,  they 
would  roar  out  instances  of  his  funking  at  foot- 
ball, or  shirking  some  encounter  with  a lout  of 
half  his  own  size.  These  things  were  all  w'ell 
enough  known  in  the  house,  but  to  have  his  own 
disgrace  shouted  out  by  small  boys,  to  feel  that 
they  despised  him,  to  be  unable  to  silence  them 
by  any  amount  of  torture,  and  to  see  the  open 
laugh  and  sneer  of  his  own  associates  (who  were 
looking  on,  and  took  no  trouble  to  hide  their 
scorn  from  him,  though  they  neither  interfered 
with  his  bullying  or  lived  a bit  the  less  inti- 
mately with  him),  made  him  beside  himself. 
Come  wliat  might,  he  would  make  those  boys’ 
lives  miserable.  So  the  strife  settled  down  into 
a personal  affair  between  Flashman  and  our 
youngsters;  a war  to  the  knife,  to  be  fought  out 
in  the  little  cockpit  at  the  end  of  the  bottom  pas- 
sage. 

Flashman,  be  it  said,  was  about  seventeen 
years  old,  and  big  and  strong  of  his  age.  He 
played  well  at  all  games  where  jiluck  wasn’t  much 
wanted,  and  managed  generally  to  keeji  uj)  ap- 
pearances where  it  was;  and  having  a bluff  ofi- 
hand  manner,  which  passed  for  heartiness,  and 
consideral)lc  powers  of  being  pleasant  when  he 
liked,  went  down  with  the  school  in  general  for 
a good  fellow  enough.  Even  in  the  School-house, 
by  dint  of  his  command  of  money,  the  constant 
supply  of  good  things  which  he  kept  up,  and  his 
adroit  toadyism,  he  had  managed  to  make  him- 
self not  only  tolerated  but  rather  popular  amongst 
hisowncontem])ornries;  although  Young  Brooke 


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scarcely  spoke  to  him,  and  one  or  two  others  of 
the  right  sort  showed  their  opinions  of  him 
whenever  a chance  ottered.  But  the  wrong  sort 
happened  to  be  in  the  ascendant  just  now,  and 
so  Flashman  was  a formidable  enemy  for  small 
boys.  This  soon  became  plain  enough.  Flash- 
man  left  no  slander  unspoken,  and  no  deed  un- 
done, which  could  in  any  way  hurt  his  victims, 
or  isolate  them  from  the  rest  of  the  house.  One 
by  one  most  of  the  other  rebels  fell  away  from 
them,  while  Flashman’s  cause  prospered,  and 
several  other  fifth-fonn  boys  began  to  look  black 
at  them  and  ill-treat  them  as  they  passed  about 
the  house.  By  keeping  out  of  bounds,  or  at  all 
events  out  of  the  house  and  quadrangle,  all  day, 
and  carefully  barring  themselves  in  at  night. 
East  and  Tom  managed  to  hold  on  without  feel- 
ing very  miserable  ; but  it  was  as  much  as  they 
could  do.  Greatly  were  they  drawn  then  towards 
old  Diggs,  who,  in  an  uncouth  way,  began  to 
take  a good  deal  of  notice  of  them,  and  once  or 
twice  came  to  their  study  when  Flashman  was 
there,  who  immediately  decamped  in  conse- 
quence. The  boys  thought  that  Diggs  must 
have  been  watching. 

When,  therefore,  about  this  time,  an  auction 
was  one  night  announced  to  take  place  in  the 
Hall,  at  which,  amongst  the  superfluities  of  other 
boys,  all  Diggs’  Penates  for  the  time  being  were 
going  to  the  hammer.  East  and  Tom  laid  their 
heads  together,  and  resolved  to  devote  their 
ready  cash  (some  four  shillings  sterling)  to  re- 
deem such  articles  as  that  sum  would  cover. 
Accordingly,  they  duly  attended  to  bid,  and  Tom 
became  the  owner  of  two  lots  of  Diggs’  things : — 
Lot  1,  price  one-and-tlu'eepence,  consisting  (as 
the  auctioneer  remarked)  of  a “ valuable  assort- 
ment of  old  metals,”  in  the  shape  of  a mouse- 
trap, a cheese-toaster  without  a handle,  and  a 
saucepan  ; Lot  2,  of  a villainous  dirty  table-cloth 
and  green-baize  curtain : while  East,  for  one- 
and-sixpence,  purchased  a leather  paper-case, 
with  a lock  but  no  key,  once  handsome,  but  now 
much  the  worse  for  wear.  But  they  had  still  the 
point  to  settle,  of  how  to  get  Diggs  to  take  the 
things  without  hurting  his  feelings.  This  they 
solved  by  leaving  them  in  his  study,  which  was 
never  locked  when  he  Avas  out.  Diggs,  who 
had  attended  the  auction,  remembered  who  had 
bought  the  lots,  and  came  to  their  study  soon 
after,  and  sat  silent  for  some  time,  cracking  his 
great  red  finger-joints.  Then  he  laid  hold  of 
their  verses,  and  began  looking  over  and  alter- 
ing them,  and  at  last  got  up,  and  turning  his 
back  to  them,  said,  “You’re  uncommon  good- 
hearted  little  beggars,  you  two — I value  that 
paper- case  ; my  sister  gave  it  me  last  holidays — 
I won’t  forget;”  and  so  tumbled  out  into  the 
passage,  leaving  them  somewhat  embarrassed, 
but  not  sorry  that  he  knew  what  they  had  done. 

The  next  morning  was  Saturday,  the  day  on 
which  the  allowances  of  one  shilling  a week  were 
paid,  an  important  event  to  spendthrift  young- 
sters ; and  great  was  the  disgust  amongst  the 
small  fry,  to  hear  that  all  the  allowances  had 
been  impounded  for  the  Derby  lottery.  That 


great  event  in  the  English  year,  the  Derby,  was 
celebrated  at  Rugby  in  those  days  by  many  lot- 
teries. It  was  not  an  improving  custom,  1 own, 
gentle  reader,  and  led  to  making  books  and  bet- 
ting, and  other  objectionable  results  ; but  when 
our  great  Houses  of  Palaver  think  it  right  to  stop 
the  nation’s  business  on  that  day,  and  many  of 
the  members  bet  heavily  themselves,  can  you 
blame  us  boys  for  following  the  example  of  our 
betters? — at  any  rate  Ave  did  follow  it.  First 
there  was  the  great  School  lottery,  Avhere  the 
first  prize  Avas  six  or  seven  pounds ; then  each 
house  had  one  or  more  separate  lotteries.  These 
Avere  all  nominally  voluntary,  no  boy  being  com- 
pelled to  put  in  his  shilling  who  didn’t  choose 
to  do  so  ; but  besides  Flashman,  there  were  three 
or  four  other  fast  sporting  young  gentlemen  in 
the  School-house,  who  considered  subscription 
a matter  of  duty  and  necessity,  and  so  to  make 
their  duty  come  easy  to  the  small  boys,  quietly 
secured  the  allowances  in  a lump  when  given 
out  for  distribution,  and  kept  them.  It  Avas  no 
use  grumbling — so  many  foAver  tartlets  and  ap- 
ples Avere  eaten  and  fives’-balls  bought  on  that 
Saturday ; and  after  locking-up,  when  the  money 
Avould  otherwise  have  been  spent,  consolation 
Avas  carried  to  many  a small  boy,  by  the  sound 
of  the  night-fags  sliouting  along  the  passages, 
“ Gentlemen  sportsmen  of  the  School-house,  the 
lottery’s  going  to  be  drawn  in  the  Hall.”  It 
Avas  pleasant  to  be  called  a gentleman  sports- 
man— also  to  have  a chance  of  drawing  a favor- 
ite horse. 

The  Hall  was  full  of  boys,  and  at  the  head  of 
one  of  the  long  tables  stood  the  sporting  inter- 
est, Avith  a hat  before  them,  in  Avhich  were  the 
tickets  folded  up.  One  of  them  then  began 
calling  out  the  list  of  the  house  ; each  boy  as 
his  name  was  called  drcAv  a ticket  from  the  hat 
and  opened  it ; and  most  of  the  bigger  boys,  af- 
ter drawing,  left  the  Hall  directly  to  go  back  to 
their  studies  or  the  fifth-form  room.  The 
sporting  interest  had  all  draAvn  blanks,  and  they 
Avere  sulky  accordingly;  neither  of  the  favorites 
had  yet  been  draAvn,  and  it  had  come  doAvn  to 
the  upper  fourth.  So  noAv,  as  each  small  boy 
came  up  and  drcAv  his  ticket,  it  Avas  seized  and 
opened  by  Flashman,  or  some  other  of  the 
standers-by.  But  no  great  favorite  is  draAvn 
until  it  comes  to  the  Tadpole’s  turn,  and  he 
shuffles  up,  and  draws,  and  tries  to  make  off, 
but  is  caught,  and  his  ticket  is  opened  like  the 
rest. 

“ Here  you  are  ! Wanderer ! the  third  faA'or- 
ite,”  shouts  the  opener. 

“I  say,  just  gi\-e  me  my  ticket,  please,”  re- 
monstrates Tadpole. 

“Hullo,  don’t  be  in  a hurry,”  breaks  in 
Flashman,  “ Avhat’ll  you  sell  Wanderer  for, 
now  ?” 

“ I don’t  Avant  to  sell,”  rejoins  Tadpole. 

“ Oh,  don’t  you  ? Noav  listen,  you  young 
fool — you  don’t  knoAV  any  thing  about  it ; the 
horse  is  no  use  to  you.  He  won’t  Avin,  but  I 
want  him  as  a hedge.  Noav  I’ll  giA'c  you  half 
a croAvn  for  him.”  Tadpole  holds  out,  but  be- 


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tween  threats  and  cajoleries  at  length  sells  half 
for  one-shilling-and-sixpence,  about  a fifth  of  its 
fair  market  value  ; however,  he  is  glad  to  real- 
ize any  thing,  and  as  he  wisely  remarks, 
“Wanderer  mayn’t  win,  and  the  tizzy  is  safe 
anyliow.” 

East  presently  comes  up,  and  draws  a blank. 
Soon  after  comes  Tom’s  turn  ; his  ticket,  like 
the  others,  is  seized  and  opened.  “ Here  you 
are  then,”  shouts  the  opener,  holding  it  up  : 
“Harkaway!  By  Jove,  Flashey,  your  young 
friend’s  in  luck.” 

“Give  me  the  ticket,”  says  Flashraan  with 
an  oath,  leaning  across  the  table  with  open 
hand,  and  his  face  black  with  rage. 

“Wouldn’t  you  like  it?”  replies  the  opener, 
not  a bad  fellow  at  the  bottom,  and  no  admirer 
of  Flashman.  “Here,  Brown,  catch  hold,”  and 
he  hands  the  ticket  to  Tom,  who  pockets  it ; 
whereupon  Flashman  makes  for  the  door  at 
once,  that  Tom  and  the  ticket  may  not  escape, 
and  there  keeps  watch  until  the  drawing  is 
over,  and  all  the  boys  are  gone,  except  the 
sporting  set  of  five  or  six,  who  stay  to  compare 
books,  make  bets,  and  so  on  ; Tom,  who  doesn’t 
choose  to  move  while  Flashman  is  at  the  door, 
and  East,  who  stays  by  his  friend,  anticipating 
trouble. 

The  sporting  set  now  gathered  around  Tom. 
Public  opinion  wouldn’t  allow  them  actually  to 
rob  him  of  his  ticket,  but  any  humbug  or  intimi- 
dation by  which  he  could  be  driven  to  sell  the 
whole  or  part  at  an  under  value  was  lawful. 

“ Now,  young  Brown,  come,  what’ll  you  sell 
me  Harkaway  for  ? I hear  he  isn’t  going  to 
start.  Pil  give  you  five  shillings  for  him,”  be- 
gins the  boy  who  had  opened  the  ticket.  Tom, 
remembering  his  good  deed,  and  moreover  in 
his  forlorn  state  wishing  to  make  a friend,  is 
about  to  accept  the  offer,  when  another  cries 
out,  “ I’ll  give  you  seven  shillings.”  Tom  hesi- 
tated, and  looked  from  one  to  the  other. 

“ No,  no !”  said  Flashman,  pushing  in, 
“ leave  me  to  deal  with  him ; we’ll  draw  lots 
for  it  afterwards.  Now,  sir,  you  know  me — 
you’ll  sell  Harkaway  to  us  for  five  shillings,  or 
you’ll  repent  it.” 

“I  won’t  sell  a bit  of  him,”  answered  Tom, 
shortly. 

“You  hear  that  now!”  said  Flashman,  turn- 
ing to  the  others.  “He’s  the  coxiest  young 
blackguard  in  the  house — I always  told  you  so. 
We’re  to  have  all  tlie  trouble  and  risk  of  get- 
ting up  the  lotteries  for  the  benefit  of  such  fel- 
lows as  he.” 

Flashman  forgets  to  explain  what  risk  they 
ran,  but  he  speaks  to  willing  ears.  Gambling 
makes  boys  selfish  and  cruel  as  well  as  men. 

“That’s  true, — we  always  draw  blanks,” 
cried  one.  “Now,  sir,  you  shall  sell  half,  at 
any  rate.” 

“ I won’t,”  said  Tom,  flushing  up  to  his  hair, 
and  lumping  them  all  in  his  mind  wdth  his 
sworn  enemy. 

“Very  well,  then,  let's  ronst  him,”  cried 
Flashman,  and  catches  hold  of  Tom  by  the  col- 


lar : one  or  two  boys  hesitate,  but  the  rest  join 
in.  East  seizes  Tom’s  arm  and  tries  to  pull 
him  away,  but  is  knocked  back  by  one  of  the 
boys,  and  Tom  is  dragged  along  struggling. 
His  shoulders  are  pushed  against  the  mantel- 
piece, and  he  is  held  by  main  force  before  the 
fire,  Flashman  drawing  his  trow'sers  tight  by 
way  of  extra  torture.  Poor  East,  in  more  ]iain 
even  than  Tom,  suddenly  thinks  of  Diggs,  and 
darts  off  to  find  him.  “ Will  you  sell  now  for 
ten  shillings  ?”  says  one  boy  who  is  relenting. 

Tom  only  answers  by  groans  and  struggles, 

“I  say,  Flashey,  he  has  had  enough,”  says 
the  same  boy,  dropping  the  arm  he  holds. 

“No,  no,  another  turn’ll  do  it,”  answers 
Flashman.  But  poor  Tom  is  done  already, 
turns  deadly  pale,  and  his  head  falls  forward 
on  his  breast,  just  as  Diggs,  in  frantic  excite- 
ment, rushes  into  the  Hall  with  East  at  his 
heels. 

“You  cowardly  brutes  !”  is  all  he  can  say,  as 
he  catches  Tom  from  them  and  supports  him  to 
the  Hall  table.  “ Good  God  I he’s  dying. 
Here,  get  some  cold  water — run  for  the  house- 
keeper.” 

Flashman  and  one  or  two  others  slink  away  ; 
the  rest,  ashamed  and  sorry,  bend  over  Tom  or 
run  for  water,  while  East  darts  off  for  the  house- 
keeper. Water  comes,  and  they  throw  it  on  his 
hands  and  face,  and  he  begins  to  come  to. 
“ Mother  !” — the  words  came  feebly  and  slowly 
— “ it’s  very  cold  to-night.”  Poor  old  Diggs  is 
blubbering  like  a child.  “ Where  am  I ?”  goes 
on  Tom,  opening  his  eyes.  “Ah  ! I remember 
now,”  and  he  shut  his  eyes  again  and  groaned. 

“I  say,”  is  whispered,  “we  can’t  do  any 
good,  and  the  housekeeper  will  be  here  in  a 
minute,”  and  all  but  one  steal  away;  he  stays 
with  Diggs,  silent  and  sorrowful,  and  fans 
Tom’s  face. 

The  housekeeper  comes  in  with  strong  salts, 
and  Tom  soon  recovers  enough  to  sit  up. 
There  is  a smell  of  burning ; she  examines  his 
clothes,  and  looks  up  inquiringly.  The  boys 
are  silent. 

“How  did  he  come  so ?”  No  answer. 

“There’s  been  some  bad  work  here,”  she 
adds,  looking  very  serious,  ‘ ‘ and  I shall  speak 
to  the  Doctor  about  it.”  Still  no  answer. 

“ Hadn’t  we  better  carry  him  to  the  sick- 
room ?”  suggests  Diggs. 

“ Oh,  I can  walk  now,”  says  Tom  ; and,  sup- 
ported by  East  and  the  housekeeper,  goes  to  the 
sick-room.  The  boy  who  held  his  ground  is 
soon  amongst  the  rest,  who  are  all  in  fear  of 
I their  lives.  “Did  he  peach?”  “Does  she 
know  about  it  ?” 

“Not  a word — he’s  a stanch  little  fellow.” 
And  pausing  a moment,  he  adds,  “I’m  sick  of 
this  work  : what  brutes  we’ve  been  !” 

Meantime  Tom  is  stretched  on  the  sofa  in 
the  housekeeper’s  room,  with  East  by  his  side, 
while  she  gets  wine  and  water  and  other  re- 
storatives. 

“ Are  you  much  hurt,  dear  old  boy?”  whis- 
P'^rs  East. 


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BOASTING  A FAG. 


“Only  the  back  of  my  legs,”  answers  Tom. 
They  are  indeed  badly  scorched,  and  part  of  his 
Irowsers  burnt  through.  But  soon  he  is  in  bed 
with  cold  bandages.  At  first  he  feels  broken, 
and  thinks  of  writing  home  and  getting  taken 
away  ; and  the  verse  of  a hymn  he  had  learned 
years  ago  sings  through  his  head,  and  he  goes 
to  sleep,  murmuring — 

“ Where  the  wicked  ce.ase  from  troubling. 

And  the  weary  are  at  rest.” 

But  after  a sound  night’s  rest,  the  old  boy- 
spirit  comes  back  again.  East  comes  in  re- 
porting that  the  whole  House  is  with  him,  and 
he  forgets  every  thing  except  their  old  resolve, 
never  to  be  beaten  by  that  bully  Flashman. 

Not  a word  could  the  housekeeper  extract 
from  either  of  them ; and  though  the  Doctor 
knew  all  that  she  knew  that  morning,  he  never 
knew  any  more. 

I trust  and  believe  that  such  scenes  are  not 
possible  now  at  school,  and  that  lotteries  and 
betting-books  have  gone  out ; but  I am  writing 
of  schools  as  they  were  in  our  time,  and  must 
give  the  evil  with  the  good. 


CHAPTER  IX. 

A CHAPTER  OF  ACCIDENTS. 

“ Wherein  I [speak]  of  most  disastrous  chances, 

Of  moving  accidents  by  flood  and  field. 

Of  hair-breadth  ’scapes.” — Siiakspf.are. 

When  Tom  came  back  into  school  after  a 
couple  of  days  in  the  sick-room,  he  found  mat- 


ters much  changed  for  the  better,  as  East  had 
led  him  to  expect.  Elashman’s  brutality  had 
disgusted  most  even  of  his  intimate  friends,  and 
his  cowardice  had  once  more  been  made  plain 
to  the  House ; for  Diggs  had  encountered  him 
on  the  morning  after  the  lottery,  and  after  high 
words  on  both  sides  had  struck  him,  and  the 
blow  was  not  returned.  However,  Flashey  was 
not  unused  to  this  sort  of  thing,  and  had  lived 
through  as  awkward  affairs  before,  and,  as  Diggs 
had  said,  fed  and  toadied  himself  back  into  favor 
again.  Two  or  three  of  the  boys  who  had  help- 
ed to  roast  Tom  came  up  and  begged  his  par- 
don, and  thanked  him  for  not  telling  any  thing. 
Morgan  sent  for  him,  and  was  inclined  to  take 
the  matter  up  Avarmly,  but  Tom  begged  him  not 
to  do  it ; to  which  he  agreed,  on  Tom’s  promis- 
ing to  come  to  him  at  once  in  future — a promise 
which  I regret  to  say  he  didn’t  keep.  Tom 
kept  Harkaway  all  to  himself,  and  won  the  sec- 
ond prize  in  the  lottery,  some  thirty  shillings, 
which  he  and  East  contrived  to  spend  in  about 
three  days,  in  the  purchase  of  pictures  for  their 
study,  two  new  bats  and  a cricket-ball,  all  the 
best  that  could  be  got,  and  a supper  of  sausages, 
kidneys,  and  beef-steak  pies  to  all  the  rebels. 
Light  come,  light  go ; they  wouldn’t  have  been 
comfortable  Avith  money  in  their  pockets  in  the 
middle  of  the  half. 

The  embers  of  Flashman’s  wrath,  hoAvever, 
were  still  smouldering,  and  burst  out  every  now 
and  then  in  sly  blows  and  taunts,  and  they  both 
felt  that  they  hadn’t  quite  done  with  him  yet. 
It  Avasn’t  long,  hoAA’cver,  before  the  last  act  of 
that  drama  came,  and  Avith  it  the  end  of  bully- 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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in"  for  Tom  and  East  at  Rugby.  They  now 
often  stole  out  into  the  Hall  at  nights,  incited 
thereto,  partly  by  the  hope  of  finding  Diggs 
there  and  having  a talk  with  him,  partly  by 
the  excitement  of  doing  something  which  was 
against  rules  ; for,  sad  to  say,  both  of  our  young- 
sters, since  their  loss  of  character  for  steadiness 
in  their  form,  had  got  into  the  habit  of  doing 
things  which  were  forbidden,  as  a matter  of  ad- 
venture; just  in  the  same  way,  I should  fanc3’, 
as  men  fall  into  smuggling,  and  for  the  same 
sort  of  reasons  — thoughtlessness  in  the  first 
place.  It  never  occurred  to  them  to  consider 
why  such  and  such  rules  were  laid  down : the 
reason  was  nothing  to  them,  and  they  only  look- 
ed upon  rules  as  a sort  of  challenge  from  the 
rule-makers,  which  it  would  be  rather  bad  pluck 
in  them  not  to  accept;  and  then  again,  in  the 
loAver  parts  of  the  school  they  hadn’t  enough  to 
do.  The  work  of  the  form  they  could  manage 
to  get  through  pretty  easily,  keeping  a good 
enough  place  to  get  their  regular  yearly  remove ; 
and  not  having  much  ambition  beyond  this, 
their  whole  superfluous  steam  was  available  for 
games  and  scrapes.  Now,  one  rule  of  the 
House  which  it  was  a daily  pleasure  of  all  such 
boys  to  break,  was  that  after  supper  all  fogs, 
except  the  three  on  duty  in  the  passages,  should 
remain  in  their  own  studies  until  nine  o’clock ; 
and  if  caught  about  the  passages  or  Hall,  or 
in  one  another’s  studies,  they  were  liable  to 
punishments  or  caning.  The  rule  was  stricter 
than  its  observance ; for  most  of  the  sixth  spent 
their  evenings  in  the  fifth-form  room,  where  the 
library  was,  and  the  lessons  were  learnt  in  com- 
mon. Every  now  and  then,  however,  a praepos- 
tor would  be  seized  with  a fit  of  district  visiting, 
and  would  make  a tour  of  the  passages  and  Hall, 
and  the  fags’  studies.  Then,  if  the  owner  were 
entertaining  a friend  or  two,  the  first  kick  at  the 
door  and  ominous  “Open  here”  had  the  effect 
of  the  shadow  of  a hawk  over  a chicken-yard ; 
every  one  cut  to  cover — one  small  boy  diving 
under  the  sofa,  another  under  the  table,  while 
the  owner  would  hastily  pull  down  a book  or 
two  and  open  them,  and  cry  out  in  a meek  voice, 
“Hullo,  who’s  there?”  casting  an  anxious  eye 
round,  to  see  that  no  protruding  leg  or  elbow 
could  betray  the  hidden  boys.  “ Open,  sir,  di- 
rectly; it’s  Snooks.”  “ Oh,  I’m  very  sorry;  I 
didn’t  know  it  was  you,  Snooks ;”  and  then,  with 
well-feigned  zeal,  the  door  would  be  opened, 
young  Hopeful  praying  that  that  beast  Snooks 
mightn’t  have  heard  the  scuffle  caused  by  his 
coming.  If  a study  was  empty,  Snooks  pro- 
ceeded to  draw  the  passages  and  Hall  to  find 
the  truants. 

Well,  one  evening  in  forbidden  hours,  Tom 
and  East  w'ere  in  the  Hall.  They  occupied  the 
seats  before  the  fire  nearest  the  door,  while 
Diggs  sprawded  as  usual  before  the  farther  fire. 
He  was  busy  with  a copy  of  verses,  and  East 
and  Tom  were  chatting  together  in  whispers  by 
the  light  of  the  fire,  and  splicing  a favorite  old 
fives’-bat  which  had  sprung.  Presently  a step 
came  down  the  bottom  passage ; they  listened  a 


moment,  assured  themselves  tliat  it  wasn’t  a 
pra;postor,  and  then  went  on  with  their  work, 
and  the  door  swung  open,  and  in  walked  Flash- 
man.  He  didn’t  see  Diggs,  and  thought  it  a 
good  chance  to  keep  his  hand  in ; and  as  the 
boys  didn’t  move  for  him,  struck  one  of  them, 
to  make  them  get  out  of  his  Avay. 

“What’s  that  for?”  growled  the  assaulted 
one. 

“Because  I choose.  Y'ou’ve  no  business 
here  ; go  to  your  study.” 

“You  can’t  send  us.” 

“ Can’t  T ? Then  I’ll  thrash  you  if  you 
stay,”  said  Flashman,  savagely. 

“I  say,  you  two,”  said  Diggs,  from  the  end 
of  the  Hall,  rousing  up  and  resting  himself  on 
his  elbow,  “you’ll  never  get  rid  of  that  fellow 
till  you  lick  him.  Go  in  at  him,  both  of  you — 
I’ll  see  fair  play.” 

Flashman  Avas  taken  aback,  and  retreated 
two 'Steps.  East  looked  at  Tom.  “ Shall  avo 
try?”  said  he.  “Yes,”  said  Tom,  desperately. 
So  the  tAVO  advanced  on  Flashman,  Avith  clench- 
ed fists  and  beating  hearts.  They  Avere  about 
up  to  his  shoulder,  but  tough  boys  of  their  age, 
and  in  perfect  training ; Avhile  he,  though  strong 
and  big,  Avas  in  poor  condition  from  his  mon- 
strous habit  of  stuffing  and  AA'ant  of  exercise. 
CoAvard  as  he  Avas,  hoAvever,  Flashman  couldn’t 
SAvalloAv  such  an  insult  as  this ; besides  he  Avas 
confident  of  having  easy  Avork,  and  so  faced  the 
boys,  saying,  “You  impudent  young  black- 
guards!” Before  he  could  finish  his  abuse,  they 
rushed  in  on  him,  and  began  pummelling  at  all 
of  him  which  they  could  reach.  He  hit  out 
wildly  apd  savagely,  but  the  full  force  of  his 
bloAvs  didn’t  tell,  they  Avere  too  near  him.  It 
was  long  odds,  though,  in  point  of  strength,  and 
in  another  minute  Tom  AA'ent  spinning  back- 
Avard  over  a form,  and  Flashman  turned  to  de- 
molish East,  with  a saA'age  grin.  But  now 
Diggs  jumped  doAvn  from  the  table  on  Avhich  he 
had  seated  himself.  “ Step  there,”  shouted  he, 
“ the  round’s  over — half  minute  time  allowed.” 

“What  the  is  it  to  you  ?”  faltered  Flash- 

man,  Avho  began  to  lose  heart. 

“ I’m  going  to  see  fair,  I tell  you,”  said  Diggs 
Avith  a grin,  and  snapping  his  great  red  fingers ; 
“ 'taint  fair  for  you  to  be  fighting  one  of  them 
at  a time.  Are  you  ready,  Brown?  Time’s 
up.” 

The  small  boys  rushed  in  again.  Closing 
they  saAv  Avas  their  best  chance,  and  Flashman 
Avas  Avilder  and  more  flurried  than  eA’er : he 
caught  East  by  the  throat,  and  tried  to  force  him 
back  on  the  iron-bound  table ; Tom  grasped  his 
Avaist,  and  remembering  the  old  throAV  he  had 
learned  in  the  Vale  from  Harry  Winbnrn,  crook- 
ed his  leg  inside  Flashman’s,  and  threAV  his 
whole  weight  fonvard.  The  three  tottered  for 
a moment,  and  then  over  they  went  on  to  the 
floor,  Flashman  striking  his  head  against  a form 
in  the  Hall. 

The  tAvo  y'oungsters  sprang  to  their  legs,  but 
he  lay  there  still.  They  began  to  be  frightened. 
Tom  stooped  doAA'n,  and  then  cried  out,  scared 


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out  of  his  wits,  “He’s  bleeding  awfully;  come 
here,  East,  Diggs — he’s  dying!” 

“Not  he,”  said  Diggs,  getting  leisurely  off 
the  table;  “it’s  all  sham — he’s  only  afraid  to 
fight  it  out.” 

East  was  as  frightened  as  Tom.  Diggs  lifted 
Flashman’s  head,  and  he  groaned. 


“Fiddlesticks!  it’s  nothing  but  the  skin 
broken,”  said  the  relentless  Diggs,  feeling  his 
head.  “ Cold  water  and  a bit  of  rag’s  all  he’ll 
want.” 

“Let  me  go,”  said  Flashman,  surlily,  sitting 
up ; “I  don’t  w'ant  your  help.” 

“ We’re  really  very  sorry,”  began  East. 


“ Wiiat’s  the  matter?”  shouted  Diggs. 

‘•My  skull’s  fractured,”  sobbed  Flashman. 

“ Oh,  let  me  run  for  the  housekeeiicr,”  cried 
Tom.  “ What  shall  we  do  ?” 


“Hang  your  sorrow,”  answered  Flashman, 
holding  his  handkerchief  to  the  place;  “you 
shall  pay  for  this,  I can  tell  you,  both  of  you.” 
And  he  walked  out  of  the  Hall. 


TOM  BROWN  S SCHOOL  DAYS. 


'3 


“ He  can’t  be  very  bad,”  said  Tom  with  a deep 
sigb,  much  relieved  to  see  his  enemy  march  so 
well. 

“Not  he,”  said  Diggs,  “and  you’ll  see  yon 
won’t  be  troubled  with  him  any  more.  But,  I 
say,  your  head’s  broken  too — your  collar  is  cover- 
ed with  blood.” 

“Is  it,  though?”  said  Tom,  putting  up  his 
hand  ; “I  didn’t  know  it.” 

“ Well,  mop  it  up,  or  you’ll  have  your  jacket 
s])oilt.  And  you  have  got  a nasty  eye.  Scud ; 
you’d  better  go  and  bathe  it  well  in  cold  water.” 

“ Cheap  enough  too,  if  we’ve  done  with  our 
old  friend  Flashey,”  said  East,  as  they  made  off 
up  stairs  to  bathe  their  wounds. 

They  had  done  with  Elashman  in  one  sense, 
for  he  never  laid  finger  on  either  of  them  again  ; 
but  whatever  harm  a spiteful  heart  and  venom- 
ous tongue  could  do  them,  he  took  care  should 
be  done.  Only  throw  dirt  enough,  and  some  of 
it  is  sure  to  stick  ; and  so  it  was  with  the  fifth 
form  and  the  bigger  boys  in  general,  with  whom 
he  associated  more  or  less,  and  they  not  at  all. 
Elashman  managed  to  get  Tom  and  East  into 
disfavor,  w'hich  did  not  wear  off  for  some  time 
after  the  author  of  it  had  disappeared  from  the 
School  world.  This  event,  much  prayed  for  by 
the  small  fry  in  general,  took  place  a few  months 
after  the  above  encounter.  One  fine  summer 
evening  Elashman  had  been  regaling  himself  oh 
gin-punch,  at  Brownsover ; and,  having  exceed- 
ed his  usual  limits,  started  home  uproarious.  He 
fell  in  with  a friend  or  two  coming  back  from 
bathing,  proposed  a glass  of  beer,  to  w'hich  they 
assented,  the  weather  being  hot,  and  they  thirsty 
souls,  and  unaw’are  of  the  quantity  of  drink  which 
Elashman  had  already  on  board.  The  short  re- 
sult was,  that  Elashey  became  beastly  drunk ; 
they  tried  to  get  him  along,  but  couldn’t;  so 
they  chartered  a hurdle  and  two  men  to  carry 
him.  One  of  the  masters  came  upon  them,  and 
they  naturally  enough  fled.  The  flight  of  the 
rest  raised  the  master’a  suspicions,  and  the  good 
angel  of  the  fags  incited  him  to  examine  the 
freight,  and,  after  examination,  to  convoy  the 
hurdle  himself  up  to  the  School-house ; and  the 
Doctor,  who  had  long  had  his  eye  on  Elashman, 
arranged  for  his  withdrawal  next  morning. 

The  evil  that  men,  and  boys  too,  do,  lives 
after  them : Elashman  was  gone,  but  our  boys, 
as  hinted  above,  still  felt  the  effects  of  his  hate. 
Besides,  they  had  been  the  movers  of  the  strike 
against  unlawful  fagging.  The  cause  was  right- 
eous— the  result  had  been  triumphant  to  a great 
extent ; but  the  best  of  the  fifth,  even  those  wdio 
had  never  fagged  the  small  boys,  or  had  given 
up  the  practice  cheerfully,  couldn’t  help  feeling 
a small  grudge  against  the  first  rebels.  After 
all,  their  form  had  been  defied — on  just  grounds, 
no  doubt ; so  just,  indeed,  that  they  had  at  once 
acknowledged  the  wrong,  and  remained  passive 
in  the  strife ; had  they  sided  with  Elashman  and 
his  set,  the  rebels  must  have  given  way  at  once. 
They  couldn’t  help,  on  the  whole,  being  glad 
tliat  they  had  so  acted,  and  that  the  resistance 
had  been  successful  against  such  of  their  own 


form  as  had  shown  fight ; they  felt  tliat  hnv  and 
order  had  gained  thereby,  but  the  ringleaders 
they  couldn’t  quite  pardon  at  once.  “ Con- 
foundedly coxy  those  young  rascals  will  get,  if 
we  don’t  mind,”  was  the  general  feeling. 

So  it  is,  and  must  be  always,  my  dear  boys. 
If  the  Angel  Gabriel  were  to  come  down  from 
heaven,  and  head  a successful  rise  against  the 
most  abominable  and  unrighteous  vested  inter- 
est which  this  poor  old  world  groans  under,  he 
would  most  certainly  lose  his  character  for  many 
years,  probably  for  centuries,  not  only  with  the 
upholders  of  said  vested  interest,  but  with  the 
respectable  mass  of  the  people  whom  he  had  de- 
livered. They  wouldn’t  ask  him  to  dinner,  or 
let  their  names  appear  with  his  in  the  papers ; 
they  would  be  very  careful  how  they  spoke  of  him 
in  the  Palaver,  or  at  their  clubs.  What  can  we 
expect,  then,  when  we  have  only  poor  gallant 
blundering  men  like  Kossuth,  Garibaldi,  Maz- 
zini,  and  righteous  causes  whieh  do  not  triumph 
in  their  hands ; men  who  have  holes  enough  in 
their  armor,  God  knows,  easy  to  be  hit  by  re- 
spectabilities sitting  in  their  lounging  chairs, 
and  having  large  balances  at  their  bankers? 
But  you  are  brave  gallant  boys,  who  hate  easy- 
chairs,  and  have  no  balances  or  bankers.  You 
only  want  to  have  your  heads  set  straight,  to 
take  the  right  side : so  bear  in  mind  that  ma- 
jorities, especially  respectable  ones,  are  nine 
times  out  of  ten  in  the  wrong ; and  that  if  you 
see  a man  or  boy  striving  earnestly  on  the  weak 
side,  however  wrong-headed  or  blundering  he 
may  be,  you  are  not  to  go  and  join  the  ery  against 
him.  If  you  can’t  join  him  and  help  him,  and 
make  him  wiser,  at  any  rate  remember  that  he 
has  found  something  in  the  world  which  he  will 
fight  and  suffer  for,  which  is  just  what  you  have 
got  to  do  for  yourselves  ; and  so  think  and  .speak 
of  him  tenderly. 

So  East  and  Tom,  the  Tadpole,  and  one  or 
two  more  became  a sort  of  young  Ishmaelifes, 
their  hands  against  every  one,  and  every  one’s 
hand  against  them.  It  has  been  already  told 
how  they  got  to  war  with  the  masters  and  the 
fifth  form,  and  with  the  sixth  it  was  much  the 
same.  They  saw  the  praepostors  cowed  by  or 
joining  tvith  the  fifth,  and  shirking  their  own 
duties ; so  they  didn’t  respect  them,  and  ren- 
dered no  willing  obedience.  It  had  been  one 
thing  to  clean  out  studies  for  sons  of  heroes  like 
Old  Brooke,  but  was  quite  another  to  do  the  like 
for  Snooks  and  Green,  who  had  never  faced  a 
good  scrummage  at  football,  and  couldn’t  keep 
the  passages  in  order  at  night.  So  they  only 
slurred  through  their  fagging  just  well  enougli 
to  escape  a licking,  and  not  always  that,  and 
got  the  character  of  sulky,  unwilling  fags.  In 
the  fifth-form  room,  after  supper,  when  such 
matters  were  often  discussed  and  arranged, 
their  names  were  for  ever  coming  up. 

“I  say.  Green,”  Snooks  began  one  night, 
“ isn’t  that  new  boy,  Harrison,  your  fag?” 

“Yes;  why?” 

“ Oh,  I know  something  of  him  at  home,  and 
should  like  to  excuse  him — will  you  swop?’J_ 


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TOil  BROWN’S 

Who  will  you  give  me  ?”  ^ 

<3  “Well,  let’s  see,  there’s  Willis,  Johnson — No, 
that  won’t  do.  Yes,  I have  it,  there’s  young 
East ; I’ll  give  you  him.” 

C|‘“ Don’t  you  wish  you  may  get  it?”  replied 
Green.  “I’ll  give  you  two  for  Willis,  if  you 
like.” 

« “ Who,  then  ?”  asks  Snooks. 

“ Hall  and  Brown.” 

‘ ‘ Wouldn’t  have  ’em  at  a gift.”  ^ 

Cj-  ‘ ‘ Better  than  East,  though  ; for  they  ain’t 
quite  so  sharp,”  said  Green,  getting  up  and  lean- 
ing his  back  against  the  mantel-piece — he  wasn’t 
a bad  fellow,  and  couldn’t  help  not  being  able 
to  put  down  the  unruly  fifth  form.  His  eye 
twinkled  as  he  went  on,  “Did  I ever  tell  you 
how  the  young  vagabond  sold  me  last  half?” 

“No— how?” 

“ Well,  he  never  half  cleaned  my  study  out, 
only  just  stuck  the  candlesticks  in  the  cupboard, 
and  swept  the  crumbs  on  to  the  floor.  So  at 
last  I was  mortal  angry,  and  had  him  up,  and 
made  him  go  through  the  whole  performance 
under  my  eyes  : the  dust  the  young  scamp  made 
nearly  choked  me,  and  showed  that  he  hadn’t 
swept  the  carpet  before.  Well,  when  it  was 
all  finished,  ‘Now,  young  gentleman,’  says  I, 
‘mind,  I expect  this  to  be  done  every  morning 
— floor  swept,  table-cloth  taken  off  and  shaken, 
and  every  thing  dusted.’  ‘Very  well,’  grunts 
he.  Not  a bit  of  it,  though — I was  quite  sure 
in  a day  or  two  that  he  never  took  the  table- 
cloth off  even.  So  I laid  a trap  for  him : I 
tore  up  sonse  paper  and  put  half  a dozen  bits  on 
my  table  one  night,  and  the  cloth  over  them  as 
usual.  Next  morning,  after  breakfast,  up  I 
came,  pulled  off  the  cloth,  and  sure  enough 
there  was  the  paper,  w'hich  fluttered  down  on  to 
the  floor.  I was  in  a towering  rage.  ‘ I’ve  got 
you  now,’  thought  I,  and  sent  for  him,  while  I 
got  out  my  cane.  Up  he  came,  as  cool  as  you 
please,  with  his  hands  in  his  pockets.  ‘ Didn’t 
I tell  you  to  shake  my  table-cloth  every  morn- 
ing ?’  roared  I.  ‘ Yes,’  says  he.  ‘ Did  you  do 
it  this  morning?’  ‘Yes.’  ‘You  young  liar! 
I put  these  pieces  of  paper  on  the  table  last 
night,  and  if  you’d  taken  the  table-cloth  off 
you’d  h.ave  seen  them,  so  I’m  going  to  give  you 
a good  licking.’  Then  my  youngster  takes  one 
hand  out  of  his  pocket,  and  just  stoops  down 
and  picks  up  two  of  the  bits  of  paper,  and  holds 
them  out  to  me.  There  was  written  on  each,  in 
great  round  text,  ‘Harry  East,  his  mark.’  The 
young  rogue  had  found  my  trap  out,  taken  aw'ay 
niy  paper,  and  put  some  of  his  there,  every  bit 
ear-marked.  I’d  a great  mind  to  lick  him  for 
his  impudence,  but,  after  all,  one  has  no  right  to 
be  laying  traps,  so  I didn’t.  Of  course  I was 
at  his  mercy  till  the  end  of  the  half,  and  in  his 
weeks  my  study  was  so  frowzy  I couldn’t  sit  in  it.” 

“They  spoil  one’s  things  so,  too,”  chimed  in 
a third  boy.  “Hall  and  Brown  were  night- 
fags  last  week  : I called  fag,  and  gave  them  my 
candlesticks  to  clean  ; away  they  went,  and 
didn’t  appear  again.  When  they’d  had  lime 
enough  to  clean  them  three  times  over,  I went 


SCHOOL  DAYS. 

out  to  look  after  them.  They  weren't  in  the 
passages,  so  down  I went  into  the  Hall,  where  I 
heard  music,  and  there  I found  them  sitting  on 
the  table,  listening  to  Johnson,  who  was  play- 
ing the  flute,  and  my  candlesticks  stuck  between 
the  bars  well  into  the  fire,  red  hot,  clean  spoiled ; 
they’ve  never  stood  straight  since,  and  I must 
get  some  more.  However,  I gave  them  both  a 
good  licking  ; that’s  one  comfort.” 

Such  were  the  sort  of  scrapes  they  were  al- 
ways getting  into  : and  so,  partly  by  their  own 
faults,  partly  from  circumstances,  partly  from 
the  faults  of  others,  they  found  themselves  out- 
laws, ticket-of-leave  men,  or  what  you  Avill  in 
that  line  : in  short,  dangerous  parties,  and  lived 
the  sort  of  hand-to-mouth,  wild,  reckless  life 
which  such  parties  generally  have  to  put  up 
with.  Nevertheless,  they  never  quite  lost  favor 
with  Young  Brooke,  who  was  now  the  cock  of 
the  House,  and  just  getting  into  the  sixth  ; and 
Diggs  stuck  to  them  like  a man,  and  gave  them 
store  of  good  advice,  by  which  they  never  in  the 
least  profited. 

And  even  after  the  House  mended,  and  law  and 
order  had  been  restored,  which  soon  happened 
after  Young  Brooke  and  Diggs  got  into  the  sixth, 
they  couldn’t  easily  or  at  once  return  into  the 
paths  of  steadiness,  and  many  of  the  old  wild 
out-of-bounds  habits  stuck  to  them  as  firmly  as 
ever.  While  they  had  been  quite  little  boys,  the 
scrapes  they  got  into  in  the  School  hadn’t  much 
mattered  to  any  one  ; but  now  they  w'ere  in  the 
upper  school,  all  wrong-doers  from  which  were 
sent  up  straight  to  the  Doctor  at  once  : so  they 
began  to  come  under  his  notice;  and  as  they 
were  a sort  of  leaders  in  a small  way  amongst 
their  own  contemporaries,  his  eye,  which  was 
everywhere,  was  upon  them. 

It  was  a toss-up  whether  they  turned  out 
well  or  ill,  and  so  they  were  just  the  boys  who 
caused  most  anxiety  to  such  a master.  You 
have  been  told  of  the  first  occasion  on  which 
they  were  sent  up  to  the  Doctor,  and  the  re- 
membrance of  it  w’as  so  pleasant,  that  they  had 
much  less  fear  of  him  than  most  boys  of  their 
standing  had.  “It's  all  his  looks,”  Tom  used 
to  say  to  East,  “that  frightens  fellows;  don’t 
you  remember,  he  never  said  any  thing  to  us 
my  first  half-year,  for  being  an  hour  late  for 
locking  up  ?” 

The  next  time  Tom  came  before  him,  how- 
ever, the  interview  was  of  a very  different  kind. 
It  happened  just  about  the  time  at  which  we 
have  now  arrived,  and  was  the  first  of  a series 
of  scrapes  into  which  our  hero  managed  now  to 
tumble. 

The  river  Avon  at  Rugby  is  a slow  and  not 
very  clear  stream,  in  which  chub, dace, roach,  and 
other  coarse  fish  are  (or  were)  jilcntiful  enough, 
together  with  a fair  sprinkling  of  small  jack, 
but  no  fish  worth  sixpence  either  for  sport  or 
food.  It  is,  however,  a capital  river  for  bathing, 
as  it  has  many  nice  small  pools  and  several 
good  reaches  for  swimming,  all  within  about  a 
mile  of  one  another,  and  at  an  easy  twenty  min- 
utes’ walk  from  the  school.  This  mile  of  water 


TOM  BROWN’S 

is  renteJ,  or  used  to  be  rented,  for  bathing  pur- 
poses, by  the  Trustees  of  the  School,  for  the 
boys.  The  footpath  to  Brownsover  crosses  the 
river  by  “ the  Flanks,”  a curious  old  single- 
plank bridge,  running  for  fifty  or  sixty  yards 
into  the  flat  meadows  on  eacli  side  of  the  river 
• — for  in  the  winter  there  are  frequent  floods. 
Above  the  Planks  were  the  bathing-places  for 
the  smaller  boys — Sleath’s,  the  first  bathing- 
place  where  all  new  boys  had  to  begin,  until 
they  had  proved  to  the  bathing  men  (three  steady 
individuals  who  were  paid  to  attend  daily 
through  the  summer  to  prevent  accidents)  that 
they  could  swim  pretty  decently,  when  they  were 
allowed  to  go  on  to  Anstey’s,  about  one  hundred 
and  fifty  yards  below.  Here  there  was  a hole 
about  six  feet  deep  and  twelve  feet  across,  over 
which  the  puffing  urchins  struggled  to  the  oppo- 
site side,  and  thought  no  small  beer  of  them- 
selves for  having  been  out  of  their  depths.  Be- 
low the  Planks  came  larger  and  deeper  holes, 
the  first  of  which  was  Wratislaw’s,  and  the  last 
Swift’s,  a famous  hole,  ten  or  twelve  feet  deep 
in  parts,  and  thirty  yards  across,  from  which 
there  was  a fine  swimming  reach  right  down  to 
the  Mill.  Swift’s  was  reserved  for  the  sixth 
and  fifth  forms,  and  had  a spring-board  and  two 
sets  of  steps : the  others  had  one  set  of  steps 
each,  and  were  used  indifferently  by  all  the  low- 
er boys,  though  each  House  addicted  itself  more 
to  one  hole  tlian  to  another.  The  School-house 
at  this  time  affected  Wratislaw’s  hole,  and  Tom 
and  East,  who  had  learnt  to  swim  like  fishes, 
were  to  be  found  there  as  regular  as  the  clock 
through  the  summer,  always  twice,  and  often 
three  times,  a day. 

Now  the  hoys  either  had,  or  fancied  they 
had,  a right  also  to  fish  at  their  pleasure  over 
the  whole  of  this  part  of  the  river,  and  would 
not  understand  that  the  right  (if  any)  only  ex- 
tended to  the  Rugby  side.  As  ill-luck  would 
have  it,  the  gentleman  who  owned  the  opposite 
bank,  after  allowing  it  for  some  time  without 
interference,  had  ordered  his  keepers  not  to  let 
the  boys  fish  on  his  side ; the  consequence  of 
which  had  been,  that  there  had  been  first  wrang- 
lings  and  then  fights  between  the  keepers  and 
boys ; and  so  keen  had  the  quarrel  become,  that 
the  landlord  and  his  keepers,  after  a ducking 
had  been  inflicted  on  one  of  the  latter,  and  a 
fierce  fight  ensued  thereon,  had  been  up  to  the 
great  school  at  calling-over  to  identify  the  de- 
linquents, artd  it  was  all  the  Doctor  himself  and 
five  or  six  masters  could  do  to  keep  the  peace. 
Not  even  his  authority  could  prevent  the  hissing, 
and  so  strong  was  the  feeling,  that  the  four  prm- 
postors  of  the  week  walked  up  the  school  with 
their  canes,  shouting  s-s-s-s-i-lenc-c-c-c-e  at  the 
top  of  their  voices.  However,  the  chief  offend- 
ers for  the  time  were  flogged  and  kept  in  bounds, 
but  the  victorious  party  had  brought  a nice 
hornet’s  nest  about  their  ears.  The  landlord 
was  hissed  at  the  School-gates  as  he  rode  past, 
and  when  he  charged  his  horse  at  the  mob  of 
boys,  and  tried  to  thrash  them  with  his  rvhip, 
was  driven  I ack  by  cricket  bats  and  wickets, 


SCHOOL  DAYS.  75 

and  pursued  with  pebbles  and  fives’-balls  ; while 
the  wietched  keepers’  lives  were  a burden  to 
them,  from  having  to  wateh  the  water  so  closely. 

The  Sehool-house  boys  of  Tom’s  standing, 
one  and  all,  as  a protest  against  this  tyranny 
and  eutting  short  of  their  lawful  amusements, 
took  to  fishing  in  all  ways,  and  espeeially  hy 
means  of  night-lines.  The  little  tackle-maker 
at  the  bottom  of  the  town  would  .soon  have  made 
his  fortune  had  the  rage  lasted,  and  several  of 
the  barbers  began  to  lay  in  fishing-tackle.  The 
boys  had  this  great  advantage  over  their  ene- 
mies, that  they  spent  a large  portion  of  the  day 
in  nature’s  garb  by  the  river  side,  and  so,  when 
tired  of  swimming,  would  get  out  on  the  other 
side  and  fish,  or  set  night-lines,  till  the  keepers 
hove  in  sight,  and  then  plunge  in  and  swim  baek 
and  mix  with  the  other  bathers,  and  the  keepers 
were  too  wise  to  follow  across  the  stream. 

While  things  were  in  this  state,  one  day  Tom 
and  three  or  four  others  were  bathing  at  Wratis- 
law’s, and  had,  as  a matter  of  course,  been  tak- 
ing up  and  resetting  night-lines.  They  had  all 
left  the  water,  and  were  sitting  or  standing  about 
at  their  toilettes,  in  all  costumes  from  a shirt  up- 
ward, Avhen  they  were  aware  of  a man  in  a vel- 
veteen shooting-coat  approaching  from  the  other 
side.  He  was  a new  keeper,  so  they  didn’t  rec- 
ognize or  notice  him,  till  he  pulled  up  right  op- 
posite, and  began : — 

“I  see’d  some  of  you  young  gentlemen  over 
this  side  a fishing  just  now.” 

“Hullo,  who  are  you?  what  business  is  that 
of  yours,  old  Velveteens?” 

“I’m  the  new  under-keeper,  and  master’s 
told  me  to  keep  a sharp  look-out  on  all  o’  you 
young  ehaps.  And  I tells  ee  I means  business, 
and  you’d  better  keep  on  your  own  side,  or  we 
shall  fall  out.” 

“Well,  that’s  right.  Velveteens — speak  out 
and  let’s  know  your  mind  at  once.” 

“Look  here,  old  boy’-,”  cried  East,  holding 
up  a miserable  coarse  fish  or  two  and  a small 
jack,  “would  you  like  to  smell  ’em  and  see 
which  bank  they  lived  under  ?” 

“ I’ll  give  you  a bit  of  advice,  keeper,”  shout- 
ed Tom,  who  was  sitting  in  his  shirt  paddling 
with  his  feet  in  the  river;  “you’d  better  go 
down  there  to  Swift’s,  where  the  big  boys  are ; 
they’re  beggars  at  setting  lines,  and’ll  put  you 
up  to  a wrinkle  or  two  for  catching  the  five- 
pounders.”  Tom  w'as  nearest  to  the  keeper, 
and  that  officer,  who  was  getting  angry  at  the 
chaff,  fixed  his  eyes  on  our  hero,  as  if  to  take  a 
note  of  him  for  future  use.  Tom  returned  his 
gaze  with  a steady  stare,  and  then  broke  into  a 
laugh,  and  struck  into-  the  middle  of  a favorite 
School-house  song — 

As  I and  my  companions 
Were  setting  of  a snare, 

The  gamekeeper  was  watching  us, 

For  him  we  did  not  care : 

For  we  can  wrestle  and  fight,  my  boys, 

And  jump  out  anywhere. 

For  it’s  my  delight  of  a likely  night, 

In  the  season  of  the  year. 

The  chorus  was  taken  up  by  the  other  boys 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


with  shouts  of  laughter,  and  the  keeper  turned 
away  with  a grunt,  but  evidently  bent  on  mis- 
chief. The  boys  thought  no  more  of  the  mat- 
ter. 

But  now  came  on  the  May-fly  season  : the 
soft  hazy  summer  weather  lay  sleepily  along 
the  rich  meadows  by  Avon  side,  and  the  green 
and  gray  flies  flickered  with  their  graceful  lazy 
up-and-down  flight  over  the  reeds  and  the  water 
and  the  meadows,  in  myriads  upon  myriads. 
The  May-flies  must  surely  be  the  lotus-eaters  of 
the  ephemei’ie ; the  happiest,  laziest,  carelessest 
fly  that  dances  and  dreams  out  his  few  hours  of 
sunshiny  life  by  English  rivers. 

Every  little  pitiful  coarse  flsh  in  the  Avon 
was  on  the  alert  for  the  flies,  and  gorging  his 
wretched  carcass  with  hundreds  daily,  the  glut- 
tonous rogues ! and  every  lover  of  the  gentle 
craft  was  out  to  avenge  the  poor  May-flies. 

So  one  flne  Thursday  afternoon,  Tom  having 
borrowed  East’s  new  rod,  started  by  himself  to 
the  river.  He  Ashed  for  some  time  with  small 
success : not  a flsh  would  rise  at  him  ; but  as  he 
prowled  along  the  bank,  he  was  presently  aware 
of  mighty  ones  feeding  in  a pool  on  the  opposite 
side,  under  the  shade  of  a huge  willow-tree. 
The  stream  was  deep  here,  but  some  flfty  yards 
below  was  a shallow,  for  which  he  made  off  hot- 
foot ; and  forgetting  landlords,  keepers,  solemn 
prohibitions  of  the  Doctor,  and  every  thing  else, 
pulled  up  his  trowsers,  plunged  across,  and  in 
three  minutes  was  creeping  along  on  all-fours 
towards  the  clump  of  willows. 

It  isn’t  often  that  great  chub,  or  any  other 
coarse  fish,  are  in  earnest  about  any  thing,  but 
just  then  they  were  thoroughly  bent  on  feeding, 
and  in  half  an  hour  Master  Tom  had  deposited 
three  thumping  fellows  at  the  foot  of  the  giant 
willow.  As  he  was  baiting  for  a fourth  pound- 
er, and  just  going  to  throw  in  again,  he  became 
aware  of  a man  coming  up  the  bank  not  one 
hundred  yards  off.  Another  look  told  him  that 
it  was  the  under-keeper.  Could  he  reach  the 
shallow  before  him  ? No,  not  carrying  his  rod. 
Nothing  for  it  but  the  tree,  so  Tom  laid  his 
bones  to  it,  shinning  up  as  fast  as  he  could,  and 
dragging  up  his  rod  after  him.  He  had  just 
time  to  reach  and  crouch  along  a huge  branch 
some  ten  feet  up,  which  stretched  out  over  the 
river,  when  the  keeper  arrived  at  the  clump. 
Tom’s  heart  beat  first  as  he  came  under  the 
tree ; two  steps  more  and  he  would  have  passed, 
Avhen,  as  ill-luck  would  have  it,  the  gleam  on 
the  scales  of  the  dead  fish  caught  his  eye,  and 
he  made  a dead  point  at  the  foot  of  the  tree. 
He  picked  up  the  fish  one  by  one ; his  eye  and 
touch  told  him  that  they  had  been  alive  and 
feeding  within  the  hour.  Tom  crouched  lower 
along  the  branch,  and  heard  the  keeper  beating 
the  clump.  “If  I could  only  get  the  rod  hid- 
den,” thought  he,  and  began  gently  shifting  it 
to  get  it  alongside  of  him  ; “ willow-trees  don’t 
throw  out  straight  hickory  shoots  twelve  feet 
long,  with  no  leaves,  worse  luck!”  Alas!  the 
keeper  catches  the  rustle,  and  then  a sight  of 
the  rod,  and  then  of  Tom’s  hand  and  arm. 


“ Oh,  be  up  ther’  be  ee?”  says  he,  running 
under  the  tree.  “Now  you  come  down  this 
minute.” 

“Treed  at  last,”  thinks  Tom,  making  no  an- 
swer, and  keeping  as  close  as  possible,  but  work- 
ing  away  at  tlie  rod,  which  he  takes  to  pieces: 
“I’m  in  for  it,  unless  I can  starve  him  out.” 
And  then  he  begins  to  meditate  getting  along 
the  branch  for  a plunge,  and  scramble  to  the 
other  side ; but  the  small  branches  are  so  thick, 
and  the  opposite  bank  so  difficult,  that  the  keep- 
er will  have  lots  of  time  to  get  round  by  the 
ford  before  he  can  get  out,  so  he  gives  that  up. 
And  now  he  hears  the  keeper  beginning  to 
scramble  up  the  trunk.  That  will  never  do ; 
so  he  scrambles  himself  back  to  where  his 
braneh  joins  the  trunk,  and  stands  with  lifted 
rod. 

“ Hullo,  Velveteens ! mind  your  fingers  if  you 
come  any  higher !” 

The  keeper  stops  and  looks  up,  and  then  with 
a grin  says,  “ Oh ! be  you,  be  it,  young  meas- 
ter?  Well,  here’s  luck.  Now  I tells  ee  to 
come  down  at  once,  and  ’t’ll  be  best  for  ee.” 

“Thank  ee,  Velveteens,  I’m  very  comforta- 
ble,” said  Tom,  shortening  the  rod  in  his  hand, 
and  preparing  for  battle. 

“ Werry  well,  please  yourself,”  says  the  keep- 
er, descending  however  to  the  ground  again, 
and  taking  his  seat  on  the  bank;  “I  bean’t  in 
no  hurry,  so  you  may  take  your  time.  I’ll  larn 
ee  to  gee  honest  folks  names  afore  I’ve  done  with 
ee.” 

“ My  luck  as  usual,”  thinks  Tom ; “ what  a 
fool  I was  to  give  him  a black.  If  I’d  callea 
him  ‘ keeper,’  now,  I might  get  off.  The  re- 
turn match  is  all  his  way.” 

The  keeper  quietly  proceeded  to  take  out  his 
pipe,  fill  and  light  it,  keeping  an  eye  on  Tom, 
who  now  sat  disconsolately  across  the  branch, 
looking  at  keeper — a pitiful  sight  for  men  and 
fishes.  The  more  he  thought  of  it  the  less  he 
liked  it.  “ It  must  bo  getting  near  second  call- 
ing-over,” thinks  he.  Keeper  smokes  on  stolid- 
ly. “ If  he  takes  me  up,  I shall  be  flogged  safe 
enough.  I can’t  sit  here  all  night.  Wonder  if 
he’ll  rise  at  silver.” 

“ I say,  keeper,”  said  he  meekly,  “ let  me  go 
for  two  bob  ?” 

“Not  for  twenty  neither,”  grunts  his  persecu- 
tor. 

And  so  they  sat  on  till  long  past  second  call- 
ing-over, and  the  sun  came  slanting  in  through 
the  willow-branches,  and  telling  of  locking-up 
near  at  hand. 

“I’m  coming  down,  keeper,”  said  Tom  at 
last,  with  a sigh,  fairly  tired  out.  “ Now,  Avhat 
are  you  going  to  do  ?” 

“Walk  ee  up  to  School,  and  give  ee  over  to 
the  Doctor ; them’s  my  orders,”  says  Velveteens, 
knocking  the  ashes  out  of  his  fourth  pipe,  and 
standing  up  and  shaking  himself. 

“Very  good,”  said  Tom  ; “ but  hands  off,  j'ou 
know.  I’ll  go  with  you  quietly,  so  no  collaring 
or  tliat  sort  of  thing.” 

Kec])er  looked  at  him  a minute — “ Werry 


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good,”  said  he  at  last ; and  so  Tom  descended, 
and  wended  his  way  drearily  by  the  side  of  the 
keeper  up  to  the  School-house,  where  they  ar- 
rived just  at  loeking-up.  As  they  passed  the 
School-gates,  the  Tadpole  and  several  others 
who  were  standing  there  canglit  the  state  of 


things,  and  rushed  out,  crying  “Rescue!”  but 
Tom  shook  his  head,  so  they  only  followed  to 
the  Doctor’s  gate,  and  went  back  sorely  puzzled. 
How  changed  and  stern  the  Doctor  seemed 


from  the  last  time  that  Tom  was  up  there,  at 
the  keeper  told  the  story,  not  omitting  to  state 
how  Tom  had  called  him  blackguard  names. 
“Indeed,  sir,”  broke  in  the  culprit,  “it  was 
only  Velveteens.”  The  Doctor  only  asked  one 
question. 


“You  know  the  rule  about  the  banks,  Brown  ?” 
“ Yes,  sir.” 

“ Then  wait  for  me  to-morrow,  after  the  first 
lesson.” 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


“ I thought  so,”  muttered  Tom. 

“And  about  the  rod,  sir?”  went  on  the  keep- 
er. “ Master’s  told  we  as  we  might  have  all 
the  rods — ” 

“Oh,  please,  sir,”  broke  in  Tom,  “the  rod 
isn’t  mine.”  The  Doctor  looked  puzzled,  but 
the  keeper,  who  was  a good-hearted  fellow,  and 
melted  at  Tom’s  evident  distress,  gave  up  his 
claim.  Tom  was  flogged  next  morning,  and  a 
few  days  afterwards  met  Velveteens,  and  pre- 
sented him  with  half  a crown  for  giving  up  the 
rod  claim,  and  they  became  sworn  friends  ; and 
I regret  to  say  that  Tom  had  many  more  fish 
from  under  the  willow  that  May-fly  season,  and 
was  never  caught  again  by  Velveteens. 

It  wasn’t  three  weeks  before  Tom,  and  now 
East  by  liis  side,  were  again  in  the  awful  pres- 
ence. This  time,  however,  the  Doctor  was  not 
so  terrible.  A few  days  before,  they  had  been 
fagged  at  fives  to  fetch  the  balls  that  went  off 
the  Court.  While  standing  watching  the  game, 
they  saw  five  or  six  nearly  new  balls  hit  on  the 
top  of  the  school.  “I  say,  Tom,”  said  East, 
when  they  were  dismissed,  “couldn’t  we  get 
those  balls  somehow?” 

“ Let’s  try,  anyhow.”  ^ 

So  they  reconnoitred  the  walls  carefully,  bor- 
rowed a coal  hammer  from  old  Stumps,  bought 
some  big  nails,  and  after  one  or  two  attempts 
scaled  the  Schools,  and  possessed  themselves  of 
huge  quantities  of  fives’-balls.  The  place  pleased 
them  so  much  that  they  spent  all  their  spare 
time  there,  scratching  and  cutting  their  names 
on  the  top  of  every  tower ; and  at  last,  having 
exhausted  all  other  places,  finished  up  with  in- 
scribing H.  East,  T.  Brown,  on  the  minute- 
hand  of  the  great  clock.  In  the  doing  of  which, 
they  held  the  minute-hand,  and  disturbed  the 
clock’s  economy.  So  next  morning,  when  mas- 
ters and  boys  came  trooping  down  to  prayers, 
and  entered  the  quadrangle,  the  injured  minute- 
hand  was  indicating  three  minutes  to  the  hour. 
They  all  pulled  up,  and  took  their  time.  When 
the  hour  struck,  doors  were  closed,  and  half  the 
School  late.  Thomas  being  set  to  rnake  in- 
quiry, discovers  their  names  on  the  minute- 
hand,  and  reports  accordingly;  and  they  are 
sent  for,  a knot  of  their  friends  making  derisive 
and  pantomimic  allusions  to  what  their  fate  will 
be,  as  they  walk  off. 

But  the  Doctor,  after  hearing  their  story, 
doesn’t  make  much  of  it,  and  only  gives  them 
thirty  lines  of  Homer  to  learn  by  heart,  and  a 
lecture  on  the  likelihood  of  such  exploits  ending 
in  broken  bones. 

Alas ! almost  the  next  day  was  one  of  the 
great  fairs  in  the  town  ; and  as  several  rows  and 
other  disagreeable  accidents  had  of  late  taken 
place  on  these  occasions,  the  Doctor  gives  out, 
after  prayers  in  the  morning,  that  no  boy  is  to 
go  down  into  the  town.  Wherefore  East  and 
Tom,  for  no  earthly  pleasure  except  that  of 
doing  what  they  are  told  not  to  do,  start  away, 
after  second  lesson,  and  making  a short  circuit 
through  the  fields,  strike  a back  lane  which 
leads  into  the  town,  go  down  it,  and  run  plump 


upon  one  of  the  masters  as  they  emerge  into  the 
High  Street.  The  master  in  question,  though  a 
very  clever,  is  not  a righteous  man  : he  has  al- 
ready caught  several  of  his  own  pupils,  and  gives 
them  lines  to  learn,  while  he  sends  East  and 
Tom,  who  are  not  his  pu))ils,  up  to  the  Doctor; 
who,  on  learning  that  they  had  been  at  prayers 
in  the  morning,  flogs  them  soundly. 

The  flogging  did  them  no  good  at  the  time, 
for  the  injustice  of  their  captor  was  rankling  in 
their  minds  ; but  it  was  just  the  end  of  the  half, 
and  on  the  next  evening  but  one  Thomas  knocks 
at  their  door,  and  says  the  Doctor  wants  to  setf 
them.  They  look  at  one  another  in  silent  dis- 
may. What  can  it  be  now  ? Which  of  their 
countless  wrong-doings  can  he  have  heard  of 
officially  ? However,  it’s  no  use  delaying,  so 
up  they  go  to  the  study.  There  they  find  the 
Doctor,  not  angry,  but  very  grave.  “ He  has 
sent  for  them  to  speak  to  very  seriously  before 
they  go  home.  They  have  each  been  flogged 
several  times  in  the  half-year  for  direct  and  will- 
ful breaches  of  rules.  This  can  not  go  on.  They 
are  doing  no  good  to  themselves  or  others,  and 
now  they  are  getting  up  in  the  School,  and  have 
influence.  They  seem  to  think  that  rules  are 
made  capriciously,  and  for  the  pleasure  of  the 
masters  ; but  this  is  not  so,  they  are  made  for 
the  good  of  the  whole  School,  and  must  and 
shall  be  obeyed.  Those  who  thoughtlessly  or 
willfully  break  them  will  not  be  allowed  to  stay 
at  the  School.  He  should  be  sorry  if  they  had 
to  leave,  as  the  School  might  do  them  both 
much  good,  and  wishes  them  to  think  very  se- 
riously in  the  holidays  over  what  he  has  said. 
Good-night.” 

And  so  the  two  hurry  off  horribly  scared ; 
the  idea  of  having  to  leave  has  never  crossed 
their  minds  and  is  quite  unbearable. 

As  they  go  out,  they  meet  at  the  door  old 
Holmes,  a sturdy  cheery  praepostor  of  another 
house,  who  goes  in  to  the  Doctor ; and  they  hear 
his  genial  hearty  greeting  of  the  new-comer,  so 
different  to  their  own  reception,  as  the  door 
closes,  and  return  to  their  study  with  heavy 
hearts,  and  tremendous  resolves  to  break  no 
more  rules. 

Five  minutes  afterwards  the  master  of  their 
form,  a late  arrival  and  a model  yonng  master, 
knocks  at  the  Doctor’s  study-door,  “ Come  in  !” 
and  as  he  enters  the  Doctor  goes  on  to  Holmes 
— “you  seel  do  not  know  any  thing  of  the  case 
officially ; and  if  I take  any  notice  of  it  at  all^  I 
must  publicly  expel  the  boy.  I don’t  wish  to 
do  that,  for  I think  there  is  some  good  in  him. 
There’s  nothing  for  it  bnt  a good  sound  thrash- 
ing.” He  paused  to  shake  hands  with  the  mas- 
ter, which  Holmes  does  also,  and  then  prepares 
to  leave. 

“I  understand.  Good-night,  sir.” 

“Good-night,  Holmes.  And  remember,”  add- 
ed the  Doctor,  emjdiasizing  the  words,  “ a good 
sound  thrashing  before  the  whole  house.” 

The  door  closed  on  Holmes ; and  the  Doctor, 
in  answer  to  the  puzzled  look  of  his  lieutenant, 
explained  shortly. 


TOM  BROWN  S 

“A  gross  case  of  bullying.  Wharton,  the 
head  of  the  house,  is  a very  good  fellow,  but 
slight  and  weak,  and  severe  physical  pain  is  the 
only  way  to  deal  with  such  a case  ; so  I have 
asked  Holmes  to  take  it  up.  He  is  very  care- 
ful and  trustworthy,  and  has  plenty  of  strength. 
I wish  all  the  sixth  had  as  much.  We  must 
have  it  here,  if  we  are  to  keep  order  at  all.” 

Now,  I don’t  want  any  wiseacres  to  read  this 
book ; but  if  they  should,  of  course  they  will 
prick  up  their  long  ears,  and  howl,  or  rather 
bray,  at  the  above  story.  Very  good,  I don’t 
6'bject ; but  what  I have  to  add  for  you  boys  is 
this,  that  Holmes  called  a levy  of  his  house  af- 
ter breakfast  next  morning,  made  them  a speech 
on  the  case  of  bullying  in  question,  and  then 
gave  the  bully  a “ good  sound  thrashing and 
that  years  afterwards,  that  boy  sought  out 
Holmes,  and  thanked  him,  saying  it  had  been 
the  kindest  act  which  had  ever  been  done  upon 
him,  and  the  turning-point  in  his  character; 
and  a very  good  fellow  he  became,  and  a credit 
to  his  School. 

After  some  other  talk  between  them,  the  Doc- 
tor said,  “I  want  to  speak  to  you  about  two 
boys  in  your  form,  East  and  Brown  : I have  just 
been  speaking  to  them.  What  do  you  think  of 
them  ?” 

“Well,  they  are  not  hard  workers,  and  very 
thoughtless  and  full  of  spirits — but  I can’t  help 


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liking  them.  I think  they  are  sound  good  fel- 
lows at  the  bottom.” 

“I’m  glad  of  it.  I think  so  too.  But  they 
make  me  very  uneasy.  They  are  taking  the 
lead  a good  deal  amongst  the  fags  in  my  house, 
for  they  are  very  active,  bold  fellows.  I should 
be  sorry  to  lose  them,  but  I shan't  let  them  stay 
if  I don’t  sec  them  gaining  character  and  man- 
liness. In  another  year  they  may  do  great 
harm  to  all  the  younger  boys.” 

“Oh,  I hope  you  won’t  send  them  away,” 
pleaded  their  master, 

“Not  if  I can  help  it.  But  now  I ncA’er  feel 
sure,  after  any  half-holiday,  that  I shan’t  have 
to  flog  one  of  them  next  morning,  for  some 
foolish,  thoughtless  scrape.  I quite  dread  see- 
ing cither  of  them.” 

They  were  both  silent  for  a minute.  Pres- 
ently the  Doctor  began  again  : — 

“They  don’t  feel  that  they  have  any  duty  or 
work  to  do  in  the  School,  and  how  is  one  to 
make  them  feel  it?” 

“I  think  if  either  of  them  had  some  little 
boy  to  take  care  of,  it  would  steady  them. 
Brown  is  the  most  reckless  of  the  two,  I should 
say ; East  wouldn’t  get  into  so  many  scrapes 
without  him.” 

“Well,”  said  the  Doctor,  with  something 
like  a sigh,  “I’ll  think  of  it.”  And  they  went 
on  to  talk  of  other  subjects. 


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Tom  Brown’S  School  Days 


II. 


JSAbX  AiSI>  MBS.  WIXIE. 


CHAPTER  I. 

HOW  THE  TIDE  TURNED. 

“ I [hold]  it  truth,  with  him  who  sings 
To  one  clear  harp  in  divers  tones, 

That  men  may  rise  on  stepping-stones 
Of  their  dead  selves  to  higher  things." 

Tennyson. 

“ Once  to  every  man  and  nation,  comes  the  moment  to 
decide. 

In  the  strife  of  Truth  with  Falsehood,  for  the  good  or 
evil  side: 

Then  it  is  the  brave  man  chooses,  while  the  coward 
stands  aside. 

Doubting  in  his  abject  spirit,  till  his  Lord  is  crucified." 

Lowell. 

The  turning-point  in  our  hero’s  school  ca- 
reer had  now  come,  and  the  manner  of  it 
was  as  follows : On  the  evening  of  the  first  day 
of  the  next  half-year,  Tom,  East,  and  another 
SchooL house  boy,  who  had  just  been  dropped 
at  the  Spread  Eagle  by  the  old  Regulator,  rushed 
into  the  matron’s  room  in  high  spirits,  such  as 
all  real  boys  are  in  when  they  first  get  back, 
however  fond  they  may  be  of  home. 


“Well,  Mrs.  Wixie,” shouted  one,  seizing 
on  the  methodical,  active  little  dark -eyed 
woman,  who  was  busy  stowing  away  the  linen 
of  the  boys  who  had  already  arrived  into 
their  several  pigeon  - holes,  “ here  we  are 
again,  you  see,  as  jolly  as  ever.  Let  us  help 
you  put  the  things  away.” 

“And,  Mary,”  cried  another  (she  was 
called  indifferently  by  either  name),  “who’s 
come  back  ? Has  the  Doctor  made  old 
Jones  leave  ? How  many  new  boys  are 
there  ?” 

“Am  I and  East  to  have  Gray’s  study? 
Y'ou  know  you  promised  to  get  it  for  us  if 
you  could,”  shouted  Tom. 

“And  am  I to  sleep  in  Number  4 ?”  roared 
East. 

“How’s  old  Sam,  and  Bogle,  and  Sally  ?” 
“ Bless  the  boys !”  cries  Mary,  at  last  get- 
ting in  a word,  “why,  you’ll  shake  me  to 
death.  There,  now  do  go  away  up  to  the 
housekeeper’s  room,  and  get  your  suppers, 
you  know  I haven’t  time  to  talk — you’ll  find 
])lenty  more  in  the  house.  Now,  Master 
East,  do  let  those  things  alone — you’re  mix- 
ing up  three  new  boys’  things.”  And  she 
rushed  at  East,  who  esc.aped  round  the  open 
trunks  holding  up  a/ prize. 

“ Hullo,  look  here.  Tommy,”  shouted  he, 
“here’s  fun!”  and  he  brandished  above  his 
head  some  pretty  little  nightcaps,  beautifully 
made  and  marked,  the  work  of  loving  fingers 
in  some  distant  country  home.  The  kind 
mother  and  sisters  who  sewed  that  delicate 
stitching  with  aching  hearts,  little  thought  of 
the  trouble  they  might  be  bringing  on  the 
young  head  for  which  they  were  meant.  The 
little  matron  was  wiser,  and  snatched  the  caps 
from  East  befoi'e  he  could  look  at  the  name  on 
them. 

“Now,  Master  East,  I shall  be  very  angry 
if  you  don’t  go,”  said  she ; “there’s  some  ca,  ital 
cold  beef  and  pickles  up  stairs,  and  I won’t  have 
you  old  boys  in  my  room  first  night.” 

“Hurrah  for  the  pickles!  Come  along. 
Tommy;  come  along.  Smith.  We  shall  find 
out  who  the  young  Count  is.  I’ll  be  bound ; I 
hope  he’ll  sleep  in  my  room.  Mary’s  always 
vicious  first  week.” 

As  the  boys  turned  to  leave  the  room,  the 


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TOM  BEOWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


matron  touched  Tom’s  arm,  and  said,  “Master 
Brown,  please  stop  a minute,  I want  to  speak  to 
you.” 

“ Very  well,  Mary.  I'll  come  in  a minute, 
East ; don’t  finish  the  pickles — ” 


he  don’t  look  it.  He's  very  delicate,  and  has 
never  been  from  home  before.  And  I told  Mrs. 
Arnold  I thought  you’d  be  kind  to  him,  and  see 
that  they  don’t  bully  him  at  first.  He’s  put 
into  your  form,  and  I’ve  given  him  the  bed  next 


tom’s  first  SIGUT  of  ARTHUR. 


“ Oh,  Master  Brown,”  went  on  the  little 
matron,  when  the  rest  had  gone,  “you’re  to 
have  Gray’s  study,  Mrs.  Arnold  says.  And  she 
wants  you  to  take  in  tliis  young  gentleman. 
He's  a new  hoy,  and  thirteen  years  old,  though 


to  yours  in  number  4 ; so  East  can't  sleep  there 
this  half.” 

Tom  was  rather  put  about  by  thivS  speech, 
lie  had  got  the  double  study  which  he  coveted, 
but  licre  were  conditions  attached  which  greatly 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


88 


moderated  his  joy.  He  looked  across  the  room, 
and  in  the  far  corner  of  the  sofa  was  aware  of  a 
slight  pale  boy,  with  large  blue  eyes  and  light 
fair  hair,  who  seemed  ready  to  shrink  through 
the  floor.  He  saw  at  a glance  that  the  little 
stranger  was  just  the  boy  whose  first  half-year 
at  a public  school  would  be  misery  to  himself  if 
he  were  left  alone,  or  constant  anxiety  to  any 
one  who  meant  to  see  him  through  liis  troubles. 
Tom  was  too  honest  to  take  in  the  youngster  and 
then  let  him  shift  for  himself ; and  if  he  took 
him  as  his  chum  instead  of  East,  where  were 
all  his  pet  plans  of  having  a bottled-beer  cellar 
under  his  window,  and  making  night-lines  and 
slings,  and  plotting  expeditions  to  Brownsover 
Mills  and  Caldecott’s  Spinney  ? East  and  he 
had  made  up  their  minds  to  get  this  study,  and 
then  every  night  from  locking-up  till  ten  they 
would  be  together  to  talk  about  fishing,  drink 
bottled-beer,  read  Marryat’s  novels,  and  sort 
birds’  eggs.  And  this  new  boy  would  most  like- 
ly never  go  out  of  the  close,  and  would  be  afraid 
of  wet  feet,  and  always  getting  laughed  at,  and 
called  Molly,  or  Jenny,  or  some  derogatory  fem- 
inine nickname. 

The  matron  watched  him  for  a moment,  and 
saw  what  was  passing  in  his  mind,  and  so,  like 
a wise  negotiator,  threw  in  an  appeal  to  his 
warm  heart.  “ Poor  little  fellow,”  said  she  in 
almost  a whisper,  “ his  father’s  dead,  and  he’s 
got  no  brothers.  And  his  mamma,  such  a kind 
sweet  lady,  almost  broke  her  heart  at  leaving 
liim  this  morning;  and  she  said  one  of  his  sis- 
ters was  like  to  die  of  decline,  and  so — ” 

“ Well,  well,”  burst  in  Tom,  with  something 
like  a sigh  at  the  effort,  “I  suppose  I must  give 
up  East.  Come  along,  young  un.  What’syour 
name?  We’ll  go  and  have  some  supper,  and 
then  I’ll  show  you  our  study.” 

“His  name’s  George  Arthur,”  said  the  ma- 
tron, walking  up  to  him  with  Tom,  who  grasped 
his  little  delicate  hand  as  the  proper  preliminary 
to  making  a chum  of  him,  and  felt  as  if  he  could 
have  blown  him  away.  “ I’ve  had  his  books 
and  things  put  into  the  study,  which  his  mam- 
ma has  had  new  papered,  and  the  sofa  covered, 
and  new  green-baize  curtains  over  the  door.” 
(The  diplomatic  matron  threw  this  in,  to  show 
that  the  new  boy  was  contributing  largely  to  the 
partnership  comforts.)  “ And  Mrs.  Arnold  told 
me  to  say,”  she  added,  “ that  she  should  like 
you  both  to  come  up  to  tea  with  her.  You  know 
the  way,  Master  Brown,  and  the  things  are  just 
gone  up,  I know.” 

Here  was  an  announcement  for  Master  Tom ! 
He  was  to  go  up  to  tea  the  first  night,  just  as 
if  he  were  a sixth  or  fifth  form  boy,  and  of  im- 
portance in  the  school  world,  instead  of  the  most 
reckless  young  scapegrace  amongst  the  fags. 
He  felt  himself  lifted  on  to  a higher  social 
and  moral  platform  at  once.  Nevertheless,  he 
couldn’t  give  up  without  a sigh  the  idea  of  the 
jolly  supper  in  the  housekeeper’s  room  with  East 
and  the  vest,  and  a rush  round  to  all  tlie  studies 
of  his  friends  afterwards,  to  pour  out  the  deeds 
and  wonders  of  the  holidays,  to  plot  fifty  plans 


for  the  coming  half-year,  and  to  gather  new's  of 
who  had  left,  and  what  new  boys  had  come,  who 
had  got  who’s  study,  and  where  the  new  prae- 
postors slept.  However,  Tom  consoled  Iiimself 
with  thinking  that  he  couldn’t  have  done  all 
this  with  the  new  boy  at  his  heels,  and  so  march- 
ed off  along  the  passages  to  the  Doctor’s  private 
house  with  his  young  charge  in  tow,  in  monstrous 
good  humor  with  himself  and  all  the  world. 

It  is  needless,  and  would  be  impertinent,  to 
tell  how  the  two  young  boys  were  received  in 
that  drawing-room.  The  lady  who  presided  there 
is  still  living,  and  has  carried  with  her  to  her 
peaceful  home  in  the  North  the  respect  and  love 
of  all  those  who  ever  felt  and  shared  that  gentle 
and  high-bred  hospitality.  Ay,  many  is  the 
brave  heart  now  doing  its  work  and  bearing  its 
load  in  country  curacies,  London  chambers,  un- 
der the  Indian  sun,  and  in  Australian  towns  and 
clearings,  which  looks  back  with  fond  and  grate- 
ful memory  to  that  School-house  drawing-room, 
and  dates  much  of  its  highest  and  best  training 
to  the  lessons  learnt  there. 

Besides  Mrs.  Arnold  and  one  or  two  of  the 
elder  children,  there  were  one  of  the  younger 
masters.  Young  Brooke,  who  was  now  in  the 
sixth,  and  had  succeeded  to  his  brother’s  posi- 
tion and  influence,  and  another  sixth-form  boy, 
talking  together  before  the  fire.  The  master 
and  Young  Brooke,  now  a great  strapping  fellow 
six  feet  high,  eighteen  years  old,  and  powerful 
as  a coal-heaver,  nodded  kindly  to  Tom,  to  his 
intense  glory,  and  then  went  on  talking;  the 
other  did  not  notice  them.  The  hostess,  after  a 
few  kind  words,  which  led  the  boys  at  once  and 
insensibly  to  feel  at  their  ease,  and  to  begin 
talking  to  one  another,  left  them  with  her  own 
children  while  she  finished  a letter.  The  young 
ones  got  on  fast  and  well,  Tom  holding  forth 
about  a prodigious  pony  he  had  been  riding  out 
hunting,  and  hearing  stories  of  the  winter  glo- 
ries of  the  lakes,  when  tea  came  in,  and  imme- 
diately after  the  Doctor  himself. 

How  frank,  and  kind,  and  manly  was  his 
greeting  to  the  party  by  the  fire ! It  did  Tom’s 
heart  good  to  see  him  and  Young  Brooke  shake 
hands  and  look  one  another  in  the  face  ; and  he 
didn’t  fail  to  remark,  that  Brooke  was  nearly  as 
tall  and  quite  as  broad  as  the  Doctor.  And 
his  cup  was  full,  when  in  another  moment  his 
master  turned  to  him  with  another  warm  shake 
of  the  hand,  and,  seemingly  oblivious  of  all  the 
late  scrapes  which  he  had  been  getting  into,  said, 
“ Ah,  Brown,  you  here!  I hope  you  left  your 
father  and  all  well  at  home?” 

“Yes,  sir,  quite  well.” 

“And  this  is  the  little  fellow  who  is  to  share 
your  study.  Well,  he  doesn’t  look  as  we  should 
like  to  see  him.  He  wants  some  Rugby  air,  and 
cricket.  And  you  must  take  him  some  good  long 
walks,  to  Bilton  Grange,  and  Caldecott’s  Spin- 
ney, and  show  him  what  a little  pretty  country 
we  have  about  here.” 

Tom  wondered  if  the  Doctor  knew  that  his 
visits  to  Bilton  Grange  were  for  the  purpose  of 
taking  rooks’  nests  (a  proceeding  strongly  dis- 


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countenanced  by  the  owner  thereof),  and  those 
to  Caldecott’s  Spinney  were  prompted  chiefly  by 
the  conveniences  for  setting  night-lines.  What 
didn’t  the  Doctor  know ! And  what  a noble  use 
he  always  made  of  it!  He  almost  resolved  to 
abjure  rook-pies  and  night-lines  forever.  The 
tea  went  merrily  off,  the  Doctor  now  talking  of  I 
holiday  doings,  and  then  of  the  prospects  of  the 
half-year,  what  chance  there  was  for  the  Balliol 
scholarship,  whether  the  eleven  would  be  a good 
one.  Every  body  was  at  his  ease,  and  every 
body  felt  that  he,  young  as  he  might  be,  was  of 
some  use  in  the  little  School  world,  and  had  a 
work  to  do  there. 

Soon  after  tea  the  Doctor  went  off  to  his  study, 
and  the  young  boys  a few  minutes  afterwards 
took  their  leave,  and  went  out  of  the  private  door 
which  led  from  the  Doctor’s  house  into  the  mid- 
dle passage. 

At  the  fire,  at  the  farther  end  of  the  passage, 
was  a crowd  of  boys  in  loud  talk  and  laughter. 
There  was  a sudden  pause  when  the  door  opened, 
and  then  a great  shout  of  greeting,  as  Tom  was 
recognized  marching  down  the  passage. 

“Hullo,  Brown,  where  do  you  come  from?” 
“ Oh,  I’ve  been  to  tea  with  the  Doctor,”  says 
Tom,  with  great  dignity. 

“ My  eye  1”  cried  East.  “ Oh  ! so  that’s  why 
Mary  called  you  back,  and  you  didn’t  come  to 
supper.  You  lost  something — that  beef  and 
pickles  was  no  end  good.” 

“I  say,  young  fellow,”  cried  Hall,  detecting 
Arthur,  and  catching  him  by  the  collar,  “ what’s 
your  name?  Where  do  you  come  from  ? How' 
old  are  you?” 

Tom  saw  Arthur  shrink  back,  and  look  scared 
as  all  the  group  turned  to  him,  but  thought  it  best 
to  let  him  answer,  just  standing  by  his  side  to 
support  in  case  of  need. 

“Arthur,  sir.  I come  from  Devonshire.” 

“ Don’t  call  me  ‘ sir,’ you  young  muff!  How 
old  are  you  ?” 

“ Thirteen.” 

“ Can  you  sing  ?” 

The  poor  boy  was  trembling  and  hesitating. 
Tom  struck  in — “ You  be  hanged.  Tadpole. 
He’ll  have  to  sing,  whether  he  can  or  not,  Sat- 
urday twelve  weeks,  and  that’s  long  enough  off' 
yet.” 

“ Do  you  know  him  at  home,  Browm  ?” 

“ No  ; but  he’s  my  chum  in  Gray’s  old  study, 
and  it’s  near  prayer-time,  and  I haven’t  had  a 
look  at  it  yet.  Come  along,  Arthur.” 

Aw’ay  went  the  two,  Tom  longing  to  get  his 
charge  safe  under  cover,  where  he  might  advise 
him  on  his  deportment. 

“What  a queer  chum  for  Tom  Brown,”  was 
tiie  comment  at  the  fire ; and  it  must  be  confessed 
so  thought  Tom  himself,  as  he  lighted  his  can- 
dle, and  surveyed  the  new'  green-bake  curtains 
and  the  carpet  and  sofa  with  much  satisfaction. 

“I  say,  Arthur,  what  a brick  your  mother  is 
to  make  us  so  cosy!  But  look  here  now : you 
must  answer  straight  up  when  the  fellows  speak 
to  you,  and  don’t  be  afraid.  If  you’re  afraid, 
you’ll  get  bullied.  And  don’t  you  say  you  can 


sing ; and  don’t  you  ever  talk  about  home,  or 
your  mother  and  sisters.” 

Poor  little  Arthur  looked  ready  to  cry. 

“But  please,”  said  he,  “mayn’t  I talk  about — 
home  to  you  ?” 

“ Oh  yes,  I like  it.  But  don’t  talk  to  boys 
you  don’t  know,  or  they’ll  call  you  home-sick,  or 
mamma’s  darling,  or  some  such  stuff.  What  a 
jolly  desk ! is  that  yours  ? And  what  stunning 
binding ! why,  your  school-books  look  like  nov- 
els.” % 

And  Tom  was  soon  deep  in  Arthur’s  goods 
and  chattels,  all  new  and  good  enough  for  a fifth- 
form  boy,  and  hardly  thought  of  his  friends  out- 
side till  the  prayer-bell  rang. 

I have  already  described  the  School-house 
prayers ; they  were  the  same  on  the  first  night 
as  on  the  other  nights,  save  for  the  gaps  caused 
by  the  absence  of  those  boys  who  came  late,  and 
the  line  of  new  boys  who  stood  all  together  at  the 
farther  table — of  all  sorts  and  sizes,  like  young 
bears  with  all  their  trouble  to  come,  as  Tom’s 
father  had  said  to  him  when  he  was  in  the  same 
position.  He  thought  of  it  as  he  looked  at  the 
line,  and  poor  little  slight  Arthur  standing  with 
them,  and  as  he  was  leading  him  up  stairs  to 
Number  4,  directly  after  prayers,  and  showdng 
him  his  bed.  It  w'as  a huge  high  airy  room, 
with  two  large  wdndows  looking  on  to  the  School 
close.  There  were  tw'elve  beds  in  the  room  ; the 
one  in  the  farthest  corner  by  the  fire-place  occu- 
jiied  by  the  sixth-form  boy  who  was  responsible 
for  the  discipline  of  the  room,  and  the  rest  by 
boys  in  the  lower  fifth  and  other  junior  forms, 
all  fags  (for  the  fifth-form  boys,  as  has  been  said, 
slept  in  rooms  by  themselves).  Being  fags,  the 
eldest  of  them  tvas  not  more  than  about  sixteen 
years  old,  and  were  all  bound  to  be  up  and  in 
bed  by  ten  ; the  sixth-form  boys  came  to  bed  from 
ten  to  a quarter-past  (at  which  time  the  old  ver- 
ger came  round  to  put  the  candles  out),  except 
when  they  sat  up  to  read. 

Within  a few  minutes  therefore  of  their  entry, 
all  the  other  boys  who  slept  in  Number  4 had 
come  up.  The  little  fellows  went  quietly  to  their 
own  beds,  and  began  undressing  and  talking  to 
each  other  in  whispers ; while  the  elder,  amongst 
whom  was  Tom,  sat  chatting  about  on  one  an- 
other’s beds,  with  their  jackets  and  waistcoats 
off.  Poor  little  Arthur  was  overwhelmed  with 
the  novelty  of  his  position.  The  idea  of  sleep- 
ing in  the  room  with  strange  boys  had  clearly 
never  crossed  his  mind  before,  and  was  as  pain- 
ful as  it  was  strange  to  him.  He  could  hardly 
bear  to  take  his  jacket  off";  however,  presently, 
with  an  effort,  off  it  came,  and  then  he  paused 
and  looked  at  Tom,  who  was  sitting  at  the  bot- 
tom of  his  bed  talking  and  laughing. 

“Please,  Brown,”  he  whispered,  “may  I 
wash  my  face  and  hands  ?’’ 

“ Of  course,  if  you  like,”  said  Tom,  staring  ; 
“that’s  your  washhand-stand,  under  the  win- 
dow, second  from  your  bed.  You’ll  have  to  go  < 
down  for  more  tvater  in  the  morning  if  you  use 
it  all.”  And  on  he  went  with  his  talk,  while 
Arthur  stole  timidly  from  between  the  beds  out 


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to  liis  washhand-stand,  and  began  his  ablutions, 
thereby  drawing  for  a moment  on  himself  the 
attention  of  the  room. 

On  went  the  talk  and  laughter.  Arthur  fin- 
ished his  w’ashing  and  undressing,  and  put  on 


the  poor  little  lonely  boy ; howerer,  this  time  he 
didn’t  ask  Tom  what  he  might  or  might  not  do, 
but  dropped  on  his  knees  by  his  bedside,  as  he 
had  done  every  day  from  his  childhood,  to  open 
his  heart  to  Him  who  heareth  the  cry  and  bear 


his  night-gown.  He  then  looked  round  more 
nervously  than  ever.  Two  or  three  of  the  little 
boys  were  already  in  bed,  sitting  up  with  their 
chins  on  their  knees.  The  light  burned  clear, 
tiie  noise  went  on.  It  was  a trying  moment  for 


eth  the  sorrows  of  the  tender  child,  and  t!ic 
strong  man  in  agony. 

Tom  was  sitting  at  the  bottom  of  his  bed  un- 
lacing his  boots,  so  that  his  back  was  towards 
Arthur,  and  he  didn’t  see  what  had  happened, 


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and  looked  up  in  wonder  at  the  sudden  silence. 
Then  two  or  three  boys  laughed  and  sneered, 
and  a big  brutal  fellow,  who  was  standing  in  the 
middle  of  the  room,  picked  up  a slipper,  and 
shied  it  at  the  kneeling  boy,  calling  him  a sniv- 
elling young  shaver.  Then  Tom  saw  the  whole, 
and  the  next  moment  the  boot  he  had  just  pulled 
off  flew  straight  at  the  head  of  the  bully,  who  had 
just  time  to  throw  up  his  arm  and  catch  it  on 
Iffs  elbow. 

“Confound  you.  Brown,  what’s  that  for?” 
roared  he,  stamping  with  pain. 

“Never  mind  what  I mean,”  said  Tom,  step- 
I>ing  on  to  the  floor,  every  drop  of  blood  in  his 
body  tingling;  “if  any  fellow  wants  the  other 
boot,  he  knows  how  to  get  it.” 

What  would  have  been  the  result  is  doubtful, 
for  at  this  moment  the  sixth-form  boy  came  in, 
and  not  another  word  could  be  said.  Tom  and 
the  rest  rushed  into  bed  and  finished  their  un- 
robing there,  and  the  old  verger,  as  punctual  as 
the  clock,  had  put  out  the  candle  in  another 
minute,  and  toddled  on  to  the  next  room,  shut- 
ting their  door  with  his  usual  “ Good-night, 
gen’Im’n.” 

There  were  many  boys  in  the  room  by  whom 
that  little  scene  was  taken  to  heart  before  they 
slept.  But  sleep  seemed  to  have  deserted  the 
pillow  of  poor  Tom.  For  some  time  his  excite- 
ment, and  the  flood  of  memories  which  chased 
one  another  through  his  brain,  kept  him  from 
thinking  or  resolving.  His  head  throbbed,  his 
heart  leaped,  and  he  could  hardly  keep  himself 
from  springing  out  of  bed  and  rushing  about  the 
room.  Then  the  thought  of  his  own  mother 
came  across  him,  and  the  promise  he  had  made 
at  her  knee,  years  ago,  never  to  forget  to  kneel 
by  his  bedside,  and  give  himself  up  to  his  Fa- 
ther, before  he  laid  his  head  on  the  pillow,  from 
which  it  might  never  rise ; and  he  lay  down 
gently  and  cried  as  if  his  heart  would  break. 
He  was  only  fourteen  years  old. 

It  was  no  light  act  of  courage  in  those  days, 
my  dear  boys,  fora  little  fellow  to  say  his  prayers 
publicly,  even  at  Rugby.  A few  years  later, 
when  Arnold’s  manly  piety  had  begun  to  leaven 
the  school,  the  tables  turned ; before  he  died, 
in  the  School-house  at  least,  and  I believe  in 
the  other  house,  the  rule  was  the  other  way. 
But  poor  Tom  had  come  to  school  in  other 
times.  The  first  few  nights  after  he  came  he 
did  not  kneel  down  because  of  the  noLse,  but 
sat  up  in  bed  till  the  candle  was  out,  and  then 
stole  out  and  said  his  prayers,  in  fear  lest  some 
one  should  find  him  out.  So  did  many  another 
poor  little  fellow.  Then  he  began  to  think  that 
he  might  just  as  well  say  his  prayers  in  bed,  and 
then  that  it  didn’t  matter  whether  he  was  kneel- 
ing, or  sitting,  or  lying  down.  And  so  it  had 
come  to  pass  with  Tom,  as  with  all  who  will  not 
confess  their  Lord  before  men  ; and  for  the  last 
year  he  had  probably  not  said  his  prayers  in 
earnest  a dozen  times. 

Poor  Tom ! the  first  and  bitterest  feeling 
which  was  like  to  break  his  heart  was  the  sense 
of  his  own  cowardice.  The  vice  of  all  others 


which  he  loathed  was  brought  in  ami  !)urned  in 
on  his  own  soul.  He  had  lied  to  his  mother, 
to  his  conscience,  to  his  God.  How  could  he 
bear  it?  And  then  the  poor  little  weak  boy, 
whom  he  had  pitied  and  almost  scorned  for  his 
weakness,  had  done  that  which  he,  braggart  as 
he  was,  dared  not  do.  The  first  dawn  of  com' 
fort  came  to  him  in  swearing  to  himself  that  he 
would  stand  by  that  boy  through  thick  and  thi!t, 
and  cheer  him,  and  help  him,  and  bear  his  buir 
dens,  for  the  good  deed  done  that  night.  Ther 
he  resolved  to  write  home  next  day  and  tell  hi? 
mother  all,  and  what  a coward  her  son  had 
been.  And  then  peace  came  to  him  as  he  rc' 
solved,  lastly,  to  bear  his  testimony  next  morn' 
ing.  The  morning  would  be  harder  than  the 
night  to  begin  with,  but  he  felt  that  he  could 
not  afford  to  let  one  chance  slip.  Several  times 
he  faltered,  for  the  devil  showed  him  first 
all  his  old  friends  calling  him  “ Saint  ” and 
“ Square-toes,’’ and  a dozen  hard  names,  and 
whispered  to  him  that  his  motives  would  be 
misunderstood,  and  he  would  only  be  left  alone 
with  the  new  boy ; whereas  it  was  his  duty  to 
keep  all  means  of  influence,  that  he  might  do 
good  to  the  largest  number.  And  then  came 
the  more  subtle  temptation.  “ Shall  I not  be 
showing  myself  braver  than  others  by  doing 
this?  Hav'e  I any  right  to  begin  it  now? 
Ought  I not  rather  to  pray  in  my  own  study, 
letting  other  boys  know  that  I do  so,  and  trying 
to  lead  them  to  it,  while  in  public  at  least  I 
should  go  on  as  I have  done?”  However,  his 
good  angel  was  too  strong  that  night,  and  he 
turned  on  liis  side  and  slept,  tired  of  trying  to 
reason,  but  resolved  to  follow  the  impulse  which 
had  been  so  strong,  and  in  which  he  had  found 
peace. 

Next  morning  he  was  up  and  washed  and 
dressed,  all  but  his  jacket  and  waistcoat,  just  as 
the  ten  minutes’  bell  began  to  ring,  and  then  in 
the  face  of  the  whole  room  knelt  down  to  pray. 
Not  five  words  could  he  say — the  bell  mocked 
him  ; he  was  listening  for  every  whisper  in  the 
room — what  were  they  all  thinking  of  him  ? He 
was  ashamed  to  go  on  kneeling,  ashamed  to  rise 
from  his  knees.  At  last,  as  it  were  from  his  in- 
most heart,  a still  small  voice  seemed  to  breathe 
forth  the  words  of  the  publican,  “God  be  mer- 
ciful to  me  a sinner!”  He  repeated  them  over 
and  over,  clinging  to  them  as  for  his  life,  and 
rose  from  his  knees  comforted  and  humbled,  and 
ready  to  face  the  Avhole  world.  It  was  not  need- 
ed : two  other  boys  besides  Arthur  had  already 
followed  his  example,  and  he  went  down  to  the 
great  School  with  a glimmering  of  another  les- 
son in  his  heart — the  lesson  that  he  who  has 
conquered  his  own  coward  spirit  has  conquered 
the  whole  outward  world ; and  that  other  one 
which  the  old  prophet  learnt  in  the  cave  in 
Mount  Horeb,  when  he  hid  his  face,  and  the 
still  small  voice  asked,  “ What  doest  thou  here, 
Elijah  ?”  that  however  we  may  fancy  ourselves 
alone  on  the  side  of  good,  the  King  and  Lord 
of  men  is  nowhere  without  his  witnesses ; for  in 
every  society,  however  seemingly  corrupt  and 


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godless,  there  are  those  who  have  not  bowed 
the  knee  to  Baal. 

He  found,  too,  how  greatly  he  had  exagger- 
ated the  etc  ct  to  be  produced  by  his  act.  For 
a few  nights  tiiere  was  a sneer  or  a laugh  when 
he  knelt  down,  but  this  passed  oft"  soon,  and 
one  by  one  all  tlie  otlier  boys  but  three  or  four 
followed  the  lead.  I fear  tliat  this  was  in  some 
measure  owing  to  the  fact,  that  Tom  could 
probably  have  thrashed  any  boy  in  the  room 
except  the  praepostor;  at  any  rate,  every  boy 
knew  that  he  would  try  upon  very  slight  provo- 
cation, and  didn’t  choose  to  run  the  risk  of  a 
hard  fight  because  Tom  Brown  had  taken  a fan- 
cy to  say  his  prayers.  Some  of  the  small  boys 
of  Number  4 communicated  the  new  state  of 
tilings  to  their  chums,  and  in  several  other 
rooms  the  poor  little  fellows  tried  it  on  ; in  one 
instance  or  so,  where  the  praspostor  heard  of  it 
and  interfered  very  decidedly,  with  partial  suc- 
cess ; but  in  the  rest,  after  a short  struggle,  the 
confessors  were  bullied  or  laughed  down,  and 
the  old  state  of  things  went  on  for  some  time 
longer.  Before  either  Tom  Brown  or  Arthur 
left  the  School-house,  there  was  no  room  in 
which  it  had  not  become  the  regular  custom. 
I trust  it  is  so  still,  and  that  the  old  heathen 
state  of  things  has  gone  out  forever. 


CHAPTER  II. 

THE  NEW  BOY. 

“And  Heaven’s  rich  instincts  in  him  grew, 

As  effortless  as  woodland  nooks 

Send  violets  up  and  paint  them  blue." — Lowell. 

I DO  not  mean  to  recount  all  the  little  troub- 
les and  annoyances  which  thronged  upon  Tom 
at  the  beginning  of  this  half-year,  in  his  new 


TOM  AND  AETllUIi  IN  CLOISTEB. 


character  of  bear-leader  to  a gentle  little  boy 
straight  from  home.  He  seemed  to  himself  to 
have  become  a new  boy  again,  without  any  of 
the  long-suffering  and  meekness  indispensable 
for  supporting  that  character  with  moderate 
success.  From  morning  till  night  he  had  the 
feeling  of  responsibility  on  his  mind;  and,  even 
if  he  left  Arthur  in  their  study  or  in  the  close 
for  an  hour,  was  never  at  ease  till  he  had  him 
in  sight  again.  Ho  waited  for  him  at  the  doors 
of  the  school  after  every  lesson  and  every  call- 
ing-over ; watched  that  no  tricks  were  played 
him,  and  none  but  the  regulation  questions 
asked;  kept  his  eye  on  his  plate  at  dinner  and 
breakfast,  to  see  that  no  unfair  depredations 
were  made  upon  his  viands ; in  short,  as  East 
remarked,  cackled  after  him  like  a hen  with  one 
chick. 

Arthur  took  a long  time  thawing  too,  which 
made  it  all  the  harder  work  ; was  sadly  timid  ; 
scarcely  ever  spoke  unless  Tom  spoke  to  him 
first ; and,  worst  of  all,  would  agree  with  him 
in  every  thing,  the  hardest  thing  in  the  world 
for  a Brown  to  bear.  He  got  quite  angry  some- 
times, as  they  sat  together  of  a night  in  their 
study,  at  this  provoking  habit  of  agreement, 
and  was  on  the  point  of  breaking  out  a dozen 
times  with  a lecture  upon  the  propriety  of  a fel- 
low having  a will  of  his  own  and  speaking  out, 
but  managed  to  restrain  himself  by  the  thought 
that  he  might  only  frighten  Arthur,  and  the  re- 
membrance of  the  lesson  he  had  learnt  from  him 
on  his  first  night  at  Number  4.  Then  he  would 
resolve  to  sit  still,  and  not  say  a w'ord  till  Ar- 
thur began  ; but  he  was  always  beat  at  that 
game,  and  had  presently  to  begin  talking  in 
despair,  fearing  lest  Arthur  might  think  he  was 
vexed  at  something  if  he  didn’t,  and  dog-tired 
of  sitting  tongue-tied. 

It  was  hard  work ! But  Tom  had  taken 
it  up,  and  meant  to  stick  to  it,  and  go 
through  with  it,  so  as  to  satisfy  himself;  in 
which  resolution  he  was  much  assisted  by 
the  chaffing  ofEast  and  his  other  old  friends, 
who  began  to  call  him  “dry-nurse,"  and 
otherwise  to  break  their  small  wit  on  him. 
But  when  they  took  other  ground,  as  they 
did  every  now  and  then,  Tom  was  sorely 
puzzled. 

“Tell  j’ou  what,  Tommy,"  East  would 
say,  “you’ll  spoil  young  Hopeful  w'ith  too 
much  coddling.  Why  can’t  you  let  him  go 
about  by  himself  and  find  his  owm  level? 
He’ll  never  be  w'orth  a button,  if  you  go  on 
keeping  him  under  your  skirts.” 

“Well,  but  he  ain’t  fit  to  fight  his  own 
way  yet ; I’m  trying  to  get  him  to  it  every 
day — but  he’s  very  odd.  Poor  little  beggar ! 
I can’t  make  him  out  a bit.  He  ain’t  a 
bit  like  any  thing  I’ve  ever  seen  or  heard 
of— he  seems  all  over  nerves ; any  thing 
you  say  seems  to  hurt  him  like  a cut  or  a 
blow.” 

“That  sort  of  boy’s  no  use  here,”  said 
East ; “ he’ll  only  spoil.  Now,  I’ll  tell  you 
what  to  do,  Tommy.  Go  and  get  a nice 


TOM  BEOWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


large  band -box  made,  and  put  him  in  with 
plenty  of  cotton-wool,  and  a pap-bottle,  labelled 
‘With  care — this  side  up,’  and  send  him  back 
to  mamma.” 

“I  think  I shall  make  a hand  of  him, 
though,”  said  Tom,  smiling,  “say  what  you 
will.  There’s  something  about  him,  every  now 
and  then,  which  shows  me  he’s  got  pluck  some- 
where in  him.  That’s  the  only  thing,  after  all, 
that’ll  wash,  ain’t  it,  old  Scud  ? But  how  to 
get  at  it  and  bring  it  out  ?” 

Tom  took  one  hand  out  of  his  breeches-pock- 
et  and  stuck  it  in  his  back  hair  for  a scratch, 
giving  his  hat  a tilt  over  his  nose,  his  one  meth- 
od of  invoking  wisdom.  He  stared  at  the  ground 
with  a ludicrously  puzzled  look,  and  presently 
looked  up  and  met  East’s  eyes.  That  young 
gentleman  slapped  him  on  the  back,  and  then 
put  his  arm  round  his  shoulder,  as  they  strolled 
through  the  quadrangle  together.  “Tom,” 
said  he,  “ blest  if  you  ain’t  the  best  old  fellow 
ever  was — I do  like  to  see  you  go  into  a thing. 
Hang  it,  I wish  I could  take  things  as  you  do, 
but  I never  ean  get  higher  than  a joke.  Every 
thing's  a joke.  If  I was  going  to  be  flogged 
next  minute,  I should  be  in  a blue  funk,  but 
I couldn’t  help  laughing  at  it  for  the  life  of 
me.” 

“ Brown  and  East,  you  go  and  fag  for  Jones 
on  the  great  fives’-court.” 

“ Hullo,  tho’,  that’s  past  a joke,”  broke  out 
East,  springing  at  the  young  gentleman  who 
addressed  them,  and  catching  him  by  the  col- 
lar. “ Here,  Tommy,  catch  hold  of  him  t’oth- 
er side  before  he  can  holla.” 

The  youth  was  seized,  and  dragged  strug- 
gling out  of  the  quadrangle  into  the  Sehool- 
- house  hall.  He  was  one  of  the  miserable  little 
pretty  white-handed  curly-headed  boys,  petted 
and  pampered  by  some  of  the  big  fellows,  who 
wrote  their  verses  for  them,  taught  them  to 
drink  and  use  bad  language,  and  did  all  they 
could  to  spoil  them  for  every  thing  * in  this 
world  and  the  next.  One  of  the  avocations  in 
which  these  young  gentlemen  took  particular 
delight  was  in  going  about  and  getting  fags  for 
their  protectors,  when  those  heroes  were  playing 
any  game.  They  carried  about  pencil  and  pa- 
per with  them,  putting  down  the  names  of  all 
the  boys  they  sent,  always  sending  five  times 
as  many  as  were  wanted,  and  getting  all  those 
thrashed  who  didn’t  go.  The  present  youth  be- 
longed to  a house  which  was  very  jealous  of  the 
School-house,  and  always  picked  out  School- 
house  fags  when  he  could  find  them.  However, 
this  time  he’d  got  the  wrong  sow  by  the  ear. 
His  captors  slammed  the  great  door  of  the  hall, 
and  East  put  his  back  against  it,  while  Tom 
gave  the  prisoner  a shake-up,  took  away  his  list, 
and  stood  him  up  on  tJie  floor,  while  he  pro- 
ceeded leisurely  to  examine  that  document. 

* A kind  and  wise  critic,  an  old  Ru^bcean,  notes  here 
in  the  mari^in,  “ The  smah-friend  system  was  not  so  ut- 
terly bad  from  1S41-184T.”  Before  tliat,  too,  tliere  were 
many  noble  friendships  between  big  and  little  boys,  but 
I can’t  strike  out  the  pass.age ; many  boys  will  know  why 
it  is  left  in. 


“Let  me  out ! let  me  go  !”  screamed  the  boy 
in  a furious  passion.  “ I’ll  go  and  tell  Jones 

this  minute,  and  he’ll  give  you  both  the 

thrashing  you  ever  had.” 

“Pretty  little  dear,”  said  East,  patting  the 
top  of  his  hat;  “hark  how  he  swears,  Tom. 
Nicely  brought-up  young  man,  ain’t  he,  I don’t 
think.”  ^ 

“Let  me  alone, you,”  roared  the  boy, 

foaming  with  rage,  and  kicking  at  East,  who 
quietly  tripped  him  up,  and  deposited  him  on 
the  floor  in  a place  of  safety. 

“Gently,  young  fellow,”  said  he;  “’tain’t 
improving  for  little  whippersnappers  like  you  to 
be  indulging  in  blasphemy ; so  you  stop  that, 
or  you’ll  get  something  you  won’t  like.” 

“I’ll  have  you  both  licked  when  I get  out, 
that  I will,”  rejoined  the  boy,  beginning  to 
snivel. 

“Two  can  play  at  that  game,  mind  you,”  said 
Tom,  who  had  finished  his  examination  of  the 
list.  “ Now  you  just  listen  here.  We’ve  just 
come  across  the  fives’-court,  and  Jones  has  four 
fags  there  already,  two  more  than  he  wants.  If 
he’d  wanted  us  to  change,  he’d  have  stopped  us 
himself.  And  here,  you  little  blackguard,  you’ve 
got  seven  names  down  on  your  list  besides  ours, 
and  five  of  them  School-house.”  Tom  walked 
up  to  him  and  jerked  him  on  to  his  legs  ; he 
was  by  this  time  whining  like  a whipped  pup- 

py- 

“Now  just  listen  to  me.  We  ain’t  going  to 
fag  for  Jones.  If  you  tell  him  you’ve  sent  ub, 
wc’Il  each  of  us  give  you  such  a thrashing  as 
you’ll  remember.”  And  Tom  tore  up  the  list 
and  threw  the  pieces  into  the  fire. 

“And  mind  you,  too,”  said  East,  “ don’t  let 
me  catch  you  again  sneaking  about  the  School- 
; house,  and  picking  up  our  fags.  You  haven’t 
got  the  sort  of  hide  to  take  a sound  licking  kind- 
ly ;”  and  he  opened  the. door  and  sent  the  young 
gentleman  flying  into  the  quadrangle,  with  a 
parting  kick. 

“Nice  boy.  Tommy,”  said  East,  shoving  his 
hands  in  his  pockets  and  strolling  to  the  fire. 

“Worst  sort  we  breed,”  responded  Tom,  fol- 
lowing bis  example.  “ Thank  goodness,  no  big 
fellow  ever  took  to  petting  me.” 

“ You’d  never  have  been  like  that,”  said  East. 
“I  should  like  to  have  put  him  in  a museum: 
Christian  young  gentlerhan,  nineteenth  cent- 
ury, highly  educated.  Stir  him  up  with  a long 
pole,  Jack,  and  hear  him  swear  like  a drunken 
sailor ! He’d  make  a respectable  public  open 
its  eyes,  I think.” 

“Think  he’ll  tell  Jones?”  said  Tom. 

“No,” said  East.  “Don’t  care  if  he  does.” 

“ Nor  I,”  said  Tom.  And  they  went  back  to 
talk  about  Arthur. 

The  young  gentleman  had  brains  enough  not 
to  tell  Jones,  reasoning  that  East  and  Brown, 
who  were  noted  as  some  of  the  toughest  fags  in 
the  school,  wouldn’t  care  three  straws  for  any 
licking  Jones  might  give  them,  and  would  be 
likely  to  keep  their  words  as  to  passing  it  on 
with  intei’est. 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


8?) 


After  the  above  conversation,  East  came  a 
good  deal  to  their  study,  and  took  notice  'of  Ar- 
thur ; and  soon  allowed  to  Tom  that  he  Avas  a 
thorough  little  gentleman,  and  Avould  get  over 
his  shyness  all  in  good  time ; which  much  com- 
forted our  hero.  He  felt  every  day,  too,  the 
value  of  having  an  object  in  his  life,  something 
that  drew  him  out  of  himself ; and,  it  being  the 
dull  time  of  the  year,  and  no  games  going  about 
for  which  he  much  cared,  was  happier  than  he 
had  ever  yet  been  at  school,  Avhich  was  saying 
a great  deal. 

The  time  which  Tom  allowed  himself  away 
from  his  charge  was  from  locking-up  till  supper- 
time. During  this  hour  or  hour  and  a half  he 
used  to  take  his  fling,  going  round  to  the  studies 
of  all  his  acquaintance,  sparring  or  gossiping  in 


shut  the  door  at  once  and  sat  down  on  the  sofa 
by  Arthur,  putting  his  arm  round  his  neck. 

“ Why,  young  un  ! what’s  the  matter  ?”  said 
he,  kindly  ; “you  ain’t  unhappy,  are  you  ?” 

“ Oh  no.  Brown,”  said  the  little  boy,  looking 
up  with  the  great  tears  in  his  eyes;  “you  are 
so  kind  to  me.  I’m  veiy  happy.” 

“ Why  don’t  you  call  me  Tom  ? lots  of  boys 
do  that  I don’t  like  half  so  much  as  you.  What 
are  you  reading,  then  ? Hang  it,  you  must 
come  about  with  me,  and  not  mope  yourself,” 
and  Tom  cast  doAvn  his  eyes  on  the  book,  and 
saw  it  was  the  Bible.  He  was  silent  for  a min- 
ute, and  thought  to  himself,  “Lesson  Number 
2,  Tom  Brown  and  then  said  gently — 

“I’m  very  glad  to  see  this,  Arthur,  and 
asliamed  that  I don’t  read  the  Bible  more  my- 


TO-M  COMFOKTING  AliTllUU. 


the  hall,  now  jumping  the  old  iron-bound  tables, 
or  carving  a bit  of  his  name  on  them,  then  join- 
ing in  some  chorus  of  merry  voices;  in  fact, 
blowing  off  his  steam,  as  we  should  now  call  it. 

This  process  was  so  congenial  to  his  temper, 
and  Arthur  showed  himself  so  pleased  at  the  ai-- 
rangement,  that  it  was  several  weeks  before  Tom 
was  ever  in  their  study  before  supper.  One  even- 
ing, however,  he  rushed  in  to  look  for  an  old 
chisel,  or  some  corks,  or  other  article  essential 
to  his  pursuit  for  the  time  being,  and,  while 
rummaging  about  in  the  cupboards,  looked  up 
for  a moment,  and  was  caught  at  once  by  the 
figure  of  poor  little  Arthur.  The  boy  Avas  sit- 
ting Avith  his  elboAvs  on  the  table,  and  his  head 
leaning  on  his  hands,  and  before  him  an  open 
book,  on  Avhich  his  tears  were  falling  fast.  Tom 


self.  Do  you  read  it  every  night  before  supper 
Avhile  I’m  out?” 

“Yes.” 

“ Well,  I Avish  you’d  Avait  till  afterAvards,  and 
then  Ave’d  read  together.  But,  Arthur,  Avhy 
does  it  make  you  cry?” 

“ Oh,  it  isn’t  that  I’m  unhappy.  But  at 
home,  Avhile  my  father  aa’us  alive,  Ave  alwaA's 
read  the  lessons  after  tea ; and  I love  to  read 
them  oA-er  noAA',  and  try  to  remember  Avhat  he 
said  about  them.  I can’t  remember  all,  and  I 
think  I scarcely  understand  a great  deal  of  Avhat 
I do  remember.  But  it  all  comes  back  to  me  so 
fresh,  that  I can’t  help  crying  sometimes  to  think 
I shall  ncA'er  read  them  again  Avirh  him.” 
Arthur  had  never  spoken  of  his  home  before^ 
and  Tom  hadn’t  encouraged  him  to  do  so,  as 


90 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


liis  blundering  schoolboy  reasoning  made  him 
think  that  Arthur  would  be  softened  and  less 
manly  for  thinking  of  home.  But  now  he  was 
fairly  interested,  and  forgot  all  about  chisels  and 
bottled  beer;  while  with  very  little  encourage- 
ment Arthur  launched  into  his  home  history, 
and  the  prayer-bell  put  them  both  out  sadly 
when  it  rang  to  call  them  to  the  hall. 

From  this  time  Arthur  constantly  spoke  of  his 
home,  and,  above  all,  of  his  father,  who  had 
been  dead  about  a year,  and  whose  memory 
Tom  soon  got  to  love  and  reverence  almost  as 
much  as  his  own  son  did. 

Arthur’s  father  had  been  the  clergyman  of  a 
parish  in  the  Midland  Counties,  which  had  risen 
into  a large  town  during  the  war,  and  upon 
which  the  hard  years  which  followed  had  fallen 
with  fearful  weight.  The  trade  had  been  half 
ruined ; and  then  came  the  old  sad  story  of 
masters  reducing  their  establishments,  men 
turned  off  and  wandering  about,  hungry  and 
wan  in  body,  and  fierce  in  soul,  from  the  thought 
of  wives  and  children  staiving  at  home,  and  the 
last  sticks  of  furniture  going  to  the  pawn-shop ; 
children  taken  from  school,  and  lounging  about 
the  dirty  streets  and  courts,  too  listless  almost 
to  play,  and  squalid  in  rags  and  misery.  And 
then  the  fearful  struggle  between  the  employers 
and  men  ; lowerings  of  wages,  strikes,  and  the 
long  course  of  oft-repeated  crime,  ending  every 
now  and  then  with  a riot,  a fire,  and  the  county 
yeomanry.  There  is  no  need  here  to  dwell  upon 
such  tales ; the  Englishman  into  whose  soul 
they  have  not  sunk  deep  is  not  worthy  the  name ; 
you  English  boys  for  whom  this  book  is  meant 
(God  bless  your  bright  faces  and  kind  hearts !) 
will  learn  it  all  soon  enough. 

Into  such  a parish  and  state  of  society  Ar- 
thur’s father  had  been  thrown  at  the  age  of 
twenty.five,  a young  mai-ried  parson,  full  of 
faith,  hope,  and  love.  He  had  battled  with  it 
like  a man,  and  had  lots  of  fine  Utopian  ideas 
about  the  perfectibility  of  mankind,  glorious  hu- 
manity, and  such-like  knocked  out  of  his  head ; 
and  a real  wholesome  Christian  love  for  the 
poor  struggling,  sinning  men,  of  whom  he  felt 
himself  one,  and  with  and  for  whom  he  spent 
fortune  and  strength  and  life,  driven  into  his 
heart.  He  had  battled  like  a man,  and  gotten 
a man’s  reward.  No  silver  teapots  or  salvers, 
with  flowery  inscriptions,  setting  forth  his  vir- 
tues and  the  appreciation  of  a genteel  parish ; 
no  fat  living  or  stall,  for  which  he  never  looked, 
and  didn't  care ; no  sighs  and  praises  of  com- 
fortable dowagers  and  well  got-up  young  wom- 
en, who  worked  him  slippers,  sugared  his  tea, 
and  adored  him  as  “a  devoted  man;”  but  a 
manly  respect,  wrung  from  the  unwilling  souls 
of  men  who  fancied  his  order  their  natural  ene- 
mies ; the  fear  and  hatred  of  every  one  who  was 
false  or  unjust  in  the  district,  were  he  master  or 
man  ; and  the  blessed  sight  of  women  and  chil- 
dren daily  becoming  more  human  and  more 
homely,  a comfort  to  themselves  and  to  their 
husbands  and  fathers. 

These  things  of  course  took  time,  and  had  to 


be  fought  for  with  toil  and  sweat  of  brain  and 
heart,  and  with  the  life-blood  poured  out.  All 
that  Arthur  had  laid  his  account  to  give,  and 
took  as  a matter  of  course ; neither  pitying 
himself,  nor  looking  on  himself  as  a martyr, 
when  he  felt  the  wear  and  tear  making  him  feel 
old  before  his  time,  and  the  stifling  air  of  fe>er- 
dens  telling  on  his  health.  His  wife  seconded 
him  in  every  thing.  She  had  been  rather  fond 
of  society,  and  much  admired  and  run  after  be- 
fore her  marriage  ; and  the  London  world  to 
which  she  had  belonged  pitied  poor  Fanny  Eve- 
lyn when  she  married  the  young  clergyman, 
and  went  to  settle  in  that  smoky  hole,  Turley,  a 
very  nest  of  Chartism  and  Atheism,  in  a part  of 
the  county  which  all  the  decent  families  had 
had  to  leave  for  years.  However,  somehow  or 
other  she  didn’t  seem  to  care.  If  her  husband’s 
living  had  been  amongst  green  fields  and  near 
pleasant  neighbors,  she  would  have  liked  it  bet- 
ter— that  she  never  pretended  to  deny.  But 
there  they  were : the  air  wasn’t  bad,  after  all ; 
the  people  were  very  good  sort  of  people — civil 
to  you  if  you  were  civil  to  them,  after  the  first 
brush ; and  they  didn’t  expect  to  work  miracles, 
and  convert  them  all  ofF-hand  into  model  Chris- 
tians. So  he  and  she  went  quietly  among  the 
folk,  talking  to  and  treating  them  just  as  they 
would  have  done  people  of  their  own  rank. 
They  didn’t  feel  that  they  were  doing  any  thing 
out  of  the  common  way,  and  so  were  perfectly 
natural,  and  had  none  of  that  condescension  or 
consciousness  of  manner  which  so  outrages  the 
independent  poor.  And  thus  they  gradually 
won  respect  and  confidence  ; and  after  sixteen 
years  he  was  looked  up  to  by  the  whole  neigh- 
borhood as  #/ie  just  man,  the  man  to  whom  mas- 
ters and  men  could  go  in  their  strikes,  and  all 
in  their  quarrels  and  difficulties,  and  by  whom 
the  right  and  true  word  would  be  said  without 
fear  or  favor.  And  the  women  had  come  round 
to  take  her  advice,  and  go  to  her  as  a friend  in 
all  their  troubles,  while  the  children  all  wor- 
shipped the  very  ground  she  trod  on. 

They  had  three  children,  two  daughters  and 
a son,  little  Arthur,  who  came  between  his  sis- 
ters. He  had  been  a very  delicate  boy  from  his 
childhood ; they  thought  he  had  a tendency  to 
consumption,  and  so  he  had  been  kept  at  home 
and  taught  by  his  father,  who  had  made  a com- 
panion of  him,  and  from  whom  he  had  gain- 
ed good  scholarship,  and  a knowledge  of  and  in- 
terest in  many  subjects  which  boys  in  general 
never  come  across  till  they  arc  many  years 
older. 

Just  as  he  reached  his  thirteenth  year,  and 
his  father  had  settled  that  he  was  strong  enough 
to  go  to  school,  and,  after  much  debating  with 
himself,  had  resolved  to  send  him  there,  a des- 
perate typhus  fever  broke  out  in  the  town ; 
most  of  the  other  clergy,  and  almost  all  the  doc- 
tors, ran  away;  the  work  fell  with  tenfold 
weight  on -those  who  stood  to  their  work.  Ar- 
thur and  his  wife  both  caught  the  fever,  of 
which  he  died  in  a few  days,  and  she  recovered, 
having  been  able  to  nurse  him  to  the  end,  and 


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store  up  his  last  words.  He  was  sensible  to 
the  last,  and  calm  and  happy,  leaving  his  wife 
and  children  with  fearless  trust  for  a few  years 
in  the  hands  of  the  Lord  and  Friend  who  had 
lived  and  died  for  him,  and  for  whom  he,  to  the 
best  of  his  power,  had  lived  and  died.  His  wid- 
ow’s mourning  was  deep  and  gentle ; she  was 
more  affected  by  the  request  of  the  Committee 
of  a Free-thinking  club,  established  in  the  town 
by  some  of  the  factory  hands  (which  he  had 
striven  against  with  might  and  main,  and  near- 
ly suppressed),  that  some  of  their  number  might 
be  allowed  to  help  bear  the  coffin,  than  by  any 
thing  else.  Two  of  them  were  chosen,  who 
with  six  other  laboring  men,  his  own  fellow- 
workmen  and  friends,  bore  him  to  his  grave — a 
man  who  had  fought  the  Lord’s  fight  even  unto 
the  death.  The  shops  were  closed  and  the  fac- 
tories shut  that  day  in  the  parish,  yet  no  master 
stopped  the  day’s  wages;  but  for  many  a year 
afterwards  the  towns-folk  felt  the  want  of  that 
brave,  hopeful,  loving  parson,  and  his  wife,  who 
had  lived  to  teach  them  mutual  forbearance  and 
helpfulness,  and  had  aZmosf  at  last  given  them  a 
glimpse  of  what  this  old  Avorld  would  be,  if  peo- 
ple would  live  for  God  and  each  other,  instead 
of  for  themselves. 

What  has  all  this  to  do  with  our  story? 
Well,  my  dear  boys,  let  a fellow  go  on  his  own 
way,  or  you  won’t  get  any  thing  out  of  him 
worth  having.  I must  show  you  what  sort  of  a 
man  it  was  who  had  begotten  and  trained  litrle 
Arthur,  or  else  you  won’t  believe  in  him,  which 
I am  resolved  you  shall  do ; and  you  won’t  see 
how  he,  the  timid,  weak  boy,  had  points  in  him 
from  which  the  bravest  and  strongest  recoiled, 
and  made  his  presence  and  example  felt  from 
the  first  on  all  sides,  unconsciously  to  himself, 
and  without  the  least  attempt  at  proselytizing. 
The  spirit  of  his  father  was  in  him,  and  the 
Friend  to  whom  his  father  had  left  him  did  not 
neglect  the  trust.  ^ 

After  supper  that  night,  and  almost  nightly 
for  years  afterwards,  Tom  and  Arthur,  and  by 
degrees  East  occasionally,  and  sometimes  one, 
sometimes  another,  of  their  friends,  read  a chap- 
ter of  the  Bible  together,  and  talked  it  over  af- 
terwards. Tom  was  at  first  utterly  astonished, 
and  almost  shocked,  at  the  sort  of  way  in  which 
Arthur  read  the  book,  and  talked  about  the  men 
and  women  whose  lives  were  there  told.  The 
first  night  they  happened  to  fall  on  the  chapters 
about  the  famine  in  Egypt,  and  Arthur  began 
talking  about  Joseph  as  if  he  w^ere  a living 
statesman  ; just  as  he  might  have  talked  about 
Lord  Grey  and  the  Reform  Bill : only  that  they 
were  much  more  living  realities  to  him.  The 
book  was  to  him,  Tom  saw,  the  most  vivid  and 
delightful  history  of  real  people,  who  might  do 
right  or  wrong,  just  like  anyone  who  was  walk- 
ing about  in  Rugby — the  Doctor,  or  the  mas- 
ters, or  the  sixth-form  boys.  But  the  astonish- 
ment soon  passed  off,  the  scales  seemed  to  drop 
from  his  eyes,  and  the  book  became  at  once  and 
forever  to  him  the  great  human  and  divine  book, 
and  the  men  and  women,  whom  he  had  looked 


upon  as  something  quite  different  from  himself, 
became  his  friends  and  counsellors. 

For  our  purposes,  however,  the  history  of  one 
night’s  reading  will  be  sufficient,  which  must  be 
told  here,  now  we  are  on  the  subject,  though  it 
didn’t  happen  till  a year  afterwards,  and  long 
after  the  events  recorded  in  the  next  chapter  of 
our  story. 

Arthur,  Tom,  and  East  were  together  one 
night,  and  read  the  story  of  Naaman  coming  to 
Elisha  to  be  cured  of  his  leprosy.  When  the 
chapter  was  finished,  Tom  shut  his  Bible  with  a 
slap. 

“I  can’t  stand  that  fellow  Naaman,”  said  he, 
“ after  what  he’d  seen  and  felt,  going  back  and 
bowing  himself  down  in  the  house  of  Rimmon, 
because  his  effeminate  scoundrel  of  a master  did 
it.  I wonder  Elisha  took  the  trouble  to  heal 
him.  How  he  must  have  despised  him  !” 

“ Yes,  there  you  go  off  as  usual,  with  a shell 
on  your  head,”  struck  in  East,  who  always  took 
the  opposite  side  to  Tom  ; half  from  love  of  ar- 
gument, half  from  conviction.  “How  do  you 
know  he  didn’t  think  better  of  it  ? how  do  you 
know  his  master  was  a scoundrel  ? His  letter 
don’t  look  like  it,  and  the  book  don’t  say  so.” 
“I  don’t  care,”  rejoined  Tom;  “why  did 
Naaman  talk  about  bowing  down,  then,  if  he 
didn’t  mean  to  do  it?  He  wasn’t  likely  to  get 
more  in  earnest  when  he  got  back  to  Court,  and 
away  from  the  Prophet.” 

“Well  but,  Tom,”  said  Arthur,  “look  what 
Elisha  says  to  him,  ‘ Go  in  peaee.’  He  wouldn't 
have  said  that  if  Naaman  had  been  in  the  wrong.” 
“ I don’t  see  that  that  means  more  than  say- 
ing, ‘ You’re  not  the  man  I took  you  for.’  ” 
“No,  no,  that  won’t  do  at  all,”  said  East; 
“read  the  words  fairly,  and  take  men  as  you  find 
them.  I like  Naaman,  and  think  he  was  a very 
fine  fellow.” 

“I  don’t,”  said  Tom,  positively. 

“Well,  I think  East  is  right,”  said  Arthur; 
“I  can’t  see  but  what  it’s  right  to  do  the  best 
you  can,  though  it  mayn’t  be  the  best  absolutely. 
Every  man  isn’t  born  to  be  a martyr.” 

“ Of  course,  of  course,”  said  East;  “but  he’s 
on  one  of  his  pet  hobbies.  How  often  have  I 
told  you,  Tom,  that  you  must  drive  a nail  where 
it’ll  go.” 

“And  how  often  have  I told  yon,”  rejoined 
Tom,  “that  it’ll  always  go  where  you  want,  if 
you  only  stiek  to  it  and  hit  hard  enough.  I 
hate  half  measures  and  compromises.” 

“Yes,  he’s  a whole-hog  man,  is  Tom.  Must 
have  the  whole  animal,  hair  and  teeth,  claws 
and  tail,”  laughed  East.  “ Sooner  have  no 
bread,  any  day,  than  half  the  loaf.” 

“I  don’t  know,”  said  Arthur,  “it’s  rather 
puzzling  ; but  ain’t  most  right  things  got  by 
proper  compromises,  I mean  where  the  principle 
isn’t  given  up  ?” 

“ That’s  just  the  point,”  said  Tom  ; “ I don’t 
object  to  a compromise,  where  you  don’t  give 
up  your  principle.” 

i “ Not  you,”  said  East  laughingly.  “I  know 
him  of  old,  Arthur,  and  you’ll  find  him  out 


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some  da}'.  There  isn’t  such  a reasonable  fellow 
in  the  world,  to  hear  him  talk.  He  never  Avants 
any  thing  but  what’s  right  and  fair ; only  when 
you  come  to  settle  what’s  right  and  fair,  it’s 
every  thing  that  he  wants,  and  nothing  that  you 
want.  And  that’s  his  idea  of  a compromise. 
Give  me  the  Brown  compromise  when  I’m  on 
his  side.” 

“Now,  Harry,”  said  Tom,  “no  more  chaflP— 
I’m  serious.  Look  here — this  is  what  makes  my 
blood  tingle;”  and  he  turned  over  the  pages  of 
his  Bible  and  read,  “ Shadrach,  Meshach,  and 
Abednego  answered  and  said  to  the  king,  O 
Nebuchadnezzar,  we  are  not  careful  to  answer 
thee  in  this  matter.  If  it  he  so,  our  God  whom 
we  serve  is  able  to  deliver  us  from  the  burning 
fiery  furnace,  and  He  will  deliver  us  out  of  thine 
hand,  O king.  But  if  not,  be  it  known  unto 
thee,  O king,  that  we  will  not  serve  thy  gods, 
nor  Avorship  the  golden  image  Avhich  thou  hast 
set  up.”  He  read  the  last  verse  tAvicc,  empha- 
sizing the  nets,  and  dwelling  on  them  as  if  they 
gave  him  actual  pleasure,  and  Avere  hard  to  part 
Avith. 

They  Avere  silent  a minute,  and  then  Arthur 
said,  “Yes,  that’s  a glorious  story,  but  it  don’t 
proA'e  your  point,  Tom,  I think.  There  are 
times  Avhen  there  is  only  one  Ava^-,  and  that  the 
highest,  and  then  the  men  are  found  to  stand 
in  the  breach.” 

“There’s  always  a highest  Avay,  and  it’s  al- 
Avays  the  right  one,”  said  Tom.  “How  many 
times  has  the  Doctor  told  us  that  in  his  sermons 
in  the  last  year,  I should  like  to  knoAv?” 

“ Well,  you  ain’t  going  to  convince  us,  is  he, 
Arthur  ? No  Brown  compromise  to-night,  ” said 
East,  looking  at  his  Avatch.  “But  it’s  past 
eight,  and  Ave  must  go  to  first  lesson.  What  a 
bore!” 

So  they  took  doAvn  their  books  and  fell  to 
work ; but  Arthur  didn’t  forget,  and  thought 
long  and  often  over  the  conA'ersation. 


CHAPTER  III. 

ARTHUR  MAKES  A FRIEND. 

“ Let  Nature  be  your  teacher; 

Sweet  ia  the  lore  which  Nature  brings ; 

Our  meddling  intellect 

Misshapes  the  beauteous  forms  of  things. 

We  murder  to  dissect — 

Enough  of  Science  and  of  Art ; 

Close  up  those  barren  leaves  ; 

Come  forth,  and  bring  with  you  a heart 
That  Avatches  and  receives." — Woeuswoktii. 

About  six  weeks  after  the  beginning  of  the 
half,  as  Tom  and  Arthur  Avere  sitting  one  night 
before  supper  beginning  their  verses,  Arthur  sud- 
denly stopped,  and  looked  up,  and  said,  “Tom, 
do  you  knoAV  any  thing  of  Martin?” 

“Yes,”  said  Tom,  taking  his  hand  out  of  his 
back  hair,  and  delighted  to  throw  his  Gradus 
ad  Parnassum  on  to  the  sofa;  “I  knoAV  him 
pretty  Avell.  He’s  a very  good  fellow,  but  as  mad 
as  a hatter.  He’s  called  Madman,  you  knoAv. 
And  never  Avas  such  a felloAv  for  getting  all  sorts 


of  rum  things  about  him.  He  tamed  tAvo  snakes 
last  half,  and  used  to  carry  them  about  in  his 
pocket,  and  I’ll  be  bound  he’s  got  some  hedge- 
hogs and  rats  in  his  cupboard  now,  and  no  one 
knows  Avhat  besides.” 

“I  should  like  A'ery  much  to  knoAv  him,” 
said  Arthur ; “he  was  next  to  me  in  the  form 
to-day,  and  he’d  lost  his  book  and  looked  over 
mine,  and  he  seemed  so  kind  and  gentle  that  I 
liked  him  A'ery  much.” 

“Ah,  poor  old  Madman,  he’s  ahvays  losing 
his  books,”  said  Tom,  “and  getting  called  up 
and  floored  because  he  hasn’t  got  them.” 

“ I like  him  all  the  better,”  said  Arthur. 

“Well,  he’s  great  fun,  I can  tell  you,” said 
Tom,  throAving  himself  back  on  the  sofa,  and 
chuckling  at  the  remembrance.  “We  had 
such  a game  Avith  him  one  day  last  half.  He 
had  been  kicking  up  horrid  stinks  for  some  time 
in  his  study,  till  I suppose  some  felloAV  told 
Mary,  and  she  told  the  Doctor.  Anyhow,  one 
day  a little  before  dinner,  Avhen  he  came  doAvn 
from  the  library,  the  Doctor,  instead  of  going 
home,  came  striding  into  the  Hall.  East  and 
I and  five  or  six  other  felloAvs  were  at  the  fire, 
and  preciously  Ave  stared,  for  he  don’t  come  in 
like  that  once  a year,  unless  it  is  a Avet  day  and 
there’s  a fight  in  the  Hall.  ‘ East,’  says  he, 
‘just  come  and  shoAv  me  Martin’s  study.’  ‘ Oh, 
here’s  a game,’  whispered  the  rest  of  us,  and 
Ave  all  cut  up  stairs  after  the  Doctor,  East  lead- 
ing. As  Ave  got  into  the  New  Roav,  Avhich  Avas 
hardly  Avide  enough  to  hold  the  Doctor  and  his 
goAv'n,  click,  click,  click,  we  heard  in  the  old 
Madman’s  den.  Then  that  stopped  all  of  a 
sudden,  and  the  bolts  AA'ent  to  like  fun  : the 
Madman  knew  East’s  step,  and  thought  there 
Avas  going  to  be  a siege. 

“ ‘It’s  the  Doctor,  Martin.  He’s  here,  and 
Avants  to  see  you,’ sings  out  East. 

“ Then  the  bolts  Avent  back  sloAvly,  and  the 
door  opened,  and  there  was  the  old  Madman 
standing,  looking  precious  scared ; his  jacket 
otf,  his  shirt-sleeves  up  to  his  elboAvs,  and  his 
long  skinny  arms  all  covered  Avith  anchors  and 
arroAvs  and  letters,  tattooed  in  Avith  gunpoAvder 
like  a sailor-boy’s,  and  a stink  fit  to  knock  you 
doAvn  coming  out.  ’Twas  all  the  Doctor  could 
do  to  stand  his  ground,  and  East  and  I,  avIio 
Avere  looking  in  under  his  arms,  held  our  noses 
tight.  The  old  magpie  Avas  standing  on  the 
windoAV-sill,  all  his  feathers  drooping,  and  look- 
ing disgusted  and  half-poisoned. 

“ ‘ What  can  you  be  about,  Martin  ?’  says 
the  Doctor;  ‘you  really  mustn’t  go  on  in  this 
Avay — you’re  a nuisance  to  the  Avhole  passage.’ 

“‘Please,  sir,  I was  only  mixing  up  this 
poAvder,  there  isn’t  any  harm  in  it ;’  and  the 
Madman  seized  nervously  on  his  pestle  and 
mortar,  to  shoAV  the  Doctor  the  harmlessness 
of  his  pursuits,  and  Avent  on  pounding ; click, 
click,  click.  He  hadn’t  given  six  clicks  before, 
puff!  up  Avent  the  Avhole  into  a great  blaze, 
aAvay  Avent  the  pestle  and  mortar  across  the 
study,  and  back  Ave  tumbled  into  the  passage. 
! The  magpie  fluttered  down  into  the  court, 


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maktin’s  blow-up. 


swearing,  and  the  Madman  danced  out,  howl- 
ing, with  his  fingers  in  his  mouth.  The  Doctor 
caught  hold  of  him,  and  called  to  us  to  fetch 
some  water.  ‘ There,  you  silly  fellow,’  said  he, 
quite  pleased,  though,  to  find  he  wasn’t  much 
hurt,  ‘you  see  you  don’t  know  the  least  what 
you’re  doing  with  all  these  things ; and  now, 
mind,  you  must  give  up  practising  chemistry  by 
yourself.’  Then  he  took  hold  of  his  arm  and 
looked  at  it,  and  I saw  he  had  to  bite  his  lip, 
and  his  eyes  twinkled  ; but  he  said,  quite  grave, 

‘ Here,  you  see,  you’A^e  been  making  all  these 
foolish  marks  on  yourself,  which  you  can  never 
get  out,  and  you’ll  be  very  sorry  for  it  in  a year 
or  two : now  come  down  to  the  housekeeper’s 
room,  and  let  us  see  if  you  are  hurt.’  And 
away  went  the  two,  and  we  all  staid  and  had  a 
regular  turn-out  of  the  den,  till  Martin  came 
back  with  his  hand  bandaged  and  turned  us  out. 
However,  I’ll  go  and  see  what  he’s  after,  and 
tell  him  to  come  in  after  prayers  to  supper.” 
And  away  went  Tom  to  find  the  boy  in  ques- 
tion, who  dwelt  in  a little  study  by  himself  in 
New  Row. 

The  aforesaid  Martin  whom  Arthur  had 
taken  such  a fancy  for  was  one  of  those  unfor- 
tunates who  were  at  that  time  of  day  (and  are, 
I fear,  still)  quite  out  of  their  places  at  a pub- 
lic school.  If  we  knew  how  to  use  our  boys, 
Martin  Avould  have  been  seized  upon  and  edu- 


cated as  a natural  philosopher.  He  had  a pas- 
sion for  birds,  beasts,  and  insects,  and  knew 
more  of  them  and  their  habits  than  any  one  in 
Rugby,  except  perhaps  the  Doctor,  who  knew 
every  thing.  He  was  also  an  experimental 
chemist  on  a small  scale,  and  had  made  unto 
himself  an  electric  machine,  from  which  it  was 
his  greatest  pleasure  and  glory  to  administer 
small  shocks  to  any  small  boys  who  were  rash 
enough  to  venture  into  his  study.  And  this 
was  by  no  means  an  adventure  free  from  ex- 
citement; for,  besides  the  probability  of  a snake 
dropping  on  to  your  head  or  twining  lovingly 
up  your  leg,  or  a rat  getting  into  your  breeches- 
pocket  in  search  of  food,  there  was  the  animal 
and  chemical  odor  to  be  fltced,  which  always 
hung  about  the  den,  and  the  chance  of  being 
blown  up  in  some  of  the  many  experiments 
which  Martin  was  always  trying,  with  the  most 
wondrous  results  in  the  shape  of  explosions  and 
smells  that  mortal  boy  ever  heard  of.  Of 
course,  poor  Martin,  in  consequence  of  his  pur- 
suits, had  become  an  Ishmaelite  in  the  house. 
In  the  first  place,  he  half-poisoned  all  his  neigh- 
bors, and  they  in  turn  were  always  on  the  look- 
out to  pounce  upon  any  of  his  numerous  live- 
stock, and  drive  him  frantic  by  enticing  his  pet 
old  magpie  out  of  his  window  into  a neighbor- 
ing study,  and  making  the  disreputable  old  bird 
drunk  on  toast  soaked  in  beer  and  sugar.  Then 


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Martin,  for  his  sins,  inhabited  a study  looking 
into  a small  court  some  ten  feet  across,  the 
window  of  which  was  completely  commanded 
by  those  of  the  studies  opposite  in  the  sick-room 
row,  these  latter  being  at  a slightly  higher  ele- 
vation. East,  and  another  boy  of  an  equally 
tormenting  and  ingenious  turn  of  mind,  now 
lived  exactly  opposite,  and  had  expended  huge 
pains  and  time  in  the  preparation  of  instruments 
of  annoyance  for  the  behoof  of  Martin  and  his 
live  colony.  One  morning  an  old  basket  made 
its  appearance,  suspended  by  a short  cord,  out- 
side Martin’s  window,  in  which  were  deposited 
an  amateur  nest  containing  four  young  hungry 
jackdaws,  the  pride  and  glory  of  Martin’s  life 
for  the  time  being,  and  which  he  was  currently 
asserted  to  have  hatched  upon  his  own  person. 
Early  in  the  morning  and  late  at  night  he  was 
to  be  seen  half  out  of  window,  administering  to 
the  varied  wants  of  his  callow  brood.  After 
deep  cogitation.  East  and  his  chum  had  spliced 
a knife  on  to  the  end  of  a fishing-rod ; and  hav- 
ing watched  Martin  out,  had,  after  half  an  hour’s 
severe  sawing,  cut  the  string  by  which  the  bas- 
ket was  suspended,  and  tumbled  it  on  to  tlie 
pavement  below,  with  hideous  remonstrance 
from  the  occupants.  Poor  Martin,  returning 
from  his  short  absence,  collected  the  fragments 
and  replaced  his  brood  (except  one  whose  neck 
had  been  broken  in  the  descent)  in  their  old  lo- 
cation, suspending  them  this  time  by  string  and 
wire  twisted  together,  defiant  of  any  sharp  in- 
strument which  his  persecutors  could  command. 
But,  like  the  Russian  engineers  at  Sebastopol, 
East  and  his  chum  had  an  answer  for  every 
move  of  the  adversary ; and  the  next  day  had 
mounted  a gun  in  the  shape  of  a pea-shooter 
upon  the  ledge  of  their  window,  trained  so  as 
to  bear  exactly  upon  the  spot  which  Martin  had 
to  occupy  while  tending  his  nurslings.  The 
moment  he  began  to  feed,  they  began  to  shoot ; 
in  vain  did  the  enemy  himself  invest  in  a pea- 
shooter, .and  endeavor  to  answer  the  fire  while 
he  fed  the  young  birds  with  his  other  hand ; his 
attention  w.as  divided,  and  his  shots  flew  wild, 
w'hile  every  one  of  theirs  told  on  his  face  and 
hands,  and  drove  him  into  bowlings  and  impre- 
cations. He  had  been  driven  to  ensconce  the 
nest  in  a corner  of  his  already  too  well-filled  den. 

His  door  was  barricaded  by  a set  of  ingenious 
bolts  of  his  own  invention,  for  the  sieges  were 
frequent  by  the  neighbors  when  any  unusually 
ambrosial  odor  spread  itself  from  the  den  to  the 
neighboring  studies.  The  door-panels  were  in 
a normal  state  of  smash,  but  the  frame  of  the 
door  resisted  all  besiegers,  and  behind  it  the 
owner  carried  on  his  varied  pursuits  ; much  in 
the  same  state  of  mind,  I should  fancy,  as  a 
border-farmer  lived  in,  in  the  days  of  the  old 
moss-troopers,  when  his  hold  might  be  summon- 
ed or  his  cattle  carried  off  at  any  minute  of 
night  or  day. 

“Open,  Martin,  old  boj^ — it’s  only  I,  Tom 
Brown.” 

“ Oh,  very  well,  stop  a moment.”  One  bolt 
went  back.  “You’re  sure  East  isn’t  there?” 


“No,  no,  hang  it,  open.”  Tom  gave  a kick, 
the  other  bolt  creaked,  and  he  entered  the  den. 

Den  indeed  it  was,  about  five  feet  six  inches 
long  by  five  wide,  and  seven  feet  high.  About  six 
tattered  school-books,  and  a few  chemical  books. 
Taxidermy,  Stanley  on  Birds,  and  an  odd  vol- 
ume of  Bewick,  the  latter  in  much  better  preser- 
vation, occupied  the  top  shelves.  The  other 
shelves,  where  they  had  not  been  cut  away  and 
used  by  the  owner  for  other  purposes,  were  fit- 
ted up  for  the  abiding-places  of  birds,  beasts,  and 
reptiles.  There  was  no  attempt  at  carpet  or 
curtain.  The  table  was  entirely  occupied  by 
the  great  work  of  Martin,  the  electric  machine, 
which  was  covered  cai'efully  with  the  remains  of 
his  tablecloth.  The  jackdaw  cage  occupied  one 
w-all,  and  the  other  was  adorned  by  a small 
hatchet,  a pair  of  climbing-irons,  and  his  tin 
candle-box,  in  which  he  was  for  the  time  being 
endeavoring  to  raise  a hopeful  young  family  of 
field-mice.  As  nothing  should  be  let  to  lie  use- 
less, it  was  well  that  the  candle-box  was  thus 
occupied,  for  candles  Martin  never  had.  A 
pound  was  issued  to  him  weekly  as  to  the  other 
boys,  but  as  candles  were  available  capital,  and 
easily  exchangeable  for  birds’  eggs  or  young 
birds,  Martin’s  pound  invariably  found  its  way 
in  a few  hours  to  Howlett’s,  the  bird-fancier’s  in 
the  Bilton  road,  who  would  give  a hawk’s  or 
nightingale’s  egg  or  young  linnet  in  exchange. 
Martin’s  ingenuity  was  therefore  forever  on  the 
rack  to  supply  himself  with  a light ; just  now 
he  had  hit  upon  a grand  invention,  and  the  den 
was  lighted  by  a flaring  cotton-wick  issuing  from 
a ginger-beer  bottle  full  of  some  doleful  compo- 
sirion.  When  light  altogether  failed  him,  Mar- 
tin would  loaf  about  by  the  fires  in  the  passages  or 
Hall,  after  the  manner  of  Diggs,  and  try  to  do 
his  verses  or  learn  his  lines  by  the  fire-light. 

“ Well,  old  boy,  you  haven’t  got  any  sweeter 
in  the  den  this  half.  How  that  stuff  in  the  bot- 
tle stinks  ! Never  mind,  I ain’t  going  to  stop, 
but  you  come  up  after  prayers  to  our  study  : you 
know  young  Arthur;  we’ve  got  Gray’s  study. 
We’ll  have  a good  supper  and  talk  about  bird’s- 
nesting.” 

Martin  was  evidently  highly  pleased  at  the 
invitation,  and  promised  to  be  up  without  fail. 

As  soon  as  prayers  were  over,  and  the  sixth 
and  fifth-form  boys  had  withdrawn  to  the  aristo- 
cratic seclusion  of  their  own  room,  and  the  rest, 
or  democracy,  had  sat  down  to  their  supper  in 
the  Hall ; Tom  and  Arthur,  having  secured 
their  allowances  of  bread  and  cheese,  started  on 
their  feet  to  catch  the  eye  of  the  prtepostor  of  the 
week,  who  remained  in  charge  during  supper, 
walking  up  and  down  the  Hall.  He  happened 
to  be  an  easy-going  fellow,  so  they  got  a pleas- 
ant nod  to  their  “Please  may  I go  out?”  and 
away  they  scrambled  to  prepare  for  hlartin  a 
sumptuous  banquet.  This  Tom  had  insisted 
on,  for  he  was  in  great  delight  on  the  occasion  ; 
the  reason  of  which  delight  must  be  expounded. 
The  fact  was  that  this  was  the  first  attempt  at 
a friendship  of  his  own  which  Arthur  h.ad  made, 
and  Tom  hailed  it  .as  a grand  step,  The  ease 


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with  which  he  himself  became  hail-fellow-well- 
met  with  any  body,  and  blundered  into  and  out 
of  twenty  friendships  a half-year,  made  him 
sometimes  sorry  and  sometimes  angry  at  Ar- 
thur’s reserve  and  loneliness.  True,  Artliur 
was  always  pleasant,  and  even  jolly,  with  any 
boys,  who  came  with  Tom  to  their  study ; 
but  Tom  felt  that  it  was  only  through  him,  as  it 
were,  that  his  chum  associated  with  others,  and 
that  but  for  him  Arthur  would  have  been  dwelling 
in  a wilderness.  This  increased  his  conscious- 
ness of  responsibility ; and  though  he  hadn’t 
reasoned  it  out,  and  made  it  clear  to  himself, 
yet  somehow  he  knew  that  this  responsibility, 
this  trust  which  he  had  taken  on  him  without 
tliinking  about  it,  head-over-heels  in  fact,  was 
the  centre  and  turning-point  of  his  school-life, 
that  which  was  to  make  him  or  mar  him ; his 
appointed  work  and  trial  for  the  time  being. 
And  Tom  was  becoming  a new  boy,  though  with 
frequent  tumbles  in  the  dirt  and  perpetual  hard 
battle  with  himself,  and  was  daily  growing  in 
manfulness  and  thoughtfulness,  as  every  high- 
couragedand  well-principled  boy  must,  when  he 
finds  himself  for  the  first  time  consciously  at 
grips  with  self  and  the  devil.  Already  he  could 
turn  almost  without  a sigh,  from  the  School- 
gates,  from  which  had  just  scampered  off  East 
and  three  or  four  others  of  his  own  particular 
set,  bound  for  some  jolly  lark  not  quite  accoi'd- 
ing  to  law,  and  involving  probably  a row  wdth 
louts,  keepers,  or  farm-laborers,  the  skipping 
dinner  or  calling-over,  some  of  Phoebe  Jennings’s 
beer,  and  a very  possible  floggitig  at  the  end  of 
all  as  a relish.  He  had  quite  got  over  the  stage 
in  which  he  would  grumble  to  himself,  “ Well, 
hang  it,  it’s  very  hard  of  the  Doctor  to  have  sad- 
dled me  with  Arthur.  Why  couldn’t  he  have 
chummed  him  with  Fogey,  or  Thomkin,  or  any 
of  the  fellows  who  never  do  any  thing  but  walk 
round  the  close,  and  finish  their  copies  the  first 
day  they’re  set  ?”  But  although  all  this  w'as 
past,  he  longed,  and  felt  that  he  was  right  in 
longing,  for  more  time  for  the  legitimate  pas- 
times of  cricket,  fives,  bathing  and  fishing  with- 
in bounds,  in  which  Arthur  could  not  yet  be  his 
companion  ; and  he  felt  that  when  the  young  un 
(as  he  now  generally  called  him)  had  found  a 
pursuit  and  some  other  friend  for  himself,  he 
should  be  able  to  give  more  time  to  the  educa- 
tion of  his  own  body  with  a clear  conscience. 

And  now  what  he  so  wished  for  had  come  to 
pass ; he  almost  hailed  it  as  a special  providence 
(as  indeed  it  was,  but  not  for  the  reasons  he 
gave  for  it — what  providences  are?)  that  Ar- 
t!mr  should  have  singled  out  Martin  of  all  fel- 
lows for  a friend.  “ The  old  Madman  is  the 
very  fellow,”  thought  he;  “he  will  take  him 
scrambling  over  half  the  country  after  birds’ 
eggs  and  flowers,  make  him  run  and  swim  and 
climb  like  an  Indian,  and  not  teach  him  a word 
of  any  thing  bad,  or  keep  him  from  his  lessons. 
What  luck!”  And  so,  with  more  than  his  us- 
ual heartiness,  he  dived  into  his  cupboard  and 
hauled  out  an  old  knuckle-bone  of  ham,  and 
two  or  three  bottles  of  beer,  together  with  the 


solemn  pewter  only  used  on  state  occasions ; 
while  Arthur,  equally  elated  at  the  easy  accom- 
plishment of  his  first  act  of  volition  in  the  joint 
establishment,  produced  from  his  side  a bottle 
of  pickles  and  a pot  of  jam,  and  cleared  the  ta- 
ble. In  a minute  or  two  the  noise  of  tlie  boys 
coming  up  from  supper  was  heard,  and  Martin 
knocked  and  was  admitted,  bearing  his  bread 
and  cheese,  and  the  three  fell  to  with  hearty 
good-will  upon  the  viands,  talking  fiister  than 
they  ate,  for  all  shyness  disappeared  in  a mo- 
ment before  Tom’s  bottled-beer  and  hospitable 
ways.  “ Here’s  Arthur,  a regular  young  town- 
mouse,  with  a natural  taste  for  the  woods,  Mar- 
tin, longing  to  break  his  neck  climbing  trees, 
and  with  a passion  for  young  snakes.” 

“Well,  I say,”  sputtered  out  Martin  eagerly, 
“ will  you  come  to-morrow,  both  of  you,  to  Cal- 
decott’s Spinney,  then,  for  I know  of  a kestrel’s 
nest,  up  a fir-tree — I can’t  get  at  it  without  help ; 
and.  Brown,  you  can  climb  against  any  one.” 

“Oh  yes,  do  let  us  go,”  said  Arthur;  “I 
never  saw  a hawk’s  nest,  nor  a hawk’s  egg.” 

“You  just  come  down  to  my  study  then,  and 
I’ll  show  you  five  sorts,”  said  Martin. 

“ Ay,  the  old  Madman  has  got  the  best  col- 
lection in  the  house,  out  and  out,”  said  Tom; 
and  then  Martin,  warming  with  unaccustomed 
good  cheer  and  the  chance  of  a convert,  launch- 
ed out  into  a proposed  birds’-nesting  campaign, 
betraying  all  manner  of  important  secrets ; a 
golden-crested  wren’s  nest,  near  Butlin’s  Mound, 
a moor-hen  who  was  sitting  on  nine  eggs  in  a 
pond  down  the  Barby  Road,  and  a kingfisher’s 
nest  in  a corner  of  the  old  canal  above  Browns- 
over  Mill.  He  had  heard,  he  said,  that  no  one 
had  ever  got  a kingfisher’s  nest  out  perfect,  and 
that  the  British  Museum,  or  the  Government,  or 
somebody,  had  offered  £100  to  any  one  who 
could  bring  them  a nest  and  eggs  not  damaged. 
In  the  middle  of  which  astounding  announce- 
ment, to  which  the  others  were  listening  with 
open  ears,  and  already  considering  the  applic.n- 
tion  of  the  £100,  a knock  came  to  the  door,  and 
East’s  voice  was  heard  craving  admittance. 

“ There’s  Harry,”  said  Tom  ; “ we’ll  let  him 
in — I’ll  keep  him  steady,  Martin.  I thought 
the  old  boy  would  smell  out  the  supper.” 

The  fact  was  that  Tom’s  heart  had  already 
smitten  him  for  not  asking  his  “ fidus  Achates” 
to  the  feast,  although  only  an  extempore  affiiir ; 
and  though  prudence  and  the  desire  to  get  Mar- 
tin and  Arthur  together  alone  at  first  had  over- 
come his  scruples,  he  was  now  heartily  glad  to 
open  the  door,  broach  another  bottle  of  beer, 
and  hand  over  the  old  ham-knuckle  to  the 
searching  of  his  old  friend’s  pocket-knife. 

“Ah,  you  greedy  vagabonds,”  said  East,  with 
his  mouth  full,  “ I knew  there  was  something 
going  on  when  I saw  you  cut  off  out  of  Hall  so 
quick  with  your  suppers.  What  a stunning 
tap,  Tom ! you  are  a Avunner  for  bottling  the 
swipes.” 

“I’ve  had  practice  enough  for  the  sixth  in 
my  time,  and  it’s  hard  if  I haven’t  picked  up  a 
wrinkle  or  two  for  my  own  benefit.” 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


“ Well,  old  Madman,  and  how  goes  the  birds’- 
nesting  campaign?  How’s  Howlett?  I ex- 
pect the  young  rooks’ll  be  out  in  another  fort- 
night, and  then  my  turn  comes.” 

“There’ll be  no  young  rooks  fit  for  pies  for  a 
month  yet;  shows  how  much  you  know  about 
it,”  rejoined  Martin,  who,  though  very  good 
friends  with  East,  regarded  him  with  consid- 
erable suspicion  for  his  propensity  to  practical 
jokes. 

“ Scud  knows  nothing  and  cares  for  nothing 
but  grub  and  mischief,”  said  Tom  ; “ but  young 
rook-pie,  specially  when  you’ve  had  to  climb  for 
them,  is  very  pretty  eating.  However,  I say. 
Scud,  we’re  all  going  after  a hawk’s  nest  to- 
morrow, in  Caldecott’s  Spinney;  and  if  you’ll 
come  and  behave  yourself,  we’ll  have  a stunning 
climb.” 

“And  a bathe  in  Aganippe.  Hooray ! I’m 
your  man.” 

“No,  no;  no  bathing  in  Aganippe;  that’s 
where  our  betters  go.” 

“Well,  well,  never  mind.  I’m  for  the 
hawk’s  nest  and  any  thing  that  turns  up.” 

And  the  bottled  beer  being  finished,  and  his 
hunger  appeased.  East  departed  to  his  study  ; 
“ that  sneak  Jones,”  as  he  informed  them,  who 
had  just  got  into  the  sixth  and  occupied  the  next 
study,  having  instituted  a nightly  visitation  upon 
East  and  his  chum,  to  their  no  small  discom- 
fort. 

'W’’hen  he  was  gone,  Martin  rose  to  follow, 
but  Tom  stopped  him.  “No  one  goes  near 
New  Row,”  said  he,  “ so  you  may  just  as  well 
stop  here  and  do  your  vei’ses,  and  then  we’ll  have 
some  more  talk.  We’ll  be  no  end  quiet;  be- 
sides, no  prcepostor  comes  here  now — we  haven’t 
been  visited  once  this  half.” 

So  the  table  was  cleared,  the  cloth  restored, 
and  the  three  fell  to  work  with  Gradus  and  dic- 
tionary upon  the  morning’s  vulgus. 

They  were  three  very  fair  examples  of  the 
way  in  which  such  tasks  were  done  at  Rugby, 
in  the  consulship  of  Plancus.  And  doubtless 
the  method  is  little  changed,  for  there  is  noth- 
ing new  under  the  sun,  especially  at  schools. 

Now  be  it  known  unto  all  you  boys  who  are  at 
schools  which  do  not  rejoice  in  the  time-honor- 
ed institution  of  the  Vulgus  (commonly  sup- 
posed to  have  been  established  by  William  of 
Wykeham  at  Winchester,  and  imported  to  Rug- 
by by  Arnold,  more  for  the  sake  of  the  lines 
which  were  learnt  by  heart  with  it,  than  for  its 
own  intrinsic  value,  as  I’ve  always  understood), 
that  it  is  a short  exercise,  in  Greek  or  Latin 
verse,  on  a given  subject,  the  minimum  number 
of  lines  being  fixed  for  each  form.  The  master 
of  the  form  gave  out  at  fourth  lesson  on  tlie 
previous  day  the  su’oject  for  next  morning’s  vul- 
gus, and  at  first  lesson  each  boy  had  to  bring 
his  vulgus  ready  to  be  looked  over ; and  with  the 
vulgus,  a certain  number  of  lines  from  one  of 
the  Latin  or  Greek  poets  then  being  construed 
in  the  form  had  to  be  got  by  heart.  The  mas- 
ter at  first  lesson  called  up  each  boy  in  the  form 
in  order,  and  put  him  on  in  the  lines.  If  he 


couldn’t  say  them,  or  seem  to  say  them,  by  read- 
ing them  off  the  master’s  or  some  other  boy’s  book 
who  stood  near,  he  was  sent  back,  and  went  be- 
low all  the  boys  who  did  so  say  or  seem  to  say 
them  ; but  in  either  case  his  vulgus  was  looked 
over  by  the  master,  who  gave  and  entered  in  his 
book,  to  the  credit  or  discredit  of  the  boy,  so 
many  marks  as  the  composition  merited.  At 
Rugby  vulgus  and  lines  were  the  first  lesson  ev- 
ery other  day  in  the  week,  or  Tuesdays,  Thurs- 
days, and  Saturdays  ; and  as  there  were  thirty- 
eight  weeks  in  the  school  year,  it  is  obvious  to 
the  meanest  capacity  that  the  master  of  each 
form  had  to  set  one  hundred  and  fourteen  sub- 
jects every  year,  two  hundred  and  twenty-eight 
every  two  years,  and  so  on.  Now  to  persons 
of  moderate  invention  this  w'as  a considerable 
task,  and  human  nature  being  prone  to  repeat 
itself,  it  will  not  be  wondered  that  the  masters 
gave  the  same  subjects  sometimes  over  again 
after  a certain  lapse  of  time.  To  meet  and  re- 
buke this  bad  habit  of  the  masters,  the  school- 
boy mind,  with  its  accustomed  ingenuity,  had 
invented  an  elaborate  system  of  tradition.  Al- 
most every  boy  kept  his  own  vulgus  written  out 
in  a book,  and  these  books  were  duly  handed 
down  from  boy  to  boy,  till  (if  the  tradition  has 
gone  on  till  now)  I suppose  the  popular  boys,  in 
whose  hands  bequeathed  vulgus-books  have  ac- 
cumulated, are  prepared  with  three  or  four  vul- 
guses  on  any  subject  in  heaven  or  earth,  or  in 
“more  worlds  than  one,”  which  an  unfortunate 
master  can  pitch  upon.  At  any  rate,  such 
lucky  fellows  had  generall}'  one  for  themselves 
and  one  for  a friend  in  my  time.  The  only  ob- 
jection to  the  traditionary  method  of  doing  your 
vulguses  was,  the  risk  that  the  successions  might 
have  become  confused,  and  so  that  you  and  an- 
other follower  of  traditions  should  show  up  the 
same  identical  vulgus  some  fine  morning;  in 
which  case,  when  it  happened,  considerable 
grief  was  the  result — but  when  did  such  risk 
hinder  boys  or  men  from  short  cuts  and  pleas- 
ant paths  ? 

Now  in  the  study  that  night,  Tom  was  the 
upholder  of  the  traditionary  method  of  vulgus 
doing.  He  carefully  produced  two  large  vulgus 
books,  and  began  diving  into  them,  and  picking 
out  a line  here,  and  an  ending  there  (tags  as  they 
were  vulgarly  called),  till  he  had  gotten  all  that 
he  thought  he  could  make  fit.  He  then  pro- 
ceeded to  patch  his  tags  together  with  the  help 
of  his  Gradus,  producing  an  incongruous  and 
feeble  result  of  eight  elegiac  lines,  the  minimum 
quantity  for  his  form,  and  finishing  up  with  two 
highly  moral  lines  extra,  making  ten  in  all,  Avhich 
he  cribbed  entire  from  one  of  his  books,  begin- 
ning “O  genus  humanum,”  and  which  he  him- 
self must  have  used  a dozen  times  before,  when- 
ever an  unfortunate  or  wdeked  hero,  of  whatever 
nation  or  language  under  the  sun,  was  the  sub- 
ject. Indeed  he  began  to  have  great  doubts 
whether  tlie  master  wouldn’t  remember  them, 
and  so  only  threw  them  in  as  extra  lines,  be- 
cause in  any  case  they  would  call  off  attention 
from  the  other  tags,  and  if  detected,  being  extra 


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lines,  he  wouldn’t  be  sent  back  to  do  two  more 
in  their  place,  while  if  they  passed  muster  again 
he  would  get  marks  for  them. 

The  second  method  pursued  by  Martin  may 
be  called  the  dogged,  or  prosaic  metliod.  He, 
no  more  than  Tom,  took  any  pleasure  in  the 
task,  but  having  no  old  vulgus-books  of  his  own, 
or  any  one’s  else,  could  not  follow  the  tradition- 
ary method,  for  which,  too,  as  Tom  remarked, 
he  hadn’t  the  genius.  Martin  then  proceeded 
to  write  down  eight  lines  in  English,  of  the  most 
matter-of-fact  kind,  the  first  that  came  into 
his  head ; and  to  convert  these,  line  by  line,  by 
main  force  of  Gradus  and  dictionary,  into  Latin 
that  would  scan.  This  was  all  he  cared  for,  to 
produce  eight  lines  with  no  false  quantities  or 
concords : whether  the  words  were  apt,  or  what 
the  sense  was,  mattered  nothing;  and,  as  the 
article  was  all  new,  not  a line  beyond  the  mini- 
mum did  the  followers  of  the  dogged  method 
ever  produce. 

The  third,  or  artistic  method,  was  Arthur’s. 
He  considered  first  what  point  in  the  character 
or  event  which  was  the  subject  could  most  neatly 
be  brought  out  within  the  limits  of  a vulgus,  try- 
ing always  to  get  his  idea  into  the  eight  lines, 
but  not  binding  himself  to  ten  or  even  twelve 
lines  if  he  couldn’t  do  this.  He  then  set  to 
work,  as  much  as  possible  without  Gradus  or 
other  help,  to  clothe  his  idea  in  appropriate  Latin 
or  Greek,  and  would  not  be  satisfied  till  he  had 
polished  it  well  up  with  the  aptest  and  most 
poetic  words  and  phrases  he  could  get  at. 

A fourth  method  indeed  was  used  in  the 
school,  but  of  too  simple  a kind  to  require  a 
comment.  It  may  be  ealled  the  vicarious  meth- 
od, obtained  amongst  big  boys  of  lazy  or  bully- 
ing habits,  and  consisted  chiefly  in  making  clever 
boys  whom  they  could  thrash  do  their  whole 
vulgus  for  them,  and  construe  it  to  them  after- 
wards ; which  latter  is  a method  not  to  be  en- 
couraged, and  which  I strongly  advise  you  all 
not  to  practise.  Of  the  others,  you  will  find  the 
traditionary  most  troublesome,  unless  you  can 
steal  your  vulguses  whole  (experto  crede),  and 
that  the  artistic  method  pays  the  best  both  in 
marks  and  other  ways. 

The  vulguses  being  finished  by  nine  o’clock, 
and  Martin  having  rejoiced  above  measure  in 
the  abundance  of  light,  and  of  Gradus  and  dic- 
tionary, and  other  conveniences  almost  unknown 
to  him  for  getting  through  the  work,  and  having 
been  pressed  by  Arthur  to  come  and  do  his  verses 
there  whenever  he  liked,  the  three  boys  went 
down  to  Martin’s  den,  and  Arthur  was  initiated 
into  the  lore  of  birds’  eggs,  to  his  great  delight. 
The  exquisite  coloring  and  forms  astonished  and 
charmed  him  who  had  scarcely  ever  seen  any  but 
a hen's  egg  or  an  ostrich’s,  and  by  the  time  he 
was  lugged  away  to  bed  he  had  learned  the 
names  of  at  least  twenty  sorts,  and  dreamt  of 
the  glorious  perils  of  tree  climbing,  and  that  he 
had  found  a roc’s  egg  in  the  island  as  big  as  Sin- 
bad’s  and  clouded  like  a titlark’s,  in  blowing 
which  Martin  and  he  had  nearly  been  drowned 
in  tlie  yolk. 


CHAPTER  IV. 

THE  BIRD-FANCIERS. 

“I  have  found  out  a gift  for  my  fair, 

I have  found  where  the  wood-pigeons  breed: 

But  let  me  the  plunder  forbear, 

She  would  say  'twas  a barbarous  deed." 

Konve. 

“ And  now,  my  lad,  take  them  five  shilling, 

Aud  on  my  advice  in  future  think; 

So  Billy  pouched  them  all  so  willing, 

And  got  that  night  disguised  in  drink." 

MS.  Ballad. 

The  next  morning  at  first  lesson  Tom  was 
turned  back  in  his  lines,  and  so  had  to  wait  till  the 
second  round,  while  Martin  and  Arthur  said  theirs 
all  right  and  got  out  of  school  at  once.  When 
Tom  got  out  and  ran  down  to  breakfast  at  Har- 
rowell’s  they  were  missing,  and  Stumps  informed 
him  that  they  had  swallowed  down  their  break- 
fasts and  gone  off  together — where,  he  couldn’t 
say.  Tom  hurried  over  his  own  breakfast,  and 
went  first  to  Martin’s  study  and  then  to.his  own, 
but  no  signs  of  the  missing  boys  were  to  be  found. 
He  felt  half  angry  and  jealous  of  Martin — where 
could  they  be  gone? 

He  learnt  second  lesson  with  East  and  the 
rest  in  no  very  good  temper,  and  then  went  out 
into  the  quadrangle.  About  ten  minutes  before 
school  Martin  and  Arthur  arrived  in  the  quad- 
rangle breathless,  and,  catching  sight  of  him, 
Arthur  rushed  up  all  excitement  and  with  a 
bright  glow  on  his  face. 

“ Oh,  Tom,  look  here,”  cried  he,  holding  out 
three  moor-hen’s  eggs;  “we’ve  been  down  to 
Barby  Road  to  the  pool  Martin  told  us  of  last 
night,  and  just  see  what  we’ve  got.” 

Tom  wouldn’t  be  pleased,  and  only  looked  out 
for  something  to  find  fault  with. 

“Why,  young  un,”  said  he,  “ what  have  you 
been  after  ? You  don’t  mean  to  say  you’ve  been 
wading?” 

The  tone  of  reproach  made  poor  little  Arthur 
shrink  up  in  a moment  and  look  piteous,  and 
Tom,  with  a shrug  of  his  shoulders,  turned  his 
anger  on  Martin. 

“ Well,  I didn’t  think,  Madman,  that  you’d 
have  been  such  a muff  as  to  let  him  be  getting 
wet  through  at  this  time  of  day.  You  might 
have  done  the  wading  yourself.” 

“ So  I did,  of  course,  only  he  would  come  in, 
too,  to  see  the  nest.  We  left  six  eggs  in ; they’ll 
be  hatched  in  a day  or  two.” 

‘ ‘ Hang  the  eggs  1 ” said  Tom  ; “ a fellow  can’t 
turn  his  back  for  a moment,  but  all  his  work’s 
undone.  He’ll  be  laid  up  for  a week  for  this 
precious  lark.  I’ll  be  bound.” 

“Indeed,  Tom,  now,”  pfleaded  Arthur,  “my 
feet  ain’t  wet,  for  Martin  made  me  take  off  my 
shoes  and  stockings  and  trowsers.” 

“But  they  are  wet  and  dirty,  too — can’t  I 
see7”  answered  Tom ; “and  you’ll  be  called  up 
and  floored  when  the  master  sees  what  a state 
you’re  in.  You  haven’t  looked  at  second  lesson, 
you  know.”  Oh  Tom,  you  old  humbug!  you 
to  be  upbraiding  any  one  with  not  learning  their 
lessons.  If  you  hadn’t -been  floored  yourself 
now  at  first  lesson,  do  jmu  mean  to  say  you 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


wouldn’t  have  been  with  them?  and  you’ve  tak- 
en away  all  poor  little  Arthur’s  joy  and  pride 
in  his  first  birds’  eggs,  and  he  goes  and  puts 
them  down  in  the  study,  and  takes  down  his 
books  with  a sigh,  thinking  he  has  done  some- 
thing horribly  wrong,  whereas  he  has  learnt  on 
in  advance  much  more  than  will  be  done  at  sec- 
ond lesson. 

But  the  old  Madman  hasn’t,  and  gets  called 
up  and  makes  some  frightful  shots,  losing  about 
ten  places,  and  all  but  getting  floored.  This 
somewhat  appeases  Tom’s  wrath,  and  by  the 
end  of  the  lesson  he  has  regained  his  temper. 
And  afterwards  in  their  study  he  begins  to  get 
right  again,  as  lie  watches  Arthur’s  intense  joy 
at  seeing  Martin  blowing  the  eggs  and  glueing 
them  carefully  on  to  bits  of  cardboard,  and  notes 
the  anxious  loving  looks  which  the  little  fellow 
casts  sidelong  at  him.  And  then  he  thinks, 
“"What  an  ill-tempered  beast  I am!  Here’s 
just  what  I was  wishing  for  last  night  come 
about,  and  I’m  spoiling  it  all,”  and  in  another 
five  minutes  has  swallowed  the  last  mouthful 
of  his  bile,  and  is  repaid  by  seeing  his  little  sen- 
sitive plant  expand  again,  and  sun  itself  in  his 
smiles. 

After  dinner  the  Madman  is  busy  with  the 
preparations  for  their  expedition,  fitting  new 
straps  on  to  his  climbing-irons,  filling  large  pill- 
boxes with  cotton-wool,  and  sharpening  East’s 
small  axe.  They  carry  all  their  munitions  into 
calling-over,  and  directly  afterwards,  having 
dodged  such  praspostors  as  are  on  the  look-out 
for  fags  at  cricket,  the  four  set  off  at  a smart 
trot  down  the  Lawford  foot-path  straight  for 
Caldecott’s  Spinney  and  the  hawk’s  nest. 

Martin  leads  the  way  in  high  feather.  It  is 
quite  a new  sensation  to  him  getting  compan- 
ions, and  he  finds  it  very  pleasant,  and  means 
to  show  them  all  manner  of  proofs  of  his  science 
and  skill.  “ Brown  and  East  may  be  better  at 
cricket  and  foot-ball  and  games,”  thinks  he, 
“but  out  in  the  fields  and  woods  see  if  I can’t 
teach  them  something.”  He  has  taken  the 
leadership  already,  and  strides  away  in  front 
with  his  climbing-irons  strapped  under  one  arm, 
his  pecking-bag  under  the  other,  and  his  pock- 
ets and  hat  full  of  pill-boxes,  cotton-wool,  and 
other  etceteras.  Each  of  the  others  carries  a 
pecking-bag,  and  East  his  hatchet. 

When  they  had  crossed  three  or  four  fields 
without  a check,  Arthur  began  to  lag,  and  Tom 
seeing  this  shouted  to  Martin  to  pull  up  a bit ; 
“We  ain’t  out  Hare-and-hounds — what’s  the 
good  of  grinding  on  at  this  rate?” 

“ There’s  the  spinney,”  said  Martin,  pulling 
up  on  the  brow  of  a slope  at  the  bottom  of  which 
lay  LaAvford  Brook,  and  pointing  to  the  top  of 
the  opposite  slope ; “the  nest  is  in  one  of  those 
high  fir-trees  at  this  end.  And  down  by  the 
brook  there,  I know  of  a sedge-bird’s  nest ; 
we’ll  go  and  look  at  it  coming  back.” 

“Oh,  come  on,  don’t  let  us  stop,”  said  Ar- 
thur, who  was  getting  excited  at  the  sight  of  the 
wood  ; so  they  broke  into  a trot  again,  and  were 
soon  across  the  brook,  up  the  slope,  and  into 


the  spinney.  Here  they  advanced  as  noiselessly 
as  possible,  lest  keepers  or  other  enemies  should 
be  about,  and  stopped  at  the  foot  of  a tall  fir,  at 
the  top  of  which  Martin  pointed  out  with  pride 
the  kestrel’s  nest,  the  object  of  their  quest. 

“ Oh  where ! which  is  it  ?”  asks  Arthur,  gap- 
ing up  in  the  air,  and  having  the  most  vague 
idea  of  what  it  would  be  like. 

“There,  don’t  you  see  !”  said  East,  pointing 
to  a lump  of  mistletoe  in  the  next  tree,  which 
was  a beech:  he  saw  that  Martin  and  Tom 
were  busy  with  the  climbing-irons,  and  couldn’t 
resist  the  temptation  of  hoaxing.  Arthur  stared 
and  wondered  more  than  ever. 

“Well,  how  curious!  it  doesn’t  look  a bit 
like  what  I expected,”  said  he. 

“Very  odd  birds,  kestrels,”  said  East,  look- 
ing waggishly  at  his  victim,  who  was  still  star- 
gazing. 

“But  I thought  it  was  in  a fir-tree?”  ob-- 
jected  Arthur. 

“ Ah,  don’t  you  know?  that’s  a new  sort  of 
fir  which  old  Caldecott  brought  from  the  Hima- 
layas.” 

“Really!”  said  Arthur;  “I’m  glad  I know 
that — how  unlike  our  firs  they  are ! They  do 
very  well  too  here,  don’t  they?  the  spinney’s 
full  of  them.” 

“What’s  that  humbug  he’s  telling  you?” 
cried  Tom,  looking  up,  having  caught  the  word 
Himalayas,  and  suspecting  what  East  was  after. 

“Only  about  this  fir,”  said  Arthur,  putting 
his  hand  on  the  stem  of  the  beech. 

“Eir!”  shouted  Tom;  “why,  you  don’t 
mean  to  say,  young  un,  you  don’t  know  a beech 
when  you  see  one  ?” 

Poor  little  Arthur  looked  terribly  ashamed, 
and  East  exploded  in  laughter  which  made  the 
wood  ring. 

“I’ve  hardly  ever  seen  any  trees,”  faltered 
Arthur. 

“What  a shame  to  hoax  him.  Scud!”  cried 
Martin.  “Nevermind,  Arthur,  you  shall  know 
more  about  trees  than  he  does  in  a tveek  or  two.” 

“And  isn’t  that  the  kestrel’s  nest,  then?” 
asked  Arthur. 

“That!  why,  that’s  a piece  of  mistletoe. 
There’s  the  nest,  that  lump  of  sticks  up  this  fir.” 

“Don’t  believe  him,  Arthur,”  struck  in  the 
incorrigible  East;  “I  just  saw  an  old  magpie 
go  out  of  it.” 

Martin  did  not  deign  to  reply  to  this  sally, 
except  by  a grunt,  as  he  buckled  the  last  buckle 
of  his  climbing-irons;  and  Arthur  looked  re- 
proachfully at  East  without  speaking. 

But  now  came  the  tug  of  war.  It  was  a very 
difficult  tree  to  climb  until  the  branches  were 
reached,  the  first  of  which  was  some  fourteen 
feet  up,  for  the  trunk  was  too  large  at  the  bot- 
tom to  be  swarmed  ; in  fact,  neither  of  the  boys 
could  reach  more  than  half  round  it  with  their 
arms.  Martin  and  Tom,  both  of  whom  had 
irons  on,  tried  it  without  success  at  first ; the 
fir  bark  broke  away  w'here  they  stuck  the  irons 
in  as  soon  as  they  leaned  any  weight  on  their 
feet,  and  the  grip  of  their  arms  wasn’t  enough 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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to  keep  them  np ; so,  after  getting  up  three  or 
four  feet,  down  they  came  slithering  to  the 
ground,  barking  their  arms  and  faces.  They 
were  furious,  and  East  sat  by  laughing  and 


“I  dare  say!  and  have  you  standing  on  my 
shoulders  with  the  irons  on  : what  do  you  think 
my  skin’s  made  of?”  However,  up  lie  got,  and 
leaned  against  the  tree,  putting  his  head  down 


CLlMBIiSG  THE  FIK-TKEE  AFTEE  THE  KJCSTHEE’S  KESX. 


shouting  at  each  failure,  “Two  to  one  on  the 
old  magpie!” 

“ We  must  try  a pyramid,”  said  Tom  at  last. 
“Now,  Scud,  you  lazy  rascal,  stick  yourself 
against  the  tree!” 


and  clasping  it  with  his  arms  as  far  as  he  could. 
“ Now  then.  Madman,”  said  Tom,  “ you  next.” 
“No,  I’m  lighter  than  you;  you  go  next.” 
So  Tom  got  on  East’s  shoulders,  and  grasped 
the  tree  above,  and  then  Martin  scrambled  up 


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on  to  Tom’s  shoulders,  amidst  the  totterings 
and  groanings  of  the  pyramid,  and,  with  a 
apring  which  sent  his  supporters  howling  to  the 
ground,  clasped  the  stem  some  ten  feet  up,  and 
remained  clinging.  For  a moment  or  two  they 
thought  he  couldn’t  get  up,  but  then,  holding 
on  with  arms  and  teeth,  he  worked  first  one 
iron,  then  the  other  firmly  into  the  bark,  got 
'ipotlier  grip  with  his  arms,  and  in  another  min- 
ute had  hold  of  the  lowest  branch. 

“All  up  with  the  old  magpie  now,”  said 
blast ; and,  after  a minute’s  rest,  up  went  Mar- 
tin, hand  over  hand,  watched  by  Arthur  with 
fearful  eagerness. 

“ Isn’t  it  very  dangerous  ?”  said  he. 

“Not  a bit,”  answered  Tom;  “you  can’t 
hurt  if  you  only  get  good  hand-hold.  Try  ev- 
ery branch  with  a good  puli  before  you  trust  it, 
and  then  up  you  go.” 

Martin  was  now  amongst  the  small  branches 
close  to  the  nest,  and  away  dashed  the  old  bird, 
and  soared  up  above  the  trees,  watching  the  in- 
truder. 

“ All  right— four  eggs!”  shouted  he. 

“ Take  ’em  all !”  shouted  East ; “ that’ll  be 
one  apiece.” 

“ No,  no ! leave  one,  and  then  she  won’t 
care,”  said  Tom. 

We  boys  had  an  idea  that  birds  couldn’t  count, 
and  were  quite  content  as  long  as  you  left  one 
egg.  I hope  it  is  so. 

Martin  carefully  put  one  egg  into  each  of  his 
boxes  and  the  third  into  his  mouth,  the  only 
other  place  of  safety,  and  came  down  like  a 
lamp-lighter.  All  went  well  till  he  was  within 
ten  feet  of  the  ground,  when,  as  the  trunk  en- 
larged, his  hold  got  less  and  less  firm,  and  at 
last  down  he  came  wdth  a run,  tumbling  on  to 
his  back  on  the  turf,  spluttering  and  spitting 
out  the  remains  of  the  great  egg,  Avhich  had 
broken  by  the  jar  of  his  fall. 

“Ugh,  ugh!  something  to  drink — ugh!  it 
was  addled,”  spluttered  he,  w'hile  the  AA'ood 
rang  again  with  the  merry  laughter  of  East 
and  Tom. 

Then  they  examined  the  prizes,  gathered  up 
heir  things,  and  went  off  to  the  brook,  where 
Martin  swallowed  huge  draughts  of  water  to  get 
rid  (if  the  taste  ; and  they  visited  the  sedge- 
hird's  nest,  and  from  thence  struck  across  the 
country  in  high  glee,  beating  the  hedges  and 
brakes  as  they  went  along  ; and  Arthur  at  last, 
to  his  intense  delight,  was  allowed  to  climb  a 
'inall  hedgerow  oak  for  a magpie’s  nest  Avith 
Tom,  Avho  kept  all  around  him  like  a mother, 
and  shoAved  him  Avhere  to  hold  and  how  to 
throw  his  Aveight ; and  though  he  AA-as  in  a 
great  fright,  didn't  shoAv  it ; and  was  applauded 
by  all  for  his  lissomeness. 

They  crossed  a road  soon  afterwards,  and 
there  close  to  them  lay  a heap  of  charming  peb- 
bles. 

“Look  here,”  shouted  East,  “here’s  luck! 
I’ve  been  longing  for  some  good  honest  pecking 
this  half-hour.  Let’s  fill  tlie  bags,  and  haA'e 
no  more  of  this  foozling  bird’s-nesting.” 


No  one  objected,  so  each  boy  filled  the  fus- 
tian bag  he  carried  full  of  stones : they  crossed 
into  the  next  field,  Tom  and  East  taking  one 
side  of  the  hedges,  and  the  other  two  the  other 
side.  Noise  enough  they  made  certainl}',  but  it 
Avas  too  early  in  the  season  for  the  young  birds, 
and  the  old  birds  Avere  too  strong  on  the  Aving 
for  our  young  marksmen,  and  fleAv  out  of  shot 
after  the  first  discharge.  But  it  was  great  fun, 
rushing  along  the  hedgerows,  and  discharging 
stone  after  stone  at  blackbirds  and  chaffinches, 
though  no  result  in  the  shape  of  slaughtereti 
birds  Avas  obtained  ; and  Arthur  soon  entered 
into  it,  and  rushed  to  head  back  the  birds,  and 
shouted,  and  threw,  and  tumbled  into  ditches 
and  OA'cr  and  through  hedges,  as  wild  as  the 
Madman  himself. 

Presently  the  party,  in  full  cry  after  an  old 
blackbird  (who  AA’as  evidently  used  to  the  thing 
and  enjoyed  the  fun,  for  he  would  Avait  till  they 
came  close  to  him  and  then  fly  on  for  forty  yards 
or  so,  and  with  an  impudent  flicker  of  his  tail, 
dart  into  the  depths  of  the  quickset),  came  beat- 
ing doAvn  a high  double  hedge,  two  on  each  side. 

“There  he  is  again  “ Head  him  “ Let 
driA-e;”  “I  had  him  there;”  “Take  care 
Avhere  A'ou’re  throAving,  Madman  ;”  the  shouts 
might  liave  been  heard  a quarter  of  a mile  off. 
They  Avere  heard  some  two  hundred  yards  off 
by  a farmer  and  tAvo  of  his  shepherds,  who  Avere 
doctoring  sheep  in  a fold  in  the  next  field. 

Noav  the  farmer  in  question  rented  a house 
and  yard  situated  at  the  end  of  the  field  in 
Avhich  the  young  bird-fanciers  had  arrived, 
Avhich  house  and  yard  he  didn’t  occupy  or  keep 
any  one  else  in.  Nevertheless,  like  a brainless 
and  unreasoning  Briton,  he  persisted  in  main- 
taining on  the  premises  a large  stock  of  cocks, 
hens,  and  other  poultry.  Of  course,  all  sorts  of 
depredators  visited  the  jdace  from  time  to  time  ; 
foxes  and  gypsies  wrought  haA’oe  in  the  night ; 
Avhile  in  the  day-time,  I regret  to  have  to  con- 
fess that  visits  from  the  Rugb}'  boys,  and  conse- 
quent disappearances  of  ancient  and  respecta- 
ble foAvls,  Avere  not  unfrequent.  Tom  and  East 
had  during  the  period  of  their  outlaAvry  visited 
the  barn  in  question  for  felonious  purposes,  and 
on  one  occasion  had  conquered  and  slain  a duck 
there,  and  borne  atvay  the  carcass  triumphantly, 
hidden  in  their  handkerchiefs.  IIoAvever,  they 
AA'ere  sickened  of  the  practice  by  the  trouble 
and  anxiety  Avhich  the  Avretched  duck’s  body 
caused  them.  They  carried  it  to  Sally  Ilarro- 
Avell’s,  in  hopes  of  a good  supper ; but  she,  after 
examining  it,  made  a long  face,  and  refused  to 
dress  or  have  any  thing  to  do  Avith  it.  Tlien 
they  took  it  into  tiieir  study,  and  began  pluck- 
ing it  themselA’cs  ; but  what  to  do  Avith  the 
feathers,  Avhere  to  hide  them  ? 

“ Good  gracious,  Tom,  Avhat  a lot  of  feathers 
a duck  has!”  groaned  East,  holding  a bag  full 
in  his  hand,  and  looking  disconsolately  at  the 
carcass,  not  yet  half  plucked. 

“ And  I do  think  he’s  getting  high,  too,  al- 
ready,” said  Tom,  smelling  at  him  cautiously, 
“ so  Ave  must  finish  him  up  soon.” 


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“ Yes,  all  very  well,  but  how  are  we  to  cook 
him  ? I’m  sure  I ain’t  going  to  try  it  on  in  the 
hall  or  passages  ; we  can’t  afford  to  be  roasting 
ducks  about,  our  character’s  too  bad.” 

“ I wish  we  were  rid  of  the  brute,”  said 
Tom,  throwing  him  on  the  table  in  disgust. 
And  after  a day  or  two  more  it  became  clear 
that  got  rid  of  he  must  be  ; so  they  packed  him 
and  sealed  him  up  in  brown  paper,  and  put  him 
in  the  cupboard  of  an  unoccupied  study,  where 
he  was  found  in  the  holidays  by  the  matron,  a 
grewsome  body. 

They  had  never  been  duck -hunting  there 
since,  but  others  had,  and  the  bold  yeoman  was 
very  sore  on  the  subject,  and  bent  on  making 
an  example  of  the  first  boys  he  could  catch. 
So  he  and  his  shepherds  crouched  behind  the 
hurdles,  and  watched  the  party  who  were  ap- 
proaching all  unconscious. 

Why  should  that  old  guinea-fowl  be  lying 
out  in  the  hedge  just  at  this  particular  moment 
of  all  the  year  ? Who  can  say  ? Guinea-fowls 
always  are— so  are  all  other  things,  animals, 
and  persons — requisite  for  getting  one  into 
scrapes,  always  ready  when  any  mischief  can 
come  of  them.  At  any  rate,  just  under  East’s 
nose  popped  out  the  old  guinea-hen,  scuttling 
along  and  shrieking  “ Come  back,  come  back,” 
at  the  top  of  her  voice.  Either  of  the  other 
three  might  perhaps  have  withstood  the  tempta- 
tion, but  East  first  lets  drive  the  stone  he  has  in 
his  hand  at  her,  and  then  rushes  to  turn  her 
into  the  hedge  again.  He  succeeds,  and  then 
they  are  all  at  it  for  dear  life,  up  and  down  the 
hedge  in  full  cry,  the  “ Come  back,  come  back,” 
getting  shriller  and  fainter  every  minute. 


Meantime,  the  farmer  and  his  men  steal  over 
the  hurdles  and  creep  down  the  hedge  towards 
the  scene  of  action.  They  are  almost  within  a 
stone’s  throw  of  Martin,  who  is  pressing  the  un- 
lucky chase  hard,  when  Tom  catches  sight  of 
them,  and  sings  out,  “ Louts,  ’ware  louts,  your 
side  ! Madman,  look  ahead !”  and  then  catch- 
ing hold  of  Arthur,  hurries  him  away  across  the 
field  towards  Rugby  as  hard  as  they  can  tear. 
Had  he  been  by  himself,  he  would  have  staid  to 
see  it  out  with  the  others,  but  now  his  heart 
sinks,  and  all  his  pluck  goes.  The  idea  of  being 
led  up  to  the  Doctor  with  Arthur  for  bagging 
fowls,  quite  unmans  and  takes  half  the  run  out 
of  him. 

However,  no  boys  are  more  able  to  take  care 
of  themselves  than  East  and  Martin ; they 
dodge  the  pursuers,  slip  through  a gap,  and 
come  pelting  after  Tom  and  Arthur,  whom  they 
catch  up  in  no  time ; the  farmer  and  his  men 
are  making  good  running  about  a field  behind. 
Tom  wishes  to  himself  that  they  had  made  oft' 
in  any  other  direction,  but  noAv  they  are  all  in 
for  it  together,  and  nlust  see  it  out.  “You 
won’t  leave  the  young  un,  will  you  ?”  says  he, 
as  they  haul  poor  little  Arthur,  already  losing 
wind  from  the  friglit,  througli  the  next  hedge. 
“ Not  we,”  is  the  answer  from  both.  The  next 
hedge  is  a stiff  one ; the  pursuers  gain  horribly 
on  them,  and  they  only  just  pull  Arthur  through, 
with  two  great  rents  in  his  trowsers,  as  the  fore- 
most shepherd  comes  up  on  the  other  side.  As 
they  start  into  the  next  field,  they  are  aware  of 
two  figures  walking  down  the  footpath  in  the  mid- 
dle of  it,  and  recognize  Holmes  and  Diggs  taking 
a constitutional.  Those  good-natured  fellows 


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immediately  shout  “ On.”  “Let’s  go  to  them 
and  surrender,”  pants  Tom. — Agreed. — And  in 
another  minute  the  four  boys,  to  the  great  as- 
tonishment of  those  -worthies,  rush  breathless  up 
to  Holmes  and  Diggs,  who  pull  up  to  see  what 
is  the  matter ; and  then  the  whole  is  explained 


beats  fi’ightfully  quick,  as  he  ponders,  “Will 
they  stand  by  us  ?” 

The  farmer  makes  a rush  at  East  and  collars 
him  ; and  that  young  gentleman,  with  unusual 
discretion,  instead  of  kicking  his  shins,  looks  ap- 
pealingly at  Holmes,  and  stands  still. 


by  the  appearance  of  the  farmer  and  his  men, 
who  unite  their  forces  and  bear  down  on  the 
knot  of  boys. 

There  is  no  time  to  explain,  and  Tom’s  heart 


“ Hullo  there,  not  so  fast,”  says  Holmes,  who 
is  bound  to  stand  up  for  them  till  they  are  proved 
in  the  wrong.  “Now  what’s  all  this  about?” 

“ I’ve  got  the  young  varmint  at  last,  have  I,” 


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pants  the  farmer;  “why,  they’ve  been  a skulk- 
ing about  ray  yard  and  stealing  my  fowls,  that’s 
where  ’tis;  and  if  I doan’t  have  they  flogged 
for  it,  every  one  on  ’em,  my  name  ain’t  Thomp- 
son.” 

Holmes  looks  grave,  and  Diggs’s  face  falls. 
They  are  quite  ready  to  fight,  no  boys  in  the 
school  more  so;  but  they  are  praepostors,  and 
understand  their  oflSce,  and  can't  uphold  un- 
righteous causes. 

“ I haven’t  been  near  his  old  barn  this  half,” 
cries  East.  “Nor  I,”  “ Nor  I,”  chime  in  Tom 
and  Martin. 

“Now,  Willura,  didn’t  you  see  ’em  there  last 
w'eek  ?” 

“ Ees,  I seen  ’em  sure  enough,”  says  Willum, 
grasping  a prong  he  carried,  and  preparing  for 
action. 

The  boys  deny  stoutly,  and  Willum  is  driven 
to  admit  that,  “ if  it  worn’t  they  ’twas  chaps  as 
like  ’em  as  two  peas’n;”  and  “leastways  he’ll 
swear  he  see’d  them  two  in  the  yard  last  Mar- 
tinmas,” indicating  East  and  Tom. 

Holmes  has  had  time  to  meditate.  “Now, 
sir,”  says  he  to  Willum,  “you  see  j’ou  can’t  re- 
member what  you  have  seen,  and  1 believe  the 
boys.  ” 

“I  doan’t  care,”  blusters  the  farmer;  “they 
was  arter  my  fowls  to-day,  that’s  enough  for  I. 
Willum,  you  catch  hold  o’  t’other  chap.  They’ve 
been  a sneaking  about  this  two  hours,  I tells  ee,” 
shouted  he,  as  Holmes  stands  between  Martin 
and  Willum,  “ and  have  druv  a matter  of  a 
dozen  young  pullets  pretty  nigh  to  death.” 

“ Oh,  there’s  a whacker!”  cried  East;  “we 
haven’t  been  within  a hundred  yards  of  his  barn  : 
we  haven’t  been  up  here  above  ten  minutes,  and 
we’ve  seen  nothing  but  a tough  old  guinea-hen, 
who  ran  like  a greyhound.” 

“Indeed,  that’s  all  true.  Holmes,  upon  my 
honor,”  added  Tom;  “we  weren’t  after  his 
fowls;  guinea-hen  ran  out  of  the  hedge  under 
our  feet,  and  we’ve  seen  nothing  else.” 

“ Drat  their  talk  ! Thee  catch  hold  o’  t’other, 
Willum,  and  come  along  wi’  un.” 

“Farmer  Thompson,”  said  Holmes,  warning 
off  Willum  and  the  prong  with  his  stick,  while 
Diggs  faced  the  other  shepherd,  cracking  his 
fingers  like  pistol-shots,  “now  listen  to  reason 
— the  boys  haven’t  been  after  your  fowls,  that’s 
plain.” 

“ Tells  ee  I seed  ’em.  Who  be  you,  I should 
like  to  know?” 

“Neveryoumind,  Farmer,”  answered  Holmes. 

‘ ‘ And  now  I’ll  just  tell  you  what  it  is — you  ought 
to  be  ashamed  of  yourself  for  leaving  all  that 
poultry  about,  with  no  one  to  watch  it,  so  near 
the  School.  You  deserve  to  have  it  all  stolen. 
So  if  you  choose  to  come  up  to  the  Doctor  with 
them,  I shall  go  with  you,  and  tell  him  what  I 
think  of  it.” 

The  farmer  began  to  take  Holmes  for  a mas- 
ter ; besides,  he  wanted  to  get  back  to  his  flock. 
Corporal  punishment  was  out  of  the  question, 
the  odds  were  too  great ; so  he  began  to  hint  at 
paying  for  the  damage.  Arthur  jumped  at  this, 


offering  to  pay  any  thing,  and  the  farmer  im- 
mediately valued  the  guinea-hen  at  half  a sov- 
ereign. 

“ Half  a sovereign  !”  cried  East,  now  released 
from  the  farmer’s  grip ; “ well,  that  is  a good 
one!  the  old  hen  ain’t  hurt  a bit,  and  she’s 
seven  years  old,  I know,  and  as  tough  as  whip- 
cord ; she  couldn’t  lay  another  egg  to  save  her 
life.” 

It  was  at  last  settled  that  they  should  pay  the 
farmer  two  shillings,  and  his  man  one  shilling, 
and  so  the  matter  ended,  to  the  unspeakable  re- 
lief of  Tom,  who  hadn’t  been  able  to  say  a word, 
being  sick  at  heart  at  the  idea  of  what  the  Doc- 
tor would  think  of  him : and  now  the  whole 
party  of  boys  marched  off  down  the  footpath 
towards  Rugby.  Holmes,  who  was  one  of  the 
best  boys  in  the  school,  began  to  improve  the 
occasion.  “Now,  you  youngsters,”  said  he,  as 
he  marched  along  in  the  middle  of  them,  “ mind 
this  ; you’re  very  well  out  of  this  scrape.  Don't 
you  go  near  Thompson’s  barn  again,  do  you 
you  hear !” 

Profuse  promises  from  all,  especially  East. 

“Mind,  I don’t  ask  questions,”  went  on  Men- 
tor, “but  I rather  think  some  of  you  have  been 
there  before  this  after  his  chickens.  Now, 
knocking  over  other  people’s  chickens,  and  run- 
ning off  with  them,  is  stealing.  It’s  a nasty 
word,  but  that’s  the  plain  English  of  it.  If  the 
chickens  were  dead  and  lying  in  a shop,  you 
wouldn’t  take  them,  I know  that,  any  more  than 
you  would  apples  out  of  Griffith’s  basket ; but 
there’s  no  real  difference  between  chickens  run- 
ning about  and  apples  on  a tree,  and  the  same 
articles  in  a shop.  I wish  our  morals  were 
sounder  in  such  matters.  There’s  nothing  so 
mischievous  as  these  school  distinctions,  which 
jumble  up  right  and  wrong,  and  justify  things 
in  us  for  which  poor  boys  would  be  sent  to  pris- 
on.” And  good  old  Holmes  delivered  his  soul 
on  the  walk  home  of  many  wise  sayings,  and, 
as  the  song  says, 

“ Gee’d  ’em  a eight  of  good  advice 

which  same  sermon  sank  into  them  all  more  or 
less,  and  very  penitent  they  were  for  several 
hours.  But  truth  compels  me  to  admit  that 
East  at  any  rate  forgot  it  all  in  a week,  but  re- 
membered the  insult  which  had  been  put  upon 
him  by  Farmer  Thompson,  and,  with  the  Tad- 
pole and  other  hare-brained  youngsters,  com- 
mitted a raid  on  the  barn  soon  afterwards,  in 
which  they  were  caught  by  the  shepherds  and 
severely  handled,  besides  having  to  pay  eight 
shillings — all  the  money  they  had  in  the  world 
— to  escape  being  taken  up  to  the  Doctor. 

Martin  became  a constant  inmate  in  the  joint 
study  from  this  time,  and  Arthur  took  to  him 
so  kindly  that  Tom  couldn’t  resist  slight  fits  of 
jealousy,  which  however  he  managed  to  keep 
to  himself.  The  kestrel’s  eggs  had  not  been 
broken,  strange  to  say,  and  formed  the  nucleus 
of  Arthur’s  collection,  at  which  Martin  worked 
heart  and  soul ; and  introduced  Arthur  to  Hew- 
lett the  bird-fancier,  and  instructed  him  in  the 


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rudiments  of  the  art  of  stufBng.  In  token  of 
his  gratitude,  Arthur  allowed  Martin  to  tattoo 
a small  anchor  on  one  of  his  wrists,  which  dec- 
oration, however,  he  carefully  concealed  from 
Tom.  Before  the  end  of  the  half-year  he  had 
trained  into  a bold  climber  and  good  runner, 
and,  as  Martin  had  foretold,  knew  twice  as  much 
about  trees,  birds, flowers,  and  many  other  things, 
as  our  good-hearted  and  facetious  young  friend 
Harry  East. 


CHAPTER  V. 

THE  FIGHT. 

“ Snrgebat  Macnevisius 
Et  inox  jactabat  ultro, 

Puguabo  tuii  gratia 

Feroci  hoc  Mactwoltro." — Etonian. 

There  is  a certain  sort  of  fellow — we  who 
are  used  to  studying  boys  all  know  him  well 
enough — of  whom  you  can  predicate  with  al- 
most positive  certainty,  after  he  has  been  a 
month  at  school,  that  he  is  sure  to  have  a fight, 
and  with  almost  equal  certainty  that  he  will 
have  but  one.  Tom  Brown  was  one  of  these  ; 
and  as  it  is  our  well-weighed  intention  to  give 
a full,  true,  and  correct  .account  of  Tom’s  only 
single  combat  with  a schoolfellow  in  the  man- 
ner of  our  old  friend  Bell's  Life,  let  those  young 
persons  whose  stomachs  are  not  strong,  or  who 
think  a good  set-to  with  the  weapons  which  God 
has  given  us  all,  an  uncivilized,  unchristian,  or 
ungentlemanly  affair,  just  skip  this  chapter  at 
once,  for  it  won’t  be  to  their  taste. 

It  was  not  at  all  usual  in  those  days  for  two 
School-house  boys  to  have  a fight.  Of  course 
there  were  exceptions,  when  some  cross-grained, 
hard-headed  fellow  came  up  who  would  never 
be  happy  unless  he  was  quarrelling  with  his 
nearest  neighbors,  or  when  there  was  some  class- 
dispute  between  the  fifth  form  and  the  fags,  for 
instance,  which  required  blood-letting;  and  a 
champion  was  picked  out  on  each  side  tacitly, 
Avho  settled  the  matter  by  a good  hearty  mill. 
But  for  the  most  part,  the  constant  use  of  those 
surest  keepers  of  the  peace,  the  boxing-gloves, 
kept  the  School-house  boys  from  fighting  one 
another.  Two  or  three  nights  in  every  week 
the  gloves  were  brought  out,  either  in  the  hall 
or  fifth-form  room ; and  every  boy  who  was 
ever  likely  to  fight  at  all  knew  all  his  neighbors’ 
prowess  perfectly  well,  and  could  tell  to  a nicety 
what  chance  he  would  have  in  a stand-up  fight 
with  any  other  boy  in  the  house.  But  of  course 
no  such  experience  could  be  gotten  as  regarded 
boys  in  other  houses ; and  as  most  of  the  other 
houses  were  more  or  less  jealous  of  the  School- 
house,  collisions  were  frequent. 

After  all,  what  would  life  be  without  fighting, 
I should  like  to  know  ? From  the  cradle  to  the 
grave,  fighting,  rightly  understood,  is  the  busi- 
ness, the  real,  highest,  honestest  business  of 
every  son  of  man.  Every  one  who  is  worth  his 
salt  has  his  enemies,  who  must  be  beaten,  be 
they  evil  thoughts  and  habits  in  himself  or  spirit- 
ual wickednesses  in  high  places,  or  Russians, 


or  Border-ruffians,  or  Bill,  Tom,  or  Harry,  who 
will  not  let  him  live  his  life  in  quiet  till  he  has 
thrashed  them. 

It  is  no  good  for  Quakers,  or  any  other  body 
of  men,  to  uplift  their  voices  against  fighting. 
Human  nature  is  too  strong  for  them,  and  they 
don’t  follow  their  own  precepts.  Every  soul  of 
them  is  doing  his  own  piece  of  fighting,  some- 
how and  somewhere.  The  world  might  be  a 
better  world  without  fighting,  for  any  thing  I 
know,  but  it  wouldn’t  be  our  world ; and  there- 
fore I am  dead  against  crying  peace  when  there 
is  no  peace,  and  isn’t  meant  to  be.  I am  as 
sorry  as  any  man  to  see  folk  fighting  the  wrong 
people  and  the  wi’ong  things,  but  I’d  a deal 
sooner  see  them  doing  that,  than  that  they 
should  have  no  fight  in  them.  So  having  re- 
corded, and  being  about  to  record,  my  hero’s 
fights  of  all  sorts,  with  all  sorts  of  enemies,  I 
shall  now  proceed  to  give  an  account  of  his  pas- 
sage-at-arms  with  the  only  one  of  his  school- 
fellows whom  he  ever  had  to  encounter  in  this 
manner. 

It  was  drawing  towards  the  close  of  Arthur’s 
first  half-year,  and  the  May  evenings  were 
lengthening  out.  Locking-up  was  not  till  eiglit 
o’clock,  and  every  body  was  beginning  to  talk 
about  what  he  would  do  in  the  holidays.  The 
shell,  in  which  form  all  our  dramatis  personoe 
now  are,  wei’e  reading  amongst  other  things  the 
last  book  of  Homer’s  Iliad,  and  had  worked 
through  it  as  far  as  the  speeches  of  the  women 
over  Hector’s  body.  It  is  a whole  school-day, 
and  four  or  five  of  the  School-house  boys  (among 
whom  are  Arthur,  Tom,  and  East)  are  prepar- 
ing third  lesson  together.  They  have  finished 
the  regulation  forty  lines,  and  are  for  the  most 
part  getting  very  tired,  notwithstanding  the  ex- 
quisite pathos  of  Helen’s  lamentation.  And  now 
several  long  four-syllabled  words  come  together, 
and  the  boy  with  the  dictionary  strikes  work. 

“lam  not  going  to  look  out  any  more  words,” 
says  he;  “we’ve  done  the  quantity.  Ten  to 
one  we  shan’t  get  so  far.  Let’s  go  out  into  the 
close.” 

“ Come  along,  boys,”  cries  East,  always  ready 
to  leave  “the  grind,”  as  he  called  it ; “ our  old 
coach  is  laid  up,  you  know,  and  we  shall  have 
one  of  the  new  masters,  who’s  sure  to  go  slow 
and  let  us  down  easy.” 

So  an  adjournment  to  the  close  was  carried 
nem.  con.,  little  Arthur  not  daring  to  uplift  his 
voice ; but,  being  deeply  interested  in  what  they 
w.ere  reading,  staid  quietly  behind,  and  learnt 
on  for  his  own  pleasure. 

As  East  had  said,  the  regular  master  of  the 
form  was  unwell,  and  they  were  to  be  heard  by 
one  of  the  new  masters,  quite  a young  man,  who 
had  only  just  left  the  University.  Certainly  it 
would  be  hard  lines,  if,  by  dawdling  as  much 
as  possible  in  coming  in  and  taking  their  places, 
entering  into  long-winded  explanations  of  what 
was  the  usual  course  of  the  regular  master  of  the 
form,  and  others  of  the  stock  contrivances  of 
boys  for  wasting  time  in  school,  they  could  not 
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them  through  more  than  the  forty  lines ; as  to 
wliich  quantity  there  was  a perpetual  fight  going 
on  betv,^een  the  master  and  his  form,  the  latter 
insisting,  and  enforcing  by  passive  resistance, 
that  it  was  the  prescribed  quantity  of  Homer  for 
a shell  lesson,  the  former  that  there  was  no  fixed 
quantity,  but  that  they  must  always  be  ready 
to  go  on  to  fifty  or  sixty  lines  if  there  were  time 
within  the  hour.  However,  notwithstanding  all 
their  efforts,  the  new  master  got  on  horribly 
quick ; he  seemed  to  have  the  bad  taste  to  be 
really  interested  in  the  lesson,  and  to  be  trying 
to  work  them  up  into  something  like  apprecia- 
tion of  it,  giving  them  good  spirited  English 
words,  instead  of  the  wretched  bald  stuff  into 
which  they  rendered  poor  old  Homer,  and  con- 
struing over  each  piece  himself  to  them,  after 
each  boy,  to  show  them  how  it  should  be  done. 

Now  the  clock  strikes  the  three-quarters ; there 
is  only  a quarter  of  an  hour  more,  but  the  forty 
lines  are  all  but  done.  So  the  boys,  one  after 
another,  who  are  called  up,  stick  more  and  more, 
and  make  balder  and  even  more  bald  work  of 
it.  The  poor  young  master  is  pretty  near  beat 
by  this  time,  and  feels  ready  to  knock  his  head 
against  the  wall,  or  his  fingers  against  somebody 
clse’s  head.  So  he  gives  up  altogether  the  lower 
and  middle  parts  of  the  form,  and  looks  round 
in  despair  at  the  boys  on  the  top  bench,  to  see 
if  there  is  one  out  of  whom  he  can  strike  a spark 
or  two,  and  who  will  be  too  chivalrous  to  mur- 
der the  most  beautiful  utterances  of  the  most 
beautiful  woman  of  the  old  world.  His  eye  rests 
on  Arthur,  and  he  calls  him  up  to  finish  con- 
struing Helen’s  speech.  Whereupon  all  the 
other  boys  draw  long  breaths,  and  begin  to  stare 
about  and  take  it  easy.  They  are  all  safe  ; Ar- 
thur is  the  head  of  the  form,  and  sure  to  be  able 
to  construe,  and  that  will  tide  on  safely  till  the 
hour  strikes. 

Arthur  proceeds  to  read  out  the  passage  in 
Greek  before  construing  it,  as  the  custom  is. 
Tom,  who  isn’t  paying  much  attention,  is  sud- 
denly caught  by  the  falter  in  his  voice  as  he  reads 
the  two  lines — 

uXXa  (TV  Tov  7’  tTTteiTcri  ‘Kapai^d/xevov  KartpvKe^, 

Ip  t’  uyavoippoavvp  Ka'i  aoh  uYavoir  e7ree<r<riv. 

He  looks  up  at  Arthur.  “Why,  bless  us, ’’thinks 
he,  “ what  can  be  the  matter  with  the  young  un? 
He’s  never  going  to  get  floored.  He’s  sure  to 
have  learnt  to  the  end.”  Next  moment  he  is 
reassured  by  the  spirited  tone  in  which  Arthur 
begins  construing,  and  betakes  himself  to  draw- 
ing dogs’  heads  in  his  note-book,  while  the  mas- 
ter, evidently  enjoying  the  change,  turns  his 
back  on  the  middle  bench,  and  stands  before 
Arthur,  beating  a sort  of  time  with  his  hand  and 
foot,  and  saying,  “Yes,  yes,”  “Very  well,”  as 
Arthur  goes  on. 

But  as  he  nears  the  fatal  two  lines,  Tom  catches 
that  falter,  and  again  looks  up.  He  sees  that 
there  is  something  the  matter : Arthur  can  hard- 
ly get  on  at  all.  What  can  it  be  ? 

Suddenly  at  this  point  Arthur  breaks  down 
altogether,  and  fairly  bursts  out  crying,  and 


dashes  the  cuff  of  his  jacket  across  his  eyes, 
blushing  up  to  the  roots  of  his  hair,  and  feeling 
as  if  he  should  like  to  go  down  suddenly  through 
the  floor.  The  whole  form  are  taken  aback ; 
most  of  them  stare  stupidly  at  him,  while  those 
who  are  gifted  tvith  presence  of  mind  find  their 
places,  and  look  steadily  at  their  book.s,  in  hopes 
of  not  catching  the  master’s  eye,  and  getting 
called  up  in  Arthur’s  place. 

The  ^master  looks  puzzled  for  a moment,  and 
then  seeing,  as  the  fact  is,  that  the  boy  is  really 
affected  to  tears  by  the  most  touching  thing  in 
Homer,  perhaps  in  all  profane  poetry  put  to- 
gether, steps  up  to  him  and  lays  his  hand  kind- 
ly on  his  shoulder,  saying,  “ Never  mind,  my 
little  man,  you’ve  construed  very  well.  Stop  a 
minute,  there’s  no  hurry.” 

Now,  as  luck  would  have  it,  there  sat  next 
above  Tom  on  that  day,  in  the  middle  bench  of 
the  form,  a big  boy,  by  name  Williams,  gener- 
ally supposed  to  be  the  cock  of  the  shell,  there- 
fore of  all  the  school  below  the  fifths.  The  small 
boys,  who  are  great  speculators  on  the  prowess 
of  their  elders,  used  to  hold  forth  to  one  another 
about  Williams’s  great  strength,  and  to  discuss 
whether  East  or  Brown  would  take  a licking 
from  him.  He  was  called  Slogger  Williams, 
from  the  force  with  which  it  was  supposed  he 
could  hit.  In  the  main,  he  was  a rough,  good- 
natured  fellow  enough,  but  very  much  alive  to 
his  own  dignity.  He  reckoned  himself  the  king 
of  the  form,  and  kept  up  his  position  with  the 
strong  hand,  especially  in  the  matter  of  forcing 
boys  not  to  construe  more  than  the  legitimate 
forty  lines.  He  had  already  grunted  and  grum- 
bled to  himself,  when  Arthur  went  on  reading 
beyond  the  forty  lines.  But  now  that  he  had 
broken  down  just  in  the  middle  of  all  the  long 
words,  the  Slogger’s  wrath  was  fairly  aroused. 

“ Sneaking  little  brute,”  muttered  he,  regard- 
less of  prudence,  “cla])ping  on  the  water-works 
just  in  tlie  hardest  place  ; see  if  I don’t  punch 
his  head  after  fourth  lesson.” 

“Whose?”  said  Tom,  to  whom  the  remark 
seemed  to  be  addressed. 

“Why,  that  little  sneak  Arthur’s,”  replied 
Williams. 

“No,  you  shan’t,”  said  Tom. 

“Hullo!”  exclaimed  Williams,  looking  at 
Tom  with  great  surprise  for  a moment,  and  then 
giving  him  a sudden  dig  in  the  ribs  with  his  el- 
bow, which  sent  Tom’s  books  flying  on  to  the 
floor,  and  called  the  attention  of  the  master,  who 
turned  suddenly  round,  and  seeing  the  state  of 
things,  said — 

“Williams,  go  down  throe  jilaces,  and  then 
go  on.” 

The  Slogger  found  his  legs  very  slowly,  and 
proceeded  to  go  below  Tom  and  two  other  boys 
with  great  disgust,  and  then,  turning  round  and 
facing  the  master,  said,  “I  haven’t  learnt  any 
more,  sir  ; our  lesson  is  only  forty  lines.” 

“ Is  that  so  ?”  said  the  master,  appealing  gen- 
erally to  the  top  bench.  No  answer. 

“Who  is  the  head  boy  of  the  form?”  said 
he,  waxing  wroth. 


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TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


“ Arthur,  sir,”  answered  three  or  four  boys, 
indicating  our  friend. 

“ Oh,  your  name’s  Arthur.  Well  now,  what 
is  the  length  of  your  regular  lesson  ?” 

Arthur  hesitated  a moment,  and  then  said, 
“ We  call  it  only  forty  lines,  sir.” 

“ How  do  you  mean,  you  call  it  ?” 

“Well,  sir,  Mr.  Graham  says  we  ain’t  to  stop 
there,  when  there’s  time  to  construe  more.” 

“I  understand,”  said  the  master.  “Wil- 
liams, go  down  three  more  places,  and  write  me 
out  the  lesson  in  Greek  and  English.  And 
now,  Arthur,  finish  construing.” 

“Oh!  would  I be  in  Arthur’s  shoes  after 
fourth  lesson  ?”  said  the  little  boys  to  one  an- 
other ; but  Arthur  finished  Helen’s  speech  with- 
out any  further  catastrophe,  and  the  clock  struck 
four,  which  ended  third  lesson. 

Another  hour  was  occupied  in  preparing  and 
saying  fourth  lesson,  during  which  Williams 
was  bottling  up  his  wrath ; and  when  five  struck, 
and  the  lessons  for  the  day  were  over,  he  pre- 
pared to  take  summary  vengeance  on  the  inno- 
cent cause  of  his  misfortune. 

Tom  was  detained  in  school  a few  minutes 
after  the  rest,  and  on  coming  out  into  the  quad- 
rangle, the  first  thing  he  saw  was  a small  ring 
of  boys,  applauding  Williams,  who  was  holding 
Arthur  by  the  collar. 

“ There,  you  young  sneak,”  said  he,  giving 
Arthur  a cuff  on  the  head  with  his  other  hand, 
“ what  made  you  say  that — ” 

“Hullo!”  said  Tom,  shouldering  into  the 
crowd,  “ you  drop  that,  Williams ; you  shan’t 
touch  him.” 

“ Who’ll  stop  me?”  said  the  Slogger,  raising 
his  hand  again. 

“I,”  said  Tom;  and  suiting  the  action  to 
the  word,  he  struck  the  arm  which  held  Arthur’s 
arm  so  sharply  that  the  Slogger  dropped  it  with 
a start,  and  turned  the  full  current  of  his  wrath 
on  Tom. 

“Will  you  fight?” 

“ Yes,  of  course.” 

“ Huzzah  ! there’s  going  to  be  a fight  between 
Slogger  Williams  and  ToinJBrown  I” 

The  news  ran  like  wildfire  about,  and  many 
boys  who  were  on  their  way  to  tea  at  their  sev- 
eral houses  turned  back,  and  sought  the  back 
of  the  chapel,  where  the  fights  come  off. 

“Just  run  and  tell  East  to  come  and  back 
me,”  said  Tom  to  a small  School-house  boy, 
who  was  off  like  a rocket  to  Harrowell’s,  just 
stopping  for  a moment  to  poke  his  head  into  the 
School- house  hall,  where  the  lower  boys  were 
already  at  tea,  and  sing  out,  “Eight!  Tom 
Brown  and  Slogger  Williams.” 

Up  stai't  half  the  boys  at  once,  leaving  bread, 
eggs,  butter,  sprats,  and  all  the  rest  to  take  care 
of  themselves.  The  greater  part  of  the  re- 
mainder follow  in  a minute,  after  swallowing 
tlieir  tea,  carrying  their  food  in  their  hands  to 
consume  as  they  go.  Three  or  four  only  re- 
main, who  steal  the  butter  of  the  more  impet- 
uous, and  make  to  themselves  an  unctuous 
feast. 


In  another  minute  East  and  Martin  tear 
through  the  quadrangle,  carrying  a sponge,  and 
arrive  at  the  scene  of  action  just  as  the  combat- 
ants are  beginning  to  strip. 

Tom  felt  he  had  got  his  work  cut  out  for 
him,  as  he  stripped  off  his  jacket,  waistcoat,  and 
braces.  East  tied  his  handkerchief  round  his' 
waist,  and  rolled  up  his  shirt-sleeves  for  him : 
“Now,  old  boy,  don’t  you  open  your  mouth  to 
say  a word,  or  try  to  help  yourself  a bit — we’ll 
do  all  that ; you  keep  all  your  breath  and 
strength  for  the  Slogger.”  Martin  meanwhile 
folded  the  clothes,  and  put  them,  under  the 
chapel  rails ; and  now  Tom,  with  East  to  han- 
dle him,  and  Martin  to  give  him  a knee,  steps 
out  on  the  turf,  and  is  ready  for  all  that  may 
come ; and  here  is  the  Slogger  too,  all  stripped, 
and  thirsting  for  the  fray. 

It  doesn’t  look  a fair  match  at  first  glance : 
Williams  is  nearly  two  inches  taller,  and  prob- 
ably a long  year  older  than  his  opponent,  and 
he  is  very  strongly  made  about  the  arms  and 
shoulders — “peels  well,”  as  the  little  knot  of 
big  fifth-form  boys,  the  amateurs,  say ; who 
stand  outside  the  ring  of  little  boys,  looking 
complacently  on,  but  taking  no  active  part  in 
the  proceedings.  But  down  below  he  is  not  so 
good  by  any  means  ; no  spring  from  the  loins, 
and  feebleish,  not  to  say  shipwrecky  about  the 
knees.  Tom,  on  the  contrary,  though  not  Iialf 
so  strong  in  the  arms,  is  good  all  over,  straight, 
hard,  and  springy,  from  neck  to  ankle,  better 
perhaps  in  his  legs  than  anywhere.  Besides, 
you  can  see  by  the  clear  white  of  his  eye,  and 
fresh  bright  look  of  his  skin,  that  he  is  in  tip- 
top training,  able  to  do  all  he  knows ; while  the 
Slogger  looks  rather  sodden,  as  if  he  didn’t  take 
much  exercise  and  ate  too  much  tuck.  The 
time-keeper  is  chosen,  a large  ring  made,  and 
the  two  stand  up  opposite  one  another  for  a 
moment,  giving  us  time  just  to  make  our  little 
observations. 

“ If  Tom’ll  only  condescend  to  fight  wdth  his 
head  and  heels,”  as  East  mutters  to  Martin, 
“ we  shall  do.” 

But  seemingly  he  won’t,  for  there  he  goes  in, 
making  play  with  both  hands.  Hard  all,  is 
the  word ; the  two  stand  to  one  another  like 
men;  rally  follows  rally  in  quick  succession, 
each  fighting  as  if  he  thought  to  finish  the 
whole  thing  out  of  hand.  “Can’t  last  at  this 
rate,”  say  the  knowing  ones,  while  the  partisans 
of  each  make  the  air  ring  with  their  shouts  and 
counter-shouts  of  encouragement,  approval,  and 
defiance. 

“ Take  it  easy,  take  it  easy — keep  away,  let 
him  come  after  you,”  implores  East,  as  he  Avipes 
Tom’s  face  after  the  first  round  with  a wet 
sponge,  while  he  sits,  back  on  Martin’s  knee, 
supported  by  the  Madman’s  long  arms,  which 
tremble  a little  from  excitement. 

“ Time’s  up,”  calls  the  timekeeper. 

“There  he  goes  again,  hang  it  all!”  growls 
East,  as  his  man  is  at  it  again,  as  hard  as  ever. 
A very  severe  round  follows,  in  Avhich  Tom 
gets  out  and  out  the  Avorst  of  it,  and  is  at  last 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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hit  clean  off  his  legs,  and  deposited  on  the  grass 
by  a right-hander  from  the  Slogger. 

Loud  shouts  rise  from  the  boys  of  Slogger’s 
house,  and  the  School-house  are  silent  and 
vicious,  ready  to  pick  quarrels  anywhere. 

“Two  to  one  in  half-crowns  on  the  big  un,” 
says  Rattle,  one  of  the  amateurs,  a tall  fellow, 
in  thunder-and-lightning  waistcoat,  and  puffy, 
good-natured  face. 

“Done!”  says  Groove,  another  amateur  of 
quieter  look,  taking  out  his  note-book  to  enter 
it,  for  our  friend  Rattle  sometimes  forgets  these 
little  things. 

Meantime  East  is  freshening  up  Tom  with 


from  and  parrying  the  Slogger’s  lunging  hits, 
instead  of  trying  to  counter,  and  leading  his 
enemy  a dance  all  round  the  ring  after  him. 
“ He’s  funking — go  in  Williams;”  “ Catch  him 
up;”  “Finish  him  off,”  scream  the  small  boys 
of  the  Slogger  party. 

“Just  what  we  want,”  thinks  East,  chuckling 
to  himself,  as  he  sees  Williams,  excited  by  these 
shouts,  and  thinking  the  game  in  his  own 
hands,  blowing  himself  in  his  exertions  to  get 
to  close  quarters  again,  while  Tom  is  keeping 
away  with  perfect  ease. 

They  quarter  over  the  ground  again  and 
again,  Tom  always  on  the  defensive. 


THE  FIGUT. 


the  sponges  for  next  round,  and  has  set  two 
other  boys  to  rub  his  hands. 

“ Tom,  old  boy,”  whispers  he,  “ this  may  be 
fun  for  you,  but  it’s  death  to  me.  He’ll  hit  all 
the  fight  out  of  you  in  another  five  minutes,  and 
then  I shall  go  and  drown  myself  in  the  island 
ditch.  Feint  him — use  your  legs ! draw  him 
about!  he’ll  lose  his  wind  then  in  no  time,  and 
you  can  go  in  to  him.  Hit  at  his  body  too; 
we’ll  take  care  of  his  frontispiece  by-and-by.” 

Tom  felt  the  wisdom  of  the  counsel,  and  saw 
-nlready  that  he  couldn’t  go  in  and  finish  the 
Slogger  off  at  mere  hammer  and  tongs,  so 
changed  his  tactics  completely  in  the  third 
round.  He  now  fights  cautiously,  getting  away 


The  Slogger  pulls  up  at  last  for  a moment, 
fairly  blown. 

“Now  then,  Tom,”  sings  out  East,  dancing 
with  delight.  Tom  goes  in  in  a twinkling,  and 
hits  two  heavy  body-blows,  and  gets  away  again 
before  the  Slogger  can  catch  his  wind ; which 
when  he  does  he  rushes  with  blind  fury  at 
Tom,  and  being  skillfully  parried  and  avoided, 
overreaches  himself  and  falls  on  his  face, 
amidst  terrific  cheers  from  the  School-house 
boys. 

“Double  your  two  to  one?”  says  Groove  to 
Rattle,  note-book  in  hand. 

“ Stop  a bit,”  says  that  hero,  looking  uncom- 
fortably at  Williams,  who  is  puffing  away  on 


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TOM  BROWN  S SCHOOL  DAYS. 


liis  second’s  knee,  winded  enough,  but  little  the 
worse  in  any  other  way. 

After  another  round  the  Slogger  too  seems 
to  see  that  he  can’t  go  in  and  win  right  off,  and 
has  met  his  match  or  thereabouts.  So  he  too 
begins  to  use  his  head,  and  tries  to  make  Tom 
lose  his  patience,  and  come  in  before  his  time. 
And  so  the  fight  sways  on,  now  one,  and  now 
the  other  getting  a trifling  pull. 

Tom’s  face  begins  to  look  very  one-sided — 
there  are  little  queer  bumps  on  his  forehead, 
and  his  mouth  is  bleeding;  but  East  keeps  the 
wet  sponge  going  so  scientifically  that  he  comes 
u])  looking  as  fresh  and  bright  as  ever.  Wil- 
liams is  only  slightly  marked  in  the  face,  but 
by  the  nervous  movement  of  his  elbows  you 
can  see  that  Tom’s  body-blows  are  telling.  In 
fact,  half  the  vice  of  the  Slogger’s  hitting  is 
neutralized,  for  he  daren’t  lunge  out  freely  for 
fear  of  exposing  his  sides.  It  is  too  interesting 
by  this  time  for  much  shouting,  and  the  whole 
ring  is  very  quiet. 

“All  right.  Tommy,”  whispers  East;  “hold 
on’s  the  horse  that’s  to  win.  We’ve  got  the 
last.  Keep  your  head,  old  boy.” 

But  where  is  Arthur  all  this  time?  Words 
can  not  paint  the  poor  little  fellow’s  distress. 
He  couldn’t  muster  courage  to  come  up  to  the 
ring,  but  wandered  up  and  down  from  the  great 
fives’-court  to  the  corner  of  the  chapel  rails — 
now  trying  to  make  up  his  mind  to  throw  him- 
self between  them,  and  try  to  stop  them ; then 
thinking  of  running  in  and  telling  his  friend 
Mary,  who  he  knew  would  instantly  report  to 
the  Doctor.  The  stories  he  had  heard  of  men 
being  killed  in  prize-fights  rose  up  horribly  be- 
fore him. 

Once  only,  when  the  shouts  of  “Well  done. 
Brown!”  “Huzzah  for  the  School-house!”  rose 
higher  than  ever,  he  ventured  up  to  the  ring, 
thinking  the  victory  was  won.  Catching  sight 
of  Tom’s  face  in  the  state  I have  described,  all 
fear  of  consequences  vanishing  out  of  his  mind, 
he  rushed  straight  off  to  the  matron’s  room,  be- 
seeching her  to  get  the  fight  stopped,  or  he 
should  die. 

But  it’s  time  for  us  to  get  back  to  the  close. 
What  is  this  fierce  tumult  and  confusion  ? 
The  ring  is  broken,  and  high  and  angry  words 
are  being  bandied  about;  “It’s  all  fair” — “It 
isn’t” — “No  hugging;”  the  fight  is  stopped. 
The  combatants,  however,  sit  there  quietly, 
tended  by  their  seconds,  while  their  adherents 
wrangle  in  the  middle.  East  can’t  help  shout- 
ing challenges  to  two  or  three  of  the  other  side, 
though  he  never  leaves  Tom  for  a moment,  and 
plies  the  sponges  as  fast  as  ever. 

The  fact  is,  that  at  the  end  of  the  last  round, 
Tom,  seeing  a good  opening,  had  closed  with 
his  opponent,  and  after  a moment’s  struggle  had 
thrown  him  heavily,  by  help  of  the  fall  he  had 
learnt  from  his  village  rival  in  the  vale  of 
White  Horse.  Williams  hadn’t  the  ghost  of  a 
chance  with  Tom  at  wrestling ; and  the  convic- 
tion broke  at  once  on  the  Slogger  faction  that  if 
this  were  allowed,  their  man  must  be  licked. 


There  was  a strong  feeling  in  the  school  against 
catching  hold  and  throwing,  though  it  was  gen- 
erally ruled  all  fair  within  certain  limits ; so 
the  ring  was  broken,  and  the  fight  stopped. 

The  School-house  are  overruled— the  fight  is 
on  again,  but  there  is  to  be  no  throwing ; and 
East  in  high  wrath  threatens  to  take  his  man 
away  after  next  round  (which  he  don’t  mean  to 
do,  by-the-way),  when  suddenly  Young  Brooke 
comes  through  the  small  gate  at  the  end  of  the 
chapel.  The  School-house  faction  rush  to  him. 
“ Oh,  hurrah  ! now  we  shall  get  fair  play.” 

“Please,  Brooke,  come  up;  they  won’t  let 
Tom  Brown  throw  him.” 

“ Throw  whom  ?”  says  Brooke,  coming  up  to 
the  ring.  “Oh!  Williams,  I see.  Nonsense! 
of  course  he  may  throw  him  if  he  catches  him 
fairly  above  the  waist.” 

Now,  Young  Brooke,  you’re  in  the  sixth,  you 
know,  and  you  ought  to  stop  all  fights.  Ho 
looks  hard  at  both  boys.  “Any  thing  wrong?” 
says  he  to  East,  nodding  at  Tom. 

“ Not  a bit.” 

“ Not  beat  at  all  ?” 

“ Bless  you,  no ! heaps  of  fight  in  him. 
Ain’t  there,  Tom  ?” 

Tom  looks  at  Brooke,  and  grins. 

“ How’s  he  ?”  nodding  at  Williams. 

“So  so;  rather  done,  I think,  since  his  last 
fall.  He  won’t  stand  above  two  more.” 

“Time’s  up!”  the  boys  rise  again,  and  face 
one  another.  Brooke  can’t  find  it  in  his  heart 
to  stop  them  just  yet,  so  the  round  goes  on,  the 
Slogger  waiting  for  Tom,  and  reserving  all  his 
strength  to  hit  him  out  should  he  come  in  for 
the  wrestling  dodge  again,  for  he  feels  that  that 
must  be  stopped,  or  his  sponge  will  soon  go  up 
in  the  air. 

And  now  another  new-comer  appears  on  the 
field,  to  wit,  the  under-porter,  with  his  long 
brush  and  great  wooden  receptacle  for  dust  un- 
der his  arm.  He  has  been  sweeping  out  the 
schools. 

“You’d  better  stop,  gentlemen,”  he  says; 
“ the  Doctor  knows  that  Brown’s  fighting — he’ll 
be  out;  in  a minute.” 

“ You  go  to  Bath,  Bill,”  is  all  that  that  ex- 
cellent servitor  gets  by  his  advice.  And  being 
a man  of  his  hands,  and  a stanch  upholder  of 
the  School-house,  can’t  help  stopping  to  look  on 
for  a bit,  and  see  Tom  Brown,  their  pet  crafts- 
man, fight  a round. 

It  is  grim  earnest  now,  and  no  mistake. 
Both  boys  feel  this,  and  summon  every  power 
of  head,  hand,  and  eye  to  their  aid.  A piece 
of  luck  on  either  side,  a foot  slipping,  a blow 
getting  well  home,  or  another  fall,  may  decide 
it.  Tom  works  slowly  round  for  an  opening ; 
he  has  all  the  legs,  and  can  choose  his  own 
time : the  Slogger  waits  for  the  attack,  and 
hopes  to  finish  it  by  some  heavy  right-handed 
blow.  As  they  quarter  slowly  over  the  ground, 
the  evening  sun  comes  out  from  behind  a cloud, 
and  falls  full  on  Williams’s  face.  Tom  darts 
in,  the  heavy  right-hand  is  delivered,  but  only 
grazes  his  head.  A short  rally  at  close  quar- 


TOM  BROWN’S 

ters.  and  they  close  ; in  another  moment  the 
Slogger  is  thrown  again  heavily  for  the  third 
time. 

“ I’ll  give  you  three  to  two  on  the  little  one 
in  half-crowns,”  said  Groove  to  Rattle. 

“ No,  thank’ee,”  answers  the  other,  diving 
his  hands  farther  into  his  coat-tails. 

Just  at  this  stage  of  the  proceedings  the  door 
of  the  turret  which  leads  to  the  Doctor’s  library 
suddenly  opens,  and  he  steps  into  the  close,  and 
makes  straight  for  the  ring,  in  w'hich  Brown  and 
the  Slogger  are  both  seated  on  their  seconds’ 
knees  for  the  last  time. 

“The  Doctor!  the  Doctor!”  shouts  some 
small  boy  who  catches  sight  of  him,  and  the 
ring  melts  aw'ay  in  a few  seconds,  the  small 
boys  tearing  off,  Tom  collaring  his  jacket  and 
waistcoat,  and  slipping  through  the  little  gate 
by  the  chapel,  and  round  the  corner  to  Harro- 
well’s  with  his  backers,  as  lively  as  need  be  ; 
Williams  and  his  backers  making  off  not  quite 
so  fast  across  the  close  ; Groove,  Rattle,  and  the 
other  bigger  fellows  trying  to  combine  dignity 
and  prudence  in  a comical  manner,  and  walk- 
ing off  fast  enough,  they  hope,  not  to  be  recog- 
nized, and  not  fast  enough  to  look  like  running 
away. 

Young  Brooke  alone  remains  on  the  ground 
by  the  time  the  Doctor  gets  there,  and  touches 
his  hat,  not  without  a slight  inward  qualm. 

“ Hah  ! Brooke.  I am  surprised  to  see  you 
here.  Don’t  you  know  that  I expect  the  sixth 
•to  stop  fighting.” 

Brooke  felt  much  more  uncomfortable  than 
be  had  expected,  but  he  was  rather  a favor- 
ite with  the  Doctor  for  his  openness  and  plain- 
ness of  speech ; so  blurted  out,  as  he  walked 
by  the  Doctor’s  side,  who  had  already  turned 
back — 

“Yes,  sir,  generally.  But  I thought  you 
wished  us  to  exercise  a discretion  in  the  matter, 
too — not  to  interfere  too  soon.” 

“ But  they  have  been  fighting  this  half-hour 
and  more,”  said  the  Doctor. 

“Yes,  sir;  but  neither  was  hurt.  And 
they’re  the  sort  of  boys  who’ll  be  all  the  better 
friends  now,  which  they  wouldn’t  have  been  if 
they  had  been  stopped  any  earlier — before  it 
w'as  so  equal.” 

“ Who  was  fighting  with  Brown  ?”  said  the 
Doctor. 

“ Williams,  sir,  of  Thompson’s.  He  is  big- 
ger than  Brown,  and  had  the  best  of  it  at  first, 
but  not  when  you  came  up,  sir.  There’s  a good 
deal  of  jealousy  between  our  house  and  Thomp- 
son’s, and  there  would  have  been  more  fights  if 
tins  hadn’t  been  let  go  on,  or  if  either  of  them 
had  had  much  the  worst  of  it,” 

“Well  but,  Brooke,”  said  the  Doctor,  “doesn’t 
this  look  a little  as  if  you  exercised  your  dis- 
cretion by  only  stopping  a fight  when  the  School- 
house  boy  is  getting  the  worst  of  it?” 

Brooke,  it  must  be  confessed,  felt  rather  grav- 
elled. 

“Now  remember,”  added  the  Doctor,  as  he 
stopped  at  the  turret-door,  “ this  fight  is  not  to 


SCHOOL  DAYS.  109 

go  on — you’ll  see  to  that.  And  I expect  you 
to  stop  all  figlits  in  future  at  once.” 

“Very  well,  sir,”  said  Young  Brooke,  touch- 
ing his  hat,  and  not  sorry  to  see  the  turret-door 
close  behind  the  Doctor’s  back. 

Meantime  Tom  and  the  stanchest  of  his  ad- 
herents had  reached  Harrowell’s,  and  Sally  was 
bustling  about  to  get  them  a late  tea,  while 
Stumps  had  been  sent  off  to  Tew  the  butcher, 
to  get  a piece  of  raw  beef  for  Tom’s  eye,  which 
was  to  be  healed  off-hand,  so  that  he  might 
show  well  in  the  morning.  He  was  not  a bit 
the  worse  exeept  a slight  difficulty  in  his  vision, 
a singing  in  his  ears,  and  a sprained  thumb, 
which  he  kept  in  a cold-water  bandage,  while 
he  drank  lots  of  tea,  and  listened  to  the  Babel 
of  voices  talking  and  speculating  of  nothing  but 
the  fight,  and  how  Williams  would  have  given 
in  after  another  fall  (which  he  didn’t  in  the  least 
believe),  and  how  on  earth  the  Doctor  could 
have  got  to  know  of  it — such  bad  luck ! He 
couldn’t  help  thinking  to  himself  that  he  was 
glad  he  hadn’t  won  ; he  liked  it  better  as  it  was, 
and  felt  very  friendly  to  the  Slogger,  And  then 
poor  little  Arthur  crept  in  and  sat  down  quietly 
near  him,  and  kept  looking  at  him  and  the  raw 
beef  with  such  plaintive  looks  that  Tom  at  last 
burst  out  laughing. 

“Don’t  make  such  eyes,  young  un,”  said  he, 
“there’s  nothing  the  matter.” 

“Oh,  but,  Tom,  are  you  much  hurt  ? I can’t 
bear  thinking  it  was  all  for  me.” 

“Not  a bit  of  it,  don’t  flatter  yourself.  We 
were  sure  to  have  had  it  out  sooner  or  later.” 

“ Well,  but  you  won’t  go  on,  will  you  ? You’ll 
promise  me  you  won’t  go  on  ?” 

“ Can’t  tell  about  that — all  depends  on  the 
houses.  We’re  in  the  hands  of  our  country- 
men, you  know.  Must  fight  for  the  School- 
house  fag,  if  so  be.” 

However,  the  lovers  of  the  science  were  doom- 
ed to  disappointment  this  time.  Directly  after 
locking-up,  one  of  the  night  fags  knocked  at 
Tom’s  door. 

“ Brown,  Young  Brooke  wants  you  in  the 
sixth-form  room.” 

Up  went  Tom  to  the  summons,  and  found  the 
magnates  sitting  at  their  supper. 

“ Well,  Brown,”  said  Young  Brooke,  nodding 
to  him,  “how  do  you  feel?” 

“ Oh,  very  well,  thank  you,  only  I’ve  sprained 
my  thumb,  I think.” 

“ Sure  to  do  that  in  a fight.  Well,  you  hadn’t 
the  worst  of  it,  I could  see.  Where  did  you 
learn  that  throw?”  • 

“Down  in  the  country,  when  I was  a boy.” 
“Hullo!  why,  what  are  you  now?  Well, 
never  mind,  you’re  a plucky  fellow.  Sit  down 
and  have  some  supper.” 

Tom  obeyed,  by  no  means  loath.  And  the 
fifth-form  boy  next  him  filled  him  a tumbler  of 
bottled  beer,  and  he  ate  and  drank,  listening  to 
the  pleasant  talk,  and  wondering  how  soon  he 
should  be  in  the  fifth,  and  one  of  that  much- 
envied  society. 

As  he  got  up  to  leave,  Brooke  said,  “ You 


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must  shake  hands  to-morrow  morning ; I shall 
come  and  see  that  done  after  first  lesson.” 

And  so  he  did.  And  Tom  and  the  Slogger 
shook  hands  with  great  satisfaction  and  mutual 
respect.  And  for  the  next  year  or  two,  when- 
ever fights  were  being  talked  of,  the  small  boys 
who  had  been  present  shook  their  heads  wisely, 
saying,  “Ah!  but  you  should  just  have  seen 
the  fight  between  Slogger  Williams  and  Tom 
Brown !” 

And  now,  boys  all,  three  words  before  we  quit 
the  subject.  I have  put  in  this  chapter  on  fight- 
ing of  malice  prepense,  partly  because  I want  to 
give  you  a true  picture  of  what  every-day  school 
life  was  in  my  time,  and  not  a kid-glove  and  go- 
to-meeting-coat  picture ; and  partly  because  of 
the  cant  and  twaddle  that’s  talked  of  boxing  and 
fighting  with  fists  nowadays.  Even  Thackei'ay 
has  given  in  to  it ; and  only  a few  weeks  ago 
there  was  some  rampant  stuff  in  the  Times  on 
the  subject,  in  an  article  on  field  sports. 

Boys  will  quarrel,  and  when  they  quarrel  will 
sometimes  fight.  Fighting  with  fists  is  the 
natural  and  English  way  for  English  boys  to 
settle  their  quarrels.  What  substitute  for  it  is 
there,  or  ever  was  there,  amongst  any  nation 
under  the  sun  ? What  would  you  like  to  see 
take  its  place  ? 

Learn  to  box,  then,  as  you  learn  to  play 
cricket  and  football.  Not  one  of  you  will  be 
the  worse,  but  very  much  the  better  foiTearning 
to  box  well.  Should  you  never  have  to  use  it 
in  earnest,  there’s  no  exercise  in  the  world  so 
good  for  the  temper,  and  for  the  muscles  of  the 
back  and  legs. 

As  to  fighting,  keep  out  of  it  if  you  can,  by 
all  means.  When  the  time  comes,  if  it  ever 
should,  that  you  have  to  say  “Yes”  or  “No” 
to  a challenge  to  fight,  say  “No  ” if  you  can — 
only  take  care  you  make  it  clear  to  yourselves 
why  you  say  “No.”  It’s  a proof  of  the  highest 
courage,  if  done  from  true  Christian  motives. 
It’s  quite  right  and  justifiable,  if  done  from  a 
simple  aversion  to  physical  pain  and  danger. 
But  don’t  say  “ No  ” because  you  fear  a licking, 
and  say  or  think  it’s  because  you  fear  God,  for 
that’s  neither  Christian  nor  honest.  And  if 
you  do  fight,  fight  it  out ; and  don’t  give  in 
while  you  can  stand  and  see. 


CHAPTER  VI. 

FEVER  IN  THE  SCHOOL. 

“Tliis  our  liope  for  all  that’s  mortal 
And  we  too  sliall  burst  the  bond ; 

Death  keeps  watch  beside  the  portal, 

But  ’tis  life  that  dwells  beyond.” 

John  Sterling. 

Two  years  have  passed  since  the  events  re- 
corded in  the  last  chapter,  and  the  end  of  the 
summer  half-year  is  again  drawing  on.  Mar- 
tin has  left  and  gone  on  a cruise  in  the  South 
Pacific  in  one  of  his , uncle’s  ships ; the  old 
magpie,  as  disreputable  as  ever,  his  last  bequest 
to  Arthur,  lives  in  the  joint  study.  Arthur  is 


nearly  sixteen,  and  at  the  head  of  the  twenty, 
having  gone  up  the  school  at  the  rate  of  a form 
a half-year.  East  and  Tom  have  been  much 
more  deliberate  in  tlieir  progress,  and  are  only 
a little  way  up  the  fifth  form.  Great  strapping 
boys  they  are,  but  still  thorough  boys,  filling 
about  the  same  place  in  the  house  that  Young 
Brooke  filled  when  they  were  new  boys,  and 
much  the  same  sort  of  fellows.  Constant  inter- 
course with  Arthur  has  done  much  for  both  of 
them,  especially  for  Tom;  but  much  remains  yet 
to  be  done,  if  they  are  to  get  all  the  good  out  of 
Rugby  which  is  to  be  got  there  in  these  times. 
Arthur  is  still  frail  and  delicate,  with  more  spirit 
than  body;  but,  thanks  to  his  intimacy  with  them 
and  Martin,  has  learned  to  swim,  and  run,  and 
play  cricket,  and  has  never  hurt  himself  by  too 
much  reading. 

One  evening,  as  they  were  all  sitting  down 
to  supper  in  the  fifth-form  room,  some  one 
started  a report  that  a fever  had  broken  out  at 
one  of  the  boarding-houses;  “They  say,”  he 
added,  “ that  Thompson  is  very  ill,  and  that 
Dr.  Robertson  has  been  sent  for  from  North- 
ampton.” 

“Then  we  shall  all  be  sent  home,”  cried  an- 
other. “ Hurrah  ! five  weeks’  extra  holidays, 
and  no  fifth-form  examination  !” 

“I  hope  not,”  said  Tom;  “there’ll  be  no 
Marylebone  match  then  at  the  end  of  the  half.” 

Some  thought  one  thing,  some  another ; many 
didn’t  believe  the  report ; but  the  next  day, 
Tuesday,  Dr.  Robertson  arrived,  and  staid  all 
day,  and  had  long  conferences  wdth  the  Doctor. 

On  Wednesday  morning,  after  prayers,  the 
Doctor  addressed  the  whole  school.  There 
were  several  cases  of  fever  in  different  houses, 
he  said ; but  Dr.  Robertson,  after  the  most  care- 
ful examination,  had  assured  him  that  it  was 
not  infectious,  and  that  if  proper  care  were 
taken,  there  could  be  no  reason  for  stopping  the 
school-work  at  present.  The  examinations 
were  just  coming  on,  and  it  would  be  very  un- 
advisable  to  break  up  now.  However,  any 
boys  who  chose  to  do  so  were  at  liberty  to  write 
home,  and,  if  their  parents  wished  it,  to  leave 
at  once.  He  should  send  the  whole  school 
home  if  the  fever  spread. 

The  next  day  Arthur  sickened,  but  there  was 
no  other  case.  Before  the  end  of  the  week 
thirty  or  forty  boys  had  gone,  but  the  rest  staid 
on.  There  was  a general  wish  to  please  tlie 
Doctor,  and  a feeling  that  it  wms  cowardly  to 
run  away. 

On  the  Saturday  Thompson  died,  in  the 
bright  afternoon,  while  the  cricket-match  was  go- 
ing on  as  usual  on  the  big-side  ground : the  Doe- 
Lor'coming  from  his  death-bed,  passed  along  the 
gravel-walk  at  the  side  of  the  close,  but  no  one 
knew  what  had  happened  till  the  next  day.  At 
morning  lecture  it  began  to  be  rumored,  and  by 
afternoon  chapel  was  known  generally ; and  a 
feeling  of  seriousness  and  awe  at  the  actual  pres- 
ence of  death  among  them  came  over  the  whole 
school.  In  all  the  long  years  of  his  ministry 
the  Doctor  perhaps  never  spoke  words  which 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


IK 


sank  deeper  than  some  of  those  in  that  day’s 
sermon.  “When  I came  yesterday  from  visit- 
ing all  but  the  very  death-bed  of  him  who  has 
been  taken  from  us,  and  looked  around  upon  all 
the  familiar  objects  and  scenes  within  our  own 
ground,  where  your  common  amusements  were 
going  on,  with  your  common  cheerfulness  and 
activity,  I felt  there  was  nothing  painful  in  wit- 
nessing that ; it  did  not  seem  in  any  way  shock- 
ing or  out  of  tune  with  those  feelings  which  the 
sight  of  a dying  Cliristian  must  be  supposed  to 
awaken.  The  unsuitableness  in  point  of  natu- 
ral feeling  between  scenes  of  mourning  and 
scenes  of  liveliness  did  not  at  all  present  itself. 
But  I did  feel  that  if  at  that  moment  any  of 
tliose  faults  had  been  brought  before  me  which 
sometimes  occur  amongst  us ; had  I heard  that 
any  of  you  had  been  guilty  of  falsehood,  or  of 
drunkenness,  or  of  any  other  such  sin ; had  I 
heard  from  any  quarter  the  language  of  pro- 
faneness, or  of  unkindness,  or  of  indecency; 
had  I heard  or  seen  any  signs  of  that  wretched 
folly  which  courts  the  laugh  of  fools  by  affecting 
not  to  dread  evil  and  not  to  care  for  good,  then 
the  unsuitableness  of  any  of  these  things  w'ith 
the  scene  I had  just  quitted  would  indeed  have 
been  most  intensely  painful.  And  why  ? Not 
because  such  things  would  really  have  been 
worse  than  at  any  other  time,  but  because  at 
such  a moment  the  eyes  are  opened  really  to 
know  good  and  evil,  because  we  then  feel  what 
it  is  so  to  live  as  that  death  becomes  an  infinite 
blessing,  and  what  it  is  so  to  live  also,  that  it 
vvere  good  for  us  if  we  had  never  been  born.” 

Tom  had  gone  into  chapel  in  sickening  anx- 
iety about  Arthur,  but  he  came  out  cheered  and 
strengthened  by  those  grand  words,  and  walked 
up  alone  to  their  study.  And  when  he  sat 
down  and  looked  round,  and  saw  Arthur’s  straw 
hat  and  cricket-jacket  hanging  on  their  pegs, 
and  marked  all  his  neat  little  arrangements,  not 
one  of  which  had  been  disturbed,  the  tears  in- 
deed rolled  down  his  cheeks,  but  they  were 
calm  and  blessed  tears,  and  he  repeated  to  him- 
self, “Yes,  Geordie’s  eyes  are  opened — he  knows 
w'hat  it  is  so  to  live  as  that  death  becomes  an  in- 
finite blessing.  But  do  I ? O God,  can  I bear 
to  lose  him  ?” 

The  week  passed  mournfully  aw’ay.  No  more 
boys  sickened,  but  Arthur  w-as  reported  worse 
each  day,  and  his  mother  arrived  early  in  the 
week.  Tom  made  many  appeals  to  be  allowed 
to  see  him,  and  several  times  tried  to  get  up  to 
the  sick-room : but  the  housekeeper  W'as  always 
in  the  way,  and  at  last  spoke  to  the  Doctor,  who 
kindly  but  peremptorily  forbade  him. 

Thompson  was  buried  on  the  Tuesday,  and 
the  burial  service,  so  soothing  and  grand  always, 
but  beyond  all  words  solemn  when  read  over  a 
boy’s  grave  to  his  companions,  brought  him 
much  comfort,  and  many  strange  new  thoughts 
and  longings.  He  went  back  to  his  regular 
life,  and  played  cricket  and  bathed  as  usual : it 
seemed  to  him  that  this  was  the  right  thing  to 
do,  and  the  new  thoughts  and  longings  became 
more  brave  and  healthy  for  the  effort.  The  cri- 


sis came  on  Saturday,  tlie  day  week  that  Thomp- 
son had  died  ; and  during  that  long  afternoon 
Tom  sat  in  his  study  reading  his  Bible,  and  go- 
ing every  half  hour  to  the  housckecjier’s  room, 
expecting  each  time  to  hear  that  the  gentle  and 
brave  little  spirit  had  gone  home.  But  God  had 
work  for  Arthur  to  do : the  crisis  passed — on 
Sunday  evening  he  w'as  declared  out  of  danger  ; 
on  Monday  he  sent  a message  to  Tom  tliat  he 
was  almost  well,  had  changed  his  room,  and  was 
to  be  allowed  to  see  him  the  next  day. 

It  was  evening  when  the  housekeeper  sum- 
moned him  to  the  sick-room.  Arthur  was  lying 
on  the  sofa  by  the  open  w'indow,  through  which 
the  rays  of  the  western  sun  stole  gently,  lighting 
up  his  white  face  and  golden  hair.  Tom  re- 
membered a German  picture  of  an  angel  which 
he  knew ; often  had  he  thought  how  transpar- 
ent and  golden  and  spirit-like  it  was ; and  he 
shuddered  to  think  how  like  it  Arthur  looked, 
and  felt  a shock  as  if  his  blood  had  all  stopped 
short,  as  he  realized  how  near  the  other  world 
his  friend  must  have  been  to  look  like  tliat. 
Never  till  that  moment  had  he  felt  how  his  lit- 
tle chum  had  twined  himself  round  his  heart- 
strings ; and  as  he  stole  gently  across  the  room 
and  knelt  down,  and  put  his  arm  round  Arthur’s 
head  on  the  pillow,  felt  ashamed  and  half  angry 
at  his  own  red  and  brown  face,  and  the  bounding 
sense  of  health  and  power  which  filled  every 
fibre  of  his  body,  and  made  every  movement  of 
mere  living  a joy  to  him.  lie  needn’t  have 
troubled  himself ; it  was  this  very  strength  and 
power  so  different  from  his  own  which  drew 
Arthur  so  to  him. 

Arthur  laid  his  thin,  white  hand,  on  which 
the  blue  veins  stood  out  so  plainly,  on  Tom’s 
great  brown  fist,  and  smiled  at  him,  and  then 
looked  out  of  the  window  again,  as  if  he  couldn’t 
bear  to  lose  a moment  of  the  sunset,  into  the 
tops  of  the  great  feathery  elms,  round  which 
the  rooks  were  circling  and  clanging,  returning 
in  flocks  from  their  evening’s  foraging-parties. 
The  elms  rustled,  the  sparrows  in  the  ivy  just 
outside  the  window  chirped  and  fluttered  about, 
quarrelling,  and  making  it  up  again  ; the  rooks, 
young  and  old,  talked  in  chorus  ; and  the  mer- 
ry shouts  of  the  boys,  and  the  sweet  click  of  the 
cricket-bats,  came  up  cheerily  from  below. 

“Dear  George,” said  Tom,  “I  am  so  glad  to 
be  let  up  to  see  you  at  last.  I’ve  tried  hard  to 
come  so  often,  but  they  wouldn’t  let  me  before.” 

“ Oh,  I know,  Tom ; Mary  has  told  me  every 
day  about  you,  and  how  she  was  obliged  to 
make  the  Doctor  speak  to  you  to  keep  you  away. 
I’m  very  glad  you  didn’t  get  up,  for  you  might 
have  caught  it,  and  you  couldn’t  stand  being  ill 
with  all  tlie  matches  going  on.  And  you’re  in 
the  eleven,  too,  I hear — I’m  so  glad.” 

“Yes,  ain’t  it  jolly?”  said  Tom  proudly; 
“I’m  ninth  too.  I made  forty  at  the  last  pie- 
match,  and  caught  three  fellows  out.  So  I was 
put  in  above  Jones  and  Tucker.  Tucker’s  so 
savage,  for  he  was  head  of  the  twenty-two.” 

“Well,  I think  you  ought  to  be  higher  yet,” 
said  Arthur,  who  was  as  jealous  for  the  renown 


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of  Tom  in  games,  as  Tom  was  for  his  as  a schol- 
ar. 

“Never  mind,  I don’t  care  about  cricket  or 
any  thing  now  you’re  getting  well,  Geordie  ; and 
I shouldn’t  have  hurt,  I know,  if  they’d  have  let 


feed  the  old  magpie  just  when  you  used,  though 
I have  to  come  in  from  big-side  for  him,  the  old 
rip.  He  won’t  look  pleased  all  I can  do,  and 
sticks  his  head  first  on  one  side  and  then  on  the 
other,  and  blinks  at  me  before  he’ll  begin  to  eat. 


Toil’s  VISIT  TO  AETUUE  AFTEE  THE  FEVEE. 


mo  come  up — nothing  hurts  me.  But  you’ll 
get  about  now  directly,  won’t  you?  You  won’t 
liclieve  how  clean  I’ve  kept  the  study.  All 
your  things  are  just  as  you  left  them;  and  I 


till  I’m  half  inclined  to  box  his  ears.  And 
whenever  East  comes  in,  you  should  sec  him 
hop  off  to  the  window,  dot  and  go  one,  though 
Harry  wouldn’t  touch  a feather  of  him  now.” 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


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Arthur  laugheJ.  “Old  Gravey  has  a good 
memory;  he  can’t  forget  the  sieges  of  poor 
Martin’s  den  in  old  times.”  Pie  paused  a mo- 
ment, and  then  went  on,  “You  can’t  think 
how  often  I’ve  been  thinking  of  old  Martin  since 
I’ve  been  ill ; I suppose  one’s  mind  gets  restless, 
and  likes  to  wander  off  to  strange,  unknown 
places.  I wonder  what  queer  new  pets  the  old 
boy  has  got;  how  he  must  be  revelling  in  the 
thousand  new  birds,  beasts,  and  fislies.” 

Tom  felt  a pang  of  jealousy,  but  kicked  it  out 
in  a moment,  “Fancy  him  on  a South-sea 
island,  with  the  Cherokees  or  Patagonians,  or 
some  such  wild  niggers  ” (Tom’s  ethnology  and 
geography  were  faulty,  but  sufficient  for  his 
needs);  “they’ll  make  the  old  Madman  eock 
medicine-man  and  tattoo  him  all  over.  Per- 
haps he’s  cutting  about  now  all  blue,  and  has  a 
squaw  and  a wigwam.  He’ll  improve  their 
boomerangs,  and  be  able  to  throw  them  too, 
Avithout  having  old  Thomas  sent  after  him  by 
the  Doctor  to  take  them  awmy.” 

Arthur  laughed  at  the  remembrance  of  the 
boomerang  story,  but  then  looked  grave  again, 
and  said,  “He’ll  convert  all  the  island,  I know.” 
“Yes,  if  he  don’t  blow  it  up  first,” 

“ Do  you  remember,  Tom,  how  you  and  East 
used  to  laugh  at  him  and  chaff  him,  because  he 
said  he  was  sure  the  rooks  all  had  calling-over 
or  prayers,  or  something  of  the  sort,  when  the 
locking-up  bell  rang?  Well,  I declare,”  said 
Arthur,  looking  up  seriously  into  Tom’s  laugh- 
ing eyes,  “ I do  think  he  was  right.  Since  I’ve 
been  lying  here.  I’ve  watched  them  every  night ; 
and  do  you  know,  they  really  do  come,  and 
pei'ch  all  of  them  just  about  locking-up  time; 
and  then  first  there’s  a regular  chorus  of  caws, 
and  then  they  stop  a bit,  and  one  old  fellow,  or 
perhaps  tw'o  or  three  in  different  trees,  caw  so- 
los, and  then  off  they  all  go  again,  fluttering 
about  and  cawing  anyhow  till  they  roost.” 

“I  Avonder  if  the  old  blackies  do  talk,”  said 
Tom,  looking  up  at  them.  “ Hoav  they  must 
abuse  me  and  East,  and  pray  for  the  Doctor  for 
stopping  the  slinging!” 

“There!  look,  look!”  cried  Arthur,  “don’t 
you  see  the  old  fellow  Avitliout  a tail  coming  up  ? 
Martin  used  to  call  him  the  ‘clerk.’  He  can’t 
steer  himself.  You  never  saAv  such  fun  as  he  is 
in  a high  Avind,  Avhen  he  can’t  steer  himself 
home,  and  gets  carried  right  past  the  trees,  and 
has  to  bear  up  again  and  again  before  he  can 
perch.” 

The  locking-up  bell  began  to  toll,  and  the  tAvo 
boys  were  silent,  and  listened  to  it.  The  sound 
soon  carried  Tom  off’  to  the  riA'er  and  the  Avoods, 
and  he  began  to  go  over  in  his  mind  the  many 
occasions  on  Avhich  he  had  heard  that  toll  com- 
ing faintly  down  the  breeze,  and  had  to  pack  his 
rod  in  a hurry,  and  make  a run  for  it,  to  get  in 
before  the  gates  Avere  shut.  He  was  roused  with 
a start  from  his  memories  by  Arthur’s  voice, 
gentle  and  Aveak  from  his  late  illness. 

“ Tom,  Avill  you  be  angry  if  I talk  to  you  very 
seriously  ?” 

“ No,  dear  old  bov,  not  I,  But  ain’t  you  faint, 
8 


Arthur,  or  ill  ? What  can  I get  you  ? Don’t 
say  any  thing  to  hurt  yourself  noAV — you  are  very 
weak  ; let  me  come  up  again.” 

“No,  no,  I shan’t  hurt  myself:  Pd  sooner 
speak  to  you  noAv,  if  you  don’t  mind.  I’ve  asked 
Mary  to  tell  the  Doctor  that  you  are  Avith  me, 
so  you  needn’t  go  doAvn  to  calling-over ; and  I 
mayn’t  have  another  chance,  for  I shall  most 
likely  have  to  go  home  for  change  of  air  to  got 
Avell,  and  mayn’t  come  back  this  half.” 

“ Oh,  do  you  think  you,  must  go  aAvay  before 
the  end  of  the  half?  I’m  so  sorry.  It’s  more 
than  five  weeks  yet  to  the  holidays,  and  all  the 
fifth-form  examination  and  half  the  cricket 
matches  to  come  yet.  And  Avhat  shall  I do  all 
that  time  alone  in  our  study?  Why,  Arthur, 
it  Avill  be  more  than  twelve  weeks  before  I see 
you  again.  Oh,  hang  it,  I can’t  stand  that! 
Besides,  Avho’s  to  keep  me  up  to  Avorking  at  the 
examination-books?  I shall  come  out  bottom 
of  the  form,  as  sure  as  eggs  is  eggs.” 

Tom  was  rattling  on,  half  in  joke,  half  in  ear- 
nest, for  he  Avanted  to  get  Arthur  out  of  his  seri- 
ous vein,  thinking  it  Avould  do  him  harm ; but 
Arthur  broke  in — 

“Oh,  please,  Tom,  stop,  or  you’ll  drive  all  I 
had  to  say  out  of  my  head.  And  I’m  already 
horribly  afraid  I’m  going  to  make  you  angry.” 
“Don’t  gammon,  young  un,”  rejoined  Tom 
(the  use  of  the  old  name,  dear  to  him  from  old 
recollections,  made  Arthur  start  and  smile,  and 
feel  quite  happy) ; “ you  knoAv  you  ain’t  afraid, 
and  you’ve  never  made  me  angry  since  the  first 
month  Ave  chummed  together.  Now  I’m  going 
to  be  quite  sober  for  a quarter  of  an  hour,  Avhicli 
is  more  than  I am  once  in  a year ; so  make  the 
most  of  it;  heave  ahead,  and  pitch  into  me  right 
and  left.” 

“ Dear  Tom,  I ain’t  going  to  pitch  into  you,” 
said  Arthur,  piteously ; “and  it  seems  so  cocky 
in  me  to  be  advising  you,  Avho’ve  been  my  back- 
bone ever  since  I’ve  been  at  Rugby,  and  have 
made  the  school  a paradise  to  me.  Ah,  I see 
I shall  neA'er  do  it,  unless  I go  head-ov'er-heels 
at  once,  as  you  said  Avhen  you  taught  me  to  SAvim. 
Tom,  I want  you  to  gh'e  up  using  vulgus-books 
and  cribs.” 

Artliur  sank  back  on  to  his  pilloAv  Avith  a sigh, 
as  if  the  effort  had  been  great ; but  the  Avorst 
Avas  now  OA-er,  and  he  looked  straight  at  Tom, 
Avho  Avas  CA'idently  taken  aback.  He  leant  his 
elbows  on  his  knees,  and  stuck  his  hands  into 
his  hair,  Avhistled  a verse  of  “Billy  Taylor,” 
and  then  Avas  quite  silent  for  another  minute. 
Not  a shade  crossed  his  face,  but  he  Avas  clearly 
puzzled.  At  last  he  looked  up,  and  caught  Ar- 
thur’s anxious  look,  took  his  hand,  and  said  sim- 

pb’— 

“Why,  young  un?” 

“ Because  you’re  the  honestest  boy  in  Rugby, 
and  that  ain’t  honest.” 

“I  don’t  see  that.” 

“What  AA'ereyou  sent  to  Rugby  for?” 
“Well,  I don’t  know  exactly — nobody  ever 
told  me.  I suppose  because  all  boys  are  sent 
to  a public  school  in  England.” 


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“But  what  do  you  think  yourself?  What 
do  you  want  to  do  here,  and  to  carry  away  ?” 
Tom  thought  a minute.  “ I want  to  be  A 1 
at  cricket  and  football,  and  all  the  other  games, 
and  to  make  my  hands  keep  my  head  against 
any  fellow,  lout  or  gentleman.  I want  to  get 
into  the  sixth  before  I leave,  and  to  please  the 
Doctor;  and  I want  to  carry  away  just  as  much 
Latin  and  Greek  as  will  take  me  through  Ox- 
ford respectably.  There  now,  young  un,  I never 
thought  of  it  before,  but  that’s  pretty  much  about 
my  figure.  Ain’t  it  all  on  the  square  ? What 
have  you  got  to  say  to  that  ?” 

“Why,  that  you  are  pretty  sure  to  do  all  that 
you  want,  then.” 

“ Well,  I hope  so.  Hut  you’ve  forgot  one 
thing,  what  I want  to  leave  behind  me.  I want 
to  leave  behind  m&,”  said  Tom,  speaking  slow, 
and  looking  much  moved,  “ the  name  of  a fel- 
low who  never  bullied  a little  boy,  or  turned  his 
back  on  a big  one.” 

Arthur  pressed  his  hand,  and  after  a moment’s 
silence  went  on:  “You  say,  Tom,  you  want 
to  please  the  Doctor.  Now,  do  you  want  to 
please  him  by  what  he  thinks  you  do,  or  by  what 
you  really  do?” 

“By  what  I really  do,  of  course.” 

“Does  ho  think  you  use  cribs  and  vulgus- 
books  ?” 

Tom  felt  at  once  that  his  flank  was  turned, 
but  he  couldn’t  give  in.  “He  was  at  Winches- 
ter himself,”  said  he ; “he  knows  all  about  it.” 
“ Yes,  but  does  he  think  you  use  them  ? Do 
you  think  he  approves  of  it  ?” 

“You  young  villain !”  said  Tom,  shaking  his 
fist  at  Arthur,  half  vexed  and  half  pleased,  “I 
never  think  about  it.  Hang  it — there,  perhaps 
he  don’t.  Well,  I suppose  he  don’t.” 

Arthur  saw  that  he  had  got  his  point ; he 
knew  his  friend  well,  and  was  wise  in  silence  as 
in  speech.  He  only  said,  “I  would  sooner  have 
the  Doctor’s  good  opinion  of  me  as  1 really  am, 
than  any  man’s  in  the  world.” 

After  another  minute,  Tom  began  again : 
“Look  here,  young  un,  how  on  earth  am  I to 
get  time  to  play  the  matches  this  half,  if  I give 
up  cribs?  We’re  in  the  middle  of  that  long 
crabbed  chorus  in  the  Agamemnon  ; I can  only 
just  make  head  or  tail  of  it  with  the  crib.  Then 
there’s  Pericles’s  speech  coming  on  in  Thucyd- 
ides, and  ‘ the  Birds  ’ to  get  up  for  the  exami- 
nation, besides  the  Tacitus.”  Tom  groaned  at 
the  thought  of  his  accumulated  labors.  “I  say, 
young  un,  there’s  only  five  weeks  or  so  left  to 
holidays ; mayn’t  I go  on  as  usual  for  this  half? 
I'll  tell  the  Doctor  about  it  some  day,  or  you 
may.” 

Arthur  looked  out  of  the  window ; the  twilight 
had  come  on,  and  all  was  silent.  He  repeated 
in  a low  voice,  “ In  this  thing  the  Lord  pardon 
thy  servant,  that  when  my  master  goeth  into  the 
house  of  Rimmon,  to  worship  there,  and  he 
leaneth  on  my  hand,  and  I bow  down  myself  in 
the  house  of  Rimmon,  when  I bow  down  myself 
in  the  house  of  Rimmon,  the  Lord  pardon  thy 
servant  in  this  thing.” 


Not  a word  more  was  said  on  the  subject,  and 
the  boys  were  again  silent — one  of  those  blessed, 
short  silences  in  which  the  resolves  which  color 
a life  are  so  often  taken. 

Tom  was  the  first  to  break  it.  “ You’ve  been 
very  ill  indeed,  haven’t  you,  Geordie  ?”  said  he, 
with  a mixture  of  awe  and  curiosity,  feeling  as 
if  his  friend  had  been  in  some  strange  place  or 
scene,  of  which  he  could  form  no  idea,  and  full 
of  the  memory  of  his  own  thoughts  during  the 
last  week. 

“Yes,  very.  I’m  sure  the  Doctor  thought  I 
was  going  to  die.  He  gave  me  the  Sacrament 
last  Sunday,  and  you  can’t  think  what  he  is 
when  one  is  ill.  He  said  such  brave,  and  ten- 
der, and  gentle  things  to  me,  I felt  quite  light 
and  strong  after  it,  and  never  had  any  more  fear. 
My  mother  brought  our  old  medical  man,  who 
attended  me  when  I was  a poor  sickly  child  ; 
he  said  my  constitution  was  quite  changed,  and 
tliat  I’m  fit  for  any  thing  now.  If  it  hadn’t,  I 
couldn’t  have  stood  three  days  of  this  illness. 
That’s  all  thanks  to  you,  and  the  games  you’ve 
made  me  fond  of.” 

“More  thanks  to  old  Martin,”  said  Tom; 
“he’s  been  your  real  friend.” 

“Nonsense,  Tom  ; he  never  could  have  done 
for  me  what  you  have.” 

“Well,  I don’t  know;  I did  little  enough. 
Did  they  tell  you — ^j'ou  won’t  mind  hearing  it 
now,  I know — that  poor  Thompson  died  last 
week  ? The  other  three  boys  are  getting  quite 
round,  like  you.” 

“ Oh  yes,  I heard  of  it.” 

Then  Tom,  who  was  quite  full  of  it,  told 
Arthur  of  the  burial  service  in  the  chapel,  and 
how  it  had  impressed  him  and,  he  believed,  all 
the  other  boys.  ‘ ‘ And  though  the  Doctor  never 
said  a word  about  it,”  said  he,  “and  it  was  a 
half-holiday  and  match  day,  there  wasn’t  a 
game  played  in  the  close  all  the  afternoon,  and 
the  boys  all  went  about  as  if  it  were  Sunday.” 
“I’m  very  glad  of  it,”  said  Arthur.  “But, 
Tom,  I’ve  had  such  strange  thoughts  about 
death  lately.  I’ve  never  told  a soul  of  them, 
not  even  my  mother.  Sometimes  I think  they’re 
wrong,  but,  do  you  know,  I don’t  think  in  my 
heart  I could  be  sorry  at  the  death  of  any  of  my 
friends.” 

Tom  was  taken  quite  aback.  “ What  in  the 
world  is  the  young  un  after  now  ?”  thought  he  ; 
“I’ve  swallowed  a good  many  of  his  crotclicts, 
but  this  altogether  beats  me.  He  can’t  be  quite 
right  in  his  head.”  He  didn’t  want  to  say  a 
word,  and  shifted  about  uneasily  in  the  dark; 
however,  Arthur  seemed  to  be  waiting  for  an 
answer,  so  at  last  he  said,  “ I don’t  think  I 
quite  see  what  you  mean,  Geordie.  One’s  told 
so  often  to  think  about  death,  that  I’ve  tried  it 
on  sometimes,  especially  this  last  week.  But 
we  won’t  talk  of  it  now.  I’d  better  go — you’re 
getting  tired,  and  I shall  do  you  harm.” 

“No,  no,  indeed  I ain’t,  Tom  ; you  must  stop 
till  nine,  there’s  only  twenty  minutes.  I’ve  set- 
tled you  shall  stop  till  nine.  And  oh ! do  let 
me  talk  to  you — I must  talk  to  you.  I see  it’s 


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just  as  I feared.  You  thiuk  I’m  half  mad — 
don’t  you  now  ?” 

“Well,  I did  think  it  odd  what  you  said, 
Geordie,  as  you  ask  me.” 

Arthur  paused  a moment,  and  then  said 
quickly,  “ I’ll  tell  you  how  it  all  happened. 
At  first,  when  I was  sent  to  the  sick-room,  and 
found  I had  really  got  the  fever,  I was  terribly 
frightened.  I thought  I should  die,  and  I could 
not  face  it  for  a moment.  I don’t  think  it  was 
sheer  cowardice  at  first,  but  I thought  how  hard 
it  was  to  be  taken  away  from  my  mother  and 
sisters,  and  you  all,  just  as  I was  beginning  to 
see  my  way  to  many  things,  and  to  feel  that  I 
might  be  a man,  and  do  a man’s  work.  To  die 
without  having  fought,  and  worked,  and  given 
one’s  life  away,  was  too  hard  to  bear.  I got  ter- 
ribly impatient,  and  accused  God  of  injustice, 
and  strove  to  justify  myself ; and  the  harder  I 
strove  the  deeper  I sank.  Then  the  image  of 
my  dear  father  often  came  across  me,  but  I 
turned  from  it.  Whenever  it  came,  a heavy 
numbing  throb  seemed  to  take  hold  of  my  heart, 
and  say,  ‘ Dead— dead — dead.’  And  I cried  out, 
‘ The  living,  the  living  shall  praise  Thee,  O God ; 
the  dead  can  not  praise  Thee.  There  is  no  work 
in  the  grave : in  the  night  no  man  can  work. 
But  I can  work.  I can  do  great  things.  I will 
do  great  things.  Why  wilt  Thou  slay  me?’ 
And  so  I struggled  and  plunged,  deeper  and 
deeper,  and  went  down  into  a living  black  tomb. 
I was  alone  there,  with  no  power  to  stir  or  think ; 
alone  with  myself;  beyond  the  reach  of  all 
human  fellowship ; beyond  Christ’s  reach,  I 
thought,  in  my  nightmare.  You,  who  are  brave 
and  bright  . and  strong,  can  have  no  idea  of  that 
agony.  Pray  to  God  you  never  may.  Pray  as 
for  your  life.” 

Arthur  stopped  — from  exhaustion,  Tom 
thought ; but  what  between  his  fear  lest  Arthur 
should  hurt  himself,  his  awe,  and  longing  for 
him  to  go  on,  he  couldn’t  ask,  or  stir  to  help 
him. 

Presently  he  went  on,  but  quite  calm  and 
slow.  “ I don’t  know  how  long  I was  in  that 
state.  For  more  than  a day,  I know  ; for  I was 
quite  conscious,  and  lived  my  outer  life  all  the 
time,  and  took  my  medicines,  and  spoke  to  my 
mother,  and  heard  what  they  said.  But  I didn’t 
take  much  note  of  time ; I thought  time  was  over 
for  me,  and  that  that  tomb  was  what  was  be- 
yond. Well,  on  last  Sunday  morning,  as  I 
seemed  to  lie  in  that  tomb,  alone,  as  I thought, 
for  ever  and  ever,  the  black  dead  wall  was  cleft 
in  two,  and  I was  caught  up  and  borne  through 
into  the  light  by  some  great  power,  some  living 
mighty  spirit.  Tom,  do  you  remember  the  liv- 
ing creatures  and  the  wheels  in  Ezekiel  ? It 
was  just  like  that:  ‘When  they  went,  I heard 
the  noise  of  their  wings,  like  the  noise  of  great 
waters,  as  the  voice  of  the  Almighty,  the  voice 
of  speech,  as  the  noise  of  an  host ; when  they 
stood,  they  let  down  their  wings’ — ‘and  they 
went  every  one  straight  forward ; whither  the 
spirit  was  to  go  they  went,  and  they  turned  not 
when  they  went.’  And  we  rushed  through  the 


bright  air,  which  was  full  of  myriads  of  living 
cre.atures,  and  paused  on  the  brink  of  a great 
river.  And  the  power  held  me  up,  and  I knew 
that  that  great  river  was  the  grave,  and  death 
dwelt  there  ; but  not  the  death  I had  met  in  the 
black  tomb — that  I felt  was  gone  forever.  For  on 
the  other  bank  of  the  great  river  I saw  men  and 
women  and  children  rising  up  pure  and  bright, 
and  the  tears  were  wiped  from  their  eyes,  and 
they  put  on  glory  and  strength,  and  all  weari- 
ness and  pain  fell  away.  And  beyond  were  a 
multitude  which  no  man  could  number,  and 
they  worked  at  some  great  work  ; and  they  who 
rose  from  the  river  went  on  and  joined  in  the 
work.  They  all  worked,  and  each  worked  in  a 
different  way,  but  all  at  the  same  work.  And 
I saw  there  my  father,  and  the  men  in  the  old 
town  whom  I knew  when  I was  a child ; many 
a hard  stern  man,  who  never  came  to  church, 
and  whom  they  called  atheist  and  infidel.  There 
they  were,  sicle  by  side  with  my  father,  whom  I 
had  seen  toil  and  die  for  them,  and  women  and 
little  children,  and  the  seal  was  on  the  foreheads 
of  all.  And  I longed  to  see  what  the  work  was, 
and  could  not ; so  I tried  to  plunge  in  the  river, 
for  I thought  I would  join  them,  but  I could  not. 
Then  I looked  about  to  see  how  they  got  into 
the  river.  And  this  I could  not  see,  but  I saw 
myriads  on  this  side,  and  they  too  worked,  and 
I knew  that  it  was  the  same  work  ; and  the  same 
seal  was  on  their  foreheads.  And  though  I saw 
that  there  was  toil  and  anguish  in  the  work  of 
these,  and  that  most  that  were  Avorking  were 
blind  and  feeble,  yet  I longed  no  more  to  plunge 
into  the  riv'er,  but  more  and  more  to  know  Avhat 
the  work  was.  And  as  I looked  I saAv  my  moth- 
er and  my  sisters,  and  I saw  the  Doctor,  and 
you,  Tom,  and  hundreds  more  whom  I knew ; 
and  at  last  I saw  myself  too,  and  I was  toiling 
and  doing  eA'er  so  little  a piece  of  the  great  work. 
Then  it  all  melted  aAvay,  and  the  power  left  me, 
and  as  it  left  me  I thought  I heard  a voice  say, 
‘The vision  is  for  an  appointed  time;  though  it 
tarry,  wait  for  it,  for  in  the  end  it  shall  speak 
and  not  lie,  it  shall  surely  come,  it  shall  not 
tarry.’  It  was  early  morning  I know  then,  it 
was  so  quiet  and  cool,  and  my  mother  \A’as  fast 
asleep  in  the  chair  by  my  bedside ; but  it  AA-asn't 
only  a dream  of  mine.  I knoAV  it  Avasn't  a 
dream.  Then  I fell  into  a deep  sleep,  and  only 
Avoke  after  afternoon  chapel;  and  the  Doctor 
came  and  gave  me  the  Sacrament,  as  I told 
you.  I told  him  and  my  mother  I should  get 
well — I kneAV  I should ; but  I couldn’t  tell  them 
Avhy.  Tom,”  said  Arthur,  gently,  after  another 
minute,  “do  you  see  Avhy  I could  not  gricA'c 
now  to  see  my  dearest  friend  die  ? It  can’t  be — 
it  isn’t  all  fever  or  illness.  God  would  never 
have  let  me  see  it  so  clear  if  it  Avasn’t  true.  I 
don’t  understand  it  all  yet — it  will  take  me  my 
life  and  longer  to  do  that — to  find  out  what  the 
Avork  is.” 

When  Arthur  stopped,  there  Avas  a long 
pause.  Tom  could  not  speak ; he  was  almost 
afraid  to  breathe,  lest  he  should  break  the  train 
of  Arthur’s  thoughts.  He  longed  to  hear  more, 


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and  to  ask  questions.  In  another  minute  nine 
o’clock  struck,  and  a gentle  tap  at  the  door  call- 
ed them  both  back  into  the  world  again.  Tliey 
did  not  answer,  however,  for  a moment,  and  so 
the  door  opened  and  a lady  came  in,  carrying  a 
candle. 

She  went  straight  to  the  sofa,  and  took  hold 
of  Arthur’s  hand,  and  then  stooped  down  and 
kissed  him. 


said,  and  held  out  her  hand  to  Tom,  who  was 
now  standing  up  behind  the  sofa.  This  was 
Arthur’s  mother : tall  and  slight  and  fair,  with 
masses  of  golden  hair  drawn  back  from  the 
broad  white  forehead,  and  the  calm  blue  eye 
meeting  his  so  deep  and  open — the  eye  that  he 
knew  so  well,  for  it  was  his  friend’s  over  again, 
and  the  lovely  tender  mouth  that  trembled  while 
he  looked.  She  stood  there  a woman  of  thirty- 


TOAI  AM)  ARTHUR’S  MOTHER. 


“My  dearest  boy,  you  feel  a little  feverish 
again.  Why  didn’t  you  have  lights  ? You’ve 
talked  too  much,  and  excited  yourself  in  the 
dark.” 

“ Oh  no,  mother,  you  ean’t  think  how  well  I 
feel.  I shall  start  with  you  to-morrow  for  Dev- 
onshire. But,  mother,  here’s  my  friend,  here’s 
Tom  Brown — you  know  him  ?” 

“ Yes,  indeed,  I’ve  known  him  for  years,”  she 


eight,  old  enough  to  be  his  mother,  and  one 
whose  face  showed  the  lines  which  must  be 
written  on  the  faces  of  good  men’s  wives  and 
widows — but  he  thought  he  had  never  seen  any 
thing  so  beautiful.  He  couldn’t  help  wonder- 
ing if  Arthur’s  sisters  were  like  her. 

Tom  held  her  hand,  and  looked  on  straight 
in  her  face;  he  could  neither  let  it  go  nor 
speak. 


TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


117 


“Now,  Tom,”  said  Arthur,  laughing,  “where 
are  your  manners  ? You’ll  stare  my  mother  out 
of  countenance.”  Tom  dropped  the  little  hand 
with  a sigh.  “ There,  sit  down,  both  of  you. 
Here,  dearest  mother,  there’s  room  here and 
he  made  a place  on  the  sofa  for  her.  “ Tom, 
you  needn’t  go;  I’m  sure  you  won’t  be  called 
lip  at  first  lesson.”  Tom  felt  that  he  would 
risk  being  floored  at  every  lesson  for  the  rest  of 
his  natural  school-life  sooner  than  go ; so  sat 
down.  “And  now,”  said  Arthur,  “I  have 
realized  one  of  the  dearest  wishes  of  my  life — 
to  see  you  two  together.” 

And  then  he  led  away  the  talk  to  their  home 
in  Devonshire,  and  the  red  bright  earth,  and  the 
deep  green  combes,  and  the  peat  streams  like 
cairngorm  pebbles,  and  the  wild  moor  v/ith  its 
high  cloudy  Tors  for  a giant  background  to  the 
picture — till  Tom  got  jealous,  and  stood  up  for 
the  clear  chalk  streams,  and  the  emerald  water 
meadows  and  great  elms  and  willows  of  the  dear 
old  Royal  county,  as  he  gloried  to  call  it.  And 
the  mother  sat  on  quiet  and  loving,  rejoicing  in 
their  life.  The  quarter-to-ten  struck,  and  the 
bell  rang  for  bed,  before  they  had  well  begun 
their  talk,  as  it  seemed. 

Then  Tom  rose  with  a sigh  to  go. 

“Shall  I see  you  in  the  morning,  Geordie?” 
said  he,  as  he  shook  his  friend's  hand.  “ Nev- 
er mind,  though  ; you’ll  be  back  next  half,  and 
I shan’t  forget  the  house  of  Rimmon.” 

Arthur’s  mother  got  up  and  walked  with  him 
to  the  door,  and  there  gave  him  her  hand  again, 
and  again  his  eyes  met  that  deep  loving  look, 
which  was  like  a spell  upon  him.  Her  voice 
trembled  slightly  as  she  said,  “Good-night — 
you  are  one  who  knows  what  our  Father  has 
promised  to  the  friend  of  the  widow  and  the 
fatherless.  May  He  deal  with  you  as  you  have 
dealt  with  me  and  mine  !” 

Tom  was  quite  upset;  he  mumbled  some- 
thing about  owing  every  thing  good  in  him  to 
Geordie — looked  in  her  face  again,  pressed  her 
hand  to  his  lips,  and  rushed  down  stairs  to  his 
study,  where  he  sat  till  old  Thomas  came  kick- 
ing at  the  door,  to  tell  him  his  allowance  would 
be  stopped  if  he  didn’t  go  off"  to  bed.  (It  would 
have  been  stopped  anyhow,  but  that  he  was  a 
great  favorite  with  the  old  gentleman,  who  loved 
to  come  out  in  the  afternoons  into  the  close  to 
Tom’s  wicket,  and  bowl  slow  twisters  to  him, 
and  talk  of  the  glories  of  bygone  Surrey  heroes, 
with  whom  he  had  played  former  generations.) 
So  Tom  roused  himself,  and  took  up  his  candle 
to  go  to  bed ; and  then  for  the  first  time  was 
aware  of  a beautiful  new  fishing-rod,  with  old 
Eton’s  mark  on  it,  and  a splendidly  bound  Bi- 
ble, which  lay  on  his  table,  on  the  title-page  of 
which  was  written — “Tom  Brown,  from  his 
affectionate  and  grateful  friends,  Frances  Jane 
Arthur  ; George  Arthur.” 

I leave  you  all  to  guess  how  he  slept,  and 
what  he  dreamt  of. 


CH AFTER  VII. 

HARRY  east’s  DILEMMAS  AND  DELIVERANCES. 

“The  Holy  Supper  is  kept  im’.eed, 

In  whatso  we  share  with  another's  need — 

Not  that  wliicli  we  give,  but  what  we  share, 

For  tlie  gift  without  the  givtr  is  bare: 

Wlio  bestows  himself  with  hi->  alms  feeds  three, 
Himself,  his  hungering  ueighl)or,  and  Me."  • 
Lowell,  The  Vmu7i  oj  Sir  Laun/al^  p.  H. 

The  next  morning,  after  breakfast,  Tom, 
East,  and  Gower  met  as  nsutd  to  learn  their 
second  lesson  together.  Tom  had  been  con 
sidering  how  to  break  his  proposal  of  giving  u]i 
the  crib  to  the  others,  and  having  found  no  bet- 
ter way  (as  indeed  none  better  can  ever  be  found 
by  man  or  boy),  told  them  simply  what  had  liap- 
pened  ; how  he  had  been  to  see  Arthur,  who  had 
talked  to  him  upon  the  subject,  and  what  he  had 
said,  and  for  his  part  he  had  made  up  his  mind, 
and  wasn’t  going  to  use  cribs  any  more  : and 
not  being  quite  sure  of  his  ground,  took  the 
high  and  pathetic  tone,  and  was  proceeding  to 
say,  “how  that,  having  learnt  his  lessons  with 
them  for  so  many  years,  it  would  grieve  him 
much  to  put  an  end  to  the  arrangement,  and  he 
hoped  at  any  rate  that  if  they  wouldn’t  go  on 
with  him,  they  should  still  be  just  as  good 
friends,  and  respect  one  another’s  motives — 
but — ” 

Here  the  other  boys,  who  had  been  listening 
with  open  eyes  and  ears,  burst  in — 

“ Stuff  and  nonsense!”  cried  Gower.  “Here, 
East,  get  down  the  crib  and  find  the  place.” 

“ Oh,  Tommy,  Tommy !”  said  East,  proceed- 
ing to  do  as  he  was  bidden,  “ that  it  should 
ever  have  come  to  this.  I knew  Arthur'd  be 
the  ruin  of  you  some  day,  and  you  of  me.  And 
now  the  time’s  come  ” — and  he  made  a doleful 
face. 

“ I don’t  know  about  ruin,”  answered  Tom ; 
“I  know  that  you  and  I would  have  had  the 
sack  long  ago,  if  it  hadn’t  been  for  him.  And 
you  know  it  as  well  as  I.” 

“Well,  we  were  in  a baddish  way  before  he 
came,  I own ; but  this  new  crotchet  of  his  is 
past  a joke.” 

“Let’s  give  it  atrial,  Harry;  come — you 
know  how  often  he  has  been  right  and  we 
wrong.” 

“Now,  don’t  you  two  be  jawing  away  about 
young  Square-toes,”  struck  in  Gower.  “He’s 
no  end  of  a sucking  wiseacre,  I dare  say,  but 
we’ve  no  time  to  lose,  and  I’ve  got  the  fives’- 
court  at  half-past  nine.” 

“I  say,  Gower,”  said  Tom,  appealingly,  “be 
a good  fellow,  and  let’s  try  if  we  can’t  get  on 
without  the  crib.” 

“What!  in  this  chorus?  Why,  we  shan’t 
get  through  ten  lines.” 

“I  say,  Tom,”  cried  East,  having  hit  on  a 
new  idea,  “don’t  you  remember,  when  we  were 
in  the  upper  fourth,  and  old  Momus  caught  me 
construing  off  the  leaf  of  a crib  which  I’d  torn 
out  and  put  in  my  book,  and  which  would  float 
out  on  to  the  floor ; he  sent  me  up  to  be  flogged 
for  it?” 

“ Yes,  T remember  it  very  well.” 


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“ Well,  the  Doctor,  after  he’d  flogged  me,  j 
told  me  himself  that  he  didn’t  flog  me  for  using 
f.i  translation,  but  for  taking  it  into  lesson,  and 
using  it  there  when  I hadn’t  learnt  a word  be- 
fore I came  in.  He  said  there  was  no  harm  in 
using  a translation  to  get  a clue  to  hard  pas- 
sages, if  you  tried  all  you  could  first  to  make 
them  out  w'ithout.” 

“Did  he,  though ?”  said  Tom,  “ then  Arthur 
must  be  wrong.” 

“Of  course  he  is,”  said  Gower,  “the  little 
prig!  We’ll  only  use  the  crib  when  we  can’t 
construe  without  it.  Go  ahead,  East.” 

And  on  this  agreement  they  started : Tom 
satisfied  with  having  made  his  confession,  and 
not  sorry  to  have  a locus  jxEnitentice,  and  not  to 
be  deprived  altogether  of  the  use  of  his  old  and 
faithful  friend. 

The  boys  went  on  as  usual,  each  taking  a 
sentence  in  turn,  and  the  crib  being  handed  to 
the  one  whose  turn  it  was  to  construe.  Of 
course  Tom  couldn’t  object  to  this,  as  was  it 
not  simply  lying  there  to  be  appealed  to  in  case 
the  sentence  should  prove  too  hard  altogether 
for  the  construer?  But  it  must  be  owned  that 
Gow'er  and  East  did  not  make  very  tremendous 
exertions  to  conquer  their  sentences  before  hav- 
ing i-ecourse  to  its  help.  Tom,  how'ever,  with 
the  most  heroic  virtue  and  gallantry  rushed  into 
his  sentence,  searching  in  a high-minded  man- 
ner for  nominative  and  verb,  and  turning  over 
his  dictionary  frantically  for  the  first  hard  w'ord 
that  stopped  him.  But  in  the  mean  time  Gow- 
er, who  was  bent  on  getting  to  fives,  would  peep 
quietly  into  the  crib,  and  then  suggest,  “Don’t 
you  think  this  is  the  meaning?”  “I  think  you 
must  take  it  this  way,  Brown;”  and  as  Tom 
didn’t  see  his  way  to  not  profiting  by  these  sug- 
gestions, the  lesson  went  on  about  as  quickly  as 
usual,  and  Gower  was  able  to  start  for  the  fives’- 
court  within  five  minutes  of  the  half-hour. 

When  Tom  and  East  were  left  face  to  face, 
they  looked  at  one  another  for  a minute,  Tom 
puzzled,  and  East  chock-full  of  fun,  and  then 
burst  into  a roar  of  laughter. 

“Well,  Tom,”  said  East,  recovering  himself, 
“ I don’t  see  any  objection  to  the  new  way.  It’s 
about  as  good  as  the  old  one,  I think;  besides 
the  advantage  it  gives  one  of  feeling  virtuous, 
and  looking  down  on  one’s  neighbors.” 

Tom  shoved  his  hand  into  his  back  hair.  “I 
ain’t  so  sure,”  said  he  ; “you  two  fellows  carried 
me  off  my  legs ; I don’t  think  we  really  tried 
one  sentence  fairly.  Are  you  sure  you  remem- 
ber what  the  Doctor  said  to  you  ?” 

“Yes.  And  I’ll  swear  I couldn’t  make  out 
one  of  my  sentences  to-day.  No,  nor  ever 
could.  I really  don’t  remember,”  said  East, 
speaking  slowly  and  impressively,  “to  have 
come  across  one  Latin  or  Greek  sentence  this 
half,  that  I n uld  go  and  construe  by  the  light 
of  nature.  Whereby  I am  sure  Providence  in- 
tended cribs  to  be  used.” 

“The  thing  to  find  out, ’’said  Tom  medita- 
tively, “ is  how  long  one  ought  to  grind  at  a 
sentence  without  looking  at  the  crib.  Now  I 


think  if  one  fairly  looks  out  all  the  words  one 
don’t  know,  and  then  can’t  hit  it,  that’s  enough.” 

“To  be  sure.  Tommy,”  said  East  demurely, 
but  with  a merry  twinkle  in  his  eye.  “Your 
new  doctrine,  too,  old  fellow,” added  he,  “when 
one  comes  to  think  of  it,  is  a cutting  at  the  root 
of  all  school  morality.  You’ll  take  away  mutual 
help,  brotherly  love,  or,  in  the  vulgar  tongue, 
giving  construes,  which  I hold  to  be  one  of  our 
highest  virtues.  For  how  can  you  distinguish 
between  getting  a construe  from  another  boy, 
and  using  a crib  ? Hang  it,  Tom,  if  you’re  going 
to  deprive  all  our  schoolfellows  of  the  chance 
of  exercising  Christian  benevolence  and  being 
good  Samaritans,  I shall  cut  the  concern.” 

“I  wish  you  wouldn’t  joke  about  it,  Harry; 
it’s  hard  enough  to  see  one’s  way,  a precious 
sight  harder  than  I thought  last  night.  But  I 
suppose  there’s  a use  and  an  abuse  of  both,  and 
one’ll  get  straight  enough  somehow'.  But  you 
can’t  make  out  anyhow  that  one  has  a right  to 
use  old  vulgus-books  and  copy-books.” 

“ Hullo,  more  heresy ! how  fast  a fellow  goes 
down  hill  when  he  once  gets  his  head  before  his 
legs ! Listen  to  me,  Tom.  Not  use  old  vulgus- 
books  ? — why,  you  Goth ! ain’t  we  to  take  the 
benefit  of  the  wisdom,  and  admire  and  use  the 
work  of  past  generations  ? Not  use  old  copy- 
books! Why,  you  might  as  well  say  w'e  ought 
to  pull  down  Westminster  Abbey,  and  put  up  a 
go-to-meeting-shop  with  churchwarden  windows ; 
or  never  read  Shakspeare,  but  only  Sheridan 
Knowles.  Think  of  all  the  work  and  labor  that 
our  predecessors  have  bestow'ed  on  these  very 
books,  and  are  we  to  make  their  work  of  no 
value  ?” 

“I  say,  Harry,  please  don’t  chaff;  I’m  really 
serious.” 

“And  then,  is  it  not  our  duty  to  consult  the 
pleasure  of  others  rather  than  our  own,  and, 
above  all,  that  of  our  masters  ? Fancy  then  the 
difference  to  them  in  looking  over  a vulgus 
which  has  been  carefully  touched  and  retouched 
by  themselves  and  others,  and  which  must  bring 
them  a sort  of  dreamy  pleasure,  as  if  they’d  met 
the  thought  or  expression  of  it  somewhere  or 
another — before  they  were  born,  perhaps ; and 
that  of  cutting  up,  and  making  picture-frames 
round  all  your  and  my  false  quantities,  and  other 
monstrosities.  Why,  Tom,  you  wouldn’t  be  so 
cruel  as  never  to  let  old  Mom  us  hum  over  the 
‘ O genus  humanum  ’ again,  and  then  look  up 
doubtingly  through  his  spectacles,  and  end  by 
smiling  and  giving  three  extra  marks  for  it : just 
for  old  sake’s  sake,  I suppose.” 

“ Well,”  said  Tom,  getting  up  in  something 
as  like  a huff  as  he  was  capable  of,  “it’s  deuced 
hard  that  when  a fellow’s  really  trying  to  do 
what  he  ought,  his  best  friends  ’ll  do  nothing 
but  chaff  him  and  try  to  put  him  down.”  And 
he  stuck  his  books  under  his  arm,  and  his  hat 
on  his  head,  preparatory  to  rushing  out  into  the 
quadrangle,  to  testify  with  his  own  soul  of  the 
faithlessness  of  friendships. 

“Now  don’t  be  an  ass,  Tom,”  said  East,  catch- 
ing hold  of  him,  “you  know'  me  well  enough  by 


TOM  BROWN'S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


119 


t\iis  time ; my  bark’s  worse  than  my  bite.  You 
can’t  expect  to  ride  your  new  crotchet  without 
any  body’s  trying  to  stick  a nettle  under  his  tail, 
and  make  him  kick  you  off : especially  as  we 
shall  all  have  to  go  on  foot  still.  But  now  sit 
down  and  let’s  go  over  it  again.  I'll  be  as  se- 
rious as  a judge.” 

Then  Tom  sat  himself  down  on  the  table,  and 
waxed  eloquent  about  all  the  righteousnesses  and 
advantages  of  the  new  plan,  as  was  his  wont 
whenever  he  took  up  any  thing ; going  into  it  as 
if  his  life --depended  upon  it,  and  sparing  no 
abuse  which  he  could  think  of,  of  the  opposite 
method,  which  he  denounced  as  ungentleman- 
ly,  cowardly,  mean,  lying,  and  no  one  knows 
what  besides.  “Very  cool  of  Tom,”  as  East 
thought,  but  didn’t  say,  “ seeing  as  how  he  only 
came  out  of  Egypt  himself  last  night  at  bed- 
time.” 

“Well,  Tom,”  said  he  at  last,  “you  see,  when 
you  and  I came  to  school  there  were  none  of 
these  sort  of  notions.  You  may  be  right — I dare 
say  you  are.  Only  what  one  has  always  felt 
about  the  masters  is,  that  it’s  a fair  trial  of  skill 
and  last  between  us  and  them — like  a match  at 
football,  or  a battle.  We’re  natural  enemies  in 
school,  that’s  the  fact.  We’ve  got  to  learn  so 
much  Latin  and  Greek  and  do  so  many  verses, 
and  they’ve  got  to  see  that  we  do  it.  If  we  can 
slip  the  collar,  and  do  so  much  less  without  get- 
ting caught,  that’s  one  to  us.  If  they  can  get 
moi'e  out  of  us,  or  catch  us  shii-king,  that’s  one 
to  them.  All’s  fair  in  war,  but  lying.  If  I run 
my  luck  against  theirs,  and  go  into  school  with- 
out looking  at  my  lessons,  and  don’t  get  called  up, 
why  am  I a snob  or  a sneak  ? I don’t  tell  the 
master  I’ve  learnt  it.  He’s  got  to  find  out 
whether  I have  or  not;  what’s  he  paid  for ? If 
he  calls  me  up,  and  I get  floored,  he  makes  me 
write  it  out  in  Greek  and  English.  Very  good ; 
he’s  caught  me,  and  I don’t  grumble.  I grant 
you,  if  I go  and  snivel  to  him,  and  tell  him  I’ve 
really  tried  to  learn  it,  but  found  it  so  hard  with- 
out a translation,  or  say  I’ve  had  a toothache  or 
any  humbug  of  that  kind.  I’m  a snob.  That’s 
my  school  morality ; it’s  served  me,  and  you  too, 
Tom,  for  the  matter  of  that,  these  five  years. 
And  it’s  all  clear  and  fair,  no  mistake  about  it. 
We  understand  it,  and  they  understand  it,  and 
I don’t  know  what  we’re  to  come  to  with  any 
other.” 

Tom  looked  at  him  pleased,  and  a little  puz- 
zled. He  had  never  heard  East  speak  his  mind 
seriously  before,  and  couldn’t  help  feeling  how 
completely  he  had  hit  his  own  theory  and  prac- 
tice up  to  that  time. 

“ Thank  you,  old  fello-vv',”  said  he.  “ You’re 
a good  old  brick,  to  be  serious  and  not  put  out 
with  me.  I said  more  than  I meant,  I dare 
say,  only  you  see  I know  I’m  right : whatever 
you  and  Gower  and  the  rest  do,  I shall  hold 
on^ — I must.  And  as  it’s  all  new  and  an  uphill 
game,  you  see,  one  must  hit  hard  and  hold  on 
tight  at  first.” 

“Very  good,”  said  East;  “hold  on  and  hit 
away,  only  don’t  hit  under  the  line.” 


“But  I must  bring  you  over,  Harry,  or  I 
shan’t  be  comfortable.  Now,  I’ll  allow  all  you’ve 
said.  We’ve  always  been  honorable  enemies 
with  the  masters.  We  found  a state  of  war  when 
we  came,  and  went  into  it  of  course.  Only  don’t 
you  think  things  arc  altered  a good  deal?  I 
don’t  feel  as  I used  to  the  masters.  They  seem 
to  me  to  treat  one  quite  differently.” 

“Yes,  perhaps  they  do,”  said  East;  “ there's 
a new  set,  you  see,  mostly,  who  don’t  feel  sure 
of  themselves  yet.  They  don’t  want  to  fight  till 
they  know  the  ground.” 

“I  don’t  think  it’s  only  that,”  said  Tom. 
“And  then  the  Doctor,  he  does  treat  one  so 
openly,  and  like  a gentleman,  and  as  if  one  was 
working  with  him.” 

“Well,  so  he  does,”  said  East ; “ he’s  a splen- 
did fellow,  and  when  I get  into  the  sixth  I shall 
act  accordingly.  Only  you  know  he  has  noth- 
ing to  do  with  our  lessons  now,  except  examin- 
ing us.  I say,  though,”  looking  at  liis  watch, 
“ it’s  just  the  quarter.  Come  along.” 

As  they  walked  out  they  got  a message,  to 
say  “that  Arthur  was  just  starting  and  would 
like  to  say  good-bye ;”  so  they  went  down  to  the 
private  entrance  of  the  School-house,  and  found 
an  open  carriage,  with  Arthur  propped  up  with 
pillows  in  it,  looking  already  better,  Tom 
thought. 

They  jumped  up  on  to  the  steps  to  shake  hands 
with  him,  and  Tom  mumbled  thanks  for  the 
presents  he  had  found  in  his  study,  and  looked 
round  anxiously  for  Arthur’s  mother. 

East,  who  had  fallen  back  into  his  usual  hu- 
mor, looked  quaintly  at  Arthur,  and  said — 

“ So  you’ve  been  at  it  again,  through  that 
hot-headed  convert  of  yours  there.  He’s  been 
making  our  lives  a burden  to  us  all  the  morning 
about  using  cribs.  I shall  get  floored  to  a cer- 
tainty at  second  lesson,  if  I’m  called  up.” 
Arthur  blushed  and  looked  down.  Tom  struck 
in — 

“ Oh,  it’s  all  right.  He’s  converted  already ; 
he  always  comes  through  the  mud  after  us, 
grumbling  and  spluttering.” 

The  clock  struck,  and  they  had  to  go  off  to 
school,  wishing  Arthur  a pleasant  holiday ; Tom 
lingering  behind  a moment  to  send  his  thanks 
and  love  to  Arthur’s  mother. 

Tom  renewed  the  discussion  after  second  les- 
son, and  succeeded  so  far  as  to  get  East  to 
promise  to  give  the  new  plan  a fair  trial. 

Encouraged  by  his  success,  in  the  evening, 
when  they  were  sitting  alone  in  the  large  study, 
where  East  lived  now  almost,  “vice  Arthur  on 
leave,”  after  examining  the  new  fishing-rod, 
which  both  pronounced  to  be  the  genuine  arti- 
cle (“play  enough  to  throw  a midge  tied  on  a 
single  hair  against  the  wind,  and  strength  enough 
to  hold  a grampus  ”),  they  naturally  began  talk- 
ing about  Arthur.  Tom, who  was  still  bubbling 
over  with  last  night’s  scene  and  all  the  thoughts 
of  the  last  week,  and  wanting  to  clinch  and  fix 
the  whole  in  his  own  mind,  which  he  could  never 
do  without  first  going  through  the  process  of 
belaboring  somebody  else  with  it  all,  suddenly 


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rushed  into  the  subject  of  Arthur’s  illness,  and 
what  he  had  said  about  death. 

East  had  given  him  the  desired  opening ; after 
a serio-comic  grumble,  “that  life  wasn’t  worth 
having  now  they  were  tied  to  a young  beggar 
who  was  always  ‘ raising  his  standard ;’  and  that 
he,  East,  was  like  a prophet’s  donkey,  who  was 
obliged  to  struggle  on  after  the  donkey-man  who 
went  after  the  prophet ; that  he  had  none  of  the 
pleasure  of  starting  the  new  crotchets,  and  didn’t 
half  understand  them,  but  had  to  take  the  kicks 
and  carry  the  luggage  as  if  he  had  all  the  fun  ” — 
he  threw  his  legs  up  on  to  the  sofa,  and  put  his 
hands  behind  his  head,  and  said — 

“Well,  after  all,  he’s  the  most  wonderful 
little  fellow  I ever  came  across.  There  ain’t 
such  a meek,  humble  boy  in  the  school.  Hanged 
if  I don’t  think  now  really,  Tom,  that  he  believes 
himself  a much  worse  fellow  than  you  or  I,  and 
that  he  don’t  think  he  has  more  influence  in  the 
house  than  Dot  Bowles,  who  came  last  quarter, 
and  isn’t  ten  yet.  But  he  turns  you  and  me 
round  his  little  finger,  old  boy — there’s  no  mis- 
take about  that.”  And  East  nodded  at  Tom 
sagaciously. 

“Now  or  never !”  thought  Tom  ; so  shutting 
his  eyes  and  hardening  his  heart,  he  went 
straight  at  it,  repeating  all  that  Arthur  had  said, 
as  near  as  he  could  remember  it,  in  the  very 
words,  and  all  he  had  himself  thought.  The 
life  seemed  to  ooze  out  of  it  as  he  went  on,  and 
several  times  he  felt  inclined  to  stop,  ’give  it  all 
up,  and  change  the  subject.  But  somehow  he 
was  borne  on,  he  had  a necessity  upon  him  to 
speak  it  all  out,  and  did  so.  At  the  end  he 
looked  at  East  with  some  anxiety,  and  was  de- 
lighted to  see  that  that  young  gentleman  was 
thoughtful  and  attentive.  The  fact  is,  that  in 
tlie  stage  of  his  inner  life  at  which  Tom  had 
lately  arrived,  his  intimacy  with  and  friendship 
for  East  could  not  have  lasted  if  he  had  not  made 
him  aware  of,  and  a sharer  in,  the  thoughts  that 
were  beginning  to  exercise  him.  Nor  indeed 
could  the  friendship  have  lasted  if  East  had 
showm  no  sympathy  with  these  thoughts  ; so  that 
it  was  a great  relief  to  have  unbosomed  himself, 
and  to  have  found  that  his  friend  could  listen. 

Tom  had  always  had  a sort  of  instinct  that 
East’s  levity  was  only  skin-deep ; and  this  in- 
stinct was  a true  one.  East  had  no  want  of 
reverence  for  any  thing  he  felt  to  be  real,  but 
his  was  one  of  those  natures  that  burst  into 
what  is  generally  called  recklessness  and  impi- 
ety the  moment  they  feel  that  any  thing  is  be- 
ing poured  upon  them  for  their  good,  which 
does  not  come  home  to  their  inborn  sense  of 
right,  or  which  appeals  to  any  thing  like  self- 
interest  in  them.  Daring  and  honest  by  nature, 
and  outspoken  to  an  extent  which  alarmed  all 
respectabilities,  with  a constant  fund  of  animal 
health  and  spirits  which  he  did  not  feel  bound 
to  curb  in  any  way,  he  had  gained  for  himself 
with  the  steady  part  of  the  School  (including  as 
well  those  who  wished  to  appear  steady  as  those 
who  really  were  so)  the  character  of  a boy  with 
wliom  it  would  be  dangerous  to  be  intimate: 


while  his  own  hatred  of  every  thing  cruel,  or 
underhand,  or  false,  and  his  hearty  respect  for 
what  he  could  see  to  be  good  and  true,  kept  off 
the  rest. 

Tom,  besides  being  very  like  East  in  many 
points  of  character,  had  largely  developed  in  his 
composition  the  capacity  for  taking  the  weakest 
side.  This  is  not  putting  it  strongly  enough; 
it  was  a necessity  with  him,  he  couldn’t  help  it 
any  more  than  he  could  eating  or  drinking. 
He  could  never  play  on  the  strongest  side  with 
any  heart  at  football  or  cricket,  and  was  sure 
to  make  friends  with  any  boy  who  was  unpopu- 
lar, or  down  on  his  luck. 

Now  though  East  was  not  what  is  generally 
called  unpopular,  Tom  felt  more  and  more  ev- 
ery day,  as  their  characters  developed,  that  he 
stood  alone,  and  did  not  make  friends  among 
their  contemporaries ; and  therefore  sought  him 
out.  Tom  was  himself  much  more  popular,  for 
his  power  of  detecting  humbug  was  much  less 
acute,  and  his  instincts  were  much  more  socia- 
ble. He  was  at  this  period  of  his  life,  too, 
largely  given  to  taking  people  for  what  they 
gave  themselves  out  to  be ; but  his  singleness 
of  heart,  fearlessness,  and  honesty  were  just 
what  East  appreciated,  and  thus  the  two  had 
been  drawn  into  great  intimacy. 

This  intimacy  had  been  interrupted  by  Tom’s 
guardianship  of  Arthur. 

East  had  often,  as  has  been  said,  joined  them 
in  reading  the  Bible  ; but  their  discussions  had 
almost  always  turned  upon  the  characters  of  the 
men  and  women  of  whom  they  read,  and  not 
become  personal  to  themselves.  In  fact,  the 
two  had  shrunk  from  personal  religious  discus- 
sion, not  knowing  hjw  it  might  end  ; and  fear- 
ful of  risking  a friendship  very  dear  to  both,  and 
which  they  felt  somehow,  without  quite  know- 
ing why,  would  never  be  the  same,  but  either 
tenfold  stronger  or  sapped  at  its  foundation, 
after  such  a communing  together. 

What  a bother  all  this  explaining  is  ! I wish 
we  could  get  on  without  it.  But  we  can’t. 
However,  you’ll  all  find,  if  you  haven’t  found  it 
out  already,  that  a time  comes  in  every  human 
friendship,  when  you  must  go  down  into  the 
depths  of  yourself,  and  lay  bare  wdiat  is  there  to 
your  friend,  and  wait  in  fear  for  his  answer.  A 
few  moments  may  do  it ; and  it  may  be  (most 
likely  will  be,  as  you  are  English  boys)  that  you 
will  never  do  it  but  once.  But  done  it  must  be, 
if  the  friendship  is  to  be  w'orth  the  name.  You 
must  find  what  is  there,  at  the  very  root  and 
bottom  of  one  another’s  hearts;  and  if  you  are 
at  one  there,  nothing  on  earth  can,  or  at  least 
ought,  to  sunder  }mu. 

East  had  remained  lying  down  until  Tom  fin- 
ished speaking,  as  if  fearing  to  interrupt  him  ; he 
now  sat  up  at  the  table,  and  leant  his  head  on 
one  hand,  taking  up  a pencil  with  the  other, 
and  working  little  holes  with  it  in  the  table- 
cover.  After  a bit  he  looked  up,  stopped  the 
pencil,  and  said,  “Thank  you  very  much, 
old  fellow ; there’s  no  other  boy  in  the  house 
would  have  done  it  for  me  but  you  or  Arthur. 


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I can  secvvell  enough,”  he  went  on  after  a pause, 
“all  the  best  big  fellows  look  on  me  with  sus- 
picion ; they  think  I’m  a devil-may-care,  reck- 
less young  scamp.  So  I am — eleven  hours  out 
of  twelve — but  not  the  twelfth.  Then  all  of 
our  contemporaries  worth  knowing  follow  suit, 
of  course  ; we’re  very  good  friends  at  games  and 
all  tliat,  but  not  a soul  of  them  but  you  and  Ar- 
thur ever  tried  to  break  through  the  crust,  and 
see  whether  there  was  any  thing  at  the  bottom 
of  me ; and  then  the  bad  ones  I won’t  stand, 
and  they  know  that.” 

“ Don’t  you  think  that’s  lialf  fancy,  Harry  ?” 
“ Not  a bit  of  it,”  said  East  bitterly,  pegging 
away  with  his  pencil.  “ I see  it  all  plain  enough. 
Bless  you,  you  think  every  body’s  as  straightfor- 
ward and  kind-hearted  as  you  are.” 

“ Well,  but  what’s  the  reason  of  it  ? There 
must  be  a reason.  You  can  play  all  the  games 
as  well  as  any  one,  and  sing  the  best  song,  and 
are  the  best  company  in  the  house.  You  fancy 
you’re  not  liked,  Harry.  It’s  all  fancy.” 

“ I only  wish  it  was,  Tom.  I know  I could 
bo  popular  enough  with  all  the  bad  ones,  but 
that  I won’t  have,  and  the  good  ones  won’t 
have  me.’’ 

“Why  not?”  persisted  Tom;  “you  don’t 
drink  or  swear,  or  get  out  at  night ; you  never 
bully,  or  cheat  at  lessons.  If  you  only  showed 
you  liked  it,  you’d  have  all  the  best  fellows  in 
the  house  running  after  you.” 

“ Not  I,  ” said  East.  Then  with  an  effort  he 
went  on,  “ I’ll  tell  you  what  it  is.  I never  stop 
the  Sacrament.  I can  see,  from  the  Doctor 
downward,  how  that  tells  against  me.” 

“Yes,  I’ve  seen  that,”  said  Tom,  “ and  I’ve 
been  very  sorry  for  it,  and  Arthur  and  I have 
talked  about  it,  I’ve  often  thought  of  speaking 
to  you,  but  it’s  so  hard  to  begin  on  such  sub- 
jects. I’m  very  glad  you’ve  opened  it.  Now, 
why  don’t  you  ?” 

“ I’ve  never  been  confirmed,”  said  East. 
“Not  been  confirmed!”  said  Tom  in  aston- 
ishment. “I  never  thought  of  that.  Why 
weren’t  you  confirmed  with  the  rest  of  us  near- 
ly three  years  ago?  I always  thought  you’d 
been  confirmed  at  home.” 

“ No,”  answered  East  sorrowfully ; “ you  see 
this  was  how  it  happened.  Last  Confirmation 
was  soon  after  Arthur  came,  and  you  were  so 
taken  up  with  him,  I hardly  saw  either  of  you. 
Well,  when  the  Doctor  sent  round  for  us  about 
it,  I was  living  mostly  Avith  Green’s  set — you 
know  the  sort.  They  all  Avent  in — I dai’e  say 
it  Avas  all  right,  and  they  got  good  by  it ; I don’t 
want  to  judge  them.  Only  all  I could  see  of 
their  reasons  drove  me  just  the  other  way. 
’Tavus  ‘ because  the  Doctor  liked  it ‘ no  boy  got 
on  who  didn’t  stay  the  Sacrament ;’  it  Avas  ‘ the 
correct  thing,’  in  fact,  like  having  a good  hat  to 
wear  on  Sundays.  I couldn’t  stand  it.  I didn’t 
feel  that  I wanted  to  lead  a diffei'ent  life,  I was 
very  well  content  as  I Avas,  and  I wasn’t  going  to 
sham  religious  to  curry  favor  with  the  Doctor, 
or  any  one  else.” 

East  stopping  speaking,  and  pegged  aAvay 


more  diligently  than  ever  Avith  his  pencil.  Tom 
Avas  ready  to  cry.  He  felt  half  sorry  at  first 
that  he  had  been  confirmed  himself.  He  seem- 
ed to  have  deserted  his  earliest  friend,  to  haA'e 
left  him  by  himself  at  his  Avorst  need  for  those 
long  years.  He  got  up  and  Avent  and  sat  by 
East,  and  put  his  arm  over  his  shoulder. 

“ Dear  old  boy,”  he  said,  “hoAV  careless  and 
selfish  I’ve  been  ! But  Avhy  didn’t  you  come  and 
talk  to  Arthur  and  me  ?’’ 

“ I Avish  to  heaA'en  I had,”  said  East,  “ but  I 
was  a fool.  It’s  too  late  talking  of  it  now.” 

“ Why  too  late  ? You  Avant  to  be  confirmed 
now,  don’t  you  ?” 

“I  think  so,”  said  East.  “ I’a'c  thought 
about  it  a good  deal : only  often  I fancy  I must 
be  changing,  because  I see  it’s  to  do  me  good 
here— just  what  stopped  me  last  time.  And 
then  I go  back  again.” 

“ I’ll  tell  you  now  hoAV  ’twas  Avith  me,”  said 
Tom  Avarmly.  “ If  it  hadn’t  been  for  Arthur, 
I should  have  done  just  as  you  did.  I hope  I 
should.  I honor  you  for  it.  But  then  he 
made  it  out  just  as  if  it  was  taking  the  Avcak 
side  before  all  the  Avorld — going  in  once  for  all 
against  every  thing  that’s  strong  and  rich  and 
proud  and  respectable,  a little  band  of  brothers 
against  the  whole  world.  And  the  Doctor  seem- 
ed to  say  so  too,  only  he  said  a great  deal  more.” 

“Ah!”  groaned  East,  “but  there  again, 
that’s  just  another  of  my  difficulties  Avhenever  I 
think  about  the  matter.  I don’t  AA’ant  to  be  one 
of  your  saints,  one  of  your  elect,  Avhatever  the 
right  phrase  is.  My  sympathies  are  all  the  oth- 
er Avay ; Avith  the  many,  the  poor  devils  Avho  run 
about  the  streets  and  don’t  go  to  church.  Don’t 
stare,  Tom  ; mind,  I’m  telling  you  all  that’s  in 
my  heart — as  far  as  I know  it — but  it’s  all  a mud- 
dle. You  must  be  gentle  Avith  me  if  you  Avant 
to  land  me.  Now  I’a'c  seen  a deal  of  this  sort 
of  religion  : I Avas  bred  up  in  it,  and  I can’t 
stand  it.  If  nineteen-tAventieths  of  the  Avorld 
are  to  be  left  to  uncovenanted  mercies,  and  that 
sort  of  thing,  Avhich  means  in  plain  English  to 
go  to  hell,  and  the  other  tAventieth  are  to  rejoice 
at  it  all,  Avhy — ” 

“Oh!  but,  Harry,  they  ain’t,  they  don’t,” 
broke  in  Tom,  really  shocked.  “ Oh,  hoAV  I 
wish  Arthur  hadn’t  gone!  I’m  such  a fool 
about  these  things.  But  it’s  all  you  AA^ant,  too. 
East ; it  is  indeed.  It'cuts  both  Avays  somehoAv — 
being  confirmed  and  taking  the  Sacrament.  It 
makes  you  feel  on  the  side  of  all  the  good  and 
all  the  bad  too,  of  eA^ery  body  in  the  Avorld. 
Only  there’s  some  great  dark  strong  power, 
which  is  crushing  you  and  every  body  else. 
That’s  Avhat  Christ  conquered,  and  Ave’A^e  got  to 
fight.  What  a fool  I am  ! I can’t  explain. 
If  Arthur  Avere  only  here!” 

“I  begin  to  get  a glimmering  of  Avhat  you 
mean,”  said  East. 

“I  say  noAV,”  said  Tom  eagerly,  “ do  you  re- 
member how  Ave  both  hated  Flashman  ?” 

“Of  course  I do,”  said  East;  “I  hate  him 
still.  What  then?” 

“Well,  Avhen  I came  to  take  the  Sacrament, 


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EAST  UEBTJEDENING  HIMSELF  TO  TOM. 


I had  a great  struggle  about  that.  I tided  to 
put  him  out  of  my  head ; and  when  I couldn’t 
do  that,  I tried  to  think  of  him  as  evil,  as  some- 
thing that  the  Lord  who  was  loving  me  hated, 
and  which  I might  hate  too.  But  it  w'ouldn’t 
do.  I broke  down : I believe  Christ  himself 
broke  me  down  ; and  wlien  the  Doctor  gave  me 
the  bread  and  wine,  and  leaned  over  me  pray- 
ing, I prayed  for  poor  Flashman,  as  if  it  had 
been  you  or  Arthur.” 

East  buried  his  face  in  his  hands  on  the  ta- 
ble. Tom  could  feel  the  table  tremble.  At 
last  he  looked  up,  “Thank  you  again,  Tom,” 
said  he  ; “you  don’t  know  what  you  may  have 
done  for  me  to-night.  I think  I see  now  how 
the  right  sort  of  sympathy  with  poor  devils  is 
got  at.” 

“And  you’ll  stop  the  Sacrament  next  time, 
won't  you  ?”  said  Tom. 

“Can  I,  before  I’m  confirmed?” 

“ Go  and  ask  the  Doctor.” 

“I  will.” 

That  very  night,  after  praj^ers.  East  followed 
tlio  Doctor  and  the  old  Verger  bearing  the  can- 
dle, up  stairs.  Tom  watched,  and  saw  the 
Doctor  turn  round  when  he  heard  footsteps  fol- 
lowing him  closer  than  usual,  and  say,  “Hah, 
East ! Do  you  want  to  speak  to  me,  my  man  ?” 


“ If  you  please,  sir and  the  private  door 
closed,  and  Tom  went  to  his  study  in  a state  of 
great  trouble  of  mind. 

It  was  almost  an  hour  before  East  came  back; 
then  he  rushed  in  breathless. 

“ Well,  it’s  all  right,”  he  shouted,  seizing  Tom 
by  the  hand.  “I  feel  as  if  a ton  weight  were 
off  my  mind.” 

“Hurrah!”  said  Tom.  “I  knew' it  would  be, 
but  tell  us  all  about  it.” 

“Well,  I just  told  him  all  about  it.  You 
can’t  think  how  kind  and  gentle  he  was — the 
great  grim  man,  whom  I’ve  feared  more  than 
any  body  on  earth.  When  I stuck,  he  lifted 
me,  just  as  if  I had  been  a little  child.  And 
he  seemed  to  know  all  I’d  felt,  and  to  have 
gone  through  it  all.  And  I burst  out  crying — 
more  than  I have  done  this  five  years,  and  he 
sat  down  by  me,  and  stroked  my  head ; and  I 
went  blundering  on,  and  told  him  all ; much 
worse  things  than  I’ve  told  you.  And  he 
wasn’t  shocked  a bit,  and  didn’t  snub  me,  or 
tell  me  I was  a fool,  and  it  was  all  nothing  but 
pride  or  wickedness,  though  I dare  say  it  was. 
And  he  didn’t  tell  me  not  to  follow  out  my 
thoughts,  and  he  didn’t  give  me  any  cut-and- 
dried  explanation.  But  when  I’d  done  he  just 
talked  a bit — I can  hardly  r'‘meml)er  what  he 


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said,  yet ; but  it  seemed  to  spread  round  me 
like  healing,  and  strength,  and  light';  and  to 
bear  me  up,  and  plant  me  on  a rock,  where  I 
could  hold  my  footing,  and  light  for  myself.  I 
don't  know  what  to  do,  I feel  so  happy.  And 
it’s  all  owing  to  you,  dear  old  boy ! ” and  he 
seized  Tom’s  hand  again. 

“And  you’re  to  come  to  the  Communion?” 
said  Tom. 

“Yes,  and  to  be  confirmed  in  the  holidays.” 

Tom’s  delight  was  as  great  as  his  friend’s. 
But  he  hadn’t  yet  had  out  all  his  own  talk,  and 
was  bent  on  improving  the  occasion  : so  he  pro- 
ceeded to  propound  Artliur’s  theory  about  not 
being  sorry  for  his  friends’  deaths,  which  he  had 
hitherto  kept  in  the  background,  and  by  which 
he  was  much  exercised : for  he  didn’t  feel  it 
honest  to  take  what  pleased  him  and  throw  over 
the  rest,  and  was  trying  vigorously  to  persuade 
himself  that  he  should  like  all  his  best  friends 
to  die  ofF-hand. 

But  East’s  powers  of  remaining  serious  were 
exhausted,  and  in  five  minutes  he  v/as  saying 
the  most  ridiculous  things  he  could  think  of, 
till  Tom  was  almost  getting  angry  again. 

Despite  of  himself,  however,  he  couldn’t  help 
laughing  and  giving  it  up,  when  East  appealed 
to  him  with  “Well,  Tom,  you  ain’t  going  to 
punch  my  head,  I hope,  because  I insist  upon 
being  sorry  when  you  got  to  earth?’’ 

And  so  their  talk  finished  for  that  time,  and 
they  tried  to  learn  first  lesson ; with  very  poor 
success,  as  appeared  next  morning,  when  they 
were  called  up  and  narrowly  escaped  being  floor- 
ed, which  ill-luck,  however,  did  not  sit  heavily 
on  either  of  their  souls. 


CHAPTER  Vni. 

TOM  BEOWn’s  last  MATCH. 

“ ileaven  grant  the  manlier  heart,  that  timely,  ere 

Youth  fly,  with  life’s  real  tempest  would  be  coping; 
The  fruit  of  dreamy  hoping 
Is,  waking,  blank  despair.” 

Clough,  Amlarvalia. 

The  curtain  now  rises  upon  the  last  act  of 
.•)ur  little  drama — for  hard-hearted  publishers 
warn  me  that  a single,  volume  must  of  necessity 
have  an  end.  Well,  well ! the  pleasantest  things 
must  come  to  an  end.  I little  thought  last  long 
vacation,  when  I began  these  pages  to  help  while 
away  some  spare  time  at  a watering-place,  how 
vividly  many  an  old  scene,  which  had  lain  hid 
away  for  years  in  some  dusty  old  corner  of  my 
brain,  would  come  back  again,  and  stand  before 
me  as  clear  and  bright  as  if  it  had  happened  yes- 
terday. The  book  has  been  a most  grateful 
task  to  me,  and  I only  hope  that  all  you,  my 
dear  young  friends  who  read  it  (friends  assured- 
ly you  must  be,  if  you  get  as  far  as  this),  will  be 
half  as  sorry  to  come  to  the  last  stage  as  I am. 

Not  but  what  there  has  been  a solemn  and  a 
sad  side  to  it.  As  the  old  scenes  became  liv- 
ing, and  the  actors  in  them  became  living  too. 


many  a grave  in  the  Crimea  and  distant  India, 
as  well  as  in  the  quiet  church-yards  of  our  dear 
old  country,  seemed  to  open  and  send  forth 
their  dead,  and  their  voices  and  looks  and  ways 
were  again  in  one’s  ears  and  eyes,  as  in  the  old 
School-days.  But  this  was  not  sad  ; how  should 
it  be,  if  we  believe  as  our  Lord  has  taught  us  ? 
How  should  it  be,  when  one  more  turn  of  the 
wheel,  and  we  shall  be  by  their  sides  again, 
learning  from  them  again,  perhaps,  as  we  did 
when  we  were  new  boys  ? 

Then  there  were  others  of  the  old  faces  so 
dear  to  us  once,  who  had  somehow  or  another 
just  gone  clean  out  of  sight — are  they  dead  or 
living  ? We  know  not,  but  the  thouglit  of  them 
brings  no  sadness  with  it.  Wherever  tliey  are, 
we  can  well  believe  they  are  doing  God’s  work 
and  getting  His  wages. 

But  are  there  not  some,  whom  we  still  see 
sometimes  in  the  streets,  whose  haunts  and 
homes  we  know,  whom  we  could  probably  find 
almost  any  day  in  the  week  if  we  were  set  to 
do  it,  yet  from  whom  we  are  really  farther  than 
we  are  from  the  dead,  and  from  those  w'ho  have 
gone  out  of  our  ken  ? Yes,  there  are  and  must 
be  such ; and  therein  lies  the  sadness  of  old 
school  memories.  Yet  of  these  our  old  com- 
rades, from  w'hom  more  than  time  and  space 
separate  us,  there  are  some  by  whose  sides  we 
can  feel  sure  that  we  shall  stand  again  when 
time  shall  be  no  more.  We  may  think  of  one 
another  now  as  dangerous  fanatics  or  narrow 
bigots,  with  whom  no  truce  is  possible,  from 
■whom  we  shall  only  sever  more  and  more  to  the 
end  of  our  lives,  whom  it  would  be  our  respect- 
ive duties  to  imprison  or  hang,  if  we  had  the 
power.  We  must  go  our  way,  and  they  theirs, 
as  long  as  flesh  and  spirit  hold  together;  but  let 
our  own  Rugby  poet  speak  words  of  healing  for 
this  trial : — 

“To  veer  liow  vain!  on,  onward  strain, 

Brave  barks ! in  light,  in  darkness  too  ; 

Through  winds  and  tides  one  compass  guides — 

To  that,  and  your  own  selves,  be  true. 

“ But,  O blithe  breeze ! and  O great  seas  I 
Though  ne’er  that  earliest  parting  past, 

On  your  wide  plain  they  join  again. 

Together  lead  them  home  at  last. 

“One  port,  methought,  alike  they  sought, 

One  purpose  hold  where’er  they  fare. 

O bounding  breeze!  O rushing  seas  ! 

At  last,  at  last,  unite  tliem  there  !”* 

This  is  not  mere  longing,  it  is  prophecy.  So 
over  these  two,  our  old  friends  who  are  friends 
no  more,  we  sorrow  not  as  men  without  hope. 
It  is  only  for  those  who  seem  to  us  to  have  lost 
compass  and  purpose,  and  to  be  driven  helpless- 
ly on  rocks  and  quicksands  ; whose  lives  are 
spent  in  the  service  of  the  world,  the  flesh,  and 
the  devil;  for  self  alone,  and  not  for  their  fel- 
low-men, their  country,  or  their  God,  that  we 
must  mourn  and  pray  without  sure  hope  and 
without  light;  trusting  only  that  He,  in  whose 
hands  they  as  well  as  we  are,  who  has  died  for 


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them  as  well  as  for  us,  who  sees  all  His  crea-  ' 
tures 

“ With  larger,  other  eyes  than  ours, 

To  make  allowance  for  us  all," 

will,  in  His  own  way  and  at  His  own  time,  lead 
them  also  home. 

* * 5l«  * * :i! 

Another  tw'o  years  have  passed,  and  it  is 
again  the  end  of  the  summer  half-year  at  Rug- 
by ; in  fact,  the  school  has  broken  up.  The 
fifth-form  examinations  were  over  last  week, 
and  upon  them  have  followed  the  Speeches,  and 
the  sixth-form  examinations  for  exhibitions; 
and  they,  too,  are  over  now.  The  boys  have 
gone  to  all  the  winds  of  heaven,  except  the  town 
boys  and  the  eleven,  and  the  few  enthusiasts 
besides  who  have  asked  leave  to  stay  in  their 
houses  to  see  the  result  of  the  cricket  matches. 
For  this  year  the  Wellesburn  return  match  and 
the  Marylebone  match  are  played  at  Rugby,  to 
the  great  delight  of  the  town  and  neighborhood, 
and  the  sorrow  of  those  aspiring  young  cricket- 
ers who  have  been  reckoning  for  the  last  three 
months  on  showing  off  at  Lords’s  ground. 

The  Doctor  started  for  the  Lakes  yesterday 
morning,  after  an  interview  with  the  Captain  of 
the  eleven,  in  the  presence  of  Thomas,  at  which 
he  arranged  in  what  School  the  cricket  dinners 
were  to  be,  and  all  other  matters  necessary  for 
the  satisfactory  carrying  out  of  the  festivities ; 
and  warned  them  as  to  keeping  all  spirituous 
liquors  out  of  the  close,  and  having  the  gates 
closed  by  nine  o’clock. 

The  Wellesburn  match  was  played  out  with 
great  success  yesterday,  the  School  winning  by 
three  wickets;  and  to-day  the  great  event  of 
the  cricketing  year,  the  Marylebone  match,  is 
being  played.  What  a match  it  has  been  I The 
London  eleven  came  down  by  an  afternoon  train 
yesterday,  in  time  to  see  the  end  of  the  Welles- 
burn match ; and  as  soon  as  it  was  over,  their 
leading  men  and  umpire  inspected  the  ground, 
criticising  it  rather  unmercifully.  The  Captain 
of  the  School  eleven,  and  one  or  two  others, 
wlio  had  played  the  Lords's  match  before,  and 
knew  old  Mr.  Aislabie  and  several  of  the  Lords’s  | 
men,  accompanied  them  : while  the  rest  of  the 
eleven  looked  on  from  under  the  Three  Trees 
with  admiring  eyes,  and  asked  one  another  the 
names  of  the  illustrious  strangers,  and  recount- 
ed how  many  runs  each  of  them  liad  made  in 
the  late  matches  in  Bell's  Life.  They  looked 
such  hard-bitten,  wiry,  whiskered  fellows,  that 
their  young  adversaries  felt  rather  desponding 
as  to  the  result  of  the  morrow’s  match.  The 
ground  was  at  last  chosen,  and  two  men  set  to 
work  upon  it  to  water  and  roll ; and  then,  there 
being  yet  some  half-hour  of  daylight,  some  one 
had  suggested  a dance  on  the  turf.  The  close 
was  half  full  of  citizens  and  their  families,  and 
the  idea  was  hailed  with  enthusiasm.  The 
cornopean-player  was  still  on  the  ground ; in 
five  minutes  the  eleven  and  half  a dozen  of  the 
Wellesburn  and  Marylebone  men  got  partners 
somehow  or  another,  and  a merry  country-dance 
was  going  on,  to  which  every  one  flocked,  and 


new  couples  joined  in  every  minute,  till  there 
were  a hundred  of  them  going  down  the  middle 
and  up  again — and  the  long  line  of  School-build- 
ings looked  gravely  down  on  them,  every  win- 
dow glowing  with  the  last  rays  of  the  western 
sun,  and  the  rooks  clanged  about  in  the  tops  of 
the  old  elms,  greatly  excited,  and  resolved  on 
having  their  country-dance  too,  and  the  great ' 
flag  flapped  lazily  in  the  gentle  western  breeze. 
Altogether  it  was  a sight  which  would  have 
made  glad  the  heart  of  our  brave  old  founder, 
Lawrence  Sheriff,  if  he  were  half  as  good  a fel- 
low as  I take  him  to  have  been.  It  was  a cheer- 
ful sight  to  see ; but  what  made  it  so  valuable 
in  the  sight  of  the  Captain  of  the  School  eleven 
Avas,  that  he  there  saw  his  young  hands  shaking 
off  their  shyness  and  awe  of  the  Lords’s  men,  as 
they  crossed  hands  and  capered  about  on  the 
grass  together  ; for  the  strangers  entered  into  it 
all,  and  threw  away  their  cigars,  and  danced  and 
shouted  like  boys ; while  old  Mr.  Aislabie  stood 
by  looking  on  in  his  white  hat,  leaning  on  a bat, 
in  benevolent  enjoyment.  “ This  hop  wull  be 
worth  thirty  runs  to  us  to-morrow,  and  will  be 
the  making  of  Eaggles  and  Johnson,”  thinks 
the  young  leader,  as  he  revolves  many  things  in 
his  mind,  standing  by  the  side  of  Mr.  Aislabie, 
whom  he  will  not  leave  for  a minute,  for  he 
feels  that  the  character  of  the  School  for  courte- 
sy is  resting  on  his  shoulders. 

But  when  a quarter  to  nine  struck,  and  he 
saw  old  Thomas  beginning  to  fidget  about  Avith 
the  keys  in  his  hand,  he  thought  of  the  Doctor’s 
parting  monition,  and  stopped  the  cornopean  at 
once,  notwithstanding  the  loud-voiced  remon- 
strances from  all  sides  ; and  the  croAvd  scattered 
away  from  the  close,  the  eleven  all  going  into 
the  School-house,  Avhere  supper  and  beds  Averc 
provided  for  them  by  the  Doctor’s  orders. 

Deep  had  been  the  consultations  at  supper  as 
to  the  order  of  going  in,  who  should  bowl  the 
first  oA'er,  Avhether  it  Avould  be  best  to  play 
steady  or  freely;  and  the  youngest  hands  de- 
clared that  they  shouldn’t  be  a bit  neiwous,  and 
praised  their  opponents  as  the  jolliest  felloAVs  in 
, the  Avorld,  except  perhaps  their  old  friends  the 
Wellesburn  men.  Hoav  far  a little  good-nature 
I from  their  elders  will  go  Avith  the  right  sort  of 
boys ! 

The  morning  had  daAvped  bright  and  Avarm, 
to  the  intense  relief  of  many  an  anxious  young- 
ster, up  betimes  to  mark  the  signs  of  the  Aveather. 
The  eleven  AA^ent  doAvn  in  a body  before  break- 
fast, for  a plunge  in  the  cold  bath  in  the  corner 
of  the  close.  The  ground  Avas  in  splendid  or- 
der, and  soon  after  ten  o’clock,  before  spectators 
had  arrived,  all  was  ready,  and  tAvo  of  the  Lords’s 
men  took  their  places  at  the  Avicket ; the  School, 
Avith  the  usual  liberality  of  young  hands,  haA'- 
ing  put  their  adversaries  in  first.  Old  Bailey 
stepped  up  to  the  Avicket,  and  called  play,  and 
the  match  has  begun. 

:)«  * ;l£  * * 

“Oh,  Avell  boAvled ! AA^ell  boAAded,  Johnson!” 
cries  the  captain,  catching  up  the  ball  and  send- 
ing it  high  above  the  rook-trees,  Avhile  the  third 


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Marylebone  man  walks  away  from  the  wicket, 
and  old  Bailey  gravely  sets  up  the  middle  stump 
again  and  puts  the  bails  on. 

“How  many  runs?”  Away  scamper  three 
boys  to  the  scoring-table,  and  are  back  again 
in  a minute  amongst  the  rest  of  the  eleven, 
who  are  collected  together  in  a knot  between 
wicket.  “ Only  eighteen  runs,  and  three  wick- 
ets down!”  “ Huzzah  for  old  Rugby!”  sings 
out  Jack  Ragglcs  the  long-stop,  toughest  and 
burliest  of  boys,  commonly  called  “ Swiper 
Jack ^and  forthwith  stands  on  his  head,  and 
brandishes  his  legs  in  the  air  in  triumph,  till 
the  next  boy  catches  hold  of  his  heels  and 
throws  him  over  on  to  his  back. 

“Steady  there,  don’t  be  such  an  ass.  Jack,” 
says  the  Captain;  “we  haven’t  got  the  best 
wicket  yet.  Ah,  look  out  now  at  cover-point,” 
adds  he,  as  he  sees  a long-armed,  bare-headed, 
slashing-looking  player  coming  to  the  wicket. 
“And,  Jack,  mind  your  hits;  he  steals  more 
runs  than  any  man  in  England.” 

And  they  all  find  that  they  have  got  their 
work  to  do  now ; the  new-comer’s  ofi-hitting  is 
tremendous,  and  his  running  like  a flash  of 
lightning.  He  is  never  in  his  ground,  except 
when  his  wicket  is  down.  Nothing  in  the  whole 
game  so  trying  to  boys ; he  has  stolen  three 
byes  in  the  first  ten  minutes,  and  Jack  Haggles 
is  furious,  and  begins  throwing  over  savagely  to 
the  further  wicket,  until  he  is  sternly  stopped  by 
the  Captain.  It  is  all  that  young  gentleman 
can  do  to  keep  his  team  steady,  but  he  knows 
that  every  thing  depends  on  it,  and  faces  his 
work  bravely.  The  score  creeps  up  to  fifty,  the 
boys  begin  to  look  blank,  and  the  spectators, 
who  are  now  mustering  strong,  are  very  silent. 
The  ball  flies  off  his  bat  to  all  parts  of  the  field, 
and  he  gives  no  rest  and  no  catches  to  any  one. 
But  cricket  is  full  of  glorious  chances,  and  the 
goddess  who  presides  over  it  loves  to  bring  down 
the  most  skillful  players.  Johnson  the  young 
bowler  is  getting  wild,  and  bowls  a ball  almost 
wide  to  the  off ; the  batter  steps  out  and  cuts  it 
beautifully  to  where  cover-point  is  standing  very 
deep,  in  fact  almost  off  the  ground.  The  ball 
comes  skimming  and  twisting  along  about  three 
feet  from  the  ground ; he  rushes  at  it,  and  it 
sticks  somehow  or  other  in  the  fingers  of  his  left 
hand,  to  the  utter  astonishment  of  himself  and 
the  whole  field. 

Such  a catch  hasn’t  been  made  in  the  close  for 
years,  and  the  cheering  is  maddening.  “Pretty 
cricket,”  says  the  Captain,  throwing  himself  on 
the  ground  by  the  deserted  wicket  with  a long 
breath  ; he  feels  that  a crisis  has  passed. 

I wish  I had  space  to  describe  the  match ; 
how  the  Captain  stumped  the  next  man  off  a 
leg-shooter,  and  bowled  small  cobs  to  old  Mr. 
Aislabie,  who  came  in  for  the  last  wicket.  How 
the  Lords’s  men  Avere  out  by  half-past  twelve 
o’clock  for  ninety-eight  runs.  How  the  Cap- 
tain of  the  School  eleven  went  in  first  to  give 
his  men  pluck,  and  scored  twenty-five  in  beau- 
tiful style ; how  Rugby  was  only  four  behind  in 
the  first  innings.  What  a glorious  dinner  they 


had  in  the  fourth-form  School,  and  how  the 
cover-point  hitter  sang  the  most  topping  comic 
songs,  and  old  Mr.  Aislabie  made  the  best 
speeches  thatcA'er  were  heard,  afterwards.  But 
I haven’t  space,  that’s  the  fact,  and  so  you  must 
fancy  it  all,  and  carry  yourselves  on  to  half-past 
seven  o’clock,  when  the  School  are  again  in,  Avith 
five  Avickets  down  and  only  thirty-two  runs  to 
make  to  win.  The  Marylebone  men  j)layed 
carelessly  in  their  second  innings,  but  they  are 
working  like  horses  now  to  saA'c  the  match. 

There  is  much  healthy,  hearty,  happy  life 
scattered  up  and  down  the  close  ; but  the  group 
to  which  I beg  to  call  your  especial  attention  is 
there,  on  the  slope  of  the  island,  Avhich  looks 
towards  the  cricket-ground.  It  consists  of  three 
figures;  two  are  seated  on  the  bench,  and  one 
on  the  ground  at  their  feet.  The  first,  a tall, 
slight,  and  rather  gaunt  man,  Avith  a bushy  eye- 
broAv,  and  a dry  humorous  smile,  is  evidently  a 
clergyman.  He  is  carelessly  dressed,  and  looks 
rather  used  up,  Avhich  isn’t  much  to  be  Avondered 
at,  seeing  that  he  has  just  finished  six  Avecks  of 
examination  Avork ; but  there  he  basks,  and 
spreads  himself  out  in  the  evening  sun,  bent 
on  enjoying  life,  though  he  doesn’t  quite  knoAV 
Avhat  to  do  Avith  his  arms  and  legs.  Surely  it 
is  our  friend  the  young  Master,  Avhom  Ave 
have  had  glimpses  of  before,  but  his  face  has 
gained  a gi'eat  deal  since  Ave  last  came  across 
him. 

And  by  his  side,  in  white  flannel  shirt  and 
troAvsers,  straAV  hat,  the  Captain’s  belt,  and  the 
untanned  yellow  cricket-shoes  Avhich  all  the  elev- 
en wear,  sits  a strapping  figure,  near  six  feet 
high,  with  ruddy  tanned  face  and  Avhiskers, 
curly  broAvn  hair,  and  a laughing  dancing  eye. 
He  is  leaning  forAvard  Avith  his  elboAvs  resting 
on  his  knees,  and  dandling  his  faA'orite  bat,  Avith 
Avhich  he  has  made  thirty  or  forty  runs  to-day, 
in  his  strong  broAvn  hands.  It  is  Tom  BroAvn, 
groAvn  into  a young  man  nineteen  years  old,  a 
praepostor  and  Captain  of  the  eleven,  spending 
his  last  day  as  a Rugby  boy,  and  let  us  hope  as 
much  Aviser  as  he  is  bigger,  since  we  last  had  the 
pleasure  of  coming  across  him. 

And  at  their  feet  on  the  Avarm  dry  ground, 
similarly  dressed,  sits  Arthur,  Tuii  ish  fashion, 
Avith  his  bat  across  his  knees.  He  too  is  no 
longer  a boy,  less  of  a boy  in  fact  than  Tom,  if 
one  may  judge  from  the  thoughtfulness  of  his 
face,  Avhich  is  somcAvhat  paler  too  than  one 
could  Avish ; but  his  figure,  though  slight,  is 
Avell  knit  and  active,  and  all  his  old  timidity  has 
disappeared,  and  is  replaced  by  silent  quaint  fun, 
Avith  Avhich  his  face  twinkles  all  over,  as  he  list- 
ens to  the  broken  talk  betAveen  the  other  tAvo, 
in  Avhich  he  joins  CA-ery  now  and  then. 

All  three  are  AA’atching  the  game  eagerly,  and 
joining  in  the  cheering  Avhich  folloAvs  every  good 
hit.  It  is  pleasing  to  see  the  easy  friendly  foot- 
ing which  the  pupils  are  on  Avith  their  master, 
perfectly  respectful,  yet  Avith  no  reserve  and 
nothing  forced  in  their  intercourse.  Tom  has 
clearly  abandoned  the  old  theory  of  “natural 
enemies”  in  this  case  at  any  rate. 


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But  it  is  time  to  listen  to  what  they  are  say- 
ing, and  see  what  we  can  gather  out  of  it. 

“I  don’t  object  to  your  theory,”  says  the 
master,  “and  I allow  you  have  made  a fair 
case  for  yourself.  But  now,  in  such  books  as 
Aristophanes,  for  instance,  you’ve  been  reading 
a play  this  half  with  the  Doctor,  haven’t  you?” 
“ Yes,  the  Knights,”  answered  Tom, 

“ Well,  I’m  sure  you  would  have  enjoyed  the 
wonderful  humor  of  it  twice  as  much  if  you  had 
taken  more  pains  with  your  scholarship.” 

“Well,  sir,  I don’t  believe  any  boy  in  the 
form  enjoyed  the  sets-to  between  Cleon  and  the 
Sausage-seller  more  than  I did — eh,  Arthur?” 
said  Tom,  giving  him  a stir  with  his  foot. 

“Yes,  I must  say  he  did,”  said  Arthur.  “ I 
think,  sir,  you’ve  hit  upon  the  wrong  book  there.” 
“Not  a bit  of  it,”  said  the  master.  “ Why, 
in  those  very  passages  of  arms,  how  can  you 
thoroughly  appreciate  them  unless  you  are  mas- 
ter of  the  weapons?  and  the  weapons  are  the 
language,  which  you.  Brown,  havo  never  half 


worked  at ; and  so,  as  I say,  you  must  have  lost 
all  the  delicate  shades  of  meaning  which  make 
the  best  part  of  the  fun.” 

“ Oh  ! well  played — bravo,  Johnson !”  shout- 
ed Arthur,  dropping  his  hat  and  clapping  furi- 
ously, and  Tom  joined  in  with  a “Bravo,  John- 
son!” which  might  have  been  heard  at  the 
chapel. 

“Eh!  what  was  it?  I didn’t  see,”  inquired 
the  master;  “they  only  got  one  run,  I thought?” 

“No,  but  such  a ball,  three-quarters  length 
and  coming  straight  for  his  leg-bail.  Nothing 
but  that  turn  of  the  wrist  could  have  saved  him, 
and  he  drew  it  away  to  leg  for  a safe  one. 
Bravo,  Johnson !” 

“How  well  they  are  bowling,  though, ’’said 
Arthur;  “they  don’t  mean  to  be  beat,  I can 
see.” 

“There  now,”  struck  in  the  master,  “you 
see  that’s  just  what  I have  been  preaching  this 
half-hour.  The  delicate  play  is  the  true  thing. 
I don’t  understand  cricket,  so  I don’t  enjoy 


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those  fine  draws  which  you  tell  me  are  the  best 
play,  though  when  you  or  Haggles  hit  a ball 
hard  away  for  six  I am  as  delighted  as  any  one. 
Don’t  you  see  the  analogy  ?” 

“Yes,  sir,”  answered  Tom,  looking  up  rogu- 
ishly, “I  see ; only  the  question  remains  wheth- 
er I should  have  got  most  good  by  understand- 
ing Greek  particles  or  cricket  thoroughly.  I’m 
such  a thick,  I never  should  have  had  time  for 
both.” 

“I  see  you  are  an  incorrigible,”  said  the 
master,  with  a chuckle;  “but  I refute  you  by 
an  example.  Arthur  there  has  taken  in  Greek 
and  cricket  too.” 

“Yes,  but  no  thanks  to  him;  Greek  came 
natural  to  him.  Why,  when  he  first  came  I 
remember  he  used  to  read  Herodotus  for  pleas- 
ure as  I did  Don  Quixote,  and  couldn’t  have 
made  a false  concord  if  he’d  tried  ever  so  hard 
— and  then  I looked  after  his  cricket.” 

“ Out ! Bailey  has  given  him  out — do  you 
see,  Tom?”  cries  Arthur.  “How  foolish  of 
them  to  run  so  hard.” 

“Well,  it  can’t  be  helped,  he  has  play'ed  very 
well.  Whose  turn  is  it  to  go  in  ?” 

“I  don’t  know;  they’ve  got  your  list  in  the 
tent.” 

“ Let’s  go  and  see,”  said  Tom,  rising ; but  at 
this  moment  Jack  Eaggles  and  two  or  three 
more  came  running  to  the  island  moat, 

“ Oh,  Brown,  mayn’t  I go  in  next  ?”  shouts 
the  Swiper. 

“Whose  name  is  next  on  the  list?”  says 
the  Captain. 

“Winter’s,  and  then  Arthur’s,”  answers  the 
boy  who  carries  it ; “but  there  are  only  twenty- 
six  runs  to  get,  and  no  time  to  lose.  I heard 
Mr.  Aislabie  say  that  the  stumps  must  be  drawn 
at  a quarter  past  eight  exactly.” 

“Oh,  do  let  the  Swiper  go  in,”  chorus  the 
boys;  so  Tom  yields  against  his  better  judg- 
ment. 

“I  dare  say  now  I’ve  lost  the  match  by  this 
nonsense,”  he  says,  as  he  sits  down  again; 
“ they’ll  be  sure  to  get  Jack’s  wicket  in  three 
or  four  minutes;  however,  you’ll  have  the 
chance,  sir,  of  seeing  a hard  hit  or  two,”  adds 
he,  smiling,  and  turning  to  the  master. 

“ Come,  none  of  your  irony.  Brown, ’’answers 
the  master.  “I’m  beginning  to  understand 
the  game  scientifically.  What  a noble  game 
it  is,  too !” 

“ Isn’t  it?  But  it’s  more  than  a game.  It’s 
an  institution,”  said  Tom. 

“Yes,”  said  Arthur,  “ the  birthright  of  Brit- 
ish boys  old  and  young,  as  habeas  corj)us  and 
trial  by  jury  are  of  British  men.” 

“The  discipline  and  reliance  on  one  another 
which  it  teaches  is  so  valuable,  I think,”  went 
on  the  master,  “it  ought  to  be  such  an  unself- 
ish game.  It  merges  the  individual  in  the 
eleven ; he  doesn’t  play  that  he  may  win,  but 
that  his  side  may.” 

“That’s  very  true,”  said  Tom,  “and  that’s 
why  football  and  cricket,  now  one  comes  to 
think  of  it,  are  much  better  games  than  fives  or 


hare-and-hounds,  or  any  others  where  the  object 
is  to  come  in  first  or  to  win  for  one’s  self,  and 
not  that  one’s  side  may  Avin.” 

“And  then  the  Captain  of  the  eleven  !”  said 
the  master,  “ what  a post  is  his  in  our  School- 
world!  almost  as  hard  as  the  Doctor’s;  requir- 
ing skill  and  gentleness  and  firmness,  and  I 
know  not  wliat  other  rare  qualities.” 

“Which  don’t  he  may  wish  he  may  get?” 
said  Tom,  laughing;  “at  any  rate  he  hasn’t  got 
them  yet,  or  he  wouldn’t  have  been  such  a flat 
to-night  as  to  let  Jack  Raggles  go  in,  out  of  his 
turn.” 

“Ah!  the  Doctor  ncA'cr  would  have  done 
that,”  said  Arthur  demurely.  “Tom,  you’ve 
a great  deal  to  learn  yet  in  the  art  of  ruling.” 

“ Well,  I wish  you’d  tell  the  Doctor  so,  tlien, 
and  get  him  to  let  me  stop  till  I’m  twenty.  I 
don’t  Avant  to  leaA'e,  I’m  sure.” 

“What  a sight  it  is,’’  broke  in  the  master, 
“the  Doctor  as  a ruler!  Perhaps  ours  is  the 
only  little  corner  in  the  British  Empire  Avhich 
is  thoroughly,  Avisely,  and  strongly  ruled  just 
now.  I’m  more  and  more  thankful  every  day 
of  my  life  that  I came  here  to  be  under  him.” 
“So  am  I,  I’m  sure,”  said  Tom ; “and  more 
and  more  sorry  that  I’ve  got  to  leave.” 

“ Every  place  and  thing  one  sees  here  re- 
minds one  of  some  wise  act  of  his,”  went  on  the 
master.  “This  island  noAV  — you  remember 
the  time,  BroAvn,  when  it  Avas  laid  out  in  small 
gardens,  and  culth’ated  by  frost-bitten  fags  in 
February  and  March  ?” 

“ Of  course  I do,”  said  Tom  ; “didn’t  I hate 
spending  two  hours  in  the  afternoons  grubbing 
in  the  tough  dirt  with  the  stump  of  a fiA’es’-bat  ? 
But  turf-cart  Avas  good  fun  enough.” 

“ I dare  say  it  was,  but  it  was  alAA'ays  leading 
to  fights  Avith  the  townspeople ; and  then  the 
stealing  floAvers  out  of  all  the  gardens  in  Rugby 
for  the  Easter  show  was  abominable.” 

“Well,  so  it  Avas,”said  Tom,  looking  doAA'n, 
“but  Ave  fags  couldn’t  helj>  ourseh'es.  But 
Avhat  has  that  to  do  Avith  the  Doctor’s  ruling?” 
“A  great  deal,  I think,”  said  the  master; 
“Avhat  brought  island-fagging  to  an  end?” 
“Why,  the  Easter  Speeches  Avere  put  off  till 
Midsummer,”  said  Tom,  “and  the  sixth  had 
gymnastic  poles  put  up  here.” 

“Well,  and  who  changed  the  time  of  the 
Speeches,  and  put  the  idea  of  gymnastic  poles 
into  the  heads  of  their  Avorships  the  sixth  form  ?” 
said  the  master. 

“The  Doctor,  I suppose,”  said  Tom.  “I 
never  thought  of  that.” 

“Of  course  you  didn’t,” said  the  master,  “or 
else,  fag  as  you  were,  you  Avould  have  shouted 
Avith  the  Avhole  school  against  putting  doAvn  old 
customs.  And  that’s  the  Avay  that  all  the  Doc- 
tor’s reforms  haA^e  been  carried  out  when  he  has 
been  left  to  himself — quietly  and  naturally, 
putting  a good  thing  in  the  place  of  a bad,  and 
letting  the  bad  die  out;  no  Avavering  and  no 
hurry — the  best  thing  that  could  be  done  for 
the  time  being,  and  patience  for  the  rest.” 
“Just  Tom’s  OAvn  Avay,”  chimed  in  Arthur, 


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nudging  Tom  with  his  elbow,  “ driving  a nail 
where  it  will  go;”  to  which  allusion  Tom  an- 
swered by  a sly  kick. 

“Exactly  so,”  said  the  master,  innocent  of 
the  allusion  and  by-play. 

Meantime  Jack  Haggles,  with  his  sleeves 
tucked  up  above  his  great  brown  elbows,  scorn- 
ing pads  and  gloves,  has  presented  himself  at 
the  wicket ; and,  having  run  one  for  a forward 
drive  of  Johnson’s,  is  about  to  receive  his  first 
ball.  There  are  only  twenty-four  runs  to  make, 
and  four  wickets  to  go  down  ; a winning  match 
if  they  play  decently  steady.  The  ball  is  a very 
swift  one,  and  rises  fast,  catching  Jack  on  the 
outside  of  the  thigh,  and  bounding  away  as  if 
from  india-rubber,  while  they  run  two  for  a leg- 
bye  amidst  great  applause,  and  sliouts  from 
Jack’s  many  admirers.  The  next  ball  is  a beau- 
tifully pitched  ball  for  the  outer  stump,  which 
the  reckless  and  unfeeling  Jack  catches  hold  of, 
and.  hits  right  round  to  leg  for  five,  while  the 
applause  becomes  deafening:  only  seventeen 
runs  to  get  with  four  wickets — the  game  is  all 
but  ours ! 

It  is  over  now,  and  Jack 'walks  swaggering 
about  his  wicket,  with  his  bat  over  his  shoulder, 
while  Mr.  Aislabie  holds  a short  parley  with  his 
men.  Then  the  cover-point  hitter,  that  cun- 
ning man,  goes  on  to  bowl  slow  twisters.  Jack 
waves  his  hand  triumphantly  towards  the  tent, 
as  much  as  to  say,  “ See  if  I don’t  finish  it  all 
off  now  in  three  hits  !” 

Alas,  my  son  Jack ! the  enemy  is  too  old  for 
thee.  The  first  ball  of  the  over  Jack  steps  out 
and  meets,  swiping  with  all  his  force.  If  he 
had  only  allowed  for  the  twist ! but  he  hasn’t, 
and  so  the  hall  goes  spinning  up  straight  in  the 
air,  as  if  it  would  never  come  down  again. 
Away  runs  Jack,  shouting  and  trusting  to  the 
chapter  of  accidents,  but  the  bowler  runs  steadily 
under  it,  judging  every  spin,  and  calling  out  “ I 
have  it,”  catches  it,  and  playfully  pitches  it  on 
to  the  back  of  the  stalwart  Jack,  who  is  depart- 
ing with  a rueful  countenance. 

“I  knew  how  it  would  be,”  says  Tom,  rising. 
“ Come  along ; the  game’s  getting  very  serious.” 

So  they  leave  the  island  and  go  to  the  tent, 
and  after  deep  consultation  Arthur  is  sent  in, 
and  goes  off  to  the  wicket  with  a last  exhorta- 
tion from  Tom  to  play  steady  and  keep  his  bat 
straight.  To  the  suggestions  that  Winter  is  the 
best  bat  left  Tom  only  replies,  “Arthur  is  the 
steadiest,  and  Johnson  will  make  the  runs  if 
the  wicket  is  only  kept  up.” 

“ I am  surprised  to  see  Arthur  in  the  eleven,” 
said  the  master,  as  they  stood  together  in  front 
of  the  dense  crowd,  which  was  now  closing  in 
round  the  ground. 

“ Well,  I’m  not  quite  sure  that  he  ought  to 
be  in  for  his  play,”  said  Tom,  “ but  I couldn’t 
help  putting  him  in.  It  will  do  him  so  much 
good,  and  you  can’t  think  what  I owe  him.” 

The  master  smiled.  The  clock  strikes  eight, 
and  the  whole  field  becomes  fevered  with  ex- 
citement. Arthur,  after  two  narrow  escapes, 
scores  one ; and  Johnson  gets  the  ball.  The 


bowling  and  fielding  are  superb,  and  Johnson’s 
batting  worthy  the  occasion.  He  makes  nere  a 
two,  and  there  a one,  managing  to  keep  the 
ball  to  himself,  and  Arthur  backs  up  and  runs 
perfectly : only  eleven  runs  to  make  now,  and 
the  crowd  scarcely  breathe.  At  last  Arthur 
gets  the  ball  again,  and  actually  drives  it  for- 
ward for  two,  and  feels  prouder  than  when  he 
got  the  three  best  prizes,  at  hearing  Tom’s  shout 
of  joy,  “Well  played,  well  played,  young  un!” 

But  the  next  ball  is  too  much  for  a young 
hand,  and  his  bails  fly  different  ways.  Nine 
runs  to  make,  and  two  wickets  to  go  down — it 
is  too  much  for  human  nerves. 

Before  Winter  can  get  in,  the  omnibus  which 
is  to  take  the  Lords’s  men  to  the  train  pulls  up 
at  the  side  of  the  close,  and  Mr.  Aislabie  and 
Tom  consult,  and  give  out  that  the  stumps  will 
be  drawn  after  the  next  over.  And  so  ends  the 
great  match.  Winter  and  Johnson  carry  out 
their  bats,  and,  it  being  a one  day’s  match,  the 
Lords’s  men  are  declared  the  winners,  they  hav- 
ing scored  the  most  in  the  first  innings. 

But  such  a defeat  is  a victory  : so  think  Tom 
and  all  the  School  eleven,  as  they  accompany 
their  conquerors  to  the  omnibus,  and  send  them 
off  with  three  ringing  cheers,  after  Mr.  Aislabie 
has  shaken  hands  all  round,  saying  to  Tom,  “I 
must  compliment  you,  sir,  on  your  eleven,  and 
I hope  we  shall  have  you  for  a member  if  you 
come  up  to  town.” 

As  Tom  and  the  rest  of  the  eleven  were  turn- 
ing back  into  the  close,  and  every  body  was  be- 
ginning to  cry  out  for  another  country-dance, 
encouraged  by  the  success  of  the  night  before, 
the  young  master,  who  was  just  leaving  the 
close,  stopped  him,  and  asked  him  to  come  up 
to  tea  at  half-past  eight,  adding,  “I  won’t  keep 
you  more  than  half  an  hour,  and  ask  Arthur  to 
come  up  too.” 

“ I’ll  come  up  with  you  directly,  if  you’ll  let 
me,”  said  Tom,  “for  I feel  rather  melancholy, 
and  not  quite  up  to  the  country-dance  and  sup- 
per with  the  rest.” 

“Do  by  all  means,”  said  the  master;  “I’ll 
wait  here  for  you.” 

So  Tom  went  off  to  get  his  boots  and  things 
from  the  tent,  to  tell  Arthur  of  the  invitation, 
and  to  speak  to  his  second  in  command  about 
stopping  the  dancing  and  shutting  up  the  close 
as  soon  as  it  grew  dusk.  Arthur  promised  to 
follow  as  soon  as  he  had  had  a dance.  So 
Tom  handed  his  things  over  to  the  man  in 
charge  of  the  tent,  and  walked  quietly  away  to 
the  gate  where  the  master  was  waiting,  and  the 
two  took  their  way  together  up  the  Hillmorton 
road. 

Of  course  they  found  the  master’s  house 
locked  up,  and  all  the  servants  away  in  the 
close,  about  this  time,  no  doubt,  footing  it  away 
on  the  grass  with  extreme  delight  to  them- 
selves, and  in  utter  oblivion  of  the  unfortunate 
bachelor,  their  master,  whose  one  enjoyment  in 
the  shape  of  meals  was  his  “dish  of  tea”  (as 
our  grandmothers  called  it)  in  the  evening ; 
and  the  phrase  was  apt  in  his  case,  for  he  al- 


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ways  poured  his  out  into  the  saucer  before 
drinking.  Great  was  the  good  man’s  horror 
at  finding  himself  shut  out  of  his  own  house. 
Had  he  been  alone,  he  would  have  treated  it  as 
a matter  of  course,  and  would  have  strolled 
contentedly  up  and  down  his  gravel-walk  until 
some  one  came  home ; but  he  was  hurt  at  the 
stain  on  his  character  of  host,  especially  as  the 
guest  was  a pupil.  However,  the  guest  seemed 
to  think  it  a great  joke,  and  presently,  as  they 
poked  about  round  the  house,  mounted  a wall, 
from  which  he  could  reach  a passage  window : 
the  window,  as  it  turned  out,  was  not  bolted, 
so  in  another  minute  Tom  was  in  the  house  and 
down  at  the  front  door,  which  he  opened  from 
inside.  The  master  chuckled  grimly  at  this 
burglarious  entry,  and  insisted  on  leaving  the 
hall-door  and  two  of  the  front  windows  open,  to 
frighten  the  truants  on  their  return ; and  then 
the  two  set  about  foraging  for  tea,  in  which 
operation  the  master  was  much  at  fiiult,  having 
the  faintest  possible  idea  of  where  to  find  any 
thing,  and  being  moreover  wondrously  short- 
sighted ; but  Tom  by  a sort  of  instinct  knew 
the  right  cupboards  in  the  kitchen  and  pantry, 
and  soon  managed  to  place  on  the  snuggery 
table  better  materials  for  a meal  than  had  ap- 
peared there  probably  during  the  reign  of  his 


tutor,  who  was  then  and  there  initiated,  amongst 
other  things,  into  the  excellence  of  that  myste- 
rious condiment,  a dripping-cake.  The  cake 
was  newly  baked,  and  all  rich  and  flaky;  Tom 
had  found  it  reposing  in  the  cook’s  private  cup- 
board, awaiting  her  return  ; and,  as  a warning 
to  her,  they  finished  it  to  the  last  crumb.  The 
kettle  sang  away  merrily  on  the  hob  of  the 
snuggeiy,  for,  notwithstanding  the  time  of  year, 
they  lighted  a fire,  throwing  both  the  windows 
wide  open  at  the  same  time ; the  heaps  of  books 
and  papers  were  pushed  away  to  the  other  end 
of  the  table,  and  the  great  solitary  engraving  of 
King’s  College  Chapel  over  the  mantel-piece 
looked  less  stiff  than  usual,  as  they  settled 
themselves  down  in  the  twilight  to  the  serious 
drinking  of  tea. 

After  some  talk  on  the  match,  and  other  in- 
different subjects,  the  conversation  came  natu- 
rally back  to  Tom’s  approaching  departure,  over 
which  he  began  again  to  make  his  moan. 

“Well,  we  shall  all  miss  you  quite  as  much 
as  you  will  miss  us,”  said  the  master.  “You 
are  the  Nestor  of  the  School  now,  are  you  not?” 
“ Yes,  ever  since  East  left,”  answered  Tom. 
“By-the-by,  have  you  heard  from  him?” 

“ Yes,  I had  a letter  in  February,  just  before 
he  started  for  India  to  join  his  regiment.” 


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TOxM  EEOWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS. 


“He  will  make  a capital  officer.” 

“Ay,  won’t  he!”  said  Tom,  brightening; 
“no  fellow  could  handle  boys  better,  and  I sup- 
pose soldiers  are  very  like  boys.  And  he’ll  nev- 
er tell  them  to  go  where  he  won’t  go  himself. 
No  mistake  about  that — a braver  fellow  never 
walked.” 

“His  year  in  the  sixth  will  have  taught  him 
a good  deal  that  will  be  useful  to  him  now,” 

“ So  it  will,”  said  Tom,  staring  into  the  fire. 
“Poor  dear  Harry,”  he  went  on,  “how  well  I 
remember  the  day  we  were  put  out  of  the  twen- 
ty. How  he  rose  to  the  situation,  and  burnt  his 
cigar-cases,  and  gave  away  his  pistols,  and  pon- 
dered on  the  constitutional  authority  of  the 
sixth,  and  his  new  duties  to  the  Doctor,  and  the 
fifth  form,  and  the  fags.  Ay,  and  no  fellow 
ever  acted  up  to  them  better,  though  he  was  al- 
ways a people’s  man — for  the  fags,  and  against 
constituted  authorities.  He  couldn’t  help  that, 
you  know.  I’m  sure  the  Doctor  must  have 
liked  him  ?”  said  Tom,  looking  up  inquiringly. 

“ The  Doctor  sees  the  good  in  every  one,  and 
appreciates  it,”  said  the  master,  dogmatically; 
“ but  I hope  East  will  get  a good  colonel.  He 
won’t  do  if  he  can’t  respect  those  above  him. 
How  long  it  took  him,  even  here,  to  learn  the 
lesson  of  obeying.” 

“ Well,  I wish  I were  alongside  of  him,”  said 
Tom.  “ If  I can’t  be  at  Eugby,  I want  to  be  at 
work  in  the  world,  and  not  dawdling  away  three 
years  at  Oxford.” 

“What  do  you  mean  by  ‘at  work  in  the 
world  ?’  ” said  the  master,  pausing,  with  his  lips 
close  to  the  saucerful  of  tea,  and  peering  at  Tom 
over  it. 

“Well,  I mean  real  work  ; one’s  profession  ; 
whatever  one  will  have  really  to  do,  and  make 
one’s  living  by.  I want  to  be  doing  some  .real 
good,  feeling  that  I am  not  only  at  play  in  the 
world,”  answered  Tom,  rather  puzzled  to  find 
out  himself  what  he  really  did  mean. 

“ You  are  mixing  up  two  very  different  things 
in  your  head,  I think,  Brown,”  said  the  master, 
putting  down  the  empty  saucer,  “and  you  ought 
to  get  clear  about  them.  You  talk  of  ‘ work- 
ing to  get  your  living,’  and  ‘doing  some  real 
good  in  the  world,’  in  the  same  breath.  Now, 
you  may  be  getting  a very  good  living  in  a pro- 
fession, and  yet  doing  no  good  at  all  in  the 
world,  but  quite  the  contrary,  at  the  same  time. 
Keep  the  latter  before  you  as  your  one  object, 
and  you  will  be  right,  whether  you  make  a liv- 
ing or  not ; but  if  you  dwell  on  the  other,  you’ll 
very  likely  drop  into  mere  money-making,  and 
let  the  world  take  care  of  itself  for  good  or  evil. 
Don’t  be  in  a hurry  about  finding  your  work  in 
the  world  for  yourself ; you  are  not  old  enough 
to  judge  for  yourself  yet,  but  just  look  about  you 
in  the  place  you  find  yourself  in,  and  try  to 
make  things  a little  better  and  honester  thei'e. 
You’ll  find  plenty  to  keep  your  hand  in  at  Ox- 
ford, or  wherever  else  you  go.  And  don’t  be 
led  away  to  think  this  part  of  the  world  impor- 
tant, and  that  unimportant.  Every  corner  of 
the  world  is  important.  No  man  knows  wheth- 


er this  part  or  that  is  most  so,  but  every  man 
may  do  some  honest  work  in  his  own  corner.” 
And  then  the  good  man  went  on  to  talk  wisely  to 
Tom  of  the  sort  of  work  which  he  might  take  up 
as  an  undergraduate ; and  warned  him  of  the 
prevalent  University  sins,  and  explained  to  him 
the  many  and  great  differences  between  Univer- 
sity and  School  life ; till  the  twilight  changed 
into  darkness,  and  they  heard  the  truant  serv- 
ants stealing  in  by  the  back  entrance. 

“I  wonder  w'here  Arthur  can  be,”  said  Tom 
at  last,  looking  at  his  watch ; “why,  it’s  nearly 
half-past  nine  already.” 

“Oh,  he  is  comfortably  at  supper  with  the 
eleven,  forgetful  of  his  oldest  friends,”  said  the 
master.  “ Nothing  has  given  me  greater  pleas- 
ure,” he  went  on,  “than  your  friendship  for 
him ; it  has  been  the  making  of  you  both.” 

“Of  me,  at  any  rate,”  answered  Tom:  “I 
should  never  have  been  here  now  but  for  him. 
It  was  the  luckiest  chance  in  the  world  that 
sent  him  to  Eugby,  and  made  him  my  chum.” 
“Why  do  you  talk  of  lucky  chances?”  said 
the  master;  “I  don’t  know  that  there  are  any 
such  things  in  the  world  ; at  any  rate  there  was 
neither  luck  nor  chance  in  that  matter.” 

Tom  looked  at  him  inquiringly,  and  he  went 
on.  “Do  you  remember  when  the  Doctor  lec- 
tured you  and  East  at  the  end  of  one  half-year, 
when  you  were  in  the  shell,  and  had  been  get- 
ting into  all  sorts  of  scrapes?” 

“Yes,  well  enough,” said  Tom ; “ it  was  the 
half-year  before  Arthur  came.” 

“ Exactly  so,” answered  the  master.  “Now, 
I was  with  him  a few  minutes  afterwards,  and 
he  was  in  great  disti*ess  about  you  two.  And, 
after  some  talk,  we  both  agreed  that  you  in  par- 
ticular wanted  some  object  in  the  School  beyond 
games  and  mischief ; for  it  was  quite  clear  that 
you  never  would  make  the  regular  school-work 
your  first  object.  And  so  the  Doctor,  at  the 
beginning  of  the  next  half-year,  looked  out  the 
best  of  the  new  boys,  and  separated  you  and 
East,  and  put  the  young  boy  into  your  study,  in 
the  hope  that  when  you  had  somebody  to  lean 
on  you,  you  would  begin  to  stand  a little  stead- 
ier yourself,  and  get  manliness  and  thoughtful- 
ness. And  I can  assure  you  he  has  watched  the 
experiment  ever  since  with  great  satisfaction. 
Ah ! not  one  of  you  boys  will  ever  know  the 
anxiety  you  have  given  him,  or  the  care  with 
which  he  has  watched  over  every  step  in  your 
school  lives.” 

Up  to  this  time,  Tom  had  never  wholly  given 
in  to,  or  understood  the  Doctor.  At  first  he 
had  thoroughly  feared  him.  For  some  yeai-s, 
as  I have  tried  to  show,  he  had  learned  to  re- 
gard him  with  love  and  respect,  and  to  think 
him  a very  great  and  wise  and  good  man.  But, 
as  regarded  his  own  position  in  the  School,  of 
which  he  was  no  little  proud,  Tom  had  no  idea 
of  giving  any  one  credit  for  it  but  himself ; and, 
truth  to  tell,  was  a very  self-conceited  young 
gentleman  on  the  subject.  He  was  wont  to 
boast  that  he  had  fought  his  own  way  fairly  up 
the  School,  and  had  never  made  up  to,  or  been 


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taken  up  by  any  bijx  fellow  or  master,  and  that 
it  was  now  quite  a different  place  from  what  it 
was  when  he  first  came.  And,  indeed,  though 
he  didn’t  actually  boast  of  it,  yet  in  his  secret 
soul  he  did  to  a great  extent  believe  that  the 
great  reform  in  the  School  had  been  owing 
quite  as  much  to  himself  as  to  any  one  else. 
Arthur,  he  acknowledged,  had  done  him  good, 
and  taught  him  a good  deal,  so  had  other  boys 
in  different  ways,  but  they  had  not  had  the  same 
means  of  influence  on  the  School  in  general ; 
and  as  for  the  Doctor,  why,  he  was  a splendid 
master,  but  every  one  knew  that  masters  could 
do  very  little  out  of  school  hours.  In  short,  he 
felt  on  terms  of  equality  with  his  chief,  so  far  as 
the  social  state  of  the  School  was  concerned,  and 
thought  that  the  Doctor  would  find  it  no  easy 
matter  to  get  on  without  him.  Moreover,  his 
school  Toryism  was  still  strong,  and  he  looked 
still  with  some  jealousy  on  the  Doctor,  as  some- 
what of  a fanatic  in  the  matter  of  change  ; and 
thought  it  very  desirable  for  the  School  that  he 
should  have  some  wise  person  (such  as  himself) 
to  look  sharply  after  vested  School-rights,  and 
see  that  nothing  was  done  to  the  injury  of  the 
republic  without  due  protest. 

It  w'as  a new  light  to  him  to  find  that,  besides 
teaching  the  sixth,  and  governing  and  guiding 
the  whole  School,  editing  classics,  and  writing 
histories,  the  great  Head-master  had  found  time 
in  those  busy  years  to  watch  over  the  career, 
even  of  him,  Tom  Brown,  and  his  particular 
friends — and,  no  doubt,  of  fifty  other  boys  at  the 
same  time ; and  all  this  without  taking  the  least 
credit  to  himself,  or  seeming  to  know,  or  let  any 
one  else  know,  that  he  ever  thought  particularly 
of  any  boy  at  all. 

However,  the  Doctor’s  victory  was  complete 
from  that  moment  over  Tom  Brown  at  any 
rate.  He  gave  way  at  all  points,  and  the  ene- 
my marched  right  over  him — cavalry,  infantr}", 
and  artillery,  and  the  land  transport  corps,  and 
the  camp  followers.  It  had  taken  eight  long 
years  to  do  it,  but  now  it  was  done  thoroughly, 
and  there  wasn’t  a corner  of  him  left  which 
didn’t  believe  in  the  Doctor.  Had  he  returned 
to  school  again,  and  the  Doctor  begun  the  half- 
year  by  abolishing  fagging,  and  foot-ball,  and 
the  Saturday  half-holiday,  or  all  or  any  of  the 
most  cherished  school  institutions,  Tom  would 
have  supported  him  with  the  blindest  faith. 
And  so,  after  a half  confession  of  his  previous 
short-comings,  and  sorrowful  adieus  to  his  tutor, 
from  whom  he  received  two  beautifully  bound 
volumes  of  the  Doctor’s  sermons,  as  a parting 
present,  he  marched  down  to  the  School-house, 
a hero-worshipper  who  would  have  satisfied  the 
soul  of  Thomas  Carlyle  himself. 

There  he  found  the  eleven  at  high  jinks  after 
supper.  Jack  Haggles  shouting  comic  songs,  and 
performing  feats  of  strength ; and  was  greeted 
by  a chorus  of  mingled  remonstrance  at  his  de- 
sertion, and  joy  at  his  reappearance.  And  fall- 
ing in  with  the  humor  of  the  evening,  was  soon 
as  great  a boy  as  all  the  rest ; and  at  ten  o’clock 
was  chaired  round  the  quadrangle,  on  one  of  the 


hall  benches  borne  aloft  b}'  the  eleven,  shouting 
in  chorus,  “ For  he’s  a jolly  good  fellow,”  while 
old  Thomas,  in  a melting  mood,  and  the  other 
School-house  servants,  stood  looking  on. 

And  the  next  morning  after  breakfast  he 
squared  up  all  the  cricketing  accounts,  went 
round  to  his  tradesmen  and  other  acquaintance 
and  said  his  hearty  good-byes;  and  by  twelve 
o’clock  was  in  the  train,  and  away  for  London, 
no  longer  a school-boy,  and  divided  in  his 
thoughts  between  hero-worship,  honest  regrets 
over  the  long  stage  of  his  life  which  was  now 
slipping  out  of  sight  behind  him,  and  hopes  and 
resolves  for  tlie  next  stage,  upon  which  he  was 
entering  with  all  the  confidence  of  a young  trav- 
eller. 


CHAPTER  IX. 

FINIS. 

“ Strange  friend,  past,  present,  and  to  be  : 

Loved  deeplier,  darklier  understood ; 

Behold,  I dream  a dream  of  good, 

And  mingle  all  the  world  with  thee.” 

Tennyson. 

In  the  summer  of  1842,  our  hero  stopped  once 
again  at  the  well-known  station ; and,  leaving 
his  bag  and  fishing-rod  with  a porter,  walked 
slowly  and  sadly  up  towards  the  town.  It  was 
now  July.  He  had  rushed  away  from  Oxford 
the  moment  that  terra  was  over,  for  a fishing 
ramble  in  Scotland  with  two  college  friends,  and 
had  been  for  three  weeks  living  on  oat-cake, 
mutton-hams,  and  whisky,  in  the  wildest  parts 
of  Skye.  They  had  descended  one  sultiy  even- 
ing on  the  little  inn  at  Kyle  Rhea  ferry,  and, 
while  Tom  and  another  of  the  party  put  their 
tackle  together  and  began  exploring  the  stream 
for  a sea-trout  for  supper,  the  third  strolled  into 
the  house  to  arrange  for  their  entertainment. 
Presently,  he  came  out  in  a loose  blouse  and 
slippers,  a short  pipe  in  his  mouth,  and  an  old 
newspaper  in  his  hand,  and  threw  himself  on 
the  heathery  scrub  which  met  the  shingle,  with- 
in easy  hail  of  the  fishermen.  There  he  lay, 
the  picture  of  free-and-easy,  loafing,  hand-to- 
mouth  young  England,  “ improving  his  mind,” 
as  he  shouted  to  them,  by  the  perusal  of  the 
fortnight -old  weekly  paper,  soiled  with  the 
marks  of  toddy-glasses  and  tobacco-ashes,  the 
legacy  of  the  last  traveller,  which  he  had  hunt- 
ed out  from  the  kitchen  of  the  little  hostelry, 
and  being  a youth  of  a communicative  turn  of 
mind,  began  imparting  the  contents  to  the  fish- 
ermen as  he  went  on. 

“ What  a bother  they  are  making  about  these 
wretched  Corn-laws ! Here’s  three  or  four  col- 
umns full  of  nothing  but  sliding-scales  and  fix- 
ed duties. — Hang  this  tobacco,  it’s  always  going 
out! — Ah,  here’s  something  better — a splendid 
match  between  Kent  and  England,  Brown ! 
Kent  winning  by  three  wickets.  Felix  fifty-six 
runs  without  a chance,  and  not  out !” 

Tom,  intent  on  a fish  which  had  risen  at  him 
twice,  answered  only  with  a grunt. 


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OliAIKINO  TOM  IM  THE  QrADKANGLE. 


“Any  thing  about  the  Goodwood?”  called 
out  the  third  man. 

“ Rory-O-More  drawn.  Butterfly  colt  amiss,  ” 
shouted  the  student. 

“Just  my  luck,”  grumbled  the  inquirer,  jerk- 
ing his  flies  off  the  water,  and  throwing  again 
with  a heavy  sullen  splash,  and  frightening 
Tom’s  fish. 

“I  say,  can’t  you  throw  lighter  over  there? 


we  ain’t  fishing  for  grampuses,”  shouted  Tom 
across  the  stream. 

“ Hullo,  Brown  I here’s  something  for  you,” 
called  out  the  reading  man  next  moment. 
“ Why,  your  old  master,  Arnold  of  Rugby,  is 
dead.” 

Tom’s  hand  stopped  half-way  in  his  cast,  and 
his  line  and  flies  went  all  tangling  round  and 
round  his  rod ; you  might  have  knocked  him 


TOM  BROWN’S 

over  with  a feather.  Neither  of  his  companions 
took  any  notiee  of  him,  luckily ; and  with  a vio- 
lent effort  he  set  to  work  mechanically  to  disen- 
tangle his  line.  He  felt  completely  carried  off 
his  moral  and  intellectual  legs,  as  if  he  had  lost 
his  standing-point  in  the  invisible  world.  Be- 
sides which,  the  deep  loving  loyalty  which  he 
felt  for  his  old  leader  made  the  shock  intensely 
})ainful.  It  was  the  first  great  wrencii  of  his 
life,  the  first  gap  which  the  angel  Death  had 
made  in  his  circle,  and  he  felt  numbed,  and 
beaten  down,  and  spiritless.  Well,  well!  I 
believe  it  was  good  for  him  and  for  many  others 
in  like  case ; who  had  to  learn  by  that  loss 
that  the  soul  of  man  can  not  stand  or  lean  upon 
any  human  prop,  however  strong  and  wise  and 
good ; but  that  He  upon  whom  alone  it  can 
stand  and  lean  will  knock  away  all  such  props 
in  His  own  wise  and  merciful  way,  until  there 
is  no  ground  or  stay  left  but  Himself,  the  Rock 
of  Ages,  upon  whom  alone  a sure  foundation  for 
every  soul  of  man  is  laid. 

As  he  wearily  labored  at  his  line,  the  thought 
struck  him,  “ It  may  be  all  false,  a mere  news- 
paper lie,”  and  he  strode  up  to  the  recumbent 
smoker. 

“ Let  me  look  at  the  paper,”  said  he. 

‘‘Nothing  else  in  it,”  answered  the  other, 
handing  it  up  to  him  listlessly. — “Hullo, 
Brown ! what’s  the  matter,  old  fellow — ain’t  you 
well?” 

“Where  is  it?”  said  Tom,  turning  over  the 
leaves,  his  hands  trembling,  and  his  eyes  swim- 
ming, so  that  he  could  not  read. 

“ What?  What  are  jou  looking  for  ?’’  said 
his  friend,  jumping  up  and.  looking  over  his 
shoulder. 

“ That — about  Arnold,”  said  Tom. 

“ Ob,  here,”  said  the  other,  putting  his  finger 
on  the  paragraph.  Tom  read  it  over  and  over 
again ; there  could  be  no  mistake  of  identity, 
though  the  account  was  short  enough. 

“ Thank  you,”  said  he  at  last,  dropping  the 
paper,  “I  shall  go  for  a walk:  don’t  you  and 
Herbert  wait  supper  for  me.”  And  away  he 
strode,  up  over  the  moor  at  the  back  of  the 
house,  to  be  alone,  and  master  his  grief  if  pos- 
sible. 

His  friend  looked  after  him,  sympathizing  and 
wondering,  and,  knocking  the  ashes  out  of  his 
pipe,  walked  over  to  Herbert.  After  a short 
parley,  they  walked  together  up  to  the  house. 

“I’m  afraid  that  confounded  newspaper  has 
spoiled  Brown’s  fun  for  this  trip.” 

“ How  odd  that  he  should  be  so  fond  of  his 
old  master,”  said  Herbert.  Yet  they  also  were 
both  public-school  men. 

The  two,  however,  notwithstanding  Tom’s 
prohibition,  waited  supper  for  him,  and  had 
every  thing  ready  when  he  came  back  some 
half  an  hour  afterwards.  But  he  could  not  join 
in  their  cheerful  talk,  and  the  party  was  soon 
silent,  notwithstanding  the  efforts  of  all  three. 
One  thing  only  had-Tom  resolved,  and  that  was, 
that  he  eouldn’t  stay  in  Scotland  any  longer; 
he  felt  an  irresistible  longing  to  get  to  Rugby, 


SCHOOL  DAYS.  ISff 

and  then  liome,  and  soon  broke  it  to  the  others, 
who  had  too  much  tact  to  oppose. 

So  by  daylight  the  next  morning  he  was 
marching  through  Ross-shire,  and  in  the  even- 
ing hit  the  Caledonian  canal,  took  the  next 
steamer,  and  travelled  as  fast  as  boat  and  rail- 
way could  carry  him  to  the  Rugby  station. 

As  he  walked  up  to  the  town,  he  felt  shy  and 
afraid  of  being  seen,  and  took  the  back  streets; 
why,  he  didn’t  know,  but  he  followed  his  in- 
stinct. At  the  School-gates  he  made  a dead 
pause ; there  was  not  a soul  in  the  quadrangle 
— all  was  lonely,  and  silent,  and  sad.  So  with 
another  effort  he  strode  through  the  quadrangle, 
and  into  the  School-house  offices. 

He  found  the  little  matron  in  her  room  in 
deep  mourning ; shook  her  hand,  tried  to  talk, 
and  moved  nervously  about:  she  was  evidently 
thinking  of  the  same  subject  as  he,  but  he 
couldn’t  begin  talking. 

“Where  shall  I find  Thomas?”  said  he  at 
last,  getting  desperate. 

“In  the  servants’  hall,  I think,  sir.  But 
won’t  you  take  an}"  thing?”  said  the  matron, 
looking  rather  disappointed. 

“No,  thank  you,”  said  he,  and  strode  off 
again  to  find  the  old  Verger,  who  was  sitting 
in  his  little  den  as  of  old,  puzzling  over  hiero- 
glyphics. 

He  looked  up  through  his  spectacles,  as  Tom 
seized  his  hand  and  wrung  it. 

“Ah!  you’ve  heard  all  about  it,  sir,  I sec,” 
said  he. 

Tom  nodded,  and  then  sat  down  on  the  shoe- 
board,  while  the  old  man  told  his  tale,  and 
wiped  his  spectacles,  and  fairly  flowed  over 
with  quaint,  homely,  honest  sorrow. 

By  the  time  he  had  done,  Tom  felt  much 
better. 

“ Where  is  he  buried,  Thomas  ?”  said  he  at 
last. 

“Under  the  altar  in  the  chapel,  sir,”answered 
Thomas.  “You’d  like  to  have  the  key,  I dare 
say.” 

“Thank  you,  Thomas — Yes,  I should  very 
much.”  And  the  old  man  fumbled  among  his 
bunch,  and  then  got  up,  as  though  he  would  go 
with  him ; but  after  a few  steps  stopped  short, 
and  said,  “ Perhaps  you’d  like  to  go  by  your- 
self, sir?” 

Tom  nodded,  and  the  bunch  of  keys  were 
handed  to  him,  with  an  injunction  to  be  sure 
and  lock  the  door  after  him,  and  bring  them 
back  before  eight  o’clock. 

He  walked  quickly  through  the  quadrangle 
and  out  into  the  close.  The  longing  which 
liad  been  upon  him  and  driven  him  thus  far, 
like  the  gad-fly  in  the  Greek  legends,  giving 
him  no  rest  in  mind  or  body,  seemed  all  of  a 
sudden  not  to  be  satisfied,  but  to  shrivel  up, 
and  pall.  “ Why  should  I go  on  ? It’s  no 
use,”  he  thought,  and  threw  himself  at  full 
length  on  the  turf,  and  looked  vaguely  and  list- 
lessly at  all  the  well-known  objects.  There 
were  a few  of  the  town-boys  playing  cricket, 
their  wicket  pitched  on  the  l>ost  piece  in  the 


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middle  of  the  big-side  ground,  a sin  about 
equal  to  sacrilege  in  the  eyes  of  a captain  of 
the  eleven.  He  was  very  nearly  getting  up  to 
go  and  send  them  off.  “Pshaw!  they  won’t 
remember  me.  They’ve  more  right  there  than 


where  the  fights  came  off;  where  he  himself 
had  fought  six  years  ago  his  first  and  last  battle. 
He  conjured  up  the  scene  till  he  could  almost 
hear  the  shouts  of  the  ring,  and  East’s  whisper 
in  his  ear ; and  looking  across  the  close  to  the 


TO*m’S  visit  to  TUE  TOMii  OF  Iflt.  AKNOLD. 


I,”  he  muttered.  And  the  thought  that  his 
sceptre  had  departed,  and  his  mark  was  wearing 
out,  came  home  to  him  for  tlie  first  time,  and 
bitterly  enough.  He  was  lying  on  the  very  spot 


Doctor’s  private  door,  half  expected  to  see  it 
open,  and  the  tall  figure  in  cap  and  gown  come 
striding  under  the  elm-trees  towards  him. 

No,  no  ! that  sight  could  never  be  seen  again. 


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185 


There  was  no  flag  flying  on  the  round  tower ; 
the  School-house  windows  were  all  shuttered 
up : and  when  the  flag  went  up  again,  and  the 
shutters  came  down,  it  would  be  to  welcome  a 
stranger.  All  that  was  left  on  earth  of  him 
whom  he  had  honored,  was  lying  cold  and  still 
under  the  chapel  floor.  He  would  go  in  and 
see  the  place  once  more,  and  then  leave  it  once 
for  all.  New  men  and  new  methods  might  do 
for  other  people : let  those  who  would,  worship 
the  rising  star ; he  at  least  would  be  faithful  to 
the  sun  which  had  set.  And  so  he  got  up,  and 
walked  to  the  chapel  door  and  unlocked  it, 
fancying  himself  the  only  mourner  in  all  the 
broad  land,  and  feeding  on  his  own  selfish  sor- 
row. 

He  passed  through  the  vestibule,  and  tlien 
paused  for  a moment  to  glance  over  the  empty 
benches.  His  heart  was  still  proud  and  high, 
and  he  walked  up  to  the  seat  which  he  had  last 
occupied  as  a sixth-form  boy,  and  sat  himself 
down  there  to  collect  his  thoughts. 

And,  truth  to  tell,  they  needed  collecting  and 
setting  in  order  not  a little.  The  memories  of 
eight  years  were  all  dancing  through  his  brain, 
and  carrying  him  about  whither  they  would ; 
while  beneath  them  all,  his  heart  was  throbbing 
with  the  dull  sense  of  a loss  that  could  never  be 
made  up  to  him.  The  rays  of  the  evening  sun 
came  solemnly  through  the  painted  windows 
above  his  head,  and  fell  in  gorgeous  colors  on 
the  opposite  w'all,  and  the  perfect  stillness 
soothed  his  spirit  by  little  and  little.  And  he 
turned  to  the  pulpit,  and  looked  at  it,  and  then, 
leaning  forw'ard  with  his  head  on  his  hands, 
groaned  aloud.  “ If  he  could  only  have  seen 
the  Doctor  again  for  one  five  minutes ; have 
told  him  all  that  w'as  in  his  heart,  what  he  owed 
to  him,  how  he  loved  and  reverenced  him,  and 
w^ould,  by  God’s  help,  follow  his  steps  in  life  and 
death,  he  could  have  borne  it  all  without  a mur- 
mur. But  that  he  should  have  gone  away  for- 
ever without  knowing  it  all,  was  too  much  to 
bear.” — “But  am  I sure  that  he  does  not  know 
it  all?” — the  thought  made  him  start — “May 
he  not  even  now  be  near  me,  in  this  very  chapel  ? 
If  he  be,  am  I sorrowing  as  he  would  have  me 
sorrow — as  I should  wish  to  have  sorrowed  when 
I shall  meet  him  again?” 

He  raised  himself  up  and  looked  round ; and 
after  a minute  rose  and  walked  humbly  down  to 
the  lowest  bench,  and  sat  down  on  the  very  seat 
which  he  had  occupied  on  his  first  Sunday  at 
Rugby.  And  then  the  old  memories  rushed 
back  again,  but  softened  and  subdued,  and 


soothing  him  as  he  let  himself  be  carried  aw  ay 
by  them.  And  he  looked  up  at  the  great  paint, 
ed  window  above  the  altar,  and  remembered  how 
when  a little  boy  he  used  to  try  not  to  look 
through  it  at  the  elm-trees  and  the  rooks,  before 
the  painted  glass  came — and  the  subscription 
for  the  painted  glass,  and  the  letter  he  wrote 
home  for  money  to  give  to  it.  And  there, 
down  below,  was  the  very  name  of  the  boy  who 
sat  on  his  right  hand  on  that  first  day,  scratched 
rudely  in  the  oak  panelling. 

And  then  came  the  thought  of  all  his  old 
schoolfellows ; and  form  after  form  of  boys,  no- 
bler and  braver  and  purer  than  he,  rose  up  and 
seemed  to  rebuke  him.  Could  he  not  think  of 
them,  and  what  they  had  felt  and  were  feeling, 
they  who  had  honored  and  loved  from  the  first, 
the  man  whom  he  had  taken  years  to  know  and 
love?  Could  he  not  think  of  those  yet  dearer 
to  him  who  was  gone,  w'ho  bore  his  name  and 
shared  his  blood,  and  were  now  without  a hus- 
band or  a father  ? Then  the  grief  tvhich  he  be- 
gan to  share  with  others  became  gentle  and 
holy,  and  he  rose  up  once  more,  and  walked  up 
the  steps  to  the  altar ; and,  while  the  tears  flowed 
freely  down  his  cheeks,  knelt  down  humbly  and 
hopefully,  to  lay  down  there  his  share  of  a bur- 
den which  had  proved  itself  too  heavy  for  him 
to  bear  in  his  own  strength. 

Here  let  us  leave  him — where  better  could  we 
leave  him  than  at  the  altar,  before  which  he  had 
first  caught  a glimpse  of  the  glory  of  his  birth- 
right, and  felt  the  drawing  of  the  bond  which 
links  all  living  souls  together  in  one  brother- 
hood— at  the  grave,  beneath  the  alttw,  of  him 
who  had  opened  his  eyes  to  see  that  glory, 
and  softened  his  heart  till  it  could  feel  that 
bond  ? 

And  let  us  not  be  hard  on  him,  if  at  that  mo- 
ment his  soul  is  fuller  of  the  tomb  and  him  who 
lies  there,  than  of  the  altar  and  Him  of  whom  it 
speaks.  Such  stages  have  to  be  gone  through, 
I believe,  by  all  young  and  brave  souls  who 
must  win  their  way,  through  hero-worship,  to 
the  worship  of  Him  who  is  the  King  and  Lord 
of  heroes.  For  it  is  only  through  our  mysteri- 
ous human  relationships,  through  the  love  and 
tenderness  and  purity  of  mothers  and  sisters  and 
wives,  through  the  strength  and  courage  and 
wisdom  of  fathers  and  brothers  and  teachers, 
that  we  can  come  to  the  knowledge  of  Him,  in 
whom  alone  the  love,  and  the  tenderness,  and 
the  purity,  and  the  strength,  and  the  courage, 
and  the  wisdom  of  all  these  dwell  for  ever  and 
ever  in  perfect  fullness. 


THE  EXE. 


r,  ENJOYS  HIMSELF  TEBY  MHOH.’ 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


BY  THE  AUTHOR  OF 

“TOM  BROWN’S  SCHOOL  DAYS.” 


NEW  EDITION. 

IVini  ILLUSTRATIONS  BY  SYDNEY  P.  HALL. 


NEW  YORK: 

HARPER  & BROTHERS,  PUBLISHERS, 

FRANKLIN  SQUARE. 

1874. 


TO 

THE  HEY.  F.  D.  MAURICE, 


IN  MEMORY  OF  FOURTEEN  YEARS’  FELLOW  WORK, 
AND  IN  TESTIMONY  OF 

EVER-INCREASING  AFFECTION  AND  GRATITUDE, 
THIS  VOL  UME  IS  DEDICA  TED 
BY 


THE  AUTHOR. 


Preface. 


PEEFACES  written  to  explain  the  objects  or  meaning  of  a book,  or  to 
make  any  appeal,  ad  misericordiam  or  other,  in  its  favor,  are,  in  my 
opinion,  nuisances.  Any  book  worth  reading  will  explain  its  own  objects 
and  meaning ; and  the  more  it  is  criticised  and  turned  inside  out,  the  better 
for  it  and  its  author.  Of  all  books,  too,  it  seems  to  me  that  novels  require 
prefaces  least — at  any  rate,  on  their  first  appearance.  Notwithstanding 
which  belief,  I must  ask  readers  for  three  minutes’  patience  before  they 
make  trial  of  this  book. 

The  natural  pleasure  which  I felt  at  the  unlooked-for  popularity  of  the 
first  part  of  the  present  story  was  much  lessened  by  the  pertinacity  with 
which  many  persons,  acquaintance  as  well  as  strangers,  would  insist  (both  in 
public  and  private)  on  identifying  the  hero  and  the  author.  On  the  appear- 
ance of  the  first  few  numbers  of  the  present  continuation  in  Macmillan's 
Magazine,  the  same  thing  occurred,  and,  in  fact,  reached  such  a pitch  as  to 
lead  me  to  make  some  changes  in  the  story.  Sensitiveness  on  such  a point 
may  seem  folly ; but  if  readers  had  felt  the  sort  of  loathing  and  disgust 
which  one  feels  at  the  notion  of  painting  a favorable  likeness  of  one’s  self  in 
a work  of  fiction,  they  would  not  wonder  at  it.  So,  now  that  this  book  is 
finished,  and  Tom  Brown,  so  far  as  I am  concerned,  is  done  with  forever,  I 
must  take  this  my  first  and  last  chance  of  saying  that  he  is  not  I,  either  as 
boy  or  man — in  fact,  not  to  beat  about  the  bush,  is  a much  braver,  and  no- 
bler, and  purer  fellow  than  I ever  was. 

When  I first  resolved  to  write  the  book,  I tried  to  realize  to  myself  what 
the  commonest  type  of  English  boy  of  the  upper  middle  class  was,  so  far  as 
my  experience  went;  and  to  that  type  I have  throughout  adhered,  trying 
simply  to  give  a good  specimen  of  the  genus.  I certainly  have  placed  him 
in  the  country  and  scenes  which  I know  best  myself,  for  the  simple  reason 
that  I knew  them  better  than  any  others,  and  therefore  was  less  likely  to 
blunder  in  writing  about  them. 

As  to  the  name,  which  has  been,  perhaps,  the  chief  “cause  of  offense” 
in  this  matter,  the  simple  facts  are,  that  I chose  the  name  “ Brown  ” because 
it  stood  first  in  the  trio  of  “Brown,  Jones,  and  Kobinson,”  which  has  be- 
come a sort  of  synonym  for  the  middle  classes  of  Glreat  Britain.  It  happens 
that  my  own  name  and  that  of  Brown  have  no  single  letter  in  common. 


6 


PEEFACE. 


As  to  the  Christian  name  of  “Tom,”  having  chosen  Brown,  I could  hardly 
help  taking  it  as  the  prefix.  The  two  names  have  gone  together  in  Eng- 
land for  two  hundred  years,  and  the  joint  name  has  not  enjoyed  much  of  a 
reputation  for  respectability.  This  suited  me  exactly.  I wanted  the  com- 
monest name  I could  get,  and  did  not  want  any  name  which  had  the  least 
heroic,  or  aristocratic,  or  even  respectable  savor  about  it.  Therefore  I had 
a natural  leaning  to  the  combination  which  I found  ready  to  my  hand. 
Moreover,  I believed  “Tom”  to  be  a more  specially  English  name  than 
John,  the  only  other  as  to  which  I felt  the  least  doubt.  Whether  it  be  that 
Thomas  a Becket  was  for  so  long  the  favorite  English  saint,  or  from  what- 
ever other  cause,  it  certainly  seems  to  be  the  fact  that  the  name  “ Thomas” 
is  much  commoner  in  England  than  in  any  other  country.  The  words 
“tom-fool,”  “tom-boy,”  etc.,  though  perhaps  not  complimentary  to  the 
“Toms”  of  England,  certainly  show  how  large  a family  they  must  have 
been.  These  reasons  decided  me  to  keep  the  Christian  name  which  had 
been  always  associated  with  “ Brown ;”  and  I own  that  the  fact  that  it  hap- 
pened to  be  my  own,  never  occurred  to  me  as  an  objection  till  the  mischief 
was  done,  past  recall. 

I have  only,  then,  to  say,  that  neither  is  the  hero  a portrait  of  myself,  nor 
is  there  any  other  portrait  in  either  of  the  books,  except  in  the  case  of  Br. 
Arnold,  where  the  true  name  is  given.  My  deep  feeling  of  gratitude  to  him, 
and  reverence  for  his  memory,  emboldened  me  to  risk  the  attempt  at  a por- 
trait in  his  case,  so  far  as  the  character  was  necessary  for  the  work.  With 
these  remarks,  I leave  this  volume  in  the  hands  of  readers. 

T.  HUGHES. 

Lincoln’s  Inn,  October,  1861. 


CONTENTS 


Chaptek  Page 

Introductokt 9 

I. — St.  Ambrose’s  College 9 

II. — A Eow  ON  THE  Kiver 13 


III.  — A Breakfast  at  Drysdale’s..  17 

IV.  — The  St.  Ambrose  Boat-cltjb  ; 

its  Ministry  and  their  Bud- 


get  23 

V. — Hardy,  the  Servitor 27 

VI. — How  Drysdale  and  Blake 

WENT  FISHING 31 

VII. — ^An  Explosion 37 

VIII. — Hardy’s  History 40 

IX. — “A  Brown  Bait” 46 

X. — Summer  Term 50 

XL — Muscular  Christianity 65 

XII. — The  Captain’s  Notions 03 

XIIL— The  First  Bump 69 

XIV. — A Change  in  the  Crew,  and 

WHAT  CAME  OF  IT 75 

XV, — A Storm  brews  and  breaks.  . 80 

XVI. — The  Storm  rages 85 

XVII. — New  Ground 89 

XVIII. — Englbbourn  Village 93 

XIX. — ^A  Promise  of  fairer  Weath- 
er  100 

XX. — The  Eeconciliation 105 

XXI. — Captain  Hardy  entertained 

BY  St.  Ambrose 107 

XXII. — Departures  expected  and  un- 
expected  Ill 

XXIII. — The  Englebourn  Constable..  117 

XXIV. — The  Schools 122 

XXV.— Commemoration 128 


CuAPTEKT  Page 


XXVI, — The  Long  Walk  in  Christ- 
church Meadows  .........  133 

XXVII. — ^Lecturing  a Lioness 140 

XXVIII. — The  End  of  the  Fresh- 
man’s Year 145 

XXIX. — The  Long  Vacation  Let- 
ter-bag  149 

XXX. — ^Ajiusements  at  Barton 

Manor 155 

XXXI. — Behind  the  Scenes 158 

XXXII. —A  Crisis 161 

XXXIII. —Brown  Patronus 167 

XXXIV.— MHAEN  APAN 175 

XXXV. — Second  Year 181 

XXXVI. — The  Eiver-side 186 

XXXVII. — The  Night-watch 190 

XXXVIIL— Mary  IN  Maytair 194 

XXXIX. — What  came  of  the  Night- 

watch 198 

XL. — Hue  and  Cry 204 

XLI. — The  Lieutenant’s  Senti- 
ments AND  Problems  ....  208 

XLIL— Third  Year 213 

XLIII. — Afternoon  Visitors 218 

XLIV. — The  Intercepted  Letter- 

bag 223 

XLV. — Master’s  Term 229 

XL VI. — From  India  to  Englebourn  233 

XL VII. — The  Wedding-day, 236 

XL VIII, — The  Beginning  op  The 

End 240 

XLIX. — ^The  End 244 

L. — The  Postscript 248 


LIST  OF  ILLUSTRATIONS. 


Tom's  “ Wine  ” in  honor  of  his  Father Frontispiece. 

Vignette Title-page. 

Drgsdale's  Room  after  a ^‘‘Breakfast  ” Page  23 

The  Start  for  “ The  Eights"  at  Iffley 73 

The  Reconciliation  in  Tom's  Rooms 109 

^‘‘Viva  Voce."  In  the  Schools" 124- 

Show  Sunday"  in  the  Broad  Walk 137 

^'•'TisaLie.  I knowed  how 'twas." 200 


Tom  Brown  at  Oxford 


INTRODUCTORY. 

IN  the  Michaelmas  term,  after  leaving  school, 
Tom  Brown  received  a summons  from  the  au- 
thorities, and  went  up  to  matriculate  at  St.  Am- 
brose’s College,  Oxford.  He  presented  himself 
at  the  college  one  afternoon,  and  was  examined 
by  one  of  the  tutors,  who  carried  him,  and  sev- 
eral other  youths  in  like  predicament,  up  to  the 
Senate  House  the  next  morning.  Here  they 
went  through  the  usual  forms  of  subscribing  to 
the  Articles,  and  otherwise  testifying  their  loy- 
alty to  the  established  order  of  things,  without 
much  thought,  perhaps,  but  in  very  good  faith 
nevertheless.  Having  completed  the  ceremony 
by  paying  his  fees,  our  hero  hurried  back  home, 
without  making  any  stay  in  Oxford.  Fie  had 
often  passed  through  it,  so  that  the  city  had 
not  the  charm  of  novelty  for  him,  and  he  was 
anxious  to  get  home  ; where,  as  he  had  never 
spent  an  autumn  away  from  school  till  now, 
for  the  first  time  in  his  life  he  was  having  his 
fill  of  hunting  and  shooting. 

He  had  left  school  in  June,  and  did  not  go 
Tip  to  reside  at  Oxford  tiil  the  end  of  the  fol- 
lowing January — seven^good  months ; during  a 
part  of  which  he  had,  indeed,  read  for  four  hours 
or  so  a week  with  the  curate  of  the  parish,  but 
the  residue  had  been  exclusively  devoted  to 
cricket  and  field  sports.  Now,  admirable  as 
these  institutions  are,  and  beneficial  as  is  their 
influence  on  the  youth  of  Britain,  it  is  possible 
for  a youngster  to  get  too  much  of  them.  So 
it  had  fallen  out  with  our  hero.  He  was  a 
better  horseman  and  shot,  but  the  total  relaxa- 
tion of  all  the  healthy  discipline  of  school,  the 
regular  hours  and  regular  work  to  which  he 
had  been  used  for  so  many  years,  had  certainly 
thrown  him  back  in  other  ways.  The  whole 
man  had  not  grown  ; so  that  we  must  not  be 
surprised  to  find  him  quite  as  boyish,  now  that 
we  fall  in  with  him  again,  marching  down  to 
St.  Ambrose’s  with  a porter  wheeling  his  lug- 
gage after  him  on  a truck,  as  when  ive  left  him 
at  the  end  of  his  school  career. 

Tom  was,  in  truth,  beginning  to  feel  that  it 
was  high  time  for  him  to  be  getting  to  regular 
work  again  of  some  sort.  A landing-place  is  a 
famous  thing,  but  it  is  only  enjoyable  for  a time 
by  any  mortal  who  deserves  one  at  all.  So  it 
was  with  a feeling  of  unmixed  pleasure  that  he 


turned  in  at  the  St,  Ambrose  gates,  and  in- 
quired of  the  porter  what  rooms  had  been  al. 
lotted  to  him  within  those  venerable  walls. 

While  the  porter  consulted  his  list,  the  great 
college  sun-dial  over  the  lodge,  which  had  late- 
ly been  renovated,  caught  Tom’s  eye.  The 
motto  underneath,  “ Pereunt  et  imputantur,” 
stood  out,  proud  of  its  new  gilding,  in  the  bright 
afternoon  sun  of  a frosty  January  day;  which 
motto  was  raising  sundry  thoughts  in  his  brain, 
when  the  porter  came  upon  the  right  place  in 
his  list,  and  directed  him  to  the  end  of  his  jour- 
ney— No.  5 staircase,  second  quadrangle,  three- 
pair  back.  In  which  new  home  we  shall  leave 
him  to  install  himself,  while  we  endeavor  to 
give  the  reader  some  notion  of  the  college  it- 
self. 


CHAPTER  I. 

ST.  Ambrose’s  college. 

St.  Ambrose’s  College  was  a moderate- 
sized one.  There  might  have  been  some  sev- 
enty or  eighty  under-graduates  in  residence 
when  our  hero  appeared  there  as  a freshman. 
Of  these,  unfortunately  for  the  college,  there 
w'ere  a veiy  large  proportion  of  gentlemen-com- 
moners ; enough,  in  fact,  with  the  other  men 
whom  they  drew  round  them,  and  who  lived 
pretty  much  as  they  did,  to  form  the  largest  and 
leading  set  in  the  college.  So  the  college  was 
decidedly  fast. 

The  chief  characteristic  of  this  set  was  the 
most  reckless  extravagance  of  every  kind. 
London  wine-merchants  furnished  them  with 
liqueurs  at  a guinea  a bottle,  and  w'ine  at  five 
guineas  a dozen ; Oxford  and  London  tailors 
vied  with  one  another  in  providing  them  with 
unheard-of  quantities  of  the  most  gorgeous 
clothing.  They  drove  tandems  in  all  direc- 
tions, scattering  their  ample  allowances,  which 
they  treated  as  pocket-money,  about  road-side 
inns  and  Oxford  taverns  with  open  hand,  and 
“going  tick”  for  every  thing  which  could  by 
possibility  be  booked.  Their  cigars  cost  two 
guineas  a pound  ; their  furniture  was  the  best 
that  could  be  bought ; pine-apples,  forced  fruit, 
and  the  most  rare  preserves  figured  at  their 
wine  parties  ; they  hunted,  rode  steeple-chases 
by  day,  played  billiards  until  the  gates  closed. 


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and  then  were  ready  for  vingt-et-une,  unlimited 
loo,  and  hot  drink  in  their  own  rooms,  as  long 
as  any  one  could  be  got  to  sit  up  and  play. 

The  fast  set  then  swamped,  and  gave  the 
tone  to,  the  college  ; at  which  fact  no  persons 
wei'e  more  astonished  and  horrified  than  the  au- 
thorities of  St.  Ambrose. 

That  they,  of  all  bodies  in  the  world,  should 
be  fairly  run  away  with  by  a set  of  reckless, 
loose  young  spendthrifts,  was  indeed  a melan- 
choly and  unprecedented  fact ; for  the  body  of 
fellows  of  St.  Ambrose  was  as  distinguished  for 
learning,  morality,  and  respectability  as  any  in 
the  university.  The  foundation  was  not,  in- 
deed, actually  an  open  one.  Oriel  at  that  time 
alone  enjoyed  this  distinction  ; but  there  were 
a large  number  of  open  fellowships,  and  the  in- 
come of  the  college  was  large,  and  the  livings 
belonging  to  it  numerous  ; so  that  the  best  men 
from  other  colleges  were  constantly  coming  in. 
Some  of  these  of  a former  generation  had  been 
eminently  successful  in  their  management  of 
the  college.  The  St.  Ambrose  under-gradu- 
ates at  one  time  had  carried  off  almost  all  the 
university  prizes,  and  filled  the  class  lists,  while 
maintaining,  at  the  same  time,  the  highest  char- 
acter for  manliness  and  gentlemanly  conduct. 
This  had  lasted  long  enough  to  establish  the 
fame  of  the  college,  and  great  lords  and  states- 
men had  sent  their  sons  there  ; head-masters 
had  struggled  to  get  the  names  of  their  best 
pupils  on  the  books  ; in  short,  every  one  who 
had  a son,  ward,  or  pupil,  whom  he  wanted  to 
push  forward  in  the  world— '•who  was  meant  to 
cut  a figure,  and  take  the  lead  among  men — left 
no  stone  unturned  to  get  him  into  St.  Am- 
brose’s ; and  thought  the  first,  and  a very  long, 
step  gained  when  he  had  succeeded. 

But  the  governing  bodies  of  colleges  are  al- 
ways on  the  change,  and  in  the  course  of  things 
men  of  other  ideas  came  to  rule  at  St.  Ambrose 
— shrewd  men  of  the  world  ; men  of  business 
some  of  them,  with  good  ideas  of  making  the 
most  of  their  advantages  ; who  said,  “ Go  to  : 
why  should  we  not  make  the  public  pay  for  the 
great  benefits  we  confer  on  them  ? Have  we 
not  the  very  best  article  in  the  educational  mar- 
ket to  supply — almost  a monopoly  of  it — and 
shall  we  not  get  the  highest  price  for  it  ?”  So, 
by  degrees,  they  altered  many  things  in  the 
college.  In  the  first  place,  under  their  auspi- 
ces, gentlemen-commoners  increased  and  mul- 
tiplied ; in  fact,  the  eldest  sons  of  baronets, 
even  of  squires,  were  scarcely  admitted  on  any 
other  footing.  As  these  young  gentlemen  paid 
double  fees  to  the  college,  and  had  great  ex- 
pectations of  all  sorts,  it  could  not  be  expected 
that  they  should  be  subject  to  quite  the  same 
discipline  as  the  common  run  of  men,  who 
would  have  to  make  their  own  way  in  the  world. 
So  the  rules  as  to  attendance  at  chapel  and 
lectures,  though  nominally  the  same  for  them 
as  for  commoners,  were  in  practice  relaxed  in 
their  favor  ; and,  that  they  might  find  all  things 
suitable  to  persons  in  their  position,  the  kitchen 
and  buttery  were  worked  up  to  a high  state  of 


perfection,  and  St.  Ambrose,  from  having  been 
one  of  the  most  reasonable,  had  come  to  be 
about  the  most  expensive  college  in  the  univer- 
sity. These  changes  worked  as  their  promoters 
probably  desired  that  they  should  w'ork,  and  the 
college  was  full  of  rich  men,  and  commanded 
in  the  university  the  sort  of  respect  which  rich- 
es bring  with  them.  But  the  old  reputation, 
though  still  strong  out  of  doors,  was  beginning 
sadly  to  wane  within  the  university  precincts. 
Fewer  and  fewer  of  the  St.  Ambrose  men  ap- 
peared in  the  class  lists  or  among  the  prize- 
men. They  no  longer  led  the  debates  at  the 
Union ; the  boat  lost  place  after  place  on  the 
river ; the  eleven  got  beaten  in  all  their  match- 
es. The  inaugurators  of  these  changes  had 
passed  away  in  their  turn,  and  at  last  a reac- 
tion had  commenced.  The  fellows  recently 
elected,  and  who  were  in  residence  at  the 
time  we  write  of,  were  for  the  most  part  men 
of  great  attainments,  all  of  them  men  who  had 
taken  very  high  honors.  The  electors  natural- 
ly enough  had  chosen  them  as  the  most  likely 
persons  to  restoi'e,  as  tutors,  the  golden  days  of 
the  college  ; and  they  had  been  careful,  in  the 
selection,  to  confine  themselves  to  very  quiet 
and  studious  men,  such  as  were  likely  to  re- 
main up  at  Oxford,  passing  over  men  of  more 
popular  manners  and  active  spirits,  who  would 
be  sure  to  flit  soon  into  the  world,  and  be  of 
little  more  service  to  St.  Ambrose. 

But  these  were  not  the  men  to  get  any  hold 
on  the  fast  set  who  w'ere  now  in  the  ascendant. 
It  was  not  in  the  nature  of  things  that  they 
should  understand  each  other;  in  fact,  they 
were  hopelessly  at  war,  and  the  college  was  get- 
ting more  and  more  out  of  gear  in  consequence. 

What  they  could  do,  however,  they  were  do- 
ing ; and  under  their  fostering  care  were  gi’ow- 
ing  up  a small  set,  including  most  of  the  schol- 
ars, who  were  likely,  as  far  as  they  were  con- 
cerned, to  retrieve  the  college  character  in  the 
schools.  But  they  Avere  too  much  like  their 
tutors — men  Avho  did  little  else  but  read.  They 
neither  wished  for,  nor  were  likely  to  gain,  the 
slightest  influence  on  the  fast  set.  The  best 
men  among  them,  too,  were  diligent  readers  of 
the  Ti-acts  for  the  Tunes,  and  followers  of  the 
able  leaders  of  the  High-Church  party,  which 
was  then  agrowing  one  ; and  this  led  them,  also, 
to  form  such  friendships  as  they  made  among 
out-college  men  of  their  OAvn  way  of  thinking — 
with  High-Churchmen,  rather  than  St.  Ambrose 
men.  So  they  lived  very  much  to  themselves, 
and  scarcely  interfered  with  the  dominant  party. 

Lastly,  there  was  the  boating  set,  which  w^as 
beginning  to  revive  in  the  college,  partly  from 
the  natural  disgust  of  any  body  of  young  Eng- 
lishmen at  finding  themselves  distanced  in  an 
exercise  requiring  strength  and  pluck,  and  part- 
ly from  the  fact  that  the  captain  for  the  time 
being  was  one  of  the  best  oars  in  the  university 
boat,  and  also  a deservedly  popular  character. 
He  was  now  in  his  third  year  of  residence,  had 
won  the  pair-oar  race,  and  had  pulled  seven  in 
the  great  yearly  match  with  Cambridge,  and 


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by  constant  hard  work  had  managed  to  carry 
the  St.  Ambrose  boat  up  to  the  fifth  place  on 
the  river.  He  will  be  introduced  to  you,  gen- 
tle reader,  when  the  proper  time  comes ; at 
present,  we  are  only  concerned  with  a bird’s- 
eye  view  of  the  college,  that  you  may  feel  more 
or  less  at  home  in  it.  The  boating  set  was  not 
so  separate  or  marked  as  the  reading  set,  melt- 
ing on  one  side  into,  and  keeping  up  more  or 
less  connection  with  the  fast  set,  and  also  com- 
manding a sort  of  half-allegiance  from  most  of 
the  men  who  belonged  to  neither  of  the  other 
sets.  The  minor  divisions,  of  which  of  course 
there  were  many,  need  not  be  particularized,  as 
the  above  general  classification  will  be  enough 
for  the  purposes  of  this  history. 

Our  hero,  on  leaving  school,  had  bound  him- 
self solemnly  to  write  all  his  doings  and  thoughts 
to  the  friend  whom  he  had  left  behind  him : 
distance  and  separation  were  to  make  no  differ- 
ence whatever  in  their  friendship.  This  com- 
pact had  been  made  on  one  of  their  last  even- 
ings at  Rugby.  They  were  sitting  together  in 
the  six-form  room,  Tom  splicing  the  handle  of 
a favorite  cricket  bat,  and  Arthur  reading  a 
volume  of  Raleigh’s  works.  The  Doctor  had 
lately  been  alluding  to  the  “ History  of  the 
World,”  and  had  excited  the  curiosity  of  the 
active-minded  among  his  pupils  about  the  great 
navigator,  statesman,  soldier,  author,  the  fine 
gentleman.  So  Raleigh’s  works  were  seized  on 
by  various  voracious  young  readers,  and  carried 
out  of  the  school  library  ; and  Arthur  was  now 
deep  in  avolume  of  the  “Miscellanies, ’’curled  up 
on  a corner  of  the  sofa.  Presently,  Tom  heard 
something  between  a groan  and  a protest,  and, 
looking  up,  demanded  explanations ; in  answer 
to  which,  Arthur,  in  a voice  half  furious  and 
half  fearful,  read  out : 

“And  be  sure  of  this,  thou  shalt  never  find 
a friend  in  thy  young  years  whose  conditions 
and  qualities  will  please  thee  after  thou  comest 
to  more  discretion  and  judgment ; and  then  all 
thou  givest  is  lost,  and  all  wherein  thou  shalt 
trust  such  an  one  will  be  discovered.” 

“You  don’t  mean  that’s  Raleigh’s?” 

“ Yes ; here  it  is,  in  his  first  letter  to  his 
son.” 

“What  a cold-blooded  old  Philistine,”  said 
Tom. 

“But  it  can’t  be  true,  do  you  think?”  said 
Arthur. 

And,  in  short,  after  some  personal  reflections 
on  Sir  Walter,  they  then  and  there  resolved 
that,  so  far  as  they  were  concerned,  it  was  not, 
could  not,  and  should  not  be  true ; that  they 
W'ould  remain  faithful  the  same  to  each  other, 
and  the  greatest  friends  in  the  world,  through  I 
know  not  what  separations,  trials,  and  catastro- 
phes. And  for  the  better  insuring  this  result,  a 
correspondence,  regular  as  the  recurring  months, 
was  to  be  maintained.  It  had  already  lasted 
through  the  long  vacation  and  up  to  Christmas 
without  sensibly  dragging,  though  Tom’s  letters 
had  been  something  of  the  shortest  in  Novembei-, 
when  he  had  had  lots  of  shooting,  and  two  days 


a week  with  the  hounds.  Now,  however,  having 
fairly  got  to  Oxford,  he  determined  to  make  up 
for  all  short-comings.  His  first  letter  from  col- 
lege, taken  in  connection  Avith  the  previous 
sketch  of  the  place,  will  probably  accomplish 
the  work  of  introduction  better  than  any  detail- 
ed account  by  a third  party ; and  it  is  therefore 
given  here  verbatim : 

“ St.  Ambrose,  Oxford,  February,  184 — . 

“My  dear  Geordie, — According  to  prom- 
ise, I write  to  tell  you  how  I get  on  up  here, 
and  what  sort  of  a place  Oxford  is.  Of  course, 
I don’t  know  much  about  it  yet,  having  been 
only  up  some  two  weeks ; but  you  shall  have 
my  first  impressions. 

“ Well,  first  and  foremost,  it’s  an  awfully  idle 
place;  at  any  rate,  for  us  freshmen.  Fancy 
now.  I am  in  twelve  lectures  a week  of  an 
hour  each — Greek  Testament,  first  book  of  He- 
rodotus, second  .iEneid,  and  first  book  of  Euclid ! 
There’s  a treat ! Two  hours  a day ; all  over 
by  twelve,  or  one  at  latest ; and  no  extra  work  at 
all  in  the  shape  of  copies  of  verses,  themes,  or 
other  exercises. 

“I  think  sometimes  I’m  back  in  the  loAver 
fifth  ; for  we’  don’t  get  through  more  than  we 
used  to  do  there ; and  if  you  were  to  hear  the 
men  construe,  it  would  make  your  hair  stand 
on  end.  Where  on  earth  can  they  have  come 
from  ? unless  they  blunder  on  purpose,  as  I often 
think.  Of  course,  I never  look  at'a  lecture  be- 
fore I go  in  ; I know  it  all  nearly  by  heart,  so 
it  would  be  sheer  waste  of  time.  I hope  I shall 
take  to  reading  something  or  other  by  myself; 
but  you  know  I never  was  much  of  a hand  at 
sapping,  and,  for  the  present,  the  light  work 
suits  me  well  enough,  for  there’s  plenty  to  see 
and  learn  about  this  place. 

“We  keep  very  gentlemanly  hours.  Chapel 
every  morning  at  eight,  and  evening  at  seven. 
You  must  attend  once  a day,  and  twice  on  Sun- 
days— at  least,  that’s  the  rule  of  our  college — 
and  be  in  gates  by  twelve  o’clock  at  night.  Be- 
sides which,  if  you’re  a decently  steady  felloAV, 
you  ought  to  dine  in  hall  perhaps  four  days  a 
week.  Hall  is  at  five  o’clock.  And  now  you 
have  the  sum  total.  All  the  rest  of  your  time 
you  may  just  do  what  you  like  with. 

“ So  much  for  our  work  and  hours.  Now  for 
the  place.  Well,  it’s  a grand  old  place,  certain- 
ly ; and  I dare  say,  if  a fellow  goes  straight  in 
it,  and  gets  creditably  through  his  three  years, 
he  may  end  by  loving  it  as  much  as  we  do  the 
old  school-house  and  quadrangle  at  Rugby. 
Our  college  is  a fair  specimen  : a venerable  old 
front  of  crumbling  stone  fronting  the  street,  into 
which  two  or  three  other  colleges  look  also. 
Over  the  gateway  is  a large  room,  where  the 
college  examinations  go  on,  when  there  are  any  ; 
and,  as  you  enter,  you  pass  the  porter’s  lodge, 
where  resides  our  janitor,  a bustling  little  man 
with  a pot  belly,  Avhose  business  it  is  to  put 
dowm  the  time  at  which  the  men  come  in  at 
night,  and  to  keep  all  discommonsed  tradesmen, 
stray  dogs,  and  bad  characters  generally,  out  of 
the  college. 


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“ The  large  quadrangle  into  which  you  come 
first  is  bigger  than  ours  at  Rugby,  and  a much 
more  solemn  and  sleepy  sort  of  a place,  with  its 
gables  and  old  mullioned  windows.  One  side 
is  occupied  by  the  hall  and  chapel ; the  princi- 
pal’s house  takes  up  half  another  side  ; and  the 
rest  is  divided  into  staircases,  on  each  of  which 
are  six  or  eight  sets  of  rooms,  inhabited  by  us 
under-graduates,  with  here  and  there  a tutor  or 
fellow  dropped  down  among  us  (in  the  first-floor 
rooms,  of  course),  not  exactly  to  keep  order,  but 
to  act  as  a sort  of  ballast.  This  quadrangle  is 
the  show  part  of  the  college,  and  is  generally 
respectable  and  quiet,  which  is  a good  deal 
more  than  can  be  said  for  the  inner  quadrangle, 
which  you  get  at  through  a passage  leading  out 
of  the  other.  The  rooms  ain’t  half  so  large  or 
good  in  the  inner  quad ; and  here’s  where  all 
v/e  freshmen  live,  besides  a lot  of  tlie  older  un- 
der-graduates who  don’t  care  to  change  their 
rooms.  Only  one  tutor  has  rooms  here  ; and  I 
should  think,  if  he’s  a reading  man,  it  won’t  be 
long  before  he  clears  out ; for  all  sorts  of  high 
jinks  go  on  on  the  grass-plot,  and  the  row  on 
the  staircases  is  often  as  bad,  and  not  half  so 
respectable,  as  it  used  to  be  in  the  middle  pas- 
sage in  the  last  week  of  the  half-year. 

“My  rooms  are  what  they  call  garrets,  right 
up  in  the  roof,  with  a commanding  view  of  col- 
lege tiles  and  chimney-pots,  and  of  houses  at 
the  back.  No  end  of  cats,  both  college  Toms 
and  strangers,  haunt  the  neighborhood,  and  I 
am  rapidly  learning  cat-talking  from  them  ; but 
I’m  not  going  to  stand  it — I don’t  want  to  know 
cat-talk.  The  college  Toms  are  protected  by 
the  statutes,  I believe  ; but  I’m  going  to  buy  an 
air-gun  for  the  benefit  of  the  strangers.  My 
rooms  are  pleasant  enough,  at  the  top  of  the 
kitchen  staircase,  and  separated  from  all  man- 
kind by  a great,  iron-clamped,  outer  door,  my 
oak,  which  I sport  when  I go  out  or  want  to  be 
quiet;  sitting-room  eighteen  by  twelve,  bed- 
room twelve  by  eight,  and  a little  cupboard  for 
the  scout. 

“Ah,  Geordie,  the  scout  is  an  institution! 
Fancy  me  waited  upon  and  valeted  by  a stout 
party  in  black,  of  quiet,  gentlemanly  manners, 
like  the  benevolent  father  in  a comedy.  He 
takes  the  deepest  interest  in  all  my  possessions 
and  proceedings,  and  is  evidently  used  to  good 
society,  to  judge  by  the  amount  of  crockery  and 
glass,  wines,  liquors,  and  grocery,  which  he 
thinks  indispensable  for  my  due  establishment. 
He  has  also  been  good  enough  to  recommend 
to  me  many  tradesmen  who  are  ready  to  supply 
these  articles  in  any  quantities ; each  of  whom 
has  been  here  already  a dozen  times,  cap  in 
hand,  and  vowing  that  it  is  quite  immaterial 
when  I pay — which  is  very  kind  of  them  ; but, 
Avith  the  highest  respect  for  friend  Perkins  (my 
scout)  and  his  obliging  friends,  I shall  make 
some  inquiries  before  ‘ letting  in  ’ with  any 
of  them.  He  waits  on  me  in  hall,  where  we 
go  in  full  fig  of  cap  and  gown  at  five,  and  get 
very  good  dinners,  and  cheap  enough.  It  is 
rather  a ■ fine  old  room,  with  a good,  arched. 


black  oak  ceiling  and  high  panelling,  hung 
round  with  pictures  of  old  swells,  bishops  and 
lords  chiefly,  who  have  endowed  the  college  in 
some  way,  or  at  least  have  fed  here  in  times  gone 
by,  and  for  whom,  ‘ caeterisque  benefactoribus 
nostris,’  we  daily  give  thanks  in  a long  Latin 
grace,  which  one  of  the  under-graduates  (I 
think  it  must  be)  goes  and  rattles  out  at  the  end 
of  the  high  table,  and  then  comes  down  again 
from  the  dais  to  his  own  place.  No  one  feeds 
at  the  high  table  except  the  dons  and  the  gen- 
tlemen-commoners,  who  are  under-graduates  in 
velvet  caps  and  silk  gowns.  Why  they  Avear 
these  instead  of  cloth  and  serge  I haven’t  yet 
made  out — I believe  it  is  because  they  pay 
double  fees  ; but  they  seem  uncommonly  Avretch- 
ed  up  at  the  high  table,  and  I should  think 
Avould  sooner  pay  double  to  come  to  the  other 
end  of  the  hall. 

“ The  chapel  is  a quaint  little  place,  about 
the  size  of  the  chancel  of  Lutterworth  Church. 
It  just  holds  us  all  comfortably.  The  attendance 
is  regular  enough,  but  I don’t  think  the  men  care 
about  it  a bit  in  general.  Several  I can  see  bring 
in  Euclids  and  other  lecture-books,  and  the  serv- 
ice is  gone  through  at  a great  pace.  I couldn’t 
think  at  first  why  some  of  the  men  seemed  so 
uncomfortable  and  stiff  about  the  legs  at  the 
morning  service,  but  I find  that  they  are  the  hunt- 
ing set,  and  come  in  with  pea-coats  over  their 
pinks,  and  trowsers  oA'er  their  leather  breeches 
and  top-boots ; which  accounts  for  it.  There 
are  a few  others  who  seem  very  devout,  and  bow 
a good  deal,  and  turn  towards  the  altar  at  differ- 
ent parts  of  the  service.  These  are  of  the  Oxford 
High-Church  school,  I believe ; but  I shall  soon 
find  out  more  about  them.  On  the  whole,  I 
feel  less  at  home  at  present,  I am  sorry  to  say, 
in  the  chapel,  than  anywhere  else. 

“I  was  very  nearly  forgetting  a great  institu- 
tion of  the  college,  which  is  the  buttery-hatch, 
just  opposite  the  hall-door.  Here  abides  the  fat 
old  butler  (all  the  sen'ants  at  St.  Ambrose’s  are 
portly),  and  serves  out  limited  bread,  butter,  and 
cheese,  and  unlimited  beer  brewed  by  himself, 
for  an  hour  in  the  morning,  at  noon,  and  again 
at  supper-time.  Your  scout  alw'ays  fetches  you 
a pint  or  so  on  each  occasion,  in  case  you  should 
want  it,  and  if  you  don’t,  it  falls  to  him ; but  I 
can’t  say  that  my  fellow  gets  much,  for  I am 
naturally  a thirsty  soul,  and  can  not  often  resist 
the  malt  myself,  coming  up,  as  it  does,  fresh  and 
cool,  in  one  of  the  silver  tankards,  of  which  Ave 
seem  to  haA-e  an  endless  supply. 

“ I spent  a day  or  two  in  the  first  week,  before 
I got  shaken  doAvn  into  my  place  here,  in  going 
round  and  seeing  the  other  colleges,  and  finding 
out  Avhat  great  men  had  been  at  each  (one  got  n 
taste  for  that  sort  of  work  from  the  Doctor,  and 
I’d  nothing  else  to  do).  Well,  I was  never 
more  interested:  fancy  ferreting  out  Wycliffe, 
j the  Black  Prince,  our  friend  Sir  Walter  Raleigh, 
j Pym,  Hampden,  Land,  Ireton,  Butler,  and  Ad- 
I dison,  in  one  afternoon.  I Avalked  about  two 
' inches  taller  in  my  trencher-cap  after  it.  Per- 
' haps  I may  be  going  to  make  dear  friends  Avith 


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some  fellow  who  will  change  the  history  of  Eng- 
land. Why  shouldn’t  I?  There  must  have 
been  freshmen  once  who  were  chums  of  Wyc- 
liffe  of  Queen’s,  or  Raleigh  of  Oriel.  I mooned 
up  and  down  the  High  Street,  staring  at  all  the 
young  faces  in  caps,  and  wondering  which  of 
them  would  turn  out  great  generals,  or  states- 
men, or  poets.  Some  of  them  will,  of  course, 
for  there  must  be  a dozen  at  least,  I should  think, 
in  every  generation  of  under-graduates,  who  will 
have  a good  deal  to  say  to  the  ruling  and  guid- 
ing of  the  British  nation  before  they  die. 

“But,  after  all,  the  river  is  the  feature  of 
Oxford,  to  my  mind — a glorious  stream,  not 
five  minutes’  walk  from  the  colleges,  broad 
enough  in  most  places  for  three  boats  to  row 
abreast.  I expect  I shall  take  to  boating  fu- 
riously : I have  been  down  the  river  three  or 
four  times  already  with  some  other  freshmen, 
and  it  is  glorious  exercise ; that  I can  see, 
though  we  bungle  and  cut  crabs  desperately  at 
present. 

“Here’s  a long  yarn  I’m  spinning  for  you; 
and  I dare  say,  after  all,  you  say  it  tells  you 
nothing,  and  you’d  rather  have  twenty  lines 
about  the  men,  and  what  they’re  thinking  about, 
and  the  meaning  and  inner  life  of  the  place,  and 
all  that.  Patience,  patience ! I don’t  know 
any  thing  about  it  myself  yet,  and  haAX  only 
had  time  to  look  at  the  shell,  which  is  a very 
handsome  and  stately  affair ; you  shall  have 
the  kernel,  if  I ever  get  at  it,  in  due  time. 

' “ And  now  write  me  a long  letter  directly, 
and  tell  me  about  the  Doctor,  and  who  are  in 
the  Sixth,  and  how  the  house  goes  on,  and  what 
sort  of  an  eleven  there’ll  be,  and  what  you  are 
all  doing  and  thinking  about.  Come  up  here 
and  try  for  a scholarship  ; I’ll  take  you  in  and 
show  you  the  lions.  Remember  me  to  all  old 
friends.  Ever  yours  affectiojiately,  T.  B.” 


CHAPTER  II. 

A now  ox  THE  EIVEE. 

Within  a day  or  two  of  the  penning  of  this 
celebrated  epistle,  which  created  quite  a sensa- 
tion in  the  Sixth-form  room  as  it  went  the  round 
after  tea,  Tom  realized  one  of  the  objects  of  his 
young  Oxford  ambition,  and  succeeded  in  em- 
barking on  the  river  in  a skiff  by  himself,  with 
such  results  as  are  nov/  to  be  described.  He 
had  already  been  down  several  times  in  pair-oar 
and  four-oar  boats,  with  an  old  oar  to  pull  stroke, 
and  another  to  steer  and  coach  the  young  idea, 
but  he  was  not  satisfied  with  these  essays.  He 
could  not  believe  that  he  was  such  a bad  oar  as 
the  old  hands  made  him  out  to  be,  and  thought 
that  it  must  be  the  fault  of  the  other  freshmen 
Avho  were  learning  with  him  that  the  boat  made 
so  little  way  and  rolled  so  much.  He  had 
been  such  a proficient  in  all  the  Rugby  games, 
that  he  couldn’t  realize  the  fact  of  his  unreadi- 
ness in  a boat.  Pulling  looked  like  a simple 
thing  enough — much  easier  than  tennis ; and  he 


had  made  a capital  start  at  the  latter  game,  and 
been  highly  complimented  by  the  marker  after 
his  first  hour  in  the  little  court.  He  forgot  that 
cricket  and  fives  are  capital  training  for  tennis, 
but  that  rowing  is  a specialty,  of  the  rudiments 
of  which  he  was  wholly  ignorant.  And  so,  in 
full  confidence  that,  if  he  could  only  have  a turn 
or  two  alone,  he  should  not  only  satisfy  him- 
self, but  every  body  else,  that  he  was  a heav- 
en-born oar,  he  refused  all  offers  of  companion- 
ship, and  started  on  the  afternoon  of  a fine  Feb- 
ruary day  down  to  the  boats  for  his  trial  trip. 
He  had  watched  his  regular  companions  well  out 
of  college,  and  gave  them  enough  start  to  make 
sure  that  they  would  be  off  before  he  himself 
could  arrive  at  the  St.  Ambrose’s  dressing-room 
at  Hall’s,  and  chuckled,  as  he  came  within  sight 
of  the  river,  to  see  the  freshmen’s  boat,  in  which 
he  generally  performed,  go  plunging  away  past 
the  university  barge,  keeping  three  different  times 
with  four  oars,  and  otherwise  demeaning  itself 
so  as  to  become  an  object  of  mirthful  admiration 
to  all  beholders. 

Tom  was  punted  across  to  Hall’s  in  a state  of 
great  content,  which  increased  when,  in  answer 
to  his  casual  inquiry,  the  managing  man  inform- 
ed him  that  not  a man  of  his  college  was  about 
the  place.  So  he  ordered  a skiff  with  as  much 
dignity  and  coolness  as  he  could  command,  and 
hastened  up  stairs  to  dress.  He  appeared  again, 
carrying  his  boating  coat  and  cap.  They  were 
quite  new,  so  he  would  not  wear  them  : nothing 
about  him  should  betray  the  freshman  on  this 
daj',  if  he  could  help  it. 

“ Is  my  skiff  ready  ?” 

“ All  right,  sir ; this  way,  sir,”  said  the  mana- 
ger, conducting  him  to  a good,  safe-looking  craft. 
“ Any  gentleman  going  to  steer,  sir?” 

“ No,”  said  Tom,  superciliously ; “ you  may 
take  out  the  rudder.” 

“ Going  quite  alone,  sir  ? Better  take  one 
of  our  boys — find  you  a very  light  one.  Here, 
Bill!” — and  he  turned  to  summons  a juA'enile 
waterman  to  take  charge  of  our  hero. 

“Take  out  the  rudder,  do  you  hear?”  inter- 
rupted Tom.  “ I won’t  have  a steerer.” 

“ Well,  sir,  as  you  please,”  said  the  manager, 
proceeding  to  remove  the  degrading  appendage. 

‘ ‘ The  river’s  rather  high,  please  to  remember, 
sir.  You  must  mind  the  mill-stream  at  Iflfley 
Lock.  I suppose  you  can  swim  ?” 

“Yes,  of  course,”  said  Tom,  settling  himself 
on  his  cushion.  “Now  shove  her  off.” 

The  next  moment  he  was  well  out  in  the 
stream,  and  left  to  his  own  resources.  He  got 
his  sculls  out  successfully  enough,  and,  though 
feeling  by  no  means  easy  on  his  seat,  proceeded 
to  pull  very  deliberately  past  the  barges,  stop- 
ping his  sculls  in  the  air  to  feather  accurately, 
in  the  hopes  of  deceiving  spectators  into  the 
belief  that  he  was  an  old  hand  just  going  out 
for  a gentle  paddle.  The  manager  watched 
him  for  a minute,  and  turned  to  his  work  with 
an  aspiration  that  he  might  not  come  to  grief. 

But  no  thought  of  grief  was  on  Tom’s  mind 
as  he  dropped  gently  down,  impatient  for  the 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXTOED. 


time  when  he  should  pass  the  mouth  of  the  Cher- 
well,  and  so,  having  no  longer  critical  eyes  to 
fear,  might  put  out  his  whole  strength,  and  give 
himself  at  least,  if  not  the  world,  assurance  of 
a waterman. 

The  day  was  a very  fine  one,  a bright  sun 
shining,  and  a nice  fresh  breeze  blowing  across 
the  stream,  but  not  enough  to  rutile  the  water 
seriously.  Some  heavy  storms  up  Gloucester- 
shire way  had  cleared  the  air,  and  swollen  the 
stream  at  the  same  time ; in  fact,  the  river  was 
as  full  as  it  could  be  without  overflowing  its 
banks — a state  in  which,  of  all  others,  it  is  the 
least  safe  for  boating  experiments.  Fortunate- 
ly in  those  days  there  were  no  outriggers.  Even 
the  racing  skiffs  were  comparatively  safe  craft, 
and  would  now  be  characterized  as  tubs  ; while 
the  real  tubs  (in  one  of  the  safest  of  which  the 
prudent  manager  had  embarked  our  hero)  were 
of  such  build  that  it  required  considerable  in- 
genuity actually  to  upset  them. 

If  any  ordinary  amount  of  bungling  could 
have  done  it,  Tom’s  voyage  would  have  termin- 
ated within  a hundred  yards  of  the  Cherwell. 
While  he  had  been  sitting  quiet  and  merely  pad- 
dling, and  almost  letting  the  stream  carry  him 
down,  the  boat  had  trimmed  well  enough  ; but 
now,  taking  a long  breath,  he  leaned  forward 
and  dug  his  sculls  into  the  water,  pulling  them 
through  with  all  his  strength.  The  consequence 
of  this  feat  was  that  the  handles  of  the  sculls 
came  into  violent  collision  in  the  middle  of  the 
boat,  the  knuckles  of  his  right  hand  were  bark- 
ed, his  left  scull  unshipped,  and  the  head  of  his 
skiff  almost  blown  round  by  the  wind  before  he 
could  restore  order  on  board. 

“ Never  mind  ; try  again,”  thought  he,  after 
the  first  sensation  of  disgust  had  passed  off,  and 
a glance  at  the  shore  showed  him  that  there 
were  no  witnesses.  “Of  course,  I forgot,  one 
hand  must  go  over'  the  other.  It  might  have 
happened  to  any  one.  Let  me  see,  which  hand 
shall  I keep  uppermost:  the  left,  that’s  the 

weakest.”  And  away  he  went  again,  keeping 
his  newly-acquired  fact  painfully  in  mind,  and 
so  avoiding  farther  collision  amidships  for  four 
or  five  strokes.  But,  as  in  other  sciences,  the 
giving  of  undue  prominence  to  one  fact  brings 
others  inexorably  on  the  head  of  the  student  to 
avenge  his  neglect  of  them,  so  it  happened  with 
Tom,  in  his  practical  study  of  the  science  of 
rowing,  that  by  thinking  of  his  hands  he  forgot 
his  seat,  and  the  necessity  of  trimming  properly. 
Whereupon  the  old  tub  began  to  rock  fearful- 
ly, and  the  next  moment  he  missed  the  water 
altogether  with  his  right  scull,  and  subsided 
backward,  not  without  struggles,  into  the  bot- 
tom of  the  boat ; while  the  half-stroke  which 
he  had  pulled  with  his  left  hand  sent  her  head 
well  into  the  bank. 

Tom  picked  himself  up,  and  settled  himself 
on  his  bench  again,  a sadder  and  a wiser  man, 
as  the  truth  began  to  dawn  upon  him  that  pull- 
ing, especially  sculling,  does  not,  like  reading 
and  writing,  come  by  nature.  However,  he  ad- 
dressed himself  manfully  to  his  task ; savage 


indeed,  and  longing  to  drive  a hole  in  the  bot- 
tom of  the  old  tub,  but  as  resolved  as  ever  to 
get  to  Sandford  and  back  before  hall-time,  or 
perish  in  the  attempt. 

He  shoved  himself  off  the  bank,  and,  warned 
by  his  last  mishap,  got  out  into  mid-stream, 
and  there,  moderating  his  ardor,  and  contenting 
himself  with  a slow  and  steady  stroke,  was  pro- 
gressing satisfactorily,  and  beginning  to  recover 
his  temper,  when  a loud  shout  startled  him ; 
and,  looking  over  his  shoulder  at  the  immi- 
nent risk  of  an  upset,  he  beheld  the  fast  sailer 
the  “Dart,”  close-hauled  on  a wind,  and  al- 
most aboard  of  him.  Utterly  ignorant  of  what 
was  the  right  thing  to  do,  he  held  on  his  course, 
and  passed  close  under  the  bows  of  the  minia- 
ture cutter,  the  steersman  having  jammed  his 
helm  hard  down,  shaking  her  in  the  wind,  to 
prevent  running  over  the  skiff,  and  solacing 
himself  with  pouring  maledictions  on  Tom 
and  his  craft,  in  which  the  man  who  had 
hold  of  the  sheets,  and  the  third,  who  was 
lounging  in  the  bows,  heartily  joined.  Tom 
was  out  of  ear-shot  before  he  had  collected 
vituperation  enough  to  hurl  back  at  them,  and 
was,  moreover,  already  in  the  difficult  naviga- 
tion of  the  Gut,  where,  notwithstanding  all  his 
efforts,  he  again  ran  aground ; but,  with  this  ex- 
ception, he  arrived  without  other  mishap  at 
Iffley,  where  he  lay  on  his  sculls  with  much  sat- 
isfaction, and  shouted,  “Lock — lock!” 

The  lock-keeper  appeared  to  the  summons, 
but,  instead  of  opening  the  gates,  seized  a long 
boat-hook  and  rushed  towards  our  hero,  calling 
on  him  to  mind  the  mill-stream,  and  pull  his 
right-hand  scull ; notwithstanding  which  warn- 
ing, Tom  was  within  an  ace  of  drifting  past  the 
entrance  to  the  lock,  in  which  case  assuredly 
his  boat,  if  not  he,  had  never  returned  whole. 
However,  the  lock-keeper  managed  to  catch  the 
stern  of  his  skiff  with  the  boat-hook,  and  drag 
him  back  into  the  proper  channel,  and  then 
opened  the  lock-gates  for  him.  Tom  congratu- 
lated himself,  as  he  entered  the  lock,  that  there 
were  no  other  boats  going  through  with  him ; 
but  his  evil  star  was  in  the  ascendant,  and  all 
things,  animate  and  inanimate,  seemed  to  be 
leagued  together  to  humiliate  him.  As  the  wa- 
ter  began  to  fall  rapidly,  he  lost  his  hold  of 
the  chain,  and  the  tub  instantly  drifted  across 
the  lock,  no's  was  in  imminent  danger  of  stick- 
ing and  breaking  her  back,  when  the  lock-keep- 
er again  came  to  the  rescue  with  his  boat-hook  ; 
and,  guessing  the  state  of  the  case,  did  not  quit 
him  until  he  had  safely  shoved  him  and  his 
boat  well  out  into  the  pool  below,  with  an  ex- 
hortation to  mind  and  go  outside  of  the  barge 
which  was  coming  up, 

Tom  started  on  the  latter  half  of  his  outward 
voyage  with  the  sort  of  look  which  Cato  must 
have  worn  when  he  elected  the  losing  side,  and 
all  the  gods  went  over  to  the  winning  one.  But 
his  previous  struggles  had  not  been  thrown  away, 
and  he  managed  to  keep  the  right  side  of  the 
barge,  turn  the  corner  without  going  aground, 
and  zigzag  down  Kennington  reach,  slowly  in- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


15 


deed,  and  witli  much  labor,  but  at  any  rate  safe- 
ly. Rejoicing  in  this  feat,  he  stopped  at  the 
island  and  recreated  himself  with  a glass  of 
beer,  looking  now  hopefully  towards  Sandford, 
which  lay  within  easy  distance,  now  upwards 
again  along  the  reach  which  he  had  just  over- 
come, and  solacing  himself  with  the  remem- 
brance of  a dictum,  which  he  had  heard  from  a 
great  authority,  that  it  was  always  easier  to  steer 
up  stream  than  down,  from  which  he  argued 
that  the  worst  part  of  his  trial  trip  was  now  over. 

Presently  he  saw  a skiff  turn  the  corner  at 
the  top  of  the  Kennington  reach,  and,  resolving 
in  his  mind  to  get  to  Sandford  beforo  the  new- 
comer, paid  for  his  beer,  and  betook  himself 
again  to  his  tub.  He  got  pretty  well  off,  and, 
the  island  shutting  out  his  unconscious  rival  from 
his  view,  worked  away  at  first  under  the  pleas- 
ing delusion  that  he  was  holding  his  own.  But 
he  was  soon  undeceived,  for  in  monstrously 
short  time  the  pursuing  skiff  showed  round  the 
corner,  and  bore  down  on  him.  He  never  re- 
laxed his  efforts,  but  could  not  help  watching 
the  enemy  as  he  came  up  with  him  hand  over 
hand,  and  envying  the  perfect  ease  with  which 
he  seemed  to  be  pulling  his  long  steady  stroke, 
and  the  precision  with  which  he  steered,  scarce- 
ly ever  casting  a look  over  his  shoulder.  He 
was  hugging  the  Berkshire  side  himself  as  the 
other  skiff  passed  him,  and  thought  he  heard  the 
sculler  say  something  about  keeping  out,  and 
minding  the  small  lasher ; but  the  noise  of  wa- 
ters and  his  own  desperate  efforts  prevented  his 
heeding,  or  indeed  hearing  the  warning  plainly. 
In  another  minute,  however,  he  heard  plainly 
enough  most  energetic  shouts  behind  him  ; and, 
turning  his  head  over  his  right  shoulder,  saw  the 
man  who  had  just  passed  him  backing  his  skiff 
rapidly  up  stream  towards  him.  The  next  mo- 
ment he  felt  the  bows  of  his  boat  whirl  round, 
the  old  tub  grounded  for  a moment,  and  then, 
turning  over  on  her  side,  shot  him  out  on  to  the 
planking  of  the  steep  descent  into  the  small  lash- 
er. He  grasped  at  the  boards,  but  they  were 
too  slippery  to  hold,  and  the  rush  of  water  was 
too  strong  for  him,  and,  rolling  him  over  and 
over,  like  a piece  of  drift-wood,  plunged  him 
into  the  pool  below. 

After  the  first  moment  of  astonishment  and 
fright  was  over,  Tom  left  himself  to  the  stream, 
holding  his  breath  hard,  and  paddling  gently 
with  his  hands,  feeling  sure  that,  if  he  could  only 
hold  on,  he  should  come  to  the  surface  sooner 
or  later;  which  accordingly  happened  after  a 
somewhat  lengthy  submersion. 

His  first  impulse  on  rising  to  the  surface,  af- 
ter catching  his  breath,  was  to  strike  out  for  the 
shore,  but,  in  the  act  of  doing  so,  he  caught  sight 
of  the  other  skiff  coming  stern  foremost  down 
the  deep  descent  after  him,  and  he  trod  the  wa- 
ter and  drew  in  his  breath  to  watch.  Down  she 
came,  cs  straight  as  an  arrow,  into  the  tumult 
below  ; the  sculler  sitting  upright,  and  holding 
his  sculls  steadily  in  the  water.  For  a moment 
she  seemed  to  be  going  under,  but  righted  her- 
self, and  glided  swiftly  into  the  still  water ; and 


then  the  sculler  cast  a hasty  and  anxious  glance 
round,  till  his  eyes  rested  on  our  hero’s  half- 
drowned  head. 

“ Oh,  there  you  are !”  he  said,  looking  much 
relieved  ; “ all  right,  I hope.  Not,  hurt,  eh  ?” 

“No,  thankee;  all  right,  I believe,”  answer- 
ed Tom.  “ What  shall  I do  ?” 

“ Swim  ashore  ; I’ll  look  after  your  boat.” 
So  Tom  took  the  advice,  swam  ashore,  and  there 
stood  dripping  and  watching  the  other  as  ho 
righted  the  old  tub,  which  was  floating  quietly 
bottom  upward,  little  the  worse  for  the  mishap, 
and  no  doubt,  if  boats  can  wish,  earnestly  desir- 
ing in  her  wooden  mind  to  be  allowed  to  go  qui- 
etly to  pieces  then  and  there,  sooner  than  be  res- 
cued to  be  again  intrusted  to  the  guidance  of 
freshmen. 

The  tub  having  been  brought  to  the  bank,  the 
stranger  started  again,  and  collected  the  sculls 
and  bottom-boards,  which  were  floating  about 
here  and  there  in  the  pool,  and  also  succeeded 
in  making  salvage  of  Tom’s  coat,  the  pockets  of 
which  held  his  watch,  purse,  and  cigar-case. 
These  he  brought  to  the  bank,  and,  delivering 
them  over,  inquired  whether  there  was  any  thing 
else  to  look  after. 

“ Thank  you,  no ; nothing  but  my  cap.  Nev- 
er mind  it.  It’s  luck  enough  not  to  have  lost 
the  coat,”  said  Tom,  holding  up  the  dripping 
garment  to  let  the  water  run  out  of  the  arms 
and  pocket-holes,  and  then  wringing  it  as  well 
as  he  could.  “ At  any  rate,”  thought  he,  “ I 
needn’t  be  afraid  of  its  looking  too  new'-  any 
more.” 

The  stranger  put  off  again,  and  made  one 
more  round,  searching  for  the  cap  and  any  thing 
else  which  he  might  have  overlooked,  but  with- 
out success.  While  he  was  doing  so,  Tom  had 
time  to  look  him  well  over,  and  see  what  sort 
of  man  had  come  to  his  rescue.  He  hardly 
knew  at  the  time  the  full  extent  of  his  obliga- 
tion— at  least  if  this  sort  of  obligation  is  to  be 
reckoned  not  so  much  by  the  service  actually 
rendered,  as  by  the  risk  encountered  to  be  able 
to  render  it.  There  were  probably  not  three 
men  in  the  university  who  w'ould  have  dared  to 
shoot  the  lasher  in  a skiff  in  its  then  state,  for 
it  was  in  those  times  a really  dangerous  place; 
and  Tom  himself  had  had  an  extraordinary  es- 
cape ; for,  as  Miller,  the  St.  Ambrose  coxswain, 
remarked  on  hearing  the  story,  “No  one  who 
w^asn’t  born  to  be  hung  could  have  rolled  down 
it  without  knocking  his  head  against  something 
Rard,  and  going  down  like  lead  when  he  got  to 
the  bottom.” 

He  was  very  well  satisfied  with  his  inspection. 
The  other  man  was  evidently  a year  or  two  old- 
er than  himself,  his  figure  was  more  set,  and  he 
had  stronger  whiskers  than  are  generally  grown 
at  twenty.  He  was  somewhere  about  five  feet 
ten  in  height,  very  deep-chested,  and  with  long 
powerful  arms  and  hands.  There  was  no  deny- 
ing, however,  that  at  the  first  glance  he  was  an 
ugly  man  ; he  was  marked  with  small-pox,  had 
large  features,  high  cheek  bones,  deeply-set  eyes, 
and  a very  long  chin ; and  had  got  the  trick 


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which  many  underhung  men  have  of  compress- 
ing his  upper  lip.  Nevertheless,  there  was  that 
in  his  face  which  hit  Tom’s  fancy,  and  made 
him  anxious  to  know  his  rescuer  better.  He 
had  an  instinct  that  good  was  to  be  gotten  out 
of  him.  So  he  was  very  glad  when  the  search 
was  ended,  and  the  stranger  came  to  the  bank, 
shipped  his  sculls,  and  jumped  out  with  the 
painter  of  his  skiff  in  his  hand,  which  he  pro- 
ceeded to  fasten  to  an  old  stump,  while  he  re- 
marked : 

“ I’m  afraid  the  cap’s  lost.” 

“It  doesn’t  matter  the  least.  Thank  you  for 
coming  to  help  me  ; it  was  very  kind  indeed, 
and  more  than  I expected.  Don’t  they  say  that 
one  Oxford  man  will  never  save  another  from 
drowning  unless  they  have  been  introduced?” 
“I  don’t  know,”  replied  the  other;  “are 
you  sure  you’re  not  hurt?” 

“Yes,  quite,”  said  Tom,  foiled  in  what  he 
considered  an  artful  plan  to  get  tlie  stranger  to 
introduce  himself. 

“Then  we’re  very  well  out  of  it,”  said  the 
other,  looking  at  the  steep  descent  into  the 
lasher,  and  the  rolling,  tumbling  rush  of  the 
water  below. 

“Indeed  we  are,”  said  Tom  ; “but  how  in 
the  world  did  you  manage  not  to  upset  ?” 

“I  hardly  know  myself — I have  shipped  a 
good  deal  of  water,  you  see.  Perhaps  I ought 
to  have  jumped  out  on  the  bank  and  come 
across  to  you,  leaving  my  skiff  in  the  river,  for 
if  I had  upset  I couldn’t  have  helped  you  much. 
However,  I followed  my  instinct,  which  was  to 
come  the  quickest  way.  I thought,  too,  that  if 
I could  manage  to  get  down  in  tlie  boat  I should 
be  of  more  use.  I’m  very  glad  I did  it,”  he 
added,  after  a moment’s  pause;  “I’m  really 
proud  of  having  come  down  that  place.” 

“ So  ain’t  I,”  said  Tom  with  a laugh,  in 
which  the  other  joined. 

“But  now  you’re  getting  chilled,”  and  he 
turned  from  the  lasher  and  looked  at  Tom’s 
chattering  jaws. 

“ Oh,  it’s  nothing.  I’m  used  to  being  wet.” 
“But  you  may  just  as  well  be  comfortable  if 
you  can.  Here’s  this  rough  jersey  which  I 
use  instead  of  a coat ; pull  off  that  wet  cotton 
affair,  and  put  it  on,  and  then  we’ll  get  to  work, 
for  we  have  plenty  to  do.” 

After  a little  persuasion 'Tom  did  as  he  was 
bid,  and  got  into  the  great  woolen  garment, 
which  was  very  comforting ; and  then  the  two 
set  about  getting  their  skiffs  back  into  the  main  ’ 
stream.  This  was  comparatively  easy  as  to 
the  lighter  skiff,  which  was  soon  baled  out  and 
hauled  by  main  force  on  to  the  bank,  carried 
across  and  launched  again.  The  tub  gave  them 
much  more  trouble,  for  she  was  quite  full  of 
water  and  very  heavy ; but  after  twenty  minutes 
or  so  of  hard  work,  during  which  the  mutual 
respect  of  the  laborers  for  the  strength  and  wil- 
lingness of  each  other  was  much  increased,  she 
also  lay  in  the  main  stream,  leaking  consider- 
ably, but  otherwise  not  much  the  worse  for  her 
adventure. 


“Now  what  do  you  mean  to  do?”  said  the 
stranger.  “ I don’t  think  you  can  pull  home  in 
her.  One  doesn’t  know  how  much  she  may  be 
damaged.  She  may  sink  in  the  lock,  or  play 
any  prank.” 

“But  what  am  I to  do  with  her?” 

“Oh,  you  can  leave  her  at  Sandford  and  walk 
up,  and  send  one  of  Hall’s  boys  for  her.  Or, 
if  you  like,  I will  tow  her  up  beliind  my  skiff.” 

“ Won’t  your  skiff  carry  two  ?” 

“Yes;  if  you  like  to  come.  I’ll  take  you; 
but  you  must  sit  very  quiet.” 

“ Can’t  we  go  down  to  Sandford  first  and  have 
a glass  of  ale  ? What  time  is  it  ? the  water 
has  stopped  my  watch.” 

‘ ‘ A quarter-past  three.  I have  about  twenty 
minutes  to  spare.” 

“Come  along,  then,”  said  Tom;  “but  will 
you  let  me  pull  your  skiff  down  to  Sandford  ? I 
resolved  to  pull  to  Sandford  to-day,  and  don’t 
like  to  give  it  up.” 

“ By  all  means,  if  you  like,”  said  the  other, 
with  a smile ; “jump  in,  and  I’ll  walk  along  the 
bank.” 

“Thank  you,”  said  Tom,  hurrying  into  the 
skiff,  in  which  he  completed  the  remaining 
quarter  of  a mile,  while  the  owner  walked  by 
the  side  watching  him. 

They  met  on  the  bank  at  the  little  inn  by 
Sandford  lock,  and  had  a glass  of  ale,  over  which 
Tom  confessed  that  it  was  the  first  time  he  had 
ever  navigated  a skiff  by  himself,  and  gave  a de- 
tailed account  of  his  adventures,  to  the  great 
amusement  of  his  companion.  And  by  the 
time  they  rose  to  go,  it. was  settled,  at  Tom’s 
earnest  request,  that  he  should  pull  the  sound 
skiff  up,  while  his  companion  sat  in  the  stern 
and  coached  him.  The  other  consented  very 
kindly,  merely  stipulating  that  he  himself  should 
take  the  sculls,  if  it  should  prove  that  Tom 
could  not  pull  them  up  in  time  for  hall  dinner. 
So  they  started,  and  took  the  tub  in  tow  when 
they  came  up  to  it.  Tom  got  on  famously 
under  his  new  tutor,  who  taught  him  to  get  for- 
Avard,  and  open  his  knees  properly,  and  throw 
his  Aveight  on  to  the  sculls  at  the  beginning  of 
the  stroke.  He  managed  even  to  get  into  Iffley 
lock  on  the  Avay  up  without  fouling  the  gates, 
and  Avas  then  and  there  complimented  on  his 
progress.  Whereupon,  as  they  sat,  while  the 
lock  filled,  Tom  poured  out  his  thanks  to  his 
tutor  for  his  instruction,  Avhich  had  been  given 
so  judiciously  that,  Avhile  he  Avas  conscious  of 
improving  at  every  stroke,  he  did  not  feel  that 
the  other  Avas  asserting  any  superiorit}'  OA'er 
him ; and  so,  though  more  humble  than/at  the 
most  disastrous  period  of  his  doAvnAvard  voyage, 
he  Avas  getting  into  a better  temper  ev'ery  min- 
ute. 

It  is  a great  pity  that  some  of  our  instructors 
in  more  important  matters  than  sculling  will 
not  take  a leaf  out  of  the  same  book.  Of 
course,  it  is  more  satisfactory  to  one’s  OAvn  self- 
loA’e  to  make  eA^ery  one  who  comes  to  one  to. 
learn  feel  that  he  is  a fool,  and  Ave  wise  men ; 
but,  if  our  object  is  to  teach  Avell  and  usefully 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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what  we  know  ourselves,  there  can  not  be  a 
worse  method.  No  man,  however,  is  likely  to 
adopt  it,  so  long  as  he  is  conscious  that  he  has 
any  thing  himself  to  learn  from  his  pupils;  and 
as  soon  as  he  has  arrived  at  the  conviction  that 
they  can  teach  him  nothing — that  it  is  hence- 
forth to  he  all  give  and  no  take — the  sooner  he 
throws  up  his  office  of  teacher,  the  better  it  will 
be  for  himself,  his  pupils,  and  his  country, 
whose  sons  he  is  misguiding. 

On  their  way  up,  so  intent  were  they  on  their 
own  work,  that  it  was  not  until  shouts  of  “Hol- 
lo, Brown  ! how  did  you  get  there  ? Why,  you 
said  you  wei*e  not  going  down  to-day,”  greeted 
them  just  above  the  Gut,  that  they  were  aware 
of  the  presence  of  the  freshmen’s  four-oar  of 
St.  Ambrose  College,  which  had  with  some 
trouble  succeeded  in  overtaking  them. 

“ I said  I wasn’t  going  down  with  you,'' 
shouted  Tom,  grinding  away  harder  than  ever, 
that  they  might  witness  and  wonder  at  his 
prowess. 

“Oh,  I dare  say ! Whose  skiff  are  you  tow- 
ing up  ? I believe  you’ve  been  upset.” 

Tom  made  no  reply,  and  the  four-oar  floun- 
dered on  ahead. 

“Are  you  at  St.  Ambrose’s?”  asked  his  sit- 
ter, after  a minute. 

“Yes;  that’s  my  treadmill,  that  four-oar. 
I’ve  been  down  in  it  almost  every  day  since  I 
came  up,  and  very  poor  fun  it  is.  So  I thought 
to-day  I would  go  on  my  own  hook,  and  see  if 
I couldn’t  make  a better  hand  of  it.  And  I 
have  too,  I kn<^w,  thanks  to  you.” 

The  other  made  no  remark,  but  a little  shade 
came  over  his  face.  He  had  had  no  chance  of 
making  out  Tom’s  college,  as  the  new  cap 
which  would  have  betrayed  him  had  disappear- 
ed in  the  lasher.  He  himself  wore  a glazed 
straw  hat,  which  was  of  no  college  ; so  that  up 
to  this  time  neither  of  them  had  known  to  what 
college  the  other  belonged. 

When  they  landed  at  Hall’s,  Tom  was  at 
once  involved  in  a wrangle  with  the  manager  as 
to  the  amount  of  damage  done  to  the  tub ; 
which  the  latter  refused  to  assess  before  he  knew 
what  had  happened  to  it ; while  our  hero  vig- 
orously, and  with  reason,  maintained  that,  if  he 
knew  his  business,  jt  could  not  matter  what  had 
happened  to  the  boat.  There  she  was,  and  he 
must  say  whether  she  was  better  or  worse,  or 
how  much  worse  than  when  she  started.  In  the 
middle  of  which  dialogue  his  new  acquaintance, 
touching  his  arm,  said,  “You  can  leave  my  jer- 
sey with  your  own  things  ; I shall  get  it  to-mpr- 
row,”  and  then  disappeared. 

Tom,  when  he  had  come  to  terms  with  his 
adversary,  ran  up  stairs,  expecting  to  find  the 
other,  and  meaning  to  tell  his  name,  and  find 
out  who  it  was  that  had  played  the  good  Samar- 
itan by  him.  He  was  much  annoyed  W'hen  he 
found  the  coast  clear,  and  dressed  in  a grumbling 
humor.  “I  wonder  why  he  should  have  gone  off 
■so  quick.  He  might  just  as  well  have  staid  and 
walked  up  with  me,”  thought  he.  “Let  me 
see,  though ; didn’t  he  say  I was  to  leave  his 
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jersey  in  our  room  with  my  own  things  ? Wiiy, 
perhaps  he  is  a St.  Ambrose  man  himself.  But 
then  he  w'ould  have  told  me  so,  surely.  I don’t 
remember  to  have  seen  his  face  in  chapel  or 
hall ; but  then  there  are  such  a lot  of  new 
faces,  and  he  may  not  sit  near  me.  However, 
I mean  to  find  him  out  before  long,  whoever  he 
may  be.”  With  which  resolve  Tom  crossed 
in  the  punt  into  Christchurch  meadow  and 
strolled  college-ward,  feeling  that  he  had  had 
a good  hard  afternoon’s  exercise,  ^nd  was  much 
the  better  for  it.  He  might  have  satisfied  his 
curiosity  at  once  by  simply  asking  the  manager 
who  it  was  that  had  arrived  with  him  ; and  this 
occurred  to  him  before  he  got  home,  whereat  he 
felt  satisfied,  but  would  not  go  back  then,  as  it 
was  so  near  hall-time.  He  would  be  sure  to 
remember  it  the  first  thing  to-morrow. 

As  it  happened,  however,  he  had  not  so  long 
to  wait  for  the  information  which  he  needed  ; 
for  scarcely  had  he  sat  down  in  hall  and  order- 
ed his  dinner,  when  he  caught  sight  of  his  boat- 
ing acquaintance,  wdio  walked  in  habited  in  a 
gown  which  Tom  took  for  a scholar’s.  He  took 
his  seat  at  a little  table  in  the  middle  of  the 
hall, -near  the  bachelors’  table,  but  quite  away 
from  the  rest  of  the  under-graduates,  at  w'hich 
sat  four  or  five  other  men  in  similar  gowns. 
He  either  did  not  or  would  not  notice  the  looks 
of  recognition  which  Tom  kept  firing  at  him 
until  he  had  taken  his  seat. 

“ Who  is  that  man  that  has  just  come  in,  do 
you  know  ?”  said  Tom  to  his  next  neighbor,  a 
second-term  man. 

“Which  ?”  said  the  other,  looking  up. 

“ That  one  over  at  the  little  table  in  the  mid- 
dle of  the  hall,  with  the  dark  whiskers.  There, 
he  has  just  turned  father  from  us,  and  put  his 
arm  on  the  table.” 

“ Oh,  his  name  is  Hardy.” 

“ Do  you  know  him?” 

“No;  I don’t  think  any  body  does.  They 
say  he  is  a clever  fellow,  but  a very  queer  one.” 
“Why  does  he  sit  at  that  table ?” 

“He  is  one  of  our  servitors;  they  all  sit 
there  together.” 

“ Oh,”  said  Tom,  not  much  wiser  for  the  in- 
formation, but  resolved  to  waylay  Hardy  as 
soon  as  the  hall  was  over,  and  highly  delighted 
to  find  that  they  were,  after  all,  of  the  same  col- 
lege ; for  he  had  already  begun  to  find  out  that, 
however  friendly  you  may  be  with  out-college 
men,  you  must  live  chiefly  with  those  of  your 
own.  But  now  his  scout  brought  his  dinner, 
and  he  fell  to  with  the  appetite  of  a freshman 
on  his  ample  commons. 


CHAPTER  III. 

A BREAKFAST  AT  DRYSDALe’s. 

No  man  in  St.  Ambrose  College  gave  such 
breakfasts  as  Drysdale.  Not  the  great  heavy 
spreads  for  thirty  or  forty,  which  came  once  or 
twice  a term,  when  every  thing  was  supplied  out 


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TOM  BKOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


of  the  college  kitchen,  and  you  had  to  ask  leave  [ 
of  the  Dean  before  you  could  have  it  at  all.  In 
those  ponderous  feasts  the  most  hum-drum  of  i 
under-graduate  kind  might  rival  the  most  artist- 
ic,  if  lie  could  only  pay  his  battel-bill,  or  get 
credit  with  the  cook.  But  the  daily  morning 
meal,  when  even  gentlemen-commoners  were 
limited  to  two  hot  dishes  out  of  the  kitchen,  this 
was  Drysdale’a  forte.  Ordinary  men  left  the 
matter  in  the  hands  of  scouts,  and  were  content 
with  the  ever-recurring  buttered  toast  and  eggs, 
with  a dish  of  broiled  ham,  or  something  of  the 
sort,  and  marmalade  and  bitter  ale  to  finish 
with ; but  Drysdale  was  not  an  ordinary  man, 
as  you  felt  in  a moment  when  you  went  to 
breakfast  with  him  for  the  first  time. 

The  staircase  on  which  he  lived  was  inhabit- 
ed, except  in  the  garrets,  by  men  in  the  fast 
set,  and  he  and  three  others,  who  had  an  equal 
aversion  to  solitary  feeding,  had  established  a 
breakfast-club,  in  which,  thanks  to  Drysdale’s 
genius,  real  scientific  gastronomy  was  cultiva- 
ted. Every  morning  the  boy  from  the  Weirs 
arrived  with  freshly-caught  gudgeon,  and  now 
and  then  an  eel  or  trout,  which  the  scouts  on 
tlie  staircase  had  learned  to  fry  delicately  in 
oil.  Fresh  water-cresses  came  in  the  same 
basket,  and  the  college  kitchen  furnished  a 
spitch-cocked  chicken  or  grilled  turkey’s  leg. 
In  the  season  there  were  plover’s  eggs ; or,  at 
the  worst,  there  was  a dainty  omelette  ; and  a 
distant  baker,  famed  for  his  light  rolls  and  high 
charges,  sent  in  the  bread — the  common  do- 
mestic college  loaf  being  of  course  out  of  the 
question  for  any  one  with  the  slightest  preten- 
sions to  taste,  and  fit  only  for  the  perquisite  of 
scouts.  Then  there  Avould  be  a deep  Yorkshire 
])ie,  or  reservoir  of  potted  game,  as  a piece  de 
resistance,  and  three  or  four  sorts  of  preserves; 
and  a large  cool  tankard  of  cider  or  ale-cup  to 
finish  up  with,  or  soda-water  and  maraschino 
for  a change.  Tea  and  coffee  were  there,  in- 
deed, but  merely  as  a compliment  to  those  re- 
spectable beverages,  for  they  were  rarely  touch- 
ed by  the  breakfast-eaters  of  No.  3 staircase. 
Pleasant  young  gentlemen  they  were  on  No.  3 
staircase  ; I mean  the  ground  and  first-floor- 
men  who  formed  the  breakfast-club,  for  the  gar- 
rets were  nobodies.  Three  out  of  the  four  were 
gentlemen-commoners,  with  allowances  of  £500 
a year  at  least  each ; and,  as  they  treated  their 
allowances  as  pocket-money,  and  were  all  in 
their  first  year,  ready  money  was  plenty  and 
credit  good,  and  they  might  have  had  potted 
hippopotamus  for  breakfast  if  they  had  chosen 
to  order  it,  which  they  would  most  likely  have 
done  if  they  had  thought  of  it. 

Two  out  of  the  three  were  the  sons  of  rich 
men  who  had  made  their  own  fortunes,  and 
sent  their  sons  to  St.  Ambrose’s  because  it  was 
very  desirable  that  the  young  gentlemen  should 
make  good  connections.  In  fact,  the  fathers 
looked  upon  the  university  as  a good  invest- 
ment, and  gloried  much  in  hearing  their  sons 
talk  fiimiliarly  in  the  vacations  of  their  dear 
friends  Lord  Ilarry  This  and  Sir  George  That. 


Drysdale,  the  third  of  the  set,  was  the  heir  of 
an  old  as  well  as  of  a rich  family,  and  conse- 
quently, having  his  connection  ready  made  to 
his  hand,  cared  little  enough  with  whom  he  asso- 
ciated, provided  they  were  pleasant  fellows,  and 
gave  him  good  food  and  wines.  Ilis  whole  idea 
at  present  was  to  enjoy  himself  as  much  as  pos- 
sible ; but  he  had  good  manly  stuff  in  him  at 
the  bottom,  and,  had  he  fallen  into  any  but  the 
fast  set,  would  have  made  a fine  fellow,  and 
done  credit  to  himself  and  his  college. 

The  fourth  man  of  the  breakfast-club,  the 
Hon.  Piers  St.  Cloud,  was  in  his  third  year,  and 
was  a very  well-dressed,  well-mannered,  well- 
connected  young  man.  His  allowance  was 
small  for  the  set  he  lived  with,  but  he  never 
wanted  for  any  thing.  He  didn’t  entertain 
much,  certainly,  but  when  he  did  every  thing 
was  in  the  best  possible  style.  He  was  very 
exclusive,  and  knew  no  man  in  college  out  of 
the  fast  set ; and  of  these  he  addicted  himself 
chiefly  to  the  society  of  the  rich  freshmen,  for 
somehow  the  men  of  his  own  standing  seemed 
a little  shy  of  him.  But  with  the  freshmen  he 
Avas  ahvays  hand  and  glove,  lived  in  their 
rooms,  and  used  their  wines,  horses,  and  other 
movable  property  as  Ids  own.  Being  a good  whist 
and  billiard  player,  and  not  a bad  jockey,  he  man- 
aged, in  one  way  or  another,  to  make  his  young 
friends  pay  well  for  the  honor  of  his  acquaint- 
ance; as,  indeed,  Avhy  should  they  not,  at  least 
those  of  them  who  came  to  college  to  form  eli- 
gible connections  ; for  had  not  his  remote  lin- 
eal ancestor  come  over  in  the  ^ame  ship  with 
William  the  Conqueror?  were  not  all  his  rela- 
tions about  the  court,  as  lords  and  ladies  in 
Availing,  white  sticks  or  black  rods,  and  in  the 
innei'most  of  all  possible  circles  of  the  great 
Avorld ; and  Avas  there  a better  coat  of  arms 
than  he  bore  in  all  Burke’s  Peerage? 

Our  hero  had  met  Drysdale  at  a house  in  the 
country  shortly  before  the  beginning  of  his  first 
term,  and  they  had  rather  taken  to  one  anoth- 
er. Drysdale  had  been  among  his  first  callers  ; 
and,  as  he  came  out  of  chapel  one  morning 
shortly  after  his  arrival,  Drysdale’s  scout  came 
up  to  him  Avith  an  invitation  to  breakfast.  So 
he  went  to  his  OAvn  rooms,  ordered  his  commons 
to  be  taken  across  to  No.  3,  and  followed  himself 
a feAV  minutes  afterwards.  No  one  Avas  in  the 
rooms  Avhen  he  arrived,  for  none  of  the  club  had 
finished  their  toilets.  Morning  chapel  AV'as  not 
meant  for,  or  cultiA'ated  by  gentlemen-common- 
ers ; they  paid  double  chapel  fees,  in  considera- 
tion of  Avhich,  probably,  they  Avere  not  expected 
to  attend  so  often  as  the  rest  of  the  under-grad- 
uates ; at  any  rate,  they  didn’t,  and  no  harm 
came  to  them  in  consequence  of  their  absence. 
As  Tom  entered,  a great  splashing  in  an  inner 
room  stopped  for  a moment,  and  Drysdale’s 
A'oice  shouted  out  that  he  Avas  in  his  tub,  but 
Avould  be  Avith  him  in  a minute.  So  Tom  gave 
himself  up  to  the  contemplation  of  the  rooms 
in  Avhich  his  fortunate  acquaintance  dwelt ; and 
very  pleasant  rooms  they  Avere.  The  large 
room,  in  Avhich  the  breakfast  table  Avas  laid  for 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


five,  was  lofty  and  well-proportioned,  and  pan- 
elled with  old  oak,  and  the  furniture  was  hand- 
some and  solid  and  in  keeping  with  the  room. 

There  were  four  deep  windows  high  up  in 
the  wall,  with  cusliioned  seats  under  them,  two 
looking  into  the  large  quadrangle,  and  two  into 
the  inner  one.  Outside  these  windows,  Drvs- 
dale  had  rigged  up  hanging  gardens,  which 
were  kept  full  of  flowers  by  the  first  nurseiy- 
man  in  Oxford  all  the  year  round  ; so  that  even 
on  this  February  morning  the  scent  of  gardania 
and  violets  pervaded  tlic  room,  and  strove 
for  mastery  with  the  smell  of  stale  tobacco, 
which  hung  about  tlie  curtains  and  sofas. 
There  was  a large  glass  in  an  oak  frame  over 
the  mantel-piece,  which  was  loaded  with  choice 
pipes  and  cigar  cases,  and  quaint  receptacles 
for  tobacco  ; and  by  the  side  of  the  glass  hung 
small,  carved  oak  frames,  containing  lists  of  the 
meets  of  the  Heythrop,  the  Old  Berkshire,  and 
Drake’s  hounds  for  the  current  week.'  There 
was  a queer  assortment  of  well-framed  paint- 
ings and  engravings  on  the  walls;  some  of  con- 
siderable merit,  especially  some  water-color  sea- 
pieces  and  engravings  from  Landseer’s  pictures, 
mingled  with  which  hung  Taglioni  and  Cerito, 
in  short  petticoats  and  impossible  attitudes ; 
Phosphorus  Avinning  the  Derby ; the  death  of 
Grimaldi  (the  famous  steeple-chase  horse — not 
poor  old  Joe)  ; an  American  Trotting-match, 
and  Jem  Belcher  and  Deaf  Burke  in  attitudes  of 
self-defense.  Several  tandem  and  riding-whips, 
mounted  in  heavy  silver,  and  a double-barrelled 
gun  and  fishing-rods,  occupied  one  corner,  and 
a polished  copper  cask,  holding  about  five  gal- 
lons of  mild  ale,  stood  in  another.  In  short, 
there  was  plenty  of  every  thing  except  books — 
the  literature  of  the  Avorld  being  represented,  so 
far  as  Tom  could  make  out  in  his  short  scrutiny, 
by  a few  well-bound  but  badly  used  volumes  of 
classics,  with  the  cribs  thereto  appertaining, 
shoved  away  into  a cupboard  Avhich  stood  half- 
open, and  contained  besides  half-emptied  decan- 
ters, and  large  pewters,  and  dog-collars,  and 
packs  of  cards,  and  all  sorts  of  miscellaneous 
articles,  to  servo  as  an  antidote. 

Tom  had  hardly  finished  his  short  sinwey, 
wlien  the  door  of  the  bedroom  opened,  and  Drys- 
dale  emerged  in  a loose  jacket  lined  with  silk, 
his  velvet  cap  on  his  head  and  otherwise  gor- 
geously attired.  He  was  a pleasant-looking  fel- 
low of  middle  size,  with  dark  hair,  and  a merry 
brown  eye  with  a twinkle  in  it,  wliich  spoke  well 
for  his  sense  of  humor  ; otherwise  his  large  feat- 
ures were  rather  plain,  but  he  had  the  look  and 
manners  of  a thoroughly  well  bred  gentleman. 

His  first  act,  after  nodding  to  Tom,  was  to 
seize  on  a pewter  and  resort  to  the  cask  in  the 
corner,  from  whence  he  drew  a pint  or  so  of  the 
contents,  having,  as  he  said,  “‘a  whoreson 
longing  for  that  poor  creature,  small  beer.’  We 
Avefe  playing  Van- John  in  Blake’s  rooms  till 
three  last  night,  and  he  gaA'e  us  devilled  bones 
and  mulled  port.  A felloAV  can’t  enjoy  his 
breakfast  after  that  Avithout  something  to  cool 
his  coppers.” 


I'd 

Tom  Avas  as  yet  ignorant  of  Avhat  Van-Jolm 
might  be,  so  held  his  peace,  and  took  a pull  at 
the  beer  Avhich  the  other  handed  to  him  ; and 
then  the  scout  entered,  and  received  orders  to 
bring  up  Jack  and  the  breakfast  and  not  Avait 
for  any  one.  In  another  minute  a bouncing 
and  scrattling  Avas  heard  on  the  stairs,  and  a 
Avhite  bulldog  rushed  in,  a gem  in  his  Avay  ; for 
his  brow  Avas  broad  and  massive,  his  skin  Avas 
as  fine  as  a lady’s,  and  his  tail  taper  and  near- 
ly as  thin  as  a clay  pipe.  His  general  look, 
and  a way  he  had  of  going  “ snuzzling”  about 
the  calves  of  strangers,  were  not  pleasant  for 
nervous  people.  Tom,  hoAvever,  Avas  used  to 
dogs,  and  soon  became  friends  Avith  him,  Avhich 
evidently  pleased  his  host.  And  then  the  break- 
fast arriA’ed,  all  smoking,  and  Avith  it  the  two 
other  ingenious  youths,  in  velvet  caps  and  far 
more  gorgeous  apparel,  so  far  as  colors  Avent, 
than  Drysdale.  They  Avere  introduced  to  Tom, 
w'ho  thought  tliem  someAvhat  ordinary  and  rath- 
er loud  young  gentlemen.  One  of  them  re- 
monstrated vigorously  against  the  presence  of 
that  confounded  dog,  and  so  Jack  was  sent  to 
lie  doAvn  in  a corner,  and  then  the  four  fell  to 
Avork  upon  the  breakfast. 

It  Avas  a good  lesson  in  gastronomy,  but  the 
results  arc  scarcely  Avorth  repeating  here.  It 
is  Avonderful,  though,  how  yo.u  feel  draAvn  to  a 
man  Avho  feeds  you  Avell ; and,  as  Tom’s  appe- 
tite got  less,  his  liking  and  respect  for  his  host 
undoubtedly  increased. 

When  they  had  nearly  finished,  in  Avalked  the 
Honorable  Piers,  a tall  slight  man,  two  or  three 
years  older  than  the  rest  of  them  ; good-looking, 
and  very  Avell  and  quietly  dressed,  but  Avith  a 
draAving  up  of  his  nostril,  and  a draAving  down 
of  the  corners  of  his  mouth,  Avhich  set  Tom 
against  him  at  once.  The  cool,  supercilious 
half-nod,  moreover,  to  Avhich  he  treated  our  hero 
Avhen  introduced  to  him  Avas  enough  to  spoil  bis 
'digestion  and  hurt  his  self-love  a good  deal 
more  than  he  Avonld  have  liked  to  OAvn. 

“Here,  Henry,”  said  the  Honorable  Piers  to 
the  scout  in  attendance,  seating  himself,  and  in- 
specting the  half-cleared  dishes  ; “ Avhat  is  there 
for  my  breakfast  ?” 

Henry  bustled  about,  and  handed  a dish  or 

tAVO. 

“ I don’t  Avant  these  cold  things  ; haA'en’t  you 
kept  me  any  gudgeon  ?” 

“ Why,  sir,”  said  Henry,  “ there  Avas  only  tAvo 
dozen  this  moniing,  and  Mr.  Drysdale  told  me 
to  cook  them  all.” 

“ To  be  sure  I did,”  says  Drysdale.  “Just 
half  a dozen  for  each  of  us  four  : they  Avere  first- 
rate.  If  you  can’t  get  here  at  half-past  nine, 
you  Avon’t  get  gudgeon,  I can  tell  you.” 

‘•Just  go  and  get  me  a broil  from  the  kitch- 
en,” said  the  Honorable  Piers,  Avithout  deigning 
an  ansAA'er  to  Drysdale. 

“ Very  sorry,  sir;  kitchen’s  shut  by  noAA-,  sir,” 
ansAvered  Henry. 

“Then  go  to  Hinton’s,  and  order  some  cut- 
lets.” 

“ I say,  Henry,”  shouted  Drysdale 'to  there- 


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TOxM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


treating  scout ; “ not  to  my  tick,  mind  ! Put 
them  down  to  Mr.  St.  Cloud.” 

Henry  seemed  to  know  very  well  that  in  that 
case  he  might  save  himself  the  trouble  of  the 
journey,  and  consequently  returned  to  his  wait- 
ing ; and  the  Honorable  Piers  set  to  work  upon 
his  breakfast  without  showing  any  further  ill- 
temper,  certainly,  except  by  the  stinging  things 
which  he  threw  every  now  and  then  into  the 
conversation,  for  the  benefit  of  each  of  the  others 
in  turn. 

Tom  thought  he  detected  signs  of  coming 
hostilities  between  his  host  and  St.  Cloud ; for 
Drysdale  seemed  to  prick  up  his  ears  and  get 
combative  whenever  the  other  spoke,  and  lost 
no  chance  of  roughing  him  in  his  replies.  And, 
indeed,  he  was  not  far  wrong ; the  fact  being 
that,  during  Diysdale’s  first  term,  the  other  had 
lived  on  him — drinking  his  wine,  smoking  his 
cigars,  driving  his  dog-cart,  and  winning  his 
money  ; all  which  Drysdale,  who  was, the  easi- 
est-going and  best-tempered  fellow  in  Oxford, 
had  stood  without  turning  a hair.  But  St. 
Cloud  added  to  these  little  favors  a half-patron- 
nizing,  lialf-contemptuous  manner,  which  he 
used  with  great  success  towards  some  of  the  other 
gentlemen-commoners,  whothought  it  a mark  of 
high  breeding,  and  the  correct  thing,  but  which 
Drysdale,  who  didn’t  care  three  straw's  about 
know'ing  St.  Cloud,  w'asn’t  going  to  put  up  with. 

However,  nothing  happened  beyond  a little 
.sparring,  and  the  breakfast  things  were  cleared 
away,  and  the  tankards  left  on  the  table,  and 
the  company  betook  themselves  to  cigars  and 
easy-chairs.  Jack  came  out  of  his  corner  to  be 
gratified  with  some  of  the  remnants  by  his  fond 
master,  and  then  curled  himself  up  on  the  sofa 
along  which  Drysdale  lounged. 

“ What  are  you  going  to  do  to-day,  Drys- 
dale?” said  one  of  the  others.  “ I’ve  ordered 
a leader  to  be  sent  on  over  the  bridge,  and  mean 
to  drive  my  dog-cart  over,  and  dine  at  Abing- 
don. Won’t  you  come  ?” 

“Who’s  going  besides?”  asked  Drysdale. 

“ Oh,  only  St.  Cloud  and  Farley  here. 
There’s  lots  of  room  for  a fourth.” 

“ No,  thank’ee  ; teaming’s  slow  work  on  the 
back  seat.  Besides,  I’ve  half  promised  to  go 
down  in  the  boat.” 

“In  the  boat!”  shouted  the  other.  “Why, 
you  don’t  mean  to  say  you’re  going  to  take  to 
pulling  ?” 

“Well,  I don’t  know  ; I rather  think  I am. 
I’m  dog-tired  of  driving  and  doing  the  High 
Street,  and  playing  cards  and  billiards  all  day, 
and  our  boat  is  likely  to  be  head  of  the  river,  I 
think.” 

“ By  Jove  ! I should  as  soon  have  thought 
of  your  taking  to  reading,  of  going  to  Universi- 
ty Sermon,”  put  in  St.  Cloud. 

“And  the  boating-men,  too,”  went  on  Far- 
ley ; “ did  you  ever  see  such  a set,  St.  Cloud? 
with  their  everlasting  flannels  and  jerseys,  and 
hair  cropped  like  prize-fighters.” 

“ I’ll  bet  a guinea  there  isn’t  one  of  them  has 
more  than  £200  a year,”  put  in  Chanter,  whose 


father  could  just  write  his  name,  and  was  mak- 
ing a colossal  fortune  by  supplying  bad  iron  rails 
to  the  new  railway  companies. 

“ What  the  devil  do  I care,”  broke  in  Drys- 
dale; “I  know  they’re  a deal  more  amusing 
than  you  fellows,  w'ho  can  do  nothing  that  don’t 
cost  pounds.” 

“Getting  economical!”  sneered  St.  Cloud. 

“ Well,  I don’t  see  the  fun  of  tearing  one's 
heart  out,  and  blistering  one’s  hands,  only  to 
get  abused  by  that  little  brute  Miller  the  cox- 
swain,” said  Farley. 

“ Why,  you  won’t  be  able  to  sit  straight  in 
your  chair  for  a month,”  said  Chanter;  “ and 
the  captain  will  make  you  dine  at  one,  and  fetch 
you  out  of  any  body’s  rooms,  confound  his  im- 
pudence ! whether  he  knows  them  or  not,  at 
eleven  o’clock  every  night.” 

“ Two  cigars  a day',  and  a pint  and  a half  of 
liquid,”  and  Farley  inserted  his  cod-fish  face 
into  the  tankard  ; “ fancy  Drysdale  on  training 
allowance !” 

Here  a new-comer  entered  in  a bachelor’s 
gown,  Avho  was  warmly  greeted  by  the  name  of 
Sanders  by  Drysdale.  St.  Cloud  and  he  ex- 
changed the  coldest  possible  nods  ; and  the  other 
two,  taking  the  office  from  their  mentor,  stared 
at  him  through  their  smoke,  and,  after  a minute 
or  two’s  silence,  and  a few  rude  half-whispered 
remarks  among  themselves,  went  off  to  play  a 
game  at  pyramids  till  luncheon-time.  Sanders 
took  a cigar  which  Drysdale  offered,  and  began 
asking  him  about  his  friends  at  home,  and  what 
he  had  been  doing  in  the  vacation. 

They  were  evidently  intimate,  though  {Torn 
thought  that  Drysdale  didn’t  seem  quite  at  his 
ease  at  first,  which  he  wondered  at,  as  San- 
ders took  his  fancy  at  once.  However,  eleven 
o’clock  struck,  and  Tom  had  to  go  off  to  lec- 
ture, where  we  can  not  follow  him  just  now, 
hut  must  remain  with  Drysdale  and  Sanders, 
who  chatted  on  very  pleasantly  for  some  twenty 
minutes,  till  a knock  came  at  the  door.  It  was 
not  till  the  third  summons  that  Drysdale  shout- 
ed “ Come  in,”  with  a shrug  of  his  shoulders, 
and  an  impatient  kick  at  the  sofa-cushion  at  his 
feet,  as  though  not  half  pleased  at  the  approach- 
ing visit. 

Reader!  had  you  not  ever  a friend  a few 
years  older  than  yourself,  whose  good  opinion 
you  were  anxious  to  keep  ? A fellow  teres  at- 
que  rotundus;  who  could  do  every  thing  better 
than  you,  from  Plato  and  tennis  down  to  sing- 
ing a comic  song  and  playing  quoits  ? If  you 
have  had,  wasn’t  he  always  in  your  rooms  or 
company  whenever  any  thing  happened  to  show 
your  little  weak  points?  Sanders,  at  any  rate, 
occupied  this  position  towards  our  young  friend 
Drysdale,  and  the  latter,  much  as  he  liked 
Sanders’s  company,  Avould  have  prefered  it  at 
any  other  time  than  on  an  idle  morning  just  at 
the  beginning  of  term,  when  the  gentlemen- 
tradesmen,  who  look  upon  under-graduates  in 
general,  and  gentlemen-commoners  in  particu- 
lar, as  fheir  lawful  prey,  are  in  the  habit  of 
calling  in  flocks. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


The  new  arrival  was  a tall,  florid  man,  with 
a half-servile,  half-impudent  manner,  and  a 
foreign  accent ; dressed  in  sumptuous  costume, 
with  a velvet-faced  coat  and  a gorgeous  plush 
waistcoat.  Under  his  arm  he  carried  a large 
parcel,  which  he  proceeded  to  open,  and  placed 
upon  a sofa  the  contents,  consisting  of  a couple 
of  coats,  and  three  or  four  waistqoats  and  pairs 
of  trowsers.  He  saluted  Sanders  with  a most 
obsequious  bow,  looked  nervously  at  Jack,  who 
opened  one  eye  from  between  his  master’s  legs 
and  growled,  and  then,  turning  to  Drysdale, 
asked  if  he  should  have  the  honor  of  seeing  him 
try  on  any  of  the  clothes  ? 

“No;  I can’t  be  bored  with  trying  them  on 
now,”  said  Drysdale;  “leave  them  where  they 
are.” 

Mr.  Scliloss  would  like  very  much,  on  his  re- 
turn to  town  in  a day  or  two,  to  be  able  to  as- 
sure his  principals  that  Mr.  Drysdale’s  m-ders 
had  been  executed  to  his  satisfaction.  He  had 
also  some  very  beautiful  new  stuffs  with  him, 
which  he  should  like  to  submit  to  Mr.  Drys- 
dale, and  without  more  ado  began  unfolding 
cards  of  the  most  fabulous  plushes  and  cloths. 

Drysdale  glanced  first  at  the  cards  and  then 
at  Sanders,  who  sat  pufHng  his  cigar,  and  watch- 
ing Schloss’s  proceedings  with  a look  not  unlike 
Jack’s  when  any  one  he  did  not  approve  of  ap- 
proached his  master. 

“ Confound  your  patterns,  Schloss,”  said 
Drysdale  ; “ I tell  you  I have  more  things  than 
I want  already.” 

“ The  large  stripe,  such  as  these,  is  now  very 
much  worn  in  London,”  went  on  Schloss,  with- 
out heeding  the  rebuff,  and  spreading  his  cards 
on  the  table. 

“D trowsers,”  replied  Drysdale;  “you 

seem  to  think,  Schloss,  that  a fellow  has  ten 
pairs  of  legs.” 

“ Monsieur  is  pleased  to  joke,”  smiled 
Schloss;  “but,  to  be  in  the  mode,  gentlemen 
must  have  variety.” 

“Well,  I won’t  order  any  now,  that’s  flat,” 
said  Drysdale. 

“ Monsieur  will  do  as  he  pleases ; but  it  is 
impossible  that  he  should  not  have  some  plush 
waistcoats;  the  fabric  is  only  just  out,  and  is 
making  a sensation.” 

“Now  look  here,  Schloss  ; will  you  go  if  I 
order  a waistcoat  ?” 

“ Monsieur  is  very  good  ; he  sees  how  taste- 
ful these  new  patterns  are.” 

“ I wouldn’t  be  seen  at  a cock-fight  in  one 
of  them  ; they’re  as  gaudy  as  a salmon-fly,” 
said  Drysdale,  feeling  the  stuff  which  the  obse- 
quious Schloss  held  out.  “But  it  seems  nice 
stuff,  too,”  he  went  on;  “I  shouldn’t  mind 
having  a couple  of  waistcoats  of  it  of  this  pat- 
tern ;”  and  he  chucked  across  to  Schloss  a dark 
tartan  waistcoat  which  was  lying  near  him. 
“ Have  you  got  the  stuff  in  that  pattern  ?” 

“ Ah,  no,”  said  Schloss,  gathering  up  the 
waistcoat;  “but  it  shall  not  hinder.  I shall 
have  at  once  a loom  for  monsieur  set  up  in  Par- 
is.” 


^1. 

“ Set  it  up  at  Jericho,  if  you  like,”  said  Drys- 
dale ; “and  now  go!” 

“May  I ask,  Mr.  Schloss,”  broke  in  San- 
ders,  “ what  it  will  cost  to  set  up  the  loom  ?” 
“Ah  ! indeed,  a trifle  only;  some  twelve,  or 
perhaps  fourteen,  pounds.”  Sanders  gave  a 
chuckle,  and  puffed  away  at  his  cigar. 

“By  Jove,”  shouted  Drysdale,  jerking  him- 
self in  a sitting  posture,  and  upsetting  Jack, 
who  went  trotting  about  the  room,  and  snuftling 
at  Schloss’s  legs  ; “ do  you  mean  to  say,  Schloss, 
you  were  going  to  make  me  waistcoats  at  four- 
teen guineas  apiece?” 

“Not  if  monsieur  disapproves.  Ah!  the 
large  hound  is  not  friendly  to  strangers ; I will 
call  again  wdien  monsieur  is  more  at  leisure.” 
And  Schloss  gathered  up  his  cards  and  beat  a 
hasty  retreat,  followed  by  Jack  with  his  head 
on  one  side,  and  casting  an  enraged  look  at 
Sanders  as  he  slid  through  the  door. 

“Well  done.  Jack,  old  boy!”  said  Sanders, 
patting  him  ; “ what  a funk  the  fellow  was  in. 
Well,  you’ve  saved  your  master  a pony  this  fine 
morning.  Cheap  dog  you’ve  got,  Drysdale.” 

“ D the  fellow  !”  answered  Drysdale,  “ho 

leaves  a bad  taste  in  one’s  mouth  ;”  and  he  went 
to  the  table,  took  a pull  at  the  tankard,  and  then 
threw  himself  down  on  the  sofa  again,  and  Jack 
jumped  up  and  coiled  himself  round  by  his  mas- 
ter’s legs,  keeping  one  half-open  eye  winking  at 
him,  and  giving  an  occasional  W'ag  with  the  end 
of  his  taper  tail. 

Sanders  got  up  and  began  handling  the  new 
things.  First  he  held  up  a pair  of  bright  blue 
trowsers,  with  a red  stripe  across  them,  Drys- 
dale looking  on  from  the  sofa.  “I  say,  Drys- 
dale, you  don’t  mean  to  say  you  really  ordered 
these  thunder-and-lightning  affairs?” 

“Heaven  onljr  knows,”  said  Drysdale;  “I 
dare  say  1 did.  I’d  order  a full  suit  cut  out 
of  my  grandmother’s  farthingale  to  get  that 
cursed  Schloss  out  of  my  rooms  sometimes.” 

“ You’ll  never  be  able  to  wear  them ; even  in 
Oxford  the  boys  would  mob  you.  Why  don’t 
you  kick  him  down  stairs  ?”  suggested  Sanders, 
putting  down  the  trowsers  and  turning  to  Drys- 
dale. 

“ Well,  I’ve  been  very  near  it  once  or  twice  ; 
but  I don’t  know — my  name’s  Easy — besides,  I 
don’t  want  to  give  up  the  beast  altogether ; he 
makes  the  best  trowsers  in  England,” 

“And  these  w'aistcoats,”  went  on  Sanders; 
“ let  me  see  ; three  light  silk  waistcoats,  peach 
color,  fawn  color,  and  lavender.  Well,  of 
course,  you  can  only  wear  these  at  your  wed- 
dings. You  may  be  married  the  first  time  in 
the  peach  or  fawn  color  ; and  then,  if  you  have 
luck,  and  bury  your  first  wife  soon,  it  will  be  a 
delicate  compliment  to  take  to  No.  2 in  the  lav- 
ender, that  being  half-mourning ; but  still,  you 
see,  we’re  in  difiiculty  as  to  one  of  the  three, 
either  the  peach  or  the  fawn  color — ” 

Here  he  was  interrupted  by  another  knock, 
and  a boy  entered  from  the  fashionable  tobacco- 
nist’s in  Oriel  Lane,  \yho  had  general  orders  to 
let  Drysdale  have  his  fair  share  of  any  thing 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


very  special  in  the  cigar  line.  He  deposited  a 
two-pound  box  of  cigars  at  three  guineas  the 
pound,  on  the  table,  and  withdrew  in  silence. 

Then  came  a boot-maker  with  a new  pair  of 
top-boots,  which  Drysdale  had  ordered  in  No- 
vember, and  had  forgotten  next  day.  This 
artist,  wisely  considering  tliat  his  young  patron 
must  have  plenty  of  tops  to  last  him  tlirongh 
the  hunting  season  (he  himself  having  supplied 
three  previous  pairs  in  October),  had  retained 
the  present  pair  for  show  in  his  window  ; and 
every  one  knows  that  boots  wear  much  better 
for  being  kept  some  time  before  use.  Now, 
however,  as  the  hunting. season  was  drawing  to 
a close,  and  the  place  in  the  window  was  wanted 
for  spring  stock,  he  judiciously  sent  in  the  tops, 
merely  adding  half  a sovereign  or  so  to  the  price 
for  interest  on  his  outlay  since  the  order.  He 
also  kindly  left  on  the  table  a pair  of  large 
plated  spurs  to  match  the  boots. 

It  never  rains  but  it  pours.  Sanders  sat 
smoking  his  cigar  in  provoking  silence,  while 
knock  succeeded  knock,  and  tradesman  follow- 
ed tradesman  ; each  depositing  some  article  or- 
dered, or  supposed  to  have  been  ordered,  or 
which  ought,  in  the  judgment  of  the  depositors, 
to  have  been  ordered,  by  the  luckless  Drysdale  ; 
and  new  hats,  and  ties,  and  gloves,  and  pins 
jostled  balsam  of  Neroli,  and  registered  shav- 
ing-soap, and  fancy  letter-paper,  and  Eau  de 
Cologne,  on  every  available  table.  A visit  from 
two  livery-stable  keepers  in  succession  followed, 
each  of  whom  had  several  new  leaders  which 
they  were  anxious  Mr.  Drysdale  should  try  as 
soon  as  possible.  Drysdale  growled  and  grunt- 
ed, and  wished  them  or  Sanders  at  the  bottom 
of  the  sea ; however,  he  consoled  himself  with 
the  thought  that  the  worst  was  now  past — there 
was  no  other  possible  supplier  of  under-graduate 
wants  who  could  arrive. 

Not  so ; in  another  minute  a gentle  knock 
came  at  the  door.  Jack  pricked  up  his  ears 
and  wagged  his  tail ; Drysdale  recklessly  shout- 
ed, “ Come  in !”  the  door  slowly  opened  about 
eighteen  inches,  and  a shock  head  of  hair  enter- 
ed the  room,  from  which  one  lively  little  gimlet 
C3’e  went  glancing  about  into  every  corner. 
The  other  eye  was  closed,  but  whether  as  a 
perpetual  wink  to  indicate  the  unsleeping  wari- 
ness of  the  owner,  or  because  that  hero  had 
really  lost  the  power  of  using  it  in  some  of  his 
numerous  encounters  with  men  and  beasts,  no 
one,  so  far  as  I know,  has  ever  ascertained. 

“Ah!  Mr.  Drysdale,  sir  !”  began  the  head; 
and  then  rapidly  withdrew  behind  the  door,  to 
avoid  one  of  the  spurs  which  (being  the  missile 
nearest  at  hand)  Drysdale  instantly  discharged 
at  it.  As  the  spur  fell  to  the  door,  the  head 
reappeared  in  the  room,  and  as  quickly  disap- 
peared again,  in  deference  to  the  other  spur,  the 
top  boots,  an  ivory-handled  hair-brush,  and  a 
translation  of  Euripides,  which  in  turn  saluted 
each  successive  appearance  of  said  head ; and 
the  grin  was  broader  on  each  reappearance. 

Then  Drysdale,  having  no  otlier  article  with- 
in reach  which  he  could  tlirow,  bm-st  into  aloud 


fit  of  laughter,  in  which  Sanders  and  the  head 
heartily  joined,  and  shouted,  “ Come  in,  Joe, 
you  old  fool ! and  don’t  stand  bobbing  your 
ugly  old  mug  in  and  out  there,  like  a jack  in 
the  box.” 

So  the  head  came  in,  and  after  it  the  bodv, 
and  closed  the  door  behind  it;  and  a queer 
cross-grained,  tough-looking  body  it  was,  of 
about  fifty  years’  standing,  or  rather  slouching, 
clothed  in  an  old  fustian  coat,  and  corduroy 
breeches  and  gaiters,  and  being  the  earthly  tab- 
ernacle of  Joe  Muggles,  the  dog-foncier  of  St. 
Aldate’s.  ^ 

“ How  the  deuce  did  you  get  by  the  lodge, 
Joe  ?”  inquired  Drysdale.  Joe,  be  it  known, 
had  been  forbidden  the  college  for  importing  a 
sack  of  rats  into  the  inner  quadrangle,  upon  the 
turf  of  which  a match  at  rat-killing  had  come 
off  between  the  terriers  of  two  gentlemen-com- 
moners.  This  little  event  might  have  passed 
unnoticed,  but  that-  Drysdale  had  bought  from 
Joe  a dozen  of  the  slaughtered  rats,  and  nailed 
them  on  the  doors  of  the  four  college  tutors, 
three  to  a door ; whereupon  inquiry  had  been 
made,  and  Joe  had  been  outlawed. 

“ Oh,  please,  Mr.  Drysdale,  sir,  I just  watched 
the’ed  porter,  sir,  across  to  the  buttery  to  get  his 
mornin’,  and  then  I tips  a wink  to  the  under- 
porter (pal  o’  mine,  sir,  the  under-porter)  and 
makes  a run  of  it  right  up.” 

“Well,  you’ll  be  quod’ed  if  you’re  caught! 
Now  w'hat  do  you  w'ant?” 

“Why,  you  see,  Mr.  Drysdale,  sir,”  said  Joe, 
in  his  most  insinuating  tone,  “my  mate  hev’ 
got  a old  dog  brock,  sir,  from  the  Heythrop  ken- 
nel, and  Honblo  Wernham,  sir,  of  New  Inn 
’All,  sir,  he’ve  jist  been  down  our  yard  with  a 
fighting  chap  from  town,  Mr.  Drysdale — in  the 
fancy,  sir,  he  is,  and  hev  got  a matter  of  three 
dogs  down,  a stoppin’  at  Milky  Bill’s.  And  he 
says,  says  he,  Mr.  Drysdale,  as  arra  one  of  he’s 
dogs  ’ll  draw  the  old  un  three  times,  wdiile  arra 
Oxford  dog’ll  draw  un  twice,  andllonble  Wern- 
ham chaffs  as  how  he’ll  back  un  for  a fi’  pun 
note;” — and  Joe  stopped  to  caress  Jack,  who 
was  fawning  on  him  as  if  he  understood  every 
word. 

“ Well,  Joe,  what  then  ?”  said  Drysdale. 

“So  you  see,  Mr.  Drysdale,  sir,”  went  on 
Joe,  fondling  Jack’s  muzzle,  “my  mate  says, 
says  he,  ‘Jack’s  the  dog  as  can  draw  a brock,’ 
says  he,  ‘ agin  any  Lonnun  dog  as  ever  was 
whelped;  and  Mr.  Drysdale,’  says  he,  ‘ain’t  the 
man  as ’d  see  two  poor  chaps  bounced  out  of 
their  honest  name  by  arra  town  chap ; and  a fi’ 
pun  note’s  no  more  to  he,  for  the  matter  o’  that, 
then  to  Honble  Wernham  his  self,’  says  my 
mate.” 

“ So  I’m  to  lend  you  Jack  for  a match,  and 
stand  the  stakes?” 

“ Well,  Mr.  Drysdale,  sir,  that  was  what  my 
mate  was  a sayin’.” 

“ You’re  cool  hands,  you  and  your  mate,” 
said  Drysdale  ; “ here,  take  a drink  and  get 
out,  and  I’ll  think  about  it.”  Drysdale  was 
now  in  a defiant  humor,  and  resolved  not  to 


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let  Sanders  think  that  his  presence  could  keep 
him  from  any  act  of  folly  to  which  he  was  in- 
clined. 

Joe  took  his  drink;  and  just  then  several 
men  came  in  from  lecture,  and  drew  off  Drys- 
dale’s  attention  from  Jack,  who  quietly  followed 
Joe  out  of  the  room  when  that  wortliy  dis.'ij)- 


guardsof  themselves  up  here,”  thought  Sanders 
as  he  strolled  back  to  his  college.  And  it  is  a 
question  which  has  exercised  other  heads  besides 
his,  and  probably  is  a long  way  yet  from  being 
well  solved. 


peared.  Drysdale  only  laughed  when  he  found 
it  out  and  went  down  to  the  yard  that  afternoon 
to  see  the  match  between  the  London  dog  and 
bis  own  pet. 

“ How  in  the  world  are  youngsters  with  un- 
limited credit,  plenty  of  ready  monej'’,  and  fust 
tastes,  to  be  kept  from  making  fools  and  black- 


CHAPTER  IV. 

THE  ST.  AMBROSE  BOAT-CLUB : ITS  MINISTRY 
AND  THEIR  BUDGET. 

We  left  our  hero,  a short  time  back,  busilv 
engaged  on  his  dinner  commons,  and  resolved 
forthwith  to  make  great  friends  with  Hardv. 


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TO:\I  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


It  never  oceurred  to  him  that  there  eould  he 
the  slightest  diffieulty  in  earrying  out  this  re- 
solve. After  such  a passage  as  they  two  had 
had  together  that  afternoon,  he  felt  that  the 
usual  outworks  of  acquaintanceship  had  been 
cleared  at  a bound,  and  looked  upon  Hardy  al- 
ready as  an  old  friend  to  whom,  he  could  talk 
out  his  mind  as  freely  as  he  had  been  used  to 
do  to  his  old  tutor  at  school,  or  to  Arthur. 
Moreover,  as  there  were  already  several  things 
in  his  head  which  he  was  anxious  to  ventilate,  he 
was  all  the  more  pleased  that  chance  had  thrown 
him  across  a man  of  so  much  older  standing 
than  himself,  and  one  to  whom  he  instinctively 
felt  that  he  could  look  up. 

Accordingly  after  grace  had  been  said,  and 
he  saw  that  Hardy  had  not  finished  his  dinner, 
but  sat  down  again  when  the  fellows  had  left 
the  hall,  he  strolled  out,  meaning  to  wait  for 
his  victim  outside,  and  seize  upon  him  then 
and  there ; so  he  stopped  on  the  steps  outside 
the  hall-door,  and,  to  pass  the  time,  joined  him- 
self to  one  or  two  other  men  with  whom  he  had 
a speaking  acquaintance,  who  were  also  hang- 
ing about.  While  they  were  talking.  Hardy 
came  out  of  hall,  and  Tom  turned  and  stepped 
forward,  meaning  to  speak  to  him.  To  his  ut- 
ter discomfiture.  Hardy  walked  quickly  away, 
looking  straight  before  him,  and  without  show- 
ing, by  look  or  gesture,  that  he  was  conscious 
of  our  hero’s  existence,  or  had  ever  seen  him  be- 
fore in  his  life. 

Tom  was  so  taken  aback  that  he  made  no  ef- 
fort to  follow.  He  just  glanced  at  his  compan- 
ions to  see  whether  they  had  noticed  the  occur- 
rence, and  was  glad  to  see  that  they  had  not 
(being  deep  in  the  discussion  of  the  merits  of 
a new  hunter  of  Simmons’s,  which  one  of  them 
had  been  riding) ; so  he  walked  away  by  him- 
self to  consider  what* it  could  mean.  But  the 
more  he  puzzled  about  it,  the  less  could  he  un- 
derstand it.  Surely,  he  thought.  Hardy  must 
have  seen  me  ; and  yet,  if  he  had,  why  did  he 
not  recognize  me  ? My  cap  and  gown  can’t  be 
such  a disguise  as  all  that.  And  yet  common 
decency  must  have  led  him  to  ask  whether  I 
was  any  the  worse  for  my  ducking,  if  he  knew 
me. 

He  scouted  the  notion,  which  suggested  itself 
once  or  twice,  that  Hardy  meant  to  cut  him  ; 
and  so,  not  being  able  to  come  to  any  reason- 
able conclusion,  suddenly  bethought  him  that 
he  was  asked  to  a wine-party ; and,  putting  his 
speculations  aside  for  the  moment,  with  the  full 
intention,  nevertheless,  of  clearing  up  the  mys- 
tery as  soon  as  possible,  he  betook  himself  to 
the  rooms  of  his  entertainer. 

They  were  fair-sized  rooms  in  the  second 
quadrangle,  furnished  plainly  but  well,  so  far 
us  Tom  could  judge ; but,  as  they  were  now 
laid  out  for  the  w'ine-party,  they  had  lost  all  in- 
dividual character  for  the  time.  Every  one  of 
us,  I suppose,  is  fond  of  studying  the  rooms, 
chambers,  dens,  in  short,  of  whatever  sort  they 
may  be,  of  our  friends  and  acquaintance — at 
least,  I know  that  I myself  like  to  see  what  sort 


of  a chair  a man  sits  in,  where  he  puts  it,  what 
books  lie  or  stand  on  the  shelves  nearest  his 
hand,  what  the  objects  are  which  he  keeps  most 
familiarly  before  him,  in  that  particular  nook 
of  the  earth’s  surface  in  which  he  is  most  at 
home,  where  he  pulls  off  his  coat,  collar,  and 
boots,  and  gets  into  an  old,  easy  shooting-jacket, 
and  his  broadest  slippers.  Fine  houses  and  fine 
rooms  have  little  attraction  for  most  men,  and 
those  who  have  the  finest  drawing-rooms  are 
probably  the  most  bored  by  them  ; but  the  den 
of  a man  you  like  or  are  disposed  to  like,  has 
the  strongest  and  the  strangest  attraction  for 
you.  However,  an  Oxford  under-graduate’s 
room,  set  out  for  a wine-party,  can  tell  you 
nothing.  All  the  characteristics  are  shoved 
away  into  the  back-ground,  and  there  is  noth- 
ing to  be  seen  but  a long  mahogany  set  out 
with  bottles,  glasses,  and  dessert.  In  the  pres- 
ent instance  the  preparations  for  festivity  were 
pretty  much  what  they  ought  to  be  : good  sound 
port  and  sherry,  biscuits,  and  a plate  or  two  of 
nuts  and  dried  fruits.  The  host,  who  sat  at 
the  head  of  the  board,  was  one  of  the  main- 
stays of  the  college  boat-club.  He  was  treasurer 
of  the  club,  and  also  a sort  of  boating  nurse, 
who  looked  up  and  trained  the  young  oars,  and 
in  this  capacity  had  been  in  command  of  the 
freshmen’s  fout-oar,  in  which  Tom  had  been 
learning  his  rudiments.  He  was  a heavjq  bur- 
ly man,  naturally  awkward  in  his  movements, 
but  gifted  with  a sort  of  steady  dogged  enthusi- 
asm, and  by  dint  of  hard  and  constant  training 
had  made  himself  into  a most  useful  oar,  fit  for 
any  place  in  the  middle  of  the  boat.  In  the 
two  years  of  his  residence  he  had  pulled  down 
to  Sandford  every  day  except  Sundays,  and 
much  farther  whenever  he  could  get  any  body 
to  accompany  him.  He  was  the  most  good-na- 
tured man  in  the  world,  very  badly  dressed, 
very  short-sighted,  and  called  every  body  “ old 
fellow.”  His  name  was  simple  SnSiith,  general- 
ly known  as  Diogenes  Smith,  from  an  eccentric 
habit  which  he  had  of  making  an  easy-chair  of 
his  hip-bath.  Malicious  acquaintance  declared 
that  when  Smith  first  came  up,  and,  having  paid 
the  valuation  for  the  furniture  in  his  rooms, 
came  to  inspect  the  same,  the  tub  in  question 
had  been  left  by  chance  in  the  sitting-room, 
and  that  Smith,  not  having  the  faintest  idea  of 
its  proper  use,  had  by  the  exercise  of  his  natu- 
ral reason  come  to  the  conclusion  that  it  could 
only  be  meant  for  a man  to  sit  in,  and  so  had 
kept  it  in  his  sitting-room,,  and  taken  to  it  as 
an  arm-chair.  This,  I have  reason  to  believe, 
was  a libel.  Certain  it  is,  however,  that  in  his 
first  term  he  was  discovered  sitting  solemnly  in 
his  tub,  by  his  fire-side,  with  his  spectacles  on, 
playing  the  flute — the  only  other  recreation  be- 
sides boating  in  which  he  indulged ; and  no 
amount  of  quizzing  could  get  him  out  of  the 
habit.  When  alone,  or  with  only  one  or  two 
friends  in  his  room,  he  still  occupied  the  tub ; 
and  declared  that  it  was  the  most  perfect  of  seats 
hitherto  invented,  and,  above  all,  adapted  for 
the  recreation  of  a boating  man,  to  whom  cush- 


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ioned  seats  should  be  an  abomination.  He  was 
naturally  a very  hospitable  man,  and  on  this 
night  was  particularly  anxious  to  make  his 
rooms  pleasant  to  all  comers,  as  it  was  a sort 
of  opening  of  the  boating  season.  This  wine  of 
his  was  a business  matter,  in  fact,  to  which 
Diogenes  had  invited  officially,  as  treasurer  of 
the  boat-club,  every  man  who  had  ever  shown 
the  least  tendency  to  pulling — many  with  whom 
he  had  scarcely  a nodding  acquaintance.  For 
Miller,  the  coxswain,  had  come  up  at  last.  He 
had  taken  his  B.A.  degree  in  the  Michaelmas 
term,  and  had  been  very  near  starting  for  a tour 
in  the  East.  Upon  turning  the  matter  over  in 
his  mind,  however.  Miller  had  come  to  the  con- 
clusion that  Palestine,  and  Egypt,  and  Greece 
could  not  run  away,  but  that,  unless  he  was 
there  to  keep  matters  going,  the  St.  Ambrose 
boat  would  lose  the  best  chance  it  was  ever 
likely  to  have  of  getting  to  the  head  of  the  riv- 
er. So  he  had  patriotically  resolved  to  reside 
till  June,  read  divinity,  and  coach  the  racing 
crew ; and  had  written  to  Diogenes  to  call  to- 
gether the  whole  boating  interest  of  the  college, 
that  they  might  set  to  work  at  once  in  good 
earnest.  Tom  and  the  three  or  four  other 
freshmen  present  were  duly  presented  to  Miller 
as  they  came  in,  who  looked  them  over  as  the 
colonel  of  a crack  regiment  might  look  over 
horses  at  Horncastle-fair,  with  a single  eye  to 
their  bone  and  muscle,  and  how  much  work 
might  be  got  out  of  them.  They  then  gath- 
ered towards  the  lower  end  of  the  long  table, 
and  surveyed  the  celebrities  at  the  upper  end 
with  much  respect.  Miller,  the  coxswain,  sat 
on  the  host’s  right  hand  — a slight,  resolute, 
fiery  little  man,  with  curly  black  hair.  He  was 
peculiaidy  qualified  by  nature  for  the  task  which 
he  had  set  himself ; and  it  takes  no  mean 
qualities  to  keep  a boat’s  crew  well  together  and 
in  order.  Perhaps  he  erred  a little  on  the  side 
of  over-strietness  and  severity ; and  he  certain- 
ly Avould  have  been  more  popular  had  his  man- 
ner been  a thought  more  courteous;  but  the 
men  who  rebelled  most  against  his  tyranny 
grumblingly  confessed  that  he  W'as  a first-rate 
coxswain. 

A very  different  man  w'as  the  captain  of  the 
boat,  who  sat  opposite  to  Miller ; altogether,  a 
noble  specimen  of  a very  noble  type  of  our  coun- 
trymen. Tall  and  strong  of  body ; courageous 
and  even-tempered  ; tolerant  of  all  men  ; spar- 
ing of  speech,  but  ready  in  action  ; a thorough- 
ly well  balanced,  modest,  quiet  Englishman ; 
one  of  those  who  do  a good  stroke  of  the  work 
of  the  country  without  getting  much  credit  for 
it,  or  ever  becoming  aware  of  the  fact ; for  the 
last  thing  such  men  understand  is  how  to  blow 
their  own  trumpets.  He  was  perhaps  too  easy 
for  the  captain  of  St.  Ambrose’s  boat-  club ; at 
any  rate.  Miller  w'as  always  telling  him  so. 
But,  if  he  was  not  strict  enough  with  others,  he 
never  spared  himself,  and  was  as  good  as  three 
men  in  the  boat  at  a pinch. 

But  if  I venture  on  more  introductions,  my 
readers  will  get  bewildered  ; so  I must  close  the 


I list,  much  as  I should  like  to  make  them  known 
to  “ fortis  Gyas  fortisque  Cloanthus,”  who  sat 
round  the  cliiefs,  laughing  and  consulting,  and 
speculating  on  the  chances  of  the  coming  races. 
No;  stay,  there  is  one  other  man  they  must 
make  room  for.  Here  he  comes,  rather  late,  in 
a very  glo.ssy  hat,  the  only  man  in  the  room  not 
in  cap  and  gown.  He  walks  up  and  takes  his 
place  by  the  side  of  the  host  as  a matter  of 
course ; a handsome,  pale  man,  with  a dark, 
quick  eye,  conscious  that  he  draws  attention 
wherever  he  goes,  and  apparently  of  opinion  that 
it  is  his  right. 

“ Who  is  that  who  has  just  come  in  in  bea- 
ver ?”  said  Tom,  touching  the  next  man  to  him. 

“Oh,  don’t  you  know?  that’s  Blake;  he’s 
the  most  Avonderful  fellow  in  Oxford,”  answered 
his  neighbor. 

“ How  do  you  mean  ?”  said  Tom. 

“ Why,  he  can  do  every  thing  better  than  al- 
most any  body,  and  without  any  trouble  at  all. 
Miller  was  obliged  to  have  him  in  the  boat  last 
year,  though  he  never  trained  a bit.  Then  he’s 
in  the  eleven,  and  is  a wonderful  rider,  and  ten- 
nis-player, and  shot.” 

“ Aye,  and  he’s  so  awfully  clever  Avith  it  all,” 
joined  in  the  man  on  the  other  side.  “He’ll 
be  a safe  first,  though  I don’t  believ^e  he  reads 
more  than  you  or  I.  He  can  write  songs,  too, 
as  fast  as  you  can  talk  nearly,  and  sings  them 
Avonderfully.” 

“Is  he  of  our  college,  then  ?” 

“Yes,  of  course,  or  he  couldn’t  have  been  in 
our  boat  last  year.” 

“ But  I don’t  think  I ever  saw  him  in  chapel 
or  hall.” 

“ No,  I dare  say  not.  He  hardly  ever  goes 
to  either,  and  yet  he  manages  never  to  get  haul- 
ed up  much,  no  one  knows  hoAv.  He  never  gets 
up  noAv  till  the  afternoon,  and  sits  up  nearly  all 
night  playing  cards  Avith  the  fastest  felloAvs,  or 
going  round  singing  glees  at  three  or  four  in  the 
morning.” 

Tom  sipped  his  port  and  looked  Avith  great 
interest  at  the  Admirable  Crichton  of  St.  Am- 
brose’s ; and,  after  Avatching  him  a few  min- 
utes, said  in  a low  voice  to  his  neighbor : 

“How  Avretched  he  looks!  I ncA'er  saAv  a 
sadder  fixee.” 

Poor  Blake ! one  can’t  help  calling  him 
“ poor,”  although  he  himself  would  have  winced 
at  it  more  than  at  any  other  name  you  could 
haA-e  called  him.  You  might  have  admired, 
feared,  or  wondered  at  him,  and  he  Avould  haA'e 
been  pleased — the  object  of  his  life  Avas  to  raise 
such  feelings  in  his  neighbors  ; but  pity  aa’US  the 
last  which  he  would  haA'e  liked  to  excite. 

He  was,  indeed,  a Avonderfully  gifted  fellow, 
full  of  all  sorts  of  energy  and  talent,  and  power 
and  tenderness ; and  yet,  as  his  face  told  only 
too  truly  to  any  one  Avho  Avatched  him  Avhen  he 
was  exerting  himself  in  society,  one  of  the  most 
Avretched  men  in  the  college.  He  had  a pas- 
sion for  success — for  beating  CA^ery  body  else  in 
whateA-er  he  took  in  hand,  and  that,  too,  with- 
out seeming  to  make  any  great  effort  himself. 


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The  doing  a thing  well  and  thoroughly  gave  him 
no  satisfaction  unless  he  could  feel  that  he  was 
doing  it  better  and  more  easily  than  A,  B,  or  C, 
and  that  they  felt  and  acknowledged  this.  He 
had  had  his  full  swing  of  success  for  two  years, 
and  now  the  Nemesis  was  coming. 

For,  although  not  an  extravagant  man,  many 
of  the  pursuits  in  which  he  had  eclipsed  all  ri- 
vals were  far  beyond  the  means  of  any  but  a rich 
one,  and  Blake  was  not  rich.  He  had  a fair  al- 
lowance, but  by  the  end  of  his  first  year  was  con- 
siderably in  debt,  and,  at  the  time  we  are  speak- 
ing of,  the  whole  pack  of  Oxford  tradesmen  into 
whose  books  he  had  got  (having  smelt  out  the 
leanness  of  his  expectations)  were  upon  him, 
besieging  him  for  payment.  This  miserable 
and  constant  annoyance  was  wearing  his  soul 
out.  This  was  the  reason  why  his  oak  was  sport- 
ed, and  he  was  never  seen  till  the  afternoons, 
and  turned  night  into  day.  He  was  too  proud 
to  come  to  an  understanding  with  his  persecu- 
tors, even  had  it  been  possible ; and  now,  at  his 
sorest  need,  his  whole  scheme  of  life  was  failing 
him  ; his  love  of  success  was  turning  into  ashes 
in  his  mouth  : he  felt  much  more  disgust  than 
pleasure  at  his  triumphs  over  other  men,  and  yet 
the  habit  of  striving  for  such  successes,  notwith- 
standing its  irksomeness,  was  too  strong  to  be 
resisted. 

Poor  Blake ! he  was  living  on  from  hand  to 
mouth,  flashing  out  with  all  his  old  brilliancy 
and  power,  and  forcing  himself  to  take  the  lead 
in  whatever  company  he  might  be  ; but  utterlj^ 
lonely  and  depressed  when  by  himself — reading 
feverishly  in  secret,  in  a desperate  effort  to  re- 
trieve all  by  high  honors  and  a fellowship.  As 
Tom  said  to  his  neighbor,  there  was  no  sadder 
face  than  his  to  be  seen  in  Oxford. 

And  yet  at  this  very  wine-party  he  was  the 
life  of  every  thing,  as  he  sat  up  there  between 
Diogenes — whom  he  kept  in  a constant  sort  of 
mild  epileptic  fit,  from  laughter,  and  wine  going 
the  wrong  way  (for  whenever  Diogenes  raised 
his  glass  Blake  shot  him  with  some  joke) — and 
the  Captain,  who  watched  him  with  the  most 
undisguised  admiration.  A singular  contrast, 
the  two  men  I Miller,  though  Blake  was  the  tor- 
ment of  his  life,  relaxed  after  the  first  quarter 
of  an  hour ; and  our  hero,  by  the  same  time, 
gave  himself  credit  for  being  a much  greater  ass 
than  he  Avas,  for  having  ever  thought  Blake’s 
face  a sad  one. 

When  the  room  was  quite  full,  and  enough 
Avine  had  been  drunk  to  open  the  hearts  of  the 
guests,  Diogenes  rose  on  a signal  from  Miller, 
and  opened  the  budget.  The  financial  state- 
ment Avas  a satisfactory  one ; the  club  Avas  al- 
most free  of  debt ; and,  comparing  their  position 
with  that  of  other  colleges,  Diogenes  advised  that 
they  might  fairly  burden  themselves  a little 
more,  and  then,  if  they  Avould  stand  a Avhip  of 
ten  shillings  a man,  they  might  haA'e  a new 
boat,  which  he  believed  they  all  Avould  agree  had 
become  necessary.  Miller  supported  the  neAV 
boat  in  a pungent  little  speech  ; and  the  Cap- 
tain, Avhen  appealed  to,  nodded  and  said  he 


thought  they  must  haA-e  one.  So  the  small  sup- 
plies and  the  large  addition  to  the  club  debt  Avere 
voted  unanimously,  and  the  Captain,  Miller,  and 
Blake,  Avho  had  many  notions  as  to  the  flooring, 
lines,  and  keel  of  a racing-boat,  were  appointed 
to  order  and  superintend  the  building. 

Soon  afterwards,  coffee  came  in  and  cigars 
Avere  lighted ; a large  section  of  the  party  Avent 
off  to  play  pool,  others  to  stroll  about  the  streets, 
others  to  whist ; a feAv,  let  us  hope,  to  their  OAvn 
rooms  to  read ; but  these  latter  were  a sadly 
small  minority  even  in  the  quietest  of  St.  Am- 
brose parties. 

Tom,  Avho  Avas  fascinated  by  the  heroes  at  the 
head  of  tlie  table,  sat  steadily  on,  sidling  up  to- 
wards them  as  the  intermediate  places  became 
vacant,  and  at  last  attained  the  next  chair  but 
one  to  the  Captain,  where  for  the  time  he  sat  in 
perfect  bliss.  Blake  and  Miller  Avcre  telling 
boating  stories  of  the  Henley  and  Thames  re- 
gattas, the  latter  of  which  had  been  lately  start- 
ed Avith  great  sclut ; and  from  these  great  yearly 
events,  and  the  deeds  of  proAvess  done  thereat, 
the  talk  came  gradually  round  to  the  next  races. 

“Noaa",  Captain, ’’saidMiller,  suddenly,  “haA^e 
you  thought  yet  Avhat  ncAv  men  Ave  are  to  try  in 
the  crew  this  year?” 

“No, ’pon  my  honor  I haA-en’t,”  said  the 
Captain;  “Fm  reading,  and  haA-e  no  time  to 
spare.  Besides,  after  all,  there’s  lots  of  time  to 
think  about  it.  Here,  Ave’re  only  half  through 
Lent  term,  and  the  races  don’t  begin  till  the 
end  of  Easter  term.” 

“ It  Avon’t  do,”  said  Miller ; “ Ave  must  get  the 
crew  together  this  term.” 

“ Well,  you  and  Smith  put  your  heads  to- 
gether and  manage  it,”  said  the  Captain.  “I 
Avill  go  down  any  dav,  and  as  often  as  you  like, 
at  two  o’clock.” 

“Let’s  see,”  said  Miller  to  Smith;  “how 
many  of  the  old  crcAv  have  Ave  left  ?” 

“ Five,  counting  Blake,”  answered  Diogenes. 

“Counting  me!  Avell,  that’s  cool,”  laughed 
Blake;  “you  old  tub-haunting  flute-player, 
why  am  I not  to  be  counted  ?” 

“You  ncA-er  Avill  train,  you  see,”  said  Di- 
ogenes. 

“ Smith  is  quite  right,”  said  Miller;  “ there’s 
no  counting  on  you,  Blake.  Now,  be  a good 
fellow-,  and  promise  to  be  regular  this  year.” 

“ I’ll  promise  to  do  my  Avork  in  a race,  Avhich 
is  more  than  some  of  your  best-trained  men 
Avill  do,”  said  Blake,  rather  piqued.  . 

“Well,  you  know  Avhat  I think  on  the  sub- 
ject,” said  Miller;  “but  Avho  liaA-e  Ave  got  for 
the  other  three  places  ?” 

“There’s  Drysdale  Avould  do,”  said  Diogenes ; 
“ I heard  he  Avas  a capital  oar  at  Eton  ; and  so, 
though  I don’t  knoAV  him,  I managed  to  get  him 
once  doAvn  last  term.  He  Avould  do  famously 
for  No.  2 or  No.  3 if  he  Avould  pull.” 

“Do  you  think  he  Avill,  Blake?  You  knoAv 
him,  I suppose,”  said  Miller. 

“ Yes,  I knoAv  him  Avell  enough,”  said  Blake ; 
and,  shrugging  his  shoulders,  added,  “ I don’t 
think  you  Avill  get  him  to  train  much.” 


TOM  BKOWN  AT  OXFOKD. 


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“Well,  we  must  try,”  said  Miller.  “Now 
who  else  is  there  ?” 

Smith  went  through  four  or  five  names,  at 
each  of  which  Miller  shook  his  head. 

“Any  promising  freshmen  ?”  said  he  at  last. 
“None  better  than  Brown  here,”  said  Smith  ; 
“I  think  he’ll  do  well,  if  he  will  only  work, 
and  stand  being  coached.” 

“ Have  you  ever  pulled  much?”  said  Miller. 
“No,”  said  Tom,  “never  till  this  last  month 
— since  I’ve  been  up  here.” 

“All  the  better,”  said  Miller;  “now,  Cap- 
tain, you  hear ; we  may  probably  have  to  go  in 
with  three  new  hands ; they  must  get  into  your 
stroke  this  term,  or  we  shall  be  nowhere.” 
“Very  well,”  said  the  Captain;  “I’ll  give 
from  two  till  five  any  days  you  like.” 

“And  now  let’s  go  and  have  one  pool,”  said 
Blake,  getting  up.  “ Come,  Captain,  just  one 
little  pool  after  all  this  business.” 

Diogenes  insisted  on  staying  to  play  his  flute  ; 
Miller  was  engaged ; but  the  Captain,  with  a 
little  coaxing,  was  led  away  by  Blake,  and 
good-naturedly  asked  Tom  to  accompany  them, 
when  he  saw  that  he  was  looking  as  if  he  would 
like  it.  So  the  three  went  oft'  to  the  billiard- 
rooms  ; Tom  in  such  spirits  at  the  chance  of 
being  tried  in  the  crew,  that  he  hardly  noticed 
the  exceedingly  bad  exchange  which  he  had  in- 
voluntarily made  of  his  new  cap  and  gown  for 
a third-year  cap  with  the  board  broken  into 
several  pieces,  and  a fusty  old  gown  Avhich  had 
been  about  college  probably  for  ten  genera- 
tions. Under-graduate  morality  in  the  matter 
of  caps  and  gOAvns  seems  to  be  founded  on  the 
celebrated  maxim,  “Propriete  o’est  le  vol.” 
They  found  the  St.  Ambrose  pool-room  full 
of  the  fast  set;  and  Tom  enjoyed  his  game 
much,  though  his  three  lives  Avere  soon  dis- 
posed of.  The  Captain  and  Blake  Avere  the 
last  lives  on  the  board,  and  divided  the  pool  at 
Blake’s  suggestion.  He  had  scarcely  nen-e  for 
playing  out  a single-handed  match  with  such 
an  iron-nerved,  steady  piece  of  humanity  as  the 
Captain,  though  he  Avas  the  more  brilliant  play- 
er of  the  tAvo.  The  party  then  broke  up,  and 
Tom  returned  to  his  rooms  ; and,  Avhen  he  Avas 
by  himself  again,  his  thoughts  recurred  to 
Hardy.  Hoav  odd,  he  thought,  that  they  never 
mentioned  him  for  the  boat!  Could  he  have 
done  any  thing  to  be  ashamed  of?  Hoav  was 
it  that  nobody  seemed  to  knoAv  him,  and  he  to 
knoAv  nobody  ? 

Most  readers,  I doubt  not,  Avill  think  our  hero 
very  green  for  being  puzzled  at  so  simple  a mat- 
ter ; and,  no  doubt,  the  steps  in  the  social  scale 
in  England  are  very  clearly  marked  out,  and 
Ave  all  come  to  the  appreciation  of  the  grada- 
tions sooner  or  later.  But  our  hero’s  previous 
education  must  be  taken  into  consideration. 
He  had  not  been  instructed  at  home  to  wor- 
ship mere  conventional  distinctions  of  rank  or 
Avealth,  and  had  gone  to  a school  which  Avas 
not  frequented  by  persons  of  rank,  and  where 
no  one  kneAV  Avhether  a boy  Avas  heir  to  a prin- 
cipality, or  Avould  have  to  fight  his  OAvn  Avay  in 


the  Avorld.  So  he  Avas  rather  taken  by  surprise 
at  Avhat  he  found  to  be  the  state  of  things  at  Su 
Ambrose’s,  and  didn’t  easily  realize  it. 


CHAPTER  V. 

HARDY,  THE  SERA'ITOR. 

It  Avas  not  long  before  Tom  had  effected  his 
object  in  part;  that  is  to  say,  he  had  caught 
Hardy  several  times  in  the  quadrangle  coming 
out  of  lecture,  hall,  or  chapel,  and  had  fastened 
himself  upon  him  ; often  Avalking  Avith  him  even 
up  to  the  door  of  his  rooms.  But  there  mat- 
ters ended.  Hardy  was  very  civil  and  gentle- 
manly ; he  even  seemed  pleased  Avith  the  vol- 
unteered companionship;  but  there  Avas  un- 
doubtedly a coolness  about  him  Avhich  Tom 
could  not  make  out.  But,  as  he  only  liked 
Hardy  more,  the  more  he  saAV  of  him,  he  A’ery 
soon  made  up  his  mind  to  break  ground  himself, 
and  to  make  a dash,  at  any  rate,  for  something 
more  than  a mere  speaking  acquaintance. 

One  evening  he  had,  as  usual,  Avalked  from 
hall  Avith  Hardy  up  to  his  door.  They  stopped 
a moment  talking,  and  then  Hardy,  half  open- 
ing the  door,  said  : “ Well,  good-night ; per- 
haps Ave  shall  meet  on  the  river  to-morroAV,” 
and  Avas  going  in,  Avhen  Tom,  looking  him  in 
the  face,  blurted  out,  “I  say,  Hardy,  I wish 
you’d  let  me  come  in  and  sit  Avith  you  a bit.” 

“ I ncA^er  ask  a man  of  our  college  into  my 
rooms,”  ansAvered  the  other  ; “but  come  in,  by 
all  means,  if  you  like  ;”  and  so  they  entered. 

The  room  Avas  the  Avorst,  both  in  situation 
and  furniture,  which  Tom  had  yet  seen.  It 
Avas  on  the  ground  floor,  with  only  one  windoAA', 
Avhich  looked  out  into  a back  yard,  Avhere  AA’cre 
the  offices  of  the  college.  All  day,  and  up  to 
nine  o’clock  at  night,  the  yard  and  offices  Avere 
filled  Avith  scouts ; boys  cleaning  boots  and 
knives ; bed-makers  emptying  slops  and  tattling 
scandal ; scullions  peeling  potatoes  and  listen- 
ing ; and  the  butchers’  and  green-grocers’  men 
who  supply  the  college,  and  loitered  about  to 
gossip  and  get  a taste  of  college  ale  before  go- 
ing about  their  business.  The  room  was  large, 
but  low  and  close,  and  the  floor  uneven.  The 
furniture  did  not  add  to  the  cheerfulness  of  the 
apartment.  It  consisted  of  one  large  table  in 
the  middle,  covered  with  an  old  checkered  ta- 
ble-cloth, and  an  Oxford  table  near  the  AvindoAA', 
on  Avhich  lay  half  a dozen  books,  Avith  Avriting 
materials.  A couple  of  plain  Windsor  cdiairs 
occupied  the  tAvo  sides  of  the  fire-place,  and  half 
a dozen  common  wooden  chairs  stood  against 
the  opposite  AA-all,  three  on  each  side  of  a pret- 
ty-Avell-filled  book-case ; Avhile  an  old  rickety 
sofa,  covered  with  soiled  chintz,  leaned  against 
the  Avail  which  fronted  the  AvindoAv,  as  if  to  rest 
its  lame  leg.  The  carpet  and  rug  AA'ere  dingy, 
and  decidedly  the  Av'orse  for  Avear  ; and  the  col- 
lege had  evidently  neglected  to  paper  the  room 
or  AvhiteAvash  the  ceiling  for  several  generations. 
On  the  mantel-piece  reposed  a fcAV  long  clay 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


pipes,  and  a brown  earthen-ware  receptacle  for 
tobacco,  together  with  a japanned  tin  case, 
shaped  like  a figure  of  eight,  the  use  of  which 
puzzled  Tom  exceedingly.  One  modestly- 
framed  drawing  of  a 10-gun  brig  liung  above, 
and  at  the  side  of  the  fire-place  a sword  and  belt. 
All  this  Tom  had  time  to  remark  by  the  light 
of  the  fire,  which  was  burning  brightly,  while 
his  host  produced  a couple  of  brass  candlesticks 
from  his  cupboard  and  lighted  up,  and  drew  the 
curtain  before  his  window.  Then  Tom  in- 
stinctively left  off  taking  his  notes,  for  fear  of 
hurting  the  other’s  feelings  (just  as  he  would 
have  gone  on  doing  so,  and  making  remarks  on 
every  thing,  had  the  rooms  been  models  of  taste 
and  comfort),  and  throwing  his  cap  and  gown 
on  the  sofa,  sat  down  on  one  of  the  Windsor 
chairs. 

“What  a jolly  chair,”  said  he;  “where  do 
you  get  them  ? I should  like  to  buy  one.” 

“Yes,  they’re  comfortable  enough,”  said 
Hardy;  “but  the  reason  I have  them  is,  that 
they  are  the  cheapest  arm-chairs  one  can  get. 
I like  an  arm-chair,  and  can’t  afford  to  have  any 
other  than  these.” 

Tom  dropped  the  subject  of  the  chairs  at 
once,  following  his  instinct  again,  which,  sad  to 
say,  was  already  teaching  him  th.at  poverty  is  a 
disgrace  to  a Briton,  and  that,  until  you  know 
a man  thoroughly,  you  must  always  seem  to  as- 
sume that  he  is  the  owner  of  unlimited  ready 
money.  Somehow  or  another,  he  began  to  feel 
embarrassed,  and  couldn’t  think  of  any  thing  to 
say,  as  his  host  took  down  the  pipes  and  tobac- 
co from  the  mantel-piece  and  placed  them  on 
the  table.  However,  any  thing  was  better  than 
silence  ; so  he  began  again. 

“Very  good  sized  rooms  yours  seem,”  said 
he,  taking  up  a pipe  mechanicallJ^ 

“Big  enough,  for  the  matter  of  that,”  an- 
swered the  other;  “ but  very  dark  and  noisy  in 
the  daytime.” 

“So  I should  think,”  said  Tom;  “do  you 
know,  I’d  sooner,  now,  have  my  freshman’s 
rooms  up  in  tlie  garrets.  I wonder  you  don’t 
change.” 

“ I get  these  for  nothing,”  said  his  host,  put- 
ting his  long  clay  to  the  candle,  and  puffing  out 
volumes  of  smoke.  Tom  felt  more  and  more 
unequal  to  the  situation,  and  filled  his  pipe  in 
silence.  The  first  whiff  made  him  cough,  as  he 
wasn’t  used  to  the  fragrant  weed  in  this  shape. 

“I’m  afraid  you  don’t  smoke  tobacco,”  said 
his  host  from  behind  his  own  cloud;  “shall  I 
go  out  and  fetch  you  a cigar?  I don’t  smoke 
them  myself;  I can’t  afford  it.” 

“No,  thank  you,”  said  Tom,  blushing  for 
shame,  as  if  he  had  come  there  only  to  insult 
his  host,  and  wishing  himself  heartily  out  of  it, 
“ I’ve  got  my  case  here ; and  the  fact  is,  I will 
smoke  a cigar  if  you’ll  allow  me,  for  I’m  not  up 
to  pipes  yet.  I wish  you’d  take  some,”  he 
went  on,  emptying  his  cigars  on  to  the  table. 

“Thank’ee,”  replied  his  host,  “I  prefer  a 
pipe.  And  now  what  will  you  have  to  drink? 
I don’t  keep  wine,  but  I can  get  a bottle  of  any 


thing  you  like  from  the  common  room.  That’s 
one  of  our  privileges  ” — he  gave  a grim  chuckle 
as  he  emphasized  the  word  “our.” 

“Who  on  earth  are  wef'  thought  Tom ; 
“servitors,  I suppose,”  for  he  knew  already 
that  under-graduates  in  general  could  not  get 
wine  from  the  college  cellars. 

“I  don’t  care  a straw  about  wine,”  said  he, 
feeling  very  hot  about  the  ears;  “a  glass  of 
beer,  or  any  thing  you  have  here — or  tea.” 
“Well,  I can  give  you  a pretty  good  glass 
of  whisky,”  said  his  host,  going  to  the  cup- 
board, and  producing  a black  bottle,  two  tum- 
blers of  different  sizes,  some  little  wooden  tod- 
dy ladles,  and  sugar  in  an  old  cracked  glass. 

Tom  vowed  that  if  there  was  one  thing  in 
the  world  he  liked  more  than  another,  it  was 
whisky ; and  began  measuring  out  the  liquor 
carefully  into  his  tumbler,  and  rolling  it  round 
between  his  eye  and  the  candle,  and  smelling 
it,  to  show'  Avhat  a treat  it  was  to  him  ; while 
his  host  put  the  kettle  on  the  fire,  to  ascertain 
that  it  w'as  quite  boiling,  and  then,  as  it  splut- 
tei’ed  and  fizzed,  filled  up  the  two  tumblers,  and 
restored  it  to  its  place  on  the  hob. 

Tom  swallowed  some  of  the  mixture,  which 
nearly  made  him  cough  again ; for,  though  it 
w'as  very  good  it  w'as  also  vei-y  potent.  How'- 
ever,  by  an  effort  he  managed  to  sw'allow  his 
cough ; he  would  about  as  soon  have  lost  a 
little  finger  as  let  it  out.  Then,  to  his  great  re- 
lief, his  host  took  the  pipe  from  his  lips,  and  in- 
quired, “ How  do  you  lik6  Oxford?” 

“I  hardly  know  yet,”  said  Tom  ; “ the  first 
few  days  I was  delighted  with  going  about  and 
seeing  the  buildings,  and  finding  out  w'ho  had 
lived  in  each  of  the  old  colleges,  and  pottering 
about  in  the  Bodleian,  and  fancying  I should 
like  to  be  a great  scholar.  Then  I met  several 
old  school-fellows  going  about,  who  are  up  at 
other  colleges,  and  went  to  their  rooms  and  talk- 
ed over  old  times.  But  none  of  my  very  inti- 
mate friends  are  up  yet,  and  unless  you  care 
very  much  about  a man  already,  you  don’t  seem 
to  be  likely  to  get  intimate  with  him  up  here, 
unless  he  is  at  your  own  college.” 

He  paused,  as  if  expecting  an  answer. 

“ I dare  say  not,”  said  Hardy  ; “ but  I never 
was  at  a public  school,  unluckily,  and  so  am  no 
judge.” 

“Well,  then,  as  to  the  college  life,”  went  on 
Tom,  “it’s  all  very  well  as  far  as  it  goes. 
There’s  plenty  of  liberty  and  good  food.  And 
the  men  seem  nice  fellow's — many  of  them,  at 
least,  as  far  as  I can  judge.  But  I can’t  say 
that  I like  it  as  much  as  I liked  our  school  life.” 
“ I don’t  understand,”  said  Hardy.  “ Why 
not?” 

“Oh!  I hardly  know,”  said  Tom,  laughing; 
“ I don’t  seem  as  if  I had  any  thing  to  do  here ; 
that’s  one  reason,  I think.  And  then,  you  see, 
at  Rugby  I was  rather  a great  man.  There  one 
had  a share  in  the  ruling  of  three  hundred  boys, 
and  a good  deal  of  responsibility  ; but  here  one 
has  only  just  to  take  care  of  one’s  self  and  keep 
out  of  scrapes ; and  that’s  what  I never  could 


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do,  Wliat  do  you  think  a fellow  ought  to  do, 
now,  up  here  ?” 

“ Oh,  I don’t  see  much  difficulty  in  that,” 
said  his  host,  smiling  ; “ get  up  your  lectures 
well  to  begin  with.” 

“But  my  lectures  are  a farce,”  said  Tom; 
“I’ve  done  all  the  books  over  and  over  again. 
They  don’t  take  me  an  hour  a day  to  get  up.” 
“ Well,  then,  set  to  work  reading  something 
regularly  — reading  fur  your  degree,  for  in- 
sti»nce.” 

“Oh,  hang  it!  I can’t  look  so  far  forward 
•'s  that ; I shan’t  be  going  up  for  three  years,” 
“ You  can’t  begin  too  early.  You  might  go 
and  talk  to  your  college  tutor  about  it.” 

“ So  I did,”  said  Tom  ; “at  least  I meant  to 
do  it.  For  he  asked  me  and  two  other  fresh- 
men to  breakfast,  the  other  morning,  and  I was 
going  to  open  out  to  him  ; but  when  I got  there 
I was  quite  shut  up.  He  never  looked  one  of 
us  in  the  face,  and  talked  in  set  sentences,  and 
was  cold  and  formal  and  condescending.  The 
only  bit  of  advice  he  gave  us  was  to  have  nothing 
to  do  with  boating — ^just  the  one  thing  which 
I feel  a real  interest  in.  I eouldn’t  get  out  a 
Avord  of  what  I wanted  to  say.” 

“It  is  unlucky,  certainly,  that  our  present 
tutors  take  so  little  interest  in  any  thing  which 
the  men  care  about.  But  it  is  more  from  shy- 
ness than  any  thing  else,  that  manner  which  you 
noticed.  You  may  be  sure  that  he  was  more 
Avretched  and  embarrassed  than  any  of  you.” 

“ Well,  but  noAV  I should  really  like  to  know 
Avhat  you  did  yourself,”  said  Tom;  “you  are 
the  only  man  of  much  older  standing  than  my- 
self Avhom  I knoAv  at  all  yet— I mean  I don’t 
know  any  body  else  Avell  enough  to  talk  about 
this  sort  of  thing  to  them.  What  did  you  do, 
noAV,  besides  learning  to  pull,  in  your  first 
year?” 

“I  had  learned  to  pull  before  I came  up 
here,”  said  Hardy,  “I  really  hardly  remember 
Avhat  I did  besides  read.  You  see,  I came  up 
Avith  a definite  purpose  of  reading.  My  father 
Avas  vei’y  anxious  that  I should  be  a good  schol- 
ar. Then  my  position  in  the  college  and  my 
poverty  naturally  kept  me  out  of  many  things 
Avhich  other  men  do.” 

Tom  flushed  again  at  the  ugly  Avord,  but  not 
so  much  as  at  first.  Hardy  couldn’t  mind  the 
subject,  or  he  Avould  never  be  forcing  it  up  at 
every  tarn,  he  thought. 

“ You  Avouldn’t^  think  it,”  ho  began  again, 
harping  on  the  same  string  ; “but  I can  hard- 
ly tell  you  hoAV  I miss  the  sort  of  responsibility 
I Avas  talking  to  you  about.  I have  no  doubt  I 
shall  get  the  vacuum  filled  up  before  long,  but 
for  the  life  of  me  I can’t  see  how  yet.” 

“ You  Avill  be  a very  lucky  fellow  if  you  don’t 
find  it  quite  as  much  as  you  car^do  to  keep 
yourself  in  order  up  here.  It  is  about  the 
toughest  part  of  a man’s  life,  I do  belieA'e,  the 
time  he  has  to  spend  here.  My  university  life 
has  been  so  different  altogether  from  what  yours 
Avill  be,  that  my  experience  isn’t  likely  to  benefit 
you.” 


“I  wish  you  AA'Ould  try  me,  though,”  said 
Tom;  “you  don’t  know  Avhat  a teachable  sort 
of  felloAV  I am,  if  any  body  Avill  take  me  the 
right  Avay.  You  taught  me  to  scull,  you  knoAV, 
or  at  least  put  me  in  the  way  to  learn.  But 
sculling  and  rowing  and  cricket,  and  all  the 
rest  of  it,  Avith  such  reading  as  I am  likely  to 
do,  Avon’t  be  enough.  I feel  sure  of  that  al- 
ready.” 

“I  don’t  think  it  Avill,”  said  Hardy.  “No 
amount  of  physical  or  mental  Avork  Avill  fill  the 
vacuum  you  Avere  talking  of  just  now.  It  is  the 
empty  house  swept  and  garnished,  Avhich  the  boy- 
might  have  had  glimpses  of,  but  the  man  finds 
yawning  within  him,  and  Avhich  must  be  filled 
somehoAv.  It’s  a pretty-  good  three  years’  Avork 
to  learn  Iioav  to  keep  the  devils  out  of  it,  more 
or  less,  by  the  time  you  take  your  degree.  At 
least  I have  found  it  so.” 

Hardy  rose  and  took  a turn  or  two  up  and 
down  his  room.  He  was  astonished  at  finding 
himself  talking  so  unreservedly  to  one  of  whom 
he  kncAV  so  little,  and  half-Avished  the  Avords  re- 
called. He  liv-ed  much  alone,  and  though, 
himself  morbid  and  too  self-conscious;  Avhy 
should  he  be  filling  a youngster’s  head  Avith 
puzzles?  How  did  he  knoAV  that  they  were 
thinking  of  the  same  thing? 

But  the  spoken  Avord  can  not  be  recalled  ; it 
must  go  on  its  Avay  for  good  or  evil ; and  this 
one  set  the  hearer  staring  into  the  ashes  and 
putting  many  things  together  in  his  head. 

It  was  some  minutes  before  he  broke  silence, 
but  at  last  he  gathered  up  his  thoughts,  and 
said  : “ Well,  I hope  I shan’t  shirk  when  the 
time  comes.  You  don’t  think  a felloAv  need 
shut  himself  up,  though  ? I’m  sure  I shouldn’t 
be  any  the  better  for  that.” 

“No,  I don’t  think  you  would,”  said  Hardy-. 
“Because  you  see,”  Tom  Avent  on,  Av-axing 
bolder  and  more  confidential,  “ if  I were  to  take 
to  moping  by  myself,  I shouldn’t  read  as  you  or 
any  sensible  felloAv  AA-ould  do ; I knoAV  that  Avell 
enough.  I should  just  begin,  sitting  Avith  my- 
legs  up  on  tbe  mantel-piece,  and  looking  into  my 
OAvn  inside.  I see  you  are  laughing,  but  you 
knoAV  Avhat  I mean,  don’t  you  now  ?” 

“ Yes ; staring  into  the  vacuum  y-ou  Avere 
talking  of  just  noAV  ; it  all  comes  back  to  that,” 
said  Hardy. 

“Well,  perhaps  it  does,”  said  Tom  ; “ and  I 
don’t  believe  it  does  a felloAV  a bit  of  good  to  be 
thinking  about  himself  and  his  OAvn  doings.” 
“Only  he  can’t  help  himself,”  said  Hardy. 
“ Let  him  throw  himself  as  he  Avill  into  all  that 
is  going  on  up  here,  after  all  he  must  be  alone 
for  a great  part  of  his  time — all  night,  at  any 
rate — and  Avhen  he  gets  his  oak  sported,  it’s  aU 
up  Avith  him.  He  must  be  looking  more  or  less 
into  his  OAvn  inside,  as  you  call  it.” 

“Then  I hope  he  Avon’t  find  it  as  ugly  a 
business  as  I do.  If  he  does,  I’m  sure  he  can’t 
be  Avorse  employed.” 

“ I don’t  knoAV  that,”  said  Hardy ; “he  can’t 
learn  any  thing  worth  learning  in  any  other 
vA'ay.” 


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“Oh,  I like  that!”  said  Tom;  “it’s  worth  [ 
learning  how  to  play  tennis,  and  how  to  speak 
the  truth.  You  can’t  learn  either  by  thinking 
about  yourself  ever  so  much.” 

“You  must  know  the  truth  before  you  can 
speak  it,”  said  Hardy. 

“ So  you  always  do  in  plenty  of  time.” 
“How?”  said  Hardy. 

“ Oh,  I don’t  know,”  said  Tom  ; “ by  a sort 
of  instinct,  I suppose.  I never  in  my  life  felt 
any  doubt  about  what  I ought  to  say  or  do  ; did 
you?” 

“Well,  yours  is  a good,  comfortable,  working 
belief,  at  any  rate,”  said  Hardy,  smiling ; “and 
I should  advise  you  to  hold  on  to  it  as  long  as 
you  can.” 

“But  you  don’t  think  I can  for  very  long, 
eh  ?” 

“No  : but  men  are  very  different.  There’s 
no  saying.  If  you  were  going  to  get  out  of  the 
self-dissecting  business  altogether,  though,  why 
should  you  have  brought  the  subject  up  at  all  to- 
night ? It  looks  awkward  for  you,  doesn’t  it?” 
Tom  began  to  feel  rather  forlorn  at  this  sug- 
gestion, and  probably  betrayed  it  in  his  face,  for 
Hardy  changed  the  subject  suddenly. 

“How  do  you  get  on  in  the  boat?  I saw 
you  going  down  to-day,  and  thought  the  time 
much  better.” 

Tom  felt  greatly  relieved,  as  he  was  begin- 
ning to  find  himself  in  rather  deep  water : so 
he  rushed  into  boating  with  great  zest,  and  the 
two  chatted  on  very  pleasantly  on  that  and  oth- 
er like  matters. 

The  college  clock  struck  during  a pause  in 
their  talk,  and  Tom  looked  at  his  watch. 

“Eight  o’clock,  I declare  !”  he  said  ; “ why  I 
must  have  been  here  more  than  two  hours.  I’m 
afraid,  now,  you  have  been  wanting  to  work,  and 
I have  kept  you  from  it  with  my  talk.” 

“No,  it’s  Saturday  night.  Besides  I don’t 
get  much  society  that  I care  about,  and  so  I en- 
joy it  all  the  more.  Won’t  you  stop  and  have 
some  tea?” 

Tom  gladly  consented,  and  his  host  produced 
a somewhat  dilapidated  set  of  crockery,  and  pro- 
ceeded to  brew  the  drink  least  appreciated  at 
St.  Ambrose’s.  Tom  watched  him  in  silence, 
much  exercised  in  his  mind  as  to  what  manner 
of  man  he  had  fallen  upon  ; very  much  astonish- 
ed at  himself  for  having  opened  out  so  freely, 
and  feeling  a desire  to  know  more  of  Hardy,  not 
unmixed  tvith  a sort*  of  nervousness  as  to  how 
he  was  to  accomplish  it. 

When  Hardy  sat  down  again  and  began  pour- 
ing out  the  tea,  curiosity  overcame,  and  he  open- 
ed with  : 

“ So  you  read  most  nights  after  hall?” 

“Yes,  for  two  or  three  hours  ; longer,  when  I 
am  in  a good  humor.” 

“What,  all  by  yourself?” 

“ Generally;  but  once  or  twice  a week  Grey 
comes  in  to  compare  notes.  Do  you  know 
him  ?” 

“ No,  at  least  he  hasn’t  called  on  me.  I 
have  just  spoken  to  him.” 


“ He  is  a quiet  fellow,  and  I dare  say  doesn’t 
call  on  any  man  unless  he  knew  something  of 
him  before.” 

“ Don’t  you?” 

“Never,”  said  Hardy,  shortly;  and  added 
after  a short  pause,  “very  few  men  would  thank 
me  if  I did ; most  would  think  it  impertinent, 
and  I’m  too  proud  to  risk  that.” 

Tom  was  on  the  point  of  asking  why ; but 
the  uncomfortable  feeling  which  he  had  nearly 
lost  came  back  on  him. 

“ I suppose  one  very  soon  gets  tired  of  the  wine 
and  supper  party  life,  though  I own  I find  it 
pleasant  enough  now.” 

“I  have  never  been  tired,”  said  Hardy; 
“ servitors  are  not  troubled  with  that  kind  of 
thing.  If  they  Avere  I Avouldn’t  go  unless  I 
could  return  them,  and  that  I can’t  atford.” 

“ There  he  goes  again,”  thought  Tom  ; “why 
will  he  be  throwing  that  old  story  in  my  face 
over  and  over  again  ? he  can’t  think  I care  about 
his  poverty;  I won’t  change  the  subject  this 
time  at  any  rate.”  And  so  he  said ; 

“You  don’t  mean  to  say  that  it  makes  any 
real  difference  to  a man  in  society  up  here  wheth- 
er he  is  poor  or  rich  ; I mean,  of  cou'rse,  if  he  is 
a gentleman  and  a good  fellow  ?” 

“Yes,  it  does — the  very  greatest  possible. 
But  don’t  take  my  word  for  it.  Keep  your 
eyes  open  and  judge  for  yourself;  I dare  say 
I’m  prejudiced  on  the  subject.” 

“Well  I shan’t  believe  it  if  I can  help  it,” 
said  Tom;  “you  knoAV  you  said  just  now  that 
you  never  called  on  any  one.  Perhaps  you  don’t 
give  men  a fair  chance.  They  might  be  glad 
to  know  you  if  you  would  let  them,  and  may 
think  it’s  your  fault  that  they  don’t.” 

“Very  possibly,^’  said  Hardy;  “I  tell  you 
not  to  take  my  w*ord  for  it.” 

“ It  upsets  all  one’s  ideas  so,”  went  on  Tom  : 
“ w'hy,  Oxford  ought  to  be  the  place  in  England 
where  money  should  count  for  nothing.  Surely, 
now,  such  a man  as  Jervis,  our  captain,  has  more 
influence  than  all  the  rich  men  in  the  college 
put  together,  and  is  more  looked  up  to  ?” 

“He’s  one  of  a thousand,”  said  Hardy; 
“ handsome,  strong,  good-tempered,  clever,  and 
up  to  every  thing.  Besides,  he  isn’t  a poor 
man  ; and  mind,  I don’t  say  that  if  he  were  he 
Avouldn’t  be  where  he  is.  I am  speaking  of  the 
rule,  and  not  of  the  exceptions.” 

Here  Hardy’s  scout  came  in  to  say  that  the 
Dean  wanted  to  speak  to  him.  So  he  put  on 
his  cap  and  gown,  and  Tom  rose  also. 

“Well,  I’m  sorry  to  turn  you  out,”  said 
Hardy,  “and  I’m  afraid  I’ve  been  very  surly 
and  made  ymu  very  uncomfortable.  You  won’t 
come  back  again  in  a hurry.” 

“ Indeed  I rvill  though,  if  you  will  let  me,” 
said  Tom  ;«“  I have  enjoyed  my  evening  im- 
mensely.” 

“ Then  come  whenever  you  like,”  said  Hardy. 
“ But  I am  afraid  of  interfering  Avith  your 
reading,”  said  Tom. 

“ Oh,  you  needn’t  mind  that;  I have  plenty 
of  time  on  mV  hands  ; besides,  one  can’t  read 


TOM  BKOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


all  night,  and  from  eight  till  ten  you’ll  find  me 
generally  idle.” 

“Then  you’ll  see  me  often  enougli.  But 
promise,  now,  to  turn  me  out  whenever  I am  in 
the  way.” 

“Very  well,”  said  Hardy,  laughing;  and  so 
they  parted  for  the  time. 

Some  twenty  minutes  afterwards  Hardy  re- 
turned to  his  room  after  his  interview  with  the 
Dean,  who  merely  wanted  to  speak  to  him  about 
some  matter  of  college  business.  He  flung  his 
cap  and  gown  on  to  the  sofa,  and  began  to  walk 
up  and  down  his  room,  at  first  hurriedly,  but 
soon  with  his  usual  regular  tramp.  However 
expressive  a man’s  face  may  be,  and  however 
well  you  may  know  it,  it  is  simply  nonsense  to 
say  that  you  can  tell  what  he  is  thinking  about 
by  looking  at  it,  as  many  of  us  are  apt  to  boast. 
Still  more  absurd  would  it  be  to  expect  readers 
to  know  what  Hardy  is  thinking  about,  when 
they  have  never  had  the  advantage  of  seeing  his 
face,  even  in  a photograph.  Wherefore,  it  would 
seem  that  the  author  is  bound  on  such  occasions 
to  put  his  readers  on  equal  vantage-ground  with 
himself,  and  not  only  to  tell  them  what  a man 
docs,  but,  so  far  as  maj'  be,  what  he  is  thinking 
about  also. 

His  first  thought,  then,  was  one  of  pleasure  at 
having  been  sought  out  by  one  who  seemed  to 
be  just  the  sort  of  friend  he  would  like  to  have. 
He  contrasted  our  hero  with  the  few  men  with 
whom  he  generally  lived,  and  for  some  of  whom 
he  had  a high  esteem — whose  only  idea  of  ex- 
ercise was  a two  hours’  constitutional  walk  in 
the  afternoons,  and  whose  life  was  chiefly  spent 
over  books  and  behind  sported  oaks — and  felt 
tliat  this  was  more  of  a man  after  his  own  heart. 
Then  came  doubts  whether  his  new  friend  would 
draw  back  when  he  had  been  up  a little  longer, 
and  knew  more  of  the  place.  At  any  rate  he 
had  said  and  done  nothing  to  tempt  him  ; “if 
he  pushes  the  acquaintance — and  I think  he 
Avill — it  will  be  because  he  likes  me  for  myself. 
And  I can  do  him  good,  too,  I feel  sure,”  he 
went  on,  as  he  ran  over  rapidly  his  own  life  for 
the  last  three  years.  “Perhaps  he  won’t  floun- 
der into  all  the  sloughs  that  I have  had  to  drag 
through ; he  will  get  too  much  of  the  healthy, 
active  life  up  here  for  that,  which  I have  never 
had  ; but  some  of  them  he  must  get  into.  All 
the  companionship  of  boating  and  cricketing, 
and  wine-parties  and  supper-parties,  and  all  the 
reading  in  the  world,  won’t  keep  him  from  many 
along  hour  of  mawkishness,  and  discontent,  and 
emptiness  of  heart ; he  feels  that  already  him- 
self. Am  I sure  of  that,  though  ? I may  be 
only  reading  myself  into  him.  At  any  rate,  why 
should  I have  helped  to  trouble  him  before  the 
time?  Was  that  a friend’s  part?  Well,  he 
7nust  face  it,  and  the  sooner  the  better,  perhaps. 
At  any  rate,  it  is  done.  But  Avhat  a blessed 
thing  if  one  can  only  help  a youngster  like  this 
to  figlit  his  way  through  the  cold  clammy  at- 
mosphere which  is  alwa}-s  hanging  over  him, 
and  ready  to  settle  dowm  on  him — can  help  to 
keep  some  living  faith  in  him,  that  the  world. 


Oxford  and  all,  isn’t  a respectable  piece  of  ma- 
chinery set  going  some  centuries  back!  Ah! 
it’s  .an  awful  business,  that  temptation  to  believe, 
or  think  you  believe,  in  a dead  God.  It  has 
nearly  broken  my  back  a score  of  times.  What 
are  all  the  temptations  of  the  world,  the  flesh,  and 
the  devil  to  this  ? It  includes  them  all.  Well, 
I believe  I can  help  him,  and,  please  God,  I will, 
if  he  will  only  let  me  ; and  the  very  sight  of  him 
does  me  good  ; so  I -won’t  believe  we  went  down 
the  lasher  together  for  nothing.” 

And  so  at  last  Hard}'  finished  his  walk,  took 
down  a volume  of  Don  Quixote  from  his  shelves, 
and  sat  down  for  an  hour’s  enjoyment  before 
turning  in. 


CHAPTER  VI. 

HQ-W  DRV  SCALE  AND  BLAKE  -WENT  FISITTNG. 

“ Drysdale,  what’s  a servitor?” 

“ How'  the  deuce  should  I know  ?” 

This  short  and  ])ithy  dialogue  took  place  in 
Drysdale’s  rooms  one  evening  soon  after  the  con- 
versation recorded  in  the  last  chapter.  He  and 
Tom  were  sitting  alone  there,  for  a w'onder,  and 
so  the  latter  seized  the  occasion  to  propound  this 
question,  which  he  had  had  on  his  mind  for  some 
time.  He  w'as  scarcely  satisfied  with  the  above 
rejoinder;  but  while  he  was  thinking  how  to 
come  at  the  subject  by  another  road,  Drysdale 
opened  a morocco  fly-book  and  poured  its  con- 
tents on  the  table,  which  was  already  covered 
with  flies  of  all  sorts  and  patterns,  hanks  of  gut, 
delicate  made-up  casts,  reels,  minnoAvs,  and  tack- 
le enough  to  kill  all  the  fish  in  the  four  neigh- 
boring counties.  Tom  began  turning  them  over 
and  scrutinizing  the  dressings  of  the  flies. 

“It  has  been  so  mild,  the  fish  must  be  in  sea- 
son, don’t  you  think  ? Besides,  if  they’re  not, 
it’s  a jolly  drive  to  Fairford,  at  any  rate.  You’ve 
never  been  behind  my  team,  Browm.  You’d  bet- 
ter come,  now,  to-morrow.” 

“ I can’t  cut  my  two  lectures.” 

“Bother  your  lectures!  Put  on  an  teger, 
then.” 

“ No ! tliat  doesn’t  suit  my  book,  you  know.” 
“I  can’t  see  why  you  should  be  so  cursedly 
particular.  Well,  if  you  w-on’t,  you  w'on’t ; I 
know  that  well  enough.  But  what  cast  should 
you  fish  with  to-morrow  ?” 

“ How  many  flies  do  you  use  ?” 

“ Sometimes  two,  sometimes  three.” 

“ Two’s  enough,  I think  ; all  depends  on  the 
weather  ; but,  if  it’s  at  all  like  to-day,  you  can’t 
do  better,  I should  think,  than  the  old  Marcli 
broAvn  and  a palmer  to  begin  with.  Then,  for 
change,  this  hare’s  ear,  and  an  alder  fly,  per- 
haps ; or — let  me  see,”  and  he  began  searching 
the  glittering  heap  to  select  a color  to  go  wdth 
the  dull  hare’s  ear. 

“Isn’t  it  early  for  the  alder  ?”  said  Drysdale. 
“Rather,  perhaps  ; but  they  can’t  resist  it.” 

“ These  bang-tailed  little  sinners  any  good  ?” 
said  Drysdale,  throwing  some  cock-a-bondies 
across  the  table. 


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“Yes ; I never  like  to  be  without  them,  and 
a governor  or  two.  Here,  this  is  a well-tied  lot,” 
said  Tom,  picking  out  half  a dozen.  “You 
never  know  when  you  may  not  kill  with  either 
of  them.  But  I don’t  know  the  Fai'rford  water ; 
so  my  opinion  isn’t  worth  much.” 

Tom  soon  returned  to  the  old  topic. 

“ But  now,  Drysdale,  you  must  know  what  a 
servitor  is.” 

“Why  should  I?  Do  you  mean  one  of  our 
college  servitors?” 

“Yes.” 

“ Oh,  something  in  the  upper-servant  line. 
I should  put  him  above  the  porter,  and  below 
the  cook  and  butler.  He  does  the  dons’  dirty 
work,  and  gets  their  broken  victuals  ; and  I be- 
lieve he  pays  no  college  fees.” 

Tom  rather  drew  into  himself  at  this  insolent 
and  off-hand  definition.  He  was  astonished  and 
hurt  at  the  tone  of  his  friend.  However,  pres- 
ently he  resolved  to  go  through  with  it,  and  be- 
gan again. 

“But  servitors  are  gentlemen,  I suppose?” 

“ A good  deal  of  the  cock-tail  about  them,  I 
should  think.  But  I have  not  the  honor  of  any 
acquaintance  among  them.” 

“ At  any  rate,  they  are  under-graduates,  are 
not  they  ?” 

“Yes.” 

“ And  may  take  degrees,  just  like  you  or  me?” 
“They  may  have  all  the  degrees  to  them- 
selves, for  any  thing  I care.  I wish  they  w'ould 
let  one  pay  a servitor  for  passing  little-go  for 
one.  It  would  be  deuced  comfortable.  I win- 
der it  don’t  strike  the  dons,  now  ; they  might 
get  clever  beggars  for  servitors,  and  farm  them, 
and  so  make  loads  of  tin.” 

“ But,  Drysdale,  seriously,  why  should  you 
talk  like  that?  If  they  can  take  all  the  degrees 
we  can,  and  are,  in  fact,  just  what  we  are,  un- 
der-graduates, I can’t  see  vrhy  they’re  not  as 
likely  to  be  gentlemen  as  we.  It  can  surely 
make  no  difference,  their  being  poor  men?” 

“It  must  make  them  devilish  uncomfortable,” 
said  the  incorrigible  payer  of  double  fees,  getting 
up  to  light  his  cigar. 

“ The  name  ought  to  carry  respect  here,  at 
any  rate.  The  Black  Prince  was  an  Oxford 
man,  and  he  thought  the  noblest  motto  he  could 
take  was,  ‘Ich  dien,’  I serve.” 

“If  he  were  here  now,  he  would  change  it 
for  ‘ Je  paye.’  ” 

“I  often  wish  you  would  tell  me  what  you 
really  and  truly  think,  Drysdale.” 

“My  dear  fellow,  I am  telling  you  what  I 
do  really  think.  Whatever  the  Black  Prince 
might  be  pleased  to  observe  if  he  were  here,  I 
stick  to  my  motto.  I tell  you  the  thing  to  be 
able  to  do  here  at  Oxford  is — to  pay.” 

“ I don’t  believe  it.” 

“I  knew  you  wouldn’t.” 

“ I don’t  believe  you  do  either.” 

“ I do,  though.  But  what  makes  you  so  cu- 
rious about  servitors  ?” 

“Why,  I’ve  made  friends  with  Hardy,  one  of 
our  servitors.  He  is  such  a fine  fellow !” 


I am  soiTy  to  relate  that  it  cost  Tom  an  ef- 
fort to  say  this  to  Drysdale  ; but  he  despised 
himself  that  it  was  so. 

“You  should  have  told  me  so  before  you  be- 
gan to  pump  me,”  said  Drysdale.  ‘ ‘ However,  I 
partly  suspected  something  of  the  sort.  You’ve 
a good  bit  of  a Quixote  in  you.  But  really, 
Brown,”  he  added,  seeing  Tom  redden  and  look 
angry,  “I’m  sorry  if  what  I said  pained  you. 
I dare  say  this  friend  of  yours  is  a gentleman, 
and  all  you  say.” 

“ He  is  more  of  a gentleman,  by  a long  way, 
than  most  of  the — ” 

“ ‘ Gentlemen- commoners,’  you  were  going 
to  say.  Don’t  crane  at  such  a small  fence  on 
my  account.  I will  put  it  in  another  way  for 
you.  He  can’t  be  a greater  snob  than  many  of 
them.” 

“Well,  but  why  do  you  live  with  them  so 
much,  then  ?” 

“Why?  Because  they  happen  to  do  the 
things  I like  doing,  and  live  up  here  as  I like 
to  live.  I like  hunting  and  driving,  and  draw- 
ing badgers,  and  playing  cards,  and  good  wines 
and  cigars.  They  hunt  and  drive,  and  keep 
dogs  and  good  cellars,  and  will  play  unlimited 
loo  or  Van-John  as  long  as  I please.” 

“But  I know  you  get  very  sick  of  all  that 
often,  for  I’ve  heard  you  say  as  much  half  a 
dozen  times  in  the  little  time  I’ve  been  here.” 

“ Why,  you  don’t  want  to  deny  me  the  Brit- 
on’s privilege  of  grumbling,  do  you  ?”  said  Drys- 
dale, as  he  flung  his  legs  up  on  the  sofa,  cross- 
ing one  over  the  other  as  he  lounged  on  his 
back — his  favorite  attitude  ; “ but  suppose  I am 
getting  tired  of  it  all — which  I am  not ; what 
do  you  propose  as  a substitute?” 

“ Take  to  boating.  I know  you  could  be  in 
the  first  boat  if  you  liked  ; I heard  them  say  so 
at  Smith’s  wine  the  other  night.” 

“ But  what’s  to  prevent  my  getting  just  as 
tired  of  that  ? Besides,  it’s  such  a grind.  And 
then  there’s  the  bore  of  changing  all  one’s  hab- 
its.” ' 

“Yes;  but  it’s  such  splendid  hard  work,” 
said  Tom,  who  was  bent  on  making  a convert 
of  his  friend. 

“ Just  so ; and  that’s  just  what  I don’t  want ; 
the  ‘ books,  and  work,  and  healthful  play  ’ line 
don’t  suit  my  complaint.  No,  as  my  old  uncle 
says,  ‘ a young  fellow  must  sow  his  wild  oats,’ 
and  Oxford  seems  a place  specially  set  apart  by 
Providence  for  that  operation.” 

In  all  the  wild  range  of  accepted  British  max- 
ims there  is  none,  take  it  for  all  in  all,  more 
thoroughly  abominable  than  this  one  as  to  the 
sowing  of  wild  oats.  Look  at  it  on  what  side- 
you  will,  and  you  can  make  nothing  but  a 
devil’s  maxim  of  it.  What  a man — be  he  young, 
old,  or  middle-aged — soavs,  t/iat,  and  nothing 
else,  shall  he  reap.  The  one  only  thing  to  do 
with  wild  oats  is  to  put  them  carefully  into  the 
hottest  part  of  the  fire,  and  get  them  burnt  to 
dust,  every  seed  of  them.  If  you  soav  them,  no 
matter  in  what  ground,  up  they  will  come,  with 
long  tough  roots  like  couch-grass,  and  luxnri- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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ant  stalks  and  leaves,  as  sure  as  there  is  a sun 
in  heaven — a crop  which  it  turns  one’s  heart 
cold  to  chink  of.  The  devil,  too,  whose  special 
crop  they  are,  will  see  that  they  thrive,  and  you, 
and  nobody  else,  will  have  to  reap  them  ; and 
no  common  reaping  will  get  them  out  of  the 
soil,  which  must  be  dug  down  deep  again  and 
again.  Well  for  you  if,  with  all  your  care,  you 
can  make  the  ground  sweet  again  by  your  dying 
day.  “Boys  will  be  boys ” is  not  much  better, 
but  that  has  a true  side  to  it ; but  this  en- 
couragement to  the  sowing  of  wild  oats  is  sim- 
ply devilish,  for  it  means  that  a young  man  is 
to  give  way  to  the  temptations  and  follow  the 
lusts  of  his  age.  What  are  we  to  do  with  the 
wild  oats  of  manliood  and  old  age — with  ambi- 
tion, over-reaching,  the  false  weights,  hardness, 
suspicion,  avarice — if  the  wild  oats  of  youth  are 
to  be  sown,  and  not  burnt?  What  possible  dis- 
tinction can  we  draw  between  them  ? If  we  may 
sow  the  one,  why  not  the  other  ? 

But  to  get  back  to  our  story.  Tom  went 
away  from  Drysdale’s  rooms  that  night  (after 
they  had  sorted  all  the  tackle,  which  was  to  ac- 
company the  fishing  expedition,  to  their  satis- 
faction) in  a disturbed  state  of  mind.  He  was 
very  much  annoyed  at  Drysdale’s  way  of  talk- 
ing, because  he  was  getting  to  like  the  man. 
He  was  surprised  and  angry  at  being  driven 
more  and  more  to  the  conclusion  that  the  wor- 
ship of  the  golden  calf  was  verily  and  indeed 
rampant  in  Oxford — side  by  side,  no  doubt, 
with  much  that  was  manly  and  noble,  but  taint- 
ing more  or  less  the  whole  life  of  the  place. 
In  fact,  what  annoyed  him  most  was  the  con- 
sciousness that  he  himself  was  becoming  an 
idolater.  For  he  couldn’t  help  admitting  that 
he  felt  much  more  comfortable  when  standing 
in  the  quadrangles  or  strolling  in  the  High 
Street  with  Drysdale  in  his  velvet  cap,  and  silk 
gown,  and  faultless  get-up,  than  when  doing  the 
same  things  with  Hardy  in  his  faded  old  gown, 
shabby  loose  overcoat,  and  well-worn  trowsers. 
He  wouldn’t  have  had  Hardy  suspect  the  fact 
for  all  he  was  worth,  and  hoped  to  get  over  the 
feeling  soon ; but  there  it  w'as  unmistakably. 
He  wondered  whefher  Hardy  had  ever  felt  any 
thing  of  the  kind  himself. 

Nevertheless,  these  thoughts  did  not  hinder 
him  from  sleeping  soundly,  or  from  getting  up 
an  hour  earlier  than  usual  to  go  and  see  Drys- 
dale start  on  his  expedition. 

Accordingly,  he  was  in  Drysdale’s  rooms 
next  morning  betimes,  and  assisted  at  the  early 
breakfast  which  was  going  on  there.  Blake 
was  the  only  other  man  present.  He  was  going 
with  Drysdale,  and  intrusted  Tom  with  a mes- 
sage to  Miller  and  the  Captain,  that  he  could 
not  pull  in  the  boat  that  day,  but  would  pay  a 
waterman  to  take  his  place.  As  soon  as  the 
gate  opened,  the  three,  accompanied  by  thq 
faithful  Jack,  ani  followed  by  Drysdale’s  scout, 
bearing  overcoats,  a splendid  water-proof  apron 
lined  with  fur,  and  the  rods  and  creels,  sallied 
out  of  college,  and  sought  the  livery  stables 
patronized  by  the  men  of  St.  Ambrose’s.  Here 
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they  found  a dog-cart  all  ready  in  the  yard, 
with  a strong  Roman-nosed,  vicious-looking, 
rat-tailed  horse  in  the  shafts,  called  Satan  by 
Drysdale ; the  leader  had  been  sent  on  to  the 
first  turnpike.  The  things  were  packed,  and 
Jack,  the  bull-dog,  hoisted  into  the  interior  in 
a few  minutes.  Drysdale  produced  a long 
straight  horn,  which  he  called  his  yard  of  tin 
(probably  because  it  was  made  of  brass),  and 
after  refreshing  himself  with  a blast  or  two, 
handed  it  over  to  Blake,  and  then  mounted  the 
dog-cart  and  took  the  reins.  Blake  seated 
himself  by  his  side  ; the  help  who  was  to  ac- 
company them  got  up  behind ; and  Jack  looked 
wisely  out  from  his  inside  place  over  the  back- 
boai'd. 

“Are  we  all  right?”  said  Drysdale,  catching 
his  long  tandem  whip  into  a knowing  double 
thong. 

“ All  right,  sir,”  said  the  head  hostler,  touch- 
ing his  cap. 

“You’d  better  have  come,  my  boy,”  said 
Drysdale  to  Tom,  as  they  trotted  off  out  of  the 
yard  ; and  Tom  couldn’t  help  envying  them  as 
he  followed,  and  watched  the  dog-cart  lessening 
rapidly  down  the  empty  street,  and  heard  the 
notes  of  the  yard  of  tin,  which  Blake  managed 
to  make  really  musical,  borne  back  on  the  soft 
western  breeze.  It  was  such  a splendid  morn- 
ing for  fishing ! 

However,  it  was  too  late  to  repent,  had  he 
wished  it ; and  so  he  got  hack  to  chapel,  and 
destroyed  the  whole  effect  of  the  morning 
service  on  Miller’s  mind,  by  delivering  Blake’s 
message  to  that  choleric  coxswain  as  soon  as 
chapel  was  over.  Miller  vowed  for  the  twen- 
tieth time  that  Blake  should  be  turned  out  of 
the  boat,  and  went  off  to  the  Captain’s  rooms 
to  torment  him,  and  consult  what  was  to  be 
done. 

The  weather  continued  magnificent — a soft, 
dull  gray  March  day,  and  a steady  wind ; and 
the  thought  of  the  lucky  fisherman,  and  visions 
of  creels  filled  with  huge  three-pounders,  haunt- 
ed Tom  at  lectures,  and  throughout  the  day. 

At  two  o’clock  he  was  down  at  the  river. 
The  college  eight  was  to  go  down  for  the  first 
time  in  the  season  to  the  reaches  below  Nune- 
ham  for  a good  training  pull,  and  he  had  had 
notice,  to  his  great  joy,  that  he  W'as  to  be  tried 
in  the  boat.  But  great,  no  doubt,  as  was  the 
glory,  the  price  was  a heavy  one.  This  was 
the  first  time  he  had  been  subjected  to  the  ten- 
der mercies  of  Miller,  the  coxswain,  or  had  pull- 
ed behind  the  Captain  ; and  it  did  not  take  long 
to  convince  him  that  it  was  a very  different 
style  of  thing  from  any  thing  he  had  as  yet  been 
accustomed  to  in  the  freshmen’s  crew.  The 
long  steady  sweep  of  the  so-called  paddle  tried 
him  almost  as  much  as  the  breathless  strain  of 
the  spurt. 

Miller,  too,  was  in  one  of  his  most  relentless 
moods.  He  was  angry  at  Blake’s  desertion, 
and  seemed  to  think  that  Tom  had  had  some- 
thing to  do  with  it,  though  he  had  simply  de- 
livered the  message  which  had  been  intrusted 


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to  him  ; and  so,  though  he  distributed  rebuke 
and  objurgation  to  every  man  in  the  boat  ex- 
cept the  Captain,  he  seemed  to  our  hero  to 
take  particular  delight  in  working  him.  There 
he  stood  in  the  stern,  the  fiery  little  coxswain, 
leaning  forward  with  a tiller-rope  in  each  hand, 
and  bending  to  every  stroke,  shouting  his  warn- 
ings, and  rebukes,  and  monitions  to  Tom,  till 
he  drove  him  to  his  wits’  end.  By  the  time  the 
boat  came  back  to  Hall’s,  his  arms  wei'e  so 
numb  that  he  could  hardly  tell  whether  his  oar 
was  in  or  out  of  his  hand;  his  legs  were  stiff 
and  aching,  and  every  muscle  in  his  body  felt 
as  if  it  had  been  pulled  out  an  inch  or  two.  As 
he  walked  up  to  college,  he  felt  as  if  his  shoul- 
ders and  legs  had  nothing  to  do  with  one  an- 
other ; in  short,  he  had  had  a very  hard  day’s 
work,  and,  after  going  fast  asleep  at  a wine- 
party,  and  trying  in  vain  to  rouse  himself  by  a 
stroll  in  the  streets,  fairly  gave  in  about  ten 
o’clock,  and  went  to  bed  without  remembering 
to  sport  his  oak. 

For  some  hours  he  slept  the  sleep  of  the  dead, 
but  at  last  began  to  be  conscious  of  voices,  and 
the  clicking  of  glasses,  and  laughter,  and  scraps 
of  songs  ; and  after  turning  himself  once  or  twice 
in  bed,  to  ascertain  whether  he  w'as  awake  or  no, 
rubbed  his  eyes,  sat  up,  and  became  aware  that 
something  very  entertaining  to  the  parties  con- 
cerned was  going  on  in  his  sitting-room.  After 
listening  for  a minute,  he  jumped  up,  threw  on 
his  shooting-coat,  and  appeared  at  the  door  of  his 
own  sitting-room,  where  he  paused  a moment  to 
contemplate  the  scene  which  met  his  astonished 
vision.  His  fire,  recently  replenished,  was  burn- 
ing brightly  in  the  grate,  and  his  candles  on 
the  table,  on  which  stood  his  whisky  bottle,  and 
tumblers,  and  hot  water.  On  his  sofa,  which 
had  been  wheeled  round  before  the  fire,  reclined 
Drysdale,  on  his  back,  in  his  pet  attitude,  one 
leg  crossed  over  the  other,  with  a paper  in  his 
hand,  from  which  he  was  singing ; and  in  the 
arm-chair  sat  Blake,  while  Jack  was  coiled  on 
the  rug,  turning  himself  every  now  and  then  in 
a sort  of  uneasy  protest  against  his  master’s  un- 
timely hilarity.  At  first  Tom  felt  inclined  to 
be  angry,  but  the  jolly  shout  of  laughter  with 
which  Drysdale  received  him,  as  he  stepped  out 
into  the  light  in  night-shirt,  shooting-coat,  and 
dishevelled  hair,  appeased  him  at  once. 

“Why,  Brown,  you  don’t  mean  to  say  you 
liave  been  in  bed  this  last  half-hour  ? We  look- 
ed into  the  bed-room,  and  thought  it  was  emp- 
ty. Sit  down,  old  fellow,  and  make  yourself 
at  home.  Have  a glass  of  grog  ; it’s  first-rate 
whisky.” 

“Well,  you’re  a couple  of  cool  hands,  I must 
.say,”  said  Tom.  “ How  did  you  get  in  ?” 

“Through  the  door,  like  honest  men,”  said 
Drysdale.  “ You’re-  the  only  good  fellow  in 
college  to-night.  When  -we  got  back  our  fires 
were  out,  and  we’ve  been  all  round  college,  and 
found  all  the  oaks  sported  but  yours.  Never 
■sport  your  oak,  old  boy  ; it’s  a bad  habit.  You 
don’t  know  at  what  time  in  the  morning  you 
may  entertain  angels  unawares.” 


“ You’re  a rum  pair  of  angels,  any  how,” 
said  Tom,  taking  his  seat  on  the  sofa.  “But 
what  o’clock  is  it  ?” 

“Oh,  about  half-past  one,”  said  Drysdale. 
“We’ve  had  a series  of  catastrophes.  Never 
got  into  college  till  near  one.  I thought  we 
should  never  have  waked  that  besotted  little 
porter.  However,  here  we  are  at  last,  you  see, 
all  right.” 

“So  it  seems,”  said  Tom  ; “ but  how  about 
the  fishing  ?” 

“Fishing  ! we’ve  never  thrown  a fly  all  day,” 
said  Drysdale. 

“He  is  so  cursedly  conceited  about  his  knowl- 
edge of  the  country,”  struck  in  Blake.  “ What 
with  that,  and  his  awful  twist,  and  his  incurable 
habit  of  gossiping,  and  his  blackguard  dog,  and 
his  team  of  a devil  and  a young  female — ” 

“Hold  your  scandalous  tongue !”  shouted 
Drysdale.  “ To  hear  you  talking  of  my  twist, 
indeed  : you  ate  four  chops  and  a whole  chicken 
to-day,  at  dinner,  to  your  own  cheek,  you 
know.” 

“ That’s  quite  another  thing,”  said  Blake. 
“Hike  to  see  a fellow  an  honest  grubber  at 
breakfast  and  dinner ; but  you’ve  always  got 
your  nose  in  the  manger.  That’s  how  -we  got 
all  wrong  to-day.  Brown.  You  saw  what  a 
breakfast  he  ate  before  starting;  well,  nothing 
would  satisfy  him  but  another  at  Whitney. 
There  we  fell  in  with  a bird  in  mahogany  tops, 
and,  as  usual,  Dr}’sdale  began  chumming  with 
him.  He  knew  all  about  the  fishing  of  the 
next  three  counties.  I dare  say  he  did.  My 
private  belief  is,  that  he  is  one  of  the  Hunger- 
ford  town  council,  who  let  the  fishing  there  ; 
at  any  rate,  he  swore  it  wns  no  use  our  going  to 
Fairford  ; the  only  place  where  fish  would  be 
in  season  was  Hungerford.  Of  course  Drys- 
dale swallowed  it  all,  and  nothing  would  serve 
him  but  that  we  should  turn  off  for  Hungerford 
at  once.  Now,  I did  go  once  to  Hungerford 
races,  and  I ventured  to  suggest  that  w’e  should 
never  get  near  the  place.  Not  a bit  of  use;  he 
knew  every  foot  of  the  country.  It  was  then 
about  nine  ; he  would  guarantee  that  w'e  should 
be  there  by  twelve  at  latest.” 

“ So  w'e  should  have  been,  but  for  accidents,” 
struck  in  Drysdale. 

“Well,  at  any  rate,  what  we  did  was  to  drive 
into  Farringdon  instead  of  Hungerford,  both 
horses  dead  done  up,  at  twelve  o’clock,  after 
missing  our  way  about  twenty  times.” 

“ Because  you  would  put  in  your  oar,”  said 
Drysdale. 

“Then  grub  again,”  went  on  Blake,  “and 
an  hour  to  bait  the  horses.  I knew  we  were 
as  likely  to  get  to  Jericho  as  to  Hungerford. 
However,  he  would  start;  but,  luckily,  about 
two  miles  from  Farringdon,  old  Satan  bowled 
quietly  into  a bank,  broke  a shaft,  and  deposit- 
ed us  then  and  there.  He  wasn’t  such  a fool 
as  to  be  going  to  Hungerford  at  that  time  of 
day ; the  first  time  in  his  wicked  old  life  that 
I ever  remember  seeing  him  do  any  thing  that 
pleased  me.” 


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“ Come,  now,”  said  Drysdale,  “ do  you  mean 
to  say  you  ever  sat  behind  a better  wheeler, 
when  he’s  in  a decent  temper  ?” 

“ Can’t  say,”  said  Blake  ; “ never  sat  behind 
him  in  a good  temper,  that  I can  remember.” 

“ I’ll  trot  him  five  miles  out  and  home  in  a 
dog-cart,  on  any  road  out  of  Oxford,  against 
any  horse  you  can  bring,  fora  fiver.” 

“Done!”  said  Blake. 

“ But  were  you  upset  ?”  said  Tom.  “ How 
did  you  get  into  the  bank  ?” 

“Why,  you  see,”  said  Drysdale,  “Jessy — 
that’s  the  little  blood-mare,  my  leader — is  very 
young,  and  as  shy  and  skittish  as  the  rest  of 
her  sex.  We  turned  a corner  sharp,  and  came 
right  upon  a gypsy  encampment.  Up  she  went 
into  the  air  in  a moment,  and  then  turned  right 
round  and  came  head  on  at  the  cart.  I gave 
her  the  double  thong  across  her  face  to  send  her 
back  again,  and  Satan,  seizing  the  opportunity, 
rushed  against  the  bank,  dragging  her  with  him, 
and  snapped  the  shaft.” 

“ And  so  ended  our  day’s  fishing,”  said 
Blake.  “ And  next  moment  out  jumps  that 
brute  Jack  and  pitches  into  the  gypsy’s  dog, 
who  had  come  up  very  naturally  to  have  a look 
at  what  was  going  on.  Down  jumps  Drysdale, 
to  see  that  his  beast  gets  fair  play,  leaving  me 
and  the  help  to  look  after  the  wreck,  and  keep 
his  precious  wheeler  from  kicking  the  cart  into 
little  pieces.” 

“Come  now,”  said  Drysdale,  “you  must 
own  we  fell  on  our  legs,  after  all.  Hadn’t  we 
a jolly  afternoon  ? I’m  thinking  of  turning 
tramp,  Brown.  We  spent  three  or  four  hours 
in  that  camp,  and  Blake  got  spooney  on  a gypsy 
girl,  and  has  written  I don’t  know  how  many 
songs  on  them.  Didn’t  you  hear  us  singing 
them  just  now  ?” 

“But  how  did  you  get  the  cart  mended?” 
said  Tom. 

“ Oh,  the  tinker  patched  up  the  shaft  for  us 
— a cunning  old  beggar,  the  p'ere  de  famille  of 
the  encampment;  up  to  every  move  on  the 
board.  He  wanted  to  have  a deal  with  me  for 
Jessy.  But  ’pon  my  honor  we  had  a good  time 
of  it.  There  was  the  old  tinker  mending  the 
shaft,  in  his  fur  cap,  with  a black  pipe,  one 
inch  long,  sticking  out  of  his  mouth  ; and  the 
old  brown  parchment  of  a mother,  with  her 
head  in  a red  handkerchief,  smoking  a ditto 
pipe  to  the  tinker’s,  who  told  our  fortunes  and 
talked  like  a printed  book.  Then  there  was  his 
wife,  and  the  slip  of  a girl  who  bowled  over 
Blake  there,  and  half  a dozen  ragged  brats ; 
and  a fellow  on  tramp,  not  a gypsy — some  run- 
away apprentice,  I take  it,  but  a jolly  dog — 
with  no  luggage  but  an  old  fiddle,  on  which  he 
scraped  away  uncommonly  well,  and  set  Blake 
making  rhymes  as  we  sat  in  the  tent.  You 
never  heard  any  of  his  songs.  Here’s  one  for 
each  of  us ; we’re  going  to  get  up  the  characters 
and  sing  them  about  the  country.  Now  for  a 
rehearsal ; I’ll  be  the  tinker.” 

“No;  you  must  take  the  servant-girl,”  said 
Blake. 


“ Well,  we’ll  toss  up  for  characters  when  the 
time  comes.  You  begin,  then;  here’s  the  song  ;” 
and  he  handed  one  of  the  papers  to  Blake,  who 
began  singing: 

“ Squat  on  a green  plot. 

We  scorn  a bench  or  settle,  oh. 

Plying  and  trying, 

A spice  of  every  trade ; 

Eazors  wo  grind. 

Ring  a pig,  or  mend  a kettle,  oh: 

Come,  what  d’ye  lack? 

Speak  it  out,  my  pretty  maid. 

“ ril  set  your  scissors,  while 
My  granny  tells  you  plainly 
Who  stole  your  barley  meal, 

Your  butter  or  your  heart; 

Tell  if  your  husband  will 
Be  handsome  or  ungainly. 

Ride  in  a coach  and  four,  or 
Rough  it  in  a cart.” 

“Enter  Silly  Sally;  that’s  I,  for  the  present, 
you  see,”  said  Drysdale ; and  he  began  : 

“ Oh  dear ! what  can  the  matter  be  ? 

Dear,  dear!  what  can  the  matter  be? 

Oh  dearl  what  can  the  matter  be? 

All  in  a pucker  be  I ; 

I’m  growing  uneasy  about  Billy  Martin, 

For  love  is  a casualty  desper’t'  unsartin. 

Law!  yonder’s  the  gypsy  as  tells  folk’s  fortin; 

I’m  half  in  the  mind  for  to  try.” 

“Then  you  must  be  the  old  gypsy  woman, 
Mother  Patrico;  here’s  your  part,  Brown.” 
“But  what’s  the  tune?”  said  Tom. 

“Oh,  you  can’t  miss  it;  go  ahead;”  and  so 
Tom,  who  was  dropping  into  the  humor  of  the 
thing,  droned  out  from  the  MS.  handed  to  him  : 

“Chairs  to  mend. 

Old  chairs  to  mend. 

Rush-bottom’ d,  cane-bottom’d, 

Chairs  to  mend. 

Maid,  approach. 

If  thou  wouldst  know 
What  the  stars 
May  deign  to  show." 

“Now’,  tinker,”  said  Drysdale,  nodding  at 
Blake,  who  rattled  on  : 

“Chance  feeds  us,  chance  leads  us- 
Round  the  land  in  jollity; 

Rag-dealing,  nag-stealing, 

Everywhere  we  roam; 

Brass  mending,  ass  vending. 

Happier  than  the  quality; 

Swipes  soaking,  pipes  smoking, 

Ev’ry  barn  a home; 

Tink,  tink,  a tink  a tink. 

Our  life  is  full  of  fun,  boys ; 

Clink  tink,  a tink  a tink. 

Our  busy  hammers  ring; 

Clink  tink,  a tink  a tink. 

Our  job  will  soon  be  done,  boys ; 

Then  tune  we  merrily 
The  bladder  and  the  string.” 

Drysdale,  as  Silly  Sally. 

“Oh  dear!  what  can  the  matter  be? 

Dear,  dear ! what  can  the  matter  be  ? 

Oh  dear!  what  can  the  matter  be? 

There’s  such  a look  in  her  eye. 

Oh  lawk!  I declare  I be  all  of  a tremble: 

My  mind  it  misgives  me  about  Sukey  Wimble, 

A splatter-faced  wench  neither  civil  nor  nimble ! 
She’ll  bring  Billy  to  beggary.” 

Tom,  as  Mother  Patrico. 

“Show  your  hand; 

Come,  show  your  hand  ! 

Would  you  know 
What  fate  hath  planned? 

Heaven  forefend. 

Aye,  heav’n  forefend! 

What  may  these 
Cross  lines  portend?” 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


Blake,  as  the  Tinker. 

‘‘  Owl,  pheasant,  all’s  pleasant ; 

Nothing  comes  amiss  to  ns ; 

Hare,  rabbit,  snare,  nab  it ; 

Cock,  or  hen,  or  kite ; 

Tom-cat,  with  strong  fat, 

A dainty  supper  is  to  us ; 

Hedge-hog  and  sedge-frog 
To  stew  is  our  delight; 

Bow,  wow,  with  angry  bark 
My  lady’s  dog  assails  us ; 

We  sack  him  up,  and  clap 
A stopper  on  his  din. 

Now  pop  him  in  the  pot ; 

His  store  of  meat  avails  us; 

Wife  cooks  him  nice  and  hot. 

And  granny  tans  his  skin.” 

Drysdale,  as  Silly  Sally. 

“Oh  lawk!  what  a calamity! 

Oh  my ! what  a calamity ! 

Oh  dear!  what  a calamity! 

Lost  and  forsaken  be  I. 

I’m  out  of  my  senses,  and  nought  will  content  me. 

But  pois’ning  Poll  Ady  who  helped  circumvent  me; 
Come  tell  me  the  means,  for  no  power  shall  prevent  me; 
Oh,  give  me  revenge,  or  I die.” 

Tom,  as  Mother  Patrico. 

“Pause  a while! 

Anon,  anon! 

Give  me  time 
The  stars  to  con. 

True  love’s  course 
Shall  yet  run  smooth; 

True  shall  prove 
The  favor’d  youth.” 

Blake,  as  the  Tinker. 

“ Tink  tink,  a tink  a tink, 

We’ll  work  and  then  get  tipsy,  oh! 

Clink  tink,  on  each  chink, 

Our  busy  hammers  ring. 

Tink  tink,  a tink  a tink. 

How  merry  lives  a gypsy,  oh  ! 

Chanting  and  ranting; 

As  happy  as  a king.” 

Drysdale,  as  Silly  Sally. 

“Joy!  joy!  all  will  end  happily! 

Joy!  joy!  all  will  end  happily! 

Joy!  joy!  all  will  end  happily! 

Bill  will  be  constant  to  I. 

Oh,  thankee,  good  dame,  here’s  my  purse  and  my  thim- 
ble ; 

A fig  for  Poll  Ady  and  fat  Sukey  Wimble; 

I now  could  jump  over  the  steeple  so  nimble; 

With  joy  I be  ready  to  cry.” 

Tom,  as  Mother  Patrico. 

“William  shall 
Be  rich  and  great; 

And  shall  prove 
A constant  mate. 

Thank  not  me. 

But  thank  your  fate. 

On  whose  high 
Decrees  I wait.” 

“Well,  won’t  that  do?  won’t  it  bring  the 
house  down  ? I’m  going  to  send  for  dresses  to 
London,  and  we’ll  start  next  week.” 

“ What,  on  the  tramp,  singing  these  songs  ?” 
“Yes;  we’ll  begin  in  some  out-of-the-way 
place  till  we  get  used  to  it.” 

“And  end  in  the  lock-up,  I should  say,” 
said  Tom;  “ it’ll  be  a good  lark,  though.  Now, 
you  haven’t  told  me  how  you  got  home.” 

“ Oh,  we  left  camp  at  about  five — ” 

“The  tinker  having  extracted  a sovereign 
from  Drysdale,”  interrupted  Blake. 

“ What  did  you  give  to  the  little  gypsy  your- 
self?” retorted  Drysdale;  “I  saw  your  adieus 
under  the  thorn-bush.  Well,  we  got  on  all 


right  to  old  Murdoch’s,  at  Kingston  Inn,  by 
about  seven,  and  there  we  had  dinner ; and 
after  dinner  the  old  boy  came  in.  He  and  I 
are  great  chums,  for  I’m  often  there,  and  al- 
ways ask  him  in.  But  that  beggar  Blake,  who 
never  saw  him  before,  cut  me  clean  out  in  five 
minutes.  Fancy  his  swearing  he  is  Scotch, 
and  that  an  ancestor  of  his  in  the  sixteenth 
century  married  a Murdoch  !” 

“Well,  when  you  come  to  think  what  a lot 
of  ancestors  one  must  have  had  at  that  time, 
it’s  probably  true,”  said  Blake. 

“At  any  rate,  it  took,”  went  on  Drysdale. 
“ I thought  old  Murdoch  would  have  wept  on 
his  neck.  As  it  was,  he  scattered  snuff  enough 
to  fill  a pint  pot  over  him  out  of  his  mull,  and 
began  talking  Gaelic.  And  Blake  had  the 
cheek  to  jabber  a lot  of  gibberish  back  to  him, 
as  if  he  understood  every  word.” 

“ Gibberish ! it  was  the  purest  Gaelic,”  said 
Blake,  laughing. 

“ I heard  a lot  of  Greek  words  myself,”  said 
Drysdale  ; “but  old  Murdoch  was  too  pleased 
at  hearing  his  own  clapper  going,  and  too  full 
of  whisky  to  find  him  out.” 

“Let  alone  that  I doubt  whether  he  remem- 
bers more  than  about  five  words  of  his  native 
tongue  himself,”  said  Blake. 

“ The  old  boy  got  so  excited  that  he  went  up 
stairs  for  his  plaid  and  dirk,  and  dressed  himself 
up  in  them,  apologizing  that  he  could  not  ap- 
pear in  the  full  garb  of  old  Gaul,  in  honor  of 
his  new-found  relative,  as  his  daughter  had  cut 
up  his  old  kilt  for  ‘ trews  for  the  bairnies  ’ dur- 
ing his  absence  from  home.  Then  they  took  to 
more  toddy  and  singing  Scotch  songs,  till  at 
eleven  o’clock  they  were  standing  on  their  chairs, 
right  hands  clasped,  each  with  one  foot  on  the 
table,  glasses  in  the  other  hands,  the  toddy  fly- 
ing over  the  room  as  they  swayed  about  roaring 
like  maniacs — what  was  it  ? oh,  I have  it : 

‘ IPr«jf-an-toorey  all  agree, 

B'Mp-an-toorey,  it'M^r-an-toorey.’  ” 

“ He  hasn’t  told  you  that  he  tried  to  join  us, 
and  tumbled  over  the  back  of  his  chair  into  the 
dirty-plate  basket.” 

“A  libel!  a libel!”  shouted  Drysdale  ; “the 
leg  of  my  chair  broke,  and  I stepped  down  grace- 
fully and  safely,  and  when  I looked  up  and  saw 
what  a tottery  performance  it  was,  I concluded 
to  give  them  a wide  berth.  It  would  be  no  joke 
to  have  old  Murdoch  topple  over  on  to  you.  I 
left  them  ‘ wug-an-tooreying,’  and  went  out  to 
look  after  the  trap,  which  was  ordered  to  be  at 
the  door  at  half-past  ten.  I found  Murdoch’s 
hostler  very  drunk,  but  sober  compared  with 
that  rascally  help  whom  we  had  been  fools 
enough  to  take  with  us.  They  had  got  the  trap 
out  and  the  horses  in,  but  that  old  rascal  Satan 
was  standing  so  quiet  that  I suspected  something 
wrong.  Sure  enough,  when  I came  to  look, 
they  had  him  up  to  the  cheek  on  one  side  of  his 
mouth,  and  third  bar  on  the  other,  his  belly-band 
buckled  across  his  back,  and  no  kicking-strap. 
The  old  brute  was  chuckling  to  himself  what  he 
would  do  with  us  as  soon  as  we  had  started  in 


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that  trim.  It  took  half  an  hour  getting  all 
right,  as  I was  the  only  one  able  to  do  any 
thing.” 

“Yes,  you  would  have  said  so,”  said  Blake, 
“if  you  had  seen  him  trying  to  put  Jack  up  be- 
hind. He  made  six  shots  with  the  old  dog,  and 
dropped  him  about  on  his  head  and  the  broad 
of  his  back  as  if  he  had  been  a bundle  of 
eels.” 

“ The  fact  is,  that  that  rascally  hostler  had 
made  poor  old  Jack  drunk  too,”  explained  Drys- 
dale,  “and  he  wouldn’t  be  lifted  straight.  How- 
ever, we  got  off  at  last,  and  hadn’t  gone  a mile 
before  the  help  (who  was  maundering  away 
some  cursed  sentimental  ditty  or  other  behind) 
lurched  more  heavily  than  usual,  and  pitched 
off  into  the  night  somewhere.  Blake  looked  for 
him  for  half  an  hour,  and  couldn’t  find  a hair 
of  him.” 

“You  don’t  mean  to  say  the  man  tumbled 
off,  and  you  never  found  him  ?”  said  Tom,  in 
horror. 

“ Well,  that’s  about  the  fact,”  said  Drysdale ; 
“ but  it  isn’t  so  bad  as  you  think.  We  had  no 
lamps,  and  it  was  an  uncommon  bad  night  for 
running  by  holloas.” 

“But  a first-rate  night  for  running  by  scent,” 
broke  in  Blake  ; ‘ ‘ the  fellow  leaned  against  me 
until  he  made  his  exit,  and  I’d  have  backed 
myself  to  have  hit  the  scent  again  half  a mile 
off,  if  the  wind  had  only  been  right.” 

“He  may  have  broken  his  neck,”  said  Tom. 

“Can  a fellow  sing  with  a broken  neck?” 
said  Drysdale ; “ hanged  if  I know ! But  don’t 
I tell  you,  we  heard  him  maundering  on  some- 
where or  other  ? and  when  Blake  shouted,  he 
answered  in  endearing  terms ; and  when  Blake 
swore,  he  rebuked  him  piously  out  of  tjie  pitch 
darkness,  and  told  him  to  go  home  and  repent. 
I nearly  dropped  off  the  box  for  laughing  at 
them ; and  then  he  ‘ uplifted  his  testimony,  ’ as 
he  called  it,  against  me,  for  driving  a horse  call- 
ed Satan.  1 believe  he’s  a ranting  Methodist 
spouter.” 

‘ ‘ I tried  hard  to  find  him,”  said  Blake  ; “for 
I should  dearly  have  liked  to  have  kicked  him 
safely  into  the  ditch.” 

“At  last  Black  Will  himself  couldn’t  have 
held  Satan  another  minute.  So  Blake  scram- 
bled up,  and  away  we  came,  and  knocked  into 
college  at  one  for  a finish : the  rest  you  know.” 

“Well,  you’ve  had  a pretty  good  day  of  it,” 
said  Tom,  who  had  been  hugely  amused ; “but 
I should  feel  nervous  about  the  help,  if  I were 
you.” 

“Oh,  he’ll  come  to  no  grief.  I’ll  be  bound,” 
said  Drysdale  ; “ but  Avhat  o’clock  is  it  ?” 

“Three,”  said  Blake,  looking  at  his  watch 
and  getting  up  ; “ time  to  turn  in.” 

“The  first  time  I ever  heard  you  say  that,” 
said  Drysdale. 

“Yes  ; but  you  forget  we  were  up  this  morn- 
ing before  the  world  was  aired.  Good-night, 
Bi-own.” 

And  off  the  two  went,  leaving  Tom  to  sport 
his  oak  this  time,  and  retire  in  wonder  to  bed. 


Drysdale  was  asleep,  with  Jack  curled  up  on 
the  foot  of  the  bed,  in  ten  minutes.  Blake,  by 
the  help  of  wet  towels  and  a knotted  piece  of 
whip-cord  round  his  forehead,  read  Pindar  till 
the  chapel-bell  began  to  ring. 


CHAPTER  yil. 

AN  EXPLOSION. 

Our  hero  soon  began  to  feel  that  he  was  con- 
tracting his  first  college  friendship.  The  great, 
strong,  badly-dressed,  badly-appoiiited  servitor, 
who  seemed  almost  at  the  same  time  utterly 
reckless  of,  and  nervously  alive  to,  the  opinion 
of  all  around  him,  with  his  bursts  of  womanly 
tenderness  and  Berserker  rage,  alternating  like 
the  storms  and  sunshine  of  a July  day  on  a 
high  moorland,  his  keen  sense  of  humor  and 
appreciation  of  all  the  good  things  of  this  life, 
the  use  and  enjoyment  of  which  he  was  so 
steadily  denying  himself  from  high  principle, 
had  from  the  first  seized  powerfully  on  all 
Tom’s  sympathies,  and  was  daily  gaining  more 
hold  upon  him. 

Blessed  is  the  man  who  has  the  gift  of  mak- 
ing friends ; for  it  is  one  of  God’s  best  gifts. 
It  involves  many  things,  but  above  all,  the 
power  of  going  out  of  one’s  self,  and  seeing  and 
appreciating  whatever  is  noble  and  living  in 
another  man. 

But  even  to  him  who  has  the  gift,  it  is  often 
a gi-eat  puzzle  to  find  out  whether  a man  is 
really  a friend  or  not.  The  following  is  rec- 
ommended as  a test  in  the  case  of  any  man 
about  whom  you  are  not  quite  sure ; especial- 
ly if  he  should  happen  to  have  more  of  this 
world’s  goods,  either  in  the  shape  of  talents, 
rank,  money,  or  what  not,  than  you  : 

Fancy  the  man  stripped  stark  naked  of  every 
thing  in  the  world,  except  an  old  pair  of  trow- 
sers  and  a shirt,  for  decency’s  sake,  without 
even  a name  to  him,  and  dropped  down  in  the 
middle  of  Holborn  or  Piccadilly.  Would  you 
go  up  to  him  then  and  there,  and  lead  him  out 
from  among  the  cabs  and  omnibuses,  and  take 
him  to  your  own  home,  and  feed  him,  and 
clothe  him,  and  stand  by  him  against  all  the 
world,  to  your  last  sovereign  and  your  last  leg- 
of-mutton  ? If  you  wouldn’t  do  this,  you  have 
no  right  to  call  him  by  the  sacred  name  of 
friend.  If  you  would,  the  odds  are  that  he 
would  do  the  same  by  you,  and  you  may  count 
yourself  a rich  man ; for,  probably,  were  friend- 
ship expressible  by,  or  convertible  into,  current 
coin  of  the  realm,  one  such  friend  would  be 
worth  to  a man  at  least  £100,000.  How  many 
millionaires  are  there  in  England?  I can’t 
even  guess ; but  more  by  a good  many,  I fear, 
than  there  are  men  who  have  ten  real  friends. 
But  friendship  is  not  so  expressible  or  convert- 
ible. It  is  more  precious  than  wisdom ; and 
wisdom  “can  not  be  gotten  for  gold,  nor  shall 
rubies  be  mentioned  in  comparison  thereof.” 
Not  all  the  riches  that  ever  came  out  of  earth 


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and  sea  are  worth  the  assurance  of  one  such 
real  abiding  friendship  in  your  heart  of  hearts. 

But  for  the  worth  of  a friendship  commonly 
so  called — meaning  thereby  a sentiment  found- 
ed on  the  good  dinners,  good  stories,  opera 
stalls,  and  days’  shooting  you  have  gotten  or 
hope  to  get  out  of  a man,  the  snug  things  in 
his  gift,  and  his  powers  of  procuring  enjoyment 
of  one  kind  or  another  to  your  miserable  body 
or  intellect — why,  such  a friendship  as  that  is 
to  be  appraised  easily  enough,  if  you  find  it 
worth  your  while ; but  you  will  have  to  pay 
your  pound  of  flesh  for  it  one  way  or  another — 
you  may  take  your  oath  of  that.  If  you  follow 
my  advice,  you  Avill  take  a £10  note  down,  and 
retire  to  your  crust  of  bread  and  liberty. 

Tom  was  rapidly  falling  into  friendship  with 
Hardy.  He  was  not  bound  hand  and  foot  and 
carried  away  captive  yet,  but  he  was  already 
getting  deep  in  the  toils. 

One  evening  he  found  himself  as  usual  at 
Hardy’s  door  about  eight  o’clock.  The  oak 
was  open,  but  he  got  no  answer  when  he 
knocked  at  the  inner  door.  Nevertheless  he 
entered,  having  quite  got  over  all  shyness  or 
ceremony  by  this  time.  The  room  was  empty, 
but  two  tumblers  and  the  black  bottle  stood  on 
the  table,  and  the  kettle  was  hissing  away  on 
the  hob.  “Ah,”  thought  Tom,  “he  expects 
me,  I see so  he  turned  his  back  to  the  Are 
and  made  himself  at  home.  A quarter  of  an 
hour  passed,  and  still  Hardy  did  not  return. 
“Never  knew  him  out  so  long  before  at  this 
time  of  night,”  thought  Tom.  “Pei’haps  he’s 
at  some  party.  I hope  so.  It  would  do  him 
a deal  of  good  ; and  I know  he  might  go  out 
if  he  liked.  Next  term,  see  if  I won’t  make 
him  more  sociable.  It’s  a stupid  custom  that 
freshmen  don’t  give  parties  in  their  first  term, 
or  I’d  do  it  at  once.  Why  won’t  he  be  more 
sociable?  No,  after  all,  sociable  isn’t  the 
word ; he’s  a very  sociable  fellow  at  bottom. 
What  in  the  world  is  it  that  he  wants?” 

And  so  Tom  balanced  himself  on  the  two 
hind  legs  of  one  of  the  Windsor  chairs,  and  be- 
took himself  to  pondering  what  it  was  exactly 
which  ought  to  be  added  to  Hardy  to  make 
him  an  unexceptionable  object  of  hero-wor- 
ship ; when  the  man  himself  came  suddenly 
into  the  room,  slamming  his  oak  behind  him, 
and  casting  his  cap  and  gown  fiercely  on  to  the 
sofa  before  he  noticed  our  hero. 

Tom  jumped  up  at  once.  “My  dear  fellow, 
what’s  the  matter?”  he  said;  “I’m  sorry  I 
came  in  ; shall  I go  r” 

“No — don’t  go — sit  down,”  said  Hardy,  ab- 
ruptly ; and  then  began  to  smoke  fast  -without 
saying  another  word. 

Tom  waited  a few  minutes  watching  him, 
and  then  broke  silence  again : 

“ I am  sure  something  is  the  matter.  Hardy ; 
you  look  dreadfully  put  out — what  is  it  ?” 

“What  is  it?”  said  Hardy,  bitterly;  “oh, 
nothing  at  all — nothing  at  all ; a gentle  lesson 
to  servitors  as  to  the  duties  of  their  position  ; 
not  pleasant,  perliaps,  for  a yoimgster  to  swal- 


low ; but  I ought  to  be  used  to  such  things,  at 
any  rate,  by  this  time.  I beg  your  pardon  for 
seeming  put  out.” 

“Do  tell  me  what  it  is,”  said  Tom.  “I’m 
sure  I am  very  sorry  for  any  thing  which  an- 
noys you.” 

“I  believe  you  are,”  said  Hardy,  looking  at 
him,  “and  I’m  much  obliged  to  you  for  it. 
What  do  you  think  of  that  fellow  Chanter’s  of- 
fering Smith,  the  junior  servitor,  ahoy  just  come 
up,  a bribe  of  ten  pounds  to  prick  him  in  at  chap- 
el when  he  isn’t  there  ?” 

“The  dirty  blackguard !”  said  Tom;  “bv 
Jove,  he  ought  to  be  cut.  He  will  be  cut,  won't 
he  ? You  don’t  mean  that  he  really  did  offer 
him  the  money?” 

“I  do,”  said  Hardy,  “ and  the  poor  little  fel- 
low came  here  after  hall  to  ask  me  what  ho 
should  do,  with  tears  in  his  eyes.” 

“ Chanter  ought  to  be  horsewhipped  in 
quad,”  said  Tom.  “ I will  go  and  call  on  Smith 
directly.  What  did  you  do?” 

“Why,  as  soon  as  I could  master  myself 
enough  not  to  lay  hands  on  him,”  said  Hardy, 
“ I went  across  to  his  rooms  where  he  was  en- 
tertaining a select  party,  and  just  gave  him  his 
choice  between  writing  an  abject  apology  then 
and  there  to  my  dictation,  or  having  the  whole 
business  laid  before  the  principal  to-morrow 
morning.  He  chose  the  former  alternative, 
and  I made  him  write  such  a letter  as  I don’t 
think  he  will  forget  in  a hurry.” 

“That’s  good,”  said  Tom  ; “but  he  ought  to 
have  been  hoi'sewhipped  too.  It  makes  one’s 
fingers  itch  to  think  of  it.  However,  Smith’s 
all  right  now.” 

“ All  right !”  said  Hardy,  bitterly.  “ I don't 
know  wtiat  you  call  ‘ all  right.’  Probably  the 
boy’s  self-respect  is  hurt  for  life.  You  can’t 
salve  over  this  sort  of  thing  witli  an  apology- 
plaster.”  ' , 

“Well,  I hope  it  isn’t  so  bad  as  that,  ’ said 
Tom. 

“Wait  till  you’ve  tried  it  yourself,”  said  Har- 
dy. “I’ll  tell  you  what  it  is  ; one  or  two  things 
of  this  sort — and  I’ve  seen  many  more  than  that 
in  my  time — sink  down  into  you,  and  leave 
marks  like  a red-hot  iron.” 

“But,  Hardy,  now,  really,  did  you  ever  know 
a bribe  offered  before  ?”  said  Tom. 

Hardy  thought  for  a moment.  “No,”  he 
said,  “I  can’t  say  that  I haA^e;  but  things  as 
bad,  or  nearly  as  bad,  often.”  He  paused  a min- 
ute, and  then  went  on;  “I  tell  you,  if  it  were 
not  for  my  dear  old  father,  who  Avould  break  his 
heart  over  it,  I would  cut  the  whole  concern  to- 
morroAV.  I’ve  been  near  doing  it  twenty  times, 
and  enlisting  in  a good  regiment.” 

“ Would  it  be  any  better  there,  though  ?”  said 
Tom,  gently,  for  he  felt  that  he  A\ms  in  a maga- 
zine. 

“Better!  yes,  it  must  bo  better,”  said  Har- 
dy; “at  any  rate,  the  youngsters  there  are 
marchers  and  fighters  ; besides,  one  Avould  be  in 
the  ranks  and  know  one’s  place.  Here  one  is 
by  AA-ay  of  being  a gentleman — God  saA'e  the 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


mark  ! A young  ofBccr,  be  lie  never  such  a fop 
or  profligate,  must  take  his  turn  at  guard,  and 
carry  his  life  in  his  hand  all  over  the  world, 
wherever  he  is  sent,  or  he  has  to  leave  the  serv- 
ice. Service ! yes,  that’s  the  word  ; that’s  what 
makes  every  young  red-coat  respectable,  though 
he  mayn’t  think  it.  He  is  serving  his  Queen, 
his  country — the  devil,  too,  perhaps — very  like- 
ly— but  still  the  other  in  some  sort.  He  is 
bound  to  it,  sworn  to  it,  must  do  it;  more  or 
less.  But  a youngster  up  here,  with  health, 
strength,  and  heaps  of  money— Abound  to  no 
earthly  service,  and  clioosing  tliat  of  the  devil 
and  his  own  lusts,  because  some  service  or  other 
he  must  have — I want  to  know  where  else  un- 
der the  sun  you  can  see  such  a sight  as  that  ?” 

Tom  mumbled  something  to  the  effect  that  it 
was  by  no  means  necessary  that  men  at  Oxford, 
either  rich  or  poor,  need  embark  in  the  service 
which  had  been  alluded  to  ; which  remark,  how- 
ever, only  seemed  to  add  fuel  to  the  Are.  For 
Hardy  now  rose  from  his  chair,  and  began  strid- 
ing up  and  down  the  room,  his  right  arm  be- 
hind his  back,  tlie  hand  gripping  his  left  elbow, 
his  left  hand  brought  round  in  front  close  to  his 
body,  and  holding  the  bowl  of  his  pipe,  from 
which  he  was  blowing  off  clouds  in  puffs  like  an 
engine  just  starting  with  a heavy  train.  The 
attitude  was  one  of  a man  painfully  trying  to 
curb  himself.  His  eyes  burnt  like  coals  under 
his  deep  brows.  The  man  altogether  looked 
awful,  and  Tom  felt  particularly  uncomfortable 
and  puzzled.  After  a turn  or  two,  Hardy  burst 
out  again : 

“And  who  are  they,  I should  like  to  know, 
these  fello^ys  who  dare  to  offer  bribes  to  gentle- 
men ? How  do  they  live  ? What  do  they  do 
for  themselves  or  for  this  university  ? By  heav- 
en, they  are  mining  themselves  body  and  soul, 
and  making  this  place,  which  was  meant  for  the 
training  of  learned  and  brave  and  righteous  Eng- 
lishmen, a lie  and  a snare.  And  who  tries  to 
stop  them  ? Here  and  there  a don  is  doing  his 
work  like  a man ; the  rest  are  either  washing 
their  hands  of  the  business,  and  spending  their 
time  in  looking  after  those  who  don’t  want  look- 
ing after,  and  cramming  those  who  would  be 
better  without  the  cramming,  or  else  standing 
by,  cap  in  hand,  and  shouting,  ‘ Oh  young  men 
of  large  fortune  and  great  connections ! you  fu- 
ture dispensers  of  the  good  things  of  this  realm ! 
come  to  our  colleges,  and  all  shall  be  made  pleas- 
ant!’ and  the  shout  is  taken  up  by  under-grad- 
uates, and  tradesmen,  and  horse-dealers,  and 
cricket-cads,  and  dog-fanciers,  ‘ Come  to  us,  and 
us,  and  us,  and  we  will  be  your  toadies !’  Let 
them ; let  them  toady  and  cringe  to  their  pre- 
cious idols,  till  they  bring  this  noble  old  place 
down  about  their  ears.  Down  it  will  come, 
down  it  must  come,  for  down  it  ought  to  come, 
if  it  can  find  nothing  better  to  worship  than  rank, 
money,  and  intellect.  But  to  live  in  the  place 
and  love  it  too,  and  see  all  this  going  on,  and 
groan  and  writhe  under  it,  and  not  be  able — ” 

At  this  point  in  his  speech  Hardy  came  to  the 
turning-point  in  his  march  at  the  farther  end  of 


3'.t 

the  room,  just  opposite  his  crockery  cu])board  ; 
but,  instead  of  turning  as  usual,  ho  paused,  let 
go  the  hold  on  his  left  elbow,  poised  himself  for 
a moment  to  get  a purchase,  and  then  dashed 
his  right  fist  full  against  one  of  the  panels. 
Crash  went  the  slight  deal  boards,  as  if  struck 
with  a sledge-hammer,  and  crash  went  glass  and 
crockery  behind.  Tom  jumped  to  his  feet,  in 
doubt  whether  an  assault  on  him  -would  not  fol- 
low ; but  the  fit  was  over,  and  Hardy  looked 
round  at  him  with  a rueful  and  deprecating  face. 
For  a moment  Tom  tried  to  look  solemn  and 
heroic,  as  befitted  the  occasion ; but  somehow 
the  sudden  contrast  flashed  on  him,  and  sent  him 
off,  before  he  could  think  about  it,  into  a roar 
of  laughter,  ending  in  a violent  fit  of  coughing; 
for  in  his  excitement  he  had  swallowed  a mouth- 
ful of  smoke.  Hardy,  after  holding  out  for  a 
moment,  gave  in  to  the  humor  of  the  thing,  and 
the  appealing  look  passed  into  a smile,  and  the 
smile  into  a laugh,  as  he  turned  towards  his  dam- 
aged cupboard,  and  began  opening  it  carefully  in 
a legitimate  manner. 

“I  say,  old  fellow,”  said  Tom,  coming  up, 
“ I should  think  you  must  find  it  an  expensive 
amusement.  Do  you  often  walk  into  your  cup- 
boards like  that?” 

“ You  see.  Brown,  I am  naturally  a man  of  a 
very  quick  temper.” 

“So  it  seems,”  said  Tom;  “but  doesn’t  it 
hurt  your  knuckles?  I should  have  something 
softer  put  up  for  me,  if  I were  you ; your  bolster, 
with  a velvet  cap  on  it,  or  a doctor  of  divinity’s 
gown,  now.” 

“You  be  hanged !”  said  Hardy,  as  he  disen- 
gaged the  last  splinter,  and  gently  opened  the 
ill-used  cupboard  door.  “ Oh,  thunder  and  turf, 
look  here !”  he  went  on,  as  the  state  of  affairs 
inside  disclosed  itself  to  his  view  ; “how  many 
times  have  I told  that  thief  George  never  to  put 
any  thing  on  this  side  of  my  cupboard ! Two 
tumblers  smashed  to  bits,  and  I’ve  only  four  in 
the  world.  Lucky  we  had  those  two  out  on  the 
table.” 

“And  here’s  a great  piece  out  of  the  sugar- 
basin,  you  see,”  said  Tom,  holding  up  the  broken 
article;  “and,  let  me  see,  one  cup  and  three 
saucers  gone  to  glory.” 

“ Well,  it’s  lucky  it’s  no  worse,”  said  Hardy, 
peering  over  his  shoulder  ; “I  had  a lot  of  odd 
saucers,  and  there’s  enough  left  to  last  my  time. 
Never  mind  the  smash,  let’s  sit  down  again  and 
be  reasonable.” 

Tom  sat  down  in  high  good-humor.  He  felt 
himself  more  on  an  equality  with  his  host  than 
he  had  done  before,  and  even  thought  he  might 
ventuje  on  a little  mild  expostulation  or  lectur- 
ing. But  while  he  was  considering  how  to  im- 
prove the  occasion  Hardy  began  himself. 

“ I shouldn’t  go  so  furious.  Brown,  if  I didn’t 
care  about  the  place  so  much.  I can’t  bear  to 
think  of  it  as  a sort  of  learning  machine,  in  which 
I am  to  grind  for  three  years  to  get  certain  de- 
grees which  I want.  No  ; this  place,  and  Cam.- 
bridge,  and  our  great  schools,  are  the  heart  of 
dear  old  England.  Did  you  ever  read  Secreta- 


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ry  Cook’s  address  to  the  Vice-Chancellor,  Doc- 
tors, etc.,  in  1636 — more  critical  times,  perhaps, 
even  than  ours?  No?  Well,  listen  then;” 
and  he  went  to  his  book-case,  took  down  a book, 
and  read : “ ‘ The  very  truth  is,  that  all  wise 
princes  respect  the  welfare  of  their  estates,  and 
consider  that  schools  and  universities  are  (as  in 
a body)  the  noble  and  vital  parts,  which,  being 
vigorous  and  sound,  send  good  blood  and  active 
spirits  into  the  veins  and  arteries,  which  cause 
health  and  strength ; or,  if  feeble  or  ill-affected, 
corrupt  all  the  vital  parts  ; whereupon  grow  dis- 
eases, and,  in  the  end,  death  itself.’  A low 
standard  up  here  for  ten  years  may  corrupt  half 
the  parishes  in  the  kingdom.” 

“That’s  true,”  said  Tom;  “but — ” 

“Yes;  and  so  one  has  a right  to  be  jealous 
for  Oxford.  Every  Englishman  ought  to  be.” 
“But  I really  think.  Hardy,  that  you’re  un- 
reasonable,” said  Tom,  who  had  no  mind  to  be 
done  out  of  his  chance  of  lecturing  his  host. 

“I  am  very  quick-tempered,”  said  Hardy, 
“as  I told  you  just  now.” 

“But  you’re  not  fair  on  the  fast  set  up  here. 
They  can’t  help  being  rich  men,  after  all.” 
“No;  so  one  oughtn’t  to  expect  them  to  be 
going  through  the  eyes  of  needles,  1 suppose. 
But  do  you  mean  to  say  you  ever  heard  of  a 
more  dirty,  blackguard  business  than  this  ?”  said 
Hardy;  “he  ought  to  be  expelled  the  univer- 
sity.” 

“I  admit  that,”  said  Tom  ; “but  it  was  only 
one  of  them,  you  know.  I don’t  believe  there’s 
another  man  in  the  set  who  would  have  done  it.” 
“ Well,  I hope  not,”  said  Hardy;  “ I maybe 
hard  on  them — as  you  say,  they  can’t  help  be- 
ing rich.  But  now  I don’t  want  you  to  think 
me  a violent  one-sided  fanatic ; shall  I tell  you 
some  of  my  experiences  up  here — some  passages 
from  the  life  of  a seivitor?” 

“ Do,”  said  Tom  ; “I  should  like  nothing  so 
well.” 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

II  A E D Y ’ S II I S T O n Y . 

“ My  father  is  an  old  commander  in  the  royal 
navy.  He  was  a second  cousin  of  Nelson’s  Har- 
dy, and  that,  I believe,  was  what  led  him  into 
the  navy,  for  he  had  no  interest  whateA'er  of  his 
own.  It  was  a visit  which  Nelson’s  Hardy, 
then  a young  lieutenant,  paid  to  his  relative, 
my  grandfather,  which  decided  my  father,  he 
has  told  me ; but  be  always  had  a strong  bent 
to  sea,  though  he  was  a boy  of  very  studious 
habits. 

“ However,  those  were  times  when  brave  men 
who  knew  and  loved  their  profession  couldn’t 
be  overlooked,  and  my  dear  old  father  fought 
his  way  up  step  by  step — not  very  fast,  certain- 
ly, but  still  fast  enough  to  keep  him  in  heart 
about  his  chances  in  life.  I could  show  you 
the  accounts  of  some  of  the  affairs  he  was  in,  in 
James’s  History,  which  you.  see  up  on  my  shelf 
there,  or  I could  tell  them  you  myself ; but  I hope 


some  day  you  will  know  him,  and  then  you  will 
hear  them  in  perfection. 

‘ ‘ My  father  was  made  commander  towards  the 
end  of  the  war,  and  got  a ship,  in  which  he  sail- 
ed with  a convoy  of  merchantmen  from  Bristol- 
It  was  the  last  voyage  he  ever  made  in  active 
service  ; but  the  Admiralty  was  so  well  satisfied 
with  his  conduct  in  it  that  they  kept  his  ship  in 
commission  two  years  after  peace  was  declared. 
And  well  they  might  be ; for  in  the  Spanish 
main  he  fought  an  action  which  lasted,  on  and 
off,  for  two  days,  with  a French  sloop  of  war, 
and  a privateer,  which  he  always  thought  was  an 
American,  either  of  which  ought  to  have  been  a 
match  for  him.  But  he  had  been  with  Vincent 
in  the  Arrow,  and  was  not  likely  to  think  much 
of  such  small  odds  as  that.  At  any  rate  he  beat 
them  off,  and  not  a prize  could  either  of  them 
make  out  of  his  convoy,  though  I believe  his 
ship  was  never  fit  for  any  thing  afterwards,  and 
W'as  broken  up  as  soon  as  she  was  out  of  com- 
mission. We  have  got  her  compasses,  and  the 
old  flag  which  flew  at  the  peak  through  the 
whole  voyage,  at  home  now.  It  was  my  fa- 
ther’s own  flag,  and  his  fancy  to  have  it  always 
flying.  More  than  half  the  men  were  killed  or 
badly  hit — the  dear  old  father  among  the  rest. 
A ball  took  off  part  of  his  knee-cap,  and  he  had 
to  fight  the  last  six  hours  of  the  action  sitting  in 
a chair  on  the  quarter-deck  ; but  he  says  it 
made  the  men  fight  better  than  when  he  was 
among  them,  seeing  him  sitting  there  sucking 
oranges. 

“ Well,  he  came  home  with  a stiff  leg.  The 
Bristol  merchants  gave  him  the  freedom  of  the 
city  in  a gold  box,  and  a splendidly-mounted 
sword  with  an  inscription  on  the  blade,  which 
hangs  over  the  mantel-piece  at  home.  When 
I first  left  home,  I asked  him  to  give  me  his 
old  service-sword,  Avhich  used  to  hang  by  the 
other,  and  he  gave  it  me  at  once,  though  I was 
only  a lad  of  seventeen,  as  he  would  give  me  his 
right  eye,  dear  old  father,  which  is  the  only  one 
he  has  now ; the  other  he  lost  from  a cutlass- 
wound  in  a boarding  party.  There  it  hangs,  and 
those  are  his  epaulettes  in  the  tin  case.  They 
used  to  lie  under  my  pillow  before  I had  a room 
of  my  own,  and  many  a cowardly  down-hearted 
fit  have  they  helped  to  pull  me  through.  Brown  ; 
and  many  a mean  act  have  they  helped  to  keep 
me  from  doing.  There  they  are  always  ; and 
the  sight  of  him  brings  home  the  dear  old  man 
to  me  as  nothing  else  does,  hardly  even  his  let- 
ters, I must  be  a great  scoundrel  to  go  very 
wrong  with  such  a father. 

“Let’s  see  — where  was  I?  Oh,  j’es ; I 
remember.  Well,  my  father  got  his  box  and 
sword,  and  some  very  handsome  letters  from 
several  great  men.  We  have  them  all  in  a book 
at  home,  and  I know  them  by  heart.  The  ones 
he  values  most  are  from  Colling^vood,  and  his 
old  captain,  Vincent,  and  from  his  cousin.  Nel- 
son’s Hardy,  who  didn’t  come  off  very  well 
himself  after  the  Avar,  But  my  poor  old  father 
neAmr  got  another  ship.  For  some  time  he 
went  up  every  year  to  London,  and  was  al- 


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ways,  he  says,  very  kindly  received  by  the  peo- 
ple in  power,  and  often  dined  with  one  and  an- 
other Lord  of  the  Admiralty  who  had  been  an 
old  mess-mate.  But  he  was  longing  for  em- 
ployment; and  it  used  to  prey  on  him  while  he 
was  in  his  prime  to  feel  year  after  year  slipping 
away  and  he  still  without  a ship.  But  why 
should  I abuse  people  and  think  it  hard,  when 
he  doesn’t  ? ‘ You  see.  Jack,’  he  said  to  me  the 

last  time  we  spoke  about  it,  ‘ after  all,  I was  a 
battered  old  hulk,  lame  and  half-blind.  So 
was  Nelson,  you’ll  say : but  every  man  isn’t  a 
Nelson,  my  boy.  And  though  I might  think  I 
could  con  or  fight  a ship  as  well  as  ever,  I can’t 
say  other  folk  who  didn’t  know  me  were  wrong 
for  not  agreeing  with  me.  Would  yon,  now. 
Jack,  appoint  a lame  and  blind  man  to  com- 
mand your  ship,  if  you  had  one  ?’  But  he  left 
off  applying  for  work  soon  after  he  was  fifty  (I 
just  remember  the  time),  for  he  began  to  doubt 
then  whether  he  was  quite  so  fit  to  command  a 
small  vessel  as  a younger  man  ; and  though  he 
had  a much  better  chance  after  that  of  getting 
a ship  (for  William  IV.  came  to  the  throne, 
who  knew  all  about  him),  he  never  went  near 
the  Admiralty  again.  ‘ God  forbid,’  he  said, 

‘ that  his  Majesty  should  take  me  if  there’s  a 
better  man  to  be  had.’ 

“ But  I have  forgotten  to  tell  you  how  I came 
into  the  world,  and  am  telling  you  my  father’s 
story  instead  of  my  own.  You  seem  to  like 
hearing  about  it,  though,  and  you  can’t  under- 
stand one  without  the  other.  However,  when 
my  father  was  made  commander  he  married, 
and  bought,  with  his  prize-money  and  savings, 
a cottage  and  piece  of  land  in  a village  on  the 
south  coast,  where  he  left  his  wife  when  he  went 
on  his  last  voyage.  They  had  waited  some 
years,  for  neither  of  them  had  any  money ; but 
there  never  were  two  people  who  wanted  it  less, 
or  did  more  good  without  it  to  all  who  came 
near  them.  They  had  a hard  time  of  it,  too, 
for  my  father  had  to  go  on  half-pay ; and  a 
commander’s  half-pay  isn’t  much  to  live  upon 
and  keep  a family.  For  they  had  a family ; 
three,  besides  me  ; but  they  are  all  gone.  And 
my  mother,  too ; she  died  when  I was  quite  a 
boy,  and  left  him  and  me  alone  ; and  since 
then  I have  never  known  Avhat  a woman’s  love 
is,  for  I have  no  near  delations  ; and  a man 
with  such  prospects  as  mine  had  better  keep 
down  all — however,  there’s  no  need  to  go  into 
my  notions  ; I won’t  Avander  any  more  if  I can 
help  it. 

‘‘  I knoAV  my  father  Avas  very  poor  Avhen  my 
mother  died,  and  I think  (though  he  neA'er  told 
me  so)  that  he  had  mortgaged  our  cottage,  and 
AA’as  very  near  having  to  sell  it  at  one  time. 
The  expenses  of  my  mother’s  illness  had  been 
A'ery  heavy;  I know  a good  deal  of  the  best 
furniture  Avas  sold — all,  indeed,  except  a hand- 
some arm-chair  and  a little  Avork-table  of  my 
mother’s.  She  used  to  sit  in  the  chair,  in  her 
last  illness,  on  our  laAvn,  and  Avatch  the  sunsets. 
And  he  sat  by  her,  and  Avatched  her,  and  some- 
times read  the  Bible  to  her;  Avhile  I played 


about  Avith  a big  black  dog  aa'C  had  then,  named 
Vincent,  after  my  father’s  old  captain  ; or  witli 
Burt,  his  old  boatsAvain,  who  came  Avith  his  wife 
to  live  with  my  father  before  I can  recollect, 
and  lives  Avith  us  still.  He  did  every  thing  in 
the  garden  and  about  the  house  ; and  in  the 
house,  too,  Avhen  his  Avife  was  ill,  for  he  can 
turn  his  hand  to  any  thing,  like  most  old  salts. 
It  Avas  he  who  rigged  up  the  mast  and  Aveather- 
cock  on  the  lawn,  and  used  to  let  me  run  up 
the  old  flag  on  Sundays,  and  on  my  father’s 
Avedding-day,  and  on  the  anniversary  of  his  ac- 
tion, and  of  Vincent’s  action  in  the  Arrow. 

“After  my  mother’s  death  my  father  sent 
away  all  the  servants,  for  the  boatsAvain  and 
his  wife  ai-e  more  like  friends.  I Avas  Avrong  to 
say  that  no  woman  has  loved  me  since  my 
mother’s  death,  for  I believe  dear  old  Nanny 
loves  me  as  if  I were  her  OAvn  child.  My  fa- 
ther, after  this,  used  to  sit  silent  for  hours  to- 
gether, doing  nothing  but  look  over  the  sea ; 
but,  except  for  that,  was  not  much  changed. 
After  a short  time  he  took  to  teaching  me  to 
read,  and  from  that  time  I never  Avas  aAvay  from 
him  for  an  hour,  except  Avhen  I was  asleep,  un- 
til I Avent  out  into  the  Avorld. 

“As  I told  you,  my  father  was  naturally  fond 
of  study.  He  had  kept  up  the  little  Latin  he 
had  learned  as  a boy,  and  had  always  been 
reading  A\diatever  he  could  lay  his  hands  on ; 
so  that  I couldn’t  have  had  a better  tutor. 
They  were  no  lessons  to  me,  particularly  the 
geography  ones ; for  there  Avas  no  part  of  the 
world’s  sea-coast  that  he  did  not  know,  and 
could  tell  me  what  it  and  the  people  who  lived 
there  were  like  ; and  often  Avhen  Burt  happened 
to  come  in  at  such  times,  and  heard  Avhat  ray- 
father  Avas  talking  about,  he  Avould  giA^e  us  some 
of  his  adventui’es  and  ideas  of  geography-,  which 
were  very  queer  indeed. 

“ When  I was  nearly-  ten,  a neAv  vicar  came. 
He  was  about  my  father’s  age,  and  a AvidoAver, 
like  him ; only  he  had  no  child.  Like  him, 
too,  he  had  no  private  fortune,  and  the  living  is 
a A'ery  poor  one.  He  soon  became  very  inti- 
mate Avith  us,  and  made  my  father  his  church- 
Avarden  ; and,  after  being  pi-esent  at  some  of  our 
lessons,  volunteered  to  teach  me  Greek,  which, 
he  said,  it  Avas  time  I should  begin  to  learn. 
This  was  a great  relief  to  my  father,  Avho  had 
bought  a Greek  grammar  and  dictionary-,  and 
a delectus,  some  time  before ; and  I could  see 
him  often,  dear  old  father,  Avith  his  glass  in  his 
eye,  puzzing  aAvay  over  them  when  I was  play-- 
ing,  or  reading  Cook’s  Voyages,  for  it  had  groAvn 
to  be  the  wish  of  his  heart  that  I should  be  a 
scholar,  and  should  go  into  orders.  So  he  was 
going  to  teach  me  Greek  himself,  for  there  Avas 
no  one  in  the  parish  except  the  vicar  Avho  kncAv 
a Avord  of  any-  thing  but  English — so  that  he 
could  not  have  got  me  a tutor,  and  the  thought 
of  sending  me  to  school  had  ncA-er  crossed  his 
mind,  even  if  he  could  haA-e  afforded  to  do 
either.  My  father  only  sat  by  at  the  Greek 
lessons,  and  took  no  part ; but  first  he  began  to 
put  in  a word  here  and  there,  and  then  Avould 


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repeat  words  and  sentences  himself,  and  look 
over  my  book  while  I construed,  and  very  soon 
was  just  as  regular  a pupil  of  the  vicar’s  as  I. 

“ The  vicar  was  for  the  most  part  very  proud 
of  his  pupils,  and  the  kindest  of  masters;  but 
every  now  and  then  he  used  to  be  hard  on  my 
father,  which  made  me  furious,  though  he  never 
seemed  to  mind  it.  I used  to  make  mistakes 
on  purpose  at  those  times,  to  show  that  I was 
worse  than  he,  at  any  rate.  But  this  only  hap- 
pened after  we  had  had  a political  discussion  at 
dinner ; for  we  dined  at  three,  and  took  to  our 
Greek  afterwards,  to  suit  the  vicar’s  time,  who 
was  generally  a guest.  My  father  is  a Tory, 
of  course,  as  you  may  guess,  and  the  vicar  was 
a Liberal,  of  a very  mild  sort,  as  I have  since 
thought ; ‘ a Whig  of  ’88,’  he  used  to  call  him- 
self. But  he  was  in  favor  of  the  Reform  Bill, 
which  was  enough  for  my  father,  who  lectured 
him  about  loyalty,  and  opening  the  flood-gates 
to  revolution  ; and  used  to  call  up  old  Burt 
from  the  kitchen,  where  he  was  smoking  his 
pipe,  and  ask  him  what  he  used  to  think  of  the 
Radicals  on  board  ship ; and  Burt’s  regular  re- 
ply was  : 

“‘Skulks,  yer  honor,  regular  skulks.  I 
wouldn’t  give  the  twist  of  a fiddler’s  elbow  for 
all  the  lot  of  ’em  as  ever  pretended  to  handle  a 
swab  or  hand  a topsail.’ 

“The  vicar  always  tried  to  argue,  but,  as 
Burt  and  I were  the  only  audience,  my  father 
was  always  triumphant ; only  he  took  it  out  of 
us  afterwards  at  the  Greek.  Often  I used  to 
think,  when  they  were  reading  history,  and 
talking  about  the  characters,  that  my  father  was 
much  the  most  liberal  of  the  tAvo. 

“ About  this  time  he  bought  a small  half- 
decked boat  of  ten  tons,  for  he  and  Burt  agreed 
that  I ought  to  learn  to  handle  a boat,  although 
I Avas  not  to  go  to  sea ; and  Avhen  they  got  the 
vicar  in  the  boat  on  the  summer  evenings  (for 
he  Avas  ahvays  ready  for  a sail  though  he  Avas  a 
very  bad  sailor),  I believe  they  used  to  steer  as 
near  the  Avind  as  possible,  and  get  into  short 
chopping  seas  on  purpose.  But  I don’t  think 
he  Avas  ever  frightened,  though  he  used  some- 
times to  be  A'ery  ilk 

“And  so  I AA’cnt  on,  learning  all  I could 
from  my  father,  and  the  vicar,  and  old  Burt,  till 
I Avas  sixteen.  By  that  time  I had  begun  to 
think  for  myself ; and  I had  made  up  my  mind 
that  it  Avas  time  I should  do  something.  No 
boy  ever  Avanted  to  leave  home  less,  I believe  ; 
but  I saAV  that  I must  make  a move  if  I was 
ever  to  be  Avhat  my  father  Avished  me  to  be. 
So  I spoke  to  the  vicar,  and  he  quite  agreed 
Avith  me,  and  made  inquiries  among  his  ac- 
quaintance ; and  so,  before  I was  seventeen,  I 
was  offered  the  place  of  under-master  in  a com- 
mercial school,  about  twenty  miles  from  home. 
The  vicar  brought  the  offer,  and  my  father  AA'as 
very  angry  at  first;  but  Ave  talked  him  over, 
and  so  I took  the  situation. 

“And  I am  A'ery  glad  I did,  although  there 
were  many  draAvbacks.  The  salary  Avas  £35  a 
year,  and  for  that  I had  to  drill  all  the  boys  in 


English,  and  arithmetic,  and  Latin,  and  to  teach 
the  Greek  grammar  to  the  five  or  six  who  paid 
extra  to  learn  it.  Out  of  school  I had  to  be  al- 
ways Avith  them,  and  was  responsible  for  the  dis- 
cipline. It  was  Aveary  Avork  very  often,  and 
Avhat  seemed  the  worst  part  of  it  to  me,  at  the 
time,  Avas  the  trade  spirit  Avhich  leavened  the 
Avhole  of  the  establishment.  The  master  and 
owner  of  the  school,  Avho  AA-as  a keen  vulgar 
man,  but  always  civil  enough  to  me,  thought  of 
nothing  but  Avhat  would  pay.  And  this  seemed 
to  be  what  filled  the  school.  Fathers  sent 
their  boys  because  the  place  was  so  practical, 
and  nothing  was  taught  (except  as  extras) 
Avhich  Avas  not  to  be  of  so-called  real  use  to  the 
boys  in  the  world.  We  had  our  Avork  quite 
clearly  laid  down  for  us  ; and  it  Avas,  not  to  put 
the  boys  in  the  Avay  of  getting  real  knowledge 
or  understanding,  or  any  of  the  things  Solomon 
talks  about,  but  to  put  them  in  the  AA^ay  of  get- 
ting on. 

“I  spent  three  years  at  that  school,  and  in 
that  time  I grounded  myself  pretty  well  in  Lat- 
in and  Greek — better,  I believe,  than  I should 
have  done  if  I had  been  at  a first-rate  school 
myself ; and  I hope  I did  the  boys  some  good, 
and  taught  some  of  them  that  cunning  was  not 
the  best  quality  to  start  in  life  Avith.  And  I 
Avas  not  often  A'ery  unhappy,  for  I could  alwaA's 
look  forAvard  to  my  holidays  Avith  my  father. 

“ HoAveA^er,  I oaa’u  that  I neA'er  Avas  better 
pleased  than  one  Christmas,  when  the  vicar 
came  over  to  our  cottage,  and  bi'ought  with  him 
a letter  from  the  Principal  of  St.  Ambrose  Col- 
lege, Oxford,  appointing  me  to  a servitorship. 
My  father  was  even  more  delighted  than  I,  and 
that  evening  produced  a bottle  of  old  rum,  Avhich 
Avas  part  of  his  ship’s  stock,  and  had  gone  all 
through  his  action,  and  been  in  his  cellar  eA'er 
since.  And  Ave  three  in  the  parlor,  and  old 
Burt  and  his  Avife  in  the  kitchen,  finished  it 
that  night ; the  boatswain,  I must  OAvn,  taking 
the  lion’s  share.  The  vicar  took  occasion,  in 
the  course  of  the  evening,  to  hint  that  it  AAms 
only  poor  men  Avho  took  these  places  at  the  uni- 
versity ; and  that  I might  find  some  inconve- 
nience, and  suffer  some  annoyance  by  not  being 
exactly  in  the  same  position  as  other  men.  But 
my  dear  old  father  Avould  not  hear  of  it  ; I Avas 
noAV  going  to  be  amorfg  the  very  pick  of  Eng- 
lish gentlemen — Avhat  could  it  matter  whether 
I had  money  or  not  ? That  Avas  the  last  thing 
Avhich  real  gentlemen  thought  of.  Besides, 
why  Avas  I to  be  so  very  poor  ? he  should  be 
able  to  allow  me  Avhatever  would  be  necessary 
to  make  me  comfortable.  ‘ But,  Jack,’  he  said 
suddenly,  later  in  the  evening,  ‘ one  meets  loAV 
fellows  everywhere.  You  haA^e  met  them,  I 
knoAv,  often  at  that  confounded  school,  and  Avill 
meet  them  again.  Never  you  be  ashamed  of 
your  poverty,  my  boy.’  I promised  readi- 
ly enough,  for  I didn’t  think  I could  be  more 
tried  in  that  Avay  than  I had  been  already.  I 
had  lived  for  three  years  among  people  Avhose 
class  notoriously  measured  all  things  by  a mon- 
ey standard  ; noAV  that  Avas  all  over,  I thought. 


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It’s  easy  making  promises  in  the  dark.  The 
vicar,  however,  would  not  let  the  matter  rest ; 
so  we  resolved  ourselves  into  a Committee  of 
Ways  and  Means,  and  my  father  engaged  to  lay 
before  us  an  exact  statement  of  liis  affairs  next 
day.  I went  to  the  door  with  the  vicar,  and 
he  told  me  to  come  and  see  him  in  the  morn- 
ing. 

“ I half-guessed  what  he  wanted  to  see  me 
for.  He  knew  all  my  father’s  affairs  perfectly 
well,  and  wished  to  prepare  me  for  what  was  to 
come  in  the  evening.  ‘Your  father,’  he  said, 
‘is  one  of  the  most  liberal  men  I have  ever 
met ; he  is  almost  the  only  person  who  gives 
any  thing  to  the  schools  and  other  charities  in 
this  parish,  and  he  giites  to  the  utmost.  You 
would  not  wish  him,  I know,  to  cut  off  these 
gifts,  which  bring  the  highest  reward  with  them, 
when  they  are  made  in  the  spirit  in  which  he 
makes  them.  Then  he  is  getting  old,  and  you 
would  never  like  him  to  deny  himself  the  com- 
forts (and  few  enough  they  are)  which  he  is 
used  to.  He  has  nothing  but  his  half-pay  to 
live  on  ; and  out  of  that  he  pays  £50  a year  for 
insurance  ; for  he  has  insured  his  life,  that  you 
may  have  something  beside  the  cottage  and  land 
when  he  dies.  I only  tell  you  this  that  you 
may  know  the  facts  beforehand.  I am  sure 
you  would  never  take  a penny  from  hirn  if  you 
could  help  it.  But  he  won’t  be  happy  unless 
he  makes  you  some  allowance,  and  he  can  do  it 
without  crippling  himself.  He  has  been  paying 
off  an  old  mortgage  on  his  property  here  for 
many  years,  by  installments  of  £40  a year,  and 
the  last  was  paid  last  Michaelmas  ; so  that  it 
will  not  inconvenience  him  to  make  you  that 
allowance.  Now  you  will  not  be  able  to  live 
properly  upon  that  up  at  Oxford,  even  as  a 
servitor.  I speak  to  you  now,  my  dear  Jack, 
as  your  oldest  friend  (except  Burt),  and  you 
must  allow  me  the  privilege  of  an  old  friend. 
I have  more  than  I want,  and  I propose  to  make 
up  your  allowance  at  Oxford  to  £80  a year, 
and  upon  that  I think  you  may  manage  to  get 
on.  Now  it  will  not  be  quite  candid,  but  I 
think,  under  the  circumstances,  we  shall  be  jus- 
tified in  representing  to  your  father  that  £40  a 
year  will  be  ample  for  him  to  allow  you.  You 
see  what  I mean  ?’ 

“ I remember  almost  word  for  v/ord  what  the 
vicar  said  ; for  it  is  not  often  in  one’s  life  that 
one  meets  with  this  sort  of  friend.  At  first  I 
thanked  him,  but  refused  to  take  any  thing 
from  him.  I had  saved  enough,  I said,  to  carry 
me  through  Oxford.  But  he  would  not  be  put 
off ; and  I found  that  his  heart  was  as  much 
set  on  making  me  an  allowance  himself  as  on 
saving  my  father.  So  I agreed  to  take  £25  a 
year  from  him. 

“ When  we  met  again  in  the  evening  to  hear 
my  father’s  statement,  it  was  as  good  as  a play 
to  see  the  dear  old  man,  with  his  spectacles  on 
and  his  papers  before  him,  proving  in  some  won- 
derful way  that  he  could  easily  allow  me  at  least 
£80  or  £100  a year.  I believe  it  cost  the  vicar 
some  twinges  of  conscience  to  persuade  him 


that  all  I should  want  would  be  £40  a year  ; 
and  it  was  very  hard  work ; but  at  last  we  suc- 
ceeded, and  it  was  so  settled.  During  the  next 
three  weeks  the  preparations  for  my  start  occu- 
pied us  all.  The  vicar  looked  out  all  his  old 
classics,  which  he  insisted  that  I should  take. 
There  they  stand  on  that  middle  shelf — all  well 
bound,  you  see,  and  many  of  them  old  college 
prizes.  My  father  made  an  expedition  to  tlie 
nearest  town,  and  came  back  with  a large  new 
portmanteau  and  hat-box  ; and  the  next  day 
the  leading  tailor  came  over  to  fit  me  out  with 
new  clothes.  In  fact,  if  I had  not  resisted 
stoutly,  I should  have  come  to  college  with 
half  the  contents  of  the  cottage,  and  Burt  as  a 
valet ; for  the  old  boatswain  was  as  bad  as  the 
other  two.  But  I compromised  the  matter  with 
him  by  accepting  his  pocket  compass  and  the 
picture  of  the  brig  which  hangs  there ; the  two 
things,  next  to  his  old  wife,  which  he  values,  I 
believe,  most  in  the  world. 

“ Well,  it  is  now  two  years  last  October  since 
I came  to  Oxford  as  a servitor ; so  you  see  I 
have  pretty  nearly  finished  my  time  here.  I 
was  more  than  twenty  then — much  older,  as  you 
know,  than  most  freshmen.  I dare  say  it  was 
partly  owing  to  the  difference  in  age,  and  part- 
ly to  the  fact  that  I knew  no  one  when  I came 
up,  but  mostly  to  my  own  bad  management  and 
odd  temper,  that  I did  not  get  on  better  than  I 
have  done  with  the  men  here.  Sometimes  I 
think  that  our  college  is  a bad  specimen,  for  I 
have  made  several  friends  among  out-college 
men.  At  any  rate,  the  fact  is,  as  you  have  no 
doubt  found  out — and  I hope  I haven’t  tried  at 
all  to  conceal  it — that  I am  out  of  the  pale,  as 
it  were.  In  fact,  with  the  exception  of  one  of 
the  tutors,  and  one  man  who  was  a freshman 
with  me,  I do  not  know  a man  in  college  e:^- 
cept  as  a mere  speaking  acquaintance. 

“ I had  been  rather  thrown  off  my  balance,  I 
think,  at  the  change  in  my  life,  for  at  first  I 
made  a great  fool  of  myself.  I had  believed  too 
readily  what  my  father  had  said,  and  thought 
that  at  Oxford  I should  see  no  more  of  what  I 
had  been  used  to.  Here  I thought  that  the 
last  thing  a man  would  be  valued  by  would  be 
the  length  of  his  purse,  and  that  no  one  would 
look  down  upon  me  because  I performed  some 
services  to  the  college  in  return  for  my  keep, 
instead  of  paying  for  it  in  money. 

“ Yes,  I made  a great  fool  of  myself,  no  doubt 
of  that ; and,  what  is  worse,  I broke  my  promise 
to  my  father — I often  was  ashamed  of  my  pov- 
erty, and  tried  at  first  to  hide  it,  for  somehow 
the  spirit  of  the  place  carried  me  along  with  it. 
I couldn’t  help  wishing  to  be  thought  of  and 
treated  as  an  equal  by  the  men.  It’s  a very 
bitter  thing  for  a proud,  shy,  sensitive  fellow, 
as  I am  by  nature,  to  have  to  bear  the  sort  of 
assumption  and  insolence  one  meets  with.  I 
furnished  my  rooms  well,  and  dressed  well. 
Ah  ! you  may  stare  ; but  this  is  not  the  furni- 
ture I started  with ; I sold  it  all  when  I came 
to  my  senses,  and  put  in  this  tumble-down  sec- 
ond-hand stuff,  and  I have  worn  out  my  fine 


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clothes.  I know  I’m  not  well  dressed  now. 
(Tom  nodded  ready  acquiescence  to  this  posi- 
tion.) Yes,  though  I still  wince  a little  now 
and  then — a good  deal  oftener  than  I like — I 
don’t  carry  any  false  colors.  I can’t  quite  con- 
quer the  feeling  of  shame  (for  shame  it  is,  I am 
afraid),  but  at  any  rate  I don’t  try  to  hide  my 
poverty  any  longer ; I haven’t  for  these  eighteen 
months.  I have  a grim  sort  of  pleasure  in 
pushing  it  in  every  body’s  face.”  (Tom  assent- 
ed with  a smile,  remembering  how  excessively 
uncomfortable  Hardy  had  made  him  by  this  lit- 
tle peculiarity  the  first  time  he  was  in  his 
rooms.)  “ The  first  thing  which  opened  my 
eyes  a little  was  the  conduct  of  the  tradesmen. 
My  bills  all  came  in  within  a week  of  the  de- 
livery of  the  furniture  and  clothes ; some  of 
them  wouldn’t  leave  the  things  without  pay- 
ment. I was  very  angry  and  vexed ; not  at  the 
bills,  for  I had  my  savings,  which  were  much 
more  than  enough  to  pay  for  every  thing.  But 
I knew  that  these  same  tradesmen  never 
thought  of  asking  for  payment  under  a year, 
oftener  two,  from  other  men.  Well,  it  was  a les- 
son. Credit  for  gentlemen-commoners,  ready- 
money  dealings  with  servitors ! I owe  the  Ox- 
ford tradesmen  much  for  that  lesson.  If  they 
would  only  treat  every  man  who  comes  up  as  a 
servitor,  it  would  save  a deal  of  misery. 

‘ ‘ My  cure  was  completed  by  much  higher 
folk,  though.  I can’t  go  through  the  whole 
treatment,  but  will  give  you  a specimen  or  two 
of  the  doses,  giving  precedence  (as  is  the  way 
here)  to  those  administered  by  the  highest  in 
rank.  I got  them  from  all  sorts  of  people,  but 
none  did  me  more  good  than  the  lords’  pills. 
Among  other  ways  of  getting  on,  I took  to  spar- 
ring, which  was  then  very  much  in  vogue.  I am 
a good  hand  at  it,  and  very  fond  of  it ; so  that  it 
wasn’t  altogether  flunkeyism,  I’m  glad  to  think. 
In  my  second  term  two  or  three  fighting  men 
came  down  from  London,  and  gave  a benefit  at 
the  Weirs.  I was  there,  and  set  to  with  one  of 
them.  We  were  well  matched,  and  both  of  us 
did  our  very  best ; and  when  we  had  had  our 
turn  we  drew  down  the  house,  as  they  say. 
Several  young  tufts  and  others  of  the  faster  men 
came  up  to  me  afterwards  and  complimented 
me.  They  did  the  same  by  the  professional, 
but  it  didn’t  occur  to  me  at  the  time  that  they 
put  us  both  in  the  same  category. 

‘ ‘ I am  free  to  own  that  I was  really  pleased 
two  days  afteiuvards,  when  a most  elaborate 
flunkey  brought  a card  to  my  door  inscribed, 
‘The  Viscount  Philippine,  Ch.  Ch.,  at  home 
to-night,  eight  o’clock — sparring.’  Luckily,  I 
made  a light  dinner,  and  went  sharp  to  time 
into  Christ  Church.  The  porter  directed  me  to 
the  noble  Viscount’s  rooms ; they  were  most 
splendid,  certainly — first-floor  rooms  in  Peck- 
water.  I was  shown  into  the  large  room,  which 
was  magnificently  furnished  and  lighted.  A 
good  space  was  cleared  in  the  centre ; there 
were  all  sorts  of  bottles  and  glasses  on  the  side- 
board. There  might  have  been  twelve  or  four- 
teen men  present,  almost  all  in  tufts  or  gentle- 


men-commoners’ caps.  One  or  two  of  our  col- 
lege I recognized.  The  fighting-man  was  also 
there,  stripped  for  sparring,  which  none  of  the 
rest  were.  It  was  plain  that  the  sport  had  not 
begun;  I think  he  was  doing  some  trick  of 
strength  as  I came  in.  My  noble  host  came 
forward  with  a nod,  and  asked  me  if  I would 
take  any  thing,  and  when  I declined,  said, 
‘ Then  will  you  put  on  the  gloves  ?’  I looked 
at  him  rather  surprised,  and  thought  it  an  odd 
way  to  treat  the  only  stranger  in  his  own  rooms. 
However,  I stripped,  put  on  the  gloves,  and  one 
of  the  others  came  forward  to  tie  them  for  me. 
While  he  was  doing  it  I heard  my  host  say  to 
the  man,  ‘ A five-pound  note,  mind,  if  you  do  it 
within  the  quarter  of  a^  hour.’  ‘ Only  half- 
minute time,  then,  my  lord,’  he  answered. 
The  man  who  was  tying  my  gloves  said,  in  a 
low  voice,  ‘ Be  steady ; don’t  give  him  a chance 
to  knock  you  down.’  It  flashed  across  me  in  a 
moment  now  why  I Avas  there ; but  it  was  too 
late  to  draw  back,  so  we  stood  up  and  began 
sparring.  I played  very  steadily  and  light  at 
first,  to  see  whether  my  suspicions  were  AA^ell 
founded,  and  in  two  minutes  I Avas  satisfied. 
My  opponent  tried  every  dodge  to  bring  on  a 
rally,  and  when  he  aa'us  foiled  I could  see  that 
he  Avas  shifting  his  glove.  I stopped  and  in- 
sisted that  his  gloves  should  be  tied,  and  then 
we  went  on  again. 

“ I kept  on  the  defensive.  The  man  was  in 
bad  training,  and  luckily  I had  the  advantage 
by  an  inch  or  so  in  length  of  arm.  Before  five 
minutes  Avere  over,  I had  caught  enough  of  the 
by-standers’  remarks  to  know  that  my  noble  host 
had  betted  a pony  that  I should  be  knocked  doAvn 
in  a quarter  of  an  hour.  My  one  object  noAV 
was  to  make  him  lose  his  money.  My  oppo- 
nent did  his  utmost  for  his  patron,  and  fairly 
winded  himself  in  his  efforts  to  get  at  me.  He 
had  to  call  time  twice  himself.  I said  not  a 
word ; my  time  aa^ouM  come,  I knew,  if  I could 
keep  on  my  legs,  and  of  this  I had  little  fear. 
I held  myself  together,  made  no  attack,  and  my 
length  of  arm  gaA^e  me  the  advantage  in  every 
counter.  It  Avas  all  I could  do,  though,  to  keep 
clear  of  his  rushes  as  the  time  drew  on.  On  he 
came  time  after  time,  careless  of  guai'ding,  and 
he  Avas  full  as  good  a man  as  I.  ‘Time’s  up; 
it’s  past  the  quarter.’  ‘ No,  by  Jove,  half  a min- 
ute yet ; now’s  your  time,’  said  my  noble  host 
to  his  man,  Avho  ansAvered  by  a last  rush.  I 
met  him  as  before  Avith  a steady  counter ; but 
this  time  my  blow  got  home  under  his  chin,  and 
he  staggered,  lost  his  footing,  and  AA^ent  fairly 
OA'er  on  to  his  back. 

“ Most  of  the  by-standers  seemed  delighted, 
and  some  of  them  hurried  tOAV'ards  me.  But  I 
tore  off  the  gloA-es,  flung  them  on  the  ground, 
and  turned  to  my  host.  I could  hardly  speak, 
but  I made  an  effort,  and  said,  quietly,  ‘ You 
haA^e  brought  a stranger  to  your  rooms,  and  have 
tried  to  make  him  fight  for  your  amusement ; 
noAV  I tell  you  it  is  a blackguard  act  of  yours — 
an  act  Avhich  no  gentleman  would  haA'e  done.’ 
My  noble  host  made  no  remark.  I threAv  on 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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my  coat  and  waistcoat,  and  then  turned  to  the 
rest,  and  said,  '■Gentlemen  would  not  have  stood 
by  and  seen  it  done.’  I went  up  to  the  side- 
board, uncorked  a bottle  of  Champagne,  and 
half  filled  a tumbler,  before  a word  was  spoken. 
Then  one  of  the  visitors  stepped  forward  and 
said,  ‘ Mr.  Hai'dy,  I hope  you  won’t  go ; there 
has  been  a mistake  ; we  did  not  know  of  this.  I 
am  sure  many  of  us  are  very  sorry  for  what  has 
occurred ; stay  and  look  on,  we  will  all  of  us 
spar.’  I looked  at  him,  and  then  at  my  host,  to 
see  whether  the  latter  joined  in  the  apology. 
Not  he  ; he  was  doing  the  dignified  sul%,  and 
most  of  the  rest  seemed  to  me  to  be  with  him. 
‘ Will  any  of  you  spar  with  me?’  I said,  taunt- 
ingly, tossing  oif  the  Champagne.  ‘ Certainly,’ 
the  new  speaker  said  directly,  ‘ if  you  wish  it, 
and  are  not  too  tired.  I will  spar  with  you  my- 
self ; you  will,  Avon’t  you,  James  ?’  and  he  turn- 
ed to  one  of  the  other  men.  If  any  of  them  had 
backed  him  by  a word  I should  probably  have 
staid.  ScA-eral  of  them,  I learned  afterwards, 
would  have  liked  to  have  done  so,  but  it  was  an 
awkward  scene  to  interfere  in.  I stopped  a mo- 
ment, and  then  said,  with  a sneer,  ‘ You’re  too 
small,  and  none  of  the  other  gentlemen  seem  in- 
clined to  offer.’ 

“I saw  that  I had  hurt  him,  and  felt  pleased 
at  the  moment  that  I had  done  so.  I was  noAV 
ready  to  start,  and  I could  not  think  of  any 
thing  more  unpleasant  to  say  at  the  moment ; 
so  I went  up  to  my  antagonist,  who  Avas  stand- 
ing with  the  gloves  on  still,  not  quite  knowing 
what  to  be  at,  and  held  out  my  hand.  ‘ I can 
shake  hands  with  you,  at  any  rate,’  I said  ; ‘ you 
only  did  what  you  Avere  paid  for  in  the  regular 
Avay  of  business,  and  you  did  your  best.’  He 
looked  rather  sheepish,  but  held  out  his  gloved 
hand,  Avhich  I shook.  ‘ Noav  I have  the  honor 
to  wish  you  all  a very  good-evening ;’  and  so  I 
left  the  place  and  got  home  to  my  own  rooms, 
and  sat  down  there  with  several  ncAV  ideas  in 
my  head.  On  the  whole,  the  lesson  Avas  not  a 
very  bitter  one,  for  I felt  that  I had  had  the  best 
of  the  ganae.  The  only  thing  I really  Avas  sor- 
ry for  was  my  own  insolence  to  the  man  who 
had  come  foiuvard  as  a peace-maker.  I had  re- 
marked his  face  before.  I don’t  knoAv  hoAV  it  is 
with  you,  but  I can  never  help  looking  at  a tuft 
— the  gold  tassel  draws  one’s  eyes  somehow : 
and  then  it’s  an  awful  position,  after  all,  for 
mere  boys  to  be  placed  in.  So  I knew  his  face 
before  that  day,  though  I had  only  seen  him  two 
or  three  times  in  the  street.  Now  it  was  much 
more  clearly  impressed  on  my  mind ; and  I call- 
ed it  up  and  looked  it  over,  half  hoping  that  I 
should  detect  something  to  justify  me  to  my- 
self, but  without  success.  However,  I got  the 
whole  affair  pretty  well  out  of  my  head  by  bed- 
time. 

“ While  I was  at  breakfast  the  next  morn- 
ing, my  scout  came  in  Avith  a face  of  the  most 
ludicrous  importance,  and  quite  a deferential 
manner.  I declare  I don’t  think  he  has  ever 
got  back  since  that  day  to  his  original  free-and- 
easy  swagger.  He  laid  a card  on  my  table. 


paused  a moment,  and  then  said,  ‘ His  ludship  is 
houtside  Avatin’,  sir.’ 

“ I had  had  enough  of  lords’  cards ; and  the 
scene  of  yesterday  rose  painfully  before  me  as 
I threAV  the  card  into  the  fire  without  looking 
at  it,  and  said,  ‘ Tell  him  I am  engaged.’ 

“My  scout,  Avith  something  like  a shudder  at 
my  audacity,  replied,  ‘His  ludship  told  me  to 
say,  sir,  as  his  bis’ness  Avas  very  particular,  so 
hif  you  Avas  engaged  he  Avould  call  again  in  ’arf 
an  hour.’ 

“ ‘ Tell  him  to  come  in,  then,  if  he  Avon’t 
take  a civil  hint.’  I felt  sure  Avho  it  Avould  be, 
but  hardly  kneAV  whether  to  be  pleased  or  an- 
noyed, when  in  another  minute  the  door  opened, 
and  in  Avalked  the  peace-maker.  I don’t  know 
which  of  us  was  most  embarrassed ; he  walked 
straight  up  to  me  without  lifting  his  eyes,  and 
held  out  his  hand,  saying,  ‘ I hope,  Mr.  Hardy, 
you  Avill  shake  hands  with  me  now.’ 

“‘Certainly,  my  lord,’  I said,  taking  his 
hand ; ‘ I am  sorry  for  what  I said  to  you  yes- 
terday, Avhen  my  blood  Avas  up.’ 

“ ‘You  said  no  more  than  Ave  deserved,’  he 
answered,  twirling  his  cap  by  the  long  gold  tas- 
sel; ‘I  could  not  be  comfortable  Avithout  com- 
ing to  assure  you  again  myself  that  neither  I, 
nor,  I belieAm,  half  the  men  in  Philippine’s 
rooms  3'esterday,  knew  any  thing  of  the  bet.  I 
really  can  not  tell  jou  hoAV  annoyed  I liaA'e 
been  about  it.’ 

“ I assured  him  that  he  might  make  himself 
quite  easy,  and  then  remained  standing,  ex- 
pecting him  to  go,  and  not  knoAving  exactly 
Avhat  to  say  further'.  But  he  begged  me  to  go 
on  with  my  breakfast,  and  sat  down,  and  then 
asked  me  to  give  him  a cup  of  tea,  as  he  had 
not  breakfasted.  So  in  a feAv  minutes  Avewere 
sitting  opposite  one  another  over  tea  and  bread- 
and-butter,  for  he  didn’t  ask  for,  and  I didn’t 
offer,  any  thing  else.  It  Avas  rather  a trying 
meal,  for  each  of  us  was  doing  all  he  could  to 
make  out  the  other.  I only  hope  I Avas  as 
pleasant  as  he  was.  After  breakfast  he  Avent, 
and  I thought  the  acquaintance  Avas  probably 
at  an  end ; he  had  done  all  that  a gentleman 
need  have  done,  and  had  well-nigh  healed  a 
raw  place  in  my  mental  skin. 

“ But  I mistaken.  Without  intruding  him- 
self on  me,  he  managed  somehoAV  or  another  to 
keep  on  building  up  the  acquaintance  little  by 
little.  For  some  time  I looked  out  very  jealous- 
ly for  any  patronizing  airs,  and,  CA-en  after  I 
was  convinced  that  he  had  nothing  of  the  sort 
in  him,  avoided  him  as  much  as  I could,  though 
he  Avas  the  most  pleasant  and  best  - informed 
man  I kncAV.  HoAvever,  Ave  became  intimate, 
and  I saAV  a good  deal  of  him,  in  a quiet 
Avay,  at  his  OAvn  rooms.  I Avouldn’t  go  to  his 
parties,  and  asked  him  not  to  come  to  me  here, 
for  my  horror  of  being  thought  a tuft-hunter 
had  become  almost  a disease.  He  was  not  so 
old  as  I,  but  he  Avas  just  leaving  the  university, 
for  he  had  come  up  early,  and  lords’  sons  are  al- 
lowed to  go  out  in  two  years — I suppose  because 
the  authorities  think  they  will  do  less  harm 


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here  in  two  than  three  years ; but  it  is  some- 
what hard  on  poor  men,  Avho  have  to  earn  their 
bread,  to  see  such  a privilege  given  to  those 
who  want  it  least.  When  he  left,  he  made  me 
promise  to  go  and  pay  him  a visit — which  I did 
in  the  long  vacation,  at  a splendid  place  up  in 
the  North,  and  enjoyed  myself  more  than  I care 
to  own.  His  father,  who  is  quite  worthy  of  his 
son,  and  all  his  family,  were  as  kind  as  people 
could  be. 

“Well,  among  other  folk  I met  there  a young 
sprig  of  nobility  who  was  coming  up  here  the 
next  term.  He  had  been  brought  up  abroad, 
and,  I suppose,  knew  very  few  men  of  his  own 
age  in  England.  He  was  not  a bad  style  of 
boy,  but  rather  too  demonstrative,  and  not 
strong-headed.  He  took  to  me  wonderfully, 
was  delighted  to  hear  that  I was  up  at  Oxford, 
and  talked  constantly  of  how  much  we  should 
see  of  one  another.  As  it  happened,  I was  al- 
most the  first  man  he  met  when  he  got  off  the 
coach  at  the  ‘Angel,’  at  the  beginning  of  his 
first  term.  He  almost  embraced  me,  and  noth- 
ing would  serve  but  I must  dine  with  him  at 
the  inn,  and  we  spent  the  evening  together,  and 
parted  dear  friends.  Two  days  afterwards  we 
met  in  the  street ; he  was  with  two  other  young- 
sters, and  gave  me  a polished  and  distant  bow  ; 
in  another  week  he  passed  me  as  if  we  had  nev- 
er met. 

“I  don’t  blame  him,  poor  boy!  My  only 
wonder  is,  that  any  of  them  ever  get  through 
tliis  place  without  being  thoroughly  spoilt. 
From  Vice-Chancellor  down  to  scout’s  boy, 
the  whole  of  Oxford  seems  to  be  in  league  to 
turn  their  heads,  even  if  they  come  up  with 
them  set  on  straight,  which  toadying  servants 
at  home  take  care  shall  never  happen  if  they 
can  hinder  it.  The  only  men  who  would  do 
them  good  up  here,  both  dons  and  under-grad- 
uates, keep  out  of  their  way,  very  naturally. 
Gentlemen  - commoners  have  a little  better 
chance,  though  not  much,  and  seem  to  me  to  be 
worse  than  the  tufts,  and  to  furnish  most  of 
their  toadies. 

“ Well,  are  you  tired  of  my  railing  ? I dare 
say  I am  rabid  about  it  all.  Only  it  does  go 
to  my  heart  to  think  what  this  place  might  be, 
and  what  it  is.  I see  I needn’t  give  you  any 
more  of  my  experience. 

“ You’ll  understand  now  some  of  the  things 
that  have  puzzled  you  about  me.  Oh  ! I know 
they  did ; you  needn’t  look  apologetic.  I don’t 
wonder,  or  blame  you.  I am  a very  queer- 
bird  for  the  pei’ch  I have  lit  on  ; I know  that 
as  well  as  any  body.  The  only  wonder  is  that 
you  ever  took  the  trouble  to  try  to  lime  me. 
Now  have  another  glass  of  toddy.  Why  ! it  is 
near  twelve.  I must  have  one  pipe  and  turn 
in.  No  Aristophanes  to-night.” 


CHAPTER  IX. 

“a  bkown  bait.” 

Tom’s  little  exaltation  in  his  own  eyes  con- 
sequent on  the  cupboard-smashing  escapade  of 
his  friend  was  not  to  last  long.  Not  a week 
had  elapsed  before  he  himself  arrived  suddenly 
in  Hardy’s  room  in  as  furious  a state  of  mind 
as  the  other  had  so  lately  been  in,  allowing  for 
the  difiei-ence  of  the  men.  Hardy  looked  up 
from  his  books  and  exclaimed  : 

‘ ‘ What’s  the  matter  ? Where  have  you  been 
to-night  ? You  look  fierce  enough  to  sit  for  a 
portrait  of  Sanguinoso  Volcanoni,  the  bandit.” 
“ Been  !”  said  Tom,  sitting  down  on  the  spare 
Windsor  chair,  ivhich  he  usually  occupied,  so 
hard  as  to  make  it  crack  again  ; “ been  ! I’ve 
been  to  a wine  party  at  Hendon’s.  Do  you 
’know  any  of  that  set  ?’’ 

“No,  except  Grey,  who  came  into  residence 
in  the  same  term  with  me  ; we  have  been  read- 
ing for  degree  together.  You  must  have  seen 
him  here  sometimes  in  the  evenings.” 

“ Yes,  I remember  : the  fellow  with  a stiff 
neck,  who  won’t  look  you  in  the  face.” 

“Aye;  but  he  is  a sterling  man  at  the  bot- 
tom, I can  tell  you.” 

“Well,  he  wasn’t  there.  You  don’t  know 
any  of  the  rest?” 

“No.” 

“And  never  went  to  any  of  their  parties?” 
“No.” 

“You’ve  had  no  loss,  I can  tell  you,”  said 
Tom,  pleased  that  the  ground  was  clear  for  him. 
“I  never  was  among  such  a set  of  w-aspish, 
dogmatical,  overbearing  fellows  in  my  life.” 

“ Why,  -what  in  the  name  of  fortune  have 
they  been  doing  to  you?  How  did  you  fall 
among  such  Philistines?” 

“I’m  such  an  easy  fool,  you  see,”  said  Tom, 
“ I go  off  directly'  with  any  fellow  that  asks 
me  ; fast  or  slow,  its  all  the  same.  I never 
think  twiee  about  the  matter,  and  generally  I 
like  all  the  fellows  I meet,  and  enjoy  every 
thing.  But  just  catch  me  at  another  of  their 
stuck-up  wines,  that’s  all!” 

“But  you  won’t  tell  me  what’s  the  matter.” 
“Well,  I don’t  know  why  Hendon  should 
have  asked  me.  He  can’t  think  me  a likely 
card  for  a convert,  I should  think.  At  any 
rate,  he  asked  me  to  wine,  and  I went  as  usual. 
Every  thing  was  in  capital  style  (it  don’t  seem 
to  be  any  part  of  their  creed,  mind  you,  to  drink 
bad  wine),  and  awfully  gentlemanly  and  deco- 
rous.” 

“Yes,  that’s  aggravating,  I admit.  It  would 
have  been  in  better  taste,  of  course,  if  they  had 
been  a little  blackguard  and  indecorous.  No 
doubt,  too,  one  has  a right  to  expect  bad  wine 
at  Oxford.  Well  ?” 

Hardy  spoke  so  gravely  that  Tom  had  to  look 
across  at  him  for  half  a minute  to  see  whether 
he  was  in  earnest.  Then  he  went  on  with  a 
grin. 

“There  was  a piano  in  one  corner,  and  mus- 


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lit!  curtains— I give  you  my  wovd,  muslin  cur- 
tains, besides  the  stuff  ones.” 

“ You  don’t  say  so !”  said  Hardy  ; “ put  up, 
no  doubt,  to  insult  you.  No  wonder  you  look- 
ed so  furious  when  you  came  in.  Any  thing 
else  ?” 

“Let  me  see — yes — I counted  threo  sorts  of 
scents  on  the  mantel-piece,  besides  Eau-de-Co- 
logne. But  I could  have  stood  it  all  well  enough 
if  it  hadn’t  been  for  their  talk.  From  one  thing 
to  another  they  got  to  cathedrals,  and  one  of 
them  called  St.  Paul’s  ‘ a disgrace  to  a Chris- 
tian city.’  I couldn’t  stand  that,  you  know.  I 
was  always  bred  to  I’espect  St.  Paul’s  ; weren’t 
you  ?” 

“My  education  in  that  line  was  neglected,” 
said  Hardy,  gravely.  “ And  so  you  took  up  the 
cudgels  for  St,  Paul’s  ?” 

“Yes,  I plumped  out  that  St.  Paul’s  was  the 
finest  cathedral  in  England.  You’d  have  thought 
I had  said  that  lying  was  one  of  the  cardinal 
virtues — one  or  two  just  treated  me  to  a sort  of 
pitying  sneer,  but  my  neighbors  were  down  upon 
me  with  a vengeance.  I stuck  to  my  text, 
though,  and  they  drove  me  into  saying  I liked 
the  Ratcliffe  more  than  any  building  in  Oxford  ; 
which  I don’t  believe  I do,  now  I come  to  think 
of  it.  So  when  they  couldn’t  get  me  to  budge 
for  their  talk,  they  took  to  telling  me  that  every 
body  who  knew  any  thing  about  church  arch- 
itecture was  against  me,  of  course  meaning 
that  I knew  nothing  about  it — for  the  matter  of 
that,  I don’t  mean  to  say  that  I do  ” — Tom 
paused ; it  had  suddenly  oecurred  to  him  that 
there  might  be  some  reason  in  the  rough  hand- 
ling he  had  got. 

“But  what  did  you  say  to  the  authorities?” 
said  Hardy,  who  was  greatly  amused. 

“ Said  I didn’t  care  a straw  for  them,”  said 
Tom;  “there  was  no  right  or  wrong  in  the 
matter,  and  I had  as  good  a right  to  my  opin- 
ion as  Pugin — or  whatever  his  name  is — and 
the  rest.” 

‘ ‘ What  heresy ! ” said  Hardy,  laughing ; ‘ ‘ you 
caught  it  for  that,  I suppose  ?” 

“Didn’t  I!  They  made  such  a noise  over 
it,  that  the  men  at  the  other'  end  of  the  table 
stopped  talking  (they  were  all  freshmen  at  our 
end),  and  when  they  found  what  was  up,  one 
of  the  older  ones  took  me  in  hand,  and  I got  a 
lecture  about  the  Middle  Ages  and  the  monks. 
I said  I thought  England  was  well  rid  of  the 
monks ; and  then  we  got  on  to  Protestantism, 
and  fasting,  and  apostolic  succession,  and  pas- 
sive obedience,  and  I don’t  know  what  all.  I 
only  know  I was  tired  enough  of  it  before  coffee 
eame ; but  I couldn’t  go,  you  know,  with  all  of 
them  on  me  at  once,  could  I ?” 

“Of  course  not ; you  were  like  the  six  thou- 
sand unconq[uerable  British  infantry  at  Al- 
buera.  You  held  your  position  by  sheer  fight- 
ing, suffering  fearful  loss.” 

“ Well,”  said  Tom,  laughing,  for  he  had  talk- 
ed himself  into  good  humor  again,  “ I dare  say 
I talked  a deal  of  nonsense;  and,  when  I come 
to  think  it  over,  a good  deal  of  what  some  of 


them  said  had  something  in  it.  I should  like 
to  hear  it  again  quietly;  but  there  were  others 
sneering  and  giving  themselves  airs,  and  that 
puts  a fellow’s  back  up.” 

“Yes,”  said  Hardy,  “a  good  many  of  the 
weakest  and  vainest  men  who  come  up  take  to 
this  sort  of  thing  now.  They  can  do  nothing 
themselves,  and  get  a sort  of  platform  by  going 
in  for  the  High-Church  business  from  which  to 
look  down  on  their  neighbors.” 

“That’s  just  what  I thought,”  said  Tom; 
“they  tried  to  push  mother  Church,  mother 
Church,  down  my  throat  at  every  turn.  I’m 
as  fond  of  the  Church  as  any  of  them,  but  I 
don’t  want  to  be  jumping  up  on  her  back  every 
minute,  like  a sickly  chicken  getting  on  the  old 
hen’s  back  to  w'arm  its  feet  whenever  the 
ground  is  cold,  and  fancying  himself  taller  than 
all  the  rest  of  the  brood.” 

“You  were  unlucky,”  said  Hardy;  “there 
are  some  very  fine  fellows  among  them.” 

“Well,  I haven’t  seen  much  of  them,”  said 
Tom,  “and  I dont  want  to  see  any  more;  for 
it  seems  to  me  all  a Gothic-mouldings  and 
man-millinery  business.” 

“You  won’t  think  so  when  you’ve  been  up  a 
little  longer,”  said  Hardy,  getting  up  to  make 
tea ; which  operation  he  had  hardly  commenced 
when  a knock  came  at  the  door,  and,  in  answer 
to  Hardy’s  “Come  in,” a slight,  shy  man  ap- 
peared, who  hesitated,  and  seemed  inclined  to 
go  when  he  saw  that  Hardy  was  not  alone. 

“Oh,  come  in  and  have  a cup  of  tea.  Grey. 
You  know  Brown,  I think  ?”  said  Hardy,  look- 
ing round  from  the  fire,  where  he  was  filling 
his  tea-pot,  to  watch  Tom’s  reception  of  the 
new-comer. 

Our  hero  took  his  feet  down,  drew  himself 
up,  and  made  a solemn  bow,  which  Grey  re- 
turned, and  then  slid  nervously  into  a chair 
and  looked  very  uncomfortable.  However,  in 
another  minute  Hardy  came  to  the  rescue  and 
began  pouring  out  the  tea.  He  was  evidently 
tickled  at  the  idea  of  confronting  Tom  so  soon 
with  another  of  his  enemies.  Tom  saw  this, 
and  put  on  a cool  and  majestic  manner  in  con- 
sequence, which  evidently  increased  the  dis- 
comfort of  Grey’s  seat,  and  kept  Hardy  on  the 
edge  of  an  abyss  of  laughter.  In  fact,  he  had 
to  ease  himself  by  talking  of  indifferent  mat- 
ters and  laughing  at  nothing.  Tom  had  never 
seen  him  in  this  sort  of  humor  before,  and 
couldn’t  help  enjoying  it,  though  he  felt  that  it 
was  partly  at  his  own  expense.  But  when 
Hardy  once  just  approached  the  subject  of  the 
wine  party,  Tom  bristled  up  so  quickly,  and 
Grey  looked  so  meekly  wretched,  though  he 
knew  nothing  of  what  was  coming,  that  Hardy 
suddenly  changed  the  subject,  and,  turning  to 
Grey,  said : 

“What  have  you  been  doing  the  last  fort- 
night? You  haven’t  been  here  once.  I’ve 
been  obliged  to  get  on  with  my  Aristotle  with- 
out you.” 

“I’m  very  sorry  indeed,  but  I haven’t  been 
able  to  come,”  said  Grey,  looking  sideways  at 


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Hardy,  and  then  at  Tom,  who  sat  regarding  the 
wall,  supremely  indifferent. 

“ Weil,  I’ve  finished  my  Ethics,”  said  Hardy ; 
“can’t  you  come  in  to-morrow  night  to  talk 
them  over  ? I suppose  you’re  through  them 
too  ?” 

“No,  really,”  said  Grey,  “ I haven’t  been  able 
to  look  at  them  since  the  last  time  I was  here.” 

“You  must  take  care,” said  Hardy.  “The 
new  examiners  are  all  for  science  and  history; 
it  won’t  do  for  you  to  go  in  trusting  to  your 
scholarship.” 

“I  hope  to  make  it  up  in  the  Easter  vaca- 
tion,” said  Grey. 

‘ ‘ You’ll  have  enough  to  do  then,”  said  Hardy ; 
“but  how  is  it  you’ve  dropped  astern  so?” 

“Why,  the  fact  is,”  said  Grey,  hesitatingly, 
“that  the  curate  of  St.  Peter’s  has  set  up  some 
night-schools,  and  wanted  some  help.  So  I 
have  been  doing  what  I could  to  help  him ; and 
really, ” looking  at  his  watch,  “I  must  be  going. 
I only  wanted  to  tell  you  how  it  was  I didn’t 
come  now.” 

Hardy  looked  at  Tom,  who  was  taken  rather 
aback  by  this  announcement,  and  began  to  look 
less  haughtily  at  the  wall.  He  even  condescend- 
ed to  take  a short  glance  at  his  neighbor. 

“It’s  unlucky,”  said  Hardy;  “but  do  you 
teach  every  night  ?” 

“ Yes,”  said  Grey.  “ I used  to  do  my  science 
and  history  at  night,  you  know  ; but  I find  that 
teaching  takes  so  much  out  of  me,  that  I’m  only 
fit  for  bed  now  when  I get  back.  I’m  so  glad 
I’ve  told  you.  I have  wanted  to  do  it  for  some 
time.  And  if  you  would  let  me  come  in  for 
an  hour  dii’ectly  after  hall,  instead  of  later,  I 
think  I could  still  manage  that.” 

“Of  course,”  said  Hardy,  “come  when  you 
like.  But  it's  rather  hard  to  take  you  away  ev- 
ery night,  so  near  the  examinations.” 

“ It  is  my  own  wish,”  said  Grey.  “ I should 
have  been  very  glad  if  it  hadn’t  happened  just 
now  ; but  as  it  has,  I must  do  the  best  I can.” 

“ Well,  but  I should  like  to  help  you.  Can’t 
I take  a night  or  two  off  your  hands  ?” 

“ No  !”  said  Tom,  fired  with  a sudden  enthu- 
siasm ; “it  will  be  as  bad  for  you,  Hardy.  It 
can’t  want  much  scholarship  to  teach  there. 
Let  me  go.  I’ll  take  two  nights  a week,  if  you’ll 
let  me.” 

“ Oh,  thank  you,”  said  Grey ; “but  I don’t 
know  how  my  friend  might  like  it.  That  is— I 
mean,”  he  said,  getting  very  red,  “ its  very  kind 
of  you,  only  I’m  used  to  it ; and — and  they  rely 
on  me.  But  I really  must  go — good-night;” 
and  Grey  went  off  in  confusion. 

As  soon  as  the  door  had  fairly  closed.  Hardy 
could  stand  it  no  longer,  and  lay  back  in  his 
chair,  laughing  till  the  tears  ran  down  his  clieeks. 
Tom,  wholly  unable  to  appreciate  the  joke,  sat 
looking  at  him  with  perfect  gravity. 

“What  can  thei*e  be  in  your  look,  BroAvn,” 
said  Hardy,  when  he  could  speak  again,  “to 
frighten  Grey  so  ? Did  you  see  what  a friglit 
he  was  in  at  once,  at  the  idea  of  turning  you 
into  the  night-schools?  There  must  be  some 


lurking  Protestantism  in  your  face  somewhere, 
which  I hadn’t  detected.” 

“I  don’t  believe  he  was  frightened  at  me  a 
bit.  He  wouldn’t  have  you  either,  remember,” 
said  Tom. 

“Well,  at  any  rate,  that  don’t  look  as  if  it 
were  all  mere  Gothic-mouldings  and  man-mil- 
linery, does  it?”  said  Hardy. 

Tom  sipped  his  tea,  and  considered. 

“ One  can’t  help  admiring  him,  do  you  know, 
for  it,”  he  said.  “Do  you  think  he  is  really 
throw'n  back  now  in  his  own  reading  by  this 
teaching  ?” 

“I’m  sure  of  it.  He  is  such  a quiet  fellow 
that  nothing  else  is  likely  to  draw  him  off  read- 
ing; and  I can  see  that  he  doesn’t  get  on  as  he 
used,  day  by  day.  Unless  he  makes  it  up  some- 
how, he  won’t  get  his  first.” 

“He  don’t  seem  to  like  the  teaching  work 
much,”  said  Tom. 

“Not  at  all,  as  far  as  I can  see.” 

“Then  it  is  a very  fine  thing  of  him,”  said 
Tom. 

“And  you  retract  your  man-millinery  dic- 
tum, so  far  as  he  is  concerned  ?” 

“ Yes,  that  I do,  heartily ; but  not  as  to  the 
set  in  general.” 

“ Well,  they  don’t  suit  me  either ; but,  on  the 
whole,  they  are  wanted — at  any  rate,  in  this  col- 
lege. Even  the  worst  of  them  is  making  some 
sort  of  protest  for  self-denial,  and  against  self- 
indulgence,  which  is  nowhere  more  needed  than 
here.” 

“A  nice  sort  of  protest — muslin  curtains,  a 
piano,  and  old  claret.” 

“Oh,  you’ve  no  right  to  count  Hendon  among 
them  ; he  has  only  a little  hankering  after  me- 
disevalism,  and  thinks  the  whole  thing  gentle- 
manly.” 

‘ ‘ I only  know  the  whole  clamjamfery  of  them 
were  there,  and  didn’t  seem  to  protest  much.” 
“Brown,  you’re  a bigot.  I should  never  have 
thought  you  would  have  been  so  furious  against 
any  set  of  fellows.  I begin  to  smell  Arnold.” 
“No  you  don’t.  He  never  spoke  to  me 
against  any  body.” 

“Hallo!  It  was  the  Rugby  atmosphere, 
then,  I suppose.  But  I tell  you  they  are  the 
only  men  in  this  college  who  are  making  that 
protest,  whatever  their  motives  may  be.” 

“ What  do  you  say  to  yourself,  old  fellow  ?” 

‘ ‘ Nonsense ! I never  deny  myself  any  pleas- 
ure that  I can  afford,  if  it  isn’t  wrong  in  itself, 
and  doesn’t  hinder  any  one  else.  I can  tell  you 
I’m  as  fond  of  fine  things  and  good  living  as  you.” 
“.^a  thing  isn’t  wrong,  and  you  can  afford 
it,  and  it  don’t  hurt  any  body ! Just  so  ; well, 
then,  mustn’t  it  be  right  for  you  to  have  ? You 
wouldn’t  have  it  put  under  your  nose,  I suppose, 
just  for  you  to  smell  at,  and  let  it  alone  ?” 
“Yes,  I know  all  that.  I’ve  been  over  it  all 
often  enough,  and  there’s  truth  in  it.  But, 
mind  you,  its  rather  slippery  ground,  especially 
for  a freshman ; and  there’s  a great  deal  to  be 
said  on  the  other  side — I mean,  for  denying  one’s 
self  just  for  the  sake  of  the  self-denial.” 


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“ Well,  tliey  don’t  deny  tliem#elves  the  pleas- 
ure of  looking  at  a fellow  as  if  he  were  a Turk, 
because  he  likes  St.  Paul’s  better  than  West- 
minster Abbey.” 

“ How  that  snubbing  you  got  at  the  Eccdesi- 
ological  wine  party  seems  to  rankle.  There 
now!  don’t  bristle  up  like  a hedgehog.  I’ll 
never  mention  that  unfortunate  wine  again.  I 
saw  the  eight  come  in  to-day.  You  are  keep- 
ing much  better  time  ; but  there  is  a weak 
place  or  two  forward.” 

“Yes,”  said  Tom,  delighted  to  change  the 
subject,  “I  find  it  awfully  hard  to  pull  up  to 
Jervis’s  stroke.  Do  you  think  I shall  ever  get 
to  it?” 

. “ Of  course  you  will.  Why,  you  have  only 
been  pulling  behind  him  a dozen  times  or  so, 
and  his  is  the  most  trying  stroke  on  the  river. 
You  quicken  a little  on  it;  but  I didn’t  moan 
you.  Two  and  five  are  the  blots  in  the  boat.” 
“You  think  so?”  said  Tom,  much  relieved. 
“ So  does  Miller,  I can  see.  It’s  so  provoking 
— Drysdale  is  to  pull  two  in  the  races  next 
term,  and  Blake  seven,  and  then  Diogenes  will 
go  to  five.  He’s  obliged  to  pull  seven  now, 
because  Blake  won’t  come  down  this  term ; no 
more  will  Drysdale.  They  say  there  will  be 
plenty  of  time  after  Easter.” 

“It’s  a great  pity,”  said  Hardy. 

“ Isn’t  it  ?”  said  Tom  ; “ and  it  make^  Miller 
so  savage.  He  walks  into  us  all  as  if  it  \yere 
our  faults.  Do  you  think  he’s  a good  cox- 
swain ?” 

“ First-rate  on  most  points,  but  'rather  too 
sharp-tongued.  You  can’t  get  a man’s  best  out 
of  him  without  a little  praise.” 

“ Yes,  that’s  just  it ; he  puts  one’s  back  up,” 
said  Tom.  “But  the  Captain  is  a splendid 
fellow,  isn’t  he  ?” 

“Yes ; but  a little  too  easy,  at  least  with  men 
like  Blake  and  Drysdale.  He  ought  to  make 
them  train,  or  turn  them  out.” 

“But  who  could  he  get?  Thei'e's  nobody 
else.  If  you  would  pull  now — why  shouldn’t 
you  ? I’m  sure  it  would  make  us  all  right.” 

“ I don’t  subscribe  to  the  club,”  said  Hardy  ; 
“ I wish  I had,  for  I should  like  to  have  pulled 
with  you,  and  behind  Jervis,  this  year.” 

“Do  let  me  tell  the  Captain,”  said  Tom; 
“I’m  sure  he’d  manage  it  somehow.” 

“I’m  afraid  it’s  too  late,”  said  Hardy;  “I 
cut  myself  ofif  from  every  thing  of  the  sort  two 
years  ago,  and  I’m  beginning  to  think  I was  a 
fool  for  my  pains.” 

Nothing  more  was  said  on  the  subject  at  the 
time;  but  Tom  went  away  in  great  spirits  at 
having  drawn  this  confession  out  of  Hardy — the 
more  so,  perhaps,  because  he  flattered  himself 
that  he  had  had  something  to  say  to  the  change 
in  his  friend. 


CHAPTER  X. 

SUMMER  TERM. 

How  many  spots  in  life  are  there  whidi  will 
bear  comparison  with  the  beginning  of  our  sec- 
ond term  at  the  university  ? So  far  as  external 
circumstances  are  concerned,  it  seems  hard  to 
know  what  a man  could  find  to  ask  for  at  that 
period  of  his  life,  if  a fairy  godmother  were  to 
alight  in  his  rooms  and  offer  him  the  usual  three 
wishes.  The  sailor  who  had  asked  for  “ all  the 
grog  in  the  world”  and  “ all  the  baccy  in  the 
world”  was  indeed  driven  to  “a  little  more 
baccy  ” as  his  third  requisition  ; but,  at  any 
rate,  his  two  first  requisitions  were  to  some  ex- 
tent grounded  on  what  he  held  to  be  substantial 
wants ; he  felt  himself  actually  limited  in  the 
matters  of  grog  and  tobacco.  The  condition 
which  Jack  would  have  been  in  as  a wisher,  if 
he  had  been  started  on  his  quest  with  the  assur- 
ance that  his  utmost  desires  in  the  direction  of 
alcohol  and  narcotics  were  already  provided  for, 
and  must  be  left  out  of  the  question,  is  the  only 
one  affording  a pretty  exact  parallel  to  the  case 
we  are  considering.  In  our  second  term  we  are 
no  longer  freshmen,  and  begin  to  feel  ourselves 
at  home,  while  both  “smalls”  and  “greats” 
are  sufficiently  distant  to  be  altogether  ignored 
if  we  are  that  way  inclined,  or  to  be  looked  for- 
wai’d  to  with  confidence  that  the  game  is  in  our 
own  hands  if  we  are  reading  men.  Our  finan- 
cial position — unless  we  have  exercised  rare  in- 
genuity in  involving  ourselves — is  all  that  heart 
can  desire  ; we  have  ample  allowances  paid 
in  quarterly  to  the  university  bankers  without 
thought  or  trouble  of  ours,  and  our  credit  is  at 
its  zenith.  It  is  a part  of  our  recognized  duty 
to  repay  the  hospitality  we  have  received  as 
freshmen  ; and  all  men  will  be  sure  to  come  to 
our  first  parties,  to  see  how  we  do  the  thing ; 
it  will  be  our  own  faults  if  we  do  not  keep  them 
in  future.  We  have  not  had  time  to  injure  our 
characters  to  any  material  extent  with  the  au- 
thorities of  our  own  college,  or  of  the  university. 
Our  spirits  are  never  likely  to  be  higher,  or  our 
digestions  better.  These,  and  many  other  com- 
forts and  advantages,  environ  the  fortunate 
youth  returning  to  Oxford  after  his  first  vaca- 
tion ; thrice  fortunate,  however,  if,  as  happen- 
ed in  our  hero’s  case,  it  is  Easter  term  to  which 
he  is  returning  ; for  that  Easter  term,  with  the 
four  days’  vacation,  and  little  Trinity  term  at 
the  end  of  it,  is  surely  the  cream  of  the  Oxford 
year.  Then,  even  in  this  our  stern  Northern 
climate,  the  sun  is  beginning  to  have  power, 
the  days  have  lengthened  out,  great-coats  are  un- 
necessary at  morning  chapel,  and  the  miseries 
of  numbed  hands  and  shivering  skins  no  long- 
er accompany  every  pull  on  the  river  and  can- 
ter on  Bullingdon.  In  Christchurch  meadows 
and  the  college  gardens  the  birds  are  making 
sweet  music  in  the  tall  elms.  You  may  almost 
hear  the  thick  grass  growing,  and  the  buds  on 
tree  and  shrub  are  changing  from  brown,  red, 
or  purple,  to  emerald  green  under  your  eyes ; 
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and  bursting  out  into  laughter  and  song.  In  a 
few  weeks  the  races  begin,  and  Cowley  marsh 
will  be  alive  with  white  tents  and  joyous  crick- 
eters. A quick  ear,  on  the  towing-path  by  the 
Gut,  may  feast  at  one  time  on  those  three  sweet 
sounds,  the  thud  thud  of  the  eight-oar,  the  crack 
of  the  rifles  at  the  Weirs,  and  the  click  of  the 
bat  on  the  Magdalen  ground.  And  then  Com- 
memoration rises  in  the  background,  with  its 
clouds  of  fair  visitors,  and  visions  of  excursions 
to  Woodstock  and  Nunehara  in  the  summer 
days — of  windows  open  on  to  the  old  quadran- 
gles in  the  long  still  evenings,  through  which 
silver  laughter  and  strains  of  sweet  music,  not 
made  by  man,  steal  out  and  puzzle  the  old  cel- 
ibate jackdaws,  peering  down  from  the  battle- 
ments with  heads  on  one  side.  To  crown  all, 
long  vacation,  beginning  with  the  run  to  Hen- 
ley regatta,  or  up  to  town  to  see  the  match  with 
Cambridge  at  Lord’s,  and  taste  some  of  the 
sweets  of  the  season  before  starting  on  some 
pleasure  tour  or  reading-party,  or  dropping  back 
into  the  quiet  pleasures  of  English  country  life! 
Surely  the  lot  of  young  Englishmen  who  fre- 
quent our  universities  is  cast  in  ifleasant  places. 
The  country  has  a right  to  expect  something 
from  those  for  whom  she  finds  such  a life  as  this 
in  the  years  when  enjoyment  is  keenest. 

Tom  was  certainly  alive  to  the  advantages 
of  the  situation,  and  entered  on  his  kingdom 
without  any  kind  of  scruple.  Fie  was  very  glad 
to  find  things  so  pleasant,  and  quite  resolved  to 
make  the  best  he  could  of  them.  Then  he  was 
in  a particularly  good  humor  with  himself ; for, 
in  deference  to  the  advice  of  Hardy,  he  had 
actually  fixed  on  the  books  which  he  should 
send  in  for  his  little-go  examination  before  go- 
ing down  for  the  Easter  vacation,  and  had  read 
them  through  at  home,  devoting  an  hour  or  two 
almost  daily  to  this  laudable  occupation.  So 
he  felt  himself  entitled  to  take  things  easily  on 
his  return.  He  had  brought  back  with  him  two 
large  hampers  of  good  sound  wine,  a gift  from 
his  father,  who  had  a horror  of  letting  his  son 
set  before  his  friends  the  fire-water  which  is 
generally  sold  to  the  under-graduate.  Tom 
found  that  his  father’s  notions  of  the  rate  of 
consumption  prevalent  in  the  university  were 
wild  in  the  extreme.  “ In  his  time,”  the  squire 
said,  “eleven  men  came  to  his  first  wine  party, 
and  he  had  opened  nineteen  bottles  of  port  for 
them.  He  was  very  glad  to  hear  that  the  hab- 
its of  the  place  had  changed  so  much  for  the 
better;  and  as  Tom  wouldn’t  want  nearly  so 
much  wine,  he  should  have  it  out  of  an  older 
bin.”  Accordingly,  the  port  which  Tom  em- 
ployed the  first  hour  after  his  return  in  stacking 
carefully  away  in  his  cellar,  had  been  more  than 
twelve  years  in  bottle,  and  he  thought  with  un- 
mixed satisfaction  of  the  pleasing  effect  it  would 
have  on  Jervis  and  Miller,  and  the  one  or  two 
other  men  who  knew  good  wine  from  bad,  and 
guided  public  opinion  on  the  subject,  and  of  the 
social  importance  which  he  would  soon  attain 
from  the  reputation  of  giving  good  wine. 

The  idea  of  entertaining,  of  being  hospitable. 


j is  a pleasant  and  fascinating  one  to  most  young 
j men  ; but  the  act  soon  gets  to  be  a bore  to  all 
I but  a few  curiously  constituted  individuals, 
j With  these  hospitality  becomes  first  a passion 
and  then  a faith — a faith  the  practice  of  which, 
in  the  cases  of  some  of  its  professors,  reminds 
one  strongly  of  the  hints  on  such  subjects  scat- 
tered about  the  New  Testament.  Most  of  us 
feel,  when  our  friends  leave  us,  a certain  sort 
of  satisfaction,  not  unlike  that  of  paying  a bill ; 
they  have  been  done  for,  and  can’t  expect  any 
thing  more  for  a long  time.  Such  thoughts 
never  occur  to  your  really  hospitable  man. 
Long  years  of  narrow  means  can  not  hinder  him 
from  keeping  open  house  for  whoever  wants  to 
come  to  him,  and  setting  the  best  of  everything 
before  all  comers.  He  has  no  notion  of  giving 
you  any  thing  but  the  best  he  can  command,  if 
it  be  only  fresh  porter  from  the  nearest  mews. 
He  asks  himself  not,  “ Ought  I to  invite  A or 
B ? do  I owe  him  any  thing  ?”  but,  “ Would  A 
or  B like  to  come  here  ?”  Give  me  these  men’s 
houses  for  real  enjoyment,  though  you  never  get 
any  thing  very  choice  there— (how  can  a man 
produce  old  wine  who  gives  his  oldest  every 
day  ?) — seldom  much  elbow-room  or  orderly  ar- 
rangement. The  high  arts  of  gastronomy  and 
scientific  drinking,  so  much  valued  in  our  high- 
ly-civilized community,  are  ■ wholly  unheeded 
by  him,  are  altogether  above  him,  are  cultivated, 
in  fact,  by  quite  another  set,  who  have  very  lit- 
tle of  the  genuine  spirit  of  hospitality  in  them  ; 
from  whose  tables,  should  one  by  cllaijc.&  happen 
upon  them,  one  rises,  certainly  with  a feeling 
of  satisfaction  and  expansion,  chiefly  physical, 
but  entirely  without  that  expansion  of  heart 
which  one  gets  at  the  scramble  of  the  hospitable 
man.  So  that  we  are  driven  to  remark,  even  in 
such  every-day  matters  as  these,  that  it  is  the 
invisible,  the  spiritual,  which,  after  all,  gh^es 
value  and  reality  even  to  dinners ; and,  with 
Solomon,  to  prefer  to  the  most  touching  diner 
Riisse  the  dinner  of  herbs  where  love  is,  though 
I trust  that  neither  we  nor  Solomon  should  ob- 
ject to  well-dressed  cutlets  with  our  salad,  if 
they  happen  to  be  going.  , 

Readers  will  scarcely  need  to  be  told  that  one 
of  the  first  things  Tom  did,  after  depositing  his 
luggage  and  unpacking  his  wine^  was  to  call  at 
Hardy’s  rooms,  where  he  found  his  friend  deep, 
as  usual,  in  his  books,  the  hard-worked  atlases 
and  dictionaries  of  all  sorts  taking  up  more  space 
than  ever*.  After  the  first  hearty  greetings,  Tom 
occupied  his  old  place  with  much  satisfaction. 

“How  long  have  you  been  up,  old  fellow?” 
he  began  ; “you  look  quite  settled.” 

“ I only  went  home  for  a week.  Well,  what 
have  you  been  doing  in  the  vacation?” 

“Oh,  there  was  nothing  much  going  on  ; so, 
among  other  things,  I’ve  nearly  floored  my  lit- 
tle-go work.” 

“Bravo!  you’ll  find  the  comfort  of  it  now. 
I hardly  thought  you  would  take  to  the  grind  so 
easily.” 

“It’s  pleasant  enough  for  a spurt,”  said  Tom  ; 
“but  I shall  never  manage  a horrid  perpetual 


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grind  like  yours.  But  what  in  the  world  have 
YOU  been  doing  to  your  walls  ?” 

Tom  might  well  ask,  for  the  corners  of  Har- 
dy’s room  were  covered  with  sheets  of  paper  of 
different  sizes,  pasted  against  the  wall  in  groups. 
In  the  line  of  sight,  from  about  the  height  of 
four  to  six  feet,  there  was  scarcely  an  inch  of 
the  original  paper  visible,  and  round  each  cen- 
tre group  there  were  outlying  patches  and 
streamers,  stretching  towards  floor  or  ceiling,  or 
flway  nearly  to  the  book-cases  or  fire-place. 

“Well,  don’t  you  think  it  a great  improve- 
ment on  the  old  paper?”  said  Hardy.  “I  shall 
he  out  of  rooms  next  term,  and  it  will  be  a hint 
to  the  college  that  the  rooms  want  papering. 
Fou’re  no  judge  of  such  matters,  or  I should  ask 
pu  whether  you  don’t  see  great  artistic  taste  in 
the  arrangement.” 

“Why,  they’re  nothing  but  maps,  and  lists 
of  names  and  dates,”  said  Tom,  who  had  got  up 
to  examine  the  decorations.  “ And  what  in  the 
world  are  all  these  queer  pins  for?”  he  went  on, 
pulling  a strong  pin  with  a large  red  sealing- 
A'ax  head  out  of  the  map  nearest  to  him. 

“Hallo!  take  care  there;  what  are  you 
about  ?”  shouted  Hardy,  getting  up  and  hasten- 
ing to  the  corner.  “ Why,  you  irreverent  beg- 
gar, those  pins  are  the  famous  statesmen  and 
Avarriors  of  Greece  and  Rome.” 

“Oh,  I beg  your  pardon;  I didn’t  know  I 
Avas  in  such  august  company;”  saying  Avhich 
Tom  proceeded  to  stick  the  red-headed  pin  back 
into  the  wall. 

“Now  just  look  at  that,”  said  Hardy,  taking 
the  pin  out  from  the  place  Avhere  Tom  had  stuck 
it.  “Pretty  doings  there  Avould  be  among 
them  Avith  your  management ! This  pin  is  Bra- 
sidas ; you’ve  taken  him  aAvay  from  Naupactus, 
AA'here  he  Avas  Avatching  the  eleven  Athenian 
galleys  anchored  under  the  temple  of  Apollo, 
and  stuck  him  down  right  in  the  middle  of  the 
Pnyx,  where  he  will  be  instantly  torn  in  pieces 
by  a ruthless  and  reckless  mob.  You  call  your- 
self a Tory,  indeed ! HoAvever,  ’twas  always 
the  same  Avith  you  Tories — calculating,  cruel, 
and  jealous.  Use  your  leaders  up,  and  throw 
chem  over — that’s  the  golden  rule  of  aristocra- 
cies.” 

“Hang  Brasidas!”  said  Tom*  laughing; 
“stick  him  back  at  Naupactus  again.  Here, 
Avhich  is  Cleon  ? The  scoundrel ! gh'e  me  liold 
of  him,  and  I’ll  put  him  in  a hot  berth.” 

“That’s  he  with  the  yellow  head.  Let  him 
alone,  I tell  you,  or  all  Avill  be  hopeless  confu- 
sion when  Grey  comes  for  his  lecture.  We’re 
only  in  the  third  year  of  the  Avar.” 

“I  like  your  chaff  about  Tories  sacrificing 
their  great  men,”  said  Tom,  putting  his  hands 
in  his  pockets  to  avoid  temptation.  “Hoav 
about  your  precious  democracy,  old  felloAv? 
Which  is  Socrates  ?” 

“Here,  the  dear  old  boy ! — this  pin  Avith  the 
great  gray  head,  in  the  middle  of  Athens,  you 
see.  I pride  myself  on  my  Athens.  Here’s 
the  Piraeus  and  the  long  walls,  and  the  Hill  of 
Mars.  Isn’t  it  as  good  as  a picture  ?” 


“Well,  it  IS  better  than  most  maps,  I think.” 
said  Tom  ; “ but  you’re  not  going  to  slip  out  so 
easily.  I AA'ant  to  know  Avhether  your  pet  de- 
mocracy did  or  did  not  murder  Socrates.” 

‘ ‘ I’m  not  bound  to  defend  democracies.  But 
look  at  my  pins.  It  may  be  the  natural  fond- 
ness of  a parent,  but  I declare  they  seem  to 
me  to  have  a great  deal  of  character,  consider- 
ing the  material.  You’ll  guess  them  at  once, 
I’m  sure,  if  you  mark  the  color  and  shape  of  the 
Avax.  This  one  noAv,  for  instance,  Avho  is  he?” 
“ Alcibiades,”  answered  Tom,  doubtfully. 

“ Alcibiades  !”  shouted  Hardy  ; “you  fresh 
from  Rugby,  and  not  knoAv  your  Thucydides 
better  than  that  ? There’s  Alcibiades,  that  little 
purple-headed,  foppish  pin,  by  Socrates.  This 
rusty-colored  one  is  that  respectable  old  stick- 
in-the-mud,  Nicias.” 

“Well,  but  you’A'e  made  Alcibiades  nearly 
the  smallest  of  the  whole  lot,”  said  Tom. 

“So  he  Avas,  to  my  mind,”  said  Hardy; 
“just  the  sort  of  insolent  young  ruffian  whom  I 
should  have  liked  to  buy  at  my  price,  and  sell 
at  his  OAvn.  He  must  have  been  very  like  some 
of  our  gentlemen-commoners,  with  the  addition 
of  brains.” 

“I  should  really  think,  though,”  said  Tom, 
“it  must  be  a capital  plan  for  making  you  re- 
member the  history.” 

“ Ic  is,  I flatter  myself.  I’ve  long  had  the 
idea,  but  I should  never  have  Avorked  it  out  and 
found  the  value  of  it  but  for  Grey.  I invented 
it  to  coach  him  in  his  history.  You  see  aa'c  arc 
in  the  Grecian  corner.  Over  there  is  the  Ro- 
man. You’ll  find  LiA"y  and  Tacitus  Avorked 
out  there,  just  as  Herodotus  and  Thucydides 
are  here  ; and  the  pins  are  stuck  for  the  Second 
Punic  War,  Avbere  we  are  just  now.  I shouldn’t 
wonder  if  Grey  got  his  first,  after  all,  he’s  pick- 
ing up  so  quick  in  my  corners  ; and  says  he 
never  forgets  any  set  of  events  Avhen  he  has  prick- 
ed them  out  Avith  the  pins.” 

“Is  he  Avorking  at  that  school  still?”  asked 
Tom. 

“Yes,  as  hard  as  eA’er.  He  didn’t  go  down 
for  the  vacation,  and  I really  believ'e  it  was  be- 
cause the  curate  told  him  the  school  would  go 
Avrong  if  he  Avent  aAvay.” 

“It’s  very  plucky  of  him,  but  I do  think  he’s 
a great  fool  not  to  knock  it  off  now  till  he  has 
passed,  don’t  you?” 

“No,”  said  Hardy;  “he  is  getting  more 
good  there  than  he  can  ever  get  in  the  schools, 
though  I hope  he’ll  do  well  in  them  too.” 
“Well,  I hope  so ; for  he  deserves  it.  And 
noAv,  Hardy,  to  change  the  subject.  I’m  going  to 
give  my  first  Avine  next  Thursday ; and  here’s 
the  first  card  Avhich  has  gone  out  for  it.  You’ll 
promise  me  to  come,  now,  Avon’t  you  ?” 

“ What  a hurry  you’re  in,”  said  Hardy,  tak- 
ing the  card,  which  he  put  on  his  mantel-piece, 
after  examining  it. 

“ But  you’ll  promise  to  come,  now?” 

“I’m  very  hard  at  work;  I can’t  be  sure.” 

“ You  needn’t  stay  aboA'ehalf  an  hour.  I’a'C 
brought  back  some  famous  wine  from  the  gov- 


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ernor’s  cellar;  and  I want  so  to  get  you  and 
Jervis  together.  He  is  sure  to  come.” 

“Why,  that’s  the  bell  for  chapel  beginning 
already,”  said  Hardy  ; “ I had  no  notion  it  was 
so  late.  I must  be  off,  to  put  the  new  servi- 
tor up  to  his  work.  Will  you  come  in  after 
hall?” 

“Yes,  if  3'ou  will  come  to  me  next  Thurs- 
day.” 

“ We’ll  talk  about  it.  But  mind  you  come 
to-night ; for  you’ll  find  me  working  Grey  in 
the  Punic  Wars,  and  you’ll  see  how  the  pins 
act.  I’m  very  proud  of  my  show.” 

And  so  Hardy  went  off  to  chapel,  and  Tom 
to  Drysdale’s  rooms,  not  at  all  satisfied  that  he 
had  made  Hardy  safe.  He  found  Drysdale 
lolling  on  his  sofa,  as  usual,  and  fondling  Jack. 
He  had  just  arrived,  and  his  servant  and  the 
scout  were  unpacking  his  portmanteaus.  He 
seemed  pleased  to  see  Tom,  but  looked  languid 
and  used  up. 

“Where  have  you  been  this  vacation  ?”  said 
Tom;  “ you  look  seedy.” 

“ You  may  say  that,”  said  DrysdMe.  “Here, 
Henry,  get  out  a bottle  of  Schiedam.  Have  a 
taste  of  bitters  ? there’s  nothing  like  it  to  set 
one’s  digestion  right.” 

“No,  thank’ee,”  said  Tom,  rejecting  the  glass 
which  Henry  proffered  him ; “ my  appetite 
don’t  want  improving.” 

“You’re  lucky,  then,”  said  Drysdale.  “ Ah, 
that’s  the  right  stuff!  I feel  better  already.” 
“But  where  have  j'ou  been  ?” 

“ Oh,  in  the  little  village.  It’s  no  use  being 
in  the  country  at  this  time  of  year.  I just  went 
up  to  Limmer’s,  and  there  I stuck,  with  two  or 
three  more,  till  to-day.” 

“I  can't  stand  London  for  more  than  a 
week,”  said  Tom.  “What  did  you  do  all 
day  ?” 

“ We  hadn’t  much  to  say  to  daylight,”  said 
Drysdale.  “ What  with  theatres,  and  sparring- 
cribs,  and  the  Coal-hole  and  cider-cellars,  and  a 
little  play  in  St.  James’s  Street  now  and  then, 
one  wasn’t  up  to  early  rising.  However,  I was 
better  than  the  rest,  for  I had  generally  break- 
fasted by  two  o’clock.” 

“No  wonder  you  look  seedy.  You’d  much 
better  have  been  in  the  country.” 

“I  should  have  been  more  in  pocket,  at  any 
rate,”  said  Drysdale.  “By  Jove,  how  it  runs 
away  with  the  ready ! I’m  fairly  cleaned  out ; 
and  if  I haven’t  luck  at  Van-John,  I’ll  he  hang- 
ed if  I know  how  I’m  to  get  through  term.  But 
look  here,  here’s  a bundle  of  the  newest  songs — 
first-rate,  some  of  them.”  And  he  threw  some 
papers  across  to  Tom,  who  glanced  at  them 
without  being  at  all  edified. 

“You’re  going  to  pull  regularly,  I hope,  this 
term,  Drysdale  ?” 

“Yes,  I think  so ; it’s  cheap  amusement,  and 
I want  a little  training  for  a change.” 

“That’s  all  right.” 

“ I’ve  brought  down  some  dresses  for  our  gyp- 
sy business,  by-the-way.  I didn’t  forget  that. 
Is  Blake  back  ?” 


“ I don’t  know,”  said  Tom  ; “but  we  shan't 
have  time  before  the  races.” 

“Well,  afterwards  will  do;  though  the  days 
oughtn’t  to  be  too  long.  I’m  all  for  a little  dark- 
ness in  masquerading.” 

“ There’s  five  o’clock  striking.  Are  you  go- 
ing to  dine  in  hall  ?” 

“No ; I shall  go  to  the  Mitre,  and  get  a broil.” 
“Then  I’m  off.  Let’s  see — will  you  come 
and  wine  with  me  next  Thursday  !” 

“Yes  ; only  send  us  a card,  ‘ to  remind.’  ” 

“ All  right!”  said  Tom,  and  went  off  to  hall, 
feeling  dissatisfied  and  uncomfortable  about  his 
fast  friend,  for  whom  he  had  a sincere  regard. 

After  hall,  Tom  made  a short  round  among 
his  acquaintance,  and  then,  giving  himself  up  to 
the  strongest  attraction,  returned  to  Hardy’s 
rooms,  comforting  himself  with  the  thought  that 
it  really  must  be  an  act  of  Christian  charity  to 
take  such  a terrible  reader  off  his  hooks  for  once 
in  a way,  when  his  conscience  pricked  him  for 
intruding  on  Hardy  during  his  hours  of  work. 
He  found  Grey  there,  who  was  getting  up  his 
Roman  history,  under  Hardy’s  guidance ; and 
the  two  were  working  the  pins  on  the  maps  and 
lists  in  the  Roman  corner  when  Tom  arrived. 
He  begged  them  not  to  stop,  and  very  soon  was 
as  much  interested  in  what  they  were  doing  as 
if  he  also  were  going  into  the  schools  in  May  ; 
for  Hardy  had  a way  of  throwing  life  into  what 
he  was  talking  about,  and,  like  many  men  with 
strong  opinions  and  passionate  natures,  either 
carried  his  hearers  off'  their  legs  and  away  with 
him  altogether,  or  roused  eveiy  spark  of  com- 
bativeness in  them.  The  latter  was  the  effect 
which  his  lecture  on  the  Funic  "\Yars  had  on 
Tom.  He  made  several  protests  as  Hardy  went 
on  ; but  Grey’s  anxious  looks  kept  him  from  go- 
ing fairly  into  action,  till  Hardy  stuck  the  black 
pin,  which  represented  Scipio,  triumphantly  in 
the  middle  of  Carthage,  and,  turning  round, 
said,  “And  now  for  some  tea.  Grey,  before  you 
have  to  turn  out.” 

Tom  opened  fire  while  the  tea  was  brewing. 

“ You  couldn’t  say  any  thing  bad  enough 
about  aristocracies  this  morning.  Hardy,  and 
now  to-night  you  are  crowing  over  the  success 
of  the  heaviest  and  cruellest  oligaixhy  that  ever 
lived,  and  praising  them  up  to  the  skies.” 
“Hollo  ! here’s  a breeze!”  said  Hardy,  smil- 
ing; “but  I rejoice,  O Brown,  in  that  they 
thrashed  the  Carthaginians ; and  not,  as  j-ou 
seem  to  think,  in  that  they,  being  aristocrats, 
thrashed  the  Carthaginians ; for  oligarchs  they 
were  not  at  this  time.” 

“ At  any  rate,  they  answ’er  to  the  Spartans  in 
the  struggle,  and  the  Carthaginians  to  the  Athe- 
nians ; and  yet  all  your  sympathies  are  with  the 
Romans  to-night  in  the  Punic  Wars,  though 
they  were  with  the  Athenians  before  dinner.” 
“I  deny  your  position.  The  Carthaginians 
were  nothing  but  a great  trading  aristocracy — 
with  a glorious  family  or  two,  I grant  you,  like 
that  of  Hannibal ; but,  on  the  whole,  a dirty, 
bargain-driving,  buy-cheap-and-sell-dear  aris- 
tocracy— of  whom  the  world  w'as  well  rid.  The-'’ 


ivjxM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


53 


like  the  Athenians  indeed!  Why,  just  look 
what  the  two  peoples  have  left  behind  them — ” 
“Yes,”  interrupted  Tom  ; “ but  we  only  know 
the  Carthaginians  through  the  reports  of  tlieir 
destroyers.  Your  heroes  tramjiled  them  out 
with  hoofs  of  iron.” 

“Do  you  think  the  Roman  hoof  could  have 
trampled  out  their  Homer,  if  they  ever  had  one?” 
said  Hardy.  “ The  Romans  conquered  Greece 
too,  remember.” 

“But  Greece  was  never  so  near  beating  them.” 
“ True.  But  I hold  to  my  point.  Carthage 
was  the  mother  of  all  hucksters,  compassing  sea 
and  land  to  sell  her  wares.” 

“And  no  bad  line  of  life  for  a nation.  At 
least  Englishmen  ought  to  think  so.” 

“No,  they  ought  not;  at  least  if  ‘Punica 
tides  ’ is  to  be  the  rule  of  trade.  Selling  any 
amount  of  Brummagem  wares  never  did  nation 
or  man  much  good,  and  never  will.  Eh,  Grey  ?” 
Grey  winced  at  being  appealed  to,  but  re- 
marked that  he  hoped  the  Church  would  yet  be 
able  to  save  England  from  the  fate  of  Tyre  and 
Carthage,  the  great  trading  nations  of  the  Old 
World  : and  then,  swallowing  his  tea,  and  look- 
ing as  if  he  had  been  caught  robbing  a henroost, 
he  made  a sudden  exit,  and  hurried  away  out 
of  college  to  the  night-school. 

“ What  a pity  he  is  so  odd  and  shy,”  said 
Tom;  “I  should  so  like  to  know  more  of 
him.” 

“ It  is  a pity.  He  is  much  better  when  he  is 
alone  with  me.  I think  he  has  heard  from  some 
of  the  set  that  you  are  a furious  Protestant,  and 
sees  an  immense  amount  of  stifF-neckedness  in' 
you.” 

“But  about  England  and  Carthage,”  said 
Tom,  shirking  the  subject  of  his  own  peculiari- 
ties ; “ you  don’t  really  think  us  like  them  ? It 
gave  me  turn  to  hear  you  translating  ‘Punica 
fides’  into  Brummagem  wares  just  now.” 

“I  think  that  successful  trade  is  our  rock 
ahead.  The  devil  who  holds  new  markets  and 
twenty  per  cent,  profits  in  his  gift,  is  the  devil  that 
England  has  most  to  fear  from.  ‘Because  of 
unrighteous  dealings,  and  riches  gotten  by  de- 
ceit, the  kingdom  is  translated  from  one  people 
to  ajiother,’  said  the  wise  man.  Think  of  that 
opium  war  the  other  day : I don’t  believe  we 
we  can  get  over  many  more  such  businesses  as 
that.  Grey  falls  back  on  the  Church,  you  see, 
to  save  the  nation ; but  the  Church  he  dreams 
of  will  never  do  it.  Is  there  any  that  can  ? 
There  must  be,  surely,  or  we  have  believed  a lie. 
But  this  work  of  making  trade  righteous,  of 
Christianizing  trade,  looks  like  the  very  hardest 
the  Gospel  hag  ever  had  to  take  in  hand— in 
England,  at  any  rate.” 

Hardy  spoke  slowly  and  doubtfully,  and 
paused  as  if  asking  for  Tom’s  opinion. 

“ I never  heard  it  put  in  that  way.  I know 
very  little  of  politics  or  the  state  of  England. 
But  come,  now;  the  putting  down  the  slave- 
trade  and  compensating  our  planters,  that  shows 
that  we  are  not  sold  to  the  trade-devil  yet,  sure- 
ly.” 


“I  don’t  think  we  are.  No,  thank  God, 
there  are  jjlenty  of  signs  that  we  are  likely  to 
make  a good  fight  of  it  yet.” 

They  talked  together  for  anotiier  hour,  draw- 
ing their  chairs  round  to  the  fire,  and  looking 
dreamily  into  the  embers,  as  is  the  wont  of  men 
who  are  throwing  out  suggestions,  and  helping 
one  another  to  think,  rather  than  arguing.  At 
the  end  of  that  time,  Tom  left  Hardy  to  his 
books,  and  went  away  laden  with  several  new 
ideas,  one  of  the  clearest  of  which  was  that  he 
was  awfully  ignorant  of  the  contemporary  his- 
tory of  his  own  country,  and  that  it  vas  the 
thing  of  all  others  which  he  ought  to  be  best  in- 
formed on  and  thinking  most  about.  So,  being 
of  an  impetuous  turn  of  mind,  he  went  straight 
to  his  rooms  to  commence  his  new  study,  where, 
after  diligent  hunting,  the  only  food  of  the 
kind  he  required  which  turned  up  was  the  last 
number  of  Bell's  Life  from  the  pocket  of  his 
great-coat.  Upon  this  he  fell  to  work,  in  de- 
fault of  any  thing  better,  and  was  soon  deep  in 
the  P.  R.  column,  which  was  full  of  interesting 
speculations  as  to  the  chances  of  Bungaree  in 
his  forthcoming  campaign  against  the  British 
middle-weights.  By  the  time  he  had  skimmed 
through  the  well-known  sheets,  he  was  satisfied 
that  the  columns  of  his  old  acquaintance  were 
not  the  place,  except  in  the  police  reports, 
where  much  could  be  learned  about  the  present 
state  or  future  prospects  of  England.  Then, 
the  first  evening  of  term  being  a restless  time, 
he  wandered  out  again,  and  before  long  landed, 
as  his  custom  was,  at  Drysdale’s  door. 

On  entering  the  room  he  found  Drysdale  and 
Blake  alone  together,  the  former  looking  more 
serious  than  Tom  had  ever  seen  him  before. 
As  for  Blake,  the  restless,  haggard  expression 
sat  more  heavily  than  ever  on  his  face,  sadly 
marring  its  beauty.  It  was  clear  that  they 
changed  the  subject  of  their  talk  abruptly  on  his 
entrance;  so  Tom  looked  anywhere  except 
straight  before  him  as  he  was  greeting  Blake. 
He  really  felt  very  sorry  for  him  at  the  moment. 
However,  in  another  five  minutes,  he  was  in  fits 
of  laughter  over  Blake’s  description  of  the  con- 
versation between  himself  and  the  coachman 
who  had  driven  the  Glo’ster  day-mail  by  which 
he  had  come  up : in  which  conversation,  never- 
theless, when  Tom  came  to  think  it  over,  and 
try  to  repeat  it  afterwards,  the  most  facetious 
parts  seemed  to  be  the  “ sez  he’s  ” and  the 
“sez  I’s”  with  which  Jehu  larded  his  stories; 
so  he  gave  up  the  attempt,  wondering  what  he 
could  have  found  in  it  to  laugh  at. 

“By-the-way,  Blake,”  said  Drysdale,  “how 
about  our  excursion  into  Berkshire  masquerad- 
ing this  term  ? Are  you  game  ?” 

“ Not  exactly,”  said  Blake ; “ I really  must 
make  the  most  of  such  time  as  I have  left,  if 
I’m  to  go  into  the  schools  this  term.” 

“If  there’s  one  thing  which  spoils  Oxford,  it 
is  those  schools,”  said  Drysdale;  “they  get  in 
the  way  of  every  thing.  I ought  to  be  going 
up  for  smalls  myself  next  term,  and  I haven’t 
opened  a book  yet,  and  don’t  mean.  Follow  a 


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TOM  BTIOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


good  example,  old  fellow,  you’re  cock-sure  of 
your  first,  every  body  knows.” 

“I  wish  every  body  would  back  bis  opinion, 
and  give  me  a shade  of  odds.  Why,  I have 
scarcely  thought  of  my  history.” 

“Why  the  d — 1 should  they  make  such  a 
fuss  about  history  ? One  knows  perfectly  well 
that  those  old  blackguard  heathens  were  no  better 
than  they  should  be;  and  what  good  it  can  do 
to  lumber  one's  head  with  who  their  grand- 
mothers were,  and  what  they  ate,  and  when  and 
where  and  why  they  had  their  stupid  brains 
knocked  out,  I can’t  see,  for  the  life  of  me.” 

“ Excellently  well  put.  Whei’e  did  you  pick 
up  such  sound  views,  Drysdale  ? But  you’re 
not  examiner  yet;  and,  on  the  whole,  I must 
rub  up  my  history  somehow.  I wish  I knew 
how  to  do  it.” 

“ Can’t  you  put  on  a coach  ?”  said  Drysdale. 

“ I have  one  on,  but  history  is  liis  weak 
point,”  said  Blake. 

“I  think  lean  help  you,”  said  Tom.  “ I’ve 
just  been  hearing  a lecture  in  Koman  history, 
and  one  that  won’t  be  so  easy  to  forget  as 
most;”  and  he  went  on  to  explain  Hardy’s 
plans,  to  which  Blake  listened  eagerly. 

“ Capital !”  he  said,  when  Tom  had  finished. 

“ In  whose  rooms  did  you  say  they  are?” 

“In  Hardy’s,  and  he  works  at  them  every 
night  with  Grey.” 

“That’s  the  queer  big  servitor,  his  particular 
pal,”  put  in  Drysdale;  “there’s  no  accounting 
for  tastes.” 

“You  don’t  know  him,”  retorted  Tom; 
“and  the  less  you  say  about  him  the  better.” 

“ I know  he  wears  highlows  and  short  flan- 
nels, and — ” 

“Would  you  mind  asking  Hardy  to  let  me 
come  to  his  lectures?”  interrupted  Blake,  avert- 
ing the  strong  language  which  was  rising  to 
Tom’s  lips.  “I  think  they  seem  just  the  things 
I want.  I shouldn’t  like  to  offer  to  pay  him, 
unless  you  think — ” 

“I’m  quite  sure,”  interrupted  Tom,  “that 
he  won’t  take  any  thing.  I will  ask  him  to- 
morrow whether  he  will  let  you  come,  and  he 
is  such  a kind,  good  fellow  that  I’m  almost 
sure  he  will.” 

“I  should  like  to  know  your  pal,  too.  Brown,” 
said  Drysdale  ; “you  must  introduce  me,  with 
Blake.” 

“No,  ni  be  hanged  if  I do,”  said  Tom. 

“Then  I shall  introduce  myself,”  said  Drys- 
dale; “see  if  I don’t  sit  next  him,  now,  at 
your  wine  on  Thursday.” 

Here  Drysdale’s  scout  entered  with  two 
notes,  and  wished  to  know  if  Mr.  Drysdale 
would  require  any  thing  more.  Nothing  but 
hot  water ; he  could  put  the  kettle  on,  Drys- 
dale said,  and  go  ; and  while  the  scout  was  ful- 
filling his  orders,  he  got  up  carelesslyj  whistling, 
and  walking  to  the  fire,  read  the  notes  by  the 
light  of  one  of  the  candles  which  were  burning  on 
the  mantel-piece.  Blake  was  watching  him  ea- 
gerly, and  Tom  saw  this,  and  made  some  awk- 
ward efforts  to  go  on  talking  about  the  ad  van-  ' 


tages  of  Hardy’s  plan  for  learning  history.  But 
he  was  talking  to  deaf  ears,  and  soon  eame  to  a 
stand-still.  He  saw  Drysdale  crumple  up  the 
notes  in  his  hand  and  shove  them  into  his  pock- 
et. After  standing  for  a few  seconds  in  the  same 
position,  Avith  his  back  to  them,  he  turned  round 
with  a careless  air,  and  sauntered  to  the  table 
where  they  Avere  sitting. 

“Let’s  see,  Avhat  Avere  Ave  saying?”  he  be- 
gan. “Oh,  about  your  eccentric  pal,  BroAvn.” 

“You'\"e  ansAvers  from  both?”  interrupted 
Blake.  Drysdale  nodded,  and  Avas  beginning 
to  speak  again  to  Tom,  Avhen  Blake  got  up  and 
said,  Avith  Avhite  lips,  “ I must  see  them.” 

“No,  never  mind,  Avhat  does  it  matter?” 

“Matter!  by  Heaven,  I must  and  Avill  see 
them  noAv.” 

Tom  saAv  at  once  that  he  had  better  go,  and 
so  took  up  his  cap,  Avished  them  good-night,  and 
Avent  off  to  his  OAvn  rooms. 

He  might  have  been  sitting  there  for  about 
tAventy  minutes  Avhen  Drysdale  entered. 

“I  couldn’t  help  coming  over,  BroAvn,”  he 
said  ; “I  must  talk  to  some  one,  and  Blake  has 
gone  off  raging.  I don’t  know  Avhat  he’ll  do — 
I never  aa'us  so  bothered  or  savage  in  my  life.” 

“I  am  very  sorry,”  said  Tom  ; “he  looked 
A'ery  bad  in  your  rooms.  Can  I do  any  thing?” 

“No,  but  I must  talk  to  some  one.  You 
knoAV — no  you  don’t,  by-the-way — but,  however, 
Blake  got  me  out  of  a tremendous  scrape  in  my 
first  term,  and  there’s  nothing  that  I’m  not 
bound  to  do  for  him,  and  Avouldn’t  do  if  I could. 
Yes,  by  George  ! AvhateA^er  felloAvs  say  of  me,  they 
shall  never  say  I didn’t  stand  by  a man  who 
has  stood  by  me.  Well,  he  oaa'cs  a dirty  £300 
or  £400  or  something  of  the  sort — nothing 
Avorth  talking  of,  I knoAv— to  people  in  Oxford, 
and  they’ve  been  leading  him  a dog’s  life  this 
year  and  more.  Noav  he’s  just  going  up  for  his 
degree,  and  tAvo  or  three  of  these  creditors — the 
most  rascally,  of  course — are  suing  him  in  the 
Vice-Chancellor’s  Court,  thinking  noAv’s  the 
time  to  put  the  sci’eAv  on.  He  Avill  be  ruined 
if  they  are  not  stopped  somehoAA’.  Just  after  I 
saAV  you  to-day,  he  came  to  me  about  it.  You 
never  saw  a felloAv  in  such  a state ; I could  see 
it  Avas  tearing  him  to  pieces,  telling  it  to 'me 
eA'en.  HoweA^er,  I soon  set  him  at  ease,  as  far  as 
I Avas  concerned  ; but,  as  the  devil  Avill  have  it, 
I can’t  lend  him  the  money,  though  £G0  Avould 
get  him  over  the  examination,  and  then  he  can 
make  terms.  My  guardian  adA'anced  me  £200 
beyond  my  alloAvance  just  before  Easter,  and  I 
haven’t  £20  left,  and  the  bank  here  has  given 
me  notice  not  to  overdraAv  any  more.  Hoav- 
ever,  I thought  to  settle  it  easily  enough ; so  I 
told  him  to  meet  me  at  the  Mitre  in  half  an 
hour  for  dinner,  and  Avhen  he  w'as  gone  I sat 
doAvn  and  Avrote  tAvo  notes — the  first  to  St. 
Cloud.  That  felloAV*Avas  with  us,  on  and  off,  in 
toAvn,  and  one  night  he  and  I Avent  partners  at 
roulette,  I finding  ready-money  for  the  time, 
gains  and  losses  to  be  equally  shared  in  the 
end.  I left  the  table  to  go  and  eat  some  supper, 

' and  he  lost  £80,  and  paid  it  out  of  my  money 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


I didn’t  much  care,  and  he  cursed  the  luck,  and 
acknowledged  that  he  owed  me  £40  at  the  time. 
Well,  I just  reminded  liim  of  this  £40,  and  said 
I should  be  glad  of  it  (I  know  he  has  plenty  of 
money  just  now),  but  added  that  it  might  stand 
if  he  would  join  me  and  Blake  in  borrowing 
£60 ; I was  fool  enough  to  add  that  Blake  was  in 
difHculties,  and  I was  most  anxious  td  help  him. 
As  I thought  that  St.  Cloud  would  probably  pay 
the  £40,  but  do  no  more,  I wrote  also  to  Chan- 
ter— Heaven  knows  why,  except  that  the  beast 
rolls  in  money,  and  has  fawned  on  me  till  I’ve 
been  nearly  sick  this  year  past — and  asked  him 
to  lend  Blake  £50  on  our  joint  note  of  hand. 
Poor  Blake!  when  I told  him  what  I had  done 
at  the  Mitre,  I think  I might  as  well  have  stuck 
the  carving-knife  into  him.  We  had  a wretch- 
ed two  hours ; then  you  came  in,  and  I got  my 
two  answers — here  they  are.” 

Tom  took  the  proffered  notes,  and  read  : 

“Dear  Drysdale, — Please  explain  the  al- 
lusion in  yours  to  some  mysterious  £40.  I re- 
member perfectly  the  occurrence  to  which  you 
refer  in  another  part  of  your  note.  You  were 
tired  of  sitting  at  the  table,  and  went  off  to  sup- 
per, leaving  me  (not'  by  my  own  desire)  to  play 
for  you  with  your  money.  I did  so,  and  had 
abominable  luck,  as  you  will  remember,  for  I 
handed  you  back  a sadly  dwindled  heap  on  your 
return  to  the  table.  I hope  you  are  in  no  row 
about  that  night?  I shall  be  quite  ready  to 
give  evidence  of  what  passed  if  it  will  help  you 
in  any  way.  I am  always  yours  very  truly, 

“ A.  St.  Cloud. 

“P.S. — I must  decline  the  little  joint  opera- 
tion for  Blake’s  benefit,  which  yon  propose.” 

The  second  answer  ran  : 

“Dear  Drysdale, — I am  sorry  that  I can 
not  accommodate  Mr.  Blake,  as  a friend  of 
yours,  but  you  see  his  acceptance  is  mere  waste 
paper,  and  you  can  not  give  security  until  you 
are  of  age,  so  if  you  were  to  die  the  money 
would  be  lost.  Mr.  Blake  has  always  carried 
his  head  as  high  as  if  he  had  £5000  a year  to 
spend ; perhaps  now  he  will  turn  less  haughty 
to  men  who  could  buy  him  up  easy  enough.  I 
remain  yours  sincerely,  Jabez  Chanter.” 

Tom  looked  up  and  met  Drysdale’s  eyes, 
which  had  more  of  purpose  in  them  than  he  had 
ever  seen  before.  “ Fancy  poor  Blake  reading 
those  two  notes,”  he  said,  “ and  ’twas  I brought 
them  on  him.  However,  he  shall  have  the 
money  somehow  to-morrow,  if  I pawn  my  watch. 
I’ll  be  even  with  those  two  some  day.”  The 
two  remained  in  conference  for  some  time  long- 
er ; it  is  hardly  worth  while  to  do  more  than  re- 
late the  result. 

At  three  o’clock  the  next  day,  Blake,  Drys- 
dale, and  Tom  were  in  the  back-parlor  of  a sec- 
ond-rate inn  in  the  Corn-market.  On  the  table 
were  pens  and  ink,  some  cases  of  Eau-de-Co- 
logne and  jewelry,  and  behind  it  a fat  man  of 
forbidding  aspect  who  spent  a day  or  two  in  each 
term  at  Oxford.  He  held  in  his  thick,  red. 


damp  hand,  ornamented  as  to  the  fore-finger 
with  a huge  ring,  a piece  of  paper. 

“ Then  I shall  draw  for  a hundred  and 
five  ?” 

“If  you  do,  we  won’t  sign,”  said  Drysdale; 
“ now  be  quick,  Ben”  (the  fat  man’s  name  was 
Benjamin),  “you  infernal  shark,  we’ve  been 
wrangling  long  enough  over  it.  Draw  for  a 
£100  at  three  months,  or  we  arc  off’.” 

“ Then,  Mr.  Drysdale,  you  gents  will  take 
part  in  goods.  I Avish  to  do  all  I can  for  gents 
as  comes  well  introduced,  but  money  is  very 
scarce  just  now.” 

“ Not  a stuffed  bird,  bottle  of  Eau-de-Cologne, 
ring,  or  cigar,  Avill  we  have.  So  now  no  more 
nonsense  ; pat  down  £75  on  the  table.” 

The  money-lender,  after  another  equally  use- 
less attempt  to  move  Drysdale,  who  Avas  the 
only  one  of  the  party  Avho  spoke,  produced  a 
roll  of  notes,  and  counted  out  £75,  thinking  to 
himself  that  he  Avould  make  this  young  sjAark 
sing  a different  tune  before  A'cry  long.  He 
then  filled  up  the  piece  of  paper,  muttering  that 
the  interest  Avas  nothing  considering  the  risk, 
and  he  hoped  they  Avould  help  him  to  something 
better  Avith  some  of  their  friends.  Drysdale 
reminded  him,  in  terms  not  too  carefully  chosen, 
that  he  Avas  getting  cent,  per  cent.  The  docu- 
ment Avas  signed — Drysdale  took  the  notes,  and 
they  Avent  out. 

“Well,  that’s  Avell  OA'cr,”  said  Drysdale,  as 
they  Avalked  towards  High  Street.  “ I’m  proud 
of  my  tactics,  I must  say ; one  never  does  so  Avell 
for  one’s  self  as  for  any  one  else.  If  I had  been 
on  my  OAvn  hook,  that  felloAv  Avould  have  let  me 
in  for  £20  Avorth  of  stuffed  birds  and  bad  jcAA^el- 
ry.  Let’s  see,  Avhat  do  you  Avant,  Blake  ?” 

“ Sixty  Avill  do,”  said  Blake. 

“You  had  better  take  £65  ; there’ll  be  some 
laAv  costs  to  pay,”  and  Drysdale  handed  him 
the  notes. 

“Noaa^,  BroAA’n,  shall  avc  divide  the  balance — 
a fiA^er  apiece  ?” 

“No,  thank  you,”  said  Tom,  “I  don’t  AA-ant 
it ; and,  as  you  two  are  to  hold  me  harmless, 
you  must  do  Avhat  you  like  Avith  the  money.” 
So  Drysdale  pocketed  the  £10,  after  Avhich  they 
Avalked  in  silence  to  the  gates  of  St.  Ambrose. 
The  most  reckless  youngster  doesn’t  begin  this 
sort  of  thing  Avithout  reflections  Avhich  are..apt  to 
keep  him  silent.  At  the  gates  Blake  Avrung 
both  their  hands.  “I  don’t  say  much,  but  I 
shan’t  forget  it.”  He  got  out  the  Avords  with 
some  difficulty,  and  Avent  off  to  his  rooms. 


CHAPTER  XI. 

muscular  CHRISTIANITY. 

Within  the  next  Aveek  or  two  several  impor- 
tant eA’-ents  had  happened  to  one  and  another 
of  our  St.  Ambrose  friends.  Tom  had  intro- 
duced Blake  to  Hardy,  after  some  demur  on  the 
part  of  the  latter.  Blake  was  his  senior  by  a 
term  ; might  have  called  on  him  any  time  these 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


three  years ; why  should  he  want  to  make  his 
acquaintance  now?  But  when  Tom  explained 
to  him  that  it  would  he  a kind  thing  to  let  Blake 
come  and  coach  up  history  with  him,  for  that 
unless  he  took  a high  degree  in  the  coming  ex- 
amination, he  would  have  to  leave  the  college, 
and  probably  he  ruined  for  life.  Hardy  at  once 
consented. 

Tom  did  not  venture  to  inquire,  for  a day  or 
two,  how  the  two  hit  it  off  together.  When  he 
began  cautiously  to  approach  the  subject,  he 
was  glad  to  find  that  Hardy  liked  Blake. 
“He  is  a gentleman,  and  very  able,”  he  said; 
“it  is  curious  to  see  how  quickly  he  is  over- 
hauling Grey,  and  yet  how  Grey  takes  to  him. 
He  has  never  looked  scared  at  him  (as  he  still 
does  at  you,  by-the-way)  since  the  first  night 
they  met.  Blake  has  the  talent  of  setting  peo- 
ple at  their  ease  without  saying  any  thing.  I 
shouldn’t  wonder  if  Grey  thinks  he  has  sound 
Church  notions.  It’s  a dangerous  talent,  and 
may  make  a man  very  fiilse  if  he  doesn’t  take 
care.”  Tom  asked  if  Blake  would  be  up  in  his 
history  in  time.  Hardy  thought  he  might,  per- 
haps ; but  he  had  great  lee-way  to  make  up. 
If  capacity  for  taking  in  cram  w'ould  do  it,  he 
would  be  all  right.  He  had  been  well  cram- 
med in  his  science,  and  had  put  him  (Hardy) 
up  to  many  dodges  which  might  be  useful  in 
the  schools,  and  w'hich  you  couldn’t  get  without 
a private  tutor. 

Then  Tom’s  first  w'ine  had  gone  off  most  suc- 
cessfully. Jervis  and  Miller  had  come  early 
and  staid  late,  and  said  all  that  was  handsome 
of  the  port,  so  that  he  was  already  a social  hero 
with  the  boating  set.  Drysdale,  of  course,  had 
been  there,  rattling  away  to  every  bod}'  in  his 
reckless  fashion,  and  setting  a good  example  to 
the  two  or  three  fast  men  whom  Tom  knew  well 
enough  to  ask,  and  who  consequently  behaved 
pretty  well,  and  gave  themselves  no  airs,  though, 
as  they  went  away  together,  they  grumbled 
slightly  that  Brown  didn’t  give  claret.  The 
rest  of  the  men  had  shaken  together  well,  and 
seemed  to  enjoy  themselves.  The  only  draw- 
back to  Tom  had  been  that  neither  Hardy  nor 
Grey  had  appeared.  They  excused  themselves 
afterwards  on  the  score  of  reading,  but  Tom 
felt  aggrieved  in  Hardy’s  case  ; he  knew  that 
it  was  only  an  excuse. 

Then  the  training  had  begun  seriously. 
Miller  had  come  up  specially  for  the  first  fort- 
night, to  get  them  well  in  hand,  as  he  said. 
After  they  were  once  fairly  started,  he  would 
have  to  go  down  till  just  before  the  races  ; but 
he  thought  he  might  rely  on  the  Captain  to 
keep  them  up  to  their  work  in  the  interval. 

So  Miller,  the  coxswain,  took  to  drawing  the 
bow  up  to  the  ear  at  once.  At  the  very  begin- 
ning of  the  term,  five  or  six  weeks  before  the 
races,  the  St.  Ambrose  boat  was  to  be  seen 
every  other  day  at  Abingdon ; and  early  din- 
ners, limitation  of  liquids  and  tobacco,  and  ab- 
stinence from  late  supper  parties,  pastry,  ice, 
and  all  manner  of  trash,  likely,  in  Miller’s  opin- 
ion, to  injure  nerve  or  wind,  were  hanging 


over  the  crew,  and  already,  in  fact,  to  some 
extent  enforced.  The  Captain  shrugged  his 
shoulders,  submitted  to  it  all  himself,  and  work- 
ed away  with  imperturbable  temper;  merelv 
hinting  to  Miller,  in  private,  that  he  was  going 
too  fast,  and  that  it  would  be  impossible  to  keep 
it  up.  Diogenes  highly  approved  ; he  would 
have  become  the  willing  slave  of  any  tyranny 
which  should  insist  that  every  adult  male  sub- 
ject should  pull  twenty  miles,  and  never  im- 
bibe more  than  a quart  of  liquid  in  the  tw'enty- 
four  hours.  Tom  was  inclined  to  like  it,  as  it 
helped  him  to  realize  tlie  proud  fact  that  he  was 
actually  in  the  boat.  The  rest  of  the  crew  w'ere 
in  all  stages  of  mutiny,  and  were  only  kept  from 
breaking  out  by  their  fondness  for  the  Cap- 
tain and  the  knowledge  that  Miller  was  going 
in  a few  days.  As  it  w'as,  Blake  was  the  only 
one  who  openly  rebelled.  Once  or  twice  he 
staid  away.  Miller  swore  and  grumbled,  the 
Captain  shook  his  head,  and  tlie  crew  in  gen- 
eral rejoiced. 

It  is  to  one  of  these  occasions  to  which  we 
must  now  turn.  If  the  usual  casual  voyager 
of  novels  had  been  standing  on  Sandford  lock  at 
about  four,  on  the  afternoon  of  April  • — th,  184-, 
he  might  have  beheld  the  St.  Ambrose  eight- 
oar  coming  with  a steady  swing  up  the  last 
reach.  If  such  voyager  tvere  in  the  least  con- 
versant with  the  glorious  mystery  of  rowing,  he 
w'ould  have  felt  his  heart  warm  at  the  magnifi- 
cent sweep  and  life  of  the  stroke,  and  would,  on 
the  whole,  have  been  pleased  with  the  perform- 
ance of  the  crew  generally,  considered  as  a col- 
lege crew  in  the  early  stages  of  training.  They 
came  “ hard  all”  up  to  the  pool  below  the  lock, 
the  coxswain  standing  in  the  stern  with  a tiller- 
rope  in  each  hand,  and  then  shipped  oars ; the 
lock-gates  opened  and  the  boat  entered,  and  in 
another  minute  or  two  was  moored  to  the  bank 
above  the  lock,  and  the  crew  strolled  into  the 
little  inn  tvhich  stands  by  the  lock,  and,  after 
stopping  in  the  bar  to  lay  hands  on  several 
pewters  full  of  porter,  passed  through  the  house 
into  the  quoit  and  skittle-grounds  behind. 
These  were  already  -well  filled  wdth  men  of 
other  crews,  playing  in  groups  or  looking  on  at 
the  players.  One  of  these  groups,  as  they 
passed,  seized  on  the  Captain,  and  Miller  stop- 
ped with  him  ; the  rest  of  the  St.  Ambrose  men, 
in  no  humor  for  skittles,  quoits,  or  any  relaxa- 
tion except  rest  and  grumbling,  took  possession 
of  the  first  table  and  seats  tvhich  offered,  and 
came  to  anchor. 

Then  followed  a moment  of  intense  enjoy- 
ment, of  a sort  only  appreciable  by  those  who 
have  had  a twelve  miles’  training  pull  with 
a coxswain  as  sharp  as  a needle,  and  in  an  aw- 
ful temper. 

“Ah,”  said  Drysdale,  taking  the  pewter 
down  from  his  lips  with  a sigh,  and  handing  it 
to  Tom,  who  sat  next  him,  “ by  Jove,  I feel 
better.” 

“It’s  almost  worth  while  pulling  ‘hard  all’ 
from  Abingdon  to  get  such  a thirst,”  said  an- 
other of  the  crew. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


57 


“ I’ll  tell  yon  what,  though,”  said  Drysdale, 
“to-day’s  the  last  day  you’ll  catch  me  in  this 
blessed  boat.” 

Tom  had  just  finished  his  draught,  but  did 
not  reply ; it  was  by  no  means  the  first  time 
that  Drysdale  had  announced  this  resolve. 
The  rest  were  silent  also. 

“ It’s  bad  enough  to  have  to  pull  your  heart 
out,  without  getting  abused  all  the  way  into  the 
bargain.  There  Miller  stands  in  the  stern — 
and  a devilish  easy  thing  it  is  to  stand  there  and 
walk  into  us — I can  see  him  chuckle  as  he  comes 
to  you  and  me.  Brown — ‘ Now,  2,  well  for- 
ward ‘3,  don’t  jerk;’  ‘Now,  2,  throw  your 
weight  on  the  oar  ; come,  now',  you  can  get  an- 
other pound  on.’  I hang  on  like  grim  Death 
— then  it’s  ‘ Time,  2 ; now,  3 — ’ ” 

“Well,  it’s  a great  compliment,”  broke  in 
Tom,  with  a laugh:  “he  thinks  he  can  make 
something  of  us.” 

“He’ll  make  nothing  of  us  first,  I think,” 
said  Drysdale.  “I’ve  lost  eight  pounds  in  a 
fortnight.  The  Captain  ought  to  put  me  in 
every  place  in  the  boat,  in  turn,  to  make  it  wa- 
ter-tight. I’ve  larded  the  bottom  boards  under 
my  seat  so  that  not  a drop  of  water  will  ever 
come  through  again.” 

‘ ‘ A very  good  thing  for  you,  old  fellow,”  said 
Diogenes  ; “ you  look  ten  times  better  than  you 
did  at  the  beginning  of  term.” 

“I  don’t  know  what  you  call  a good  thing, 
you  old  fluter.  I’m  obliged  to  sit  on  my  hip- 
bones— I can’t  go  to  a lecture — all  the  tutors 
think  I’m  poking  fun  at  them,  and  put  me  on 
directly.  I haven’t  been  able  to  go  to  lecture 
these  ten  days.” 

“ So  fond  of  lecture  as  he  is,  too,  poor  fel- 
low!” put  in  Tom. 

“ But  they’ve  discommonsed  me  for  staying 
away,”  said  Drysdale  ; “ not  that  I care  much  for 
that,  though.” 

“Well,  Miller  goes  down  to-morrow  morn- 
ing— I hoard  him  say  so,”  said  another. 

“Then  we’ll  memorialize  the  Captain,  and 
get  out  of  these  Abingdon  pulls.  Life  isn’t 
worth  having,  at  this  rate.” 

“No  other  boat  has  been  below  Sandford 
yet.” 

And  so  they  sat  on  and  plotted,  and  soon 
most  of  the  other  crews  started.  And  then 
they  took  their  turn  at  skittles,  and  almost  for- 
got their  grievances,  which  must  be  explained 
to  those  who  don’t  know'  the  river  at  Oxford. 

The  river  runs  along  the  south  of  the  city, 
getting  into  the  university  quarter  after  it  pass- 
es under  the  bridge  connecting  Berks  and  Ox- 
fordshire, over  which  is  the  road  to  Abingdon. 
J ust  below  this  bridge  are  the  boat-builders’  es- 
tablishments on  both  sides  of  the  river,  and  then 
on  the  Oxfordshire  side  is  Christchurch  mead- 
ow, opposite  which  is  moored  the  university 
barge.  Here  is  the  goal  of  all  university  races  ; 
and  the  race-course  stretches  away  down  the 
river  for  a mile  and  a half,  and  a little  below 
the  starting-place  of  the  races  is  Iffley  Lock. 
The  next  lock  below  lifleyis  the  Sandford  Lock 


(where  we  left  our  boat’s  crcw'  playing  at  skit- 
tles), which  is  about  a mile  and  a half  below 
Iffley.  Below  Sandford  there  is  no  lock  till  you 
get  to  Abingdon,  a distance  of  six  miles  and 
more  by  the  river.  Now,  inasmuch  as  the  long- 
est distance  to  be  rowed  in  the  races  is  only  the 
upper  mile  and  a half  from  Iffley  to  the  univer- 
sity barge,  of  course  all  the  crew's  think  them- 
selves very  hardly  treated  if  they  are  taken  far- 
ther than  to  Sandford.  Pulling  “hard  all” 
from  Sandford  to  Iffley,  and  then  again  from 
Iffley  over  the  regular  course,  ought  to  be  enough, 
in  all  conscience.  So  chorus  the  crews  ; and 
most  captains  and  coxswains  give  in.  But  here 
and  there  some  enemy  of  his  kind — some  un- 
comfortable, worriting,  energizing  mortal,  like 
Miller — gets  command  of  a boat,  and  then  the 
unfortunate  crew  are  dragged,  bemoaning  their 
fate,  down  below  Sandford,  where  no  friendly 
lock  intervenes  to  break  the  long,  steady  swing 
of  the  training  pull  every  two  miles,  and  the 
result  for  the  time  is  blisters  and  mutiny.  I 
am  bound  to  add  that  it  generally  tells,  and  that 
the  crew  which  has  been  undergoing  that  peine 
forte  et  dure  is  very  apt  to  get  the  change  out 
of  it  on  the  nights  of  hard  races. 

So  the  St.  Ambrose  crew  played  out  their 
skittles,  and  settled  to  appeal  to  the  Ca]jtain  in 
a body  the  next  day,  after  Miller’s  departure ; 
and  then,  being  summoned  to  the  boat,  they 
took  to  the  water  again,  and  paddled  steadily 
up  home,  arriving  just  in  time  for  hall  for  those 
Avho  liked  to  hurry.  Drysdale  never  liked  hur- 
rying himself ; besides,  he  could  not  dine  in 
hall,  as  he  was  discommonsed  for  persistent  ab- 
sence from  lectures,  and  neglect  to  go  to  the 
Dean  when  sent  for  to  explain  his  absence. 

“I  say.  Brown,  hang  hall,”  he  said  to  Tom, 
who  was  throwing  on  his  things;  “come  and 
dine  with  me  at  the  Mitre.  I’ll  give  you  a 
bottle  of  hock ; it’s  very  good  there.” 

“ Hock’s  about  the  worst  thing  you  can  drink 
in  training,”  said  Miller.  “ Isn’t  it,  Jervis  ?” 

“It’s  no  good,  certainly,”,  said  the  Captain, 
as  he  put  on  his  cap  and  gown  ; “’come  along. 
Miller.” 

“ There,  you  hear  ?”  said  Miller.  “ You  can 
drink  a glass  of  sound  sherry,  if  you  want  wine ;” 
and  he  followed  the  Captain, 

Drysdale  performed  a defiant  pantomime  after 
the  retiring  coxswain,  and  then  easily  carried  his 
point  with  Tom,  except  as  to  the  hock.  So  they 
walked  up  to  the  Mitre  together,  where  Drys- 
dale ordered  dinner  and  a bottle  of  hock  in  the 
coffee-room, 

“Don’t  order  hock,  Drysdale  ; I shan’t  drink 
any.”  • 

“ Then  I shall  have  it  all  to  my  own  cheek. 
If  you  begin  making  a slave  of  j'ourself  to  that 
Miller,  he’ll  very  soon  cut  you  down  to  a glass 
of  water  a day,  with  a pinch  of  rhubarb  in  it, 
and  make  you  drink  that  standing  on  your 
heq,d.” 

“Gammon  ! but  I don’t  think  it’s  fair  on  the 
rest  of  the  crow  not  to  train  as  well  as  one  can.” 

“ You  don’t  suppose  drinking  a pint  of  hock 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


to-night  will  make  you  pull  any  the  worse  this 
day  six  weeks,  when  the  races  begin,  do  you  ?” 

“No  ; but — ” 

“ Hallo  ! look  here  !”  said  Drysdale,  who  was 
inspecting  a printed  bill  pinned  up  on  the  wall 
of  the  coffee-room;  “Wombwell’s  menagerie 
is  in  the  town,  somewhere  down  by  Worcester, 
What  fun  ! We’ll  go  there  after  dinner.” 

The  food  arrived,  with  Drysdale’s  hock,  wl’iich 
he  seemed  to  enjoy  all  the  more  from  the  as- 
surance which  every  glass  gave  him  that  he  was 
defying  the  coxswain,  and  doing  just  the  thing 
he  would  most  dislike.  So  he  drank  away,  and 
facetiously  speculated  how  he  could  be  such  an 
idiot  as  to  go  on  pulling.  Every  day  of  his  life 
he  made  good  resolutions  in  the  reach  above  the 
Gut  that  it  should  be  his  last  performance,  and 
always  broke  them  next  day.  He  supposed  the 
habit  he  had  of  breaking  all  good  resolutions 
was  the  way  to  account  for  it. 

After  dinner  they  set  off  to  find  the  wild- 
beast  show  ; and,  as  they  will  be  at  least  a quar- 
ter of  an  hour  reaching  it,  for  the  pitch  is  in  a 
part  of  the  suburbs  little  known  to  gownsmen, 
the  opportunity  may  be  seized  of  making  a few 
remarks  to  the  patient  reader,  which  impatient 
readers  are  begged  to  skip. 

Our  hero,  on  his  first  appearance  in  public 
some  years  since,  was,  without  his  own  consent, 
at  once  patted  on  the  back  by  the  good-natured 
critics,  and  enrolled  for  better  or  woi’se  in  the 
brotherhood  of  muscular  Christians,  who  at  that 
time  were  beginning  to  be  recognized  as  an  act- 
ual and  lusty  portion  of  general  British  life. 
As  his  biographer,  I am  not  about  to  take  ex- 
ceptions to  his  enrollment;  for,  after  consider- 
ing the  persons  up  and  down  her  Majesty’s  do- 
minions to  whom  the  new  nickname  has  been 
applied,  the  principles  which  they  are  supposed 
to  hold,  and  the  sort  of  lives  they  are  supposed 
to  lead,  I can  not  see  where  he  could  in  these 
times  have  fallen  upon  a nobler  brotherhood. 
I am  speaking,  of  course,  under  correction,  and 
with  only  a slight  acquaintance  with  the  faith 
of  muscular  Christianity,  gathered  almost  en- 
tirely from  tlie  witty  expositions  and  comments 
of  persons  of  a somewhat  dyspeptic  habit,  who 
are  not  among  the  faithful  themselves.  Indeed, 
I am  not  aware  that  any  authorized  articles  of 
belief  have  been  sanctioned  or  published  by  the 
sect.  Church,  or  whatever  they  may  be.  More- 
over, at  the  age  at  which  our  hero  has  arrived, 
and  having  regard  to  his  character,  I should  say 
that  he  has  in  all  likelihood  thought  very  little 
on  the  subject  of  belief,  and  would  scarcely  be 
able  to  give  any  formal  account  of  his  own  be- 
yond that  contained  in  the  Church  Catechism, 
which  I for  one  thirdc  may  very  well  satisfy  him 
for  the  present.  Nevertheless,  had  he  been  sud- 
denly caught  at  the  gate  of  St.  Ambrose’s  Col- 
lege by  one  of  the  gentlemen  who  do  the  classi- 
fying for  the  British  public,  and  accosted  ^ith, 
“ Sir,  you  belong  to  a body  whose  creed  is  to 
fear  God,  and  walk  one  thousand  miles  in  one 
thousand  hours ;”  I believe  he  would  have  re- 
plied, “Do  I,  sir?  I’m  very  glad  to  hear  it. 


They  must  be  a very  good  set  of  fellows.  How 
many  weeks’  training  do  they  allow  ?” 

But  in  the  course  of  my  inquiries  on  the  sub- 
ject of  muscular  Christians,  their  works  and 
ways,  a fact  has  forced  itself  on  my  attention, 
which,  for  the  sake  of  ingenious  youth,  like  my 
hero,  ought  not  to  be  passed  over.  I find,  then, 
that,  side  by  side  with  these  muscular  Christians, 
and  apparently  claiming  some  sort  of  connection 
with  them  (the  same  concern,  as  the  pirates  of 
trade-marks  say),  have  risen  up  another  set  of 
persons,  against  whom  I desire  to  caution  my 
readers  and  my  hero,  and  to  warn  the  latter  that 
I do  not  mean  on  any  jiretense  whatever  to  al- 
low him  to  connect  himself  with  them,  however 
much  he  may  be  taken  with  their  ofi-hand, 
“hail-brother  well-met”  manner  and  dress, 
which  may  easily  lead  careless  observers  to  take 
the  counterfeit  for  the  true  article.  I must  call 
the  persons  in  question  “musclemen,”  as  distin- 
guished from  muscular  Christians  ; the  only 
point  in  common  betw'een  the  two  being  that 
both  hold  it  to  be  a good  thing  to  have  strong 
and  well-exercised  bodies,  ready  to  be  put  at  the 
shortest  notice  to  any  work  of  which  bodies  are 
capable,  and  to  do  it  well.  Here  all  likeness 
ends;  for  the  “muscleman”  seems  to  have  no 
belief  whatever  as  to  the  purposes  for  which  his 
body  has  been  given  him,  except  some  hazy  idea 
that  it  is  to  go  up  and  down  the  world  with  him, 
belaboring  men  and  captivating  women  for  his 
benefit  or  pleasure,  at  once  the  servant  and  fo- 
menter  of  those  fierce  and  brutal  passions  which 
he  seems  to  think  it  a necessity,  and  rather  a fine 
thing  than  otherwise,  to  indulge  and  obey. 
Whereas,  so  far  as  I know,  the  least  of  the  mus- 
cular Christians  has  hold  of  the  old  chivalrous 
and  Christian  belief,  that  a man’s  body  is  given 
him  to  be  trained  and  brought  into  subjection, 
and  then  used  for  the  protection  of  the  weak,  the 
advancement  of  all  righteous  causes,  and  the 
subduing  of  the  earth  which  God  has  given  to 
the  children  of  men.  He  does  not  hold  that 
mere  strength  or  activity  are  in  themselves  wor- 
thy of  any  respect  or  worship,  or  that  one  man 
is  a bit  better  than  another  because  he  can 
knock  him  down,  or  carry  a bigger  sack  of  pota- 
toes than  he.  For  mere  power,  whether  of  body 
or  intellect,  he  has  (I  hope  and  believe)  no  rever- 
ence whatever,  though,  cceteris paribus,  he  would 
probably  himself,  as  a matter  of  taste,  prefer  the 
man  who  can  lift  a hundred-weight  round  his 
head  with  his  little  finger,  to  the  man  who  can 
construct  a string  of  perfect  Sorites,  or  expound 
the  doctrine  of  “contradictory  inconceivables.” 
The  above  remarks  occur  as  our  hero  is  march-  ' 
ing  innocently  down  towards  his  first  “town  and 
gown”  row,  and  I should  scarcely  like  to  see 
him  in  the  middle  of  it,  without  protesting  that 
it  is  a mistake.  I know  that  he  and  other 
youngsters  of  his  kidney  will  have  fits  of  fighting, 
or  desiring  to  fight  with  their  poorer  brethren,  just 
as  children  have  the  measles.  But  the  shorter 
the  fit  the  better  for  the  patient,  for,  like  the 
measles,  it  is  a great  mistake,  and  a most  unsat- 
isfactoiy  complaint.  If  they  can  escape  it  alto- 


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gether,  so  much  the  belter.  But,  instead  of 
treating  the  fit  as  a disease,  “ musclemen”  pro- 
fessors are  wont  to  represent  it  as  a state  of 
health,  and  to  let  their  disciples  run  about  in 
middle  age  with  the  measles  on  them  as  strong 
as  ever.  Now,  although  our  hero  had  the  mea- 
sles on  him  at  this  particular  time,  and  the  pas- 
sage of  arms  which  I am  about  shortly  to  de- 
scribe led  to  results  of  some  importance  in  his 
history,  and  can  not  therefore  be  passed  over, 
yet  I wish  at  the  same  time  to  disclaim,  both  in 
my  sponsorial  and  individual  character,  all  sym- 
pathy with  town  and  gown  rows,  and  with  all 
other  class  rows  and  quarrels  of  every  sort  and 
kind,  whether  waged  with  sword,  pen,  tongue, 
fist,  or  otherwise.  Also  to  say  that  in  all  such 
rows,  so  far  as  I have  seen  or  read,  from  the  time 
when  the  Roman  plebs  marched  out  to  Mons 
Sacer,  down  to  1848,  when  the  English  chartists 
met  on  Kennington  Common,  the  upper  classes 
are  most  to  blame.  It  may  be  that  they  are  not 
the  aggressors  on  any  given  occasion  : very  pos- 
sibly they  may  carry  on  the  actual  fighting  with 
more  fairness  (though  this  is  by  no  means 
true  as  a rule)  ; nevertheless  the  state  of  feel- 
ing which  makes  such  things  possible,  especially 
in  England,  where  men  in  general  are  only  too 
ready  to  be  led  and  taught  by  their  superiors  in 
rank,  may  be  fairly  laid  at  their  door.  Even  in 
the  case  of  strikes,  which  just  now  will  of  course 
be  at  once  thrown  in  my  teeth,  I say  fearlessly. 
Let  any  man  take  the  trouble  to  study  the  ques- 
tion honestly,  and  he  will  come  to  the  conviction 
that  all  combinations  of  the  men  for  the  purpose 
of  influencing  the  labor  market,  whether  in  the 
much  and  unjustly  abused  Trades’  Societies,  or 
in  other  .forms,  have  been  defensive  organiza- 
tions, and  that  the  masters  might,  as  a body, 
over  and  over  again  have  taken  the  sting  out  of 
them  if  they  would  have  acted  fairly,  as  many 
individuals  among  them  have  done.  Whether 
it  may  not  be  too  late  now,  is  a tremendous 
question  for  England,  but  one  which  time  only 
can  decide. 

When  Drysdale  and  Tom  at  last  found  the 
caravans,  it  was  just  getting  dark.  Something 
of  a crowd  had  collected  outside,  and  there  was 
some  hissing  as  they  ascended  the  short  flight 
of  steps  which  led  to  the  platform  in  front  of 
the  show  ; but  they  took  no  notice  of  it,  paid 
their  money,  and  entered. 

Inside  they  found  an  exciting  scene.  The 
place  was  pretty  well  lighted,  and  the  birds  and 
beasts  were  all  alive  in  their  several  dens  and 
cages,  walking  up  and  down,  and  each  uttering 
remonstrances  after  its  own  manner,  the  shrill 
notes  of  birds  mingling  with  the  moan  of  the 
beasts  of  prey  and  chattering  of  the  monkeys. 
Feeding-time  had  been  put  off  till  night  to  suit 
the  under-graduates,  and  the  under-graduates 
were  proving  their  appreciation  of  the  attention 
by  playing  off  all  manner  of  practical  jokes  on 
birds  and  beasts,  their  keepers,  and  such  of  the 
public  as  had  been  rash  enough  to  venture  in. 
At  the  fiirther  end  was  the  keeper,  who  did  the 
showman,  vainly  endeavoring  to  go  through  his 


usual  jog-trot  description.  Ilis  monotone  was 
drowned  every  minute  by  the  chorus  of  voices, 
each  shouting  out  some  new  fact  in  natural 
history  touching  the  biped  or  quadruped  whom 
the  keeper  was  attempting  to  describe.  At 
that  day  a great  deal  of  this  sort  of  chaff  was 
current,  so  that  the  most  dunder-headed  boy 
had  plenty  on  the  tip  of  his  tongue.  A small 
and  indignant  knot  of  towns-people,  headed  by 
a stout  and  severe  middle-aged  woman,  with 
two  big  boys,  her  sons,  followed  the  keeper,  en- 
deavoring, by  caustic  remarks  and  withering 
glances,  to  stop  the  flood  of  chaff,  and  restore 
the  legitimate  authority,  and  the  reign  of  keep- 
er and  natural  history. 

At  another  point  was  a long  Irishman  in  cap 
and  gown,  who  had  clearly  had  as  much  wine 
as  he  could  carry,  close  to  the  bars  of  the  pan- 
ther’s den,  through  which  he  was  earnestly  en- 
deavoring, with  the  help  of  a crooked  stick,  to 
draw  the  tail  of  whichever  of  the  beasts  stopped 
for  a moment  in  its  uneasy  walk.  On  the  oth- 
er side  were  a set  of  men  bent  on  burning  the 
wretched  monkeys’  fingers  with  the  lighted 
ends  of  their  cigars,  in  which  they  seemed  suc- 
cessful enough,  to  judge  by  the  angry  chatter- 
ings  and  shriekings  of  their  victims. 

The  two  new-comers  paused  for  a moment  on 
the  platform  inside  the  curtain  ; and  then  Drys- 
dale, rubbing  his  hands,  and  in  high  glee  at  the 
sight  of  so  much  misrule  in  so  small  a place, 
led  the  way  down  on  to  the  floor  deep  in  saw- 
dust, exclaiming,  “ Well,  this  is  a lark ! We’re 
just  in  for  all  the  fun  of  the  fair.” 

Tom  followed  his  friend,  who  made  straight 
for  the  showman,  and  planted  himself  at  his 
side,  just  as  that  worthy,  pointing  with  his  pole, 
w'as  proceeding : 

“This  is  the  jackal  from — ” 

“The  Caribee  Ilielands,  of  which  I’m  a na- 
tive mysel’,”  shouted  a gownsman. 

“This  is  the  jackal,  or  lion’s  provider,”  be- 
gan again  the  much-enduring  keeper. 

“Who  always  goes  before  the  lion  to  pur- 
wide his  purwisions,  purwiding  there’s  any 
thing  to  purwide,”  put  in  Drysdale. 

“Hem — really  I do  think  it’s  scandalous  not 
to  let  the  keeper  tell  about  the  beasteses,”  said 
the  unfortunate  matron,  with  a half  turn  to- 
wards the  persecutors,  and  grasping  her  bag. 

“My  dear  madam,”  said  Drysdale,  in  his 
softest  voice,  “I  assure  you  he  knows  nothing 
about  the  beasteses.  We  are  Doctor  Buck- 
land’s  favorite  pupils,  are  also  well  known  to 
the  great  Panjandrum,  and  have  eaten  more 
beasteses  than  the  keeper  has  ever  seen.” 

“ I don’t  know  who  you  are,  young  man,  but 
you  don’t  know  how  to  behave  yourselves,”  re- 
joined the  outraged  female;  and  the  keeper, 
giving  up  the  jackal  as  a bad  job,  pointing  with 
his  pole,  proceeded : 

“The  little  hanimal  in  the  upper  cage  is  the 
hopossum  of  North  America — ” 

“ The  misguided  offspring  of  the  raccoon  and 
the  gum-tree,”  put  in  one  of  his  tormentors. 

Here  a frightful  roaring  and  struggling  at  a 


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little  distance,  mingled  with  shouts  of  laughter, 
and  “Hold  on,  Pat!”  “Go  it,  panther!”  in- 
ten-upted  the  lecture,  and  caused  a rush  to  the 
other  side,  where  the  long  Irishman,  Donovan 
by  name,  with  one  foot  against  the  bars,  was 
holding  on  to  the  tail  of  one  of  the  panthers, 
which  he  had  at  length  managed  to  catch  hold 
of.  The  next  moment  he  was  flat  on  his  back 
in  the  sawdust,  and  his  victim  was  bounding 
wildly  about  the  cage.  The  keeper  hurried 
away  to  look  after  the  outraged  panther;  and 
Drysdale,  at  once  installing  himself  as  show- 
man, began  at  the  next  cage — 

“ This  is  the  wild  man  of  the  woods,  or  whan- 
gee-tangee,the  most  untamable — good  Heavens, 
ma’am,  take  care!”  and  he  seized  hold  of  the 
unfortunate  woman  and  pulled  her  away  from 
the  bars. 

“ Oh,  goodness  !”  she  screamed,  “ it’s  got  my 
tippet ! oh.  Bill,  Peter,  catch  hold!”  Bill  and 
Peter  proved  unequal  to  the  occasion,  but  a 
gownsman  seized  the  vanishing  tippet,  and,  af- 
ter a moment’s  struggle  with  the  great  ape,  re- 
stored a meagre  half  to  the  proper  owner,  while 
Jacko  sat  grinning  over  the  other  half,  picking 
it  to  pieces.  The  poor  woman  had  now  had 
enough  of  it,  and  she  hurried  off  with  her  two 
boys,  followed  by  the  few  towns-people  who 
were  still  in  the  shoAV,  to  lay  her  case  directly 
before  the  mayor,  as  she  informed  the  delin- 
quents from  the  platform  before  disappearing. 
Her  wrongs  Avere  likely  to  be  more  speedily 
avenged,  to  judge  by  the  angry  murmurs  which 
arose  outside  immediately  after  her  exit. 

But  still  the  high  jinks  Avent  on,  DonoA-an 
leading  all  mischief,  until  the  master  of  the 
menagerie  appeared  inside  and  remonstrated 
with  the  men.  “ He  must  send  for  the  po- 
lice,” he  said,  “if  they  Avould  not  leave  the 
beasts  alone.  He  had  put  off  the  feeding  in 
order  to  suit  them ; Avould  they  let  his  keepers 
feed  the  beasts  quietly  ?”  The  threat  of  the 
police  Avas  received  Avith  shouts  of  defiance  by 
some  of  the  men,  though  the  greater  part 
seemed  of  the  opinion  that  matters  Avere  get- 
ting serious. 

The  proposal  for  feeding,  hoAvever,  Avas  Avel- 
comed  by  all,  and  compai'ative  quiet  ensued 
for  some  ten  minutes,  Avhile  the  baskets  of 
joints,  bread,  stale  fish,  and  potatoes  Avere 
brought  in,  and  the  contents  distributed  to  the 
famishing  occupants  of  the  cages.  In  the  in- 
terval of  peace  the  shoAvman-keeper,  on  a hint 
from  his  master,  again  began  his  round.  But 
the  spirit  of  mischief  Avas  abroad,  and  it  only 
needed  this  to  make  it  break  out  again.  In 
another  tAvo  minutes  the  beasts,  from  the  lion 
to  the  smallest  monkey,  Avere  struggling  for 
their  suppers  Avith  one  or  more  under-gradu- 
ates ; the  elephant  had  torn  the  gOAvn  off  Dono- 
A'an’s  back,  having  only  just  missed  his  arm; 
the  manager,  in  a confusion  Avorthy  of  the 
ToAver  of  Babel,  sent  off  a keeper  for  the  city 
police,  and  turned  the  gas  out. 

The  audience,  after  the  first  moment  of 
surprise  and  indignation,  groped  their  Avay  to- 


wards the  steps  and  mounted  the  platform, 
where  they  held  a council  of  war.  Should 
they  stay  where  they  Avere,  or  make  a sally  at 
once,  break  through  the  croAvd,  and  get  back  to 
their  colleges.  It  Avas  curious  to  see  how  in 
that  short  minute  individual  character  came 
out,  and  the  coAvard,  the  cautious  man,  the 
resolute,  prompt  Englishman,  each  Avas  there, 
and  more  than  one  species  of  each. 

Donovan  was  one  of  the  last  up  the  steps, 
and,  as  he  stumbled  up,  caught  something  of 
the  question  before  the  house.  He  shouted 
loudly  at  once  for  descending  and  offering  bat- 
tle. “But,  boys,”  he  added,  “first  Avait  till  I 
adthress  the  meeting,”  and  he  made  for  the 
opening  in  the  canvas  through  Avhich  the  out- 
side platform  was  reached.  Stump  oratory 
and  a free  fight  were  just  the  tAA'o  temptations 
which  Donovan  was  wholly  unable  to  resist ; 
and  it  was  with  a face  radiant  Avith  devil-may- 
care  delight  that  he  burst  through  the  opening, 
folloAved  by  all  the  rest  (who  felt  that  the  mat- 
ter Avas  out  of  their  hands,  and  must  go  its 
own  Avay  after  the  Irishman),  and  rolling  to 
the  front  of  the  outside  platform,  rested  one 
hand  on  the  rail,  and  AAwed  the  other  grace- 
fully toAA'ards  the  croAvd.  This  Avas  the  signal 
for  a burst  of  defiant  shouts  and  hissing.  Dono- 
van stood  blandly  Avaving  his  hand  for  silence. 
Drysdale,  running  his  eye  over  the  mob,  turn- 
ed to  the  rest  and  said,  “There’s  nothing  to 
stop  us,  not  twenty  groAvn  men  in  the  Avhole 
lot.”  Then  one  of  the  men  lighting  upon  the 
drumsticks,  which  the  usual  man  in  corduroys 
had  hidden  away,  began  beating  the  big  drum 
furiously.  One  of  the  unaccountable  whims 
which  influence  croAvds  seized  on  the  mob,  and 
there  was  almost  perfect  silence.  This  seemed 
to  take  Donovan  by  surprise.  The  open  air 
Avas  having  the  common  effect  on  him ; he 
was  getting  unsteady  on  his  legs,  and  his 
brains  were  Avandering.  “Noav’s  your  time, 
DonoA-an,  my  boy — begin.” 

“Ah  yes,  to  be  sure,  what’ll  I say?  let’s 
sec,”  said  DonoA-an,  putting  his  head  on  one 
side  : 

“ Friends,  Romans,  countrymen  !”  suggested 
some  Avag. 

“To  be  sure,”  cried  DonoA'an ; “Friends, 
Romans,  countrymen,  lend  me  your  ears.” 

“ Bravo,  Pat,  Avell  begun ; pull  their  earsAvell 
A\dien  you’ve  got’  em.” 

“Bad  luck  to  it!  whercAvasI?  you  diA'cls 
— I mean  ladies  and  gentlemen  of  Oxford  city 
— as  I Avas  saying,  the  poets — ” 

Then  the  storm  of  shouting  and  hissing 
arose  again,  and  Donovan,  after  an  ineffectual 
attempt  or  two  to  go  on,  leaned  forAvard  and 
shook  his  fist  generally  at  the  mob.  Luckily 
for  him,  there  Avere  no  stones  about ; but  one 
of  the  crowd,  catching  the  first  missile  at 
hand,  wdiich  happened  to  be  a cabbage-stalk, 
sent  it  with  true  aim  at  the  enraged  orator. 
He  jerked  his  head  on  one  side  to  avoid  it ; the 
motion  unsteadied  his  cap;  he  threw  up  his 
hand,  which,  instead  of  catching  the  falling  cap, 


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as  it  was  meant  to  do,  sent  it  spinning  among 
the  crowd  below.  The  owner,  without  a mo- 
ment’s hesitation,  clapped  both  hands  on  the 
bar  before  him  and  followed  his  property,  vault- 
ing over  on  to  the  heads  of  those  nearest  the 
platform,  among  whom  he  fell,  scattering  them 
right  and  left. 

“ Come  on,  gown,  or  he’ll  he  murdered,”  sang 
out  one  of  Donovan’s  friends.  Tom  was  one 
of  the  first  down  the  steps.  They  ruslied  to  the 
spot  in  another  moment,  and  the  Irishman  rose, 
plastered  with  dirt,  but  otherwise  none  the  worse 
for  his  feat ; his  cap,  covered  with  mud,  was 
proudly  stuck  on,  hind  part  before.  He  was 
of  course  thirsting  for  battle,  but  not  quite  so 
much  master  of  his  strength  as  usual ; so  his 
two  friends,  who  were  luckily  strong  and  big 
men,  seized  him,  one  to  each  arm. 

“ Come  along,  keep  together,”  was  the  word ; 
“there’s  no  time  to  lose.  Push  for  the  corn- 
market.” 

The  cry  of  “Town  ! town  !”  now  rose  on  all 
sides.  The  gownsmen  in  a compact  body,  with 
Donovan  in  the  middle,  pushed  rapidly  across 
the  open  s])ace  in  which  the  caravans  were  set 
up  and  gained  the  street.  Here  they  were  com- 
paratively safe : they  were  followed  close,  but 
could  not  be  surrounded  by  the  mob.  And  now 
again  a by-stander  might  have  amused  himself 
by  noting  the  men’s  characters.  Three  or  four 
pushed  rapidly  on,  and  were  out  of  sight  ahead 
in  no  time.  The  greater  part,  without  showing 
any  actual  signs  of  fear,  kept  steadily  on  at  a 
good  pace.  Close  behind  these,  Donovan  strug- 
gled violently  with  his  two  conductors,  and 
shouted  defiance  to  the  town ; while  a small  and 
silent  rear-guard,  among  whom  were  Tom  and 
Drysdale,  walked  slowly  and,  to  all  appearance, 
carelessly  behind,  within  a few  yards  of  the 
crowd  of  shouting  boys  who  headed  the  advanc- 
ing town.  Tom  himself  felt  his  heart  beating 
quick,  and  I don’t  think  had  any  particular  de- 
sire for  the  fighting  to  begin,  with  such  long 
odds  on  the  town  side;  but  he  was  resolved  to 
be  in  it  as  soon  as  any  one  if  there  was  to  be 
any.  Thus  they  marched  through  one  or  two 
streets  without  any  thing  more  serious  than  an 
occasional  stone  passing  their  ears.  Another 
turn  would  have  brought  them  into  the  open 
parts  of  the  town,  within  hearing  of  the  colleges, 
when  suddenly  Donovan  broke  loose  from  his 
supporters,  and,  rushing  with  a shout  on  the  ad- 
vanced guard  of  the  town,  drove  them  back  in 
confusion  for  some  yards.  The  only  thing  to 
do  was  to  back  him  up ; so  the  rear-guard, 
shouting  “Gown!  gown!”  charged  after  him. 
The  effect  of  the  onset  was  like  that  of  Blount 
at  Flodden,  W'hen  he  saw  Marrnion’s  banner  go 
down — a wide  space  w^as  cleared  for  a moment, 
the  town  driven  back  on  to  the  pavements,  and 


away  again  some  paces  towards  college.  But  ■ 
the  charging  body  was  too  few  in  number  to  j 
improve  tlie  first  success,  or  even  to  insure  its 
own  retreat.  “ Darkly  closed  the  war  around.”  , 


The  town  lapped  on  them  from  the  pavements, 
and  poured  on  them  down  the  middle  of  the 
street,  before  they  had  time  to  rally  and  stand 
together  again.  What  happened  to  the  rest — 
who  was  down,  who  up,  wlio  fought,  who  fled — 
Tom  had  no  time  to  inquire ; for  he  found  him- 
self suddenly  the  centre  of  a yelling  circle  of 
enemies.  So  he  set  his  teeth  and  buckled  to 
his  work ; and  the  thought  of  splendid  single 
combat,  and  glory  such  as  he  had  read  of  in  col- 
lege stories,  and  tradition  handing  him  down 
as  the  hero  of  that  great  night,  flashed  into  his 
head  as  he  cast  his  eye  round  for  foemcn  worthy 
of  his  steel.  None  such  appeared  ; so,  selecting 
the  one  most  of  his  own  size,  he  squared  and 
advanced  on  him.  But  the  challenged  one  de- 
clined the  combat,  and  kept  retreating;  while 
from  behind  and  the  sides  one  after  another  of 
the  “ town,”  rushing  out,  dealt  Tom  a blow  and 
vanished  again  into  the  crowd.  For  a moment 
or  two  he  kept  his  head  and  temper  ; the  assail- 
ants individually  were  too  insignificant  to  put 
out  his  strength  upon ; but  head  and  temper 
were  rapidly  going ; he  was  like  a bull  in  the 
arena  Avith  the  picadores  sticking  their  little 
javelins  in  him.  A smart  blow  on  the  nose, 
which  set  a myriad  of  stars  dancing  before  his 
eyes,  finished  the  business,  and  he  rushed  after 
the  last  assailant,  dealing  blows  to  right  and 
left,  on  small  and  great.  The  mob  closed  in  on 
him,  still  avoiding  attacks  in  front,  but  on  flank 
and  rear  they  hung  on  him  and  battered  at  him. 
He  had  to  turn  sharply  round  after  every  step 
to  shake  himself  clear,  and  at  each  turn  the 
press  thickened,  the  shouts  waxed  louder  and 
fiercer ; he  began  to  get  unsteady ; tottered, 
swayed,  and,  stumbling  over  a prostrate  youth, 
at  last  went  down  full  length  on  to  the  pave- 
ment, carrying  a couple  of  his  assailants  with 
him.  And  now  it  would  have  fared  hai'dly  with 
him,  and  he  would  scarcely  have  reached  col-, 
lege  with  sound  bones — for  1 am  sorry  to  say 
an  Oxford  town  mob  is  a cruel  and  brutal  one, 
and  a man  who  is  down  has  no  chance  with  it 
— but  that  for  one  moment  he  and  his  prostrate 
foes  were  so  jumbled  together  that  the  town 
could  not  get  at  him,  and  the  next  the  cry  of 
“Gown!  gown !”  rose  high  above  the  din  ; the 
town  Avere  SAvept  back  again  by  the  rush  of  a re- 
inforcement of  gownsmen,  the  leader  of  Avhom 
seized  him  by  the  shoulders  and  put  him  on  his 
legs  again ; while  his  late  antagonists  craAvled 
away  to  the  side  of  the  road. 

“ Why,  BroAvn !”  said  his  rescuer — Jervis,  the 
Captain — “ this  you  ? Not  hurt,  ch?” 

“Not  a bit,”  said  Tom. 

“Good;  come  on,  then;  stick  to  mo.”  In 
three  steps  they  joined  the  rest  of  the  gOAvn,  noAv 
numbering  some  tAventy  men.  The  mob  Avas 
close  before  them,  gathering  for  another  rush. 
Tom  felt  a cruel,  Avild  devil  beginning  to  rise  in 
him  ; he  had  never  felt  the  like  before.  This 
■ time  he  longed  for  the  next  crash,  Avhich,  happi- 
1 ly  for  him,  Avas  fated  never  to  come  off. 

I “ Your  names  and  colleges,  gentlemen,”  said 
a voice  close  behind  them  at  this  critical  mo- 


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ment.  The  “town”  set  up  a derisive  shout, 
and,  turning  round,  the  gownsmen  found  the 
velvet  sleeves  of  one  of  the  proctors  at  their  el- 
bow, and  his  satellites,  vulgarly  called  bull- 
dogs, taking  notes  of  them.  They  were  com- 
pletely caught,  and  so  quietly  gave  the  required 
information. 

“ You  will  go  to  your  colleges  at  once,”  said 
the  proctor,  “and  remain  within  gates.  You 
will  see  these  gentlemen  to  the  High  Street,” 
he  added  to  his  marshal ; and  then  strode  on  af- 
ter the  crowd,  which  was  vanishing  down  the 
street. 

The  men  turned  and  strolled  towards  the 
High  Street,  the  marshal  keeping,  in  a deferen- 
tial hut  wide-awake  manner,  pi'etty  close  to 
them,  but  without  making  any  show  of  watching 

them.  When  they  reached  the  High  Street  he 
touched  his  hat,  and  said,  civilly,  “I  hope  you 
will  go  home  now,  gentlemen  ; the  senior  proc- 
tor is  very  strict.” 

“All  right,  marshal:  good-night,”  said  the 
good-natured  ones. 

“ D his  impudence !”  growled  one  or  two 

of  the  rest,  and  the  marshal  bustled  away  after 
his  master.  The  men  looked  at  one  another  for 
a moment  or  two.  They  were  of  ditferent  col- 
leges, and  strangers.  The  High  Street  was  qui- 
et ; so,  without  the  exchange  of  a word,  after  the 
manner  of  British  youth,  they  broke  up  into  twos 
and  threes,  and  parted.  Jervis,  Tom,  and  Drys- 
dale,  who  turned  up  quite  undamaged,  saunter- 
ed together  towards  St.  Ambrose’s. 

“I  say,  where  are  we  going?”  said  Drysdale. 

“Not  to  college,  I vote,”  said  Tom. 

“ No,  there  may  be  some  more  fun.” 

“ Mighty  poor  fun,  I should  say,  you’ll  find 
it,”  said  Jervis;  “however,  if  you  will  stay,  I 
suppose  I must.  I can’t  leave  you  two  boys  by 
yourselves.” 

, “Come  along  then,  down  here.”  So  they 
turned  down  one  of  the  courts  leading  out  of  the 
High  Street,  and  so  by  back  streets  bore  up  again 
for  the  disturbed  districts. 

“Mind  and  keep  a sharp  look-out  for  the 
proctors,”  said  Jervis;  “as  much  row  as  you 
please,  but  we  mustn’t  be  caught  again.” 

“ Well,  only  let’s  keep  together  if  we  have  to 
bolt.” 

They  promenaded  in  lonely  dignity  for  some 
five  minutes,  keepingeyes  and  ears  on  fullstrain. 

“1  tell  you  what,”  said  Drysdale,  at  last,  “ it 
isn’t  fair,  these  enemies  in  the  camp  ; w'hat  with 
the  ‘ town  ’ and  their  stones  and  fists,  and  the 
proctors  with  their  ‘ name  and  college,’  we’ve 
got  the  wrong  end  of  the  stick.” 

“Both  wrong  ends,  I can  tell  you,”  said  Jer- 
vis. “ Hallo,  Brown,  your  nose  is  bleeding.” 

“ Is  it?”  said  Tom,  drawing  his  hand  across 
his  face  ; “ ’twas  that  confounded  little  fellow, 

then,  who  ran  up  to  my  side  while  I was  squar- 

ing at  the  long  party.  I felt  a sharp  crack,  and 
the  little  rascal  bolted  into  the  crowd  before  I 
could  turn  at  him.”  j 

“Cut  and  come  again,” said  Drysdale,  laugh-  | 
ing.  , ! 


“Aye,  that’s  the  regular  thing  in  these  black- 
guard street  squabbles.  Here  they  come,  then, ' 
said  Jervis.  “ Steady,  all !” 

They  turned  round  to  face  the  town,  which 
came  shouting  down  the  street  behind  them  in 
pursuit  of  one  gownsman,  a little,  harmless,  qui- 
et fellow,  who  had  fallen  in  with  them  on  his 
way  back  to  his  college  from  a tea  with  his  tu- 
tor, and,  like  a wise  man,  was  giving  them  leg- 
bail  as  hard  as  he  could  foot  it.  But  the  little 
man  was  of  a courageous,  though  prudent  soul, 
and  turned,  panting  and  gasping,  on  his  foes 
the  moment  he  found  himself  among  friends 
again. 

“ Now,  then,  stick  together;  don’t  let  them 
get  round  us,”  said  Jervis.  , 

They  walked  steadily  down  the  street,  which 
was  luckily  a narrow  one,  so  that  three  of  them 
could  keep  the  whole  of  it,  hailing  and  showing 
front  every  few  yards,  when  the  crowd  pressed 
too  much.  “ Down  with  them  ! Town  ! town  ! 
That’s  two  as  was  in  the  show.”  “ Mark  the 
velvet-capped  chap.  Town ! town !”  shouted  the 
hinder  part  of  the  mob;  but  it  was  a rabble  of 
boys,  as  before,  and  the  front  rank  took  very 
good  care  of  itself,  and  forbore  from  close  quar- 
ters. 

The  small  gownsman  had  now  got  his  wind 
again  ; and,  smarting  under  the  ignominy  of  his 
recent  flight,  -was  always  a pace  or  two  nearer 
the  crowd  than  the  other  three,  ruffling  up  like 
a little  bantam,  and  shouting  defiance  between 
the  catchings  of  his  breath. 

“You  vagabonds!  you  cowards!  Come  on 
now,  I say  ! Gown  ! gown !”  And  at  last,  em- 
boldened by  the  repeated  halts  of  the  mob,  and 
thirsting  for  revenge,  he  made  a dash  at  one  of 
the  nearest  of  the  enemy.  The  suddenness  of 
the  attack  took  both  sides  by  surprise,  then  came 
a rush  by  two  or  three  of  the  town  to  the  rescue. 

“ No,  no  ! stand  back — one  at  a time,”  shout- 
ed the  Captain,  throwing  himself  between  the 
combatants  and  the  mob.  “Go  it,  little  ’un! 
serve  him  out.  Keep  the  rest  back,  boys : 
steady !”  Tom  and  Drysdale  faced  towards  the 
crowd,  while  the  little  gownsman  and  his  antag- 
onist— who  defended  himself  vigorously  enough 
now — came  to  close  quarters  in  the  rear  of  the 
gown  line  ; too  close  to  hurt  one  another,  but 
what  with  hugging  and  cuffing,  the  townsman 
in  another  half-minute  was  sitting  quietly  on 
the  pavement  with  his  back  against  the  wall, 
his  enemy  squaring  in  front  of  him,  and  daring 
him  to  renew  the  combat.  “ Get  up,  you  cow- 
ard ! get  up,  I say,  you  coward  ! He  won’t  get 
up,”  said  the  little  man,  eagerly,  turning  to  the 
Captain.  “ Shall  I give  him  a kick  ?” 

“No,  let  the  cur  alone,”  replied  Jarvis. 
“Now,  do  any  more  of  you  want  to  fight? 
Come  on,  like  men,  one  at  a time.  I’ll  fight 
any  man  in  the  crowd.” 

Whether  the  challenge  Avould  have  been 
answered  must  rest  uncertain  ; for  now  the 
i crowd  began  to  look  back,  and  a cry  arose, 

I “ Here  they  are,  proctors!  now  they’ll  run.” 

! “ So  we  must,  by  Jove,  Brown,”  said  the 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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Captain.  “ What’s  your  college  ?”  to  the  little 
hero. 

“ Pembroke.” 

“Cut  away,  then  ; }-ou’re  close  at  home.” 

“Very  well,  if  I must:  good-night,”  and 
away  went  the  small  man  as  fast  as  lie  had 
come  ; and  it  has  never  been  heard  that  he  came 
to  further  grief  or  performed  other  feats  that 
night. 

“ Hang  it,  don’t  let’s  run,”  said  Drysdale. 

“Is  it  the  proctors?”  said  Tom.  “I  can’t 
sec  them.” 

“ Murk  the  bloody-faced  one;  kick  liim  over!” 
sang^out  a voice  in  the  crowd. 

“Thank’ee,”  said  Tom,  savagely.  “Let’s 
have  one  rush  at  them.” 

“ Look ! there’s  the  proctor’s  cap  just  through 
them  ; come  along,  boys — well,  stay  if  you  like, 
and  be  rusticated,  I’m  off and  away  went  Jer- 
vis, and  the  next  moment  Tom  and  Drysdale 
followed  the  good  example,  and,  as  they  had  to 
run,  made  the  best  use  of  their  legs,  and  in  two 
minutes  were  well  ahead  of  their  pursuers. 
They  turned  a corner  : “ Here,  Brown  ! alight 
in  this  public  ; cut  in,  and  it’s  all  right.”  Next 
moment  they  were  in  the  dark  passage  of  a quiet 
little  inn,  and  heard  with  a chuckle  part  of  the 
crowd  scurry  by  the  door  in  pursuit,  while  they 
themselves  suddenly  appeared  in  the  neat  little 
bar,  to  the  no  small  astonishment  of  its  occu- 
pants. These  were  a stout  elderly  woman  in 
spectacles,  who  was  stitching  away  at  plain  work 
in  an  arm-chair  on  one  side  of  the  fire  ; the  fore- 
man of  one  of  the  great  boat-buildei’s,  who  sat 
opposite  her,  smoking  his  pipe,  with  a long  glass 
of  clear  ale  at  his  elbow ; and  a bright-eyed, 
neat-handed  bar-maid,  who  was  leaning  against 
the  table,  and  talking  to  the  others  as  they  en- 
tered. 


CHAPTER  XII. 

THE  captain’s  NOTIONS. 

The  old  lady  dropped  her  work,  the  bar-maid 
turned  round  with  a start  and  little  ejaculation, 
and  the  foreman  stared  with  all  his  eyes  for  a 
moment,  and  then,  jumping  up,  exclaimed : 

“ Bless  us,  if  it  isn’t  Muster  Drysdale  and 
Muster  Brown,  of  Ambrose’s ! Why  what’s  the 
matter,  sir  ? Muster  Brown,  you  be  all  cover- 
ed wi’  blood,  sir.” 

‘ ‘ Oh  dear  me  ! poor  young  gentleman  !”  cried 
the  hostess.  “ Here,  Patty,  run  and  tell  Dick 
to  go  for  the  doctor,  and  get  the  best  room — ” 
“No,  please  don’t;  it’s  nothing  at  all,”  in- 
terrupted Tom,  laughing  ; “a  basin  of  cold  wa- 
ter and  a towel,  if  you  please.  Miss  Patty,  and 
I shall  be  quite  presentable  in  a minute.  I’m 
very  sorry  to  have  frightened  you  all.” 

Drysdale  joined  in  assurances  that  it  was 
nothing  but  a little  of  his  friend’s  “claret,” 
which  he  would  be  all  the  better  for  losing,  and 
watched  with  an  envious  eye  the  interest  depict- 
ed in  Patty’s  pretty  face,  as  she  hurried  in  with 
■>  basin  of  fresh-pumped  water  and  held  the 


towel.  Tom  bathed  his  face,  and  very  soon 
was  as  respectable  a member  of  society  as  usu- 
al, save  for  a slight  swelling  on  one  side  of  his 
nose. 

Drysdale  meantime — seated  on  the  table  — 
had  been  explaining  the  circumstances  to  the 
landlady  and  the  foreman.  “ And  now, 
ma’am,”  said  he,  as  Tom  joined  them  and  seat- 
ed himself  on  a vacant  chair,  “I’m  sure  you 
must  draw  famous  ale.” 

“Indeed,  sir,  I think  Dick — that’s  my  hostler, 
sir — is  as  good  a brewer  as  is  in  the  town.  We 
always  brews  at  home,  sir,  and  I hope  always 
shall.” 

“Quite  right,  ma’am,  quite  right,”  said  Drys- 
dale ; “and  I don’t  think  we  can  do  better  than 
follow  Jem  here.  Let  us  have  a jug  of  the 
same  ale  as  he  is  drinking.  And  you’ll  take 
a glass  with  us,  Jem  ? or  will  you  have  spir- 
its ?” 

Jem  was  for  another  glass  of  ale,  and  bore 
witness  to  its  being  the  best  in  Oxford,  and  Pat- 
ty drew  the  ale,  and  supplied  two  more  long 
glasses.  Drysdale,  with  apologies,  produced 
his  cigar-case ; and  Jem,  under  the  influence 
of  the  ale  and  a first-rate  Havana  (for  which 
he  deserted  his  pipe,  though  he  did  not  enjoy  it 
half  as  much),  volunteered  to  go  and  rouse  the 
yard  and  conduct  them  safely  back  to  college. 
This  offer  was  of  course  politely  declined,  and 
then,  Jem’s  hour  for  bed  having  come,  he  being 
a methodical  man,  as.  became  his  position,  de- 
parted, and  left  our  two  young  friends  in  sole 
possession  of  the  bar.  Nothing  could  have  suit- 
ed the  two  young  gentlemen  better,  and  they 
set  to  work  to  make  themselves  agreeable.  They 
listened  with  lively  interest  to  the  landlady’s 
statement  of  the  difficulties  of  a widow  woman 
in  a house  like  hers,  and  to  her  praises  of  her 
factotum  Dick,  and  her  niece  Patty.  They  ap- 
plauded her  resolution  of  not  bringing  up  her 
two  boys  in  the  publican  line,  though  they  could 
offer  no  very  available  answer  to  her  appeals  for 
advice  as  to  what  trade  they  should  be  put  to ; 
all  trades  were  so  full,  and  things  were  not  as 
they  used  to  be.  The  one  thing,  apparently, 
which  was  wanting  to  the  happiness  of  Drysdale 
at  Oxford  was  the  discovery  of  such  beer  as  he 
had  at  last  found  at  “The  Choughs.”  Dick  was 
to  come  up  to  St.  Ambrose’s  the  first  thing  in 
the  morning  and  carry  off  his  barrel,  which 
would  never  contain  in  future  any  other  liquid. 
At  last  that  worthy  appeared  in  the  bar  to  know 
when  he  was  to  shut  up,  and  was  sent  out  by 
his  mistress  to  see  that  the  street  was  clear,  for 
which  service  he  received  a shilling,  though  his 
offer  of  escort  was  declined.  And  so,  after  pay- 
ing in  a splendid  manner  for  their  entertain- 
ment, they  found  themselves  in  the  street,  and 
set  off  for  college,  agreeing  on  the  way  that  “The 
Choughs”  was  a great  find,  the  old  lady  the  best 
old  soul  in  the  world,  and  Patty  the  prettiest 
girl  in  Oxford.  They  found  the  streets  quiet, 
and  walking  quickly  along  them,  knocked  at  the 
college  gates  at  half  past  eleven.  The  stout 
porter  received  them  with  a long  face. 


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“ Senior  proctor’s  sent  down  here  an  hour 
back,  gentlemen,  to  find  whether  you  was  in 
college.” 

“You  don’t  mean  that,  porter?  How  kind 
of  him  ! What  did  you  say  ?” 

“ Said  I didn’t  know,  sir ; but  the  marshal 
said,  if  you  come  in  after,  that  you  was  to  go  to 
the  senior  proctor’s  at  half- past  nine  to-mor- 
row.” 

“ Send  my  compliments  to  the  senior  proc- 
tor,” said  Drysdale,  “and  say  I have  a very 
particular  engagement  to  - morrow  morning, 
which  will  prevent  my  having  the  pleasui'e  of 
calling  on  him.” 

“Very  good,  sir,”  said  the  porter,  giving  a 
little  dry  chuckle,  and  tapping  the  keys  against 
his  leg  ; “only  perhaps  you  wouldn’t  mind  writ- 
ing him  a note,  sir,  as  he  is  rather  a particular 
gentleman.” 

“ Didn’t  he  send  after  any  one  else?”  said 
Tom. 

“ Yes,  sir  ; Mr.  Jervis,  sir.” 

“ Well,  and  what  about  him  ?” 

“Oh,  sir,  Mr.  Jervis!  an  old  hand,  sir. 
He’d  been  in  gates  a long  time,  sir,  when  the 
marshal  came.” 

“The  sly  old  beggar!”  said  Drysdale. 
“Good-night,  porter;  mind  you  send  my  mes- 
sage to  the  proctor.  If  he  is  set  on  seeing  me 
to-morrow,  you  can  say  that  he  will  find  a 
broiled  chicken  and  a hand  at  picquet  in  my 
rooms,  if  he  likes  to  drop  in  to  lunch.” 

The  porter  looked  after  them  for  a moment, 
and  then  retired  to  his  deep  old  chair  in  the 
lodge,  pulled  his  night-cap  over  his  ears,  put 
up  his  feet  before  the  fire  on  a high  stool,  and 
folded  his  hands  on  his  lap.  “The  most  im- 
pidentest  thing  on  the  face  of  the  earth  is  a 
gcn’l’man-commoner  in  his  first  year,”  solilo- 
quized the  little  man.  “ Twould  ha’  done  that 
one  a sight  of  good,  now,  if  he’d  got  a good 
hiding  in  the  street  to-night.  But  he’s  better 
than-most  on  ’em,  too,”  he  went  on  ; “ uncom- 
mon free  with  his  tongue,  but  just  as  free  with 
his  arf-sovereigns.  Well,  I’m  not  going  to 
peach  if  the  proctor  don’t  send  again  in  the 
morning.  That  sort’s  good  for  the  college  — 
makes  things  brisk ; has  his  loin  fi'om  town, 
and  don’t  keep  no  keys.  I wonder  now  if  my 
Peter’s  been  out  a fighting  ? He’s  pretty  nigh 
as  hard  to  manage,  is  that  boy,  as  if  he  was  at 
college  hisself.” 

And  so,  muttering  over  his  domestic  and  pro- 
fessional grievances,  the  small  janitor  composed 
himself  to  a nap.  I may  add,  parenthetically, 
that  his  hopeful  Peter,  a precocious  youth  of 
seventeen,  scout’s  boy  on  No.  3 staircase- of  St. 
Ambrose’s  College,  w’as  represented  in  the  boot- 
cleaning and  errand  line  by  a substitute  for 
some  days ; and  when  he  returned  to  duty  was 
minus  a front  tooth. 

“What  fools  we  were  not  to  stick  to  the 
Captain.  I wonder  what  Ave  shall  get,”  said 
Tom,  who  was  troubled  in  his  mind  at  the 
proctor’s  message,  and  not  gifted  naturally  with 
the  recklessness  and  contempt  of  authority 


which  in  Drysdale’s  case  approached  the  sub- 
lime. 

“Who  cares  ? I’ll  be  bound  now  the  old  fox 
came  straight  home  to  earth.  Let’s  go  and 
knock  him  up.” 

Tom  assented,  for  he  was  anxious  to  con- 
sult Jervis  as  to  his  proceedings  in  the  morn- 
ing ; so  they  soon  found  themselves  drumming 
at  his  oak,  which  was  opened  shortly  by  “the 
stroke  ” in  an  old  boating-jacket.  They  follow- 
ed him  in.  At  one  end  of  his  table  stood  his 
tea-service  and  the  remains  of  his  commons, 
which  the  scout  had  not  cleared  away ; at  the 
other,  open  books,  note-books,  and  maps  show- 
ed that  the  Captain  read,  as  he  rowed — “hard 
all.” 

“ Well,  are  you  two  only  just  in  ?” 

“Only  just,  my  Captain,”  answered  Drys- 
dale. 

“Have  you  been  well  thrashed,  then  ? You 
don’t  look  much  damaged.” 

“ We  are  innocent  of  fight  since  your  sud- 
den departure — flight  shall  I call  it  ? — my  Cap- 
tain.” 

“Where  have  you  been  ?” 

“Where!  Avhy  in  the  paragon  of  all  pot- 
houses ; snug  little  bar  Avith  red  curtains  ; stout 
old  benevolent  female  in  spectacles ; bar-maid  a 
houri;  and  for  malt,  the  most  touching  tap  in 
Oxford — home-brewed,  too,  Avasn’t  it,  BroAvn  ?” 
“Yes,  the  beer  was  undeniable,”  said  Tom. 

“ Well,  and  you  dawdled  there  till  noAV  ?” 
said  Jervis. 

“ Even  so.  What  with  mobs  that  Avouldn’t 
flght  fair,  and  captains  Avho  Avould  run  aAvay, 
and  proctors  and  marshals  Avho  Avould  interfere, 
Ave  were  ‘perfectly  disgusted  Avith  the  Avhole 
proceedings,’  as  the  Scotchman  said  Avhen  he 
Avas  sentenced  to  be  hanged.” 

“Well!  HeaA’en,  they  say,  protects  children, 
sailors,  and  drunken  men ; and  AvhateA'er  an- 
SAvers  to  Heaven  in  the  academical  system  pro- 
tects freshmen,”  remarked  Jervis. 

“Not  us.  at  any  rate,”  said  Tom,  “for  we 
are  to  go  to  the  proctor  to-morroAV  morning.” 
“What!  did  he  catch  you  in  your  famous 
public  ?” 

“No;  the  marshal  came  round  to  the  por- 
ter’s lodge,  asked  if  Ave  Avere  in,  and  left  Avord 
that,  if  we  Avere  not,  Ave  Avere  to  go  to  him  in  the 
morning.  The  porter  told  us  just  noAv  as  Ave 
came  in.” 

“PshaAv!”  said  the  Captain,  with  disgust; 
“noAv  you’ll  both  be  gated  probably,  and  the 
whole  creAV  Avill  be  throAvn  out  of  gear.  Why 
couldn’t  you  have  come  home  when  I did  ?” 

“ We  do  not  propose  to  attend  the  levee  of 
that  excellent  person  in  office  to-morroAV  morn- 
ing,” said  Drysdale.  “ He  will  forget  all  about 
it.  Old  Copas  Avon’t  say  a Avord — catch  him. 
He  gets  too  much  out  of  me  for  that.” 

“Well,  you’ll  see;  I’ll  back  the  proctor’s 
memory.” 

“But,  Captain,  what  are  you  going  to 
stand  ?” 

“Stand!  nothing,  unless  you  like  a eup  of 


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cold  tea.  You’ll  get  no  wine  or  spirits  here  at 
this  time  at  night,  and  the  buttery  is  shut. 
Besides,  you’ve  had  quite  as  much  beer  as  is 
good  for  you  at  your  paragon  public.” 

“Come,  now.  Captain,  just  two  glasses  of 
sherry,  and  I’ll  promise  to  go  to  bed.” 

“ Not  a thimbleful.” 

“ You  old  tyrant !”  said  Drysdalc,  hopping 
off  his  perch  on  the  elbow  of  the  sofa.  “ Come 
along,  Brown ; let’s  go  and  draw  for  some  sup- 
per, and  a hand  at  Van- John.  There’s  sure  to 
be  some  going  up  my  staircase  ; or,  at  any  rate, 
there’s  a cool  bottle  of  claret  in  my  rooms.” 

“Stop  and  have  a talk,  Brown,”  said  the 
Captain,  and  prevailed  against  Drysdale,  who, 
after  another  attempt  to  draw  Tom  off,  depart- 
ed on  his  quest  for  drink  and  cards. 

“ He’ll  never  do  for  the  boat,  I’m  afraid,” 
said  the  Captain,  “with  his  rascally  late  hours, 
and  drinking  and  eating  all  sorts  of  trash.  It’s 
a pity,  too,  for  he’s  a pretty  oar  for  his  weight.” 

“He  is  such  uncommon  good  company,  too,” 
said  Tom. 

“Yes;  but  I’ll  tell  you  what.  He’s  just  a 
leetle  too  good  company  for  you  and  me,  or  any 
fellows  who  mean  to  take  a degree.  Let’s  see, 
this  is  only  his  third  term.  I’ll  give  him,  per- 
haps, two  more  to  make  the  place  too  hot  to 
hold  him.  Take  my  word  for  it,  he’ll  never  get 
to  his  little-go.” 

“ It  will  be  a great  pity,  then,”  said  Tom. 

“ So  it  will.  But  after  all,  you  see,  what 
does  it  matter  to  him?  He  gets  rusticated; 
takes  his  name  off  with  a flourish  of  trumpets 
— what  then  ? He  falls  back  on  £5000  a year 
in  land,  and  a good  accumulation  in  consols ; 
runs  abroad,  or  lives  in  town  for  a year.  Takes 
the  hounds  when  he  comes  of  age,  or  is  singled 
out  by  some  discerning  constituency  and  sent 
to  make  laws  for  his  country,  having  spent  the 
whole  of  his  life  hitherto  in  breaking  all  the  laws 
he  ever  came  under.  You  and  I,  perhaps,  go 
fooling  about  with  him,  and  get  rusticated.  We 
make  our  friends  miserable.  We  can’t  take  our 
names  off,  but  have  to  come  cringing  back  at  the 
end  of  our  year,  marked  men.  Keep  our  tails 
between  our  legs  for  the  rest  of  our  time.  Lose 
a year  at  our  professions,  and  most  likely  have 
the  slip  casting  up  against  us  in  one  way  or 
another  for  the  next  twenty  years.  It’s  like  the 
old  story  of  the  giant  and  the  dwarf,  or  like 
fighting  a sweep,  or  any  other  one-sided  busi- 
ness.” 

“But  I’d  sooner  have  to  fight  my  own  way 
in  the  world,  after  all;  wouldn’t  you?”  said 
Tom. 

“H — m — ml”  said  the  Captain,  throwing 
himself  back  in  the  chair,  and  smiling;  “can’t 
answer  off-hand.  I’m  a third-year  man,  and 
begin  to  see  the  other  side  rather  clearer  than 
I did  when  I was  a freshman  like  you.  Three 
years  at  Oxford,  my  boy,  will  teach  you  some- 
thing of  what  rank  and  money  count  for,  if 
they  teach  you  nothing  else.” 

“ Why  here’s  the  Captain  singing  the  same 
song  as  Hardy,”  thought  Tom. 


“ So  you  two  have  to  go  to  the  proctor  to- 
morrow ?” 

“ Yes.” 

“ Shall  you  go  ? Drysdale  won’t.” 

“Of  course  I shall.  It  seems  to  me  child- 
ish not  to  go ; as  if  I were  back  in  the  lower 
school  again.  To  tell  you  the  truth,  the  being 
sent  for  isn’t  pleasant ; but  the  other  I couldn’t 
stand.” 

“Well,  I don’t  feel  any  thing  of  that  sort. 
But  I think  you’re  right,  on  the  whole.  The 
chances  are  that  he’ll  remember  your  name, 
and  send  for  you  again  if  you  don’t  go;  and 
then  you’ll  be  Avorse  off.” 

“ You  don’t  think  he’ll  rusticate  us,  or  any 
thing  of  that  sort?”  said  Tom,  who  had  felt 
horrible  twinges  at  the  Captain’s  picture  of  the 
effects  of  rustication  on  ordinary  mortals. 

“ No ; not  unless  he’s  in  a very  bad  humor. 
I was  caught  three  times  in  one  night  in  my 
freshman’s  term,  and  only  got  an  imposition.” 
“ Then  I don’t  care,”  said  Tom.  “But  it’s 
a bore  to  have  been  caught  in  so  seedy  an  af- 
fair ; if  it  had  been  a real  good  roAV,  one  wouldn’t 
have  minded  so  mueh.” 

“Why,  what  did  you  expect?  It  was  nei- 
ther better  nor  tvorse  than  the  common  run  of 
such  things.” 

“Well,  but  three  parts  of  the  crowd  were 
boys.” 

“So  they  are  always — or  nine  times  out  of 
ten,  at  any  rate.” 

“But  there  Avas  no  real  fighting  ; at  least,  I 
only  knoAv  I got  none.” 

“ There  isn’t  any  real  fighting,  as  you  call  it, 
nine  times  out  of  ten.” 

“ What  is  there,  then  ?” 

“Why,  something  of  this  sort:  Five  shop- 
boys,  or  scouts’  boys,  full  of  sauciness,  loiter- 
ing at  an  out-of-the-Avay  street  corner.  Enter 
two  freshmen,  full  of  dignity  and  bad  Avine. 
Explosion  of  inflammable  material.  Freshmen 
mobbed  into  High  Street  or  Broad  Street,  where 
the  tables  are  turned  by  the  gathering  of  many 
more  freshmen,  and  the  mob  of  town  boys  quiet- 
ly subsides,  puts  its  hands  in  its  pockets,  and 
ceases  to  shout  ‘ Town ! town !’  The  triumph- 
ant freshmen  march  up  and  down  for  perhaps 
half  an  hour,  shouting  ‘Gown!  goAvn!’  and 
looking  furious,  but  not  half  sorry  that  the  mob 
vanishes  like  mist  at  their  approach.  Then 
come  the  proctors,  who  hunt  doAvn  and  break 
up  the  gown  in  some  half  hour  or  hour.  The 
‘ toAvn  ’ again  marches  about  in  the  ascendant, 
and  mobs  the  scattered  freshmen,  Avherever  they 
can  be  caught  in  very  small  numbers.” 

“ But,  Avith  all  your  chaff  about  freshmen, 
Captain,  you  Avere  in  it  yourself  to-night ; come 
noAv.” 

“Of  course,  Iliad  to  look  after  you  two 
boys.” 

“But  you  didn’t  knoAV  we  were  in  it  when 
you  came  up.” 

“ I was  sure  to  find  some  of  you.  Besides, 
I’ll  admit  one  don’t  like  to  go  in  Avhile  there’s 
any  eliance  of  a real  row,  as  you  eall  it,  and  so 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


gets  proctorized  in  one’s  old  age  for  one’s  pa- 
triotism.” 

“Were  you  ever  in  a real  row  ?”  said  Tom. 
“Yes,  once,  about  a year  ago.  The  fight- 
ing numbers  were  about  equal,  and  the  town  all 
grown  men — laborers  and  mechanics.  It  was 
desperate  liard  work,  none  of  your  shouting  and 
promenading.  That  Hardy,  one  of  our  Bible 
clerks,  fought  like  a Paladin.  I know  I shifted 
a fellow  in  corduroys  on  to  him,  whom  I had 
found  an  uncommon  tough  customer,  and  never 
felt  better  pleased  in  ray  life  than  when  I saw 
the  light  glance  on  his  hobnails  as  he  went  over 
into  the  gutter  two  minutes  afterwards.  It 
lasted  perhaps  ten  minutes,  and  both  sides  were 
very  glad  to  draw  off.” 

“ But  of  course  you  licked  them  ?” 

“ We  said  we  did.” 

“Well,  I believe  that  a gentleman  will  al- 
ways lick  in  a fair  fight.” 

“ Of  course  you  do,  it’s  the  orthodox  belief.” 
“ But  don’t  you  ?” 

“ Yes  ; if  he  is  as  big  and  strong,  and  knows 
how  to  fight  as  well  as  the  other.  The  odds 
are  that  he  cares  a little  more  for  giving  in,  and 
that  will  pull  him  through.” 

“ That  isn’t  saying  much,  though.” 

“No,  but  it’s  quite  as  much  as  is  true.  I’ll 
tell  you  what  it  is,  I think  just  this — that  we  are 
generally  better  in  the  fighting  way  than  shop- 
keepers, clerks,  flunkies,  and  all  fellows  who 
don’t  work  hard  with  their  bodies  all  day  ; but 
the  moment  you  come  to  the  real  hard-fisted 
fellow,  used  to  nine  or  ten  hours’  work  a day, 
he’s  a cruel  hard  customer.  Take  seventy  or 
eighty  of  them  at  haphazard,  the  first  you  meet, 
and  turn  them  into  St.  Ambrose  any  morning — 
by  night,  I take  it,  they  would  be  lords  of  this 
venerable  establishment  if  we  had  to  fight  for  the 
possession;  except,  perhaps,  for  that  Hardy  — 
he’s  one  of  a thousand,  and  was  born  for  a fight- 
ing man  ; perhaps  he  might  puli  us  through.” 

“ Why  don’t  you  try  him  in  the  boat?” 
“Miller  manages  all  that.  I spoke  to  him 
about  it  after  that  row,  but  he  said  that  Hardy 
had  refused  to  subscribe  to  the  club — said  he 
couldn’t  afford  it  or  something  of  the  sort.  I 
don’t  see  why  that  need  mattei',  myself ; but  I 
suppose,  as  we  have  rules,  we  ought  to  stick  to 
them.” 

“ It’s  a gi'eat  pity,  though.  I know  Hardy 
well,  and  you  can’t  think  what  a fine  fellow  he 
is.” 

‘ ‘ I’m  sure  of  that.  I tried  to  know  him,  and 
we  don’t  get  on  badly  as  speaking  aequaintance. 
But  he  seems  a queer,  solitary  bird.” 

Twelve  o’clock  struck ; so  Tom  wished  the 
Captain  good-night  and  departed,  meditating 
much  on  what  he  had  heard  and  seen.  The 
vision  of  terrific  single  combats,  in  which  the 
descendant  of  a hundred  earls  polishes  off  the 
huge  representative  of  the  masses  in  the  most 
finished  style,  without  a scratch  on  his  own  aris- 
tocratic features,  had  faded  from  his  mind. 

He  went  to  bed  that  night  fairly  sickened 
with  his  experience  of  a town  and  gown  row, 


and  with  a nasty  taste  in  his  mouth.  But  he 
felt  much  pleased  at  having  drawn  out  the  Cap- 
tain so  completely.  For  “ the  stroke  ” was  in 
general  a man  of  marvellous  few  words,  having 
many  better  uses  than  talking  to  put  his  breath 
to. 

Next  morning  he  attended  at  the  proctor’s 
rooms  at  the  appointed  time,  not  wdthout  some 
feeling  of  shame  at  having  to  do  so ; which, 
however,  wore  off  when  he  found  some  dozen 
men  of  other  colleges  waiting  about  on  the  same 
errand  as  himself.  In  his  turn  he  was  ushered 
in,  and,  as  he  stood  by  the  door,  had  time  to 
look  the  great  man  over  as  he  sat  making  a note 
of  the  case  he  had  just  disposed  of.  The  in- 
spection was  reassuring.  The  proctor  was  a 
gentlemanly,  straightforward-looking  man  of 
about  thirty,  not  at  all  donnish,  and  his  address 
answered  to  his  appearance. 

“ Mr.  Brown,  of  St.  Ambrose’s,  I think  ?”  he 
said. 

“ Yes,  sir.” 

‘ ‘ I sent  you  to  your  college  yesterday  even- 
ing : did  you  go  straight  home  ?” 

“No,  sir.” 

“ How  was  that,  Mr.  Brown  ?” 

Tom  made  no  answer,  and  the  proctor  looked 
at  him  steadily  for  a few  seconds,  and  then  re- 
peated ; 

“ How  was  that?” 

“ Well,  sir,”  said  Tom,  “ I don’t  mean  to  say 
I was  going  straight  to  college,  but  I should 
have  been  in  long  before  you  sent,  only  I fell  in 
with  the  mob  again,  and  then  there  was  a cry 
that  you  were  coming.  And  so — ” He  paused. 

“ Well  ?”  said  the  proctor,  with  a grim  sort 
of  curl  about  the  corners  of  his  mouth. 

“ Why,  I ran  away,  and  turned  into  the  first 
place  which  was  open,  and  stopped  till  the 
streets  were  quiet.” 

“A  public  house,  I suppose.” 

“Yes,  sir  ; ‘ The  Choughs.’  ” 

The  proctor  considered  a minute,  and  again 
scrutinized  Tom’s  look  and  manner,  which  cer- 
tainly were  straightfonvard,  and  without  any 
tinge  of  cringing  or  insolence. 

“ How  long  have  you  been  up  ?” 

“ This  is  my  second  term,  sir.” 

“ You  have  never  been  sent  to  me  before,  I 
think  ?” 

“Never,  sir.” 

“ Well,  I can’t  overlook  this,  as  you  yourself 
confess  to  a direct  act  of  disobedience.  You 
must  write  me  out  two  hundred  lines  of  Virgil. 
And  now,  Mr.  Brown,  let  me  advise  you  to  keep 
out  of  these  disreputable  street  quarrels  in  fu- 
ture. Good-morning.” 

Tom  hurried  away  wondering  what  it  would 
feel  like  to  be  writing  out  Virgil  again  as  a pun- 
ishment at  his  time  of  life,  but  glad  above  meas- 
ure that  the  proctor  had  asked  him  no  questions 
about  his  companion.  That  hero  was,  of  course, 
mightily  tickled  at  the  result,  and  seized  the  oc- 
casion to  lecture  Tom  on  his  future  conduct, 
holding  himself  up  as  a living  example  of  the 
benefits  which  were  sure  to  accrue  to  a man  who 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXI’ORD. 


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never  did  any  thing  he  was  told  to  do.  The 
soundness  of  his  reasoning,  however,  was  some- 
what shaken  by  the  Dean,  who  on  that  same 
afternoon,  managed  to  catch  him  in  quad  ; and, 
carrying  him  off,  discoursed  with  him  concern- 
ing his  various  and  systematic  breaches  of  dis- 
cipline, pointed  out  to  him  that  he  had  already 
made  such  good  use  of  his  time  that  if  lie  were 
to  be  discommonsed  for  three  more  days  he 
w’ould  lose  his  term ; and  then  took  off  his  cross, 
gave  him  a book  of  Virgil  to  write  out,  and 
gated  him  for  a fortnight  after  hall.  Drysdale 
sent  out  a scout  to  order  his  punishment  as  he 
might  have  ordered  a waistcoat,  presented  old 
Copas  with  a half-sovereign,  and  then  dismissed 
punishment  and  gating  from  his  mind.  He  cul- 
tivated with  great  success  the  science  of  mental 
gymnastics,  or  throwing  every  thing  the  least  un- 
pleasant off  his  mind  at  once.  And  no  doubt 
it  is  a science  worthy  of  all  cultivation,  if  one  de- 
sires to  lead  a comfortable  life.  It  gets  harder, 
however,  as  the  years  roll  over  us,  to  attain  to 
any  satisfactory  proficiency  in  it;  so  that  it 
should  be  mastered  as  early  in  life  as  may  be. 

The  town  and  gown  row  was  the  talk  of  the 
college  for  the  next  week.  Tom  of  course  talk- 
ed much  about  it,  like  his  neighbors,  and  con- 
fided to  one  and  another  the  captain’s  heresies. 
They  were  all  incredulous  ; for  no  one  had  ever 
heard  him  talk  as  much  in  a term  as  Tom  re- 
ported him  to  have  done  on  this  one  evening. 

So  it  was  resolved  that  he  should  be  taken  to 
task  on  the  subject  on  the  first  opportunity ; and, 
as  nobody  was  afraid  of  him,  there  was  no  difficul- 
ty in  finding  a man  to  bell  the  cat.  According- 
ly at  the  next  wine  of  the  boating  set,  the  Cap- 
tain had  scarcely  entered  when  he  was  assailed 
by  the  host  with  : 

“ Jervis,  Brown  says  you  don’t  believe  a gen- 
tleman can  lick  a cad,  unless  he  is  the  biggest 
and  strongest  of  the  two.” 

The  Captain,  who  hated  coming  out  with  his 
beliefs,  shrugged  his  shoulders,  sipped  his  wine, 
and  tried  to  turn  the  subject.  But,  seeing  that 
they  were  all  bent  on  drawing  him  out,  he  was 
not  the  man  to  run  from  his  guns ; and  so  said, 
quietly, 

“No  more  I do.” 

Notwithstanding  the  reverence  in  which  he 
was  held,  this  saying  could  not  be  allowed  to 
pass,  and  a dozen  voices  were  instantly  raised, 
and  a dozen  authentic  stories  told  to  confute 
him.  He  listened  patiently,  and  then,  seeing 
he  was  in  for  it,  said  : 

“ Never  mind  fighting.  Try  something  else  ; 
cricket,  for  instance.  The  players  generally 
beat  the  gentlemen,  don’t  they  ?” 

“ Yes ; but  they  are  professionals.” 

“Well,  and  we  don’t  often  get  a university 
crew  which  can  beat  the  watermen?” 

“ Professionals  again.” 

“I  believe  the  markers  are  the  best  tennis- 
players,  ain’t  they  ?”  persevered  the  Captain ; 
“and  I generally  find  keepers  and  huntsmen 
shooting  and  riding  better  than  their  masters, 
don’t  you  ?” 


“But  that’s  not  fair.  All  the  cases  you  put 
are  those  of  men  who  have  nothing  else  to  do, 
who  live  by  the  things  which  gentlemen  only 
take  up  for  pleasure.” 

“ I only  say  that  the  cads,  as  you  call  them, 
manage,  somehow  or  another,  to  do  them  best,” 
said  the  Captain. 

“ How  about  the  army  and  navy?  The  of- 
ficers always  lead.” 

“ Well,  there  they’re  all  professionals,  at  any 
rate,”  said  the  Captain.  “I  admit  that  the  of- 
ficers lead ; but  the  men  follow  pretty  close. 
And  in  a forlorn  hope  there  are  fifty  men  to  one 
officer,  after  all.” 

“But  they  must  be  led.  The  men  will  nev- 
er go  without  an  officer  to  lead.” 

“It’s  the  officers’  business  to  lead,  I know; 
and  they  do  it.  But  you  won’t  find  the  best 
judges  talking  as  if  the  men  wanted  much  lead- 
ing. Read  Napier : the  finest  story  in  his  book 
is  of  the  sergeant  who  gave  his  life  for  his  boy 
officer’s — your  namesake,  Browfl — at  the  Coa.” 

“Well,  I never  thought  to  hear  you  crying 
down  gentlemen.” 

“I’m  not  crying  down  gentlemen,”  said  the 
Captain.  “ I only  say  that  a gentleman’s  flesh 
and  blood  and  brains  are  just  the  same,  and  no 
better  than  another  man’s.  He  has  all  the 
chances  on  his  side  in  the  way  of  training,  and 
pretty  near  all  the  prizes ; so  it  would  be  hard 
if  he  didn’t  do  most  things  better  than  poor  men. 
But  give  them  the  chance  of  training,  and  they 
will  tread  on  his  heels  soon  enough.  That’s  all 
I say.” 

That  was  all,  certainly,  that  the  Captain  said, 
and  then  relapsed  into  his  usual  good-tempered 
monosyllabic  state ; from  which  all  the  eager- 
talk  of  the  men,  who  took  up  the  cudgels  natu- 
rally enough  for  their  own  class,  and  talked 
themselves  before  the  wine  broke  up  into  a re- 
newed consciousness  of  their  natural  superiority, 
failed  again  to  rouse  him. 

This  was,  in  fact,  the  Captain’s  weak  point, 
if  he  had  one.  He  had  strong  beliefs  himself ; 
one  of  the  strongest  of  which  was,  that  nobody 
could  be  taught  any  thing  except  by  his  own  ex- 
perience ; so  he  never,  or  very  rarely,  exercised 
his  own  personal  influence,  but  just  quietly  went 
his  own  way,  and  let  other  men  go  theirs.  An- 
other of  his  beliefs  was,  that  there  was  no  man 
or  thing  in  the  world  too  bad  to  be  tolerated ; 
faithfully  acting  up  to  which  belief,  the  Ca.ptain 
himself  tolerated  persons  and  things  intoler- 
able. 

Bearing  which  facts  in  mind,  the  reader  will 
easily  guess  the  result  of  the  application  which 
the  crew  duly  made  to  him  the  day  after  Miller’s 
back  was  turned.  He  simply  said  that  the 
'training  they  proposed  would  not  be  enough, 
and  that  he  himself  should  take  all  who  chose 
to  go  down  to  Abingdon  twice  a week.  From 
that  time  there  were  many  defaulters ; and  the 
spirit  of  Diogenes  groaned  within  him,  as  day 
after  day  the  crew  had  to  be  filled  up  from  the 
torpid  or  by  watermen.  Drysdale  would  ride 
down  to  Sandford,  meeting  the  boat  on  its  way 


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up,  and  then  take  his  place  for  the  pull  up  to 
Oxford,  while  his  groom  rode  his  horse  up  to 
Folly  bridge  to  meet  him.  There  he  would 
mount  again  and  ride  olf  to  Bullingdon,  or  to 
the  Isis,  or  Quentin,  or  other  social  meeting 
equally  inimical  to  good  training.  Blake  often 
absented  himself  three  days  in  a week,  and  oth- 
er men  once  or  twice. 

From  considering  which  facts,  Tom  came  to 
understand  the  difference  between  his  two  he- 
roes; their  strong  likeness  in  many  points  he 
had  seen  from  the  first.  They  were  alike  in 
truthfulness,  bravery,  bodily  strength,  and  in 
most  of  their  opinions.  But  Jervis  worried 
himself  about  nothing,  and  let  all  men  and 
things  alone,  in  the  belief  that  the  world  was 
not  going  so  very  wrong,  or  would  ?;ight  itself 
somehow  without  him.  Hardy,  on  the  other 
hand,  was  consuming  his  heart  over  every  thing 
that  seemed  to  him  to  be  going  wrong  in  him- 
self and  round  about  him — in  the  college,  in 
Oxford,  in  England,  in  the  ends  of  the  earth, 
and  never  letting  slip  a chance  of  trying  to  set 
right  here  a thread  and  there  a thread.  A 
self-questioning,  much-enduring  man  ; a slayer 
of  dragons  himself,  and  one  with  whom  you 
could  not  live  much  without  getting  uncomfort- 
ably aware  of  the  dragons  which  you  also  had 
to  slay. 

What  wonder  that,  apart  altogether  from  the 
difference  in  their  social  position,  the  one  man 
was  ever  becoming  more  and  more  popular, 
while  the  other  was  left  more  and  more  to  him- 
self. There  are  few  of  us  at  Oxford  or  elsewhere 
who  do  not  like  to  see  a man  living  a brave  and 
righteous  life,  so  long  as  he  keeps  clear  of  us  ; 
and  still  fewer  who  do  like  to  be  in  constant 
contact  with  one  who,  not  content  with  so  living 
himself,  is  always  coming  across  them,  and  lay- 
ing bare  to  them  their  own  faint-heartedness, 
and  sloth,  and  meanness.  The  latter,  no  doubt, 
inspires  the  deeper  feeling,  and  lays  hold  with  a 
firmer  grip  of  the  men  he  does  lay  hold  of,  but 
they  are  few.  For  men  can’t  keep  always  up 
to  high-pressure  till  they  have  found  firm  ground 
to  build  upon,  altogether  outside  of  themselves ; 
and  it  is  hard  to  be  thankful  and  fair  to  those 
who  are  showing  us,  time  after  time,  that  our 
foothold  is  nothing  but  shifting  sand. 

The  contrast  between  Jervis  and  Hardy  now 
began  to  force  itself  daily  more  and  more  on  our 
hero’s  attention.  From  the  night  of  the  town 
and  gown  row,  “ The  Choughs”  became  a reg- 
ular haunt  of  the  St.  Ambrose  crew,  who  were 
taken  there  under  the  guidance  of  Tom  and 
Drysdale  the  next  day.  Not  content  with  call- 
ing there  on  his  way  from  the  boats,  there  was 
seldom  an  evening  now  that  Tom  did  not  man- 
age to  drop  in  and  spend  an  hour  there. 

When  one  is  very  much  bent  on  doing  a thing, 
it  is  generally  easy  enough  to  find  very  good 
reasons,  or  excuses  at  any  rate,  for  it ; and  when- 
ever any  doubts  crossed  Tom’s  mind,  he  silenced 
them  by  the  reflection  that  the  time  he  spent  at 
“ The  Choughs  ” would  otherwise  have  been  de- 
voted to  wine  parties  or  billiards ; and  it  was 


not  difficult  to  persuade  himself  that  his  present 
occupation  was  the  more  wholesome  of  the  two. 
He  could  not,  however,  feel  satisfied  till  he  had 
mentioned  his  change  in  life  to  Hardy.  This 
he  found  a much  more  embarrassing  matter  than 
he  had  fancied  it  would  be.  But,  after  one  or 
two  false  starts,  he  managed  to  get  out  that  he 
had  found  the  best  glass  of  ale  in  Oxford,  at  a 
quiet  little  public  on  the  way  to  the  boats,  kept 
by  the  most  perfect  of  widows,  with  a factotum 
of  an  hostler,  who  was  a regular  character,  and 
that  he  went  there  most  evenings  for  an  hour  or 
so.  Wouldn’t  Hardy  come  some  night  ? 

No,  Hardy  couldn’t  spare  the  time. 

Tom  felt  rather  relieved  at  this  answer  ; but, 
nevertheless,  went  on  to  urge  the  excellence  of 
the  ale  as  a further  inducement. 

“ I don’t  believe  it’s  half  so  good  as  our  col- 
lege beer,  and  I’ll  be  bound  it’s  half  as  dear 
again.” 

“ Only  a penny  a pint  dearer,”  said  Tom  ; 
“that  won’t  ruin  you — all  the  crew  go  there.” 

“If  I were  the  Captain,”  said  Hardy,  “I 
wouldn’t  let  you  run  about  drinking  ale  at  night 
after  wine  parties.  Does  he  know  about  it?” 

“Yes,  and  goes  there  himself  often  on  the 
way  from  the  boats,”  said  Tom. 

“ And  at  night,  too?”  said  Hardy. 

“ No,”  said  Tom,  “ but  I don’t  go  there  after 
drinking  wine  ; I haven’t  been  to  a wine  these 
ten  days,  at  least  not  for  more  than  five  min- 
utes.” 

“Well,  sound  ale  is  better  than  Oxford  wine,” 
said  Hardy,  “ if  you  must  drink  something 
and  so  the  subject  dropped. 

And  Tom  went  away  satisfied  that  Hardy  had 
not  disapproved  of  his  new  habit.  It  certainly 
occurred  to  him  that  he  had  omitted  all  men- 
tion of  the  pretty  bar-maid  in  his  enumeration 
of  the  attractions  of  “ The  Choughs,”  but  this 
he  set  down  to  mere  accident;  it  was  a slip 
which  he  would  set  right  in  their  next  talk. 
But  that  talk  never  came,  and  the  subject  was 
not  again  mentioned  between  them.  In  fact,  to 
tell  the  truth,  Tom’s  visits  to  his  friend’s  room 
in  the  evenings  became  shorter  and  less  frequent 
as  “The  Choughs”  absorbed  more  and  more  of 
his  time.  He  made  excuses  to  himself  that  Har- 
dy must  be  glad  of  more  time,  and  would  be  only 
bored  if  he  kept  dropping  in  every  night,  now 
that  the  examination  for  degree  was  so  near; 
that  he  was  sure  he  drove  Grey  away,  who  would 
be  of  much  more  use  to  Hardy  just  now.  These, 
and  many  other  equally  plausible  reasons,  sug- 
gested themselves  whenever  his  conscience  smote 
him  for  his  neglect,  as  it  did  not  seldom.  But 
he  always  managed  to  satisfy  himself  somehow, 
without  admitting  the  real  fact,  that  these  visits 
were  no  longer  what  they  had  been  to  him  ; that 
a gulf  had  sprung  up,  and  was  widening  day  by 
day  between  him  and  the  only  friend  who  would 
have  had  the  courage  and  honesty  to  tell  him 
the  truth  about  his  new  pursuit.  Meantime 
Hardy  was  much  pained  at  the  change  in  his 
friend,  which  he  saw  quickly  enough,  and  often 
thought  over  it  with  a sigh  as  he  sat  at  his  soli- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


tary  tea.  He  set  it  down  to  his  own  dullness, 
to  the  number  of  new  friends  such  a sociable  fel- 
low as  Tom  was  sure  to  make,  and  who,  of 
course,  would  take  up  more  and  more  of  his 
time ; and,  if  he  felt  a little  jealousy  every  now 
and  then,  put  it  resolutely  back,  struggling  to 
think  no  evil,  or,  if  there  were  any,  to  lay  it  on 
his  own  shoulders. 

Cribbage  is  a most  virtuous  and  respectable 
game,  and  yet  scarcely,  one  would  think,  pos- 
sessing in  itself  sufficient  attractions  to  keep  a 
young  gentleman  in  his  twentieth  year  tied  to 
the  board,  and  going  through  the  quaint  calcu- 
lation night  after  night  of  “ fifteen  two,  fifteen 
four,  two  for  his  nob,  and  one  for  his  heels.” 
The  old  landlady  of  “ The  Choughs  ” liked  noth- 
ing so  much  as  her  game  of  ci'ibbage  in  the  even- 
ings, and  the  board  lay  ready  on  the  little  table 
by  her  elbow  in  the  cozy  bar,  a sure  stepping- 
stone  to  her  good  graces.  Tom  somehow  be- 
came an  enthusiast  in  cribbage,  and  would  al- 
ways loiter  behind  his  companions  for  his  quiet 
game:  chatting  pleasantly  while  the  old  lady 
cut  and  shuffled  the  dirty  pack,  striving  keenly 
for  the  nightly  stake  of  sixpence,  which  he  sel- 
dom failed  to  lose,  and  laughingly  wrangling 
with  her  over  the  last  points  in  the  game  which 
decided  the  transfer  of  the  two  sixpences  (duly 
posted  in  the  snuffer-tray  beside  the  cribbage- 
board)  into  his  waistcoat  pocket  or  her  bag,  until 
she  would  take  off  her  spectacles  to  wipe  them, 
and  sink  back  in  her  chair  exhausted  with  the 
pleasing  excitement. 

Such  an  odd  taste  as  it  seemed,  too,  a by- 
stander might  reasonably  have  thought,  when 
he  might  have  been  employing  his  time  so  much 
more  pleasantly  in  the  very  room.  For,  flitting 
in  and  out  of  the  bar  during  the  game,  and  ev- 
ery now  and  then  stooping  over  the  old  lady’s 
shoulder  to  examine  her  hand,  and  exchange 
knowing  looks  with  her,  was  the  lithe  little  fig- 
ure of  Miss  Patty,  with  her  oval  face,  and  mer- 
ry eyes,  and  bright  brown  hair,  and  jaunty  little 
cap,  with  fresh  blue  ribbons  of  the  shade  of  the 
St.  Ambrose  colors.  However,  there  is  no  ac- 
counting for  tastes,  and  it  is  fortunate  that  some 
like  apples  and  some  onions.  It  may  possibly 
be,  too,  that  Miss  Patty  did  not  feel  herself  neg- 
lected, or  did  not  care  about  attention.  Per- 
haps she  may  not  have  been  altogether  uncon- 
scious that  every  least  motion  and  word  of  hers 
was  noticed,  even  when  the  game  was  at  its  keen- 
est. At  any  rate,  it  was  clear  enough  that  she 
and  Tom  were  on  the  best  terms,  though  she  al- 
ways took  her  aunt’s  part  vehemently  in  any  lit- 
tle dispute  which  arose,  and  sometimes  even 
came  to  the  rescue  at  the  end,  and  recaptured 
the  vanished  sixpences  out  of  the  wrongful  grasp 
which  he  generally  laid  on  them  the  moment 
the  old  lady  held  out  her  hand  and  pronounced 
the  word  “game.”  One  knows  that  size  has 
little  to  do  with  strength,  or  one  might  have 
wondered  that  her  little  hands  should  have  been 
able  to  open  his  fingers  so  surely  one  by  one, 
though  he  seemed  to  do  all  he  could  to  keep 
them  shut.  But,  after  all,  if  he  really  thought 


cy 

he  had  a right  to  the  money,  he  had  always  time 
to  put  it  in  his  pocket  at  once,  instead  of  keep- 
ing his  clenched  hand  on  the  table,  and  arguing 
about  it  till  she  had  time  to  get  up  to  the  suc- 
cor of  her  aunt. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

Tllli  FIRST  BUMP. 

“ What’s  the  time,  Smith  ?” 

“ Half  past  three,  old  fellow,”  answered  Di- 
ogenes, looking  at  his  watch. 

“I  never  knew  a day  go  so  slowly,”  said 
Tom  ; “isn’t  it  time  to  go  down  to  the  boats?” 

“Not  by  two  hours  and  more,  old  fellow — 
can’t  you  take  a book,  or  something  to  keep  you 
quiet?  You  won’t  be  fit  for  any  thing  by  six 
o’clock,  if  you  go  on  worrying  like  this.”  And 
so  Diogenes  turned  himself  to  his  flute,  and  blew 
away,  to  all  appearances,  as  composedly  as  if  it 
had  been  the  first  week  of  term,  though,  if  the 
truth  must  be  told,  it  was  all  he  could  do  not  to 
get  up  and  wander  about  in  a feverish  and  dis- 
tracted state,  for  Tom’s  restlessness  infected  him. 

Diogenes’s  whole  heart  was  in  the  college 
boat ; and  so,  though  he  had  pulled  dozens  of 
races  in  his  time,  he  was  .almost  as  nervous  as  a 
freshman  on  this  the  first  day  of  the  races. 
Tom,  all  unconscious  of  the  secret  discomposure 
of  the  other,  threw  himself  into  a chair  and  look- 
ed at  him  with  wonder  and  envy.  The  flute 
went  “ toot,  toot,  toot,”  till  he  could  stand  it  no 
longer.  So  he  got  up  and  went  to  the  window, 
and,  leaning  out,  looked  up  and  down  the  street 
for  some  minutes  in  a purposeless  sort  of  fashion, 
staring  hard  at  every  body  and  every  thing,  but 
unconscious  all  the  time  that  he  was  doing  so. 
He  would  not  have  been  able,  in  fact,  to  answer 
Diogenes  a word,  had  that  worthy  inquired  of 
him  what  he  had  seen,  when  he  presently  drew 
in  his  head  and  returned  to  his  fidgety  rumblings 
.about  the  room. 

“How  hot  the  sun  is!  but  there’s  a stiff 
breeze  from  the  south-east.  I hope  it  will  go 
down  before  the  evening;  don’t  you?” 

“ Yes  ; this  wind  will  make  it  very  rough  be- 
low the  Gut.  Mind  you  feather  high  now  at 
starting.” 

“I  hope  to  goodness  I shan’t  catch  a crab,” 
said  Tom. 

“ Don’t  think  about  it,  old  fellow ; that’s  your 
best  plan.” 

“But  I can’t  think  of  any  thing  else,”  said 
Tom.  “What  the  deuce  is  the  good  of  telling 
a fellow  not  to  think  about  it  ?” 

Diogenes  apparently  had  nothing  particular 
to  reply,  for  he  put  his  flute  to  his  mouth  again  ; 
and  at  the  sound  of  the  “ toot,  toot,”  Tom  caught 
up  his  gown  and  fled  away  into  the  quadrangle. 

The  crew  had  had  their  early  dinner  of 
steaks  and  chops,  stale  bread,  and  a glass  and  a 
half  of  old  beer  apiece  at  two  o’clock,  in  the 
Captain’s  rooms.  The  current  theory  of  train- 
ing at  that  time  was — as  much  meat  us  you 
could  eat,  the  more  underdone  the  better,  and 


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the  smallest  amount  of  drink  upon  which  you 
could  manage  to  live.  Two  pints  in  the  twen- 
ty-four hours  was  all  that  most  boats’  crews  that 
pretended  to  train  at  all  were  allowed,  and  for 
the  last  fortnight  it  had  been  the  nominal  allow- 
ance of  the  St.  Ambrose  crew.  The  discom- 
fort of  such  a diet  in  the  hot  summer  months, 
when  you  were  at  the  same  time  taking  regular 
and  violent  exercise,  was  something  very  seri- 
ous. Outraged  human  nature  rebelled  against 
it ; and  though  they  did  not  admit  it  in  public, 
there  were  very  few  men  who  did  not  rush  to 
their  water-bottles  for  relief,  more  or  less  often, 
according  to  the  development  of  their  bumps  of 
conscientiousness  and  obstinacy.  To  keep  the 
diet  at  all  strictly  involved  a very  respectable 
amount  of  physical  endurance.  Our  successors 
have  found  out  the  unwisdom  of  this,  as  of  oth- 
er old  superstitions'^  and  that  in  order  to  get  a 
man  into  training  for  a boat-race  nowadays,  it 
is  not  of  the  first  importance  to  keep  him  in  a 
constant  state  of  consuming  thirst,  and  the  rest- 
lessness of  body  and  sharpness  of  temper  which 
thirst  generally  induces. 

Tom  appreciated  the  honor  of  being  in  the 
boat  in  his  first  year  so  keenly,  that  he  had  al- 
most managed  to  keep  to  his  training  allowance, 
and  consequently,  now  that  the  eventful  day 
had  arrived,  was  in  a most  uncomfortable  frame 
of  body  and  disagreeable  frame  of  mind. 

He  fled  away  from  Diogenes’s  flute,  but  found 
no  rest.  He  tried  Drysdale.  That  hero  was 
lying  on  his  back  on  his  sofa  playing  with  Jack, 
and  only  increased  Tom’s  thirst  and  soured  his 
temper  by  the  viciousness  of  his  remarks  on 
boating,  and  every  thing  and  person  connected 
therewith ; above  all,  on  Miller,  who  had  just 
come  up,  had  steered  them  the  day  before,  and 
pronounced  the  crew  generally,  and  Drysdale  in 
particular,  “ not  half  trained.” 

Blake’s  oak  was  sported,  as  usual.  Tom 
looked  in  at  the  Captain’s  door,  and  found  him 
hard  at  work  reading,  and  so  carried  himself 
off ; and  after  a vain  hunt  after  others  of  the 
crew,  and  even  trying  to  sit  down  and  read, 
first  a novel,  then  a play  of  Shakspeare,  with  no 
success  whatever,  wandered  away  out  of  the  col- 
lege, and  found  himself  in  five  minutes,  by  a 
natural  and  irresistible  attraction,  on  the  univer- 
sity barge. 

There  'were  half  a dozen  men  or  so  reading 
the  papers,  and  a group  or  two  discussing  the 
coming  races.  Among  other  things,  the  chances 
of  St.  Ambrose’s  making  a bump  the  first  night 
were  weighed.  Every  one  joined  in  praising 
the  stroke,  but  there  were  great  doubts  whether 
the  crew  could  live  up  to  it.  Tom  carried  him- 
self on  to  the  top  of  the  barge  to  get  out  of  hear- 
ing, for  listening  made  his  heart  beat  and  his 
throat  drier  than  ever.  He  stood  on  the  top 
and  looked  right  away  down  to  the  Gut,  the 
strong  wind  blowing  his  gown  about.  Not  even 
a pair  oar  was  to  be  seen ; the  great  event  of  the 
evening  made  the  river  a solitude  at  this  time 
of  day.  Only  one  or  two  skilfs  were  coming 
home,  impelled  by  reading  men  who  took  their 


constitutionals  on  the  water,  and  were  coming 
in  to  be  in  time  for  afternoon  chapel.  The 
fastest  and  best  of  these  soon  came  near  enough 
for  Tom  to  recognize  Hardy’s  stroke ; so  he  left 
the  barge  and  went  down  to  meet  the  servitor  at 
his  landing,  and  accompanied  him  to  the  St. 
Ambrose  dressing-room. 

“Well,  how  do  you  feel  for  the  race  to- 
night ?”  said  Hardy,  as  he  dried  his  neck  and 
face,  which  he  had  been  sluicing  with  cold  wa- 
ter, looking  as  hard  and  bright  as  a racer  on 
Derby  day. 

“ Oh,  wretched  ! I’m  afraid  I shall  break 
down,”  said  Tom,  and  poured  out  some  of  his 
doubts  and  miseries.  Hardy  soon  comforted 
him  greatly,  and  by  the  time  they  were  half 
across  Christchurch  meadow  he  W'as  quite  in 
heart  again.  For  he  knew  how  well  Hardy  un- 
derstood rowing,  and  what  a sound  judge  he 
was  ; and  it  was  therefore  cheering  to  hear  that 
he  thought  they  were  certainly  the  second  best, 
if  not  the  best  boat  on  the  river ; and  that  they 
would  be  sure  to  make  some  bumps  unless  they 
had  accidents. 

“But  that’s  just  what  I fear  so,”  said  Tom. 
“ I’m  afraid  I shall  make  some  awful  blunder.” 
“Not  you  !”  said  Hardy  ; “ only  remember. 
Don’t  you  fancy  you  can  pull  the  boat  by  your- 
self, and  go  trying  to  do  it.  That’s  where 
young  oars  fail.  If  you  keep  thorough  good 
time  you’ll  be  pretty  sure  to  be  doing  your 
share  of  work.  Time  is  every  thing  almost.” 
“I’ll  be  sure  to  think  of  that,”  said  Tom; 
and  they  entered  St.  Ambrose  just  as  the  chap- 
el bell  was  going  down ; and  he  went  to  chap- 
el and  then  to  hall,  sitting  by  and  talking  for 
companionship  while  the  rest  dined. 

And  so  at  last  the  time  slipped  away,  and  the 
Captain  and  Miller  mustered  them  at  the  gates 
and  walked  off  to  the  boats.  A dozen  other 
crews  were  making  their  way  in  the  same  di- 
rection, and  half  the  under-graduates  of  Oxford 
streamed  along  with  them.  The  banks  of  the 
river  were  crowded  ; and  the  punts  plied  rapid- 
ly backward  and  forward,  carrying  loads  of 
men  over  to  the  Berkshire  side.  The  universi- 
ty barge,  and  all  the  other  barges,  were  decked 
with  flags,  and  the  band  tvas  playing  lively  airs 
as  the  St.  Ambrose  crew  reached  the  scene  of 
action. 

No  time  was  lost  in  the  dressing-room,  and 
in  two  minutes  they  Avere  all  standing  in  flan- 
nel troAvsers  and  silk  jerseys  at  the  landing- 
place. 

“You  had  better  keep  your  jackets  on,”  said 
the  Captain  ; “ we  shan’t  be  off  yet.” 

“There  goes  ‘Brazen-nose.’” 

“They  look  like  Avork,  don’t  they?” 

“The  black  and  yelloAV  seems  to  slip  along 
so  fast.  They’re  no  end  of  good  colors.  I 
Avish  our  ncAv  boat  Avas  black.” 

‘ ‘ Hang  her  colors,  if  she’s  only  stiff"  in  the 
back  and  don’t  dip.” 

“ \Yell,  she  didn’t  dip  yesterday ; at  least,  the 
men  on  the  bank  said  so.” 

“There  go Baliol,  and  Oriel,  and  UniA-ersity.” 


TOM  BROWN 

“By  Jove,  we  shall  be  late!  Where’s  Mil- 
ler ?” 

“In  the  shed,  getting  the  boat  out.  Look, 
here’s  Exeter.” 

The  talk  of  the  crew  was  silenced  for  the  mo- 
ment as  every  man  looked  eagerly  at  the  Exeter 
boat.  The  Captain  nodded  to  Jervis  with  a 
grim  smile  as  they  paddled  gently  by. 

Then  the  talk  began  again. 

“How  do  you  think  she  goes?” 

“Not  so  badly.  They’re  very  strong  in  the 
middle  of  the  boat.” 

“Not  a bit  of  it : it’s  all  lumber.” 

“You’ll  see.  They’re  better  trained  than 
we  are.  They  look  as  fine  as  stars.” 

‘ ‘ So  they  ought.  They’ve  pulled  seven  miles 
to  our  five  for  the  last  month.  I’m  sure.” 

“ Then  we  shan’t  bump  them.” 

“Why  not?” 

“Don’t  you  know  that  the  value  of  products 
consists  in  the  quantity  of  labor  which  goes 
to  produce  them?  Product  pace  over  course 
from  Itfley  up.  Labor  expended — Exeter,  7 ; 
St.  Ambrose,  5.  You  see  it  is  not  in  the  na- 
ture of  things  that  we  should  bump  them — 
Q.E.D.” 

“What  moonshine!  as  if  ten  miles  behind 
their  stroke  are  worth  two  behind  Jervis !” 

“ My  de'ar  fellow,  it  isn’t  my  moonshine ; you 
must  settle  the  matter  with  the  philosophers. 
I only  apply  a universal  law  to  a particular 
case.” 

Tom,  unconscious  of  the  pearls  of  economic 
lore  which  were  being  poured  out  for  the  bene- 
fit of  tlie  crew,  was  watching  the  Exeter  eight 
as  it  glided  away  towards  the  Cherwell.  He 
thought  they  seemed  to  keep  horribly  good 
time. 

“ Hallo,  Drysdale  ! look,  there’s  Jack  going 
across  in  one  of  the  punts.” 

“Of  course  he  is.  You  don’t  suppose  he 
wouldn’t  go  down  to  see  the  race.” 

“ Why  won’t  Miller  let  us  start  ? Almost 
all  the  boats  are  off.” 

“There’s  plenty  of  time.  We  may  just  as 
well  be  up  here  as  dawdling  about  the  bank  at 
Mey.” 

“We  shan’t  go  down  tiil  the  last;  Miller 
never  lets  us  get  out  down  below.” 

“ Well,  come ; here’s  the  boat  at  last.” 

The  new  boat  now  emerged  from  its  shed, 
guided  steadily  to  where  they  were  standing  by 
Miller  and  a waterman.  'Then  the  coxswain 
got  out  and  called  for  bow,  who  stepped  for- 
ward. 

“Mind  how  you  step  now ; there  are  no  bot- 
tom boards,  remember,”  said  Miller. 

“ Shall  I take  my  jacket  ?” 

“Yes  ; you  had  better  all  go  down  in  jackets 
in  this  wind.  I’ve  sent  a man  down  to  bring 
them  back.  Now,  two.” 

“Aye,  aye!”  said  Drysdale,  stepping  for- 
ward. Then  came  Tom’s  turn,  and  soon  the 
boat  was  manned. 

“Now,”  said  Miller,  taking  his  place,  “are 
all  your  stretchers  right  ?” 


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“I  should  like  a little  more  grease  for  my 
rowlocks.” 

“I’m  taking  some  down;  we’ll  put  it  on 
down  below.  Are  you  all  right?” 

“Yes.”- 

“Then  push  her  off — gently.” 

The  St.  Ambrose  boat  was  almost  tlie  last,  so 
there  were  no  punts  in  the  way,  or  other  ob- 
structions ; and  they  swung  steadily  down  past 
the  university  barge,  the  top  of  which  was  al- 
ready covered  with  spectators.  Every  man  in 
the  boat  felt  as  if  the  eyes  of  Europe  were  on 
•him,  and  pulled  in  his  very  best  form.  Small 
groups  of  gownsmen  were  scattered  along  the 
bank  in  Christchurch  meadow,  chiefly  dons, 
who  were  really  interested  in  the  races,  but  at 
that  time  of  day,  seldom  liked  to  display  enthu- 
siasm enough  to  cross  the  water  and  go  down  to 
the  starting-place.  These  sombre  groups  were 
lighted  up  here  and  there  by  the  dresses  of  a 
few  ladies,  who  were  walking  up  and  down,  and 
watching  the  boats.  At  the  mouth  of  the 
Cherwell  were  moored  two  punts,  in  which  re- 
clined at  their  ease  some  dozen  young  gentle- 
men, smoking ; several  of  these  were  friends  of 
Drysdale’s,  and  hailed  him  as  the  boat  passed 
them. 

“ What  a fool  I am  to  be  here  !”  he  grum- 
bled, in  an  under-tone,  casting  an  envious 
glance  at  the  punts  in  their  comfortable  berth 
up  under  the  banks,  and  out  of  the  wind. 

“ I say.  Brown,  don’t  you  wish  we  wei'e  well 
past  this  on  the  way  up  ?” 

“ Silence  in  the  bows  !”  shouted  Miller. 

“ You  devil,  how  I hate  you !”  growled 
Drysdale,  half  in  jest  and  half  in  earnest,  as 
they  sped  along  under  the  willows. 

Tom  got  more  comfortable  at  every  stroke, 
and  by  the  time  they  reached  the  Gut  began  to 
hope  that  he  should  not  have  a fit,  or  lose  all 
his  strength  just  at  the  start,  or  cut  a crab,  or 
come  to  some  other  unutterable  grief,  the  fear 
of  which  had  been  haunting  him  all  day. 

“ Here  they  are  at  last ! — come  along  now — 
keep  up  with  them,”  said  Hardy  to  Grey,  as 
the  boat  neared  the  Gut ; and  the  two  trotted 
along  downward.  Hardy  watching  the  crew, 
and  Grey  watching  him. 

“ Hardy,  how  eager  you  look !” 

“I’d  give  twenty  pounds  to  be  going  to  pull 
in  the  race.” 

Grey  shambled  on  in  silence  by  the  side  of 
his  big  friend,  and  wished  he  could  understand 
what  it  was  that  moved  him  so. 

As  the  boat  shot  into  the  Gut  from  under 
the  cover  of  the  Oxfordshire  bank,  the  wind 
caught  the  bows. 

“ Feather  high,  now!”  shouted  Miller;  and 
then  added  in  a low  voice  to  the  Captain,  “It 
will  be  ticklish  work  starting  in  this  wind.” 

“Just  as  bad  for  all  the  other  boats,”  an- 
swered the  Captain. 

“Well  said,  old  philosopher!”  said  Miller. 
“ It’s  a comfort  to  steer  you  ; you  never  make 
a fellow  neiwous.  I wonder  if  you  ever  felt 
nervous  yourself,  now?” 


TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


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“Can’t  say,”  said  the  Captain,  “Here’s 
our  post ; we  may  as  well  turn.” 

“Easy,  bow  side — now,  two  and  four,  pull 
her  round  — back  water,  seven  and  five!” 
shouted  the  coxswain ; and  the  boat’s  head 
swung  round,  and  two  or  three  strokes  took 
her  into  the  bank. 

Jack  instantly  made  a convulsive  attempt  to 
board,  but  was  sternly  repulsed,  and  tumbled 
backward  into  the  water. 

Hark ! the  first  gun.  The  report  sent  Tom’s 
heart  into  his  mouth  again.  Several  of  the 
boats  pushed  oft’  at  once  into  the  stream  ; and 
the  crowds  of  men  on  the  bank  began  to  be 
agitated,  as  it  were,  by  the  shadow  of  the  com- 
ing excitement.  The  St.  Ambrose  crew  finger- 
ed their  oars,  put  a last  dash  of  grease  on 
their  rowlocks,  and  settled  their  feet  against 
the  stretchers, 

“ Shall  we  push  her  off?”  asked  “bow.” 

“No,  I can  give  you  another  minute,”  said 
Miller,  who  was  sitting,  w'atch  in  hand,  in  the 
stern,  “only  be  smart  when  I give  the  word.” 

The  Captain  turned  on  his  seat  and  looked 
up  the  boat.  His  face  was  quiet,  but  full  of 
confidence,  which  seemed  to  pass  from  him  into 
the  crew.  Tom  felt  calmer  and  stronger  as 
he  met  his  eye.  “Now  mind,  boys,  don’t 
quicken,”  he  said,  cheerily ; “four  short  strokes 
to  get  way  on  her,  and  then  steady.  Here, 
pass  up  the  lemon.” 

And  he  took  a sliced  lemon  out  of  his  pock- 
et, put  a small  piece  into  his  own  mouth,  and 
then  handed  it  to  Blake,  who  followed  his  ex- 
ample, and  passed  it  on.  Each  man  took  a 
piece;  and  just  as  “bow”  had  secured  the 
end.  Miller  called  out : 

“Now,  jackets  off,  and  get  her  head  out 
steadily.” 

The  jackets  were  thrown  on  shore,  and  gath- 
ered up  by  the  boatmen  in  attendance.  The 
crew  poised  their  oars.  No.  2 pushing  out  her 
head,  and  the  Captain  doing  the  same  for  the 
stern.  Miller  took  the  starting-rope  in  his 
hand. 

“How  the  wind  catches  her  stern,”  he  said  ; 
“ here,  pay  out  the  rope,  one  of  you.  No, 
not  you — some  fellow  with  a strong  hand. 
Yes,  you’ll  do,”  he  went  on,  as  Hardy  stepped 
down  the  bank  and  took  hold  of  the  rope; 
“ let  me  have  it  foot  by  foot  as  I want  it.  Not 
too  quick ; make  the  most  of  it  — that’ll  do'. 
Two  and  three  just  dip  your  oars  in  to  give  her 
way.  ” 

The  rope  paid  out  steadily,  and  the  boat 
settled  to  her  place.  But  now  the  wind  rose 
again,  and  the  stern  drifted  towards  the  bank. 

“ You  must  back  her  a bit.  Miller,  and  keep 
her  a little  farther  out,  or  our  oars  on  stroke 
side  will  catch  the  bank.” 

“So  I see;  curse  the  wind!  Back  her, 
one  stroke  all.  Back  her,  I say !”  shouted  Mil- 
ler. 

It  is  no  easy  matter  to  get  a crew  to  back 
her  an  inch  just  now,  particularly  as  there  are 
in  her  two  men  who  have  never  rowed  a race 


before,  except  in  the  torpids,  and  one  who  has 
never  rowed  a race  in  his  life. 

However,  back  she  comes  ; the  starting-rope 
slackens  in  Miller’s  left  hand,  and  the  stroke, 
unshipping  his  oar,  pushes  the  stern  gently  out 
again. 

There  goes  the  second  gun  ! one  short  min- 
ute more,  and  we  are  off.  Short  minute,  in- 
deed ! you  wouldn’t  say  so  if  you  were  in  the 
boat,  with  your  heart  in  your  mouth,  and  trem- 
bling all  over  like  a man  with  the  palsy.  Those 
sixty  seconds  before  the  starting-gun  in  your 
first  race — why,  they  are  a little  lifetime. 

“By  Jove,  we  are  drifting  in  again!”  said 
Miller,  in  horror.  The  Captain  looked  grim, 
but  said  nothing ; it  was  too  late  now  for  him 
to  be  unshipping  again.  “Here,  catch  hold 
of  the  long  boat-hook  and  fend  her  off!” 

Hardy,  to  whom  this  was  addressed,  seized 
the  boat-hook,  and,  standing  with  one  foot  in 
the  water,  pressed  the  end  of  the  boat-hook 
against  the  gunwale  at  the  full  stretch  of  his 
arm,  and  so,  by  main  force,  kept  the  stern  out. 
There  wasjust  room  for  stroke-oars  to  dip,  and 
that  was  all.  The  starting-rope  was  as  taut  as 
a harp-string ; Avill  Miller’s  left  hand  hold  out  ? 

It  is  an  awful  moment.  But  the  coxswain, 
though  almost  dragged  backward  off  his  seat,  is 
equal  to  the  occasion.  He  holds  his  watch  in 
his  right  hand  with  the  tiller-rope. 

“Eight  seconds  more  only.  Look  out  for 
the  flash.  Eemember,  all  eyes  in  the  boat!” 

There  it  comes  at  last — the  flash  of  the  start- 
ing-gun. Long  before  the  sound  of  the  report 
can  roll  up  the  river,  the  whole  pent-up  life  and 
energy  which  has  been  held  in  leash,  as  it  were, 
for  the  last  six  minutes,  is  let  loose,  and  breaks 
away  with  a bound  and  a dash  which  he  who 
has  felt  it  will  remember  for  his  life,  but  the 
like  of  which  will  he  ever  feel  again  ? The 
starting-ropes  drop  from  the  coxswains’  hands, 
the  oars  flash  into  the  water  and  gleam  on  the 
feather,  the  spray  flies  from  them,  and  the  boats 
leap  forward. 

The  crowds  on  the  bank  scatter,  and  rush 
along,  each  keeping  as  near  as  it  may  be  to  its 
own  boat.  Some  of  the  men  on  the  towing-path, 
some  on  the  very  odge  of,  often  in,  the  water — 
.some  slightly  in  advance,  as  if  they  could  help 
to  drag  their  boat  forward — some  behind,  where 
they  can  see  the  pulling  better — but  all  at  full 
speed,  in  wild  excitement,  and  shouting  at  the 
top  of  their  A'oices  to  those  on  whom  the  honor 
of  the  college  is  laid. 

“Well  pulled,  all !”  “Pick  her  up  there, 
five!”  “ You’re  gaining  every  stroke !”  “Time 
in  the  bows !”  “ Bravo,  St.  Ambrose!” 

On  they  rushed  by  the  side  of  the  boats,  jos- 
tling one  another,  stumbling,  struggling,  and 
panting  along. 

For  a quarter  of  a mile  along  the  bank  the 
glorious  maddening  hury-buvly  extends,  and  rolls 
up  the  side  of  the  stream. 

For  the  first  ten  strokes  Tom  was  in  too  great 
fear  of  making  a mistake  to  feel,  or  hear,  or  see. 
His  whole  soul  was  glued  to  the  back  of  the  man 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


73 


before  him,  his  one  thought  to  keep  time,  and 
get  his  strength  into  the  stroke.  But  as  the 
crew  settled  down  into  the  well-known  long 
sweep,  what  we  may  call  consciousness  returned ; 
and  while  every  muscle  in  his  body  was  strain- 
ing, and  his  chest  heaved,  and  his  heart  leaped, 
every  nerve  seemed  to  be  gathering  new  life, 


boat  behind,  which  seemed  to  be  gaining — it 
was  all  he  could  do  to  prevent  himself  from 
quickening  on  the  stroke  as  he  fancied  that — 
the  eager  face  of  Miller,  with  his  compressed 
lips,  and  eyes  fixed  so  earnestly  ahead  that  Tom 
could  almost  feel  the  glance  passing  over  his 
right  shoulder  ; the  Hying  banks  and  the  shout- 


and  his  senses  to  wake  into  unwonted  acuteness. 
He  caught  the  scent  of  the  wild  thyme  in  the 
air,  and  found  room  in  his  brain  to  wonder  how 
it  could  have  got  there,  as  he  had  never  seen  the 
plant  near  the  river,  or  smelt  it  before.  Though 
his  eye  never  wandered  from  the  back  of  Diog- 
enes, he  seemed  to  see  all  things  at  once.  The 


ing  crowd;  see  them  with  his  bodily  eyes  he 
could  not,  but  he  knew,  nevertheless,  that  Gray 
had  been  upset  and  nearly  rolled  down  the  bank 
into  the  water  in  the  first  hundred  yards,  that 
Jack  was  bounding  and  scrambling  and  barking 
along  by  the  very  edge  of  the  stream ; above  all, 
he  was  just  as  well  aware  as  if  he  had  been  look- 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXTOED. 


ing  at  it,  of  a stalwart  form  in  cap  and  go'wn, 
bounding  along,  brandishing  the  long  boat-hook, 
and  always  keeping  just  opposite  the  boat;  and 
amidst  all  the  Babel  of  voices,  and  the  dash  and 
pulse  of  the  stroke,  and  the  laboring  of  his  own 
breathing,  he  heard  Hardy’s  voice  coming  to 
him  again  and  again,  and  clear  as  if  there  had 
been  no  other  sound  in  the  air,  “Steady,  two  ! 
steady  ! well  pulled  ! steady,  steady  !”  The 
voice  seemed  to  give  him  strength  and  keep  him 
to  his  work.  And  what  work  it  was  ! he  had 
had  many  a hard  pull  in  the  last  six  weeks,  but 
“ never  aught  like  this.” 

But  it  can’t  last  forever ; men’s  muscles  are 
not  steel,  or  their  lungs  bull’s  hide,  and  hearts 
can’t  go  on  pumping  a hundred  miles  an  horn- 
long  without  bursting.  The  St.  Ambrose  boat 
is  well  away  from  the  boat  behind,  there  is  a 
great  gap  between  the  accompanying  crowds ; 
and  now,  as  they  near  the  Gut,  she  hangs  for  a 
moment  or  two  in  hand,  though  the  roar  from 
the  bank  grows  louder  and  louder,  and  Tom  is 
already  aware  that  the  St.  Ambrose  crowd  is 
melting  into  the  one  ahead  of  them. 

“We  must  be  close  to  Exeter !”  The  thought 
flashes  into  him,  and,  it  would  seem,  into  the 
rest  of  the  crew  at  the  same  moment.  For,  all 
at  once,  the  strain  seems  taken  off  their  arms 
again ; there  is  no  more  drag ; she  springs  to 
the  stroke  as  she  did  at  the  start ; and  Miller’s 
face,  which  had  darkened  for  a few  seconds, 
lightens  up  again. 

Miller’s  face  and  attitude  are  a study.  Coil- 
ed up  into  the  smallest  possible  space,  his  chin 
almost  resting  on  his  knees,  his  hands  close  to 
his  sides,  firmly  but  lightly  feeling  the  rudder, 
as  a good  horseman  handles  the  mouth  of  a 
free-going  hunter — if  a coxswain  could  make  a 
bump  by  his  own  exertions,  surely  he  will  do  it. 
No  sudden  jerks  of  the  St.  Ambrose  rudder  will 
you  see,  watch  as  you  will  from  the  bank ; the 
boat  never  hangs  through  fault  of  his,  but  easily 
and  gracefully  rounds  every  point.  “You’re 
gaining!  you’re  gaining!”  he  now  and  then 
mutters  to  the  Captain,  who  responds  with  a 
wink,  keeping  his  breath  for  other  matters. 
Isn’t  he  grand,  the  Captain,  as  he  comes  forward 
like  lightning,  stroke  after  stroke,  his  back  flat, 
his  teeth  set,  his  whole  frame  working  from  the 
hips  with  the  regularity  of  a machine  ? As  the 
space  still  narrows,  the  eyes  of  the  fiery  little 
coxswain  flash  with  excitement,  but  he  is  far  too 
good  a judge  to  hurry  the  final  effort  before  the 
victory  is  safe  in  his  grasp. 

The  two  crowds  are  mingled  now,  and  no  mis- 
take ; and  the  shouts  come  all  in  a heap  over 
the  water.  “Now,  St.  Ambrose,  six  strokes 
more.”  “Now,  Exeter,  you’re  gaining;  pick 
her  up.”  “ Mind  the  Gut,  Exeter.”  “Bravo, 
St.  Ambrose  !”  The  water  rushes  by,  still  ed- 
dying from  the  strokes  of  the  boat  ahead.  Tom 
fancies  now  he  can  hear  their  oars  and  the  work- 
ings of  their  rudder,  and  the  voice  of  their  cox- 
swain. In  another  moment  both  boats  are  in 
the  Gut,  and  a perfect  storm  of  shouts  reaches 
them  from  the  crowd  as  it  rushes  madly  off  to 


the  left  to  the  foot-bridge,  amidst  which  “ Oh, 
well  steered,  well  steered,  St.  Ambrose !”  is  the 
prevailing  cry.  Then  Miller,  motionless  as  a 
statue  till  now,  lifts  his  right  hand  and  whirls 
the  tassel  round  his  head : “ Give  it  her  now, 
boys  ! six  strokes  and  we  are  into  them  !”  Old 
Jervis  lays  down  that  great  broad  back,  and 
lashes  his  oar  through  the  water  with  the  might 
of  a giant,  the  crew  catch  him  up  in  another 
stroke,  the  tight  new  boat  answers  to  the  spurt, 
and  Tom  feels  a little  shock  behind  him  and 
then  a grating  sound,  as  Miller  shouts,  “Un- 
ship oars,  bow  and  three,”  and  the  nose  of  the 
St.  Ambrose  boat  glides  quietly  up  the  side  of 
the  Exeter  till  it  touches  their  stroke-oar. 

“ Take  care  where  you’re  coming  to.”  It  is 
the  coxswain  of  the  bumped  boat  who  speaks. 

Tom,  looking  round,  finds  himself  within  a 
foot  or  two  of  him  ; and,  being  utterly  unable 
to  contain  his  joy,  and  yet  unwilling  to  exhibit 
it  before  the  eyes  of  a gallant  rival,  turns  away 
towards  the  shore  and  begins  telegraphing  to 
Hardy. 

“Now  then,  what  are  you  at  there  in  the 
bows  ? Cast  her  off  quick.  Come,  look  alive  ! 
Push  across  at  once  out  of  the  way  of  the  oth- 
er boats.” 

“ I congratulate  you,  Jervis,”  says  the  Exe- 
ter stroke,  as  the  St.  Ambrose  boat  shoots  past 
him.  “Do  it  again  next  race,  and  I shan’t 
care.” 

“We  were  within  three  lengths  of  Brazen- 
nose  when  we  bumped,”  says  the  all-observant 
Miller  in  a low  voice. 

“All  right,”  answers  the  Captain ; “Brazen- 
nose  isn’t  so  strong  as  usual.  We  shan’t  have 
much  trouble  there,  but  a tough  job  up  above,  I 
take  it.” 

“ Brazen-nose  was  better  steered  than  Exe- 
ter.” 

“They  muffed  it  in  the  Gut,  eh?”  said  the 
Captain.  “I  thought  so  by  the  shouts.” 

“ Yes,  we  were  pressing  them  a little  down 
below,  and  their  coxswain  kept  looking  over 
his  shoulder.  He  was  in  the  Gut  before  he 
knew  it,  and  had  to  pull  his  left  hand  hard,  or 
they  would  have  fouled  the  Oxfordshire  corner. 
That  stopped  their  way,  and  in  we  went.” 

“Bravo!  and  how  well  we  started,  too.” 

“Yes,  thanks  to  that  Hardy.  It  was  touch 
and  go,  though  ; I couldn’t  have  held  the  rope 
two  seconds  more.” 

“ How  did  our  fellows  work  ? she  dragged  a 
good  deal  below  the  Gut.” 

Miller  looks  somewhat  serious,  but  even  he 
can  not  be  finding  fault  just  now ; for  the  first 
step  is  gained,  the  first  victory  won  ; and,  as 
Homer  sometimes  nods,  so  Miller  relaxes  the 
sternness  of  his  rule.  The  crew,  as  soon  as 
they  have  found  their  voices  again,  laugh  and 
talk,  and  answer  the  congratulations  of  their 
friends  as  the  boat  slips  along  close  to  the  tow- 
ing-path on  the  Berks  side,  “ easy  all,”  almost 
keeping  pace,  nevertheless,  with  the  lower  boats, 
which  are  racing  up  rmder  the  willow-s  on  the 
Oxfordshire  side.  Jack,  after  one.or  two  feints, 


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makes  a frantic  bound  into  the  water,  and  is 
hauled,  dripping,  into  the  boat  by  Drysdale,  un- 
chid by  Miller,  but  to  the  intense  disgust  of 
Diogenes,  whose  pantaloons  and  principles  are 
alike  outraged  by  the  proceeding.  He  — the 
Cato  of  the  oar — scorns  to  relax  the  strictness 
of  his  code  even  after  victory  won.  Neither 
word  nor  look  does  he  cast  to  the  exulting  St. 
Ambrosians  on  the  bank ; a twinkle  in  his  eye, 
and  a subdued  chuckle  or  two,  alone  betray  that, 
though  an  oarsman,  he  is  mortal.  Already  he 
revolves  in  his  mind  the  project  of  an  early  walk 
under  a few  pea-coats,  not  being  quite  satisfied 
(conscientious  old  boy !)  that  he  tried  his  stretch- 
er enough  in  that  final  spurt,  and  thinking  that 
there  must  be  an  extra  pound  of  flesh  on  him 
somewhere  or  other  which  did  the  mischief. 

“ I say.  Brown,”  said  Drysdale,  “ how  do  you 
feel?” 

“ All  right,”  said  Tom ; “I  never  felt  jollier 
in  my  life.” 

“By  Jove,  though,  it  was  an  awful  grind; 
didn’t  you  wish  yourself  well  out  of  it  below  the 
Gut?” 

“No,  nor  you  either.” 

“Didn’t  I?  I w'as  awfully  baked;  my 
throat  is  like  a lime-kiln  yet.  What  did  you 
think  about  ?” 

“W^ell,  about  keeping  time,  I think,”  said 
Tom,  laughing ; “ but  I can’t  remember  much.” 

“I  only  kept  on  by  thinking  how  I hated 
those  devils  in  the  Exeter  boat,  and  how  done 
up  they  must  be,  and  hoping  their  No.  2 felt 
like  having  a fit.” 

At  this  moment  they  came  opposite  the  Cher- 
well.  The  leading  boat  was  just  passing  the 
winning-post,  off  the  university  barge,  and  the 
band  struck  up  the  “Conquering  Hero,”  with 
a crash.  And  while  a mighty  sound  of  shouts, 
murmui-s,  and  music  went  up  into  the  evening 
sky.  Miller  shook  the  tiller-ropes  again,  the 
Captain  shouted,  “Now  then,  pick  her  up,” 
and  the  St.  Ambrose  boat  shot  up  between  the 
swarming  banks  at  racing  pace  to  her  landing- 
place,  the  lion  of  the  evening. 

Dear  readers  of  the  gentler  sex ! you,  I know, 
will  pardon  the  enthusiasm  which  stirs  our 
pulses,  now  in  sober  middle  age,  as  we  call  up 
again  the  memories  of  this  the  most  exciting 
sport  of  our  boyhood  (for  we  were  but  boys 
then,  after  all).  You  will  pardon,  though  I fear 
hopelessly  unable  to  understand,  the  above 
sketch  ; your  sons  and  brothers  will  tell  you  it 
could  not  have  been  made  less  technical. 

For  you,  male  readers,  who  have  never  han- 
dled an  oar — what  shall  I say  to  you  ? You  at 
least,  I hope,  in  some  way — in  other  contests  of 
one  kind  or  an  other — have  felt  as  we  felt,  and 
have  striven  as  we  strove.  You  ought  to  un- 
derstand and  sympathize  with  us  in  all  our 
boating  memories.  Oh,  how  fresh  and  sweet 
they  are  ! Above  all,  that  one  of  the  gay  little 
Henley  town,  the  carriage-crowded  bridge,  the 
Hoble  river  reach,  the  giant  poplars,  which  mark 
the  critical  point  of  the  course — the  roaring  col- 
umn of  “ under-grads,”  light  blue  and  dark  pur- 


ple, Cantab  and  Oxonian,  alike  and  yet  how 
different — hurling  along  together,  and  hiding 
the  towing-path — the  clang  of  Henley  church- 
bells — the  cheering,  the  waving  of  embroidered 
handkerchiefs,  and  glancing  of  bright  eyes,  the 
ill-concealed  pride  of  fathers,  the  open  delight 
and  exultation  of  mothers  and  sisters — the 
levee  in  the  town-hall  when  the  race  was  rowed, 
the  great  cup  full  of  Champagne  (inn-Cham- 
pagne,  but  we  were  not  critical) — the  chops, 
the  steaks,  the  bitter-beer — but  we  run  into 
anti-climax — remember,  w'C  "were  boys  then, 
and  bear  with  us  if  you  can  not  sympathize. 

And  you,  old  companions,  Opavirai,  benchers 
(of  the  gallant  eight-oar),  now  seldom  met,  but 
never-forgotten,  lairds,  squires,  soldiers,  mer- 
chants, lawyers,  grave  J.P.’s,  graver  clergymen, 
gravest  bishops  (for  of  two  bishops  at  least  does 
our  brotherhood  boast),  I turn  for  a moment 
from  my  task,  to  reach  to  you  the  right  hand  of 
fellowship  from  these  pages,  and  empty  the 
solemn  pewter—  trophy  of  hard-won  victory— to 
your  health  and  happiness. 

Surely  none  the  worse  Christians  and  citizens 
are  ye  for  your  involuntary  failing  of  muscu- 
larity ! 


CHAPTER  XIV. 

A CHANGE  IN  THE  CREW,  AND  WHAT  CAME 
OF  IT. 

It  was  on  a Saturday  that  the  St.  Ambrose 
boat  made  the  first  bump,  described  in  our  last 
chapter.  On  the  next  Saturday,  the  day-week 
after  the  first  success,  at  nine  o’clock  in  the 
evening,  our  hero  was  at  the  door  of  Hardy’s 
rooms.  He  just  stopped  for  one  moment  outside, 
with  his  hand  on  the  lock,  looking  a little  puz- 
zled, but  withal  pleased,  and  then  opened  the 
door  and  entered.  The  little  estrangement 
which  there  had  been  between  them  for  some 
weeks  had  passed  away  since  the  races  had  be- 
gun. Hardy  had  thrown  himself  into  the  spirit 
of  them  so  thoroughly,  that  he  had  not  only  re- 
gained all  his  hold  on  Tom,  but  had  warmed 
up  the  whole  crew  in  his  favor,  and  had  molli- 
fied the  martinet  Miller  himself.  It  was  he 
who  had  managed  the  starting-rope  in  every 
race,  and  his  voice  from  the  towing-path  had 
come  to  be  looked  upon  as  a safe  guide  for  clap- 
ping on  or  rowing  steady.  Even  Miller,  auto- 
crat as  he  was,  had  come  to  listen  for  it,  in  con- 
firmation of  his  own  judgment,  before  calling 
on  the  crew  for  tlie  final  efibrt. 

So  Tom  had  recovered  his  old  footing  in  the 
servitor’s  rooms ; and  when  he  entered  on  the 
night  in  question,  did  so  with  the  bearing  of  an 
intimate  friend.  Hardy’s  tea  commons  were 
on  one  end  of  the  table,  as  usual,  and  he  was 
sitting  at  the  other  poring  over  a book.  Tom 
marched  straight  up  to  him  and  leaned  over 
his  shoulder. 

“What!  here  you  are  at  the  perpetual  grind,” 
he  said.  “Come,  shut  up,  and  give  me  soma 
tea  ; I want  to  talk  to  you.” 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


Hardy  looked  up  with  a grim  smile. 

“Are  you  up  to  a cup  of  tea?”  he  said; 
“look  here,  I was  just  reminded  of  you  fellows. 
Shall  I construe  for  you  ?” 

He  pointed  with  his  finger  to  the  open  page 
of  the  book  he  was  reading.  It  was  the  Knights 
of  Aristophanes,  and  Tom,  leaning  over  his 
shoulder,  read : 

K^ra  Katil^ov  juaXaKtor  I'l/a  fi')]  Tpl/3rji  t//i/  ev  ^aXa/Jitvi,  etc. 

After  meditating  a moment  he  burst  out, 
“You  hard-hearted  old  ruffian!  I come  here 
for  sympathy,  and  the  first  thing  you  do  is  to 
poke  fun  at  me  out  of  your  wretched  classics. 
I’ve  a good  mind  to  clear  out,  and  not  do  my 
errand.” 

“What’s  a man  to  do?”  said  Hardy.  “I 
hold  that  it’s  always  better  to  laugh  at  fortune. 
What’s  the  use  of  repining  ? You  have  done 
famously,  and  second  is  a capital  place  on  the 
river.” 

‘‘Second  be  hanged!”  said  Tom.  “We 
mean  to  be  first.” 

“ Well,  I hope  we  may !”  said  Hardy.  “ I 
can  tell  you  nobody  felt  it  more  than  I — not 
even  old  Diogenes — when  you  didn’t  make  your 
bump  to-night.” 

“ Now  you  talk  like  a man,  and  a Saint  Am- 
brosian,” said  Tom.  “ But  what  do  you  think? 
Shall  we  ever  catch  them?”  and,  so  saying,  he 
retired  to  a chair  opposite  the  tea-things. 

“No,”  said  Hardy  ; “I  don’t  think  we  ever 
shall.  I’m  very  sorry  to  say  it,  but  they  are  an 
uncommonly  strong  lot,  and  we  have  a weak 
place  or  two  in  our  crew.  I doti’t  think  W'e  can 
do  more  than  we  did  to-night — at  least  with 
the  present  crew.” 

“But  if  we  could  get  a little  more  strength 
we  might?” 

“Yes,  I think  so.  Jervis’s  stroke  is  worth 
two  of  theirs.  A very  little  more  powder  would 
do  it.” 

“ Then  we  must  have  a little  more  pow- 
der.” 

“ Aye,  but  how  are  Ave  to  get  it  ? Who  can 
you  put  in  ?” 

“You!”  said  Tom,  sitting  up.  “There, 
now,  that’s  just  what  I am  come  about.  Drys- 
dale  is  to  go  out.  Will  you  pull  next  race  ? 
They  all  want  you  to  row.” 

“Do  they?”  said  Hardy,  quietly  (but  Tom 
could  see  that  his  eye  sparkled  at  the  notion, 
though  he  was  too  proud  to  show  how  much  he 
was  pleased)  ; “ then  they  had  better  come  and 
ask  me  themselves.” 

“Well,  you  cantankerous  old  party,  they’re 
coming,  I can  tell  you!”  said  Tom,  in  great 
delight.  “The  Captain  just  sent  me  on  to 
break  ground,  and  will  be  here  directly  himself. 
I say  now.  Hardy,”  he  went  on,  “ don’t  y6u  say 
no.  I’ve  set  my  heart  upon  it.  I’m  sure  we 
shall  bump  them  if  you  pull.” 

“I  don’t  know  that,”  said  Hardy,  getting  up, 
and  beginning  to  make  tea,  to  conceal  the  ex- 
citement he  Avas  in  at  the  idea  of  roAving; 
“3'ou  sec  I’m  not  in  training.” 


“Gammon!”  said  Tom,  “you’re  always  in 
training,  and  you  knoAV  it.” 

“Well,”  said  Hardy,  “I  can’t  be  in  worse 
than  Drysdale.  He  has  been  of  no  use  aboA'C 
the  Gut  this  last  three  nights.” 

“That’s  just  what  Miller  says,”  said  Tom; 
“and  here  comes  the  Captain.”  There  was  a 
knock  at  the  door  while  he  spoke,  and  Jervis 
and  Miller  entered. 

Tom  was  in  a dreadful  fidget  for  the  next 
tAventy  minutes,  and  may  best  be  compared  to 
an  enthusiastic  envoy  negotiating  a treaty,  and 
suddenly  finding  his  action  impeded  by  the  arri- 
val of  his  principals.  Miller  was  A'ery  civil,  but 
not  pressing;  he  seemed  to  have  come  more 
with  a view  of  talking  over  the  present  state  of 
things,  and  consulting  upon  them,, than  of  en- 
listing a recruit.  Hardy  met  him  more  than 
half-Avay,  and  speculated  on  all  sorts  of  possible 
issues,  without  a hint  of  volunteering  himself. 
But  presently  Jervis,  who  did  not  understand 
finessing,  bi-oke  in,  and  asked  Hardy,  point 
blank,  to  pull  in  the  next  race ; and  Avhen  he 
pleaded  Avant  of  training,  overruled  him  at  once 
by  saying  that  there  was  no  better  training  than 
sculling.  So  in  half  an  hour  all  was  settled. 
Hardy  was  to  pull  fiA^e  in  the  next  race,  Diog- 
enes Avas  to  take  Blake’s  place  at  No.  7,  and 
Blake  to  take  Drysdale’s  oar  at  No.  2.  The 
Avhole  crew  were  to  go  for  a long  training  walk 
the  next  day,  Sunday,  in  the  afternoon ; to  go 
dowm  to  Abingdon  on  Monday,  just  to  get  into 
swing  in  their  new  places,  and  then  on  Tuesday 
to  abide  the  fate  of  Avar.  They  had  half  an 
hour’s  pleasant  talk  over  Hardy’s  tea,  and  then 
separated. 

“I  alAvays  told  you  he  Avas  our  man,”  said 
the  Captain  to  Miller,  as  they  Avalked  together 
to  the  gates  ; “we  Avant  strength,  and  he  is  as 
strong  as  a horse.  You  must  haA^e  seen  him 
sculling  yourself.  There  isn’t  his  match  on  the 
river,  to  my  mind.” 

“ Yes,  I think  he’ll  do,”  replied  Miller ; “at 
any  rate,  he  can’t  be  Avorse  than  Drysdale.” 

As  for  Tom  and  Hardy,  it  may  safely  be  said 
that  no  tAvo  men  in  Oxford  went  to  bed  in  bet- 
ter spirits  that  Saturday  night  than  they  tAvo. 

And  noAv  to  explain  how  it  came  about  that 
Hardy  was  AA’anted.  Fortune  had  smiled  upon 
the  St.  Ambrosians  in  the  two  races  Avhich  suc- 
ceeded the  one  in  Avhich  they  had  bumped  Exe- 
ter. They  had  risen  two  more  places  AA'ithout 
any  very  great  trouble.  Of  course,  the  constit- 
uencies on  the  bank  magnified  their  poAvers  and 
doings.  There  never  was  such  a creAV,  they 
Avere  quite  safe  to  be  head  of  the  river,  nothing 
could  live  against  their  pace.  So  the  young 
oars  in  the  boat  swallowed  all  they  heard, 
thought  themselves  the  finest  felloAvs  going,  took 
less  and  less  pains  to  keep  up  their  condition, 
and,  when  they  got  out  of  ear-shot  of  Jervis  and 
Diogenes,  were  ready  to  bet  two  to  one  that  they 
would  bump  Oriel  the  next  night,  and  keep  easi- 
ly head  of  the  river  for  the  rest  of  the  races. 

Saturday  night  came,  and  brought  with  it  a 
most  useful  though  unpalatable  lesson  to  the 


TOM  BKOWN  AT  OXPORD. 


St.  Ambrosians.  The  Oriel  boat  was  manned 
chiefly  by  old  oars  seasoned  in  many  a race, 
and  not  liable  to  panic  when  hard  pressed.  Tliey 
had  a fair  though  not  a flrst-ratc  stroke,  and  a 
good  coxswain ; experts  remarked  that  they 
ivere  rather  too  heavy  for  their  boat,  and  tliat 
3he  dipped  a little  when  they  put  on  any  thing 
like  a severe  spurt;  but,  on  the  whole,  they 
'were  by  no  means  the  sort  of  crew  you  could 
just  run  into  hand  over  hand.  So  Miller  and 
Diogenes  preached,  and  so  the  Arnbrosians 
found  out  to  their  cost. 

They  had  the  pace  of  the  other  boat,  and 
gained  as  usual  a boat’s  length  before  the  Gut ; 
but  first  those  two  fatal  corners  were  passed, 
and  then  other  well-remembered  spots  where 
former  bumps  had  been  made,  and  still  Miller 
made  no  sign ; on  the  contrary,  he  looked 
gloomy  and  savage.  The  St.  Ambrosian  shouts 
from  the  shore,  too,  changed  from  the  usual  ex- 
ultant peals  into  something  like  a quaver  of 
consternation,  while  the  air  was  rent  with  the 
name  and  laudations  of  “little  Oriel.” 

Long  before  the  Chevwell  Drysdale  was  com- 
pletely baked  (he  had  played  truant  the  day  be- 
fore and  dined  at  the  Weirs,  where  he  had  im- 
bibed much  dubious  hock),  but  he  from  old  nab- 
it  managed  to  keep  time.  Tom  and  the  other 
young  oars  got  flurried,  and  quickened ; the 
boat  dragged,  there  was  no  life  left  in  her,  and, 
though  they  managed  just  to  hold  their  first  ad- 
vantage, could  not  put  her  a foot  nearer  the 
stern  of  the  Oriel  boat,  which  glided  past  the 
winning-post  a clear  boat’s  length  ahead  of  her 
pursuers,  and  with  a crew  much  less  distressed. 

Such  races  must  tell  on  strokes ; and  even 
Jervis,  who  had  pulled  magnificently  through- 
out, was  very  much  done  at  the  close,  and  lean- 
ed over  his  oar  with  a swimming  in  his  head 
and  ?.n  approach  to  faintness,  and  was  scarcely 
able  to  see  for  a minute  or  so.  Miller’s  indig- 
nation knew  no  bounds,  but  he  bottled  it  up  till 
he  had  manoeuvred  the  crew  into  their  dressing- 
room  by  themselves,  Jervis  having  stopped  be- 
low. Then  he  let  out,  and  did  not  spare  them. 
“ They  would  kill  their  captain,  whose  little  fin- 
ger was  worth  the  whole  of  them  ; they  were 
disgracing  the  college ; three  or  four  of  them 
had  neither  heart,  head,  nor  pluck.”  They  all 
felt  that  this  was  unjust ; for,  after  all,  had  they 
not  brought  the  boat  up  to  the  second  place  ? 
Poor  Diogenes  sat  in  a corner  and  groaned  ; he 
forgot  to  prefix  “ old  fellow  ” to  the  few  obser- 
vations he  made.  Blake  had  great  difficulty  in 
adjusting  his  neck-tie  before  the  glass;  he 
merely  remarked  in  a pause  of  the  objurgation, 
“ In  faith,  coxswain,  these  be  very  bitter  words.” 
Tom  and  most  of  the  others  were  too  much  out 
of  heart  to  resist ; but  at  last  Drysdale  fired 
up: 

“You’ve  no  right  to  be  so  savage,  that  I can 
see,”  he  said,  suddenly  stopping  the  low  whistle 
in  which  he  was  indulging,  as  he  sat  on  thp 
corner  of  the  table  ; “ you  seem  to  think  No.  2 
the  weakest  out  of  several  weak  places  in  the 
boat.” 


“ Yes,  I do,”  said  Miller. 

“Then  this  honorable  member,”  said  Drys- 
dale, getting  off  the  table,  “seeing  that  his  hum- 
ble efforts  arc  unappreciated,  thinks  it  best  for 
the  public  service  to  place  his  resignation  in  the 
hands  of  your  coxswainship.” 

“Which  my  coxswainship  is  graciously 
pleased  to  accept,”  replied  Miller. 

“ Hurrah  for  a roomy  punt  and  a soft  cushion 
next  racing  night! — it’s  almost  worth  while  to 
have  been  rowing  all  this  time,  to  realize  the 
sensations  I shall  feel  when  I see  you  fellows 
passing  the  Cherwell  on  Tuesday.” 

Suave  est,  it’s  what  I’m  partial  to,  ma7i 
magno,  in  the  last  reach,  a ten-a,  from  the  tow- 
ing-path, alterius  viagnum  spectare  lahoreu},  to 
witness  the  tortures  of  you  wretched  beggars  in 
the  boat.  I’m  obliged  to  translate  for  Drysdale, 
who  never  learned  Latin,”  said  Blake,  finishing 
his  tie  before  the  glass.  There  was  an  awk- 
ward silence.  Miller  was  chafing  inwardly, 
and  running  over  in  his  mind  what  was  to  be 
done ; and  nobody  else  seemed  quite  to  know 
what  ought  to  happen  next,  when  the  door  open- 
ed and  Jervis  came  in. 

“ Congratulate  me,  my  Captain,”  said  Drys- 
dale ; “I’m  well  out  of  it  at  last.” 

J ervis  ‘ ‘ pished  and  pshawed  ” a little  at  hear- 
ing what  had  haj^pened,  but  his  presence  acted 
like  oil  on  the  waters.  The  moment  that  the 
resignation  was  named,  Tom’s  thoughts  had 
turned  to  Hardy.  Now  was  the  time — he  had 
such  confidence  in  the  man,  that  the  idea  of  get- 
ting him  in  for  next  race  entirely  changed  the 
aspect  of  affairs  to  him,  and  made  him  feel  as 
“ bumptious  ” again  as  he  had  done  in  the  morn- 
ing. So,  with  this  idea  in  his  head,  he  hung 
about  till  the  Captain  had  made  his  toilet,  and 
joined  himself  to  him  and  Miller  as  they  walk- 
ed up. 

“Well,  what  are  we  to  do  now?”  said  the 
Captain. 

“ That’s  just  what  you  have  to  settle,”  said 
Miller;  “you  have  been  up  all  the  term,  and 
know  the  men’s  pulling. better  than  I.” 

“I  suppose  we  must  press  somebody  from  the 
torpid — let  me  see,  there’s  Burton.” 

“He  rolls  like  a porpoise,”  interrupted  Mil- 
ler, positively ; “ impossible.” 

“ Stewart  might  do,  then.” 

“Never  kept  time  for  three  strokes  in  his 
life,”  said  Miller. 

“Well,  there  are  no  better  men,”  said  the 
Captain. 

“ Then  we  may  lay  our  account  to  stopping 
where  we  are,  if  we  don’t  even  lose  a place,” 
said  Miller. 

“ Dust  unto  dust,  what  must  be,  must ; 

If  you  can’t  get  crumb,  you’d  best  eat  crust,” 

said  the  Captain. 

“ It’s  all  very  well  talking  coolly  now,”  said 
Miller ; “ but  you’ll  kill  yourself  trying  to  bump, 
and  there  are  three  more  nights.” 

“Hardy  would  row  if  you  asked  him.  I’m 
sure,”  said  Tom. 

The  Captain  looked  at  Miller,  who  shook  his 


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head.  “ I don’t  think  it,”  he  said ; “ I take  him 
to  be  a shy  bird  that  won’t  come  to  every  body’s 
whistle.  We  might  have  had  him  two  years 
ago,  I believe — I wish  we  had.” 

“ I always  told  you  so,”  said  Jervis  ; “ at  any 
rate,  let’s  try  him.  He  can  but  say  no,  and  I 
don’t  think  he  will,  for  you  see  he  has  been  at 
the  starting-place  every  night,  and  as  keen  as  a 
freshman  all  the  time.” 

“I’m  sure  he  won’t,”  said  Tom  ; “ I know  he 
would  give  any  thing  to  pull.” 

“ You  had  better  go  to  his  rooms  and  sound 
him,”  said  the  Captain  ; “ Miller  and  I will  fol- 
low in  half  an  hour.”  We  have  already  heard 
how  Tom’s  mission  prospered. 

The  next  day,  at  a few  minutes  before  two 
o’clock,  the  St.  Ambrose  crew,  including  Hardy, 
with  Miller  (who  was  a desperate  and  indefati- 
gable pedestrian)  for  leader,  crossed  Magdalen 
Bridge.  At  five  they  returned  to  college,  hav- 
ing done  a little  over  fifteen  miles,  fair  heel  and 
toe  walking,  in  the  interval.  The  afternoon  had 
been  very  hot,  and  Miller  chuckled  to  the  Cap- 
tain, “I  don’t  think  there  will  be  much  trash 
left  in  any  one  of  them  after  that.  That  fellow 
Hardy  is  as  fine  as  a race-horse,  and,  did  you 
see,  he  never  turned  a hair  all  the  way.” 

The  crew'  dispersed  to  their  rooms,  delighted 
with  the  performance,  now  that  it  was  over,  and 
feeling  that  they  were  much  the  better  for  it, 
though  they  all  declared  it  had  been  harder  work 
than  any  race  they  had  yet  pulled.  It  would 
have  done  a trainer’s  heart  good  to  have  seen 
them,  some  twenty  minutes  afterwards,  dropping 
into  hall  (where  they  w'cre  allowed  to  dine  on 
Sundays  on  the  joint),  fresh  from  cold  baths, 
and  looking  ruddy  and  clear,  and  hard  enough 
for  any  thing. 

Again  on  Monday  not  a chance  was  lost. 
The  St.  Ambrose  boat  started  soon  after  one 
o’clock  for  Abingdon.  They  sw'ung  steadily 
down  the  whole  way,. and  back  again  to  Sand- 
ford  without  a single  spurt ; Miller  generally 
standing  in  the  stern,  and  preaching  above  all 
things  steadiness  and  time.  From  Sandford  up, 
they  were  accompanied  by  half  a dozen  men  or 
so,  who  ran  up  the  bank  watching  them.  The 
struggle  for  the  first  place  on  the  river  was  cre- 
ating great  excitement  in  the  rowdng  world,  and 
these  were  some  of  the  most  keen  connoisseurs, 
who,  having  heard  that  St.  Ambrose  had  changed 
a man,  w'ere  on  the  look-out  to  satisfy  themselves 
as  to  how  it  would  work.  The  general  opinion 
was  veering  round  in  favor  of  Oriel ; changes  so 
late  in  the  races,  and  at  such  a critical  moment, 
were  looked  upon  as  very  damaging. 

Foremost  among  the  runners  on  the  bank  was 
a wiry,  dark  man,  with  sanguine  complexion, 
who  went  with  a peculiar  long,  low  stride,  keep- 
ing his  keen  eye  well  on  the  boat.  Just  above 
Kennington  Island,  Jervis,  noticing  this  partic- 
ular spectator  for  the  first  time,  called  on  the 
crew,  and,  quickening  his  stroke,  took  them  up 
the  reach  at  racing  pace.  As  they  lay  in  Iflfley 
Lock,  the  dark  man  appeared  above  them,  and 
exchanged  a few  words,  and  a good  deal  of  dumb 


show,  with  the  Captain  and  Miller,  and  then 
disappeared. 

From  Iffiey  up  they  went  steadily  again.  On 
the  whole.  Miller  seemed  to  be  in  very  good 
spirits  in  the  dressing-room  ; he  thought  the 
boat  trimmed  better,  and  went  better  than  she 
had  ever  done  before,  and  complimented  Blake 
particularly  for  the  ease  with  which  he  had 
changed  sides.  They  all  went  up  in  high  spir- 
its, calling  on  their  way  at  “The  Choughs”  for 
one  glass  of  old  ale  round,  which  Miller  was 
graciously  pleased  to  allow.  Tom  never  re- 
membered till  after  they  were  out  again  that 
Hardy  had  never  been  there  before,  and  felt  em- 
barrassed for  a moment,  but  it  soon  passed  off. 
A moderate  dinner  and  early  to  bed  finished  the 
day,  and  Miller  was  justified  in  his  parting  re- 
mark to  the  Captain,  “Well,  if  we  don’t  win, 
we  can  comfort  ourselves  that  we  haven’t  drop- 
ped a stitch  this  last  two  days,  at  any  rate.” 

Then  the  eventful  day  arose  which  Tom,  and 
many  another  man,  felt  was  to  make  or  mar  St. 
Ambrose.  It  was  a glorious  early-summer  day, 
without  a cloud,  scarcely  a breath  of  air  stirring. 
“We  shall  have  a fair  start,  at  any  rate,”  was 
the  general  feeling.  We  have  already  seen  what 
a throat-drving,  nervous  business  the  morning 
of  a race-day  is,  and  must  not  go  over  the  same 
ground  more  than  we  can  help  ; so  we  will  im- 
agine the  St.  Ambrose  boat  down  at  the  start- 
ing-place,, lying  close  to  the  towing-path,  just 
before  the  first  gun. 

There  is  a much  greater  crowd  than  usual 
opposite  the  first  two  boats.  By  this  time 
most  of  the  other  boats  have  found  their  places, 
for  there  is  not  much  chance  of  any  thing  very 
exciting  down  below ; so,  besides  the  men  of 
Oriel  and  St.  Ambrose  (who  muster  to-night  of 
all  sorts,  the  fastest  of  the  fast  and  the  slowest 
of  the  slow  having  been  by  this  time  shamed 
into  something  like  enthusiasm),  many  of  other 
colleges,  whose  boats  haA^e  no  chance  of  bump- 
ing or  being  bumped,  flock  to  the  point  of  at- 
traction. 

“Do  you  make  out  what  the  change  is?” 
says  a backer  of  Oriel  to  his  frieixl  in  the  like 
predicament. 

“Yes,  they’ve  got  a new  No.  5,  don’t  you 
see,  and,  by  George,  I don’t  like  his  looks,” 
answered  his  friend ; “ awfully  long  and  strong 
in  the  arm,  and  well-ribbed  up.  A devilish 
awkward  customer.  I shall  go  and  try  to  get 
a hedge.” 

“ Pooh,”  says  the  other,  “did  you  ever  know 
one  man  won  a race  ?” 

“Aye,  that  I have,”  says  his  friend,  and 
walks  off  towards  the  Oriel  crowd  to  take  five 
to  four  on  Oriel  in  half-sovereigns,  if  he  can 
get  it. 

Now  their  dark  friend  of  3’esterday  comes 
up  at  a trot,  and  pulls  up  close  to  the  Captain, 
M'ith  whom  he  is  evidently  dear  friends.  He  is 
Avorth  looking  at,  being  coxswain  of  the  O.U.B., 
the  best  steerer,  runner,  and  sAvimmer  in  Ox- 
ford ; amphibious  himself,  and  sprung  from  an 
amphibious  race.  His  OAvn  boat  is  in  no  dan- 


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ger,  so  he  has  left  her  to  take  care  of  her- 
self. He  is  on  the  look-out  for  recruits  for 
the  University  crew,  and  no  reeruiting  ser- 
geant has  a shatter  eye  for  the  sort  of  stuff  he 
requires. 

“What’s  his  name?”  he  says  in  a low  tone 
to  Jervis,  giving  a jerk  with  his  head  towards 
Hardy.  “ Where  did  you  get  him  ?” 

“Hardy,”  answers  the  Captain,  in  the  same 
tone ; “ it’s  his  first  night  in  the  boat.” 

“I  know  that,”  replies  the  coxswain;  “I 
never  saw  him  row  before  yesterday.  He’s 
the  fellow  who  sculls  in  that  brown  skiff,  isn’t 
he?” 

“Yes,  and  I think  he’ll  do;  keep  your  eye 
on  him.” 

The  coxswain  nods  as  if  he  were  somewhat 
of  the  same  mind,  and  examines  Hardy  with 
the  eye  of  a connoisseur,  pretty  much  as  the 
judge  at  an  agricultural  show  looks  at  the  prize 
bull.  Hardy  is  tightening  the  strap  of  his 
stretcher,  and  all-unconscious  of  the  compli- 
ments which  are  being  paid  him.  The  great 
authority  seems  satisfied  with  his  inspection, 
grins,  rubs  his  hands,  and  trots  off  to  the 
Oriel  boat  to  make  Comparisons. 

Just  as  the  first  gun  is  heard.  Grey  sidles 
nervously  to  the  front  of  the  crowd,  as  if  he 
were  doing  something  very  audacious,  and 
draws  Hardy’s  attention,  exchanging  sympa- 
thizing nods  with  him,  but  saying  nothing,  for 
he  knows  not  what  to  say,  and  then  disappear- 
ing again  in  the  crowd. 

“ Hallo,  Drysdale,  is  that  you  ?”  says 
Blake,  as  they  push  off  from  the  shore.  “I 
thought  you  were  going  to  take  it  easy  in  a 
punt.” 

“ So  I thought,”  said  Drysdale,  “ but  I 
couldn’t  keep  away,  and  here  I am.  I shall 
run  up ; and  mind,  if  I see  you  within  ten 
feet,  and  cock-sure  to  win.  I’ll  give  a view  hallo. 
I’ll  be  bound  you  shall  hear  it.” 

“May  it  come  speedily,”  said  Blake,  and 
then  settled  himself  in  his  seat. 

“ Eyes  in  the  boat — mind  now,  steady  all. 
watch  the  stroke  and  don’t  quicken.” 

These  are  Miller’s  last  words  ; every  faculty 
of  himself  and  the  crew  being  now  devoted  to 
getting  a good  start.  This  is  no  difficult  mat- 
ter, as  the  water  is  like  glass,  and  the  boat  lies 
lightly  on  it,  obeying  the  slightest  dip  of  the 
oars  of  bow  and  two,  who  just  feel  the  water 
twice  or  thrice  in  the  last  minute.  Then,  af- 
ter a few  moments  of  breathless  hush  on  the 
bank,  the  last  gun  is  fired,  and  they  are  off. 

The  same  scene  of  mad  excitement  ensues, 
only  tenfold  more  intense,  as  almost  the  whole 
interest  of  the  races  is  to-night  concentrated 
on  the  two  head  boats  and  their  fate.  At 
every  gate  there  is  a jam,  and  the  weaker  ves- 
sels are  shoved  into  the  ditches,  upset,  and  left 
unnoticed.  The  most  active  men,  including 
the  O.U.B.  coxswain,  shun  the  gates  alto- 
gether, and  take  the  big  ditches  in  their  stride, 
making  for  the  long  bridges,  that  they  may  get 
quietly  over  these  and  be  safe  for  the  best  part 


of  the  race.  They  know  that  the  critical  point 
of  the  struggle  will  be  near  the  finish. 

Both  boats  made  a beautiful  start,  and  again, 
as  before,  in  the  first  dash  the  St.  Ambrose 
pace  tells,  and  they  gain  their  boat’s  length  be- 
fore first  winds  fail ; then  they  settle  down  for 
a long  steady  effort.  Both  crews  are  rowing 
comparatively  steady,  reserving  themselves  for 
the  tug  of  war  up  above.  Thus  they  pass  the 
Gut,  and  those  two  treacherous  corners,  the 
scene  of  countless  bumps,  into  the  wider  water 
beyond,  up  under  the  willows. 

Miller’s  face  is  decidedly  hopeful ; he  shows 
no  sign,  indeed,  but  you  can  see  that  he  is  not 
the  same  man  as  he  was  at  this  place  in  the 
last  race.  He  feels  that  to-day  the  boat  is  full 
of  life,  and  that  he  can  call  on  his  crew  with 
hopes  of  an  answer.  His  well-trained  eye  also 
deteets  that,  while  both  crews  are  at  full  stretch, 
his  own,  instead  of  losing,  as  it  did  on  the  last 
night,  is  now  gaining  inch  by  inch  on  Oriel. 
The  gain  is  scarcely  perceptible  to  him  even  ; 
from  the  bank  it  is  quite  imperceptible ; but  there 
it  is ; he  is  surer  and  surer  of  it,  as  one  after 
another  the  willows  are  left  behind. 

And  now  comes  the  pinch.  The  Oriel  cap- 
tain is  beginning  to  be  conscious  of  the  fact 
which  has  been  dawning  on  Miller,  but  will  not 
acknowledge  it  to  himself ; and  as  his  coxswain 
turns  the  boat’s  head  gently  across  the  stream, 
and  makes  for  the  Berkshire  side  and  the  goal, 
now  full  in  view,  he  smiles  grimly  as  he  quick- 
ens his  stroke  ; he  will  shake  off  these  light- 
heeled  gentry  yet,  as  he  did  before. 

Miller  sees  the  move  in  a moment,  and  sig- 
nals his  captain,  and  the  next  stroke  St.  Am- 
brose had  quickened  also  ; and  now  there  is  no 
mistake  about  it,  St.  Ambrose  is  creeping  up 
slowly  but  surely.  The  boat’s  length  lessens  to 
forty  feet,  thirty  feet — surely  and  steadily  less- 
ens. But  the  race  is  not  lost  yet ; thirty  feet 
is  a short  space  enough  to  look  at  on  the  water, 
but  a good  bit  to  pick  up  foot  by  foot  in  the 
last  two  or  three  hundred  yards  of  a desperate 
struggle.  They  are  over  under  the  Berkshire 
side  now,  and  there  stands  up  the  winning-post, 
close  ahead,  all  but  won.  The  distance  lessens, 
and  lessens  still,  but  the  Oriel  crew  stick  stead- 
ily and  gallantly  to  their  work,  and  will  fight 
every  inch  of  distance  to  the  last.  The  Oriel 
men  on  the  bank,  who  are  rushing  along  some- 
times in  the  water,  sometimes  out,  hoarse,  furi- 
ous, madly  alternating  between  hope  and  de- 
spair, have  no  reason  to  be  ashamed  of  a man 
in  the  crew.  Off  the  mouth  of  the  Cherwell 
there  is  still  twenty  feet  between  them.  An- 
other minute,  and  it  will  be  over  one  way  or 
another.  Every  man  in  both  crews  is  now  do- 
ing his  best,  and  no  mistake : tell  me  which  boat 
holds  the  most  men  who  can  do  better  than  their 
best  at  a pinch,  who  will  risk  a broken  blood- 
vessel, and  I will  tell  you  how  it  will  end. 
“ Hard  pounding,  gentlemen  ; let’s  see  who  will 
pound  longest,”  the  Duke  is  reported  to  have 
said  at  Waterloo,  and  won.  “Now  Tummy, 
lad,  ’tis  thou  or  I,”  Big  Ben  said,  as  he  came 


TOM  BliOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


up  to  the  last  round  of  his  hardest  fight,  and 
won.  Is  there  a man  of  that  temper  in  either 
crew  to-night  ? If  so,  now’s  his  time.  For 
both  coxswains  have  called  on  their  men  for  the 
last  effort ; Miller  is  whirling  the  tassel  of  his 
right-hand  tiller-rope  round  his  head  like  a wiry 
little  lunatic ; from  the  towing-path,  from  Christ- 
church meadow,  from  the  row  of  punts,  from  the 
clustered  tops  of  the  barges,  comes  a roar  of  en- 
couragement and  applause,  and  the  hand,  un- 
able to  resist  the  impulse,  breaks  with  a crash 
into  the  “ Jolly  Young  Waterman,”  playing 
two  bars  to  the  second.  A bump  in  the  Gut 
is  nothing  — a few  partisans  on  the  towing- 
path  to  cheer  you,  already  out  of  breath ; but  up 
here  at  the  very  finish,  with  all  Oxford  looking 
on,  when  the  prize  is  the  headship  of  the  river 
— once  in  a generation  only  do  men  get  such  a 
chance. 

Who  ever  saAV  Jervis  not  up  to  his  work? 
The  St.  Ambrose  stroke  is  glorious.  Tom  had 
an  atom  of  go  still  left  in  the  very  back  of  his 
head,  and  at  this  moment  he  heard  Drysdale’s 
view  hallo  above  all  the  din  ; it  seemed  to  give 
him  a lift,  and  other  men  besides  in  the  boat, 
for  in  another  six  strokes  the  gap  is  lessened, 
and  St.  Ambrose  has  crept  up  to  ten  feet,  and 
now  to  five  from  the  stern  of  Oriel.  Weeks 
afterwards  Hardy  confided  to  Tom  that  when  he 
heard  that  view  hallo  he  seemed  to  feel  the 
muscles  of  his  arms  and  legs  turn  into  steel,  and 
did  more  work  in  the  last  twenty  strokes  than  in 
any  other  forty  in  the  earlier  part  of  the  race. 

Another  fifty  yards  and  Oriel  is  safe,  but  the 
look  on  the  Captain’s  face  is  so  ominous  that 
their  coxswain  glances  over  his  shoulder.  The 
bow  of  St.  Ambrose  is  within  two  feet  of  their 
rudder.  It  is  a moment  for  desperate  expedi- 
ents. He  pulls  his  left  tiller-rope  suddenly, 
thereby  carrying  the  stern  of  his  own  boat  out 
of  the  line  of  the  St.  Ambrose,  and  calls  on  his 
own  crew  once  more ; they  respond  gallantly 
yet,  but  the  rudder  is  against  them  for  a mo- 
ment, and  the  boat  drags.  St.  Ambrose  over- 
laps. “A  bump  ! a bump  I”  shout  the  St.  Am- 
brosians  on  shore.  “ Row  on ! row  on !”  screams 
Miller.  He  has  not  yet  felt  the  electric  shock, 
and  knows  he  will  miss  his  bump  if  the  young 
ones  slacken  for  a moment.  A young  cox- 
swain would  have  gone  on  making  shots  at  the 
stern  of  the  Oriel  boat,  and  so  have  lost. 

A bump  now  and  no  mistake ; the  bow  of  the 
St.  Ambrose  boat  jams  the  oar  of  the  Oriel  stroke, 
and  the  two  boats  pass  the  winning-post  with  the 
way  that  was  on  them  when  the  bump  was  made ; 
so  near  a shave  was  it. 

Who  can  describe  the  scene  on  the  bank  ? It 
was  a hurly-burly  of  delirious  joy,  in  the  midst 
of  which  took  place  a terrific  combat  between 
Jack  and  the  Oriel  dog — a noble  black  bull  ter- 
rier belonging  to  the  college  in  general,  and  no 
one  in  particular — who  always  attended  the  races 
and  felt  the  misfortune  keenly.  Luckily,  they 
were  parted  without  worse  things  happening ; for 
though  the  Oriel  men  were  savage,  and  not  dis- 
inclined for  a jostle,  the  milk  of  human  kindness 


was  too  strong  for  the  moment  in  their  adversa- 
ries.  So  J ack  was  choked  off  with  some  trouble, 
and  the  Oriel  men  extricated  themselves  from 
the  crowd,  carrying  off  Crib,  their  dog,  and  look- 
ing straight  before  them  into  vacancy. 

“Well  rowed,  boys!”  says  Jervis,  turning 
round  to  his  crew  as  they  lay  panting  on  their 
oars. 

“ Well  rowed,  five!”  says  Miller,  who  even 
in  the  hour  of  sueh  a triumph  is  not  inclined  to 
be  general  in  laudation. 

“Well  rowed,  five !-”  is  echoed  from  the  bank  ; 
it  is  that  cunning  man,  the  recruiting-sergeant. 
'•'•Fatally  well  rowed,”  he  adds  to  a comrade, 
with  whom  he  gets  into  one  of  the  punts  to  cross 
to  Christchurch  meadow;  “ we  must  have  him 
in  the  University  crew.” 

“I  don’t  think  you’ll  get  him  to  row,  from 
what  I hear,”  answers  the  other. 

“Then  he  must  be  handcuffed  and  carried 
into  the  boat  by  force,”  says  the  O.U.B.  cox- 
swain ; “ why  is  not  the  press-gang  an  institu- 
tion in  this  university  ?” 


CHAPTER  XV. 

A STORM  BREWS  AND  BREAKS. 

Certainlt  Drysdale’s  character  came  out 
well  that  night.  He  did  not  seem  the  least  jeal- 
ous of  the  success  which  had  been  achieved 
through  his  dismissal.  On  the  contrary,  there 
was  no  man  in  the  college  who  showed  more  in- 
terest in  the  race,  or  joy  at  the  result,  than  he. 
Perhaps  the  pleasure  of  being  out  of  it  himself 
may  have  reckoned  for  something  with  him. 
In  any  case,  there  he  was  at  the  door  with  Jack, 
to  meet  the  crew  as  they  landed  after  the  race, 
with  a large  pewter,  foaming  with  shandygaff,  in 
each  hand,  for  their  recreation.  Draco  himself 
could  not  have  foi'bidden  them  to  drink  at  that 
moment ; so,  amidst  shaking  of  hands  and  clap- 
pings on  the  back,  the  pewters  travelled  round 
from  stroke  to  bow,  and  then  the  crew  went  off  to 
their  dressing-room,  accompanied  by  Drysdale 
and  others. 

“ Bravo  ! it  was  the  finest  race  that  has  been 
seen  on  the  river  this  six  years ; every  body  says 
so.  You  fellows  have  deserwed  well  of  your 
country.  I’ve  sent  up  to  college  to  have  supper 
in  my  rooms,  and  you  must  all  come.  Hang 
training ! there  are  only  two  more  nights,  and 
you’re  safe  to  keep  your  place.  What  do  you 
say.  Captain  ? eh.  Miller  ? Now  be  good-na- 
tured for  once.” 

“Miller,  what  do  you  say?”  said  the  Cap- 
tain. 

“ Well,  we  don’t  got  head  of  the  river  every 
night,”  said  Miller.  “I  don’t  object,  if  you’ll 
all  turn  out  and  go  to  bed  at  eleven.” 

“ That’s  all  right,”  said  Drysdale  ; ‘ ‘ and  now 
let's  go  to  the  old  ‘ Choughs  ’ and  have  a glass 
of  ale  while  supper  is  getting  ready.  Eh, 
Brown  ?”  and  he  hooked  his  arm  into  Tom’s 
and  led  the  way  into  the  town. 


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“I’m  so  sorry  you  were  not  in  it  for  the  finish,”  j 
said  Tom,  who  was  quite  touched  by  his  friend’s 
good-humor. 

“ Are  you  ?”  said  Drysdale  ; “ it’s  more  than 
I am,  then,  I can  tell  you.  If  you  could  have 
seen  yourselves  under  the  willows,  you  wouldn’t 
have  thought  yourself  much  of  an  object  of 
envy.  Jack  and  I were  quite  satisfied  with  our 
share  of  work  and  glory  on  the  bank.  Weren’t 
we,  old  fellow?”  at  which  salutation  Jack  rear- 
ed himself  on  his  hind  legs  and  licked  his  mas- 
ter’s hand. 

“Well,  you’re  a real  good  fellow,  for  taking 
it  as  you  do.  I don’t  think  I could  have  come 
near  the  river  if  I had  been  you.” 

“ I take  every  thing  as  it  comes,”  said 
Drysdale.  “The  next  race  is  on  Derby  day, 
and  I couldn’t  have-gone  if  I hadn’t  been  turned 
out  of  the  boat ; that’s  a compensation,  you  see. 
Here  we  are.  I wonder  if  Miss  Patty  has  heard 
of  the  victory?” 

They  turned  down  the  little  passage  entrance 
of  “The  Choughs”  as  he  spoke,  followed  by 
most  of  the  crew,  and  by  a tail  of  younger  St. 
Ambrosians,  their  admirers,  and  the  bar  was 
crowded  the  next  moment.  Patty  was  there, 
of  course,  and  her  services  were  in  great  requi- 
sition ; for  though  each  of  the  crew  only  took  a 
small  glass  of  the  old  ale,  they  made  as  much 
fuss  about  it  with  the  pretty  bar-maid  as  if  they 
were  drinking  hogsheads.  In  fact,  it  had  be- 
come clearly  the  correct  thing  with  the  St.  Am- 
brosians to  make  much  of  Patty  ; and,  consider- 
ing the  circumstances,  it  -was  only  a wonder  that 
she  was  not  more  spoilt  than  seemed  to  be  the 
case.  Indeed,  as  Hardy  stood  up  in  the  corner 
opposite  to  the  landlady’s  chair,  a silent  on-look- 
er at  the  scene,  he  couldn’t  help  admitting  to 
himself  that  the  girl  held  her  own  well,  without 
doing  or  saying  any  thing  unbecoming  a mod- 
est woman.  And  it  was  a hard  thing  for  him 
to  be  fair  to  her,  for  what  he  saw  now  in  a few 
minutes  confirmed  the  impression  which  his 
former  visit  had  left  on  his  mind — that  his 
friend  was  safe  in  her  toils;  how  deeply,  of 
course,  he  could  not  judge  ; but  that  there  was 
more  between  them  than  he  could  approve  was 
now  clear  enough  to  him ; and  he  stood  silent, 
leaning  against  the  wall  in  that  farthest  corner, 
in  the  shadow  of  a projecting  cupboard,  much 
distressed  in  mind,  and  pondering  over  wliat  it 
behooved  him  to  do  under  the  circumstances. 
With  the  exception  of  a civil  sentence  or  two  to 
the  old  landlady,  who  sat  opposite  him  knit- 
ting, and  casting  rather  uneasy  looks  from  time 
to  time  towards  the  front  of  the  bar,  he  spoke  to 
no  one.  In  fact,  nobody  came  near  that  end 
of  the  room,  and  their  existence  seemed  to  have 
been  forgotten  by  the  rest. 

Tom  had  been  a little  uncomfortable  for  the 
first  minute  ; but  after  seeing  Hardy  take  his 
glass  of  ale,  and  then  missing  him,  he  forgot  all 
about  him,  and  was  too  busy  with  his  own  af- 
fairs to  trouble  himself  further.  He  had  be- 
come a sort  of  drawer,  or  bar-man  at  “The 
Choughs,”  and  presided,  under  Patty,  over  the  ' 
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I distribution  of  the  ale,  giving  an  eye  to  his 
chief  to  see  that  she  was  not  put  upon. 

Drysdale  and  Jack  left,  after  a sliort  stay,  to 
see  that  the  supper  was  being  properly  prepared. 
Soon  afterwards  Patty  went  off  out  of  tlie  bar 
in  answer  to  some  bell  which  called  her  to  an- 
other part  of  the  house ; and  the  St.  Ambro- 
sians voted  that  it  was  time  to  go  off  to  college 
to  supper,  and  cleared  out  into  the  street. 

Tom  went  out  with  the  last  batch  of  them, 
but  lingered  a moment  in  the  passage  outside. 
He  knew  the  house  and  its  ways  well  enough 
by  this  time.  The  next  mome,i^‘  appear- 
ed from  a side  door,  which  leil“'  ..p,.jither  part 
of  the  house. 

“ So  you’re  not  going  to  stay  and  play  a game 
with  aunt,”  she  said  ; “ what  makes  you  in  such 
a hurry  ?” 

“I  must  go  up  to  college  ; there’s  a supper  to 
celebrate  our  getting  head  of  the  river.”  Patty 
looked  down  and  pouted  a little.  Tom  took  her 
hand,  and  said,  sentimentally,  “Don’t  be  cross, 
now  ; you  know  that  I would  sooner  stay  here, 
don’t  you  ?” 

She  tossed  her  head  and  pulled  away  her  hand, 
and  then,  changing  the  subject,  said: 

“Who’s  that  ugly  old  fellow  W'ho  was  here 
again  to-night  ?” 

“ There  was  no  one  older  than  Miller,  and  he 
is  rather  an  admirer  of  yours.  I shall  tell  him 
you  called  him  ugly.” 

“ Oh,  I don’t  mean  Mr.  Miller  ; you  know 
that  well  enough,”  she  answered.  “I  mean 
him  in  the  old  rough  coat,  who  don’t  talk  to  any 
one.” 

“Ugly  old  fellow,  Patty?  Why  you  mean 
Hardy.  He’s  a great  friend  of  mine,  and  you 
must  like  him  for  my  sake.” 

“I’m  sure  I won’t.  I don’t  like  him  a bit ; 
he  looks  so  cross  at  me.” 

“It’s  all  your  fancy.  There  now,  good- 
night.” 

“You  shan’t  go,  however,  till  you’ve  given 
me  that  handkerchief.  You  promised  it  me  if 
you  got  head  of  the  river.” 

“Oh!  you  little  story-teller.  Why,  they  are 
my  college  colors.  I wouldn’t  part  with  them 
for  worlds.  I’ll  give  3"ou  a lock  of  my  hair,  and 
the  prettiest  handkerchief  you  can  find  in  Ox- 
ford ; but  not  this.” 

“ But  I u-ill  have  it,  and  you  did  promise  me 
it,”  she  said,  and  put  up  her  hands  suddenly, 
and  untied  the  bow  of  Tom’s  neck-handkerchief. 
He  caught  her  wrists  in  his  hands  and  looked 
down  into  her  eyes,  in  which,  if  he  saw  a little 
pique  at  his  going,  he  saw  other  things  which 
stirred  in  him  strange  feelings  of  triumph  and 
tenderness. 

“ Well,  then,  you  shall  pay  for  it,  anyhow,” 
lie  said.  Why  need  I tell  what  followed? 
There  was  a little  struggle — a “Go  along,  do, 
Mr.  Brown  !”  and  the  next  minute  Tom,  minus 
liis  handkerchief,  was  hurrying  after  his  com- 
panions ; and  Patty  was  watching  him  from  the 
door,  and  setting  her  cap  to  rights.  Then  slic 
turned  and  went  back  into  the  bar,  and  started, 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


and  turned  red,  as  she  saw  Hardy  there,  still 
standing  in  the  farther  corner,  opposite  her 
aunt.  He  finished  his  glass  of  ale  as  she  came 
in,  and  then  passed  out,  wishing  them  “Good- 
night.” 

“Why,  aunt,”  she  said,  “ I thought  they  were 
all  gone.  Who  was  that  sour-looking  man  ?” 

“He  seems  a nice  quiet  gentleman,  my 
dear,”  said  the  old  lady,  looking  up.  “I’m 
sure  he’s  much  better  than  those  ones  as  makes 
so  much  racket  in  the  bar.  But  where  have 
you  been.  Fatty  ?” 

“ Oh,.^^'"  “p  ''Qmmercial  room,  aunt.  Won’t 
you  have  cribbage  ?”  and  Patty  took 

up  the  caf^s  and  set  the  board  out,  the  old  lady 
looking  at  her  doubtfully  all  the  time  through 
her  spectacles.  She  was  beginning  to  wish  that 
the  college  gentlemen  wouldn’t  come  so  much 
to  the  house,  though  they  were  very  good  cus- 
tomers. 

Tom,  minus  his  handkerchief,  hurried  after 
his  comrades,  and  caught  them  up  before  they 
,got  up  to  college.  They  were  all  there  but 
Hardy,  whose  absence  vexed  our  hero  for  a mo- 
ment ; he  had  hoped  that  Hardy,  now  that  he 
was  -in  the  boat,  would  have  shaken  off  all  his 
reserve  towards  the  other  men,  and  blamed  him 
because  he  had  not  done  so  at  once.  There 
could  be  no  reason  for  it  but  his  own  oddness, 
he  thought,  for  every  one  was  full  of  his  praises 
as  they  strolled  on  talking  of  the  race.  Miller 
praised  his  style,  and  time,  and  pluck.  “ Didn’t 
you  feel  how  the  boat  sprung  when  I called  on 
you  at  the  Cherwell?”  he  said  to  the  Captain. 
“ Drysdale  was  always  dead  beat  at  the  Gut, 
and  just  like  a log  in  the  boat,  pretty  much  like 
some  of  the  rest  of  you.” 

“ He’s  in  such  good  training,  too,”  said  Di- 
ogenes ; “ I shall  find  out  how  he  diets  him- 
self.” 

“We’ve  pretty  well  done  with  that,  I should 
hope,”  said  No.  G.  “ There  are  only  two  more 
nights,  and  nothing  can  touch  us  now.” 

“Don’t  be  too  sure  of  that,”  said  Miller. 
“ Mind  now,  all  of  you,  don’t  let  us  have  any 
nonsense  till  the  races  are  over  and  we  are  all 
safe.” 

And  so  they  talked  on  till  they  reached  col- 
lege, and  then  dispersed  to  their  rooms  to  wash 
and  dress,  and  met  again  in  Drysdale’s  rooms, 
where  supper  was  awaiting  them. 

Again  Hardy  did  not  appear.  Drysdale  sent 
a scout  to  his  rooms,  who  brought  back  word 
that  he  could  not  find  him ; so  Drysdale  set  to 
work  to  do  the  honors  of  his  table,  and  enjoyed 
the  pleasure  of  tempting  the  crew  with  all  sorts 
of  forbidden  hot  liquors,  which  he  and  the  rest 
of  the  non-professionals  imbibed  freely.  But 
with  Miller’s  eye  on  them,  and  the  example  of 
Diogenes  and  the  Captain  before  them,  the  rest 
of  the  crew  exercised  an  abstemiousness  which 
would  have  been  admirable,  had  it  not  been  in 
a great  measure  compulsory. 

It  was  a great  success,  this  supper  at  Drys- 
dale’s, although  knocked  up  at  an  hour’s  notice. 
The  triumph  of  their  boat  had,  for  the  time. 


the  effect  of  warming  up  and  drawing  out  the 
feeling  of  fellowship  which  is  the  soul  of  col- 
lege life.  Though  only  a few  men  besides  the 
crew  sat  down  to  supper,  long  before  it  was  clear- 
ed away  men  of  every  set  in  the  college  came 
in,  in  the  highest  spirits,  and  the  room  was 
crowded.  For  Drysdale  sent  round  to  every 
man  in  the  college  with  whom  he  had  a speak- 
ing acquaintance,  and  they  flocked  in  and  sat 
where  they  could,  and  men  talked  and  laughed 
with  neighbors  with  whom,  perhaps,  they  had 
never  exchanged  a word  since  the  time  Avhen 
they  were  freshmen  together. 

Of  course  there  were  speeches,  cheered  to  the 
echo,  and  songs,  of  which  the  choruses  might 
have  been  heard  in  the  High  Street.  At  a lit- 
tle before  eleven,  nevertheless,  despite  the  prot- 
estations of  Drysdale,  and  the  passive  resistance 
of  several  of  their  number.  Miller  carried  off  the 
crew,  and  many  of  the  other  guests  went  at  the 
same  time,  leaving  their  host  and  a small  circle 
to  make  a night  of  it. 

Tom  went  to  his  rooms  in  high  spirits,  hum- 
ming the  air  of  one  of  the  songs  he  had  just 
heard ; but  he  had  scarcely  thrown  his  gown 
on  a chair  when  a thought  struck  him,  and  he 
ran  down  stairs  again  and  across  to  Hardy’s 
rooms. 

Hardy  was  sitting  with  some  cold  tea  poured 
out,  but  untasted,  before  him,  and  no  books 
open — a very  unusual  thing  with  him  at  night. 
But  Tom  either  did  not  or  would  not  notice 
that  there  was  any  thing  unusual. 

He  seated  himself,  and  began  gossiping  away 
as  fast  as  he  could,  without  looking  much  at 
the  other.  He  began  by  recounting  all  the 
complimentary  things  which  had  been  said  by 
Miller  and  others  of  Hardj^’s  pulling.  Then  he 
went  on  to  the  supper  party  ; what  a jolly  even- 
ing they  had  had ; he  did  not  remember  any 
thing  so  pleasant  since  he  had  been  up,  and  he 
retailed  the  speeches  and  named  the  best  songs. 
“You  really  ought  to  have  been  there.  Why 
didn’t  you  come  ? Drysdale  sent  over  for  you. 
I’m  sui'e  every  one  wished  you  had  been  there. 
Didn’t  you  get  his  message  ?” 

“ I didn’t  feel  up  to  going,”  said  Hardy. 

“ There’s  nothing  the  matter,  eh  ?”  said  Tom, 
as  the  thought  crossed  his  mind  that  perhaps 
Hardy  had  hurt  himself  in  the  race,  as  he  had 
not  been  regularly  training. 

“No,  nothing,”  answered  the  other. 

Tom  tried  to  make  play  again,  but  soon 
came  to  an  end  of  his  talk.  It  was  impossible 
to  make  head  against  that  cold  silence.  At 
last  he  stopped,  looked  at  Hardy  for  a minute, 
who  was  staring  abstractedly  at  the  sword  over 
his  mantel-piece,  and  then  said : 

“There  is  something  the  matter,  though. 
Don’t  sit  glowering  as  if  you  had  swallowed  a 
furze-bush.  Why,  you  haven’t  been  smoking, 
old  boy,”  he  added,  getting  up  and  putting  his 
hand  on  the  other’s  shoulder.  “ I see,  that’s  it. 
Here,  take  one  of  my  weeds ; they’re  mild. 
Miller  allows  two  of  these  a day.” 

No,  thank’ee,”  said  Hardy,  rousing  him- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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self;  “ Miller  hasn’t  interfered  with  my  smok- 
ing, and  I will  have  a pipe,  for  I think  I want  it.” 

“ Well,  I don’t  see  that  it  does  you  any 
good,”  said  Tom,  after  watching  him  fill  and 
light,  and  smoke  for  some  minutes  without  say- 
ing a word.  “ Here,  I’ve  managed  the  one 
thing  I had  at  heart.  You  are  in  the  crew, 
and  we  are  head  of  the  river,  and  every  body  is 
praising  your  rowing  up  to  the  skies,  and  saying 
that  the  bump  was  all  your  doing.  And  here  I 
come  to  tell  you,  and  not  a word  can  I get  out 
of  you.  Ain’t  you  pleased  ? Do  you  think  we 
shall  keep  our  place?”  He  paused  a moment. 

“ Hang  it  all,  I say,”  he  added,  losing  all  pa- 
tience ; “ swear  a little,  if  you  can’t  do  any 
thing  else.  Let’s  hear  your  voice ; it  isn’t  such 
a tender  one  that  you  need  keep  it  all  shut  up.” 

“ Well,”  said  Hardy,  making  a great  effort ; 
“ the  real  fact  is,  I have  something,  and  some- 
thing very  serious  to  say  to  you.” 

“Then  I’m  not  going  to  listen  to  it,”  broke 
in  Tom  ; “ I’m  not  serious,  and  I won’t  be  seri- 
ous, and  no  one  shall  make  me  serious  to-night. 
It’s  no  use,  so  don’t  look  glum.  But  isn’t  the 
ale  at  ‘ The  Choughs  ’ good  ? and  isn’t  it  a dear 
little  place  ?” 

“It’s  that  place  I want  to  talk  to  you  about,” 
said  Hardy,  turning  his  chair  suddenly  so  as  to 
front  his  visitor.  “ Now,  Brown,  we  haven’t 
known  one  another  long,  but  I think  I under- 
stand you,  and  I know  I like  you,  and  I hope 
you  like  me.” 

“Well,  well,  well,”  broke  in  Tom,  “of course 
I like  you,  old  fellow,  or  else  I shouldn’t  come 
poking  after  you,  and  wasting  so  much  of  your 
time,  and  sitting  on  your  cursed  hard  chairs  in 
the  middle  of  the  races.  What  has  liking  to 
do  with  ‘The  Choughs,’  or  ‘The  Choughs’ 
with  long  faces?  You  ought  to  have  had  an- 
other glass  of  ale  there.” 

“I  wdsh  you  had  never  had  a glass  of  ale 
there,”  said  Hardy,  bolting  out  his  words  as  if 
they  were  red  hot.  “ Brown,  you  have  no  riglit 
to  go  to  that  place.” 

“ Why?”  said  Tom,  sitting  up  in  his  chair, 
and  beginning  to  be  nettled. 

“ You  know  why,”  said  Hardy,  looking  him 
full  in  the  face,  and  puffing  out  huge  volumes 
of  smoke.  In  spite  of  the  bluntness  of  the  at- 
tack, there  was  a yearning  look  which  spread 
over  the  rugged  brow,  and  shone  out  of  the 
deep-set  eyes  of  the  speaker,  which  almost  con- 
quered Tom.  But  first  pride,  and  then  the  con- 
sciousness of  what  was  coming  next,  which  be- 
gan to  dawn  on  him,  rose  in  his  heart.  It  was 
all  he  could  do  to  meet  that  look  full,  but  he 
managed  it,  though  he  flushed  to  the  roots  of  his 
hair,  as  he  simply  repeated  through  his  set 
teeth,  “ Why  ?” 

“ I say  again,”  said  Hardy,  “ you  know 
why.” 

“I  see  what  you  mean,”  said  Tom,  slo^v- 
ly;  “as  you  say,  we  have  not  known  one  an- 
other long  ; long  enough,  though,  I should  have 
thought,  for  you  to  have  been  more  charitable. 
Why  am  I not  to  go  to  ‘ The  Choughs  ?’  Be- 


cause there  happens  to  be  a pretty  bar-maid 
there  ? All  our  crow  go,  and  tw'cnty  other  men 
besides.” 

“ Yes  ; but  do  any  of  them  go  in  the  sort  of 
way  you  do  ? Does  she  look  at  any  one  of  them 
as  she  does  at  you?” 

“ How  do  I know  ?” 

“That’s  not  fair,  or  true,  or  like  you.  Brown,” 
said  Hardy,  getting  up,  and  beginning  to  walk 
up  and  down  the  room.  “ You  know  that 
that  girl  doesn’t  care  a straw  for  the  other  men 
who  go  there.  You  do  know  that  she  is  begin- 
ning to  care  for  you.” 

“You  seem  to  know  a great  deal  about  it,” 
said  Tom  ; “ I don’t  believe  you  were  ever  there 
before  two  days  ago.” 

“ No,  I never  was.” 

“ Then  I think  you  needn’t  be  quite  so  quick 
at  finding  fault.  If  there  were  any  thing  I 
didn’t  wish  you  to  see,  do  you  think  I should 
have  taken  you  there  ? I tell  you  she  is  quite 
able  to  take  care  of  herself.” 

“ So  I believe,”  said  Hardy  ; “if  she  were  a 
mere  giddy,  light  girl,  setting  her  cap  at  every 
man  who  came  in,  it  wouldn’t  matter  so  much 
— for  her,  at  any  rate.  She  can  take  care  of 
herself  well  enough  so  far  as  the  rest  are  con- 
cerned, but  you  know  it  isn’t  so  with  you.  You 
know  it  now.  Brown  ; tell  the  truth ; any  one 
with  half  an  eye  can  see  it.” 

“ You  seem  to  have  made  pretty  good  use  of 
your  eyes  in  these  two  nights,  anyhow,”  said 
Tom. 

“I  don’t  mind  your  sneers.  Brown,”  said 
Hardy,  as  he  tramped  up  and  down,  with  his 
arms  locked  behind  him;  “I  have  taken  on 
myself  to  speak  to  you  about  this : I should  be 
no  true  friend  if  I shirked  it.  I’m  four  years 
older  than  you,  and  have  seen  more  of  the  world 
and  of  this  place  than  you.  You  shan’t  go  on 
with  this  folly,  this  sin,  for  want  of  warning.” 

“ So  it  seems,”  said  Tom,  doggedly.  “Now 
I think  I’ve  had  warning  enough  ; suppose  we 
drop  the  subject.” 

Hardy  stopped  in  his  walk,  and  turned  on 
Tom  with  a look  of  anger.  “ Not  yet,”  he  said, 
firmly ; ‘ ‘ you  know  best  how  and  why  you  have 
done  it,  but  you  know  that  somehow  or  other 
you  have  made  that  girl  like  you.” 

“ Suppose  I have,  what  then  ? whose  business 
is  that  but  mine  and  hers  ?” 

“It’s  the  business  of  every  one  who  won’t 
stand  by  and  see  the  devil’s  game  played  under 
his  nose  if  he  can  hinder  it.” 

“What  right  have  you  to  talk  about  the 
devil’s  game  to  me  ?”  said  Tom.  “ I’ll  tell  you 
what — if  you  and  I are  to  keep  friends,  we  had 
better  drop  this  subject.” 

“ If  we  are  to  keep  friends  we  must  go  to  the 
bottom  of  it.  There  are  only  two  endings  to  this 
sort  of  business,  and  you  know  it  as  well  as  I.” 
“ A right  and  a wrong  one,  eh?  and  because 
you  call  me  your  friend  you  assume  that  my  end 
will  be  the  wrong  one.” 

“ I do  call  you  my  friend,  and  I say  the  end 
must  be  the  wrong  one  here.  There’s  no  right 


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end.  Think  of  your  family.  You  don’t  mean 
to  say — you  dare  not  tell  me,  that  you  will  mar- 
ry her?” 

“I  dare  not  tell  you  !”  said  Tom,  starting  up 
in  his  turn ; “I  dare  tell  you  or  any  man  any 
thing  I please.  But  I won’t  tell  you  or  any 
man  any  thing  on  compulsion.” 

“I  repeat,”  went  on  Hardy,  “you  dare  not 
say  you  mean  to  marry  her.  You  don’t  mean 
it — and,  as  you  don’t,  to  kiss  her  as  you  did  to- 
night— ” 

“ So  you  were  sneaking  behind  to  watch  me  !” 
burst  out  Tom,  chafing  with  rage,  and  glad  to 
find  any  handle  for  a quarrel.  The  two  men 
stood  fronting  one  another,  the  younger  writh- 
ing with  the  sense  of  shame  and  outraged  pride, 
and  longing  for  a fierce  answer — a blow — any 
thing  to  give  vent  to  the  furies  which  were  tear- 
ing him. 

But  at  the  end  of  a few  seconds  the  elder  an- 
swered, calmly  and  slowly  : 

“I  will  not  take  those  words  from  any  man; 
you  had  better  leave  my  rooms.” 

“ If  I.  do,  I shall  not  come  back  till  you  have 
altered  your  opinions.” 

“ You  need  not  come  back  till  you  have  al- 
tered yours.” 

The  next  moment  Tom  was  in  the  passage  ; 
the  next,  striding  up  and  dovn^  the  side  of  the 
inner  quadrangle  in  the  pale  moonlight. 

Poor  fellow!  it  was  no  pleasant  walking- 
ground  for  him.  Is  it  worth  our  while  to  follow 
him  up  and  down  in  his  tramp  ? We  have  most 
of  us  walked  the  like  marches  at  one  time  or 
another  of  our  lives.  The  memory  of  them  is 
by  no  means  one  wbich  we  can  dwell  on  with 
pleasure.  Times  they  were  of  blinding  and 
driving  storm,  and  howling  winds,  out  of  which 
voices  as  of  evil  spirits  spoke  close  in  our  ears — 
tauntingly,  temptingly,  whispering  to  the  mis- 
chievous wild  beast  which  lurks  in  the  bottom 
of  all  our  hearts — now,  “ Eouse  up  ! art  thou  a 
man  and  darest  not  do  this  thing?”  now,  “Eise, 
kill  and  eat — it  is  thine,  wilt  thou  not  take  it  ? 
Shall  the  flimsy  scruples  of  this  teacher,  or  the 
sanctified  cant  of  that,  bar  thy  way,  and  balk 
thee  of  thine  own  ? Thou  hast  strength  to  brave 
them — to  brave  all  things  in  earth,  or  heaven, 
or  hell ; put  out  thy  strength,  and  be  a man  !” 
Then  did  not  the  wild  beast  within  us  shake 
itself,  and  feel  its  power,  sweeping  away  all  the 
“Thou  shalt  nots”  which  the  Law  wrote  up 
before  us  in  letters  of  fire,  with  the  “I  will" 
of  hardy,  godless,  self-assertion  ? And  all  the 
while — which  alone  made  the  storm  really 
dreadful  to  us — was  there  not  the  still  small 
voice — never  to  be  altogether  silenced  by  the 
roarings  of  the  tempest  of  passion,  by  the  evil 
voices,  by  our  own  violent  attempts  to  stifle  it — 
the  still  small  voice  appealing  to  the  man,  the 
true  man,  within  us,  which  is  made  in  the  im- 
age of  God — calling  on  him  to  assert  his  do- 
minion over  the  wild  beast — to  obey,  and  con- 
quer, and  live  ? Aye ! and  though  we  may 
have  followed  the  other  voices,  have  we  not, 
while  following  them,  confessed  in  our  hearts 


that  all  true  strength,  and  nobleness,  and  man- 
liness was  to  be  found  in  the  other  path  ? Do 
I say  that  most  of  us  have  had  to  tread  this 
path  and  fight  this  battle?  Surely  I might 
have  said  all  of  us;  all,  at  least,  who  have 
passed  the  bright  days  of  their  boyhood.  The 
clear  and  keen  intellect  no  less  than  the  dull 
and  heavy ; the  weak,  the  cold,  the  nervous,  no 
less  than  the  strong  and  passionate  of  body. 
The  arms  and  the  field  have  been  divers — can 
have  been  the  same,  I suppose,  to  no  two  men, 
but  the  battle  must  have  been  the  same  to  all. 
One  here  and  there  may  have  had  a foretaste 
of  it  as  a boy ; but  it  is  the  young  man’s  battle, 
and  not  the  boy’s,  thank  God  for  it ! That 
most  hateful  and  fearful  of  all  realities,  call  it 
by  what  name  we  will — self,  the  natural  man, 
the  old  Adam — must  have  risen  up  before  each 
of  us  in  early  manhood,  if  not  sooner,  challeng- 
ing the  true  man  within  us,  to  which  the  Spirit 
of  God  is  speaking,  to  a struggle  for  life  or 
death. 

Gird  yourself,  then,  for  the  fight,  my  young 
brother,  and  take  up  the  pledge  which  was 
made  for  you  when  you  were  a helpless  child. 
This  world,  and  all  others,  time  and  eternity, 
for  you  hang  upon  the  issue.  This  enemy 
must  be  met  and  vanquished — not  finally,  for 
no  man  while  on  earth,  I suppose,  can  say  that 
he  is  slain ; but,  when  once  known  and  recog- 
nized, met  and  vanquished  he  must  be,  by 
God’s  help,  in  this  and  that  encounter,  before 
you  can  be  truly  called  a , man ; before  you 
can  really  enjoy  any  one  even  of  this  world’s 
good  things. 

The  strife  was  no  light  one  for  our  hero  on 
the  night  in  his  life  at  which  we  have  arrived. 
The  quiet  sky  overhead,  the  quiet,  solemn  old 
buildings,  under  the  shadow  of  which  he  stood, 
brought  him  no  peace.  He  fled  frqm  them 
into  his  own  rooms ; he  lighted  his  candles  and 
tried  to  read,  and  force  the  whole  matter  from 
his  thoughts ; but  it  was  useless ; back  it  came 
again  and  again.  The  more  impatient  of  its 
presence  he  became,  the  less  could  he  shake  it 
off.  Some  decision  he  must  make  ; what 
should  it  be?  He  could  have  no  peace  till  it 
was  taken.  The  veil  had  been  drawn  aside 
thoroughly,  and  once  for  all.  Twice  he  was 
on  the  point  of  returning  to  Hardy’s  rooms  to 
thank  him,  confess,  and  consult;  but  the  tide 
rolled  back  again.  As  the  truth  of  the  warn- 
ing sank  deeper  and  deeper  into  him,  the  irri- 
tation against  him  who  had  uttered  it  grew  also. 
He  could  not  and  would  not  be  fair  yet.  It  is 
no  easy  thing  for  any  one  of  us  to  put  the  whole 
burden  of  any  folly  or  sin  on  our  own  backs  all 
at  once.  “If  he  had  done  it  in  any  other 
way,”  thought  Tom,  “I  might  have  thanked 
him.” 

Another  effort  to  shake  off  the  wdiole  ques- 
tion. Down  into  the  quadrangle  again ; lights 
in  Drysdale’s  rooms.  He  goes  up,  and  finds 
the  remains  of  the  supper,  tankards  full  of  egg- 
flip  and  cardinal,  and  a party  playing  at  vingt- 
un.  Pie  drinks  freely,  careless  of  training  or 


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boat-racing,  anxious  only  to  drown  thought. 
He  sits  down  to  play.  The  boisterous  talk  of 
some,  the  eager  keen  looks  of  others,  jar  on 
him  equally.  One  minute  he  is  absent,  the 
ne.xt  boisterous,  then  irritable,  then  moody.  A 
college  card-party  is  no  place-  to-night  for  him. 
He  loses  his  money,  is  disgusted  at  last,  and 
gets  to  his  own  rooms  by  midnight;  goes  to 
bed  feverish,  dissatisfied  with  himself,  with  all 
the  M'orld.  The  inexorable  question  pursues 
him  even  into  the  strange,  helpless  land  of 
dreams,  demanding  a decision,  when  he  has  no 
longer  power  of  will  to  choose  either  good  or 
evil. 

But  how  fared  it  all  this  time  with  the  phy- 
sician? Alas!  little  better  than  with  his  pa- 
tient. ■ His  was  the  deeper  and  more  sensitive 
nature.  Keenly  conscious  of  his  own  position, 
he  had  always  avoided  any  but  the  most  formal 
intercourse  with  the  men  in  his  college  whom 
he  would  have  liked  most  to  live  with.  This 
was  the  first  friendship  he  had  made  among 
them,  and  he  valued  it  accordingly;  and  now 
it  seemed  to  lie  at  his  feet  in  hopeless  frag- 
ments, and  cast  down  too  by  his  own  hand. 
Bitterly  he  blamed  himself  over  and  over  again 
as  he  recalled  every  word  that  had  passed — 
not  for  having  spoken — that  he  felt  had  been 
a -sacred  duty — but  for  the  harshness  and  sud- 
denness with  which  he  seemed  to  himself  to 
have  done  it. 

“One  touch  of  gentleness  or  sympathy,  and 
I might  have  won  him.  As  it  was,  how  could 
he  have  met  me  otherwise  than  he  did — hard 
word,  for  hard  w'ord.  hasty  answer  for  prpud 
reproof?  Can  I go  to  him  and  recall  it  all  ? 
No!  I can’t  trust  myself;  I shall  only  make 
matters  worse.  Besides,  he  may  think  that 
the  servitor — Ah ! am  I there  again  ? The  old 
sore — self,  self,  self!  I nurse  my  own  pride; 
I value  it  more  than  my  friend;  and  yet — no, 
no ! I can  not  go,  though  I think  I could  die 
for  him.  The  sin,  if  sin  there  must  be,  be  on 
my  head.  Would  to  God  I could  bear  the 
sting  of  it ! But  there  will  be  none — how  can 
I fear?  he  is  too  true,  too  manly.  Rough  and 
brutal  as  my  words  have  been,  they  have 
shown  him  the  gulf.  He  will,  he  must  escape 
it.  But  will  he  ever  come  back  to  me?  I 
care  not,  so  he  escape.” 

How  can  my  poor  words  follow  the  strong- 
loving  man  in  the  wrestlings  of  his  spirit,  till 
far  on  in  the  quiet  night  he  laid  the  whole  be- 
fore the  Lord  and  slept!  Yes,  my  brother, 
even  so : the  old,  old  story ; but  start  not  at  the 
phrase,  though  you  may  never  have  found  its 
meaning.  He  laid  the  whole  before  the  Lord 
in  prayer,  for  his  friend,  for  himself,  for  the 
whole  world. 

And  you,  too,  if  ever  you  are  tried  as  he 
was — as  every  man  must  be  in  one  way  or  an- 
other— must  learn  to  do  the  like  with  every 
burden  on  your  soul,  if  you  would  not  have  it 
hanging  round  you  heavily,  and  ever  more 
heavily,  and  dragging  you  down  lower  and  low- 
er till  your  dying  day. 


CHARTER  XVI. 

THE  STORM  RAGES. 

Hardy  was  early  in  the  chapel  the  next 
morning.  It  was  his  week  for  pricking  in. 
Every  man  who  entered — from  the  early  men 
who  strolled  in  quietly  while  the  bell  was  still 
ringing,  to  the  hurrying,  half-dressed  loiterers 
who  crushed  in  as  the  porter  was  closing  the 
doors,  and  disturbed  the  congregation  in  the 
middle  of  the  confession — gave  him  a turn  (as 
the  expressive  phrase  is),  and  every  turn  only- 
ended  in  disappointment.  He  put  by  his  list  at 
last,  when  the  doors  were  fairly  shut,  with  a 
sigh.  He  had  half  expected  to  see  Tom  come 
into  morning  chapel  with  a face  from  which  he 
might  have  gathered  hope  that  his  friend  had 
taken  the  right  path.  But  Tom  did  not  come 
at  all,  and  Hardy  felt  it  was  a bad  sign. 

They  did  not  meet  till  the  evening  at  the 
river,  when  the  boat  went  down  for  a steady 
pull,  and  then  Hardy  saw  at  once  that  all  was 
going  wrong.  Neither  spoke  to  or  looked  at 
the  other.  Hardy  expected  some  one  to  remark 
it,  but  nobody  did.  After  the  pull  they  walked 
up,  and  Tom  as  usual  led  the  way,  as  if  nothing 
had  happened,  into  “The  Choughs.”  Hardy- 
paused  for  a moment,  and  then  went  in  too,  and 
staid  till  the  rest  of  the  crew  left.  Tom  delib- 
erately staid  after  them  all.  Hardy  turned  for 
a moment  as  he  was  leaving  the  bar,  and  saw 
him  settling  himself  down  in  his  chair  with  an 
air  of  defiance,  meant  evidently  for  him,  which 
would  have  made  most  men  angry.  He  was 
irritated  for  a moment,  and  then  was  filled 
with  ruth  for  the  poor  wrong-headed  youngster 
who  was  heaping  up  coals  of  fire  for  his  own 
head.  In  his  momentary  anger  Hardy  said  to 
himself,  “Well,  I have  done  what  I can;  now 
he  must  go  his  own  way;”  but  such  a thought 
was  soon  kicked  in  disgrace  from  his  noble  and 
well-disciplined  mind.  He  resolved  that,  let  it 
cost  what  it  might  in  the  shape  of  loss  of  time 
and  trial  of  temper,  he  would  leave  no  stone  un- 
turned, and  spare  no  pains,  to  deliver  his  friend 
of  yesterday  from  the  slough  into  which  he  was 
plunging.  How  he  might  best  work  for  this 
end  occupied  his  thoughts  as  he  walked  towards 
college. 

Tom  sat  on  at  “The  Choughs,”  glorifying 
himself  in  the  thought  that  now,  at  any  rate, 
he  had  shown  Hardy  that  he  wasn’t  to  be  dra- 
gooned into  doing  or  not  doing  any  thing.  He 
had  had  a bad  time  of  it  all  day',  and  his  good 
angel  had  fought  hard  for  victory  ; but  self-will 
was  too  strong  for  the  time.  When  he  staid  be- 
hind the  rest,  it  was  more  out  of  bravado  than 
from  any  defined  purpose  of  pursuing  what  he 
tried  to  pursuade  himself  was  an  innocent  flir- 
tation. When  he  left  the  house  some  hours  af- 
terwards he  was  deeper  in  the  toils  than  ever, 
and  dark  clouds  were  gathering  over  his  heart. 
From  that  time  he  w-as  an  altered  man,  and  al- 
tering as  rapidly  for  the  worse  in  body  as  in 
mind.  Hardy  saw  the  change  in  both,  and 
groaned  over  it  in  secret.  Miller’s  quick  eye 


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detected  the  bodily  change.  After  the  next 
race  lie  drew  Tom  aside,  and  said  : 

“Why,  Brown,  what’s  the  matter?  What 
have  you  been  about?  You’re  breaking  down. 
Hold  on,  man  ; there’s  only  one  more  night.” 

“Never  fear,”  said  Tom,  proudly,  “I  shall 
last  it  out.” 

And  in  the  last  race  he  did  his  work  again, 
though  it  cost  him  more  than  all  the  preceding 
ones  put  together ; and  when  he  got  out  of  the 
boat  he  could  scarcely  walk  or  see.  He  felt  a 
fierce  kind  of  joy  in  his  own  distress,  and  wish- 
ed that  there  were  more  races  to  come.  But 
Miller,  as  he  walked  up  arm-in-arm  with  the 
Captain,  took  a different  view  of  the  subject. 

“Well,  it’s  all  right,  you  see,”  said  the  Cap- 
tain; “but  we’re  not  a boat’s  length  better 
than  Oriel  over  the  course,  after  all.  How  was 
it  we  bumped  them  ? If  any  thing,  they  drew 
a little  on  us  to-night.” 

“Aye,  half  a boat’s  length,  I should  say,” 
answered  Miller.  “I’m  uncommonly  glad  it’s 
over  ; Brown  is  going  all  to  pieces ; he  wouldn’t 
stand  another  race,  and  tve  haven’t  a man  to 
put  in  his  place.” 

“It’s  odd,  too,”  said  the  Captain;  “I  put 
him  down  as  a laster,  and  he  has  trained  well. 
Perhaps  he  has  overdone  it  a little.  However, 
it  don’t  matter  now.” 

So  the  races  were  over  ; and  that  night  a great 
supper  was  held  in  St.  Ambrose  Hall,  to  which 
were  bidden,  and  came,  the  crews  of  all  the 
boats  from  Exeter  upward.  The  Dean,  with 
many  misgivings  and  cautions,  had  allowed' the 
hall  to  be  used,  on  pressure  from  Miller  and 
Jervis.  Miller  was  a bachelor  and  had  taken  a 
good  degree,  and  Jervis  bore  a high  character 
and  was  expected  to  do  well  in  the  schools.  So 
the  poor  Dean  gave  it  to  them,  extracting  many 
promises  in  exchange  for  his  permission ; and 
flitted  uneasily  about  all  the  evening  in  his  cap 
and  gown,  instead  of  working  on  at  his  edition 
of  the  Fathers,  which  occupied  every  minute  of 
his  leisure,  and  was  making  an  old  man  of  him 
before  his  time. 

From  eight  to  eleven  the  fine  old  pointed 
Avindows  of  St.  Ambrose  Hall  blazed  with  light, 
and  the  choruses  of  songs,  and  the  cheers  which 
followed  the  short  intervals  of  silence  which  the 
speeches  made,  rang  out  over  the  quadrangles, 
and  made  the  poor  Dean  amble  about  in  a state 
of  nervous  bewilderment.  Inside  there  was  hearty 
feasting,  such  as  had  not  been  seen  there,  for 
aught  I know,  since  the  day  when  the  king 
came  back  to  “enjoy  his  own  again.”  The 
one  old  cup,  relic  of  the  Middle  Ages,  which 
had  survived  the  civil  wars — St.  Ambrose’s  had 
been  a right  loyal  college,  and  the  plate  had 
gone  without  a murmur  into  Charles  the  First’s 
war-chest — went  round  and  round;  and  rival 
crews  pledged  one  another  out  of  it,  and  the 
massive  tankards  of  a later  day,  in  all  good 
faith  and  good  fellowship.  Mailed  knights, 
grave  bishops,  royal  persons  of  either  sex,  and 
“other  our  benefhctors,”  looked  down  on  the 
scene  from  their  heavy  gilded  frames,  and,  let 


us  hope,  not  unkindly.  All  passed  off  well  and 
quietly ; the  out-college  men  were  gone,  the 
lights  were  out,  and  the  butler  had  locked  the 
hall  door  by  a quarter  past  eleA^en,  and  the  Dean 
returned  in  peace  to  his  own  rooms. 

Had  Tom  been  told  a week  before  that  he 
would  not  have  enjoyed  that  night,  that  it  would 
not  have  been  among  the  happiest  and  proudest 
of  his  life,  he  Avould  have  set  his  informer  down 
as  a madman.  As  it  was,  he  never  once  rose 
to  the  spirit  of  the  feast,  and  wished  it  all  over 
a dozen  times.  He  deserved  not  to  enjoy  it ; 
but  not  so  Hardy,  who  was  nevertheless  almost 
as  much  out  of  tune  as  Tom  ; though  the  Uni- 
versity coxswain  had  singled  him  out,  named 
him  in  his  speech,  sat  by  him  and  talked  to  him 
for  a quarter  of  an  hour,  and  asked  him  to  go 
to  the  Henley  and  Thames  regattas  in  the  Ox- 
ford cretv. 

The  next  evening,  as  usual,  Tom  found  him- 
self at  “ The  Choughs,”  with  half  a dozen  others. 
Patty  was  in  the  bar  by  herself,  looking  prettier 
than  ever.  One  by  one  the  rest  of  the  men 
dropped  off,  the  last  saying,  “Are  you  coming. 
Brown  ?”  and  being  answered  in  the  negative. 

He  sat  still,  watching  Patty  as  she  flitted 
about,  washing  up  the  ale  glasses  and  putting 
them  on  their  shelves,  and  getting  out  her  work- 
basket  ; and  then  she  came  and  sat  down  in  her 
aunt’s  chair  opposite  him,  and  began  stitching 
away  demurely  at  an  apron  she  was  making. 
Then  he  broke  silence  : 

“Where’s  your  aunt  to-night,  Patty  ?” 

“Oh,  she  has  gone  away  for  a few  days,  for  a 
visit  to  some  friends.” 

“ You  and  I will  keep  house,  then,  together  ; 
you  shall  teach  me  all  the  tricks  of  the  trade. 
I shall  make  a famous  bar -man,  don’t  you 
think  ?” 

“ You  must  learn  to  behave  better,  then.  But 
I promised  aunt  to  shut  up  at  nine ; so  you  must 
go  when  it  strikes.  Now  promise  me  you  will 
go.” 

“Go  at  nine  ! what,  in  half  an  hour  ? The 
first  evening  I have  ever  had  a chance  of  spend- 
ing alone  with  you ; do  you  think  it  likely  ?” 
and  he  looked  into  her  eyes.  She  turned  away 
Avith  a slight  shiv^er,  and  a deep  blush. 

His  nervous  system  had  been  so  unusually 
excited  in  the  last  feAV  days,  that  he  seemed  to 
knoAv  every  thing  that  Avas  passing  in  her  mind. 
He  took  her  hand.  “ Why,  Patty,  you’re  not 
afraid  of  me,  surely  ?”  he  said,  gently. 

“ No,  not  Avhen  you’re  like  you  are  noAA'.  But 
yon  frightened  me  just  this  minute.  I never 
saAv  you  look  so  before.  Has  any  thing  hap- 
pened to  you  ?” 

“No,  nothing.  Now,  then,  Ave’re  going  to 
have  a jolly  evening,  and  play  Darby  and  Joan 
together,”  he  said,  turning  aAvay  and  going  to 
the  bar  Avindow  ; “ shall  I shut  up,  Patty  ?” 

“ No,  it  isn’t  nine  yet ; somebody  may  come 
in.” 

“That’s  just  why  I mean  to  put  the  shutters 
up  ; I don’t  Avant  any  body.” 

“ Yes,  but  I do,  though.  Noav  I declare,  Mr. 


TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


Brown,  if  you  go  on  shutting  up,  I’ll  run  into 
the  kitchen  and  sit  with  Dick.” 

“ Why  will  you  call  me  ‘ Mr,  Brown?’  ” 

“ Why,  what  should  I call  you  ?” 

“ Tom,  of  course.” 

“Oh,  I never!  one  would  think  you  was  my 
brother,”  said  Patty,  looking  up  with  a pretty 
pertness  which  she  had  a most  bewitching  way 
of  putting  on.  Tom’s  rejoinder,  and  the  little 
squabble  which  they  had  afterwards  about  where 
her  work-table  should  stand,  and  other  such  mat- 
ters, may  be  passed  over.  At  last  he  was  brought 
to  reason,  and  to  anchor  opposite  his  enchant- 
ress, the  work-table  between  them  ; and  he  sat 
leaning  back  in  his  chair,  and  watching  her,  as 
she  stitched  away  without  ever  lifting  her  eyes. 
He  was  in  no  hurry  to  break  the  silence.  The 
position  was  particularly  fascinating  to  him,  for 
he  had  scarcely  ever  yet  had  a good  look  at  her 
before,  without  fear  of  attracting  attention  or 
being  interrupted.  At  last  he  roused  himself. 

“ Any  of  our  men  been  here  to-day,  Patty?” 
he  said,  sitting  up. 

“There  now.  I’ve  won,”  she  laughed;  “I 
said  to  myself,  I wouldn’t  speak  first,  and  I 
haven’t.  What  a time  you  were ! I thought 
you  would  never  begin.” 

“ You’re  a little  goose  ! Xow  I begin,  then  ; 
who’ve  been  here  to-day  ?” 

“ Of  your  college  ? let  me  see and  she  look- 
ed away  across  to  the  bar  window,  pricking  her 
needle  into  the  table.  “ There  was  Mr.  Drys- 
dale  and  some  others  called  for  a glass  of  ale 
as  they  passed,  going  out  driving.  Then  there 
was  Mr.  Smith  and  them  from  the  boats,  about 
four;  and  that  ugly  one  — I can’t  mind  his 
name — ” 

“What,  Hardy?” 

“Yes,  that’s  it;  he  was  here  about  half-past 
six,  and — ” 

“ What,  Hardy  here  after  hall  ?”  interrupted 
Tom,  utterly  astonished. 

“Yes,  after  your  dinner  up  at  college.  He’s 
been  here  two  or  three  times  lately.” 

“ The  deuce  he  has !” 

“Yes,  and  he  talks  so  pleasant  to  aunt,  too. 
I’m  sure  he  is  a very  nice  gentleman,  after  all. 
He  sat  and  talked  to-night  for  half  an  hour,  I 
should  think.” 

“ What  did  he  talk  about?”  said  Tom,  with 
a sneer. 

“Oh,  he  asked  me  whether  I had  a mother, 
and  where  I came  from,  and  all  about  my  bring- 
ing up,  and  made  me  feel  quite  pleasant.  He 
is  so  nice  and  quiet  and  respectful,  not  like 
most  of  you.  I’m  going  to  like  him  very  much, 
as  you  told  me.” 

“ I don’t  tell  you  so  now.” 

“But  you  did  say  he  was  your  great  friend.” 
“Well,  he  isn’t  that  now.” 

“What,  have  you  quarrelled  ?” 

“Yes.”- 

“Dear ! dear ! how  odd  you  gentlemen  are !” 
“Why,  it  isn’t  a very  odd  thing  for  men  to 
quarrel,  is  it  ?” 

“ No,  not  in  the  public  room.  They’re  al- 


ways quarrelling  there  over  their  drink  and  the 
bagatelle-board,  and  Dick  has  to  turn  them 
out.  But  gentlemen  ought  to  know  better.” 

“ They  don’t,  you  see,  Patty.” 

“But  what  did  you  quarrel  about?” 

“ Guess.” 

“How  can  I guess  ? What  was  it  about?” 

“About  you.” 

“About  me!”  she  said,  looking  up  from  her 
w’ork  in  wonder.  “ How  could  you  quarrel 
about  me  ?” 

“Well,  I’ll  tell  you  ; he  said  I had  no  right 
to  come  here.  You  won’t  like  him  after  that, 
will  you,  Patty  ?” 

“I  don’t  know,  I’m  sure,”  said  Patty,  going 
on  with  her  work,  and  looking  troubled. 

They  sat  still  for  some  minutes.  Evil  thoughts 
crowded  into  Tom’s  head.  He  was  in  the  hu- 
mor for  thinking  evil  thoughts,  and,  putting  the 
worst  construction  on  Hardy’s  visits,  fimeied  he 
came  there  as  his  rival.  He  did  not  trust  him- 
self to  speak  till  he  had  mastered  his  precious 
discovery,  and  put  it  away  in  the  back  of  his 
heart,  and  weighted  it  down  there  with  a good 
covering  of  hatred  and  revenge,  to  be  brought 
out  as  occasion  should  serve.  He  was  plung- 
ing down  rapidly  enough  now;  but  he  had  new 
motives  for  making  the  most  of  his  time,  and 
never  played  his  cards  better  or  made  more  prog- 
ress. When  a man  sits  down  to  such  a game, 
the  devil  will  take  good  care  he  shan’t  want 
cunning  or  strength.  It  was  ten  o’clock  in- 
stead of  nine  before  he  left,  which  he  did  with  a 
feeling  of  triumph.  Poor  Patty  remained  be- 
hind and  shut  up  the  bar,  while  Dick  was  lock- 
ing the  front  door,  her  heart  in  a flutter  and 
her  hands  shaking.  She  hardly  knew  whether 
to  laugh  or  cry ; she  felt  the  change  which  had 
come  over  him,  and  was  half-fascinatcd  and 
half-repelled  by  it. 

Tom  walked  quickly  back  to  college,  in  a 
mood  which  I do  not  care  to  describe.  The 
only  one  of  his  thoughts  which  my  readers  need 
be  troubled  with  put  itself  into  some  such  words 
as  these  in  his  head:  “ So,  it’s  Abingdon  Fair 
next  Thursday,  and  she  has  half-promised  to  go 
with  me.  I know  I can  make  it  certain.  Who’ll 
be  going  besides?  Drysdale,  I’ll  be  bound. 
I’ll  go  and  see  him.” 

On  entering  college  he  went  straight  to  Drys- 
dale’s  rooms,  and  drank  deeply,  and  played  high 
into  the  short  hours  of  the  night,  but  found  no 
opportunity  of  speaking. 

Deeper  and  deeper  yet  for  the  next  few  days, 
downward  and  ever  faster  downward  he  plunged, 
the  light  getting  fainter  and  ever  fainter  above 
his  head.  Little  good  can  come  of  dwelling  on 
those  days.  He  left  off  pirlling,  shunned  his 
old  friends,  and  lived  with  the  very  worst  men 
he  knew  in  college,  who  were  ready  enough  to 
let  him  share  all  their  brutal  orgies. 

Drysdale,  who  was  often  present,  Avondered 
at  the  change,  which  he  saw  plainly  enough. 
He  was  sorry  for  it,  in  his  way,  but  it  was  no 
business  of  his.  He  began  to  think  that  Brown 
was  a good  enough  fellow  before,  but  would 


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make  a devilish  disagreeable  one  if  he  was  go- 
ing to  turn  fast  man. 

At  “The  Choughs”  all  went  on  as  if  the 
downward  path  knew  how  to  make  itself  smooth. 
Now  that  the  races  were  over,  and  so  many  oth- 
er attractions  going  on  in  Oxford,  very  few  men 
came  in  to  interfere  with  him.  He  was  scarce- 
ly ever  away  from  Patty’s  side  in  the  evenings 
while  her  aunt  was  absent,  and  gained  more  and 
more  power  over  her.  He  might  have  had 
some  compassion,  but  that  he  was  spurred  on  by 
hearing  how  Hardy  haunted  the  place  now,  at 
times  when  he  could  not  be  there.  He  felt  that 
there  was  an  influence  struggling  with  his  in  the 
girl’s  mind  ; he  laid  it  to  Hardy’s  door,  and  im- 
puted it  still  more  and  more  to  motives  as  base 
as  his  own.  But  Abingdon  Fair  was  coming  on 
Thursday.  When  he  left  “ The  Choughs  ” on 
Tuesday  night,  he  had  extracted  a promise  from 
Patty  to  accompany  him  there,  and  had  arranged 
their  place  of  meeting. 

All  that  remained  to  be  done  was  to  see  if 
Drysdale  was  going.  Somehow  he  felt  a disin- 
clination to  go  alone  with  Patty.  Drysdale  was 
the  only  man  of  those  he  was  now  living  with 
to-  whom  he  felt  the  least  attraction.  In  a 
vague  way  he  clung  to  him;  and  though  he 
never  faced  the  thought  of  what  he  was  about 
fairly,  yet  it  passed  through  his  mind  that  even 
in  Drysdale’s  company  he  would  be  safer  than  if 
alone.  It  was  all  pitiless,  blind,  wild  work,  with- 
out rudder  or  compass;  the  wish  that  nothing 
very  bad  might  come  out  of  it  all,  however,  came 
up  in  spite  of  him  now  and  again,  and  he  looked 
to  Drysdale,  and  longed  to  become  even  as  he. 

Drysdale  was  going.  He  was  very  reserved 
on  the  subject,  but  at  last  confessed  that  he  was 
not  going  alone.  Tom  persisted.  Drysdale 
was  too  lazy  and  careless  to  keep  any  thing  from 
a man  who  was  bent  on  knowing  it.  In  the  end, 
it  was  arranged  that  he  should  drive  Tom  out 
the  next  afternoon.  Pie  did  so.  .*  They  stopped 
at  a small  public  house  some  two  miles  out  of 
Oxford.  The  cart  was  put  up,  and  after  care- 
fully scanning  the  neighborhood  they  walked 
quickly  to  the  door  of  a pretty  retired  cottage. 
As  they  entered,  Drysdale  said  : 

“ By  Jove ! I thought  I caught  a glimpse  of 
your  friend  Hardy  at  that  turn.” 

“ Friend  ! he’s  no  friend  of  mine.” 

“But  didn’t  you  see  him?” 

“No.” 

They  reached  college  again  between  ten  and 
eleven,  and  parted,  each  to  his  own  rooms. 

To  his  surprise,  Tom  found  a candle  burning 
on  his  table.  Round  the  candle  was  tied  a piece 
of  string,  at  the  end  of  which  hung  a note. 
Whoever  had  put  it  there  had  clearly  been  anx- 
ious that  he  should  in  no  case  miss  it  when  he 
came  in.  He  took  it  up,  and  saw  that  it  was  in 
Hardy’s  hand.  He  paused,  and  trembled  as  he 
stood.  Then  with  an  effort  he  broke  the  seal 
and  read  : 

“ I must  speak  once  more.  To-morrow  it 
may  be  too  late.  If  you  go  to  Abingdon  Fair 


with  her  in  the  company  of  Drysdale  and  his 
mistress,  or,  I believe,  in  any  company,  you  will 
return  a scoundrel,  and  she — ; in  the  name  of 
the  honor  of  your  mother  and  sister,  in  the  name 
of  God,  I warn  you.  May  He  help  you  through 
it.  John  Hardy.” 

Here  we  will  drop  the  curtain  for  the  next 
hour.  At  the  end  of  that  time,  Tom  staggered 
out  of  his  room,  down  the  staircase,  across  the 
quadrangle,  up  Drysdale’s  staircase.  He  paused 
at  the  door  to  gather  some  strength,  ran  his 
hands  through  his  hair,  and  arranged  his  coat ; 
notwithstanding,  when  he  entered,  Drysdale 
started  to  his  feet,  upsetting  Jack  from  his  com- 
fortable coil  on  the  sofa. 

“ Why,  Brown,  you’re  ill ; have  some  bran- 
dy,” he  said,  and  went  to  his  cupboard  for  the 
bottle. 

Tom  leaned  his  arm  on  the  fire-jflace ; his 
head  on  it.  The  other  hand  hung  down  by  his 
side,  and  Jack  licked  it,  and  he  loved  the  dog  as 
he  felt  the  caress.  Then  Drysdale  came  to  his 
side  with  a glass  of  brandy,  which  he  took  and 
tossed  off  as  though  it  had  been  water.  “ Thank 
you,”  he  said,  and,  as  Drysdale  went  back  with 
the  bottle,  reached  a large  arm-chair  and  sat 
himself  down  in  it. 

“ Drysdale,  I shan’t  go  with  you  to  Abingdon 
Fair  to-morrow.” 

“Hallo!  what,  has  the  lovely  Patty  thrown 
you  over?”  said  Drysdale,  turning  from  the 
cupboard,  and  resuming  his  lounge  on  the  sofa. 

“No:”  he  sank  back  into  the  chair,  on  the 
arms  of  which  his  elbows  rested,  and  put  his 
hands  up  before  his  face,  pressing  them  against 
his  burning  temples.  Drysdale  looked  at  him 
hard,  but  said  nothing  ; and  there  was  a dead 
silence  of  a minute  or  so,  broken  only  by  Tom’s 
heavy  breathing,  which  he  was  laboring  in  vain 
to  control. 

“ No,”  he  repeated  at  last,  and  the  remaining 
words  came  out  slowly  as  if  they  rvere  trying  to 
steady  themselves;  “but,  by  God,  Drysdale  I 
take  her  with  you  and  that — ” a dead  pause. 

“ The  young  lady  you  met  to-night,  eh  ?” 

Tom  nodded,  but  said  nothing. 

“Well,  old  fellow,”  said  Drysdale,  “now 
you’ve  made  up  your  mind,  I tell  you,  I’m  dev- 
ilish glad  of  it.  I’m  no  saint,  as  you  know',  but 
I think  it  w'ould  have  been  a d — d shame  if  you 
had  taken  her  with  us.” 

“ Thank  you,”  said  Tom,  and  pressed  his  fin- 
gers tighter  on  his  forehead  ; and  he  did  feel 
thankful  for  the  words— though,  coming  from 
such  a man,  they  went  into  him  like  coals  of 
fire. 

Again  there  was  a long  pause,  Tom  sitting  as 
before.  .Drysdale  got  up,  and  strolled  up  and 
dow'n  his  room,  with  his  hands  in  the  pockets 
of  his  silk-lined  lounging  coat,  taking  at  each 
turn  a steady  look  at  the  other.  Presently  he 
stopped,  and  took  his  cigar  out  of  his  mouth. 
“ I say.  Brown,”  he  said,  after  another  minute’s 
contemplation  of  the  figure  before  him,  w'hich 
bore  such  an  unmistakable  impress  of  wretched- 


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ness  that  it  made  him  quite  uncomfortable, 
“ why  don’t  you  cut  that  concern  ?” 

“ How  do  you  mean  ?”  said  Tom. 

“Why,  that  ‘Choughs’  business  — I’ll  be 
hanged  if  it  w'on’t  kill  you,  or  make  a devil  of 
you  before  long,  if  you  go  on  with  it.” 

“ It’s  not  far  from  that  now.” 

“ So  I see — and  I’ll  tell  you  what,  you’re  not 
the  sort  of  fellow  to  go  in  for  this  kind  of  thing. 
You’d  better  leave  it  to  cold-blooded  brutes,  like 
some  we  know — I needn’t  mention  names.” 
“I’m  awfully  wretched,  Drysdale  ; I’ve  been 
a brute  myself  to  you  and  every  body  of  late.” 
“Well,  I own  I don’t  like  the  new  side  of 
yon.  Now  make  up  your  mind  to  cut  the  whole 
concern,  old  fellow,”  he  said,  coming  ui?  good- 
naturedly,  and  putting  his  hand  on  Tom’s  shoul- 
der ; “ it’s  hard  to  do,  I dare  say,  but  you  had 
better  make  a plunge  and  get  it  over.  There’s 
wickedness  enough  going  about,  without  your 
helping  to  shove  another  one  into  it.” 

Tom  groaned  as  he  listened,  but  he  felt  that 
the  man  was  trying  to  help  him  in  his  own  way, 
and  according  to  his  light,  as  Drysdale  went  on 
expounding  his  own  curious  code  of  morality. 
AVhen  it  was  ended,  he  shook  Drysdale’s  hand, 
and,  wishing  him  good-night,  went  back  to  his 
own  rooms.  The  first  step  upward  towards  the 
light  had  been  made,  for  he  felt  thoroughly 
humbled  before  the  man  on  whom  he  had  ex- 
pended in  his  own  mind  so  much  patronizing 
pity  for  the  last  half-year — whom  he  had  been 
fancying  he  was  influencing  for  good. 

During  the  long  hours  of  the  night  the  scenes 
of  the  last  few  hours,  of  the  last  few  days,  came 
back  to  him  and  burnt  into  his  soul.  The  gulf 
yawned  before  him  now  plain  enough,  open  at 
his  feet — black,  ghastly.  He  shuddered  at  it, 
wondered  if  he  should  even  y'Ct  fall  in,  felt 
wildly  about  for  strength  to  stand  firm,  to  re- 
trace his  steps ; but  found  it  not.  He  found 
not  yet  the  strength  he  was  in  search  of,  but  in 
the  gray  morning  he  wrote  a short  note: 

“I  shall  not  be  able  to  take  you  to  Abingdon 
fair  to-day.  You  will  not  see  me,  perhaps,  for 
some  days.  I am  not  well.  I am  very  sorry. 
Don’t  think  that  I am  changed.  Don’t  be  un- 
happy, or  I don’t  know  what  I may  do.”  There 
was  no  address  and  no  signature  to  the  note. 

When  the  gates  opened  he  hurried  out  of  the 
college,  and  having  left  it  and  a shilling  with 
Dick  (whom  he  found  clearing  the  yard,  and 
much  astonished  at  his  appearance,  and  who 
promised  to  deliver  it  to  Patty  with  his  own 
hands  before  eight  o’clock),  he  got  back  again  to 
his  own  rooms,  went  to  bed,  worn  out  in  mind 
and  body,  and  slept  till  mid-day. 


CHAPTER  XVII. 

NEW  GROUND, 

My  readers  have  now  been  steadily  at  Oxford 
for  six  months  without  moving.  Most  people 
find  such  a spell  of  the  place  without  a change 


quite  as  much  as  they  care  to  take  ; perhaps, 
too,  it  may  do  our  hero  good  to  let  him  alone 
for  a little,  that  he  may  have  time  to  look  stead- 
ily into  the  pit  which  he  has  been  so  near  fall- 
ing down,  which  is  still  yawning  awkwardly  in 
his  path ; moreover,  the  exigencies  of  a story- 
teller must  lead  him  away  from  home  now  and 
then.  Like  the  rest  of  us,  his  fiimily  must 
have  change  of  air,  or  he  has  to  go  otf  to  see  a 
friend  properly  married,  or  a connection  buried  ; 
to  wear  white  or  black  gloves  with  or  for  some 
one,  carrying  such  sympathy  as  he  can  with 
him,  that  so  he  may  come  back  from  every 
journey,  however  short,  with  a wider  horizon. 
Yes ; to  come  back  home  after  every  stage  of 
life’s  journeying  with  a wider  horizon — more  in 
sympathy  with  men  and  nature,  knowing  ever 
more  of  the  righteous  and  eternal  laws  which 
govern  them,  and  of  the  righteous  and  loving 
will  which  is  above  all,  and  around  all,  and  be- 
neath all — this  must  be  the  end  and  aim  of  all 
of  us,  or  we  shall  be  wandering  about  blindfold, 
and  spending  time  and  labor  and  journey-mon- 
ey on  that  which  profiteth  nothing.  So  now  I 
must  ask  my  readers  to  forget  the  old  buildings 
and  quadrangles  of  the  foirest  of  England’s 
cities,  the  caps  and  the  gowns,  the  reading  and 
rowing,  for  a short  space,  and  take  a flight  with 
me  to  other  scenes  and  pastiu’es  new. 

The  nights  are  pleasant  in  May — short  and 
pleasant  for  travel.  We  leave  the  ancient  city 
asleep,  and  do  our  flight  in  the  night  to  save 
time.  Trust  yourselves,  then,  to  the  story-tell- 
ers’ aerial  machine.  It  is  but  a rough  affair, 
I own,  rough  and  humble,  unfitted  for  high  or 
great  flights,  with  no  gilded  panels,  or  dainty 
cushions,  or  C-springs — not  that  we  shall  care 
about  springs,  by-the-way,  until  we  alight  on 
terra  firma  again ; still,  there  is  much  to  be 
learned  in  a third-class  carriage  if  we  will  only 
not  look,  while  in  it,  for  cushions,  and  fine  pan- 
els, and' forty  miles  an  hour  travelling,  and  will 
not  be  shocked  at  our  fellow-passengers  for  be- 
ing weak  in  their  h’s  and  smelling  of  fustian. 
Mount  in  it,  then,  you  who  will,  after  this 
warning ; the  fares  are  holiday  fares,  the  tick- 
ets return  tickets.  Take  with  you  nothing  but 
the  poet’s  luggage, 

“ A smile  for  Hope,  a tear  for  Pain, 

A breath  to  swell  the  voice  of  Praj'er,” 

and  may  you  have  a pleasant  journey,  for  it  is 
time  that  the  stoker  should  be  looking  to  his  go- 
ing gear. 

So  now  we  rise  slowly  in  the  moonlight  from 
St.  Ambrose’s  quadrangle,  and,  when  we  are 
clear  of  the  clock-tower,  steer  away  southward, 
over  Oxford  city  and  all  its  sleeping  wisdom 
and  folly,  over  street  and  past  spire,  over  Christ 
Church  and  the  canons’  houses,  and  the  fount- 
ain in  Tom  quad ; over  St.  Aldate’s  and  the 
river,  along  which  the  moonbeams  lie  in  a path- 
way of  twinkling  silver,  over  the  railway  sheds 
— no,  there  was  then  no  railway,  but  only  the 
quiet  fields  and  footpaths  of  Hincksey  hamlet. 
Well,  no  matter;  at  any  rate,  the  hills  beyond, 
and  Bagley  Wood,  were  there  then,  as  now ; 


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and  over  hills  and  wood  we  rise,  catching  the 
purr  of  the  night-jar,  the  thrill  of  the  nightin- 
gale, and  the  first  crow  of  the  earliest  cock- 
pheasant,  as  he  stretches  his  jewelled  wings, 
conscious  of  his  strength  and  his  beauty,  heed- 
less of  the  fellows  of  St.  John’s,  who  slumber 
within  sight  of  his  perch,  on  whose  hospitable 
board  he  shall  one  day  lie,  prone  on  his  back, 
with  fair  larded  breast  turned  upward  for  the 
carving-knife,  having  crowed  his  last  crow.  He 
knows  it  not ; what  matters  it  to  him  ? If  he 
knew  it,  could  a Bagley  Wood  cock-pheasant 
desire  a better  ending  ? 

We  pass  over  the  vale  beyond  ; hall  and  ham- 
let, church  and  meadow  and  copse,  folded  in 
mist  and  shadow  below  us,  each  hamlet  hold- 
ing in  its  bosom  the  materials  of  three-vol- 
umed  novels  by  the  dozen,  if  we  could  pull  off 
the  roofs  of  the  houses  and  look  steadily  into 
the  interiors ; but  our  destination  is  farther 
yet.  The  faint  white  streak  behind  the  dis- 
tant Chilterns  reminds  us  that  we  have  no 
time  for  gossip  by  the  way ; May  nights  are 
short,  and  the  sun  wdll  be  up  by  four.  No 
matter ; our  journey  will  now  be  soon  over, 
for  the  broad  vale  is  crossed,  and  the  chalk 
hills  and  downs  beyond.  Larks  quiver  up  by 
us,  “higher,  ever  higher,”  hastening  up  to  get 
a first  glimpse  of  the  coming  monarch,  careless 
of  food,  flooding  the  fresh  air  with  song. 
Steady  plodding  rooks  labor  along  below  us, 
and  lively  starlings  rush  by  on  the  look-out  for 
the  early  worm  ; lark  and  swallow',  rook  and 
starling,  each  on  his  appointed  round.  The 
sun  arises,  and  they  get  them  to  it ; he  is  up 
now,  and  these  breezy  uplands  over  which  we 
hang  are  swimming  in  the  light  of  horizontal 
rays,  though  the  shadows  and  mists  still  lie  on 
the  wooded  dells  w'hich  slope  away  -southward. 

Here  let  us  bring  to,  over  the  village  of 
Englebourn,  and  try  to  get  acquainted  with 
the  outside  of  the  place  before  the  good  folk 
are  about,  and  we  have  to  go  down  among  them 
and  their  sayings  and  doings. 

The  village  lies  on  the  southern  slopes  of 
the  Berkshire  hills,  on  the  opposite  side  to  that 
under  which  our  hero  w'as  born.  Another  soil 
altogether  is  here,  we  remark  in  the  first  place. 
This  is  no  chalk,  this  high  knoll  which  rises 
above — one  may  almost  say  hangs  over — the 
village,  crowned  with  Scotch  firs,  its  sides  tuft- 
ed with  gorse  and  heather.  It  is  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch,  the  favorite  resort  of  Englebourn  folk, 
who  come  up  for  the  view,  for  the  air,  because 
their  fathers  and  mothers  came  up  before  them, 
because  they  came  up  themselves  as  children — 
from  an  instinct  which  moves  them  all  in  leis- 
ure hours  and  Sunday  evenings,  when  the  sun 
shines  and  the  birds  sing,  whether  they  care 
for  view  or  air  or  not.  Something  guides  all 
their  feet  hitherward ; the  children,  to  play 
hide-and-seek  and  look  for  nests  in  the  gorse- 
bushes ; young  men  and  maidens,  to  saunter 
and  look  and  talk,  as  they  will  till  the  world’s 
end — or  as  long,  at  any  rate,  as  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch  and  Englebourn  last — and  to  cut  their 


initials,  inclosed  in  a true-lover’s  knot,  on  the 
short  rabbit’s  turf ; steady  married  couples,  to 
plod  along  together  consulting  on  hard  times 
and  growing  families  ; even  old  tottering  men, 
who  love  to  sit  at  the  feet  of  the  firs,  with 
chins  leaning  on  their  sticks,  prattling  of  days 
long  past,  to  any  one  who  will  listen,  or  look 
silently  with  dim  eyes  into  the  summer  air, 
feeling,  perhaps,  in  their  spirits,  after  a wider 
and  more  peaceful  view  which  Avill  soon  open 
for  them.  A common  knoll,  open  to  all,  up  in 
the  silent  air,  well  away  from  every-day  Engle- 
bourn life,  w'ith  the  Hampshire  range  and  the 
distant  Beacon  Hill  lying  soft  on  the  horizon, 
and  nothing  higher  between  you  and  the  south- 
ern sea — what  a blessing  the  Hawk’s  Lynch  is 
to  the  village  folk,  one  and  all ! May  heaven 
and  a thankless  soil  long  preserve  it  and  them 
from  an  inclosure  under  the  act ! 

There  is  much  temptation  lying  about, 
though,  for  the  inclosers  of  the  world.  The 
rough  common-land  stretches  over  the  whole 
of  the  knoll,  and  down  to  its  base,  and  away 
along  the  hills  behind,  of  which  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch  is  an  outlying  spur — rough  common- 
land,  broken  only  by  pine  woods  of  a few 
acres  each  in  extent,  an  occasional  woodman's 
or  squatter’s  cottage  and  little  patch  of  attempt- 
ed garden.  But  immediately  below,  and  on 
each  flank  of  the  spur,  and  half  way  up  the 
slopes,  come  small  farm  inclosures,  breaking 
here  and  there  the  belt  of  woodlands  w'hich 
generally  lies  between  the  rough,  wild  upland 
and  the  cultivated  country  below.  As  you 
stand  on  the  knoll  you  can  see  the  common- 
land  just  below  you  at  its  foot  narrow  into  a 
mere  road,  with  a border  of  waste  on  each 
side  which  runs  into  Englebourn  Street.  At 
the  end  of  the  straggling  village  stands  the 
church  with  its  square  tower,  a lofty  gray  stone 
building,  with  bits  of  fine  decorated  architec- 
ture about  it,  but  much  of  church-w'arden  Goth- 
ic supervening.  The  church-yard  is  large,  and 
the  graves,  as  you  can  see  plainly  even  from 
this  distance,  are  all  crowded  on  the  south- 
ern side.  The  rector’s  sheep  ai'e  feeding  in 
the  northern  part  nearest  to  us,  and  a small 
gate  at  one  corner  opens  into  his  garden. 
The  Rectory  looks  large  and  comfortable,  and 
its  grounds  well  cared  for  and  extensive,  with 
a rookery  of  elms  at  the  lawn’s  end.  It  is 
the  chief  house  of  the  place,  for  there  is  no 
resident  squire.  The  principal  street  contains 
a few  shops,  some  dozen,  perhaps,  in  all  ; 
and  several  farm-houses  lie  a little  back  from 
it,  with  garden  in  front,  and  yards  and  barns 
and  orchards  behind ; and  there  are  two  pub- 
lic houses.  The  other  dwellings  are  mere  cot- 
tages, and  very  bad  ones  for  the  most  part, 
with  floors  below  the  level  of  the  street.  Al- 
most every  house  in  the  village  is  thatched, 
which  adds  to  the  beauty,  though  not  to  the 
comfort,  of  the  place.  The  rest  of  the  popu- 
lation who  do  not  live  in  the  street  are  dotted 
about  the  neighboring  lanes,  chiefly  towards 
the  west,  on  our  right  as  we  look  down  from 


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the  Hawk’s  Lynch.  On  this  side  the  country 
is  more  open,  and  here  most  of  the  farmers 
live,  as  we  may  see  by  the  number  of  home- 
steads. And  there  is  a small  brook  on  that 
side,  too,  which  with  careful  damming  is  made 
to  turn  a mill,  there  where  you  see  the  clump 
of  poplars.  On  our  left  as  we  look  down,  the 
country  to  the  east  of  the  village  is  thickly 
wooded  ; but  we  can  see  that  there  is  a village 
green  on  that  side,  and  a few  scattered  cot- 
tages, the  farthest  of  which  stands  looking  out 
like  a little  white  eye  from  the  end  of  a dense 
copse. 

Beyond  it  there  is  no  sign  of  habitation  for 
some  two  miles ; then  you  can  see  the  tall 
chimneys  of  a great  house,  and  a well-timbered 
park  round  it.  The  Grange  is  not  in  Engle- 
bourn  parish — happily  for  that  parish,  one  is 
sorry  to  remark.  It  must  be  a very  bad  squire 
who  does  not  do  more  good  than  harm  by  liv- 
ing in  a country  village.  But  there  are  very 
bad  squires,  and  the  owner  of  the  Grange  is  one 
of  them.  He  is  however,  for  the  most  part,  an 
absentee,  so  that  we  are  little  concerned  with 
him,  and  in  fact  have  only  to  notice  this  one  of 
his  bad  habits,  that  he  keeps  that  long  belt  of 
woodlands,  which  runs  into  Englebourn  parish, 
and  comes  almost  up  to  the  village,  full  of  hares 
and  pheasants.  He  has  only  succeeded  to  the 
property  some  three  or  four  years,  and  yet  the 
head  of  game  on  the  estate,  and,  above  all,  in 
the  -woods,  has  trebled  or  quadrupled.  Pheas- 
ants by  hundreds  are  reared  under  hens,  from 
eggs  bought  in  London,  and  run  about  the 
keepers’  houses  as  tame  as  barn-door  fowls  all  the 
summer.  When  the  first  party  comes  down  for 
the  first  battue  early  in  October,  it  is  often  as 
much  as  the  beaters  can  do  to  persuade  these 
pampered  fowls  that  they  are  wild  game,  whose 
duty  it  is  to  get  up  and  fly  away  and  be  shot  at. 
However,  they  soon  learn  more  of  the  world — 
such  of  them,  at  least,  as  are  not  slain — and 
are  unmistakable  wild  birds  in  a few  days. 
Then  they  take  to  roosting  farther  from  their 
old  haunts,  more  in  the  outskirts  of  the  woods, 
and  the  time  comes  for  others  besides  the 
squire’s  guests  to  take  their  education  in  hand, 
and  teach  pheasants  at  least  that  they  are  no 
native  British  birds.  These  are  a wild  set,  liv- 
ing scattered  about  the  wild  country— -turf-cut- 
ters, broom-makers,  squatters,  with  indefinite 
occupations  and  nameless  habits,  a race  hated 
of  keepers  and  constables.  These  have  in- 
creased and  flourished  of  late  years  ; and  not- 
withstanding the  imprisonments  and  transporta- 
tions which  deprive  them  periodically  of  the 
most  enterprising  members  of  their  community, 
one  and  all  give  thanks  for  the  day  when  the 
owner  of  the  Grange  took  to  pheasant  breeding. 
If  the  demoralization  stopped  with  them,  little 
harm  might  come  of  it,  as  they  would  steal 
fowls  in  the  homesteads  if  there  were  no  pheas- 
ants in  the  woods — which  latter  are  less  dan- 
gerous to  get,  and  worth  more  when  gotten. 
But,  unhappily,  this  method  of  earning  a liveli- 
hood has  strong  attractions,  and  is  catching ; 


and  the  cases  of  farm  laborers  who  get  into 
trouble  about  game  are  more  frequent,  season 
by  season,  in  the  neighboring  parishes,  and  En- 
glebourn is  no  better  than  the  rest.  And  the 
men  are  not  likely  to  be  much  discouraged  from 
these  practices,  or  taught  better  by  the  farmers ; 
for  if  there  is  one  thing  more  than  another  that 
drives  that  sturdy  set  of  men,  the  Englebourn 
yeomen,  into  a frenzy,  it  is  talk  of  the  game 
in  the  Grange  covers.  Not  that  they  dislike 
sport;  they  like  it  too  well,  and,  moreover, 
have  been  used  to  their  fair  share  of  it.  For 
the  late  squire  left  the  game  entirely  in  their 
hands.  “You  know  best  how  much  game 
your  land  will  carry  without  serious  damage  to 
the  crops,”  he  used  to  say.  “ I like  to  show  my 
friends  a fair  day’s  sport  when  they  are  with  me, 
and  to  have  enough  game  to  supply  the  house 
and  make  a few  presents.  Beyond  that  it  is  no 
affair  of  mine.  You  can  course  whenever  you 
like ; and  let  me  know  when  you  want  a day’s 
shooting,  and  you  shall  have  it.”  Under  this 
system  the  yeomen  became  keen  sportsmen ; 
they  and  all  their  laborers  took  an  interest  in 
preserving,  and  the  whole  district  would  have 
risen  on  a poacher.  The  keeper’s  place  be- 
came a sinecure,  and  the  squire  had  as  much 
game  as  he  Avanted  without  expense,  and  was, 
moreover,  the  most  popular  man  in  the  county. 
Even  after  the  new  man  came,  and  all  was 
changed,  the  mere  revocation  of  their  sporting 
liberties  and  the  increase  of  game,  unpopular  as 
these  things  were,  would  not  alone  have  made 
the  farmers  so  bitter,  and  have  raised  that  sense 
of  outraged  justice  in  them.  But  with  these 
changes  came  in  a custom  new  in  the  country — 
the  custom  of  selling  the  game.  At  first  the  re- 
port was  not  believed  ; but  soon  it  became  notori- 
ous that  no  head  of  game  from  the  Grange  estates 
Avas  ever  given  aAvay;  that  not  only  did  the  ten- 
ants never  get  a brace  of  birds  or  a hare,  or  the 
laborers  a rabbit,  but  not  one  of  the  gentlemen 
who  helped  to  kill  the  game  ever  found  any  of  the 
bag  in  his  dog-cart  after  the  day’s  shooting.  Nay, 
so  shameless  had  the  system  become,  and  so  high- 
ly was  the  art  of  turning  the  game  to  account 
cultivated  at  the  Grange,  that  the  keepers  sold 
powder  and  shot  to  any  of  the  guests  Avho  had 
emptied  their  own  belts  or  flasks,  at  something 
over  the  market  retail  price.  The  light  cart 
drove  to  the  market-toAvn  tAvice  a Aveek  in  the 
season,  loaded  heavily  Avith  game,  but  more 
heavily  Avith  the  hatred  and  scorn  of  the  farm- 
ers ; and  if  deep  and  bitter  curses  could  break 
patent  axles  or  necks,  the  neAV  squire  and  his 
game -cart  would  not  long  haA'e  vexed  the 
country-side.  As  it  Avas,  not  a man  but  his 
OAvn  tenants  would  salute  him  in  the  market- 
place ; and  these  repaid  themselves  for  the  un- 
Avilling  courtesy  by  bitter  reflections  on  a squire 
who  was  mean  enough  to  pay  his  butcher’s  and 
poulterer’s  bill  out  of  their  pockets. 

Alas ! that  the  manly  instinct  of  sport  AA'hich 
is  so  strong  in  all  of  us  Englishmen — Avhich 
sends  Oswell’s  single-handed  against  the  might- 
iest beasts  that  Avalk  the  earth,  and  takes  the 


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poor  cockney  journeyman  out  a ten-miles’  walk 
almost  before  daylight  on  the  rare  summer 
holiday  mornings,  to  angle  with  rude  tackle  in 
reservoir  or  canal — should  be  dragged  through 
such  mire  as  this  in  many  an  English  shire 
in  our  day ! If  English  landlords  want  to  go 
on  shooting  game  much  longer,  they  must  give 
up  selling  it.  For  if  selling  game  becomes  the 
rule,  and  not  the  exception  (as  it  seems  likely 
to  do  before  long),  good-bye  to  sport  in  Eng- 
land. Every  man  who  loves  his  country  more 
than  his  pleasures  or  his  pocket — and,  thank 
God,  that  includes  the  great  majority  of  us  yet, 
however  much  we  may  delight  in  gun  and  rod, 
let  any  demagogue  in  the  land  say  what  he 
pleases — will  cry,  “Down  with  it!”  and  lend  a 
hand  to  put  it  down  forever. 

But,  to  return  to  our  perch  on  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch  above  Englebourn  village.  The  rector 
is  the  fourth  of  his  race  who  bolds  the  family 
living  — a kind,  easy-going,  gentlemanly  old 
man,  a Doctor  of  Divinity,  as  becomes  his  posi- 
tion, though  he  only  went  into  orders  because 
there  was  the  living  ready  for  him.  In  his  day 
he  had  been  a good  magistrate  and  neighbor, 
living  with  and  much  in  the  same  way  as  the 
squires  round  about.  But  his  contemporaries 
had  dropped  off  one  by  one  ; his  own  health 
had  long  been  failing  ; his  wife  was  dead  ; and- 
the  young  generation  did  not  seek  him.  His 
work  and  the  parish  had  no  real  hold  on  him; 
so  he  had  nothing  to  fall  back  on,  and  had  be- 
come a confirmed  invalid,  seldom  leaving  the 
house  and  garden,  even  to  go  to  church,  and 
thinking  more  of  his  dinner  and  his  health  than 
of  all  other  things  in  earth  or  heaven. 

The  only  child  who  remained  at  home  with 
him  was  a daughter,  a girl  of  nineteen  or  there- 
abouts, whose  acquaintance  we  shall  make  pres- 
ently, and  who  was  doing  all  that  a good  heart 
and  sound  head  prompted  in  nursing  an  old 
hypochondriac,  and  filling  his  place  in  the  par- 
ish. But  though  the  old  man  was  weak  and 
selfish,  he  was  kind  in  his  way,  and  ready  to 
give  freely  or  to  do  any  thing  which  his  daugh- 
ter suggested  for  the  good  of  his  jjeople,  provided 
the  trouble  were  taken  off  liis  shoulders.  In 
the  year  before  our  tale  opens,  he  had  allowed 
some  thirty  acres  of  his  glebe  to  be  parcelled  out 
in  allotments  among  the  poor;  and  his  daugh- 
ter spent  almost  what  she  pleased  in  clothing- 
clubs,  and  sick-clubs,  and  the  school,  without  a 
w'ord  from  him.  Whenever  he  did  remon- 
strate, she  managed  to  get  what  she  wanted  out 
of  the  house-money  or  her  own  allowance. 

We  must  make  acquaintance  with  such  other 
of  the  inhabitants  as  it  concerns  us  to  know  in 
the  course  of  the  story  ; for  it  is  broad  daylight, 
and  the  villagers  will  be  astir  directly.  Folk 
w'ho  go  to  bed  before  nine,  after  a hard  day’s 
work,  get  into  the  habit  of  turning  out  soon  af- 
ter the  sun  calls  them.  So  now,  descending  from 
the  Haw'k’s  Lynch,  we  will  alight  at  the  east 
end  of  Englebourn,  opposite  the  little  white 
cottage  which  looks  out  at  the  end  of  the  great 
wood,  near  the  village  green. 


Soon  after  five  on  that  bright  Sunday  morn- 
ing, Harry  Winburn  unbolted  the  door  of  his 
mother’s  cottage,  and  stepped  out  in  his  shirt- 
sleeves on  to  the  little  walk  in  front,  paved  witli 
pebbles.  Perhaps  some  of  my  readers  will  rec- 
ognize the  name  of  an  old  acquaintance,  and 
wonder  how  he  got  here ; so  let  us  explain  at 
once.  Soon  after  our  hero  went  to  school,  Har- 
ry’s father  had  died  of  a fever.  He  had  been  a 
journeyman  blacksmith,  and  in  the  receipt,  con- 
sequently, of  rather  better  w^ages  than  generally 
fall  to  the  lot  of  the  peasantry,  but  not  enougli 
to  leave  much  of  a margin  over  current  expen- 
diture. Moreover,  the  Winburns  had  always 
been  open-handed  with  whatever  money  they 
had  ; so  that  all  he  left  for  his  widow  and  child 
of  worldly  goods  was  their  “ few  sticks  ” of  fur- 
niture, £5  in  the  savings  bank,  and  the  money 
from  his  burial-club,  which  was  not  more  than 
enough  to  give  him  a creditable  funeral — that 
object  of  honorable  ambition  to  all  the  independ- 
ent poor.  He  left,  however,  another  inherit- 
ance to  them,  which  is  a price  above  rubies, 
neither  shall  silver  be  named  in  comparison 
thereof— the  inheritance  of  an  honest  name,  of 
which  his  widow  was  proud,  and  which  was  not 
likely  to  suffer  in  her  hands. 

After  the  funeral  she  removed  to  Englebourn, 
her  own  native  village,  and  kept  her  old  father’s 
house  till  his  death.  He  was  one  of  the  wood- 
men to  the  Grange,  and  lived  in  the  cottage  at 
the  corner  of  the  wood  in  which  his  work  lay. 
When  he,  too,  died,  hard  times  came  on  Widow 
Winburn.  The  steward  allowed  her  to  keep  on 
the  cottage.  The  rent  was  a sore  burden  to 
her,  but  she  would  sooner  have  starved  than 
leave  it.  Parish  relief  was  out  of  the  question 
for  her  father’s  child  and  her  husband’s  widow ; 
so  she  turned  her  hand  to  every  odd  job  which 
offered,  and  went  to  work  in  the  fields  when 
nothing  else  could  be  had.  Whenever  there 
was  sickness  in  the  place,  she  was  an  untiring 
nurse  ; and  at  one  time,  for  some  nine  months, 
she  took  the  ofBce  of  postman,  and  walked  daily 
some  nine  miles  through  a severe  winter.  The 
fatigue  and  exposure  had  broken  down  her 
health,  and  made  her  an  old  woman  before  her 
time.  At  last,  in  a lucky  hour,  the  Doctor  came 
to  hear  of  her  praiseworthy  struggles,  and  gave 
her  the  rectory  washing,  which  had  made  her 
life  a comparatively  easy  one  again. 

During  all  this  time  her  poor  neighbors  had 
stood  by  her  as  the  poor  do  stand  by  one  another, 
helping  her  in  numberless  small  ways,  so  that 
she  had  been  able  to  realize  the  great  object  of 
her  life,  and  keep  Harry  at  school  till  he  was 
nearly  fourteen.  By  this  time  he  had  learned 
all  that  the  village  pedagogue  could  teach,  and 
had  in  fact  become  an  object  of  mingled  pride 
and  jealousy  to  that  worthy  man,  who  had  his 
misgivings  lest  Harry’s  fame  as  a scholar  should 
eclipse  his  own  before  many  years  were  over. 

Mrs.  Winburn’s  character  was  so  good,  that 
no  sooner  wms  her  son  ready  for  a place  than  a 
place  was  ready  for  him ; he  stepped  at  once 
into  the  dignity  of  carter’s  boy,  and  his  earn-' 


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ings,  when  added  to  his  mother’s,  made  them 
comfortable  enough.  Of  course  she  was  wrap- 
ped up  in  him,  and  believed  there  was  no  such 
boy  in  the  parish.  And  indeed  she  was  nearer  the 
truth  than  most  mothers,  for  he  soon  grew  into 
a famous  specimen  of  a country-man ; tall  and 
lithe,  full  of  nervous  strength,  and  not  yet  bowed 
down  or  stiffened  by  the  constant  toil  of  a la- 
borer’s daily  life.  In  these  matters,  however, 
he  had  rivals  in  the  village  ; but  in  intellectual 
accomplishments  he  was  unrivalled.  He  was 
full  of  learning  according  to  the  village  standard, 
could  write  and  cipher  well,  was  fond  of  reading 
such  books  as  came  in  his  way,  and  spoke  his 
native  English  almost  without  an  accent.  He 
is  one-and-twenty  at  the  time  when  our  story 
takes  him  up,  a thoroughly  skilled  laborer,  the 
best  hedger  and  ditcher  in  the  parish  ; and,  when 
his  blood  is  up,  he  can  shear  twenty  sheep  in  a 
day  without  razing  the  skin,  or  mow  for  sixteen 
hours  at  a stretch,  with  rests  of  half  an  hour  for 
meals  twice  in  the  day. 

Harry  shaded  his  eyes  with  his  hand  for  a 
minute  as  he  stood  outside  the  cottage  drinking 
in  the  fresh  pure  air,  laden  with  the  scent  of  the 
honeysuckle  which  he  had  trained  over  the 
porch,  and  listening  to  the  chorus  of  linnets  and 
finches  from  the  copse  at  the  back  of  the  house ; 
and  then  set  about  the  household  duties,  which 
he  always  made  it  a point  of  honor  to  attend  to 
himself  on  Sundays.  First  he  unshuttered  the 
little  lattice-window  of  the  room  on  the  ground- 
floor,  a simple  operation  enough,  for  the  shutter 
was  a mere  w-ooden  flap,  which  \vas  closed  over 
the  window  at  night,  and  bolted  with  a wooden 
bolt  on  the  outside,  and  thrown  back  against 
the  wall  in  the  day-time.  Any  one  who  would 
could  have  opened  it  at  any  moment  of  the 
night ; but  the  poor  sleep  sound  without  bolts. 
Then  he  took  the  one  old  bucket  of  the  estab- 
lishment, and  strode  away  to  the  well  on  the 
village  green,  and  filled  it  with  clear  cold  wa- 
ter, doing  the  same  kind  office  for  the  vessels 
of  two  or  three  rosy  little  damsels  and  boys,  of 
ages  varying  from  ten  to  fourteen,  who  were 
already  astir,  and  to  whom  the  winding  up  of 
the  parish  chain  and  bucket  would  have  been  a 
work  of  difficulty.  Returning  to  the  cottage  he 
proceeded  to  fill  his  mother’s  kettle  and  sweep 
the  hearth,  strike  a light,  and  make  up  the  fire 
with  a fagot  from  the  little  stack  in  the  cor- 
ner of  the  garden.  Then  he  hauled  the  three- 
legged  round  table  before  the  fire,  and  dusted  it 
carefully  over,  and  laid  out  the  black  japan  tea- 
tray  with  two  delf  cups  and  saucers  of  gorgeous 
pattern,  and  diminutive  plates  to  match,  and 
placed  the  sugar  and  slop  basins,  the  big  loaf, 
and  small  piece  of  salt  butter,  in  their  accus- 
tomed places,  and  the  little  black  tea-pot  on  the 
hob  to  get  properly  warm.  There  was  little 
more  to  be  done  iu-doors,  for  the  furniture  was 
scanty  enough  ; but  every  thing  in  turn  received 
its  fair  share  of  attention,  and  the  little  room 
with  its  sunken  tiled  floor  and  yellow-washed 
walls,  looked  cheerful  and  homely.  Then  Har- 
ry turned  his  attention  to  the  shed  of  his  own 


contriving,  whioh  stood  beside  the  fagot-stack, 
and  from  which  expostulatory  and  plaintive 
grunts  had  been  issuing  ever  since  his  first  ap- 
pearance at  the  door,  telling  of  a faithful  and 
useful  friend  who  was  sharp  set  on  Sunday  morn- 
ings, and  desired  his  poor  breakfast,  and  to  be 
dismissed  for  the  day  to  pick  up  the  rest  of  his 
livelihood  with  his  brethren  porkers  of  the  vil- 
lage on  the  green  and  in  the  lanes.  Harry 
served  out  to  the  porker  the  poor  mess  which 
the  wash  of  the  cottage  and  the  odds  and  ends 
of  the  little  garden  afforded  ; which  that  virtu- 
ous animal  forthwith  began  to -discuss  with  both 
fore  feet  in  the  trough — by  way  probably  of  add- 
ing to  the  flavor — while  his  master  scratched 
him  gently  between  the  ears  and  on  the  back 
with  a short  stick  till  the  repast  was  concluded. 
Then  he  opened  the  door  of  the  sty,  and  the 
grateful  animal  rushed  out  into  the  lane,  and 
away  to  the  green  with  a joyful  squeal  and  flirt 
of  his  hind  quarters  in  the  air ; and  Harry,  af- 
ter picking  a bunch  of  wall-flowers  and  pansies 
and  hyacinths,  a line  of  which  flowers  skirted 
the  narrow  garden  walk,  and  putting  them  in  a 
long-necked  glass  which  he  took  from  the  man- 
tel-piece, proceeded  to  his  morning  ablutions, 
ample  materials  for- which  remained  at  the  bot- 
tom of  the  family  bucket,  which  he  had  put 
down  on  a little  bench  by  the  side  of  tlie  porch. 
These  finished,  he  retired  in-doors  to  shave  and 
dress  himself. 


CHAPTER  XYIII. 

EKGLEBOURX  VILLAGE. 

Dame  Wixegex  was  not  long  after  her  son, 
and  they  sat  down  together  to  breakfast  in  their 
best  Sunday  clothes — she,  in  plain  large  white 
cap,  which  covered  all  but  a line  of  gray  hair, 
a black  stuff  gown  reaching  to  neck  and  wrists, 
and  small  silk  neckerchief  put  on  like  a shawl ; 
a thin,  almost  gaunt  old  woman,  whom  the  years 
had  not  used  tenderly,  and  who  showed  marks 
of  their  usage  — but  a resolute,  high-couraged 
soul,  who  had  met  hard  times  in  the  face,  and 
could  meet  them  again  if  need  were.  She  spoke 
in  broad  Berkshire,  and  was  otherwise  a home- 
ly body,  but  self-possessed  and  without  a shade 
of  real  vulgarity  in  her  composition. 

The  widow  looked  with  some  anxiety  at  Har- 
ry as  he  took  his  seat.  Although  something  of 
a rustic  dandy,  of  late  he  had  not  been  so  care- 
ful in  the  matter  of  dress  as  usual;  but  in  con- 
sequence of  her  reproaches,  on  this  Sunday  there 
was  nothing  to  complain  of.  His  black  vel- 
veteen shooting-coat  and  cotton-plush  waist- 
coat, his  brown  corduroy  knee-breeches  and 
gaiters,  sat  on  him  well,  and  gave  the  world 
assurance  of  a well-to-do  man,  for  few  of  the 
Englebourn  laborers  rose  above  smock-frocks 
and  fustian  trowsers.  He  wore  a blue  bird’s- 
eye  handkerchief  round  his  neck,  and  his  shirt, 
though  coarse  in  texture,  was  as  Avhite  as  the 
sun  and  the  best  laundress  in  Englebourn  could 
manage  to  bleach  it.  There  was  nothing  to 


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find  fault  -with  in  his  dress,  therefore,  but  still 
his  mother  did  not  feel  quite  comfortable  as  she 
took  stealthy  glances  at  him,  Harry  was  nat- 
urally rather  a reserved  fellow,  and  did  not 
make  much  conversation  himself,  and  his  moth- 
er felt  a little  embarrassed  on  this  particular 
morning. 

It  was  not,  therefore,  until  Dame  Winburn 
had  finished  her  first  slice  of  bread-and-butter, 
and  had  sipped  the  greater  part  of  her  second 
dish  of  tea  out  of  her  saucer,  that  she  broke  si- 
lence, 

“I  minded  thy  business  last  night,  Harry, 
when  I wur  up  at  the  Rectory  about  the  washin’. 
It’s  my  belief  as  thou’lt  get  t’other  ’lotment  next 
quarter-day.  The  Doctor  spoke  very  kind 
about  it,  and  said  as  how  he  heer’d  as  high  a 
character  o’  thee,  young  as  thee  bist,  as  of  are’ 
a man  in  the  parish,  and  as  how  he  wur  set  on 
lettin’  the  lots  to  thaay  as’d  do  best  by  ’em  ; 
only  he  said  as  the  farmers  went  agin  givin’ 
more  nor  an  acre  to  any  man  as  worked  for 
them,  and  the  Doctor,  you  see,  he  don’t  like  to 
go  altogether  agin  the  vestry  folk.” 

“What  business  is  it  o’  theirs,”  said  Harry, 
“ so  long  as  they  get  their  own  work  done  ? 
There’s  scarce  one  on  ’em  as  hasn’t  more  land 
already  nor  he  can  keep  as  should  be,  and  for  all 
that  they  want  to  snap  up  every  bit  as  falls  va- 
cant, so  as  no  poor  man  shall  get  it.” 

“ ’Tis  mostly  so  with  them  as  has,”  said  his 
mother,  with  a half-puzzled  look;  “ Scriptur 
says  as  to  them  shall  be  given,  and  they  shall 
have  more  abundant.”  Dame  Winburn  spoke 
hesitatingly,  and  looked  doubtfully  at  Harry,  as 
a person  who  has  shot  with  a strange  gun,  and 
knows  not  what  effect  the  bolt  may  have.  Har- 
ry was  brought  up  all  standing  by  this  unexpect- 
ed quotation  of  his  mother’s ; but,  after  think- 
ing for  a few  moments  while  he  cut  himself  a 
slice  of  bread,  replied  : 

“It  don’t  say  as  those  shall  have  more  that 
can’t  use  what  they’ve  got  already.  ’Tis  a deal 
more  like  Naboth’s  vineyard,  for  aught  as  I can 
see.  But  ’tis  little  odds  to  me  which  way  it 
goes.” 

“ How  canst  talk  so,  Harry  ?”  said  his  moth- 
er, reproachfully  ; “ thou  know’st  thou  wast  set 
on  it  last  fall,  like  a wapse  on  sugar.  Why, 
scarce  a day  past  but  thou  Avast  up  to  the  Rec- 
tory to  see  the  Doctor  about  it ; and  now  thou’rt 
like  to  get  th’  lotment  thou’lt  not  go  anyst  ’un.” 

Harry  looked  out  at  the  open  door  Avithout 
ansAvering.  It  was  quite  true  that,  in  the  last 
autumn,  he  had  been  very  anxious  to  get  as 
large  an  allotment  as  he  could  into  his  own 
hands,  and  that  he  had  been  forever  up  toAvards 
the  Rectory,  but  perhaps  not  always  on  the  al- 
lotment business.  He  Avas  naturally  a self-re- 
liant, shrewd  fellow,  and  felt  that  if  he  could 
put  his  hand  on  three  or  four  acres  of  land,  he 
could  soon  make  himself  independent  of  the 
farmers.  He  kncAV  that  at  harvest-times,  and 
Avhenever  there  Avas  a pinch  for  good  laborers, 
they  Avould  be  glad  enough  to  have  him  ; Avhile 
at  other  times,  Avith  a few  acres  of  his  OAvn,  he 


Avould  be  his  own  master,  and  could  do  much 
better  for  himself.  So  he  had  put  his  name 
down  first  on  the  Doctor’s  list,  taken  the  largest 
lot  he  could  get,  and  Avorked  it  so  Avell,  that  his 
crops,  among  others,  had  been  a sort  of  village- 
shoAv  last  harvest-time.  Many  of  the  neighbor- 
ing allotments  stood  out  in  sad  contrast  to  those 
of  Harry  and  the  more  energetic  of  the  peasant- 
ry, and  lay  by  the  side  of  these  latter,  only  half 
worked  and  full  of  Aveeds,  and  the  rent  Avas  ncA^- 
er  ready.  It  aa^s  Averse  than  useless  to  let  mat- 
ters go  on  thus,  and  the  question  arose,  Avhat 
was  to  be  done  with  the  neglected  lots.  Hariy, 
and  all  the  men  like  him,  applied  at  once  for 
them  ; and  their  eagerness  to  get  them  had 
roused  some  natural  jealousy  among  the  farm- 
ers, Avho  began  to  foresee  that  the  new  system 
might  shortly  leave  them  Avith  none  but  the 
Avorst  laborers.  So  the  vestry  had  pressed  on 
the  Doctor,  as  Dame  Winburn  said,  not  to  let 
any  man  have  more  than  an  acre,  or  an  acre 
and  a half ; and  the  Avell-meaning,  easy-going, 
invalid  old  man  couldn’t  make  up  his  mind  Avhat 
to  do.  So  here  Avas  May  come  again,  and  the 
neglected  lots  were  still  in  the  nominal  occupa- 
tion of  the  idlers.  The  Doctor  got  no  rent,  and 
Avas  annoyed  at  the  partial  failure  of  a scheme 
Avhich  he  had  not  indeed  originated,  but  for 
which  he  had  taken  much  credit  to  himself. 
The  negligent  occupiers  grumbled  that  they  Avere 
not  allowed  a draAvback  for  manure,  and  that 
no  pig-sties  w^ere  put  up  for  them.  “’Tavus 
allers  understood  so,”  they  maintained,  “and 
they’d  never  ha’  took  to  the  lots  but  for  that.” 
The  good  men  grumbled  that  it  AA'ould  be  too 
late  noAv  for  them  to  do  more  than  clean  the  lots 
of  weeds  this  year.  The  farmers  grumbled  tliat 
it  Avas  always  understood  no  man  should  have 
more  than  one  lot.  The  poor  rector  had  led  his 
flock  into  a miry  place  Avith  a A^engeance.  Peo- 
ple Avho  can  not  make  up  their  minds  breed 
trouble  in  other  places  besides  country  villages. 
However  quiet  and  out-of-the-Avay  the  place  may 
be,  there  is  always  some  quasi  public  topic  Avhich 
stands,  to  the  rural  Englishman,  in  the  place  of 
treaty,  or  budget,  or  reform  bill.  So  the  great 
allotment  question,  for  the  time,  Avas  that  Avhich 
exercised  the  minds  of  the  inhabitants  of  Engle- 
bourn ; and  until  lately  no  one  had  taken  a 
keener  interest  in  it  than  Harry  Winburn.  But 
that  interest  had  noAvmuch  abated,  and  so  Har- 
ry looked  through  the  cottage  door,  instead  of 
ansAvering  his  mother. 

“ ’Tis  my  belief  as  you  med  amost  hev  it  for 
the  axin’,”  Dame  Winburn  began  again,  AAdien 
she  found  that  he  Avould  not  re-open  the  sub- 
ject himself.  “ The  young  missus  said  as  much 
to  me  herself  last  night.  Ah ! to  be  sure,  things 
’d  go  better  if  she  had  the  guidin’  on  ’em.” 

“I’m  not  going  after  it  any  more,  mother. 
We  can  keep  the  bits  o’  sticks  here  together 
Avithout  it  Avhile  you  be  alive  ; and  if  any  thing 
Avas  to  happen  to  you,  I don’t  think  I should 
stay  in  these  parts.  But  it  don’t  matter  Avhat 
becomes  o’  me;  I can  earn  a livelihood  any- 
Avhere.” 


TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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Dame  Winbiirn  paused  a moment  before  an- 
swering, to  subdue  her  vexation,  and  then  said, 
“ How  can  ’ee  let  hankerin’  arter  a lass  take  the 
heart  out  o’  thee  so  Hold  up  thy  head,  and  act 
a bit  measterful.  The  more  thou  makest  o’  thy- 
self, the  more  like  thou  art  to  win.” 

“Did  "you  hear  aught  of  her,  mother,  last 
night?”  replied  Harry,  taking  advantage  of  this 
ungracious  opening  to  speak  of  the  subject  which 
was  uppermost  in  his  mind. 

“I  heer’d  she  wur  goin’  on  well,”  said  his 
mother. 

“No  likelihood  of  her  cornin’  home  ?” 

“ Not  as  I could  make  out.  Why,  she  hevn’t 
been  gone  not  four  months.  Now,  do  ee’  pluck 
up  a bit,  Harry,  and  be  more  like  thyself.” 

“Why,  mother.  I’ve  not  missed  a day’s  work 
since  Christmas ; so  there  ain’t  much  to  find 
fault  with.” 

“Nay,  Harry,  ’tisn’t  thy  work.  Thou  wert 
always  good  at  thy  work,  praise  God ! Thou’rt 
thy  father’s  own  son  for  that.  But  thou  dostn’t 
keep  about  like,  and  take  thy  place  wi’  the  lave 
on  ’em,  since  Christmas.  Thou  look’st  hagged 
at  times,  and  folk’ll  see’t,  and  talk  about  thee 
afore  long.” 

“Let  ’em  talk.  I mind  their  talk  no  more 
than  last  year’s  wind,”  said  Harry,  abruptly, 

“But  thy  old  mother  does,” she  said,  looking 
at  him  with  eyes  full  of  pride  and  love ; and  so 
Harry,  who  was  a right  good  son,  began  to  in- 
quire what  it  was  which  was  specially  weighing 
on  his  mother’s  mind,  determined  to  do  any 
thing  In  reason  to  replace  heron  the  little  harm- 
less social  pinnacle  from  which  she  was  wont  to 
look  down  on  all  the  other  mothers  and  sons  of 
the  parish.  He  soon  found  out  that  her  pres- 
ent grievance  arose  from  his  having  neglected 
his  place  as  ringer  of  the  heavy  bell  in  the  vil- 
lage peal  on  the  two  preceding  Sundays;  and, 
as  this  post  was  in  some  sort  the  corresponding 
one  to  stroke  of  the  boat  at  Oxford,  her  anxiety 
was  reasonable  enough.  So  Harry  promised  to 
go  to  ringing  in  good  time  that  morning,  and 
then  set  about  little  odds  and  ends  of  jobs  till  it 
would  be  time  to  start.  Dame  Winburn  went 
toiler  cooking  and  other  household  duties,  which 
were  pretty  well  got  under  when  her  son  took 
his  hat  and  started  for  the  belfry.  She  stood  at 
the  door  \yith  a half-peeled  potato  in  one  hand, 
shading  her  eyes  with  the  other,  as  she  watched 
him  striding  along  the  raised  foot-path  under 
the  elms,  when  the  sound  of  light  footsteps  and 
pleasant  voices  coming  up  from  the  other  direc- 
tion made  her  turn  round  and  drop  a courtesy 
as  the  rector’s  daughter  and  another  young  lady 
stopped  at  her  door. 

“ Good-morning,  Betty,”  said  the  former ; 
“here’s  a bright  Sunday  morning  at  last,  isn’t 
it?” 

“’Tis  indeed,  miss;  but  where  hev’ee  been  to?” 

“ Oh,  we’ve  only  been  for  a little  walk  before 
school-time.  This  is  my  cousin,  Betty.  She 
hasn’t  been  at  Englebourn  since  she  was  quite 
a child  ; so  I’ve  been  taking  her  to  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch  to  see  our  view.” 


“And  you  can’t  think  how  I have  enjoyed  it,” 
said  her  cousin  ; “ it  is  so  still  and  beautiful.” 

“I’ve  heer’cd  say  as  there  ain't  no  such  a 
place  for  thretty  mile  round,”  said  Betty,  proud- 
ly. “But  do’ee  come  in,  tho’  and  sit’ee  down 
a bit,”  she  added,  bustling  inside  her  door,  and 
beginning  to  rub  down  a chair  with  her  apron  ; 
“ ’tis  a smart  step  for  gentlefolk  to  walk  afore 
church.”  Betty’s  notions  of  the  walking  pow- 
ers of  gentlefolk  were  very  limited. 

“No,  thank  you,  we  must  be  getting  on,” 
said  Miss  Winter  ; “but  how  lovely  your  flow- 
ers are!  Look,  Mary,  did  you  ever  see  such 
double  pansies  ? We’ve  nothing  like  them  at 
the  Rectory.” 

“Do’ee  take  some,”  said  Betty,  emerging 
again,  and  beginning  to  pluck  a handful  of  her 
finest  flowers  ; “ ’tis  all  our  Harry’s  doing ; he’s 
mazing  partickler  about  seeds.” 

“ He  seems  to  make  every  thing  thrive,  Bet- 
ty. There,  that’s  plenty,  thank  you.  We  won’t 
take  many,  for  fear  they  should  fade  before 
church  is  over.” 

“ Oh,  dwont’ee  be  afeared — there’s  plenty 
more  ; and  you  be  as  welcom’  as  the  day.” 

Betty  never  said  a truer  word ; she  was  one  of 
the  real  open-handed  sort,  who  are  found  most- 
ly among  those  w'ho  have  the  least  to  give. 
They  or  any  one  else  were  welcome  to  the  best 
she  had. 

So  the  young  ladies  took  the  flowers,  thanked 
her  again,  and  passed  on  towards  the  Sunday- 
school. 

The  rector’s  daughter  might  have  been  a year 
or  so  older  than  her  companion : she  looked 
more.  Her  position  in  the  village  had  been 
one  of  much  anxiety,  and  she  was  fast  getting 
an  old  head  on  young  shoulders.  The  other 
young  lady  was  a slip  of  a girl  just  coming  out ; 
in  fact,  this  was  the  first  visit  which  she  had 
ever  paid  out  of  leading-strings.  She  had  lived 
in  a happy  home,  where  she  had  always  been 
trusted  and  loved,  and  perhaps  a thought  too 
much  petted. 

There  are  are  some  natures  which  attract  pet- 
ting ; you  can’t  help  doing  your  best  to  spoil 
them  in  this  way,  and  it  is  satisfactory,  there- 
fore, to.  know  (as  the  fact  is)  that  they  are  just 
the  ones  which  can  not  be  so  spoilt. 

Miss  Mary  was  one  of  these.  Trustful,  for 
she  had  never  been  tricked ; fearless,  for  she  had 
never  been  cowed ; pure  and  bright  as  the  En- 
glebourn brook  at  fifty  yards  from  its  parent 
spring  in  the  chalk,  for  she  had  a pure  and  bright 
nature,  and  had  come  in  contact  as  yet  with 
nothing  which  could  soil  or  cast  a shadow. 
What  wonder  that  her  life  gave  forth  light  and 
music  as  it  glided  on,  and  that  every  one  who 
knew  her  was  eager  to  have  her  with  them,  to 
warm  themselves  in  the  light  and  rejoice  in  the 
music ! 

Besides  all  her  other  attraetions,  or  in  conse- 
quence of  them,  for  any  thing  I know,  she  was 
one  of  the  merriest  young  women  in  the  world, 
always  ready  to  bubble  over  and  break  out  into 
clear  laughter  on  the  slightest  provocation.  And 


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provocation  had  not  been  wanting  during  the 
last  two  days  which  she  had  spent  with  her  cous- 
in. As  usual  she  had  brought  sunshine  with 
her,  and  the  old  Doctor  had  half-forgotten  his 
numerous  complaints  and  grievances  for  the 
time.  So  the  cloud  which  generally  hung  over 
tlie  house  had  been  partially  lifted,  and  Mary, 
knowing  and  suspecting  nothing  of  the  dark  side 
of  life  at  Englebourn  Rectory,  rallied  her  cousin 
on  her  gravity,  and  laughed  till  she  cried  at  the 
queer  ways  and  talk  of  the  people  about  the 
.place. 

As  soon  as  they  were  out  of  hearing  of  Dame 
Winburn,  Mary  began  : 

‘ ‘Well,  Katie,  I can’t  say  that  you  have  mend- 
ed your  case  at  all.” 

“ Surely  you  can’t  deny  that  there  is  a great 
deal  of  character  in  Betty’s  face,”  said  Miss 
Winter. 

“Oh,  plenty  of  character:  all  jmur  people, 
as  soon  as  they  begin  to  stiffen  a little  and  get 
wrinkles,  seem  to  be  full  of  character,  and  I 
enjoy  it  much  more  than  beauty;  but  we  were 
talking  about  beauty,  you  know.” 

“Betty’s  son  is  the  handsomest  young  man 
in  the  parish,”  said  Miss  Winter  ; “ and  I must 
say  I don’t  think  you  could  find  a better-looking 
one  anywhere.” 

“ Then  I can’t  have  seen  him.” 

“ Indeed  you  have ; I pointed  him  out  to  you 
at  the  post-office  yesterday.  Don’t  you  remem- 
ber ? he  was  waiting  for  a letter.” 

“ Oh  yes  ! now  I remember.  Well,  he  was 
better  than  most.  But  the  faces  of  your  young 
people  in  general  are  not  interesting — I don’t 
mean  the  children,  but  the  young  men  and 
women  ; and  they  are  awkward  and  clownish  in 
their  manners,  without  the  quaintness  of  the 
elder  generation,  who  are  the  funniest  old  dears 
in  the  world.” 

“They  will  all  be  quaint  enough  as  they 
get  older.  You  must  remember  the  sort  of  life 
they  lead.  They  get  their  notions  very  slowly, 
and  they  must  have  notions  in  their  heads  be- 
fore they  can  show  them  on  their  faces.” 

“ Well,  your  Betty’s  son  looked  as  if  he  had 
a notion  of  hanging  himself  yesterday.” 

“ It’s  no  laughing  matter,  Mary.  I hear  he 
is  desperately  in  love.” 

“Boor  fellow!  that  makes  a difference,  of 
course.  I hope  he  won’t  carry  out  his  notion. 
Who  is  it,  do  you  know  ? Do  tell  me  all  about 
it.” 

“Our  gardeneris  daughter,  I believe.  Of 
course,  I never  meddle  with  these  matters  ; but 
one  can’t  help  hearing  the  servants’  gossip.  I 
think  it  likely  to  be  true,  for  he  was  about  our 
premises  at  all  sorts  of  times  until  lately,  and  I 
never  see  him  now  that  she  is  away.” 

“Is  she  pretty?”  said  Mary,  who  was  get- 
ting interested. 

“ Yes,  she  is  our  belle.  In  fact,  they  are 
the  two  beauties  of  the  parish.” 

“ Fancy  that  cross-grained  old  Simon  having 
a pretty  daughter.  Oh,  Katie,  look  here  I who 
is  this  figure  of  fun  ?” 


The  figure  of  fun  was  a middle-aged  man  of 
small  stature  and  very  bandy-legged,  dressed 
in  a blue  coat  and  brass  buttons,  and  carrying 
a great  bass-viol  bigger  than  himself  in  a rough 
baize  cover.  He  came  out  of  a footpath  into 
the  road  just  before  them,  and,  on  seeing  them, 
touched  his  hat  to  Miss  Winter,  and  then  fidget- 
ed along  with  his  load,  and  jerked  his  head  in 
a deprecatory  manner  away  from  them  as  he 
walked  on,  with  the  sort  of  look  and  action 
which  a favorite  terrier  uses  when  his  master 
holds  out  a lighted  cigar  to  his  nose.  He  was 
the  village  tailor  and  constable,  also  the  princi- 
pal performer  in  the  church-music  which  obtain- 
ed in  Englebourn.  In  the  latter  capacity  he 
had  of  late  come  into  collision  with  Miss  Win- 
ter. 

For  this  was  another  of  the  questions  which 
divided  the  parish  — the  great  church-music 
question.  From  time  immemorial,  at  least  ever 
since  the  gallery  at  the  west  end  had  been  built, 
the  village  psalmody  had  been  in  the  hands  of 
the  occupiers  of  that  Protestant  structure.  In 
the  middle  of  the  front  row  sat  the  musicians, 
three  in  number,  who  played  respectively  a 
bass-viol,  a fiddle,  and  a clarionet.  On  one 
side  of  them  were  two  or  three  young  women, 
who  sang  treble — shrill,  ear-piercing  treble — 
with  a strong  nasal  Berkshire  drawl  in  it.  On 
the  other  side  of  the  musicians  sat  the  black- 
smith, the  ■wheelwright,  and  other  tradesmen 
of  the  place.  Tradesmen  means  in  that  part 
of  the  country  what  we  mean  by  artisan,  and 
these  were  naturally  allied  with  the  laborers, 
and  consorted  with  them.  So  far  as  church- 
going was  concerned,  they  formed  a sort  of  in- 
dependent opposition,  sitting  in  the  gallery  in- 
stead of  in  the  nave,  where  the  farmers  and  the 
two  or  three  prineipal  shop-keepers — the  great 
landed  and  commercial  interests — regularly  sat 
and  slept,  and  where  the  two  publicans  occupied 
pews,  but  seldom  made  even  the  pretense  of 
worshipping. 

The  rest  of  the  gallery  was  filled  by  the  able- 
bodied  male  peasantry.  The  old  worn-out  men 
generally  sat  below  in  the  free  seats ; the  wom- 
en also,  and  some  few  boys.  But  the  hearts  of 
these  latter  were  in  the  gallery — a seat  on  the 
back  benches  of  which  was  a sign  that  they  had 
indued  the  togo.  virilis,  and  were  thenceforth 
free  from  maternal  and  pastoral  tutelage  in  the 
matter  of  church-going.  The  gallery  thus  con- 
stituted had  gradually  usurped  the  psalmody  as 
their  particular  and  special  portion  of  the  serv- 
ice : they  left  the  clerk  and  the  school  children, 
aided  by  such  of  the  aristocracy  below  as  cared 
to  join,  to  do  the  responses  ; but,  when  singing 
time  came,  they  reigned  supreme.  The  slate 
on  which  the  Psalms  were  announced  was  hung 
out  from  before  the  centre  of  the  gallery,  and 
the  clerk,  leaving  his  place  under  the  reading- 
desk,  marched  up  there  to  give  them  out.  He 
took  this  method  of  preserving  his  constitution- 
al connection  with  the  singing,  knowing  that 
otherwise  he  could  not  have  maintained  the 
rightful  position  of  his  ofiice  in  this  matter.  So 


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matters  had  stood  until  shortly  before  the  time 
of  our  story. 

Tiie  present  curate,  however,  backed  by  Miss 
Winter,  had  tried  a reform.  He  was  a quiet 
man,  with  a wife  and  several  children,  and 
small  means.  He  had  served  in  the  diocese 
ever  since  he  had  been  ordained,  in  a hum- 
drum sort  of  way,  going  where  he  was  sent  for, 
and  performing  his  routine  duties  reasonably 
well,  but  without  showing  any  great  aptitude 
for  his  work.  He  had  little  interest,  and  had 
almost  given  up  expecting  promotion,  which  he 
certainly  had  done  nothing  particular  to  merit. 
But  there  was  one  point  on  which  he  was  al- 
w'ays  ready  to  go  out  of  his  way  and  take  a 
little  trouble.  He  was  a good  musician,  and 
had  formed  choirs  at  all  his  former  curacies. 

Soon  after  his  arrival,  therefore,  he,  in  con- 
cert with  Miss  Winter,  had  begun  to  train  the 
children  in  church-music.  A small  organ  which 
had  stood  in  a passage  in  the  Rectory  for  many' 
years  had  been  repaired,  and  appeared  first  at 
the  school-room,  and  at  length  under  the  gal- 
lery of  the  church ; and  it  was  announced  one 
week  to  the  party  in  possession,  that,  on  the 
next  Sunday,  the  constituted  authorities  would 
take  the  church-music  into  their  own  hands. 
Then  arose  a strife,  the  end  of  which  had  near- 
ly been  to  send  the  gallery  off  in  a body,  head- 
ed by  the  offended  bass-viol,  to  the  small  red- 
brick little  Bethel  at  the  other  end  of  the  vil- 
lage. Fortunately  the  curate  had  too  much 
good  sense  to  drive  matters  to  extremities,  and 
so  alienate  the  parish  constable,  and  a large  part 
of  his  flock,  though  he  had  not  tact  or  energy 
enough  to  bring  them  round  to  his  own  views. 
So  a compromise  was  come  to  ; and  the  curate’s 
choir  were  allowed  to  chant  the  Psalms  and 
Canticles,  which  had  always  been  read  before, 
while  the  gallery  remained  triumphant  masters 
of  the  regular  Psalms. 

My  readers  Avill  now  understand  tvhy  Miss 
Winter’s  salutation  to  the  musical  constable 
was  not  so  cordial  as  it  was  to  the  other  villa- 
gers Avhom  they  had  come  across  previously. 

Indeed,  Miss  Winter,  though  she  acknowl- 
edged the  constable’s  salutation,  did  not  seem 
inclined  to  encourage  him  to  accompany  them 
and  talk  his  mind  out,  although  he  was  going 
the  same  way  Aviih  them;  and,  instead  of 
drawing  him  out,  as  was  her  wont  in  such 
cases,  Avent  on  talking  herself  to  her  cousin. 

The  little  man  Avalked  out  in  the  road,  evi- 
dently in  trouble  of  mind.  He  did  not  like  to 
drop  behind  or  go  ahead  Avithout  some  further 
remark  from  Miss  Winter,  and  yet  could  not 
scrcAv  up  his  courage  to  the  point  of  opening 
the  conversation  himself.  So  he  ambled  on 
alongside  the  footpath  on  Avhich  they  Avere 
Avalking,  showing  his  discomfort  by  a twist  of 
his  neck  every  fcAv  seconds,  and  perpetual 
shiftings  of  his  bass-viol,  and  hunching  up  of 
one  shoulder. 

The  couA'ersation  of  the  young  ladies  under 
these  circumstances  Avas  of  course  forced  ; and 
Miss  Mary,  though  infinitely  delighted  at  the 
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meeting,  soon  began  to  pity  their  involuntary 
companion.  She  Avas  full  of  the  sensitive  in- 
stinct Avhich  the  best  sort  of  Avomen  have  to 
such  a marvellous  extent,  and  Avhich  tells  them 
at  once  and  infallibly  if  any  one  in  their  com- 
pany has  even  a creased  rose-leaf  next  their 
moral  skin. 

Before  they  had  Avalked  a hundred  yards  she 
Avas  interceding  for  the  rebellious  constable. 

“Katie,”  she  said  softly,  in  French,  “do 
speak  to  him.  The  poor  man  is  frightfully  un- 
comfortable.” 

“It  serves  him  right,”  ansAvered  Miss  Win- 
ter, in  the  same  language:  “you  don’t  knoAV 
how  impertinent  he  Avas  the  other  day  to  Mr. 
Walker.  And  he  Avon’t  giA-e  Avay  on  the  least 
point,  and  leads  the  rest  of  the  old  singers,  and 
makes  them  as  stubborn  as  himself.” 

“ But  do  look  how  he  is  Avinking  and  jerking 
his  head  at  you.  You  really  mustn’t  be  so 
cruel  to  him,  Katie.  I shall  have  to  begin 
talking  to  him  if  you  don’t.” 

Thus  urged,  Miss  Winter  opened  the  conA^er- 
sation  by  asking  after  his  Avife,  and  when  she, 
had  ascertained  “that  his  missus  Avur  pretty 
middlin,”  made  some  other  commonplace  re- 
mark, and  relapsed  into  silence.  By  the  help 
of  Mary,  hoAvever,  a sort  of  disjointed  dialogue 
Avas  kept  up  till  they  came  to  the  gate  Avhich 
led  up  to  the  school,  into  Avhich  the  children 
Avere  trooping  by  twos  and  threes.  Here  the 
ladies  turned  in,  and  Avere  going  up  the  walk 
towards  the  school  door,  Avhen  the  constable 
summoned  up  courage  to  speak  on  the  matter 
Avhich  was  troubling  him,  and,  resting  the  bass- 
viol  carefully  on  his  right  foot,  called  out  after 
them : 

“ Oh,  please  marm ! Miss  Winter!” 

“Well,”  she  said  quietly,  turning  round, 
“Avhat  do  you  Avish  to  say?” 

“Why,  please  marm,  I hopes  as  you  don’t 
think  I be  any  Avays  unked  ’bout  this  here 
quire-singin’  as  they  calls  it — I’m  sartin  you 
knows  as  there  ain’t  amost  nothing  I Avouldn’t 
do  to  please  ee.” 

“Well,  you  knoAV  how  to  do  it  very  easy,” 
she  said  Avhen  he  paused.  “I  don’t  ask  you 
even  to  give  up  your  music  and  try  to  Avork 
Avith  us,  though  I think  you  might  have  done 
that.  I only  ask  you  to  use  some  psalms  and 
tunes  Avhich  are  fit  to  be  used  in  a church.” 

“To  be  sure  us  ool.  ’Taint  we  as  AA'ants  no 
neAv-fangled  tunes ; them  as  Ave  sings  be  aal 
OAvld  ones  as  ha’  been  used  in  our  church  ever 
since  I can  mind.  But  you  only  choose  thaay 
as  you  likes  out  o’  the  book,  and  Ave  be  ready 
to  kep  to  thaa)".” 

“I  think  Mr.  Walker  made  a selection  for 
you  some  Aveeks  ago,”  said  Miss  Winter ; “did 
not  he?” 

“’Ees,  but  ’tis  narra  mossel  o’  use  for  we  to 
try  his  ’goriums  and  sich  like.  I hopes  you 
Avunt  be  offended  Avi’  me,  miss,  for  I be  telling 
nought  but  truth.”  He  spoke  louder  as  they 
got  nearer  to  the  school  door,  and,  as  they  Avere 
opening  it,  shouted  his  last  shot  after  them, 


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“ ’Tis  na  good  to  try  thaay  tunes  o’  his’n,  miss. 
When  ns  praises  God,  us  likes  to  praise  un 
joyful.” 

“There,  you  hear  that,  Mary,”  said  Miss 
Winter.  “You’ll  soon  begin  to  see  wliy  I 
look  grave.  There  never  was  such  a hard 
parish  to  manage.  Nobody  will  do  what  they 
ought.  I never  can  get  them  to  do  any  thing. 
Perhaps  we  may  manage  to  teach  the  children 
better,  that’s  my  only  comfort.” 

“ But,  Katie  dear,  what  do  the  poor  things 
sing?  Psalms, I hope.” 

“Oh  yes,  but  they  choose  all  the  odd  ones 
on  purpose,  I believe.  Which  class  -will  you 
take?” 

And  so  the  young  ladies  settled  to  their  teach- 
ing, and  the  children  in  her  class  all  fell  in  love 
with  Mary  before  church-time. 

The  bass-viol  proceeded  to  the  church  and 
did  the  usual  rehearsals,  and  gossiped  with 
the  sexton,  to  whom  he  confided  the  fact  that 
the  young  missus  was  “ terrible  vexed.”  The 
bells  soon  began  to  ring,  and  Widow  Win- 
burn’s  heart  was  glad  as  she  listened  to  the  full 
peal,  and  thought  to  herself  that  it  was  her 
Harry  who  was  making  so  much  noise  in  the 
world,  and  speaking  to  all  the  neighborhood. 
Then  the  peal  ceased  as  church-time  drew 
near,  and  the  single  bell  began,  and  the  con- 
gregation came  flocking  in  from  all  sides. 
The  farmers,  letting  their  wives  and  children 
enter,  gathered  round  the  chief  porch  and  com- 
pared notes  in  a ponderous  manner  on  crops 
and  markets.  The  laborers  collected  near  the 
door  by  which  the  gallery  was  reached.  All 
the  men  of  the  parish  seemed  to  like  standing 
about  before  church,  until  they  had  seen  the 
clergyman  safely  inside.  He  came  up  with 
the  school  children  and  the  young  ladies,  and 
in  due  course  the  bell  stopped  and  the  service 
began.  There  was  a very  good  congregation 
still  at  Englebourn ; the  adult  generation  had 
been  bred  up  in  times  when  every  decent  per- 
son in  the  parish  w'ent  to  church,  and  the  cus- 
tom was  still  strong,  notwithstanding  the  rec- 
tor’s bad  example.  He  scarcely  ever  came  to 
church  himself  in  the  mornings,  though  his 
wheel-chair  might  be  seen  going  up  and  down 
on  the  gravel  before  his  house  or  on  the  lawn 
on  warm  days,  and  this  was  one  of  his  daugh- 
ter’s greatest  -troubles. 

The  little  choir  of  children  sang  admirably, 
led  by  the  school-misti’ess,  and  Miss  Winter  and 
the  curate  exchanged  approving  glances.  They 
performed  the  liveliest  chant  in  their  collection, 
that  the  opposition  might  have  no  cause  to  com- 
plain of  their  want  of  joyfulness.  And  in  turn 
Miss  Winter  was  in  hopes  that,  out  of  deference 
to  her,  the  usual  rule  of  selection  in  the  gallery 
might  have  been  modified.  It  was  with  no 
small  annoyance,  therefore,  that,  after  the  Lit- 
any was  over,  and  the  tuning  finished,  she 
heard  the  clerk  give  out  that  they  would  praise 
God  by  singing  part  of  the  ninety-first  Psalm. 
Mary,  who  w^as  on  the  tiptoe  of  expectation  as 
to  what  was  coming,  saw  the  curate  give  a slight ! 


! shrug  with  his  shoulders  and  lift  of  his  eye- 
brows as  he  left  the  reading-desk,  and  in  anoth- 
er minute  it  became  a painful  effort  for  her  to 
keep  from  laughing  as  she  slyly  watched  her 
cousin’s  face  while  the  gallery  sang  with  vigor 
worthy  of  any  cause  or  occasion : 

“ On  the  oW  lion  He  shall  go, 

The  adder  fell  and  long ; 

On  the  young  lion  tread  also, 

With  dragons  stout  and  strong.” 

The  treble  took  up  the  last  line,  and  repeated : 
“With  dragons  stout  and  strong;” 
and  then  the  whole  strength  of  the  gallery 
chorused  again : 

“ With  dra-f/ons  stout  and  strong,” 
and  the  bass-viol  seemed  to  her  to  prcllong  the 
notes  and  to  gloat  over  them  as  he  droned  them 
out,  looking  triumphantly  at  the  distant  curate. 
Mary  Avas  thankful  to  kneel  down  to  compose 
her  face.  The  first  trial  was  the  sev’ere  one, 
and  she  got  through  the  second  psalm  much 
better ; and  by  the  time  Mr.  Walker  had  plunged 
fairly  into  his  sermon  she  was  a model  of  pro- 
priety and  sedateness  again.  But  it  was  to  bo 
a Sunday  of  adventures.  The  sermon  had 
scarcely  begun  when  there  was  a stir  down  by 
the  door  at  the  west  end,  and  people  began  to 
look  round  and  whisper.  Presently  a man 
came  softly  up  and  said  something  to  the  clerk  ; 
the  clerk  jumped  up  and  whispered  to  the  cu- 
rate, who  paused  for  a moment  with  a puzzled 
look,  and,  instead  of  finishing  his  sentence,  said 
in  a loud  voice,  “Farmer  Groves’s  house  is  on 
fire !” 

The  curate  probably  anticipated  the  effect  of 
his  words  ; in  a minute  he  was  the  only  person 
left  in  the  church  except  the  clerk  and  one  or 
two  very  infirm  old  folk.  He  shut  up  and 
pocketed  his  sermon,  and  followed  his  flock. 

It  proved  luckily  to  be  only  Farmer  Groves’s 
chimney,  and  not  his  house,  Avhich  was  on  fire. 
The  farm-house  was  only  two  fields  from  the 
village,  and  the  congregation  rushed  across 
there,  Harry  Winburn  and  two  or  three  of  the 
most  active  young  men  and  boys  leading.  As 
they  entered  the  yard  the  flames  were  rushing 
out  of  the  chimney,  and  any  moment  the  thatch 
might  take  fire.  Here  was  the  the  real  danger. 
A ladder  had  just  been  reared  against  the  chiin, 
ney,  and,  Avhile  a frightened  farm-girl  and  a 
carter-boy  held  it  at  the  bottom,  a man  was  go- 
ing up  it  carrying  a bucket  of  Avater.  It  shook 
Avith  his  weight,  and  the  top  Avas  slipping  grad- 
ually along  the  face  of  the  chimney,  and  in 
another  moment  Avould  rest  against  nothing. 
Harry  and  his  companions  saw  the  danger  at  a 
glance,  and  shouted  to  the  man  to  stand  still 
till  they  could  get  to  the  ladder.  They  rushed 
towards  him  Avith  the  rush  which  men  can  only 
make  under  strong  excitement ; but  as  the 
foremost  of  them  caught  a spoke  with  one  hand, 
and,  before  he  could  steady  it,  the  top  slipped 
clear  of  the  chimney,  and  ladder,  man,  and 
bucket  came  heavily  to  the  ground. 

Then  came  a scene  of  beAvildering  confusion, 

! as  Avomen  and  children  trooped  into  the  yard 


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— “ Who  was  it  ?”  “ Was  he  dead  ?”  “ The 

fire  was  catching  the  thatch.”  “The  stables 
were  on  fire.”  “Who  done  it?” — all  sorts  of 
cries  and  all  sorts  of  acts  except  the  right  ones. 
Fortunately,  two  or  three  of  the  men,  with  heads 
on  their  shoulders,  soon  organized  a line  for 
handing  buckets  ; the  flue  was  stopped  below, 
and  Harry  Winburn,  standing  nearly  at  the  top 
of  the  ladder,  which  was  now  safely  planted, 
was  deluging  the  thatch  round  the  chimney 
from  the  buckets  handed  up  to  him.  In  a 
few  minutes  he  was  able  to  pour  water  down 
the  chimney  itself,  and  soon  afterwards  the 
whole  affair  was  at  an  end.  The  farmer’s  din- 
ner w’as  spoilt,  but  otherwise  no  damage  had 
been  done,  except  to  the  clothes  of  the  foremost 
men ; and  the  only  accident  was  that  first  fall 
from  the  ladder. 

The  man  had  been  carried  out  of  the  yard 
while  the  fire  was  still  burning ; so  that  it  was 
hardly  known  who  it  was.  Now  in  answer  to 
their  inquiries,  it  proved  to  be  old  Simon,  the 
rector’s  gardener  and  head  man,  who  had  seen 
the  fire,  and  sent  the  news  to  the  church,  while 
he  himself  went  to  the  spot,  with  such  result  as 
we  have  seen. 

The  surgeon  had  not  yet  seen  him.  Some 
declared  he  was  dead  ; others,  that  he  was  sit- 
ting up  at  home,  and  quite  well.  Little  by  lit- 
tle the  crowd  dispei'sed  to  Sunday’s  dinners ; 
and,  when  they  met  again  before  the  afternoon’s 
service,  it  Avas  ascertained  that  Simon  was  cer- 
tainly not  dead,  but  all  else  Avas  still  nothing 
more  than  rumor.  Public  opinion  Avas  much 
divided,  some  holding  that  it  would  go  hard 
Avith  a man  of  his  age  and  heft ; but  the  com- 
mon belief  seemed  to  be  tliat  he  was  of  that 
sort  “as’d  take  a deal  o’  killin’,”  and  that  he 
Avould  be  none  the  worse  for  such  a fall  as  that. 

The  tAvo  young  ladies  had  been  much  shocked 
at  the  accident,  and  had  accompanied  the  hur- 
dle on  Avhich  old  Simon  Avas  carried  to  his  cot- 
tage door.  After  afternoon  service  they  went 
round  by  the  cottage  to  inquire.  The  two  girls 
knocked  at  the  door,  which  was  opened  by  his 
Avife,  Avho  dropped  a courtesy  and  smoothed 
down  her  Sunday  apron  when  she  found  Avho 
who  Avere  her  visitors. 

She  seemed  at  first  a little  unAvilling  to  let 
them  in  ; but  Miss  Winter  pressed  so  kindly  to 
see  her  husband,  and  Mary  made  such  sym- 
pathizing eyes  at  her,  that  the  old  Avoman  gave 
in  and  conducted  them  through  the  front  room 
into  that  beyond,  Avhere  the  patient  lay. 

“I  hope  as  you’ll  excuse  it,  miss,  for  I knoAvs 
the  place  do  smell  terrible  bad  of  baccer ; only 
my  old  man  he  said  as  hoAv — ” 

“ Oh,  never  mind,  Ave  don’t  care  at  all  about 
the  smell.  Poor  Simon ! I’m  sure  if  it  does 
him  any  good,  or  soothes  the  pain,  I shall  be 
glad  to  buy  him  some  tobacco  myself.” 

The  old  man  was  lying  on  the  bed  Avith  his 
coat  and  boots  off,  and  a Avorsted  night-cap  of 
his  Avife’s  knitting  pulled  on  to  his  head.  She 
had  tried  hard  to  get  him  to  go  to  bed  at  once 
and  take  some  physic,  and  his  present  costume 


and  position  Avas  the  compromise.  His  back 
was  turned  to  them  as  they  entered,  and  he  Avas 
evidently  in  pain,  for  he  dreAV  his  breath  heavi- 
ly and  Avith  difficulty,  and  gave  a sort  of  groan 
at  every  respiration.  He  did  not  seem  to  no- 
tice their  entrance ; so  his  Avife  touched  him  on 
the  shoulder,  and  said,  “ Simon,  here’s  the 
young  ladies  eome  to  see  Iioav  you  be.” 

Simon  turned  himself  round,  and  Avinced  and 
groaned  as  he  pulled  off  his  night-cap  in  token 
of  respect. 

“We  didn’t  like  to  go  home  Avithout  coming 
to  see  hoAV  you  Avere,  Simon.  Has  the  doctor 
been  ?” 

“ Oh  yes,  thank’ee,  miss.  He’A'e  a been  and 
feel’d  un  all  over,  and  listened  at  the  chest  on 
un,”  said  his  Avife. 

“And  Avhat  did  he  say?” 

“ He  zem’d  to  zay  as  there  Avur  no  bAvones 
bruk — ugh ! ugh !”  put  in  Simon,  Avho  spoke  his 
native  tongue  AA'ith  a buzz,  imported  from  far- 
ther Avest,  “but  a couldn’t  zay  Avether  or  no 
there  Avarn’t  som  infarnal  injury — ” 

“Etarnal,  Simon,  etarnal !”  interrupted  his 
Avife;  “hoAV  canst  use  such  Avords  afore  the 
young  ladies  ?” 

“I  tell’ee,  Avife,  as  ’tAvur  infarnal  — ugh  I 
ugh  !”  retorted  the  gardener. 

“Internal  injury?”  suggested  Miss  Winter. 
“ I’m  very  sorry  to  hear  it.” 

“ Zummit  inside  o’  me  like,  as  Avur  got  out 
o’  place,”  explained  Simon;  “ and  I thenks  a 
must  be  near  about  the  mark,  for  I feels  mor- 
tal bad  here  when  I tries  to  move and  he 
put  his  hand  on  his  side.  “ HoAvs’m’ever,  as 
there’s  no  boAvnes  bruk,  I hopes  to  be  about  to- 
morrow mornin’,  please  the  Loi'd — ugh ! ugh  !” 
“ You  mustn’t  think  of  it,  Simon,”  said 
Miss  Winter.  “You  must  be  quite  quiet  for 
a week  at  least,  till  you  get  rid  of  this  pain.” 

“ So  I tells  un.  Miss  Winter,”  put  in  the 
Avife.  “You  hear  Avhat  the  young  missus  says, 
Simon  ?” 

“And  Avut’s  to  happen  to  Tiny?”  said  the 
contumacious  Simon,  scornfully.  “ Her’ll  cast 
her  calf,  and  me  not  by.  Her’s  calving  may 
be  this  minut.  Tiny’s  time  wur  up,  miss, 
tAvo  days  back,  and  her’s  never  no  gurt  Avhile 
arter  her  time.” 

“She  Avill  do  very  well,  I dare  say,”  said 
Miss  Winter.  “ One  of  the  men  can  look  after 
her.” 

The  notion  of  any  one  else  attending  Tiny 
in  her  interesting  situation  seemed  to  excite  Si- 
mon beyond  bearing,  for  he  raised  himself  on 
one  elboAv,  and  Avas  about  to  make  a demonstra- 
tion Avith  his  other  hand,  Avhcn  the  pain  seized 
him  again,  and  he  sank  back  groaning. 

“There,  you  see,  Simon,  you  can’t  moA^e 
Avithout  pain.  You  must  be  quiet  till  you 
have  seen  the  doctor  again.” 

“There’s  the  red  spider  out  along  the  south 
AA'all — ugh!  ugh!”  persisted  Simon,  without 
seeming  to  hear  her ; “ and  your  ncAv  g’raniums 
a’most  coA'ered  wi’  blight.  I wur  a tacklin' 
one  on  ’em  just  afore  you  cum  in.” 


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Following  the  direction  indicated  by  his 
nod,  the  girls  became  aware  of  a plant  by  his 
bedside  which  he  had  been  fumigating,  for  his 
pipe  was  leaning  against  the  flower-])Ot  in  wliich 
it  stood. 

“He  wouldn’t  lie  still  nohow,  miss,”  ex- 
plained his  wife,  “till  I went  and  fetched  un 
in  a pipe  and  one  o’  thaay  plants  from  the 
green-house.” 

“ It  was  very  thoughtful  of  you,  Simon,”  said 
Miss  Winter;  “you  know  how  much  I prize 
these  new  plants;  but  we  will  manage  them; 
and  you  mustn't  think  of  these  things  now. 
You  have  had  a wonderful  escape  to-day,  for  a 
man  of  your  age.  I hope  we  shall  find  that 
there  is  nothing  much  the  matter  with  you  after 
a few  days,  but  you  might  have  been  killed, 
you  know.  You  ought  to  be  very  thankful  to 
God  that  you  were  not  killed  in  that  fall.” 

“So  I be,  miss,  werry  thankful  to  un — ugh! 
ugh ! and  if  it  plaase  the  Lord  to  spare  my 
life  till  to-morrow  morning — ugh  ! ugh! — we’ll 
smoke  them  cussed  insects.” 

This  last  retort  of  the  incorrigible  Simon  on 
her  cousin’s  attempt,  as  the  rector’s  daughter, 
to  improve  the  occasion,  was  too  much  for  Miss 
Mary,  and  she  slipped  out  of  the  room  lest  she 
should  bring  disgrace  on  herself  by  an  explo- 
sion of  laughter.  ,^She  was  joined  by  her  cousin 
in  another  minute,  and  the  two  walked  together 
towards  the  Rectory. 

“ I hope  you  were  not  faint,  dear,  with  that 
close  room,  smelling  of  smoke  ?” 

“Oh  dear,  no;  to  tell  you  the  truth,  I was 
only  afraid  of  laughing  at  your  quaint  old  pa- 
tient. What  a rugged  old  dear  it  is ! I hope 
he  isn’t  much  hurt.” 

“I  hope  not,  indeed;  for  he  is  the  most 
honest,  faithful  old  servant  in  the  world,  but 
so  obstinate.  He  never  will  go  to  church  on 
Sunday  mornings ; and,  when  I speak  to  him 
about  it,  he  says  papa  doesn’t  go.  Which  is 
very  wrong  and  impertinent  of  him.” 


CHAPTER  XIX. 

A PROMISE  OP  FAIRER  WEATHER. 

All  dw'cllers  in  and  about  London  are, 
alas ! too  well  acquainted  with  that  never-to-be- 
enough-hated  change  which  we  have  to  undergo 
once,  at  least,  in  every  spring.  As  each  suc- 
ceeding winter  wears  away,  the  same  thing  hap- 
pens to  us. 

For  some  time  we  do  not  trust  the  fair 
lengthening  days,  and  can  not  believe  that  the 
dirty  pair  of  sparrows  who  live  opposite  our 
window  are  really  making  love  and  going  to 
build,  notwithstanding  all  their  twittering.  But 
morning  after  morning  rises  fresh  and  gentle  ; 
there  is  no  longer  any  vice  in  the  air;  we  drop 
our  over-coats ; we  rejoice  in  tlie  green  shoots 
which  the  privet  hedge  is  making  in  the  square 
garden,  and  hail  the  returning  tender-pointed 
leaves  of  the  plane-trees  as  friends  ; we  go  out 


of  our  way  to  walk  through  Covent  Garden 
Market  to  see  the  ever-brightening  show  of 
flowers  from  the  happy  country. 

This  state  of  things  goes  on  sometimes  for 
a few  days  only,  sometimes  for  weeks,  till  we 
make  sure  that  we  are  safe  for  this  spring,  at 
any  rate.  Don't  we  wish  we  may  get  it ! 
Sooner  or  later,  but  sure — sure  as  Christmas 
bills,  or  the  income  tax,  or  any  thing,  if  there 
be  any  thing,  surer  than  these  — comes  the 
morning  when  we  are  suddenly  conscious,  as 
soon  as  we  rise,  that  there  is  something  the 
matter.  We  do  not  feel  comfortable  in  our 
clothes ; nothing  tastes  quite  as  it  should  at 
breakfast;  though  the  day  looks  bright  enough, 
there  is  a fierce  dusty  taint  about  it  as  we  look 
out  through  windows  which  no  instinct  now 
prompts  us  to  throw  open,  as  it  has  done  ev- 
ery day  for  the  last  month. 

But  it  is  only  when  we  open  our  doors  and 
issue  into  the  street  that  the  hateful  reality 
comes  right  home  to  us.  All  moisture,  and 
softness,  and  pleasantness  has  gone  clean  out  of 
the  air  since  last  night ; we  seem  to  inhale 
yards  of  horsehair  instead  of  satin  ; our  skins 
dry  up ; our  eyes,  and  hair,  and  whiskers,  and 
clothes  are  soon  filled  with  loathsome  dust,  and 
our  nostrils  with  the  reek  of  the  great  city.  We 
glance  at  the  w'eathercock  on  the  nearest  stee- 
ple, and  see  that  it  points  N.E.  And  so  long 
as  the  change  lasts,  we  carry  about  with  us  a 
feeling  of  anger  and  impatience  as  though  we 
personally  were  being  ill-treated.  We  could 
have  borne  with  it  well  enough  in  November ; 
it  would  have  been  natural,  and  all  in  the  day’s 
work  in  March ; but  now,  when  Rotten-Row  is 
beginning  to  be  crowded,  when  long  lines  of 
pleasure-vans  are  leaving  town  on  Monday 
mornings  for  Hampton  Court  or  the  poor  re- 
mains of  dear  Epping  Forest,  when  the  exhibi- 
tions are  open  or  about  to  open,  when  the  relig- 
ious public  is  up,  or  on  its  way  up,  for  Ma}'- 
meetings,  when  the  Thames  is  already  sending 
up  faint  warnings  of  what  we  may  expect  as 
soon  as  his  dirty  old  life’s  blood  shall  have  been 
thoroughly  warmed  up,  and  the  Ship,  and  Tra- 
falgar, and  Star  and  Garter  are  in  full  swing  at 
the  antagonist  poles  of  the  cockney  system,  we 
do  feel  that  this  blight  which  has  come  over  us 
and  every  thing  is  an  insult,  and  that  while  it 
lasts,  as  there  is  nobody  who  can  be  made  par- 
ticularly responsible  for  it,  we  are  justified  in 
going  about  in  general  disgust,  and  ready  to 
quarrel  with  any  body  we  may  meet  on  the 
smallest  pretext. 

This  sort  of  east-windy  state  is  perhaps  the 
best  physical  analogy  for  that  mental  one  in 
which  our  hero  now  found  himself.  The  real 
crisis  Avas  over  ; he  had  managed  to  pass  through 
the  eye  of  the  storm,  and  drift  for  the  present  at 
least  into  the  skirts  of  it,  where  he  lay  rolling 
under  bare  poles,  comparatively  safe,  but  with- 
out any  power  as  yet  to  get  the  ship  well  in 
hand,  and  make  her  obey  her  helm.  The  storm 
might  break  OA'er  him  again  at  any  minute,  and 
would  find  him  almost  as  helpless  as  ever. 


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For  he  could  not  follow  Drvsdale’s  advice  at 
once,  and  break  off  his  visits  to  “The  Choughs” 
altogether.  He  went  back  again  after  a day  or 
two,  but  only  for  short  visits ; he  never  staid  be- 
hind now  after  the  other  men  left  the  bar,  and 
avoided  interviews  with  Patty  alone  as  diligent- 
ly as  he  had  sought  them  before.  She  was  puz- 
zled at  his  change  of  manner,  and  not  being 
able  to  account  for  it,  was  piqued,  and  ready  to 
revenge  herself  and  pay  him  out  in  the  hundred 
little  ways  which  the  least  practised  of  her  sex 
know  how  to  employ  for  the  discipline  of  any  of 
the  inferior  or  trowsered  half  of  the  creation. 
If  she  had  been  really  in  love  with  Iiim,  it  would 
have  been  a different  matter ; but  she  was  not. 
In  the  last  six  weeks  she  had  certainly  often  had 
visions  of  the  pleasures  of  being  a lady  and 
keeping  servants,  and  riding  in  a carriage  like 
the  squires’  and  rectors’  wives  and  daughters 
about  her  home.  She  had  a liking,  even  a sen- 
timent for  him,  which  might  very  well  have 
grown  into  something  dangerous  before  long; 
but  as  yet  it  was  not  more  than  skin-deep.  Of 
late,  indeed,  she  had  been  much  more  frighten- 
ed than  attracted  by  the  conduct  of  her  admirer, 
and  really  felt  it  a relief,  notwithstanding  her 
pique,  when  he  retired  into  the  elder  brother 
sort  of  state.  But  she  would  have  been  more 
than  woman  if  she  had  not  resented  the  change  ; 
and  so  very  soon  the  pangs  of  jealousy  were 
added  to  his  other  troubles.  Other  men  were 
beginning  to  frequent  “The  Choughs”  regular- 
ly. Drysdale,  besides  dividing  with  Tom  the 
prestige  of  being  an  original  discoverer,  was  by 
far  the  largest  customer.  St.  Cloud  came,  and 
brought  Chanter  with  him,  to  whom  Patty  was 
actually  civil,  not  because  she  liked  him  at  all, 
but  because  she  saw  that  it  made  Tom  furious. 
Though  he  could  not  fix  on  any  one  man  in 
particular,  he  felt  that  mankind  in  general  were 
gaining  on  him.  In  his  better  moments,  in- 
deed, he  often  wished  that  she  would  take  the 
matter  into  her  own  hands  and  throw  him  over 
for  good  and  all ; but  keep  away  from  the  place 
altogether  he  could  not,  and  often,  when  he  fan- 
cied himself  on  the  point  of  doing  it,  a pretty 
toss  of  her  head  or  kind  look  of  her  eyes 
would  scatter  all  his  good  resolutions  to  the 
four  winds. 

And  so  the  days  dragged  on,  and.  he  dragged 
on  through  them  ; hot  fits  of  conceit  alternating 
in  him  with  cold  fits  of  despondency  and  mawk- 
ishness, and  discontent  with  every  thing  and 
every  body,  which  were  all  the  more  intolera- 
ble from  their  entire  strangeness.  Instead  of 
seeing  the  bright  side  of  all  things,  he  seem- 
ed to  be  looking  at  creation  through  yellow 
spectacles,  and  saw  faults  and  blemishes  in  all 
his  acquaintance  which  had  been  till  now  in- 
visible. 

But  the  more  he  was  inclined  to  depreciate 
all  other  men,  the  more  he  felt  that  there  was 
one  to  whom  he  had  been  grossly  unjust.  And, 
as  he  recalled  all  that  had  passed,  he  began  to 
do  justice  to  the  man  who  had  not  flinched  from 
warning  him  and  braving  him,  who  he  felt  had 


been  watching  over  him,  and  trying  to  guide 
him  straight,  when  he  had  lost  all  power  or  will 
to  keep  straight  himself. 

From  this  time  the  dread  increased  on  him 
lest  any  of  the  other  men  should  find  out  his 
quarrel  with  Hardy.  Their  utter  ignorance  of 
it  encouraged  him  in  the  hope  that  it  might  all 
pass  off  like  a bad  dream.  While  it  remained 
a matter  between  them  alone,  he  felt  that  all 
might  come  straight,  though  ho  could  not  think 
how.  He  began  to  loiter  by  the  entrance  of  the 
passage  which  led  to  Hardy’s  rooms ; sometimes 
he  would  find  something  to  say  to  his  scout  or 
bed-maker  which  took  him  into  the  back  regions 
outside  Hardy’s  window,  glancing  at  it  sideways 
as  he  stood  giving  his  orders.  There  it  was, 
wide  open,  generally — he  hardly  knew  whether 
he  hoped  to  catch  a glimpse  of  the  owner,  but 
he  did  hope  that  Hardy  might  hear  his  voice. 
He  watched  him  in  chapel  and  hall  furtively, 
but  constantly,  and  was  always  fancying  what 
he  W'as  doing  and  thinking  about.  Was  it  as 
painful  an  effort  to  Hardy,  he  wondered,  as  to 
him  to  go  on  speaking,  as  if  nothing  had  hap- 
pened, when  they  met  at  the  boats,  as  they  did 
now  again  almost  daily  (for  Diogenes  was  bent 
on  training  some  of  the  torpids  for  next  year), 
and  yet  never  to  look  one  another  in  the  face ; 
to  live  together  as  usual  during  part  of  every 
day,  and  yet  to  feel  all  the  time  that  a great  wall 
had  risen  between  them,  more  hopelessly  divid- 
ing them  for  the  time  than  thousands  of  miles 
of  ocean  or  continent  ? 

Among  other  distractions  which  Tom  tried  at 
this  crisis  of  his  life,  w'as  reading.  For  three  or 
four  days  running,  he  really  worked  hard— very 
hard,  if  we  were  to  reckon  by  the  number  of 
hours  he  spent  in  his  own  rooms  over  his  books 
with  his  oak  sported — hard,  even  though  we 
should  only  reckon  by  results.  For,  though 
scarcely  an  hour  passed  that  he  was  not  balanc- 
ing on  the  hind  legs  of  his  chair  with  a vacant 
look  in  his  eyes,  and  thinking  of  any  thing  but 
Greek  roots  or  Latin  constructions ; yet  on  the 
whole  he  managed  to  get  through  a good  deal, 
and  one  evening,  for  the  first  time  since  his  quar- 
rel with  Hardy,  felt  a sensation  of  real  comfort 
— it  hardly  amounted  to  pleasure — as  he  closed 
his  Sophocles  some  hour  or  so  after  hall,  having 
just  finished  the  last  of  the  Greek  plays  which 
he  meant  to  take  in  for  his  first  examination. 
He  leaned  back  in  his  chair  and  sat  for  a few 
minutes,  letting  his  thoughts  follow  their  own 
bent.  They  soon  took  to  going  wrong,  and  he 
jumped  up  in  fear  lest  he  should  be  drifting 
back  into  the  black  stormy  sea,  in  the  trough  of 
which  he  had  been  laboring  so  lately,  and  which 
he  felt  he  was  by  no  means  clear  of  yet.  At 
first  he  caught  up  his  cap  and  gown  as  though 
he  were  going  out.  There  was  a w-ine-party  at 
one  of  his  acquaintance’s  rooms;  or  he  could 
go  and  smoke  a cigar  in  the  pool-room,  or  at 
any  one  of  a dozen  other  places.  On  second 
thoughts,  however,  he  threw  his  academicals 
back  on  to  the  sofa,  and  went  to  his  book-case. 
The  reading  had  paid  so  well  that  evening  that 


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he  resolved  to  go  on  with  it.  He  had  no  partic- 
ular object  in  selecting  one  book  more  than  an- 
other, and  so  took  down  carelessly  the  first  that 
came  to  hand. 

It  happened  to  be  a volume  of  Plato,  and 
opened  of  its  own  accord  in  the  “Apology.” 
He  glanced  at  a few  lines.  What  a flood  of 
memories  they  called  up  ! This  was  almost  the 
last  book  he  had  read  at  school ; and  teacher, 
and  friends,  and  lofty  oak-shelved  library  stood 
out  before  him  at  once.  Then  the  blunders 
that  he  himself  and  others  had  made  rushed 
through  his  mind,  and  he  almost  burst  into  a 
laugh  as  he  wheeled  his  chair  round  to  the  win- 
dow and  began  reading  where  he  had  opened, 
encouraging  every  thought  of  the  old  times  when 
he  first  read  that  marvellous  defense,  and  throw- 
ing himself  back  into  them  with  all  his  might. 
And  still,  as  he  read,  forgotten  words  of  wise 
comment,  and  strange  thoughts  of  wonder  and 
longing,  came  back  to  him.  The  great  truth 
which  he  had  been  led  to  the  brink  of  in  those 
early  days  rose  in  all  its  awe  and  all  its  attract- 
iveness before  him.  He  leaned  back  in  his 
chair,  and  gave  himself  up  to  his  thought ; and 
how  strangely  that  thought  bore  on  the  struggle 
which  had  been  raging  in  him  of  late ! how  an 
answer  seemed  to  be  trembling  to  come  out  of 
it  to  all  the  cries,  now  defiant,  now  plaintive, 
which  had  gone  up  out  of  his  heart  in  this  time 
of  trouble ! For  his  thought  was  of  that  spirit, 
distinct  from  himself,  and  yet  communing  with 
his  inmost  soul,  always  dwelling  in  him,  know- 
ing him  better  than  he  knew  himself,  never  mis- 
leading him,  always  leading  him  to  light  and 
truth,  of  which  the  old  philosopher  spoke.  “ The 
old  heathen,  Socrates,  did  actually  believe  that — 
there  can  be  no  question  about  it,”  he  thought. 
“ Has  not  the  testimony  of  the  best  men  through 
these  two  thousand  years  borne  witness  that  he 
was  right — that  he  did  not  believe  a lie  ? That 
was  what  we  were  told.  Surely  I don’t  mistake  ; 
Were  we  not  told,  too,  or  did  I dream  it,  that 
what  was  true  for  him  is  true  for  every  man — 
for  me — that  there  is  a spirit  dwelling  in  me, 
striving  with  me,  ready  to  lead  me  into  all  truth 
if  I will  submit  to  his  guidance  ? 

“Aye!  submit,  submit,  thece’s  the  rub! 
Give  yourself  up  to  his  guidance!  Throw  up 
the  reins,  and  say  you’ve  made  a mess  of  it. 
Well,  why  not  ? Haven’t  I made  a mess  of  it  ? 
Am  I fit  to  hold  the  reins  ? 

“ Not  I ” — he  got  up  and  began  walking  about 
his  rooms — “I  give  it  up. 

“ Give  it  up !”  he  went  on  presently  ; “ yes, 
but  to  whom  ? Not  to  the  demon,  spirit,  what- 
ever it  was,  who  took  up  his  abode  in  the  old 
Athenian — at  least,  so  he  said,  and  so  I believe. 
No,  no ! Two  thousand  years  and  all  that  they 
have  seen  have  not  passed  over  the  world  to 
leave  us  just  where  he  was  left.  We  want  no 
demons  or  spirits.  And  yet  the  old  heathen 
was  guided  right,  and  what  can  a man  want 
more  ? and  who  ever  wanted  guidance  more 
than  I now — here — in  this  room — at  this  min- 
ute ? I give  up  the  reins ; who  will  take 


them?”  And  so  there  came  on  him  one  of 
those  seasons  when  a man’s  thoughts  can  not  bo 
followed  in  words.  A sense  of  awe  came  on 
him  and  over  him,  and  wrapped  him  round — 
awe  at  a presence  of  which  he  was  becoming 
suddenly  conscious,  into  which  he  seemed  to 
have  wandered,  and  yet  which  he  felt  must 
have  been  there,  around  him,  in  his  own  heart 
and  soul,  though  he  knew  it  not.  There  was 
hope  and  longing  in  his  heart  mingling  with 
the  fear  of  that  presence,  but  withal  the  old 
reckless  and  daring  feeling  which  he  knew  so 
well,  still  bubbling  up  untamed,  untamable  it 
seemed  to  him. 

The  room  stifled  him  now ; so  he  threw  on 
his  cap  and  gown,  and  hurried  down  into  the 
quadrangle.  It  was  very  quiet ; probably  there 
were  not  a dozen  men  in  college.  He  walked 
across  to  the  low  dark  entrance  of  the  passage 
which  led  to  Hardy’s  rooms,  and  there  paused. 
Was  he  there  by  chance,  or  was  he  guided 
there?  Yes,  this  was  the  right  way  for  him, 
he  had  no  doubt  now  as  to  that ; down  the  dark 
passage  and  into  the  room  he  knew  so  well — 
and  what  then  ? He  took  a short  turn  or  two 
before  the  entrance.  How  could  he  be  sure 
that  Hardy  was  alone?  And,  if  not,  to  go  in 
would  be  worse  than  useless.  If  he  were  alone, 
what  should  he  say  ? After  all,  must  he  go  in 
there  ? was  there  no  way  but  that  ? 

The  college  clock  struck  a quarter  to  seven. 
It  was  his  usual  time  for  “ The  Choughs  the 
house  would  be  quiet  now ; was  there  not  one 
looking  out  for  him  there  who  would  be  grieved 
if  he  did  not  come?  After  all,  might  not  that 
be  his  way,  for  this  night  at  least  ? He  might 
bring  pleasure  to  one  human  being  by  going 
there  at  once.  That  he  knew ; what  else  could 
he  be  sure  of? 

At  this  moment  he  heard  Hardy’s  door  open, 
and  a voice  saying  “ Good-night,”  and  the  next 
Grey  came  out  of  the  passage  and  was  passing 
close  to  him. 

“Join  yourself  to  him.”  The  impulse  came 
so  strongly  into  Tom’s  mind  this  time,  that  it 
was  like  a voice  speaking  to  him.  He  yielded 
to  it,  and,  stepping  to  Grey’s  side,  wished  him 
good-evening.  The  other  returned  his  salute 
in  his  shy  way,  and  was  hurrying  on,  but  Tom 
kept  by  him. 

“ Have  you  been  reading  with  Hardy  ?” 

“Yes.” 

“How  is  he?  I have  not  seen  any  thing 
of  him  for  some  time.” 

“Oh,  very  well,  I think,”  said  Grey,  glanc- 
ing sideways  at  his  questioner,  and  adding,  after 
a moment,  “I  have  wondered  rather  not  to  see 
you  there  of  late.” 

“ Are  you  going  to  your  school?”  said  Tom, 
breaking  away  from  the  subject. 

“Yes,  and  I am  rather  late ; I must  make 
haste  on ; good-night.” 

“ Will  you  let  me  go  with  you  to-night  ? It 
would  be  a real  kindness.  Indeed,”  he  added, 
as  he  saw  how  embarrassing  his  proposal  was  to 
Grey,  “I  will  do  whatever  you  tell  me — you 


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don’t  know  how  grateful  I shall  be  to  you.  Do 
let  me  go  just  for  to-night.  Try  me  once.” 
Grey  hesitated,  turned  his  Iiead  sharply  once 
or  twice  as  they  walked  on  together,  and  then 
said,  with  something  like  a sigh  ; 

“I  don’t  know.  I’m  sure.  Did  you  ever 
teach  in  a night-school  ?” 

“No,  but  I have  taught  in  the  Sunday-school 
at  home  sometimes.  Indeed,  I will  do  what- 
ever you  tell  me.” 

“Oh!  but  this  is  not  at  all  like  a Sunday- 
school.  They  are  a very  rough,  wild  lot.” 
“The  rougher  the  better,”  said  Tom;  “I 
shall  know  howto  manage  them  then.” 

“But  you  must  not  really  be  rough  with 

them. ” 

“No,  I won’t;  I didn’t  mean  that,”  said 
Tom  hastily,  for  he  saw  his  mistake  at  once. 
“ I shall  take  it  as  a great  favor  if  you  will  let 
me  go  with  you  to-night.  You  won’t  repent  it, 
I’m  sure.” 

Grey  did  not  seem  at  all  sure  of  this,  but  saw 
no  means  of  getting  rid  of  his  companion,  and 
so  they  walked  on  together  and  turned  down  a 
long  narrow  court  in  the  lowest  part  of  the 
town.  At  the  doors  of  the  houses,  laboring 
men,  mostly  Irish,  lounged  or  stood  about,  smok- 
ing and  talking  to  one  another,  or  to  the  women 
who  leaned  out  of  the  windows,  or  passed  to  and 
fro  on  their  various  errands  of  business  or  pleas- 
ure. A group  of  half-grown  lads  were  playing 
at  pitch-farthing  at  the  farther  end,  and  all  over 
the  court  were  scattered  children  of  all  ages, 
ragged  and  noisy  little  creatures  most  of  them, 
on  whom  paternal  and  maternal  admonitions 
and  cuffs  were  constantly  being  expended,  and 
to  all  appearances  in  vain. 

At  the  sight  of  Grey  a shout  arose  among  the 
smaller  boys,  of  “ Here’s  the  teacher !”  and  they 
crowded  round  him  and  Tom  as  they  went  up  the 
court.  Several  of  the  men  gave  him  a half-surly 
half-respectful  nod  as  he  passed  along,  wishing 
them  good-evening.  The  rest  merely  stared  at 
him  and  his  companion.  They  stopped  at  a door 
wliteh  Grey  opened,  and  led  the  way  into  the  pas- 
sage of  an  old  tumble-down  cottage,  on  the 
ground-floor  of  which  were  two  low  rooms  which 
served  for  the  school-rooms. 

A hard-featured,  middle-aged  woman,  who 
kept  the  house,  was  waiting,  and  said  to  Gray : 
“Mr.  Jones  told  me  to  say,  sir,  he  would  not 
be  here  to-night,  as  he  has  got  a bad  fever  case 
— so  you  was  to  take  only  the  lower  classes,  sir, 
he  said ; and  the  policeman  would  be  near  to 
keep  out  the  big  boys  if  you  wanted  him.  Shall 
I go  and  tell  him  to  step  round,  sir?” 

Grey  looked  embarrassed  for  a moment,  and 
then  said,  “ No,  never  mind  ; you  can  go  and 

then,  turning  to  Tom,  added : “Jones  is  the  cu- 
rate ; he  won’t  be  here  to-night ; and  some  of 
the  bigger  boys  are  very  noisy  and  troublesome, 
and  only  come  to  make  a noise.  However,  if 
they  come  we  must  do  our  best.” 

Meantime,  the  crowd  of  small,  ragged  urchins 
had  filled  the  room,  and  were  swarming  on  to 
the  benches  and  squabbling  for  the  copy-books 


which  were  laid  out  on  the  thin  desks.  Grey 
set  to  work  to  get  them  into  order,  and  soon  the 
smallest  were  drafted  off  into  the  inner  room 
with  slates  and  spelling-books,  and  the  bigger 
ones,-  some  dozen  in  number,  settled  to  their 
writing.  Tom  seconded  him  so  readily,  and 
seemed  so  much  at  home,  that  Grey  felt  quite 
relieved. 

“ You  seem  to  get  on  capitally,”  he  said ; “I 
will  go  into  the  inner  room  to  the  little  ones, 
and  you  stay  and  take  these.  There  are  the 
class-books  when  they  have  done  their  copies,” 
and  so  went  off  into  the  inner  room  and  closed 
the  door. 

Tom  set  himself  to  work  with  a will,  and  as 
he  bent  over  one  after  another  of  the  pupils,  and 
guided  the  small  grubby  hands  which  clutched 
the  inky  pens  with  cramped  fingers,  and  went 
spluttering  and  blotching  along  the  lines  of  the 
copy-books,  felt  the  yellow  scales  dropping  from 
his  eyes,  and  more  warmth  coming  back  into  his 
heart  than  he  had  known  there  for  many  a day. 

All  went  on  well  inside,  notwithstanding  a 
few  small  outbreaks  between  the  scholars,  but 
every  now  and  then  mud  was  thrown  against 
the  window,  and  noises  outside  and  in  the  pas- 
sage threatened  some  interruption.  At  last, 
when  the  writing  was  finished,  the  copy-books 
cleared  away,  and  the  class-books  distributed, 
the  door  opened,  and  two  or  three  big  boys  of 
fifteen  or  sixteen  lounged  in,  with  their  hands 
in  their  pockets  and  their  caps  on.  There  was 
an  insolent  look  about  them  which  set  Tom’s 
back  up  at  once  ; however,  he  kept  his  temper, 
made  them  take  their  caps  off,  and,  as' they  said 
they  wanted  to  read  with  the  rest,  let  them  take 
their  places  on  the  benches. 

But  now  came  the  tug  of  war.  He  could  not 
keep  his  eyes  on  the  whole  lot  at  once,  and  no 
sooner  did  he  fix  his  attention  on  the  stammer- 
ing reader  for  the  time  being  and  try  to  lielp 
him  than  anarchy  broke  out  all  around  him. 
Small  stones  and  shot  were  thrown  about,  and 
cries  arose  from  the  smaller  fry  ; “ Please,  sir, 
he’s  been  and  poured  some  ink  down  my  back 
“He’s  stole  my  book,  sir;”  “He’s  gone  and 
stuck  a pin  in  my  leg.”  The  evil-doers  were  so 
cunning  that  it  was  impossible  to  catch  them  ; 
but,  as  he  was  hastily  turning  in  his  own  mind 
what  to  do,  a cry  arose,  and  one  of  the  benches 
went  suddenly  over  back\vard  on  to  the  floor, 
carrying  with  it  its  whole  freight  of  boys,  except 
two  of  the  bigger  ones,  who  were  the  evident 
authors  of  the  mishap. 

Tom  sprang  at  the  one  nearest  him,  seized 
him  by  the  collar,  hauled  him  into  the  passage, 
and  sent  him  out  of  the  street  door  with  a sound 
kick  ; and  then,  rushing  back,  caught  hold  of  the 
second,  who  went  down  on  his  back,  and  clung 
round  Tom’s  legs,  shouting  for  help  to  his  re- 
maining companion,  and  struggling  and  swear- 
ing. It  was  all  the  work  of  a moment ; and 
now  the  door  opened,  and  Grey  appeared  from 
the  inner  room.  Tom  left  oft'  hauling  his  prize 
towards  the  passage,  and  felt  and  looked  very 
foolish. 


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“This  fellow,  and  another  whom  I have  turn- 
edput,  upset  that  form  with  all  the  little  boys  on 
it,”  he  said,  apologetically. 

“ It’s  a lie,  ’twasn’t  me,”  roared  the  captive, 
to  whom  Tom  administered  a sound  box  on  the 
ear,  while  the  small  boys,  rubbing  different  parts 
of  their  bodies,  chorused,  “ ’Twas  him,  teacher, 
’twas  him,”  and  heaped  further  charges  of  pinch- 
ing, pin-sticking,  and  otlier  atrocities  on  him. 

Grey  astonished  Tom  by  his  firmness.  “Don’t 
strike  him  again,”  hesaid.  “Now,  gooutatonce, 
or  I will  send  for  your  father.”  The  fellow  got 
up,  and,  after  standing  a moment  and  consider- 
ing his  chance  of  successful  resistance  to  physi- 
cal force  in  the  person  of  Tom,  and  moral  in  that 
of  Grey,  slun’x  out.  “You  must  go  too,  Mur- 
phy,” went  on  Grey  to  another  of  the  intruders. 

“Oh,  your  honor,  let  me  bide.  I'll  be  as 
quiet  as  a mouse,”  pleaded  the  Irish  boy;  and 
Tom  would  have  given  in,  but  Grey  was  unyield- 
ing. 

“You  were  turned  out  last  week,  and  Mr. 
Jones  said  you  were  not  to  come  back  for  a 
fortnight.” 

“ Well,  good-night  to  your  honor,”  said  Mur- 
phy, and  took  himself  off. 

“The  rest  may  stop,”  said  Grey.  “ You  had 
better  take  the  inner  room  now  ; I w ill  stay 
here.” 

“ I am  very  sorry,”  said  Tom. 

“You  couldn’t  help  it;  no  one  can  manage 
those  twm.  Murphy  is  quite  different,  but  I 
should  have  spoiled  l)im  if  I had  let  him  stay 
now'.” 

The  remaining  ’.lalf-hour  passed  off  quietly. 
Tom  retired  into  the  inner  room,  and  took  up 
Grey’s  lesson,  Avhicli  he  had  been  reading  to  the 
boys  from  a large  Bible  with  pictures.  Out  of 
consideration  for  their  natural  and  acquired  rest- 
lessness, the  little  fellows,  who  were  all  between 
eight  and  eleven  years  old,  were  only  kept  sit- 
ting at  their  pot-hooks  and  spelling  for  the  first 
half-hour  or  so,  and  then  were  allowed  to  crowd 
round  the  teacher,  who  read  and  talked  to  them, 
and  showed  tliem  the  pictures.  Tom  found  the 
Bible  open  at  the  story  of  the  prodigal  son,  and 
read  it  out  to  them  as  they  clustered  round  his 
knees.  Some  of  the  outside  ones  fidgeted  about 
a little,  but  those  close  round  him  listened  with 
cars,  and  eyes,  and  bated  breath  ; and  two  little 
blue-eyed  boys  without  shoes — their  ragged 
clothes  concealed  by  long  pinafores  which  their 
widow'ed  mother  had  put  on  clean  to  send  them 
to  school — leaned  against  him  and  looked  up  in 
his  face,  and  his  heart  rvarmed  to  the  touch  and 
the  look.  “Please,  teacher,  read  it  again,”  they 
said  w'hen  he  finished  ; so  he  read  it  again,  and 
sighed  when  Grey  came  in  and  lighted  a candle 
(for  it  was  getting  dark)  and  said  it  was  time  for 
prayers. 

A few  collects,  and  the  Lord's  Prayer,  in 
which  all  the  young  voices  joined,  drowning  for  a 
minute  the  noises  from  the  court  outside,  finished 
the  evening’s  schooling.  The  children  trooped 
out,  and  Grey  went  to  speak  to  the  woman  wlio 
kept  the  house.  Tom,  left  to  himself,  felt 


strangely  happy,  and,  for  something  to  do,  took 
the  snuffers  and  commenced  a crusade  against 
a large  family  of  bugs,  who,  taking  advantage 
of  the  quiet,  came  cruising  out  of  a crack  in  the 
othenvise  neatly-papered  wall.  Some  dozen 
Iiad  fallen  on  his  spear  when  Grey  reappeared, 
and  w’as  much  horrified  at  the  sight.  Fie  called 
the  woman,  and  told  her  to  have  the  hole  care- 
fully fumigated  and  mended. 

“I  thought  we  had  killed  them  all  long  ago,” 
he  said  ; “ but  the  place  is  tumbling  down.” 

“ It  looks  w ell  enough,”  said  Tom. 

“ Yes,  we  have  it  kept  as  tidy  as  possible.  It 
ought  to  be  at  least  a little  better  tlian  what  the 
children  see  at  home.”  And  so  they  left  the 
school  and  court,  and  walked  up  to  college. 

“ Where  are  you  going?”  Tom  said,  as  they 
entered  the  gate. 

“ To  Hardy’s  rooms  ; will  you  come  ?” 

“No,  not  to-night,”  said  Tom  ; “Iknowthat 
you  want  to  be  reading;  I should  only  inter- 
rupt.” 

“ Well,  good-night,  then,”  said  Grey,  and 
went  on,  leaving  Tom  standing  in  the  porch. 
On  the  way  up  from  the  school  he  had  almost 
made  up  his  mind  to  go  to  Hardy’s  rooms  that 
night.  He  longed,  and  yet  feared  to  do  so ; 
and,  on  the  whole,  was  not  sorry  for  an  excuse. 
Their-  first  meeting  must  be  alone,  and  it  would 
be  a very  em.barrassing  one,  for  him  at  any  rate. 
Grey,  he  hoped,  would  tell  Hardy  of  his  r isit  to 
the  school,  and  that  would  show  that  he  was 
coming  round,  and  make  the  meeting  easier 
His  talk  with  Grey,  too,  had  removed  one  great 
cause  of  uneasiness  from  his  mind.  It  was 
now  quite  clear  that  he  had  no  suspicion  of  the 
quarrel,  and,  if  Hardy  had  not  told  him,  no  one 
else  could  know  of  it. 

Altogether,  he  strolled  into  the  quadrangle  a 
happier  and  sounder  man  than  he  had  been 
since  his  first  visit  to  “The  Choughs,”  and 
looked  up  and  answered  with  his  old  look  and 
voice  when  he  heard  his  name  called  from  one 
of  the  first-floor  windows. 

The  hailer  was  Drvsdalc,  who  was  leaning  out 
in  lounging-coat  and  velvet  cap,  and  enjoying  a 
cigar  as  usual,  in  the  midst  of  the  flowers  of  his 
hanging-garden. 

“You’ve  heard  the  good  news,  I suppose?"’ 
“No  ; what  do  you  mean  ?” 

“ Why,  Blake  has  got  the  Latin  verse.” 

“ Hurrah  ! I’m  so  glad.” 

“ Come  up  and  have  a weed.”  Tom  ran  up 
the  staircase  and  into  Drysdale’s  rooms,  and  was 
leaning  out  of  the  window  at  his  side  in  another 
minute. 

“What  docs  he  get  by  it?”  he  said;  “do 
you  know  ?” 

“No;  some  books  bound  in  Russia,  I dare 
say,  with  the  Oxford  arms,  and  ‘Dominus  illu- 
minatio  mea  ’ on  the  back.” 

“ No  money  ?” 

“Not  much — perhaps  a ten’ner,”  answered 
Di-ysdale  ; “ but  no  end  of  KvSog,  I sup'pose.” 
“It  makes  it  look  well  for  his  first,  don’t  you 
think  ? But  I wish  he  had  got  some  money  for 


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it.  I often  feel  very  uncomfortable  about  that 
bill ; don’t  you  ?” 

“ Not  I ; what’s  the  good  ? It’s  notliing  when 
you  are  used  to  it.  Besides,  it  don’t  fall  due 
for  another  six  weeks.” 

“But  if  Blake  can’t  meet  it  then?”  said 
Tom. 

“ Well,  it  will  be  A'acation,  and  I’ll  trouble 
greasy  Benjamin  to  catch  me  then.” 

“ But  you  don’t  mean  to  say  you  won’t  pay 
it  ?”  said  Tom,  in  horror. 

“ Pay  it ! You  may  trust  Benjamin  for  that. 
He’ll  pull  round  his  little  usuries  somehow.” 

“ Only  we  have  promised  to  pay  on  a certain 
day,  you  know.” 

“ Oh,  of  course,  that’s  the  form.  That  only 
means  that  he  can't  pinch  us  sooner.” 

“ I do  hope,  though,  Drysdale,  that  it  will  be 
paid  on  the  day,”  said  Tom,  who  could  not  quite 
swallow  the  notion  of  forfeiting  his  word,  even 
though  it  were  only  a promise  to  pay  to  a scoun- 
drel. 

“All  right.  You’ve  nothing  to  do  with  it, 
remember.  He  won’t  bother  you.  Besides, 
you  can  plead  infancy,  if  the  worst  comes  to  the 
worst.  There’s  such  a queer  old  bird  gone  to 
your  friend  Hardy’s  rooms.” 

The  mention  of  Hardy  broke  the  disagreeable 
train  of  thought  into  which  Tom  was  falling, 
and  he  listened  eagerly  as  Drysdale  went  on. 

“ It  was  about  half  an  hour  ago.  I was  look- 
ing out  here,  and  saw  an  old  fellow  come  hob- 
bling into  quad  on  two  sticks,  in  a shady  blue 
uniform  coat  and  white  trowsers.  The  kind  of 
old  boy  you  road  about  in  books,  you  know — 
Commodore  Trunnion,  or  Uncle  Toby,  or  one 
of  that  sort.  Well,  I watched  him  backing  and 
filling  about  the  quad,  and  trying  one  staircase 
and  another;  but  there  was  nobody  about.  So 
down  1 trotted,  and  went  up  to  him  for  fun,  and 
to  see  what  he  was  after.  It  was  as  good  as  a 
play,  if  you  could  have  seen  it.  I was  ass  enough 
to  take  otf  my  cap  and  make  a Ioav  bow  as  I 
came  up  to  him,  and  he  pulled  off  his  uniform 
cap  in  return,  and  we  stood  there  bowing  to  one 
another.  He  was  a thorough  old  gentleman, 
and  I felt  rather  foolish  for  fear  he  should  see 
that  I expected  a lark  when  I came  out.  But 
I don’t  think  he  had  an  idea  of  it,  and  only  set 
my  capping,  him  down  to  the  wonderful  good 
manners  of  the  college.  So  we  got  quite  thick, 
and  I piloted  him  across  to  Hardy’s  staircase  in 
the  back  quad.  I wanted  him  to  come  up  and 
quench,  but  he  declined,  with  many  apologies, 
i’rn  sure  he  is  a character.” 

“ He  must  be  Flardy’s  father,”  said  Tom. 

“I  shouldn’t  wonder.  But  is  his  father  in 
the  navy  ?” 

“He  is  a retired  captain.” 

“ Then  no  doubt  you’re  right.  What  shall 
we  do  ? Have  a hand  at  picquet.  Some  men 
will  be  here  directly.  Only  for  love.” 

Tom  declined  the  proffered  game,  and  went 
off  soon  after  to  his  own  rooms,  a happier  man 
than  he  had  been  since  his  first  night  at  “The 
Choughs.” 


CHAPTER  XX. 

THK  RECONCILIATIOX. 

Tom  rose  in  the  morning  with  a presentiment 
that  all  would  be  over  now  before  long,  and,  to 
make  his  presentiment  come  true,  resolved,  be- 
fore night,  to  go  himself  to  Hardy  and  give  in. 
All  he  reserved  to  himself  was  the  liberty  to  do 
it  in  the  manner  which  would  be  least  painful 
to  himself.  He  was  greatly  annoyed,  therefore, 
when  Hardy  did  not  appear  at  morning  chapel ; 
for  he  had  fixed  on  the  leaving  chapel  as  the 
least  unpleasant  time  in  which  to  begin  his  con- 
fession, and  was  going  to  catch  Hardy  then,  and 
follow  him  to  his  rooms.  All  the  morning,  too, 
in  answer  to  his  inquiries  by  his  scout  Wiggins, 
Hardy’s  scout  replied  that  his  master  was  out, 
or  busy.  He  did  not  come  to  the  boats — he  did 
not  appear  in  hall ; so  that,  after  hall,  wlien  Tom 
went  back  to  his  own  rooms,  as  he  did  at  once, 
instead  of  sauntering  out  of  college  or  going  to 
a wine-party,  he  was  quite  out  of  heart  at  his 
bad  luck,  and  began  to  be  afraid  that  he  would 
have  to  sleep  on  his  unhealed  wound  another 
night. 

He  sat  down  in  an  arm-chair  and  fell  to  mus- 
ing, tind  thought  how  wonderfully  his  life  had 
been  changed  in  these  few  short  weeks.  He 
could  hardly  get  back  across  the  gulf  which  sep- 
arated him  from  the  self  who  had  come  back 
into  those  rooms  after  Easter,  full  of  anticipa- 
tions of  the  pleasures  and  delights  of  the  coming 
summer  term  and  vacation.  To  his  own  sur- 
prise, he  didn’t  seem  much  to  regret  the  loss  of 
his  chataaux  en  Espagne,  and  felt  a sort  of  grim 
satisfaction  in  their  utter  overthrow. 

While  occupied  with  these  thoughts,  he  heard 
talking  on  his  stairs,  accompanied  by  a strange 
lumbering  tread.  These  came  nearer,  and  at 
last  stopped  just  outside  his  door,  which  opened 
in  another  moment,  and  Wiggins  announced  : 

“ Capting  Hardy,  sir.” 

Tom  jumped  to  his  legs,  and  felt  himself  col- 
or painfully.  “ Here,  Wiggins,”  said  he,  “wheel 
round  that  arm-chair  for  Captain  Hardy.  I am 
so  very  glad  to  see  you,  sir,”  and  he  hastened 
round  himself  to  meet  the  old  gentleman,  hold- 
ing out  his  hand,  which  the  visitor  took  very 
cordially,  as  soon  as  he  had  passed  his  heavy 
stick  to  his  left  hand,  and  balanced  himself  safe- 
ly upon  it. 

“Thank  you,  sir;  thank  you,”  said  the  cld 
man,  after  a few  moments’  pause  ; “ I find  your 
companion-ladders  rather  steep;”  and  then  he 
sat  down  with  some  difficulty. 

Tom  took  the  Captain’s  stick  and  undress  cap, 
and  put  them  reverentially  on  his  side-board  ; 
and  then,  to  get  rid  of  some  little  nervousness 
which  he  couldn’t  help  feeling,  bustled  to  his 
cupboard,  and  helped  Wiggins  to  place  glasses 
and  biscuits  on  the  table.  “ Now,  sir,  Avhat  will 
you  take  ? I have  port,  sherry,  and  whisky 
here,  and  can  get  you  any  thing  else.  Wiggins, 
run  to  Hinton’s,  and  get  some  dessert.” 

“No  dessert,  thank  you,  for  me,”  said  the 
Captain  ; “I’ll  take  a cup  of  coffee,  or  a glass 


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of  grog,  or  any  thing  you  have  ready.  Don’t 
open  wine  for  me,  pray,  sir.” 

“ Oh,  it  is  all  the  better  for  being  opened,” 
said  Tom,  working  away  at  a bottle  of  sherry 
with  his  corkscrew — “and,  Wiggins,  get  some 
coffee  and  anchovy  toast  in  a quarter  of  an  hour ; 
and  just  put  out  some  tumblers  and  toddy  ladles, 
and  bring  up  boiling  water  with  the  coffee.” 

While  making  his  hospitable  preparations, 
Tom  managed  to  get  many  side-glances  at  the 
old  man,  who  sat  looking  steadily  and  abstract- 
edly before  him  into  the  fire-place,  and  was  much 
struck  and  touched  by  the  picture.  The  sailor 
wore  a well-preserved  old  undress  uniform  coat 
and  waistcoat,  and  white  drill  trowsers ; he  was 
a man  of  middle  height,  but  gaunt  and  massive, 
and  Tom  recognized  the  frame-work  of  the  long 
arms  and  grand  shoulders  and  chest  which  he 
had  so  often  admired  in  the  son.  His  right  leg 
was  quite  stiff  from  an  old  wound  on  the  knee- 
cap ; the  left  eye  was  sightless,  and  the  scar  of 
a cutlass  travelled  down  the  drooping  lid,  and  on 
to  the  weather-beaten  cheek  below.  His  head 
was  high  and  broad,  his  hair  and  whiskers  silver 
white,  while  the  shaggy  eyebrows  were  scarcely 
grizzled.  His  face  was  deeply  lined,  and  the 
long  clean-cut  lower  jaw  and  drawn  look  about 
the  mouth  gave  a grim  expression  to  the  face  at 
the- first  glance,  which  wore  off  as  you  looked, 
leaving,  however,  on  most  men  who  thought 
about  it  the  impression  which  fastened  on  our 
hero — “ an  awkward  man  to  have  met  at  the 
head  of  boarders  towards  the  end  of  the  great 
war.” 

In  a minute  or  two,  Tom,  having  completed 
his  duties,  faced  the  old  sailor,  much  reassured 
by  his  covert  inspection  ; and,  pouring  himself 
out  a glass  of  sherry,  pushed  the  decanter  across 
and  drank  to  his  guest. 

“ Your  health,  sir,”  he  said  ; “ and  thank 
yoiT  very  much  for  coming  up  to  see  me.” 

“ Thank  you,  sir,”  said  the  Captain,  rousing 
himself  and  filling,  “ I drink  to  you,  sir.  The 
fact  is,  I took  a great  liberty  in  coming  up  to 
your  rooms  in  this  off-hand  way,  without  call- 
ing or  sending  up,  but  you’ll  excuse  it  in  an  old 
sailor.”  Here  the  Captain  took  to  his  glass, 
and  seemed  a little  embarrassed.  Tom  felt  em- 
barrassed also,  feeling  that  something  was  com- 
ing, and  could  only  think  of  asking  how  the 
Captain  liked  the  sherry.  The  Captain  liked 
the  sherry  very  much.  Then,  suddenly  clearing 
his  throat  he  went  on ; “I  felt,  sir,  that  you 
would  excuse  me,  for  I have  a favor  to  ask  of 
j'ou.”  He  paused  again,  while  Tom  muttered 
something  about  “great  pleasure,”  and  then 
went  on. 

“ You  know  my  son,  Mr.  Brown  ?” 

“Yes,  sir;  he  has  been  my  best  friend  up 
here ; I owe  more  to  him  than  to  any  man  in 
Oxford.” 

The  Captain’s  eye  gleamed  with  pleasure  as 
he  replied,  “ Jack  is  a noble  fellow,  Mr.  Brown, 
though  I say  it  who  am  his  father.  I’ve  often 
promised  myself  a cruise  to  Oxford  since  he 
has  been  here.  I came  here  at  last  yesterday. 


and  have  been  having  a long  yarn  with  him. 
I found  there  was  something  on  his  mind. 
He  can’t  keep  any  thing  from  his  old  father ; 
and  so  I drew  out  of  him  that  he  loves  you  as 
David  loved  Jonathan.  He  made  my  old  eye 
very  dim  while  he  was  talking  of  you,  Mr. 
Brown.  And  then  I found  that  you  two  are  not 
as  you  used  to  be.  Some  coldness  sprung  up 
between  you,  but  w'hat  about  I couldn’t  get  at. 
Young  men  are  often  hasty  — I know  I was, 
forty  years  ago : Jack  says  he  has  been  hasty 
with  you.  Now  that  boy  is  all  I have  in  the 
world,  Mr.  Brown.  I know  my  boy’s  friend 
will  like  to  send  an  old  man  home  with  a light 
heart.  So  I made  up  my  mind  to  come  over 
to  you  and  ask  you  to  make  it  up  with  Jack. 
I gave  him  the  slip  after  dinner,  and  here  I 
am.” 

“ Oh,  sir,  did  he  really  ask  you  to  come  to 
me  ?” 

“No,  sir,”  said  the  Captain  ; “he  did  not — 
I’m  sorry  for  it ; I think  Jack  must  be  in  the 
wrong,  for  he  said  he  had  been  too  hasty,  and  yet 
he  wouldn’t  ask  me  to  come  to  you  and  make  it 
up.  But  he  is  )mung,  sir — young  and  proud. 
He  said  he  couldn’t  move  in  it,  his  mind  was 
made  up  ; he  was  wretched  enough  over  it,  but 
the  move  must  come  from  you.  And  so  that’s 
the  favor  I have  to  ask,  that  you  will  make  it  up 
with  Jack.  It  isn’t  often  a young  man  can  do 
such  a favor  to  an  old  one — to  an  old  father  with 
one  son.  You’ll  not  feel  the  worse  for  having 
done  it,  if  it’s  ever  so  hard  to  do,  when  you 
come  to  be  my  age.”  And  the  old  man  looked 
wistfully  across  the  table,  the  muscles  about  his 
mouth  quivering  as  he  ended. 

Tom  sprang  from  his  chair  and  grasped  the 
old  sailor’s  hand  as  he  felt  the  load  pass  out  of 
his  heart.  “Favor,  sir!”  he  said;  “I  have 
been  a mad  fool  enough  already  in  this  business 
— I should  have  been  a double-dyed  scoundrel, 
like  enough,  by  this  time  but  for  your  son,  and 
I’ve  quarrelled  with  him  for  stopping  me  at  the 
pit’s  mouth.  Favor!  If  God  will.  I’ll  prove 
somehow  where  the  favor  lies,  and  what  I owe  to 
him  ; and  to  you,  sir,  for  coming  to  me  to-night. 
Stop  here  two  minutes,  sir,  and  I’ll  run  down 
and  bring  him  over.” 

Tom  tore  away  to  Hardy’s  door  and  knocked. 
There  was  no  pausing  in  the  passage  now. 
“ Come  in.”  He  opened  the  door  but  did  not 
enter,  and  for  a moment  or  two  could  not  speak. 
The  rush  of  associations  which  the  sight  of  the 
well-known  old  rickety  furniture,  and  the  figure 
which  was  seated,  book  in  hand,  with  its  back  to 
the  door  and  its  feet  up  against  one  side  of  the 
mantel-piece,  called  up,  choked  him. 

“ May  I come  in  ?”  he  said  at  last. 

He  saw  the  figure  give  a start,  and  the  book 
trembled  a little,  but  then  came  the  answer,  slow 
but  firm  : 

“I  have  not  changed  my  opinion.” 

“No,  dear  old  boy,  but  I have,”  and  Tom 
rushed  across  to  his  friend,  dearer  than  ever  to 
him  now,  and  threw  his  arm  round  his  neck ; 
and,  if  the  un-English  truth  must  out,  had  three 


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parts  of  a mind  to  kiss  the  rough  face  which  was 
now  working  with  strong  emotion. 

“Thank  God  !”  said  Hardy,  as  he  grasped 
the  hand  which  hung  over  his  shoulder. 

“And  now  come  over  to  my  rooms ; your  fa- 
ther is  there  waiting  for  us.” 

“What,  the  dear  old  governor?  That’s 
w'hat  he  has  been  after,  is  it  ? I couldn’t  think 
where  he  could  have  ‘ hove  to,’  as  he  would  say.” 
Haidy  put  on  his  cap,  and  the  two  hurried 
back  to  Tern’s  rooms,  the  lightest  hearts  in  the 
University  of  Oxford. 


CHAPTER  XXI. 

CAPTAIN  HARDY  ENTERTAINED  BY  ST.  AMBROSE. 

There  are  moments  in  the  life  of  the  most 
self-contained  and  sober  of  us  all  when  we  fair- 
ly bubble  over,  like  a full  bottle  of  Champagne 
with  the  cork  out ; and  this  was  one  of  them  for 
our  hero,  who,  however,  be  it  remarked,  was 
neither  self-contained  nor  sober  by  nature. 
When  they  got  back  to  his  rooms,  he  really 
hai'dly  knew  what  to  do  to  give  vent  to  his 
lightness  of  heart;  and  Hardj>',  though  self- 
contained  and  sober  enough  in  general,  was  on 
this  occasion  almost  as  bad  as  his  friend.  They 
rattled  on,  talked  out  the  thing  which  came  up- 
permost, whatever  the  subject  might  chance  to 
be  ; but,  whether  grave  or  gay,  it  always  ended 
after  a minute  or  two  in  jokes,  not  always  good, 
and  chaff  and  laughter.  The  poor  Captain  was 
a litle  puzzled  at  first,  and  made  one  or  two  en- 
deavors to  turn  the  talk  into  improving  chan- 
nels. But  very  soon  he  saw  that  Jack  was 
thoroughly  happy,  and  that  was  always  enough 
for  him.  So  he  listened  to  one  and  the  other, 
joining  cheerily  in  the  laugh  whenever  he 
could  ; and,  when  he  couldn’t  catch  the  joke, 
looking  like  a benevolent  old  lion,  and  making 
as  much  belief  that  he  had  understood  it  all  as 
the  simplicity  and  truthfulness  of  his  character 
would  allow. 

The  spirits  of  the  two  friends  seemed  inex- 
haustible. They  lasted  out  the  bottle  of  sherry 
which  Tom  had  uncorked,  and  the  remains  of 
a bottle  of  his  famous  port.  He  had  tried  hard 
to  be  allowed  to  open  a fresh  bottle,  but  the 
Captain  had  made  such  a point  of  his  not  doing 
so  that  he  had  given  in  for  hospitality’s  sake. 
They  lasted  out  the  coffee  and  anchovy  toast ; 
after  which  the  Captain  made  a little  effort  at 
moving,  which  was  supplicatingly  stopped  by 
Tom. 

“Oh,  pray  don’t  go.  Captain  Hardy.  I 
haven’t  been  so  happy  for  months.  Besides, 
I must  brew  you  a glass  of  grog.  I pride  my- 
self on  my  brew.  Your  son  there  will  tell  you 
that  I am  a dead  hand  at  it.  Here,  Wiggins,  a 
lemon  !”  shouted  Tom. 

“ Well,  for  once  in  a way,  I suppose.  Eh, 
Jack  ?”  said  the  Captain,  looking  at  his  son. 

“Oh  yes,  father.  You  mayn’t  know  it. 
Brown,  but  if  there  is  one  thing  harder  to  do 


than  another,  it  is  to  get  an  old  sailor  like  my 
father  to  take  a glass  of  grog  at  night.” 

The  Captain  laughed  a little  laugh,  and  shook 
his  thick  stick  at  his  son,  who  went  on  : 

“ And  as  for  asking  him  to  take  a pipe  with 
it — ” 

“Dear  me,”  said  Tom,  “I  quite  forgot.  I 
really  beg  jmur  pardon,  Captain  Hardy  and 
he  put  down  the  lemon  he  was  squeezing  and 
produced  a box  of  cigars. 

“ It’s  all  Jack’s  nonsense,  sir,”  said  the  Cap- 
tain, holding  out  his  hand,  nevertheless,  for  the 
box. 

“Now,  father,  don’t  be  absurd,”  interrupted 
Hardy,  snatching  the  box  away  from  him. 
“You  might  as  well  give  him  a glass  of  absinthe. 
He  is  church-warden  at  home,  and  can’t  smoke 
any  thing  but  a long  clay.” 

“I’m  very  sorry  I haven’t  one  here,  but  I can 
send  out  in  a minute.”  And  Tom  was  making 
for  the  door  to  shout  for  Wiggins. 

“No,  don’t  call.  I’ll  fetch  some  from  my 
rooms.” 

When  Hardy  left  the  room,  Tom  squeezed 
away  at  his  lemon,  and  was  preparing  himself 
for  a speech  to  Captain  Hardy  full  of  confession 
and  gratitude.  But  the  Captain  was  before 
him,  and  led  the  conversation  into  a most  un- 
expected channel. 

“I  suppose,  now,  Mr.  Brown,”  he  began, 
“you  don’t  find  any  diflBculty  in  construing 
yowc  Thucydides  ?” 

“Indeed  I do,  sir,”  said  Tom,  laughing.  “I 
find  him  a very  tough  old  customer,  except  in 
the  simplest  narrath'e.” 

“For  my  part,”  said  theCaptain,  “Ican’tget 
on  at  all,  I find,  without  a translation.  But  you 
see,  sir,  I had  none  of  the  advantages  which  3-011 
3'0ung  men  have  up  here.  In  fact,  Mr.  Brown, 
I didn’t  begin  Greek  till  Jack  was  nearly  ten 
years  old.”  The  Captain  in  his  secret  heart  was 
prouder  of  his  partial  victory  over  the  Greek 
tongue  in  his  old  age  than  of  his  undisputed  tri- 
umphs over  the  French  in  his  youth,  and  was  not 
averse  to  talking  of  it. 

“I  wonder  that  3'ou  ever  began  it  at  all,  sir,” 
said  Tom. 

“You  wouldn’t  wonder  if  3-ou  knew  how  an 
uneducated  man  like  me  feels  when  he  comes  to 
a place  like  O.xford.” 

“Uneducated,  sir  !”  said  Tom.  “ Why  your 
education  has  been  worth  twice  as  much,  I’m 
sure,  as  any  we  get  here.” 

“No,  sir;  we  never  learned  any  thing  in  the 
navy  \Vhen  I was  a youngster,  except  a little 
rule-of-thumb  mathematics.  One  picked  up  a 
sort  of  smattering  of  a language  or  two  knocking 
about  the  world,  but  no  grammatical  knowledge, 
nothing  scientific.  If  a boy  doesn’t  get  a meth- 
od, he  is  beating  to  windward  in  a crank  craft 
all  his  life.  He  hasn’t  got  any  regular  place  to 
stow  away  what  he  gets  into  his  brains,  and  so  it 
lies  tumbling  about  in  the  hold,  and  he  loses  it, 
or  it  gets  damaged  and  is  never  ready  for  use. 
You  see  what  I mean,  Mr.  Brown  ?” 

“ Yes,  sir.  But  I’m  afraid  we  don’t  all  of  us 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


get  much  method  up  liere.  Do  you  really  enjoy  ' 
reading  Thucydides  now,  Captain  Hardy?” 
“Indeed  I do,  sir,  very  much,”  said  the  Cap- 
tain. “There’s  a great  deal  in  his  history  to 
interest  an  old  sailor,  you  know.  I dare  say, 
now,  that  I enjoy  those  parts  about  the  sea-fights 
more  than  you  do.”  The  Captain  looked  at 
Tom  as  if  he  had  made  an  audacious  remark. 

“I  am  sure  you  do,  sir,”  said  Tom,  smiling. 
“Because,  you  see,  Mr.  Brown,”  said  the 
Captain,  “when  one  has  been  in.  that  sort,  of 
thing  one’s  self,  one  likes  to  read  how  people  in 
other  times  managed,  and  to  think  what  one 
would  have  done  in  their  place.  I don’t  be- 
lieve that  the  Greeks  just  at  that  time  were  very 
resolute  fighters,  though.  Nelson  or  Colling- 
wood  would  have  finished  that  war  in  a year  or 
two.” 

“Not  with  triremes,  do  you  think,  sir?”  said 
Tom. 

“Yes,  sir,  with  any  vessels  which  rvere  to  be 
had,”  said  the  Captain.  “But  you  are  right 
about  triremes.  It  has  always  been  a great 
puzzle  to  me  how  those  triremes  could  have 
been  worked.  How  do  you  understand  the 
three  banks  of  oars,  Mr.  Brown  ?” 

“Well,  sir,  I suppose  they  must  have  been 
one  above  the  other  somehow.” 

“But  the  upper  bank  must  have  had  oars 
twenty  feet  long  and  more,  in  that  case,”  said 
the  Captain.  “You  must  allow  for  leverage, 
you  see.” 

“Of  course,  sir.  When  one  comes  to  think 
of  it,  it  isn’t  easy  to  see  how  they  were  manned 
and  worked,”  said  Tom. 

“ Now  my  notion  about  triremes — ” began 
the  Captain,  holding  the  head  of  his  stick  with 
both  hands,  and  looking  across  at  Tom. 

“ Why,  father,”  cried  Hardy,  returning  at  the 
moment  with  the  pipes,  and  catching  the  Cap- 
tain’s last  word,  “on  one  of  your  hobby-horses 
already!  You’re  not  safe!  I can’t  leave  you 
for  two  minutes.  Here’s  a long  pipe  for  you. 
How  in  the  world  did  he  get  on  triremes  ?” 

“I  hardly  know,”  said  Tom;  “but  I want 
to  hear  what  Captain  Hardy  thinks  about  them. 
You  were  saying,  sir,  that  the  upper  oars  must 
have  been  twenty  feet  long  at  least.” 

“My  notion  is — ” said  the  Captain,  taking 
the  pipe  and  tobacco-pouch  from  his  son’s  hand. 

“ Stop  one  moment,”  said  Hardy  ; “ I found 
Blake  at  my  rooms,  and  asked  him  to  come  over 
here.  You  don’t  object  ?” 

“ Object,  my  dear  fellow ! I’m  much  obliged 
to  you.  Now,  Hardy,  would  you  like  to  have 
any  one  else?  I can  send  in  a minute.” 

“No  one,  thank  you.” 

“ You  won’t  stand  on  ceremony  now,  will 
you,  with  me  ?”  said  Tom. 

“You  see  I haven’t.” 

“And  you  never  will  again  ?” 

“No,  never.  Now,  father,  you  can  heave 
ahead  about  those  oars.” 

The  Captain  went  on  charging  his  pipe,  and 
proceeded:  “You  see,  Mr.  Brown,  they  must 
have  been  at  least  twenty  feet  long,  because,  if 


you  allow  the  lowest  bank  of  oars  to  have  been 
three  feet  above  the  water-line,  which  even  Jack 
thinks  they  must  have  been — ” 

“ Certainly — that  height  at  least,  to  do  any 
good,”  said  Hardy. 

“Not  that  I think  Jack’s  opinion  worth  much 
on  the  point,”  went  on  his  father. 

“ It’s  very  ungrateful  of  you,  then,  to  say  so, 
father,”  said  Hardy,  “after  all  the  time  I’ve 
wasted  trying  to  make  it  all  clear  to  you.” 

“ I don’t  say  that  Jack’s  is  not  a good  opin- 
ion on  most  things,  Mr.  Brown,”  said  the  Cap- 
tain ; ‘ ‘ but  he  is  all  at  sea  about  triremes. 
He  believes  that  the  men  of  the  uppermost  bank 
rowed  somehow  like  lightermen  on  the  Thames, 
walking  up  and  down.” 

“ I object  to  your  statement  of  my  faith,  fa- 
ther,” said  Hardy. 

‘ ‘ Now  you  know.  Jack,  you  have  said  so  oft- 
en.” 

“I  have  said  they  must  have  stood  up  to 
row,  and  so — ” 

“ You  would  have  had  awful  confusion.  Jack. 
You  must  have  order  between  decks  when  you’re 
going  into  action.  Besides,  the  rowers  had  cush- 
ions.” 

“ That  old  heresy  of  yours  again.” 

“ Well,  but  Jack,  they  Aarf cushions.  Didn't 
the  rowers  who  were  marched  across  the  Isth- 
mus to  man  the  ships  which  were  to  surprise  the 
Piraeus  carry  their  oars,  thongs,  and  cushions  ?” 
“If  they  did,  your -conclusion  doesn’t  follow, 
father,  that  they  sat  on  them  to  row.” 

“You  hear,  Mr.  Brown,”  said  the  Captain; 
“he  admits  my  point  about  the  cushions.” 

“Oh,  father,  I hope  you  used  to  fight  the 
French  more  fairly,”  said  Hardy. 

“But,  didn’t  he?  Didn’t  Jack  admit  my 
point  ?” 

“ Implicitly,  sir,  I think,”  said  Tom,  catching 
Hardy’s  eye,  which  was  dancing  with  fun. 

“ Of  course  he  did.  You  hear  that,  Jack  ? 
Now  my  notion  about  triremes — ” 

A knock  at  the  door  interrupted  the  Cap- 
tain again,  and  Blake  came  in  and  was  intro- 
duced. 

“ Mr.  Blake  is  almost  our  best  scholar,  fa- 
ther ; you  should  appeal  to  him  about  the  cush- 
ions.” 

“lam  very  proud  to  make  your  acquaintance, 
sir,”  said  the  Captain ; “I  have  heard  my  son 
speak  of  you  often.” 

“We  were  talking  about  triremes,”  said 
Tom  ; “ Captain  Hardy  thinks  the  oars  must 
have  been  twenty  feet  long.” 

“ Not  easy  to  come  forward  well  with  that 
sort  of  oar,”  said  Blake;  “they  must  have 
pulled  a slow  stroke.” 

“ Our  torpid  would  have  bumped  the  best  of 
them,”  said  Hardy. 

“ I d.m’t  think  they  could  have  made  more 
than  six  knots,”  said  the  Captain;  “but  yet 
they  used  to  sink  one  another,  and  a light  boat 
going  only  six  knots  couldn’t  break  another  in 
two  amidships.  It’s  a puzzling  subject,  Mr. 
Blake.” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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“ It  is,  sir,”  said  Blake  ; “ if  we  onl}Oiad  some 
of  their  fo’castle  sontjs  we  should  know  more 
about  it.  I’m  afraid  they  had  no  Dibdin.” 

“I  wish  you  would  turn  one  of  my  father’s 
favorite  songs  into  anapatsts  for  him,”  said 
Hardy. 

“ What  are  they  ?”  said  Blake. 


chance  of  expounding  his  notion  as  to  triremes 
slipping  away,  but  answered  : 

“By  all  means,  sir;  Jack  must  sing  for  me, 
though.  Did  you  ever  hear  him  sing  ‘ Tom 
Bowling?’  ” 

“ No,  never,  sir.  Why,  Hardy,  you  never 
told  me  you  could  sing.” 


“ ‘Tom  Bowling,’  or,  ‘The  wind  that  blows, 
and  the  ship  that  goes,  and  the  lass  that  loves 
a sailor.’  ” 

“By -the -way,  why  shouldn’t  we  have  a 
song?”  said  Tom.  “What  do  you  say.  Cap- 
tain Hardy  ?” 

The  Captain  winced  a little  as  he  saw  his 


“You  never  asked  me,”  said  Hardy,  laugh- 
ing ; “ but  if  I sing  for  my  father,  he  must  spin 
us  a yarn.” 

“ Oh  yes  ; will  you,  sir?” 

“ I’ll  do  my  best,  Mr.  Brown  ; but  I don't 
know  that  you’ll  care  to  listen  to  my  old  yarns. 
Jack  thinks  every  body  must  like  them  as  well 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


as  he,  who  used  to  hear  them  when  he  was  a 
child.” 

“ Thank  you,  sir ; that’s  famous.  Now,  Har- 
dy, strike  up.” 

* “After  you.  You  must  set  the  example  in 
your  own  rooms.” 

So  Tom  sang  his  song.  And  the  noise 
brought  Drysdale  and  another  man  up,  who 
were  loitering  in  quad  on  the  look-out  for  some- 
thing to  do.  Drysdale  and  the  Captain  recog- 
nized one  another,  and  were  friends  at  once. 
And  then  Hardy  sang  “ Tom  Bowling,”  in  a 
style  which  astonished  the  rest  not  a little,  and 
as  usual  nearly  made  his  father  cry  ; and  Blake 
sang,  and  Drysdale,  and  the  other  man.  And 
then  the  Captain  was  called  on  for  his  yarn ; 
and,  the  general  voice  being  for  “something 
that  had  happened  to  him,”  “ the  strangest 
thing  that  had  ever  happened  to  him  at  sea,” 
the  old  gentleman  laid  down  his  pipe  and  sat 
up  in  his  chair,  with  his  hands  on  his  stick,  and 
began.  — . 

THE  captain’s  STOKY. 

It  will  be  forty  years  ago  next  month  since 
the  ship  I W'as  then  in  came  home  from  the 
West  Indies  station  and  was  paid  off.  I had 
nowhere  in  particular  to  go  just  then,  ajid  so 
was  very  glad  to  get  a letter,  the  morning  after 
I went  ashore  at  Portsmouth,  asking  me  to  go 
down  to  Plymouth  for  a week  or  so.  It  came 
from  an  old  sailor,  a friend  of  my  family,  who 
had  been  Commodore  of  the  fleet.  He  lived  at 
Plymouth  ; he  was  a thorough  old  sailor — what 
you  young  men  would  call  “an  old  salt” — and 
couldn’t  live  out  of  sight  of  the  blue  sea  and  the 
shipping.  It  is  a disease  that  a good  many  of 
us  take  who  have  spent  our  best  years  on  the 
sea.  I have  it  myself — a sort  of  feeling  that 
we  must  be  under  another  kind  of  Providence, 
when  we  look  out  and  see  a hill  on  this  side 
and  a hill  on  that.  It’s  wonderful  to  see  the 
trees  come  out  and  the  corn  grow,  but  then  it 
doesn’t  come  so  home  to  an  old  sailor.  I know 
that  we’re  all  just  as  much  under  the  Lord’s 
hand  on  shore  as  at  sea ; but  you  can’t  read  in 
a book  you  haven’t  been  used  to,  and  they  that 
go  down  to  the  sea  in  ships,  they  see  the  works 
of  the  Lord  and  His  wonders  in  tlie  deep.  It 
isn’t  their  fault  if  they  don’t  see  His  wonders 
on  the  land  so  easily  as  other  people. 

But  for  all  that,  there’s  no  man  enjoys  a 
cruise  in  the  country  more  than  a sailor.  It’s 
forty  years  ago  since  I started  for  Plymouth, 
but  I haven’t  forgotten  the  road  a bit,  or  how 
beautiful  it  was ; all  through  the  New  Forest, 
and  over  Salisbury  Plain,  and  then  on  by  the 
mail  to  Exeter,  and  through  Devonshire.  It 
took  me  three  days  to  get  to  Plymouth,  for  we 
didn’t  get  about  so  quick  in  those  days. 

The  Commodore  was  very  kind  to  me  when 
I got  there,  and  I went  about  with  him  to  the 
ships  in  the  bay,  and  through  the  dock-yard, 
and  picked  up  a good  deal  that  was  of  use  to 
me  afterwards.  I was  a lieutenant  in  those 
days,  and  had  seen  a good  deal  of  service,  and 


I found  the  old  Commodore  had  a great-nephew 
whom  he  had  adopted,  and  had  set  his  whole 
heart  upon.  He  was.  an  old  bachelor  himself, 
but  the  boy  had  come  to  live  with  him,  and  w'as 
to  go  to  sea ; so  he  wanted  to  put  him  under 
some  one  who  would  give  an  eye  to  him  for  the 
first  year  or  two.  He  was  a light  slip  of  a boy 
then,  fourteen  years  old,  with  deep-set  blue  eyes 
and  long  eyelashes,  and  cheeks  like  a giiTs,  but 
as  bi'ave  as  a lion  and  as  merry  as  a lark.  The 
old  gentleman  w'as  very  pleased  to  see  that  we 
took. to  one  another.  We  used  to  bathe  and 
boat  together ; and  he  was  never  tired  of  hear- 
ing my  stories  about  the  great  admirals,  and 
the  fleet,  and  the  stations  I had  been  on. 

Well,  it  was  agreed  that  I should  apply  for  a 
ship  again  directly,  and  go  up  to  London  with  a 
letter  to  the  Admiralty  from  the  Commodore,  to 
help  things  on.  After  a month  or  two  I was 
appointed  to  a brig  lying  at  Spithead  ; and  so 
I wrote  off  to  the  Commodore,  and  he  got 
his  boy  a midshipman’s  birth  on  board,  and 
brought  him  to  Portsmouth  himself  a day  or 
two  before  we  sailed  for  the  Mediterranean. 
The  old  gentleman  came  on  board  to  see  his 
boy’s  hammock  slung,  and  went  below  into  the 
cockpit  to  make  sure  that  all  was  right.  He 
only  left  us  by  the  pilot-boat  when  we  were  well 
out  in  the  Channel.  He  was  very  low  at  part- 
ing from  his  boy,  but  bore  up  as  well  as  he 
could  ; and  we  promised  to  write  to  him  from 
Gibraltar,  and  as  often  afterwards  as  we  had  a 
chance. 

I was  soon  as  proud  and  fond  of  little  Tom 
Holdsworth  as  if  he  had  been  my  own  younger 
brother ; and,  for  that  matter,  so  were  all  the 
crew,  from  our  captain  to  the  cook’s  boy.  He 
was  such  a gallant  youngster,  and  yet  so  gentle. 
In  one  cutting-out  business  we  had,  he  climbed 
over  the  boatswain’s  shoulders,  and  Avas  almost 
first  on  deck ; hoAv  he  came  out  of  it  without  a 
scratch  I can’t  think  to  this  day.  But  he  hadn’t 
a bit  of  bluster  in  him,  and  was  as  kind  as  a 
woman  to  any  one  who  ivas  wounded  or  down 
with  sickness. 

After  we  had  been  out  about  a year  we  were 
sent  to  cruise  off  Malta,  on  the  look-out  for  the 
French  fleet.  It  was  a long  business,  and  the 
post  wasn’t  so  good  then  as  it  is  now.  We 
Avere  sometimes  for  months  Avithout  getting  a 
letter,  and  kncAv  nothing  of  what  aa^s  happening 
at  home,  or  anywhere  else.  We  had  a sick 
time  too  on  board,  and  at  last  he  got  a fever. 
He  bore  up  against  it  like  a man,  and  wouldn’t 
knock  oft'  duty  for  a long  time.  He  A\'as  mid- 
shipman of  my  watch  ; so  I used  to  make  him 
turn  in  early,  and  tried  to  ease  things  to  him 
as  much  as  I could ; but  he  didn’t  pick  up,  and 
I began  to  get  very  anxious  about  him.  I talk- 
ed to  the  doctor,  and  turned  matters  over  in  my 
mind,  and  at  last  I came  to  think  he  wouldn’t 
get  any  better  unless  he  could  sleep  out  of  the 
cockpit.  So,  one  night,  the  20th  of  October  it 
was — I remember  it  Avell  enough,  better  than  I 
remember  any  day  since  ; it  Avas  a dirty  night, 
bloAving  half  a gale  of  Avind  from  the  soutliAvard, 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


Ill 


and  we  were  under  close-reefed  topsails — I had 
the  first  watch,  and  at  nine  o’clock  I sent  him 
down  to  my  cabin  to  sleep  there,  where  he  would 
be  fresher  and  quieter,  and  I was  to  turn  into 
his  hammock  when  my  watch  was  over. 

I was  on  deck  three  hours  or  so  sfter  he 
went  down,  and  the  weather  became  dirtier 
and  dirtier,  and  the  scud  drove  by,  and  the 
wind  sang  and  hummed  through  the  rigging — 
it  made  me  melancholy  to  listen  to  it.  I 
could  think  of  nothing  but  the  youngster 
down  below,  and  what  I should  say  to  his 
poor  old  uncle  if  any  thing  happened.  Well, 
soon  after  midnight  1 went  down  and  turned 
into  his  hammock.  I didn’t  go  to  sleep  at 
once,  for  I remember  very  well  listening  to 
the  creaking  of  the  ship’s  timbers  as  she 
rose  to  the  swell,  and  watching  the  lamp, 
which  was  slung  from  the  ceiling,  and  gave 
light  enough  to  make  out  the  other  hammocks 
swinging  slowly  all  together.  At  last,  how- 
ever, I dropped  off,  and  I reckon  I must  have 
been  asleep  about  an  hour,  when  I woke  with 
a start.  iFor  the  first  moment  I didn’t  see 
any  thing  but  the  swinging  hammocks  and  the 
lamp  ; but  then  suddenly  I became  aware  that 
some  one  was  standing  by  my  hammock,  and 
I saw  the  figure  as  plainly  as  I see  any  one 
of  you  now,  for  the  foot  of  the  hammock  was 
close  to  the  lamp,  and  the  light  struck  full 
across  on  the  head  and  shoulders,  which  was 
all-  that  I could  see  of  him.  There  he  was, 
the  old  Commodore  ; his  grizzled  hair  com- 
ing out  from  under  a red  woollen  nightcap, 
and  his  shoulders  wrapped  in  an  old  thread- 
bare blue  dressing-gown  which  I had  often 
seen  him  in.  His  face  looked  pale  and  drawn, 
and  there  was  a wistful,  disappointed  look 
about  the  eyes.  I was  so  taken  aback  I could 
not  speak,  but  lay  watching  him.  He  looked 
full  at  my  face  once  or  twice,  but  didn’t  seem 
to  recognize  me ; and,  just  as  I was  getting 
back  my  tongue  and  going  to  speak,  he  said 
slowly : “ Where’s  Tom  ? this  is  his  hammock. 
I can’t  see  Tom and  then  he  looked  vaguely 
about  and  passed  away  somehow,  but  how  I 
couldn’t  see.  In  a moment  or  two  I jumped 
out  and  hurried  to  my  cabin,  but  young  Holds- 
worth  was  fast  asleep.  I sat  down  and  wrote 
down  just  what  I had  seen,  making  a note  of 
the  exact  time — twenty  minutes  to  two.  I 
didn’t  turn  in  again,  but  sat  watching  the 
youngster.  When  he  woke  I asked  him  if  he 
had  heard  any  thing  of  his  great-uncle  by  the 
last  mail.  Yes,  he  had  heard ; the  old  gen- 
tleman was  rather  feeble,  but  nothing  par- 
ticular the  matter.  I kept  my  own  counsel, 
and  never  told  a soul  in  the  ship ; and,  when 
the  mail  came  to  hand  a few  days  afterwards 
with  a letter  from  the  Commodore  to  his 
nephew,  dated  late  in  September,  saying  that 
he  was  well,  I thought  the  figure  by  my  ham- 
mock must  have  been  all  my  own  fancy. 

However,  by  the  next  mail  came  the  news 
of  the  old  Commodore’s  deatli.  It  had  been 
a very  sudden  break-up,  his  executor  said.  He 


had  left  all  his  property,  which  was  not  much, 
to  his  great-nephew,  who  was  to  get  leave  to 
come  home  as  soon  as  he  could. 

The  first  time  we  touched  at  Malta,  Tom 
Holdsworth  left  us  and  went  home.  We  fol- 
lowed about  two  years  afterwards,  and  the  first 
thing  I did  after  landing  was  to  find  out  the 
Commodore’s  executor.  He  was  a quiet,  dry 
little  Plymouth  lawyer,  and  very  civilly  an- 
swered all  my  questions  about  the  last  days  of 
my  old  friend.  At  last  I asked  him  to  tell  me 
as  near  as  he  could  the  time  of  his  deatli : 
and  he  put  on  his  spectacles,  and  got  his  diary 
and  turned  over  the  leaves.  I was  quite  nerv- 
ous till  he  looked  up  and  said  : “Twenty-five 
minutes  to  two,  sir,  a.m.,  on  the  morning  of  Oc- 
tober 21st ; or  it  might  be  a few  minutes  later.” 

“How  do  you  mean,  sir  ?”  I asked. 

“ Well,”  he  said,  “it  is  an  odd  story.  The 
doctor  was  sitting  with  me  watching  the  old 
man,  and,  as  I tell  you,  at  twenty-five  min- 
utes to  two  he  got  up  and  said  it  was  all  over. 
We  stood  together,  talking  in  whispers  for,  it 
might  be,  four  or  five  minutes,  when  the  body 
seemed  to  move.  He  was  an  odd  old  man, 
you  know,  the  Commodore,  and  we  never  could 
get  him  properly  to  bed ; but  he  lay  in  his  red 
night-cap  and  old  dressing-gown,  with  a blank- 
et over  him.  It  was  not  a pleasant  sight,  I 
can  tell  you,  sir.  I don’t  think  one  of  you 
gentlemen,  who  are  bred  to  face  all  manner  of 
dangers,  would  have  liked  it.  As  I was  say- 
ing, the  body  first  moved,  and  then  sat  up, 
propping  itself  behind  with  its  hands.  The 
eyes  were  Avide  open,  and  he  looked  at  us  for 
a moment,  and  said  sloAvly,  ‘I  have  been  to 
the  Mediterranean,  but  I didn’t  see  Tom.’ 
Then  the  body  sank  back  again,  and  this  time 
the  old  Commodore  was  really  dead.  But  it 
was  not  a pleasant  thing  to  happen  to  one,  sir. 
I do  not  remember  any  thing  like  it  in  my  forty 
years’  practice.” 


CHAPTER  XXII. 

DEPAKTURES  EXPECTED  AND  UNEXPECTED. 

There  was  a silence  of  a few  seconds  after 
the  Captain  had  finished  his  story,  all  the  men 
sitting  with  eyes  fixed  on  him,  and  not  a little 
surprised  at  the  results  of  their  call.  Drysdale 
was  the  first  to  break  the  silence,  which  he  did 
with  a “By  George!”  and  a long  respiration; 
but,  as  he  did  not  seem  prepared  with  any  fur- 
ther remark,  Tom  took  up  the  running. 

“What  a strange  Story!”  he  said;  “and 
that  really  happened  to  you.  Captain  Hardy  ?” 

“ To  me,  sir,  in  the  Mediterranean,  more  than 
forty  years  ago.” 

‘ ‘ The  strangest  thing  about  it  is  that  the  old 
Commodore  should  have  managed  to  get  all 
the  way  to  the  ship,  and  then  not  lun^e  known 
where  his  nephew  was,”  said  Blake. 

“ He  only  knew  his  nephew’s  berth,  you  see, 
sir,”  said  the  Captain. 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“But  he  might  have  beat  about  through  the 
ship  till  he  had  found  him.” 

“You  must  remember  that  he  was  at  his  last 
breath,  sir,”  said  the  Captain;  “you  can’t  ex- 
pect a man  to  have  his  head  clear  at  such  a mo- 
ment.” 

“Not  a man,  perhaps  ; but  I should  a ghost,” 
said  Blake. 

“ Time  was  every  thing  to  him,”  went  on  the 
Captain,  without  regarding  the  interruption, 
“ space  nothing.  But  the  strangest  part  of  it 
is  that  I should  have  seen  the  figure  at  all.  It’s 
true  I had  been  thinking  of  the  old  uncle,  be- 
cause of  the  boy’s  illness ; but  I can’t  suppose 
he  was  thinking  of  me,  and,  as  I say,  he  never 
recognized  me.  I have  taken  a great  deal  of 
interest  in  such  matters  since  that  time,  but  I 
have  never  met  with  just  such  a case  as  this.” 

“No,  that  is  the  puzzle.  One  can  fancy  his 
appearing  to  his  nephew  well  enough,”  said 
Tom. 

“We  can’t  account  for  these  things,  or  for  a 
good  many  other  things  which  ought  to  be  quite 
as  startling,  only  we  see  them  every  day.  But 
now  I think  it  is  time  for  us  to  be  going,  eh 
Jack  ?”  and  the  Captain  and  his  son  rose  to  go. 

Tom  saw  that  it  would  be  no  kindness  to 
them  to  try  to  prolong  the  sitting,  and  so  he  got 
up  too,  to  accompany  them  to  the  gates.  This 
broke  up  the  party.  Before  going,  Drysdale, 
after  whispering  to  Tom,  tvent  up  to  Captain 
Hardy,  and  said  : 

“I  want  to  ask  you  to  do  me  a favor,  sir. 
Will  you  and  your  son  breakfast  with  me  to-mor- 
row ?” 

“We  shall  be  very  happy,  sir,”  said  the  Cap- 
tain. 

“ I think,  father,  3mu  had  better  breakfast 
with  me,  quietly.  We  are  much  obliged  to 
Mr.  Drysdale,  but  I can’t  give  up  a whole  morn- 
ing. Besides,  I have  several  things  to  talk  to 
you  about.” 

“Nonsense,  Jack,”  blurted  out  the  old  sailor ; 
“ leave  your  books  alone  for  one  morning.  I’m 
come  u])  here  to  enjoy  myself,  and  see  your 
friends.” 

Hardy  gave  a slight  shrug  of  his  shoulders  at 
the  word  friends,  and  Drysdale,  who  saw  it, 
looked  a little  confused.  He  had  never  asked 
Hardy  to  his  rooms  before.  The  Ca))tain  saw 
that  something  was  the  matter,  and  hastened  in 
his  own  way  to  make  all  smooth  again. 

“Never  mind  Jack,  sir,”  he  said  ; “he  shall 
come.  It’s  a great  treat  to  me  to  be  with  young 
men,  especially  when  they  are  friends  of  rny 
boy.” 

“I  hope  j'ou’ll  come  as  a personal  favor  to 
me,”  saidDrysdale,  turning  to  Hard}'.  “Brown, 
you’ll  bring  him,  won’t  you  ?” 

“Oh  yes,  I’m  sure  he’ll  come,”  said  Tom. 

“ That’s  .all  right.  Good-night,  then  and 
Drysdale  went  off. 

Hardy  and  Tom  accompanied  the  Captain  to 
the  gate.  During  his  passage  across  the  two 
quadrangles,  the  old  gentleman  was  full  of  the 
praises  of  the  men,  and  of  protestations  as  to 


the  improvement  in  social  manners  and  customs 
since  his  day,  when  there  could  have  been  no 
such  meeting,  he  declared,  without  blackguard- 
ism and  drunkenness,  at  least  among  young  of- 
ficers ; but  then  they  had  less  to  think  of  than 
Oxford  men,  no  proper  education.  And  so  the 
Captain  was  evidently  travelling  back  into  the 
great  trireme  question  when  they  reached  the 
gate.  As  they  could  go  no  farther  with  him, 
however,  he  had  to  carry  away  his  solution  of 
the  three-banks-of-oars  difficulty  in  his  own  bo- 
som to  the  Mitre. 

“Don’t  let  us  go  in,”  said  Tom,  as  the  gate 
closed  on  the  Captain,  and  they  turned  back 
into  the  quadrangle;  “let  us  take  a turn  or 
two;”  so  they  walked  up  and  down  the  inner 
quad  in  the  starlight. 

Just  at  first  they  were  a good  deal  embarrass- 
ed and  confused  ; but  before  long,  though  not 
without  putting  considerable  force  on  himself, 
Tom  got  back  into  something  like  his  old  famil- 
iar way  of  unbosoming  himself  to  his  re-found 
friend,  and  Hardy  showed  more  than  his  old 
anxiety  to  meet  him  half-way.  His  ready  and 
undisguised  sympathy  soon  dispersed  the  few 
remaining  clouds  which  were  still  hanging  be- 
tween them  ; and  Tom  found  it  almost  a pleas- 
ure, instead  of  a dreary  task,  as  he  had  antici- 
pated, to  make  a full  confession,  and  state  the 
case  clearly  and  strongly  against  himself  to  one 
who  claimed  neither  by  word  nor  look  the  least 
superiority  over  him,  and  never  seemed  to  .re- 
member that  he  himself  had  been  ill-treated  in 
the  matter. 

“He  had  such  a chance  of  lecturing  me  and 
didn’t  do  it,”  thought  Tom  afterwards,  when  he 
was  considering  why  he  felt  so  very  grateful  to 
Hardy.  “It  was  so  cunning  of  him,  too.  If 
he  had  begun  lecturing,  I should  have  begun  to 
defend  myself,  and  never  have  felt  half  such  a 
scamp  as  I did  when  I was  telling  it  all  cut  to 
him  in  my  own  way.” 

The  result  of  Hardy’s  management  was  that 
Tom  made  a clean  breast  of  it,  telling  every 
thing  down  to  his  night  at  the  ragged  school ; 
and  what  an  effect  his  chance  opening  of  the 
“Apology”  had  had  on  him.  Here  for  the 
first  time  Hardy  came  in  with  his  usual  dry, 
keen  voice;  “You  needn’t  have  gone  so  far 
back  as  Plato  for  that  lesson.” 

“I  don’t  understand,”  said  Tom. 

“Well,  there’s  something  about  an  indwell- 
ing spirit  which  guideth  every  man  in  St. 
Paul,  isn’t  there  ?” 

“Yes,  a great  deal,”  Tom  answered,  after  a 
pause  ; “ but  it  isn’t  the  same  thing.” 

“ Why  not  the  same  thing  ?” 

“ Oh,  surely  you  must  feel  it.  It  would  be 
almost  blasphemy  in  us  now  to  talk  as  St.  Paul 
talked.  It  is  much  easier  to  face  the  notion, 
or  the  fact,  of  a demon  or  spirit  such  as  Socra- 
tes felt  to  be  in  him,  than  to  face  what  St.  Paul 
seems  to  be  meaning.” 

“Yes,  much  easier.  The  only  question  is 
whether  we  will  be  heathens  or  not.” 

“ How  do  you  moan  ?”  said  Tom. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


113 


“Why,  a spirit  was  speaking  to  Socrates, 
r.iid  guiding  him.  lie  obeyed  the  guidance, 
but  knew  not  whence  it  came.  A spirit  is 
striving  with  us  too,  and  trying  to  guide  us — we 
feel  that  just  as  much  as  he  did.  Do  we  know 
what  spirit  it  is?  whence  it  comes?  Will  we 
obey  it?  If  we  can’t  name  it — know  no  more 
of  it  than  he  knew  about  his  demon,  of  course 
we  are  in  no  better  position  than  he — in  fact, 
heathens.” 

Tom  made  no  answer,  and,  after  a slight 
turn  or  two  more.  Hardy  said,  “Let  us  go  in 
and  they  went  to  his  rooms.  When  the  can- 
dles were  lighted,  Tom  saw  the  array  of  books 
on  the  table,  several  of  them  open,  and  remem- 
bered how  near  the  examinations  were. 

“ I see  you  want  to  work,”  he  said.  “ Well, 
good-night.  I know  how  fellows  like  you  hate 
being  thanked — there,  you  needn’t  wince;  I’m 
not  going  to  try  it  on.  The  best  way  to  thank 
you,  I know,  is  to  go  straight  for  the  future. 
I’ll  do  that,  please  God,  this  time  at  any  rate. 
Now  what  ought  I to  do.  Hardy?” 

“Well,  it’s  very  hard  to  say.  I’ve  thought 
about  it  a great  deal  this  last  few  days — since  I 
felt  you  were  coming  round — but  can’t  make 
up  my  mind.  How  do  you  feel  yourself? 
What’s  your  own  instinct  about  it?’,’ 

“Of  course,  I must  break  it  all  off  at  once, 
completely,”  said  Tom,  mournfully,  and  half 
hoping  that  Hardy  might  not  agree  with  him. 

“ Of  course,”  answered  Hardy  ; “ but  how  ?” 
“In  the  way  that  will  pain  her  least.  I 
would  sooner  lose  my  hand  or  bite  my  tongue 
off  than  that  she  should  feel  lowered,  or  lose 
any  self-respect,  you  know,”  said  Tom,  looking 
helplessly  at  his  fri.end. 

“Yes,  that’s  all  right — you  must  take  all  you 
can  on  your  own  shoulders.  It  must  leave  a 
sting,  though,  for  both  of  you,  manage  how  you 
will.” 

“But  I can’t  bear  to  let  her  think  I don’t  care 
for  her — I needn’t  do  that — I can’t  do  that.” 

“I  don’t  know  what  to  advise.  However,  I 
believe  I was  wrong  in  thinking  she  cared  for 
you  so  much.  She  will  be  hurt,  of  course — she 
can’t  help  being  hurt — but  it  won’t  be  so  bad  as 
I used  to  think.” 

Tom  made  no  answer;  in  spite  of  all  his 
good  resolutions,  he  was  a little  piqued  at  this 
last  speech.  Hardy  went  on  presently,  “I 
wish  she  were  well  out  of  Oxford.  It’s  a bad 
town  for  a girl  to  be  living  in,  especially  as  a 
bar-maid  in  a place  which  we  haunt.  I don’t 
know  that  she  will  take  much  harm  now ; but 
it’s  a very  trying  thing  for  a girl  of  that  sort  to 
be  thrown  every  day  among  a dozen  young 
men  above  her  in  rank,  and  not  one  in  ten  of 
whom  has  any  manliness  about  him.” 

“How  do  you  mean — no  manliness ?” 

“I  mean  that  a girl  in  her  position  isn’t  safe 
with  us.  If  we  had  any  manliness  in  us  she 
would  be — ” 

“You  can’t  expect  all  men  to  be  blocks  of 
ice,  or  milksops,”  said  Tom,  who  was  getting 
nettled. 


“ D:;n’t  think  that  I meant  you,”  said  Hardy  ; 
“indeed  I didn’t.  But  surely,  think  a mo- 
ment ; is  it  a proof  of  manliness  that  the  pure 
and  the  weak  should  fear  you  and  shrink  from 
you  ? Which  is  the  true — aye,  and  the  brave 
— man,  he  who  trembles  before  a woman  or  he 
before  whom  a woman  trembles?” 

“Neither,”  said  Tom  ; “but  I see  what  you 
mean,  and  when  you  put  it  that  way  it's  clear 
enough.” 

“But  you’re  wrong  in  saying  ‘neither’  if 
you  do  see  what  I mean.”  Tom  was  silent. 
“ Can  there  be  any  true  manliness  without 
purity  ?”  went  on  Hardy.  Tom  drew  a deep 
breath,  but  said  nothing.  “And  where  then 
can  you  point  to  a place  where  there  is  so  little 
manliness  as  here  ? It  makes  my  blood  boil  to 
see  what  one  must  see  everyday.  There  are  a 
set  of  men  up  here,  and  have  been  ever  since 
I can  remember  the  place,  not  one  of  whom 
can  look  at  a inodest  woman  without  making 
her  shudder.” 

“There  must  always  be  some  blackguards,’' 
said  Tom. 

“ Yes ; but  unluckily  the  blackguards  set  the 
fashion,  and  give  the  tone  to  public  opinion. 
I'm  sure  both  of  us  have  seen  enough  to  know 
perfectly  well  that  up  .here,  among  us  under- 
graduates, men  who  are  deliberately  and  avow- 
edly profligates,  are  rather  admired  and  courted 
— are  said  to  know  the  world,  and  all  that ; 
while  a man  who  tries  to  lead  a pure  life,  and 
makes  no  secret  of  it,  is  openly  sneered  at  by 
them,  looked  down  on  more  or  less  by  the  great 
mass  of  men,  and,  to  use  the  word  you  used 
just  now,  thought  a milksop  by  almost  all.” 

“I  don’t  think  it  is  so  bad  as  that,”  said 
Tom.  “There  are  many  men  who  would  re- 
speet  him,  though  they  might  not  be  able  to  fol- 
low him.” 

“ Of  course,  I never  meant  that  there  are  not 
many  such,  but  they  don’t  set  the  fashion.  I 
am  sure  I'm  right.  Let  us  try  it  by  the  best 
test.  Haven’t  you  and  I in  our  secret  hearts 
this  cursed  feeling,  that  the  sort  of  man  we  are 
talking  of  is  a milksop  ?” 

After  a moment’s  thought,  Tom  answered : 
“ I am  afraid  I have,  but  I really  am  thorough- 
1}"  ashamed  of  it  now.  Hardy.  But  you  haven’t 
it.  If  you  had  it,  you  could  never  have  spoken 
to  me  as  you  have.” 

“I  beg  your  pardon.  No  man  is  more  open 
than  I to  the  bad  influences  of  any  place  he  lives 
in.  God  knows  I am  even  as  other  men,  and 
worse ; for  I have  been  taught,  ever  since  I 
could  speak,  that  the  crown  of  all  real  manli- 
ness, of  all  Christian  manliness,  is  purity.” 
Neither  of  the  two  spoke  for  some  minutes. 
Then  Hardy  looked  at  his  watch  : 

“Past  eleven,”  he  said.  “ I must  do  some 
w'ork.  'Well,  Brown,  this  will  be  a day  to  be 
remembered  in  my  calendar.” 

Tom  wrung  his  hand,  but  did  not  venture  to 
reply.  As  he  got  to  the  door,  however,  he 
turned  back,  and  said  : 

“Do  you  think  I ought  to  w'rite  to  her?” 


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“Well,  you  can  try.  You’ll  find  it  a bitter 
business,  I fear.” 

“I’ll  try,  then.  Good-night.” 

Tom  went  to  his  own  rooms,  and  set  to  work 
to  write  his  letter ; and  certainly  found  it  as 
difficult  and  unpleasant  a task  as  he  had  ever 
set  himself  to  work  upon.  Half  a dozen  times 
he  tore  up  sheet  after  sheet  of  his  attempts,  and 
got  up  and  walked  about,  and  plunged  and 
kicked  mentally  against  the  collar  and  traces  in 
which  he  had  harnessed  himself  by  his  friend’s 
help — trying  to  convince  himself  that  Hardy 
was  a Puritan,  W’ho  had  lived  quite  differently 
from  other  men,  and  knew  nothing  of  what  a 
man  ought  to  do  in  a case  like  this.  That  after 
all  very  little  harm  had  been  done ! The  world 
would  never  go  on  at  all  if  people  were  to  be  so 
scrupulous  ! Probably  not  another  man  in  the 
college,  except  Grey,  perhaps,  would  think  any- 
thing of  what  he  had  done!  Done! — why, 
what  had  he  done  ? Pie  couldn’t  be  taking  it 
more  seriously  if  he  had  ruined  her  ! 

At  this  point  he  managed  to  bring  himself 
up  sharp  again  more  than  once.  “No  thanks 
to  me,  at  any  rate,  that  she  isn’t  ruined.  Had 
I any  pity,  any  scruples  ? My  God,  what  a 
mean,  selfish  rascal  I have  been !”  and  then  he 
sat  down  again,  and  wrote,  and  scratched  out 
what  he  had  written,  till  the  other  fit  came  on, 
and  something  of  the  same  process  had  to  be 
gone  through  again. 

We  must  all  recognize  the  process,  and  re- 
member many  occasions  on  which  we  have  had 
to  put  bridle  and  bit  on,  and  rid  ourselves  as  if 
we  had  been  horses  or  mules  without  under- 
standing ; and  what  a trying  business  it  was — 
as  bad  as.  getting  a young  colt  past  a gypsy  en- 
campment in  a narrow  lane. 

At  last,  after  many  trials,  Tom  got  himself 
well  in  hand,  and  produced  something  which 
seemed  to  satisfy  him  ; for,  after  reading  it 
three  or  four  times,  he  put  it  in  a cover,  with  a 
small  case,  which  he  produced  from  his  desk, 
sealed  it,  directed  it,  and  then  went  to  bed. 

Next  morning,  after  chapel,  he  joined  Hardy, 
and  walked  to  his  rooms  with  him,  and,  after  a 
few  -words  on  indifferent  matters,  said  : 

“ Well,  I wrote  my  letter  last  night.’’ 

“Did  you  satisfy  yourself?” 

“ Yes,  I think  so.  I don’t  know,  though,  on 
second  thoughts  : it  was  very  tough  work.” 

“ I was  afraid  you  would  find  it  so.” 

“But  wouldn’t  you  like  to  see  it  ?” 

“No,  thank  you.  I suppose  my  father  will 
be  here  directly.” 

“But  I wish  you  would  read  it,  though,” 
said  Tom,  producing  a copy. 

“Well,  if  you  wish  it,  I suppose  I must; 
but  I don’t  see  howl  can  do  any  good.” 

Hardy  took  the  letter  and  sat  down,  and  Tom 
drew  a chair  close  to  him,  and  watched  his  face 
while  he  read : 

“It  is  best  for  us  both  that  I should  not  .sec 
you  any  more,  at  least  at  present.  I feel  that 
I have  done  you  a great  wrong.  I dare  not  say 
much  to  you,  for  fear  of  making  that  wrong 


greater.  I can  not,  I need  not  tell  you  how  I 
despise  myself  now — how  I long  to  make  you 
any  amends  in  my  power.  If  ever  I can  be  of 
any  service  to  you,  i do  hope  that  nothing  which 
lias  passed  Avill  hinder  you  from  applying  to 
me.  You  will  not  believe  how  it  pains  me  to 
Avrite  this;  hoAv  should  you?  I don’t  deseiwe 
that  you  should  believe  any  thing  I say.  I 
must  seem  heartless  to  you  ; I have  been,  I am 
heartless.  I hardly  knoAv  Avhat  I am  Avriting. 
I shall  long  all  my  life  to  hear  good  ncAvs  of 
you.  I don’t  ask  you  to  pardon  me,  but  if  a’Ou 
can  prevail  on  yourself  not  to  send  back  the  in- 
closed, and  Avill  keep  it  as  a small  remembrance 
of  one  who  is  deeply  sorry  for  the  wrong  he  has 
done  you,  but  Avho  can  not  and  will  not  say  ho 
is  sorry  that  he  ever  met  you,  you  will  be  add- 
ing another  to  the  many  kindnesses  Avhich  I 
haA'e  to  thank  you  for,  and  AA'hich  I shall  never 
forget.” 

Hardy  read  it  OA'er  several  times,  as  Tom 
Avatched  impatiently,  unable  to  make  out  any 
thing  from  his  face. 

“What  do  you  think?  You  don’t  think 
there’s  any  thing  Avrong  in  it,  I hope  ?” 

“No,  indeed,  my  dear  felloAV.  I really  think 
it  does  you  credit.  I don’t  knoAVAvhat  else  you 
could  have  said  A-ery  Avell,  only — ” 

“ Only  Avhat?” 

“ Couldn’t  you  have  made  it  a little  shorter?” 
“ No,  I couldn’t;  but  you  don’t  mean  that. 
What  did  jmu  mean  by  that  ‘ only?’  ” 

“Why,  I don’t  think  this  letter  Avill  end  the 
business  ; at  least  I’m  afraid  not.” 

“But  Avhat  more  could  I haA'e  said?” 
“Nothing  more,  certainly;  but  couldn’t  you 
haA'e  been  a little  quieter — it’s  difficult  to  get  the 
right  word — a little  cooler,  perhaps.  Couldn’t 
you  have  made  the  part  about  not  seeing  her 
again  a little  more  decided?” 

“But  you  said  I needn’t  pretend  I didn't 
care  for  her.” 

“Did  I?” 

“ Yes.  Besides,  it  Avould  haA'e  been  a lie.” 
“I  don’t  AA'ant  you  to  tell  a lie,  certainly. 
But  how  about  this  ‘small  remembrance’  that 
you  speak  of?  What’s  that?” 

“ Oh,  nothing  ; only  a little  locket  I bought 
for  her.” 

“With  some  of  your  hair  in  it?” 

“Well,  of  course.  Come  noAv,  there’s  no 
harm  in  that.” 

“No;  no  harm.  Do  you  think  she  will 
wear  it  ?” 

“ How  can  I tell  ?” 

“It  may  make  her  think  it  isn’t  all  at  an 
end,  I’m  afraid.  If  she  always  w'ears  your 
hair — ” 

‘ ‘ By  Jove,  you’re  too  bad,  Hardy.  I wish 
you  had  had  to  Avrite  it  yourself.  It’s  all  very 
easy  to  pull  my  letter  to  pieces,  I dare  say, 
but — ” 

“I  didn’t  Avant  to  read  it,  remember.” 

“No  more  you  did.  I forgot.  But  I wish 
3'ou  Avould  just  Avrite  doAvn  now  what  you  would 
haA'e  said.” 


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“ Yes,  I think  I see  myself  at  it.  By-the- 
way,  of  course  you  have  sent  your  letter?” 

“ Yes,  I sent  it  off  before  chapel.” 

“I  thought  so.  In  that  case  I don’t  think 
we  need  trouble  ourselves  further  with  the  form 
of  the  document.” 

“Oh,  that’s  only  shirking.  How  do  you 
know  I may  not  want  it  for  the  next  occasion  ?” 
“ No,  no  ! Don’t  let  us  begin  laughing  about 
it.  A man  never  ought  to  have  to  write  such 
letters  twice  in  his  life.  If  he  has,  why  he  may 
get  a good  enough  precedent  for  the  second  out 
of  the  ‘ Complete  Letter-writer.’  ” 

“ So  you  won’t  correct  my  copy  ?” 

“ No,  not  I.” 

At  this  point  in  their  dialogue.  Captain  Har- 
dy appeared  on  the  scene,  and  the  party  went 
off  to  Drysdale’s  to  breakfast. 

Captain  Hardy’s  visit  to  St.  Ambrose  was  a 
great  success.  He  staid  some  four  or  five  days, 
and  saw  every  thing  that  was  to  be  seen,  and 
enjoyed  it  ail  in  a sort  of  reverent  way  which 
was  almost  comic.  Tom  devoted  himself  to  the 
work  of  cicerone,  and  did  his  best  to  do  the 
work  thoroughly.  Oxford  was  a sort  of  Utopia 
to  the  Captain,  who  was  resolutely  bent  on  see- 
ing nothing  but  beauty  and  learning  and  wis- 
dom within  the  precincts  of  the  university.  On 
one  or  two  occasions  his  faith  was  tried  sorely 
by  the  sight  of  young  gentlemen  gracefully  ap- 
parelled, dawdling  along  two  together  in  low 
easy  pony  carriages,  or  lying  on  their  backs  in 
punts  for  hours,  smoking,  with  not  even  a “Bell’s 
Life”  by  them  to  pass  the  time.  Dawdling  and 
doing  nothing  were  the  objects  of  his  special  ab- 
horrence ; but  with  this  trifling  exception  the 
Captain  continued  steadily  to  behold  towers,  and 
quadrangles,  and  chapels,  and  the  inhabitants 
of  the  colleges,  through  rose-colored  spectacles. 
His  respect  for  a “regular  education,”  and  for 
the  seat  of  learning  at  which  it  was  dispensed, 
was  so  strong,  that  he  invested  not  only  the  tu- 
tors, doctors,  and  proctors  (of  whom  he  saw  lit- 
tle except  at  a distance),  but  even  the  most 
empty-headed  under-graduate  whose  acquaint- 
ance he  made,  with  a sort  of  fancy  halo  of  sci- 
entific knowledge,  and  often  talked  to  those 
youths  in  a way  which  was  curiously  bewilder- 
ing and  embarrassing  to  them.  Drysdalc  was 
particularly  hit  by  it.  He  had  humor  and  hon- 
esty enough  himself  to  appreciate  the  Captain, 
but  it  was  a constant  puzzle  to  him  to  know 
what  to  niake  of  it  all. 

“He’s  a regular  old  brick,  is  the  Captain,” 
he  said  to  Tom,  on  the  last  evening  of  the  old 
gentleman’s  visit;  “but,  by  Jove,  I can’t  help 
thinking  he  must  be  poking  fun  at  us  half  his 
time.  It  is  rather  too  rich  to  hear  him  talking 
on  as  if  we  were  all  as  fond  of  Greek  as  he 
seems  to  be,  and  as  if  no  man  ever  got  drunk  up 
here.” 

“I  declare  I think  he  believes  it,”  said  Tom. 
“You  see  we’re  all  careful  enough  before  him.” 
“ That  son  of  his,  too,  must  be  a good  fellow. 
Don’t  you  see,  he  can  never  have  peached.  His 
father  was  telling  me  last  night  what  a comfort 


it  was  to  him  to  see  that  Jack’s  poverty  had 
been  no  drawback  to  him.  He  had  always  told 
him  it  would  bo  so  among  English  gentlemen, 
and  now  he  found  him  living  quietly  and  inde- 
pendently, and  yet  on  equal  terras,  and  friends 
with  men  far  above  him  in  rank  and  fortune, 
‘like  you,  sir,’  the  old  boy  said.  By  Jove, 
Brown,  I felt  devilish  foolish.  I believe  I blush- 
ed, and  it  isn’t  often  I indulge  in  that  sort  of 
luxury.  If  I weren’t  ashamed  of  doing  it  now, 
I should  try  to  make  friends  with  Hardy.  But 
I don’t  know  how  to  face  him,  and  I doubt 
whether  he  wouldn’t  think  me  too  much  of  a rip 
to  be  intimate  with.” 

Tom,  at  his  ow'ii  special  request,  attended  the 
Captain’s  departure,  and  took  his  seat  opposite 
to  him  and  his  son  at  the  back  of  the  South- 
ampton coach,  to  accompany  him  a few  miles 
out  of  Oxford.  For  the  first  mile  the  Captain 
was  full  of  the  pleasures  of  his  visit,  and  of  in- 
vitations to  Tom  to  come  and  see  them  in  the 
vacation.  If  he  did  not  mind  homely  quarters 
he  would  find  a hearty  welcome,  and  there  W'as 
no  finer  bathing  and  boating  place  on  the  coast. 
If  he  liked  to  bring  his  gun,  there  were  plenty 
of  blue  rock-pigeons  and  sea-otters  in  the  caves 
at  the  Point.  Tom  protested  with  the  greatest 
sincerity  that  there  was  nothing  he  should  en- 
joy so  much.  Then  the  young  men  got  down 
to  walk  up  Bagley  Hill,  and  when  they  mount- 
ed again  found  the  Captain  with  a large  leath- 
er case  in  his  hand,  out  of  which  he  took  tw^o 
five-pound  notes,  and  began  pressing  them  on 
his  son,  w'hile  Tom  tried  to  look  as  if  he  did  not 
know  what  was  going  on.  For  some  time  Har- 
dy steadily  refused,  and  the  contention  became 
animated,  and  it  was  useless  to  pretend  any  long- 
er not  to  hear. 

“ Why,  Jack,  you’re  not  too  proud,  I hope,  to 
take  a present  from  your  o-wn  father,”  the  Cap- 
tain said  at  last. 

“But,  my  dear  father,  I don’t  want  the  mon- 
ey. You  make  me  a very  good  allowance  al- 
ready.” 

“ Now,  Jack,  just  listen  to  me  and  be  reason- 
able. You  know  a great  many  of  your  friends 
have  been  very  hospitable  to  me  ; I could  not 
return  their  hospitality  myself,  but  I wish  you 
to  do  so  for  me.” 

“ Well,  father,  I can  do  that  without  this 
money.” 

“ Now,  Jack,”  said  the  Captain,  pushing  for- 
ward the  notes  again,  “ I insist  on  your  taking 
them.  You  will  pain  me  very  much  if  you  don’t 
take  them.” 

So  the  son  took  the  notes  at  last,  looking  as 
most  men  of  his  age  would  if  they  had  just  lost 
them,  while  the  father’s  face  was  radiant  as  he 
replaced  his  pocket-book  in  the  breast-pocket  in- 
side his  coat.  His  eye  caught  Tom’s  in  the 
midst  of  the  operation,  and  the  latter  could  not 
help  looking  a little  confused,  as  if  he  had  been 
unintentionally  obtruding  on  their  privacy.  But 
the  Captain  at  once  laid  his  hand  on  his  knee 
and  said : 

“A  young  fellow  is  never  the  worse  for  hav- 


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ing  a ten-pound  note  to  veer  and  haul  on  ; eh, 
Mr.  Brown  ?” 

“No,  indeed,  sir.  A great  deal  better,  I 
think,”  said  Tom,  and  was  quite  comfortable 
again.  The  Captain  had  no  new  coat  that 
summer,  but  he  always  looked  like  a gentle- 
man. 

Soon  the  coach  stopped  to  take  up  a parcel 
at  a cross-road,  and  the  young  men  got  down. 
They  stood  watching  it  until  it  disappeared 
round  a corner  of  the  road,  and  then  turned 
back  towards  Oxford,  and  struck  into  Bagley 
Wood,  Hardy  listening  with  evident  pleasure  to 
his  friend’s  enthusiastic  praise  of  his  father. 
But  he  was  not  in  a talking  humor,  and  they 
were  soon  walking  along  together  in  silence. 

This  was  the  first  time  they  had  been  alone 
together  since  the  morning  after  their  reconcil- 
iation ; so  presently  Tom  seized  the  occasion  to 
recur  to  the  subject  which  was  uppermost  in  his 
thoughts. 

“ She  has  never  answered  my  letter,”  he  be- 
gan, abruptly. 

“lam  very  glad  of  it,”  said  Hardy. 

“ But  why  ?” 

“Because,  you  know,  you  want  it  all  broken 
off  completely.” 

“Yes,  but  still  she  might  have  just  ac- 
knowledged it.  You  don’t  know  how  hard  it 
is  for  me  to  keep  away  from  the  place.” 

“My  dear  fellow,  I know  it  must  be  hard 
work,  but  you  are  doing  the  right  thing.” 

“ Yes,  I hope  so,”  said  Tom,  with  a sigh.  “ I 
haven’t  been  within  a hundred  yards  of  ‘ The 
Choughs  ’ this  five  days.  The  old  lady  must 
think  it  so  odd.” 

Hardy  made  no  reply.  What  could  he  say 
but  that  no  doubt  she  did? 

“ Would  you  mind  doing  me  a great  favor?” 
said  Tom,  after  a minute. 

“Any  thing  I can  do.  What  is  it  ?” 

“ Why,  just  to  step  round  on  our  w'ay  back — 
I will  stay  as  far  off  as  you  like — and  see  how 
things  are  going  on ; how  she  is.” 

“Very  well.  Don’t  you  like  this  view  of 
Oxford?  I always  think  it  is  the  best  of  them 
all.” 

“No.  You  don’t  see  any  thing  of  half  the 
colleges,”  said  Tom,  who  was  very  loath  to 
leave  the  other  subject  for  the  picturesque. 

“But  you  get  all  the  spires  and  towers  so 
well,  and  the  river  in  the  fore-ground.  Look  at 
that  shadow  of  a cloud  skimming  ‘over  Christ- 
church meadow.  It’s  a splendid  old  place,  af- 
ter all.” 

“It  may  be  from  a distance,  to  an  outsider,” 
said  Tom;  “but  I don’t  know — it’s  an  awful- 
ly chilly,  deadening  kind  of  place  to  live  in. 
There’s  something  in  the  life  of  the  place  that 
sits  on  me  like  a weight,  and  makes  me  feel 
dreary.” 

“ How  long  have  you  felt  that  ? You’re  com- 
ing out  in  a new  line.” 

‘ ‘ I wish  I were.  I want  a new  line.  I don’t 
care  a straw  for  cricket ; I hardly  like  pulling ; 
and  as  for  those  wine-parties  day  after  day,  and 


suppers  night  after  night,  they  turn  me  sick  to 
think  of.” 

“You  have  the  remedy  in  your  own  hands, 
at  any  rate,”  said  Hardy,  smiling. 

“ How  do  you  mean  ?” 

“Why,  you  needn’t  go  to  them.” 

“ Oh,  one  can’t  help  going  to  them.  What 
else  is  there  to  do?” 

Tom  waited  for  an  answer,  but  his  companion 
only  nodded  to  show  that  he  was  listening,  as  he 
strolled  on  down  the  path,  looking  at  the  view. 

“ I can  say  what  I feel  to  you.  Hardy.  I al- 
ways have  been  able,  and  it’s  such  a comfort  to 
me  now.  It  was  you  who  put  these  sort  of 
thoughts  into  my  head,  too,  so  you  ought  to 
sympathize  with  me.” 

“I  do,  my  dear  fellow.  But  you'll  be  all 
right  again  in  a few  days.” 

“Don’t you  believe  it.  It  isn’t  only  what  you 
seem  to  think,  Hardy.  You  don’t  know  me  so 
well  as  I do  you,  after  all.  No,  I’m  not  just 
love-sick,  and  hipped  because  I can’t  go  and 
see  her.  That  has  something  to  do  with  it,  I 
dare  say,  but  it  is  the  sort  of  shut-up  selfish  life 
we  lead  here  that  I can’t  stand.  A man  isn’t 
meant  to  live  only  with  fellows  like  himself, 
with  good  allowances  paid  quarterly,  and  no 
care  but  how  to  amuse  themselves.  One  is  old 
enough  for  something  better  than  that.  I’m 
sure.” 

“No  doubt,”  said  Hardy,  with  provoking  taci- 
turnity. 

“ And  the  moment  one  tries  to  break  through 
it,  one  only  gets  into  trouble.” 

“Yes,  there’s  a good  deal  of  danger  of  that, 
certainly,”  said  Hardy. 

“ Don’t  you  often  long  to  be  in  contact  with 
some  of  the  realities  of  life,  with  men  and  wom- 
en who  haven’t  their  bread-and-butter  already 
cut  for  them  ? How  can  a place  be  a universi- 
ty where  no  one  can  come  up  who  hasn’t  two 
hundred  a year  or  so  to  live  on?” 

“ You  ought  to  have  been  at  Oxford  four 
hundred  years  ago,  when  there  were  more  thou- 
sands here  than  we  have  hundreds.” 

“ I don’t  see  that.  It  must  have  been  ten 
times  as  bad  then.” 

“Not  at  all.  But  it  must  have  been  a very 
different  state  of  things  from  ours;  they  must 
have  been  almost  all  poor  scholars,  who  worked 
for  their  living,  or  lived  on  next  to  nothing.” 

“ How  do  you  really  suppose  they  lived, 
though  ?” 

“Oh,  I don’t  know.  But  how  should  you 
like  it  now  if  we  had  fifty  poor  scholars  at  St. 
Ambrose,  besides  us  servitors — say  ten  tailors, 
ten  shoemakers,  and  so  on,  who  came  up  from 
love  of  learning,  and  attended  all  the  lectures 
with  us,  and  worked  for  the  present  under- 
graduates while  they  were  hunting,  and  cricket- 
ing, and  boating  ?” 

“ "Well,  I think  it  would  be  a very  good  thing 
— at  any  rate,  we  should  save  in  tailors’  bills.” 
“Even  if  we  didn't  get  our  coats  so  well 
built,”  said  Hardy,  laughing.  “ Well,  Brown, 
you  have  a most  catholic  taste,  ‘ and  a capacity 


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for  taking  in  new  truths  ’ — all  the  elements  of  a 
good  Radical  in  you.” 

“ I tell  you  I hate  Radicals,”  said  Tom,  in- 
dignantly. 

“Well,  here  we  are  in  the  town.  I'll  go 
round  by  ‘ The  Choughs  ’ and  catch  you  up  be- 
fore you  get  to  High  Street.” 

Tom,  left  to  himself,  walked  slowly  on  for  a 
little  way,  and  then  quickly  back  again  in  an 
impatient,  restless  manner,  and  was  within  a few 
yards  of  the  corner  where  they  had  parted  when 
Hardy  appeared  again.  He  saw  at  a glanee 
that  something  had  happened. 

“ What  is  it — she  is  not  ill  ?”  he  said,  quick- 

ly- 

“No  ; quite  well,  her  aunt  says.” 

“You  didn’t  see  her,  then?” 

“No.  The  faet  is,  she  has  gone  home.” 


CHAPTER  XXIII. 

THE  EJfGLEBOTJRN  CONSTABLE. 

On  the  afternoon  of  a splendid  day  in  the 
early  part  of  June,  some  four  or  five  days  after 
the  Sunday  on  which  the  morning  service  at 
Englebourn  was  interrupted  by  the  fire  at  Farm- 
er Groves’s,  David  Johnson,  tailor  and  constable 
of  the  parish,  was  sitting  at  his  work  in  a small 
erection,  half  shed,  half  summer-house,  which 
leaned  against  the  back  of  his  cottage— not  that 
David  had  not  a regular  workshop  with  a win- 
dow looking  into  the  village  street,  and  a regu- 
lar counter  close  under  it,  on  which  passers-by 
might  see  him  stitching,  and  from  which  he 
could  gossip  with  them  easily,  as  was  his  wont. 
But  although  the  constable  kept  the  king’s 
peace,  and  made  garments  of  all  kinds  for  his 
livelihood — from  the  curate’s  frock  down  to  the 
ploughboy’s  fustians — he  Avas  addicted,  for  his 
pleasure  and  solace,  to  the  keeping  of  bees. 
The  constable’s  bees  inhabited  a roAV  of  hives  in 
the  narrow  strip  of  garden  Avhich  ran  away  at 
the  back  of  the  cottage.  This  strip  of  garden 
was  bordered  along  the  whole  of  one  side  by 
the  rector’s  premises.  Now  honest  David  loved 
gossip  well,  and  considered  it  a part  of  his 
duty  as  constable  to  be  well  up  in  all  events 
and  rumors  which  happened  or  arose  wdthin 
his  liberties.  But  he  loved  his  bees  better 
than  gossip,  and,  as  he  w’as  now  in  hourly  ex- 
pectation that  they  would  be  swarming,  was 
working,  as  has  been  said,  in  his  summer-house, 
that  he' might  be  at  hand  at  the  critical  moment. 
The  rough  table  on  Avhich  he  was  seated  com- 
manded a view  of  the  hives ; his  big  scissors 
and  some  shreds  of  velveteen  lay  near  him  on 
the  table,  also  the  street-door  key  and  an  old 
shovel,  of  which  the  uses  will  appear  presently. 

On  his  knees  lay  the  black  velveteen  coat,  the 
Sunday  garment  of  Harry  Winburn,  to  which 
he  was  fitting  new  sleeves.  In  his  exertions  at 
the  top  of  the  chimney,  in  putting  out  the  fire, 
Harry  had  grievously  damaged  the  garment  in 
question.  The  farmer  had  presented  him  with 


five  shillings  on  the  occasion,  which  sum  was 
quite  inadequate  to  the  purchase  of  a new  coat, 
and  Harry,  being  too  proud  to  call  the  farmer’s 
attention  to  the  special  damage  which  he  had 
suffered  in  his  service,  had  contented  himself 
Avith  bringing  his  old  coat  to  be  ncAV  sleeved. 

Harry  Avas  a favorite  Avith  the  constable  on 
account  of  his  intelligence  and  independence, 
and  because  of  his  relations  Avith  the  farmers 
of  Englebourn  on  the  allotment  question.  Al- 
though by  his  office  the  representative  of  laAv 
and  order  in  the  parish,  David  Avas  a man  of  the 
people,  and  sympathized  Avith  the  peasantry 
more  than  with  the  farmers.  He  had  passed 
some  years  of  his  apprenticeship  at  Reading, 
Avhere  he  had  picked  up  notions  on  political  and 
social  questions  much  ahead  of  the  Englebourn 
Avorthies.  When  he  returned  to  his  native  vil- 
lage, being  a wise  man,  he  had  kept  his  neAv 
lights  in  the  back-ground,  and  consequently  had 
succeeded  in  the  object  of  his  ambition,  and  had 
been  appointed  constable.  His  reason  for  seek- 
ing the  post  Avas  a desire  to  prove  that  the  old 
joke  as  to  the  manliness  of  tailors  had  no  ap- 
plication to  his  case,  and  this  he  had  established 
to  the  satisfaction  of  all  the  neighborhood  by 
the  resolute  manner  in  which,  whenever  called 
on,  he  performed  his  duties.  And,  noAV  that 
his  character  Avas  made  and  his  position  secure, 
he  Avas  not  so  careful  of  betraying  his  leanings, 
and  had  lost  some  custom  among  the  farmers 
in  consequence  of  them. 

The  job  on  which  he  Avas  employed  natural- 
ly turned  his  thoughts  to  Harry.  He  stitched 
aAvay,  noAv  Aveighing  in  his  mind  Avhether  he 
should  not  go  himself  to  Farmer  GroA’es  and 
represent  to  him  that  he  ought  to  give  Harry  a 
neAv  coat ; noAV  rejoicing  over  the  fact  that  the 
rector  had  decided  to  let  Harry  have  another 
acre  of  the  allotment  land ; noAV  speculating  on 
the  attachment  of  his  faA'orite  to  the  gardener’s 
daughter,  and  Avhether  he  could  do  any  thing 
to  foi-Avard  his  suit.  In  the  pursuit  of  Avhich 
thoughts  he  had  forgotten  all  about  his  bees, 
when  suddenly  a great  humming  arose,  folloAA'- 
ed  by  a rush  through  the  air  like  the  passing  of 
an  express  train,  Avhich  recalled  him  to  himself. 
He  jumped  from  the  table,  casting  aside  the 
coat,  and  seizing  the  key  and  shovel,  hurried 
out  into  the  garden,  beating  the  tAvo  together 
Avith  all  his  might. 

The  process  in  question,  knoAvn  in  country 
phrase  as  “ tanging,”.;  is  founded  upon  the  be- 
lief that  the  bees  Avill  not  settle  unless  under  the 
influence  of  tliis  peculiar  music ; and  the  consta- 
ble, holding  faithfully  to  the  popular  belief,  rush- 
ed doAvn  his  garden,  “tanging”  as  though  his 
life  depended  upon  it,  in  the  hopes  that  the 
soothing  sound  would  induce  the  SAA'arm  to  set- 
tle at  once  on  his  OAvn  apple-trees. 

Is  “ tanging  ” a superstition  or  not  ? People 
learned  in  bees  ought  to  knoAV,  but  I never  hap- 
pened to  meet  one  Avho  had  settled  the  question. 
It  is  curious  hoAV  such  beliefs  or  superstitions  fix 
themselves  in  the  popular  mind  of  a country  side, 
and  are  held  by  Avise  and  simple  alike.  David 


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the  constable  tvas  a most  sensible  and  open- 
minded  man  of  his  time  and  class,  but  Kemble 
or  Akerman,  or  other  learned  Anglo-Saxon 
scholar,  tvould  have  vainly  explained  to  him  that 
“ tang  ” is  but  the  old  word  for  “ to  hold,”  and 
that  the  object  of  “tanging”  is,  not  to  lure  the 
bees  with  sweet  music  of  key  and  shovel,  but  to 
give  notice  to  the  neighbors  that  they  have 
swarmed,  and  that  the  owner  of  the  maternal 
hive  means  to  hold  on  to  his  right  to  the  emi- 
grants. David  would  have  listened  to  the  lec- 
ture with  pity,  and  have  retained  unshaken  be- 
lief in  his  music. 

In  the  present  case,  however,  the  “ tanging” 
was  of  little  avail,  for  the  swarm,  after  wheeling 
once  or  twice  in  the  air,  disappeared  from  the 
eyes  of  the  constable  over  the  rector’s  wall. 
He  went  on  “tanging  ” violently  for  a minute  or 
two,  and  then  paused  to  consider  what  was  to 
be  done.  Should  lie  get  over  the  wall  into  the 
rector’s  garden  at  once,  or  should  he  go  round 
and  ask  leave  to  carry  his  search  into  the  par- 
sonage grounds?  As  a man  and  bee-fancier 
he  was  on  the  )>oint  of  following  straight  at  once, 
over  wall  and  fence  ; but  the  constable  \vas  also 
strong  within  him.  He  was  not  on  the  best  of 
terms  with  old  Simon,  the  rector’s  gardener, 
and  his  late  opposition  to  Miss  Winter  in  the 
matter  of  the  singing  also  came  into  his  mind. 
So  he  resolved  that  the  parish  constable  would 
lose  caste  by  disregarding  his  neighbor’s  bounda- 
ries, and  was  considering  what  to  do  next,  when 
he  heard  a footstep  and  short  cough  on  the  other 
side  of  the  wall  which  he  recognized. 

“Be  you  there,  Maester  Simon?”  he  called 
out.  Whereupon  the  walker  on  the  other  side 
pulled  up,  and,  after  a second  appeal,  answered 
shortly : 

“E’es.” 

“ Hev’ce  seed  aught  o’  my  bees?  Thaay’ve 
a bin’  and  riz,  and  gone  off  someweres  athert  the 
wall.” 

“ E’es,  I seen  ’em.” 

“Wer’  be  ’em,  then?” 

“ Aal-amang  wi’  ourn  in  the  limes.” 

“ Aal-amang  wi’  yourn  !”  exclaimed  the  con- 
stable. “Drattle  ’em!  Thaay  be  mwore 
trouble  than  thaay  be  wuth.” 

“ I knowed  as  thaay  wnr  yourn  zoon  as  ever 
I sot  eyes  on  ’em,”  old  Simon  went  on. 

“How  did ’ee  know  ’em,  then?”  asked  the 
constable. 

“ ’Cause  thine  be  aal,  zettin’  crass-legged,” 
said  Simon,  with  a chuckle.  “Thee  medst  cam 
and  pick  'em  all  out  if  thee’st  a mind  to’t.” 
Simon  was  mollified  by  his  own  joke,  and 
broke  into  a short,  dry  cachination,  half-laugh, 
half-cough ; while  the  constable,  who  was  pleased 
and  astonished  to  find  his  neighbor  in  such  a 
good  humor,  hastened  to  get  an  empty  hive  and 
a pair  of  hedger’s  gloves — fortified  with  which  he 
left  his  cottage  and  made  the  best  of  his  way,  up 
street  towards  the  Rectory  gate,  hard  by  which 
stood  Simon’s  cottage.  The  old  gardener  was 
of  an  impatient  nature,  and  the  effect  of  the  joke 
had  almost  time  to  evaporate,  and  Simon  was 


fast  relapsing  into  his  usual  state  of  mind  to- 
wards his  neighbor  before  the  latter  made  his 
appearance. 

“Wher’  hast  been  so  long?”  he  exclaimed, 
when  the  constable  joined  him. 

“I  seed  the  young  missus  and  t’other  young 
lady  a standin’  talkin’  afore  the  door,”  said 
David ; “ so  I stopped  back,  so  as  not  to  disturve 
’em.” 

“ Be  ’em  gone  in  ? Who  was  ’em  talkin’ 
to?” 

“ To  thy  missus,  and  thy  daarter  too,  I b’lieve 
’twas.  Thaay  he  both  at  whoam,  bean’t  ’em  ?” 

“ Like  enough.  But  what  was  ’em  zayin’  ?” 

“I  couldn’t  heer  nothin’  partic’lar,  but  I 
judged  as  ’twas  summat  about  Sunday  and  the 
fire.” 

“ ’Tis  na  use  for  thaay  to  go  on  fillin’  our 
pleace  wi’  bottles.  I dwon’t  mean  to  take  no 
mwore  doctor’s  stuff.” 

Simon,  it  may  be  said,  by-the-way,  had  ob- 
stinately refused  to  take  any  medicine  since  his 
fall,  and  had  maintained  a constant  war  on  the 
subject  both  with  his  own  women  and  with  Miss 
Winter,  whom  he  had  impressed  m.ore  than  ever 
with  a belief  in  his  wrongheadedness. 

“Ah  ! and  how  be  ’ee,  tho’,  Maester  Simon  ?” 
said  David  ; “ I didn’t  mind  to  ax  afore.  You 
dwon’t  feel  no  wus  for  your  fall,  I hopes  ?” 

“I  feels  a bit  stiffish  like,  and  as  if  summat 
wur  cuttin’  m’  at  times,  when  I lifts  up  my 
arms.” 

“ ’Tis  a mercy  ’tis  no  wus,”  said  David ; “ we 
bean’t  so  young  nor  lissom  as  we  was,  Maester 
Simon.” 

To  which  remark  Simon  replied  by  a grunt. 
He  disliked  allusions  to  his  age — a rare  dislike 
among  his  class  in  that  part  of  the  countiy. 
Most  of  the  people  are  fond  of  making  them- 
selves out  older  than  they  are,  and  love  to  dwell 
on  their  experiences,  and  believe,  as  firmly  as 
the  rest  of  us,  that  every  thing  has  altered  for 
the  worse  in  the  parish  and  district  since  their 
youth. 

But  Simon,  though  short  of  words  and  tem- 
per, and  an  uncomfortable  acquaintance  in  con- 
sequence, was  inclined  to  be  helpful  enough  in 
other  ways.  The  constable,  with  his  assistance, 
had  very  soon  hived  his  swarm  of  cross-legged 
bees. 

Then  the  constable  insisted  on  Simon's  com- 
ing witli  him  and  taking  a glass  of  ale,  which, 
after  a little  coquetting,  Simon  consented  to  do. 
So,  after  carrying  his  re-capture  safely  home, 
and  erecting  the  hive  on  a three-legged  stand 
of  his  own  workmanship,  he  hastened  to  rejoin 
Simon,  and  the  two  soon  found  themselves  in 
the  bar  of  the  “Red  Lion.” 

The  constable  wished  to  make  the  most  of 
this  opportunity,  and  so  began  at  once  to  pump 
Simon  as  to  his  intentions  with  regard  to  his 
daughter.  But  Simon  was  not  easy  to  lead 
in  any  way  whatever,  and  seemed  in  a more 
than  usually  no-bnsincss-of-yours  line  about  his 
daughter.  Whether  he  had  anyone  in  his  eye 
for  her  or  not,  David  could  not  make  out ; but 


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one  thing  he  did  make  out,  and  it  grieved  him 
much.  Old  Simon  was  in  a touchy  and  un- 
friendly state  of  mind  against  Harry,  who,  he 
said,  was  foiling  into  bad  ways,  and  beginning 
to  think  much  too  much  of  his  self.  Wiiy  was 
he  to  be  wanting  more  allotment  ground  than 
any  one  else  ? Simon  bad  himself  given  Harry 
some  advice  on  the  point,  but  not  to  much  pur- 
pose, it  would  seem,  as  he  summed  up  his  no- 
tions on  the  subject  by  the  remark  that,  “ ’Twas 
waste  of  soap  to  lather  an  ass.” 

The  constable  now  and  then  made  a stand 
for  his  young  friend,  but  very  judiciously  ; and, 
after  feeling  his  way  for  some  time,  he  came  to 
the  conclusion — as,  indeed,  the  truth  was — that 
Simon  was  jealous  of  Harry’s  talent  for  growing 
flowers,  and  had  been  driven  into  his  present 
frame  of  mind  at  hearing  Miss  Winter  and  her 
cousin  talking  about  the  flowers  at  Dame  Win- 
burn’s  under  his  very  nose  for  the  last  four  or 
five  days.  They  had  spoken  thus  to  interest 
the  old  man,  meaning  to  praise  Harry  to  him. 
The  fact  was,  that  the  old  gardener  was  one  of 
those  men  who  never  can  stand  hearing  other 
people  praised,  and  think  that  all  such  praise 
must  be  meant  in  depreciation  of  themselves. 

When  they  had  finished  their  ale  the  after- 
noon was  getting  on,  and  the  constable  rose  to 
go  back  to  his  work  ; while  old  Simon  declared 
his  intention  of  going  down  to  the  hay-field,  to 
see  how  the  mowing  was  getting  on.  He  was 
sure  that  the  hay  would  never  be  made  properly, 
now  that  he  couldn’t  be  about  as  much  as  usual. 

In  another  hour  the  coat  was  finished,  and 
the  constable,  being  uneasy  in  his  mind,  re- 
solved to  carry  the  garment  home  himself  at 
once,  and  to  haA'e  a talk  with  Dame  Winburn. 
So  he  wrapped  the  coat  in  a handkerchief,  put 
it  under  his  arm,  and  set  off  down  the  village. 

He  found  the  dame  busy  with  her  washing, 
and,  after  depositing  his  parcel,  sat  down  on  the 
settle  to  have  a talk  with  her.  They  soon  got 
on  the  subject  which  was  always  uppermost  in 
her  mind,  her  son’s  prospects,  and  she  poured 
out  to  the  constable  her  troubles.  First  there 
was  this  sweethearting  after  old  Simon’s  daugh- 
ter-^not  that  Dame  Winburn  was  going  to  say 
any  thing  against  her,  though  she  might  have 
her  thoughts  as  well  as  other  folk,  and  for  her 
part  she  liked  to  see  girls  that  were  fit  for  some- 
thing besides  dressing  themselves  up  like  their 
betters — but  what  worrited  her  was  to  see  how 
Harry  took  it  to  heart.  He  wasn’t  like  himself, 
and  she  couldn’t  see  how  it  was  all  to  end.  It 
made  him  fractious,  too,  and  he  was  getting  into 
trouble  about  his  work.  He  had  left  his  regu- 
lar place,  and  Avas  gone  mowing  with  a gang, 
most  of  them  men  out  of  the  parish  that  she 
knew  nothing  about,  and  likely  not  to  be  the 
best  of  company.  And  it  Avas  all  A'ery  Avell  in 
liarvest-time,  Avhen  they  could  go  and  earn  good 
Avages  at  moAving  and  reaping  anywhere  about, 
and  no  man  could  eai-n  better  than  her  Harry; 
but  when  it  came  to  Avinter  again  she  didn’t  see 
but  Avhat  he  might  find  the  Avant  of  a regular 
place,  and  then  tlio  formers  mightn’t  take  him 


on  ; and  his  OAvn  land  that  he  had  got,  and 
seemed  to  think  so  much  of,  mightn’t  turn  out 
all  he  thought  it  Avould ; and  so,  in  fact,  the  old 
lady  Avas  troubled  in  her  mind,  and  only  made 
the  constable  more  uneasy.  He  had  a vague 
sort  of  impression  that  he  aa’us  in  some  Avay  an- 
swerable for  Harry,  Avho  Avas  a good  deal  Avith 
him,  and  Avas  fond  of  coming  about  his  place. 
And  although  his  cottage  ha])pened  to  be  next 
to  old  Simon’s,  Avhich  might  account  for  the 
fact  to  some  extent,  yet  the  constable  was  con- 
scious of  having  talked  to  his  young  friend  on 
many  matters  in  a way  which  might  have  un- 
settled him,  and  encouraged  his  natural  tend- 
ency to  stand  up  for  his  own  rights  and  inde- 
pendence, and  he  kneAv  Avell  enough  that  this 
temper  was  not  the  one  Avhich  Avas  likely  to  keep 
a laboring  man  out  of  trouble  in  the  parish. 

He  did  not  alloAv  his  OAvn  misgivings,  how- 
ever, to  add  to  the  AvidoAv’s  troubles,  but,  on 
the  eontrary,  cheered  her  by  praising  up  Harry 
as  much  as  even  she  could  desire,  and  prophe- 
sying that  all  Avould  come  right,  and  that  those 
that  lived  would  see  her  son  as  respected  as  any 
man  in  the  parish  ; he  shouldn’t  be  surprised, 
indeed,  if  he  Avere  church-warden  before  he 
died.  And  then,  astonished  at  his  OAvn  bold- 
ness, and  feeling  that  he  Avas  not  capable  of  any 
higher  flight  of  imagination,  the  constable  rose 
to  tak^  his  leave."  He  asked  Avhere  Harry  Avas 
Avorking,  and,  finding  that  he  Avas  at  mowing  in 
the  Danes’  Close,  set  ofif  to  look  after  him. 
The  kind-hearted  constable  could  not  sliake  off 
the  feeling  that  something  Avas  going  to  happen 
to  Harry  Avhieh  Avould  get  him  into  trouble,  and 
he  Avanted  to  assure  himself  that  as  yet  nothing 
had  gone  Avrong.  Whenever  one  has  this  sort 
of  Amgue  feeling  about  a friend,  there  is  a natu- 
ral and  irresistible  impulse  to  go  and  look  after 
him  and  to  be  Avith  him. 

The  Danes’  Close  Avas  a part  of  the  glebe,  a 
large  field  of  some  ten  acres  or  so  in  extent, 
close  to  the  village.  Tavo  footpaths  ran  across 
it,  so  that  it.  Avas  almost  common  property,  and 
the  village  children  considered  it  as  much  their 
playground  as  the  green  itself.  They  trampled 
the  grass  a good  deal  more  than  seemed  endur- 
able in  the  eyes  of  Simon,  Avho  managed  the  rec- 
tor’s forming  operations  as  Avell  as  the  garden  ; 
but  the  children  had  their  OAvn  AA’ay,  notAvith- 
standing  the  threats  he  sometimes  launched  at 
them.  Miss  Winter  Avould  liaA'e  sooner  lost  all 
the  hay  than  have  narroAAed  their  amusements. 
It  was  the  most  difficult  piece  of  moAving  in 
the  parish,  in  consequence  of  the  tramplings 
and  of  the  large  crops  it  bore.  The  Danes,  or 
some  other  unknoAvn  persons,  had  made  the 
land  fat,  perhaps  Avith  their  carcasses,  and  the 
benefit  had  lasted  to  the  time  of  our  story.  At 
any  rate,  the  field  bore  splendid  crops,  and  the 
mowers  always  got  an  extra  shilling  an  acre 
for  cutting  it,  by  Miss  Winter’s  special  order, 
Avhich  Avas  paid  by  Simon  in  the  most  ungra- 
cious manner,  and  Avith  many  grumblings  that 
it  Avas  enough  to  ruin  all  the  moAA'crs  in  the 
country-side. 


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As  tlie  constable  got  over  the  stile  into  the 
bay-field,  a great  part  of  his  misgivings  passed 
out  of  his  head.  He  was  a simple  bindly  man, 
whose  heart  lay  open  to  all  influences  of  scene 
and  weather,  and  the  Danes’  Close,  full  of  life 
and  joy  and  merry  sounds,  as  seen  under  the 
slanting  rays  of  the  evening  sun,  was  just  the 
place  to  rub  all  the  wrinkles  out  of  him. 

The  constable,  however,  is  not  singular  in 
this  matter. 

What  man  among  us  all,  if  he  will  think  the 
matter  over  calmly  and  fairly,  can  honestly  say 
that  there  is  any  one  spot  on  the  earth’s  surface 
in  which  he  has  enjoyed  so  much  real,  whole- 
some, happy  life  as  in  a hay-field?  He  may 
have  won  renown  on  horseback  or  on  foot  at  the 
sports  and  pastimes  in  which  Englishmen  glory  ; 
he  may  have  shaken  off'  all  rivals,  time  after 
time,  across  the  vales  of  Aylesbury,  or  of  Berks, 
or  any  other  of  our  famous  hunting  counties; 
he  may  have  stalked  the  oldest  and  shyest  buck 
in  Scotch  forests,  and  killed  the  biggest  salmon 
of  the  year  in  the  Tweed,  and  trout  in  the 
Thames ; he  may  have  made  topping  averages 
ill  first-rate  matches  of  cricket;  or  liave  made 
long  and  perilous  marches,  dear  to  memory,  over 
boggy  moor,  or  mountain,  or  glacier ; he  may 
have  successfully  attended  many  breakfast-parties 
within  drive  of  Mayfair,  on  velvet  lawns,  sur- 
rounded by  all  the  fairy-land  of  pomp,  and 
beauty,  and  luxury,  which  London  can  pour  out ; 
he  may  have  shone  at  private  theatricals  and  at- 
homes  ; his  voice  may  have  sounded  over  hush- 
ed audiences  at  St.  Stephen’s  or  in  the  law- 
courts  ; or  he  may  have  had  good  times  in  any 
other  scenes  of  pleasure  or  triumph  open  to  Eng- 
glishmen  ; but  I much  doubt  whether,  on  put- 
ting his  recollections  fairly  and  quietly  togeth- 
er, he  would  not  say  at  last  that  the  fresh-mown 
hay-field  is  the  place  where  he  has  spent  the 
most  hours  which  he  would  like  to  live  over 
again,  the  fewest  which  he  would  wish  to  forget. 

As  children,  we  stumble  about  the  new-mown 
hay,  revelling  in  the  many  colors  of  the  pros- 
trate grass  and  wild  flowers,  and  in  the  power 
of  tumbling  where  we  please  without  hurting 
ourselves  : as  small  boys,  we  pelt  one  another, 
and  the  village  school-girls,  and  our  nurse-maids, 
and  young  lady  cousins  with  the  hay,  till,  hot 
and  weary,  we  retire  to  tea  or  syllabub  beneath 
the  shade  of  some  great  oak  or  elm  standing  up 
like  a monarch  out  of  the  fair  pasture  ; or,  fol- 
lowing the  mowers,  we  rush  with  eagerness  on 
the  treasures  disclosed  by  the  scythe-stroke — the 
nest  of  the  unhappy  late-laying  titlark,  or  care- 
less field-mouse  : as  big  boys,  we  toil  ambitious- 
ly with  the  spare  forks  and  rakes,  or  climb  into 
the  wagons  and  receive  with  open  arms  the  deli- 
cious load  as  it  is  pitched  up  from  beloAv,  and 
rises  higher  and  higher  as  we  pass  along  the 
long  lines  of  haycocks;  a year  or  two  later  we 
are  strolling  there  with  our  first  sweethearts,  our 
souls  and  tongues  loaded  with  sweet  thoughts 
and  soft  speeches ; we  take  a turn  with  the  scythe 
as  the  bronzed  mowers  lie  in  the  shade  for  their 
short  rest,  and  willingly  pay  our  footing  for  the 


feat.  Again,  we  come  back  with  book  in  pock- 
et, and  our  own  children  tumbling  about  as  wo 
did  before  them  ; now  romping  with  them,  and 
smothering  them  with  the  sweet-smelling  load — 
now  musing  and  reading  and  dozing  away  the  de- 
licious summer  evenings.  And  so  shall  we  not 
come  back  to  the  end,  enjoying  as  grandfathers 
the  love-making  and  the  rompings  of  younger 
generations  yet? 

Were  any  of  us  ever  really  disappointed  or 
melancholy  in  a hay-field?  Did  we  ever  lie 
fairly  back  on  a hay-cock  and  look  up  into  the 
blue  sky,  and  listen  to  the  merry  sounds,  the 
whetting  of  scythes,  and  the  laughing  prattle  of 
women  and  children,  and  think  evil  thoughts  of 
the  world  or  our  brethren  ? Not  we ! or  if  we 
have  so  done,  we  ought  to  be  ashamed  of  our- 
selves, and  deserve  never  to  be  out  of  town  again 
during  hay-harvest. 

There  is  something  in  the  sights  and  sounds 
of  a hay-field  which  seems  to  touch  the  same 
chord  in  one  as  Lowell’s  lines  in  the  “Lay  of 
Sir  Launfal,”  which  end  : 

“For  a cap  and  bells  our  lives  we  pay ; 

We  wear  out  our  lives  with  toiling  and  ta'skiirg ; 

It  is  only  Heaven  that  is  given  away ; 

It  is  only  God  may  be  had  for  the  asking. 

There  is  no  price  set  on  the  lavish  summer, 

And  June  may  be  had  by  the  poorest  comer.” 

But  the  philosophy  of  the  hay-field  remains 
to  be  written.  Let  us  hope  that  whoever  takes 
the  subject  in  hand  will  not  dissipate  all  its 
sweetness  in  the  process  of  the  inquiry  wherein 
the  charm  lies. 

The  constable  had  not  the  slightest  notion  of 
speculating  on  his  own  sensations,  but  was  very 
glad,  neveriheless,  to  find  his  spirits  rising  as  he 
stepped  into  the  Danes’  Close.  All  the  hay 
was  down,  except  a small  piece  in  the  farther 
corner,  which  the  mowers  were  upon.  There 
were  groups  of  children  in  many  parts  of  the 
held,  and  women  to  look  after  them,  mostly  sit- 
ting on  the  fresh  swarth,  working  and  gossiping, 
while  the  little  ones  played  about.  He  had  not 
gone  twenty  yards  before  he  was  stopped  by  the 
violent  crying  of  a child  ; and,  turning  towards 
the  voice,  he  saw  a little  girl  of  six  or  seven,  who 
had  strayed  from  her  mother,  scrambling  out  of 
the  ditch,  and  wringing  her  hands  in  an  agony 
of  pain  and  terror.  The  poor  little  thing  had 
fallen  into  a bed  of  nettles,  and  was  very  much 
frightened,  and  not  a little  hurt.  The  constable 
caught  her  up  in  his  arms,  soothing  her  as  well 
as  he  could,  and,  hurrying  along  till  he  found 
some  dock-leaves,  sat  down  with  her  on  his  knee, 
and  rubbed  Iier  hands  with  the  leaves,  repeating 
the  old  saw : 

“ Out  nettle, 

In  dock : 

Dock  shall  ha’ 

A new  smock ; 

Nettle  shan’t 
Ha’  naiTun’.” 

What  with  the  rubbing,  and  the  constable’s 
kind  manner,  and  listening  to  the  doggerel 
rhyme,  and  feeling  that  nettle  would  get  her 
deserts,  the  little  thing  soon  ceased  crying.  But 
several  groups  had  been  drawn  towards  the 


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place,  and  among  the  rest  came  Miss  Wintci 
and  her  cousin,  ■who  had  been  within  hearing  of 
the  disaster.  The  constable  began  to  feel  very 
nervous  and  uncomfortable  when  he  looked  up 
from  his  cliaritable  occupation  and  suddenly 
■ found  the  rector’s  daughter  close  to  him.  But 
his  nervousness  was  uncalled  for.  The  sight 
of  what  he  was  about,  and  of  the  tender  way  in 
which  he  w'as  handling  the  child,  drove  all  re- 
membrance of  his  heresies  and  contumaciousness 
in  the  matter  of  psalmody  out  of  her  head.  She 
greeted  him  with  frankness  and  cordiality,  and 
presently — when  ho  had  given  up  his  charge  to 
the  mother,  who  was  inclined  at  first  to  be  hard 
with  the  poor  little  sobbing  truant — came  up, 
and  said  she  wished  to  speak  a few  words  to  him. 

■ David  was  highly  delighted  at  Miss  Winter’s 
manner;  but  he  walked  along  by  her  side,  not 
quite  comfortable  in  his  mind,  for  fear  lest  she 
should  start  the  old  subject  of  dispute,  and  then 
his  duty  as  a public  man  would  have  to  be  done, 
at  all  risk  of  offending  her.  He  was  much  com- 
forted when  she  began  by  asking  him  whether  he 
had  seen  much  of  Widow  Winburn’s  son  lately. 

David  admitted  that  he  generally  saw  him 
every  day. 

Did  he  know  that  he  had  left  his  place,  and 
had  quarrelled  with  Mr.  Tester  ? 

Yes,  David  knew  that  Harry  had  had  words 
with  Farmer  Tester;  but  Farmer  Tester  was  a 
‘sort  that  it  was  very  hard  not  to  have  words 
with. 

“ Still,  it  is  very  bad,  you  know,  for  so  young 
a man  to  be  quarrelling  with  the  farmers,”  said 
Miss  Winter, 

“ ’Twas  the  varmer  as  quarrelled  wi’  he,  you 
see,  miss,”  David  answered,  “which  makes  all 
the  odds.  He  cum  to  Harry  all  in  a fluster, 
and  said  as  how  he  must  drow  up-  the  land  as 
he’d  a’got,  or  he’s  place — one  or  t’other  on  ’em. 
And  so  you  see,  miss,  as  Harry  wur  kind  o’  druv 
to  it.  ’Twarn’t  likely  as  |jie  wur  to  drow  up  the 
land  now  as  he  wur  just  reppin’  the  benefit  ov 
it,  and  all  for  Varmer  Tester’s  place,  wich  be  no 
sich  gurt  things,  miss,  arter  all.” 

“Very  likely  not;  but  I fear  it  may  hinder 
his  getting  employment.  The  other  farmers 
will  not  take  him  on  now  if  they  can  help  it.” 

“No;  thaay  falls  out  wi’  one  another  bad 
enough,  and  calls  all  manner  o’  names.  But 
thaay  can’t  abide  a poor  man  to  speak  his  mind 
nor  take  his  own  part,  not  one  on  ’em,”  said 
David,  looking  at  Miss  Winter,  as  if  doubtful 
how  she  might  take  his  strictures  ; but  she  went 
on,  without  any  show  of  dissent ; 

“I  shall  try  to  get  him  work  for  my  fother; 
but  I am  sorry  to  find  that  Simon  does  not  seem 
to  like  the  idea  of  taking  him  on.  It  is  not 
easy  always  to  make  out  Simon’s  meaning. 
When  I spoke  to  him,  he  said  something  about 
a bleating  sheep  losing  a bite ; but  I should 
think  this  young  man  is  not  much  of  a talker  in 
general — ” she  paused. 

“That’s  true,  miss,”  said  David,  energetical- 
ly ; “ there  ain’t  a quieter  spoken  or  steadier 
man  at  his  work  in  the  parish.” 


“I’m  very  glad  to  hear  you  say  so,”  said 
Miss  Winter,  “and  I hope  we  may  soon  do 
something  for  him.  But  what  I want  you  to 
do  just  now  is  to  speak  a word  to  him  about  the 
company  he  seems  to  bo  getting  into.” 

The  constable  looked  somewhat  aghast  at  this 
speech  of  Miss  Winter’s,  but  did  not  answer,  not 
knowing  to  what  she  was  alluding.  She  saw 
that  he  did  not  understand,  and  went  on — 

“He  is  mowing  to-day  with  a gang  from  the 
heath  and  the  next  parish ; I am  sure  they  arc 
very  bad  men  for  him  to  be  with.  I was  so 
vexed  when  I found  Simon  had  given  them  the 
job ; but  he  said  they  would  get  it  all  down  in 
a day  and  be  done  with  it,  and  that  was  all  he 
cared  for.” 

“And  ’tis  a fine  day’s  work,  miss,  for  five 
men,”  said  David,  looking  over  the  field  ; “ and 
'tis  good  work  too,  you  mind  the  swarth  else,” 
and  he  picked  up  a handful  of  the  fallen  grass 
to  show  her  how  near  the  ground  it  was  cut. 

“ Oh,  yes,  I have  no  doubt  they  are  very  good 
mowers,  but  they  are  not  good  men,  I’m  sure. 
There,  do  you  see  now  who  it  is  that  is  bringing 
them  beer?  I hope  you  will  see  Widow  Win- 
burn’s  son,  and  speak  to  him,  and  try  to  keep 
him  out  of  bad  company.  We  should  be  all  so 
sorry  if  he  were  to  get  into  trouble'.” 

David  promised  to  do  his  best,  and  Miss  Win- 
ter  wished  him  good-evening,  and  rejoined  her 
cousin. 

“Well,  Katie,  will  he  do  your  behest?” 
“Yes,  indeed;  and  I think  he  is  the  best 
person  to  do  it.  Widow  Winburn  thinks  her 
son  minds  him  more  than  any  one.” 

“ Do  you  know,  I don’t  think  it  will  ever  go 
right.  I’m  sure  she  doesn’t  care  the  least  for 
him.” 

“ Oh,  you  have  only  just  seen  her  once  for 
two  cr  three  minutes.” 

“ And  then  that  wretched  old  Simon  is  so 
perverse  about  it,”  said  the  cousin.  “ You  will 
never  manage  him.” 

“ He  is  very  provoking,  certainly  ; but  I get 
my  own  way  generally,  in  spite  of  him.  And 
it  is  such  a perfect  plan,  isn’t  it  ?” 

“ Oh,  charming ! if  you  can  only  bring  it 
about.” 

“Now  we  must  be  really  going  home;  papa 
will  be  getting  restless.”  So  the  young  ladies 
left  the  hay-field  deep  in  castle-building  for 
Harry  Winburn  and  the  gardener’s  daughter. 
Miss  Winter  being  no  more  able  to  resist  a tale 
of  true  love  than  her  cousin  or  the  rest  of  her 
sex.  They  would  have  been  more  or  less  than 
women  if  they  had  not  taken  an  interest  in  so 
absorbing  a passion  as  poor  Harry’s.  By  the 
time  they  reached  the  Rectory  gate  they  had  in- 
stalled him  in  the  gardener’s  cottage  with  his 
bride  and  mother  (for  there  ■would  be  plenty  of 
room  for  the  widow,  and  it  would  be  so  conve- 
nient to  have  the  laundry  close  at  hand),  and 
had  pensioned  old  Simon,  and  sent  him  and  his 
old  wife  to  wrangle  away  the  rest  of  their  time 
in  the  widow’s  cottage.  Castle-building  is  a 
delightful  and  harmless  exercise. 


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Meantime  David  the  constable  had  fjone  to- 
wards the  mowers,  who  were  taking  a short  rest 
before  finishing  off  the  last  half-acre  which  re- 
mained standing.  The  person  whose  appear- 
ance had  so  horrified  Miss  Winter  was  drawing 
beer  for  them  from  a small  barrel.  This  was 
an  elderly  raw-boned  woman,  with  a skin 
burnt  as  brown  as  that  of  any  of  the  mowers. 
She  wore  a man’s  hat  and  spencer,  and  had  a 
strong  harsh  voice,  and  altogether  was  not  a 
prepossessing  person.  She  went  by  the  name 
of  Daddy  Cowell  in  the  parish,  and  had  been  for 
years  a proscribed  person.  She  lived  up  on  the 
heath,  often  worked  in  the  fields,  took  in  lodgers, 
and  smoked  a short  clay  pipe.  These  eccentrici- 
ties, when  added  to  her  half-male  clothing,  were 
quite  enough  to  account  for  the  sort  of  outlawry 
in  which  she  lived.  Miss  Winter,  and  other 
good  people  of  Englebourn,  believed  her  capa- 
ble of  any  crime,  and  the  children  were  taught 
to  stop  talking  and  playing,  and  run  away  when 
she  came  near  them  ; but  the  constable,  who 
had  had  one  or  two  search-warrants  to  execute 
in  her  house,  and  had  otherwise  had  frequent 
occasions  of  getting  acquainted  with  her  in  the 
course  of  his  duties,  had  by  no  means  so  evil 
an  opinion  of  her.  He  had  never  seen  much 
harm  in  her,  he  had  often  been  heard  to  say, 
and  she  never  made  pretense  to  much  good. 
Nevertheless,  David  was  by  no  means  pleased 
to  see  her  acting  as  purveyor  to  the  gang  which 
Harry  had  joined.  Fie  knew  how  such  contact 
would  damage  liim  in  the  eyes  of  all  the  paro- 
chial respectabilities,  and  was  anxious  to  do  his 
best  to  get  him  clear  ofit. 

With  these  views  he  went  up  to  the  men, 
who  were  resting  under  a large  elm-tree,  and 
complimented  them  on  their  day’s  work.  They 
were  themselves  well  satisfied  with  it,  and  with 
one  another.  When  men  have  had  sixteen 
hours’  or  so  hard  mowing  in  company^  and  none 
of  them  can  say  that  the  others  have  not  done 
their  fair  share,  they  are  apt  to  respect  one  an- 
other more  at  the  end  of  it.  It  was  Harry’s 
first  day  with  this  gang,  w'ho  were  famous  for 
going  about  the  neighborhood,  and  doing  great 
feats  in  hay  and  wheat  harvest.  They  were 
satisfied  with  him  and  lie  witli  them.,  none  the 
less  so  probably  in  his  present  frame  of  mind, 
because  they  also  were  loose  on  the  world,  serv- 
ants of  no  regular  master.  It  was  a bad  time 
to  make  his  approaches,  the  constable  saw  ; so, 
after  sitting  by  Harry  until  the  gang  rose  to  fin- 
ish off  their  work  in  the  cool  of  the  evening,  and 
asking  him  to  come  round  by  his  cottage  on  his 
Avay  home,  which  Harry  promised  to  do,  he 
walked  back  to  the  village. 


CHAPTEE  XXIV. 

THE  SCIIOOI.S. 

There  is  no  more  characteristic  spot  in  Ox- 
ford than  tlie  quadrangle  of  the  schools.  Doubt- 
less in  the  times  when  the  university  held  and 


exercised  the  privileges  of  infang-thief  and  out- 
fang-thief,  and  other  such  Old  Worldrights,  there 
must  have  been  a place  somewhere  within  the 
liberties  devoted  to  examinations  even  more  ex- 
citing than  the  great-go.  But  since  ahna  mater 
has  ceased  to  take  cognizance  of  “ treasons,  in- 
surrections, felonies,  and  mayhem,”  it  is  here, 
in  that  fateful  and  inexorable  quadrangle,  and 
the  buildings  which  surround  it,  that  she  exer- 
cises her  most  potent  spells  over  the  spirits  of 
her  children.  I suppose  that  a man  being  tried 
for  his  life  must  be  more  uncomfortable  than  an 
under-graduate  being  examined  for  his  degree, 
and  that  to  be  hung — perhaps  even  to  be  pillo- 
ried— must  be  worse  than  to  be  plucked.  But, 
after  all,  the  feelings  in  both  cases  must  be  es- 
sentially the  same,  only  more  intense  in  the  for- 
mer. ; and  an  institution  which  can  examine  a 
man  (in  literis  humanioribus  ; in  humanities,  so 
called)  once  a year  for  two  or  three  days  at  a 
time,  has  nothing  to  complain  of,  though  it  has 
no  longer  the  power  of  hanging  him  at  once  out 
of  hand. 

The  schools’  quadrangle  is  for  the  most  part 
a lonely  place.  Men  pass  through  the  melan- 
choly iron  gates  by  which  that  quadrangle  is  en- 
tered on  three  sides — from  Broad  Street,  from 
the  Eatclitfe,  and  from  New  College  Lane — 
when  necessity  leads  them  that  way,  with  alert 
step  and  silently.  No  nurse-maids  or  children 
play  about  it.  Nobody  lives  in  it.  Only  when 
the  examinations  are  going  on  you  may  see  a 
few  hooded  figures  who  walk  as  though  con- 
scious of  the  powers  of  academic  life  and  death 
which  they  wield,  and  a good  deal  of  shudder- 
ing under-graduate  life  flitting  about  the  place 
— luckless  youths,  in  white  ties  and  bands,  who 
are  undergoing  the  peine  forte  et  dure  with  dif- 
ferent degrees  of  composure  ; and  their  friends 
who  are  there  to  look  after  them.  You  may  go 
in  and  w'atch  the  torture  yourself,  if  you  are  so 
minded,  for  the  viva  voce  schools  ai'e  open  to  the 
public.  But  one  such  experiment  will  be  enough 
for  you,  unless  you  are  very  hard-hearted.  The 
sight  of  the  long  table,  behind  which  sit  Minos, 
Rhadamanthus  and  Co.,  full-robed,  stern  of  face, 
soft  of  speech,  seizing  their  victim  in  turn — now 
letting  him  run  a little  way,  as  a cat  does  a 
mouse,  then  drawing  him  back,  with  claw  of 
wily  question,  probing  him  on  this  side  and  that, 
turning  him  inside  out — the  row  of  victims  op- 
posite, pale  or  flushed,  of  anxious  or  careless 
mien,  according  to  temperament,  but  one  and 
all  on  the  rack  as  they  bend  over  the  allotted 
paper,  or  read  from  the  well-thumbed  book — the 
scarcely-less-to-be-pitied  row  behind  of  future 
victims,  “sitting  for  the  schools,”  as  it  is  called, 
ruthlessly  brought  hither  by  statutes,  to  watch 
the  sufferings  they  must  hereafter  undergo  — 
should  fill  the  friend  of  suffering  humanity  with 
thoughts  too  deep  for  tears.  Tlirough  the  long 
day  till  four  o’clock,  or  later,  the  torture  lasts. 
Then  the  last  victim  is  dismissed  ; the  men  who 
are  “ sitting  for  the  schools  ” fly  all  ways  to  their 
colleges,  silently,  in  search  of  relief  to  their  over- 
wrought feelings — ])robably  also  of  beer,  the  un- 


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dcr-gradnate's  universal  specific.  The  beadles 
close  those  ruthless  doors  for  a mysterious  half- 
hour  on  the  examiners.  Outside  in  the  quad- 
rangle collect  by  twos  and  threes  the  friends  of 
the  victims,  waiting  for  the  re-opening  of  the 
door,  and  the  distribution  of  the  “ testamurs.” 
The  testamurs,  lady  readers  will  be  pleased  to 
understand,  are  certificates  under  the  hands  of 
the  examiners  that  your  sons,  brothers,  hus- 
bands, perhaps,  have  successfully  undergone  the 
torture.  But,  if  husbands,  oh  ! go  not  your- 
selves, and  send  not  your  sons  to  wait  for  the 
testamur  of  the  head  of  your  house ; for  Oxford 
has  seldom  seen  a sight  over  which  she  would 
more  willingly  draw  the  veil  with  averted  face 
than  that  of  the  youth  rushing  wildly,  dissolved 
in  tears,  from  tlie  schools’  quadrangle,  and 
shouting  “Mamma!  papa’s  plucked!  papa’s 
plucked  !” 

The  examination  is  nearly  over  which  is  to 
decide  the  academical  fate  of  some  of  our  char- 
acteVs ; the  paper-work  of  the  candidates  for 
honors  has  been  going  on  for  the  last  week. 
Every  morning  our  three  St.  Ambrose  ac- 
quaintances have  mustered  with  the  rest  for 
the  anxious  day’s  work,  after  such  breakfasts 
as  they  have  been  able  to  eat  under  the  cir- 
cumstances. They  take  their  work  in  very  dif- 
ferent ways.  Grey  rushes  nervously  hack  to 
his  rooms  whenever  he  is  out  of  the  schools  for 
ten  minutes,  to  Jook  up  dates  and  dodges.  He 
worries  himself  sadly  over  every  blunder  which 
he  discovers  himself  to  have  made,  .and  sits  up 
nearly  all  night  cramming,  always  hoping  for  a 
better  to-morrow.  ‘Blake  keeps  up  his  affect- 
ed carelessness  to  the  last,  quizzing  the  exam- 
iners, laughing  over  the  shots  he  has  been  mak- 
ing in  the  last  paper.  His  shots,  it  must  be 
said,  turn  out  well  for  the  most  part ; in  the 
taste-paper  particularly,  as  they  compare  notes, 
he  seems  to  have  almost  struck  the  bull’s-eye  in 
his  answers  to  one  or  two  questions  which 
Hardy  and  Grey  have  passed  over  altogether. 
When  he  is  wide  of  the  mark,  he  passes  it  off 
with  some  jesting  remark,  “ that  a fool  can  ask 
in  five  minutes  more  questions  than  a wise 
,^man  can  answer  in  a week,”  or  wish  “ that  the 
examiners  would  play  fair,  and  change  sides  of 
the  table  for  an  hour  with  the  candidates,  for 
a finish.”  But  he,  too,  though  he  does  it  on 
the  sly,  is  cramming  with  his  coach  at  every 
available  spare  moment.  Hardy  had  finished 
his  reading  a full  thirty-six  hours  before  the 
first  day  of  paper-work,  and  had  braced  him- 
self for  the  actual  struggle  by  two  good  nights’ 
rest  and  a long  day  on  the  river  with  Tom. 
He  had  worked  hard  from  the  first,  and  so  had 
really  mastered  his  books.  And  now,  feeling 
that  he  has  fairly  and  honestly  done  his  best, 
and  that  if  he  fails  it  will  be  cither  from  bad 
luck  or  natural  incapacity,  and  not  from  his 
own  fault,  he  manages  to  keep  a cooler  head 
than  any  of  his  companions  in  trouble. 

The  week’s  paper-work  passes  off  uneventful- 
ly : then  comes  the  viva  voce  Avork  for  the  can- 
didates for  honors.  They  go  in,  in  alphabet- 


ical order,  four  a day,  for  one  more  day’s  work, 
the  hardest  of  all,  and  then  there  is  nothing 
more  to  do  but  wait  patiently  for  the  class-list. 
On  these  days  there  is  a good  attendance  in 
the  inclosed  space  to  which  the  public  are  ad- 
mitted. The  front  seats  are  often  occupied  by 
the  private  tutors  of  the  candidates,  who  are 
there,  like  New-market  trainers,  to  see  the  per- 
formance of  their  stables,  marking  how  each 
colt  bears  pressing,  and  comports  himself  when 
the  pinch  comes.  They  watch  the  examin- 
ers, too,  carefully,  to  see  what  line  they  take, 
whether  science,  or  history,  or  scholarship  is 
likely  to  tell  most,  that  they  may  handle  the 
rest  of  their  starters  accordingly.  Behind 
them,  for  the  most  part,  on  the  hindermost 
benches  of  the  flight  of  raised  steps,  anxious 
younger  brothers  and  friends  sit,  for  a few  min- 
utes at  a time,  flitting  in  and  out  in  much  un- 
rest, and  making  the  ohjccts  of  their  solicitude 
more  nervous  than  ever  by  their  sympathy. 

It  is  now  the  afternoon  of  the  second  day  of 
the  viva  voce  examinations  in  honors.  Blake 
is  one  of  the  men  in.  His  tutor.  Hardy,  Grey, 
Tom,  and  other  St.  Ambrose  men,  have  all 
been  in  the  schools  more  or  less  during  his  ex- 
amination, and  now  Hardy  and  Tom  are  Avail- 
ing outside  the  doors  for  the  issuing  of  the 
testamurs. 

The  group  is  small  enough.  It  is  so  much 
of  course  that  a class-man  should  get  his  testa- 
mur that  there  is  no  excitement  about  it; 
generally  the  man  himself  stops  to  receiA'e  it. 

The  only  anxious  faces  in  the  group  are  Tom’s 
and  Hardy’s.  They  haA-e  not  exchanged  a 
Avord  for  the  last  feAv  minutes  in  their  short 
Avalk  before  the  door.  Noav  the  examiners 
come  out  and  Avalk  aAA^ay  toAvards  their  col- 
leges, and  the  next  minute  the  door  again 
opens  and  the  clerk  of  the  schools  appears  Avith 
the  slips  of  paper  in  his  hand. 

“Noav  you’ll  see  if  I’m  not  right,”  said 
Hardy,  as  they  gathered  to  the  door  Avith  the 
rest.  “I  tell  you  there  isn’t  the  least  chance 
for  him.” 

The  clerk  read  out  the  names  inscribed  on 
the  testamurs  which  he  held,  and  handed  them 
to  the  OAvners. 

“ HaA^en’t  you  one  for  Mr.  Blake  of  St.  Am- 
brose?” said  Tom,  desperately,  as  the  clerk 
Avas  closing  the  door. 

“No,  sir;  none  but  those  I have  just  gh^en 
out,”  ansAA’ered  the  clerk,  shaking  his  head. 
The  door  closed,  and  they  turned  aAvay  in  si- 
lence for  the  first  minute. 

“I  told  you  hoAV  R Avould  be,”  said  Hardy, 
as  they  passed  out  of  the  south  gate  into  the 
Ratcliffe  Quadrangle. 

“But  he  seemed  to  be  doing  so  aa’cII  when  I 
AA'as  in.” 

“You  Avere  not  there  at  the  time.  I thought 
at  first  they  Avould  have  sent  him-  out  of  the 
schools  at  once.” 

“ In  his  diA'initA',  wasn’t  it?” 

“Yes;  he  Avas  asked  to  repeat  one  of  the 
Articles,  and  didn’t  knoAV  three  words  of  it. 


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From  that  moment  I saw  it  was  all  over.  The 
examiner  and  he  both  lost  their  tempers,  and 
it  went  from  bad  to  worse,  till  the  examiner  re- 
marked that  he  could  have  answered  one  of  the 
questions  he  was  asking  when  he  was  ten  years 
old,  and  Blake  replied,  so  could  he.  They 


gave  him  a paper  in  divinity  afterwards,  but 
you  could  see  there  was  no  chance  for  him.” 
“Poor  fellow!  what  will  he  do,  do  you 
think  ? How  will  he  take  it  ?” 

“ I can’t  tell.  But  Fm  afraid  it  will  be  a 
very  serious  matter  for  him.  He  was  the 
ablest  man  in  our  year,  too.  What  a pity  !” 
They  got  into  St.  Ambrose  just  as  the  bell  for 


afternoon  chapel  was  going  down,  and  went  in. 
Blake  was  there  and  one  look  showed  him  what 
had  happened.  In  fact  he  had  expected  noth- 
ing else  all  day  since  his  breakdown  in  the  Ar- 
ticles. Tom  couldn’t  help  watching  him  dur- 
ing chapel ; and  afterwards,  on  that  evening,  ac- 


knowledged to  a friend  that,  whatever  else  you 
might  think  of  Blake,  there  was  no  doubt  about 
his  gameness. 

After  chapel  he  loitered  outside  the  door  in 
the  quadrangle,  talking  just  as  usual,  and  be- 
fore hall  he  loitered  on  the  steps  in  well-feigned 
carelessness.  Every»body  else  was  thinking  of 
his  breakdown  ; some  witli  real  sorrow  and  sym- 


VIVA  VOCE.’  IN  THE ‘schools.’ 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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pathy ; others  as  of  any  other  nine-clays’  won- 
der— pretty  much  as  if  the  favorite  for  the  Der- 
by had  broken  down  ; others  with  ill-concealed 
triumph,  for  Blake  had  many  enemies  among 
the  men.  He  himself  was  conscious  enough  of 
what  they  were  thinking,  but  maintained  his 
easy,  gay  manner  through  it  all,  though  the  ef- 
fort it  cost  him  was  tremendous.  The  only  al- 
lusion he  made  to  Avhat  had  happened  which 
Tom  heard  was  when  he  asked  him  to  wine. 

“ Are  you  engaged  to-night.  Brown  ?”  he 
said.  Tom  answered  in  the  negative.  “ Come 
to  me,  then,”  he  went  on.  “You  won’t  get 
another  chance  in  St;  Ambrose.  I have  a few 
bottles  of  old  wine  left ; we  may  as  well  floor 
them  : they  won’t  bear  moving  to  a hall  with 
their  master.” 

And  then  he  turned  to  some  other  men  and 
asked  them — every  one,  in  fact,  whom  he  came 
across,  especially  the  dominant  fast  set  with 
whom  he  had  chiefly  lived.  These  young  gen- 
tlemen (of  whom  we  had  a glimpse  at  the  out- 
set, but  whose  company  we  have  carefully  avoid- 
ed ever  since,  seeing  that  their  sayings  and  do- 
ings were  of  a kind  of  which  the  less  said  the 
better)  had  been  steadily  going  on  in  their  way, 
getting  more  and  more  idle,  reckless,  and  inso- 
lent. Their  doings  had  been  already  so  scan- 
dalous on  several  occasions  as  to  call  for  solemn 
meetings  of  the  college  authorities ; but,  no 
vigorous  measures  having  followed,  such  delib- 
erations had  only  made  matters  worse,  and 
given  the  men  a notion  that  they  could  do  what 
they  pleased  with  impunity.  This  night  the 
climax  had  come;  it  was  as  though  the  flood 
of  misrule  had  at  last  broken  banks  and  over- 
flowed the  whole  college. 

For  two  hours  the  wine-party  in  Blake’s  large 
ground-floor  rooms  was  kept  up  with  a wild, 
reckless  mirth,  in  keeping  with  the  host’s  tem- 
per. Blake  was  on  his  mettle.  He  had  ask- 
ed every  man  with  whom  he  had  a speaking 
acquaintance,  as  if  he  wished  to  face  out  his 
disaster  at  once  to  the  whole  world.  Many  of 
the  men  came  feeling  uncomfortable,  and  would 
sooner  have  staid  away  and  treated  the  pluck  as 
a real  misfortune.  But  after  aU  Blake  was  the 
best  judge  of  how  he  liked  it  to  be  treated,  and, 
if  he  had  a fancy  for  giving  a great  wine  on  the 
oecasion,  the  civilest  thing  to  do  was  to  go  to 
it.  And  so  they  went,  and  wondered  as  much 
as  he  could  desire  at  the  brilliant  coolness  of 
their  host,  speculating  and  doubting,  neverthe- 
less, in  their  own  secret  hearts  whether  it  wasn’t 
acting,  after  all.  Acting  it  was,  no  doubt,  and 
not  worth  the  doing;  no  acting  is.  But  one 
must  make  allowances.  No  two  men  take  a 
thing  just  alike,  and  very  few  can  sit  down 
quietly  when  they  have  lost  a fall  in  life’s  wres- 
tle, and  say,  “ Well,  here  I am,  beaten  no  doubt 
this  time — by  my  own  fault  too.  Now  take  a 
good  look  at  me,  my  good  friends,  as  I know 
you  all  want  to  do,  and  say  your  say  out,  for  I 
mean  getting  up  again  directly  and  having  an- 
other turn  at  it.” 

Blake  drank  fi'eely  himself,  and  urged  his 


guests  to  drink,  which  was  a superfluous  courte- 
sy for  the  most  part.  Many  of  the  men  left 
his  rooms  considerably  excited.  They  had  dis- 
persed for  an  hour  or  so  to  billiards,  or  a stroll 
in  the  town,  and  at  ten  o’clock  reassembled  at 
supper  parties,  of  which  there  were  several  in 
college  this  evening,  especially  a monster  one 
at  Chanter’s  rooms — a “ Champagne  supper,” 
as  he  had  carefully  and  ostentatiously  an- 
nounced on  the  cards  of  invitation. 

This  flaunting  the  Champagne  in  their  faces 
had  been  resented  by  Drysdale  and  others,  who 
drank  his  Champagne  in  tumblers,  and  then 
abused  it  and  clamored  for  beer  in  the  middle 
of  the  supper.  Chanter,  whose  prodigality  in 
some  ways  was  only  exceeded  by  his  general 
meanness,  had  lost  his  temper  at  this  demand, 
and  insisted  that,  if  they  wanted  beer,  they 
might  send  for  it  themselves,  for  he  wouldn’t 
pay  for  it.  This  protest  was  treated  with  up- 
roarious contempt,  and  gallons  of  ale  soon  made 
their  appearance  in  college  jugs  and  tankards. 
The  tables  were  cleared,  and  songs  (most  of 
them  of  more  than  doubtful  character),  cigars, 
and  all  sorts  of  compounded  drinks,  from  claret 
cup  to  egg  flip,  succeeded.  The  company,  re- 
cruited constantly  as  men  came  into  college, 
was  getting  more  and  more  excited  every  min- 
ute. The  scouts  cleared  away  and  carried  oflf 
all  relics  of  the  supper,  and  then  left ; still  the 
revel  went  on,  till,  by  midnight,  the  men  were 
ripe  for  any  mischief  or  folly  which  those  among 
them  who  retained  any  brains  at  all  could  sug- 
gest. The  signal  for  breaking  up  was  given 
by  the  host’s  falling  from  his  seat.  Some  of 
the  men  rose  with  a shout-  to  put  him  to  bed, 
which  they  accomplished  with  difficulty,  after 
dropping  him  several  times,  and  left  him  to 
snore  off  the  effects  of  his  debauch  with  one  of 
his  boots  on.  Others  took  to  doing  what  mis- 
chief occurred  to  them  in  his  rooms.  One  man, 
mounted  on  a chair  with  a cigar  in  his  mouth 
which  had  gone  out,  was  employed  in  pouring 
the  contents  of  a Champagne  bottle  with  un- 
steady hand  into  the  clock  on  the  mantel-piece. 
‘Chanter  \^s  a particular  man  in  this  sort  of 
furniture,  and  his  clock  was  rather  a specialty. 
It  was  a large  bronze  figure  of  Atlas,  support- 
ing the  globe  in  the  shape  of  a time-piece. 
Unluckily,  the  maker,  not  anticipating  the  sort 
of  test  to  which  his  work  would  be  subjected, 
had  ingeniously  left  the  hole  for  winding  up  in 
the  top  of  the  clock,  so  that  unusual  facilities 
existed  for  drowning  the  world-carrier,  and  he 
was  already  almost  at  his  last  tick.  One  or 
two  men  were  morally  aiding  and  abetting,  and 
physically  supporting  the  experimenter  on 
clocks,  who  found  it  difficult  to  stand  to  his 
work  by  himself.  Another  knot  of  young  gen- 
tlemen stuck  to  the  tables,  and  so  continued  to 
shout  out  scraps  of  song,  sometimes  standing 
on  their  chairs  and  sometimes  tumbling  off 
them.  Another  set  were'  employed  on  the 
amiable  work  of  pouring  beer  and  sugar  into 
three  new  pairs  of  polished  leather  dress-boots, 
with  colored  tops  to  them,  which  they  discover- 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


ed  in  the  dressing-room.  Certainly,  as  they  re- 
marked, Chanter  could  have  no  possible  use  for 
so  many  dress-boots  at  once,  and  it  was  a pity 
the  beer  should  be  wasted  ; but  on  the  whole, 
perhaps,  the  materials  were  never  meant  for 
combination,  and  had  better  have  been  kept 
apart.  Others  had  gone  away  to  break  into 
the  kitchen,  headed  by  one  who  had  just  come 
into  college  and  vowed  he  would  have  some 
supper ; and  others,  to  screw  up  an  unpopular 
tutor,  or  to  break  into  the  rooms  of  some  inof- 
fensive freshman.  The  remainder  mustered  on 
the  grass  in  the  quadrangle,  and  began  playing 
leap-frog  and  larking  one  another.  Among 
these  last  was  our  hero,  who  had  been  at  Blake’s 
wine  and  one  of  the  quieter  supper  parties ; 
and,  though  not  so  far  gone  as  most  of  his  com- 
panions, was  by  no  means  in  a state  in  which 
he  would  have  cared  to  meet  the  Dean.  lie 
lent  his  heaity  aid,  accordingly,  to  swell  the 
noise  and  tumult,  which  was  becoming  some- 
thing out  of  the  way  even  for  St.  Ambrose’s. 
As  the  leap-frog  was  flagging,  Drysdale  sudden- 
ly appeared,  carrying  some  silver  plates  which 
were  used  on  solemn  occasions  in  the  common 
room,  and  allowed  to  be  issued  on  special  ap- 
plication for  gentlemen-commoners’  parties.  A 
rush  was  made  towards  him. 

“Hallo,  here’s  Drysdale  wdth  lots  of  swag,” 
shouted  one.  “ What  are  you  going  to  do  with 
it?”  cried  another.  Drysdale  paused  a moment 
with  the  peculiarly  sapient  look  of  a tipsy  man 
who  has  suddenly  lost  the  thread  of  his  ideas, 
and  then  suddenly  broke  out  with  : 

“ Hang ‘it ! I forget.  But  let’s  play  at  quoits 
with  them.” 

The  proposal  was  received  with  applause,  and 
the  game  began,  but  Drysdale  soon  left  it.  He 
had  evidently  some  notion  in  his  head  which 
would  not  suffer  him  to  turn  to  any  thing  else 
till  he  had  carried  it  out.  He  went  off,  accord- 
ingly, to  Chanter’s  rooms,  while  the  quoits  went 
on  in  the  front  quadrangle. 

About  this  time,  however,  the  Dean  and  bur- 
sar, and  the  tutors  who  lived  in  college,  began 
to  be  conscious  that  something  unuafial  was  go- 
ing on-  They  were  quite  used  to  distant  cho- 
ruses, and  great  noises  in  the  men’s  rooms,  and 
to  a fair  amount  of  shouting  and  skylarking  in 
the  quadrangle,  and  were  long-suffering  men, 
not  given  to  interfering;  but  there  must  be  an 
end  to  all  endurance,  and  the  state  of  things 
W'hich  had  arrived  could  no  longer  be  met  by  a 
turn  in  bed  and  a growl  at  the  uproars  and  fol- 
lies of  under-graduates. 

Presently  some  of  the  rioters  on  the  grass 
caught  sight  of  a figure  gliding  along  the  side 
of  the  quadrangle  towards  the  Dean’s  staircase. 
A shout  arose  that  tlie  enemy  tvas  up,  but  little 
heed  was  paid  to  it  by  the  greater  number. 
Tlien  another  figure  passed  from  the  Dean’s 
staircase  to  the  porter’s  lodge.  Those  of  the 
men  who  had  any  sense  lefi  saw  that  it  was  time 
to  quit,  and,  after  warning  the  rest,  went  off  to- 
wards their  rooms.  Tom,  on  his  way  to  his 
staircase,  caught  sight  of  a figure  seated  in  a re- 


mote corner  of  the  inner  quadrangle,  and  made 
for  it,  impelled  by  natural  curiosity.  He  found 
Drysdale  seated  on  the  ground  with  several  sil- 
ver tankards  by  his  side,  employed  to  the  best 
of  his  powers  in  digging  a hole  with  one  of  the 
college  carving-knives. 

“ Hallo,  Drysdale  ! what  are  you  up  to?”  he 
shouted,  laying  his  hand  on  his  shoulder. 

“Providing  for  poshterity,”  replied  Drys- 
dale, gravely,  without  looking  up. 

“ What  the  deuce  do  you  mean?  Don’t  be 
such  an  ass ! The  Dean  will  be  out  in  a min- 
ute. Get  up  and  come  along.” 

“ I tell  you,  old  fellow,”  said  Drysdale,  some- 
what inarticulately,  and  driving  his  knife  into 
the  ground  again,  “ the  dons  are  going  to  spout 
the  college  plate.  So  I am  burying  tliese  arti- 
cles for  poshterity — ” 

“ Hang  posterity !”  said  Tom  ; “come  along 
directly,  or  you’ll  be  caught  and  rusticated.” 

“Go  to  bed.  Brown — you’re  drunk.  Brown,” 
replied  Drysdale,  continuing  his  work,  and  strik- 
ing the  carving-knife  into  the  ground  so  close 
to  his  own  thigh  that  it  made  Tom  shudder. 

“ Here  they  are,  then  !”  he  cried  the  next  mo- 
ment, seizing  Drysdale  by  the  arm,  as  a rush  of 
men  came  through  the  passage  into  the  back 
quadrangle,  shouting  and  tumbling  along,  and 
making  in  small  groups  for  the  different  stair- 
cases. The  Dean  and  two  of  the  tutors  follow- 
ed, and  the  porter  bearing  a lantern.  There 
was  no  time  to  be  lost ; so  Tom,  after  one  more 
struggle  to  pull  Drysdale  up  and  hurry  him  off, 
gave  it  up,  and,  leaving  him  to  his  fate,  ran 
across  to  his  own  staircase. 

For  the  next  half-hour  the  Dean  and  his  par- 
ty patrolled  the  college,  and  succeeded  at  last  in 
restoring  order,  though  not  without  some  un- 
dignified and  disagreeable  passages.  The  lights 
on  the  staircases,  which  generally  burnt  all  night, 
were  of  course  put  out  as  they  approached.  On 
the  first  staircase  which  they  stormed  the  por- 
ter’s lantern  was  knocked  out  of  his  hand  by  an 
unseen  adversary,  and  the  light  put  out  on  the 
bottom  stairs.  On  the  first  landing  the  bursar 
trod  on  a small  terrier  belonging  to  a fast  fresh- 
man, and  the  dog  naturally  thereupon  bit  the 
bursar’s  leg  ; while  his  master  and  other  en  fants 
perdus,  taking  advantage  of  the  diversion,  rush- 
ed down  the  dark  stairs,  past  the  party  of  order, 
and  into  the  quadrangle,  where  they  scattered 
amidst  a shout  of  laughter.  While  the  porter 
was  gone  for  a light,  the  Dean  and  his  party 
rashly  ventured  on  a second  ascent.  Here  an 
unexpected  catastrophe  awaited  them.  On  the 
top  landing  lived  one  of  the  steadiest  men  in 
college,  whose  door  had  been  tried  shortly  be- 
fore. He  had  been  roused  out  of  his  first  sleep, 
and,  vowing  vengeance  on  the  next  comers, 
stood  behind  his  oak,  holding  his  brown  George, 
or  huge  earthenware  receptacle,  half-full  of  dir- 
ty water,  in  which  his  bedmaker  had  been  wash- 
ing up  his  tea-things.  Hearing  stealthy  steps 
and  whisperings  on  the  stairs  below,  he  sudden- 
ly threw  open  his  oak,  discharging  the  whole 
contents  of  his  brown  George  on  tlie  approach- 


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ing  authorities,  with  a shout  of,  “ Take  that  for 
your  skulking.” 

The  exasperated  Dean  and  tutors  rushing  on, 
seized  their  astonished  and  innocent  assailant, 
and,  after  receiving  explanations  and  the  otier 
of  clean  towels,  hurried  off  again  after  the  real 
enemy.  And  now  the  porter  appeared  again 
with  a light,  and,  continuing  their  rounds,  they 
apprehended  and  disarmed  Drysdale,  collected 
the  college  plate,  marked  down  others  of  the 
rioters,  visited  Chanter’s  rooms,  held  a parley 
with  the  one  of  their  number  who  was  screwed 
up  in  his  rooms,  and  discovered  that  the  bars 
had  been  wrenched  out  of  the  kitchen  v/indow. 
After  which  they  retired  to  sleep  on  their  indig- 
nation, and  quiet  settled  down  again  on  the  an- 
cient and  venerable  college. 

The  next  morning  at  chapel  many  of  the  rev- 
ellers met ; in  fact,  there  was  a fuller  attend- 
ance than  usual,  for  every  one  felt  that  some- 
thing serious  must  be  impending.  After  such 
a night  the  dons  must  make  a stand,  or  give  up 
altogether.  The  most  reckless  only  of  the  fast 
set  were  absent.  St.  Cloud  was  thei'e,  dressed 
even  more  precisely  than  usual,  and  looking  as 
if  he  were  in  the  habit  of  going  to  bed  at  ten, 
and  had  never  heard  of  milk-punch.  Tom  turn- 
ed out  not  much  the  worse  himself,  but  in  his 
heart  feeling  not  a little  ashamed  of  the  whole 
business — of  the  party,  the  men,  but,  above  all, 
of  himself.  He  thrust  the  shame  back,  how- 
ever, as  well  as  he  could,  and  put  a cool  face  on 
it.  Probably  most  of  the  men  were  in  much 
the  same  state  of  mind.  Even  in  St,  Ambrose’s, 
reckless  and  vicious  as  the  college  had  become, 
by  far  the  greater  part  of  the  under-graduates 
Avould  gladly  have  seen  a change  in  the  direc- 
tion of  order  and  decency,  and  were  sick  of  the 
wretched  license  of  doing  right  in  their  own 
eyes,  and  wrong  in  every  other  person’s. 

As  the  men  trooped  out  of  chapel,  they  form- 
ed in  corners  of  the  quadrangle,  except  the  read- 
ing set,  who  went  off  quietly  to  their  rooms. 
There  was  a pause  of  a minute  or  two.  Nei- 
ther principal,  dean,  tutor,  nor  fellow  followed 
as  on  ordinary  occasions.  “They’re  hatching 
something  in  the  outer  chapel,”  said  one. 

“ It’ll  be  a coarse  time  for  Chanter,  I take 
it,”  said  another. 

“Was  your  name  sent  to  the  buttery  for  his 
supper  ?” 

No,  I took  d — d good  care  of  that,”  said  St. 
Cloud,  who  was  addressed. 

“ Drysdale  was  caught,  wasn’t  he  ?” 

“ So  I hear,  and  nearly  frightened  the  Dean 
and  the  porter  out  of  their  wits  by  staggering  af- 
ter them  with  a carving-knife.” 

“ He’ll  be  sacked,  of  course.” 

“ Much  he’ll  care  for  that." 

“ Here  they  come,  then.  By  Jove,  how  black 
they  look !” 

The  authorities  now  came  out  of  the  ante- 
chapel  door,  and  walked  slowlj'’  across  towards 
the  Principal’s  house  in  a body.  At  this  mo- 
ment, as  ill-luck  would  have  it.  Jack  trotted  into 
the  front  quadrangle,  dragging  after  him  the  light 


steel  chain  with  which  he  was  usually  fastened 
up  in  Drysdale’s  scout’s  room  at  night.  He 
came  innocently  towards  one  and  another  of  the 
groups,  and  retired  from  each  much  astonished 
at  the  low  growl  with  which  his  acquaintance 
was  repudiated  on  all  sides. 

“ Porter,  whose  dog  is  that?”  said  the  Dean, 
catcliing  sight  of  him. 

“ Mr.  Drysdale’s  dog,  sir,  I tliink,  sir,”  an- 
swered the  porter. 

“Probably  the  animal  who  bit  me  last  night,” 
said  the  bursar.  His  knowledge  of  dogs  was 
small ; if  Jack  had  fastened  on  him  he  would 
probably  have  been  in  bed  from  the  effects, 

“Turn  the  dog  out  of  college,”  said  the 
Dean. 

“ Please,  sir,  he’s  a very  savage  dog,  sir,”  said 
the  porter,  whose  respect  for  Jack  was  un- 
bounded, 

“Turn  him  out  immediately,”  replied  the 
Dean. 

The  wretched  porter,  arming  himself  with  a 
broom,  approached  Jack,  and,  after  some  coax- 
ing, managed  to  catch  hold  of  the  end  of  h’s 
chain,  and  began  to  lead  him  towards  the  gates, 
carefully  holding  out  the  broom  towards  Jack’s 
nose  with  his  other  hand,  to  protect  himself : 
Jack  at  first  hauled  away  at  his  chain,  and  then 
began  circling  round  the  porter  at  the  full  ex- 
tent of  it,  evidently  meditating  an  attack.  Not- 
withstanding the  seriousness  of  the  situation 
the  ludicrous  alarm  of  the  porter  set  the  men 
laughing. 

“Come  along,  or  Jack- will  be  pinning  the 
wretched  Copas,”  said  Jervis;  and  he  and  Tom 
stepped  up  to  the  terrified  little  man,  and,  releas- 
ing him,  led  Jack,  who  knew  them  both  well, 
out  of  college. 

“Were  you  at  that  supper-party?”  said  Jer- 
vis, as  they  deposited  Jack  vrith  an  hostler,  who 
was  lounging  outside  the  gates,  to  be  taken  to 
Drysdale’s  stables. 

“ No,”  said  Tom. 

“I’m  glad  to  hear  it;  there  will  be  a pretty 
clean  sweep  after  last  night's  doings.” 

“ But  I was  in  the  quadrangle  when  they 
came  out.” 

“ Not  caught,  eh  ?”  said  Jervis. 

“ No  ; luckily,  I got  to  my  own  rooms  at 
once.” 

“Were  any  of  the  crew  caught?” 

“Not  that  I know  of.” 

“Well,  we  shall  hear  enough  of  it  before 
lecture-time.” 

Jervis  was  right.  There  was  a meeting  in 
the  common  room  directly  after  breakfast. 
Drysdale,  anticipating  his  fate,  took  his  name 
off'  before  they  sent  for  him.  Chanter  and  three 
or  four  others  were  rusticated  for  a year,  and 
Blake  was  ordered  to  go  down  at  once.  He 
was  a scholar,  and  what  was  to  be  done  in  his 
case  would  be  settled  at  the  meeting  at  the  end 
of  term. 

For  twenty-four  hours  it  was  supposed  that 
St.  Cloud  had  escaped  altogether ; but  at  the 
end  of  that  time  he  was  summoned  before  a 


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meeting  in  the  common  room.  The  tutor, 
whose  door  had  been  so  effectually  screwed  up 
that  he  had  been  obliged  to  get  out  of  his  win- 
dow by  a ladder  to  attend  morning  chapel, 
proved  wholly  unable  to  appreciate  the  joke,  and 
set  himself  to  vork  to  discover  the  perpetrators 
of  it.  The  door  was  fastened  with  long  gim- 
lets, which  had  been  screwed  firmly  in,  and, 
when  driven  well  home,  their  heads  knocked  off. 
The  tutor  collected  the  shafts  of  the  gimlets 
from  the  carpenter,  who  came  to  effect  an  entry 
for  him ; and,  aftercareful  examination,  discov- 
ered the  trade-mark.  So,  putting  them  in  his 
pocket,  he  walked  off  into  the  town,  and  soon 
came  back  with  the  information  he  required, 
which  resulted  in  the  rustication  of  St.  Cloud, 
an  event  which  was  borne  by  the  college  with 
the  greatest  equanimity. 

Shortly  afterwards  Tom  attended  in  the 
schools’  quadrangle  again,  to  be  present  at  the 
posting  of  the  class-list.  This  time  there  were 
plenty  of  anxious  faces  ; the  quadrangle  was  full 
of  them.  He  felt  almost  as  nervous  himself  as 
if  he  were  waiting  for  the  third  gun.  He  thrust 
himself  forward,  and  was  among  the  first  who 
caught  sight  of  the  document.  One  look  was 
enough  for  him,  and  the  next  moment  he  was 
off  at  full  speed  to  St.  Ambrose,  and,  rushing 
headlong  into  Hardy's  rooms,  seized  him  by  the 
hand  and  shook  it  vehemently. 

“It’s  all  right,  old  fellow!” he  cried,  as  soon 
as  he  could  catch  his  breath;  “it’s  all  right! 
Four  firsts — you’re  one  of  them.  Well  done  !” 
“And  Grey, where’s  he?  is  he  all  right?” 

“ Bless  me,  I forgot  to  look,”  said  Tom  ; “ I 
only  read  the  firsts,  and  then  came  off  as  hard 
as  I could.” 

“ Then  he  is  not  a first?” 

“No;  I’m  sure  of  that.” 

“ I must  go  and  see  him  ; he  deserved  it  far 
more  than  I.” 

“No,  by  Jove!  old  boy,”  said  Tom,  seizing 
him  again  by  the  hand,  “that  he  didn’t;  nor 
any  man  that  ever  went  into  the  schools.” 

“ Thank  }'Ou,  Brown,”  said  Ilai'dy,  returning 
his  warm  grip.  “You  do  one  good.  Now  to 
see  poor  Grey,  and  to  write  to  my  dear  old  fa- 
ther before  hall.  Fancy  him  opening  the  letter 
at  breakfast  the  day  after  to-morrow ! I only 
hope  it  won’t  hurt  him.” 

“Never  fear.  I don’t  believe  in  people  dying 
of  joy,  and  any  thing  short  of  sudden  death  he 
won’t  mind,  at  the  price.” 

Hardy  hurried  off ; and  Tom  went  to  his  own 
rooms,  and  smoked  a cigar  to  allay  his  excite- 
ment, and  thought  about  his  friend,  and  all  they 
had  felt  together,  and  laughed  and  mourned  over, 
in  the  short  months  of  their  friendship.  A pleas- 
ant dreamy  half-hour  he  spent  thus,  till  the  hall 
bell  roused  him,  and  he  made  his  toilet  and  went 
to  his  dinner. 

It  was  with  very  mixed  feelings  that  Hardy 
walked  by  the  servitors’  table  and  took  his  seat 
with  the  bachelors,  an  equal  at  last  among  equals. 
No  man  who  is  worth  his  salt  can  leave  a place 
where  he  has  gone  through  hard  and  searching 


discipline,  and  been  tried  in  the  very  depths  of 
his  heart,  without  regi-et,  however  much  he  may 
have  winced  under  the  discipline.  It  is  no  light 
thing  to  fold  up  and  lay  by  forever  a portion  of 
one’s  life,  even  when  it  can  be  laid  by  with  hon- 
or and  in  thankfulness. 

But  it  was  with  no  mixed  feelings,  but  with  a 
sense  of  entire  triumph  and  joy,  that  'I’om  watch- 
ed his  friend  taking  his  new  place,  and  the  dons 
one  after  another  coming  up  and  congratulating 
him,  and  treating  him  as  the  man  who  had  done 
honor  to  them  and  his  college. 


CHAPTER  XXV. 

C O M 31  E SI  O R A T I O N . 

The  end  of  the  academic  year  was  now  at 
hand,  and  Oxford  was  beginning  to  put  on  her 
gayest  clothing.  The  college  gardeners  were  in 
a state  of  unusual  activity,  and  the  lawns  and 
flower-beds,  which  form  such  exquisite  settings 
to  many  of  the  venerable  gray,  gabled  buildings, 
were  as  neat  and  as  bright  as  hands  could  make 
them.  Cooks,  butlers,  and  their  assistants  were 
bestirring  themselves  in  kitchen  and  buttery,  un- 
der the  direction  of  bursars  jealous  of  the  fame  of 
their  houses,  in  the  preparation  of  the  abundant 
and  solid  fare  with  which  Oxford  is  wont  to  en- 
tertain all  coiners.  Every  thing  the  best  of  its 
kind,  no  stint  but  no  nonsense,  seems  to  be  the 
wise  rule  which  the  university  hands  down  and 
lives  up  to  in  these  matters.  However  we  may 
differ  as  to  her  degeneracy  in  other  departments, 
all  who  have  ever  visited  her  will  admit  that  in 
this  of  hospitality  she  is  still  a great  national 
teacher,  acknowledging  and  preaching  by  ex- 
ample the  fact  that  eating  and  drinking  are  im- 
portant parts  of  man’s  life,  which  are  to  be  allow- 
ed their  due  prominence,  and  not  thrust  into  a 
corner,  but  are  to  be  done  soberly  and  thank- 
fully in  the  sight  of  God  and  man.  The  coaches 
were  bringing  in  heavy  loads  of  visitors ; car- 
riages of  all  kinds  were  coming  in  from  the 
neighboring  counties ; and  lodgings  in  the  High 
Street  were  going  up  to  fabulous  prices. 

In  one  of  these  High  Street  lodgings,  on  the 
evening  of  the  Saturday  before  Commemoration, 
Miss  Winter  and  her  cousin  are  sitting.  They 
have  been  in  Oxford  the  greater  part  of  the  day, 
having  posted  up  from  Englebourn  ; but  they 
have  only  just  come  in,  for  the  younger  lady  is 
still  in  her  bonnet,  and  Miss  Winter’s  lies  on 
the  table.  The  windows  are  wide  open,  and 
Miss  Winter  is  sitting  at  one  of  them  ; while 
her  cousin  is  busied  in  examining  the  furniture 
and  decorations  of  their  temporary  home,  now 
commenting  upon  these,  now  pouring  out  praises 
of  Oxford. 

“Isn’t  it  too  charming?  I never  dreamt 
that  any  town  could  be  so  beautiful.  Don't 
you  feel  wild  about  it,  Katie?” 

“ It  is  the  queen  of  towms,  dear.  But  I know 
it  well,  you  see,  so  that  I can’t  be  quite  so  en- 
thusiastic'as  you.” 


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“ Oh,  tliose  dear  gardens ! what  was  the  name 
of  those  ones  with  the  targets  up,  where  they 
were  shooting?  Don’t  you  remember?” 

“ New  College  Gardens,  on  the  old  city  wall, 
3’ou  mean  ?” 

“No,  no.  They  were  very  nice  and  senti- 
mental. I should  like  to  go  and  sit  and  read 
poetry  there.  But  I mean  the  big  ones,  the 
gorgeous,  princely  ones,  with  wicked  old  Bishop 
Laud’s  gallery  looking  into  them.” 

- “Oh!  St.  John’s,  of  course.” 

“ Yes,  St.  John’s.  Why  do  you  hate  Laud 
so,  Katie  ?” 

“I  don’t  hate  him,  dear.  He  was  a Berk- 
shire man,  you  know.  But  I think  he  did  a 
great  deal  of  harm  to  the  Church.” 

“ How  did  you  think  my  new  silk  looked  in 
the  gardens?  How  lucky  I brought  it,  wasn’t 
it?  I shouldn’t  have  liked  to  have  been  in 
nothing  but  muslins.  They  don’t  suit  here ; 
you  want  something  richer  among  the  old  build- 
ings, and  on  the  beautiful  velvety  turf  of  the 
gardens.  How  do  you  think  I looked  ?” 

“You  looked  like  a queen,  dear;  or  a lady- 
in-waiting,  at  least.” 

“Yes,  a lady-in-waiting  on  Henrietta  Maria. 
Didn’t  you  hear  one  of  the  gentlemen  say  that 
she  was  lodged  in  St.  John’s  when  Charles 
marched  to  relieve  Gloucester ! Ah  ! can’t  you 
fancy  her  sweeping  about  the  gardens,  with  her 
ladies  following  her,  and  Bishop  Laud  walking 
just  a little  behind  her,  and  talking  in  a low 
voice  about — let  me  see — something  very  im- 
portant ?” 

“Oh,  Mary,  whei’e  has  your  history  gone? 
He  was  Archbishop,  and  w'as  safely  locked  up 
in  the  Tower.” 

“ Well,  perhaps  he  was;  then  he  couldn’t  be 
with  her,  of  course.  How  stupid  of  you  to  re- 
member, Katie.  Why  can’t  you  make  up  your 
mind  to  enjoy  yourself  when  you  come  out  for  a 
holiday  ?” 

“ I shouldn’t  enjoy  myself  any  the  more  for 
forgetting  dates,”  said  Katie,  laughing. 

“ Oh,  you  would  though  ; only  try.  But  let 
me  see,  it  can’t  be  Laud.  Then  it  shall  be  that 
cruel  drinking  old  man,  with  the  wooden  leg 
made  of  gold,  who  was  governor  of  Oxfoi'd  when 
the  king  was  away.  He  must  be  hobbling  along 
after  the  queen  in  a buff  coat  and  breast-plate, 
holding  his  hat  with  a long  drooping  white 
feather  in  his  hand.” 

“But  you  wouldn’t  like  it  at  all,  Mary;  it 
would  be  too  serious  for  you.  The  poor  queen 
would  be  too  anxious  for  gossip,  and  you  ladies- 
in-waiting  would  be  obliged  to  walk  after  her 
without  saying  a word.” 

“ Yes,  that  would  be  stupid.  But  then  she 
would  have  to  go  away  with  the  old  governor  to 
write, dispatches;  and  some  of  the  young  offi- 
cers with  long  hair,  and  beautiful  lace  sleeves 
and  large  boots,  whom  the  king  had  left  behind, 
wounded,  might  come  and  walk  perhaps,  or  sit 
in  the  sun  in  the  quiet  gardens.” 

Mary  looked  oA'er  her  shoulder  with  the  mer- 
riest twinkle  in  her  eye,  to  see  how  her  steady 
1) 


cousin  would  take  this  last  picture.  “The  col- 
lege authorities  would  never  allow  that,”  she 
said  quietly,  still  looking  out  of  window;  “if 
you  wanted  beaux,  you  must  have  hud  them  in 
black  gowns.” 

“ They  would  have  been  jealous  of  the  sol- 
diers, you  think?  Well,  I don’t  mind;  the 
black  gowns  arc  very  pleasant,  only  a little  stiff. 
But  how  do  you  think  my  bonnet  looked  ?” 

“ Charmingly.  But  when  are  you  going  to 
have  done  looking  in  the  glass  ? You  don’t  care 
for  the  buildings,  I believe,  a bit.  Come  and 
look  at  St.  Mary’s  ; there  is  such  a lovely  light 
on  the  steeple !” 

“I’ll  come  directly,  but  I must  get  these  flow- 
ers right.  I’m  sure  there  are  too  many  in  this 
trimming.” 

Mary  was  trying  her  new  bonnet  on  over  and 
over  again  before  the  mantel-glass,  and  pulling 
out  and  changing  the  places  of  the  blush-rose 
buds  with  which  it  was  trimmed.  Just  then  a 
noise  of  wheels,  accompanied  by  a merry  tune 
on  a cornopean,  came  in  from  the  street. 

“What’s  that,  Katie  ?”  she  cried,  stopping 
her  work  for  a moment. 

“A  coach  coming  up  from  Magdalen  Bridge. 
I think  it  is  a cricketing-party  coming  home.” 
“Oh,  let  me  see!”  and  she  tripped  across  to 
the  window,  bonnet  in  hand,  and  stood  beside 
her  cousin.  And  then,  sure  enough,  a coach 
covered  with  cricketers  returning  from  a match 
drove  past  the  -window.  The  young  ladies 
looked  out  at  first  with  great  curiosity ; but, 
suddenly  finding  themselves  the  mark  for  a 
whole  coach-load  of  male  eyes,  shrank  back  a 
little  before  the  cricketers  had  passed  on  tow’ards 
the  “Mitre.”  As  the  coach  passed  out  of  sight, 
Mary  gave  a pretty  toss  of  her  head,  and  said  : 
“Well,  they  don’t  want  for  assurance,  at  any 
rate.  I think  they  needn’t  have  stared  so.” 

“It  was  our  fault,”  said  Katie ; ‘Gve  shouldn’t 
have  been  at  the  window.  Besides,  you  know 
you  are  to  be  a lady-in-waiting  on  Henrietta 
Maria  up  here,  and  of  course  you  must  get  used 
to  being  stared  at.” 

“ Oh  yes,  but  that  was  to  be  by  young  gentle- 
men wounded  in  the  wars,  in  lace  ruffles,  as  one 
sees  them  in  pictures.  That’s  a very  different 
thing  from  young  gentlemen  in  flannel  trowsers 
and  straw  hats,  driving  up  the  High  Street  on 
coaehes.  I declare,  one  of  them  had  the  impu- 
dence to  bow  as  if  he  knew  you !” 

“ So  he  does.  That  was  my  cousin.” 

“ Your  cousin  ! Ah,  I remember.  Then 
he  must  be  my  cousin  too.” 

“ No,  not  at  all.  He  is  no  relation  of  yours.” 
“Well,  I shan’t  break  my  heart.  But  is  he 
a good  partner?” 

“I  should  say,  yes.  But  I hardly  know. 
We  used  to  be  a great  deal  together  as  children,, 
but  papa  has  been  such  an  invalid  lately.” 

“Ah,  I wonder  how  uncle  is  getting  on  at  the 
Vice-Chancellor’s.  Look,  it  is  past  eight  by 
St.  Mary’s.  When  were  we  to  go  ?’’ 

“ We  were  asked  for  nine.” 

“Then  we  must  go  and  dress.  Will  it  be 


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very  slow  and  stiff,  Katie  ? I wish  we  were 
going  to  something  not  quite  so  grand.” 
“You’ll  find  it  very  pleasant,  I dare  say.” 
“There  won’t  be  any  dancing,  though,  I 
know;  will  there ?” 

“No  ; I should  think  certainly  not.” 

“ Dear  me ! I hope  there  will  be  some  young 
men  there — I shall  be  so  shy,  I know,  if  there 
are  nothing  but  wise  people.  How  do  you  talk 
to  a Regius  Professor,  Katie  ? It  must  be  aw- 
ful.” 

“ He  will  probably  be  at  least  as  uncomforta- 
ble as  you,  dear,”  said  Miss  Winter,  laughing, 
and  rising  from  the  window;  “let  us  go  and 
dress.” 

“ Shall  I wear  my  best  gown?  W^hat  shall 
I put  in  my  hair?” 

At  this  moment  the  door  opened,  and  the 
maid-servant  introduced  Mr.  Brown. 

It  was  the  St.  Ambrose  drag  which  had  pass- 
ed along  shortly  before,  bearing  the  eleven 
home  from  a triumphant  match.  As  they 
came  over  Magdalen  Bridge,  Drysdale,  who 
had  returned  to  Oxford  as  a private  gentleman 
after  his  late  catastrophe,  which  he  had  man- 
aged to  keep  a secret  fi-om  his  guardian,  and 
was  occupying  his  usual  place  on  the  box,  call- 
ed out : 

“Now,  boys,  keep  your  eyes  open,  there  must 
be  plenty  of  lionesses  about ;”  and  thus  warned, 
the  whole  load,  including  the  cornopean  player, 
were  on  the  look-out  for  lady  visitors,  profane- 
ly called  lionesses,  all  the  way  up  the  street. 
They  had  been  gratified  by  the  sight  of  several 
walking  in  the  High  Street  or  looking  out  of 
the  windows,  before  they  caught  sight  of  Miss 
Winter  and  her  cousin.  The  appearance  of 
these  young  ladies  created  a sensation. 

“I  say,  look! — up  there  in  that  first-floor.” 
“By  George,  they’re  something  like!” 

“ The  sitter,  for  choice.” 

“No,  no,  the  standing-np  one;  she  looks  so 
saucy.” 

“ Hallo,  Brown ! do  you  know  them  ?” 

“ One  of  them  is  my  cousin,”  said  Tom,  who 
had  just  been  guilty  of  the  salutation  which,  as 
we  saw,  excited  the  indignation  of  the  younger 
lady. 

“What  luck!  You’ll  ask  me  to  meet  them 
— when  shall  it  be  ? To-morrow  at  breakfast, 
I vote.” 

“I  say,  you’ll  introduce  me  before  the  ball 
on  Monday?  promise  now,”  said  another. 

“I  don’t  know  that  I shall  see  any  thing  of 
them,”  said  Tom ; “I  shall  just  leave  a paste- 
board, but  I’m  not  in  the  humor  to  be  dancing 
about  lionizing.” 

A storm  of  indignation  arose  at  this  speech. 
The  notion  that  any  of  the  fraternity  who  had 
any  hold  on  lionesses,  particularly  if  they  were 
pretty,  should  not  use  it  to  the  utmost  for  the 
benefit  of  the  rest,  and  the  glory  and  honor  of 
the  college,  was  revolting  to  the  under-grad- 
uate mind.  So  the  whole  body  escorted  Tom 
to  the  door  of  the  lodgings,  impressing  upon 
him  the  necessity  of  engaging  both  his  lionesses 


for  every  hour  of  every  day  in  St.  Ambrose’s, 
and  left  him  not  till  they  had  heard  him  ask 
for  the  young  ladies,  and  seen  him  fairly  on  his 
way  up  stairs.  They  need  not  have  taken  so 
much  trouble,  for  in  his  secret  soul  he  was  no 
little  pleased  at  the  appearance  of  creditable  la- 
dies more  or  less  belonging  to  him,  and  would 
have  found  his  way  to  see  them  quickly  and 
surely  enough  without  any  urging.  Moreover, 
he  had  been  really  fond  of  his  cousin  years  be- 
fore, when  they  had  been  boy  and  girl  together. 

So  they  greeted  one  another  very  cordially, 
and  looked  one  another  over  as  they  shook 
hands,  to  see  what  changes  Time  had  made. 
He  makes  his  changes  rapidly  enough  at  that 
age,  and  mostly  for  the  better,  as  the  two 
cousins  thought.  It  was  nearly  three  years 
since  they  had  met,  and  then  he  was  a fifth- 
form  boy  and  she  a gird  in  the  school-room. 
They  were  both  conscious  of  a strange  pleasure, 
in  meeting  again,  mixed  with  a feeling  of  shy- 
ness and  wonder  whether  they  should  be  able 
to  step  back  into  their  old  relations. 

Mary  looked  on  demurely,  really  watching 
them,  but  ostensibly  engaged,  on  the  rosebud 
trimming.  Presently  Miss  Winter  turned  to 
her  and  said,  “I  don’t  think  you  two  ever  met 
before;  I must  introduce  you,  I suppose;  my 
cousin  Tom,  my  cousin  Mary.” 

“ Then  we  must  be  cousins  too,”  said  Tom, 
holding  out  his  hand. 

“No,  Katie  says  not,”  she  answered. 

“I  don’t  mean  to  believe  her,  then,”  said 
Tom  ; “ but  what  are  you  going  to  do  now,  to- 
night? Why  didn’t  you  write  and  tell  me  you 
W'ere  coming?” 

“We  have  been  so  shut  up  lately,  owing  to, 
papa’s  bad  health,  that  I really  had  almost  for- 
gotten you  were  at  Oxford.” 

“ By-the-by,”  said  Tom,  “ where  is  uncle?” 
“Oh,  he  is  dining  at  the  Vice-Chancellor’s, 
who  is  an  old  college  friend  of  his.  We  have 
only  been  up  hei-e  three  or  four  hours,  and  it 
has  done  him  so  much  good.  I am  so  glad  we 
spirited  him  up  to  coming.” 

“You  haven’t  made  any  engagements  yet,  I 
hope  ?” 

“Indeed  we  have;  I can’t  tell  how  many. 
We  came  in  time  for  luncheon  in  Balliol. 
Mary  and  I made  it  our  dinner,  and  we  ha’^e 
been  seeing  sights  ever  since,  and  have  been 
asked  to  go  to  I don’t  know  how  many  lunch- 
eons and  breakfasts.” 

“What,  with  a lot  of  dons,  I suppose  ?”  said 
Tom,  spitefully;  “you  won’t  enjoy  Oxford, 
then ; they’ll  bore  you  to  death.” 

“ There  now,  Katie ; that  is  just  what  I w^as 
afraid  of,”  joined  in  Maiy  ; you  remember  we 
didn’t  hear  a word  about  balls  all  the  after- 
noon.” 

“ You  haven’t  got  your  tickets  for  the  balls, 
then  ?”  said  Tom,  brightening  up. 

“ No ; how^  shall  we  get  them  ?” 

“ Oh,  I can  manage  that,  I’ve  no  doubt.” 

“ Stop  ; how  are  we  to  go  ? Papa  will  never 
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“You  needn't  think  about  that;  any  body  will 
chaperon  you.  Nobody  cares  about  that  sort 
of  thing  at  Commemoration.” 

“ Indeed,  I think  you  had  better  wait  till  I 
have  talked  to  papa.” 

“ Then  all  the  tickets  will  be  gone,”  said 
Tom.  “ You  must  go.  Wliy  shouldn’t  I chap- 
eron you  ? I know  several  men  whose  sisters 
are  going  with  them.” 

“ No,  that  will  scarcely  do,  I’m  afraid.  But 
really,  Mary,  we  must  go  and  dress.” 

“ Where  are  you  going,  then  ?”  said  Tom. 

“To  an  evening  party  at  the  Vice-Chancel- 
lor’s ; we  are  asked  for  nine  o’clock,  and  the 
half-hour  has  struck.” 

“ Hang  the  dons  ! how  unlucky  that  I didn’t 
know  before ! Have  you  any  flowers,  by-thc- 
way  ?” 

“ Not  one.” 

“ Then  I will  try  to  get  you  some  by  the  time 
you  are  ready.  May  I 

“Oh  yes,  pray  do,”  said  Mary.  “That’s 
capital,  Katie,  isn’t  it  ? Now  I shall  have  some- 
thing to  put  in  my  hair  : I couldn't  think  what 
I was  to  wear.” 

I'om  took  a look  at  the  hair  in  question,  and 
then  left  them  and  hastened  out  to  scour  the 
town  for  flowers,  as  if  his  life  depended  on  suc- 
cess. In  the  morning  he  would  probably  have 
resented  as  insulting,  or  laughed  at  as  wildly 
improbable,  the  suggestion  that  he  would  be  so 
employed  before  night. 

A double  chair  was  drawn  up  opposite  the 
door  when  he  came  back,  and  the  ladies  were 
coming  down  into  the  sitting-room. 

“Oh  look,  Katie!  AVhat  lovely  flowers! 
How  very  kind  of  you !” 

Tom  surrendered  as  much  of  his  burden  as 
that  young  lady’s  little  round  white  hands  could 
clasp  to  her,  and  deposited  the  rest  on  the  table, 

“ Now,  Katie,  which  shall  I wear — this  beau- 
tiful white  rose  all  by  itself,  or  a wreath  of  these 
pansies  ? Here,  I have  a wire  : I can  make 
them  up  in  a minute.”  She  turned  to  the  glass, 
and  held  the  rich  cream-white  rose  against  her 
hair,  and  then  turning  on  Tom,  added,  What 
do  you  think  ?” 

“I  thought  fern  would  suit  your  hair  better 
than  any  thing  else,”  said  Tom  ; “and  so  I got 
these  leaves,”  and  he  picked  out  two  slender 
fern-leaves. 

“ How  very  kind  of  you  ! Let  me  see,  how 
do  you  mean  ? Ah  ! I see  ; it  will  be  charm- 
ing and  so  saying,  she  held  the  leaves,  one  in 
each  hand,  to  the  sides  of  her  head,  and  then 
floated  about  the  room  for  needle  and  thread, 
and  with  a few  nimble  stitches  fastened  together 
the  simple  green  crown  which  her  cousin  put  on 
for  her,  making  the  points  meet  above  her  fore- 
head. Mary  was  wild  with  delight  at  the  effect, 
and  full  of  thanks  to  Tom  as  he  helped  them 
hastily  to  tie  up  bouquets,  and  then,  amidst 
much  laughing,  they  squeezed  into  the  wheel 
chair  together  (as  the  fashions  of  that  day  allow- 
ed two  young  ladies  to  do)  and  went  off  to  their 
party,  leaving  a last  injunction  on  him  to  go  up 


' and  put  the  rest  of  the  flowers  in  water,  and  to 
call  directly  after  breakfast  the  next  day. 

He  obeyed  his  orders,  and  pensively  arranged 
the  rest  of  the  flowers  in  the  china  ornaments 
on  the  mantel-piece,  and  in  a soup-plate  which 
he  got  and  placed  in  the  middle  of  the  table, 
and  then  spent  some  minutes  examining  a pair 
of  gloves  and  other  small  articles  of  women’s 
gear  which  lay  scattered  about  the  room.  The 
gloves  particularly  attracted  him,  and  he  flat- 
tened them  out  and  laid  them  on  his  own  large 
brown  hand,  and  smiled  at  the  contrast,  and 
took  other  unjustifiable  liberties  with  them  ; 
after  which  he  returned  to  college  and  endured 
much  banter  as  to  the  time  his  call  had  lasted, 
and  promised  to  engage  his  cousins,  as  he  called 
them,  to  grace  some  festivities  at  St.  Ambrose’s 
at  their  first  spare  moment. 

The  next  day,  being  Show  Sunday,  was  spent 
by  the  young  ladies  in  a ferment  of  spiritual  (ind 
other  dissipation.  They  attended  morning  serv- 
ice at  eight  at  the  cathedral;  breakfasted  at  a 
Merton  fellow’s,  from  whence  they  adjourned  to 
university  sermon.  Here  Mary,  after  two  or 
three  utterly  ineft'ectual  attempts  to  understand 
what  the  preacher  was  meaning,  soon  relapsed 
into  an  examination  of  the  bonnets  present  and 
the  doctors  and  proctors  on  the  floor,  and  the  un- 
der-graduates in  the  gallery.  On  the  whole,  she 
was,  perhaps,  better  employed  than  her  cousin, 
who  knew  enough  of  religious  party  strife  to  fol- 
low the  preacher,  and  was  made  very  uncom- 
fortable by  his  discourse,  which  consisted  of 
an  attack  upon  the  recent  publications  of  the 
most  eminent  and  best  men  in  the  university. 
Boor  Miss  Winter  came  away  with  a vague  im- 
pression of  the  wickedness  of  all  persons  who 
dare  to  travel  out  of  beaten  tracks,  and  that  the 
most  unsafe  state  of  mind  in  the  world  is  that 
which  inquires  and  aspires,  and  can  not  be  sat- 
isfied with  the  regulation-draught  of  spiritual 
doctors  in  high  places.  Being  naturally  of  a 
reverent  turn  of  mind,  she  tried  to  think  that  the 
discourse  had  done  her  good.  At  the  same  time 
she  Avas  somewhat  troubled  by  the  thought  that 
Somehow  the  best  men  in  all  times  of  which 
she  had  read  seemed  to  her  to  be  just  those 
whom  the  preacher  was  in  fact  denouncing, 
although  in  words  he  had  praised  them  as  the 
great  lights  of  the  Church.  The  words  which 
she  had  heard  in  one  of  the  lessons  kept  running 
in  her  head,  “Truly  ye  bear  witness  that  ye  do 
allow  the  deeds  of  your  fathers,  for  they  indeed 
killed  them,  but  ye  build  their  sepulchres.”  But 
she  had  little  leisure  to  think  on  the  subject,  and, 
as  her  father  praised  the  sermon  as  a noble  pro- 
test against  the  fearful  tendencies  of  the  day  to 
Popery  and  Pantheism,  smothered  the  question- 
ings of  her  own  heart  as  well  as  she  could,  and 
Avent  off  to  luncheon  in  a common  room  ; after 
which  her  father  retired  to  their  lodgings,  and 
she  and  her  cousin  Avere  escorted  to  afternoon 
service  at  Magdalen,  in  achieving  Avhich  last  feat 
they  had  to  encounter  a crush  only  to  be  equalled 
by  that  at  the  pit  enti'ance  to  the  opera  on  a Jen- 
ny Lind  night.  But  Avhat  Avill  not  a delicately- 


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nurtured  British  lady  go  through,  when  her  mind 
is  bent  either  on  pleasure  or  duty  ? 

Poor  Tom’s  feelings  throughout  the  day  may 
be  more  easily  conceived  than  described.  He 
had  called  according  to  order,  and  waited  at 
their  lodgings  after  breakfast.  Of  course  they 
did  not  arrive.  He  had  caught  a distant 
glimpse  of  them  in  St.  Mary’s,  but  had  not  been 
able  to  approach.  He  had  called  again  in  the 
afternoon  unsuccessfully,  so  far  as  seeing  them 
was  concerned ; but  he  had  found  his  uncle  at 
home,  lying  upon  the  sofa.  At  first  he  was 
much  dismayed  by  this  rencontre,,but,  recover- 
ing his  presence  of  mind,  he  proceeded,  I regret 
to  say,  to  take  the  length  of  the  old  gentleman’s 
foot,  by  entering  into  a minute  and  sympathiz- 
ing inquiry  into  the  state  of  his  health.  Tom 
had  no  faith  whatever  in  his  uncle’s  ill-health, 
and  believed — as  many  persons  of  robust  consti- 
tution are  too  apt  to  do  when  brought  face  to  face 
with  nervous  patients — that  he  might  shake  off 
the  whole  of  his  maladies  at  any  time  by  a reso- 
lute effort,  so  that  his  sympathy  was  all  a sham  ; 
though,  perhaps,  one  may  pardon  it,  consider- 
ing the  end  in  view,  which  was  that  of  persuad- 
ing the  old  gentleman  to  intrust  the  young  la- 
dies to  his  nephew’s  care  for  that  evening  in  the 
Long  Walk ; and  generally  to  look  upon  his 
nephew,  Thomas  Brown,  as  his  natural  prop  and 
supporter  in  the  university,  whose  one  object  in 
life  just  now  would  be  to  take  trouble  off  his 
hands,  and  who  was  of  that  rare  and  precocious 
steadiness  of  character  that  he  might  be  as  safe- 
ly trusted  as  a Spanish  duenna.  To  a very  con- 
siderable extent  the  victim  fell  into  the  toils. 
He  had  many  old  friends  at  the  colleges,  and 
was  very  fond  of  good  dinners,  and  long  sittings 
afterwards.  This  very  evening  he  was  going  to 
dine  at  St.  John’s,  and  had  been  much  troubled 
at  the  idea  of  having  to  leave  the  unrivalled  old 
port  of  that  learned  house  to  escort  his  daugh- 
ter and  niece  to  the  Long  Walk.  Still  he  was 
too  easy  and  good-natured  not  to  wish  that  they 
might  get  there,  and  did  not  like  the  notion  of 
their  going  with  perfect  strangers.  Here  was 
a compromise.  His  nephew  was  young,  but 
still  he  was  a near  relation,  and  in  fact  it  gave 
the  poor  old  man  a plausible  excuse  for  not  ex- 
erting himself  as  he  felt  he  ought  to  do,  which 
was  all  he  ever  required  for  shifting  his  respon- 
sibilities and  duties  upon  other  shoulders. 

So  Tom  waited  quietly  till  the  young  ladies 
came  home,  which  they  did  just  before  hall- 
time. Mr.  Winter  was  getting  impatient.  As 
soon  as  they  arrived  he  started  for  St.  John’s, 
after  advising  them  to  remain  at  home  for  the 
rest  of  the  evening,  as  they  looked  quite  tired 
and  knocked  up ; but  if  they  were  resolved  to 
go  to  the  Long  Walk,  his  nephew  would  es- 
cort them. 

“How  can  Uncle  Robert  say  we  look  so 
tired  ?”  said  Mary,  consulting  the  glass  on  the 
subject ; “I  feel  quite  fresh.  Of  course,  Katie, 
you  mean  to  go  to  the  Long  Walk?” 

“I  hope  you  will  go,”  said  Tom ; “ I think 
you  owe  me  some  amends.  I came  here  ac- 


cording to  order  this  morning,  and  you  were 
not  in,  and  I have  been  trying  to  catch  you 
ever  since.” 

“We  couldn’t  help  it,”  said  Miss  Winter; 
“ indeed  we  have  not  had  a minute  to  ourselves 
all  day.  I was  very  sorry  to  think  that  we 
should  have  brought  you  here  for  nothing  this 
morning.” 

“But  about  the  Long  Walk,  Katie  ?” 

“ Well,  don’t  you  think  we  have  done  enough 
for  to-day  ? I should  like  to  have  tea  and  sit 
quietly  at  home,  as  papa  suggested.” 

“ Do  you  feel  very  tired,  dear?”  said  Mary, 
seating  herself  by  her  cousin  on  the  sofa,  and 
taking  her  hand. 

“ No,  dear;  I only  want  a little  quiet  and  a 
cup  of  tea.” 

“ Then  let  us  stay  here  quietly  till  it  is  time 
to  start.  When  ought  we  get  to  the  Long 
Walk?” 

“ About  half-past  seven,”  said  Tom  ; “you 
shouldn’t  be  much  later  than  that.” 

“ There  you  see,  Katie,  we  shall  have  two 
hours  perfect  rest.  You  shall  lie  upon  the  sofa, 
and  I will  read  to  you,  and  then  we  shall  go  on 
all  fresh  again.” 

Miss  Winter  smiled  and  said,  “Very  well.” 
She  saw  that  her  cousin  w'as  bent  on  going,  and 
she  could  deny  her  nothing. 

“ May  I send  you  in  any  thing  from  college  ?” 
said  Tom  ; “ you  ought  to  have  something  more 
than  tea.  I’m  sure.” 

“ Oh  no,  thank  you.  We  dined  in  the  mid- 
dle of  the  day.” 

“Then  I may  call  for  j'ou  about  seven 
o’clock  ?”  said  Tom,  who  had  come  unwillingly 
to  the  conclusion  that  he  had  better  leave  them 
for  the  present. 

“ Yes,  and  mind  you  come  in  good  time ; we 
mean  to  see  the  whole  sight,  remember.  We 
are  country  cousins.” 

“You  must  let  me  call  you  cousin,  then,  just 
for  the  look  of  the  thing.” 

“ Certainly,  just  for  the  look  of  the  thing,  we 
will  be  cousins  till  further  notice.” 

“ V%11,  you  and  Tom  seem  to  get  on  togeth- 
er, Mary,”  said  Miss  Winter,  as  they  heard  the 
front  door  close.  “I’m  learning  a lesson  from 
you,  though  I doubt  whether  I shall  ever  be  able 
to  put  it  in  practice.  What  a blessing  it  must 
be  not  to  be  shy  !” 

“Are  you  shy,  then!”  said  Mary,  looking  at 
her  cousin  with  a playful,  loving  smile. 

“ Yes,  dreadfully.  It  is  positive  pain  to  me 
to  walk  into  a room  where  there  are  people  I 
do  not  know.” 

“ But  I feel  that  too.  I’m  sure,  now,  you 
were  much  less  embarrassed  than  I,  last  night 
at  the  Vice-Chancellor’s.  I quite  envied  you, 
you  seemed  so  much  at  your  ease.” 

“Did  I?  I would  have  given  any  thing  to 
be  back  here  quietly.  But  it  is  not  the  same 
thing  with  you.  You  have  no  real  shyness,  or 
you  would  never  have  got  on  so  fast  with  my 
cousin.” 

“Oh,  I don’t  feel  at  all  shy  with  him," said 


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Maiy,  laughing.  “How  lucky  it  is  that  he' 
found  us  out  so  soon.  I like  him  so  much  ! ! 
There  is  a sort  of  way  about  liim  as  if  he  couldn’t ! 
help  liimself.  I am  sure  one  could  turn  him  I 
round  one’s  finger.  Don’t  you  think  so  ?” 

“ I’m  not  so  sure  of  that.  But  he  always 
was  soft-hearted,  poor  boy ! But  lie  isn’t  a boy 
any  longer.  You  must  take  care,  Mary.  Shall 
we  ring  for  tea?” 


CHAPTER  XXVI. 

THE  LONG  WALK  IN  CHRISTCHURCH  MEADOWS. 

“ Do  well  unto  thyself  and  men  will  speak 
good  of  thee,”  is  a maxim  as  old  as  King  Da- 
vid’s time,  and  just  as  true  now  as  it  was  then. 
Hardy  had  found  it  so  since  the  publication  of 
the  class-li.st.  Within  a few  days  of  that  event 
it  was  known  that  bis  was  a very  good  first. 
His  college  tutor  had  made  his  own  inquiries, 
and  repeated  on  several  occasions  in  a confi- 
dential way  the  statement  that,  “with  the  ex- 
ception of  a want  of  polish  in  his  Latin  and 
Greek  verses,  which  we  seldom  get  except  in 
the  most  finished  public-school  men — Etonians 
in  particular — there  has  been  no  better  exami- 
nation in  the  schools  for  several  years.”  The 
worthy  tutor  went  on  to  take  glory  to  the  col- 
lege, and  in  a lower  degree  to  himself.  He 
called  attention,  in  more  than  one  common 
room,  to  the  fact  that  Hardy  had  never  had  any 
private  tuition,  but  had  attained  his  intellectual 
development  solely  in  the  curriculum  provided 
by  St.  Ambrose’s  College  for  the  training  of  the 
youth  intrusted  to  h.er.  “ He  himself,  indeed,” 
he  would  add,  “ had  always  taken  much  intei*- 
est  in  Hardy,  and  had,  perhaps,  done  more  for 
him  than  would  be  possible  in  every  case,  but 
only  with  direct  reference  to,  and  in  supple- 
ment of  the  college  course.” 

The  Principal  had  taken  marked  and  some- 
what pompous  notice  of  him,  and  had  gracious- 
ly intimated  his  wish,  or,  perhaps  I should  say, 
his  will  (for  he  would  have  been  much  astonish- 
ed to  be  told  that  a wish  of  his  could  count  for 
less  than  a royal  mandate  to  any  man  who  had 
been  one  of  his  servitors),  that  Hardy  should 
stand  for  a fellowship  which  had  lately  fallen 
vacant.  A few  weeks  before,  this  excessive  af- 
fability and  condescension  of  the  great  man 
would  have  wounded  Hardy  ; but  somehow  the 
sudden  rush  of  sunshine  and  prosperity,  though 
it  had  not  thrown  him  off  his  balance,  or 
changed  his  estimate  of  men  and  things,  had 
pulled  a sort  of  comfortable  sheath  over  his  sen- 
sitiveness, and  gave  him  a second  skin,  as  it 
were,  from  which  the  Principal’s  shafts  bound- 
ed off  innocuous,  instead  of  piercing  and  rank- 
ling. At  first,  the  idea  of  standing  for  a fel- 
lowship at  St.  Ambrose’s  was  not  pleasant  to 
him.  He  felt  inclined  to  open  up  entirely  new 
ground  for  himself,  and  stand  at  some  other 
college,  where  he  had  neither  acquaintance  nor 
association.  But  on  second  thoughts  he  re- 


' solved  to  stick  to  his  old  college,  moved  thereto 
! partly  by  the  lamentations  of  Tom,  when  he 
! Iieard  of  his  friend’s  meditated  emigration,  but 
I chiefly  by  the  unwillingness  to  quit  a hard  post 
for  an  easier  one,  which  besets  natures  like  his 
to  their  own  discomfort,  but,  may  one  hope,  to 
the  signal  benefit  of  the  world  at  large.  Such 
men  may  see  clearly  enough  all  the  advantages 
of  a move  of  this  kind — may  quite  appreciate 
the  ease  which  it  would  bring  them — may  be 
impatient  with  themselves  for  not  making  it  at 
once — but  when  it  comes  to  the  actual  leaving 
the  old  post,  even  though  it  may  be  a march 
out  with  all  the  honors  of  war,  drums  beating 
and  colors  flying,  as  it  would  have  been  in 
Hardy’s  case,  somehow  or  another,  nine  times 
out  of  ten,  they  throw  up  the  chance  at  the  last 
moment,  if  not  earlier  ; pick  up  their  old  arm.s — 
growling  perhaps  at  the  price  they  are  paying  to 
keep  their  own  self-respect — and  shoulder  back 
into  the  press  to  face  their  old  work,  muttering, 
“ We  are  asses ; we  don’t  know  what’s  good 
for  us;  but  we  must  see  this  job  through  some- 
how, come  what  may.” 

So  Hardy  staid  on  at  St.  Ambrose,  waiting 
for  the  fellowship  examination,  and  certainly,  1 
am  free  to  confess,  not  a little  enjoying  the 
change  in  his  position  and  affairs. 

He  had  given  up  his  low  dark  back  rooms  to 
the  new  servitor,  his  successor,  to  whom  he  had 
presented  all  the  rickety  furniture,  except  his 
two  Windsor  chairs  and  O.xford  reading-table. 
The  intrinsic  value  of  the  gift  was  not  great, 
certainly,  but  was  of  importance  to  the  poor 
I’aw  boy  who  was  taking  his  place  ; and  it  was 
made  with  the  delicacy  of  one  Avho  knew  the 
situation.  Hardy’s  good  offices  did  not  stop 
here.  Having  tried  the  bed  himself  for  up- 
wards of  three  long  years,  he  knew  all  the  hard 
places,  and  he  resolved  while  he  staid  up  that 
they  should  never  chafe  another  occupant  as 
they  had  him.  So  he  set  himself  to  provide 
stuffing,  and  took  the  lad  about  with  him,  and 
cast  a skirt  of  his  newly-acquired  mantle  of  re- 
spectability over  him,  and  put  him  in  the  way 
of  making  himself  as  comfortable  as  circum- 
stances would  allow ; never  disguising  from 
him  all  the  while  that  the  bed  was  not  to  be  a 
bed  of  roses.  In  which  pursuit,  though  not  yet 
a fellow,  perhaps  he  was  qualifying  himself  bet- 
ter for  a fellowship  than  he  could  have  done  by 
any  amount  of  cramming  for  polish  in  his  ver- 
sification. Not  that  the  electors  of  St.  Ambrose 
would  be  likely  to  hear  of  or  appreciate  this 
kind  of  training.  Polished  versification  would 
no  doubt  have  told  more  in  that  quarter.  But 
we  who  are  behind  the  scenes  may  disagree 
with  them,  and  hold  that  he  who  is  thus  acting 
out  and  learning  to  understand  the  meaning  of 
the  word  “ fellowship  ” is  the  man  for  our  votes. 

So  Hardy  had  left  his  rooms  and  gone  out 
of  college,  into  lodgings  near  at  hand.  The 
sword,  epaulettes,  and  picture  of  his  father’s  old 
ship — his  tutelary  divinities,  as  Tom  called 
them — occupied  their  accustomed  place  in  his 
new  rooms,  except  that  there  was  a looking- 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


glass  over  the  mantel-piece  here,  by  the  side  of 
which  the  sword  hung,  instead  of  in  the  centre, 
as  it  had  done  while  he  had  no  such  luxury. 
His  Windsor  chairs  occupied  each  side  of  the 
pleasant  window  of  his  sitting-room,  and  al- 
ready the  taste  for  luxuries  of  which  he  had  so 
often  accused  himself  to  Tom  began  to  peep  out 
in  the  shape  of  one  or  two  fine  engravings. 
Altogether  Fortune  was  smiling  on  Hardy,  and 
he  was  making  the  most  of  her,  like  a wise  man, 
having  brought  her  round  by  proving  that  he 
could  get  on  without  her,  and  Avas  not  going 
out  of  his  way  to  gain  her  smiles.  Several 
men  came  at  once,  even  before  he  had  taken 
his  B.A.  degree,  to  read  with  him,  and  others 
applied  to  know  whether  he  would  take  a read- 
ing party  in  the  long  vacation.  In  short,  all 
things  went  well  with  Hardy,  and  the  Oxford 
world  recognized  the  fact,  and  tradesmen  and 
college  servants  became  obsequious,  and  began 
to  bow  before  him,  and  recognize  him  as  one  of 
their  lords  and  masters. 

It  was  to  Hardy’s  lodgings  that  Tom  repair- 
ed straightway,  when  he  left  his  cousin  by  blood 
and  cousin  by  courtesy,  at  the  end  of  the  last 
chapter ; for,  running  over  in  his  mind  all  his 
acquaintance,  he  at  once  fixed  upon  Hardy  as 
the  man  to  accompany  him  in  escorting  the 
ladies  to  the  Long  Walk.  Besides  being  his 
own  most  intimate  friend,  Hardy  was  the  man 
whom  he  would  prefer  to  all  others  to  introduce 
to  ladies  uoav.  “A  month  ago  it  might  have 
been  different,”  Tom  thought;  “he  was  such 
an  old  guy  in  his  dress.  But  he  has  smarten- 
ed up,  and  wears  as  good  a coat  as  I do,  and 
looks  well  enough  for  any  body,  though  he  nev- 
er will  be  much  of  a dresser.  Then  he  will  be 
in  a bachelor’s  gown,  too,  which  will  look  re- 
spectable.” 

“ Here  yon  are  ; that’s  all  right ; I’m  so  glad 
you’re  in,”  he  said  as  he  entered  the  room. 
“Noav  I want  you  to  come  to  the  Long  Walk 
with  me  to-night.” 

“ Very  well — will  you  call  for  me?” 

“Yes,  and  mind  you  come  in  your  best  get- 
up,  old  fellow : we  shall  have  two  of  the  pret- 
tiest girls  who  are  up,  with  us.” 

“You  won’t  want  me,  then;  they  will  har-e 
plenty  of  escort.” 

“Not  a bit  of  it.  They  are  deserted  by  their 
natural  guardian,  my  old  uncle,  Avho  has  gone 
out  to  dinner.  Oh,  it’s  all  right ; they  are  my 
cousins,  more  like  sisters,  and  my  uncle  knows 
Ave  are  going.  In  fact  it  Avas  he  who  settled 
that  I should  take  them.” 

“Yes,  but  you  see  I don’t  knoAV  them.” 
“That  doesn’t  matter.  I can’t  take  them 
both  myself— I must  have  somebody  Avith  me, 
and  I’m  so  glad  to  get  the  chance  of  introduc- 
ing you  to  some  of  my  people.  You’ll  knoAV 
them  all,  I hope,  before  long.” 

“Of  course  I should  like  it  very  much,  if  you 
are  sure  it’s  all  right.” 

Tom  was  as  perfectly  sure  as  usual,  and  so 
the  matter  A\'as  arranged.  Hardy  Avas  A'ery 
much  pleased  and  gratified  at  this  proof  of  his 


friend’s  confidence;  and  I am  not  going  to  say 
that  he  did  not  shave  again,  and  pay  most  un- 
Avonted  attention  to  his  toilet  before  the  hour 
fixed  for  Tom’s  return.  The  fame  of  BroAvn’s 
lionesses  had  spread  through  St.  Ambrose’s  al- 
ready, and  Hardy  had  heard  of  them  as  well  as 
other  men.  There  Avas  something  so  unusual 
to  him  in  being  selected  on  such  an  occasion, 
when  the  smartest  men  in  the  college  were 
Avishing  and  plotting  for  that  Avhich  came  to 
him  unasked,  that  he  may  be  pardoned  for  feel- 
ing something  a little  like  vanity  while  he  ad- 
justed the  coat  Avhich  Tom  had  recently  thought 
of  Avith  such  complacency,  and  looked  in  the 
glass  to  see  that  his  goAvn  hung  gracefully. 
The  effect,  on  the  Avhole,  was  so  good  that  Tom 
Avas  above  measure  astonished  Avhen  he  came 
back,  and  could  not  help  indulging  in  some 
gentle  chaff  as  they  Avalked  towards  the  High 
Street  arm  in  arm. 

The  young  ladies  were  quite  rested,  and  sit- 
ting dressed  and  ready  for  their  Avalk,  Avhen 
Tom  and  Hardy  Avere  announced,  and  entered 
the  room.  Miss  Winter  rose  up,  surprised  and 
a little  embarrassed  at  the  introduction  of  a to- 
tal stranger  in  her  father’s  absence.  But  she 
put  a good  face  on  the  matter,  as  became  a 
Avell-bred  young  Avoman — though  she  secretly 
resolved  to  lecture  Tom  in  priA'ate — as  he  in- 
troduced “My  great  friend  Mr.  Hardy,  of  our 
college.  My  cousins.”  Mary  dropped  a pret- 
ty little  demure  courtesy,  lifting  her  eyes  for 
one  moment  for  a glance  at  Tom,  Avhich  said  as 
plain  as  look  could  speak,  “Well,  I must  say 
you  are  making  the  most  of  your  neAv-found 
relationship.”  He  AA’as  a little  put  out  for  a 
moment,  but  then  recovered  himself,  and  said 
apologetically, 

“Mr.  Hardy  is  a bachelor,  Katie — I mean  a 
Bachelor  of  Arts,  and  he  knoAvs  all  the  people 
by  sight  up  here.  We  couldn’t  hav'e  gone  to 
the  Walk  Avithout  some  one  to  shoAv  us  the 
lions.” 

“Indeed,  I’m  afraid  you  gh'e  me  too  much 
credit,”  said  Hardjn  “I  knoAv  most  of  our 
dons  by  sight  certainly,  but  scarcely  any  of  the 
visitors.” 

The  aAvlvAvardness  of  Tom’s  attempted  ex- 
planation set  every  thing  Avrong  again. 

Then  came  one  of  those  aAvkAvard  pauses- 
Avhich  Avill  occur  so  very  provokingly  at  the 
most  inopportune  times.  Miss  Winter  Avas 
seized  Avith  one  of  the  uncontrollable  fits  of 
shyness,  her  bondage  to  Avhich  she  had  so  late- 
ly been  grieving  over  to  Mary ; and  in  self-de- 
fense, and  Avithout  meaning  in  the  least  to  do 
so,  drew  herself  up,  and  looked  as  proud  as  you 
please. 

Hardy,  Avhose  sensitiveness  Avas  almost  as 
keen  as  a AV'oman’s,  felt  in  a moment  the  aAvk- 
AA'ardness  of  the  situation,  and  became  as  shy  as 
Miss  WTnter  herself.  If  the  floor  Avould  haA’e 
suddenly  opened  and  let  him  through  into  the 
dark  shop,  he'  Avould  haA'e  been  thankful ; but 
as  it  Avould  not,  there  he  stood,  meditating  a 
sudden  retreat  from  the  room,  and  a tremen- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


dous  onslaught  on  Tom,  as  soon  as  he  could 
catch  him  alone,  foi'  getting  him  into  such  a 
scrape.  Tom  was  provoked  with  them  all  for 
not  at  once  feeling  at  ease  with  one  another, 
and  stood  twirling  his  cap  by  the  tassel,  and 
looking  fiercely  at  it,  resolved  not  to  break  the 
silence.  He  had  been  at  all  the  trouble  of 
bringing  about  this  charming  situation,  and  now 
nobody  seemed  to  like  it,  or  to  know  what  to 
say  or  do.  They  might  get  themselves  out  of 
it  as  they  could,  for  any  thing  he  cared  ; he 
was  not  going  to  bother  himself  any  more. 

Mary  looked  in  the  glass  to  see  that  her  bon- 
net was  quite  right,  and  then  from  one  to  an- 
other of  her  companions,  in  a little  wonder  at 
their  unaccountable  behavior,  and  a little  pique 
that  two  young  men  should  be  standing  there 
like  unpleasant  images,  and  not  availing  them- 
selves of  the  privilege  of  tr^’ing,  at  least,  to 
make  themselves  agreeable  to  her.  Luckily, 
however,  for  the  party,  the  humorous  side  of 
the  tableau  struck  her  with  great  force,  so  that 
when  Tom  lifted  his  misanthropic  eyes  for  a 
moment  and  caught  hers,  they  were  so  full  of 
fun  that  he  had  nothing  to  do  but  to  allow  him- 
self, not  without  a struggle,  to  break  first  into  a 
smile,  and  then  into  a laugh.  This  brought  all 
eyes  to  bear,  on  him,  and  the  ice,  being  once 
broken,  dissolved  as  quickly  as  it  had  gathered. 

“I  really  can’t  see  what  there  is  to  laugh  at, 
Tom,”  said  Miss  Winter,,  smiling  herself,  nev- 
ertheless, and  blushing  a little,  as  she  worked 
or  pretended  to  work  at  buttoning  one  of  her 
gloves. 

“ Can’t  you,  Katie  ? Well,  then,  isn’t  it  very 
ridiculous,  and  enough  to  make  one  laugh,  that 
we  four  should  be  standing  here  in  a sort  of 
Quakers’  meeting,  when  we  ought  to  be  half- 
way to  the  Long  Walk  by  this  time?” 

“ Oh,  do  let  us  start,”  said  Mary  ; “I  know 
we  shall  be  missing  all  the  best  of  the  sight.” 

“ Come  along,  then,”  said  Tom,  leading  the 
way  down  stairs,  and  Hardy  and  the  ladies  fol- 
lowed, and  they  descended  into  the  High  Street, 
walking  all  abreast,  the  two  ladies  together, 
with  a gentleman  on  either  flank.  This  forma- 
tion answered  well  enough  in  High  Street,  the 
broad  pavement  of  that  celebrated  thoroughfare 
being  favorable  to  an  advance  in  line.  But 
when  they  had  wheeled  into  Oriel  Lane  the 
narrow  pavement  at  once  threw  the  line  into 
confusion;  and  after  one  or  two  fruitless  at- 
tempts to  take  up  the  dressing,  they  ^settled 
down  into  the  more  natural  formation  of  close 
column  of  couples,  the  leading  couple  consisting 
of  Mary  and  Tom,  and  the  i-emaining  couple  of 
Miss  Winter  and  Hardy.  It  was  a lovely  mid- 
summer evening,  and  Oxford  was  looking  her 
best  under  the  genial  cloudless  sky;  so  that, 
what  with  the  usual  congratulations  on  the 
weather,  and  explanatory  remarks  on  the  build- 
ings as  they  passed  along.  Hardy  managed  to 
keep  up  a conversation  with  his  companion  with- 
out much  difficulty.  Miss  Winter  was  pleased 
with  his  quiet  deferential  manner,  and  soon  lost 
her  feeling  of  shyness ; and  before  Hardy  had 


come  to  the  end  of  such  remarks  as  it  occurred 
to  him  to  make,  she  was  taking  her  fair  share 
in  the  talk.  In  describing  their  day’s  doings, 
she  spoke  with  enthusiasm  of  the  beauty  of  Mag- 
dalen Chapel,  and  betrayed  a little  knowledge 
of  traceries  and  mouldings,  which  gave  an  opoii- 
ing  to  her  companion  to  travel  out  of  the  weather 
and  the  names  of  colleges.  Church  architecture 
was  just  one  of  the  subjects  which  was  sure  at 
that  time  to  take  more  or  less  hold  on  every 
man  at  Oxford  whose  mind  was  open  to  the  in- 
fluences of  the  place.  Hardy  had  read  the 
usual  text-books,  and  kept  his  eyes  open  as  he 
walked  about  the  town  and  neighborhood.  To 
Miss  Winter  he  seemed  so  learned  on  the  sub- 
ject that  she  began  to  doubt  his  tendencies, 
and  was  glad  to  be  reassured  by  some  remarks 
which  fell  from  him  as  to  the  University  ser- 
mon which  she  had  heard.  She  was  glad  to 
find  that  her  cousin’s  most  intimate  friend  was 
not  likely  to  lead  him  into  the  errors  of  Tracta- 
rianism. 

Meantime  the  leading  couple  were  getting  on 
satisfactorily  in  their  own  way. 

“ Isn’t  it  good  of  Uncle  Robert  ? he  says  that 
he  shall  feel  quite  comfortable  as  long  as  you 
and  Katie  are  with  me.  In  fact,  I feel  quite 
responsible  already,  like  an  old  dragon  in  a 
story-book  watching  a treasure.” 

“Yes,  but  what  does  Katie  say  to  being  made 
a treasure  of?  She  has  to  think  a good  deal  for 
herself ; and  I am  afraid  you  are  not  quite  cer- 
tain of  being  our  sole  knight  and  guardian  be- 
cause Uncle  Robert  wants  to  get  rid  of  us.  Poor 
old  uncle !” 

“ But  you  wouldn’t  object,  then?” 

“ Oh  dear  no — at  least,  not  unless  you  take 
to  looking  as  cross  as  you  did  just  now  in  our 
lodgings.  Of  course,  I’m  all  for  dragons  who 
are  mad  about  dancing,  and  never  think  of  leav- 
ing a ball-room  till  the  band  packs  up  and  the 
old  man  shuffles  in  to  put  out  the  lights.” 

“ Then  I shall  be  a model  dragon,”  said  Tom. 
Twenty-four  hours  earlier  he  had  declared  that 
nothing  should  induce  him  to  go  to  the  balls; 
but  his  views  on  the  subject  had  been  greatly 
modified,  and  he  had  been  worrying  all  his  ac- 
quaintance, not  unsuccessfully,  for  the  necessary 
tickets,  ever  since  his  talk  with  his  cousins  on 
the  preceding  evening. 

The  scene  became  more  and  more  gay  and 
lively  as  they  passed  out  of  Christchurch  to- 
wards the  Long  Walk.  The  town  turned  out 
to  take  its  share  in  the  show;  and  citizens  of 
all  ranks,  the  poorer  ones  accompanied  by  chil- 
dren of  all  ages,  trooped  along  cheek  by  jowl 
with  members  of  the  University  of  all  degrees, 
and  their  visitors,  somewhat  indeed  to  the  disgust 
of  certain  of  these  latter,  many  of  whom  declared 
that  the  whole  thing  was  spoiled  by  the  miscel- 
laneousness of  the  crowd,  and  that  “those  sort 
of  people  ” ought  not  to  be  allowed  to  come  to 
the  Long  Walk  on  Show-Sunday.  However, 
“ those  sort  of  people  ” abounded  nevertheless, 
and  seemed  to  enjoy  very  much,  in  sober  fash- 
ion, the  solemn  march  up  and  down  beneath 


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the  grand  avenue  of  elms  in  the  midst  of  their 
betters. 

The  University  was  there  in  strength,  from 
the  Vice-chancellor  downward.  Somehow  or 
another,  though  it  might  seem  an  unreasonable 
thing  at  first  sight  for  grave  and  reverend  per- 
sons to  do,  yet  most  of  the  gravest  of  them  found 
some  reason  for  taking  a turn  in  the  Long  Walk. 
As  for  the  under-graduates,  they  turned  out  al- 
most to  a man,  and  none  of  them  more  certainly 
than  the  young  gentlemen,  elaborately  dressed, 
who  had  sneered  at  the  whole  ceremony  as  snob- 
bish an  hour  or  two  before. 

As  for  our  hero,  he  sailed  into  the  meadows 
thoroughly  satisfied  for  the  moment  with  him- 
self and  his  convoy.  He  had  every  reason  to 
be  so,  for  though  there  were  many  gayer  and 
more  fashionably  dressed  ladies  present  than  his 
cousin  and  cousin  by  courtesy,  there  were  none 
there  whose  faces,  figures,  and  dresses  carried 
more  unmistakably  the  marks  of  tliat  thorough 
quiet  high-breeding,  that  refinement  which  is 
no  mere  surface-polish,  and  that  fearless  uncon- 
sciousness which  looks  out  from  pure  hearts, 
which  are  still,  thank  God,  to  be  found  in  so 
many  homes  of  the  English  gentry. 

The  Long  Walk  was  filling  rapidly,  and  at  ev- 
ery half-dozen  paces  Tom  was  greeted  by  some 
of  his  friends  or  acquaintance,  and  exchanged 
a word  or  two  with  them.  But  he  allowed  tliem 
one  after  another  to  pass  by  without  effecting 
any  introduction. 

“You  seem  to  have  a great  many  acquaint- 
ances,” said  his  companion,  upon  whom  none 
of  these  salutations  were  lost. 

“Yes,  of  course;  one  gets  to  know  a great 
many  men  up  here.” 

“It  must  be  very  pleasant.  But  does  it  not 
interfere  a great  deal  with  your  reading?” 

“No;  because  one  meets  them  at  lectures, 
and  in  hall  and  chapel.  Besides,”  he  added  in 
a sudden  fit  of  honesty,  “ it  is  my  first  year. 
One  doesn’t  read  much  in  one’s  first  year.  It 
is  a much  harder  thing  than  people  think  to 
take  to  reading,  except  just  before  an  examina- 
tion.” 

“But  your  great  friend,  who  is  walking  with 
Katie — what  did  yon  say  his  name  is  ?” 

“ Hardy.” 

“ Well,  he  is  a great  scholar,  didn’t  you 
say  ?” 

“ Yes,  he  has  just  taken  a first  class.  He  is 
the  best  man  of  his  year.” 

“How  proud  you  must  be  of  him!  I sup- 
pose, now,  he  is  a great  reader?” 

“Yes,  he  is  great  at  every  thing.  He  is 
nearly  the  best  oar  in  our  boat.  By-the-way, 
you  will  cqme  to  the  procession  of  boats  to- 
morrow night?  We  are  the  head  boat  on  the 
river.” 

“ Oh,  I hope  so.  Is  it  a pretty  sight?  Let 
us  ask  Katie  about  it.” 

“It  is  the  finest  sight  in  the  world,”  said 
Tom,  wlio  had  never  seen  it;  “twenty-four 
eight-oars,  with  their  flags  flying,  and  all  the 
crews  in  uniform.  You  see  the  barges  over 


there,  moored  along  the  side  of  the  river?  You 
will  sit  on  one  of  them  as  w’e  pass.” 

“Yes,  I think  I do,”  said  Mary,  looking 
across  the  meadow  in  the  direction  in  which  he 
pointed  ; “you  mean  those  great  gilded  things. 
But  I don’t  see  the  river.” 

“ Shall  we  walk  round  there  ? It  won’t  take 
us  ten  minutes.” 

“ But  we  must  not  leave  the  Walk  and  all 
the  people.  It  is  so  amusing  here.” 

“ Then  you  will  wear  our  colors  at  the  pro- 
cession to-morrow?” 

“Yes,  if  Katie  doesn’t  mind.  At  least,  if 
they  are  pretty.  What  are  your  colors  ?” 
“Blue  and  white.  I will  get  you  some  rib- 
bons to-morrow  morning.” 

“ Very  well,  and  I will  make  them  up  into 
rosettes.” 

“ Why,  do  you  know  them  ?”  asked  Tom,  as 
she  bowed  to  two  gentlemen  in  masters’  caps 
and  gowns  whom  they  met  in  the  crowd. 

“Yes;  at  least  we  met  them  last  night.” 

“ But  do  you  know  who  they  are?” 

“ Oh  yes;  they  were  introduced  to  us,  and  I 
talked  a great  deal  to  them.  And  Katie  scold- 
ed me  for  it  when  we  got  home.  No,  I won’t 
say  scolded  me,  but  looked  very  grave  over  it.” 
“ They  are  two  of  the  leaders  of  the  Tracta- 
rians.” 

“Yes.  That  was  the  fun  of  it.  Katie  was 
so  pleased  and  interested  with  them  at  first; 
much  more  than  I was.  But  when  she  found 
out  who  they  were  she  fairly  ran  away,  and  I 
staid  and  talked  on.  I don’t  think  they  said 
any  thing  very  dangerous.  Perhaps  one  of 
them  Avrote  No.  90.  Do  you  know  ?” 

“I  dare  saj'.  But  I don't  know  much  about 
it.  However,  they  must  have  a bad  time  of  it, 
I should  think,  up  here  with  the  old  dons.” 
“But  don’t  you  think  one  likes  people  who 
are  persecuted  ? I declare  I would  listen  to 
them  for  an  hour,  though  I didn’t  understand  a 
word,  just  to  show  them  that  I wasn’t  afraid  of 
them,  and  sympathized  with  them.  How  can 
people  be  so  ill-natured?  I’m  sure  they  only 
write  what  they  believe  and  think  Avill  do 
good.” 

“ That’s  just  what  most  of  us  feel,”  said 
Tom  ; “Ave  hate  to  see  them  put  .doAvn  because 
they  don’t  agree  Avith  the  SAvells  up  here.  You’ll 
see  hoAV  they  Avill  be  cheered  in  the  theatre.” 
“Then  they  are  not  unpopular  and  perse- 
cuted, after  all  ?” 

“ Oh  yes,  by  the  dons.  And  that's  Avhy  Ave 
all  like  tliem.  From  felloAV-feeling,  you  see, 
because  the  dons  bully  them  and  us  equally.”' 

“ But  I thought  they  Avere  dons  too  ?” 

“ Well,  so  they  are,  but  not  regular  dons,  you 
know,  like  the  proctors,  and  deans,  and  that 
sort.” 

His  companion  did  not  understand  this  deli- 
cate distinction,  but  was  too  much  interested  in 
Avatching  the  croAvd  to  inquire  further. 

Presently  they  met  tAvo  of  the  heads  of  houses 
walking  Avith  seA'eral  strangers.  Every  one  Avas 
noticing  them  as  they  passed,  and  of  course  Tom 


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137 


was  questioned  as  to  who  they  were.  Not  beinj^ 
prepared  with  an  answer,  he  appealed  to  Hardy, 
who  was  just  behind  them  talking  to  Miss  Win- 
ter. They  were  some  of  the  celebrities  on 
whom  honorary  degrees  were  to  be  conferred. 
Hardy  said  ; a famous  American  author,  a for- 


“ Oh,  I remember.  You  were  talking  to  him 
for  a long  time  after  you  ran  away  from  me.  I 
was  very  curious  to  know  what  you  were  say- 
ing, you  seemed  so  interested.” 

“Well,  you  seem  to  have  made  the  most  of 
your  time  last  night,”  said  Tom;  “I  should 


eign  ambassador,  a well-known  Indian  soldier, 
ana  .others.  Then  came  some  more  M.A.’s, 
on^  of  whom  this  time  bowed  to  Miss  Winter. 
“Who  was  that,  Katie?” 

“One  of  the  gentlemen  we  met  last  night. 
I did  not  catch  his  name,  but  he  was  very  agree- 
ablle.” 


have  thought,  Katie,  you  would  hardly  have  ap- 
proved of  him  either.” 

“But  who  is  ha?” 

“ Why,  the  most  dangerous  man  in  Oxford. 
What  do  they  call  him — a Germanizer  and  a 
rationalist,  isn’t  it.  Hardy  ?” 

“ Yes,  I believe  so,”  said  Hardy. 


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“ Oh,  think  of  that ! There,  Katie  ; you  had 
much  better  have  staid  by  me,  after  all.  A 
Germanize!',  didn’t  you  say?  What  a hard 
word.  It  must  be  much  worse  than  Tractari- 

an.  Isn’t  it,  now  ?” 

‘ ‘ Mary  dear,  pray  take  care  ; every  body  will 
Hear  you,”  said  Miss  Winter. 

“ I wish  I thought  that  every  body  would  list- 
en to  me,” replied  Miss  Mary.  “But  I really 
will  be  very  quiet,  Katie — only  I must  know 
which  is  the  worst,  my  Tractarians  or  your  Ger- 
manizer  ?” 

“ Oh,  the  Germanize!’,  of  course,”  said  Tom. 

“But  why?”  said  Hardy,  who  could  do  no 
less  than  break  a lance  for  his  companion. 
Moreover,  he  happened  to  have  strong  convic- 
tions on  these  subjects. 

“ Why  ? Because  one  knows  the  worst  of 
where  the  Tractarians  are  going.  They  may 
go  to  Rome,  and  there’s  an  end  of  it.  But  the 
Germanizers  are  going  into  the  abysses,  or  no 
one  knows  where.” 

“ There,  Katie,  you  hear,  I hope,”  interrupt- 
ed Miss  Mary,  coming  to  her  companion’s  res- 
cue before  Hardy  could  bring  his  artillery  to 
bear,  “ but  what  a terrible  place  Oxford  must 

be.  I declare  it  seems  quite  full  of  people  whom 
it  is  unsafe  to  talk  Avith.” 

“ I wish  it  were,  if  they  were  all  like  Miss 
Winter’s  friend,”  said  Hardy.  And  then  the 
crowd  thickened,  and  they  dropped  behind  again. 
Tom  Avas  getting  to  think  more  of  his  compan- 
ion and  less  of  himself  CA’ery  minute,  Avhen  he 
was  suddenly  confronted  in  the  walk  by  Benja- 
min, the  Jew  money-lender,  smoking  a cigar, 
and  dressed  in  a gaudy  figured  satin  waistcoat 
and  waterfall  of  the  same  material,  and  resplen- 
dent Avith  jewelry.  He  had  business  to  attend 
to  in  Oxford  at  this  time  of  the  year.  Nothing 
escaped  the  eyes  of  Tom’s  companion. 

“Who  AA'as  that  ?”  she  said ; “ Avhat  a dread- 
ful-looking man ! Surely  he  bowed  as  if  he 
kneAV  you  ?” 

“I  dare  say.  He  is  impudent  enough  for 
any  thing,”  said  Tom. 

“But  who  is  he  ?” 

“ Oh,  a rascally  felloAV  Avho  sells  bad  cigars 
and  worse  Avine.” 

Tom's  equanimity  Avas  much  shaken  by  the 
apparition  of  the  JeAV.  The  remembrance  of 
the  bill  scene  at  the  public  house  in  the  Corn- 
market,  and  the  unsatisfactory  prospect  in  that 
matter,  with  Blake  plucked  and  Drysdale  no 
longer  a member  of  the  university,  and  utterly 
careless  as  to  his  liabilities,  came  across  him, 
and  made  him  silent  and  absent. 

He  ansAvered  at  hazard  to  his  companion’s  re- 
marks for  the  next  minute  or  two,  until,  after 
some  particularly  inappropriate  reply,  she  turn- 
ed her  head  and  looked  at  him  for  a moment 
Avith  Avide-open  eyes,  Avhich  brought  him  to  him- 
self, or  rather  drove  him  into  himself,  in  no  time. 

“I  really  beg  your  pardon,” he  said  ; “lAvas 
A’cry  rude,  I fear.  It  is  so  strange  to  me  to  be 
Avalking  here  Avith  ladies.  What  AA'ere  you  say- 
ing?” 


“ Nothing  of  any  consequence — I really  for- 
get. But  is  it  a very  strange  thing  for  you  to 
walk  with  ladies  here  ?” 

“ Strange ! I should  think  it  Avas ! I haA'e 
never  seen  a lady  that  I kncAV  up  here  till  you 
came.” 

“ Indeed ! but  there  must  be  plenty  of  ladies 
Imng  in  Oxford  ?” 

“ I don’t  believe  there  are.  At  least,  Ave 
ncA'cr  see  them.” 

“ Then  you  ought  to  be  on  your  best  behavior 
Avhen  Avc  do  come.  I shall  expect  you  noAV  to 
listen  to  CA'ery  thing  I say,  and  to  answer  my 
silliest  questions.” 

“ Oh,  you  ought  not  to  be  so  hard  on  us.” 
“You  mean  that  you  find  it  hard  to  ansAver 
silly  questions  ? Hoav  Aviso  you  must  all  groAv, 
living  up  here  together ! ” 

“Perhaps.  But  the  wisdom  doesn’t  come 
doAvn  to  the  first-year  men  ; and  so — ” 

“Well,  Avhy  do  you  stop?” 

“Because  I'Avas  going  to  say  something  you 
might  not  like.” 

“Then  I insist  on  hearing  it.  Now,  I shall 
not  let  you  off.  You  Avere  saying  that  Avisdom 
does  not  come  so  Ioav  as  first-year  men  ; and  so 
— Avhat  ?” 

“ And  so — and  so,  they  are  not  Avise.”  • 
“Yes,  of  course  ; but  that  Avas  not  Avhat  you 
Avere  going  to  say  ; and  so — ” 

“And  so  they  are  generally  agreeable,  for 
Avise  people  are  ahvays  dull ; and  so  — ladies 
ought  to  avoid  the  dons.” 

“ And  not  avoid  first-year  men  ?” 

“ Exactly  so.” 

“ Because  they  are  foolish,  and  therefore  fit 
company  for  ladies.  Now,  really — ” 

“No,  no;  because  they  are  foolish,  and, 
therefore,  they  ought  to  be  made  wise ; and  la- 
dies are  Aviser  than  dons.” 

“And  therefore  duller,  for  all  Avise  people, 
you  said,  were  dull.” 

“Not  all  Avise  people;  only  people  avIio  are 
wise  b}'  cramming — as  dons  ; but  ladies  arc 
Avise  by  inspiration.”  ' 

“And  first-year  men,  are  they  foolish  by 
inspiration  and  agreeable  by  cramming,  or 
agreeable  by  inspiration  and  foolish  by  cram- 
ming ?” 

“They  are  agreeable  by  inspiration  ifl  the 
society  of  ladies.” 

“Then  they  can  ncA-er  be  agreeable,  for',  you 
say  they  never  see  ladies.”  | 

“ Not  Avith  the  bodily  eye,  but  Avith  the  eyfe  of 
fancy.”  1 

“Then  their  agreeableness  must  he  all  fan- 
cy.” 

“ But  it  is  better  to  be  agreeable  in  fancy 
than  dull  in  reality.”  ' 

“That  depends  upon  Avhose  fancy  it  is.  To 
be  agreeable  in  your  own  fancy  is  compatible 
Avith  being  as  dull  in  reality  as — ” I 

“ How  you  play  Avith  words  ! I see  you  Av<pn’t 
leave  me  a shred  either  of  fancy  or  agreeaple- 
ness  to  stand  on.” 

“Then  I shall  do  you  good  service.  I s’liall 


TOM  BROWN 

destroy  your  illusion  ; you  can  not  stand  on  il- 
lusions.” 

“But  remember  what  my  illusions  were — 
foncy  and  agreeableness.” 

“But  your  agreeableness  stood  on  fancy, 
and  your  fancy  on  nothing.  You  had  better 
settle  down  at  once  on  the  solid  basis  of  dull- 
ness, like  the  dons.” 

“ Then  I am  to  found  myself  on  foct,  and  try 
to  be  dull?  What  a conclusion  ! But  perhaps 
dullness  is  no  more  a fact  than  fancy ; what  is 
dullness  ?” 

“ Oh,  I do  not  undertake  to  define  ; you  are 
the  best  judge.” 

“ How  severe  you  are ! Now,  see  how  gener- 
ous I am.  Dullness  in  society  is  the  absence  of 
ladies.” 

“ Alas,  poor  Oxford ! Who  is  that  in  the 
velvet  sleeves  ? Why  do  you  touch  your  cap  ?” 
“That  is  the  proctoi'.  He  is  our  Cerberus  ; 
he  has  to  keep  all  under-graduates  in  good  or- 
der.” 

“What  a task!  he  ought  to  have  three 
heads.” 

“ He  has  only  one  head,  but  it  is  a very  long 
one.  And  he  has  a tail  like  any  bashaw,  com- 
posed of  pro-proctors,  marshals,  and  bull-dogs, 
and  I don’t  know  what  all.  But  to  go  back  to 
what  we  were  saying — ” 

“ No,  don’t  let  us  go  back — I’m  tired  of  it ; 
besides  you  were  just  beginning  about  dullness. 
How  can  you  expect  me  to  listen  now  ?” 

“ Oh,  but  do  listen,  just  for  two  minutes. 
Will  you  be  serious  ? I do  want  to  know  what 
you  really  think  when  you  hear  the  case.” 
“Well,  I will  try — for  two  minutes,  mind.” 
Upon  gaining  which  permission  Tom  went  off 
into  an  interesting  discourse  on  the  unnatural- 
ness of  men’s  lives  at  Oxford,  which  it  is  by  no 
means  necessary  to  inflict  on  readers. 

As  he  was  waxing  eloquent  and  sentimental, 
he  chanced  to  look  from  his  companion’s  fiice 
for  a moment  in  search  of  a simile,  when  his 
eyes  alighted  on  that  virtuous  member  of  socie- 
ty, Dick,  the  factotum  of  “ The  Choughs,”  who 
was  taking  his  turn  in  the  Long  Walk  with  his 
betters.  Dick’s  face  was  twisted  into  an  un- 
comfortable grin  : his  eyes  were  fixed  on  Tom 
and  his  companion,  and  he  made  a sort  of  half 
motion  towards  touching  his  hat,  but  couldn’t 
quite  carry  it  through,  and  so  passed  by. 

“ Ah  ! ain’t  he  a going  of  it  again  !”  he  mut- 
tered to  himself ; “just  like  ’em  all.” 

Tom  didn’t  hear  the  words,  but  the  look  had 
been  quite  enough  for  him,  and  he  broke  off 
short  in  his  speech  and  turned  his  head  away, 
and,  after  two  or  three  flounderings  which  Mary 
seemed  not  to  notice,  stopped  short,  and  let  Miss 
Winter  and  Hardy  join  them. 

“It’s  getting  dark,”  he  said, as  they  came  up  ; 
“ the  Walk  is  thinning;  ought  we  not  to  be  go- 
ing? Remember,  I am  in  charge.” 

“ Yes,  I think  it  is  time.” 

At  this  moment  the  great  Christchurch  bell — 
Tom  by  name — began  to  toll. 

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said,  who  had  heard  the  one  hundred  and  one 
strokes  on  former  occasions. 

“ Indeed  it  is,  though.” 

“But  how  very  light  it  is.” 

“ It  is  almost  the  longest  day  in  the  year, 
and  there  hasn’t  been  a cloud  all  day.” 

They  started  to  walk  home  all  together,  and 
Tom  gradually  recovered  himself,  but  left  the 
laboring  oar  to  Hardy,  who  did  his  work  very 
well,  and  persuaded  the  ladies  to  go  on  and  see 
the  Ratcliffe  by  moonlight — the  only  time  to 
see  it,  as  he  said,  because  of  the  shadows — and 
just  to  look  in  at  the  old  quadrangle  of  St.  Am- 
brose. 

It  was  almost  ten  o’clock  when  they  stopped 
at  the  lodgings  in  High  Street.  While  they 
were  waiting  for  the  door  to  be  opened.  Hardy 
said, 

“I  really  must  apologize.  Miss  Winter,  to 
you,  for  my  intrusion  to-night.  I hope  your 
father  will  allow  me  to  call  on  him.” 

“ Oh  yes  ! pray  do  ; he  will  be  so  glad  to  see 
any  friend  of  my  cousin’s.” 

“ And  if  I can  be  of  any  use  to  him,  or  to 
you,  or  your  sister — 

“ My  sister ! Oh,  you  mean  Mary  ? She  is 
not  my  sister.” 

“I  beg  your  pardon.  But  I hope  you  will 
let  me  know  if  there  is  any  thing  I can  do  for 
you.” 

“Indeed  we  will.  Now,  Mary,  papa  will  be 
worrying  about  us.”  And  so  the  young  ladies 
said  their  adieus  and  disappeared. 

“ Surely  you  told  me  they  were  sisters,”  said 
Hardy,  as  the  two  walked  away  towards  college. 
“No,  did  I ? I don’t  remember.” 

“ But  they  are  your  cousins  ?” 

“Yes;  at  least  Katie  is.  Don’t  you  like  her  ?” 
“Of  course  ; one  can’t  help  liking  her.  But 
she  says  you  have  not  met  for  two  years  or 
more.” 

“ No  more  we  have.” 

“ Then  I suppose  you  have  seen  more  of  her 
companion  lately  ?” 

“Well,  if  you  must  know,  I never  saw  her 
before  yesterday.” 

“You  don’t  mean  to  say  that  you  took  mo 
in  there  to-night  when  you  had  never  seen  one 
of  the  young  ladies  before,  and  the  other  not  for 
two  years ! Well,  upon  my  word.  Brown — ” 

“ Now  don’t  blow  me  up,  old  fellow,  to-night 
— please  don’t.  There,  I give  in.  Don’t  hit  a 
fellow  when  he’s  down.  I’m  so  low.”  Tom 
spoke  in  such  a deprecating  tone  that  Harcjy’s 
wrath  passed  away. 

“ Why  what’s  the  matter?”  he  said.  “ You 
seemed  to  be  full  of  talk.  I was  envying  your 
fluency,  I know,  often.” 

“Talk!  yes,  so  I was.  But  didn’t  you  see 
Dick  in  the  Walk?  You  have  never  heard 
any  thing  more  ?” 

“No ; but  no  news  is  good  news.” 

“ Heigho  ! I’m  awfully  down.  I want  to 
talk  to  you.  Let  me  come  up.” 

“ Come  along,  then.”  And  so  they  disap- 
peared into  Hardy’s  lodgings. 


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The  two  young  ladies,  meanwhile,,  soothed  old  ] 
Mr.  Winter,  who  had  eaten  and  drunk  more 
than  was  good  for  him,  and  was  naturally  put  j 
out  thereby.  They  soon  managed  to  persuade 
him  to  retire,  and  then  follow’ed  themselves — 
first  to  Mary’s  room,  where  that  young  lady 
burst  out  at  once,  “What  a eharming  place  it 
is  ! Oh  ! didn’t  you  enjoy  your  evening,  Ka- 
tie?” 

“Yes;  but  I felt  a little  awkward  without  a 
chaperone.  You  seemed  to  get  on  very  well 
with  my  cousin.  You  scarcely  spoke  to  us  in 
the  Long  Walk  till  just  before  we  came  away. 
What  were  you  talking  about  ?” 

Mary  burst  into  a gay  laugh.  “All  sorts 
of  nonsense,”  she  said.  “I  don’t  think  I ever 
talked  so  much  nonsense  in  my  life.  I hope 
he  isn’t  shocked — I don’t  think  he  is ; but  I 
said  any  thing  that  came  into  my  head.  I 
couldn’t  help  it.  You  don’t  think  it  wrong?” 
“Wrong,  dear?  No;  I’m  sure  you  coulc^ 
say  nothing  wrong.” 

“ I’m  not  so  sure  of  that.  But,  Katie  dear,  I 
know  there  is  something  on  his  mind.” 

“Why  do  you  think  so?” 

“ Oh,  because  he  stopped  short  twice,  and  be- 
came quite  absent,  and  seemed  not  to  hear  any 
thing  I said.” 

“ How  odd  ! I never  knew  him  do  so.  Did 
you  see  any  reason  for  it  ?” 

“No,  unless  it  was  two  men  we  passed  in  the 
crowd.  One  w'as  a vulgar-looking  wretch,  who 
was  smoking — a fat  black  thing,  with  such  a 
thick  nose,  covered  wiih  jewelry — ” 

‘ ‘ Not  his  nose,  dear  ?” 

“ No,  but  his  dress ; and  the  other  was  a 
homely,  dried  up  little  man,  like  one  of  your 
Englebourn  troubles.  I’m  sure  there  is  some 
mystery  about  them,  and  I shall  find  it  out. 
But  how  did  you  like  his  friend,  Katie  ?” 

“Very  much  indeed.  I was  rather  uncom- 
fortable at  walking  so  long  with  a stranger. 
But  he  tvas  very  pleasant,  and  is  so  fond -of  Tom. 
I am  sure  he  is  a very  good  friend  for  him.” 

“ He  looks  a good  man  ; but  how  ugly !” 

“Do  you  think  so?  We  shall  have  a hard 
day  to-morrow.  Good-night,  dear.” 

“ Good-night,  Katie.  But  I don’t  feel  a bit 
sleepy.”  And  so  the  cousins  kissed  one  anoth- 
er, and  Miss  Winter  went  to  her  own  room. 


CHARTER  XXVII. 

LECTUniNG  A LIONESS. 

The  evening  of  Show  Sunday  may  serve  as 
a fair  sam])le  of  what  this  eventful  Commem- 
oration was  to  our  hero.  The  constant  inter- 
course with  ladies — with  such  ladies  as  Miss 
Winter  and  Mary — young,  good-looking,  well- 
spoken,  and  creditable  in  all  ways,  was  very 
delightful,  and  the  moi'e  fiiscinating,  from  the 
sudden  change  which  their  presence  wrought 
in  the  ordinary  mode  of  life  of  the  place. 
’They  would  have  been  charming  in  any  room, 


but  were  quite  irresistible  in  his  den,  which 
no  female  presence,  except  that  of  his  blowsy 
old  bed-maker,  had  lightened  since  he  had 
been  in  possession.  All  the  associations  of 
the  freshman’s  rooms  were  raised  at  once. 
When  he  came  in  at  night  now,  he  could  look 
sentimentally  at  his  arm-chair  (christened 
“The  Captain,” after  Captain  Hardy),  on  which 
Katie  had  sat  to  make  breakfast ; or  at  the 
brass  peg  on  the  door,  on  which  Mary  had 
hung  her  bonnet  and  shawl,  after  displacing 
his  gown.  His  very  teacups  and  saucers, 
which  were  already  a miscellaneous  set  of  sev- 
eral different  patterns,  had  made  a move  al- 
most into  his  affections;  at  least,  the  two — one 
brown,  one  blue — which  the  young  ladies  had 
used.  A human  interest  belonged  to  them 
now,  and  they  were  no  longer  mere  crockery. 
He  thought  of  buying  tw'o  very  pretty  china 
ones,  the  most  expensive  he  could  find  in  Ox- 
ford, and  getting  them  to  use  these  for  the  first 
time,  but  rejected  the  idea.  The  fine  new 
ones,  he  felt,  would  never  be  the  same  to  him. 
They  had  come  in  and  used  his  own  rubbish  ; 
that  was  the  great  charm.  If  he  had  been  go- 
ing to  give  them  cups,  no  material  would  have 
been  beautiful  enough  ; but  for  his  own  use  af- 
ter them,  the  commoner  the  better.  The  ma- 
terial was  nothing,  the  association  every  thing. 
It  is  marvellous  the  amount  of  healthy  senti- 
ment of  which  a naturally  soft-hearted  under- 
graduate is  capable  by  the  end  of  the  summer 
term.  But  sentiment  is  not  all  one-sided. 
The  delights  which  spring  from  sudden  intima- 
cy with  the  fairest  and  best  part  of  the  crea- 
tion are  as  far  above  those  of  the  ordinary,  un- 
mitigated, under-graduate  life,  as  the  British 
citizen  of  18G0  is  above  the  rudimentary  per- 
sonage in  pre-historic  times  from  whom  he  has 
been  gradually  improved  up  to  his  present  state 
of  enlightenment  and  perfection.  But  each 
state  has  also  its  own  troubles  as  well  as  its 
pleasures ; and,  though  the  former  are  a price 
which  no  decent  fellow  would  boggle  at  for  a 
moment,  it  is  useless  to  pretend  that  paying 
them  is  pleasant. 

Now  at  Commemoration,  as  elsewhere,  where 
men  do  congregate,  if  your  lady-visitors  are  not 
pretty  or  agreeable  enough  to  make  your  friends 
and  acquaintance  eager  to  know  them,  and  to 
cater  for  their  enjoyment,  and  try  in  all  ways 
to  win  their  favor  and  cut  you  out,  you  have 
the  satisfaction,  at  any  rate,  of  keeping  them  to 
yourself,  though  you  lose  the  pleasures  which 
arise  from  being  sought  after,  and  made  much 
of  for  their  sakes,  and  feeling  raised  above  the 
ruck  of  your  neighbors.  On  the  other  hand, 
if  they  are  all  this,  you  might  as  well  try  to 
keep  the  sunshine  and  air  to  yourself.  Uni- 
versal human  nature  rises  up  against  )’ou  ; and 
besides,  they  w'ill  not  stand  it  themselves. 
And,  indeed,  why  should  they?  Women,  to 
be  very  attractive  to  all  sorts  of  different  peo- 
ple, must  have  great  readiness  of  sympathy. 
Many  have  it  naturally,  and  many  w’ork  hard 
in  acquiring  a good  imitation  of  it.  In  the 


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first  case,  it  is  against  the  nature  of  such  per- 
sons to  be  monopolized  for  more  than  a very 
short  time;  in  the  second,  all  their  trouble 
would  be  thrown  away  if  they  allowed  them- 
selves to  be  monopolized.  Once  in  their  lives, 
indeed,  they  will  be,  and  ought  to  be,  and  that 
monopoly  lasts,  or  should  last,  forever ; but  in- 
stead of  destroying  in  them  that  which  was 
their  great  charm,  it  only  deepens  and  widens 
it;  and  the  sympathy  which  was  before  fitful, 
and,  perhaps,  wayward,  flows  on  in  a calm  and 
healthy  stream,  blessing  and  cheering  all  who 
come  within  reach  of  its  exhilarating  and  life- 
giving  waters. 

But  man  of  all  ages  is  a selfish  animal,  and 
unreasonable  in  his  selfishness.  It  takes  every 
one  ■of  us  in  turn  many  a shrewd  fall,  in  our 
wrestlings  with  tlie  world,  to  convince  us  that 
we  are  not  to  have  every  thing  our  own  way. 
We  are  conscious  in  our  inmost  souls  that  man 
is  the  rightful  lord  of  creation ; and,  starting 
from  this  eternal  principle,  and  ignoring,  each 
man-child  of  us  in  turn,  the  qualifying  truth 
that  it  is  to  man  in  general,  including  women, 
and  not  to  Thomas  Brown  in  particular,  that 
the  earth  has  been  given,  we  set  about  asserting 
our  kingships  each  in  his  own  way,  and  pro- 
claiming ourselves  kings  from  our  own  little 
ant-hills  of  thrones.  And  then  come  the 
stragglings  and  the  down-fallings,  and  some  of 
us  learn  our  lesson,  and  some  learn  it  not. 
But  what  lesson?  That  we  have  been  dream- 
ing in  the  golden  hours  when  the  vision  of  a 
kingdom  rose  before  us?  That  there  is,  in 
short,  no  kingdom  at  all,  or  that,  if  there  be,  we 
are  no  heirs  of  it? 

No — I take  it  that,  while  we  make  nothing 
better  than  that  out  of  our  lesson,  we  shall 
have  to  go  on  spelling  at  it  and  stumbling  over 
it,  through  all  the  days  of  our  life,  till  we  make 
ogr  last  stumble,  and  take  our  final  header  out 
of  this  riddle  of  a world,  which  we  once  dream- 
ed we  were  to  rule  over,  exclaiming  “ vanitas 
vanitatura”  to  the  end.  But  man’s  spirit  will 
never  be  satisfied  without  a kingdom,  and  was 
never  intended  to  be  satisfied  so ; and  a wiser 
than  Solomon  tells  us,  day  by  day,  that  our 
kingdom  is  about  us  here,  and  that  we  may 
rise  up  and  pass  in  when  we  will  at  the  shining 
gates  which  He  holds  open,  for  that  it  is  His, 
and  we  are  joint  heirs  of  it  with  Him. 

On  the  whole,  however,  making  allowances 
for  all  drawbacks,  those  Commemoration  davs 
were  the  pleasantest  days  Tom  had  ever  known 
at  Oxford.  He  was  with  his  uncle  and  cousins 
early  and  late,  devising  all  sorts  of  pleasant  en- 
tertainments and  excursions  for  them,  introduc- 
ing all  the  pleasantest  men  of  his  acquaintance, 
and  taxing  all  the  resources  of  the  college,  which 
at  such  times  were  available  for  under-gradu- 
ates as  well  as  their  betters,  to  minister  to  their 
comfort  and  enjoyment.  And  he  was  well  re- 
paid. There  was  something  perfectly  new  to 
the  ladies,  and  very  piquant,  in  the  life  and  hab- 
its of  the  place.  They  found  it  very  diverting 
to  be  receiving  in  Tom’s  rooms,  presiding  over 


his  breakfasts  and  luncheons,  altering  the  j)Osi- 
tion  of  his  furniture,  and  making  the  place  look 
as  pretty  as  circumstances  would  allow.  Then 
there  was  pleasant  occu])ation  for  every  s|)are 
hour,  and  the  fdtes  and  amusements  were  all 
unlike  every  thing  but  themselves.  Of  course 
the  ladies  .at  once  became  enthusiastic  St.  Ain- 
brosians,  and  managed,  in  spite  of  all  distrac- 
tions, to  find  time  for  making  up  rosettes  and 
bows  of  blue  and  white,  in  whicli  to  appear  at 
the  procession  of  the  boats,  which  was  tlie  great 
event  of  the  Monday.  Fortunately,  Mr.  Win- 
ter had  been  a good  oar  in  his  day,  and  had 
pulled  in  one  of  the  first  four-oars  in  which  the 
university  races  had  commenced  some  thirty- 
live  years  before  ; and  Tom,  who  had  set  his 
mind  on  managing  his  uncle,  worked  him  up 
almost  into  enthusiasm  and  forgetfulness  of  his 
maladies,  so  that  he  raised  no  objection  to  a 
five  o’clock  dinner,  and  an  adjournment  to  the 
river  almost  immediately  afterwards.  Jervis, 
wdio  was  all-powerful  on  the  river,  at  Tom’s  in- 
stigation got  an  arm-cliair  for  him  in  the  best 
part  of  the  university  barge,  while  the  ladies,  af- 
ter walking  along  the  bank  with  Tom  and 
others  of  the  crew,  and  being  instructed  in  the 
colors  of  the  different  boats,  and  the  meaning 
of  the  ceremony,  took  their  places  in  the  front 
row  on  tlie  top  of  the  barge  beneath  the  awn- 
ing and  the  flags,  and  looked  down  with  hun- 
dreds of  other  fair  strangers  on  the  scene,  which 
certainly  merited  all  that  Tom  had  said  of  it  on 
faith. 

The  barges  above  and  below  the  university 
barge,  which  occupied  the  post  of  honor,  were 
also  covered  with  ladies,  and  Christchurch  Mead- 
ow swarmed  with  gay  dresses  and  caps  and 
gowns.  On  the  opposite  side  the  bank  was 
lined  with  a crowd  in  holiday  clothes,  and  the 
punts  plied  across  without  intermission  loaded 
with  people,  till  the  groups  stretched  aw'aydown 
the  towing-path  in  an  almost  continuous  line  to 
the  starting-place.  Then,  one  after  another, 
the  racing-boats,  all  painted  and  polished  up 
for  the  occasion,  with  the  college  flags  drooping 
at  their  sterns,  put  out  and  passed  down  to  their 
stations,  and  the  bands  played,  and  the  sun  shone 
his  best.  And  then,  after  a short  pause  of  ex- 
pectation, the  distant  bank  became  all  alive,  and 
the  groups  all  turned  one  way,  and  came  up  the 
towing-path  again,  and  the  foremost  boat  with 
the  blue  and  white  flag  shot  through  the  Gut 
and  came  up  the  reach,  follow'cd  by  another, 
and  another,  and  another,  till  they  w-ere  tired 
of  counting,  and  the  leading  boat  was  .already 
close  to  them  before  the  last  had  come  within 
sight.  And  the  bands  played  up  all  together, 
and  the  crowd  on  both  sides  cheered  as  the  St. 
Ambrose  boat  spurted  from  the  Ciierwell,  and 
took  the  place  of  honor  at  the  winning-post,  op- 
posite the  university  barge,  and  close  under 
where  they  were  sitting. 

“Oh,  look,  Katie  dear;  here  they  are. 
There’s  Tom,  and  Mr.  Hardy,  and  Mr.  Jervis  ;” 
and  Mary  waved  her  handkerchief  and  clapped 
her  hands,  and  was  in  an  ecstasy  of  enthusiasm, 


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in  -wMcli  her  cousin  was  no  whit  behind  her. 
The  gallant  crew  of  St.  Ambrose  were  by  no 
means  unconscious  of,  and  fully  appreciated, 
the  compliment. 

Then  the  boats  passed  up  one  by  one  ; and, 
as  each  came  opposite  to  the  St.  Ambrose  boat, 
the  crews  tossed  their  oars  and  cheered,  and  the 
St.  Ambrose  crew  tossed  their  oars  and  cheered 
in  return  ; and  the  whole  ceremony  went  off  in 
triumph,  notwithstanding  the  casuality  w'hich 
occurred  to  one  of  the  torpids.  The  torpids  be- 
ing filled  with  the  refuse  of  the  rowing-men — 
generally  awkward  or  very  young  oarsmen — 
find  some  difficulty  in  the  act  of  tossing ; no 
very  safe  operation  for  an  unsteady  crew.  Ac- 
cordingly, the  torpid  in  question,  having  sustain- 
ed her  crew  gallantly  till  the  saluting  point,  and 
allowed  them  to  get  their  oars  fairly  into  the 
air,  proceeded  gravely  to  turn  over  on  her  side 
and  shoot  them  out  into  the  stream. 

A thrill  ran  along  the  top  of  the  barges,  and 
a little  scream  or  two  might  have  been  heard 
even  through  the  notes  of  Annie  Laurie,  which 
were  filling  the  air  at  the  moment ; but  the  band 
played  on,  and  the  crew  swam  ashore,  and  two 
of  the  punt-men  laid  hold  of  the  boat  and  col- 
lected the  oars,  and  nobody  seemed  to  think  any 
thing  of  it. 

Katie  drew  a long  breath. 

“Are  they  all  out,  dear?”  she  said;  “can 
you  see  ? I can  only  count  eight.” 

“ Oh,  I was  too  frightened  to  look.  Let  me 
see ; yes,  there  are  nine ; there’s  one  by  him- 
self— the  little  man  pulling  the  weeds  off  his 
trowsei's.” 

And  so  they  regained  their  equanimity,  and 
soon  after  left  the  barge,  and  were  escorted  to 
the  hall  of  St.  Ambrose  by  the  crew,  who  gave 
an  entertainment  there  to  celebrate  the  occasion, 
which  Mr.  Winter  was  induced  to  attend  and 
pleased  to  approve,  and  which  lasted  till  it  was 
time  to  dress  for  the  ball,  for  which  a proper 
chaperone  had  been  providentially  found.  And 
so  they  passed  the  days  and  nights  of  commem- 
oration. 

But  it  is  not  within  the  scope  of  this  work  to 
chronicle  all  their  doings — how,  notwithstand- 
ing balls  at  night,  they  were  up  to  chapel  in  the 
morning,  and  attended  flower-shows  at  Worces- 
ter and  musical  promenades  in  New  College, 
and  managed  to  get  down  the  river  for  a picnic 
at  Nnneham,  besides  seeing  every  thing  that 
was  worth  seeing  in  all  the  colleges.  How  it 
was  done,  no  man  can  tell ; but  done  it  was, 
and  they  seemed  only  the  better  for  it  all. 
They  were  waiting  at  the  gates  of  the  theatre 
among  the  first,  tickets  in  hand,  and  witnessed 
the  whole  scene,  wondering  no  little  at  the 
strange  mixture  of  solemnity  and  license,  the 
rush  and  crowding  of  the  under-graduates  into 
their  gallery,  and  their  free-and-easy  tvay  of 
taking  the  whole  proceedings  under  tlieir  pa- 
tronage, watching  every  movement  in  the  am- 
phitheatre and  on  the  floor,  and  shouting  ap- 
proval and  disapproval  of  the  heads  of  their  re- 
public of  learning,  or  of  the  most  illustrious  vis- 


itors, or  cheering  with  equal  vigor  the  ladies. 
Her  Majesty’s  ministers,  or  the  prize  poems. 

It  is  a strange  scene,  certainly,  and  has  prob- 
ably puzzled  many  persons  besides  young  ladies. 
One  can  well  fancy  the  astonishment  of  the 
learned  foreigner,  for  instance,  when  he  sees  the 
head  of  the  University,  which  he  has  reverenced 
at  a distance  from  his  youth  up,  rise  in  his  robes 
in  solemn  convocation  to  exercise  one  of  the 
highest  of  University  functions,  and  hears  his 
sonorous  Latin  periods  interrupted  by  “three 
cheers  for  the  ladies  in  pink  bonnets!”  or  when 
some  man  is  introduced  for  an  honorary  degree 
whose  name  may  be  known  throughout  the  civ- 
ilized world,  and  the  Vice-chancellor,  turning 
to  his  compeers,  inquires,  “ Placetne  vobis, 
domini  doctores?  placetne  vobis,  magistri?” 
and  he  hears  the  voices  of  doctors  and  masters 
drowned  in  contradictory  shouts  from  the  young 
demus  in  the  gallery,  “Who  is  he?”  “Non 
placet !”  “Placet !”  “ Why  does  he  carry  an 
umbrella?”  It  is  thoroughly  English,  and  that 
is  just  all  that  need,  or  indeed  can,  be  said  for 
it  all ; but  not  one  in  a hundred  of  us  wmuld  al- 
ter it  if  we  could,  beyond  suppressing  some  of 
the  personalities,  which  of  late  years  have  gone 
somewhat  too  far. 

After  the  theatre  there  w'as  a sumptuous 
lunch  in  All  Souls’,  and  then  a fete  in  St. 
John’s  Gardens.  Now,  at  the  aforesaid  lunch- 
eon, Tom’s  feelings  had  been  severely  tried  ; in 
fact,  the  little  troubles,  which  as  has  been  before 
hinted,  are  incident  to  persons,  especially  young 
men  in  his  fortunate  predicament,  had  here 
come  to  a head. 

He  W'as  separated  from  his  cousins  a little 
way.  Being  a guest,  and  not  an  important  one 
in  the  eyes  of  the  All  Souls’  fellows,  he  had  to 
find  his  level,  which  was  very  much  below  that 
allotted  to  his  uncle  and  cousins.  In  short,  he 
felt  that  they  were  taking  him  about,  instead  of 
he  them — which  change  of  position  was  in  it- 
self trying ; and  Mary’s  conduet  fanned  his 
slumbering  discontent  into  a flame.  There  she 
was,  sitting  between  a fellow'  of  All  Souls’,  wdio 
was  a collector  of  pictures  and  an  authority  in 
fine-art  matters,  and  the  Indian  officer  who  had 
been  so  recently  promoted  to  the  degree  of 
D.C.L.  in  the  theatre.  There  she  sat,  so  ab- 
sorbed in  their  conversation  that  she  did  not 
even  hear  a remark  which  he  W'as  pleased  to 
address  to  her. 

Whereupon  he  began  to  brood  on  his  wrongs, 
and  to  take  umbrage  at  the  catholieity  of  her 
enjoyment  and  enthusiasm.  So  long  as  he  had 
been  the  medium  through  which  she  was  brought 
in  contact  with  others,  he  had  been  well  enough 
content  that  they  should  amuse  and  interest 
her ; but  it  was  a very  different  thing  now. 

So  he  watched  her  jealously,  and  raked  up 
former  conversations,  and  came  to  the  conclu- 
sion that  it  was  his  duty  to  remonstrate  wdth  her. 
He  had  remarked,  too,  that  she  never  could  talk 
with  him  now  without  breaking  aw'ay  after  a short 
time  into  badinage.  Her  badinage  certainly 
was  very  charming  and  pleasant,  and  kept  him 


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on  the  stretch  ; but  why  should  she  not  let  him 
be  serious  and  sentimental  when  he  pleased? 
She  did  not  break  out  in  this  manner  Avith  oth- 
er people.  So  he  really  felt  it  to  be  his  duty  to 
speak  to  her  on  the  subject — not  in  the  least  for 
his  own  sake,  but  for  hers. 

Accordingly,  Avhen  the  party  broke  up,  and 
they  started  for  the  fete  at  St.  John’s,  he  re- 
solved to  carry  out  his  intentions.  At  first  he 
could  not  get  an  opportunity  while  they  were 
walking  about  on  the  beautiful  lawn  of  the  great 
garden,  seeing  and  being  seen,  and  listening  to 
music,  and  looking  at  choice  flowers.  But  soon 
a chance  offered.  She  staid  behind  the  rest 
without  noticing  it,  to  examine  some  specially 
beautiful  plant  and  he  was  by  her  side  in  a mo- 
ment, and  proposed  to  show  her  the  smaller  gar- 
den, which  lies  beyond,  to  which  she  innocently 
consented  ; and  they  were  soon  out  of  the  crowd, 
and  in  comparative  solitude. 

She  remarked  that  he  Avas  someAvhat  silent 
and  grave,  but  thought  nothing  of  it,  and  chat- 
ted on  as  usual,  remarking  upon  the  pleasant 
company  she  had  been  in  at  luncheon. 

This  opened  the  way  for  Tom’s  lecture. 

“ Hoav  easily  you  seem  to  get  interested  Avith 
new  people !”  he  began. 

. “ Do  I ?”  she  said.  “ Well,  don’t  you  think 
it  very  natural  ?” 

“Wouldn’t  it  be  a blessing  if  people  would 
ahvays  say  just  what  they  think  and  mean, 
though  ?” 

“Yes,  and  a great  many  do,”  she  replied, 
looking  at  him  in  some  wonder,  and  not  quite 
pleased  with  the  turn  things  Avere  taking. 

“ Any  ladies,  do  you  think  ? You  know  we 
haven’t  many  opportunities  of  observing.” 

“ Yes,  I think  quite  as  many  ladies  as  men. 
More,  indeed,  as  far  as  my  small  experience 
goes.” 

“ You  really  maintain  deliberately  that  you 
have  met  people — men  and  Avomen — who  can 
talk  to  you  or  any  one  else  for  a quarter  of  an 
hour  quite  honestly,  and  say  nothing  at  all 
Avhich  they  don’t  mean — nothing  for  the  sake 
of  flattery  or  effect,  for  instance  ?” 

“ Oh  dear  me,  yes,  often.” 

“ Who,  for  example  ?” 

“Our  cousin  Katie.  Why  are  you  so  sus- 
picious and  misanthropical  ? There  is  your 
friend  Mr.  Hardy,  again ; Avhat  do  you  say  to 
him  ?” 

“ Well,  I think  you  may  haA'e  hit  on  an  ex- 
ception. But  I maintain  the  rule.” 

“ You  look  as  if  I ought  to  object.  But  I 
shan’t.  It  is  no  business  of  mine  if  you  choose 
to  believe  any  such  disagreeable  thing  about 
your  felloAv-creatures.” 

“ I don’t  believe  anything  worse  about  them 
than  I do  about  myself.  I know  that  I can’t 
do  it.” 

“Well,  I am  very  sorry  for  you.” 

“But  I don’t  think  I am  any  Avorse  than  my 
neighbors.” 

“ I don’t  suppose  you  do.  Who  are  your 
neighbors  ?” 


“ Shall  I include  you  in  the  number  ?” 

“ Oh,  by  all  means,  if  you  like.” 

“But  I may  not  mean  that  you  are  like  the 
rest.  The  man  Avho  fell  among  thicA'cs,  you 
knoAv,  had  one  good  neighbor.” 

“ Noaa',  Cousin  Tom,”  she  said,  looking  up 
Avith  sparkling  eyes,  “I  can’t  return  the  com- 
pliment. You  meant  to  make  me  feel  that  I 
was  like  the  rest — at  least,  like  Avhat  you  say 
they  are.  You  knoAv  you  did.  And  noAV  you 
are  just  turning  round,  and  trying  to  slip  out  of 
it  by  saying  Avhatyow  don’t  mean.” 

“ Well,  Cousin  Mary,  perhaps  I Avas.  At 
any  rate,  I Avas  a great  fool  for  my  pains.  I 
might  haA^e  knoAvn  by  this  time  that  you  Avould 
catch  me  out  fast  enough.” 

“ Perhaps  you  might.  I didn’t  challenge  you 
to  set  up  your  Palace  of  Truth.  But,  if  avc  are 
to  live  in  it,  you  are  not  to  say  all  the  disagree- 
able things  and  hear  none  of  them.” 

“I  hope  not,  if  they  must  be  disagreeable. 
But  Avhy  should  they  be  ? I can’t  see  Avhy  you 
and  I,  for  instance,  should  not  say  exactly  Avhat 
we  are  thinking  to  one  another  Avithout  being 
disagreeable.” 

“Well,  I don’t  think  you  made  a happy  be- 
ginning just  noAV.” 

“But  I am  sure  AA’e  should  all  like  one  an- 
other the  better  for  speaking  the  truth.” 

“ Yes  ; but  I don’t  admit  that  I haven’t  been 
speaking  the  truth.” 

“You  Avon’t  understand  me.  Ha\'e  I said 
that  you  don’t  speak  the  truth  ?” 

‘ ‘ Yes ; you  said  just  now  that  I don’t  say  Avhat 
I think  and  mean.  Well,  perhaps  you  didn’t 
exactly  say  that,  but  that  is  Avhat  you  meant.” 
“ You  are  A’^ery  angry.  Cousin  Mary.  Let  us 
wait  till — ” 

“ No,  no.  It  was  you  Avho  began,  and  I Avill 
not  let  you  off  noAv.” 

“Very  Avell,  then.  I did  mean  something 
of  the  sort.  It  is  better  to  tell  you  than  to  keep 
it  to  myself.” 

“Yes,  and  noAv  tell  me  your  reasons,”  said 
Marj",  looking  down  and  biting  her  lip.  Tom 
Avas  ready  to  bite  his  tongue  off,  but  there  Avas 
nothing  noAv  but  to  go  through  Avith  it. 

“ You  make  every  body  that  comes  near  you 
think  that  you  are  deeply  interested  in  them  and 
their  doings.  Poor  Grey  believ^es  that  you  are 
as  mad  as  he  is  about  rituals  and  rubries.  And 
the  boating  men  declai*e  that  you  Avould  sooner 
see  a race  than  go  to  the  best  ball  in  the  Avorld. 
And  you  listened  to  the  Dean’s  stale  old  stories 
about  the  schools,  and  went  into  raptures  in  the 
Bodleian  about  pictures  and  art  Avith  that  fel- 
loAv  of  All  Souls’.  Even  our  old  butler  and  the 
cook — ” 

Here  Mary,  despite  her  vexation,  after  a 
severe  struggle  to  control  it,  burst  into  a laugh, 
which  made  Tom  pause. 

“ Noav  you  can’t  say  that  I am  not  really  fond 
of  jellies,”  she  said. 

“And  you  can’t  say  that  I haA^e  said  any  thing 
so  very  disagreeable.” 

“ Oh,  but  you  have,  though.” 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“ At  any  rate  I have  made  you  laugh.” 

“ But  you  didn’t  mean  to  do  it.  Now  go 
on.” 

“I  have  notliing  more  to  say.  You  see  my 
meafiing,  or  you  never  will.” 

“ If  you  have  nothing  more  to  say,  you 
should  not  liave  said  so  much,”  said  Mary. 
“You  Avouldn’t  have  me  rude  to  all  the  people 
I meet,  and  I can’t  help  it  if  the  cook  thinks  I 
am  a glutton.” 

“ But  you  could  help  letting  Gray  think  that 
you  should  like  to  go  and  see  his  night-schools.” 
“ But  I should  like  to  see  them,  of  all  things.” 
“And  I suppose  you  would  like  to  go  through 
the  manuscripts  in  the  Bodleian  with  the  Dean. 
I heard  you  talking  to  him  as  if  it  was  the  dear- 
est wish  of  your  heart,  and  making  a half-en- 
gagement to  go  with  him  this  afternoon,  when 
you  know  that  you  are  tired  to  death  of  him, 
and  so  full  of  other  engagements  that  you  don’t 
know  where  to  turn*.” 

Mary  began  to  bite  her  lips  again.  She  felt 
half  inclined  to  cry,  and  half  inclined  to  get  up 
and  box  his  ears.  However,  she  did  neither, 
but  looked  up  after  a moment  or  two,  and  said, 
“ Well,  have  you  any  more  unkind  words  to 
say  ?” 

“ Unkind,  Mary  ?” 

“Yes,  they  are  unkind.  How  can  I enjoy 
any  thing  now  when  I shall  know  you  are 
w'atching  me,  and  thinking  all  sorts  of  harm  of 
every  thing  I say  and  do  ? However,  it  doesn’t 
much  matter,  for  we  go  to-morrow  morning.” 
“But  you  will  give  me  ci’edit,  at  least,  for 
meaning  you  well.” 

“ I think  you  are  very  jealous  and  suspicious.” 
“ You  don’t  know  how  you  pain  me  when  you 
say  that.” 

“But  I must  say  what  I think.” 

Mary  set  her  little  mouth,  and  looked  down, 
and  began  tapping  her  boot  with  her  parasol. 
There  was  an  awkward  silence  while  Tom  con- 
sidered within  himself  whether  she  was  not  right, 
and  whether,  after  all,  his  own  jealousy  had  not 
been  the  cause  of  the  lecture  he  had  been  deliv- 
ering, much  more  than  any  unselfish  wish  for 
Mary’s  improvement. 

“It  is  your  turn  now,”  he  said,  presently, 
leaning  forward  with  his  elbows  on  his  knees, 
and  looking  hard  at  the  gravel.  “ I may  have 
been  foolishly  jealous,  and  I thank  you  for  tell- 
ing me  so.  But  you  can  tell  me  a great  deal 
more  if  you  will,  quite  as  good  for  me  to 
hear.” 

“ No,  I have  nothing  to  say.  I dare  say  you 
are  open  and  true,  and  have  nothing  to  hide  or 
disguise,  not  even  about  either  of  the  men  we 
met  in  the  Long  Walk  on  Sunday.” 

He  winced  at  this  random  shaft  as  if  he  had 
been  stung,  and  she  saw  that  it  had  gone  home, 
and  repented  the  next  moment.  The  silence 
became  more  and  more  embarrassing.  By  good 
luck,  however,  their  party  suddenly  appeared 
strolling  towards  them  from  the  large  garden. 

“Here  are  Uncle  Robert  and  Katie,  and  all 
of  them.  Let  us  join  them.” 


She  rose  up,  and  he  with  her,  and  as  they 
walked  towards  the  rest,  he  said  quickly,  in  a low 
voice,  “Will  you  forgive  me  if  I have  pained 
you?  I was  very  selfish,  and  am  very  sorry.” 
“Oh  yes,  we  were  both  very  foolish,  but  we 
won’t  do  it  again.” 

“Here  you  are  at  last.  We  have  been  lock- 
ing for  you  everywhere,”  said  Miss  Winter  as 
they  came  up. 

“I’m  sure  I don’t  know  how  w'e  missed  you. 
We  came  straight  from  the  music  tent  to  this 
seat,  and  have  not  moved.  We  knew  you  must 
come  by  sooner  or  later.” 

“ But  it  is  quite  out  of  the  way.  It  was  quite 
by  chance  that  we  came  round  here.” 

“Isn’t  Uncle  Robert  tired,  Katie?”  said 
Tom  ; “ he  doesn’t  look  well  this  afternoon.” 
Katie  instantly  turned  to  her  father,  and  Mr. 
Winter  declared  himself  to  be  much  fatigued. 
So  they  wished  their  hospitable  entertainers 
good-bye,  and  Tom  hurried  off  and  got  a wheel 
chair  for  his  uncle,  and  w;alked  by  his  side  to 
their  lodgings.  The  young  ladies  walked  near 
the  chair  also,  accompanied  by  one  or  two  of 
their  acquaintance  ; in  fact,  they  could  not  move 
without  an  escort.  But  Tom  never  once  turned 
liis  head  for  a glance  at  what  was  going  on,  and 
talked  steadily  on  to  his  uncle,  that  he  might 
not  catch  a stray  word  of  what  the  rest  were  say- 
ing. Despite  of  all  which  self-denial,  however, 
he  was  quite  aware  somehow,  when  he  made  his 
bow  at  the  door,  that  Mary  had  been  very'  silent 
all  the  way  home. 

Mr.  Winter  retired  to  his  room  to  lie  down, 
and  his  daughter  and  niece  remained  in  the  sit- 
ting-room. Mary  sat  down  and  untied  her  bon- 
net, but  did  not  burst  into  her  usual  flood  of 
comments  on  the  events  of  the  day.  Miss 
Winter  looked  at  her,  and  said, 

“You  look  tired,  dear,  and  over-excited.” 

“ Oh  yes,  so  I am.  Fve  had  such  a quarrel 
with  Tom  !” 

“ A quarrel — you’re  not  serious  ?” 

“Indeed  I am,  though.  I quite  hated  him 
for  five  minutes  at  least.” 

“But  what  did  he  do  ?” 

“ Why,  he  taunted  me  with  being  too  civil  to 
every  body,  and  it  made  me  so  angry.  He  said 
I pretended  to  take  an  interest  in  ever  so  many 
things,  just  to  please  people,  when  I didn’t 
really  care  about  them.  And  it  isn’t  true  now, 
Katie,  is  it  ?” 

“ No,  clear.  He  never  could  have  said  that. 
You  must  have  misunderstood  him.” 

“ There,  I knew  you  would  say  so.  And  if 
it  were  true,  I’m  sure  it  isn’t  wrong.  When 
people  talk  to  you,  it  is  so  easy  to  seem  pleased 
and  interested  in  what  they  are  saying — and 
then  they  like  you,  and  it  is  so  pleasant  to  be 
liked.  Now,  Katie,  do  you  ever  snap  people’s 
noses  off,  or  tell  them  you  think  them  very  fool- 
ish, and  that  you  don’t  care,  and  that  what  they 
are  saying  is  all  of  no  consequence  ?” 

“ I,  dear  ? I couldn’t  do  it  to  save  my  life.” 
“ Oh,  I was  sure  you  couldn’t.  And  he  may 
say  what  he  will,  but  I am  quite  sure  he  would 


TOM  BROWN 

not  have  been  pleased  if  we  had  not  made  our- 
selves pleasant  to  his  friends.” 

“That’s  quite  true.  He  has  told  me  him- 
self half  a dozen  times  how  delighted  he  was  to 
see  you  so  popular.” 

“ And  you  too,  Katie  ?” 

“ Oh  yes.  He  is  very  well  pleased  with  me. 
But  it  is  you  who  have  turned  all  the  heads  in 
the  college,  Mary.  You  are  Queen  of  St.  Am- 
brose beyond  a doubt  just  now.” 

“ No,  no,  Katie ; not  more  than  you,  at  any 
rate.” 

“ I say  yes,  yes,  Mary.  You  will  always  be 
ten  times  as  popular  as  I ; some  people  have 
the  gift  of  it ; I wish  I had.  But  why  do  you 
look  so  grave  again  ?" 

“Why,  Katie,  don’t  you  see  you  are  just  say- 
ing over  again,  only  in  a diiferent  way,  what 
your  provoking  cousin — I shall  call  him  Mr. 
Brown,  I think,  in  future — was  telling  me  for 
my  good  in  St.  John’s  gardens.  You  saw  how 
long  we  were  away  from  you : well  he  was  lec- 
turing me  all  the  time — only  think ! and  now 
you  are  going  to  tell  it  me  all  over  again.  But 
go  on,  dear ; I shan’t  mind  any  thing  from 
you.” 

She  put  her  arm  round  her  cousin’s  waist, 
and  looked  up  playfully  into  her  face.  Miss 
Winter  saw  at  once  that  no  great  harm,  perhaps 
some  good,  had  been  done  in  the  passage  of 
arms  between  her  relatives. 

“You  made  it  ail  up,”  she  said,  smiling, 
“ before  we  found  you.” 

“ Only  just,  though.  He  begged  my  pardon 
just  at  last,  almost  in  a whisper,  whqn  you  were 
quite  close  to  us.” 

“ And  you  granted  it  ?” 

“Yes,  of  course:  but  I don’t  know  that  I 
shall  not  recall  it.” 

“I  was  sure  you  would  be  falling  out  before 
long,  you  got  on  so  fast.  But  he  isn’t  quite  so 
easy  to  turn  round  your  finger  as  you  thought, 
Mary,” 

“ Oh,  I don’t  know  that,”  said  Mary,  laugh- 
ing ; “you  saw  how  humble  he  looked  at  last, 
and  what  good  order  he  was  in.” 

“Well,  dear,  it’s  time  to  think  whether  we 
shall  go  out  again.” 

“ Let  me  see  ; there’s  the  last  ball.  What 
do  you  say  ?” 

“ Why,  I’m  afraid  poor  papa  is  too  tired  to 
take  us,  and  I don’t  know  with  whom  we  could 
go.  We  ought  to  begin  packing,  too,  I think.” 
“Very  well.  Let  us  have  tea  quietly  at 
home.” 

“I  will  write  a note  to  Tom  to  tell  him. 
He  has  done  his  best  for  us,  poor  fellow,  and 
We  ought  to  consider  him  a little.” 

“Oh  yes,  and  ask  him  and  his  friend  Mr. 
Hardy  to  tea,  as  it  is  the  last  night.” 

“ If  you  wish  it,  I should  be  very  glad ; ■ they 
will  amuse  papa.”  , 

“ Certainly,  and  then  he  will  see  that  I bear 
him  no  malice.  And  now  I will  go  and  just 
do  my  hair.” 

“Very  well;  and  we  will  pack  after  they 
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leave.  How  strange  home  will  seem,  after  all 
this  gayety,” 

“Yes;  we  seem  to  have  been  here  a month.” 
“ I do  hope  we  shall  find  all  quiet  at  Engle- 
bourn.  I am  always  afraid  of  some  trouble 
there.” 


CHAPTER  XXVIII. 

THE  END  OF  THE  FKESHMAN’s  TEAR. 

On  the  morning  after  Commemoration,  Ox- 
ford was  in  a bustle  of  departure.  The  play 
had  been  played,  the  long  vacation  had  begun, 
and  visitors  and  members  seemed  equally  anx- 
ious to  be  oft*.  At  the  gates, of  the  colleges 
groups  of  men  in  travelling  dresses  waited  for 
the  coaches,  omnibuses,  dog-carts,  and  all  man- 
ner of  vehicles,  which  were  to  carry  them  to  the 
Great  Western  railway  station  at  Steventon,  or 
elsewhere,  to  all  points  of  the  compass.  Por- 
ters passed  in  and  out  with  portmanteaus,  gun- 
cases,  and  baggage  of  all  kinds,  which  they 
piled  outside  the  gates, or  carried  off*  to  “The 
Mitre”  or  “The  Angel,”  under  the  vigorous 
and  not  too  courteous  orders  of  the  owners. 
College  servants  flitted  round  the  groups  to 
take  last  instructions,  and,  if  so’might  be,  to  ex- 
tract the  balances  of  extortionate  bills  out  of 
their  departing  masters.  Dog-fanciers  were 
there  also,  holding  terriers;  and  scouts  from 
the  cricketing  grounds,  with  bats  and  pads  un- 
der their  arms  ; and  hostlers,  and  men  from  the 
boats,  all  on  the  same  errand  of  getting  the  last 
shilling  out  of  their  patrons — a fawning,  obse- 
quious crowd  for  the  most  part,  with  here  and 
there  a sturdy  Briton  who  felt  that  he  was  only 
there  for  his  due. 

Through  such  a group,  at  the  gate  of  St. 
Ambrose,  Tom  and  Hardy  passed  soon  after 
breakfast-time,  in  cap  and  gown,  which  costume 
excited  no  small  astonishment. 

“ Hallo,  Brown,  old  fellow ! ain’t  you  off  this 
morning?” 

“No,  I shall  be  up  for  a day  or  two  yet.” 

“ Wish  you  joy.  I wouldn’t  be  staying  up 
over  to-day  for  something.” 

“But  you’ll  be  at  Henley  to-morrow?”  said 
Diogenes,  confidently,  who  stood  at  the  gate  in 
boating  coat  and  flannels,  a big  stick  and  knap- 
sack, waiting  for  a companion,  with  whom  he 
was  going  to  walk  to  Henley. 

“And  at  Lord’s  on  Friday,”  said  another. 
“ It  will  be  a famous  match.  Come  and  dine 
somewhere  afterwards,  and  go  to  the  Haymar- 
ket  with  us.” 

“You  know  the  Leander  are  to  be  at  Hen- 
ley,” put  in  Diogenes;  “and  Cambridge  is 
very  strong.  There  will  be  a splendid  race  for 
the  cup,  but  Jeiwis  thinks  we  are  all  right.” 

“ Bother  your  eternal  races  ; haven’t  we  had 
enough  of  them  ?”  said  the  Londoner.  “You 
had  much  better  come  up  to  the  little  village  at 
once.  Brown,  and  stay  there  while  the  coin  lasts.” 

“ If  I get  away  at  all,  it  will  be  to  Henley,” 
said  Tom. 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“ Of  course,  I knew  that,”  said  Diogenes,  | 
triumphantly;  “our  boat  ought  to  be  on  for 
the  ladies’  plate.  If  only  Jervis  were  not  in 
the  University  crew!  I thought  you  were  to 
pull  at  Henley,  Hardy  ?” 

“I  was  asked  to  pull,  but  I couldn’t  manage 
the  time  with  the  schools  coming  on,  and  when 
the  examinations  were  over  it  was  too  late. 
The  crew  were  picked  and  half-trained,  and 
none  of  them  have  broken  down.” 

“What!  every  one  of  them  stood  putting 
through  the  sieve  ? They  must  be  a rare  crew, 
then,”  said  another. 

“You’re  right,”  said  Diogenes.  “ Oh,  here 
you  are  at  last,”  he  added,  as  another  man  in 
flannels  and  knapsack  came  out  of  college. 
“ Well,  good-bye  all,  and  a pleasant  vacation  ; 
we  must  be  off,  if  we  are  to  be  in  time  to  see 
our  crew  pull  over  the  course  to-night and 
the  two  marched  oflf  towards  Magdalen  Bridge. 

“By  Jove  !”  remarked  a fast  youth,  in  most 
elaborate  toilet,  looking  after  them,  “ fancy  two 
fellows  grinding  off  to  Henley,  five  miles  an 
hour,  in  this  sun,  when  they  might  drop  up  to 
the  metropolis  by  train'  in  half  the  time?  Isn’t 
it  marvellous?” 

“I  should  like  to  bo  going  with  them,”  said 
Tom. 

“Well,  there's  no  accounting  for  tastes. 
Here’s  our  coach.” 

“Good-bye,  then;”  and  Tom  shook  hands, 
and,  leaving  the  coach  to  get  packed  with  port- 
manteaus, terriers,  and  under-graduates,  he  and 
Hardy  walked  off  towards  the  High  Street. 

“ So  3'ou’re  not  going  to-day?”  Hardy  said. 

“No  ; two  or  three  of  my  old  school-fellows 
are  coming  up  to  stand  for  scholarships,  and  I 
must  be  here  to  receive  them.  But  it’s  very 
unlucky ; I should  have  liked  so  to  have  been 
at  Henley.” 

“Look,  their  carriage  is  already  at  the  door,” 
said  Hardy,  pointing  up  High  Street,  into  which 
they  now  turned.  There  were  a dozen  post- 
chaises  and  carriages  loading  in  front  of  differ- 
ent houses  in  the  street,  and  among  them  Mr. 
Winter’s  old-fashioned  travelling  barouche. 

“ So  it  is,”  said  Tom  ; “ that’s  some  of  un- 
cle’s fidgetiness ; but  he  will  be  sure  to  dawdle 
at  the  last.  Come  along  in.” 

“Don’t  you  think  I had  better  stay  down 
stairs  ? It  may  seem  intrusive.” 

“ No,  come  along.  Why,  they  asked  you  to 
come  and  see  the  last  of  them  last  night,  didn’t 
they  ?” 

Hardy  did  not  require  any  further  urging  to 
induce  him  to  follow  his  inclination ; so  the 
two  went  up  together.  The  breakfast  things 
were  still  on  the  table,  at  which  sat  Miss  Win- 
ter, in  her  bonnet,  employed  in  examining  the 
bill,  with  the  assistance  of  Mary,  who  leaned 
over  her  shoulder.  She  looked  up  as  they  en- 
tered. 

“Oh!  I’m  so  glad  you  are  come.  Poor 
Katie  is  so  bothered,  and  I can’t  help  her.  Do 
look  at  the  bill ; is  it  all  right  ?” 

“Shall  I,  Katie?” 


“Yes,  please  do.  I don’t  see  any  thing  to 
object  to,  except,  perhaps,  the  things  I have 
marked.  Do  you  think  we  ought  to  be  charged 
half  a crown  a day  for  the  kitchen  fire  ?” 

“ Fire  in  June ! and  you  have  never  dined  at 
home  once?” 

“No,  but  we  have  had  tea  several  times.” 
“It  is  a regular  swindle,”  said  Tom,  taking 
the  bill  and  glancing  at  it.  “Here,  Hardy, 
come  and  help  me  cut  down  this  precious  total.” 
They  sat  down  to  the  bill,  the  ladies  willing- 
ly giving  place.  Mary  tripped  off  to  the  glass 
to  tie  her  bonnet. 

“Now  that  is  all  right!”  she  said,  merrily; 
“why  can’t  one  go  on  without  bills  or  horrid 
money  ?” 

“Ah!  why  can’t  one?”  said  Tom;  “that 
would  suit  most  of  our  complaints.  But  where’s 
uncle?  has  he  seen  the  bill?” 

“ No ; papa  is  in  his  room  ; he  must  not  be 
worried,  or  the  journey  will  be  too  much  for 


him.” 

Here  the  ladies’ -maid  arrived,  with  a message 
that  her  father  wished  to  see  Miss  Winter. 

“Leave  your  money,  Katie,”  said  her  cous- 
in ; “ this  is  gentlemen’s  business,  and  Tom  and 
Mr.  Hardy  wull  settle  it  all  for  us,  I am  sure.” 
Tom  professed  his  entire  willingness  to  ac- 
cept the  charge,  delighted  at  finding  himself  re- 
instated in  his  office  of  protector  at  Mary’s  sug- 
gestion. Had  the  landlord  been  one  of  his  own 
tradesmen,  or  the  bill  his  own  bill,  he  might  not 
have  been  so  well  pleased ; but,  as  neither  of 
these  was  the  case,  and  he  had  Hardy  to  back 
him,  he  went  into  the  matter  with  much  vigor 
and  discretion,  and  had  the  landlord  up,  made 
the  proper  deductions,  and  got  the  bill  settled 
and  receipted  in  a few  minutes.  Then  he  and 
Hardy  addressed  themselves  to  getting  the  car- 
riage comfortably  packed,  and  vied  with  one 
another  in  settling  and  stowing  away  in  the 
most  convenient  places  the  many  little  odds 
and  ends  which  naturally  accompany  young  la- 
dies and  invalids  on  their  travels;  in  the 
course  of  which  employment  he  managed  to 
snatch  a few  words  here  and  there  with  Mary, 
and  satisfied  himself  that  she  bore  him  no  ill- 
will  for  the  events  of  the  previous  day. 

At  last  all  was  ready  for  the  start,  and  Tom 
reported  the  fact  in  the  sitting-room.  “ Then 
I will  go  and  fetch  papa,”  said  Miss  Winter. 

Tom’s  eyes  met  Mary’s  at  the  moment.  He 
gave  a slight  shrug  with  his  shoulders,  and  said, 
as  the  door  closed  after  his  cousin,  “Really  I 
have  no  patience  with  Uncle  Robert ; he  leaves 
poor  Katie  to  do  every  thing.” 

“Yes;  and  how  beautifully  she  does  it  all! 
without  a word  or,  I believe,  a thought  of  com- 
plaint! I could  never  be  so  patient.” 

“I  think  it  is  a pity.  If  Uncle  Robert  W'ere 
obliged  to  exert  himself  it  would  be  much  bet- 
ter for  him.  Katie  is  only  spoiling  him,  and 
wearing  herself  out.” 

“Yes,  it  is  very  easy  for  you  and  me  to  think 
and  say  so.  But  he  is  her  father ; and  then  he 
is  really  an  invalid.  So  she  goes  on  devoting 


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herself  to  him  more  and  more,  and  feels  she 
can  never  do  too  much  for  him.” 

“But  if  she  believed  it  would  be  better  for 
him  to  exert  himself?  I’m  sure  it  is  the  truth. 
Couldn’t  you  try  to  persuade  her?” 

“ No,  indeed ; it  would  only  worry  her,  and 
be  so  cruel.  But  then  I am  not  used  to  give 
advice,”  she  added,  after  a moment’s  pause, 
looking  demurely  at  her  gloves;  “it  might  do- 
good,  perhaps,  now,  if  you  were  to  speak  to 
her.” 

“You  think  me  so  well  qualified,  I suppose, 
after  the  specimen  you  had  yesterday  ? Thank 
you ; I have  had  enough  of  lecturing  for  the 
present.” 

“I  am  very  much  obliged  to  you,  really,  for 
what  you  said  to  me,”  said  Mary,  still  looking 
at  her  gloves. 

The  subject  was  a A'cry  distasteful  one  to  Tom. 
He  looked  at  her  for  a moment  to  see  whether 
she  was  laughing  at  him,  and  then  broke  it  off 
abruptly : 

“ I hope  you  have  enjoyed  your  visit  ?” 

“Oh  yes,  so  very  much  ! J shall  think  of  it 
all  the  summer.” 

“Where  shall  you  be  all  the  summer?” 
asked  Tom. 

“ Not  so  very  far  from  you.  Papa  has  taken 
a house  only  eight  miles  from  Englebourn,  and 
Katie  says  you  live  within  a day’s  drive  of 
them.” 

“And  shall  you  be  there  all  the  vacation ?” 

“ Yes,  and  we  hope  to  get  Katie  over  often. 
Could  not  you  come  and  meet  her  ? it  would  be 
so  pleasant.” 

“But  do  you  think  I might?  I don’t  know 
your  father  or  mother.” 

“ Oil,  yes ; papa  and  mamma  are  very  kind, 
and  will  ask  any  body  I like.  Besides,  you 
are  a cousin,  you  know.” 

“ Only  up  at  Oxford,  I am  afraid.” 

“Well  now,  you  will  see.  We  are  going  to 
have  a great  archery  party  next  month,  and 
you  shall  have  an  invitation.” 

“Will  you  write  it  for  me  yourself?” 

“ Very  likely ; but  why  ?” 

“ Don’t  you  think  I shall  value  a note  in  your 
hand  more  than — ” 

“Nonsense!  now  remember  your  lecture — 
Oh,  here  are  uncle  Robert  and  Katie.” 

Mr.  Winter  was  very  gracious,  and  thanked 
Tom  for  all  his  attentions.  He  had  been  very 
pleased,  he  said,  to  make  his  nephew’s  acquaint- 
ance again  so  pleasantly,  and  hoped  he  would 
come  and  pass  a day  or  two  at  Englebourn  in 
the  vacation.  In  his  sad  state  of  health  he 
could  not  do  much  to  entertain  a young  man, 
but  he  could  procure  him  some  good  fishing  and 
shooting  in  the  neighborhood.  Tom  assured  his 
uncle  that  nothing  would  please  him  so  much  as 
a visit  to  Englebourn.  Perhaps  the  remem- 
brance of  the  distance  between  that  parish  and 
the  place  where  Mary  was  to  spend  the  sum- 
mer may  have  added  a little  to  his  enthusiasm. 

“I  should  have  liked  also  to  have  thanked 
your  friend  for  his  hospitality,”  Mr.  Winter 


went  on.  “ I understood  my  daughter  to  say 
he  was  here.” 

“Yes,  he  was  here  just  now,”  said  Tom  ; “he 
must  be  below,  I think.” 

“ What,  that  good  Mr.  Hardy  ?”  said  Mary, 
who  was  looking  out  of  the  window ; “ there  he 
is  in  the  street.  He  has  just  helped  Hopkins 
into  the  rumble,  and  handed  her  things  to  her 
just  as  if  she  were  a duchess.  She  has  been  so 
cross  all  the  morning,  and  now  she  looks  quite 
gracious.” 

“ Then  I think,  papa,  we  had  better  start.” 

“ Let  me  give  you  an  arm  down  stairs,  uncle,” 
said  Tom  ; and  so  he  helped  his  uncle  down  to 
the  carriage,  the  two  young  ladies  following  be- 
hind, and  the  landlord  standing  with  obsequi- 
ous bows  at  his  shop  door,  and  looking  as  if  he 
had  never  made  an  overcharge  in  his  life. 

While  Mr.  Winter  was  making  his  acknowl- 
edgments to  Hardy,  and  being  helped  by  him 
into  the  most  comfortable  seat  in  the  carriage, 
Tom  was  making  tender  adieus  to  the  two  young 
ladies  behind,  and  even  succeeded  in  keeping  a 
rose-bud  which  Mary  was  carrying,  when  they 
took  their  seats.  She  parted  from  it  half-laugh- 
ingly,  and  the  post-boy  cracked  his  whip  and  the 
barouche  went  lumbering  along  High  Street. 
Hardy  and  Tom  watched  it  until  it  turned  down 
St.  Aldate’s  towards  Folly-bridge,  the  latter  wav- 
ing his  hand  as  it  disappeared,  and  then  they  turn- 
ed and  strolled  slowly  away,  side  by  side,  in  si- 
lence. The  sight  of  all  the  other  departures  in- 
creased the  uncomfortable,  unsatisfied  feeling 
which  that  of  his  own  relatives  had  already  pro- 
duced in  Tom’s  mind.  ' 

“ Well,  it  isn’t  lively  stopping  up  here  when 
every  body  is  going,  is  it  ? What  is  one  to  do  ?” 
“ Oughtn’t  you  to  be  looking  after  your  friends 
who  are  coming  up  to  try  for  the  scholarships?” 
“No,  they  won’t  be  up  till  the  afternoon,  by 
coach.” 

“ Shall  we  go  down  to  the  river,  then  ?” 

“ No,  it  would  be  miserable.  Hallo,  look 
here,  what’s  up?” 

The  cause  of  Tom’s  astonishment  was  the 
appearance  of  the  usual  procession  of  university 
beadles  carrying  silver-headed  maces,  and  es- 
corting the  Vice-Chancellor  towards  St.  Mary’s. 

“ Why,  the  bells  are  going  for  service ; there 
must  be  a university  sermon.  Is  it  a saint’s 
day?” 

“Where’s  the  congregation  to  come  from? 
Why,  half  Oxford  is  off  by  this  time,  and  those 
that  are  left  won’t  want  to  be  hearing  sermons.” 
“Well,  I don’t  know.  A good  many  seem 
to  be  going.  I wonder  who  is  to  preach.” 

“ I vote  we  go.  It  will  help  to  pass  the 
time.” 

Hardy  agreed,  and  they  followed  the  pro- 
cession and  went  up  into  the  gallery  of  St. 
Mary’s.  There  was  a very  fair  congregation  in 
the  body  of  the  church,  as  the  staffs  of  the  col- 
leges had  not  yet  broken  up,  and  even  in  the 
gallery  the  under-graduates  mustered  in  some 
force.  The  restless  feeling  which  had  brought 
our  hero  there  seemed  to  have  had  a like  effect 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


on  most  of  the  men  who  were,  for  one  reason  or 
another,  unable  to  start  on  that  day. 

Tom  looked  steadily  into  his  cap  during  the 
bidding  prayer,  and  sat  down  composedly  after- 
wards, expecting  not  to  be  much  interested  or 
benefited,  but  comforted  with  tlie  assurance 
that  at  any  rate  it  would  be  almost  luncheon- 
time before  he  would  be  again  thrown  on  his 
own  resources.  But  he  was  mistaken  in  his 
expectations,  and  before  the  preacher  had  been 
speaking  for  three  minutes,  was  all  attention. 
The  sermon  was  upon  the  freedom  of  the  Gos- 
pel, the  power  by  which  it  bursts  all  bonds  and 
lets  the  oppressed  go  free.  Its  burden  was : 
“Ye  shall  know  the  truth,  and  the  truth  shall 
make  you  free.”  The  preacher  dwelt  on  many 
sides  of  these  words ; the  freedom  of  nations, 
of  societies,  of  universities,  of  the  conscience  of 
each  individual  man,  were  each  glanced  at  in 
turn  ; and  then,  reminding  his  hearers  of  the 
end  of  the  academical  year,  he  went  on  : 

“We  have  heard  it  said  in  the  troubles  and 
toils  and  temptations  of  the  world  :*  ‘Oh  that  I 
could  begin  life  over  again  ! oh  that  I could  fall 
asleep,  and  wake  up  twelve,  six,  three  months 
hence,  and  find  my  difficulties  solved!’  That 
which  we  may  vainly  wish  elsewhere,  by  a hap- 
py Providence  is  furnished  to  us  by  the  natural 
divisions  of  meeting  and  parting  in  this  place. 
To  every  one  of  us,  old  and  young,  tlie  long  va- 
cation on  which  we  are  now  entering  gives  us  a 
breathing  space,  and  time  to  break  the  bonds 
which  place  and  circumstance  have  woven  round 
us  during  the  year  that  is  past.  From  all  our 
petty  cares,  and  confusions,  and  intrigues  ; from 
the  dust  and  clatter  of  this  huge  machinery 
amidst  which  we  labor  and  toil ; from  whatever 
cynical  contempt  of  what  is  generous  and  de- 
vout ; from  whatever  fanciful  disregard  of  what 
is  just  and  wise ; from  whatever  gall  of  bitter- 
ness is  secreted  in  our  best  motives ; from  what- 
ever bonds  of  unequal  dealing  in  which  we  have 
entangled  ourselves  or  others,  we  are  now  for  a 
time  set  free.  We  stand,  on  the  edge  of  a river 
which  shall  for  a time  at  least  sweep  them  away  ; 
that  ancient  river,  the  River  Kishon,  the  river  of 
fresh  thoughts,  and  fresh  scenes,  and  fresh  feel- 
ings, and  fresh  hopes  : one,  surely,  among  the 
blessed  means  whereby  God’s  free  and  loving 
grace  works  out  our  deliverance,  our  redemption 
from  evil,  and  renews  the  strength  of  each  suc- 
ceeding year,  so  that  ‘ we  may  mount  up  again 
as  eagles,  may  run  and  not  be  weary,  may  walk 
and  not  faint.’ 

“And  if,  turning  to  the  younger  part  of  my 
hearers,  I may  still  more  directly  apply  this 
general  lesson  to  them,  is  there  no  one  who, 
in  some  shape  or  other,  does  not  feel  the  bond- 
age of  which  I have  been  speaking  ? He  has 
something  on  his  conscience ; he  has  something 


* This  quotation  is  from  the  sermon  preached  by  Dr. 
Stanley  before  the  University,  on  Act  Sunday,  1859 
(published  by  J.  H.  Parker,  of  Oxfoi'd).  I hope  that 
the  distinguished  professor  whose  words  they  are  will 
pardon  the  liberty  I have  taken  in  quoting  them.  No 
words  of  my  own  could  have  given  so  vividly  what  I 
wanted  to  say. 


on  his  mind;  extravagance,  sin,  debt,  false- 
hood. Every  morning  in  the  first  few  minutes 
after  waking,  it  is  the  first  thought  that  occurs 
to  him  : he  drives  it  away  in  the  day  ; he  drives 
it  off  by  recklessness,  which  only  binds  it  more 
and  more  closely  round  him.  Is  there  any  one 
who  has  ever  felt,  who  is  at  this  moment  feel- 
ing, this  grievous  burden  ? What  is  the  de- 
liverance ? How  shall  he  set  himself  free  ? In 
what  special  way  does  the  redemption  of  Christ, 
the  free  grace  of  God,  present  itself  to  him  ? 
There  is  at  least  one  way,  clear  and  simple. 
He  knows  it  better  than  any  one  can  tell  him. 
It  is  those  same  wmrds  which  I used  with  an- 
other purpose:  ‘The  truth  shall  make  him 
free.’  It  is  to  tell  the  truth  to  his  friend,  to  his 
parent,  to  any  one,  whosoever  it  be,  from  whom 
he  is  concealing  that  which  he  ought  to  make 
known.  One  word  of  open,  frank  disclosure 
— one  resolution  to  act  sincerely  and  honestly  by 
himself  and  others — one  ray  of  truth  let  into  that 
dark  corner  will  indeed  set  the  whole  man  free. 

Liheravi  anirnam  meam.  ‘ I have  delivered 
my  soul.’  What  a faithful  expression  is  this  of 
the  relief,  the  deliverance  effected  by  one  strong 
effort  of  will  in  one  moment  of  time  ! ‘ I will 

arise  and  go  to  my  father,  and  will  say  unto 
him.  Father,  I have  sinned  against  Heaven  and 
before  thee,  and  am  no  more  worthy  to  be  call- 
ed thy  son.’  So  we  heard  the  prodigal’s  con- 
fession this  morning.  So  may  the  thought  well 
spring  up  in  the  minds  of  any  who  in  the  course 
of  this  last  year  have  wandered  into  sin,  have 
found  themselves  beset  with  evil  habits  of  wick- 
ed idleness,  of  wretched  self-indulgence.  Now 
that  you  are  indeed,  in  the  literal  sense  of  the 
word,  about  to  rise  and  go  to  your  father ; now 
that  you  will  be  able  to  shake  off  the  bondage 
of  bad  companionship;  now  that  the  whole 
length  of  this  long  absence  will  roll  between  you 
and  the  past — take  a long  breath,  break  off  the 
yoke  of  your  sin,  of  your  fault,  of  your  wrong- 
doing, of  your  folly,  of  your  perverseness,  of 
your  pride,  of  your  vanity,  of  your  weakness ; 
break  it  off  by  truth,  break  it  off  by  one  stout 
effort,  in  one  steadfast  prayer ; break  it  off  by 
innocent  and  free  enjoyment ; break  it  off  by 
honest  work.  Put  your  ‘ hand  to  the  nail,  and 
your  right  hand  to  the  workman’s  hammer:’ 
strike  through  the  enemy  which  has  ensnared 
you,  pierce  and  strike  him  through  and  through. 
However  powerful  he  seems,  ‘ at  your  feet  he 
will  bow,  he  will  fall,  he  will  lie  down  ; at  your 
feet  he  will  bow  and  fall,  and  where  he  bows, 
there  will  he  rise  up  no  more.  So  let  all  thine 
enemies  perish,  O Lord ; but  let  them  that  love 
Thee  be  as  the  sun  when  he  goeth  forth  in  his 
might.’  ” 

The  two  friends  separated  themselves  from 
the  crowd  in  the  porch  and  walked  away,  side 
by  side,  towards  their  college. 

“ Well,  that  wasn’t  a bad  move  of  ours.  It 
is  worth  something  to  hear  a man  preach  that 
sort  of  doctrine,”  said  Hardy. 

“ How  does  he  get  to  know  it  all?”  said  Tom, 
meditatively. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“ All  what  ? I don’t  see  your  puzzle.”  | 
“Why,  all  sorts  of  things  that  are  in  a fel- 
low’s mind— what  he  thinks  about  the  first  tiling  I 
in  the  morning,  for  instance.”  I 

“Pretty  much  like  the  rest  of  us,  I take  it — 
by  looking  at  home.  You  don’t  suppose  tliat 
university  preachers  are  unlike  you  and  me.” 
“Well,  I don’t  know.  Now  do  you  think 
he  ever  had  any  thing  on  his  mind  that  was  al- 
ways coming  up  and  plaguing  him,  and  which 
he  never  told  to  any  body  ?” 

“ Yes,  I should  think  so ; most  of  us  must 
have  had.” 

“ Have  you  ?” 

“ Aye,  often  and  often.” 

“ And  you  think  his  remedy  the  right  one  ?” 
“ The  only  one.  Make  a clean  breast  of  it 
and  the  sting  is  gone.  There  is  a great  deal  to 
be  done  afterwards,  of  course  : but  there  can  be 
no  question  about  step  No.  1.” 

“ Did  you  ever  owe  a hundred  pounds  that 
3’’Ou  couldn’t  pay  ?”  said  Tom,  with  a sudden 
etfort ; and  his  secret  had  hardly  passed  his  lips 
before  he  felt  a relief  which  surprised  himself. 

“My  dear  fellow,”  said  Hardy,  stopping  in 
the  street,,  “you  don’t  mean  to  say  you  are 
speaking  of  yourself?” 

“I  do,  though,”  said  Tom  ; “and  it  has  been 
on  my  mind  ever  since  Easter  term,  and  has 
spoilt  my  temper  and  every  thing — that  and 
something  else  that  you  know  of.  You  must 
have  seen  me  getting  more  and  more  ill-temper- 
ed, I’m  sure.  And  I have  thought  of  it  the  first 
thing  in  the  morning  and  the  last  thing  at  night; 
and  tried  to  drive  the  thought  away,  just  as  he 
said  one  did  in  his  sermon.  By  J ove ! I thought 
he  knew  all  about  it,  for  he  looked  right  at  me 
just  when  he  came  to  that  place.” 

“ But,  Brown,  how  do  you  mean  you  owe  a 
hundred  pounds  ? You  haven’t  read  much,  cer- 
tainly ; but  you  haven’t  hunted,  or  gambled,  or 
tailored  much,  or  gone  into  any  other  extrava- 
gant folly.  You  must  be  dreaming.” 

“ Am  I,  though  ? Come  up  to  my  rooms 
and  I’ll  tell  you  all  about  it : I feel  better  al- 
ready, now  I’ve  let  it  out.  I’ll  send  over  for 
your  commons,  and  we’ll  have  some  lunch/’ 
Hardy  followed  his  friend  in  much  trouble  of 
mind,  considering  in  himself  whether  with  the 
remainder  of  his  savings  he  could  not  make  up 
the  sum  which  Tom  had  named.  Fortunately 
for  both  of  them  a short  calculation  showed  him 
that  he  could  not,  and  he  gave  up  the  idea  of 
delivering  his  friend  in  this  summary  manner 
with  a sigh.  He  remained  closeted  with  Tom 
for  an  hour,  and  then  came  out  looking  serious 
still,  but  not  uncomfortable,  and  went  down  to 
the  river.  He  sculled  down  to  Sandford,  bathed 
in  the  lasher,  and  returned  in  time  for  chapel. 
He  staid  outside  afterwards,  and  Tom  came  up 
to  him  and  seized  his  arm. 

“I’ve  done  it,  old  fellow,”  he  said;  “look 
here ; ” and  produced  a letter.  Hardy  glanced  at 
the  direction,  and  saw  that  it  was  to  his  father. 

“ Come  along  and  post  it,”  said  Tom,  “ and 
then  I shall  feel  all  right.” 


14D 

I They  walked  off  quickly  to  the  post-office 
and  dropped  the  letter  into  the  box. 

I “There,”  he  said,  as  it  disappeared,  “ libera- 

I vi  anhnam  vieam.  I owe  the  preacher  a good 
turn  for  that;  I’ve  a good  mind  to  write  and 
thank  him.  Fancy  the  poor  old  governor’s  face 
to-morrow  at  breakfast !” 

“ Well,  3'ou  seem  to  take  it  easy  enough 
now,”  said  Hardy. 

“ I can’t  help  it.  I tell  you  I haven’t  felt  so 
jolly  this  two  months.  What  a fool  I was  not 
to  have  done  it  before.  After  all,  now  I come 
to  think  of  it,  I can  pay  it  myself,  at  least  as 
soon  as  I am  of  age,  for  I know  I’ve  some  mon- 
ey, a legacy  or  something,  coming  to  me  then. 
But  that  isn’t  what  I care  about  now.” 

“ I’m  very  glad,  though,  that  you  have  the 
money  of  your  own.” 

“Yes,  but  the  having  told  it  is  all  the  com- 
fort. Come  along,  and  let’s  see  whether  these 
boys  are  come.  The  old  Pig  ought  to  be  in  by 
this  time,  and  I want  them  to  dine  in  hall.  It’s 
only  ten  months  since  I came  up  on  it  to  ma- 
triculate, and  it  seems  twenty  years.  But  I’m 
going  to  be  a boy  again  for  to-night ; you’ll  see 
if  I’m  not.” 


CHAPTER  XXIX. 

THE  LONG  VACATION  LETTEE-BAG. 

“June  24, 184-. 

“ My  dear  Tom, — Your  letter  came  to  liand 
this  morning,  and  it  has,  of  course,  given  your 
mother  and  me  much  pain.  It  is  not  the  mon- 
ey that  we  care  about,  but  that  our  son  should 
have  deliberately  undertaken,  or  pretended  to 
undertake,  what  he  must  have  known  at  the  time 
he  could  not  perform  himself. 

“ I have  written  to  my  bankers  to  pay  £100 
at  once  to  your  account  at  the  Oxford  Bank. 
I have  also  requested  my  solicitor  to  go  over  to 
Oxford,  and  he  will  probably  call  on  you  the 
day  after  you  receive  this.  You  say  that  this 
person  who  holds  your  note  of  hand  is  now  in 
Oxford.  You  will  see  him  in  the  presence  of 
my  solicitor,  to  whom  you  will  hand  the  note 
when  you  have  recovered  it.  I shall  consider 
afterwards  what  further  steps  will  have  to  be 
taken  in  the  matter. 

“ You  will  not  be  of  age  for  a year.  It  will 
be  time  enough  then  to  determine  whether  you 
will  repay  the  balance  of  this  money  out  of  the 
legacy  to  which  you  will  be  entitled  under  your 
grandfather’s  will.  In  the  mean  time,  I shall 
deduct  at  the  rate  of  £50  a year  from  your  al- 
lowance, and  I shall  hold  you  bound  in  honor 
to  Induce  your  expenditure  by  this  amount. 
You  are  no  longer  a boy,  and  one  of  the  first  du- 
ties which  a man  owes  to  his  friends  and  to  so- 
ciety is  to  live  within  his  income. 

“I  make  this  advance  to  you  on  two  condi- 
tions. First,  that  you  will  never  again  put  your 
hand  to  a note  or  bill  in  a transaction  of  this 
kind.  If  j’ou  have  money,  lend  it  or  spend  it. 
You  may  lend  or  spend  foolishly,  but  that  is  not 


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the  point  here  ; at  any  rate,  you  are  dealing  with 
what  is  your  own.  But  in  transactions  of  this 
kind  you  are  dealing  with  what  is  not  your.own. 
A gentleman  should  shrink  from  the  possibility 
of  having  to  come  on  others,  even  on  his  own 
father,  for  the  fulfillment  of  his  obligations,  as 
lie  would  from  a lie.  I would  sooner  see  a son 
of  mine  in  his  grave  than  crawling  on  through 
life  a slave  to  wants  and  habits  which  he  must 
gratify  at  other  people’s  expense. 

“ My  second  condition  is,  that  you  put  an  end 
to  your  acquaintance  with  these  two  gentlemen 
who  have  led  you  into  this  scrape,  and  have  di- 
vided the  proceeds  of  your  joint  note  between 
them.  They  are  both  your  seniors  in  standing, 
you  say,  and  they  appear  to  be  familiar  with  this 
plan  of  raising  money  at  the  expense  of  other 
people.  The  plain  English  word  for  such  do- 
ings is,  swindling.  What  pains  me  most  is, 
that  you  should  have  become  intimate  with 
young  men  of  this  kind.  I am  not  sure  that  it 
will  not  be  my  duty  to  lay  the  whole  matter  be- 
fore the  authorities  of  the  college.  You  do  not 
mention  their  names,  and  I respect  the  feeling 
which  has  led  you  not  to  mention  them.  I 
shall  know  them  quite  soon  enough  through  my 
solicitor,  who  will  forward  me  a copy  of  the  note 
of  hand  and  signatures  in  due  course. 

“Your  letter  makes  general  allusion  to  other 
matters  ; and  I gather  from  it  that  you  are  dis- 
satisfied with  the  manner  in  which  you  have 
spent  your  first  year  at  Oxford.  I do  not  ask 
for  specific  confessions,  which  you  seem  inclined 
to  offer  me  ; in  fact,  I would  sooner  not  have 
them,  unless  there  is  any  other  matter  in  which 
you  want  assistance  or  advice  from  me.  I know 
from  experience  that  Oxford  is  a place  full  of 
temptation  of  all  kinds,  offered  to  young  men  at 
the  most  critical  time  of  their  lives.  Knowing 
this,  I have  deliberately  accepted  the  responsi- 
bility of  sending  you  there,  and  I do  not  repent 
it.  I am  glad  that  you  are  dissatisfied  with 
your  first  year.  If  you  had  not  been,  I should 
have  felt  much  more  anxious  about  your  second. 
Let  by-gones  be  by-gones  between  you  and  me. 
You  know  where  to  go  for  strength,  and  to  make 
confessions  which  no  human  ear  should  hear, 
for  no  human  judgment  can  weigh  the  cause. 
The  secret  places  of  a man’s  heart  are  for  him- 
self and  God.  Your  mother  sends  her  love. 

“I  am  CA'cr  your  affectionate  father, 

“John  Brown.” 

“June  26th,  184-. 

“My  dear  Boy, — I am  not  sorry  that  you 
have  taken  my  last  letter  as  you  have  done.  It 
is  quite  right  to  be  sensitive  on  these  points,  and 
it  will  have  done  you  no  harm  to  have  fancied 
for  forty-eight  hours  that  you  had,  in  my  judg- 
ment, lost  caste  as  a gentleman.  But  now  I am 
very  glad  to  be  able  to  ease  your  mind  on  this 
point.  You  have  done  a very  foolish  thing  ; 
but  it  is  only  the  habit,  and  the  getting  others 
to  bind  themselves,  and  not  the  doing  it  one’s 
self  for  others,  which  is  disgraceful.  You  are 
going  to  pay  honorably  for  your  folly,  and  will 


owe  me  neither  thanks  nor  money  in  the  trans- 
action. I have  chosen  my  own  terms  for  re- 
payment, which  you  have  accepted,  and  so  the 
financial  question  is  disposed  of. 

“I  have  considered  what  you  say  as  to  your 
companions — friends  I will  not  call  them — and 
will  promise  you  not  to  take  any  further  steps, 
or  to  mention  the  subject  to  any  one.  But  I 
•must  insist  on  my  second  condition,  that  you 
avoid  all  further  intimacy  Avith  them.  I do  not 
mean  that  .you  are  to  cut  them,  or  do  any  thing 
that  Avill  attract  attention.  But  no  more  inti- 
macy. 

“And  now,  my  dear  boy,  as  to  the  rest  of 
your  letter.  Mine  must,  indeed,  have  failed  to 
express  my  meaning.  God  forbid  that  there 
should  not  be  the  most  perfect  confidence  be- 
tween us.  There  is  nothing  which  I desire  or 
value  more.  I only  question  whether  special 
confessions  will  conduce  to  it.  My  experience 
is  against  them.  I almost  doubt  whether  they 
can  be  perfectly  honest  between  man  and  man  ; 
and,  taking  into  account  the  difference  of  our 
ages,  it  seems  to- me  much  more  likely  that  we 
should  misunderstand  one  another.  But  hav- 
ing said  this,  I leave  it  to  you  to  follow  J-our 
own  conscience  in  the  matter.  If  there  is  any 
burden  which  I can  help  you  to  bear,  it  will  be 
my  greatest  pleasure,  as  it  is  my  duty,  to  do  it. 
So  now,  say  Avhat  you  please,  or  say  no  more. 
If  you  speak,  it  will  be  to  one  Avho  has  felt  and 
remembers  a young  man’s  trials. 

“We  hope  you  will  be  able  to  come  home  to- 
morrow, or  the  next  dajq  at  latest.  Your  moth- 
er is  longing  to  see  you,  and  I should  be  glad  to 
have  you  here  a day  or  two  before  the  Assizes, 
which  are  held  next  week.  I should  rather  like 
you  to  accompflny  me  to  them,  as  it  will  give 
me  the  opportunity  of  introducing  you  to  my 
brother  magistrates  from  other  parts  of  the  coun- 
ty, whom  you  are  not  likely  to  meet  elsewhere, 
and  it  is  a good  thing  for  a young  man  to  know 
his  own  county  Avell. 

“The  cricket  club  is  very  flourishing,  you 
will  be  glad  to  hear,  and  they  haA'e  pat  off  their 
best  matches  till  your  return  : so  you  are  in 
great  request,  you  see.  I am  told  that  the  fish- 
ing is  very  good  this  year,  and  am  promised 
several  days  for  you  in  the  club  Avater. 

“ September  is  a long  Avay  off,  but  there  is 
nothing  like  being  befoi'ehand  ; I haA^e  put  your 
name  doAvn  for  a license ; and  it  is  time  you 
should  have  a good  gun  of  your  OAvn ; so  I 
have  ordered  one  for  you  from  a man  Avho  has 
lately  settled  in  the  county.  He  Avas  Purdy’s 
foreman,  Avith  Avhom  I used  to  build,  and,  I can 
see,  understands  his  business  thoroughly.  His 
locks  are  as  good  as  any  I have  ever  seen.  I 
have  told  him  to  make  the  stock  rather  longer, 
and  not  quite  so  straight  as  that  of  my  old 
double  with  Avhich  you  shot  last  year.  I think 
I remember  you  criticised  my  Aveapon  ofi  these 
points ; but  there  Avill  be  time  for  you  to  alter 
the  details  after  you  get  home,  if  you  disapprove 
of  my  orders.  It  Avill  be  more  satisfactory  if  it 
is  built  under  your  OAvn  eye. 


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“If  you  continue  in  tlie  mind  for  a month’s 
reading  with  your  friend  Mr.  Hardy,  we  will  ar- 
range it  towards  the  end  of  the  vacation  ; but 
would  he  not  come  here  ? From  what  you  say, 
we  should  very  much  like  to  know  him.  Pray 
ask  him  from  me  whether  he  will  pass  the  last 
month  of  the  vacation  here  reading  with  you. 
I should  like  you  to  be  his  first  regular  pupil. 
Of  course  this  will  be  my  affair.  And  now,  God 
bless  you,  and  come  home  as  soon  as  you  can. 
Your  mother  sends  her  best  love.  Ever  your 
most  aflfectionate,  John  Brown.” 

“Englebourn  Rectory,  June  28th,  184-. 

“Dearest  Mary,  — How  good  of  you  to 
Avrite  to  me  so  soon  ! Your  letter  has  come 
like  a gleam  of  sunshine.  I am  in  the  midst  of 
Avorries  already.  Indeed,  as  you  knoAV,  I could 
ne\'er  quite  throw  off  the  fear  of  Avhat  might 
be  happening  here  while  Ave  Avere  enjoying  our- 
selves at  Oxford,  and  it  has  all  turned  out  even 
worse  than  I expected.  I shall  never  be  able  to 
go  aAvay  again  in  comfort,  I think.  And  yet, 
if  I had  been  here  I don’t  know  that  I could 
have  done  any  good.  It  is  so  very  sad  that  poor 
papa  is  unable  to  attend  to  his  magisti-ate’s  busi- 
ness, and  he  has  been  Avorse  than  usual,  quite 
laid  up,  in  fact,  since  our  return.  There  is  no 
other  magistrate — not  cA'en  a gentleman  in  the 
place,  as  you  know,  except  the  curate ; and  they 
Avill  not  listen  to  him,  CA^en  if  he  would  inter- 
fere in  their  quarrels.  But  he  says  he  Avill  not 
meddle  Avith  secular  matters  ; and,  poor  man,  I 
can  not  blame  him,  for  it  is  A’ery.;3ad  and  Avear- 
ing  to  be  mixed  up  in  it  all. 

“But  noAV  I must  tell  you  all  my  ti’oubles. 
You  remember  the  men  Avhom  Ave  saw  mowing 
together  just  before  Ave  Avent  to  Oxford.  Betty 
Winburn’s  son  Avas  one  of  them,  and  lam  afraid 
the  rest  are  not  at  all  good  company’ for  him. 
When  they  had  finished  papa’s  hay,  they  Avent 
to  moAV  for  Farmer  Tester.  You  must  remem- 
ber him,  dear,  I am  sure — the  tall,  gaunt  man, 
Avith  heavy,  thick  lips,  and  a broken  nose,  and 
the  top  of  his  head  quite  flat,  as  if  it  had  been 
cut  off  a little  above  his  eyebrows.  He  is  a very 
miserly  man,  and  a hard  master — at  least  all  the 
poor  people  tell  me  so,  and  he  looks  cruel.  I have 
always  been  afraid  of  him  and  disliked  him,  for 
I remember  as  a child  hearing  papa  complain 
how  troublesome  he  was  in  the  vestry ; and  ex- 
cept old  Simon,  Avho,  I believe,  only  does  it  from 
perverseness,  I have  never  heard  any  body  speak 
well  of  him. 

“ The  first  day  that  the  men  Avent  to  mow  for 
Farmer  Tester  he  gave  them  sour  beer  to  drink. 
You  see,  dear,  they  bargain  to  moAV  for  so  much 
money  and  their  beer.  They  were  A^ery  discon- 
tented at  this,  and  they  lost  a good  deal  of  time 
going  to  complain  to  him  about  it,  and  they  had 
high  words  with  him. 

“ The  men  said  that  the  beer  Avasn’t  fit  for 
pigs  ; and  the  farmer  said  it  Avas  good  enough 
‘for  such  as  they,’  and  if  they  didn’t  like  his 
beer  they  might  buy  their  OAvn.  In  the  evening, 
too,  he  came  doAvn  and  complained  that  the 


moAving  Avas  bad,  and  then  there  Avere  more 
high  Avords,  for  the  men  are  very  jealous  about 
their  work.  However,  they  Avent  to  Avork  as 
usual  the  next  morning,  and  all  might  have 
gone  off  quietly,  but  in  the  day  Farmer  Tester 
found  two  pigs  in  his  turnip-field  Avhich  adjoins 
the  common,  and  had  them  put  in  the  pound. 
One  of  these  pigs  belonged  to  Betty  Winburn’s 
son,  and  the  other  to  one  of  the  men  Avho  Avas 
mowing  Avith  him  ; so,  Avhen  they  came  home 
at  night,  they  found  Avhat  had  happened. 

“The  constable  is  our  pound-keeper,  the  lit- 
tle man  aa'Iio  amused  you  so  much  ; he  plays  the 
bass-viol  in  church.  When  ho  puts  any  beasts 
into  the  pound  he  cuts  a stick  in  two,  and  gives 
one  piece  to  the  person  Avho  brings  the  beasts 
and  keeps  the  other  himself ; and  the  OAvner  of 
the  beasts  has  to  bring  the  other  end  of  the  stick 
to  him  before  he  can  let  them  out.  Therefore 
the  owner,  you  see,  must  go  to  the  person  Avho 
has  pounded  his  beasts,  and  make  a bargain 
Avith  him  for  payment  of  the  damage  Avhich 
has  been  done,  and  so  get  back  the  other  end 
of  the  stick,  Avhich  they  call  the  ‘ tally,’  to  pro- 
duce to  the  pound-keeper. 

“ Well,  the  men  Avent  off  to  the  constable’s 
when  they  heard  their  j)igs  Avere  pounded,  to 
find  who  had  the  ‘ tally,’  and  Avhen  they  found 
it  Avas  Farmer  Tester,  they  Avent  in  a body  to 
his  house  to  remonstrate  Avith  him  and  learn 
Avhat  he  set  the  damages  at.  The  farmer  used 
dreadful  language  to  them,  I hear,  and  said  they 
Averen’t  fit  to  have  pigs,  and  must  pay  half  a 
croAvn  for  each  pig  before  they  should  liaA'e  the 
‘ tally ;’  and  the  men  irritated  him  by  telling 
him  that  his  fences  Avere  a shame  to  the  parish, 
because  he  Avas  too  stingy  to  have  them  mend- 
ed ; and  that  the  pigs  couldn’t  have  found  half  a 
croAvn’s  Avorth  of  turnips  in  the  Avhole  field,  for 
he  never  put  any  manure  on  it  except  Avhat  he 
could  get  off  the  road,  which  ought  to  belong 
to  the  poor.  At  last  the  farmer  drove  them 
aAvay,  saying  that  he  should  stop  the  money  out 
of  the  price  he  Avas  to  pay  for  their  mowing. 

“Then  there  was  very  near  being  a riot  in 
the  parish ; for  some  of  the  men  are  very  reckless 
people,  and  they  went  in  the  evening  and  blew 
horns,  and  beat  kettles  before  his  house,  till  the 
constable,  Avho  has  behaved  very  Avell,  per- 
suaded them  to  go  away. 

“In  the  morning  one  of  the  pigs  had  been 
taken  out  of  the  pound  ; not  Betty’s  son’s,  I am 
glad  to  say — for  no  doubt  it  Avas  very  Avrong  of 
the  men  to  take  it  out.  The  farmer  was  furi- 
ous, and  Avent  Avith  the  constable  in  the  morning 
to  find  the  pig,  but  they  could  hear  nothing  of  it 
anyAvhere.  James  Rope,  the  man  to  Avhom  it 
belonged,  only  laughecl  at  them,  and  said  that 
he  never  could  keep  his  pig  in  himself,  because 
it  Avas  grandson  to  one  of  the  acting  pigs  that 
Avent  about  to  the  fairs,  and  all  the  pigs  of  that 
family  took  to  climbing  naturally ; so  his  pig 
must  have  climbed  out  of  the  pound.  This  of 
course  Avas  all  a story  : the  men  had  lifted  tlie 
pig  out  of  the  pound,  and  then  killed  it,  so  tliat 
the  farmer  might  not  find  it,  and  sold  the  meat 


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cheap  all  over  the  parish.  Betty  went  to  the 
farmer  that  morning  and  paid  the  half-crown, 
and  got  her  son’s  pig  out  before  he  came  home ; 
but  Farmer  Tester  stopped  the  other  half-crown 
out  of  the  men’s  wages,  which  made  matters 
worse  than  ever. 

“ The  day  that  we  were  in  the  theatre  at 
Oxford,  Farmer  Tester  was  away  at  one  of  the 
markets.  He  turns  his  big  cattle  out  to  graze 
on  the  common,  which  the  poor  people  say  he 
has  no  right  to  do,  and  in  the  afternoon  a pony 
of  his  got  into  the  allotments,  and  Betty’s  son 
caught  it,  and  took  it  to  the  constable  and  had 
it  put  in  the  pound.  The  constable  tried  to 
persuade  him  not  to  do  it,  but  it  was  of  no  use ; 
and  so,  when  Farmer  Tester  came  home,  he 
found  that  his  turn  had  come.  I am  afraid  that  he 
was  not  sober,  for  I hear  that  he  behaved  dread- 
fully both  to  the  constable  and  to  Betty’s  son ; 
and  when  he  found  that  he  could  not  frighten 
them,  he  declared  he  would  have  the  law  of  them 
if  it  cost  him  twenty  pounds.  So  in  the  morn- 
ing he  went  to  fetch  his  lawyer,  and  when  we 
got  home  you  can  fancy  what  a scene  it  was. 

“You  remember  how  poorly  papa  was  when 
you  left  us  at  Lambourn.  By  the  time  we  got 
home  he  was  quite  knocked  up,  and  so  nervous 
that  he  was  fit  for  nothing  except  to  have  a 
quiet  cup  of  tea  in  his  own  room.  I was  sure, 
as  we  drove  up  the  street,  there  was  something 
the  matter.  The  hostler  was  watching  outside 
the  Red  Lion,  and  ran  in  as  soon  as  we  came  in 
sight ; and,  as  we  passed  the  door,  out  came 
Farmer  Tester,  looking  very  flushed  in  the  face, 
and  carrying  his  great  iron-handled  whip,  and  a 
person  with  him,  who  I found  was  his  lawyer, 
and  they  marched  after  the  carriage.  Then  the 
constable  was  standing  at  his  door  too,  and  he 
came  after  us,  and  there  was  a group  of  men 
outside  the  rectory  gate.  We  had  not  been  in 
the  house  five  minutes  before  the  servant  came 
in  to  say  that  Farmer  Tester  and  a gentleman 
wanted  to  see  papa  on  particular  business. 
Papa  sent  out  word  he  was  very  unwell,  and 
that  it  was  not  the  proper  time  to  come  on  bus- 
iness ; he  would  see  them  the  next  day  at  twelve 
o’clock.  But  they  would  not  go  away,  and  then 
papa  asked  me  to  go  out  and  see  them.  You 
can  fancy  how  disagreeable  it  was ; and  I was 
so  angry  with  them  for  coming,  when  they  knew 
how  nervous  papa  is  after  a journey,  and  I could 
not  have  patience  to  persuade  them  to  leave; 
and  so  at  last  they  made  poor  papa  see  them,  af- 
ter all. 

“He  was  lying  on  a sofa,  and  quite  unfit  to 
cope  with  a hard  bad  man  like  Farmer  Tester, 
and  a fluent,  plausible  lawyer.  They  told  their 
story  all  their  own  way,  and  the  farmer  declared 
that  the  man  had  tempted  the  pony  into  the  al- 
lotments with  corn.  And  the  lawyer  said  that 
the  constable  had  no  right  to  keep  the  pony  in 
the  pound,  and  that  he  was  liable  to  all  sorts  of 
punishments.  They  wanted  papa  to  make  an 
order  at  once  for  the  pound  to  be  opened,  and  I 
think  he  would  have  done  so,  but  I asked  him 
in  a whisper  to  send  for  the  constable,  and  hear 


what  he  had  to  say.  The  constable  was  wait- 
ing in  the  kitchen,  so  he  came  in  in  a minute. 
You  can’t  think  how  well  he  behaved ; I have 
quite  forgiven  him  all  his  obstinacy  about  the 
singing.  He  told  the  whole  story  about  the 
pigs,  and  how  Farmer  Tester  had  stopped  mon- 
ey out  of  the  men’s  wages.  And  when  the 
lawyer  tried  to  frighten  him,  he  answered  him 
quite  boldly,  that  he  mightn’t  know  so  much 
about  the  law,  but  he  knew  what  was  always 
the  custom  long  before  his  time  at  Englebourn 
about  the  pound,  and  if  Farmer  Tester  wanted 
his  beast  out,  he  must  bring  the  ‘ tally  ’ like  an- 
other man.  Then  the  lawyer  appealed  to  papa 
about  the  law,  and  said  how  absurd  it  was,  and 
that  if  such  a custom  were  to  be  upheld  the  man 
who  had  the  tally  might  charge  £100  for  the 
damage.  And  poor  papa  looked  through  his  law 
books,  and  could  find  nothing  about  it  at  all; 
and  while  he  was  doing  it  Farmer  Tester  began 
to  abuse  the  constable,  and  said  he  sided  with 
all  the  good-for-nothing  fellows  in  the  parish, 
and  that  bad  blood  would  come  of  it.  But  the 
constable  quite  fired  up  at  that,  and  told  him 
that  it  was  such  as  he  who  made  bad  blood  in 
the  parish,  and  that  poor  folks  had  their  rights 
as  well  as  their  betters,  and  should  have  them 
while  he  was  constable.  If  he  got  papa’s  order 
to  open  the  pound,  he  supposed  he  must  do  it, 
and  ’twas  not  for  him  to  say  what  was  law  ; but 
Harry  Winburn  had  had  to  get  the  ‘ tally  ’ for 
his  pig  from  Farmer  Tester,  and  what  was  fair 
for  one  was  fair  for  all. 

“I  was  afraid  papa  would  have  made  the  or- 
der, but  the  lawyer  said  something  at  last  which 
made  him  take  the  other  side.  So  he  settled 
that  the  farmer  should  pay  five  shillings  for  the 
‘ tally,’  which  was  what  he  had  taken  from  Bet- 
ty and  had  stopped  out  of  the  wages,  and  that 
was  the  only  order  he  would  make,  and  the  law- 
yer might  do  what  he  pleased  about  it.  The 
constable  seemed  satisfied  with  this,  and  under- 
took to  take  the  money  down  to  Harry  Winburn, 
for  Farmer  Tester  declared  he  would  sooner  let 
the  pony  starve  than  go  himself.  And  so  papa 
got  rid  of  them,  after  an  hour  and  more  of  this 
talk.  The  lawyer  and  Farmer  Tester  went 
away  grumbling,  and  very  angry,  to  the  Red 
Lion.  I was  very  anxious  to  hear  how  the 
matter  ended  ; so  I sent  after  the  constable  to 
ask  him  to  come  back  and  see  me  when  he  had 
settled  it  all,  and  about  nine  o’clock  he  came. 
He  had  a very  hard  job  to  get  Harry  Winburn 
to  take  the  money  and  give  up  the  ‘tally.’ 
The  men  said  that  if  Farmer  Tester  could  make 
them  pay  half  a crown  for  a pig  in  his  turnips, 
which  were  no  bigger  than  radishes,  he  ought 
to  pay  ten  shillings  at  least  for  his  pony  tram- 
pling down  their  corn,  which  was  half-grown; 
and  I couldn’t  help  thinking  this  seemed  very 
reasonable.  In  the  end,  however,  the  constable 
had  persuaded  them  to  take  the  money,  and  so 
the  pony  was  let  out. 

“ I told  him  how  pleased  I was  at  the  way  he 
had  behaved,  but  the  little  man  didn’t  seem  quite 
satisfied  himself.  He  should  have  liked  to  have 


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given  the  lawyer  a piece  more  of  his  mind,  he 
said,  only  he  was  no  scholar ; ‘ but  I’ve  a got 
all  the  feelins  of  a man,  miss,  though  I medn’t 
have  the  ways  o’  bringin’  on  ’em  out.’  You  see 
I am  quite  coming  round  to  your  opinion  about 
him.  But  when  I said  that  I hoped  all  the 
trouble  was  over,  he  shook  his  head,  and  he 
seems  to  think  that  the  men  will  not  forget  it, 
and  that  some  of  the  wild  ones  will  be  trying  to 
pay  Farmer  Tester  out  in  the  winter  nights,  and  I 
could  see  he  was  very  anxious  about  Harry  Win- 
burn  ; so  I promised  him  to  go  and  see  Betty. 

“ I wenhdown  to  her  cottage  yesterday,  and 
found  her  very  low,  poor  old  soul,  about  her  son. 
She  has  had  a bad  attack  again,  and  I am  afraid 
her  heart  is  not  right.  She  will  not  live  long 
if  she  has  much  to  make  her  anxious,  and  how 
is  that  to  be  avoided  ? For  her  son’s  courting 
is  all  going  wrong,  she  can  see,  though  he  will 
not  tell  her  any  thing  about  it;  but  he  gets 
more  moody  and  restless,  she  says,  and  don’t 
take  a pride  in  any  thing,  not  even  in  his  flowers 
or  his  allotment ; and  he  takes  to  going  about 
more  and  more  every  day  with  these  men,  who 
will  be  sure  to  lead  him  into  trouble. 

“ After  I left  her,  I walked  up  to  the  Hawk’s 
Lynch,  to  see  whether  the  view  and  the  air 
would  not  do  me  good.  And  it  did  do  me  a 
great  deal  of  good,  dear,  and  I thought  of  you, 
and  when  I should  see  your  bright  face  and 
hear  your  happy  laugh  again.  The  village 
looked  so  pretty  and  peaceful.  I could  hardly 
believe,  while  I was  up  there,  that  there  were 
all  these  miserable  quarrels  and  heartburnings 
going  on  in  it.  I suppose  they  go  on  every- 
where, but  one  can’t  help  feeling  as  if  there 
were  something  specially  hard  in  those  which 
come  under  one’s  own  eyes,  and  touch  one’s  self. 
And  then  they  are  so  frivolous,  and  every  thing 
might  go  on  so  comfortably  if  people  would  only 
be  reasonable.  I ought  to  have  been  a man,  I 
am  sure,  and  then  I might,  perhaps,  be  able  to 
do  more,  and  should  have  more  influence.  If 
poor  papa  were  only  well  and  strong  ! 

“ But,  dear,  I shall  tire  you  with  all  these 
long  histories  and  complainings.  I have  run 
on  till  I have  no  room  left  for  any  thing  else ; 
but  you  can’t  think  what  a comfort  it  is  to  me  to 
write  it  all  to  you,  for  I have  no  one  to  tell  it 
to.  I feel  so  much  better,  and  more  cheerful, 
since  I sat  down  to  write  this.  You  must  give 
my  dear  love  to  uncle  and  aunt,  and  let  me  hear 
from  you  again  whenever  you  have  time.  If 
you  could  come  over  again  and  stay  for  a few 
days  it  would  be  very  kind;  but  I must  not 
press  it,  as  there  is  nothing  to  attract  you  here, 
only  we  might  talk  over  all  that  we  did  and  saw 
at  Oxford.  Ever,  dearest  Mary,  your  very  af- 
fectionate cousin,  Katie. 

“ P.S. — I should  like  to  have  the  pattern  of 
the  jacket  you  wore  the  last  day  at  Oxford. 
Could  you  cut  it  out  in  thin  paper,  and  send  it 
in  your  next  ?” 

“July—,  184-. 

“ Mt  dear  Brown, — I was  very  glad  to  see 
your  hand,  and  to  h«ar  such  flourishing  ac- 


counts of  your  vacation  doings.  You  won’t  get 
any  like  announcement  of  me,  for  cricket  has 
not  yet  come  so  far  west  as  this,  at  least  not  to 
settle.  We  have  a few  pioneers  and  squatters 
in  the  village ; but,  I am  sorry  to  say,  nothing 
yet  like  matches  between  the  elevens  of  dis- 
tricts. Neighbors  we  have  none,  except  the 
rector ; so  I have  plenty  of  spare  time,  some  of 
which  I feel  greatly  disposed  to  devote  to  you  ; 
and  I hope  you  won’t  find  me  too  tedious  to 
read. 

“It  is  very  kind  of  your  father  to  wish  that 
you  should  be  my  first  pupil,  and  to  propose 
that  I should  spend  the  last  month  of  this  vaca- 
tion with  you  in  Berkshire.  But  I do  not  like 
to  give  up  a whole  month.  My  father  is  get- 
ting old  and  infirm,  and  I can  see  that  it  would 
be  a great  trial  to  him,  although  he  urges  it,  and 
is  always  telling  me  not  to  let  him  keep  me  at 
home.  What  do  you  say  to  meeting  me  half- 
waj-^  ? I mean,  that  you  should  come  here  for 
half  of  the  time,  and  then  that  I should  return 
with  you  for  the  last  fortnight  of  the  vacation. 
This  I could  manage  perfectly. 

“But  you  can  not  in  any  case  be  my  first 
pupil ; for,  not  to  mention  that  I have  been,  as 
you  know,  teaching  for  some  years,  I have  a 
pupil  here  at  this  minute.  You  are  not  likely 
to  guess  who  it  is,  though  you  know  him  well 
enough — perhaps  I should  say  too  well — so,  in 
a word,  it  is  Blake.  I had  not  been  at  home 
three  days  before  I got  a letter  from  him  asking 
me  to  take  him,  and  putting  it  in  such  a w'ay 
that  I couldn’t  refuse.  I would  sooner  not 
have  had  him,  as  I had  already  got  out  of  tak- 
ing a reading  party  with  some  trouble,  and  felt 
inclined  to  enjoy  myself  here  in  dignified  idle- 
ness till  next  term.  But  what  can  you  do  when 
a man  puts  it  to  you  as  a great  personal  favor, 
etc.,  etc.  ? So  I wrote  to  accept.  You  may  im- 
agine my  disgust,  a day  or  two  afterwards,  at  get- 
ting a letter  from  an  uncle  of  his,  some  official 
person  in  London  apparently,  treating  the  whole 
matter  in  a business  point  of  view,  and  me  as  if 
I were  a training  groom.  He  is  good  enough 
to  suggest  a stimulant  to  me  in  the  shape  of  ex- 
tra pay,  and  his  future  patronage  in  the  event 
of  his  nephew’s  taking  a first  in  Michaelmas 
term.  If  I had  received  this  letter  before,  I 
think  it  would  have  turned  the  scale,  and  I 
should  have  refused.  But  the  thing  was  done, 
and  Blake  isn’t  fairly  responsible  for  his  rela- 
tive’s views. 

“ So  here  he  has  been  for  a fortnight.  He 
took  a lodging  in  the  village  at  first ; but  of 
course  my  dear  old  father’s  ideas  of  hospitality 
were  shocked  at  this,  and  here  he  is,  our  inmate. 

“He  reads  fiercely  by  fits  and  starts.  A 
feeling  of  personal  hatred  against  the  examiners 
seems  to  urge  him  on  more  than  any  other  mo- 
tive ; but  this  will  not  be  strong  enough  to  keep 
him  to  regular  work,  and  without  regular  work 
he  won’t  do,  notwithstanding  all  his  cleverness, 
and  he  is  a marvellously  clever  fellow.  So  the 
first  thing  I have  to  do  is  to  get  him  steadily 
to  the  collar,  and  how  to  do  it  is  a pretty  par- 


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ticular  puzzle ; for  he  hasn’t  a grain  of  enthusi- 
asm in  his  composition,  nor  any  power,  as  far  as 
I can  see,  of  throwing  himself  into  the  times 
and  scenes  of  which  he  is  reading.  The  phi- 
losophy of  Greece  and  the  history  of  Rome  are 
matters  of  perfect  indifference  to  him — to  be 
got  up  by  catch-words  and  dates  for  examina- 
tion, and  nothing  more.  I don’t  think  he  Avould 
care  a straw  if  Socrates  had  never  lived,  or  Han- 
nibal had  destroyed  Rome.  The  greatest  names 
and  deeds  of  the  Old  World  are  just  so  many 
dead  counters  to  him — the  Jewish  just  as  much 
as  the  rest.  I tried  him  with  the  story  of  the 
attempt  of  Antiochus  Epiphanes  to  conquer  the 
Jews,  and  the  glorious  rising  of  all  that  was 
living  in  the  Holy  Land  under  the  Maccabees. 
Not  a bit  of  it ; I couldn’t  get  a spark  out  of 
him.  He  wouldn’t  even  read  the  story,  because 
it  is  in  the  Apocrypha,  and  so,  as  he  said,  the 
d — d examiners  couldn’t  ask  him  any  thing 
about  it  in  the  schools. 

“Then  his  sense  of  duty  is  quite  undeveloped. 
He  has  no  notion  of  going  on  doing  any  thing 
disagreeable  because  he  ought.  So  here  I am 
at  fault  again . Ambition  he  has  in  abundance ; 
in  fact  so  strongly,  that  very  likely  it  may  in 
the  end  pull  him  through,  and  make  him  work 
hard  enough  for  his  Oxford  purposes,  at  any  rate. 
But  it  wants  repressing  rather  than  encourage- 
ment, and  I certainly  shan’t  appeal  to  it. 

“You  will  begin  to  think  I dislike  him  and 
want  to  get  rid  of  him,  but  it  isn’t  the  case. 
You  know  what  a good  temper  he  has,  and  how 
remarkably  well  he  talks ; so  he  makes  himself 
very  pleasant,  and  my  father  evidently  enjoys 
his  company ; and  then  to  be  in  constant  inter- 
course with  a subtle  intellect  like  his  is  pleasant- 
ly exciting,  and  keeps  one  alive  and  at  high- 
pressure,  though  one  can’t  help  always  wishing 
that  it  had  a little  heat  in  it.  You  would  be 
immensely  amused  if  you  could  drop  in  on  us. 

“I  think  I have  told  you,  or  you  must  have 
seen  it  for  yourself,  that  my  father’s  principles 
are  true  blue,  as  becomes  a sailor  of  the  time  of 
the  great  war,  while  his  instincts  and  practice 
are  liberal  in  the  extreme.  Our  rector,  on  the 
contrary,  is  liberal  in  principles,  but  an  aristo- 
crat of  the  aristocrats  in  instinct  and  practice. 
They  are  always  ready  enough,  therefore,  to  do 
battle,  and  Blake  delights  in  the  war,  and  fans 
it,  and  takes  part  in  it  as  a sort  of  free  lance, 
laying  little  logical  pitfalls  for  the  combatants 
alternately,  with  that  deferential  manner  of  his. 
He  gets  some  sort  of  intellectual  pleasure,  I 
suppose,  out  of  seeing  where  they  ought  to  tum- 
ble in ; for  tumble  in  they  don’t,  but  clear  his 
pitfalls  in  their  stride — at  least  my  father  does — 
quite  innocent  of  having  neglected  to  distribute 
his  middle  term  ; and  the  rector,  if  he  has  some 
inkling  of  these  traps,  brushes  them  aside,  and 
disdains  to  spend  powder  on  any  one  but  his  old 
adversary  and  friend.  I employ  myself  in  try- 
ing to  come  down  ruthlessly  on  Blake  himself ; 
and  so  we  spend  our  evenings  after  dinner, 
which  comes  off  at  the  primitive  hour  of  five. 
We  used  to  dine  at  three,  but  my  father  has 


conformed  now  to  college  hours.  If  the  rectoi 
does  not  come,  instead  of  argumentative  talk, 
we  get  stories  out  of  my  father.  In  the  morn- 
ings we  bathe,  and  boat,  and  read.  So  you 
see  he  and  I have  plenty  of  one  another’s  com- 
pany, and  it  is  certainly  odd  that  we  get  on  so 
well  with  so  very  few  points  of  sympathy.  But 
luckily,  besides  his  good  temper  and  cleverness, 
he  has  plenty  of  humor.  On  the  whole,  I think 
we  shall  rub  through  the  two  months  which  he 
is  to  spend  here  without  getting  to  hate  one 
another,  though  there  is  little  chance  of  our 
becoming  friends.  Besides  putting  some  his- 
tory and  science  into  him  (scholarship  he  does 
not  need),  I shall  be  satisfied  if  I can  make 
him  give  up  his  use  of  the  pronoun  ‘ you  ’ before 
he  goes.  In  talking  of  the  corn  laws,  or  for- 
eign policy,  or  India,  or  any  other  political  sub- 
ject, however  interesting,  he  never  will  identify 
himself  as  an  Englishman;  and  ‘■you  do  this,’ 
or  ‘you  expect  that,’  is  forever  in  his  mouth, 
speaking  of  his  own  countrymen.  I believe  if 
the  French  were  to  land  to-morrow  on  Portland, 
he  would  comment  on  our  attempts  to  dislodge 
them  as  if  he  had  no  concern  with  the  business 
except  as  a looker-on. 

“ You  will  think  all  this  rather  a slow  return 
for  your  jolly  gossiping  letter,  full  of  cricket, 
archery,  fishing,  and  I know  not  what  pleasant 
goings-on.  But  what  is  one  to  do?  One  can 
only  write  about  what  is  one’s  subject  of  inter- 
est for  the  time  being,  and  Blake  stands  in  that 
relation  to  me  just  now.  I should  prefer  it 
otherwise,  but  si  on  n'a  pas  ce  qu'on  aime  il  fdut 
aimer  ce  qu'on  a.  I have  no  incident  to  relate ; 
these  parts  get  on  without  incidents  somehow, 
and  without  society.  I wish  there  were  some, 
particularly  ladies’  society.  I break  the  tenth 
commandment  constantly,  thinking  of  Com- 
memoration, and  that  you  are  within  a ride  of 
Miss  Winter  and  her  cousin.  When  you  see 
them  next,  pray  present  my  respectful  compli- 
ments. It  is  a sort  of  consolation  to  think  that 
one  may  cross  their  fancy  for  a moment,  and  be 
remembered  as  part  of  a picture  which  gives 
them  pleasure.  With  which  piece  of  sentiment 
I may  as  well  shut  up.  Don’t  you  forget  my 
message  now,  and  believe  me,  ever  yours  most 
truly,  John  Haedy. 

“P.S. — I mean  to  speak  to  Blake,  when  I 
get  a chance,  of  that  wretched  debt  which  you 
have  paid,  unless  you  object.  I should  think 
better  of  him  if  he  seemed  more  uncomfortable 
about  his  affairs.  After  all,  he  may  be  more  so 
than  I think,  for  he  is  very  reserved  on  such 
subjects.” 

“Englebourn  Eectory,  July,  1S4-. 

“Deaeest  Mary, — I send  the  coachman 
with  this  note,  in  order  that  you  may  not  be 
anxious  about  me.  I have  just  returned  from 
poor  Betty  Winburn’s  cottage  to  write  it.  She 
is  very,  very  ill,  and  I do  not  think  can  last  out 
more  than  a day  or  two ; and  she  seems  to  cling 
to  me  so  that  I can  not  have  the  heart  to  leave 
her.  Indeed  if  I could  make  up  my  mind  to  do 
it,  I should  never  get  her  poor  white  eager  face 


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out  of  my  head  all  day,  so  that  I should  be  very 
bad  company,  and  quite  out  of  place  at  your 
party,  making  every  body  melancholy  and  un- 
comfortable who  came  near  me.  So,  dear,  I 
am  not  coming.  Of  course  it  is  a great  disap- 
pointment. I had  set  my  heart  on  being  with 
vou,  and  enjoying  it  all  thoroughly ; and  even  at 
breakfast  this  morning  knew  of  nothing  to  hin- 
der me.  My  dress  is  actually  lying  on  the  bed 
at  this  minute,  and  it  looks  very  pretty,  especial- 
ly the  jacket  like  yours,  which  I and  Hopkins 
have  managed  to  make  up  from  the  pattern  you 
sent,  though  you  forgot  the  sleeves,  which  made 
it  rather  hard  to  do.  Ah,  well ! it  is  of  no  use 
to  think  of  how  pleasant  things  would  have  been 
which  one  can  not  have.  You  must  write  me 
an  account  of  how  it  all  went  off,  dear ; or  per- 
haps you  can  manage  to  get  over  here  before 
long  to  tell  me. 

“I  must  now  go  back  to  poor  Betty.  She 
is  such  a faithful,  patient  old  thing,  and  has 
been  such  a good  woman  all  her  life,  that  there 
is  nothing  painful  in  being  by  her  now,  and 
one  feels  sure  that  it  will  be  much  happier  and 
better  for  her  to  be  at  rest.  If  she  could  only 
feel  comfortable  about  her  son,  I am  sure  she 
would  think  so  herself.  Oh,  I forgot  to  say 
that  her  attack  was  brought  on  by  the  shock  of 
hearing  that  he  had  been  summoned  for  an  as- 
sault. Farmer  Tester’s  son,  a young  man 
about  his  own  age,  has,  it  seems,  been  of  late 
waylaying  Simon's  daughter  and  making  love 
to  her.  It  is  so  very  hard  to  make  -out  the 
truth  in  matters  of  this  kind.  Hopkins  says 
she  is  a dressed-up  little  minx,  who  runs  after 
all  the  young  men  in  the  parish ; but  really, 
from  what  I see  and  hear  from  other  persons, 
I think  she  is  a good  girl  enough.  Even  Bet- 
ty, who  looks  on  her  as  the  cause  of  most  of 
her  own  trouble,  has  never  said  a word  to  make 
me  think  that  she  is  at  all  a light  person,  or 
more  fond  of  admiration  than  any  other  good- 
looking  girl  in  the  parish. 

“But  those  Testers  are  a very  wicked  set. 
You  can  not  think  what  a misfortune  it  is  in  a 
place  like  this  to  have  these  rich  fsxmilies  with 
estates  of  their  own,  in  which  the  young  men 
begin  to  think  themselves  above  the  common 
farmers.  They  ape  the  gentlemen,  and  give 
themselves  great  airs,  but  of  course  no  gentle- 
man will  associate  with  them,  as  they  are  quite 
uneducated ; and  the  consequence  is  that  they 
live  a great  deal  at  home,  and  give  themselves 
up  to  all  kinds  of  wickedness.  This  young 
Tester  is  one  of  these.  His  father  is  a very 
bad  old  man,  and  does  a great  deal  of  harm 
here  ; and  tlie  son  is  following  in  his  steps,  and 
is  quite  as  bad,  or  worse.  So  you  see  that  I 
shall  not  easily  believe  that  Plarry  Winburn 
has  been  much  in  the  wrong.  How'ever,  all  I 
know  of  it  at  present  is  that  young  Tester  was 
beaten  by  Harry  yesterday  evening  in  the  vil- 
lage street,  and  that  they  came  to  papa  at  once 
for  a summons. 

“ Oh,  here  is  the  coachman  ready  to  start ; 
so  I must  conclude,  dear,  and  go  back  to  my  pa- 


tient. I shall  often  think  of  you  during  the 
day.  I am  sure  you  will  have  a charming  par- 
ty. With  best  love  to  all,  believe  me  ever, 
dearest,  your  most  aifectionate  Katie. 

“P.S. — I am  very  glad  that  uncle  and  aunt 
take  to  Tom,  and  that  he  is  staying  with  you 
for  some  days.  You  will  find  him  very  useful 
in  making  the  party  go  off  well,  I am  sure.” 


CHAPTER  XXX. 

AMUSEMENTS  AT  CARTON  MANOR. 

“A  LETTER,  Miss,  from  Englebourn,”  said  a 
footman,  coming  up  to  Mary  with  the  note 
given  at  the  end  of  the  last  chapter,  on  a wait- 
er. She  took  it  and  tore  it  open ; and,  while 
she  is  reading  it,  the  reader  may  be  introduced 
to  the  place  and  company  in  which  we  find 
her.  The  scene  is  a large  old-fashioned  square 
brick  house,  backed  by  fine  trees,  in  the  tops  of 
which  the  rooks  live,  and  the  jackdaws  and 
starlings  in  the  many  holes  W'hich  time  has 
worn  in  the  old  trunks;  but  they  are  all  away 
on  this  fine  summer  morning,  seeking  their 
meal  and  enjoying  themselves  in  the  neighbor- 
ing fields.  In  front  of  the  house  is  a pretty 
flower-garden,  separated  by  a haw-haw  from  a 
large  pasture,  sloping  southward  gently  down  to 
a stream,  which  glides  along  through  water- 
cress and  willow  beds  to  join  the  Kennet. 
The  beasts  have  all  been  driven  off,  and  on  the 
upper  part  of  the  field,  nearest  the  house,  two 
men  are  fixing  up  a third  pair  of  targets  on  the 
rich  short  grass;  A large  tent  is  pitched  near 
the  archery-ground,  to  hold  quivers  and  bow- 
cases,  and  luncheon,  and  to  shelter  lookers-on 
from  the  mid-day  sun.  Beyond  the  brook  a 
pleasant,  well-timbered  country  lies,  with  high 
chalk-downs  for  a horizon,  ending>  in  Marl- 
borough hill,  faint  and  blue  in  the  w6st.  This 
is  the  place  which  Mary’s  father  has  taken  for 
the  summer  and  autumn,  and  where  she  is  fast 
becoming  the  pet  of  the  neighborhood. 

It  will  not  perhaps  surprise  our  readers  to 
find  that  our  hero  has  managed  to  find  his  way 
to  Barton  Manor  in  the  second  week  of  the  va- 
cation, and,  having  made  the  most  of  his  op- 
portunities, is  acknowledged  as  a cousin  by  Mr. 
and  Mrs.  Porter.  Their  boys  are  at  home  for 
the  holidays,  and  Mr.  Porter’s  great  wish  is 
that  they  should  get  used  to  the  country  in 
their  summer  holidays.  And  as  they  have 
spent  most  of  their  childhood  and  boyhood  in 
London,  to  which  he  has  been  tied  pretty  close- 
ly hitherto,  this  is  a great  opportunity.  The 
boys  only  wanted  a preceptor,  and  Tom  pre- 
sented himself  at  the  right  moment,  and  soon 
became  the  hero  of  Charley  and  Neddy  Porter. 
He  taught  them  to  throw  flies  and  bait  craw- 
fish nets,  to  bat-fowl,  and  ferret  for  rabbits,  and 
to  saddle  and  ride  their  ponies,  besides  getting 
up  games  of  cricket  in  the  spare  evenings, 
which  kept  him  away  from  Mr.  Porter’s  dinner- 
table.  This  last  piece  of  self-denial,  as  he  con- 


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sidered  it,  quite  won  over  that  gentleman,  who 
agreed  with  his  wife  that  Tom  was  just  the  sort 
of  companion  they  would  like  for  the  boys,  and 
so  the  house  was  thrown  open  to  him. 

The  boys  were  always  clamoring  for  him 
when  he  was  away,  and  making  their  mother 
write  off  to  press  him  to  come  again ; which 
he,  being  a very  good-natured  young  man,  and 
particularly  fond  of  boys,  was  ready  enough  to 
do.  So  this  was  the  third  visit  he  had  paid  in 
a month. 

Mr.  and  Mrs.  Brown  wondered  a little  that 
he  should  be  so  very  fond  of  the  young  Porters, 
who  were  good  boys  enough,  but  very  much  like 
other  boys  of  thirteen  and  fifteen,  of  whom 
there  were  several  in  the  neighborhood.  He 
had  indeed  just  mentioned  an  elder  sister,  but 
so  casually  that  their  attention  had  not  been 
drawn  to  the  fact,  which  had  almost  slipped  out 
of  their  memories.  On  the  other  hand,  Tom 
seemed  so  completely  to  identify  himself  with 
the  boys  and  their  pursuits,  that  it  never  oc- 
curred to  their  father  and  mother,  who  were 
dotingly  fond  of  them,  that,  after  all,  they 
might  not  be  the  only  attraction.  Mary  seem- 
ed to  take  very  little  notice  of  him,  and  went 
on  with  her  own  pursuits  much  as  usual.  It 
was  true  that  she  liked  keeping  the  score  at 
cricket,  and  coming  to  look  at  them  fishing  or 
rabbiting  in  her  walks ; but  all  that  was  very 
natural.  It  is  a curious  and  merciful  dispen- 
sation of  Providence  that  most  fathers  and 
mothers  seem  never  to  be  capable  of  remember- 
ing their  own  experience,  and  will  probably  go 
on  till  the  end  of  time  thinking  of  their  sons 
of  twenty  and  daughters  of  sixteen  or  seventeen 
as  mere  children,  who  may  be  allow'ed  to  run 
about  together  as  much  as  they  please.  And, 
where  it  is  otherwise,  the  results  are  not  very 
different,  for  there  are  certain  mysterious  ways 
of  holding  intercourse  implanted  in  the  youth 
of  both  sexes  against  wdiich  no  vigilance  can 
avail. 

So  on  this,  her  great  fete  day,  Tom  had  been 
helping  Mary  all  the  morning  in  dressing  the 
rooms  with  flowers,  and  arranging  all  the  de- 
tails— where  people  were  to  sit  at  the  cold  din- 
ner ; how  to  find  the  proper  number  of  seats  ; 
how  the  dining-room  was  to  be  cleared  in  time 
for  dancing  when  the  dew  began  to  fall.  In  all 
which  matters  there  were  many  obvious  occa- 
sions for  those  little  attentions  which  are  much 
valued  by  persons  in  like  situations  ; and  Tom 
was  not  sorry  that  the  boys  had  voted  the  whole 
preparations  a bore,  and  had  gone  off  to  the 
brook  to  “gropple”  in  the  bank  for  crayfish  till 
the  shooting  began.  The  arrival  of  the  note 
had  been  the  first  contre-temps  of  the  morning, 
and  they  were  now  expecting  guests  to  arrive 
every  minute. 

‘ ‘ What  is  the  matter  ? No  bad  news,  I hope,  ” 
he  said,  seeing  her  vexed  expression. 

“ Why,  Katie  can’t  come ! I declare  I could 
sit  down  and  cry.  I shan’t  enjoy  the  party  a 
bit  now,  and  I wish  it  were  all  over.” 

“I  am  sure  Katie  would  be  very  unhappy  if 


she  thought  you  were  going  to  spoil  your  day’s 
pleasure  on  her  account.” 

“Yes,  I know  she  would.  But  it  is  so  pro- 
voking, when  I had  looked  forward  so  to  having 
her ! ” 

“ You  have  never  told  me  why  she  can  not 
come.  She  was  quite  full  of  it  all  a few  days 
since.” 

“Oh,  there  is  a poor  old  woman  in  the  vil- 
lage dying,  who  is  a great  friend  of  Katie’s. 
Here  is  her  letter ; let  me  see,”  she  said,  glanc- 
ing over  it  to  see  that  there  was  nothing  in  it 
which  she  did  not  wish  him  to  read,  “you  may 
read  it  if  you  like.” 

Tom  began  reading.  “Betty  Winburn,” 
he  said,  when  he  came  to  the  name,  “ what, 
poor  dear  old  Betty!  Why,  I’ve  known  her 
ever  since  I was  born.  She  used  to  live  in  our 
parish,  and  I haven’t  seen  her  this  eight  years 
nearly.  And  her  boy  Harry,  I wonder  what 
has  become  of  him  ?” 

“You  will  see,  if  you  read  on,”  said  Mary; 
and  so  he  read  to  the  end,  and  then  folded  it  up 
and  returned  it. 

“ So  poor  old  Betty  is  dying.  Well,  she  was 
always  a good  soul,  and  very  kind  to  me  when 
I was  a boy.  I should  like  to  see  her  once 
again,  and  perhaps  I might  be  able  to  do  some- 
thing for  her  son.” 

“ Why  should  we  not  ride  over  to  Englebourn 
to-morrow  ? They  will  be  glad  to  get  us  out  of 
the  way  while  the  house  is  being  straightened.” 
“I  should  like  it,  of  all  things,  if  it  can  be 
managed.” 

“ Oh,  I will  manage  it  somehow,  fori  must  go 
and  see  that  dear  Katie.  I do  feel  so  ashamed 
of  myself  when  I think  of  all  the  good  she  is  do- 
ing, and  I do  nothing  but  put  flowers  about,  and 
play  the  piano.  Isn’t  she  an  angel,  now  ?” 

“Of  course  she  is.” 

“ Yes ; but  I won’t  have  that  sort  of  matter- 
of-course  acquiescence.  Now,  do  you  really 
mean  that  Katie  is  as  good  as  an  angel  ?” 

“As  seriously  as  if  I saw  the  wings  growing 
out  of  her  shoulders,  and  dew-drops  hanging  on 
them.” 

“You  deserve  to  have  something  not  at  all 
like  wings  growing  out  of  your  head  1 How  is 
it  that  you  never  see  when  I don’t  want  you  to 
talk  your  nonsense  ?” 

“How  am  I to  talk  sense  about  angels?  I 
don’t  know  any  thing  about  them.” 

“ You  know  what  I mean  perfectl3\  I say 
that  dear  Katie  is  an  angel,  and  I mean  that  I 
don’t  know  any  thing  in  her — no,  not  one  single 
thing — which  I should  like  to  have  changed.  If 
the  angels  are  all  as  good  as  she — ” 

‘■’■If!  why,  I shall  begin  to  doubt  your  ortho- 
doxy.” 

“You  don’t  know  what  I was  going  to  say.” 

‘ ‘ It  doesn’t  matter  what  you  were  going  to 
say.  You  couldn’t  have  brought  that  sentence 
to  an  orthodox  conclusion.  Oh,  please  don’t 
look  angry,  now.  Yes,  I quite  see  what  you 
mean.  You  can  think  of  Katie  just  as  she  is 
now,  in  Heaven,  without  being  shocked.” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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Mary  paused  for  a moment  before  she  answer- 
ed, as  if  she  were  rather  taken  by  surprise  at  this 
way  of  putting  her  meaning,  and  then  said,  seri- 
ously : 

“Indeed  I can.  I think  we  should  all  be 
perfectly  happy  if  we  were  all  as  good  as  she 
is.” 

“But  she  is  not  very  happy  herself,  I am 
afraid.” 

“ Of  course  not.  How  can  she  be,  when  all 
the  people  about  her  are  so  troublesome,  and 
selfish  ?” 

“I  can’t  fancy  an  angel  the  least  like  Uncle 
Robert,  can  you?” 

“ I won’t  talk  about  angels  any  more.  You 
have  made  me  feel  quite  as  if  I had  been  saying 
something  wicked.” 

“Now  really  it  is  too  hard  that  you  should 
lay  the  blame  on  me,  Avhen  you  began  the  sub- 
ject yourself.  You  ought,  at  least,  to  let  me 
say  what  I have  to  say  about  angels.” 

“ Why,  you  said  you  knew  nothing  about 
them,  half  a minute  ago.” 

“But  I may  have  my  notions,  like  other  peo- 
ple. You  have  your  notions.  Katie  is  your 
angel.” 

“ Well,  then,  what  are  your  notions  ?” 
“Katie  is  rather  too  dark  for  my  idea  of  an 
angel,  I can’t  fancy  a dark  angel.” 

“ Why,  how  can  you  call  Katie  dark  ?” 

“ I only  say  she  is  too  dark  for  .my  idea  of  an 
angel.” 

“ Well,  go  on.” 

“Then,  she  is  rather  too  grave.” 

“ Too  grave  for  an  angel !” 

“ For  my  idea  of  an  angel — one  doesn’t  want 
one’s  ^ngel  to  be.  like  one’s  self,  and  I am  so 
grave,  you  know.” 

“Yes,  very.  Then  your  angel  is  to  be  a 
laughing  angel.  A laughing  angel,  and  yet 
very  sensible ; never  talking  nonsense.” 

“Oh,  I didn’t  say  that.” 

“But  you  said  he  wasn’t  to  be  like  you.” 
“He.'  who  in  the  world  do  you  mean  by 
he  ?" 

“Why,  your  angel,  of  course.” 

‘ ‘ My  angel ! You  don’t  really  suppose  that 
my  angel  is  to  be  a man.” 

“I  have  no  time  to  think  about  it.  Look, 
they  are  putting  those  targets  quite  crooked. 
You  are  responsible  for  the  targets ; we  must  go 
and  get  them  straight.” 

They  walked  across  the  ground  towards  the 
targets,  and  Tom  settled  them  according  to  his 
notions  of  opposites. 

“After  all,  archery  is  slow  work,”  he  said, 
when  the  targets  were  settled  satisfactorily.  “I 
don’t  believe  any  body  really  enjoys  it.” 

“ Now  that  is  because  you  men  haven’t  it  all 
to  yourselves.  You  are  jealous  of  any  sort  of 
game  in  which  we  can  join.  I believe  you  are 
afraid  of  being  beaten  by  us.” 

“ On  the  contrary,  that  is  its  only  recom- 
mendation, that  you  can  join  in  it.” 

“Well,  I think  that  ought  to  be  recommenda- 
tion enough.  But  I believe  it  is  much  harder 


than  most  of  your  games.  You  can’t  shoot  half 
so  well  as  you  play  cricket,  can  you?” 

“ No,  because  I never  practise.  It  isn’t  ex- 
citing to  be  walking  up  and  down  between  two 
targets,  and  doing  the  same  thing  over  and  over 
again.  Why,  you  don’t  find  it  so  yourself. 
You  hardly  ever  shoot.” 

“ Indeed  I do,  though,  constantly.” 

“ Why,  I have  scarcely  ever  seen  you  shoot- 
ing.” 

“That  is  because  you  are  away  with  the  boys 
all  day.” 

“ Oh,  I am  never  too  far  to  know  what  is  go- 
ing on.  I’m  sure  you  have  never  practised  for 
more  than  a quarter  of  an  hour  any  day  that  I 
have  been  here.” 

“Well,  perhaps  I may  not  have.  But  I tell 
you  I am  very  fond  of  it.” 

Here  the  two  boys  came  up  from  the  brook, 
Neddy  with  his  Scotch  cap  full  of  crayfish. 

“ Why,  you  w'retched  boys,  where  have  you 
been  ? You  are  not  fit  to  be  seen !”  said  Mary, 
shaking  the  arrows  at  them  which  she  was  car- 
rying in  her  hand.  “ Go  and  dress  directly,  or 
you  will  be  late.  I think  I heard  a canuage 
drive  up  just  now.” 

“Oh,  there’s  plenty  of  time.  Look  what 
whackers.  Cousin  Tom,”  said  Charley,  holding 
out  one  of  his  prizes  by  its  back  towards  Tom, 
while  the  indignant  cray-fish  flapped  its  tail  and 
worked  about  with  its  claws,  in  the  hopes  of  get- 
ting hold  of  something  to  pinch. 

“I  don’t  believe  those  boys  have  been  dry 
for  two  hours  together  in  daylight  since  you  first 
came  here,”  said  Mary  to  Tom. 

“ Well,  and  they’re  all  the  better  for  it,  I’m 
sure,”  said  Tom. 

“Yes, that  we  are,”  said  Charley. 

“ I say,  Charley,”  said  Tom,  “your  sister  says 
she  is  very  fond  of  shooting.” 

“Aye,  and  so  she  is.  And  isn’t  she  a good 
shot,  too ! I believe  she  would  beat  you  at  fif- 
ty yai'ds.” 

“ There  now,  you  see  you  need  not  have  been 
so  unbelieving,”  said  Mary. 

“Will  you  give  her  a shot  at  your  new  hat. 
Cousin  Tom  ?”  said  Neddy. 

“ Yes,  Neddy,  that  I will and  he  added  to 
Mary,  ‘ ‘ I will  bet  you  a pair  of  gloves  you  don’t 
hit  it  in  three  shots.” 

“ Very  well,”  said  Mary : “ at  thirty  yards.” 
“No,  no!  fifDy  yards  was  the  named  dis- 
tance.” 

“ No,  fifty  yards  is  too  far.  Why,  your  hat 
is  not  much  bigger  than  the  gold.” 

“ Well,  I don’t  mind  splitting  the  difference ; 
we  will  say  forty.” 

“ Very  well — three  shots  at  forty  yards.” 

“ Yes ; here,  Charley,  run  and  hang  my  hat 
on  that  target.”  The  boys  rushed  off  with  the 
hat — a new  white  one — and  hung  it  with  a bit 
of  string  over  the  centre  of  one  of  the  targets, 
and  then,  stepping  a little  aside,  stood,  clapping 
their  hands,  shouting  to  Mary  to  take  good  aim. 

“ You  must  string  my  bow,”  she  said,  hand- 
ing it  to  him  as  she  buckled  on  her  guard. 


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“ Now,  do  you  repent  ? I am  going  to  do  my 
best,  mind,  if  I do  shoot.” 

“I  scorn  repentance:  do  your  worst,”  said 
Tom,  stringing  the  bow  and  handing  it  back  to 
her.  “ And  now  I will  hold  your  arrows  ; here 
is  the  forty  yards.” 

Mary  came  to  the  place  which  he  had  step- 
ped, her  eyes  full  of  fun  and  mischief ; and  he 
saw  at  once  that  she  knew  what  she  was  about, 
as  she  took  her  position  and  drew  the  first  ar- 
row. It  missed  the  hat  by  some  three  inches 
only,  and  the  boys  clapped  and  shouted. 

“ Too  near  to  be  pleasant,”  said  Tom,  hand- 
ing the  second  arrow.  “ I see  you  can  shoot.” 

“ Well,  I will  let  you  oft'  still.” 

“ Gloves  and  all  ?” 

“No,  of  course  you  must  pay  the  gloves.” 

“Shoot  away,  then.  Ah,  that  will  do,”  he 
cried,  as  the  second  arrow  struck  considerably 
above  the  hat,  “ I shall  get  my  gloves  yet,”  and 
he  handed  the  third  arrow.  They  were  too  in- 
tent on  the  business  in  hand  to  observe  that  Mr. 
and  Mrs.  Porter  and  several  guests  were  already 
on  the  hand-bridge  which  crossed  the  haw-haw. 

Mary  drew  her  third  arrow,  paused  a mo- 
ment, loosed  it,  and  this  time  with  fatal  aim. 

The  boys  rushed  to  the  target,  towards  which 
Mary  and  Tom  also  hurried,  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Por- 
ter and  the  new-comers  following  more  quietly. 

“Oh,  look  here — what  fun!”  said  Charley, 
as  Tom  came  up,  holding  up  the  hat  spiked  on 
the  arrow,  which  he  had  drawn  out  of  the  tar- 
get. 

“What  a wicked  shot !”  he  said,  taking  the 
hat  and  turning  to  Mary.  “ Look  here,  you  have 
actually  gone  through  three  places  — through 
crown,  and  side,  and  brim.” 

Mary  began  to  feel  quite  sorry  at  her  own 
success,  and  looked  at  the  wounded  hat  sorrow- 
fully. 

“ Hullo  ! look  here — here’s  papa  and  mam- 
ma and  some  people,  and  we  ain’t  dressed. 
Come  along  Neddy,”  and  the  boys  made  off  to- 
wards the  back  premises,  while  Mary  and  Tom, 
turning  round,  found  themselves  in  the  presence 
of  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Porter,  Mrs.  Brown,  and  two  or 
three  other  guests.  * 


CHAPTER  XXXI. 

BEHIND  THE  SCENES. 

Mr.  and  Mrs.  Brown  had  a long  way  to  drive 
home  that  evening,  including  some  eight  miles 
of  very  indifferent  chalky  road  over  the  downs 
which  separate  the  Vale  of  Kennet  from  the 
Vale  of  White  Horse.  Mr.  Brown  was  an  ear- 
ly man,  and  careful  of  his  horses,  who  respond- 
ed to  his  care  by  being  always  well  up  to  much 
more  work  than  they  were  ever  put  to.  The 
drive  to  Barton  Manor  and  back  in  a day  was  a 
rare  event  in  their  lives.  Their  master,  taking 
this  fact  into  consideration,  was  bent  on  giving 
*them  plenty  of  time  for  the  return  journey,  and 
had  ordered  his  groom  to  be  ready  to  start  by 


eight  o’clock.  But,  that  they  might  not  dis- 
turb the  rest  by  their  early  departure,  he  had 
sent  the  carriage  to  the  village  inn  instead  of  to 
the  Porters’  stables. 

At  the  appointed  time,  therefore,  and  when 
the  evening’s  amusements  were  just  beginning 
at  the  manor  house,  Mr.  Brown  sought  out  his 
wife;  and,  after  a few  words  of  leave-taking  to 
their  host  and  hostess,  the  two  slipped  quietly 
away  and  walked  down  the  village.  The  car- 
riage was  standing  before  the  inn  all  ready  for 
them,  with  the  hostler  and  Mr.  Brown’s  groom 
at  the  horses’  heads.  The  carriage  Avas  a high 
phaeton  having  a roomy  front  seat  with  a hood 
to  it,  specially  devised  by  Mr.  Brown  with  a 
view  to  his  wife’s  comfort,  and  that  he  might 
with  a good  conscience  enjoy  at  the  same  time 
the  pleasures  of  her  society  and  of  driving  his 
own  horses.  When  once  in  her  place  Mrs. 
Brown  was  as  comfoi'table  as  she  Avould  have 
been  in  the  most  luxurious  bai'ouche  with  C 
springs,  but  the  ascent  was  certainly  rather  a 
drawback.  The  pleasure  of  sitting  by  her  hus- 
band and  of  receiving  his  assiduous  help  in  the 
preliminary  climb,  however,  more  than  compen- 
sated to  Mrs.  Brown  for  this  little  inconvenience. 

Mr.  Brown  helped  her  up  as  usual,  and  ar- 
ranged the  plaid  carefully  ov^er  her  knees,  the 
weather  being  too  hot  for  the  apron.  Pie  then 
proceeded  to  walk  round  the  horses,  patting 
them,  examining  the  bits,  and  making  inquiries 
as  to  how  they  had  fed.  Having  satisfied  him- 
self on  these  points,  and  feed  the  hostler,  he 
took  the  reins,  seated  himself  by  his  wife,  and 
started  at  a steady  pace  toward  the  hills  at  the 
back  of  Barton  village. 

For  a minute  or  two  neither  of  them  spoke, 
Mr.  Brown  being  engrossed  with  his  horses  and 
she  with  her  thoughts.  Presently,  however,  he 
turned  to  her,  and,  having  ascertained  that  she 
was  quite  comfortable,  went  on — 

“Well,  my  dear,  what  do  you  think  of  them  ?” 
“ Oh,  I think  they  are  agreeable  people,”  an- 
swered Mrs.  BroAvn  ; “but  one  can  scarcely 
judge  from  seeing  them  to-day.  It  is  too  far  for 
a drive ; we  shall  not  be  home  till  midnight.” 
“But  I am  very  glad  we  came.  After  all, 
they  are  connections  through  poor  Robert,  and 
he  seems  anxious  that  they  should  start  well  in 
the  county.  Why,  he  has  actually  written 
twice,  you  know,  about  our  coming  to-day.  We 
must  try  to  show  them  some  civility.” 

“It  is  impossible  to  come  so  far  often,” Mrs. 
Brown  persisted. 

“It  is  too  far  for  ordinary  visiting.  What 
do  you  say  to  asking  them  to  come  and  spend  a 
day  or  two  with  us?” 

“ Certainlj",  my  dear,  if  you  wish  it,”  answer- 
ed Mrs.  Brown,  but  without  much  cordiality  in 
her  A’oice. 

“Yes,  I should  like  it;  and  it  will  please 
Robert  so  much.  We  might  have  him  and  Katie 
over  to  meet  them,  don’t  you  think  ?” 

“Let  me  see,”  said  Mrs.  Brown,  Avith  much 
more  alacrity,  “Mr.  and  Mrs.  Porter  Avill  have 
the  best  bed-room  and  dressing-room ; Robert 


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must  have  the  south  room,  and  Katie  the  chintz. 
Yes,  that  will  do  ; I can  manage  it  A'ery  well.” 
“And  their  daughter?  you  have  forgotten 
her.” 

“ Well,  you  see,  dear,  there  is  no  more  room.” 
“Why,  tliere  is  the  dressing-room,  next  to 
the  south  room,  with  a bed  in  it.  I’m  sure 
nobody  can  want  a better  room.” 

“ You  know,  John,  that  Robert  can  not  sleep 
if  there  is  the  least  noise.  I could  never  put 
any  one  into  his  dressing-room ; there  is  only 
a single  door  between  the  rooms,  and,  even  if 
they  made  no  noise,  the  fancy  that  some  one 
was  sleeping  there  would  keep  him  awake  all 
night.” 

“Plague  take  his  fancies  ! Robert  has  given 
way  to  them  till  he  is  fit  for  nothing.  But  you 
can  put  him  in  the  chintz  room,  and  give  the 
two  girls  the  south  bedroom  and  dressing- 
room.” 

“What!  put  Robert  in  a room  which  looks 
north  I My  dear  John,  what  can  you  be  think- 
ing about  ?” 

Mr.  Brown  uttered  an  impatient  grunt,  and, 
as  a vent  to  his  feelings  more  decorous,  on  the 
whole,  than  abusing  his  brother-in-law,  drew  his 
whip  more  smartly  than  usual  across  the  backs 
pf  his  horses.  The  exertion  of  muscle  necessary 
to  reduce  those  astonished  animals  to  their  ac- 
customed steady  trot  restored  his  temper,  and  he 
returned  to  the  charge. 

“ I suppose  we  must  manage  it  on  the  second 
floor,  then,  unless  you  could  get  a bed  run  up 
in  the  school-room.” 

“No,  dear;  I really  should  not  like  to  do 
that — it  would  be  so  very  inconvenient.  We 
are  always  wanting  the  room  for  workwomen  or 
servants  besides,  I keep  my  account-books  and 
other  things  there.” 

“Then  I'm  afraid  it  must  be  on  the  second 
floor.  Some  of  the  children  must  be  moved. 
The  girl  seems  a nice  girl,  with  no  nonsense 
about  her,  and  won’t  mind  sleeping  up  there. 
Or,  why  not  put  Katie  up  stairs?” 

“Indeed,  I should-  not  think  of  it.  Katie  is 
a dear  good  girl,  and  I will  not  put  any  one  over 
her  head.” 

“Nor  I,  dear.  On  the  contrary,  I was  ask- 
ing you  to  put  her  over  another  person’s  head,” 
said  Mr.  Brown,  laughing  at  his  own  joke. 
This  unusual  reluctance  on  the  part  of  his  wife 
to  assist  in  carrying  out  any  hospitable  plans  of 
his  began  to  strike  him  ; so,  not  being  an  adept 
at  concealing  his  thoughts,  or  gaining  his  point 
by  any  attack  except  a direct  one,  after  driving 
on  for  a minute  in  silence,  he  turned  suddenly 
on  his  wife,  and  said, 

“ Why,  Lizzie,  you  seem  not  to  want  to  ask 
the  girl  ?” 

“ Well,  John,  I do  not  see  the  need  of  it  at 
all.” 

“ No,  and  you  don’t  want  to  ask  her?” 

“ If  you  must  know,  then,  I do  not.” 

“ Don’t  you  like  her  ?” 

“I  do  not  know  her  well  enough'  either  to 
like  or  dislike.’* 


“Then  why  not  ask  her,  and  see  what  she  is 
like  ? But  the  truth  is,  Lizzie,  you  have  taken 
a prejudice  against  her.” 

“Well,  John,  I think  she  is  a thoughtless 
girl,  and  extravagant ; not  the  sort  of  girl,  in 
fact,  that  I should  wish  to  be  much  with  us.” 
“Thoughtless  and  extravagant!”  said  Mr. 
Brown,  looking  grave  ; “how  you  women  can 
be  so  sharp  on  one  another ! Her  dress  seemed 
to  me  simple  and  pretty,  and  her  manners  very 
lady-like  and  pleasing.” 

“ You  seem  to  have  quite  forgotten  about 
Tom’s  hat,”  said  Mrs.  Brown. 

“Tom’s  white  hat — so  I had,”  said  Mr. 
Brown,  and  he  relapsed  into  a low  laugh  at 
the  remembrance  of  the  scene.  “I  call  that 
his  extravagance,  and  not  hers.” 

“It  was  a new  hat,  and  a very  expensive 
one,  which  he  had  bought  for  the  vacation,  and 
it  is  quite  spoilt.” 

“ Well,  my  dear  ; really,  if  Tom  will  let  girls 
shoot  at  his  hats,  he  must  take  the  consequen- 
ces. He  must  wear  it  with  the  holes,  or  buy 
another.” 

“How  can  he  afford  another,  John?  you 
know  how  poor  he  is.” 

Mr.  Brown  drove  on  now  for  several  min- 
utes without  speaking.  He  knew  perfectly 
well  what  his  wife  was  coming  to  now,  and, 
after  weighing  in  his  mind  the  alternatives  of 
accepting  battle  or  making  sail  and  changing 
the  subject  altogether,  said, 

“You  know,  my  dear,  he  has  brought  it  on 
himself.  A headlong,  generous  sort  of  young- 
ster, like  Tom,  must  bo  taught  early  that  he 
can’t  have  his  cake  and  eat  his  cake.  If  he 
likes  to  lend  his  money,  he  must  find  out  that 
he  hasn’t  it  to  spend.” 

“Yes,  dear,  I quite  agree  with  you.  But 
£50  a year  is  a great  deal  to  make  him  pay.” 

“ Not  a bit  too  much,  Lizzie.  His  allow- 
ance is  quite  enough  without  it  to  keep  him 
like  a gentleman.  Besides,  after  all,  he  gets  it 
in  meal  or  in  malt ; I have  juSt  paid  £25  for  his 
gun.” 

“I  know  how  kind  andliberal  you  are  to  him  ; 
only  I am  so  afraid  of  his  getting  into  debt.” 

“ I wonder  what  men  would  do,  if  they  hadn’t 
some  soft-hearted  woman  always  ready  to  take 
their  parts  and  pull  them  out  of  scrapes  ?”  said 
Mr.  Brown.  “ Well,  dear,  how  much  do  you 
want  to  give  the  boy  ?” 

“Twenty -five  pounds,  just  for  this  year. 
But  out  of  my  own  allowance,  John.” 

“ Nonsense  !”  replied  Mr.  Brown  ; “ you  want 
your  allowance  for  yourself  and  the  children.” 

“ Indeed,  dear  John,  I would  sooner  not  do  it 
at  all,  then,  if  I may  not  do  it  out  of  my  own 
money.” 

“ Well,  have  it  your  own  way.  I believe 
you  would  always  look  well  dressed,  if  you 
never  bought  another  gown.  Then,  to  go  back 
to  what  we  were  talking  about  just  now — you 
will  find  a room  for  the  girl  somehow  ?” 

“ Yes,  dear,  certainly,  as  I see  you  are  bent 
on  it.” 


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“I  think  it  would  be  scarcely  civil  not  to  ask 
her,  especially  if  Katie  comes.  And  I own  I 
think  her  very  pretty,  and  have  taken  a great 
fancy  to  her.” 

“Isn’t  it  odd  that  Tom  should  never  have 
said  any  thing  about  her  to  us  ? He  has  talked 
of  all  the  rest  till  I knew  them  quite  well  be- 
fore I went  there.” 

“No;  it  seems  tome  the  most  natural  thing 
in  the  world.” 

“ Yes,  dear,  very  natural.  But  I can’t  help 
wishing  he  had  talked  about  her  more ; I should 
think  it  less  dangerous.” 

“ Oh,  you  think  Master  Tom  is  in  love  with 
her,  eh  ?”  said  Mr.  Brown,  laughing. 

“ More  unlikely  things  have  happened.  You 
take  it  very  easily,  John.” 

“ Well,  we  have  all  been  boys  and  girls,  Liz- 
zie. The  world  hasn’t  altered  much,  I suppose, 
since  I used  to  get  up  at  five  on  winter  mornings, 
to  ride  some  twenty  miles  to  cover,  on  the  chance 
of  meeting  a young  lady  on  a gray  pony.  I re- 
member how  my  poor  dear  old  father  used  to 
wonder  at  it,  when  our  hounds  met  close  by,  in 
a better  country.  I’m  afraid  I forgot  to  tell 
him  what  a pretty  creature  ‘ Gypsy  ’ was,  and 
how  well  she  was  ridden.” 

“But  Tom  is  only  twenty,  and  he  must  go 
into  a profession.” 

“ Yes,  yes ; much  too  young,  I know — too 
young  for  any  thing  serious.  We  had  better 
see  them  together,  and  then,  if  there  is  any 
thing  in  it,  we  can  keep  them  apart.  There 
can  not  be  much  the  matter  yet.” 

“Well,  dear,  if  you  are  satisfied,  I am  sure  I 
am.” 

And  so  the  conversation  turned  on  other  sub- 
jects, and  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Brown  enjoyed  their 
moonlight  drive  home  through  the  delicious 
summer  night,  and  were  quite  sorry  when  the 
groom  got  down  from  the  hind  seat  to  open 
their  own  gates,  at  half  past  twelve. 

About  the  same  time  the  festivities  at  Barton 
Manor  Avere  coming  to  a close.  There  had 
been  cold  dinner  in  the  tent  at  six,  after  the 
great  match  of  the  day ; and,  after  dinner,  the 
announcement  of  the  scores,  and  the  distribu- 
tion of  prizes  to  the  Avinners.  A certain 
amount  of  toasts  and  speechifying  followed, 
Avhich  the  ladies  sat  through  Avith  the  most  ex- 
emplary appearance  of  being  amused.  AYhen 
their  healths  had  been  proposed  and  acknoAvl- 
edged,  they  retired,  and  were  soon  followed  by 
the  younger  portion  of  the  male  sex ; and, 
while  the  J.P.’s  and  clergymen  sat  quietly  at 
their  wine,  Avhich  Mr.  Porter  took  care  should 
be  remarkably  good,  and  their  wives  Avent  in  to 
look  over  the  house  and  have  tea,  their  sons 
and  daughters  split  up  into  groups,  and  some 
shot  handicaps,  and  some  walked  about  and 
flirted,  and  some  played  at  bowls  or  lawn  bill- 
iards. And  soon  the  band  appeared  again 
from  the  servants’  hall,  mightily  refreshed ; 
and  dancing  began  on  the  grass,  and  in  due 
time  Avas  transferred  to  the  tent,  Avhen  the  grass 
got  damp  Avith  the  night  dew;  and  then  to 


the  hall  of  the  house,  when  the  lighting  of  the 
tent  began  to  fail.  And  then  there  came  a 
supper,  extemporized  out  of  the  remains  of  the 
dinner ; after  which,  papas  and  mammas  began 
to  look  at  their  watches,  and  remonstrate  with 
daughters  coming  up  with  sparkling  eyes  and 
hair  a little  shaken  out  of  place,  and  pleading 
for  “just  one  more  dance.”  “You  have  been 
going  on  ever  since  one  o’clock,”  remonstrated 
the  parents  ; “And  are  ready  to  go  on  till  one 
to-morrow,”  replied  the  children.  By  degrees, 
however,  the  frequent  sound  of  wheels  was 
heard,  and  the  dancers  got  thinner  and  thinner, 
till,  for  the  last  half-hour,  some  half-dozen 
couples  of  young  people  danced  an  intermina- 
ble reel,  while  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Porter,  and  a feAV 
of  the  most  good-natured  matrons  of  the  neigh- 
borhood looked  on.  Soon  after  midnight  the 
band  struck  ; no  amount  of  negus  could  get 
any  thing  more  out  of  them  but  “ God  save  the 
Queen,”  Avhich  tliey  accordingly  played  and  de- 
parted ; and  then  came  the  final  cloaking  and 
driving  off  of  the  last  guests.  Tom  and  Mary 
saAv  the  last  of  them  into  their  carriage  at  the 
hall-door,  and  lingered  a moment  in  the  porch. 

“What  a lovely  night !”  said  Mary.  “ How 
I hate  going  to  bed !” 

“It  is  a dreadful  bore,”  answered  Tom  ; “but 
here  is  the  butler  waiting  to  shut  up : we  must 
go  in.” 

“ I Avonder  where  papa  and  mamma  are.” 

“ Oh,  they  are  only  seeing  things  put  a little 
to  rights.  Let  us  sit  here  till  they  come ; they 
must  pass  by  to  get  to  their  rooms.” 

So  the  tAvo  sat  down  on  some  hall  chairs. 

“ Oh  dear!  I wish  it  were  all  coming  over 
again  to-morroAv, ” said  Tom,  leaning  back  and 
looking  up  at  the  ceiling.  “ By-the-Avay,  re- 
member I owe  you  a pair  of  gloves ; Avhat  col- 
or shall  they  be  ?” 

“Any  color  you  like.  I can’t  bear  to  think 
of  it.  I felt  so  dreadfully  ashamed  when  they 
all  came  up,  and  your  mother  looked  so  grave ; 
I am  sure  she  was  very  angry.” 

“Poor  mother!  she  was  thinking  of  my  hat 
Avith  three  arrow-holes  in  it.” 

“ Well,  I am  very  sorry,  because  I wanted 
them  to  like  me.” 

“And  so  they  Avill;  I should  like  to  knoAV 
who  can  help  it.” 

“Now,  I won’t  haAm  any  of  your  nonsensical 
compliments.  Do  you  think  they  enjoyed  the 
day?” 

“Yes,  I am  sure  they  did.  My  father  said 
be  had  never  liked  an  archery  meeting  so 
much.” 

“But  they  went  away  so  early.” 

“ They  had  a very  long  driA'e,  you  know\ 
Let  me  see,”  he  said,  feeling  in  his  breast-pock- 
et, “mother  left  me  a note,  and  I have  never 
looked  at  it  till  now.”  He  took  a slip  of  paper 
out  and  read  it,  and  his  face  fell. 

“What  is  it?”  said  Mary,  leaning  forward. 

“Oh,  nothing;  only  I must  go  to-morrow 
morning*.” 

“There!  I Avas  sure  she  Avas  angry.” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


lO’i 


“No,  no ; it  was  written  this  morning  before 
she  came  here.  I can  tell  by  the  paper.” 

“But  she  will  not  let  you  stay  here  a day, 
you  see.” 

“I  have  been  here  a good  deal,  considering 
all  things.  I should  like  never  to  go  away.” 
“Perhaps  papa  might  find  a place  for  you,  if 
you  asked  him.  Which  should  you  like — to 
be  tutor  to  the  boys,  or  gamekeeper?” 

“ On  the  whole,  I should  prefer  the  tutorship 
at  present;  you  take  so  much  interest  in  the 
boys.” 

“Yes,  because  they  have  no  one  to  look  after 
them  now  in  the  holidays.  But,  when  you 
come  as  tutor,  I shall  wash  my  hands  of  them.” 
“ Then  I shall  decline  the  situation.” 

“ How  are  you  going  home  to-morrow  ?” 

“I  shall  ride  round  by  Englebourn.  They 
wish  me  to  go  round  and  see  Katie  and  Uncle 
Robert.  You  talked  about  riding  over  there 
yourself  this  morning.” 

“ I should  like  it  so  much.  But  how  can  we 
manage  it?  I can’t  ride  back  again  by  my- 
self.” 

“ Couldn’t  you  stay  and  sleep  there  ?” 

“I  will  ask  mamma.  No,  I’m  afraid  it  can 
hardly  be  managed  and  so  saying,  Mary  lean- 
ed back  in  her  chair,  and  began  to  pull  to  pieces 
some  flowers  she  held  in  her  hand. 

“Don’t  pull  them  to  pieces;  give  them  to 
me,”  said  Tom.  “ I have  kept  the  rosebud  you 
gave  me  at  0:;tford,  folded  up  in — ” 

“ Which  you  took,  you  mean  to  say.  No,  I 
won’t  give  you  any  of  them — or,  let  me  see — 
yes,  here  is  a sprig  of  lavender ; you  may  have 
that.” 

“ Thank  you.  But  why  lavender?” 
“Lavender  stands  for  sincerity.  It  will  re- 
mind you  of  the  lecture  you  gave  me.” 

“I  wish  you  would  forget  that.  But  you 
know  what  flowers  mean,  then  ? Do  give  me  a 
lecture:  you  owe  me  one.  What  do  those 
flowers  mean  which  you  will  not  give  me — the 
piece  of  heather,  for  instance  ?” 

“ Heather  signifies  constancy.” 

“ And  the  carnations  ?” 

“Jealousy.” 

“ And  the  heliotrope  ?” 

“ Oh,  never  mind  the  heliotrope.” 

“But  it  is  such  a favorite  of  mine.  Do  tell 
me  what  it  means  ?” 


“ Je  vous  aime,^'  said  Mary,  with  a laugh,  and 
a slight  blush  ; “ it  is  all  nonsense.  Oh,  here’s 
maiiima  at  last,”  and  she  jumped  up  and  went 
to  meet  her  mother,  who  came  out  of  the  draw- 
ing-room, candle  in  hand. 

“My  dear  Mary,  I thought  you  were  gone  to 
bed,”  said  Mrs.  Potter,  looking  from  one  to  the 
other  seriously. 

“ Oh,  I’m  not  the  least  tired,  and  I couldn’t 
go  without  wishing  you  and  papa  good-night, 
and  thanking  you  for  all  the  trouble  you  have 
taken.”- 


“Indeed,  we  ought  all  to  thank  you,”  said 
Tom:  “ every  body  said  it  was  the  pleasantest 
party  they  had  ever  been  at.” 

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“I  am  very  glad  it  went  off  well,”  said  Mrs. 
Porter,  gravely  ; “ and  now,  JMary,  you  must  go 
to  bed.” 

“I  am  afraid  I must  leave  you  to-morrow 
morning,”  said  Tom. 

“Yes  ; Mrs.  Brown  said  they  expect  you  .at 
home  to-morrow.” 

“I  am  to  ride  round  by  Uncle  Robert’s; 
would  you  like  one  of  the  boys  to  go  with  me?” 

“ Oh,  dear  mamma,  could  not  Charley  and  I 
ride  over  to  Englebourn  ? I do  so  long  to  see 
Katie.” 

“ No,  dear ; it  is  much  too  far  for  you.  We 
will  drive  over  in  a few  days’  time.” 

And,  so  saying,  Mrs.  Porter  wislied  Tom 
good-night,  and  led  off  her  daughter. 

Tom  went  slowly  up  stairs  to  his  room,  and, 
after  packing  his  portmanteau  for  the  carrier  to 
take  in  the  morning,  threw  up  his  window  and 
leaned  out  into  the  night,  and  watched  the  light 
clouds  swimming  over  the  moon,  and  the  silver 
mist  folding  the  water-meadows  and  willows  in 
its  soft  cool  mantle.  His  thoughts  were  such 
as  will  occur  to  any  reader  who  has  passed  the 
witching  age  of  twenty;  and  the  scent  of  the 
heliotrope-bed,  in  the  flower-garden  below, 
seemed  to  rise  very  strongly  on  the  night  air. 


CHAPTER  XXXII. 

A CRISIS. 

In  the  forenoon  of  the  following  day  Tom 
rode  slowly  along  the  street  of  Englebourn  to- 
wards the  Rectory  gate.  He  had  left  Barton 
soon  after  breakfast,  without  having  been  able 
to  exchange  a word  with  Mary  except  in  the 
presence  of  her  mother,  and  yet  he  had  felt 
more  anxious  than  ever  before  at  least  to  say 
good-bye  to  her  without  witnesses.  With  tliis 
view  he  had  been  up  early,  and  had  whistled  a 
tune  in  the  hall,  and  held  a loud  conversation 
with  the  boys,  who  appeared  half-dressed  in  the 
gallery  above,  while  he  brushed  the  dilapidated 
white  hat,  to  let  all  whom  it  might  concern 
know  that  he  was  on  the  move.  Then  he  had 
walked  up  and  down  the  garden  in  full  view  of 
the  windows  till  the  bell  rang  for  prayers.  He 
was  in  the  breakfast-room  before  the  bell  had 
done  ringing,  and  Mrs.  Porter,  followed  by  her 
daughter,  entered  at  the  same  moment.  Ho 
could  not  help  fiincying  that  the  conversation  at 
breakfast  was  a little  constrained,  and  particu- 
larly remarked  that  nothing  was  said  by  the 
heads  of  the  family  when  the  boys  vociferously 
bewailed  his  approaching  departure,  and  tried 
to  get  him  to  name  some  day  for  his  return  be- 
fore their  holidays  ended.  Instead  of  encour- 
aging the  idea,  Mrs.  Porter  reminded  Neddy 
and  Charley  that  they  had  only  ten  days  more, 
and  had  not  yet  looked  at  the  work  they  had  to 
do  for  their  tutor  in  the  holidays.  Immediate- 
ly after  breakfast  Mrs.  Porter  had  wished  him 
good-bye  herself  very  kindly,  but  (he  could  not 
help  thinking)  without  that  air  of  near  relation- 


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ship  -which  he  had  flattered  himself  was  well 
established  between  himself  and  all  the  mem- 
bers of  the  Porter  family ; and  then  she  had 
added,  “ Now,  Mary,-  you  must  say  good-bye ; I 
want  you  to  come  and  help  me  with  some  work 
this  morning.”  He  had  scarcely  looked  at  her 
all  the  morning,  and  now  one  shake  of  the  hand 
and  she  was  spirited  away  in  a moment,  and 
he  was  left  standing,  dissatisfled  and  uncomfort- 
able, with  a sense  of  incompleteness  in  his  mind 
and  as  if  he  had  had  a thread  in  his  life  sudden- 
ly broken  off  which  he  could  not  tell  how  to  get 
joined  again. 

However,  there  was  nothing  for  it  but  to  get 
off.  He  had  no  excuse  for  delay,  and  had  a 
long  ride  before  him  ; so  he  and  the  boys  went 
round  to  the  stable.  On  their  passage  through 
the  garden  the  idea  of  picking  a nosegay  and 
sending  it  to  her  by  one  of  the  boys  came  into 
his  head.  He  gathered  the  -flowers,  but  then 
thought  better  of  it,  and  threw  them  away. 
What  right,  after  all,  had  he  to  be  sending 
flowers  to  her ; above  all,  flowers  to  which  they 
had  attached  a meaning — ^jokingly,  it  -was  true, 
but  still  a meaning?  No,  he  had  no  right  to 
do  it ; it  would  not  be  fair  to  her,  or  her  father 
or  mother,  after  the  kind  way  in  which  they 
had  all  received  him.  So  he  threw  away  the 
flowers,  and  mounted  and  rode  oft’,  watched  by 
the  boys,  who  waved  their  straw  hats  as  he 
looked  back  just  before  coming  to  a turn  in  the 
road  which  would  take  him  out  of  sight  of  the 
Manor  House.  He  rode  along  at  a foot’s  pace 
for  some  time,  thinking  over  the  events  of  the 
past  week ; and  then,  beginning  to  feel  purpose- 
less, and  somewhat  melancholy,  urged  his  horse 
into  a smart  trot  along  the  waste  land  which 
skirted  the  road.  But,  go  what  pace  he  would, 
it  mattered  not;  he  could  not  leave  his  thoughts 
behind.  So  he  pulled  up  again  after  a mile  or 
so,  slaekened  his  reins,  and,  leaving  his  horse  to 
pick  his  own  way  along  the  road,  betook  him- 
self to  the  serious  consideration  of  his  position. 

The  more  he  thought  of  it  the  more  discon- 
tented he  became,  and  the  day  clouded  over  as 
if  to  suit  his  temper.  He  felt  as  if  within  the 
last  twenty-four  hours  he  had  been  somehow 
unwarrantably  interfered  with.  His  mother 
and  Mrs.  Porter  had  both  been  planning  some- 
thing about  him,  he  felt  sure.  If  they  had  any 
thing  to  say,  why  couldn’t  they  say  it  out 
to  him?  But  w^hat  could  there  be  to  say? 
Couldn’t  he  and  Mary  be  trusted  together  with- 
out making  fools  of  themselves?  He  did  not 
stop  to  analyze  his  feelings  towards  her,  or  to 
consider  whether  it  was  very  prudent  or  desira- 
ble for  her  that  they  should  be  thrown  so  con- 
stantly and  unreservedly  together.  He  was  too 
much  taken  up  with  what  he  chose  to  consider 
his  own  wrongs  for  any  such  consideration. — 
“ Why  can’t  they  let  me  alone?”  was  the  ques- 
tion which  he  asked  himself  perpetually,  and  it 
seemed  to  him  the  most  reasonable  one  in  the 
world,  and  that  no  satisfactory  answer  was  pos- 
sible to  it,  except  that  he  ought  to  be,  and 
should  be,  let  alone.  And  so  at  last  he  rode 


along  Englebourn  street,  convinced  that  what 
he  had  to  do  before  all  other  things  just  now 
was  to  assert  himself  properly,  and  show  every 
one,  even  his  own  mother,  that  he  was  no  long- 
er a boy  to  be  managed  according  to  any  one’s 
fancies  except  his  own. 

He  rode  straight  to  the  stables  and  loosed  the 
girths  of  his  horse,  and  gave  particular  direc- 
tions about  grooming  and  feeding  him,  and 
staid  in  the  stall  for  some  minutes  rubbing  his 
ears  and  fondling  him.  The  antagonism  which 
possessed  him  for  the  moment  against  mankind 
perhaps  made  him  appreciate  the  value  of  his 
relations  vidth  a well-trained  beast.  Then  he 
went  round  to  the  house  and  inquired  for  his 
uncle.  He  had  not  been  in  Englebourn  for 
some  years,  and  the  servant  did  not  know  him, 
and  answered  that  Mr.  Winter  was  not  out  of 
his  room,  and  never  saw  strangers  till  the  after- 
noon. Where  W'as  Miss  Winter,  then?  She 
was  down  the  village  at  Widow  Winburn’s,  and 
he  couldn’t  tell  when  she  wnuld  be  back,  tlie 
man  said.  The  contents  of  Katie’s  note  of  the 
day  before  had  gone  out  of  his  head,  but  the 
mention  of  Betty’s  name  recalled  them,  and 
with  them  something  of  the  kindly  feeling  which 
had  stirred  within  him  on  hearing  of  her  illness. 
So,  saying  he  would  call  later  to  see  his  uncle, 
he  started  again  to  find  the  widow’s  cottage  and 
his  cousin. 

The  servant  had  directed  him  to  the  last 
house  in  the  village,  but,  when  he  got  outside 
of  the  gate,  there  were  houses  in  two  directions. 
He  looked  about  for  some  one  from  w-hom  to 
inquire  fui-thcr,  and  his  eye  fell  upon  our  old  ac- 
quaintance, the  constable,  coming  out  of  his 
door  with  a parcel  under  his  arm. 

The  little  man  was  in  a brown  study,  and  did 
not  notice  Tom’s  first  address.  He  was,  in 
fact,  anxiously  thinking  over  his  old  friend’s  ill- 
ness and  her  son’s  trouble ; and  was  on  his  way 
to  farmer  Groves"’s  (having  luckily  the  excuse 
of  taking  a coat  to  be  tried  on),  in  the  hopes  of 
getting  him  to  interfere  and  patch  up  the  quar- 
rel between  young  Tester  and  Harry. 

Tom’s. first  salute  had  been  friendly  enough  ; 
no  one  knew  better  how  to  speak  to  the  poor, 
amongst  whom  he  had  lived  all  his  life,  than  he. 
But  not  getting  any  answer,  and  being  in  a 
touchy  state  of  mind,  he  was  put  out,  and  shout- 
ed— 

“ Hallo,  my  man,  can’t  you  hear  me?” 

“ Ees,  Ibean’t  dunchj”  replied  the  constable, 
turning  and  looking  at  his  questioner. 

“I  thought  you  were,  for  I spoke  loud  enough 
before.  Which  is  Mrs.  Winburn’s  cottage  ?” 

‘ ‘ The  furdest  house  down  ther, ” he  said,  point- 
ing, ‘ ‘ ’tis  in  my  way,  if  you’ve  a mind  to  come.” 
Tom  accepted  the  offer  and  walked  along  by  the 
constable. 

“Mrs.  Winburn  is  ill,  isn’t  she?”  he  asked, 
after  looking  his  guide  over. 

“Ees,'  her  be — terrible  bad,”  said  the  con- 
stable. 

“What  is  the  matter  with  her,  do  you 
know  ?” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“Zummat  o’  fits,  I hears.  Her’ve  had  ’em 
this  six  year,  on  and  ofi’.” 

‘ ‘ I suppose  it’s  dangerous  ? I mean  she  isn’t 
likely  to  get  well?” 

“ ’Tis  in  the  Lord’s  hands,”  replied  the  con- 
stable, “ but  her’s  that  bad  wi’  pain,  at  times, 
’twould  be  a mussy  if  ’twoud  plaase  He  to  tak’ 
her  out  on’t.” 

“Perhaps  she  mightn’t  think  so,”  said  Tom, 
superciliously ; he  was  not  in  the  mind  to  agree 
with  any  one.  The  constable  looked  at  him 
solemnly  for  a moment,  and  then  said — 

“ Her’s  been  a God-fearin’  woman  from  her 
youth  up,  and  her’s  had  a deal  o’  trouble. 
Thaay  as  the  Lord  loveth  He  chasteneth,  and 
’tisn’t  such  as  thaay  as  is  afcard  to  go  afore 
Him.” 

“Well,  I never  found  that  having  troubles 
made  people  a bit  more  anxious  to  get  ‘out 
on’t,’  as  you  call  it,”  said  Tom. 

“It  don’t  seem  to  me  as  you  can  ’a  had 
much  o’  trouble  to  judge  by,”  said  the  consta- 
ble, who  was  beginning  to  be  nettled  by  Tom’s 
manner. 

“ How  can  you  tell  that  ?” 

“Leastways  ’twould  be  whoam-made,  then,” 
persisted  the  constable;  “ and  ther’s  a sight 
o’  odds  atween  whoam-made  troubles  and  thaay 
as  the  Lord  sends.” 

“So  there  may;  but  I may  have  seen  both 
sorts,  for  any  thing  you  can  tell.” 

“Nay,  nay;  the  Lord’s  troubles  leaves  His 
marks.” 

“And  you  don’t  see  any  of  them  in  my  face, 
eh  ?” 

The  constable  jerked  his  head  after,  his  own 
peculiar  fashion,  but  declined  to  reply  directly 
to  this  interrogatory.  He  parried  it  by  one  of 
his  own. 

“In  the  doctorin’  line,  make  so  bould?” 
“No,”  said  Tom.  “You  don’t  seem  to  have 
such  very  good  eyes,  after  all.” 

“ Oh,  I seed  you  wasn’t  old  enough  to  be  do- 
in’ for  yourself,  like ; but  I thought  you  med  ha’ 
been  a ’sistant,  or  summat.” 

“Well,  then,  you’re  just  mistaken,”  said 
Tom,  considerably  disgusted  at  being  taken  for 
a country  doctor’s  assistant. 

“I  ax  your  pardon,”  said  the  constable. 
“ But  if  you  beant  in  the  doctorin’  line,  what  be 
gwine  to  Widow  Winburn’s  for,  make  so  bould  ?” 
“ That’s  my  look-out,  I suppose,”  said  Tom, 
almost  angrily.  “ That’s  the  house,  isn’t  it?” 
and  he  pointed  to  the  cottage,  already  de- 
scribed, at  the  corner  of  Englebourn  Copse. 

“ Ees.” 

“ Good-day,  then.” 

“ Good-day,”  muttered  the  constable,  not  at 
all  satisfied  with  this  abrupt  close  of  the  conver- 
sation, but  too  unready  to  prolong  it.  He  went 
on  his  own  way  slowly,  looking  back  often,  till 
he  saw  the  door  open  ; after  which  he  seemed 
better  satisfied,  and  ambled  out  of  sight. 

“The  old  snuffler!”  thought  Tom,  as  he 
strode  up  to  the  cottage  door — “a  ranter.  I’ll 
be  bound,  v/ith  his  ‘Lord’s  troubles,’  and 


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‘Lord’s  hands,’  and  ‘Lord’s  marks.’  I hojjc 
Uncle  Robert  hasn’t  many  such  in  the  parish.” 
He  knocked  at  the  cottage  door,  and  in  a few 
seconds  it  opened  gently,  and  Katie  slipped  out 
with  her  finger  on  her  lips.  She  made  a slight 
gesture  of  surprise  at  seeing  him,  and  held  out 
her  hand. 

“ Hush!”  she  said,  “ she  is  asleep.  You  are 
not  in  a hurry  ?” 

“No,  not  particularly,”  he  answered  abrupt- 
ly ; for  there  was  something  in  her  voice  and 
manner  which  jarred  with  his  humor. 

“Hush!”  she  said  again,  “you  must  not 
speak  so  loud.  We  can  sit  down  here  and 
talk  quietl}'-.  I shall  hear  if  she  moves.” 

So  he  sat  down  opposite  to  her  in  the  little 
porch  of  the  cottage.  She  left  the  door  ajar, 
so  that  she  might  catch  the  least  movement  of 
her  patient,  and  then  turned  to  him  with  a 
bright  smile,  and  said, 

“ Well,  I am  so  glad  to  see  you!  What 
good  wind  blows  you  here  ?” 

“ No  particularly  good  wind,  that  I know  of. 
Mary  showed  me  your  letter  yesterday,  and 
mother  wished  me  to  come  round  here  on  my 
way  home  ; and  so  here  I am.” 

“ And  how  did  the  party  go  off  ? I long  to 
hear  about  it.” 

“ Very  well ; half  the  county  were  there,  and 
it  was  all  very  well  done.” 

“And  how  did  dear  Mary  look?” 

“ Oh,  just  as  usual.  But  now,  Katie,  why 
didn’t  you  come  ? Mary  and  all  of  us  were  so 
disappointed.” 

“I  thought  you  read  my  letter?” 

“Yes,  so  I did.  ” 

“Then  you  know  the  reason.’’ 

“I  don’t  call  it  a reason.  Really,  you  have 
no  right  to  shut  yourself  up  from  every  thing. 
You  will  bo  getting  moped  to  death.” 

“But  do  I look  moped?”  she  said;  and  he 
looked  at  her,  and  couldn’t  help  admitting  to 
himself,  reluctantly,  that  she  did  not.  So  he 
re-opened  fire  from  another  point. 

“You  will  wear  yourself  out,  nursing  every 
old  woman  in  the  parish.” 

“But  I don’t  nurse  every  old  woman.” 

“ Why,  there  is  no  one  here  but  you  to-day, 
now,”  he  said,  with  a motion  of  his  head  to- 
wards the  cottage. 

“No,  because  I have  let  the  regular  nurse  go 
home  for  a few  hours.  Besides,  this  is  a special 
case.  You  don’t  know  what  a dear  old  soul 
Betty  is.” 

“ Yes,  I do ; I remember  her  ever  since  1 
was  a child.” 

“Ah,  I forgot;  I have  often  heard  her  talk 
of  jmu.  Then  you  ought  not  to  be  surprised  at 
any  thing  I may  do  for  her.” 

“ She  is  a good,  kind  old  woman,  I know. 
But  still  I must  say,  Katie,  you  ought  to  think 
of  your  friends  and  relations  a little,  and  what 
you  owe  to  society.” 

“Indeed,  I do  think  of  my  friends  and  rela- 
tions very  much,  and  I should  have  liked,  of  all 
things,  to  have  been  with  you  yesterday.  Y'on 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


ought  to  be  pitying  me,  instead  of  scolding 
me.” 

“ My  dear  Katie,  you  know  I didn’t  mean  to 
scold  you ; and  nobody  admires  the  way  you 
give  yourself  up  to  visiting,  and  all  that  sort  of 
thing,  more  than  I ; only  you  ought  to  have  a 
little  pleasure  .sometimes.  People  have  a right 
to  think  of  themselves  and  their  own  happiness 
a little.” 

“Perhaps  I don’t  find  visiting  and  all  that 
sort  of  thing  so  very  miserable.  But  now,  Tom, 
you  saw  in  my  letter  that  poor  Betty’s  son  has 
got  into  trouble  ?” 

“Yes;  and  that  is  what  brought  on  her  at- 
tack, you  said.” 

“ I believe  so.  She  was  in  a sad  state  about 
him  all  yesterday — so  painfully  eager  and  anx- 
ious. She  is  better  to-day ; but  still  I think  it 
would  do  her  good  if  you  would  see  her,  and  say 
you  will  be  a friend  to  her  son.  Would  you 
mind  ?” 

“ It  was  just  what  I wished  to  do  yesterday. 
I will  do  all  I can  for  him.  I’m  sure.  I always 
liked  him  as  a boy  ; you  can  tell  her  that.  But 
I don’t  feel,  somehow — to-day,  at  least — as  if  I 
could  do  any  good  by  seeing  her.” 

“ Oh,  why  not  ?” 

“I  don’t  think  I’m  in  the  right  humor.  Is 
she  very  ill  ?” 

“Yes,  very  ill  indeed  ; I don’t  think  she  can 
recover.” 

“ Well,  you  see,  Katie,  I’m  not  used  to  death- 
beds. I shouldn’t  say  the  right  sort  of  thing.” 

‘ ‘ How  do  you  mean  — the  right  sort  of 
thing  ?” 

“Oh,  you  know.  I couldn’t  talk  to  her 
about  her  soul.  I’m  not  fit  for  it,  and  it  isn’t 
my  place.” 

“No  indeed,  it  isn’t.  But  you  can  remind  her 
of  old  times,  and  say  a kind  word  about  her  son.” 

“ Very  well,  if  you  don’t  think  I shall  do  any 
harm.” 

“I’m  sure  it  will  comfort  her.  And  now 
tell  me  about  yesterday.” 

They  sat  talking  for  some  time  in  the  same 
low  tone,  and  Tom  began  to  forget  his  causes  of 
quarrel  with  the  world,  and  gave  an  account  of 
the  archery  party  from  his  own  point  of  view. 
Katie  saw,  with  a woman’s  quickness,  that  he 
avoided  mentioning  Mary,  and  smiled  to  her- 
self, and  drew  her  own  conclusions. 

At  last  there  was  a slight  movement  in  the 
cottage,  and,  laying  her  hand  on  his  arm,  she 
got  up  quickly  and  went  in.  In  a few  minutes 
she  came  to  the  door  again. 

“How  is  she?”  asked  Tom. 

“Oh,  much  the  same;  but  sho  has  waked 
without  pain,  which  is  a great  blessing.  Now, 
are  you  ready?” 

“Yes;  you  must  go  with  me.” 

“Come  in,  then.”  She  turned,  and  he  fol- 
lowed into  the  cottage. 

Betty’s  bed  had  been  moved  into  the  kitch- 
en, for  the  sake  of  light  and  air.  He  glanced 
at  the  corner  where  it  stood  with  almost  a feel- 
ing of  awe,  as  he  followed  his  cousin  on  tip-toe. 


It  was  all  he  could  do  to  recognize  the  pale, 
drawn  face  which  lay  on  the  coarse  pillow. 
The  rush  of  old  memories  which  the  sight  call- 
ed up,  and  the  thought  of  the  suffering  of  his 
poor  old  friend,  touched  him  deeply. 

Katie  went  to  the  bedside,  and,  stooping 
down,  smoothed  the  pillow,  and  placed  her  hand 
for  a moment  on  the  forehead  of  her  patient. 
Then  she  looked  up  and  beckoned  to  him,  and 
said,  in  her  low,  clear  voice, 

“Betty,  here  is  an  old  friend  come  to  see 
you  ; my  cousin,  Squire  Brown’s  son.  You  re- 
member him  quite  a little  boy?” 

The  old  woman  moved  her  head  towards  the 
voice  and  smiled,  but  gave  no  further  sign  of 
recognition.  Tom  stole  across  the  floor  and  sat 
down  by  the  bedside. 

“ Oh  yes,  Betty,”  he  said,  leaning  towards 
her  and  speaking  softly,  “ you  must  remember 
me.  Master  Tom — who  used  to  come  to  your 
cottage  on  baking  days  for  hot  bread,  you 
know.” 

“To  be  sure,  I minds  un,  bless  his  little 
heart !”  said  the  old  woman,  faintly.  “ Hev  ho 
come  to  see  poor  Betty?  Do’ee  let  un  com’,  and 
lift  un  up  so  as  I med  see  un.  My  sight  be  get- 
ting dim  like.” 

“Here  he  is,  Betty,”  said  Tom,  taking  her 
hand — a hard-working  hand,  lying  there  with 
the  skin  all  puckered  from  long  and  daily  ac- 
quaintance with  the  washing-tub — “I’m  Master 
Tom.” 

“Ah,  dearee  me !”  she  said  slowly,  looking  at 
him  with  lustreless  eyes.  “ Well,  you  be  grow- 
ed  into  a flne  young  gentleman,  surely.  And 
how’s  the  Squire  and  Madam  Brown,  and  all 
the  fam’ly  ?” 

“Oh,  very  well,  Betty  ; they  will  be  so  sorry 
to  hear  of  your  illness.” 

“But  there  ain’t  no  hot  bread  for  un.  ’Tis 
ill  to  bake  wi’  no  fuz  bushes,  and  bakers’  stuf  is 
poor  for  hungry  folk.” 

“ I’m  within  three  months  as  old  as  your  Har- 
ry, you  know,”  said  Tom,  trying  to  lead  her 
back  to  the  object  of  his  visit. 

“Harry,”  she  repeated,  and  then  collecting 
herself  went  on,  “our  Harry — where  is  he? 
They  haven’t  sent  un  to  prison,  and  his  mother 
a dyin’  ?” 

“ Oh  no,  Betty  ; he  will  be  here  directly. 
I came  to  ask  whether  there  is  any  thing  I can 
do  for  you.” 

“You’ll  stand  by  un,  poor  buoy — our  Harry, 
as  you  used  to  play  wi’  when  you  was  little: 
’twas  they  as  aggravated  un  so  as  he  couldn’t 
abear  it,  afore  ever  he’d  a struck  a fly.” 

‘ ‘ Yes,  Betty : I will  see  that  he  has  fair  play. 
Don’t  trouble  about  that ; it  will  be  all  right. 
You  must  be  quite  quiet,  and  not  trouble  your- 
self about  any  thing,  that  you  may  get  well  and 
about  again.” 

“Nay,  nay.  Master  Tom.  I be  gwine  whoam  ; 
ees,  I be  gwine  whoam  to  my  maester,  Harry’s 
father — I knows  I be — and  you’ll  stand  by  un 
when  I be  gone  ; and  Squire  Brown’ll  say  a 
good  word  for  un  to  the  justices?” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“Yes,  Betty,  that  he  will.  But  you  must 
cheer  up,  and  you’ll  get  better  yet ; don’t  be 
afraid.” 

“ I beant  afeard,  Master  Tom  ; no,  bless  you, 
I beant  afeard  but  what  the  Lord’ll  be  mussiful 
to  a poor  lone  woman  like  me,  as  has  had  a sore 
time  of  it  since  my  measter  died,  wi’  a hungry 
boy  like  our  Harry  to  kep,  back  and  belly  ; and 
the  rheumatics  terrible  bad  all  winter  time.” 
“I’m  sure,  Betty,  you  have  done  your  duty 
by  him,  and  every  one  else.” 

“ Dwontee  speak  o’  doin’s.  Master  Tom.  ’Tis 
no  doin’s  o’  ourn  as’ll  make  any  odds  where  I 
be  gwine.” 

Tom  did  not  know  what  to ' answer ; so  he 
pressed  her  hand  and  said, 

“Well,  Betty,  I am  very  glad  I have  seen 
you  once  more  : T shan’t  forget  it.  Harry  shan’t 
want  a friend  while  I li^e.” 

“The  Lord  bless  you.  Master  Tom,  for  that 
word!”  said  the  dying  Avoman,  returning  the 
pressure,  as  her  eyes  filled  with  tears.  Katie, 
who  had  been  watching  her  carefully  from  the 
other  side  of  the  bed,,  made  him  a sign  to  go. 

“Good-bye,  Betty,”  he  said;  “1  Avon’t  for- 
get, you  may  be  sure;  God  bless  you;”  and 
then,  disengaging  his  hand  gently,  went  out 
again  into  the  porch,  Avhere  he  saL  down  to  wait 
for  his  cousin. 

In  a fcAV  minutes  the  nurse  returned,  and  Ka- 
tie came  out  of  the  cottage  soon  afterAvards. 

“ Noav  I Avill  Avalk  up  homo  AA'ith  you,”  she 
said.  “You  must  come  in  and  see  papa. 
Well,  I’m  sure  you  must  be  glad  you  went  in. 
Was  not  I right  ?” 

“ Yes,  indeed  ; I wish  I could  have  said  some- 
thing more  to  comfprt  her.” 

“You  couldn’t  have  said  more.  It  was  just 
what  she  Avanted.” 

“But  Avhere  is  her  son  ? I ought  to  see  him 
before  I go.” 

“ He  has  gone  to  the  doctor’s  for  some  medi- 
cine. He  will  be  back  soon.” 

“ Well,  I must  see  him  ; and  I should  like  to 
do  something  fcr  him  at  once.  I’m  not  very 
flush  of  money,  but  I must  give  you  something 
for  him.  You’ll  take  it;  I shouldn’t  like  to 
offer  it  to  him.” 

“I  hardly  think  he  Avants  money;  they  are 
well  off  now.  He  earns  good  wages,  and  Bet- 
ty has  done  her  Avashing  up  to  this  week.” 

“ Yes,  but  he  will  be  fined,  I suppose,  for  this 
assault ; and  then,  if  she  should  die,  there  Avill 
be  the  funeral  expenses.” 

“Very  well;  as  you  please,”  she  said;  and 
Tom  proceeded  to  hand  over  to  her  all  his  ready 
money,  except  a shilling  or  two.  After  satisfy- 
ing liis  mind  thus,  he  looked  at  her,  and  said — 
“Do  you  knoAV,  Katie,  I don’t  think  I ever 
saAv  you  so  happy  and  in  such  spirits?”’ 

“There  now!  And  yet  you  began  talking 
to  me  as  if  I Avere  looking  sad  enough  to  turn 
all  the  beer  in  the  parish  sour.” 

“ Well,  so  you  ought  to  be,  according  to  Cock- 
er, spending  all  your  time  in  sick-rooms.” 
“According  to  Avho?” 


IG,- 

“ According  to  Cocker.” 

Who  is  Cocker  ?” 

“ Oh,  I don’t  knoAv ; some  old  fellow  Avho  Avrotc 
the  rules  of  arithmetic,  I believe ; it’s  only  a bit 
of  slang.  But,  I repeat,  you  have  a right  to  be 
sad,  and  it’s  taking  an  unfair  adA-antage  of  your 
relations  to  look  as  pleasant  as  you  do.” 

Katie  laughed.  “You  ought  not  to  say  so, 
at  any  rate,”  she  said,  ‘ ‘ for  you  look  all  the  pleas- 
anter for  your  visit  to  a sick-room.” 

“Did  I look  very  unpleasant  before  ?” 
“Well,  I don’t  think  you  Avere  in  uatit  good 
humor.” 

“ No,  I AA'as  in  a A'ery  bad  humor,  and  talking 
to  you  and  poor  old  Betty  has  set  me  right,  I 
think.  But  you  said  hers  Avas  a special  case. 
It  must  be  very  sad  Avork  in  general.” 

“Only  Avhen  one  sees  people  in  great  pain, 
or  Avhen  they  are  Avicked,  and  quarrelling,  or 
complaining  about  nothing ; then  I do  get  very 
low  sometimes.  But  even  then  it  is  much  bet- 
ter than  keeping  to  one’s  self.  Any  thing  is 
better  than  thinking  of  one’s  self  and  one’s  own 
troubles.” 

“ I dare  say  you  are  right,”  said  Tom,  recall- 
ing his  morning’s  meditations,  “especially  Avhen 
one’s  troubles  are  home-made.  Look,  here’s  an 
old  fellow'  who  gave  me  a lecture  on  that  subject 
before  I saAv  you  this  morning,  and  took  me  for 
the  apothecary’s  boy.” 

They  Avere  almost  opposite  David’s  door,  at 
which  he  stood  with  a piece  of  Avork  in  his  hand. 
He  had  seen  Miss  Winter  from  his  look-out  Avin- 
doAv,  and  had  descended  from  his  board  in  hopes 
of  hearing  neAvs. 

Katie  returned  his  respectful  and  anxi.ous  sa- 
lute, and  said,  “ She  is  no  Avorse,  David.  We 
left  her  quite  out  of  pain  and  very  quiet.” 
“Ah,  ’tis  to  be  hoped  as  she’ll  hev  a peaceful 
time  on’t  noAv,  poor  soul !”  said  David : “I’ve  a 
been  to  Farmer  Groves’s,  and  I hopes  as  he’ll  do 
summat  about  Harry.” 

“I’m  glad  to  hear  it,”  said  Miss  Winters, 
“and  my  cousin  here,  Avho  knew  Harry  very 
Avell  Avhen  they  were  little  boys  together,  has 
promised  to  help  him.  This  is  Harry’s  best 
ifriend,”  she  said  to  Tom,  “ Avho  has  done  more 
than  any  one  to  keep  him  right.” 

David  seemed  a little  embarrassed,  and  began 
jerking  his  head  about  Avhen  his  acquaintance  of 
the  morning,  whom  he  had  scarcely  noticed  be- 
fore, Avas  introduced  by  Miss  Winter  as  “my 
cousin.” 

“I  Avish  to  do  all  I can  for  him,”  said  Tom, 
“and  I’m  very  glad  to  have  made  your  acquaint- 
ance. You  must  let  me  knoAv  AvheneA'er  I can 
help  and  he  took  out  a card  and  handed  it  to 
David,  Avho  looked  at  it,  and  then  said, 

“ And  I be  to  Avrite  to  you,  sir,  then,  if  Harry 
gets  into  trouble  ?” 

“Yes ; but  we  must  keep  him  out  of  trouble, 
even  home-made  ones,  Avhich  don’t  leave  good 
marks,  you  knoAv,”  said  Tom. 

“ And  thaay  be  nine  out  o’  ten  o’  aal  as  comes 
to  a man,  sir,”  said  David,  “ as  I’ve  a told  Harry 
' scoi'es  o’  times.” 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“ That  seems  to  be  your  text,  David,”  said 
Tom,  laughing. 

“Ah,  and  ’tis  a good  un  too,  sir.  Ax  Miss 
Winter  else.  'Tis  a sight  better  to  hev  the 
Lord’s  troubles,  while  you  be  about  it,  for  thaay 
as  hasn’t  makes  wus  for  theirselves  out  o’  noth- 
in’. Dwon’t ’em,  miss?” 

“Yes;  you  know  that  I agree  with  you,  Da- 
vid.” 

“ Good-bye,  then,”  said  Tom,  holding  out  his 
hand,  “ and  mind  you  let  me  hear  from  you.” 

“ What  a queer  old  bird,  with  his  whole  wis- 
dom of  man  packed  up  small  for  ready  use,  like 
a quack  doctor,”  he  said,  as  soon  as  they  were  out 
of  hearing. 

“Indeed,  he  isn’t  the  least  like  a quack  doc- 
tor. I don’t  know  a better  man  in  the  parish, 
though  he  is  rather  obstinate,  like  all  the  rest  of 
them.” 

“ I didn’t  mean  to  say  any  thing  against  him, 
I assure  you,”  said  Tom;  “on  the  contrary,  I 
think  him  a fine  old  fellow.  But  I didn’t  think 
so  this  morning,  when  he  showed  me  the  way  to 
Betty’s  cottage.”  The  fact  was,  that  Tom  saw 
all  things  and  persons  with  quite  a different  pair 
of  eyes  from  those  which  he  had  been  provided 
■with  when  he  arrived  in  Englebourn  that  morn- 
ing. He  even  made  allowances  for  old  Mr.  Win- 
ter, who  was  in  his  usual  querulous  state  at  lunch- 
eon, though  perhaps  it  would  have  been  difficult 
in  the  whole  neighborhood  to  find  a more  perti- 
nent comment  on,  and  illustration  of,  the  consta- 
ble’s text  than  the  poor  old  man  furnished,  with 
his  complaints  about  his  own  health,  and  all  he 
had  to  do  and  think  of,  for  every  body  about  him. 
It  did  strike  Tom,  however,  as  very  wonderful 
how  such  a character  as  Katie’s  could  have 
grown  up  under  the  shade  of,  and  in  constant 
contact  with,  such  an  one  as  her  father’s.  He 
wished  his  uncle  good-bye  soon  after  luncheon, 
and  he  and  Katie  started  again  down  the  vil- 
lage— she  to  return  to  her  nursing  and  he  on  his 
^vay  home.  He  led  his  horse  by  the  bridle  and 
walked  by  her  side  dov.’n  the  street.  She  point- 
ed to  the  Hawk’s  Lynch  as  they  walked  along, 
and  said,  “You  should  ride  up  there;  it  is 
scarcely  out  of  your  way.  Mary  and  I used  to 
walk  there  every  day  when  she  was  here,  and  she 
was  so  fond  of  it.” 

At  the  cottage  they  found  Harry  Winburn. 
He  came  out,  and  the  two  young  men  shook 
hands,  and  looked  one  another  over,  and  ex- 
changed a few  shy  sentences.  Tom  managed 
with  difficulty  to  say  the  little  he  had  to  say, 
but  tried  to  make  up  for  it  by  a hearty  manner. 
It  was  not  the  time  or  place  for  any  unnecessa- 
ry talk ; so  in  a few  minutes  he  -was  mounted 
and  riding  up  the  slope  towards  the  heath.  “I 
should  say  he  must  be  half  a stone  lighter  than 
I,”  he  thought,  “and  not  quite  so  tall;  but  he 
looks  as  hard  as  iron  and  tough  as  whipcord. 
What  a No.  7 he’d  make  in  a heavy  crew ! 
Poor  fellow,  he  seems  dreadfully  cut  up.  I 
hope  I shall  be  able  to  be*  of  use  to  him. 
Now  for  this  place  which  Katie  showed  me 
from  the  village  street.” 


He  pressed  his  horse  up  the  steep  side  of  the 
Hawk’s  Lynch.  The  exhilaration  of  the  scram- 
ble, and  the  sense  of  power,  and  of  some  slight 
risk,  which  he  felt  as  he  helped  on  the  gallant 
beast  with  hand  and  knee  and  heel,  while  the 
loose  turf  and  stones  flew  from  his  hoofs  and 
rolled  down  the  hill  behind  them,  made  Tom’s 
eyes  kindle  and  his  pulse  heat  quicker  as  he 
reached  the  top  and  pulled  up  under  the  Scotch 
firs.  “This  was  her  favorite  walk,  then.  No 
wonder.  What  an  air,  and  what  a view !” 
He  jumped  off  his  horse,  slipped  the  bridle  over 
his  arm,  and  let  him  pick  away  at  the  short  grass 
and  tufts  of  heath,  as  he  himself  first  stood,  and 
then  sat,  and  looked  out  over  the  scene  which 
she  had  so  often  looked  over.  She  might  have 
sat  on  the  very  spot  he  was  sitting  on  ; she  must 
have  taken  in  the  same  expanse  of  wood  and 
meadow,  village  and  park,  and  dreamy,  distant 
hill.  Her  presence  seemed  to  fill  the  air  round 
him.  A rush  of  new  thoughts  and  feelings 
swam  through  his  brain  and  carried  him,  a 
willing  piece  of  drift-man,  along  with  them. 
He  gave  himself  up  to  the  stream,  and  revelled 
in  them.  His  eye  traced  back  the  road  along 
which  he  had  ridden  in  the  morning,  and  rested 
on  the  Barton  woods,  just  visible  in  the  distance, 
on  this  side  of  the  point  where  all  outline  except 
that  of  the  horizon  began  to  be  lost.  The  flick- 
ering July  air  seemed  to  beat  in  a pulse  of  purple 
glory  over  the  spot.  The  soft  wind  which  blew 
straight  from  Barton  seemed  laden  with  her 
name,  and  whispered  it  in  the  firs  over  his  head. 
Every  nerve  in  his  body  was  bounding  with  new 
life,  and  he  could  sit  still  no  longer.  He  rose, 
sprang  on  his  horse,  and,  with  a shout  of  joy, 
turned  from  the  vale  and  rushed  away  on  to  the 
heath,  northward,  towards  his  home  behind  the 
chalk  hills.  He  had  ridden  into  Englebourn  in 
the  morning  an  almost  unconscious  dabbler  by 
the  margin  of  the  great  stream ; he  rode  from 
the  Hawk’s  Lynch  in  the  afternoon  over  head 
and  ears,  and  twenty,  a hundred,  aye,  unnum- 
bered fathoms  below  that,  deep,  consciously, 
and  triumphantly  in  love. 

But  at  what  a pace,  and  in  what  a form ! 
Love,  at  least  in  his  first  access,  roust  be  as 
blind  a horseman  as  he  is  an  archer.  The 
heath  was  rough  with  peat-cutting  and  turf-cut- 
ting, and  many  a deep-rutted  farm  road,,  and 
tufts  of  heather  and  furze.  Over  them  and 
through  them  went  horse  and  man — horse  ris- 
ing seven,  and  man  twenty  off,  a well-matched 
pair  in  age  for  a wild  ride — headlong  towards 
the  north,  till  a blind  rut  somewhat  deeper  than 
usual  put  an  end  to  their  career,  and  sent  the 
good  horse  staggering  forward  some  thirty  feet 
on  to  his  nose  and  knees,  and  Tom  over  his 
shoulder,  on  to  his  back  in  the  heather. 

“Well  it’s  lucky  it’s  no  worse,”  thought  our 
hero,  as  he  picked  himself  up  and  anxiously  ex- 
amined the  horse,  who  stood  trembling  and  look- 
ing wildly  puzzled  at  the  whole  proceeding ; “I 
hope  he  hasn’t  overreached.  What  ■tvill  the  gov- 
enor  say?  His  knees  are  all  right.  Poor  old 
boy,”  he  said,  patting  him,  “no  wonder  you  look 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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astonished.  You’re  not  in  love.  Come  along ; 
we  won’t  make  fools  of  ourselves  any  more. 
What  is  it  ? — 

‘A  true  love  forsaken  a new  love  may  get, 

But  a neck  that’s  once  broken  can  never  be  set.’ 

What  stuff!  one  may  get  a neck  set,  for  any 
thing  I know ; but  a new  love — blasphemy  I” 

The  rest  of  the  ride  passed  off  soberly  enough, 
except  in  Tom’s  brain,  wherein  were  built  up  in 
gorgeous  succession  castles  such  as — we  have  all 
built,  I suppose,  before  now.  And  with  the  cas- 
tles were  built  up  side  by  side  good  honest  re- 
solves to  be  worthy  of  her,  and  win  her  and 
worship  her  with  body,  and  mind,  and  soul. 
And,  as  a first  installment,  away  to  the  winds 
went  all  the  selfish  morning  thoughts ; and  he 
rode  down  the  northern  slope  of  the  chalk  hills 
a dutiful  and  affectionate  son,  at  peace  with  Mrs. 
Porter,  honoring  her  for  her  care  of  the  treasure 
which  he  was  seeking,  and  in  good  time  for  din- 
ner. 

“Well,  dear,”  said  Mrs.  Brown  to  her  hus- 
band when  they  were  alone  that  night,  “did  you 
ever  see  Tom  in  such  spirits,  and  so  gentle  and 
affectionate  ? Dear  boy  ! there  can  be  nothing 
the  matter.” 

“Didn’t  I tell  you  so  ?”  replied  Mr.  Brown  ; 
“ you  women  have  always  got  some  nonsense  in 
your  heads  as  soon  as  your  boys  have  a hair  on 
their  chin  or  your  girls  begin  to  put  up  their  back 
hair.” 

“Well,  John,  say  what  you  will,  I’m  sure 
Mary  Porter  is  a very  sweet,  taking  girl,  and — ” 

“I  am  quite  of  the  same  opinion,”  said  Mr. 
Brown,  “-and  am  very  glad  you  have  written  to 
ask  them  here.” 

And  so  the  worthy  couple  went  happily  to 
bed. 


CHAPTER  XXXIII. 

BROWN  PATRONUS. 

On  a Saturday  afternoon  in  August,  a few 
weeks  after  his  eventful  ride,  Tom  returned  to  En- 
glebourn  Rectory,  to  stay  over  Sunday,  and  at- 
tend Betty  Winburn’s  funeral.  He  was  strange- 
ly attracted  to  Harry  by  the  remembrance  of  their 
old  boyish  rivalry ; by  the  story  Avhich  he  had 
heard  from  his  cousin  of  the  unwavering  perse- 
verance with  which  the  young  peasant  clung  to 
and  pursued  his  suit  for  Simon’s  daughter  ; but, 
more  than  all,  by  the  feeling  of  gratitude  with 
which  he  remembered  the  effect  his  visit  to  Bet- 
ty’s sick-room  had  had  on  him,  on  the  day  of 
his  ride  from  Barton  Manor.  On  that  day  he 
knew  that  he  had  ridden  into  Englebourn  in 
a miserable  mental  fog,  and  had  ridden  out  of 
it  in  sunshine,  which  had  lasted  through  the  in- 
tervening weeks.  Somehow'  or  another  he  had 
been  set  straight  then  and  there,  turned  into  the 
right  road  and  out  of  the  wrong  one,  at  what  he 
very  naturally  believed  to  be  the  most  critical 
moment  of  his  life. 

Without  stopping  to  weigh  accurately  the  re- 
spective merits  of  the  several  persons  whom  he 


had  come  in  contact  with  on  that  day,  he  credit- 
ed them  all  with  a large  amount  of  gratitude  and 
good-will,  and  Harry  with  his  mother’s  share  as 
well  as  his  own.  So  he  had  been  longing  to  do 
something  for  him  ever  since.  The  more  he  re- 
joiced in  and  gave  himself  up  to  his  owm  new 
sensations,  the  more  did  his  gratitude  become, 
as  it  were,  a burden  to  him  ; and  yet  no  oppor- 
tunity-offered of  letting  off  some  of  it  in  action. 
The  magistrates,  taking  into  consideration  the 
dangerous  state  of  his  mother,  had  let  Harry  off 
with  a reprimand  for  his  assault ; so  there  was 
nothing  to  be  done  there.  He  Avrote  to  Katie 
offering  more  money  to  the  Winburns  ; but  slie 
declined — adding,  hoAvever,  to  her  note,  by  Avay 
of  postscript,  that  he  miglit  give  it  to  her  cloth- 
ing-club or  coal-club.  Then  came  the  neAvs  of 
Betty’s  death,  and  an  intimation  from  Katie 
that  she  thouglit  Harry  Avould  be  much  grati- 
fied if  he  Avould  attend  the  funeral.  He  jump- 
ed at  the  suggestion.  All  Englebourn,  from 
the  Hawk’s  Lynch  to  the  Rectory,  Avas  halloAved 
ground  to  him.  The  idea  of  getting  back  there, 
so  much  nearer  to  Barton  Manor,  filled  him  Avith 
joy  Avhich  he  tried  in  A'ain  to  repress  Avhen  he 
thought  of  the  main  object  of  his  A'isit. 

He  arrived  in  time  to  go  and  shake  hands 
with  Harry  before  dinner ; and,  though  scarcely 
a Avord  passed  between  them,  he  saAV  with  de- 
light that  he  had  CA'idently  given  pleasure  to 
the  mourner.  Then  he  had  a charming  long 
evening  with  Katie,  walking  in  the  garden  with 
her  between  dinner  and  tea,  and  after  tea  dis- 
coursing in  low  tones  over  her  Avork-table,  while 
Mr.  Winter  benevolently  slept  in  his  arm-chair. 
Their  discourse  branched  into  many  paths,  but 
managed  always  somehow  to  end  in  the  sayings, 
beliefs,  and  perfections  of  the  young  lady  of  Bar- 
ton Manor.  Tom  Avondered  hoAV  it  had  happen- 
ed so,  Avhen  he  had  got  to  his  OAvn  room,  as  he 
fancied  he  had  not  betrayed  himself  in  the  least. 
He  had  determined  to  keep  resolutely  on  his 
guard,  and  to  make  a confidant  of  no  living  soul 
till  he  was  twenty-one,  and,  though  sorely  tempt- 
ed to  break  his  resolution  in  favor  of  Katie,  had 
restrained  himself.  He  might  have  spared  him- 
self all  the  trouble ; but  this  he  did  not  knoAA', 
being  unversed  in  the  Avays  of  Avomen,  and  all 
unaware  of  the  subtlety  and  quickness  of  their 
intuitions  in  all  matters  connected  Avith  the  heart. 
Poor,  dear,  stolid,  dim-sighted  mankind ! hoAV 
they  do  see  through  ns  and  Avalk  round  us  I 

The  funeral  on  the  Sunday  afternoon  betAveen 
churches  had  touched  him  much,  being  the  first 
he  had  ever  attended.  He  AA'alked  next  behind 
tlie  chief  mourner — the  fcAv  friends,  amongst 
whom  David  was  conspicuous,  yielding  place  to 
him.  He  stood  beside  Harry  in  church  and  at 
the  open  grave,  and  made  the  responses  as  firm- 
ly as  he  could,  and  pressed  his  shoulder  against 
his,  Avhen  he  felt  the  strong  frame  of  the  son 
trembling  with  the  Aveight  and  burden  of  his 
resolutely  suppressed  agony.  When  they  part- 
ed at  the  cottage  door,  to  which  Tom  accom- 
panied the  mourner  and  his  old  and  tried  friend 
David,  though  nothing  but  a look  and  a grasp 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


of  the  hand  passed  between  them,  he  felt  that 
they  were  bound  by  a new  and  invisible  bond ; 
and  as  he  walked  back  up  the  village  and  pass- 
ed the  church-yard,  where  the  children  were 
playing  about  on  the  graves — stopping  every 
now  and  then  to  watch  the  sexton  as  he  stamp- 
ed down  and  filled  in  the  mould  on  the  last- 
made  one,  beside  which  he  had  himself  stood  as 
a mourner — and  heard  the  bells  beginning  to 
chime  for  the  afternoon  service,  he  resolved 
within  himself  that  he  would  be  a true  and 
helpful  friend  to  the  widow’s  son.  On  this  sub- 
ject he  could  talk  freely  to  Katie ; and  he  did 
so  that  evening,  expounding  how  much  one  in 
his  position  could  do  for  a young  laboring  man 
if  he  really  was  bent  upon  it,  and  building  up 
grand  castles  for  Harry,  the  foundations  of 
which  rested  on  his  own  determination  to  bene- 
fit and  patronize  him.  Katie  listened  half 
doubtingly  at  first,  but  was  soon  led  away  by 
his  confidence,  and  poured  out  the  tea  in  the 
full  belief  that,  with  Tom’s  powerful  aid,  all 
would  go  well.  After  which  they  took  to  read- 
ing the  “ Christian  Year  ” together,  and  branch- 
ed into  discussions  on  profane  poetry,  which  Katie 
considered  scarcely  proper  for  the  evening,  but 
which,  nevertheless,  being  of  such  rare  occur- 
rence with  her,  she  had  not  the  heart  to 
stop. 

’'The  next  morning  Tom  was  to  return  home. 
After  breakfast  he  began  the  subjeet  of  his  plans 
for  Harry  again,  when  Katie  produced  a small 
paper  packet,  and  handed  it  to  him,  saying — 

“ Here  is  your  money  again.” 

“ What  money  ?” 

“The  money  you  left  with  me  for  Harry 
Winburn.  I thought  at  the  time  that  most 
probably  he  would  not  take  it.” 

“But  are  jmu  sure  he  doesn’t  want  it?  Did 
you  try  hard  to  get  him  to  take  it?”  said  Tom, 
holding  out  his  hand  reluctantly  for  the  money. 

“Not  myself.  I couldn’t  offer  him  money 
myself,  of  course ; but  I sent  it  by  David,  and 
begged  him  to  do  all  he  could  to  persuade  him 
to  take  it.” 

“Well,  and  why  wouldn’t  he?” 

“ Oh,  he  said  the  club-money  which  was 
coming  in  was  more  than  enough  to  pay  for  the 
funeral,  and  for  himself  he  didn’t  want  it.” 

“How  provoking!  I wonder  if  old  David 
really  did  his  best  to  get  him  to  take  it.” 

“ Yes,  I am  sure  he  did.  But  you  ought  to 
be  very  glad  to  find  some  independence  in  a 
poor  man.” 

“Bother  his  independence!  I don’t  like  to 
feel  that  it  costs  me  nothing  but  talk — I want 
to  pay.” 

“Ah,  Tom,  if  you  knew  the  poor  as  well  as  I 
do,  you  wouldn’t  say  so.  I am  afraid  there  are 
not  two  other  men  in  the  parish  who  would 
have  refused  your  money.  The  fear  of  under- 
mining their  independence  takes  away  all  my 
pleasure  in  giving.” 

“Undermining!  Why,  Katie,  I am  sure  I 
have  heard  you  mourn  over  their  stubbornness 
and  unreasonableness.” 


“Oh  yes;  they  are  often  provokingly  stub- 
born and  unreasonable,  and  yet  not  independ- 
ent about  money,  or  any  thing  they  can  get  out 
of  you.  Besides,  I acknowledge  that  I have  be- 
come wiser  of  late  : I used  to  like  to  see  them 
dependent  and  cringing  to  me,  but  now  I dread 
it.” 

“But  you  would  like  David  to  give  in  about 
the  singing,  wouldn’t  you?” 

“Yes,  if  he  would  give  in  I should  be  very 
proud.  I have  learnt  a great  deal  from  him  ; 
I used  positively  to  dislike  him ; but,  now  that 
I know  him,  I think  him  the  best  man  in  the 
parish.  If  he  ever  does  give  in — and  I think 
he  will — it  will  be  worth  any  thing,  just  because 
he  is  so  independent.” 

“ That’s  all  very  well ; but  what  am  I to  do 
to  show  Harry  Winburn  that  I mean  to  be  his 
friend,  if  he  won’t  take  money  ?” 

“You  have  come  over  to  his  mother’s  funer- 
al— he  will  think  more  of  that  than  of  all  the 
money  you  could  give  him ; and  you  can  show 
sympathy  for  him  in  a great  many  ways.” 
“Well,  I must  try.  By-the-way,  about  his 
love  affair ; is  the  young  lady  at  home  ? I 
have  never  seen  her,  you  know.” 

“No,  she  is  away  with  an  aunt,  looking  out 
for  a place.  I have  persuaded  her  to  get  one, 
and  leave  home  again  for  the  present.  Her  fa- 
ther is  quite  well  now,  and  she  is  not  wanted.” 
“Well,  it  seems  I can’t  do  any  good  with 
her,  then ; but  could  not  I go  and  talk  to  her 
father  about  Harry?  I might  help  him  in  that 
way.” 

“You  must  be  very  careful;  Simon  is  such 
an  odd-tempered  old  man.” 

“ Oh,  I’m  not  afraid;  he  and  I are  great 
chums,  and  a little  soft  soap  will  go  a long  way 
with  him.  Fancy,  if  I could  get  him  this  very 
morning  to  ‘ sanction  Harry’s  suit,’  as  the  phrase 
is,  what  should  you  think  of  me  ?” 

“ I should  think  very  highly  of  your  powers 
of  persuasion.” 

Not  the  least  daunted  by  his  cousin’s  misgiv- 
ings, Tom  started  in  quest  of  Simon,  and  found 
him  at  work  in  front  of  the  greenhouse,  sur- 
rounded by  many  small  pots  and  heaps  of  finely 
sifted  mould,  and  absorbed  in  his  occupation. 

Simon  was  a rough,  stolid  Berkshire  rustic, 
somewhat  of  a tyrant  in  the  bosom  of  his  fami- 
ly, an  unmanageable  servant,  a cross-grained 
acquaintance ; as  a citizen,  stiff-necked  and  a 
grumbler,  who  thought  that  nothing  ever  went 
right  in  the  parish ; but,  withal,  a thorough 
honest  worker;  and,  when  allowed  to  go  his 
own  way — and  no  other  way  would  he  go,  as 
his  mistress  had  long  since  discovered — there 
was  no  man  who  earned  his  daily  bread  more 
honestly.  He  took  a pride  in  his  work,  and 
the  Rectory  garden  was  .always  trim  and  well 
kept,  and  the  beds  bright  with  flowers  from  early 
spring  till  late  autumn. 

He  was  absorbed  in  what  he  was  about,  and 
Tom  came  up  close  to  him  without  attracting 
the  least  sign  of  recognition  ; so  he  stopped,  and 
opened  the  conversation. 


TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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“Good-day,  Simon;  it’s  a pleasure  to  see  a 
garden  looking  so  gay  as  yours.” 

Simon  looked  up  from  his  work,  and,  when 
he  saw  who  it  was,  touched  his  battered  old  liat, 
and  answered, 

“ Hornin’,  sir!  Ees,  you  finds  me  alias  in 
blame.” 

“ Indeed  I do,  Simon  ; bat  how  do  yoa  man- 
age it?  I should  like  to  tell  my  father’s  gar- 
dener.” 

“ ’Tis  no  use  to  tell  un  if  a hcvn’t  found  out 
for  hisself.  ’Tis  nothing  but  lookin’  a bit  for- 
rard  and  farm-yard  stuff  as  does  it.” 

“Well,  there’s  plenty  of  farm-yard  stuff  at 
home,  and  yet,  somehow,  we  never  look  half  so 
bright  as  you  do.” 

“ May  be  as  your  gardener  just  takes  and  hits 
it  auver  the  top  o’  the  ground,  and  lets  it  lie. 
That’s  no  kind  o’  good,  that  beant — ’tis  the  roots 
as  wants  the  stuff ; and  you  med  jist  as  well  take 
and  put  a round  o’  beef  agin  my  back-bwone,  as 
hit  the  stuff  auver  the  ground,  and  never  see  as 
it  gets  to  the  roots  o’  the  plants.” 

“No,  I don’t  think  it  can  be  that,”  said  Tom, 
laughing;  “our  gardener  seems  always  to  be 
digging  his  manure  in,  but  somehow  he  can’t 
make  it  come  out  in  flowers  as  you  do.” 

“ Ther’  be  mwore  waays  o’  killin’  a cat  besides 
choking  on  un  wi’  crarae,”  said  Simon,  chuck- 
ling in  his  turn. 

“ That’s  true,  Simon,”  said  Tom  ; “ the  fact 

is,  a gardener  must  know  his  business  as  well 
as  you,  to  be  always  in  bloom,  eh  ?” 

“That’s  about  it,  sir,”  said  Simon,  on  whom 
the  flattery  was  beginning  to  tell. 

Tom  saw  this,  and  thought  he  might  now  feel 
his  way  a little  farther  with  the  old  man. 

“I’m  over  on  a sad  errand,”  he  said  ; “I’ve 
been  to  poor  Widow  Winburn’s  funeral — she 
was  an  old  friend  of  yours,  I think  ?” 

“ Ees  ; I minds  her  long  afore  she  wur  mar- 
ried,” said  Simon,  turning  to  his  pots  again. 

“ She  wasn’t  an  old  woman,  after  all,”  said 
Tom. 

“ Sixty-two  year  old  cum  Michaelmas,”  said 
Simon. 

“Well,  she  ought  to  have  been  a strong  wom- 
an for  another  fen  years  at  least ; why,  you  must 
be  older  than  she  by  some  years,  Simon,  and 
you  can  do  a good  day’s  work  yet  with  any 
man.” 

Simon  went  on  with  his  potting  without  re- 
plying except  by  a carefully  measured  grunt, 
sufficient  to  show  that  he  had  heard  the  remark, 
and  was  not  much  impressed  by  it. 

Tom  saw  that  he  must  change  his  attack ; so, 
after  watching  Simon  for  a minute,  he  began 
again. 

“I  wonder  why  it  is  that  the  men  of  your 
time  of  life  are  so  much  stronger  than  the 
3mung  ones  in  constitution.  Now,  I don’t  be- 
lieve there  are  three  young  men  in  Englebourn 
who  would  have  got  over  that  fall  you  had  at 
Farmer  Groves’s  so  quick  as  you  have;  most 
young  men  would  have  been  crippled  for  life  by 

it. ” 


“ Zo  ’em  would,  the  young  wosbirds ! I 
dwon’t  make  no  account  on  ’em,”  said  Simon. 

“And  you  don’t  feel  any  the  worse  for  it, 
Simon  ?” 

“ Narra  mossel,”  replied  Simon  ; but  present- 
ly he  seemed  to  recollect  something,  and  added, 
“I  wun’t  saay  but  what  I feels  it  at  times  when 
I’ve  got  to  stoop  about  much.” 

“Ah,  I’m  sorry  to  hear  that,  Simon.  Then 
you  oughtn’t  to  have  so  much  stoojjing  to  do ; 
potting,  and  that  sort  of  thing,  is  the  work  for 
you,  I should  think,  and  just  giving  an  eye  to 
every  thing  about  the  place.  Any  body  could 
do  the  digging  and  setting  out  cabbages,  and 
your  time  is  only  wasted  at  it.” — Tom  had  now 
found  the  old  man’s  weak  point. 

“Ees,  sir,  and  so  I tells  miss,”  he  said,  “but 
wi’  nothin’  but  a bit  o’  glass  no  bigger’n  a cow- 
cumber-frame,  ’tis  all  as  a man  can  do  to  keep 
a few  plants  alive  droo’  the  winter.” 

“ Of  course,”  said  Tom,  looking  round  at  the 
very  respectable  greenhouse  which  Simon  had 
contemptuously  likened  to  a cucumber-frame, 
“you  ought  to  have  at  least  another  house  as 
big  as  this  for  forcing.” 

“Master  ain’t  pleased,  he  ain’t,”  said  Simon, 
“if  he  dwon’t  get  his  things,  his  spring  wege- 
batles,  and  his  strawberries,  as  early  as  though 
we’d  a got  a forcin’  pits  and  glass  like  other  folk. 
’Tis  a year  and  mwore  since  he  promised  as  I 
sh’d  hev  glass  along  that  ther’  wall,  but  ’tis  no 
nigher  cornin’,  as  I can  see.  I be  to  spake  to 
miss  about  it  now,  he  saj's,  and,  when  I spakes 
to  her,  ’tis,  ‘ 0,  Simon,  we  must  wait  till  the 
’spensary’s  ’stablished,’  or  ‘O,  Simon,  last  win- 
ter wur  a werry  tryin’  wun,  and  the  sick-club’s 
terrible  bad  off  for  funds,’ — and  so  we  gwoes  on, 
and  med  gwo  on,  for  aught  as  I can  see,  so  long 
as  there’s  a body  sick  or  bad  off  in  all  the  parish. 
And  that’ll  be  alius.  For,  what  wi’  miss’s  wisit- 
in’  on  ’em,  and  sendin’  on  ’em  dinners,  and  a’al 
the  doctor’s  stuff  as  is  served  out  o’  the  ’spensary 
— wy,  ’tis  enough  to  keep  ’em  bad  a’al  theiTives. 
Ther  ain’t  no  credit  in  gettin’  well.  Ther  wur  no 
sich  a caddie  about  sick  folk  when  I wur  a bwoy.” 
Simon  had  never  been  known  to  make  such  a 
long  speech  before,  and  Tom  argued  well  for  his 
negotiation. 

“Well,  Simon,”  he  said,  “I’ve  been  talking 
to  my  cousin,  and  I think  she  will  do  what  you 
want  now.  The  dispensary  is  set  up,  and  the 
people  are  very  healthy.  How  much  glass 
should  you  want,  now,  along  that  wall?” 

“ A matter  o’  twenty  fit  or  so,”  said  Simon. 
“I  think  that  can  be  managed,”  said  Tom; 
“I’ll  speak  to  my  cousin  about  it;  and  then 
you  would  have  plenty  to  do  in  the  houses,  and 
you’d  want  a regular  man  under  you.” 

“Ees;  ’twould  take  two  on  us  reg’lar  to  kep 
things  as  should  be.” 

“And  you  ought  to  have  somebody  who  knows 
what  he  is  about.  Can  you  think  of  any  one  who 
would  do,  Simon  ?” 

“Ther’s  a young  chap  as  works  for  Squire 
Wurley.  I’ve  heard  as  he  wants  to  better  his- 
self.” 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“But  he  isn’t  an  Englebourn  man.  Isn’t 
there  any  one  in  the  parish  ?” 

“Ne’er  a one  as  I knows  on.” 

“What  do  you  think  of  Harry  Winburn — 
he  seems  a good  hand  with  flowers?”  The 
words  had  scarcely  passed  his  lij^s  when  Tom 
saw  that  he  had  made  a mistake.  Old  Simon 
retired  into  himself  at  once,  and  a cunning  dis- 
trustful look  came  over  his  face.  There  was  no 
doing  any  thing  with  him.  Even  the  new  forc- 
ing-house had  lost  its  attractions  for  him,  and 
Tom,  after  some  further  ineffectual  attempts  to 
bring  him  round,  returned  to  the  house  some- 
what crestfallen. 

“Well,  how  have  you  succeeded?”  said  Katie, 
looking  up  from  her  work,  as  he  came  in  and  sat 
down  near  her  table.  Tom  shook  his  head. 

“I’m  afraid  I’ve  made  a regular  hash  of  it,” 
he  said.  “I  thought  at  first  I had  quite  come 
round  the  old  savage  by  praising  tlie  garden, 
and  prqmising  that  you  would  let  him  have  a 
new  house.” 

“You  don’t  mean  to  say  you  did  that?”  said 
Katie,  stopping  her  work. 

“Indeed,  but  I did,- though.  I was  drawn 
on,  you  know.  I saw  it  was  the  right  card  to 
play;  so  I couldn’t  help  it.” 

“Oh,  Tom'  how  could  you  do  so?  We 
don’t  want  another  house  the  least  in  the  world; 
it  is  only  Simon’s  vanity.  He  wants  to  beat  the 
gardener  at  the  Grange  at  the  flower-shows. 
Every  penny  will  have  to  come  out  of  what 
papa  allows  me  for  the  parish.” 

“Don’t  be  afraid,  Katie;  you  won’t  have  to 
spend  a penny.  Of  course  I reserved  a condi- 
tion. The  new  house  was  to  be  put  up  if  he 
would  take  Harry  as  under-gardener.” 

“ What  did  he  say  to  that  ?” 

“Well,  he  said  nothing.  I never  came 
across  such  an  old  Turk.  How  you  have  spoiled 
him  ! If  he  isn’t  pleased,  he  won’t  take  the 
trouble  to  answer  you  a word.  I was  very  near 
telling  him  a piece  of  my  mind.  But  he  looked 
ail  the  more.  I believe  he  would  poison  Har- 
ry if  he  came  here.  What  can  have  made  him 
hate  him  so?” 

‘ ‘ He  is  jealous  of  him.  Mary  and  I were  so 
foolish  as  to  praise  poor  Betty’s  flowers  before 
Simon,  and  he  has  never  forgiven  it.  I think, 
too,  that  he  suspects,  somehow,  that  we  talked 
about  getting  Harry  here.  I ought  to  have  told 
you,  but  I quite  forgot  it.” 

“ Well,  it  can’t  be  helped.  I don’t  think  I 
can  do  any  good  in  that  quarter ; so  now  I shall 
be  off  to  the  G range  to  see  what  I can  do  there,” 
“ How  do  you  mean  ?” 

“ Why,  Harry  is  afraid  of  being  turned  out 
of  his  cottage.  I saw  how  it  worried  him, 
thinking  about  it ; so  I shall  go  to  the  Grange 
and  say  a good  word  for  him.  Wurley  can’t 
refuse  if  I offer  to  pay  the  rent  myself- — it’s  only 
six  pounds  a year.  Of  course  I sha’nT  tell 
Harry ; and  he  will  pay  it  all  the  same  ; but 
it  may. make  all  the  difference  with  Wurley, 
who  is  a regular  screw.” 

“ Do  you  know  Mr.  Wurley  ?” 


“ Yes,  just  to  speak  to.  He  knows  all  about 
me,  and  he  will  be  very  glad  to  be  civil.” 

“ No  doubt  he  will ; but  I don’t  like  your  go- 
ing to  his  house.  You  don’t  know  what  a bad 
man  he  is.  Nobody  but  men  on  the  turf,  and 
that  sort  of  people,  go  there  now  ; and  I believe 
he  thinks  of  nothing  but  gambling  and  game- 
preserving.” 

“ Oh  yes ; I know  all  about  him.  The 
county  people  are  beginning  to  look  shy  at  him  ; 
so  he’ll  be  all  the  more  likely  to  do  what  I ask 
him.” 

“ But  you  won’t  get  intimate  with  him  ?” 
“You  needn’t  be  afraid  of  that.” 

“It  is  a sad  house  to  go  to — I hope  it  won’t 
do  you  any  harm.” 

“Ah,  Katie!”  said  Tom,  with  a smile  not 
altogether  cheerful,  “I  don’t  think  you  need 
be  anxious  about  that.  When  one  has  been  a 
year  at  Oxford,  there  isn’t  much  snow  left  to 
soil ; so  now  I am  off.  I must  give  myself 
plenty  of  time  to  cook  Wurley.” 

“ Well,  I suppose  I must  not  hinder  j"ou,” 
said  Katie.  “I  do  hope  you  will  succeed  in 
some  of  your  kind  plans  for  Harry.” 

“ I shall  do  my  best;  and  it  is  a great  thing 
to  have  somebody  besides  one’s  self  to  think 
about  and  try  to  help — some  poor  person — don’t 
you  think  so,  even  for  a man  ?” 

“ Of  course  I do.  I am  sure  you  can’t  be 
happy  without  it,  any  more  than  I.  We 
shouldn’t  be  our  motliers’  children  if  we  could 
be.” 

“ Well,  good-bye,  dear  ; you  can’t  think  how 
I enjoy  these  glimpses  of  you  and  your  work. 
You  must  give  my  love  to  Uncle  Robert.” 

And  so  they  bade  one  another  adieu,  loving- 
ly, after  the  manner  of  cousins,  and  Tom  rode 
away  with  a very  soft  place  in  his  heart  for  his 
Cousin  Katie.  It  was  not  the  least  the  same 
sort  of  passionate  feeling  of  worship  with  which 
he  regarded  Mary.  The  two  feelings  could  lie 
side  by  side  in  his  heart  with  plenty  of  room  to 
spare.  In  fact,  his  heart  had  been  getting  so 
big  in  the  last  few  weeks,  that  it  seemed  cajoable 
of  taking  in  the  whole  of  mankind,  not  to  men- 
tion woman.  Still,  on  the  whole,  it  may  be 
safely  asserted  that  had  matters  been  in  at  all  a 
more  forward  state,  and  could  she  have  seen 
exactly  what  was  passing  in  his  mind,  Mary 
would  probably  have  objected  to  the  kind  of  af- 
fection which  he  felt  for  his  cousin  at  this  par- 
ticular time.  The  joke  about  cousinly  lovo  is 
probably  as  old,  and  certainly  as  true,  as  Solo- 
mon’s pVoverbs.  However,  as  matters  stood,  it 
could  be  no  concern  of  Mary’s  what  his  feelings 
were  towards  Katie  or  any  other  person. 

Tom  rode  in  at  the  lodge  gate  of  the  Grange 
soon  after  eleven  o’clock,  and  walked  his  horse 
slowly  through  the  park,  admiring  the  splendid 
timber,  and  thinking  how  he  should  break  his 
request  to  the  owner  of  the  place.  But  his 
thoughts  were  interrupted  by  the  proceedings  of 
the  rabbits,  which  were  out  by  hundreds  all 
along  the  sides  of  the  plantations,  and  round  the 
great  trees.  A few  of  the  nearest  just  deigned 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


to  notice  him  by  scampering  to  their  holes  un- 
der the  roots  of  the  hntlered  oaks,  into  which 
some  of  them  popped  with  a disdainful  kick  of 
their  hind  legs,  while  others  turned  round,  sat 
up,  and  looked  at  him.  As  he  neared  the  house, 
he  passed  a keeper’s  cottage,  and  was  saluted  by 
the  barking  of  dogs  from  the  neighboring  ken- 
nel ; and  the  young  pheasants  ran  about  round 
some  twenty  hen-coops,  which  were  arranged 
along  opposite  the  door  where  the  keeper’s  chil- 
dren were  playing.  The  pleasure  of  watching 
the  beasts  and  birds  kept  him  from  arranging 
his  thoughts,  and  he  reached  the  hall-door 
without  having  formed  the  plan  of  his  cam- 
paign. 

A footman  answered  the  bell,  who  doubted 
whether  his  master  was  down,  but  thought  he 
would  see  the  gentleman  if  he  would  send  in  his 
name.  Whereupon  Tom  handed  in  his  card ; 
and,  in  a few  minutes,  a rakish-looking  stable- 
boy  came  round  for  his  horse,  and  the  butler  ap- 
peared, with  his  master’s  compliments,  and  a 
request  that  he  would  step  into  the  breakfast- 
room.  Tom  followed  this  portly  personage 
through  the  large  handsome  hall,  on  the  walls 
of  which  hung  a buff-coat  or  two,  and  some  old- 
fashioned  arms,  and  large  paintings  of  dead 
game  and  fruit — through  a drawing-room,  the 
furniture  of  which  was  all  covered  up  in  melan- 
choly cases — into  the  breakfast  parlor,  where 
the  owner  of  the  mansion  was  seated  at  table  in 
a lounging-jacket.  He  was  a man  of  forty,  or 
thereabouts,  who  would  have  been  handsome, 
but ' for  the  animal  look  about  his  face.  His 
cheeks  were  beginning  to  fall  into  chaps,  his  full 
lips  had  a liquorish  look  about  them,  and  bags 
were  beginning  to  form  under  his  light  blue 
eyes.  His  hands  were  very  white  and  delicate, 
and  shook  a little  as  he  poured  out  his  tea  ; and 
he  was  full  and  stout  in  body,  with  small  shoul- 
ders, and  thin  arms  and  legs ; in  short,  the  last 
man  whom  Tom  would  have  chosen  as  bow  in 
a pair  oar.  The  only  part  of  him  which  showed 
strength  were  his  dark  whiskers,  which  were 
abundant,  and  elaborately  oiled  and  curled. 
The  room  was  light  and  pleasant,  with  two  win- 
dows looking  over  the  park,  and  furnished  lux- 
uriously, in  the  most  modern  style,  with  all 
manner  of  easy  chairs  and  sofas.  A glazed 
case  or  two  of  well-bound  books  showed  that 
some  former  owner  had  cared  for  such  things  ; 
but  the  doors  had,  probably,  never  been  opened 
in  the  present  reign.  The  master,  and  his 
usual  visitors,  found  sufficient  food  for  the 
mind  in  the  “ Racing  Calendar,”  “Boxiana,” 
“The  Adventures  of  Corinthian  Tom,”  and 
“ Bell’s  Life,”  which  lay  on  a side  table  ; or  in 
the  pictures  and  prints  of  racers,  opera-dancers, 
and  steeple-chases,  which  hung  in  profusion  on 
the  walls.  The  breakfast-table  was  beautifully  • 
appointed,  in  the  matter  of  china  and  plate ; 
and  delicate  little  rolls,  neat  pats  of  butter  in 
ice,  and  two  silver  hot  dishes  containing  curry 
and  broiled  salmon,  and  a plate  of  fruit,  piled 
in  tempting  profusion,  appealed,  apparently  in 
vain,  to  the  appetite  of  the  lord  of  the  feast. 


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“ Mr.  Brown,  sir,”  said  the  butler,  ushering 
in  our  hero  to  his  master’s  presence. 

“ Ah,  Brown,  I’m  very  glad  to  see  you  here,” 
said  Mr.  Wurley,  standing  up  and  holding  out 
his  hand.  “ Have  any  breakfast  ?” 

“ Thank  you,  no,  I have  breakfasted,”  said 
Tom,  somewhat  astonished  at  the  intimacy  of 
the  greeting  ; but  it  was  his  cue  to  do  the 
friendly  thing — so  he  shook  the  proffered  hand, 
which  felt  very  limp,  and  sat  down  by  the  ta- 
ble, looking  pleasant. 

“Ridden  from  home  this  morning?”  said 
Mr.  Wurley,  picking  over  daintily  some  of  the 
curry  to  which  he  had  helped  himself. 

“ No,  I was  at  my  uncle’s,  at  Englebourn, 
last  night.  It  is  very  little  out  of  the  way  ; so 
I thought  I would  just  call  on  my  road  home.” 

“ Quite  right.  I’m  very  glad  you  came 
without  ceremony.  People  about  here  are  so 
d — d full  of  ceremony.  It  don’t  suit  me  ; all 
that  humbug.  But  I wish  you’d  just  pick  a 
bit.” 

“ Thank  you.  Then  I will  eat  some  fruit,” 
said  Tom,  helping  himself  to  some  of  the  fresh- 
ly picked  grapes ; “how  very  fine  these  are !” 

“Yes,  I’m  open  to  back  my  houses  against 
the  field  for  twenty  miles  round.  This  curry 
isn’t  fit  for  a pig — take  it  out,  and  tell  the  cook 
so.”  The  butler  solemnly  obeyed,  while  his 
master  went  on  with  one  of  the  frequent  oaths 
with  which  he  garnished  his  conversation. 
“You’re  right,  they  can’t  spoil  the  fruit. 
They’re  a set  of  skulking  devils,  are  servants. 
They  think  of  nothing  but  stuffing  themselves, 
and  how  they  can  cheat  you  most,  and  do  the 
least  wmrk.”  Saying  which,  he  helped  himself 
to  some  fruit ; and  the  two  ate  their  grapes  for 
a short  time  in  silence.  But  even  fruit  seemed 
to  pall  quickly  on  him,  and  he  pushed  away  his 
plate.  The  butler  came  back  with  a silver  tray, 
with  soda  water,  and  a small  decanter  of  brandy, 
and  long  glasses  on  it. 

“ Won’t  you  have  something  after  your  ride  ?” 
said  the  host  to  Tom  ; “ some  soda-water  with 
a dash  of  bingo  clears  one’s  head  in  the  morn- 
ing.” 

“No,  thank  you,”  said  Tom,  smiling,  “it’s 
bad  for  ti-aining.” 

“Ah,  you  Oxford  men  are  all  for  training,” 
said  his  host,  drinking  greedily  of  the  foaming 
mixture  which  the  butler  handed  to  him.  “A 
glass  of  bitter  ale  is  what  you  take,  eh  ? I know. 
Get  some  ale  for  Mr.  Brown.” 

Tom  felt  that  it  would  be  uncivil  to  refuse 
this  orthodox  offer,  and  took  his  beer  according- 
ly, after  which  his  host  produced  a box  of  Hud- 
son’s regalias,  and  proposed  to  look  at  the  sta- 
bles ; so  they  lighted  their  cigars  and  went  out. 
Mr.  Wurley  had  taken  of  late  to  the  turf,  and 
they  inspected  several  young  horses  which  were 
entered  for  country  stakes.  Tom  thought  them 
weedy-looking  animals,  but  patiently  listened  to 
their  praises  and  pedigrees,  upon  which  his  host 
was  eloquent  enough ; and,  rubbing  up  his 
latest  readings  in  “ Bell’s  Life,”  and  the  racing 
talk  which  he  had  been  in  the  habit  of  hearing 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


in  Drysdale’s  rooms,  managed  to  hold  his  own, 
and  asked,  with  a grave  face,  about  the  price  of 
the  Coronation  colt  for  the  next  Derby,  and 
whether  Scott’s  lot  was  not  the  right  thing  to 
stand  on  for  the  St.  Leger,  thereby  raising  him- 
self considerably  in  his  host’s  eyes.  There  were 
no  hunters  in  the  stable,  at  which  Tom  express- 
ed his  surprise.  In  reply,  Mr.  Wurley  abused 
the  country,  and  declared  that  it  was  not  worth 
riding  across — the  fact  being  that  he  had  lost 
his  nerve,  and  that  the  reception  which  he  was 
beginning  to  meet  with  in  the  field,  if  he  came 
out  by  chance,  was  of  the  coldest. 

From  the  stables  they  strolled  to  the  keeper’s 
cottage,  where  Mr.  Wurley  called  for  some 
buckwheat  and  Indian  corn,  and  began  feeding 
the  young  pheasants,  which  were  running  about, 
almost  like  barn-door  fowls,  close  to  them. 

“We’ve  had  a good  season  for  the  young 
birds,”  he  said;  “my  fellow  knows  that  part 
of  his  business,  d — n him,  and  don’t  lose  many. 
You  had  better  bring  your  gun  over  in  October ; 
we  shall  have  a week  in  the  covers  early  in  the 
month.” 

“Thank  you,  I shall  be  very  glad,”  said 
Tom  ; “ but  you  don’t  shoot  these  birds?”. 

“ Shoot  ’em  ! what  the  devil  should  I do  with 
’em  ?” 

“ Why,  they’re  so  tame  I thought  you  just 
kept  them  about  the  house  for  breeding.  I 
don’t  care  so  much  for  pheasant  shooting ; I 
like  a good  walk  after  a snipe,  or  creeping  along 
to  get  a wild  duck,  much  better.  There’s  some 
sport  in  it,  or  even  in  partridge  shooting  with  a 
couple  of  good  dogs,  now — ” 

“ You’re  quite  wrong.  There’s  nothing  like 
a good  dry  ride  in  a cover  with  lots  of  game, 
and  a fellow  behind  to  load  for  you.” 

“ Well,  I must  say  I prefer  the  open.” 
“You’ve  no  covers  over  your  way,  have 
you?” 

“Not  many.” 

“I  thought  so.  You  wait  till  you’ve  had  a 
good  day  in  my  covers,  and  you  won’t  care  for 
quartering  all  day  over  wet  turnips.  Besides, 
this  sort  of  thing  pays.  They  talk  about  pheas- 
ants costing  a guinea  a head  on  one’s  table. 
It’s  all  stuff;  at  any  rate,  mine  don’t  cost  me 
much.  In  fact,  I say  it  pays,  and  I can  prove 
it.” 

“ But  you  feed  your  pheasants  ?” 

“Yes,  just  round  the  house  for  a few  weeks, 
and  I sow  a little  buckwheat  in  the  covers. 
But  they  have  to  keep  themselves  pretty  much, 
I can  tell  you.” 

“Don’t  the  farmers  object?” 

“Yes,  d — n them  ! they’re  never  satisfied. 
But  they  don’t  grumble  to  me ; they  know  bet- 
ter. There  are  a dozen  fellows  ready  to  take 
any  farm  that’s  given  up,  and  they  know  it. 
Just  get  a beggar  to  put  a hundred  or  two  into 
the  ground,  and  he  won’t  quit  hold  in  a hurry. 
Will  you  play  a game  at  billiards?” 

The  turn  which  their  conversation  had  taken 
hitherto  had  offered  no  opening  to  Tom  for  in- 
troducing ihe  object  of  his  visit,  and  he  felt  less 


and  less  inclined  to  come  to  the  point.  He 
looked  his  host  over  and  over  again,  and  the 
more  he  looked,  the  less  he  fancied  asking  any 
thing  like  a favor  of  him.  However,  as  it  had 
to  be  done,  he  thought  he  couldn’t  do  better 
than  fall  into  his  ways  for  a few  hours,  and 
watch  for  a chance.  The  man  seemed  good-na- 
tured, in  his  way ; and  all  his  belongings — the 
fine  park  and  house,  and  gardens  and  stables — 
were  not  without  their  effect  on  his  young  guest. 
It  is  not  given  to  many  men  of  twice  his  age  to 
separate  a man  from  his  possessions,  and  look 
at  him  apart  from  them.  So  he  yielded  easily 
enough,  and  they  went  to  billiards  in  a fine 
room  opening  out  of  the  hall ; and  Tom,  who 
was  very  fond  of  the  game,  soon  forgot  every 
thing  in  the  pleasure  of  playing  on  such  a ta- 
ble. 

It  was  not  a bad  match,  Mr.  AVurley  under- 
stood the  game  far  better  than  his  guest,  and 
could  give  him  advice  as  to  what  side  to  put  on 
and  how  to  play  for  cannons.  This  he  did  in 
a patronizing  way,  but  his  hand  was  unsteady 
and  his  nerve  bad.  Tom’s  good  eye  and  steady 
hand,  and  the  practice  he  had  had  at  the  St. 
Ambrose  pool-table,  gave  him  considerable  ad- 
vantage in  the  hazards.  And  so  they  played  on, 
Mr.  Wurley  condescending  to  bet  only  half  a 
crown  a game,  at  first  giving  ten  points,  and 
then  five,  at  which  latter  odds  Tom  managed  to 
be  two  games  ahead  when  the  butler  announced 
lunch,  at  two  o’clock. 

“I  think  I must  order  my  horse,”  said  Tom, 
putting  on  his  coat. 

“No,  curse  it ! you  must  give  me  my  revenge. 
I’m  always  five  points  better  after  lunch,  and 
after  dinner  I could  give  you  fifteen  points. 
Why  shouldn’t  you  stop  and  dine  and  sleep? 
I expect  some  men  to  dinner.” 

“Thank  you,  I must  get  home  to-day.” 

“I  should  like  you  to  taste  iny  mutton  ; I 
never  kill  it  under  five  years  old.  You  don’t 
get  that  every  day.” 

Tom,  however,  was  proof  against  the  mutton  ; 
but  consented  to  stay  till  towards  the  hour  when 
the  other  guests  were  expected,  finding  that  his 
host  had  a decided  objection  to  be  left  alone. 
So  after  lunch,  at  which  Mr.  Wurley  drank  the 
better  part  of  a bottle  of  old  sherry  to  steady 
his  nerves,  they  returned  again  to  billiards  and 
Hudson’s  regalias. 

They  played  on  for  another  hour;  and, 
though  Mr.  Wurley’s  hand  was  certainly  stead- 
ier, the  luck  remained  with  Tom.  He  was 
now  getting  rather  tired  of  playing,  and  wanted 
to  be  leaving,  and  he  began  to  remember  the 
object  of  his  visit  again.  But  Mr.  AVurley  was 
nettled  at  being  beaten  by  a boy,  as  he  count- 
ed his  opponent,  and  wouldn’t  hear  of  leaving 
off.  So  Tom  played  on  carelessly  game  after 
game,  and  was  soon  again  only  two  games 
ahead.  Mr.  AVurley’s  temper  w'as  recovering, 
and  now  Tom  protested  that  he  must  go. 
Just  one  game  more,  his  host  urged,  and  Tom 
consented.  AVouldn’t  he  play  for  a sovereign  ? 
No.  So  they  played  double  or  quits ; and  af- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXI'ORD. 


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ter  a sharp  struggle  Mr.  Wurleywon  the  game, 
at  which  he  was  highly  elated,  and  talked  again 
grandly  of  the  odds  he  could  give  after  dinner. 

Tom  felt  that  it  was  now  or  never,  and  so, 
as  he  put  on  his  coat,  he  said, 

“ Well,  I’m  much  obliged  to  you  for  a very 
pleasant  day,  Mr.  Wurley.” 

“ I hope  you’ll  come  over  again,  and  stay 
and  sleep.  I shall  always  be  glad  to  see  you. 
It  is  so  cursed  hard  to  keep  somebody  always 
going  in  the  country.” 

“ Thank  you  ; I should  like  to  come  again. 
But  now  I want  to  ask  a favor  of  you  before  I 
go.” 

“Eh,  well,  Avhat  is  it?”  said  Mr. Wurley, 
whose  face  and  manner  became  suddenly  any 
thing  but  encouraging. 

“There’s  that  cottage  of  yours,  the  one  at 
the  corner  of  Englebourn  copse,  next  the  vil- 
lage.” 

“The  woodman’s  house,  I know,”  said  Mr. 
Wul•le3^ 

“ The  tenant  is  dead,  and  I want  you  to  let 
it  to  a friend  of  mine ; I’ll  take  care  the  rent  is 
paid.” 

Mr.  Wurley  pricked  up  his  ears  at  this  an- 
nouncement. He  gave  a sharp  look  at  Tom; 
and  then  bent  over  the  table,  made  a stroke, 
and  said,  “Ah,  I heard  the  old  woman  was 
dead.  Who’s  your  friend,  then  ?” 

“Well,  I mean  her  son,”  said  Tom,  a little 
embarrassed ; “ he’s  an  active  young  fellow,  and 
will  make  a good  tenant.  I’m  sure.” 

“I  dare  say,”  said  Mr.  Wurley,  with  a leer ; 
“and  I suppose  there’s  a sister  to  keep  house 
for  him,  eh  ?” 

“No,  but  he  wants  to  get  married.” 

“Wants  to  get  married,  eh?”  said  Mr. 
Wurley,  with  another  leer  and  oath.  “ You’re 
right ; that’s  a deal  safer  kind  of  thing  for  you.” 
“Yes,”  said  Tom,  resolutely  disregarding 
the  insinuation  which  he  could  not  help  feel- 
ing was  intended;  “it  will  keep  him  steady, 
and  if  he  can  get  the  cottage  it  might  make  all 
the  difference.  There  wouldn’t  be  much  trouble 
about  the  marriage  then,  I dare  say.” 

“You’ll  find  it  a devilish  long  way.  You’re 
quite  right,  mind  you,  not  to  get  them  settled 
close  at  home  ; but  Englebourn  is  too  far,  I 
should  say.”  , 

“What  does  it  matter  to  me ?” 

“Oh,  you’re  tired  of  her  ! I see.  Perhaps 
it  won’t  be  too  far,  then.” 

“ Tired  of  her  ! who  do  you  mean  ?” 

“Ha!  ha!”  said,  Mr.  Wurley,  looking  up 
from  the  table  over  which  he  was  leaning,  for 
he  went  on  knocking  the  balls  about ; “ devil- 
ish well  acted ! But  you  needn’t  try  to  come 
the  old  soldier  over  me.  I’m  not  quite  such 
a fool  as  that.” 

“I  don’t  know  what  j'ou  mean  by  coming 
the  old  soldier.  I only  asked  you  to  let  the 
cottage,  and  I will  be  responsible  for  the  rent. 
I’ll  pay  in  advance,  if  you  like.” 

“Yes,  you  want  me  to  let  the  cottage  for  you 
to  put  in  this  girl.” 


“I  beg  your  pardon,”  said  Tom,  interrupting 
him,  and  scarcely  able  to  keep  bis  temper;  “I 
told  you  it  was  for  this  young  Winburn.” 

“ Of  course  you  told  me  so.  Ha  ! ha!” 
“And  you  don’t  believe  me.” 

“Come,  now,  all’s  fair  in  love  and  war. 
But,  I tell  you,  you  needn’t  be  mealy-mouthed 
with  me.  You  don’t  mind  his  living  there  ; 
he’s  away  at  work  all  day,  eh  ? and  his  wife 
stays  at  home.” 

“ Mr.  Wurley,  I give  you  my  honor  I never 
saw  the  girl  in  my  life  that  I know  of,  and  I 
don’t  know  tliat  she  will  marry  him.” 

“What  did  you  talk  about  your  friend  for, 
then?”  said  Mr.  Wurley,  stopping  and  staring 
at  Tom,  curiosity  beginning  to  mingle  with  his 
look  of  cunning  unbelief. 

“Because  I meant  just  what  I said.” 

“And  the  friend,  then  ?” 

“I  have  told  you  several  times  that  this 
young  Winburn  is  the  man.” 

“ What ! your  friend  ?" 

“Yes,  my  friend,”  said  Tom;  and  he  felt 
himself  getting  red  at  having  to  call  Harry  his 
friend  in  such  company.  Mr.  Wurley  looked 
at  him  for  a few  moments,  and  then  took  his 
leg  off  the  billiard-table,  and  came  round  to 
Tom  with  the  sort  of  patronizing  air  with  which 
he  had  lectured  him  on  billiards. 

“I  say.  Brown,  I’ll  give  you  a piece  of  ad- 
vice,” he  said.  “You’re  a young  fellow,  and 
haven’t  seen  any  thing  of  the  world.  Oxford’s 
all  very  well,  but  it  isn’t  the  world.  Now  I 
tell  you,  a young  fellow  can’t  do  himself  great- 
er harm  than  getting  into  low  company  and 
talking  as  yon  have  been  talking.  It  might 
ruin  you  in  the  county.  That  sort  of  radical 
stuff  won’t  do,  you  know — calling  a farm  laborer 
your  friend.” 

Tom  chafed  at  this  advice  from  a man  who, 
he  well  knew,  was  notoriously  in  the  habit  of 
entertaining  at  his  house,  and  living  familiarly 
with,  betting-men  and  trainers,  and  all  the  riff- 
raff of  the  turf.  But  he  restrained  himself  by 
a considerable  effort,  and,  instead  of  retorting, 
as  he  felt  inclined  to  do,  said,  with  an  attempt 
to  laugh  it  off,  “Thank  you,  I don’t  think 
there’s  much  fear  of  my  turning  radical.  But 
will  you  let  me  the  cottage  ?” 

“My  agent  manages  all  that.  We  talked 
about  pulling  it  down.  The  cottage  is  in  my 
preserves,  and  I don’t  mean  to  have  some  poach- 
ing fellow  there  to  be  sneaking  out  at  night  af- 
ter my  pheasants.” 

‘ ‘ But  his  grandfather  and  great-grandfather 
lived  there.” 

“I  dare  say,  but  it’s  my  cottage.” 

“ But  surely  that  gives  him  a claim  to  it.” 
“D — n it ! it’s  my  cottage.  You’re  not  go- 
ing to  tell  me  I mayn’t  do  what  I like  with  it, 
I suppose.” 

“I  only  said  that  his  family  having  lived 
there  so  long  gives  him  a claim.” 

“A  claim  to  what?  These  are  some  more 
of  your  cursed  radical  notions.  I think  they 
might  teach  you  something  better  at  Oxford.” 


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Tom  was  now  perfectly  cool,  but  withal  in  | 
such  a tremendous  fury  of  excitement  that  he 
forgot  the  interests  of  his  client  altogether. 

“ I came  here,  sir,”  he  said,  very  quietly  and 
slowly,  “ not  to  request  your  advice  on  my  own 
account,  or  your  opinion  on  the  studies  of  Ox- 
ford, valuable  as  no  doubt  they  are;  I came  to 
ask  you  to  let  this  cottage  to  me,  and  I wish  to 
have  your  answer.” 

“ I’ll  be  d — d if  I do  ; there’s  my  answer.” 
“Very  well,”  said  Tom ; “ tlien  I have  only 
to  wish  you  good-morning.  I am  sorry  to  have 
wasted  a day  in  the  company  of  a man  who  sets 
up  for  a country  gentleman  with  the  tongue  of 
a Thames  bargee  and  the  heart  of  a Jew  pawn- 
broker.” 

Mr.  Wurley  rushed  to  the  bell  and  rang  it 

furiously.  “By  !”  he  almost  screamed, 

shaking  his  fist  at  Tom,  “I’ll  have  you  horse- 
whipped out  of  ray  house !”  and  then  poured  forth 
a flood  of  uncomplimentary  slang,  ending  in  an- 
other pull  at  the  bell,  and  ‘ ‘ By ! I’ll  have 

you  horsewhipped  out  of  my  house!” 

“You  had  better  try  it  on — you  and  your 
flunkeys  together,”  said  Tom,  taking  a cigar- 
case  out  of  his  pocket  and  lighting  up — the  most 
defiant  and  exasperating  action  he  could  think 
of  on  the  spur  of  the  moment.  “ Here’s  one 
of  them ; so  I’ll  leave  you  to  give  him  his  or- 
ders, and  wait  for  five  minutes  in  the  hall, 
where  there’s  more  room.”  And  so,  leaving 
the  footman  gaping  at  his  lord,  he  turned  on 
his  heel,  with  the  air  of  Bernardo  del  Carpio  af- 
ter he  had  bearded  King  Alphonso,  and  walked 
into  the  hall. 

He  heard  men  running  to  and  fro,  and  doors 
banging,  as  he  stood  there  looking  at  the  old 
buff-coats,  and  rather  thirsting  for  a fight. 
Presently  a door  opened,  and  the  portly  butler 
shuffled  in,  looking  considerably  embarrassed, 
and  said,  / 

“ Please,  sir,  to  go  out  quiet,  else  he’ll  be 
having  one  of  his  fits.” 

“Your  master,  you  mean.” 

“Yes,  sir,”  said  the  butler,  nodding,  “D.  T., 
sir.  After  one  of  his  rages  the  black  dog  comes, 
and  it’s  hawful  work ; so  I hope  you  will  go, 
sir.” 

“Very  well,  of  course  I’ll  go.  I don’t  want 
to  give  him  a fit.”  Saying  which,  Tom  walked 
out  of  the  hall-door,  and  leisurely  round  to  the 
stables,  where  he  found  already  signs  of  commo- 
tion. Without  regarding  them,  he  got  his  horse 
saddled  and  bridled,  and  after  looking  him  over 
carefully,  and  patting  him,  and  feeling  his  girths 
in  the  yard,  in  the  presence  of  a cluster  of  re- 
tainers of  one  sort  or  another,  who  were  gather- 
ed from  the  house  and  offices,  and  looking  sorely 
puzzled  whether  to  commence  hostilities  or  not, 
mounted  and  walked  quietly  out. 

After  his  anger  had  been  a little  cooled  by 
the  fresh  air  of  the  wild  country  at  the  back  of  the 
Hawk’s  Lynch,  which  he  struck  into  on  his  way 
home  soon  after  leaving  the  park,  it  suddenly 
occurred  to  him  that,  however  satisfactory  to 
himself  the  results  of  his  encounter  with  this 


unjust  landlord  might  seem,  they  would  proba- 
bly prove  any  thing  but  agreeable  to  the  would- 
be  tenant,  Harry  Winburn.  In  fact,  as  he  medi- 
tated on  the  matter,  it  became  clear  to  him 
that  in  the  course  of  one  morning  he  had  proba- 
bly exasperated  old  Simon  against  his  aspirant 
son-in-law,  and  put  a serious  spoke  in  Harry’s 
love-wheel,  on  the  one  hand,  while,  on  the  oth- 
er, he  had  insured  his  speedy  expulsion  from  his 
cottage,  if  not  the  demolition  of  that  building. 
Whereupon  he  became  somewhat  low  under 
the  conviction  that  his  friendship,  which  was  to 
work  such  wonders  for  the  said  Harry,  and  de- 
liver him  out  of  all  his  troubles,  had  as  yet  only 
made  his  whole  look-out  in  the  world  very 
much  darker  and  more  dusty.  In  short,  as  yet 
he  had  managed  to  do  considerably  less  than 
nothing  for  his  friend,  and  he  felt  very  small 
before  he  got  home  that  evening.  He  was  far, 
however,  from  being  prepared  for  the  serious 
way  in  which  his  father  looked  upon  his  day’s 
proceedings.  Mr.  Brown  was  sitting  by  him- 
self after  dinner  when  his  son  turned  up,  and 
had  to  drink  several  extra  glasses  of  port  to 
keep  himself  decently  composed,  while  Tom 
narrated  the  events  of  the  day  in  the  intervals 
of  his  attacks  on  the  dinner,  which  was  brought 
back  for  him.  When  the  servant  had  cleared 
away,  Mr.  Brown  proceeded  to  comment  on  the 
history  in  a most  clecided  manner. 

Tom  was  wrong  to  go  to  the  Grange,  in  the 
first  instance ; and  this  part  of  the  homily  was 
amplified  by  a discourse  on  the  corruption  of 
the  turf  in  general,  and  the  special  curse  of 
small  country  races  in  particular,  which  such 
men  as  Wurley  supported,  and  which,  but  for 
them,  would  cease.  Racing,  which  used  to  be 
the  pastime  of  great  people,  wdro  could  well  af- 
ford to  spend  a few  thousands  a year  on  their 
pleasure,  had  now  mostly  fallen  into  the  hands 
of  the  very  worst  and  lowest  men  of  all  classes, 
most  of  whom  Avould  not  scruple — as  Mr.  Brown 
strongly  put  it — to  steal  a copper  out  of  a blind 
beggar’s  hat.  If  he  must  go,  at  any  rate  he 
might  have  done  his  errand  and  come  awa}'-, 
instead  of  staying  there  all  day  accepting  the 
man’s  hospitality.  Mr.  Brown  himself  really 
should  be  much  embarrassed  to  know  what  to 
to  do  if  the  man  should  happen  to  attend  the 
next  sessions  or  assizes. 

But,  above  all,  having  accepted  his  hospitali- 
ty, to  turn  round  at  the  end  and  insult  the  man 
in  his  own  house ! This  seemed  to  Brown,  J.  P., 
a monstrous  and  astounding  performance. 

This  new  way  of  putting:  matters  took  Tom 
entirely  by  surprise.  He  attempted  a defense, 
but  in  vain.  His  father  admitted  that  it  would 
be  a hard  case  if  Harry  were  turned  out  of  his 
cottage,  but  wholly  reffised  to  listen  to  Tom’s 
endeavors  to  prove  that  a tenant  in  such  a case 
had  any  claim  or  right  as  against  his  landlord. 
A weekly  tenant  was  a weekly  tenant,  and  no 
succession  of  weeks’  holding  could  make  him 
any  thing  more.  Tom  found  himself  rushing 
into  a line  of  argument  which  astonished  him- 
self and  sounded  wild,  but  in  which  he  felt  sure 


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there  was  some  truth,  and  which,  therefore,  he 
would  not  abandon,  though  his  father  was  evi- 
dently annoyed,  and  called  it  a mere  mischiev- 
ous sentiment.  Each  was  more  moved  than 
he  would  have  liked  to  own ; each  in  his  own 
heart  felt  aggrieved,  and  blamed  the  other  for 
not  understanding  him.  But,  though  obstinate 
on  the  general  question,  upon  the  point  of  his 
leaving  the  Grange  Tom  was  fairly  brought  to 
shame,  and  gave  in  at  last,  and  expressed  his 
sorrow,  though  he  could  not  help  maintaining 
that,  if  his  father  could  have  heard  what  took 
place,  and  seen  the  man’s  manner,  he  would 
scarcely  blame  him  for  what  he  had  said  and 
done.  Having  once  owned  himself  in  the 
wrong,  however,  there  was  nothing  for  it  but  to 
write  an  apology,  the  composition  of  which  was 
as  disagreeable  a task  as  had  ever  fallen  to  his 
lot. 


CHAPTER  XXXIV. 

MHAEN  AFAN. 

Has  any  person,  of  any  nation  or  language, 
found  out  and  given  to  the  world  any  occupa- 
tion, work,  diversion,  or  pursuit  more  subtlely 
dangerous  to  the  susceptible  youth  of  both  sex- 
es than  that  of  nutting  in  pairs.  If  so,  who, 
where,  what  ? A few  years  later  in  life,  per- 
haps district  visiting,  and  attending  schools  to- 
gether, may  in  certain  instances  be  more  fatal ; 
but,  in  the  first  bright  days  of  youth,  a day’s 
nutting  against  the  world!  A day  in  autumn, 
warm  enough  to  make  sitting  in  sheltered 
nooks  in  the  woods,  wherever  the  sunshine  lies, 
very  pleasant,  and  .yet  not  too  warm  'to  make 
exercise  uncomfortable — two  young  people  who 
have  been  thrown  much  together,  one  of  whom 
is  conscious  of  the  state  of  his  feelings  to- 
wards the  other,  and  is,  moreover,  aware  that 
his  hours  are  numbered,  that  in  a few  days 
at  farthest  they  will  be  separated  for  many 
months,  that  persons  in  authority,  on  both  sides, 
are  beginning  to  suspect  something  (as  is  ap- 
parent from  the  difficulty  they  have  had  in  get- 
ting away  together  at  all  on  this  same  after- 
noon)— here  is  a conjunction  of  persons  and 
circumstances,  if  ever  there  wms  one  in  the 
world,  which  is  surely  likely  to  end  in  a catas- 
trophe. Indeed,  so  obvious  to  the  meanest  ca- 
pacity is  the  danger  of  the  situation,  that,  as 
Tom  had,  in  his  own  mind,  staked  his  charac- 
ter for  resolution  with  his  private  self  on  the 
keeping  of  his  secret  till  after  he  was  of  age,  it 
is  hard  to  conceive  how  he  can  have  been  foolish 
enough  to  get  himself  into  a hazel  copse  alone 
with  Miss  Mary  on  the  earliest  day  he  could 
manage  it  after  the  arrival  of  the  Porters,  on 
their  visit  to  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Brorvn.  That  is  to 
say,  it  would  be  hard  to  conceive,  if  it  didn’t  just 
happen  to  be  the  most  natural  thing  in  the  world. 

For  the  first  twenty-four  hours  after  their 
meeting  in  the  home  of  his  fathers,  the  two  i 
young  people,  and  Tom  in  particular,  felt  very  j 
uncomfortable.  Mary,  being  a young  lady  of  | 


very  high  spirits,  and,  as  readers  may  probably 
have  discovered,  much  given  to  that  kind  of 
conversation  which  borders  as  nearly  upon 
what  men  commonly  call  chaff  as  a well-bred 
girl  can  venture  on,  w’as  annoyed  to  find  her- 
self quite  at  fault  in  all  her  attempts  to  get  her 
old  antagonist  of  Commemoration  to  show  fight. 
She  felt  in  a moment  how  changed  his  manner 
was,  and  thought  it  by  no  means  changed  for 
the  better.  As  for  Tom,  he  felt  foolish  and 
shy  at  first  to  an  extent  which  drove  him  half 
wild  ; his  words  stuck  in  his  throat,  and  he 
took  to  blushing  again  like  a boy  of  fourteen. 
In  fact,  he  got  so  angry  with  himself  that  he 
rather  avoided  her  actual  presence,  though  she 
was  scarcely  a moment  out  of  his  sight.  IMr. 
Brown  made  the  best  of  his  son’s  retreat,  de- 
voted himself  most  gallantly  to  Mary,  and  was 
completely  captivated  by  her  before  bed-time 
on  the  first  night  of  their  visit.  He  triumphed 
over  his  wife  when  they  were  alone,  and  laugh- 
ed at  the  groundlessness  of  her  suspicions.  But 
she  was  by  no  means  so  satisfied  on  the  subject 
as  her  husband. 

In  a day  or  two,  however,  Tom  began  to  take 
heart  of  grace,  and  to  find  himself  oftener  at 
Mary’s  side,  with  something  to  say,  and  more  to 
look.  But  now  she,  in  her  turn,  began  to  be 
embarrassed  ; for  all  attempts  to  re-establish 
their  old  footing  failed,  and  the  difficulty  of 
finding  a satisfactory  new  one  remained  to  be 
solved.  So  for  the  present,  though  neither  of 
them  found  it  quite  satisfactoiy,  they  took  ref- 
uge in  the  presence  of  a third  party,  and  attach- 
ed themselves  to  Katie,  talking  at  one  another 
through  her.  Nothing  could  exceed  Katie’s 
judiciousness  as  a medium  of  communication  ; 
and  through  her  a better  understanding  began 
to  establish  itself,  and  the  visit  which  both  of 
them  had  been  looking  forward  to  so  eagerly  seem- 
ed likely,  after  all,  to  be  as  pleasant  in  fact  as 
it  had  been  in  anticipation.  As  they  became 
more  at  ease,  the  vigilance  of  Mrs.  Brown  and 
Mrs.  Porter  seemed  likely  to  revive.  But  in  a 
country  house  there  must  be  plenty  of  chances 
for  young  folk  who  mean  it,  to  be  together ; 
and  so  they  found  and  made  use  of  their  oppor- 
tunities, giving  at  the  same  time  as  little  cause 
to  their  natural  guardians  as  possible  for  any 
serious  interference.  The  families  got  on,  on 
the  whole,  so  well  together,  that  the  visit  was 
prolonged  from  the  original  four  or  five  days  to 
a fortnight ; and  this  time  of  grace  was  drawing 
to  a close  when  the  event  happened  which 
made  the  visit  memorable  to  our  hero. 

On  the  morning  in  question,  Mr.  Brown  ar- 
ranged at  breakfast  that  he  and  his  wife  should 
drive  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Porter  to  make  calls  on  several 
of  the  neighbors.  Tom  declared  his  intention 
of  taking  a long  day  after  the  partridges,  and 
the  young  ladies  were  to  go  and  make  a sketch 
of  the  house  from  a point  which  Katie  had 
chosen.  Accordingly,  directly  after  luncheon, 
the  carriage  came  round  and  the  elders  depart- 
ed ; and  the  young  ladies  started  together,  car- 
rying their  sketching  apparatus  with  them. 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


It  was  probably  a bad  day  for  scent ; for  they 
had  not  been  gone  a quarter  of  an  hour  when 
Tom  came  home,  deposited  his  gun,  and  follow- 
ed on  their  steps.  He  found  them  sitting  un- 
der the  lee  of  a high  bank,  sufficiently  intent 
on  their  drawings,  but  neither  surprised  nor  sor- 
ry to  find  that  he  had  altered  his  mind,  and 
come  back  to  interrupt  them.  So  he  lay  down 
near  them,  and  talked  of  Oxford  and  Engle- 
bourn,  and  so  from  one  thing  to  another,  till  he 
got  upon’ the  subject  of  nutting,  and  the  sylvan 
beauties  of  a neighboring  wood.  Mary  was  get- 
ting on  badly  with  her  drawing,  and  jumped  at 
the  idea  of  a ramble  in  the  wood ; but  Katie 
was  obdurate,  and  resisted  all  their  solicitations 
to  move.  She  suggested,  however,  that  they 
might  go ; and,  as  Tom  declared  that  they 
should  not  be  out  of  call,  and  would  be  back  in 
half  an  hour  at  farthest,  Mary  consented ; and 
they  left  the  sketcher,  and  strolled  together  out 
of  the  fields,  and  into  the  road,  and  so  through 
a gate  into  the  wood.  It  was  a pleasant  oak 
wood.  The  wild  flowers  were  over,  but  the  great 
masses  of  ferns,  four  or  five  feet  high,  made  a 
grand  carpet  round  the  stems  of  the  forest  mon- 
archs,  and  a fitting  couch  for  here  and  there  one 
of  them  Avhich  had  been  lately  felled,  and  lay  in 
fallen  majesty,  with  bare  shrouded  trunk,  await- 
ing the  sawyers.  Farther  on,  the  hazel  under- 
wood stood  thickly  on  each  side  of  the  green 
rides,  down  which  they  sauntered  side  by  side. 
Tom  talked  of  the  beauty  of  the  wood  in  spring- 
time, and  the  glorious  succession  of  coloring — 
pale  yellow,  and  deep  blue  and  white,  and  pur- 
ple— which  the  primroses,  and  hyacinths  and 
starwort,  and  foxgloves  gave,  each  in  their 
turn,  in  the  early  year,  and  mourned  over  their 
absence.  But  Mary  preferred  autumn,  and 
would  not  agree  with  him.  She  was  enthusi- 
astic for  ferns  and  heather.  He  gathered  some 
sprigs  of  the  latter  for  her,  from  a little  sandy 
patch  which  they  passed,  and  some  more  for  his 
own  button-hole  ; and  then  they  engaged  in  the 
absorbing  pursuit  of  nutting,  and  the  talk  almost 
ceased.  He  caught  the  higher  branches,  and 
bent  them  down  to  her,  and  watched  her  as  she 
gathered  them,  and  wondered  at  the  ease  and 
grace  of  all  her  movements,  and  the  unconscious 
beauty  of  her  attitudes.  Soon  she  became 
more  enterprising  herself,  and  made  little  ex- 
cursions into  the  copse,  surmounting  briers,  and 
passing  through  tangled  places  like  a Naiad,  be- 
fore he  could  be  there  to  help  her.  And  so  they 
went  on,  along  the  rides  and  through  the  copse, 
forgetting  Katie  and  time,  till  they  were  brought 
up  by  the  fence  on  the  farther  side  of  the  wood. 
The  ditch  was  on  the  outside,  and  on  the  inside 
a bank  with  a hedge  on  the  top,  full  of  tempt- 
ing hazel-bushes.  She  clapped  her  hands  at 
the  sight,  and,  declining  his  help,  stepped  light- 
ly i^p  the  bank  and  began  gathering.  He  turn- 
ed away  for  a moment,  jumped  up  the  bank 
himself,  and  followed  her  example. 

He  was  standing  up  in  the  hedge,  and  reach- 
ing after  a tempting  cluster  of  nuts,  when  he 
heard  a short  sharp  cry  of  pain  behind  him. 


which  made  him  spring  backward,  and  nearly 
miss  his  footing  as  he  came  to  the  ground.  Re- 
covering himself,  and  turning  round,  he  saw 
Mary  lying  at  the  foot  of  the  bank  writhing  in 
pain. 

He  was  at  her  side  in  an  instant,  and  dread- 
fully alarmed. 

“Good  heavens!  what  has  happened?”  he 
said. 

“My  ankle!”  she  cried;  and  the  effort  of 
speaking  brought  the  sudden  flush  of  pain  to 
her  brow. 

“ Oh  ! what  can  I do  ?” 

“ The  boot ! the  boot !”  she  said,  leaning  for- 
ward to  unlace  it,  and  then  sinking  back  against 
the  bank.  “It  is  so  painful ! I hope  I shan’t 
faint.” 

Poor  Tom  could  only  clasp  his  hands  as  he 
knelt  by  her,  and  repeat,  “Oli,  Avhat  can  I do? 
— what  can  I do  ?”  His  utter  bewilderment 
presently  roused  Mary,  and  her  natural  high 
courage  was  beginning  to  master  the  pain. 

“ Have  you  a knife  ?” 

“Yes — here,”  he  said,  pulling  one  out  of  his 
pocket  and  opening  it ; “ here  it  is.” 

“ Please  cut  the  lace.” 

Tom,  with  beating  heart  and  trembling  hand, 
cut  the  lace,  and  then  looked  up  at  her. 

“Oh,  be  quick — cut  it  again!  Don’t  be 
afraid.” 

He  cut  it  again  ; and,  without  taking  hold  of 
the  foot,  gently  pulled  out  the  ends  of  the  lace. 

She  again  leaned  forward,  and  tried  to  take 
off  the  boot ; but  the  pain  was  too  great,  and 
she  sank  back,  and  put  her  hand  up  to  her  flush- 
ed face. 

“ May  I try  ? — perhaps  I could  do  it.” 

“ Yes,  pray  do.  Oh,  I can’t  bear  the  pain  !” 
she  added,  next  moment ; and  Tom  felt  ready 
to  bang  himself  for  having  been  the  cause  of  it. 
“You  must  cut  the  boot  off,  please.” 

“But  perhaps  I may  cut  you.  Do  you  real- 
ly mean  it?” 

“Yes,  really.  There,  take  care.  How  your 
hand  shakes.  You  will  never  do  for  a doctor.” 
His  hand  did  shake,  certainly.  He  had  cut 
a little  hole  in  the  stocking ; but,  under  the 
circumstances,  we  need  not  wonder — the  situa- 
tion was  new  and  trying.  Urged  on  by  her,  he 
cut  and  cut  away,  and,  at  last,  off  came  the 
boot,  and  her  beautiful  little  foot  lay  on  the 
green  turf.  She  was  much  relieved  at  once, 
but  still  in  great  pain ; and  now  he  began  to 
recover  his  head. 

‘ ‘ The  ankle  should  be  bound  up ; may  I try  ?” 
“ Oh  yes ; but  what  with  ?” 

Tom  dived  into  his  shooting-coat  pocket,  and 
produced  one  of  the  large,  many-colored  neck- 
wrappers  which  were  fashionable  at  0;xford  in 
those  days. 

“How  lucky!”  he  said,  as  he  tore  it  into 
strips.  “I  think  this  will  do.  Now,  you’ll 
stop  me,  won’t  you,  if  I hurt,  or  don’t  do  it 
right  ?” 

“ Don’t  be  afraid.  I’m  much  better.  Bind  it 
tight — tighter  than  that.” 


TOM  BKOM^N  AT  OXFORD. 


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Ho  wound  the  strips  as  tenderly  as  he  could 
round  her  foot  and  ankle,  with  hands  all  alive 
with  nerves,  and  wondering  more  and  moi'e  at 
her  courage  as  she  kept  urging  him  to  draw 
the  bandage  tighter  yet.  Then,  still  under  her 
direction,  he  fastened  and  pinned  down  the 
ends;  and  as  he  was  rather  neat  with  his  fin- 
gers, from  the  practice  of  tying  flies  and  splic- 
ing rods  and  bats,  produced,  on  the  whole,  a 
creditable  sort  of  bandage.  Then  he  looked 
up  at  her,  the  perspiration  standing  on  his  fore- 
liead,  as  if  he  had  been  pulling  a race,  and  said  : 
“Will  that  do?  I’m  afraid  it’s  very  awk- 
ward.” 

“Oh  no;  thank  you  so  much!  But  I’m  so 
sorry  you  have  torn  your  handkerchief.” 

Tom  made  no' answer  to  this  remark  except 
by  a look.  What  could  he  say,  but  that  he 
would  gladly  have  torn  his  skin  off  for  the 
same  purpose , if  it  would  have  been  of  any  use. 
But  this  speech  did  not  seem  quite  the  thing 
for  the  moment. 

“ But  how  do  you  feel  ? Is  it  very  painful  ?” 
he  asked. 

“ Rather.  But  don’t  look  so  anxious.  In- 
deed, it  is  very  bearable.  But  what  are  we  to 
do  now  ?” 

He  thought  for  a moment,  and  said,  with 
something  like  a sigh — 

“Shall  I run  home,  and  bring  the  servants, 
and  a sofa  or  something  to  carry  you  on?” 

“No  ; I shouldn’t  like  to  be  left  here  alone.” 
His  face  brightened  again. 

“How  near  is  the  nearest  cottage?”  she 
asked. 

“There’s  none  nearer  than  the  one  which  we 
passed  on  the  road — on  the  other  side  of  the 
wmod,  you  know.” 

“ Then  I must  try  to  get  there.  You  must 
help  me  up.” 

He  sprang  to  his  feet,  and  stooped  over  her, 
doubting  how  to  begin  helping  her.  He  had 
never  felt  so  shy  in  his  life.  He  held  out  his 
hands. 

“ I think  you  must  put  your  arm  round  me,” 
she  said,  after  looking  at  him  for  a moment. 
He  lifted  her  on  to  her  feet. 

“Now  let  me  lean  on  your  arm.  There,  I 
dare  say  I shall  manage  to  hobble  along  well 
enough  ;”  and  she  made  a brave  attempt  to 
walk.  But  the  moment  the  injured  foot  touch- 
ed the  ground,  she  stopped  with  a catch  of  her 
breath,  and  a shiver,  which  went  through  Tom 
like  a knife ; and  the  flush  came  back  into  her 
face,  4ind  she  would  have  fallen  had  he  not 
again  put  his  arm  round  her  waist  and  held  her 
up.  “I  am  better  again  now,”  she  said,  after 
a second  or  two. 

“ But,  Mary,  dear  Mary,  don’t  try  to  vyalk 
again.  For  my  sake.  I can’t  bear  it.” 

“ But  what  am  I to  do?”  she  said.  “ I must 
get  back  somehow.” 

“Will  you  let  me  carry  you?” 

She  looked  in  his  face  again,  and  then  drop- 
ped her  eyes,  and  hesitated. 

“I  wouldn’t  offer,  dear,  if  there  were  any 
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other  way.  But  you  mustn’t  walk.  Indeed, 
you  must  not ; you  may  lame  yourself  for  life.” 

He  spoke  very  quietly,  with  his  eyes  fixed  on 
the  ground,  though  his  heart  was  beating  so 
that  ho  feared  she  would  hear  it. 

“Very  well,”  she  said ; “ but  I’m  very  Iicavy.” 

So  he  lifted  her  gently,  and  stepped  off  down 
the  ride,  carrying  his  whole  world  in  his  arms, 
in  an  indescribable  flutter  of  joy,  and  triumph, 
and  fear.  He  had  gone  some  forty  yards  or 
so,  when  he  staggered,  and  stopped  for  a mo- 
ment. 

“Oh,  pray  put  me  down — pray  do!  You’ll 
hurt  yourself.  I’m  too  heavy.” 

For  the  credit  of  muscular  Cliristianitv,  one 
must  say. that  it  was  not  her  weight,  but  tlie  tu- 
mult in  his  own  inner  man,  which  made  her 
bearer  totter.  Nevertheless,  if  one  is  wholly 
unused  to  the  exercise,  the  carrying  a healthy 
young  English  girl  weighing  a good  eight 
stone,  is  as  much  as  most  men  can  convenient- 
ly manage. 

“I’ll  just  put  you  down  for  a moment,”  he 
said.  “Now  take  care  of  the  foot;”  and  he 
stooped,  and  placed  her  tenderly  against  one  of 
the  oaks  which  bordered  the  ride,  standing  by 
her  side  without  looking  at  her.  Neither  of 
them  spoke  for  a minute.  Then  he  asked, 
still  looking  away  down  the  ride,  “How  is  the 
foot?” 

“ Oh,  pretty  well,”  she  answered,  cheerfully. 
“ Now  leave  me  here,  and  go  for  help.  It  is 
absurd  of  me  to  mind  being  left,  and  you  mustn’t 
carry  me  any  more.” 

He  turned,  and  their  eyes  met  for  a moment, 
but  that  was  enough. 

“Are  you  ready  ?”  he  said. 

“ Yes,  but  take  care.  Don’t  go  far.  Stop 
directly  you  feel  tired.” 

Then  he  lifted  her  again,  and  this  time  car- 
ried her  without  faltering  till  they  came  to  a 
hillock  covered  with  soft  grass.  Here  they  rest- 
ed again,  and  so,  by  easy  stages,  he  carried  her 
through  the  wood  and  out  into  the  road,  to  the 
nearest  cottage,  neither  of  them  speaking. 

An  old  woman  came  to  the  door  in  answer  to 
his  kick,  and  went  off  into  ejaculations  of  pity 
and  wonder  in  the  broadest  Berkshire,  at  seeing 
Master  Tom  and  his  burden.  But  he  pushed 
into  the  house  and  cut  her  short  with — 

“Now,  Mrs.  Pike,  don’t  talk,  that’s  a dear- 
good  woman,  but  bustle  about,  and  bring  that 
arm-chair  here,  and  the  other  low  one,  with  a 
pillow  on  it,  for  the  young  lady’s  foot  to  rest 
on.” 

The  old  woman  obeyed  his  injunctions  ex- 
cept as  to  talking;  and,  while  she  placed  the 
chairs  and  shook  up  the  pillow,  descanted  on 
the  sovereign  virtues  of  some  green  oil  and  opo- 
deldoc, which  was  as  good  as  a charm  for  sprains 
and  bruises. 

Mary  gave  him  one  grateful  look  as  he  low- 
ered her  tenderly  and  reluctantly  into  the  chair, 
and  then  spoke  cheerf ally  to  Mrs.  Pike,  who  was 
foraging  in  a cupboard,  to  find  if  there  was  any 
of  her  famous  specific  in  the  bottom  of  the  boS- 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


tie.  As  he  stood  up  and  thought  what  to  do 
next,  he  heard  the  sound  of  distant  wheels,  and, 
looking  through  the  window,  saw  the  carriage 
coming  homeward.  It  was  a sorrowful  sight 
to  him. 

“Now,  Mrs.  Pike,”  he  said,  “ never  mind  the 
oil.  Here’s  the  carriage  coming ; just  step  out 
and  stop  it.” 

The  old  dame  scuttled  out  into  the  road. 
The  carriage  was  within  one  hundred  yards, 
lie  leaned  over  the  rough  arm-chair  in  which 
she  was  leaning  back,  looked  once  more  into  her 
eyes,  and  then,  stooping  forward,  kissed  her  lips, 
and  the  next  moment  was  by  the  side  of  Mrs. 
Pike,  signalling  the  coachman  to  stop. 

In  the  bustle  which  followed,  he  stood  aside 
and  watched  Mary,  with  his  heart  in  his  mouth. 
She  never  looked  at  him,  but  there  was  no  an- 
ger, but  only  a dreamy  look  in  her  sweet  face, 
which  seemed  to  him  a thousand  times  more 
beautiful  than  ever  before.  Then,  to  avoid  in- 
quiries, and  to  realize  all  that  had  passed  in  the 
last  wonderful  three  hours,  he  slipped  away 
while  they  were  getting  her  into  the  carriage, 
and  wandered  back  into  the  wood,  pausing  at 
each  of  their  halting-places.  At  last  he  reached 
the  scene  of  the  accident,  and  here  his  cup  of 
happiness  was  likely  to  biim  over,  for  he  found 
the  mangled  little  boot  and  the  cut  lace,  and,  se- 
curing the  precious  prize,  hurried  back  home,  to 
be  in  time  for  dinner. 

Mary  did  not  come  down  ; but  Katie,  the  only 
person  of  whom  he  dared  to  inquire,  assured 
him  that  she  was  doing  famously.  The  dinner 
was  very  embarrassing,  and  he  had  the  greatest 
difficulty  in  answering  the  searching  inquiries 
of  his  mother  and  Mrs.  Porter  as  to  how,  when, 
where,  and  in  whose  presence  the  accident  had 
happened.  As  soon  as  the  ladies  rose,  he  left 
his  father  and  Mr.  Porter  over  their  old  port 
and  politics,  and  went  out  in  the  twilight  into 
the  garden,  burdened  with  the  weight  of  sweet 
thought.  He  felt  that  he  had  something  to  do 
— to  set  himself  quite  right  with  Mary ; he  must 
speak  somehow,  that  night,  if  possible,  or  he 
should  not  be  comfortable  or  at  peace  with  his 
conscience.  There  rvere  lights  in  her  room. 
He  guessed  by  the  shadows  that  she  was  lying 
on  a couch  by  the  open  window,  round  which 
the  other  ladies  were  flitting.  Presently  lights 
appeared  in  the  drawing-room  ; and,  as  the  shut- 
ters were  being  closed,  he  saw  his  mother  and 
Mrs.  Porter  come  in  and  sit  down  near  the  fire. 
Listening  intently,  he  heard  Katie  talking  in  a 
low  voice  in  the  room  above,  and  saw  her  head 
against  the  light  as  she  sat  down  close  to  the 
window,  probably  at  the  head  of  the  couch 
where  Mary  was  lying.  Should  he  call  to  her? 
If  he  did,  how  could  he  say  what  he  wanted  to 
say  through  her  ? 

A happy  thought  struck  him.  He  turned  to 
the  flower-beds,  hunted  about  and  gathered  a 
bunch  of  heliotrope,  hurried  up  to  his  room,  took 
the  sprig  of  heather  out  of  his  shooting-coat,  tied 
them  together,  caught  up  a reel  and  line  from 
his  table,  and  tvent  into  the  room  over  Mary’s. 


He  threw  the  window  open,  and,  leaning  out, 
said  gently,  “Katie.”  No  answer.  He  repeat- 
ed the  name  louder.  No  answer  still,  and,  lean- 
ing out  yet  farther,  he  saw  that  the  window  had 
been  shut.  He  lowered  the  bunch  of  flowers, 
and,  swinging  it  backward  and  forward,  made  it 
strike  the  window  below — once,  twice;  at  the 
third  stroke  he  heard  the  window  open. 

“ Katie,”  he  whispered  again,  “is  that  you  ?” 

“Yes,  where  are  you ? What  is  this ?” 

“For  her,”  he  said,  in  the  same  whisper. 
Katie  untied  the  flowers,  and  he  waited  a few 
moments,  and  then  again  called  her  name,  and 
she  answered. 

“Has  she  the  flowers?”  he  asked. 

“ Yes,  and  she  sends  you  her  love,  and  says 
you  are  to  go  down  to  the  drawing-room and 
with  that  the  window  closed,  and  he  went  down 
with  a lightened  conscience  into  the  drawing- 
room, and,  after  joining  in  the  talk  by  the  fire 
for  a few  minutes,  took  a book  and  sat  down  at 
the  farther  side  of  the  table.  Whether  he  ever 
knew  what  the  book  was  may  be  fairly  question- 
ed, but  to  all  appearances  he  was  deep  in  the 
perusal  of  it  till  the  tea  and  Katie  arrived,  and 
the  gentlemen  from  the  dining-room.  Then 
he  tried  to  join  in  the  conversation  again ; but, 
on  the  whole,  life  was  a burden  to  him  that 
night  till  he  could  get  fairly  away  to  his  own 
room  and  commune  with  himself,  gazing  at  the 
yellow  harvest -moon,  with  his  elbows  on  the 
window-sill. 

The  ankle  got  well  very  quickly,  and  Mary 
was  soon  going  about  with  a gold-headed  stick 
which  had  belonged  to  Mr.  Brown’s  father,  and 
a limp  which  Tom  thought  the  most  beautiful 
movement  he  had  ever  seen.  But,  though  she 
was  about  again,  by  no  amount  of  patient  vigi- 
lance could  he  now  get  the  chance  of  speaking 
to  her  alone.  But  he  consoled  himself  with 
the  thought  that  she  must  understand  him ; if 
he  had  spoken  he  couldn’t  have  made  himself 
clearer. 

And  now  the  Porters’  visit  was  all  but  over, 
and  Katie  and  her  father  left  for  Englebourn. 
The  Porters  were  to  follow  the  next  day,  and 
promised  to  drive  round  and  stop  at  the  rectory 
for  lunch.  Tom  petitioned  for  a seat  in  their 
carriage  to  Englebourn.  He  had  been  devoting 
himself  to  Mrs.  Porter  ever  since  the  accident, 
and  had  told  her  a good  deal  about  his  own 
early  life.  His  account  of  his  eaidy  friendship 
for  Betty  and  her  son,  and  the  renewal  of  it  on 
the  day  he  left  Barton  Manor,  had  interested 
her,  hnd  she  was  moreover  not  insensible  to  his 
assiduous  and  respectful  attentions  to  herself, 
which  had  of  late  been  quite  marked : she  was 
touched,  too,  at  his  anxiety  to  hear  all  about 
her  boys,  and  how  they  were  going  on  at  school. 
So,  on  the  whole,  Tom  was  in  high  favor  with 
her,  and  she  most  graciously  assented  to  his  oc- 
cupying the  fourth  seat  in  their  barouche.  She 
was  not  without  her  suspicions  of  the  real  state 
of  the  case  with  him  ; but  his  behavior  had  been 
so  discreet  that  she  had  no  immediate  fears ; 
and,  after  all,  if  any  thing  should  come  of  it 


TOM  BROWN 

some  years  hence,  her  daughter  might  do  worse. 
In  the  mean  time  she  would  see  plenty  of  soci- 
ety in  London,  where  Mr.  Porter  s Avocations  kept 
him  during  the  greater  part  of  the  year. 

They  reached  Englebourn  after  a pleasant 
long  morning’s  drive ; and  Tom  stole  a glance 
at  Mary,  and  felt  that  she  understood  him,  as 
he  pointed  out  the  Hawk’s  Lynch  and  the  clump 
of  Scotch  firs  to  her  mother;  and  told  how  you 
might  see  Barton  from  the  top  of  it,  and  how 
he  loved  the  place,  and  the  old  trees,  and  the 
view. 

Katie  Avas  at  the  door  ready  to  receive  them, 
and  carried  off  Mary  and  Mrs.  Porter  to  her 
own  room.  Tom  walked  round  the  garden 
with  Mr.  Porter,  and  then  sat  in  the  drawing- 
room, and  felt  melancholy.  He  roused  himself, 
however,  Avhen  the  ladies  came  down  and  lunch- 
eon was  announced.  Mary  was  full  of  lier  rem- 
iniscences of  the  Englebourn  people,  and  espe- 
cially of  poor  Mrs.  Winburn  and  her  son,  in 
whom  she  had  begurf  to  take  a deep  interest, 
perhaps  from  OA'erhearing  some  of  Tom’s  talk 
to  her  mother.  So  Harry’s  story  Avas  canvassed 
again,  and  Katie  told  them  hoAV  he  had  been 
turned  out  of  his  cottage,  and  hoAv  anxious  she 
was  as  to  Avhat  Avould  come  of  it. 

“And  is  he  going  to  marry  your  gardener’s 
daughter,  after  all  ?”  asked  Mrs.  Porter. 

“lam  afraid  there  is  not  much  chance  of  it,” 
said  Katie  ; “I  can  not  make  Martha  out.” 

“Is  she  at  home,  Katie?”  asked  Mary;  “I 
should  like  to  see  her  again.  I took  a great 
fancy  to  her  Avhen  I Avas  here.” 

“Yes,  she  is  at  the  lodge.  We  Avill  Avalk 
there  after  luncheon.” 

So  it  Avas  settled  that  the  carriage  should  pick 
them  up  at  the  lodge ; and  soon  after  luncheon, 
Avhile  the  horses  Avere  being  put  to,  the  Avhole 
party  started  for  the  lodge  after  saying  good-bye 
to  Mr.  Winter,  Avho  retired  to  his  room  much 
fatigued  by  his  unAvonted  hospitality. 

Old  Simon’s  wife  ansAvered  their  knock  at 
the  lodge  door,  and  they  all  entered,  and  Mrs. 
Porter  paid  her  compliments  on  the  cleanliness 
of  the  room. 

Then  Mary  said,  “Is  your  daughter  at  home, 
Mrs.  Gibbons?” 

“Ees,  miss,  someweres  handy,”  replied  Mrs. 
Gibbons;  “ her  hav’n’t been  gone  out,  not  dree 
minnit.” 

“ I should  like  so  much  to  say  good-bye  to 
her,”  said  Mary.  “ We  shall  be  leaving  Bar- 
ton soon,  and  I shall  not  see  her  again  till  next 
summer.” 

“Lor  bless’ee,  miss,  ’tis  AA’erry  good  oA^’oe, ” 
said  the  old  dame  A’ery  proud ; “ do’ee  set 
doAvn,  then,  Avhile  I gees  her  a call.”  And 
Avith  that  she  hurried  out  of  the  door  Avhich  led 
through  the  back  kitchen  into  the  little  yard 
behind  the  lodge,  and  the  next  moment  they 
heard  her  calling  out ; 

“ Patty ! Patty ! Avher  hist  got  to  ? Come  in 
and  see  the  gentlefolk.” 

The. name  Avhich  the  old  Avoman  Avas  calling 
out  made  Tom  start. 


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“ I thought  you  said  her  name  Avas  IMartha,” 
said  Mrs.  Porter. 

“Patty  is  short  for  Martha  in  Berkshire,” 
said  Katie,  laughing. 

“ And  Patty  is  such  a pretty  name.  I Avon- 
der  you  don’t  call  her  Patty,”  said  Mary. 

“ We  had  a housemaid  of  the  same  name  a 
year  or  tAvo  ago,  and  it  made  such  a confusion 
— and  Avhen  one  once  gets  used  to  a name  it  is 
so  hard  to  change — so  she  hasalAvays  been  call- 
ed Martha.” 

“Well,  I’m  all  for  Patty;  don't  you  think 
so?”  said  Mary,  turning  to  Tom. 

The  sudden  introduction  of  a name  Avhich  he 
had  such  reasons  for  remembering,  the  memo- 
ries and  fears  Avhich  it  called  up — above  all,  the 
beAvilderment  Avhich  he  felt  at  hearing  it  tossed 
about  and  canvassed  by  Mary  in  his  presence,  as 
if  there  Avere  nothing  more  in  it  than  in  any 
other  name — confused  him  so  that  he  fiounder- 
ed  and  blundered  in  his  attempt  to  ansAver,  and 
at  last  gave  it  up  altogether.  She  Avas  surprised, 
and  looked  at  him  inquiringly.  His  eyes  fell 
before  hers,  and  he  turned  aAvay  to  the  AvindoAv, 
and  looked  at  the  carriage,  Avliich  had  just 
draAvn  up  at  the  lodge-door.  He  had  scarcely 
time  to  think  hoAv  foolish  he  Avas  to  be  so  moved, 
when  he  heard  the  back  kitchen  door  oiien 
again,  and  the  old  Avoman  and  her  daughter 
come  in.  He  turned  round  sharpl)'-,  and  there 
on  the  floor  of  the  room,  courtesying  to  the 
ladies,  stood  the  ex-barmaid  of  “The  Choughs.” 
His  first  impulse  Avas  to  hurry  away — she  Avas 
looking  doAvn,  and  he  might  not  be  recognized  ; 
his  next,  to  stand  his  ground  and  take  Avhatever 
might  come.  Mary  went  up  to  her  and  took 
her  hand,  saying  that  she  could  not  go  aAvay 
without  coming  to  see  her.  Patty  looked  up  to 
ansAver,  and,  glancing  round  the  room,  caught 
sight  of  him. 

He  stepped  foiuvard,  and  then  stopped  and 
tried  to  speak,  but  no  words  would  come.  Pat- 
ty looked  at  him,  dropped  Maryv’s  hand,  blushed 
up  to  the  roots  of  her  hair  as  she  looked  timidly 
round  at  the  Avondering  spectators,  and,  putting 
her  hands  to  her  face,  ran  out  of  the  back  door 
again. 

“ LaAvk  a massy ! AvhateA’er  can  ha’  cum  to  our 
Patty?”  said  Mrs.  Gibbons,  folloAving  her  out. 

“I  think  Ave  had  better  go,”  said  Mr.  Por- 
ter, giving  his  arm  to  his  daughter,  and  leading 
her  to  the  door,  “Good-bye,  Katie;  shall  Ave 
see  you  again  at  Barton  ?” 

“I  don’t  know,  uncle,”  Katie  ansAvered,  fol- 
loAving  Avith  Mrs.  Porter  in  a state  of  sad  beAvil- 
dermont. 

Tom,  Avith  his  brains  SAvimming,  got  out  a 
few  stammering  fareAvell  Avords,  Avhich  Mr.  and 
Mrs.  Porter  receiA’ed  Avith  marked  coldness  as 
they  stepped  into  their  carriage.  Mary’s  face 
Avas  flushed  and  uneasy,  but  at  her  he  scarce- 
ly dared  to  steal  a look,  and  to  her  he  Avas  quite 
unable  to  speak  a Avord. 

Then  the  carriage  drove  off,  and  he  turned 
and  found  Katie  standing  at  his  side,  her  eyes 
full  of  serious  AA'onder.  His  fell  before  them. 


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“ My  dear  Tom,”  she  said,  “ what  is  all  this  ? 
I thought  you  had  never  seen  Martha  ?” 

“ So  I thought — I didn’t  know — I can’t  talk 
now — I’ll  explain  all  to  you — don’t  think  very 
badly  of  me,  Katie — God  bless  you  ! ” with  which 
words  he  strode  away,  while  she  looked  after 
him  with  increasing  wonder,  and  then  turned 
and  went  into  the  lodge. 

He  hastened  away  from  the  Rectory  and 
down  the  village  street,  taking  the  road  home 
mechanically,  but  otherwise  wholly  unconscious 
of  roads  and  men.  David,  who  was  very  anx- 
ious to  speak  to  him  about  Harry,  stood  at  his 
door  making  signs  to  him  to  stop,  in  vain  : and 
then  gave  chase,  calling  out  after  him,  till  he 
saw  that  all  attempts  to  attract  Ins  notice  were 
useless,  and  so  ambled  back  to  his  shop-board 
much  troubled  in  mind. 

The  first  object  which  recalled  Tom  at  all  to 
himself  was  the  little  white  cottage  looking  out 
of  Englebourn  copse  towards  tlie  village,  in 
which  he  had  sat  by  poor  Betty’s  death-bed. 
The  garden  was  already  getting  wild  and  tan- 
gled, and  the  house  seemed  to  be  uninhabited. 
He  stopped  for  a moment  and  looked  at  it 
with  bitter  searchings  of  heart.  Here  was 
t!ie  place  where  he  had  taken  such  a good 
turn,  as  he  had  fondly  hoped — in  connection 
with  the  then  inmates  of  which  he  had  made 
the  strongest  good  resolutions  he  had  ever 
made  in  his  life  perhaps.  What  was  the  good 
of  his  trying  to  befriend  any  body  ? His  friend- 
ship turned  to  a blight ; whatever  he  had  as  yet 
tried  to  do  for  Harry  had  only  injured  him,  and 
now  how  did  they  stand  ? Could  they  ever  be 
friends  again  after  that  day’s  discovery?  To 
do  him  justice,  the  probable  ruin  of  all  his  own 
prospects,  the  sudden  coldness  of  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Porter’s  looks,  and  Mary’s  averted  face,  were 
not  the  things  he  thought  of  first,  and  did  not 
trouble  him  most.  He  thought  of  Harry,  and 
shuddered  at  the  wrong  he  had  done  him  as  he 
looked  at  his  deserted  home.  The  door  opened 
and  a figure  appeared.  It  was  Mr.  Wurley’s 
agent,  the  lawyer  who  had  been  employed  by 
Farmer  Tester  in  his  contest  with  Harry  and 
his  mates  about  the  pound.  The  man  of  law 
saluted  him  with  a smirk  of  scarcely  concealed 
triumph,  and  then  turned  into  the  house  again 
and  shut  the  door,  as  if  he  did  not  consider  fur- 
ther communication  necessaiy  or  safe.  Tom 
turned  with  a muttered  imprecation  on  him 
and  his  master,  and  hurried  away  along  the  lane 
which  led  to  the  heath;  The  Hawk’s  Lynch 
lay  above  him,  and  he  climbed  the  side  mechan- 
ically and  sat  himself  again  on  the  old  spot. 

He  sat  for  some  time  looking  over  the  land- 
scape, graven  on  his  mind  as  it  was  by  his  former 
visit,  and  bitterly,  oh,  how  bitterly ! did  the  re- 
membrance of  that  visit,  and  of  the  exultation 
and  triumph  which  then  filled  him,  and  carried 
him  away  over  the  heath  with  a shout  towards 
his  home,  come  back  on  him.  He  could  look 


out  from  his  watch-tower  no  longer,  and  lay 
down  with  his  face  between  his  hands  on  the 
turf,  and  groaned  as  he  lay. 

But  his  good  angel  seemed  to  haunt  the  place, 
and  soon  the  cold  fit  began  to  pass  away,  and 
better  and  more  hopeful  thoughts  to  return. 
After  all,  what  had  he  done  since  his  last  visit 
to  that  place  to  be  ashamed  of  ? Nothing.  His 
attempts  to  do  Harry  service,  unlucky  as  they 
had  proved,  had  been  honest.  Had  he  become 
less  worthy  of  the  love  which  had  first  conscious- 
ly mastered  him  there  some  four  weeks  ago? 
No ; he  felt,  on  the  contrary,  that  it  had  already 
raised  him,  and  purified  him,  and  made  a man 
of  him.  But  this  last  discovery,  how  could  he 
ever  get  over  that?  Well,  after  all,  the  facts 
were  just  the  same  as  before;  only  now  they 
had  come  out.  It  was  right  that  they  should 
have  come  out ; better  for  him  and  for  every 
one  that  they  should  be  known  and  faced.  He 
was  ready  to  face  them,  to  abide  any  conse- 
quences that  they  might  now  bring  in  their 
train.  His  heart  w'as  right  towards  Mary,  to- 
wards Patty,  towards  Harry — that  he  felt  sure 
of.  And,  if  so,  why  should  he  despair  of  either 
his  love  or  his  friendship  coming  to  a good  end  ? 

And  so  he  sat  up  again,  and  looked  oirt  brave- 
ly towards  Barton,  and  began  to  consider  what 
was  to  be  done.  His  eyes  rested  on  the  Rec- 
tory. That  was  the  first  place  to  begin  with. 
He  must  set  himself  right  with  Katie — let  her 
know  the  whole  story.  Through  her  he  could 
reach  all  the  rest,  and  do  whatever  must  be 
done  to  clear  the  ground  and  start  fresh  again. 

At  first  he  thought  of  returning  to  her  (it 
once,  and  rose  to  go  down  to  Englebourn.  But 
any  thing  like  retracing  his  steps  was  utterly 
distasteful  to  him  just  then.  Before  him  he 
saw  light,  dim  enough  as  yet,  but  still  a dawn- 
ing ; towards  that  he  would  press,  leaving  every 
thing  behind  him  to  take  care  of  itself.  So  he 
turned  northward,  and  struck  across  the  heath 
at  his  best  pace.  The  violent  exercise  almost 
finished  his  cure,  and  his  thoughts  became  clearer 
and  more  hopeful  as  he  neared  home.  Fie  ar- 
rived there  as  the  household  were  going  to  bed, 
and  found  a letter  waiting  for  him.  It  was  from 
Hardy,  saying  that  Blake  had  left  him,  and  he 
was  now  thinking  of  returning  to  Oxford,  and 
would  come  for  his  long-talked-of  visit  to  Berk- 
shire, if  Tom  was  still  at  home,  and  in  the  mind 
to  receive  him. 

Never  was  a letter  more  0])portune.  Here 
was  the  tried  friend  on  whom  he  could  rely  for 
help  and  advice  and  sympathy — who  knew  all 
the  facts,  too,  from  beginning  to  end ! His  fa- 
ther and  mother  were  delighted  to  hear  that 
they  should  now  see  the  friend  of  whom  he  had 
spoken  so  much.  So  he  went  up  stairs  and 
wrote  an  answer  which  set  Hardy  to  work 
packing  liis  portmanteau  in  the  Far  West,  and 
brought  him  speedily  to  the  side  of  his  friend 
under  the  lee  of  the  Berkshire  hills. 


TOil  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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CHAPTER  XXXV. 

SECOND  YEAR. 

For  some  days  after  his  return  home — in 
fact,  until  his  friend’s  arrival — Tom  was  thor- 
oughly beaten  down  and  wretched,  notwithstand- 
ing his  efforts  to  look  hopefully  forward  and  keep 
up  his  spirits.  His  usual  occupations  were  ut- 
terly distasteful  to  him  ; and,  instead  of  occu- 
pying himself,  he  sat  brooding  over  his  late 
misfortune,  and  hopelessly  puzzling  his  head  as 
to  what  he  could  do  to  set  matters  right.  The 
conviction  in  which  he  always  landed  was  that 
there  was  nothing  to  be  done,  and  that  he  was  a 
desolate  and  blighted  being,  deserted  of  gods 
and  men.  Hardy’s  pi’esence  and  company  soon 
shook  him  out  of  this  maudlin,  nightmare  state, 
and  he  began  to  recover  as  soon  as  he  had  his 
old  sheet-anchor  friend  to  hold  on  to  and  con- 
sult with.  Their  consultations  were  held  chief- 
ly in  the  intervals  of  woodcraft,  in  which  they 
spent  most  of  the  hours  between  breakfast  and 
dinner.  Hardy  did  not  take  out  a certificate, 
and  wouldn’t  shoot  without  one  ; so,  as  the  best 
autumn  exercise,  they  selected  a tough  old  pol- 
lard elm,  infinitely  ugly,  with.knotted  and  twist- 
ed roots,  curiously  difficult  to  get  at  and  cut 
through,  which  had  been  long  marked  as  a blot 
by  Mr.  Brown,  and  condemned  to  be  felled  as 
soon  as  there  was  nothing  more  pressing  for  his 
men  to  do.  But  there  Avas  always  something  of 
more  importance  ; so  that  the  cross-grained  old 
tree  might  have  remained  until  this  day,  had 
not  Hardy  and  Tom  pitched  on  him  as  a foe- 
man  worthy  of  their  axes.  They  shoA^elled,  and 
picked,  and  hewed  away  with  great  energy.  The 
woodman,  who  visited  them  occasionally,  and 
who,  on  examining  their  first  efforts,  had  re- 
marked that  the  severed  roots  looked  a little 
“ as  tho’  the  dogs  had  beeil  a gnarvin’  at  ’em,” 
began  to  hold  them  in  respect,  and  to  tender 
his  advice  with  some  deference.  By  the  time 
the  tree  was  felled  and  shrouded  Tom  Avas  in  a 
convalescent  state. 

Their  occupation  had  naturally  led  to  dis- 
cussions on  the  advantages  of  emigration,  the 
delights  of  clearing  one’s  OAvn  estate,  building 
one’s  OAvn  house,  and  getting  aAvay  from  con- 
ventional life  Avith  a fcAv  tried  friends.  Of 
course  the  pictures  which  were  painted  included 
foregrounds  Avith  beautiful  children  playing 
about  the  clearing,  and  graceful  Avomen,  Avives 
of  the  happy  squatters,  flitting  in  and  out  of 
the  log-houses  and  sheds,  clothed  and  occupied 
after  the  manner  of  our  ideal  grandmothers; 
Avith  the  health  and  strength  of  Amazons,  the 
refinement  of  high-bred  ladies,  and  wondrous 
skill  in  all  domestic  Avorks,  confections,  and 
contrivances.  The  log-houses  would  also  con- 
tain fascinating  select  libraries,  continually  re- 
inforced from  home,  sufficient  to  keep  all  dwell- 
ers in  the  happy  clearing  in  communion  with 
all  the  highest  minds  of  their  OAvn  and  former 
generations.  Wondrous  games  in  the  neigh- 
boring forest,  dear  old  home  customs  establish- 
ed and  taki.ng  root  in  the  Avilderness,  Avith  ulti- 


mate dainty  floAA'er-gardens,  conseiwatories,  and 
piano-fortes — a millennium  on  a small  scale, 
Avith  universal  education,  competence,  prosper- 
ity, and  equal  rights!  Such  castle-building  as 
an  accompaniment  to  the  hard  exercise  of  Avood- 
craft  Avorked  wonders  for  Tom  in  tlie  next 
Aveek,  and  may  be  safely  recommended  to  par- 
ties in  like  e\'il  case  Avith  him. 

But  more  practical  discussions  Avere  not  neg- 
lected, and  it  Avas  agreed  that  they  should  make 
a day  at  Englebourn  togetlier  before  their  re- 
turn to  Oxford,  Hardy  undertaking  to  invade 
the  Rectory  Avith  the  view  of  re-establishing  his 
friend’s  character  there. 

Tom  AAU’ote  a letter  to  Katie  to  prepare  her 
for  a visit.  The  day  after  the  ancient  elm  Avas 
fairly  disposed  of  they  started  early  for  Engle- 
bourn, and  separated  at  the  entrance  to  the  vil- 
lage—Hardy  proceeding  to  the  Rectory  to  fulfill 
his  mission,  Avhich  he  felt  to  be  rather  an  em- 
barrassing one,  and  Tom  to  look  after  the  con- 
stable, or  AvhoeA'er  else  could  give  him  informa- 
tion about  Harry. 

He  arrived  at  the  “ Red  Lion,”  their  appoint- 
ed trysting-place,  before  Hardy,  and  spent  a 
restless  half-hour  in  the  porch  and  bar  waiting 
for  his  return.  At  last  Hardy  came,  and  Tom 
hurried  him  into  the  inn’s  best  room,  where 
bread  and  cheese  and  ale  aAvaited  them,  and, 
as  soon  as  the  hostess  could  be  got  out  of  the 
room,  began  impatiently : 

“ Well,  you  have  seen  her  ?” 

“ Yes,  I have  come  straight  here  from  the 
Rectory.” 

“And  is  it  all  right,  eh?  Had  she  got  my 
letter?” 

“ Yes,  she  had  had  your  letter.” 

“And  you  think  she  is  satisfied?” 

“ Satisfied?  No,  you  can’t  expect  her  to  be 
satisfied.” 

“ I mean,  is  she  satisfied  that  it  isn’t  so  bad 
after  all  as  it  looked  the  other  day?  What 
does  Katie  think  of  me  ?” 

“I  think  she  is  still  very  fond  of  you,  but 
that  she  has  been  puzzled  and  outraged  by  this 
discovery,  and  can  not  get  OAxr  it  all  at  once.” 
“Why  didn’t  you  tell  her  the  Avhole  story 
from  beginning  to  end  ?” 

“I  tried  to  do  so  as  well  as  I could.” 

“ Oh,  but  I can  see  you  haA'en’t  done  it. 
She  doesn’t  really  understand  hoAV  it  is.” 

“Perhaps  not ; but  you  must  remember  it  is 
an  awkward  subject  to  be  talking  about  to  a 
young  Avoman.  I Avould  sooner  stand  another 
felloAvship  examination  than  go  through  it 
again.” 

“ Thank  you,  old  felloAv,”  said  Tom,  laying 
his  hand  on  Hardy’s  shoulder;  “ I feel  that  I’m 
unreasonable  and  impatient ; but  you  can  ex- 
cuse it ; you  knoAV  that  I don’t  mean  it.” 

“Don’t  say  another  Avord ; I only  AA'ish  I 
could  have  done  more  for  you.” 

“But  Avhat  do  you  suppose  Katie  thinks  of 
me?” 

“ Why,  you  see,  it  sums  itself  up  in  this  : 
she  sees  that  you  huA'c  been  making  serious 


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love  to  Patty,  and  liave  turned  the  poor  girl’s 
head,  more  or  less,  and  that  now  yon  are  in 
love  with  somebody  else.  Why,  put  it  how  \ve 
will,  we  can't  get  out  of  that.  There  are  the 
facts,  pure  and  simple,  and  she  wouldn’t  be 
half  a woman  if  she  didn’t  resent  it.” 

“But  it’s  hard  lines,  too,  isn’t  it,  old  fellow  ? 
No,  I won’t  say  tliat,  I deserve  it  all,  and  much 
worse.  But  you  think  I may  come  round  all 
right?” 

“Yes,  all  in  good  time.  I hope  there’s  no 
danger  in  any  other  quarter  ?” 

“Goodness  knows!  There’s  the  rub,  you 
see.  She  will  go  back  to  town  disgusted  with 
me.  I shan’t  see  her  again,  and  she  won’t 
hera’of  me,  for  I don’t  know  how  long;  and  she 
will  be  meeting  heaps  of  men.  Has  Katie  been 
over  to  Barton  ?” 

“Yes;  she  was  there  last  week, just  before 
they  left.” 

“ Well,  Avhat  happened  ?” 

“She  wouldn’t  say  much;  but  I gathered 
that  they  are  very  well.” 

“Oh  yes,  bother  it.  Of  course,  they  are 
very  well.  But  didn’t  she  talk  to  Katie  about 
what  happened  last  week  ?” 

“Of  course  she  did.  What  else  should  they 
talk  about  ?” 

“ But  you  don’t  know  what  they  said?” 

“ No.  But  you  may  depend  on  it  that  Miss 
Winter  will  be  your  friend.  My  dear  fellow, 
there  is  nothing  for  it  but  time.” 

“Well,  I suppose  not,”  said  Tom,  with  a 
groan.  “Do  you  think  I should  call  and  sec 
Katie  ?” 

“No;  I think  better  not.” 

“Well,  then,  w'e  may  as  well  get  back,”  said 
Tom,  who  was  not  sorry  for  his  friend’s  decision. 
So  they  paid  t.heir  bill  and  started  for  home, 
taking  the  Hawk’s  Lynch  on  the  way,  that 
Hardy  might  see  the  view. 

“And  what  did  you  find  out  about  young 
Winburn  ?”  he  said,  as  they  passed  down  the 
street. 

“ Oh,  no  good,”  said  Tom  ; “he  was  turned 
out,  as  I thought,  and  has  gone  to  live  with  an 
old  woman  up  on  the  heath  here,  who  is  no  bet- 
ter than  she  should  be ; and  none  of  the  farmers 
will  employ  him.” 

“You  didn’t  see  him,  I suppose  ?” 

“No;  he  is  away  with  some  of  the  heath 
people,  hawking  besoms  and  chairs  about  the 
country.  They  make  them  when  there  is  no 
harvest  work,  and  loaf  about  Oxfordshire  and 
Buckinghamshire,  and  other  counties,  selling 
them.” 

“No  good  will  come  of  that  sort  of  life,  I’m 
afraid.” 

“No;  but  what  is  he  to  do?” 

“I  called  at  the  lodge  as  I came  away,  and 
saw  Patty  and  her  mother.  It’s  all  right  in 
that  quarter.  The  old  woman  doesn’t  seem  to 
think  any  thing  of  it ; and  Patty  is  a good  ghd, 
and  will  make  Harry  Winburn,  or  any  body 
else,  a capital  wife.  Here  are  your  letters.” 

“ And  the  locket  ?” 


“I  quite  forgot  it.  Why  didn’t  you  remind 
me  of  it  ? You  talked  of  nothing  but  the  let- 
ters this  morning.” 

“I’m  glad  of  it.  It  can  do  no  harm  now, 
and,  as  it  is  worth  something,  I should  have 
been  ashamed  to  take  it  back.  I hope  she’ll 
put  Harry’s  hair  in  it  soon.  Did  she  seem  to 
mind  giving  up  the  letters  ?” 

“ Not  very  much.  No,  you  are  lucky  there. 
She  will  get  over  it.” 

“ But  you  told  her  that  I am  her  friend  for 
life,  and  that  she  is  to  let  me  know  if  I can  ever 
do  any  thing  for  her  ?” 

“ Yes.  And  now  I hope  this  is  the  last  job 
of  the  kind  I shall  ever  have  to  do  for  you.” 

“ But  what  bad  luck  it  has  been  ! If  I had 
only  seen  her  before,  or  known  who  she  was, 
nothing  of  all  this  would  have  happened.” 

To  which  Hardy  made  no  reply ; and  the 
subject  was  not  alluded  to  again  in  their  walk 
home. 

A day  or  two  afterwards  they  returned  to 
Oxford — Hardy  to  begin  his  work  as  fellow  and 
assistant-tutor  of  the  College,  and  Tom  to  see 
whether  he  could  not  make  a better  hand  of  his 
second  year  than  he  had  of  his  first.  He  began 
with  a much  better  chance  of  doing  so,  for  he 
Avas  thoroughly  humbled.  The  discovery  that 
he  was  not  altogether  such  a hero  as  he  had 
fancied  himself  had  dawned  upon  him  veiy  dis- 
tinctly by  the  end  of  his  first  year ; and  the 
events  of  the  long  vacation  had  confirmed  the 
impression,  and  pretty  well  taken  all  the  conceit 
out  of  him  for  the  time.  The  impotency  of  his 
own  will,  even  when  he  was  bent  on  doing  the 
right  thing,  his  want  of  insight  and  foresight  in 
whatever  matter  he  took  in  hand,  the  unruliness 
of  his  tempers  and  passions  just  at  the  moments 
when  it  behooved  him  to  have  them  most  thor- 
oughly in  hand  and  under  control,  were  a set 
of  disagreeable  facts  which  had  been  driven 
well  home  to  him.  The  results,  being  even 
such  as  Mm  have  seen,  he  did  not  much  repine 
at,  for  he  felt  he  had  deserved  them ; and  there 
was  a sort  of  grim  satisfaction,  dreary  as  the 
prospect  was,  in  facing  them,  and  taking  his 
punishment  like  a man.  This  was  M'hat  he  had 
felt  at  the  first  blush  on  the  Hawk’s  Lynch ; 
and,  as  he  thought  over  matters  again  by  his 
fire,  with  his  oak  sported,  on  the  first  evening 
of  term,  he  was  still  in  the  same  mind.  This 
was  clearly  what  he  had  to  do  noM'.  How  to  do 
it  Avas  the  only  question. 

At  first  he  Avas  inclined  to  try  to  set  himself 
right  Avith  the  Porters  and  the  Englebourn  cir- 
cle, by  Avriting  further  explanations  and  confes- 
sions to  Katie.  But,  on  trying  his  hand  at  a 
letter,  he  found  that  he  could  not  trust  himself. 
The  temptation  of  putting  eAmry  thing  in  the 
best  point  of  view  for  himself  Avas  too  great ; so 
he  gaAm  up  the  attempt,  and  merely  Avrote  a feAv 
lines  to  David,  to  remind  him  that  he  Avas  al- 
ways ready  and  anxious  to  do  all  he  could  for 
his  friend,  Harry  Winburn,  and  to  beg  that  he 
might  haA'c  ncAvs  of  any  thing  Avhich  happened 
to  him,  and  hoAv  he  Avas  getting  on.  He  did 


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not  allude  to  what  had  lately  happened,  for  he  ] 
did  not  know  whether  the  facts  had  become  ^ 
known,  and  was  in  no  hurry  to  open  the  subject 
himself. 

Having  finished  his  letter,  he  turned  again 
to  his  meditations  over  the  fire,  and,  consider- 
ing that  he  Iiad  some  little  right  to  reward  res- 
olution, took  otf  the  safety-valve,  and  allowed 
the  thoughts  to  bubble  up  freely  which  were  al- 
ways underlying  all  others  that  passed  through 
his  brain,  and  making  constant  low,  delicious, 
but  just  now  somewhat  melancholy  music,  in 
his  head  and  heart.  He  gave  himself  up  to 
thinking  of  Mary,  and  their  walk  in  the  wood, 
and  the  sprained  ankle,  and  all  the  sayings  and 
doings  of  that  eventful  autumn  day.  And 
then  he  opened  his  desk,  and  examined  certain 
treasures  therein  concealed,  including  a wither- 
ed rose-bud,  a sprig  of  heather,  a cut  boot-lace, 
and  a scrap  or  two  of  writing.  Having  gone 
through  some  extravagant  forms  of  worship, 
not  necessary  to  be  specified,  he  put  them 
away.  Would  it  ever  all  come  rigiit  ? 

He  made  his  solitary  tea,  and  sat  down 
again  to  consider  the  point.  But  the  point 
would  not  be  considered  alone.  He  began  to 
feel  more  strongly  what  he  had  had  several  hints 
of  already,  that  there  was  a curiously  close  con- 
nection between  his  own  love-story  and  that  of 
Harry  Winburn  and  Batty — and  that  he  couldn’t 
separate  them,  even  in  his  thoughts.  Old  Si- 
mon’s tumble,  which  had  recalled  his  daughter 
from  Oxford  at  so  critical  a moment  for  him ; 
Mary’s  visit  to  Englebourn  at  this  very  time; 
the  curious  yet  natural  series  of  little  accidents 
which  had.  kept  him  in  ignorance  of  Batty’s 
identity  until  the  final  catastrophe — then  again, 
the  day  in  which  Harry  Winburn  and  his  moth- 
er had  come  across  him  on  the  very  day  of  his 
leaving  Barton ; the  fellowship  of  a common 
mourning  which  had  seemed  to  bind  them  to- 
gether so  closely ; and  this  last  discovery, 
which  he  could  not  help  fearing  must  turn  Har- 
ry into  a bitter  enemy,  when  he  heard  the  truth 
— as  he  must,  sooner  or  later — as  all  these 
things  passed  before  him,  he  gave  in  to  a sort 
of  superstitious  feeling  that  his  own  fate  hung 
in  some  way  or  another  upon  that  of  Harry  Win- 
burn. If  he  helped  on  his  suit,  he  was  help- 
ing on  his  own  ; but  whether  he  helped  on  his 
own  or  not,  was,  after  all,  not  that  which  was 
uppermost  in  his  thoughts.  He  was  much 
changed  in  this  respect  since  he  last  sat  in  those 
rooms,  just  after  his  first  days  with  her.  Since 
then  an  angel  had  met  him,  and  had  “ touched 
the  chord  of  self,  which,  trembling,”  was  pass- 
ing “ in  music  out  of  sight.” 

The  thought  of  Harry  and  his  trials  enabled 
him  to  indulge  in  some  good  honest  indignation, 
for  which  there  was  no  room  in  his  own  case. 
That  the  prospects  in  life  of  such  a man  should 
be  in  the  power,  to  a great  extent,  of  such  peo- 
ple as  Squire  Wurley  and  Farmer  Tester  ; that, 
because  he  happened  to  be  poor,  he  should  be 
turned  out  of  the  cottage  where  his  family  had 
lived  for  a hundred  years,  at  a week’s  notice, 


is;j 

] through  the  caprice  of  a drunken  gambler  ; that, 

I because  he  had  stood  up  for  his  rights,  and  had 
thereby  offended  the  worst  farmer  in  the  parish, 
he  should  be  a marked  man,  and  unable  to  get 
work — these  things  appeared  so  monstrous  to 
Tom,  and  made  him  so  angry,  that  he  was 
obliged  to  get  up  and  stamp  about  the  room. 
And  from  the  particular  case  he  very  soon  got 
to  generalizations. 

Questions  which  had  before  now  puzzled 
him  gained  a new  significance  every  minute, 
and  became  real  to  him.  Wliy  a few  men 
should  be  rich,  and  all  the  rest  poor;  above  all, 
why  he  should  be  one  of  the  few  ? Why  the 
mere  possession  of  property  should  give  a man 
power  over  all  his  neighbors?  Why  poor  men 
who  were  ready  and  willing  to  work  should 
only  be  allowed  to  work  as  a sort  of  favor,  and 
should,  after  all,  get  the  merest  tithe  of  what 
their  labor  produced,  and  be  tossed  aside  as 
soon  as  their  work  was  done,  or  no  longer  re- 
quired ? These,  and  other  such  problems,  rose 
up  before  him,  crude  and  sharp,  asking  to 
be  solved.  Feeling  himself  quite  unable  to 
give  any  but  one  answer  to  them — viz.,  tliat 
he  was  getting  out  of  his  depth,  and  that  the 
whole  business  was  in  a muddle — he  had  re- 
course to  his  old  method  when  in  difficulties, 
and,  putting  on  his  cap,  started  off  to  Hardy’s 
rooms  to  talk  the  matter  over,  and  see  whether 
he  could  not  get  some  light  on  it  from  that 
quarter. 

He  returned  in  an  hour  or  so,  somewhat  less 
troubled  in  his  mind,  inasmuch  as  he  had  found 
his  friend  in  pretty  much  the  same  state  of 
mind  on  such  topics  as  himself.  But  one  step 
he  had  gained.  Under  his  arm  he  carried  cer- 
tain books  from  Hardy’s  scanty  library,  the  pe- 
rusal of  which  he  hoped,  at  least,  might  enable 
him  sooner  or  later  to  feel  that  he  had  got  on 
to  some  sort  of  firm  ground.  At  any  rate.  Hardy 
had  advised  him  to  read  them  ; so,  without 
more  ado,  he  drew  his  chair  to  the  table  and 
began  to  look  into  them. 

This  glimpse  of  the  manner  in  which  Tom 
spent  the  first  evening  of  his  second  year  at  Ox- 
ford will  enable  intelligent  readers  to  under- 
stand why,  though  he  took  to  reading  far  more 
kindly  and  earnestly  than  he  had  ever  done 
before,  he  made  no  great  advance  in  the  proper 
studies  of  the  place.  Not  that  he  wholly  neg- 
lected these,  for  Hardy  kept  him  pretty  well  up 
to  the  collar,  and  he  passed  his  little-go  credit- 
‘ably,  and  was  fairly  placed  at  the  college  exami- 
nations. In  some  of  the  books  which  he  had 
to  get  up  for  lectures  he  was  really  interested. 
The  politics  of  Athens,  the  struggle  between  the 
Roman  plebs  and  patricians,  Mons  Sacer  and 
the  Agrarian  Laws  — these  began  to  have  a 
new  meaning  to  him,  but  chiefly  because  they 
bore  more  or  less  on  the  great  Harry  Winburn 
problem ; which  problem,  indeed,  for  him  had 
now  fairly  swelled  into  the  condition-of-England 
problem,  and  was  becoming  every  day  more  and 
more  urgent  and  importunate,  shaking  many  old 
beliefs,  and  leading  him  whither  he  knew  not. 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


This  very  matter  of  leading  was  a sore  trial 
to  him.  The  farther  he  got  on  his  new  road  the 
more  he  felt  the  \vant  of  guidance — the  guidance 
of  some  man  ; for  that  of  books  he  soon  found 
to  be  bewildering.  His  college  tutor,  whom  he 
consulted,  only  deprecated  the  waste  of  time ; 
but  on  finding  it  impossible  to  dissuade  him,  at 
last  recommended  the  economic  works  of  that 
day  as  the  proper  well-springs  of  truth  on  such 
matters.  To  them  Tom  accordingly  went,  and 
read  with  the  docility  and  faith  of  youth,  bent 
on  learning,  and  feeling  itself  in  the  presence 
of  men  who  had,  or  assumed,  the  right  of  speak- 
ing with  authority. 

And  they  spoke  to  him  with  authority,  and  he 
read  on,  believing  much  and  hoping  more  ; but 
somehow  they  did  not  really  satisfy  him,  though 
they  silenced  him  for  the  time.  It  was  not  the 
fault  of  the  books,  most  of  which  laid  down 
clearly  enough  that  what  they  professed  to  teach 
was  the  science  of  man’s  material  interests,  and 
the  laws  of  the  making  and  employment  of  cap- 
ital. But  this  escaped  him  in  his  eagerness, 
and  he  wandered  up  and  down  their  pages  in 
search  of  quite  another  science,  and  of  laws  with 
which  they  did  not  meddle.  Nevertheless,  here 
and  there  they  seemed  to  touch  upon  what  he 
was  in  search  of.  He  was  much  fascinated,  for 
instance,  by  the  doctrine  of  “ the  greatest  hap- 
piness of  the  greatest  number,”  and  for  its  sake 
swallowed  for  a time,  though  not  without  wry 
faces,  the  dogmas,  that  self-interest  is  the  true 
pivot  of  all  social  action,  that  population  has  a 
perpetual  tendency  to  outstrip  the  means  of  liv- 
ing, and  that  to  establish  a preventive  check  on 
population  is  the  duty  of  all  good  citizens.  And 
so  he  lived  on  for  some  time  in  a dreary  uncom- 
fortable state,  fearing  for  the  future  of  his  coun- 
try, and  with  little  hope  about  his  own.  But 
when  he  came  to  take  stock  of  his  newly-ac- 
quired knowledge,  to  weigh  it  and  measure  it, 
and  found  it  to  consist  of  a sort  of  hazy  convic- 
tion that  society  would  be  all  right  and  ready  for 
the  millennium,  when  every  man  could  do  what 
he  liked,  and  nobody  could  interfere  with  him, 
and  there  should  be  a law  against  marriage,  the 
result  was  more  than  he  could  stand.  He 
roused  himself,  and  shook  himself,  and  began  to 
think,  “ Well,  these  my  present  teachers  are 
very  clever  men,  and  well-meaning  men  too.  I 
see  all  that ; but,  if  their  teaching  is  only  to  land 
me  here,  why  it  was  scarcely  worth  while  going 
through  so  much  to  get  so  little.” 

Casting  about  still  for  guidance.  Grey  occur- 
red to  him.  Grey  was  in  residence  as  a bache- 
lor, attending  divinity  lectures,  and  preparing 
for  ordination.  He  was  still  working  hard  at 
the  night-school,  and  Tom  had  been  there  once 
or  twice  to  help  him  when  the  curate  was  away. 
In  short,  he  was  in  very  good  books  with  Grey, 
who  had  got  the  better  of  his  shyness  with  him. 
He  saw  that  Tom  was  changed  and  sobered,  and 
in  his  heart  hoped  some  day  to  wean  him  from 
the  pursuits  of  the  body,  to  which  he  was  still 
fearfully  addicted,  and  to  bring  him  into  the  fold. 
This  hope  was  not  altogether  unfounded  ; for. 


notwithstanding  the  strong  bias  against  them 
which  Tom  had  brought  with  him  from  school, 
he  was  now  at  times  much  attracted  by  many  of 
the  High-Church  doctrines,  and  the  men  who 
professed  them.  Such  men  as  Grey  he  saw  did 
really  believe  something,  and  were  in  earnest 
about  carrying  their  beliefs  into  action.  The 
party  might  and  did  comprise  many  others  of 
the  weakest  sort,  who  believed  and  were  in  ear- 
nest about  nothing,  but  who  liked  to  be  peculiar. 
Nevertheless,  while  he  saw  it  laying  hold  of 
many  of  the  best  men  of  his  time,  it  is  not  to 
be  wondered  at  that  he  was  drawn  towards  it. 
Some  help  might  lie  in  these  men  if  he  could 
only  get  at  it ! 

So  he  propounded  his  doubts  and  studies,  and 
their  results,  to  Grey.  But  it  was  a failure. 
Grey  felt  no  difficulty,  or  very  little,  in  the 
whole  matter ; but  Tom  found  that  it  was  be- 
cause he  believed  the  world  to  belong  to  the 
devil.  Laissez  yhiVe,”  “ buying  cheap  and 
selling  dear,”  Grey  held  might  be  good  enough 
laws  for  the  world — very  probably  were.  The 
laws  of  the  Church  were  “self-sacrifice,”  and 
“ bearing  one  another’s  burdens  her  children 
should  come  out  from  the  regions  where  the 
world’s  laws  were  acknowledged. 

Tom  listened,  was  dazzled  at  first,  and  thought 
he  was  getting  on  the  right  track.  But  very 
soon  he  found  that  Grey’s  specific  was  not  of  the 
least  use  to  him.  It  was  no  good  to  tell  him  of 
the  rules  of  a society  to  which  he  felt  that  he 
neither  belonged  nor  wished  to  belong,  for  clear- 
ly it  could  not  be  the  Church  of  England.  He 
was  an  outsider ! Grey  would  probably  admit 
it  to  be  so,  if  he  asked  him  ! He  had  no  long- 
ing to  be  any  thing  else,  if  the  Church  meant  an 
exclusive  body,  which  took  no  care  of  any  but 
its  own  people,  and  had  nothing  to  say  to  the 
great  world  in  which  he  and  most  people  had 
to  live,  and  buying  and  selling,  and  hiring 
and  working,  had  to  go  on.  The  close  coi’pora- 
tion  might  have  very  good  laws,  hut  they  were 
nothing  to  him.  What  he  wanted  to  know  about 
was  the  law  which  this  great  world — the  devil’s 
world,  as  Grey  called  it — was  ruled  by,  or  rather 
ought  to  be  ruled  by.  Perhaps,  after  all,  Ben- 
tham  and  the  others,  whose  books  he  had  been 
reading,  might  be  right ! At  any  rate,  it  was 
clear  that  they  had  in  their  thoughts  the  same 
world  that  he  had — the  world  which  included 
himself  and  Harry  Winburn,  and  all  laborers, 
and  squires,  and  fai’mers.  So  he  turned  to  them 
again,  not  hopefully,  but  more  inclined  to  listen 
to  them  than  he  had  been  before  he  had  spoken 
to  Grey. 

Hardy  was  so  fully  occupied  with  college 
lectures  and  private  pupils,  that  Tom  had  scru- 
ples about  taking  up  much  of  his  spare  time  in 
the  evenings.  Nevertheless,  as  Grey  had  broken 
down,  and  there  was  nobody  else  on  whose  judg- 
ment he  could  rely  who  would  listen  to  him, 
whenever  he  had  a chance  he  would  propound 
some  of  his  puzzles  to  his  old  friend.  In  some 
respects  he  got  little  help,  for  Hardy  was  almost 
as  much  at  sea  as  he  himself  on  such  subjects  as 


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“value,”  and  “ wages,”  and  the  “laws  of  sup- 
ply and  demand,”  But  there  was  an  indomi- 
table belief  in  him  that  all  men’s  intercourse  with 
one  another,  and  not  merely  that  of  Churchmen, 
must  be  founded  on  the  principle  of  “ doing  as 
they  would  be  done  by,”  and  not  on  “buying 
cheap  and  selling  dear,”  and  that  these  never 
would  or  could  be  reconciled  with  one  another 
or  mean  the  same  thing,  twist  them  how  you 
would.  This  faith  of  his  friend’s  comforted 
Tom  greatly,  and  he  was  never  tired  of  bringing 
it  out ; but  at  times  he  had  his  doubts  whether 
Grey  might  not  be  right — whether,  after  all,  that 
and  the  like  maxims  and  principles  were  meant 
to  be  the  laws  of  the  kingdoms  of  this  world. 
He  wanted  some  corroborative  evidence  on  the 
subject  from  an  impartial  and  competent  witness, 
and  at  last  hit  upon  what  he  wanted.  For,  one 
evening,  on  entering  Hardy’s  rooms,  he  found 
him  on  the  last  pages  of  a book,  which  he  shut 
with  an  air  of  triumph  on  recognizing  his  visitor. 
Taking  it  up  he  thrust  it  into  Tom’s  hands,  and, 
slapping  him  on  the  shoulder,  said,  “ There,  my 
boy,  that’s  what  we  want,  or  pretty  near  it,  at 
any  rate.  Now  don’t  say  a word,  but  go  back 
to  your  rooms,  and  swallow  it  whole  and  digest 
it,  and  then  come  back  and  tell  me  what  you 
think  of  it.” 

“But  I want  to  talk  to  you.” 

“I  can’t  talk.  I have  spent  the  better  part 
of  two  days  over  that  book,  and  have  no  end  of 
papers  to  look  over.  There ; get  back  to  your 
rooms,  and  do  what  I tell  you,  or  sit  down  here 
and  hold  your  tongue,” 

So  Tom  sat  down  and  held  his  tongue,  and 
was  soon  deep  in  Carhde’s  “Past  and  Present.” 
How  he  did  revel  in  it — in  the  humor,  the  pow- 
er, the  pathos,  but,  above  all,  in  the  root-and- 
branch  denunciations  of  many  of  the  doctrines 
in  which  he  had  been  so  lately  voluntarily  and 
wearily  chaining  himself!  The  chains  Avent 
snapping  off  one  after  another,  and,  in  his  exul- 
tation, he  kept  spouting  out  passage  after  passage 
in  a song  of  triumph ; “Enlightened  egoism  nev- 
er so  luminous  is  not  the  rule  by  which  man’s 
life  can  be  led — laissez-faire,  supply  and  demand, 
cash  payment  for  the  sole  nexus,  and  so  forth, 
were  not,  are  not,  and  never  will  be,  a practical 
law  of  union  for  a society  of  men,”  etc.,  etc., 
until  Hardy  fairly  got  up  and  turned  him  out, 
and  he  retired  with  his  new-found  treasure  to 
his  OAvn  rooms. 

He  had  scarcely  ever  in  his  life  been  so  moved 
by  a book  before.  He  laughed  over  it,  and  cried 
over  it,  and  began  half  a dozen  letters  to  the 
author  to  thank  him,  which  he  fortunately  tore 
up.  He  almost  forgot  Mary  for  several  hours 
during  his  first  enthusiasm.  He  had  no  notion 
how  he  had  been  mastered  and  oppressed  be- 
fore. He  felt  as  the  crew  of  a small  fishing- 
smack,  who  are  being  towed  away  by  an  enemy’s 
cruiser,  might  feel  on  seeing  a frigate  with  the 
Union -jack  flying,  bearing  down  and  opening 
fire  on  their  captor  ; or  as  a small  boy  at  school,"" 
who  is  being  fagged  against  rules  by  the  right  of 
the  strongest,  feels  when  he  sees  his  big  brother 


coming  round  the  corner.  The  help  which  he 
had  found  was  just  what  he  wanted.  Tlicre  was 
no  narrowing  of  the  ground  here — no  appeal  to 
men  as  members  of  any  exclusive  body  whatev- 
er to  separate  themselves  and  come  out  of  the 
devil’s  world ; but  to  men  as  men,  to  every  man 
as  a man — to  the  weakest  and  meanest,  as  well 
as  to  the  strongest  and  most  noble — telling  them 
that  the  world  is  God’s  world,  tliat  every  one 
of  them  has  a work  in  it,  and  bidding  them  find 
their  work  and  set  about  it. 

The  strong  tinge  of  sadness  which  ran  througli 
the  whole  book,  and  its  unsparing  denunciations 
of  the  established  order  of  things,  suited  his 
own  unsettled  and  restless  frame  of  mind.  So 
he  gave  himself  up  to  his  new  bondage,  and  re- 
joiced in  it,  as  though  he  had  found  at  last  Avhat 
he  was  seeking  for  ; and,  by  the  time  that  long 
vacation  came  round  again,  to  Avhich  we  are 
compelled  to  hurry  him,  he  was  filled  full  of  a 
set  of  contradictory  notions  and  beliefs,  which 
were  destined  to  astonish  and  perplex  the  mind 
of  that  worthy  J.  P.  for  the  county  of  Berks, 
Brown  the  elder,  whatever  other  effect  they 
might  have  on  society  at  large. 

Readers  must  not  suppose,  howe\'er,  that  our 
hero  had  given  up  his  old  pursuits  ; on  the  con- 
trary, he  continued  to  boat,  and  cricket,  and 
spar  with  as  much  vigor  as  ever.  His  per- 
plexities only  made  him  a little  more  silent  at 
his  pastimes  than  he  used  to  be.  But  as  we 
have  already  seen  him  thus  employed,  and 
know  the  ways  of  the  animal  in  such  matters,  it 
is  needless  to  repeat.  What  we  want  to  do  is 
to  follow  him  into  new  fields  of  thought  and 
action,  and  mark,  if  it  may  be,  how  he  develops, 
and  gets  himself  educated  in  one  way  and  an- 
other ; and  this  plunge  into  the  great  sea  of  so- 
cial, political,  and  economical  questions  is  the 
noticeable  fact  (so  far  as  any  is  noticeable)  of 
his  second  year’s  residence. 

During  the  year  he  had  only  very  meagre 
accounts  of  matters  at  Englebourn.  Katie,  in- 
deed, had  come  round  sufficiently  to  Avrite  to 
him;  but  she  scarcely  alluded  to  her  cousin. 
He  only  knoAV  that  Mary  had  come  out  in  Lon- 
don, and  Avas  much  admired ; and  that  the  Por- 
ters had  not  taken  Barton  again,  but  Avere  going 
abroad  for  the  autumn  and  Avinter.  The  ac- 
counts of  Harry  Avere  bad  ; he  Avas  still  liAung  at 
Daddy  Collins’s,  nobody  knew  how,  and  Avork- 
ing  gang-Avork  occasionally  Avith  the  outlaAvs  of 
the  heath. 

The  only  fact  of  importance  in  the  neighbor- 
hood had  been  the  death  of  Squire  Wurley, 
Avhicli  happened  suddenly  in  the  spring.  A 
distant  cousin  had  succeeded  him,  a young  man 
of  Tom’s  own  age. 

He  Avas  also  in  residence  at  Oxford,  and  Tom 
knew  him.  They  were  not  very  congenial ; so 
he  Avas  much  astonished  Avhen  young  Wurley, 
on  his  return  to  college,  after  his  relatiA'e’s  fu- 
neral, rather  sought  him  out,  and  seemed  to 
Avish  to  knoAv  more  of  him.  The  end  of  it  Avas 
an  inAutation  to  Tom  to  come  to  the  Grange, 
and  spend  a Aveek  or  so  at  the  beginning  of  the 


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long  vacation.  There  was  to  be  a party  there  | 
of  Oxford  men  exclusively,  and  they  meant  to 
enjoy  themselves  thoroughly,  Wurley  said. 

Tom  felt  much  embarrassed  how  to  act,  and, 
after  some  hesitation,  told  his  inviter  of  his  last 
visit  to  the  mansion  in  question,  thinking  that 
a knowledge  of  the  circumstances  might  change 
his  mind.  But  he  found  that  young  Wurley 
knew  the  facts  already ; and,  in  fact,  he  couldn’t 
help  suspecting  that  his  quarrel  with  the  late 
owner  had  something  to  say  to  his  present  invi- 
tation. However,  it  did  not  lie  in  his  mouth  to 
be  curious  on  the  subject ; and  so  he  accepted 
the  invitation  gladly,  much  delighted  at  the  no- 
tion of  beginning  his  vacation  so  near  Engle- 
bourn,  and  having  the  run  of  the  Grange  fish- 
ing, which  was  justly  celebrated. 


CHAPTER  XXXVI. 

THE  KIVEK  SIDE. 

So,  from  Henley,  Tom  went  home  just  to  see 
his  father  and  mother  and  pick  up  his  fishing- 
gear,  and  then  started  for  the  Grange.  On  his 
road  thither  he  more  than  once  almost  made 
up  his  mind  to  go  round  by  Englebourn,  get  his 
first  interview  with  Katie  over,  and  find  out  how 
the  world  was  really  going  with  Harry  and  his 
sweetheart,  of  whom  he  had  had  such  meagre 
intelligence  of  late.  But,  for  some  reason  or 
another,  when  it  came  to  taking  the  turn  to 
Englebourn,  he  passed  it  by,  and,  contenting 
himself  for  the  time- with  a distant  view  of  the 
village  and  the  Hawk’s  Lynch,  drove  straight 
to  the  Grange. 

He  had  not  expected  to  feel  very  comfortable 
at  first  in  the  house  which  he  had  left  the  pre- 
vious autumn  in  so  strange  a manner,  and  he 
was  not  disappointed.  The  rooms  reminded 
him  unpleasantly  of  his  passage  of  arms  with 
the  late  master,  and  the  grave  and  portly  butler 
was  somewhat  embarrassed  in  his  reception  of 
him;  while  the  footman,  who  carried  off  his 
portmanteau,  did  it  with  a grin  which  put  him 
out.  The  set  of  men  whom  he  found  there 
were  not  of  his  sort.  They  were  young  Lon- 
doners, and  he  a thorough  countryman.  But 
the  sight  of  the  stream,  by  which  he  took  a 
hasty  stroll  before  dinner,  made  up  for  every 
thing,  and  filled  him  with  pleasurable  anticipa- 
tions. He  thought  he  had  never  seen  a sweeter 
bit  of  water. 

The  dinner  to  which  the  party  of  young  gen- 
tlemen sat  down  was  most  undeniable.  The 
host  talked  a little  too  much,  perhaps,  under  all 
the  circumstances,  of  my  wine,  my  plate,  my  mut- 
ton, etc.,  provoking  the  thought  of  how  long 
they  had  been  his.  But  he  was  bent  on  hospi- 
tality after  his  fashion,  and  his  guests  were  not 
disposed  to  criticise  much. 

The  old  butler  did  not  condescend  to  wait, 
but  brought  in  a magnum  of  claret  after  dinner, 
carefull}'^  nursing  it  ns  if  it  were  a baby,  and 
placing  it  patronizingly  before  his  young  master. 


Before  they  adjourned  to  the  billiard-room  they 
had  disposed  of  several  of  the  same  ; but  the  fol- 
lowers were  brought  in  by  a footman,  the  butler 
being  employed  in  discu'ssing  a bottle  of  an  older 
vintage  with  the  steward  in  the  still-room.  Then 
came  pool,  pool,  pool,  soda-water  and  brandy, 
and  cigars,  into  the  short  hours ; but  Tom  stole 
away  early,  having  an  eye  to  his  morning’s  fish- 
ing, and  not  feeling  much  at  home  with  his  com- 
panions. 

He  was  out  soon  after  sunrise  the  next 
morning.  He  never  wanted  to  be  called  when 
there  was  a trout-stream  within  reach ; and  his 
fishing  instinct  told  him  that,  in  these  sultry 
dog-days,  there  would  be  little  chance  of  sport 
when  the  sun  was  well  up.  So  he  let  himself 
gently  out  of  the  hall  door — paused  a moment 
on  the  steps  to  fill  his  chest  with  the  fresh  morn- 
ing air,  as  he  glanced  at  the  weather-cock  over 
the  stables — and  then  set  to  work  to  put  bis 
tackle  together  on  the  lawn,  humming  a tune 
to  himself  as  he  selected  an  insinuating  red 
hackle  and  alder-fly  from  his  well-worn  book 
and  tied  them  on  to  his  cast.  Then  he  slung 
his  creel  over  his  shoulder,  picked  up  his  rod, 
and  started  for  the  water. 

As  he  passed  the  gates  of  the  stable-yard  the 
keeper  came  out — a sturdy  bullet-headed  fellow 
in  a velveteen  coat,  and  cord  breeches  and  gai- 
ters— and  touched  his  hat.  Tom  returned  the 
salute,  and  wished  him  good-morning. 

“ Homin’,  sir  ; you  be  about  early.” 

“Yes;  I reckon  it’s  the  best  time  for  sport 
at  the  end  of  June.” 

“ ’Tis  so,  sir.  Shall  I fetch  a net,  and  come 
along  ?” 

“ No,  thank  you.  I’ll  manage  the  ladle  my- 
self. But  which  do  you  call  the  best  water  ?” 
“They  be  both  middling  good.  There  ain’t 
much  odds  atwixt  em.  But  I sees  most  fish 
movin’  o’  mornins  in  the  deep  water  down  be- 
low.” 

“ I don’t  know  ; the  night  was  too  hot,”  said 
Tom,  who  had  examined  the  water  the  day  be- 
fore, and  made  up  his  mind  where  he  was  go- 
ing. “ I’m  for  deep  water  on  cold  days  ; I 
shall  begin  with  the  stickles  up  above.  There’s 
a good  head  of  water  on,  I suppose  ?” 

“Plenty  down  this  last  week,  sir?” 

“ Come  along,  then  ; we’ll  walk  together,  if 
you’re  going  that  way.”  So  Tom  stepped  off, 
brushing  through  the  .steaming  long  grass, 
gemmed  with  wild  flowers,  followed  by  the 
keeper;  and,  as  the  grasshoppers  bounded 
chirruping  out  of  his  way,  and  the  insect  life 
hummed  and  murmured,  and  the  lark  rose  and 
sang  above  his  head,  he  felt  happier  than  he 
had  done  for  many  a long  month.  So  his 
heart  opened  towards  his  companion,  who  kept 
a little  behind  him. 

“What  size  do  you  take  ’em  out,  keeper  ?” 
“Any  thing  over  nine  inches,  sir.  But 
there’s  a smartish  few  fish  of  three  pounds  for 
them  as  can  catch  ’em.” 

“Well,  that’s  good;  but  they  ain’t  easy 
caught,  eh  ?” 


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“ I don’t  rightly  know,  sir  ; but  there’s  gents 
comes  as  stands  close  by  the  water,  and  flogs 
down  stream  with  the  sun  in  their  backs,  and 
uses  all  manner  o’  vlies,  wi’  long  names ; and 
then  thay  gwoes  away,  and  says,  ’tain’t  no  use 
flying  here,  ’cos  there’s  so  much  cadis  bait  and 
that  like.” 

“ Ah,  very  likely,”  said  Tom,  with  a chuckle. 

“The  chaps  as  catches  the  big  fishes,  sir,” 
went  on  the  keeper,  getting  confidential,  “is 
thay  cussed  night-line  poachers.  There’s  one 
o’  thay  as  has  come  here  this  last  spring-tide — 
the  artfullest  chap  as  ever  I come  across,  and 
down  to  every  move  on  the  board.  He  don’t 
use  no  shove-nets,  nor  such-like  tackle,  not  he  ; 
I s’poso  he  don’t  call  that  sport.  Besides,  I got 
master  to  stake  the  whole  water,  and  set  old 
knives  and  razors  about  in  the  holes,  so  that 
don’t  answer ; and  this  joker  alius  goes  alone 
— which,  in  course,  he  couldn’t  do  with  nets. 
Now  I knows  within  five  or  six  yards  where 
that  chap  sets  his  lines,  and  I finds  ’em,  now 
and  again,  set  the  artfullest  you  ever  see.  But 
’twould  take  a man’s  life  to  look  arter  him,  and 
I knows  he  gets,  may  be,  a dozen  big  fish  a 
week,  do  all  as  I knows.” 

“How  is  it  you  can’t  catch  him,  keeper?” 
said  Tom,  much  amused. 

“Why,  you  see,  sir,  he  don’t  come  at  any 
hours.  Drat  un!”  said  the  keeper,  getting 
hot;  “blessed  if  I don’t  think  he  sometimes 
comes  down  among  the  haymakers  and  folk  at 
noon,  and  up  lines  and  off,  while  thay  chaps 
does  nothing  but  snigger  at  un.  All  I knows  is, 
as  I’ve  watched  till  midnight,  and  then  on 
again  at  dawn  for’n,  and  no  good  come  on  it 
blit  once.” 

“ How  was  that  ?” 

“Well,  one  mornin’,  sir,  about  last  Lady- 
day,  I comes  quite  quiet  up  stream  about  dawn. 
When  I get’s  to  Farmer  Giles’s  piece  (that  little 
rough  bit,  sir,  as  you  sees  t’other  side  the  stream, 
two  fields  from  our  outside  bounds),  I sees  un 
a stooping  down  and- hauling  in’s  line.  ‘ Now’s 
your  time,  Billy,’  says  I,  and  up  the  hedge  I 
cuts,  hot  foot,  to  get  betwixt  he  and  our  bounds. 
Wether  he  seen  me  or  not,  I can’t  mind  ; least- 
ways,  .when  I up’s  head  t’other  side  the  hedge, 
vorrights  where  I seen  him  last,  there  was  he 
a-trotting  up  stream  quite  cool,  a-pocketing  a 
two-pounder.  Then  he  sees  me,  and  away  we 
goes  side  by  side  for  the  bounds — he  this  side 
the  hedge  and  I t’other ; he  takin’  the  fences 
like  our  old  greyhound-bitch,  Clara.  We  takes 
the  last  fence  on  to  that  fuzzy  field  as  you  sees 
there,  sir  (parson’s  glebe,  and  out  of  our  lib- 
erty), neck  and  neck,  and  I turns  short  to  the 
left,  ’cos  there  warn’t  no  fence  now  betwixt  he 
and  I.  Well,  I thought  he’d  a dodged  on 
about  the  fuz.  Not  he ; he  slouches  his  hat 
over’s  eyes,  and  stands  quite  cool  by  fust  fuz- 
bush — I minded  then  as  we  was  out  o’  our  beat. 
Hows’ ever,  my  blood  was  up ; so  I at’s  him 
then  and  there,  no  words  lost,  and  fetches  a 
crack  at’s  head  wi’  my  stick.  He  fends  wi’ 
his’n  ; and  then,  as  I rushes  in  to  collar’n. 


dash’d  if  ’e  didn’t  meet  I full,  and  catch  I by 
the  thigh  and  collar,  and  send  I slap  over’s 
head  into  a fuz-bush.  Then  he  cliuckles  fit  to 
bust  hisself,  and  cuts  his  stick,  while  I creeps 
out  full  o’  prickles,  and  wi’  my  breeches  tore 
shameful.  Dangun!”  cried  the  keeper,  while 
Tom  roai'ed,  “he’s  alissum  wosbird,  that  I ’ool 
say,  but  I’ll  be  up  sides  wi’  he  next  time  I sees 
un.  Whorson  fool  as  I was,  not  to  stop  and 
look  at’n  and  speak  to  un  ! Then  I should  ha’ 
know’d’n  again  ; and  now  he  med  be  our  par- 
ish clerk  for  all  as  I knows.” 

“And  you’ve  never  met  him  since  ?” 

“ Never  sot  eye  on  un,  sir,  arly  or  late — wish- 
es I had.” 

“ Well,  keeper,  here’s  half  a crown  to  go  to- 
wards mending  the  hole  in  your  breeches,  and 
better  luck  at  the  return  match.  I shall  begin 
fishing  here.” 

“ Thank’ee,  sir.  You  keep  your  cast  pretty 
nigh  that  there  off  bank,  and  you  med  have  a 
rare  good  un  ther’.  I seen  a fish  suck  there 
just  now  as  warn’t  spawned  this  year,  nor  last 
nether.” 

And  away  went  the  communicative  keeper. 

“ Stanch  fellow,  the  keeper,”  said  Tom  to 
himself,  as  he  reeled  out  yard  after  yard  of  his 
tapered  line,  and  with  a gentle  sweep  dropped 
his  collar  of  flies  lightly  on  the  water,  each  cast 
covering  another  five  feet  of  the  dimpling  sur- 
face. “ Good  fellow,  the  keeper — don’t  mind 
telling  a story  against  himself — can  stand  being 
laughed  at— more  than  his  master  can.  Ah ! 
there’s  the  fish  he  saw  sucking.  I’ll  be  bound. 
Now,  you  beauties,  over  his  nose,  and  fall  light 
— don’t  disgrace  your  bringing  up ! ” and  away 
went  the  flies  quivering  through  the  air  and 
lighting  close  to  the  opposite  bank,  under  a 
bunch  of  rushes.  A slight  round  eddy  follow- 
ed below  the  rushes  as  the  cast  came  gently 
back  across  the  current. 

“Ah!  you  see  them,  do  you,  old  boy?” 
thought  Tom.  “Say  your  prayers,  then,  and 
get  shrived  1”  and  away  went  the  flies  again, 
this  time  a little  below.  No  movement.  The 
third  throw,  a great  lunge  and  splash,  and  the 
next  moment  the  lithe  rod  bent  double,  and  the 
gut  collar  spun  along,  cutting  through  the  wa- 
ter like  mad.  Up  goes  the  great  fish  twice  into 
the  air,  Tom  giving  him  the  point ; then  up 
stream  again,  Tom  giving  him  the  butt,  and  be- 
ginning to  reel  up  gently.  Down  goes  the  great 
fish  into  the  swaying  weeds,  working  with  his 
tail  like  a twelve-horse  screw.  “ If  I can  only 
get  my  nose  to  ground,”  thinks  he.  So  thinks 
Tom,  and  trusts  to  his  tackle,  keeping  a steady 
strain  on  trouty,  and  creeping  gently  down 
stream.  “No  go,”  says  the  fish,  as  he  feels  his 
nose  steadily  hauled  round,  and  turns  with  a 
swirl  down  stream.  Away  goes  Tom,  reeling 
in ; and  away  goes  the  fish  in  hopes  of  a slack 
— away,  for  twenty  or  thirty  yards — the  fish 
coming  to  the  top  lazily,  now  and  again,  and 
holding  on  to  get  his  second  wind.  Now  a cart- 
track  crossed  the  stream,  no  weeds,  and  shallow 
water  at  the  side.  “ Here  we  must  have  it  out,” 


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thinks  Tom,  and  turns  fish’s  nose  up  stream 
again.  The  big  fish  gets  sulky,  twice  drifts  to- 
wards the  shallow,  and  twice  plunges  away  at 
the  sight  of  his  enemy  into  the  deep  water. 
The  third  time  he  comes  swaying  in,  his  yellow 
side  gleaming  and  his  mouth  open ; and  the 
next  moment  Tom  scoops  him  out  on  the  grass, 
with  a “whoop  ” that  might  have  been  heard  at 
the  house. 

“ Two-pounder,  if  he’s  an  ounce,”  says  Tom, 
as  he  gives  him  the  coup  de  grace,  and  lays  him 
out  lovingly  on  the  fresh  green  sward. 

Who  among  you,  dear  readers,  can  appreciate 
the  intense  delight  of  grassing  your  first  big  fish 
after  a nine  month’s  fast  ? All  first  sensations' 
have  their  special  pleasure  ; but  none  can  be 
named,  in  a small  way,  to  beat  this  of  the  first 
fish  of  the  season.  The  first  clean  leg-hit  for 
four  in  your  first  match  at  Lord’s — the  grating 
of  the  bows  of  your  racing-boat  against  the  stern 
of  the  boat  ahead  in  your  first  race — the  first 
half-mile  of  a burst  from  the  cover  side  in  No- 
vember, when  the  hounds  in  the  field  ahead  may 
be  covered  with  a table-cloth,  and  no  one  but 
the  huntsman  and  a top  sawyer  or  two  lies  be- 
tween you  and  them — the  first  brief  after  your 
call  to  the  bar,  if  it  comes  within  the  year — the 
sensations  produced  by  these  are  the  same  in 
kind ; but  cricket,  boating,  getting  briefs,  even 
hunting,  lose  their  edge  as  time  goes  on.  As 
to  lady  readers,  it  is  impossible,  probably,  to  give 
them  an  idea  of  the  sensation  in  question.  Per- 
haps some  may  have  experienced  something  of 
the  kind  at  their  first  balls,  when  they  heard 
whisper's  and  saw  all  eyes  turning  their  way, 
and  knew  that  their  dresses  and  gloves  fitted 
perfectly.  But  this  joy  can  be  felt  but  once  in 
a life,  and  the  first  fish  comes  back  as  fresh  as 
ever,  or  ought  to  come,  if  all  men  had  their 
rights,  once  in  a season.  So,  good  luck  to  the 
gentle  craft  and  its  professors,  and  may  the  Fates 
send  us  much  into  their  company  ! The  trout- 
fisher,  like  the  landscape-painter,  haunts  the 
loveliest  places  of  the  earth,  and  haunts  them 
alone.  Solitude,  nature,  and  his  own  thoughts 
— he  must  be  on  the  best  terms  with  all  of  these  ; 
and  he  who  can  take  kindly  the  largest  allow- 
ance of  these  is  likely  to  be  the  kindliest  and 
truest  with  his  fellow-men. 

Tom  had  splendid  sport  that  summer  morn- 
ing. As  the  great  sun  rose  higher,  the  light 
morning  breeze,  which  had  curled  the  water, 
died  away  ; the  light  mist  drew  up  into  light 
cloud,  and  the  light  cloud  vanished,  into  cloud- 
land,  for  any  thing  I know  ;and  still  the  fish  rose, 
strange  to  say,  though  Tom  felt  it  was  an  affair 
of  minutes,  an4  acted  accordingly.  At  eight 
o’clock  he  was  about  a quarter  of  a mile  from 
the  house,  at  a point  in  the  stream  of  rare 
charms  both  for  the  angler  and  the  lover  of  gen- 
tle river  beauty.  The  main  stream  was  crossed 
by  a lock,  formed  of  a solid  brick  bridge  with  no 
parapets,  under  which  the  water  rushed  through 
four  small  arches,  each  of  which  could  be  closed 
in  an  instant  by  letting  down  a heavy  wooden 
lock-gate,  fitted  in  grooves  on  the  upper  side  of 


the  bridge.  Such  locks  are  frequent  in  the  west- 
country  streams — even  at  long  distances  from 
mills  and  millers,  for  whose  behoof  they  were 
made  in  old  days,  that  the  supply  of  water  to 
the  mill  might  be  easily  regulated.  All  pious 
anglers  should  bless  the  memories  of  the  old 
builders  of  them,  for  they  are  the  very  paradises 
of  the  great  trout  who  frequent  the  old  brick- 
work and  timber  foundations.  The  water,  in 
its  rush  through  the  arches,  had  of  course 
worked  for  itself  a deep  hole,  and  then,  some 
twenty  yards  below,  spread  itself  out  in  wanton, 
joyous  ripples  and  eddies  over  a broad  surface 
some  fifty  yards  across,  and  dashed  away  to- 
wards a little  island  some  two  hundred  yards 
below,  or  rolled  itself  slowly  back  towards  the 
bridge  again,  up  the  back'water  by  the  side  of 
the  bank,  as  if  longing  for  another  merry  rush 
through  one  of  those  narrow  arches.  The  isl- 
and below  was  crorvned  with  splendid  alders, 
willows  forty  feet  high,  which  wept  into  the 
water,  and  two  or  three  poplars  ; a rich  mile  of 
water  meadow,  with  an  occasional  willow  or  al- 
der, lay  gleaming  beyond  ; and  the  view  was 
bounded  by  a glorious  wood,  which  crowned  the 
gentle  slope,  at  the  foot  of  which  the  river  ran. 
Another  considerable  body  of  water  which  had 
been  carried  off  above  from  the  main  stream  to 
flush  the  water  meadows,  rejoined  its  parent  at 
this  point ; it  came  slowly  down  a broad  artificial 
ditch  running  parallel  with  the  main  stream  ; 
and  the  narrow  strip  of  land  which  divided 
the  two  streams  ended  abruptly  just  below  the 
lock,  forming  a splendid  point  for  bather  or  an- 
gler. Tom  had  fixed  on  this  pool  as  his  bonne 
bouche,  as  a child  keeps  its  plums  till  the  last, 
and  stole  over  the  bridge,  stooping  low  to  gain 
the  point  above  indicated.  Having  gained  it, 
he  glanced  round  to  be  aware  of  the  dwarf  ash- 
trees  and  willows  which  were  scattered  along 
the  strip  and  might  catch  heedless  collars  and 
spoil  sport,  when,  lying  lazily  almost  on  the 
surface  where  the  back-water  met  the  stream 
from  the  meadows,  he  beheld  the  great  grand- 
father of  all  trout — a fellow  two  feet  long  and  a 
foot  in  girth  at  the  shoulders,  just  moving  fin 
enough  to  keep  him  from  turning  over  on  to  his 
back.  He  threw  himself  flat  on  the  ground  and 
crept  away  to  the  other  side  of  the  strip.  The 
king-fish  had  not  seen  him  ; and  the  next  mo- 
ment Tom  saw  him  sucking  a bee,  laden  with 
his  morning’s  load  of  honey,  who  touched  the 
water  unwarily  close  to  his  nose.  With  a trem- 
bling hand,  Tom  took  otfhis  tail  fly,  and,  on  his 
knees,  substituted  a governor ; then,  shortening 
his  line  after  wetting  his  mimic  bee  in  tlie  pool 
behind  him,  tossed  it  gently  into  the  monster’s 
very  jaws.  For  a moment  the  fish  seemed 
scared,  but  the  next,  conscious  in  his  strength, 
lifted  his  nose  slowly  to  the  surface  and  sucked 
in  the  bait. 

Tom  struck  gently,  and  then  sprang  to  his 
feet.  But  the  heavens  had  other  work  for  the 
king-fish,  who  dived  swiftly  under  the  bank ; a 
slight  jar  followed,  and  Tom’s  rod  was  straight 
over  his  head,  the  line  and  scarce  a yard  of  his 


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trusty  gut  collar  dangling  about  his  face.  He 
seized  this  remnant  with  horror  and  unsatisfied 
longing,  and  examined  it  with  care.  Could  he 
have  overlooked  any  fraying  which  the  gut 
might  have  got  in  the  morning’s  work  ? No  ; 
he  had  gone  over  every  inch  of  it  not  five  min- 
utes before,  as  he  neared  the  pool.  Besides,  it 
was  cut  clean  through,  not  a trace  of  bruise  or 
fray  about  it.  How  could  it  have  happened  ? 
He  went  to  the  spot  and  looked  into  the  water  ; 
it  was  slightly  discolored,  and  he  could  not  see 
the  bottom.  He  threw  his  fishing-coat  off, 
rolled  up  the  sleeve  of  his  flannel  shirt,  and,  ly- 
ing on  his  side,  felt  about  the  bank  and  tried  to 
reach  the  bottom,  but  couldn’t.  So,  hearing 
the  half-hour  bell  ring,  he  deferred  further  in- 
quiry, and  stripped  in  silent  disgust  for  a plunge 
in  the  pool.  Three  times  he  hurled  himself 
into  the  delicious  rush  of  the  cold  chalk  stream, 
with  that  utter  abandon  in  which  man,  whose 
bones  are  brittle,  can  only  indulge  when  there 
are  six  or  seven  feet  of  water  between  him  and 
mother  earth  ; and,  lotting  the  stream  bear  him 
away  at  its  own  sweet  will  to  the  shallows  be- 
low, struck  up  again  through  the  rush  and  the 
roar  to  his  plunging-place.  Then,  slowly  and 
luxuriously  dressing,  he  lit  his  short  pipe — com- 
panion of  meditation — and  began  to  ruminate 
on  the  escape  of  the  king- fish.  What  could 
have  cut  his  collar  ? The  more  he  thought  the 
less  he  could  make  it  out.  When  suddenly  he 
was  aware  of  the  keeper  on  his  way  back  to  the 
house  for  orders  and  breakfast. 

“What  sport,  sir?” 

“Pretty  fair,”  said  Tom,  carelessly,  lugging 
five  plump  speckled  fellows,  weighing  some 
seven  and  a half  pounds,  out  of  his  creel,  and 
laying  them  out  for  the  keeper’s  inspection. 

“Well,  they  be  in  prime  order,  sir,  surely,” 
says  the  keeper,  handling  them;  “they  alius 
gets  mortal  thick  across  the  shoulders  while  the 
May-fly  be  on.  Lose  any,  sir?” 

“I  put  in  some  little  ones  up  above,  and  lost 
one  screamer  just  up  the  back  ditch  there.  He 
must  have  been  a four-pounder,  and  went  off, 
and  be  hanged  to  him,  with  two  yards  of  my 
collar  and  a t^ouple  of  first-rate  flies.  How  on 
earth  he  got  oif  I can’t  tell!”  and  he  went  on 
to  unfold  the  particulars  of  the  short  struggle. 

The  keeper  could  hardly  keep  down  a grin. 
“Ah!  sir,”  said  he,  “I  thinks  I knows  Avhat 
spwiled  your  sport.  You  owes  it  all  to  that 
chap  as  I was  a-telling  you  of,  or  my  name’s 
not  Willum  Goddard;”  and  then,  fishing  the 
lock-pole  with  a hook  at  the  end  of  it  out  of  the 
rushes,  he  began  groping  under  the  bank,  and 
presently  hauled  up  a sort  of  infernal  machine, 
consisting  of  a heavy  lump  of  wood,  a yard  or 
so  long,  in  which  were  carefully  inserted  the 
blades  of  four  or  five  old  knives  and  razors, 
while  a crop  of  rusty  jagged  nails  filled  up  the 
spare  space. 

Tom  looked  at  it  in  wonder,  “What  devil’s 
work  have  you  got  hold  of  there  ?”  he  said  at 
last. 

“Bless  you,  sir,”  said  the  keeper,  “ ’tis  only 


our  shove-net  traps  as  I were  a-tclling  you  of. 
I keeps  hard  upon  a dozen  on  ’em,  and  shifts 
’em  about  in  the  likeliest  holes ; and  I takes 
care  to  let  the  men  as  is  about  the  water  mead- 
ows sec  me  a-sharpening  on  ’em  up  a bit  wi’  a 
file  now  and  again.  And,  since  master  gev  me 
orders  to  put  ’em  in,  I don’t  think  they  tries 
that  game  on  not  once  a month.” 

“Well,  but  w'here  do  you  and  your  master 
expect  to  go  to,  if  you  set  such  things  as  those 
about?”  said  Tom,  looking  serious.  “Why, 
you’ll  be  cutting  some  fellow’s  hand  or  foot  half 
off,  one  of  these  daj^s.  Suppose  I’d  waded  up 
the  bank  to  see  what  had  become  of  my  cast?” 

“Lor,  sir,  I never  thought  o’  that,”  said  the 
keeper,  looking  sheepish,  and  lifting  the  back 
of  his  short  hat  off  his  head  to  make  room  for  a 
scratch  ; “but,”  added  he,  turning  the  subject, 
“if  you  wants  to  keep  thay  artful  wosbirds  ofit 
the  water,  you  must  frighten  ’em  wd’  summat 
out  o’  the  way.  Drattle  ’em ! I knows  they 
puts  me  to  my  wits’-end  ; but  you’d  never  ’a 
had  five  such  fish  as  them  afore  breakfast,  sir, 
if  we  didn’t  stake  the  waters.” 

“ Well,  and  I don’t  want  ’em  if  I can’t  get 
’em  without.  I’ll  tell  j’ou  what  it  is,  keeper, 
this  razor  business  is  going  a bit  too  far;  men 
ain’t  to  be  maimed  for  liking  a bit  of  sport. 
You  set  spring-guns  in  the  woods,  and  you 
know  what  that  came  to.  Wh}-  don’t  you,  or 
one  of  your  watchers,  stop  out  here  at  night  and 
catcli  the  fellows,  like  men  ?” 

“Why,  you  see,  sir,  master  don’t  allow  me 
but  one  watcher,  and  he’s  mortal  feared  o’  the 
water,  he  be,  specially  o’  nights.  He’d  sooner 
by  half  stop  up  in  the  woods.  Daddy  Collins 
(that’s  an  old  woman  as  lives  on  the  heath,  sir, 
and  a bad  sort  she  be,  too),  well,  she  told  he 
once,  when  he  wouldn’t  gee  her  some  bacchy  as 
he’d  got,  and  she’d  a mind  to,  as  he’d  fall  twdee 
into  the  water  for  once  he’d  get  out;  and  th’ 
poor  chap  ever  since  can’t  think  but  wliat  he’ll 
be  drownded.  And  there’s  queer  sights  and 
sounds  by  the  river  o’  nights,  too,  I ’ool  say, 
sir,  let  alone  the  white  mist,  as  makes  every 
thing  look  unket,  and  gives  a chap  the  rheu- 
matics.” 

“Well,  but  you  ain’t  afraid  of  ghosts  and 
rheumatism  ?” 

“No,  I don’t  know  as  I be,  sir.  But  then 
there’s  the  pheasants  a-breedin’,  and  there’s 
four  brood  of  flappers  in  the  withey  bed,  and  a 
sight  of  young  hares  in  the  spinneys.  I be  hard 
put  to  to  mind  it  all.” 

“I  dare  say  you  are,”  said  Tom,  putting  on 
his  coat,  and  shouldering  his  rod ; “ I’ve  a good 
mind  to  take  a turn  at  it  myself,  to  help  you, 
if  you’ll  only  drop  those  razors.” 

“I  wishes  you  w'ould  sir,”  said  the  keeper, 
from  behind  ; “if  gentl’men ’d  sometimes  take 
a watch  at  nights,  they’d  find  out  as  keepers 
hadn’t  all  fair-w^eather  work.  I’ll  warrant,  if 
they’re  to  keep  a good  head  o’  game  about  a 
place.  ’Taint  all  popping  off  guns,  and  lunch- 
ing under  hay-ricks,  I can  tell  ’em — no,  nor  half 
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“ Where  do  you  think,  now,  this  fellow  we 
were  talking  of  sells  his  fish  ?”  said  Tom,  after 
a minute’s  thought. 

“ Mostly  at  Reading  Market,  I hears  tell,  sir. 
There’s  the  guard  of  the  mail,  as  goes  by  the 
cross-roads  three  days  a w'eek,  he  wur  a rare 
poaching  chap  hisself  down  in  the  west  afore  he 
got  his  place  along  of  his  bugle-playing.  They 
do  say  as  he’s  open  to  any  game,  he  is,  from  a 
buck  to  a snipe,  and  drives  a trade  all  down  the 
road  with  the  country  chaps.” 

“ What  day  is  Reading  Market  ?” 

“Tuesdays  and  Saturdays,  sir.” 

“And  what  time  does  the  mail  go  by  ?” 

“ Six  o’clock  in  the  morning,  sir,  at  the  cross- 
roads.” 

“And  they’re  three  miles  off,  across  the 
fields?” 

“Thereabouts,  sir.  I reckons  it  about  a 
forty-minutes’  stretch,  and  no  time  lost.” 

“‘There’ll  be  no  more  big  fish  caught  on  the 
fly  to-day,”  said  Tom,  after  a minute’s  silence, 
as  they  neared  the  house. 

The  wind  had  fallen  dead,  and  not  a spot  of 
cloud  in  the  sky. 

“Not  afore  nightfall,  I think,  sir;”  and  the 
keeper  disappeared  towards  the  offices. 


CHAPTER  XXXVII. 

THE  XIGHT-WATCH. 

“You  may  do  as  you  please,  but  I’m  going  to 
see  it  out.” 

“No,  but  I say,  do  come  along ; that’s  a good 
fellow.” 

“Not  I;  why,  we’ve  only  just  come  out. 
Didn’t  you  hear?  Wurley  dared  me  to  do  a 
night’s  watching,  and  I said  I meant  to  do  it.” 
“Yes;  so  did  I.  But  we  can  change  our 
minds.  What’s  the  good  of  having  a mind  if 
you  can’t  change  it ! Ai  devrspai  ttcjc  <ppovri6eg 
co(j)0}TEpaL — isn’t  that  good  Greek  and  good 
sense  ?” 

“I  don’t  see  it.  They’ll  only  laugh  and 
sneer  if  we  go  back  now.” 

“They’ll  laugh  at  us  twice  as  much  if  we 
don’t.  Fancy ! they’re  just  beginning  pool 
now  on  that  stunning  table.  Come  along. 
Brown ; don’t  miss  your  chance.  We  shall  be 
sure  to  divide  the  pools,  as  we’ve  missed  the 
claret.  Cool  hands  and  cool  heads,  you  know  ! 
Green  on  brown,  pink  your  player  in  hand! 
That’s  a good  deal  pleasanter  than  squatting 
here  all  night  on  the  damp  grass.” 

“Very  likely.” 

“But  you  won’t?  Now  do  be  reasonable. 
Will  you  come  if  I stop  with  you  another  half 
hour  ?” 

“No.” 

“ An  hour,  then  ? Say  till  ten  o’clock  ?” 

“If  I went  at  all,  I w'ould  go  at  once.” 

“ Then  you  won’t  come  ?” 

“No.” 

“ I’ll  bet  you  a sovereign  yon  never  see  a 


poacher,  and  then  how  sold  you  will  be  in  the 
morning ! It  will  be  much  worse  coming  in  to 
breakfast  with  empty  hands  and  a cold  in  the 
head  than  going  in  now.  They  will  chaff 
then,  I grant  you.” 

“ Well,  then,  they  may  chaff  and  be  hanged, 
for  I shan’t  go  in  now.” 

Tom’s  interlocutor  put  his  hands  in  the  pock- 
ets of  his  heather  mixture  shooting-coat,  and 
took  a turn  or  two  of  some  dozen  yards,  back- 
ward and  forward,  above  the  place  where  our 
hero  was  sitting.  He  didn’t  like  going  in  and 
facing  the  pool  - players  by  himself ; so  he 
stopped  once  more  and  re-opened  the  conver- 
sation. 

“What  do  you  want  to  do  by  watching  all 
night,  Brown  ?” 

“To  show  the  keeper  and  those  fellows  in- 
doors that  I mean  what  I say.  I said  I’d  do 
it,  and  I will.” 

“You  don’t  want  to  catch  a poacher,  then?” 
“I  don’t  much  care;  I’ll  catch  one  if  he 
comes  in  my  way — or  try  it  on,  at  any  rate.” 

“I  say,  I3rown,  I like  that;  as  if  you  don’t 
poach  yourself.  Why,  I rein  ember  when  the 
Whiteham  keeper  spent  the  best  part  of  a week 
outside  the  college  gates  on  the  look-out  for  you 
and  Drysdale  and  some  other  fellows.” 

“ What  has  that  to  do  with  it?” 

“Why,  you  ought  to  have  more  fellow-feel- 
ing. I suppose  you  go  on  the  principle  of  set 
a thief  to  catch  a thief?” 

Tom  made  no  answer,  and  his  companion 
went  on : 

“Come  along  now,  like  a good  fellow.  If 
you’ll  come  in  now,  we  can  come  out  again  all 
fresh,  when  the  rest  go  to  bed.” 

“Not  we.  I shan’t  go  in.  But  you  can 
come  out  again,  if  you  like ; you’ll  find  me 
hereabouts.” 

The  man  in  the  heather  mixture  had  now  shot 
his  last  bolt,  and  took  himself  off  to  the  house, 
leaving  Tom  by  the  river-side.  How  they  got 
there  may  be  told  in  a few  words.  After  bis 
morning’s  fishing,  and  conversation  with  the 
keeper,  he  had  gone  in  full  of  his  subject,  and 
propounded  it  at  the  breakfast-table.  His 
strictures  on  the  knife  and  razor  business  pro- 
duced a rather  w'arm  discussion,  which  merged 
in  the  question  whether  a keeper’s  life  was  a 
hard  one,  till  something  was  said  implying 
that  Wurley’s  men  were  over-worked.  The 
master  took  this  in  high  dudgeon,  and  words 
ran  nigh.  In  the  discussion  Tom  remarked 
{apropos  of  night-work)  that  he  would  never 
ask  another  man  to  do  what  he  would  not  do 
himself ; which  sentiment  w'as  indorsed  by, 
among  others,  the  man  in  the  heather  mixture. 
The  host  had  retorted  that  they  had  better,  in 
tliat  case,  try  it  themselves ; which  remark  had 
the  effect  of  making  Tom  resolve  to  cut  short 
his  visit,  and  in  the  mean  time  had  brought 
him  and  his  ally  to  the  river-side  on  the  night 
in  question. 

The  first  hour,  as  we  have  seen,  had  been 
enough  for  the  ally;  and  so  Tom  was  left  in 


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company  with  a plaid,  a stick,  and  a pipe,  to 
spepd  the  night  by  liimself. 

It  was  by  no  means  the  first  night  he  had 
spent  in  the  open  air,  and  promised  to  be  a 
pleasant  one  for  camping  out.  It  was  almost 
the  longest  day  in  the  year,  and  the  weather 
was  magnificent.  There  was  yet  an  hour  of 
daylight,  and  the  place  he  had  chosen  was  just 
the  right  one  for  enjoying  the  evening. 

He  was  sitting  under  one  of  a clump  of  huge 
old  alders,  growing,  on  the  thin  strip  of  land  al- 
ready noticed,  which  divided  the  main  stream 
from  the  deep  artificial  ditch  which  fed  the  wa- 
ter-meadows. On  his  left  the  emerald-green 
meadows  stretched  away  till  they  met  the  in- 
closed corn-land.  On  his  right  ran  the  main 
stream,  some  fifty  feet  in  breadth  at  this  point ; 
on  the  opposite  side  of  which  was  a rough  piece 
of  ground,  half  withey-bed,  half  copse,  with  a 
rank  growth  of  rushes  at  the  Avater’s  edge. 
These  were  the  chosen  haunts  of  the  moor-hen 
and  water-rat,  whose  tracks  could  be  seen  by 
dozens,  like  small  open  door-ways,  looking  out 
on  to  the  river,  through  Avhich  ran  mysterious 
little  paths  into  the  rush-wilderness  beyond. 

The  sun  was  now  going  down  behind  the 
copse,  through  which  his  beams  came  aslant, 
checkered  and  mellow.  The  stream  ran  dimp- 
ling doAvn  by  him,  sleepily  stvaying  the  masses 
of  weed,  under  the  surface  and  on  the  surface  ; 
and  the  trout  rose  under  the  banks,  as  some 
moth  or  gnat  or  gleaming  beetle  fell  into  the 
stream ; here  and  there  one  more  frolicsome 
than  his  brethren  Avould  throw  himself  joyously 
into  the  air.  The  swifts  rushed  close  by  him, 
in  companies  of  five  or  six,  and  wheeled,  and 
screamed,  and  dashed  atvay  again,  skimming 
along  the  water,  baffling  his  eyes  as  he  tried  to 
follow  their  flight.  Two  kingfishers  shot  sud- 
denly up  on  to  their  supper  station,  on  a stunted 
willow  stump,  some  twenty  yards  below  him, 
and  sat  there  in  the  glory  of  their  blue  backs 
and  cloudy  red  waistcoats,  watching  with  long 
sagacious  beaks  pointed  to  the  Avater  beneath, 
and  every  noAV  and  then  drop])ing  like  flashes  of 
light  into  the  stream  and  rising  again,  Avith 
what  seemed  one  motion,  to  their  perches.  A 
heron  or  tAvo  Avere  fishing  about  the  meadoAvs ; 
and  he  Avatched  them  stalking  about  in  their 
sober  quaker  coats,  or  rising  on  slow  heavy  Aving, 
and  lumbering  away  home  Avith  a Aveird  cry. 
He  heard  the  strong  pinions  of  the  Avood-pigeon 
in  the  air,  and  then  from  the  trees  above  his 
head  came  the  soft  call,  “ Take-tAvo-coAv-Taffy, 
take-two-cow-Taffy,”  with  Avhich  that  fair  and 
false  bird  is  said  to  have  beguiled  the  hapless 
Welshman  to  the  gallows.  Presently,  as  he  lay 
motionless,  the  timid  and  graceful  little  Avater- 
hens  peered  out  from  their  doors  in  the  rushes 
opposite,  and,  seeing  no  cause  for  fear,  stepped 
daintily  into  the  Avater,  and  Avere  suddenly  sur- 
rounded by  little  bundles  of  black  soft  doAvn, 
Avhich  went  paddling  about  in  and  out  of  the 
weeds,  encouraged  by  the  occasional  sharp,  clear, 
parental  “keck — keck,”  and  merry  little  dab- 
chicks  popped  up  in  mid-stream,  and  looked 


round  and  nodded  at  him,  port  and  voiceless, 
and  dived  again  ; even  old  cunning  Avater-rats 
sat  up  on  the  bank  Avith  round  black  noses  and 
gleaming  eyes,  or  took  solemn  SAvims  out,  and 
turned  up  their  tails,  and  disappeared  for  his 
amusement.  A comfortable  low  came  at  inter- 
vals from  the  cattle,  rCA-elling  in  the  abundant 
herbage.  All  living  things  seemed  to  be  disport- 
ing themseh-es,  and  enjoying,  after  their  kind, 
the  last  gleams  of  the  sun-set,  Avhich  Avere  mak- 
ing the  Avhole  vault  of  heaven  gloAv  and  shim- 
mer ; and,  as  he  Avatched  them,  Tom  blessed  his 
stars  as  he  contrasted  the  river-side  Avith  the  glare 
of  lamps  and  the  click  of  balls  in  the  noisy  pool- 
room. 

Before  it  got  dark  ho  bethought  him  of  mak- 
ing sure  of  his  position  once  more  ; matters 
might  haA^e  changed  since  he  chose  it  before  din- 
ner. With  all  that  he  could  extract  from  the 
keeper,  and  his  OAvn  experience  in  such  matters, 
it  had  taken  him  several  hours’  hunting  up  and 
doAvn  the  river  that  afternoon  before  he  had  hit 
on  a night-line.  But  he  had  persevered,  knoAv- 
ing  that  this  Avas  the  only  safe  evidence  to  start 
from,  and  at  last  had  found  several,  so  cunning- 
ly set  that  it  Avas  clear  that  it  Avas  a first-rate 
artist  in  the  poaching  lino  against  Avhom  he  had 
pitted  himself.  These  lines  must  have  been 
laid  almost  under  his  nose  on  that  very  day,  as 
the  freshness  of  the  baits  proved.  The  one 
which  he  had  selected  to  AA^atch  by  Avas  under  the 
bank,  Avithin  a fcAv  yards  of  the  clump  of  alders 
Avhere  he  Avas  noAV  sitting.  There  Avas  no  satis- 
factory cover  near  the  others ; so  he  had  chosen 
this  one,  Avhere  he  would  be  perfectly  concealed 
behind  the  nearest  trunk  from  any  person  Avho 
might  come  in  due  time  to  take  up  the  line. 
With  this  vieAv,  then,  he  got  up,  and,  stepping 
carefully  on  the  thickest  grass  where  his  foot 
Avould  leave  no  mark,  Avent  to  the  bank,  and  felt 
Avith  the  hook  of  his  stick  after  the  line.  It  Avas 
all  right,  and  he  returned  to  his  old  seat. 

And  then  the  summer  tAvilight  came  on,  and 
the  birds  disappeared,  and  the  hush  of  night  set- 
tled doAvn  on  river,  and  copse,  and  meadoAV — cool 
and  gentle  summer  tAvilight  after  the  hot  bright 
day.  He  Avelcomed  it,  too,  as  it  folded  up  the 
landscape,  and  the  trees  lost  their  outline,  and 
settled  into  soft  black  masses  rising  here  and 
there  out  of  the  white  mist,  AA'hich  seemed  to 
have  crept  up  to  Avithin  a fcAV  yards  all  round 
him  unaAvares.  There  Avas  no  sound  now  but 
the  gentle  murmur  of  the  Avater,  and  an  occa- 
sional rustle  of  reeds,  or  of  the  leaves  over  his 
head,  as  a sti’ay  Avandering  puff  of  air  passed 
through  them  on  its  Avay  home  to  bed.  Nothing 
to  listen  to,  and  nothing  to  look  at ; for  the 
moon  had  notrisen,  and  the  light  mist  hid  ev'cry 
thing  except  a star  or  tAVO  right  up  above  him. 
So,  the  outside  world  having  left  him  for  the 
present,  he  Avas  turned  inAvard  on  himself. 

This  Avas  all  very  Avell  at  first ; and  he  Avrap- 
ped  the  plaid  round  his  shoulders  and  leaned 
against  his  tree,  and  indulged  in  a little  self- 
gratulation.  There  Avas  something  of  strange- 
ness and  adA'enture  in  his  solitary  ni^t-Avatcli, 


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which  had  its  charm  for  a youngster  of  twenty- 
one  ; and  the  consciousness  of  not  running  from 
his  word,  of  doing  what  he  had  said  he  would 
do,  while  others  shirked  and  broke  down,  was 
decidedly  pleasant. 

But  this  satisfaction  did  not  last  very  long, 
and  the  night  began  to  get  a little  wearisome, 
and  too  cool  to  be  quite  comfortable.  By  de- 
grees doubts  as  to  the  wisdom  of  liis  self-im- 
posed task  crept  into  his  head.  He  dismissed 
them  for  a time  by  turning  his  thoughts  to  other 
matters.  The  neighborhood  of  Englebourn, 
some  two  miles  up  above  him,  reminded  him  of 
the  previous  summer ; and  he  wondered  how  he 
should  get  on  with  his  cousin  Avhen  they  met. 
He  should  probably  see  her  the  next  day,  for  he 
would  lose  no  time  in  calling.  Would  she  re- 
ceive him  well?  Would  she  have  much  to  tell 
him  about  Mary  ? 

He  had  been  more  hopeful  on  this  subject  of 
late,  but  the  loneliness,  the  utter  solitude  and  si- 
lence of  his  position,  as  he  sat  there  in  the  misty 
night,  away  from  all  human  habitations,  was  not 
favorable,  somehow,  to  hopefulness.  He  found 
himself  getting  dreary  and  sombre  in  heart — 
more  and  more  so  as  the  minutes  rolled  on,  and 
the  silence  and  loneliness  pressed  on  him  more 
and  more  heavily.  He  was  surprised  at  his 
down-heartedness,  and  tried  to  remember  how 
he  had  spent  former  nights  so  pleasantly  out  of 
doors.  Ah  ! he  had  always  had  a companion 
within  call,  and  sometliing  to  do — cray  fishing, 
bat  fowling,  or  something  of  the  kind ! Sitting 
there  doing  nothing,  he  fancied,  must  make  it 
so  heavy  to-night.  By  a strong  efibrt  of  will 
he  shook  off  the  oppression.  He  moved,  and 
liummed  a tune  to  break  the  silence ; he  got 
up  and  walked  up  and  down,  lest  it  should  again 
master  him.  If  wind,  storm,  pouring  rain,  any 
thing  to  make  sound  or  movement,  would  but 
come ! 

But  neither  of  them  came,  and  there  was  lit- 
tle help  in  sound  or  movement  made  by  himself. 
Besides,  it  occurred  to  him  that  much  walking 
up  and  down  might  defeat  the  object  of  his  watch. 
No  one  would  come  near  while  he  was  on  the 
move ; and  he  was  probably  making  marks  al- 
ready which  might  catch  the  eye  of  the  setter 
of  the  night-lines  at  some  distance  if  that  cun- 
ning party  waited  for  the  morning  light,  and 
might  keep  him  away  from  the  place  altogether. 

So  he  sat  down  again  on  his  old  seat,  and 
leaned  hard  against  the  alder  trunk,  as  though 
to  steady  himself,  and  keep  all  troublesome 
thoughts  well  in  front  of  him.  In  this  attitude 
of  defense  he  reasoned  with  himself  on  the  ab- 
surdity of  allowing  himself  to  be  depressed  by 
the  mere  accidents  of  place,  and  darkness,  and 
silence  ; but  all  the  reasoning  at  his  command 
didn’t  alter  the. fact.  He  felt  the  enemy  ad- 
vancing again,  and,  casting  about  for  help,  fell 
back  on  the  thought  that  he  was  going  through 
a task,  holding  to  his  word,  doing  what  he  had 
said  he  would  do ; and  this  brought  him  some  re- 
lief for  the  moment.  He  fixed  his  mind  steadi- 
ly on  thi^  task  of  his ; but,  alas  ! here  again,  in 


his  very  last  stronghold,  the  enemy  began  to 
turn  his  flank,  and  the  position  every  minute 
became  more  and  more  untenable. 

He  had  of  late  fallen  into  a pestilent  habit 
of  cross-questioning  himself  on  any  thing  which 
he  was  about — setting  up  himself  like  a cock 
at  Shrovetide,  and  pelting  himself  with  inexora- 
ble “whys?”  and  “ wherefores  ?”  A pestilent 
habit  truly  he  had  found  it,  and  one  which  left 
a man  no  peace  of  his  life — a relentless,  sleep- 
less habit,  always  ready  to  take  advantage  of 
him,  but  never  so  viciously  alert,  that  he  re- 
membered, as  on  this  night. 

And  so  this  questioning  self,  which  would 
never  be  denied  for  long,  began  to  examine  him 
as  to  his  proposed  night’s  work.  This  precious 
task  which  he  was  so  proud  of  going  through 
with,  on  the  score  of  which  he  had  been  in  his 
heart  crowing  over  others,  because  they  had  not 
taken  it  on  them,  or  had  let  it  drop,  what  then 
was  the  meaning  of  it  ? 

“What  was  he  out  there  for?  What  had  he 
come  out  to  do  ?”  They  were  awkward  ques- 
tions. He  tried  several  answers,  and  was  driven 
from  one  to  another  till  he  w'as  bound  to  admit 
that  he  was  out  there  that  night  partly  out  of 
pique  and  partly  out  of  pride ; and  that  his  ob- 
ject (next  to  earning  the  pleasure  of  thinking 
himself  a better  man  than  his  neighbors)  was, 
if  so  be,  to  catch  a iioacher.  “To  catch  a poach- 
er ? What  business  had  he  to  be  catching  poach- 
ers ? If  all  poachers  wei'e  to  be  caught,  he  would 
have  to  be  caught  himself.”  He  had  just  had 
an  unpleasant  reminder  of  this  fact  from  him 
of  the  heather  mixtures — a Parthian  remark 
which  he  had  thrown  over  his  shoulder  as  he 
went  off,  and  which  had  stuck.  “But  then,” 
Tom  argued,  “it  was  a very  different  thing,  his 
poaching — going  out  for  a day’s  lark  after  game, 
which  he  didn’t  care  a straw  for,  but  only  for  the 
spoi't — and  that  of  men  making  a trade  of  it,  like 
the  man  the  keeper  spoke  of.”  “ Why  ? How 
different  ? If  there  were  any  difference,  was  it 
one  in  his  favor  ?”  Avoiding  this  suggestion, 
he  took  up  new  ground.  “Poachers  were  al- 
ways the  greatest  blackguards  in  their  neigh- 
borhoods, pests  of  society,  and  ought  to  be  put 
down.”  “Possibly — at  any  rate,  he  had  been 
one  of  the  fraternity  in  his  time,  and  was  scarce- 
ly tlie  man  to  be  casting  stones  at  them.”  “But 
his  poaching  had  always  been  done  thoughtless- 
ly.” “How did  he  know  that  others liad  worse 
motives  ?” 

And  so  he  w'cnt  on,  tossing  the  matter  back- 
ward and  forward  in  his  mind,  and  getting 
more  and  more  uncomfortable,  and  unable  to 
answer  to  his  own  satisfaction  the  simple  ques- 
tion, “What  right  have  you  to  be  out  here  on 
this  errand  ?” 

He  got  up  a second  time  and  walked  up  and 
down,  but  with  no  better  success  than  before. 
The  change  of  position  and  exercise  did  not 
help  him  out  of  his  difficulties.  And  now  he 
got  a step  farther.  If  he  had  no  right  to  be 
there,  hadn’t  he  better  go  up  to  the  house  and 
say  so,  and  go  to  bed  like  the  rest  ? No,  his 


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pride  couldn’t  stand  that.  But  if  he  couldn’t 
go  in,  he  might  turn  into  a barn  or  outhouse ; 
nobody  would  be  any  the  wiser  then,  and  after 
all  he  was  not  pledged  to  stop  on  one  spot  all 
niglit?  It  was  a tempting  suggestion,  and  he 
was  very  near  yielding  to  it  at  once.  While 
he  wavered,  a new  set  of  thoughts  came  up  to 
back  it.  How',  if  he  staid  there  and  a gang  of 
night-poachers  came  ? He  knew  that  many  of 
them  were  desperate  men.  He  had  no  arms ; 
what  could  he  do  against  them  ? Nothing ; 
but  lie  might  be  maimed  for  life  in  a night  row 
which  he  had  no  business  to  be  in — mui'dered, 
perhaps.  He  stood  still,  and  listened  long  and 
painfully. 

Every  moment,  as  he  listened,  the  silence 
mastered  him  more  and  more,  and  his  reason 
became  more  and  more  powerless.  It  was  such 
a silence — a great  illimitable,  vague  silence ! 
The  silence  of  a deserted  house — where  he  could 
at  least  have  felt  that  he  was  bounded  some- 
where, by  wall,  and  floor,  and  roof — where  men 
must  have  lived  and  worked  once,  though  they 
might  he  there  no  longer — would  have  been 
nothing ; but  this  silence  of  the  huge,  wide  out- 
of-doors  world,  where  there  was  nothing  but  air 
and  space  around  and  above  him,  and  the 
ground  beneath,  it  was  getting  irksome,  intoler- 
able, awful ! The  great  silence  seemed  to  be 
saying  to  him,  “ You  are  alone,  alone,  alone  !” 
and  he  had . never  known  before  what  horror 
lurked  in  that  thought. 

Every  moment  that  he  stood  still  th.e  spell 
grew  stronger  on  him,  and  yet  he  dared  not 
move  ; and  a strange,  wild  feeling  of  fear — un- 
mistakable physical  fear,  which  made  his  heart 
beat  and  his  limbs  tremble — seized  on  him. 
He  was  ready  to  cry  out,  to  fall  down,  to  run, 
and  yet  there  he  stood  listening,  still  and  mo- 
tionless. 

Tile  critical  moment  in  all  panics  must  come 
at  last.  A wild  and  grewsome  hissing  and 
snoring,  which  seemed  to  come  from  the  air  just 
over  his  head,  made  him  start  and  spring  for- 
ward, and  gave  him  the  use  of  his  limbs  again, 
at  any  rate,  though  they  would  not  have  been 
worth  much  to  him  had  the  ghost  or  hobgoblin 
appeared  whom  he  half  expected  to  see  the 
next  moment.  Then  came  a screech,  which 
seemed  to  flit  along  the  rough  meadow  oppo- 
site, and  come  towards  him.  He  drew  a long- 
breath,  for  he  knew  that  sound  well  enough ; it 
Avas  nothing,  after  all,  but  the  owls. 

The  mere  realized  consciousness  of  the  pres- 
ence of  some  living  creatures,  Avero  they  only 
oAvls,  brought  him  to  his  senses.  And  noAv  the 
moon  Avas  Avell  up,  and  the  AvavAvard  mist  had 
cleared  aAvay,  and  he  could  catch  glimpses  of 
the  solemn  birds  every  noAv  and  then,  beating 
over  the  rough  meadoAV  backAA’ard  and  foi-Avard, 
and  over  the  shalloAv  Avater,  as  regularly  as 
trained  pointers. 

He  threw  himself  doAvn  again  under  his  tree, 
and  noAv  bethought  himself  of  his  pipe.  Here 
was  a companion  Avhich,  Avonderful  to  say,  he 
had  not  thought  of  before  since  the  night  set 
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in.  He  pulled  it  out,  but  paused  before  light- 
ing. Nothing  Avas  so  likely  to  betray  his 
Avhcrcabouts  as  tobacco.  True,  but  any  tiling 
Avas  better  than  such  another  fright  as  he  had 
had;  “so  here  goes,”  he  thought,  “if  I keep 
off  all  the  poachers  in  Berkshire and  he  ac- 
cordingly lighted  up,  and,  Avith  the  help  of  his 
pipe,  once  more  debated  Avith  himself  the  ques- 
tion of  beating  a retreat. 

After  a sharp  inAvard  struggle,  he  concluded 
to  stay  and  see  it  out.  He  should  despise 
himself  more  than  he  cared  to  face,  if  he  gave 
in  noAv.  If  he  left  that  spot  before  morning, 
the  motiA-^e  AA'ould  be  sheer  coAvardice.  There 
might  be  fifty  other  good  reasons  for  going; 
but  if  he  Avent,  his  reason  would  be  fear,  and 
nothing  else.  It  might  have  been  wrong  and 
foolish  to  come  out;  it  must  be  to  go  in  noAv. 
“Fear  never  made  a man  do  a right  action,” 
he  summed  up  to  himself;  “so  here  I stop, 
come  Avhat  may  of  it.  I think  I’ve  seen  the 
worst  of  it  now.  I Avas  in  a real  blue  funk, 
and  no  mistake.  Let’s  see,  Avasn’t  I laughing 
this  morning  at  the  Avatcher  Avho  didn’t  like 
passing  a night  by  the  riA’er?  Well,  he  has 
got  the  laugh  of  me  now,  if"  he  only  kncAV  it. 
I’a'c  learned  one  lesson  to-night,  at  any  rate  ; I 
don’t  think  I shall  ever  be  very  hard  on  cow- 
ards again.” 

By  the  time  he  had  finished  his  pipe,  he  Avas 
a man  again,  and,  moreoA'er,  notAvithstanding 
the  damp,  began  to  feel  sleepy,  noAv  that  his 
mind  Avas  thoroughly  made  up  and  his  nerA-es 
Avere  quiet.  So  he  made  the  best  of  his  plaid, 
and  picked  a softish  place,  and  AA'ent  oft’  into 
a sort  of  dog-sleep,  which  lasted  at  intervals 
through  the  short  summer  night.  A poor,  thin 
sort  of  sleep  it  Avas,  inAvhichhe  ncA-er  altogether 
lost  his  consciousness,  and  br'oken  by  short  inter- 
vals of  actual  Avakefulness,  but  a blessed  release 
from  the  self-questionings  and  panics  of  the  ear- 
ly night. 

He  Avoko  at  last  Avith  a shiver.  It  Avas  cold- 
er than  he  had  yet  felt  it,  and  it  seemed  lighter. 
He  stretched  his  half-torpid  limbs,  and  sat  up. 
Yes,  it  Avas  certainly  getting  light,  for  he  could 
just  make  out  the  figures  on  the  face  of  his 
Avatch  Avhich  he  pulled  out.  The  daAvn  Avas  al- 
most upon  him,  and  his  night-Avatch  Avas  OAer. 
Nothing  had  come  of  it  as  yet,  except  his  fright, 
at  Avhich  he  could  now  laugh  comfortably 
enough ; probably  nothing  more  might  come  of 
it  after  all,  but  he  had  done  the  task  he  had  set 
himself  Avithout  flinching,  and  that  Avas  a satis- 
faction. He  Avound  up  his  Avatch,  Avhich  he  had 
forgotten  to  do  the  night  before,  and  then  stood 
up,  and  thrcAV  his  damp  plaid  aside,  and  SAvung 
his  arms  across  his  chest  to  i-estore  circulation. 
The  crescent  moon  Avas  high  up  in  the  sky,  faint 
and  Avhite,  and  he  could  scarcely  noAv  make  out 
tlie  stars,  Avhich  Avere  fading  out  as  the  gloAV  in 
the  north-east  got  stronger  and  bi-oader. 

Forgetting  for  a moment  the  purpose  of  his 
vigil,  he  Avas  thinking  of  a long  morning’s  fish- 
ing, and  had  turned  to  pick  up  his  plaid  and  go 
off  to  the  house  for  his  fishing-rod,  Avhen  he 


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thought  he  heard  the  sound  of  dry  wood  snap- 
ping. He  listened  intently  ; the  next  moment 
it  came  again,  some  way  otf,  but  plainly  to  be 
heard  in  the  intense  stillness  of  the  morning. 
Some  living  thing  Avas  moving  down  the  stream. 
Another  moment’s  listening,  and  he  was  con- 
vinced that  the  sound  came  from  a hedge  some 
hundred  yards  below. 

He  had  noticed  the  hedge  before  : the  keeper 
had  stopped  up  a gap  in  it  the  day  before,  at  the 
place  where  it  came  down  to  the  water,  with  some 
old  hurdles  and  dry  thorns.  He  drew  himself 
up  behind  his  alder,  looking  out  from  behind  it 
cautiously  towards  the  point  from  which  the 
sound  came.  He  could  just  make  out  the  hedge 
through  the  mist,  but  saw  nothing. 

But  now  the  crackling  began  again,  and  he 
was  sure  that  a man  was  forcing  his  way  over  the 
keeper’s  barricade.  A moment  afterwards  he 
saw  a figure  drop  from  the  hedge  into  the  slip  in 
Avhich  he  stood.  He  drew  back  his  head  hastily, 
and  his  heart  beat  like  a hammer  as  he  waited 
the  approach  of  the  stranger.  In  a few  seconds 
the  suspense  was  too  much  for  him,  for  again 
there  was  perfect  silence.  He  peered  out  a sec- 
ond time  cautiously  round  the  tree,  and  now  he 
could  make  out  the  figure  of  a man  stooping  by 
the  water-side  just  above  the  hedge,  and  draAv- 
ing  in  a line.  This  Avas  enough,  and  he  drew 
back  again,  and  made  himself  small  behind  the 
tree  ; now  he  was  sure  that  the  keeper’s  enemy, 
the  man  he  had  come  out  to  take,  was  here. 
Ilis  next  halt  would  be  at  the  line  which  was  set 
Avithin  a feAV  yards  of  the  place  whei’e  he  stood. 
So  the  struggle  Avhich  he  had  courted  AA^as  come ! 
All  his  doubts  of  the  night  wrestled  in  his  mind 
for  a minute ; but,  forcing  them  doAvn,  he  strung 
himself  up  for  the  encounter,  his  whole  frame 
trembling  Avith  excitement,  and  his  blood  ting- 
ling through  his  veins  as  though  it  Avould  burst 
them.  The  next  minute  Avas  as  severe  a trial 
of  nerve  as  he  had  ever  been  put  to,  and  the 
sound  of  a stealthy  tread  on  the  grass  just  beloAV 
came  to  him  as  a relief.  It  stopped,  and  he 
heard  the  man  stoop,  then  came  a stir  in  the 
AA'ater,  and  the  flapping  as  of  a fish  being  landed. 

Noav  Avas  his  time  ! He  sprang  from  behind 
the  tree,  and  the  next  moment  Avas  over  the 
stooping  figure  of  the  poacher.  Before  he  could 
seize  him,  the  man  sprang  up  and  grappled  with 
him.  They  had  come  to  a tight  lock  at  once, 
for  the  poacher  had  risen  so  close  under  him  that 
he  could  not  catch  his  collar  and  hold  him  off. 
Too  close  to  strike,  it  AA-as  a desperate  trial  of 
strength  and  bottom. 

Tom  kneAV  in  a moment  that  he  had  hisAvork 
cut  out  for  him.  He  felt  the  nervous  poAver  of 
the  frame  he  had  got  hold  of  as  he  droA^e  his  chin 
into  the  poacher’s  shoulder,  and  arched  his  back, 
and  strained  every  muscle  in  his  body  to  force 
liim  backward,  but  in  vain.  It  Avas  all  he  could 
do  to  hold  his  OAvn  ; but  he  felt  that  he  might 
hold  it  yet,  as  they  staggered  on  the  brink  of  the 
back  ditch,  stamping  the  grass  and  marsh  mari- 
golds into  the  ground,  and  draAving  deep  breath 
through  their  set  teeth.  A slip,  a false  foot- 


hold, a failing  muscle,  and  it  Avould  be  over; 
doAvn  they  must  go — Avho  Avould  be  uppermost? 

The  poacher  trod  on  a soft  place  and  Tom 
felt  it,  and,  throAving  himself  forAvard,  Avas  reck- 
oning on  victory,  but  reckoning  Avithout  his  host. 
For,  recovering  himself  Avith  a twist  of  the  body 
which  brought  them  still  closer  together,  the 
poacher  locked  his  leg  behind  Tom’s,  in  a crook 
Avhich  brought  the  Avrestlings  of  his  boyhood  into 
his  head  Avith  a flash,  as  they  tottered  for  anoth- 
er moment,  and  then,  losing  balance,  Avent  head- 
long OA'er  Avith  a heavy  plunge  and  splash  into 
the  deep  back  ditch,  locked  tight  in  each  other’s 
arms. 

The  cold  Avater  closed  over  them,  and  for  a 
moment  Tom  held  as  tight  as  eA^er.  Under  or 
above  the  surface  it  was  all  the  same,  he  couldn’t 
give  in  first.  But  a gulp  of  Avater,  and  the  sing- 
ing in  his  ears,  and  a feeling  of  choking,  brought 
him  to  his  senses,  helped,  too,  by  the  thought  of 
his  mother,  and  Mary,  and  loA-e  of  the  pleasant 
Avorld  up  above.  The  folly  and  uselessness  of 
being  drowned  in  a ditch  on  a point  of  honor 
stood  out  before  him  as  clearly  as  if  he  had  been 
thinking  of  nothing  else  all  his  life  ; and  he  let 
go  his  hold — much  relieved  to  find  that  his  com- 
panion of  the  bath  seemed  equally  Avilling  to  be 
quit  of  him — and  struggled  to  the  surface,  and 
seized  the  bank,  gasping  and  exhausted. 

His  first  thought  Avas  to  turn  round  and  look 
for  his  adversary.  The  poacher  Avas  by  the  bank 
too,  a few  feet  from  him.  His  cap  had  fallen 
oif  in  the  struggle,  and,  all  chance  of  conceal- 
ment being  over,  he  too  had  turned  to  face  the 
matter  out,  and  their  eyes  met. 

“ Good  God  ! Harry  ! is  it  you  ?” 

Harry  Winburn  ansAvered  nothing  ; and  the 
two  dragged  their  feet  out  of  the  soft  muddy 
bottom  and  scrambled  on  to  the  bank,  and  then, 
Avith  a sort  of  common  instinct,  sat  down,  drip- 
ping and  foolish,  each  on  the  place  he  had  reach- 
ed, and  looked  at  one  another.  Probably  tAvo 
more  thoroughly  bewildered  lieges  of  her  Majes- 
ty were  not  at  that  moment  facing  one  another 
in  any  corner  of  the  United  Kingdom. 


CHAPTER  XXXVIII. 

MAKY  IN  MAYFAIR. 

On  the  night  Avhich  our  hero  spent  by  the  side 
of  the  river,  Avith  the  results  detailed  in  the  last 
chapter,  there  Avas  a great  ball  in  Brook  Street, 
Mayfair.  It  Avas  the  height  of  the  season  ; and 
of  course  balls,  concerts,  and  parties  of  all  kinds 
Avere  going  on  in  all  parts  of  the  Great  Babylon  ; 
but  the  entertainment  in  question  Avas  the  event 
of  that  evening.  Persons  behind  the  scenes 
would  have  told  you  at  once,  had  you  happened 
to  meet  them,  and  inquire  on  the  subject  during 
the  previous  ten  days,  that  Brook  Street  Avas  the 
place  in  Avhich  CA'ery  body  who  Avent  anyAvhere 
ought  to  spend  some  hours  between  eleven  and 
three  on  this  particular  evening.  If  you  did  not 
happen  to  be  going  there,  vou  had  better  stay 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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quietly  at  your  club,  or  your  home,  and  not 
speak  of  your  engagements  for  that  night. 

A great  awning  had  sprung  up  in  the  course 
of  the  day  over  the  pavement  in  front  of  the 
door,  and,  as  tire  evening  closed  in,  tired  lawyers 
and  merchants,  on  their  return  from  the  Cit}’, 
and  the  riders  and  drivers  on  their  way  home 
from  the  Park,  miglit  have  seen  Holland’s  men 
laying  red  drugget  over  the  pavement,  and  Gun- 
ter’s carts  coming  and  going,  and  the  police 
“moving  on”  the  street- boys  and  servant- 
maids,  and  other  curious  members  of  the  mass- 
es, who  paused  to  stare  at  the  preparations. 

Then  came  the  ligliting  up  of  the  rooms,  and 
the  blaze  of  pure  white  light  from  the  uncur- 
tained ball-room  windows  spread  into  the  street, 
and  the  musieians  passed  in  with  their  instru- 
ments. Then,  after  a short  pause,  the  carriages 
of  a few  intimate  friends,  who  came  early  at  the 
hostess’s  express  desire,  began  to  drive  up,  and 
the  Hansom  cabs  of  the  contemporaries  of  the 
eldest  son,  from  which  issued  guardsmen  and 
Foreign-office  men,  and  other  dancing-youtli  of 
the  most  approved  description.  Then  the  crowd 
collected  again  round  the  door — a sadder  crowd 
now  to  the  eye  of  any  one  who  has  time  to  look 
at  it;  with  sallow,  haggard-looking  men  here 
and  there  on  the  skirts  of  it,  and  tawdry  women 
joking  and  pushing  to  tlie  front,  through  the 
powdered  footmen,  and  linkmen  in  red  waist- 
coats, already  clamorous  and  redolent  of  gin  and 
beer,  and  scarcely  kept  baek  by  the  half-dozen 
constables  of  the  A division,  told  off  for  the  spe- 
cial duty  of  attending  and  keeping  order  on  so 
important  an  occasion. 

Then  comes  a rush  of  carriages,  and  by  elev- 
en o’clock  the  line  stretches  away  half  round 
Grosvenor  Square,  and  moves  at  a foot’s  pace 
towards  the  lights,  and  the  music,  and  the  shout- 
ing street.  In  the  middle  of  the  line  is  the 
comfortable  chariot  of  our  friend  Mr.  Porter — 
the  corners  occupied  by  himself  and  his  wife, 
while  Miss  Mary  sits  well  forward  between 
them,  her  white  muslin  dress  looped  up  with 
sprigs  of  heather  spread  delicately  on  either  side 
over  their  knees,  and  herself  in  a pleasant  tre- 
mor of  impatience  and  excitement. 

“ How  very  slow  Robert  is  to-day,  mamma  ! 
we  shall  never  get  to  the  house.” 

“ He  can  not  get  on  faster,  my  dear.  The 
carriages  in  front  of  us  must  set  down,  you 
know.” 

“ But  I wish  they  would  be  quicker.  T won- 
der whether  we  shall  know  many  people  ? Do 
you  think  I shall  get  partners  ?” 

Not  waiting  for  her  mother’s  reply,  she  went 
on  to  name  some  of  her  acquaintance  who  she 
knew  would  be  there,  and  bewailing  the  hard 
fate  which  was  keeping  her  out  of  the  first 
dances.  Mary’s  excitement  and  impatience 
were  natural  enough.  The  ball  was  not  like 
most  balls.  It  was  a great  battle  in  the  midst 
of  the  skirmishes  of  the  season,  and  she  felt  the 
greatness  of  the  occasion. 

Mr.  and  Mrs.  Porter  had  for  years  past  drop- 
ped into  a quiet  sort  of  dinner-giving  life,  in 


which  they  saw  few  but  their  own  friends  and 
contemporaries.  They  generally  left  London 
before  the  season  was  at  its  Iieight,  and  had 
altogether  fallen  out  of  the  ball -giving  and 
party-going  world.  Mary’s  coming  out  had 
changed  their  way  of  life.  For  her  sake  they 
had  spent  the  winter  at  Rome,  and,  now  that 
they  were  at  home  again,  were  picking  up  the 
threads  of  old  acquaintance,  and  encounter- 
ing the  disagreeables  of  a return  into  habits 
long  disused  and  almost  forgotten.  The  giver 
of  the  ball  was  a stirring  man  in  political  life — 
rich,  clever,  well-connected,  and  much  sought 
after.  He  was  an  old  school  - fellow  of  Mr. 
Porter’s,  and  their  intimacy  had  never  been 
wholly  laid  aside,  notwithstanding  the  sever- 
ance of  their  paths  in  life.  Now  that  IMary 
must  be  taken  out,  the  Brook  Street  house  was 
one  of  the  first  to  which  the  Porters  turned,  and 
the  invitation  to  this  ball  was  one  of  the  first 
consequences. 

If  the  truth  must  be  told,  neither  her  father 
nor  mother  were  in  sympathy  with  Mary  as  they 
gradually  neared  the  place  of  setting  down,  and 
would  far  rather  have  been  going  to  a much 
less  imposing  place,  where  they  could  have 
driven  up  at  once  to  the  door,  and  would  not 
have  been  made  uncomfortable  by  the  shoutings 
of  their  names  from  servant  to  servant.  How- 
ever, after  the  first  plunge,  when  they  had  made 
their  bows  to  their  kind  and  smiling  hoste.ss,  and 
had  passed  on  into  the  already  well-filled  rooms, 
their  shyness  began  to  wear  off,  and  they  could 
in  some  sort  enjoy  the  beauty  of  the  sight  from 
a quiet  corner.  They  were  not  long  troubled  with 
Miss  Mary.  , She  had  not  been  in  the  ball-room 
two  minutes  before  the  eldest  son  of  the  house 
had  found  her  out  and  engaged  her  for  the  next 
waltz.  They  had  met  several  times  already, 
and  were  on  the  best  terms ; and  the  freshness 
and  brightness  of  her  look  and  manner,  and  the 
evident  enjoyment  of  her  partner,  as  they 
laughed  and  talked  together  in  the  intervals  of 
the  dance,  soon  attracted  the  attention  of  the 
young  men,  who  began  to  ask  one  another, 
“Who  is  Norman  dancing  with?”  and  to  ejac- 
ulate with  various  strength,  according  to  their 
several  temperaments,  as  to  her  face,  and  figure, 
and  dress. 

As  they  were  returning  towards  Mrs.  Porter, 
Norman  was  pulled  by  the  sleeve  more  than 
once,  and  begged  to  be  allowed  to  introduce  first 
one  and  then  another  of  his  friends. 

Mary  gave  herself  up  to  the  fascination  of  the 
scene.  She  had  never  been  in  rooms  so  per- 
fectly lighted,  with  such  a floor,  such  exquisite 
music,  and  so  many  pretty  and  well-bred-look- 
ing people,  and  she  gave  herself  up  to  enjoy  it 
with  all  her  heart  and  soul,  and  danced  and 
laughed  and  talked  herself  into  the  good  graces 
of  partner  after  partner  till  she  began  to  attract 
the  notice  of  some  of  the  ill-natured  people  who 
are  to  be  found  in  every  room,  and  who  can 
not  pardon  the  pure,  and  buoyant,  and  unsus- 
pecting mirth  which  carries  away  all  but  them- 
selves in  its  bright  stream.  So  Mary  passed  on 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


from  one  partner  to  another,  with  whom  we  have 
no  concern,  until  at  last  a young  lieutenant  in 
the  guards,  who  had  just  finished  his  second 
dance  with  her,  led  up  a friend  whom  he  begged 
to  introduce.  “Miss  Porter — Mr.  St.  Cloud 
and  then,  after  the  usual  preliminaries,  Mary 
left  her  mother’s  side  again  and  stood  up  by 
the  side  of  her  new  partner. 

“It  is  your  first  season,  I believe.  Miss  Por- 
ter?” 

“Yes,  my  first  in  London.” 

“ I thought  so ; and  you  have  only  just  come 
to  town  ?” 

“We  came  back  from  Rome  six  weeks  ago, 
and  have  been  in  town  ever  since.” 

“But  I am  sure  I have  not  seen  you  any- 
where this  season  until  to-night.  You  have  not 
been  out  much  yet?” 

“ Yes,  indeed.  Papa  and  mamma  are  very 
good-natured,  and  go  whenever  we  are  asked  to 
a ball,  as  I am  fond  of  dancing.” 

“ How  very  odd!  and  yet  I am  quite  sure  I 
should  have  remembered  it  if  we  had  met  be- 
fore in  town  this  year.” 

“Is  it  so  very  odd?  asked  Mary,  laughing; 
“ London  is  a very  large  place.  It  seems  very 
natural  that  tw'O  people  should  be  able  to  live  in 
it  for  a long  time  without  meeting.” 

“ Indeed,  you  are  quite  mistaken.  You  will 
find  out  very  soon  how  small  London  is — at 
least  how  small  society  is ; and  you  will  get  to 
know  every  face  quite  well — I mean  the  face  of 
every  one  in  society.” 

“You  must  have  a wonderful  memory !” 
“Yes,  I have  a good  memory  for  faces,  and, 
hy-the-way,  I am  sure  I have  seen  you  before ; 
but  not  in  town,  and  I can  not  remember  where. 
But  it  is  not  at  all  necessary  to  have  a memory 
to  know  every  body  in  society  by  sight;  you 
meet  every  night  almost ; and  altogether  there 
are  only  two  or  three  hundred  faces  to  remem- 
ber. And  then  there  is  something  in  the  look 
of  people,  and  the  way  they  come  into  a room 
or  stand  about,  which  tells  yon  at  once  whether 
they  are  among  those  w'hom  you  need  trouble 
yourself  about.” 

“ Well,  I can  not  understand  it.  I seem  to 
be  in  a whirl  of  faces,  and  can  hardly  ever  re- 
member any  of  them.” 

“You  will  soon  get  used  to  it.  By  the  end 
of  the  season  you  wdll  see  that  I am  right. 
And  you  ought  to  make  a study  of  it,  or  you 
will  never  feel  at  home  in  London.” 

“I  must  make  good  use  of  my  time,  then. 
I suppose  I ought  to  know  every  body  here,  for 
instance  ?” 

“Almost  every  body.” 

“And  I really  do  not  know  the  names  of  a 
dozen  people.” 

“ Will  yon  let  me  give  you  a lesson  ?” 

“ Oh  yes  ; I shall  be  much  obliged.” 

“Then  let  us  stand  here,  and  we  will  take 
them  as  they  pass  to  the  supper-room.” 

So  they  stood  near  the  door-way  of  the  ball- 
room, and  he  ran  on,  exchanging  constant  nods 
and  remarks  with  the  passers-by,  as  the  stream 


flowed  to  and  from  the  ices  and  cup,  and  then 
rattling  on  to  his  partner  with  the  names  and 
short  sketches  of  the  characters  and  peculiari- 
ties of  his  large  acquaintance.  Mary  was  very 
much  amused,  and  had  no  time  to  notice  the 
ill-nature  of  most  of  his  remarks ; and  he  had 
the  wit  to  keep  within  what  he  considered  the 
most  innocent  bounds. 

“There,  you  know  him  of  course,”  he  said, 
as  an  elderly  soldier-like-looking  man  with  a 
star  passed  them. 

“Yes  ; at  least,  I mean  I know  him  by  sight. 
I saw  him  at  the  Commemoration  at  Oxford 
last  year.  Tliey  gave  him  an  honorary  degree 
on  his  return  from  India.” 

“At  Oxford!  Were  you  at  the  Grand  Com- 
memoration, then  ?” 

“Yes.  The  Commemoration  Ball  was  the 
first  public  ball  I was  ever  at.” 

“Ah!  that  explains  it  all.  I must  have 
seen  you  there.  I told  you  we  had  met  before. 
I was  perfectly  sure  of  it.” 

“ What ! were  you  there,  then  ?” 

“Yes.  I had  the  honor  of  being  present  at 
your  first  ball,  you  see.” 

“But  how  curious  that  you  should  remem- 
ber me !” 

“Do  you  really  think  so?  Surely  there  are 
some  faces  which,  once  seen,  one  can  never  for- 
get.” 

“ I am  so  glad  that  you  know  dear  Oxford.” 
“I  know  it  too  well,  perhaps,  to  share  your 
enthusiasm.” 

“How  do  you  mean?” 

“I  spent  nearly  three  years  there.” 

“ What,  were  you  at  Oxford  last  year  ?” 
“Yes.  I left  before  Commemoration;  but 
I went  up  for  the  gayeties,  and  I am  glad  of  it, 
as  I shall  have  one  pleasant  memory  of  the  place 
now.” 

“ Oh,  I wonder  you  don’t  love  it ! But  what 
college  were  you  of?” 

“ Why,  you  talk  like  a graduate.  I was  of 
St.  Ambrose.” 

“ St.  Ambrose ! That  is  my  college !” 
“Indeed!  I wish  we  had  been  in  residence 
at  the  same  time.” 

“I  mean  that  we  almost  lived  there  at  the 
Commemoration.” 

“ Have  you  any  relation  there,  then  ?” 

“ No,  not  a relation,  only  a distant  connec- 
tion.” 

“May  I ask  his  name ?” 

‘ ‘ Brown. . Did  you  know  him  ?” 

“Yes.  We  were  not  in  the  same  set.  He 
was  a boating  man,  I think?” 

She  felt  that  he  was  watching  her  narrowly 
now,  and  had  great  difficulty  in  keeping  herself 
reasonably  composed.  As  it  was,  she  could  not 
help  showing  a little  that  she  felt  embarrassed, 
and  looked  down,  and  changed  color  slightly, 
busying  herself  with  her  bouquet.  She  longed 
to  continue  the  conversation,  but  somehow  the 
manner  of  her  partner  kept  her  from  doing  so. 
She  resolved  to  recur  to  the  subject  carelessly, 
if  they  met  again,  when  she  knew  him  better. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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The  fact  of  Iris  having  been  at  St.  Ambrose 
made  her  wish  to  know  him  better,  and  gave 
him  a good  start  in  lier  favor.  But  for  the 
moment  she  felt  that  she  must  change  the  sub- 
ject ; so,  looking  tip,  she  fixed  on  the  first  peo- 
ple who  liappened  to  be  passing,  and  asked  who 
they  were. 

“ Oh,  nobody ; constituents  probably,  or  some- 
thing of  that  sort.” 

“I  don’t  understand.” 

“Why,  you  see,  we  are  in  a political-  house 
to-night.  So  you  may  set  down  the  people 
whom  nobody  knows  as  troublesome  ten-pound- 
ers, or  that  kind  of  thing,  who  would  be  disa- 
greeable at  the  next  election,  if  they  were  not 
asked.” 

“Then  you  do  not  include  tltem  in  society  ?” 
“ By  no  manner  of  means.” 

“And  I need  not  take  the  trouble  to  remem- 
ber their  faces  ?” 

“ Of  course  not.  There  is  a sediment  of 
rubbish  at  almost  every  house.  At  the  parties 
here  it  is  political  rubbish.  To-morrow  night, 
at  Lady  Aubrey’s — you  will  be  there,  I hope  ?” 
“ No,  we  do  not  know  her.” 

“I  am  sorry  for  that.  Well,  there  we  shall 
have  the  scientific  rubbish  ; and  at  other  houses 
you  see  queer  artists,  and  writing  people.  In 
fact,  it  is  the  rarest  thing  in  the  world  to  get  a 
party  where  there  is  nothing  of  the  kind,  and, 
after  all,  it  is  rather  amusing  to  watch  the  habits 
of  the  different  species.” 

“Well,  to  me  the  rubbish,  as  you  call  it, 
seems  much  like  the  rest.  I am  sure  those 
people  were  ladies  and  gentlemen.” 

“Very  likely,”  he  said,  lifting  his  eyebrows  ; 
“but  you  may  see  at  a glance  that  they  have 
not  the  air  of  society.  Here,  again,  look  your- 
self. You  can  see  that  these  are  constitu- 
ents.” 

To  the  horror  of  St.  Cloud,  the  advancing 
constituents  made  straight  for  his  partner. 

“ Mary,  my  dear !”  exclaimed  the  lady, 
“ where  have  you  been  ? We  have  lost  you 
ever  since  the  last  dance.” 

“I  have  been  standing  here,  mamma,”  she 
said  ; and  then,  slipping  from  her  late  partner’s 
arm,  she  made  a demure  little  bow,  and  passed 
into  the  ball-room  with  her  father  and  mother. 

St.  Cloud  bit  his  lip,  and  swore  at  himself, 
under  his  breath,  as  he  looked  after  them. 
“ What  an  infernal  idiot  I must  have  been  not 
to  know  that  her  people  would  be  sure  to  turn 
out  something  of  that  sort !”  thought  he.  “ By 
Jove!  I’ll  go  after  them,  and  set  myself  right 
before  the  little  minx  has  time  to  think  it  over.” 
He  took  a step  or  two  towards  the  ball-room, 
but  then  thought  better  of  it,  or  his  courage  failed 
him.  At  any  rate,  he  turned  round  again,  and 
sought  the  refreshment-room,  where  he  joined 
a knot  of  young  gentlemen  indulging  in  delicate 
little  raised  pies  and  salads,  and  liberal  pota- 
tions of  iced  claret  or  Champagne  cup.  Among 
them  was  the  guardsman  who  had  introduced 
him  to  Mary,  and  who  received  him,  as  he  came 
up,  with — 


“ Well,  St.  Cloud,  I hope  you  are  alive  to 
your  obligations  to  me.” 

“For  shunting  your  late  partner  on  to  me? 
Yes,  quite.” 

“ You  be  hanged  !”  replied  the  guardsman  ; 
“you  may  pretend  what  you  ])lease  now,  but 
you  wouldn’t  let  me  alone  till  I had  introduced 
you.” 

“Are  you  talking  about  the  girl  in  wliitc 
muslin  with  fern  leaves  in  her  hair?”  asked  an- 
other. 

“ Yes  ; what  do  you  think  of  licr  ?” 

“Devilish  taking,  I think.  I say,  can’t  you 
introduce  me  ? They  say  she  has  tin.” 

“I  can’t  say  I think  much  of  her  looks,”  said 
St.  Cloud,  acting  up  to  his  principle  of  telling  a 
lie  sooner  than  let  his  real  thoughts  be  seen. 

“ Don’t  you  ?”  said  the  guardsman.  “Well, 
I like  her  form  better  than  any  thing  out  this 
year.  Such  a clean  stepper ! You  should  just 
dance  with  her.” 

And  so  they  went  on  criticising  Mary  and 
others  of  their  partners,  exactly  as  they  tvould 
have  talked  of  a stud  of  racers,  till  they  found 
themselves  sufficiently  refreshed  to  encounter 
new  labors,  and  broke  up,  returning  in  twos  and 
threes  towards  the  ball-room. 

St.  Cloud  attached  himself  to  the  guardsman, 
and  returned  to  the  charge. 

“You  seem  hit  by  that  girl,”  ho  began; 
“ have  you  known  her  long  ?” 

“About  a week — I met  her  once  before  to- 
night.” 

“Do  you  know  her  people?  Who  is  her 
father?” 

“A  plain-headed  old  party — 3'ou  wouldn’t 
think  it  to  look  at  her ; but  I hear  he  is  very 
solvent.” 

“Any  sons?” 

“Don’t  know. — I like  jmur  talking  of  my  be- 
ing hit,  St.  Cloud.  There  she  is  ; I shall  go 
and  try  for  another  waltz.” 

The  guardsman  was  successful,  and  carried 
off  Mary  from  her  father  and  mother,  who  were 
standing  together  watching  the  dancing.  St. 
Cloud,  after  looking  them  well  over,  sought  out 
the  hostess,  and  begged  to  be  introduced  to  Mr. 
and  Mrs.  Porter,  gleaning,  at  the  same  time, 
some  particulars  of  who  they  were.  The  intro- 
duction was  effected  in  a minute,  the  lady  of  the 
house  being  glad  to  get  any  one  to  talk  to  the 
Porters,  who  were  almost  strangers  among  her 
other  guests.  She  managed,  before  leaving 
them,  to  whisper  to  Mrs.  Porter  that  he  was  a 
young  man  of  excellent  connections. 

St.  Cloud  made  the  most  of  his  time.  He 
exerted  himself  to  the  utmost  to  please,  and,  be- 
ing fluent  of  speech,  and  thoroughly  satisfied 
with  himself,  had  no  shyness  or  awkwardness  to 
get  over,  and  jumped  at  once  into  the  good 
graces  of  Mary’s  parents.  When  she  returned 
after  the  waltz,  she  found  him,  to  her  no  small 
astonishment,  deep  in  conversation  with  her 
mother,  who  was  listening  with  a pleased  expres- 
sion to  his  small  talk.  He  pretended  not  to 
see  her  at  first,  and  then  begged  Mrs.  Porter  to 


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introduce  liim  formally  to  her  daughter,  though 
he  had  already  had  the  honor  of  dancing  with 
her. 

Mary  put  on  her  shortest  and  coldest  manner, 
and  thought  she  had  never  heard  of  such  im- 
pertinence. That  he  should  be  there  talking  so 
familiarly  to  her  mother  after  the  slip  he  had 
made  to  her,  v/as  almost  too  much  even  for  her 
temper.  But  she  Avent  off  for  another  dance, 
and  again  returned  and  found  him  still  there  ; 
this  time  entertaining  Mr.  Porter  with  political 
gossip.  The  unfavorable  impression  began  to 
wear  off,  and  she  soon  resolved  not  to  make 
up  her  mind  about  him  without  some  further 
knowledge. 

In  due  course  he  asked  her  to  dance  again, 
and  they  stood  up  in  a quadrille.  She  stood  by 
him  looking  straight  before  her,  and  perfectly 
silent,  Avondering  hoAv  he  Avould  open  the  con- 
versation, He  did  not  leave  her  long  in  sus- 
pense. 

“What  charming  people  your  father  and 
mother  are.  Miss  Porter !”  he  said;  “I  am  so 
glad  to  haA'e  been  introduced  to  them.” 

“Indeed!  You  are  very  kind.  We  ought 
to  be  flattered  by  your  study  of  us,  and  I am 
sure  I hope  you  will  And  it  amusing. 

St.  Cloud  Avas  a little  embarrassed  by  the  re- 
joinder, and  Avas  not  sorry  at  the  moment  to 
And  himself  called  upon  to  perform  the  second 
figure.  By  the  time  he  Avas  at  her  side  again 
he  had  I'ecoA’ered  himself. 

“ You  can’t  understand  Avhat  a pleasure  it  is 
to  meet  some  one  Avith  a little  freshness — ” he 
paused  to  think  hoAV  he  should  end  his  sen- 
tence. 

“Who  has  not  the  air  of  society,”  she  sug- 
gested. “Yes,  I quite  understand.” 

“Indeed,  you  quite  mistake  me.  Surely, 
you  have  not  taken  seriously  the  nonsense  I Avas 
talking  just  noAV?” 

“ I am  a constituent,  you  knoAv — I don’t  un- 
derstand hoAV  to  take  the  talk  of  society.” 

“ Oh,  I see,  then,  that  you  are  angry  at  my 
joke,  and  Avill  not  bclioA'e  that  I kneAV  your  fa- 
ther perfectly  by  sight.  You  really  can  not  se- 
riously fancy  that  I aa^s  alluding  to  any  one  con- 
nected Avith  you  and  then  he  proceeded  to  re- 
tail the  particulars  he  had  picked  up  from  the 
lad;-  of  the  house,  as  if  they  had  been  familiar 
to  him  for  years,  and  to  launch  out  again  into 
praises  of  her  father  and  mother.  Mary  looked 
straight  up  in  his  face,  and,  though  he  did  not 
meet  her  eye,  his  manner  Avas  so  composed  that 
she  began  to  doubt  her  OAvn  senses,  and  then  he 
suddenly  changed  the  subject  to  Oxford  and  the 
Commemoration,  and  by  the  end  of  the  set  could 
flatter  himself  that  he  had  quite  dispelled  the 
cloud  Avhich  had  looked  so  threatening. 

Mary  had  a great  success  that  evening.  She 
danced  eA-ery  dance,  and  might  have  had  two  or 
three  partners  at  once  if  they  Avould  have  been 
of  any  use  to  her.  When,  at  last,  Mr.  Porter 
insisted  that  he  would  keep  his  horses  no  long- 
er, St.  Cloud  and  the  guardsman  accompanied 
her  to  the  door,  and  AA'ero  assiduous  in  the  cloak- 


room. Young  men  are  pretty  much  like  a drove 
of  sheep  ; any  one  Avho  takes  a decided  line  on 
certain  matters  is  sure  to  lead  all  the  rest.  The 
guardsman  left  the  ball  in  the  firm  belief,  as  he 
himself  expressed  it,  that  Mary  “had  done  his 
business  for  life;”  and,  being  quite  above  con- 
cealment, persisted  in  singing  her  praises  over 
his  cigar  at  the  club,  to  Avhich  many  of  the  dan- 
cers adjourned  ; and  from  that  night  she  became 
the  fashion  Avith  the  set  in  which  St.  Cloud  lived. 
The  more  enterprising  of  them,  he  among  the 
foremost,  Avere  soon  intimate  in  Mr.  Porter’s 
house,  and  spoke  Avell  of  his  dinners.  Mr.  Por- 
ter changed  his  hour  of  riding  in  the  park  at 
their  suggestion,  and  noAv  he  and  his  daughter 
Avere  ahvays  sure  of  companions.  Invitations 
multijflied,  for  Mary’s  success  Avas  so  decided, 
th.at  she  floated  her  astonished  parents  into  a 
Avhirl  of  balls  and  breakfasts.  Mr.  Porter  and 
his  Avife  Avere  flattered  themselves,  and  pleased 
to  see  their  daughter  admii’ed  and  enjoying  her- 
self ; and  in  the  next  six  Aveeks  Mary  had  the 
opportunity  of  getting  all  the  good  and  the  bad 
Avhich  a girl  of  eighteen  can  extract  from  a Lon- 
don season. 

The  test  Avas  a severe  one.  Tavo  months  of 
constant  excitement,  of  pleasure-seeking  pure 
and  simple,  Avill  not  leave  people  just  as  they 
found  them ; and  Mary’s  habits,  and  thoughts, 
and  Avays  of  looking  at  and  judging  of  people 
and  things,  Avere  much  changed  by  the  time  that 
the  gay  world  melted  aAvay  from  Mayfair  and 
Belgravia,  and  it  w'as  time  for  all  respectable 
people  to  pull  doAvn  the  blinds  and  shut  the  shut- 
ters of  their  tOAvn  houses. 


CHAPTER  XXXIX. 

WHAT  CAME  OF  THE  NIGUT-AVATCH. 

The  last  knot  of  the  dancers  came  out  of  the 
club,  and  were  strolling  up  St.  James’s  Street, 
and  stopping  to  chaff’  the  itinerant  coffee  A'en- 
der,  Avho  Avas  preparing  his  stand  at  the  corner 
of  Piccadilly  for  his  early  customers,  just  about 
the  time  that  Tom  aa'us  beginning  to  rouse  him- 
self under  the  alder-tree,  and  stretch  his  stiffen- 
ed limbs  and  sniff  the  morning  air.  By  the 
time  the  guardsman  had  let  himself  into  his 
lodgings  in  Mount  Street,  our  hero  had  under- 
gone his  unlooked-for  bath,  and  AA-as  sitting  in  a 
state  of  utter  beAvilderment  as  to  Avbat  Avasnext 
to  be  said  or  done,  dripping  and  disconcerted, 
opposite  to  the  equally  dripping,  and,  to  all  ap- 
pearance, equally  disconcerted,  poacher. 

At  first  he  did  not  look  higher  than  his  an- 
tagonist’s boots  and  gaiters,  and  spent  a feAV  sec- 
onds, by-the-AvaAq  in  considering  Avhether  the 
arrangement  of  nails  on  the  bottom  of  Harry’s 
boots  Avas  better  than  his  OAvn.  He  settled  that 
it  must  better  for  Avading  on  slippery  stones,  and 
that  he  Avould  adopt  it,  and  then  passed  on  to 
Avonder  Avhether  Harry’s  boots  Avere  as  full  of 
Avater  as  his  OAvn,  and  whether  corduroys,  wet 
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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


in  the  morning,  and  congratulated  himself  on 
being  in  flannels. 

And  so  he  hnng  back  for  second  after  sec- 
ond, playing  with  any  absurd  little  thought  that 
would  come  into  his  head  and  give  him  ever  so 
brief  a respite  from  the  effort  of  facing  the  sit- 
uation, and  hoping  that  Harry  might  do  or  say 
something  to  open  the  ball.  This  did  not  hap- 
pen. He  felt  that  the  longer  he  waited  the 
harder  it  would  be.  He  must  begin  himself. 
So  he  raised  his  head  gently  and  took  a side- 
long look  at  Harry’s  face,  to  see  whether  he 
could  not  get  some  hint  for  starting  from  it. 
But  scarcely  had  he  brought  his  eyes  to  bear, 
when  they  met  Harry’s,  peering  dolefully  up 
from  under  his  eyebrows,  on  which  the  water 
was  standing  unwiped,  while  a piece  of  green 
weed,  which  he  did  not  seem  to  have  presence 
of  mind  enough  to  remove,  trailed  over  his 
dripping  locks.  There  was  something  in  the 
sight  which  tickled  Tom’s  sense  of  humor.  He 
Iiad  been  prepared  for  sullen  black  looks  and 
fierce  words ; instead  of  which  he  was  irresisti- 
bly reminded  of  school-boys  caught  by  their  mas- 
ter using  a crib,  or  in  other  like  flagrant  delict. 

Harry  lowered  his  eyes  at  once,  but  lifted 
them  the  next  moment  with  a look  of  surprise, 
as  he  heal'd  Tom  burst  into  a hearty  fit  of 
laughter.  After  a short  struggle  to  keep  se- 
rious, he  joined  in  it  himself. 

“By  Jove!  though,  Harry,  it’s  no  laughing 
matter,”  Tom  said  at  last,  getting  on  to  his 
legs  and  giving  himself  a shake. 

Harry  only  replied  by  looking  most  doleful 
again,  and  picking  the  weed  out  of  his  hair,  as 
he  too  got  up. 

“ What  in  the  world’s  to  be  done  ?” 

“I’m  sure  I don’t  know.  Master  Tom.” 

“I’m  very  much  surprised  to  find  you  at  this 
work,  Harry.” 

“ I’m  sure,  so  be  I,  to  And  you.  Master  Tom.” 

Tom  was  not  prepared  for  this  line  of  rejoin- 
der. It  seemed  to  be  made  with  perfect  inno- 
cence, and  yet  it  put  him  in  a corner  at  once. 
He  did  not  care  to  inquire  into  the  reason  of 
Harry’s  surprise,  or  to  what  work  he  alluded  ; 
so  he  went  off  on  another  tack. 

“ Let  us  walk  up  and  down  a bit  to  dry  our- 
selves. Now,  Harry,  you’ll  speak  to  me  openly, 
man  to  man,  as  an  old  friend  should — won’t 
you  ?” 

“ Aye,  Master  Tom,  and  glad  to  do  it.” 

“ How  long  have  you  taken  to  poaching?” 

“Since  last  Michaelmas,  when  they  turned 
me  out  o’  our  cottage,  and  tuk  away  my  bit  o’ 
land,  and  did  all  as  they  could  to  break  me 
down.” 

“ Who  do  you  mean  ?” 

“ Why,  Squire  Wurley  as  was  then — not  this 
one,  but  the  last — and  his  lawyer,  and  Farmer 
Tester.” 

“ Then  it  w’as  through  spite  to  them  that  you 
took  to  it  ?” 

“Nay,  ’twarn’t  altogether  spite,  tho’  I won’t 
say  but  what  I might  ha’  thought  o’  bein’  up- 
sides w'i’  them.” 


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“ What  was  it,  then,  besides  spite  ?” 

“ Want  o’  work.  I haven’t  had  no  more’n  a 
matter  o’  six  w'eeks’  reg’lar  work  ever  since  last 
fall.” 

“How’s  that?  Have  you  tried  for  it ?” 

“ Well,  Master  Tom,  I won’t  tell  a lie  about 
it.  I don’t  see  as  I wur  bound  to  go  round  wi’ 
my  cap  in  my  hand  a beggin’  for  a day’s  work 
to  the  likes  o’  them.  They  knowed  well  enough 
as  I wur  there,  ready  and  willing  to  work,  and 
they  knowed  as  I wur  able  to  do  as  good  a day’s 
work  as  e’er  a man  in  the  parish ; and  ther’s 
been  plenty  o’  work  goin’.  But  they  thought 
as  I should  starve,  and  have  to  come  and  beg 
for’t  from  one  or  t’other  on  ’em.  They  would 
ha’  liked  to  ha’  seen  me  clean  broke  down,  that’s 
wut  they  would,  and  in  tlie  house,”  and  he 
paused  as  if  his  thoughts  were  getting  a little 
unmanageable. 

“But  you  might  have  gone  to  look  for  work 
elsewhere.” 

“ I can’t  see  as  I had  any  call  to  leave  the 
place  where  I wur  bred  up.  Master  Tom.  That 
wur  just  wut  they  wanted.  Why  should  I let 
’em  drive  m’out  ?” 

“Well,  Harry,  I’m  not  going  to  blame  you. 
I only  want  to  know  more  about  what  has  been 
happening  to  you,  that  I may  be  able  to  advise 
and  help  you.  Did  you  ever  try  for  work,  or 
go  and  tell  your  story,  at  the  Rectory  ?” 

“Try  for  work  there ! No,  I never  went  ar- 
ter  work  there,” 

Tom  went  on,  without  noticing  the  change  in 
Harry’s  tone  and  manner : 

“ Then  I think  }'ou  ought  to  have  gone.  I 
know  my  cousin.  Miss  Winter,  is  so  anxious  to 
help  any  man  out  of  work,  and  particularly  you ; 
for — ” The  whole  story  of  Patty  flashed  into  his 
mind,  and  made  him  stop  short  and  stammer,  and 
look  anywhere  except  at  Harry.  How  he  could 
have  forgotten  it  for  a moment  in  that  company 
was  a wonder.  All  his  questioning  and  patron- 
izing powers  went  out  of  him,  and  he  felt  that 
their  positions  were  changed,  and  that  he  was  the 
culprit.  It  was  clear  that  Harry  knew  nothing 
yet  of  his  own  relations  with  Patty.  Did  he  even 
suspect  them  ? It  must  all  come  out  now,  at  any 
rate,  for  both  their  sakes,  however  it  might  end. 
So  he  turned  again,  and  met  Harry’s  eye,  which 
was  now  cold  and  keen,  and  suspicious. 

“You  knows  all  about  it,  then?” 

“ Yes ; I know  that  you  have  been  attached  to 
Simon’s  daughter  for  a long  time,  and  that  he  is 
against  it.  I wish  I could  help  you,  with  all  my 
heart.  In  fact,  I did  feel  my  way  towards  speak- 
ing to  him  about  it  last  year,  when  I was  in  hopes 
of  getting  you  the  gardener’s  place  there.  But 
I could  see  that  I should  do  no  good.” 

“I’ve  heard  say  as  you  was  acquainted  with 
her  when  she  was  away  ?” 

“Yes  I was,  when  she  was  with  her  aunt  in 
Oxford.  'V^^hat  then  ?” 

“’Twas  there  as  she  larnt  her  bad  ways.” 
“Bad  ways!  'What  do  you  mean ?” 

“I  means  as  she  larnt  to  dress  fine,  and  to 
gee  herself  airs  to  them  as  she’d  known  from  a 


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child,  and  as’d  ha’  gone  through  fire  to  please 
her,” 

“ I never  saw  any  thing  of  the  kind  in  her. 
She  was  a pleasant,  lively  girl,  and  dressed  neat- 
ly, but  never  above  her  station.  And  I’m  sure 
she  has  too  good  a heart  to  hurt  an  old  friend.” 


don’t  believe  what  you’re  saying,  you  know  her 
better.” 

“You  knows  her  well  enough,  by  all  seem- 
ing,” 

“ I know  her  too  well  to  believe  any  harm  of 
her.” 


“'’Uii  A niE.  I KNOWEO  HOW ’twAJS,  AND  ’tIS  THOU  HAST  DONE  IT." 


“Wut  made  her  keep  shut  up  in  the  house 
when  she  cum  back  ? ah  ! for  days  and  weeks  ; 
and  arter  that,  wut  made  her  so  flighty  and  fic- 
kle ? carryin’  of  herself  as  proud  as  a lady,  a minc- 
in’ and  a trapesin’  along,  wi’  all  the  young  farm- 
ers a follerin’  her,  like  a fine  gentleman’s  miss.” 
“ Come,  Harry,  I won’t  listen  to  that.  You 


“What  call  have  you  and  the  likes  o’  you  wi’ 
her  ? ’Tis  no  good  comes  o’  such  company  kecp- 
in’.” 

“ I tell  you  again,  no  harm  has  come  of  it  to 
her.” 

“ Whose  hair  does  she  oarry  about,  then,  in 
that  gold  thing  as  she  hangs  round  her  neck?” 


TOM  BROAVN 

Tom  blushed  scarlet,  and  lowered  his  ej'cs 
without  answering. 

“Dost  know?  ’Tis  thine,  by — The  words 
came  hissing  out  between  his  set  teeth.  Tom 
put  his  hands  behind  him,  expecting  to  be  struck, 
as  he  lifted  his  eyes,  and  said, 

“Yes,  it  is  mine;  and,  I tell  you  again,  no 
harm  has  come  of  it.” 

“’Tis  a lie.  I knowcd  how  ’twas,  and  ’tis 
thou  hast  done  it.” 

Tom’s  blood  tingled  in  his  veins,  and  wild 
words  rushed  to  his  tongue  as  lie  stood  opposite 
the  man  who  had  just  given  him  the  lie,  and 
who  Avaited  his  reply  with  clenched  hands,  and 
laboring  breast,  and  fierce  eye.  But  the  disci- 
pline of  the  last  year  stood  him  in  good  stead. 
He  stood  for  a moment  or  two  crushing  his  hands 
together  behind  his  back,  dr*ew  a long  breath,  and 
answered : 

“Will  you  believe  my  oath,  then?  I stood 
by  your  side  at  your  mother’s  graA'e.  A man 
Avho  did  that  won’t  lie  to  yon,  Harry.  I swear 
to  you  there’s  no  wrong  between  me  and  her. 
There  never  was  fault  on  her  side.  I sought 
her.  She  never  cared  for  me;  she  doesn’t  care 
for  me.  As  for  that  locket,  I forced  it  on  her. 
I own  I have  wronged  her,  and  wronged  you. 
I have  repented  it  bitterly.  I ask  your  forgive- 
ness, Harry;  for  the  sake  of  old  times,  for  the 
sake  of  your  mother!”  He  spoke  from  the 
heart,  and  saw  that  his  words  went  home. 
“Come,  Harry,”  he  went  on,  “you  won’t  turn 
from  an  old  playfellow  who  owns  the  Avrong  he 
has  done,  and  will  do  all  he  can  to  make  up  for 
it.  You’ll  shake  hands,  and  say  you  forgive 
me.” 

Tom  paused,  and  held  out  his  hand. 

The  poacher’s  face  worked  violently  for  a mo- 
ment or  two,  and  he  seemed  to  struggle  once  or 
twice  to  get  his  hand  out  in  vain.  At  last  he 
struck  it  suddenly  into  Tom’s,  turning  his  head 
aAvay  at  the  same  time.  “’Tis  what  mother 
wouldha’  done,”he  said;  “ thou  cassn’t  say  more. 
There  ’tis,  then,  though  I never  thought  to  do’t.” 

The  curious  and  unexpected  explanation, 
brought  thus  to  a happy  issue,  put  Tom  into 
high  spirits,  and  at  once  roused  the  castle-build- 
ing power  Avithin  him,  Avhich  was  always  ready 
enough  to  Avake  up. 

His  first  care  Avas  to  persuade  Harry  that  he 
had  better  give  up  poaching,  and  in  this  he  had 
much  less  difficulty  than  he  expected.  Harry 
owned  himself  sick  of  the  life  he  was  leading  al- 
ready. He  admitted  that  some  of  the  men  Avith 
Avhom  he  had  been  associating  more  or  less  for 
the  last  year  Avere  the  greatest  blackguards  in 
the  neighborhood.  He  asked  nothing  better 
than  to  get  out  of  it.  But  lioAv  ? 

This  Avas  all  Tom  wanted.  He  Avould  see  to 
that ; nothing  could  be  easier. 

“I  shall  go  Avithyou  back  to  Englebourn  this 
morning.  I’ll  just  leave  a note  for  Wurley  to 
say  that  I’ll  be  back  some  time  in  the  day  to  ex- 
plain matters  to  him,  and  then  Ave  Avill  be  off  at 
once.  We  shall  be  at  the  rectory  by  breakfast- 
time. Ah,  I forgot ; Avell,  you  can  stop  at  Da- 


AT  OXFORD.  201 

vid’s  while  I go  and  speak  to  my  uncle  and  to 
Miss  Winter.” 

Harry  didn’t  seem  to  see  Avhat  Avould  be  the 
good  of  this  ; and  David,  he  said,  Avas  not  so 
friendly  to  him  as  he  had  been. 

“Then  you  must  Avait  at  the  Red  Lion. 
Don’t  sec  the  good  of  it ! Why,  of  course, 
the  good  of  it  is  that  you  must  be  set  right  Avith 
the  Englebourn  people — that’s  the  first  thing  to 
do.  I shall  explain  hoAv  the  case  stands  to  my 
uncle,  and  I knoAv  that  1 can  get  him  to  let  you 
have  your  land  again  if  you  stay  in  the  parish, 
CAmn  if  he  can’t  give  you  Avork  himself.  But 
Avhat  he  must  do  is  to  take  you  uj),  to  shoAv 
people  that  he  is  your  friend,  Harry.  Well, 
then,  if  you  can  get  good  Avork — mind  it  must 
be  real,  good,  regular  Avork — at  Farmer  Gro\-e’s, 
or  one  of  the  best  farmers,  stop  here  by  all 
means,  and  I Avill  take  myself  the  first  cottage 
Avhich  falls  vacant  and  let  you  haAm  it,  and  mean- 
time you  must  lodge  Avith  old  David.  Oh,  I’ll 
go  and  talk  him  round,  never  fear.  But  if  you 
can’t  get  regular  Avork  here,  Avhy  you  go  off  Avith 
flying  colors ; no  sneaking  off  under  a cloud  and 
leaving  no  address.  You’ll  go  off  Avith  me,  as 
my  servant,  if  you  like.  But  just  as  you  please 
about  that.  At  any  rate,  you’ll  go  Avith  me, 
and  I’ll  take  care  that  it  shall  be  knoAvn  that  I 
consider  you  as  an  old  friend.  My  father  has 
alAA'ays  got  plenty  of  Avork,  and  will  take  you 
on.  And  then,  Harry,  after  a bit  you  may  be 
sure  all  will  go  right,  and  I shall  be  your  best 
man,  and  dance  at  your  Avedding  before  a year's 
out.” 

There  is  something  in  this  kind  of  thing  Avhich 
is  contagious  and  irresistible.  Tom  thoroughly 
believed  all  that  he  was  saying  ; and  faith,  even 
of  such  a poor  kind  as  believing  in  one’s  OAvn 
castles,  has  its  reAvard.  Common  sense  in  A-ain 
suggested  to  Harry  that  all  the  clouds  Avhich 
had  been  gathering  round  him  for  a year  Avere 
not  likely  to  melt  aAvay  in  the  morning.  Pru- 
dence suggested  th^it  the  sooner  he  got  away  the 
better ; Avhich  suggestion,  indeed,  he  handed  on 
for  Avhat  it  was  Avorth.  But  Tom  treated  pru- 
dence with  sublime  contempt.  They  would  go 
together,  he  said,  as  soon  as  any  one  Avas  up  at  the 
house,  just  to  let  him  in  to  change  his  things  and 
Avrite  a note.  Harry  needn’t  fear  any  unpleas- 
ant consequences.  "Wurley  Avasn’t  an  ill-natured 
fellow  at  bottom,  and  Avouldn’t  mind  a few  fish. 
Talking  of  fish,  where  was  the  one  he  had  heard 
kicking  just  noAv  as  Harry  hauled  in  the  line. 
They  Avent  to  the  place,  and,  looking  in  the  long 
grass,  soon  found  the  dead  trout,  still  on  the 
night-line,  of  Avhich  the  other  end  remained  in 
the  Avater.  Tom  seized  hold  of  it,  and,  pulling 
it  carefully  in,  landed  another  fine  trout,  Avhile 
Harry  stood  by,  looking  rather  sheepish.  Tom 
inspected  the  method  of  the  lines,  Avhich  Avas 
simple  but  awfully  destructWe.  The  line  Avas 
long  enough  to  reach  across  the  stream.  At 
one  end  was  a heavy  stone,  at  the  other  a short 
stake  cut  sharp,  and  driven  into  the  bank  AA^ell 
under  the  water.  At  intervals  of  four  feet  along 
the  line  short  pieces  of  fine  gimp  were  fastened. 


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ending  in  hooks  baited  alternately  with  lob- 
worms and  gudgeon.  Tom  complimented  his 
companion  on  the  killing  nature  of  his  cross- 
line. 

“ Where  are  your  other  lines,  Harry  ?”  he 
asked  ; “ we  may  as  Avell  go  and  take  them  up.” 

“A  bit  higher  up  stream,  Master  Tom  and 
so  they  walked  up  stream  and  took  up  the  other 
lines. 

“ They’ll  have  the  finest  dish  of  fish  they’ve 
seen  this  long  time  at  the  house  to-day,”  said 
Tom,  as  each  line  came  out  with  two  or  three 
fine  thick-shouldered  fish  on  it;  “I’ll  tell  you 
what,  HaiTy,  they’re  deuced  well  set,  these  lines 
of  yours,  and  do  you  credit.  They  do  ; I’m  not 
complimenting  you.” 

“ I should  rather  like  to  be  off.  Master  Tom, 
if  you  don’t  object.  The  mornin’s  gettin’  on, 
and  the  men’ll  be  about.  ’Twonld  be  unked 
for  I to  be  caught.” 

“ Well,  Harry,  if  you're  so  set  on  it,  off  with 
you,  but — ” 

“ ’Tis  too  late  now  ; here’s  keeper.” 

Tom  turned  sharp  round,  and,  sure  enough, 
there  was  the  keeper  coming  down  the  bank  to- 
wards them,  and  not  a couple  of  hundred  yards 
off. 

“So  it  is,”  said  Tom  ; “ well,  only  hold  your 
tongue,  and  do  just  what  I tell  you.” 

The  keeper  came  up  quickly,  and,  touching 
his  hat  to  Tom,  looked  inquiringly  at  him,  and 
then  at  Harry.  Tom  nodded  to  him  as  if  every 
thing  were  just  as  it  should  be.  He  was  taking 
a two-pound  fish  off  the  last  line : having  fin- 
ished which  feat  he  threw  it  on  the  ground  by  the 
rest.  “There,  keeper,”  he  said,  “there’s  a 
fine  dish  of  fish.  Now  pick  ’em  up  and  come 
along.” 

Never  was  keeper  more  puzzled.  He  looked 
from  one  to  the  other,  lifting  the  little  short 
hat  from  the  back  of  his  head,  and  scratching 
that  somewhat  thick  skull  of  his,  as  his  habit 
was  when  engaged  in  what  he  called  thinking, 
conscious  that  somebody  ought  to  be  tackled, 
and  that  he,  the  keeper,  was  being  mystified, 
but  quite  at  sea  as  to  how  he  was  to  set  him- 
self straight. 

“Wet,  bain’t  ’ee,  sir?”  he  said  at  last,  nod- 
ding at  Tom’s  clothes. 

“Dampish,  keeper,”  answered  Tom  ; “I  may 
as  well  go  and  change ; the  servants  will  be  up  at 
the  house  by  this  time.  Pick  up  the  fish  and 
come  along.  You  do  up  the  lines,  Harry.” 

The  keeper  and  Harry  performed  their  tasks, 
looking  at  one  another  out  of  the  corners  of 
their  eyes,  like  the  terriers  of  rival  butchers 
when  the  carts  happen  to  stop  suddenly  in  the 
street  close  to  one  another.  Tom  watched 
them,  mischievously  delighted  with  the  fun,  and 
then  led  the  way  up  to  the  house.  When  they 
came  to  the  stable-yard  he  turned  to  Harry, 
and  said,  “ Stop  here ; I shan’t  be  ten  min- 
utes;” adding,  in  an  undertone,  “ Hold  your 
tongue  now ;”  and  then  vanished  through  the 
back  door,  and,  hurrying  up  to  his  room, 
changed  as  quickly  as  he  could. 


He  was  within  the  ten  minutes,  but,  as  he  de- 
scended the  back  stairs  in  his  dry  things,  be- 
came aware  that  his  stay  had  been  too  long. 
Noise  and  laughter  came  up  from  the  stable- 
yard,  and  shouts  of,  “Go  it,  keeper,”  “ Keeper’s 
down,”  “No  he  bain’t,” greeted  his  astonished 
ears.  He  sprang  down  the  last  steps  and  rush- 
ed into  the  stable-yard,  where  he  found  Harry  at 
his  second  wrestling-match  for  the  day,  while 
two  or  three  stablemen,  and  a footman,  and  the 
gardener,  looked  on  and  cheered  the  combat- 
ants with  the  remarks  he  had  heard  on  his  way 
down. 

Tom  made  straight  to  them,  and,  tapping 
Harry  on  the  shoulder,  said : 

“Now  then,  come  along.  I’m  ready.” 
Whereupon  the  keeper  and  Harry  disengaged, 
and  the  latter  picked  up  his  cap. 

“You  bain’t  goin’,  sir?”  said  the  keeper. 
“Yes,  keeper.” 

“Not  along  wi’  he ?” 

“Yes,  keeper.” 

“ What,  bain’t  I to  take  un  ?” 

“ Take  him ! No ; what  for  ?” 

“For  night  poachin’;  look  at  all  them  fish!” 
said  the  keeper  indignantly,  pointing  to  the 
shining  heap. 

“No,  no,  keeper,  you’ve  nothing  to  do  with  it. 
You  may  give  him  the  lines,  though,  Harry. 
I’ve  left  a note  for  your  master  on  my  dressing- 
table,”  Tom  said,  turning  to  the  footman  ; “ let 
him  have  it  at  breakfast.  I’m  responsible  for 
him,” nodding  at  Haiuy.  “I  shall  be  back  in 
a few  hours,  and  now  come  along.” 

And,  to  the  keeper’s  astonishment,  Tom  left 
the  stable-yard,  accompanied  by  Harry. 

They  were  scarcely  out  of  hearing  before  the 
stable-yard  broke  out  into  uproarious  laughter 
at  the  keeper’s  expense,  and  much  rude  banter 
was  inflicted  on  him  for  letting  the  poacher  go. 
But  the  keeper’s  mind  for  the  moment  was  full 
of  other  things.  Disregarding  their  remarks, 
he  went  on  scratching  his  head,  and  burst  cut 
at  last  with, 

“ Dang  un  ; I knows  I should  ha’  drowed  un.” 
‘ ‘ Dro  w your  gran  dmother ! ’ ’ politely  remarked 
one  of  the  stablemen,  an  acquaintance  of  Harry 
Winburn,  who  knew  his  repute  as  a wrestler. 

“I  should,  I tell  ’ee,”  said  the  keeper  as  he 
stooped  to  gather  up  the  fish;  “and  to  think 
as  he  should  ha’  gone  off!  Master’ll  be  like 
any  wild  beast  when  he  hears  on’t.  How- 
s’mever,  ’tis  Mr.  Brown’s  doin’s.  ’Tis  a queer 
start  for  a gen’l’man  like  he  to  be  goin’  off  wi’ 
a poacher  chap,  and  callin’  of  un  Harry.  ’Tis 
past  me  altogether.  But  I s’pose  he  bain’t 
right  in’s  ’ead ;”  and,  so  soliloquizing,  he  car- 
ried off  the  fish  to*the  kitchen. 

Meantime,  on  their  walk  to  Englebourn,  Har- 
ry, in  answer  to  Tom’s  inquiries,  explained  that 
in  his  absence  the  stableman,  his  acquaintance, 
had  come  up  and  begun  to  talk.  The  keeper 
had  joined  in  and  accused  him  point  blank  of 
being  the  man  who  had  thrown  him  into  the 
furze-bush.  The  story  of  the  keeper’s  discom- 
fiture on  that  occasion  being  well  known,  a 


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laugh  had  been  raised  in  which  Harry  had 
joined.  This  brought  on  a challenge  to  try  a 
fall  then  and  there,  which  Harry  had  accepted, 
notwithstanding  his  long  morning’s  work  and 
the  ducking  he  had  had.  They  laughed  over 
the  story,  though  Harry  could  not  help  ex- 
pressing his  fears  as  to  how  it  might  all  end. 
They  reached  Englebourn  in  time  for  break- 
fast. Tom  appeared  at  the  rectory,  and  soon 
he  and  Katie  were  on  their  old  terms.  She 
was  delighted  to  find  tliat  he  had  had  an  expla- 
nation with  Harry  Winburn,  and  that  there 
was  some  chance  of  bringing  that  sturdy  of- 
fender once  more  back  into  decent  rvays ; more 
delighted,  perhaps,  to  hear  the  way  in  which  he 
spoke  of  Fatty,  to  whom  after  breakfast  she 
paid  a visit,  and  returned  in  due  time  with  the 
unfortunate  locket. 

Tom  felt  as  if  another  coil  of  the  chain  he  had 
tied  about  himself  had  fallen  off.  He  went  out 
into  the  village,  consulted  again  with  Hapy,  and 
returned  to  the  Rectory  to  consider  what  steps 
were  to  be  taken  to  get  him  work.  Katie  enter- 
ed into  the  matter  heartily,  though  foreseeing 
the  difficulties  of  the  case.  At  luncheon  the 
rector  Avas  to  be  sounded  on  the  subject  of  the 
allotments.  But  in  the  middle  of  their  plans 
they  Avere  startled  by  the  news  that  a magis- 
trate’s Avarrant  had  arrived  in  the  village  for  the 
arrest  of  Harry  as  a night  poacher. 

Tom  returned  to  the  Grange  furious,  and  be- 
fore night  had  had  a worse  quarrel  Avith  young 
Wurley  than  Avith  his  uncle  before  him.  Had 
duelling  been  in  fashion  still  in  England,  they 
would  probably  have  fought  in  a quiet  corner  of 
the  park  before  night.  As  it  Avas,  they  only  said 
bitter  things,  and  parted,  agreeing  not  to  know 
one  another  in  future. 

Three  days  afterwards,  at  Petty  Sessions, 
Avhere  Tom  brought  upon  himself  the  severe 
censure  of  the  bench  for  his  conduct  on  the  trial, 
Flarry  Winburn  was  committed  to  Reading  jail 
for  three  months. 

Readers  Avho  will  take  the  trouble  to  remem- 
ber the  picture  of  our  hero’s  mental  groAvth  dur- 
ing the  past  year,  attempted  to  be  given  in  a 
late  chapter,  and  the  state  of  restless  dissatisfac- 
tion into  Avhich  his  experiences  and  thoughts 
and  readings  had  throAvn  him  by  the  time 
long  vacation  had  come  round  again,  Avill  per- 
haps be  prepared  for  the  catastrophe  Avhich  en- 
sued on  the  conviction  and  sentence  of  Harry 
Winburn  at  Petty  Sessions-. 

Hitherto,  notwithstanding  the  strength  of  the 
ncAV  and  revolutionary  forces  which  were  mus- 
tering round  it,  there  had  always  been  a citadel 
holding  out  in  his  mind,  garrisoned  by  all  that 
Avas  best  in  the  toryism  in  Avhich  he  had  been 
brought  up — by  loyalty,  reverence  for  establish- 
ed order  and  established  institutions ; by  family 
traditions,  and  the  pride  of  an  inherited  good 
name.  But  noAv  the  Avails  of  that  citadel  went 
down  with  a crash,  the  garrison  being  put  to  the 
sword,  or  making  aAvay,  to  hide  in  out-of-the- 
Svay  corners,  and  Avait  for  a reaction. 

It  was  much  easier  for  a youngster,  Avhose  at- 


tention Avas  once  turned  to  such  subjects  as  had 
been  occupying  Tom,  to  get  hold  of  wild  and  vi- 
olent beliefs  and  notions  in  those  days  than  noAv. 
The  state  of  Europe  generally  Avas  far  more  dead 
and  hopeless.  There  Avere  no  Avars,  certainly, 
and  no  expectations  of  wars.  But  tliere  Avas  a 
dull,  beaten-doAvn,  pent-up  feeling  abroad,  as  if 
the  lid  Avere  screAved  doAvn  on  the  nations,  and 
the  thing  Avhich  had  been,  hoAvever  cruel  and 
heaA’y  and  mean,  was  that  which  Avas  to  remain 
to  the  end.  England  Avas  better  off  than  her 
neighbors,  but  yet  in  bad  case.  In  the  South 
and  West  particularly,  several  causes  had  com- 
bined to  spread  a very  bitter  feeling  abroad  among 
the  agricultural  poor.  First  among  these  stood 
the  new  poor  laAV,  the  provisions  of  which  Avere 
rigorously  cai'ried  out  in  most  districts.  The 
poor  had  as  yet  felt  the  harshness  only  of  the 
ncAV  system.  Then  the  land  Avas  in  many  places 
in  the  hands  of  men  on  their  last  legs,  the  old 
sporting  farmers,  Avho  had  begun  business  as 
young  men  while  the  great  Avar  Avas  going  on, 
had  made  money  hand-OA'er-hand  for  a fcAv  years 
out  of  the  Avar  pi  ices,  and  had  tried  to  go  on  Ih’- 
ing  Avith  greyhounds  and  yeomanry  uniforms — 
“ horse  to  ride  and  Aveapon  to  Avear  ” — through 
the  hard  years  which  had  folloAved.  These  Averc 
bad  masters  in  every  Avay — unthrifty,  profligate, 
needy,  and  narroAv-minded.  The  younger  men 
Avho  were  surplanting  them  were  introducing 
machinery,  threshing-machines  and  winnoAving- 
machines,  to  take  the  little  bread  which  a poor 
man  was  still  able  to  earn  out  of  the  mouths  of 
his  wife  and  children — so  at  least  the  poor 
thought  and  muttered  to  one  another  ; and  the 
mutterings  broke  out  every  noAV  and  then  in  the 
long  nights  of  the  winter  months  in  blazing 
ricks  and  broken  machines.  Game  preserving 
Avas  on  the  increase.  Australia  and  America  had 
not  yet  become  familiar  Avords  in  ev'ery  English 
village,  and  the  labor  market  Avas  everyAvhere 
OA'erstocked ; and  last,  but  not  least,  the  corn 
laws  Avere  still  in  force,  and  the  bitter  and  exas- 
perating strife  in  which  they  AA'ent  out  Avas  at  its 
height.  And  while  Swing  and  his  myrmidons 
Avere  abroad  in  the  counties,  and  could  scarcely 
be  kept  doAvn  by  yeomanry  and  poor  laAA’-guard- 
ians,  the  great  toAvnswere  in  almost  Avorse  case. 
Here,  too,  emigration  had  not  yet  set  in  to  thin 
the  labor  market ; Avages  were  falling,  and  prices 
rising ; the  corn-law  struggle  was  better  under- 
stood and  far  keener  than  in  the  country ; and 
Chartism  aa'us  gaining  force  every  day,  and  ris- 
ing into  a huge  threatening  giant,  Avaiting  to  put 
forth  his  strength,  and  eager  for  the  occasion 
Avhich  seemed  at  hand. 

You  generation  of  young  Englishmen,  Avho 
Avere  too  young  then  to  be  troubled  Avith  such 
matters,  and  have  grown  into  manhood  since, 
yon  little  knoAv — may  you  neA-er  knoAv  ! — Avhat 
it  is  to  be  living  the  citizens  of  a divided  and 
distracted  nation.  For  the  time  that  danger  is 
past.  In  a happy  hour,  and,  so  far  as  man  can 
judge,  in  time,  and  only  just  in  time,  came  the 
repeal  of  the  corn  laAA's,  and  the  great  cause  of 
strife  and  the  sense  of  injustice  2iassed  aAvay  out 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


of  men’s  minds.  The  nation  was  roused  by  the 
Irish  famine,  and  the  fearful  distress  in. other 
parts  of  the  country,  to  begin  looking  steadily 
and  seriously  at  some  of  the  sores  which  were 
festering  in  its  body,  and  undermining  health 
and  life.  And  so  the  tide  had  turned,  and  Eng- 
land had  already  passed  the  critical  point,  when 
1848  came  upon  Christendom,  and  the  whole  of 
Europe  leaped  up  into  a wild  blaze  of  revolution. 

Is  any  one  still  inclined  to  make  light  of  the 
danger  that  threatened  England  in  that  year,  to 
sneer  at  the  10th  of  April,  and  the  monster  peti- 
tion, and  the  monster  meetings  on  Kennington 
and  other  commons  ? Well,  if  there  be  such  per- 
sons among  my  readers,  I can  only  say  that  they 
can  have  known  nothing  of  what  was  going  on 
around  them  and  below  them  at  that  time,  and  I 
earnestly  hope  that  their  vision  has  become  clear- 
er since  then,  and  that  they  are  not  looking  with 
the  same  eyes,  that  see  nothing,  at  the  signs  of  to- 
day. For  that  there  are  questions  still  to  be  solved 
by  us  in  England,  in  this  current  half-century, 
quite  as  likely  to  tear  the  nation  in  pieces  as 
the  corn  laws,  no  man  with  half  an  eye  in  his 
head  can  doubt.  They  may  seem  little  clouds 
like  a man’s  hand  on  the  horizon  just  now,  but 
they  will  darken  the  whole  heaven  before  long, 
unless  we  can  find  wisdom  enough  among  us  to 
take  the  little  clouds  in  hand  in  time,  and  make 
them  descend  in  soft  rain. 

But  such  matters  need  not  be  spoken  of  here. 
All  I want  to  do  is  to  put  my  younger  readers 
in  a position  to  understand  how  it  was  that  our 
hero  fell  aavay  into  beliefs  and  notions  at  which 
Mrs.  Grundy  and  all  decent  jjeople  could  only 
lift  up  eyes  and  hands  in  pious  and  respectable 
horror,  and  became,  soon  after  the  incarceration 
of  his  friend  for  night  poaching,  little  better 
than  a physical-force  Chartist  at  the  age  of 
twenty-one. 


CHAPTER  XL. 

HUE  AND  CRT. 

At  the  end  of  a gusty  wild  October  afternoon, 
a man  leading  two  horses  was  marching  up  and 
down  the  little  plot  of  short  turf  at  the  top  of 
the  Hawk’s  Lynch.  Every  now  and  then  he 
would  stop  on  the  brow  of  the  hill  to  look  over 
the  village,  and  seemed  to  be  waiting  for  some- 
body from  that  quarter.  After  being  well  blown, 
he  would  turn  to  his  promenade  again,  or  go  in 
'under  the  clump  of  firs,  through  which  the  ris- 
ing south-west  wind,  rushing  up  from  the  vale 
below,  was  beginning  to  make  a moan  ; and, 
hitching  the  horses  to  some  stump  or  bush,  and 
patting  and  coaxing  them  to  induce  them,  if  so 
might  be,  to  stand  quiet  for  a while,  would  try 
to  settle  himself  to  leeward  of  one  of  the  larger 
trees. 

But  the  fates  were  against  all  attempts  at  re- 
pose. He  had  scarcely  time  to  produce  a cheroot 
from  his  case  and  light  it  under  many  difficul- 
ties, when  the  hoi'ses  would  begin  fidgeting,  and 
pulling  at  their  bridles,  and  shifting  round  to 


get  their  tails  to  the  wind.  They  clearly  did 
not  understand  the  necessity  of  the  position,  and 
were  inclined  to  be  moving  stableward.  So  he 
had  to  get  up  again,  sling  the  bridles  over  his 
arm,  and  take  to  his  march  up  and  down  the 
plot  of  turf ; now  stopping  for  a moment  or  two 
to  try  to  get  his  cheroot  to  burn  straight,  and 
pishing  and  pshawing  over  its  perverseness ; now 
■going  again  and  again  to  the  brow,  and  looking 
along  the  road  which  led  to  the  village,  holding 
his  baton  tight  with  one  hand — for  by  this  time 
it  was  blowing  half  a gale  of  wind. 

Though  it  was  not  yet  quite  the  hour  for  his 
setting,  the  sun  had  disappeared  behind  a heavy 
bank  of  wicked  slate-colored  cloud,  which  look- 
ed as  though  it  were  rising  straight  up  into  the 
western  heavens,  while  the  wind  whirled  along 
and  twisted  into  quaint  shapes  a ragged  rift  of 
light  vapor,  which  went  hurrying  by,  almost 
touching  the  tops  of  the  moaning  firs.  Alto- 
gether an  uncanny  evening  to  be  keeping  tryst 
at  the  top  of  a wild  knoll ; and  so  thought  our 
friend  with  the  horses,  and  showed  it,  too,  clear- 
ly enough,  had  any  one  been  there  to  put  a con- 
struction on  his  impatient  movements. 

There  was  no  one  nearer  than  the  village,  of 
which  the  nearest  house  was  half  a mile  and 
more  away  ; so,  by  way  of  passing  the  time,  we 
must  exercise  our  privilege  of  putting  into  words 
what  he  is  half-thinking,  half-muttering  to  him- 
self : 

“ A pleasant  night  I call  this  to  be  out  on  a 
wild-goose  chase ! If  ever  I saw  a screaming 
storm  brewing,  there  it  comes.  I’ll  be  hanged 
if  I stop  out  here  to  be  caught  in  it  for  all  the 
crack-brained  friends  I ever  had  in  the  world  ; 
and  I seem  to  have  a faculty  for  picking  up 
none  but  crack-brained  ones.  I wonder  what 
the  plague  can  keep  him  so  long  ; he  must  have 
been  gone  an  hour.  There — steady,  steady, 
old  horse.  Confound  this  weed  ! What  rascals 
tobacconists  are ! You  never  can  get  a cheroot 
now  worth  smoking.  Every  one  of  them  goes 
spluttering  up  the  side,  or  charring  up  the  mid- 
dle, and  tasting  like  tow  soaked  in  saltpetre  and 
tobacco  juice.  Well,  I suppose  I shall  get  the 
real  thing  in  India. 

“ India ! In  a month  from  to-day  we  shall  be 
off.  To  hear  our  senior  major  talk,  one  might 
as  Avell  be  going  to  the  bottomless  pit  at  once. 
Well,  he’ll  sell  out,  that’s  a comfort.  Gives  us 
a step,  and  gets  rid  of  an  old  ruffian.  I don't 
seem  to  care  much  what  the  place  is  like,  if  we 
only  get  some  work ; and  there  will  be  some  work 
there  before  long,  by  all  accounts.  No  more 
garrison-town  life,  at  any  rate.  And  if  I have 
any  luck — a man  may  get  a chance  there. 

“What  the  deuce  can  he  be  about?  This 
all  comes  of  sentiment,  now.  Why  couldn’t  I 
go  quietly  off  to  India  without  bothering  up  to 
Oxford  to  see  him?  Not  but  what  it’s  a pleas- 
ant place  enough.  I’ve  enjoyed  my  three  days 
there  uncommonly.  Food  and  drink  all  that 
can  be  wished,  and  plenty  of  good  fellows  and 
fun.  The  look  of  the  place,  too,  makes  one 
feel  respectable.  But,  by  George ! if  their  di- 


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vinity  is  at  all  like  their  politics,  they  must  turn 
out  a queer  set  of  parsons — at  least  if  Brown 
picked  up  his  precious  notions  at  Oxford.  He 
always  was  a headstrong  beggar.  AVhat  was  it 
he  was  holding  forth  about  last  night  ? Let’s  see. 
‘The  sacred  right  of  insurrection.’  Yes,  that 
was  it,  and  he  talked  as  if  he  believed  it  all 
too  ; and,  if  there  should  be  a row,  which  don’t 
seem  unlikely,  by  Jove!  I think  he’d  act  on  it, 
in  the  sort  of  temper  he’s  in.  How  about  the 
sacred  right  of  getting  hung  or  transported  ? I 
shouldn’t  wonder  to  hear  of  tliat  some  day. 
Gad  I suppose  he  should  be  in  for  an  install- 
ment of  his  sacred  right  to-night.  He’s  capa- 
ble of  it,  and  of  lugging  me  in  with  him. 
What  did  he  say  we  were  come  here  for?  To 
got  some  fellow  out  of  a scrape,  he  said — some 
sort  of  poaching  radical  foster-brother  of  his, 
who  had  been  in  jail,  and  deserved  it  too.  I’ll 
be  bound.  And  we  couldn’t  go  down  quietly 
into  the  village  and  put  up  at  the  public, 
where  I might  have  sat  in  the  tap,  and  not  run 
the  chance  of  having  my  skin  blown  over  my 
ears,  and  my  teeth  down  my  throat,  on  this 
cursed  look-out  place,  because  he’s  too  well 
known  there.  What  does  that  mean  ? Upon 
my  soul,  it  looks  bad.  They  may  be  lynching 
a J.  P.  down  there,  or  making  a spread-eagle 
of  the  parish  constable  at  this  minute,  for  any 
thing  I know,  and,  as  sure  as  fate,  if  they  are, 
I shall  get  my  foot  in  it. 

“It  will  read  sweetly  in  the  naval  and  mili- 
tary intelligence — ‘A  court-martial  was  held 
this  day  at  Chatham,  president  Colonel  Smith, 
of  Her  Majesty’s  101st  Regiment,  to  try  Henry 
East,  a lieutenant  in  the  same  distinguished 
corps,  who  has  been  under  arrest  since  the  10th 
ult.,  for  aiding  and  abetting  the  escape  of  a 
convict,  and  taking  part  in  a riot  in  the  village 
of  Englebourn,  in  the  county  of  Berks.  The  de- 
fense of  the  accused  v/as  that  he  had  a senti- 
mental friendship  for  a certain  Thomas  Brown, 
an  under  - graduate  of  St.  Ambrose  College, 
Oxford,  etc.,  etc.;  and  the  sentence  of  the 
court — ’ 

‘ ‘ Hang  it ! It’s  no  laughing  matter.  Many 
a fellow  has  been  broken  for  not  making  half 
such  a fool  of  himself  as  I have  done,  coming 
out  here  on  this  errand.  I’ll  tell  T.  B.  a bit  of 
my  mind,  as,  sure  as — 

“Hallo!  didn’t  I hear  a shout?  Only  the 
wind,  I believe.  How  it  does  blow ! One  of 
these  firs  will  be  down,  I expect,  just  now. 
The  storm  will  burst  in  a quarter  of  an  hour. 
Here  goes ! I shall  ride  down  into  the  village, 
let  what  will  come  of  it.  Steady  now,  steady. 
Stand  still,  you  old  fool ; can’t  you — ? 

“There,  now  I’m  all  right.  Solomon  said 
something  about  a beggar  on  horseback.  ’ Was 
it  Solomon,  though  ? Nevermind.  He  couldn’t 
ride.  Never  had  a horse  till  he  was  grown  up. 
But  he  said  some  uncommon  wise  things  about 
having  nothing  to  do  with  such  friends  as  T.  B. 
So,  Harry  East,  if  you  please,  no  more  tom- 
foolery after  to-day.  You’ve  got  a whole  skin, 
and  a lieutenant’s  commission  to  make  your 


way  in  the  world  with,  and  are  troubled  with  no 
particular  crotchets  yourself  that  need  ever  get 
you  into  trouble.  So  just  you  keep  clear  of 
other  people’s.  And  if  your  friends  must  be 
mending  the  world,  and  poor  man’s  plastering, 
and  running  their  heads  against  stone  walls, 
why,  just  j'ou  let  go  of  their  coat-tails.” 

So  muttering  and  meditating,  Harry  East 
paused  a moment  after  mounting,  to  turn  uj) 
the  collar  of  the  rough  shooting-coat  which  he 
was  wearing,  and  button  it  up  to  the  chin,  be- 
fore riding  down  the  hill,  when,  in  the  hurly- 
burly  of  the  wind,  a shout  came  spinning  past 
his  ears,  plain  enough  this  time ; lie  heard  the 
gate  at  the  end  of  Englebourn  Lane  down  be- 
low him  shut  rvith  a clang,  and  saw  two  men 
running  at  full  speed  towards  him,  straight  up 
the  hill. 

“Oh!  here  you  are  at  last,”  he  said,  as  he 
watched  them.  “Well,  you  don’t  lose  your 
time  now.  Somebody  must  be  after  them. 
What’s  he  shouting  and  waving  his  hand  for? 
Oh,  I’m  to  bring  the  cavalry  supports  down  the 
slope,  I suppose.  Well,  here  goes : he  has 
brought  off  his  pal,  the  convict,  I see : 

‘Says  he,  you’ve  ’scaped  from  transportation, 

All  upon  the  briny  main  ; 

So  never  give  way  to  no  temptation, 

And  don’t  get  drunk  nor  prig  again  !’ 

There  goes  the  gate  again.  By  Jove  ! what’s 
that  ? Dragoons,  as  I’m  a sinner ! There’s 
going  to  be  the  d — st  beai-fight.” 

Saying  which,  Harry  East  dug  his  heels  into 
his  horse’s  sides,  holding  him  up  sharply  with 
the  curb  at  the  same  time,  and  in  another  mo- 
ment was  at  the  bottom  of  the  solitary  mound 
on  which  he  had  been  perched  for  the  last  hour, 
and  on  the  brow  of  the  line  of  hill  out  of 
which  it  rose  so  abruptly,  just  at  the  point  for 
which  the  two  runners  were  making.  He  had 
only  time  to  glance  at  the  pursuers,  and  saw  that 
one  or  two  rode  straight  on  the  track  of  the 
fugitives,  while  the  rest  skirted  away  along  a 
parish  road  which  led  up  the  hill-side  by  an 
easier  ascent,  when  Tom  and  his  companion 
were  by  his  side.  Tom  seized  the  bridle  of  the 
led  horse,  and  was  in  the  saddle  with  one 
spring. 

“ Jump  up  behind  !”  he  shouted  ; “now  then, 
come  along.” 

“Who  are  they  ?”  roared  East — in  that  wind 
nothing  but  a shout  could  be  heard — pointing 
over  his  shoulder  with  his  thumb  as  they  turned 
to  the  heath. 

“ Y’'eomanry.” 

“After  you  ?” 

Tom  nodded,  as  they  broke  into  a gallop,  mak- 
ing straight  across  the  heath  towards  the  Ox- 
ford road.  They  were  some  quarter  of  a mile 
in  advance  before  any  of  their  pursuers  showed 
over  the  brow  of  the  hill  behind  them.  It  was 
already  getting  dusk,  and  the  great  bank  of 
cloud  was  by  this  time  all  but  upon  them,  mak- 
ing the  atmosphere  denser  and  darker  every 
second.  Then  first  one  of  the  men  appeared 
who  had  ridden  straight  np  the  hill  under  the 


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Hawk’s  Lynch,  and,  up  for  a moment, 

caught  sight  of  them  and  gave  chase.  Half  a 
minute  later,  and  several  of  those  who  had  kept 
to  the  road  were  also  in  sight,  some  distance 
away  on  the  left,  but  still  near  enough  to  be  un- 
pleasant ; and  they  too,  after  a moment’s  pause, 
were  in  full  pursuit.  At  first  the  fugitives  held 
their  own,  and  the  distance  between  them  and 
their  pursuers  was  not  lessened,  but  it  was  clear 
that  this  could  not  last.  Any  thing  that  horse- 
flesh is  capable  of,  a real  good  Oxford  hack, 
such  as  they  rode,  will  do ; but  to  carry  two  full- 
grown  men  at  the  end  of  a pretty  long  day, 
away  from  fresh  horses  and  moderate  weights, 
is  too  much  to  expect  even  of  Oxford  horse- 
flesh ; and  the  gallant  beast  which  Tom  rode 
was  beginning  to  show  signs  of  distress  when 
they  struck  into  the  road.  There  was  a slight  dip 
in  the  ground  at  this  place,  and  a little  farther 
on  the  heath  rose  suddenly  again,  and  the  road 
ran  between  high  banks  for  a short  distance. 

As  they  reached  this  point  they  disappeared 
for  the  moment  from  the  yeomanry,  and  the 
force  of  the  wind  was  broken  by  the  banks,  so 
that  they  could  breathe  more  easily,  and  hear 
one  another’s  voices. 

Tom  looked  anxiously  round  at  the  lieuten- 
ant, who  shrugged  his  shoulders  in  answer  to 
the  look,  as  he  bent  forward  to  ease  his  own 
horse,  and  said  : 

“ Can’t  last  another  mile.” 

“ What’s  to  be  done  ?” 

East  again  shrugged  his  shoulders,  but  said 
nothing. 

“I  know.  Master  Tom,”  said  Harry  Win- 
burn. 

“What?” 

“ Pull  up  a bit,  sir.” 

Tom  pulled  up,  and  his  horse  fell  into  a w'alk 
willingly  enough,  while  East  passed  on  a few 
strides  ahead.  Harry  Winburn  sprang  off. 

“You  ride  on  now, Master  Tom,”  he  said; 
“ I knows  the  heath  well ; you  let  me  bide.” 
“No,  no,  Harry,  not  I.  I won’t  leave  you 
now  ; so  let  them  come,  and  be  hanged.” 

East  had  pulled  up  and  listened  to  their 
talk. 

“Look  here  now,”  he  said  to  Harry;  “put 
your  arm  over  the  hind  part  of  his  saddle,  and 
run  by  the  side ; you’ll  find  you  can  go  as  fast 
as  the  horse.  Now,  you  two  push  on,  and 
strike  across  the  heath.  I’ll  keep  the  road  and 
take  off  this  joker  behind,  who  is  the  only  dan- 
gerous customer.” 

“ That’s  like  you,  old  boy,”  said  Tom ; “ then 
we’ll  meet  at  the  first  public  beyond  the  heath  ;” 
and  they  passed  ahead  in  their  turn,  and  turned 
on  to  the  heath,  Harry  running  by  the  side,  as 
the  lieutenant  had  advised. 

East  looked  after  them,  and  then  put  his 
horse  into  a steady  trot,  muttering : 

“Like  me!  yes,  devilish  like  me;  I know 
that  well  enough.  Didn’t  I always  play  cat’s- 
paw  to  his  monkey  at  school  ? But  that  convict 
don’t  seem  such  a bad  lot,  after  all.” 

Meantime  Tom  and  Harry  struck  away  over 


the  heath,  as  the  darkness  closed  in  and  the 
storm  drove  down.  They  stumbled  on  over 
the  charred  furze  roots,  and  splashed  through 
the  sloppy  peat  cuttings,  casting  anxious,  hasty 
looks  over  their  shoulders  as  they  fled,  straining 
every  nerve  to  get  on,  and  longing  for  night  and 
the  storm. 

“Hark,  wasn’t  that  a pistol-shot  ?”  said  Tom, 
as  they  floundered  on.  The  sound  came  from 
the  road  they  had  left. 

“Look  ! here’s  some  on  ’em,  then,”  said  Har- 
ry ; and  Tom  was  aware  of  two  horsemen  com- 
ing over  the  brow  of  the  hill  on  their  left,  some 
three  hundred  yards  to  the  rear.  At  the  same 
instant  his  horse  stumbled,  and  came  down  on 
his  nose  and  knees.  Tom  went  off  over  his 
shoulder,  tumbling  against  Harry,  and  sending 
him  headlong  to  the  ground  ; but,  keeping  hold 
of  the  bridle,  they  were  up  again  in  a moment. 

“Are  you  hurt?” 

“No.” 

“ Come  along,  then,”  and  Tom  was  in  the 
saddle  again,  when  the  pursuers  raised  a shout. 
They  had  caught  sight  of  them  now,  and  spurred 
down  the  slope  towards  them.  Tom  was  turn- 
ing his  horse’s  head  straight  away,  but  Harry 
shouted  : “Keep  to  the  left.  Master  Tom — to  the 
left,  right  on.” 

It  seemed  like  running  into  the  lion’s  jaws, 
but  he  yielded,  and  they  pushed  on  down  the 
slope  on  which  they  were.  Another  shout  of 
triumph  rose  on  the  howling  wind  ; Tom’s  heart 
sank  within  him.  The  enemy  was  closing  on 
them  at  every  stride;  another  hundred  yards, 
and  they  must  meet  at  the  bottom  of  the  slope. 
What  could  Harry  be  dreaming  of?  The  thought 
had  scarcely  time  to  cross  his  brain,  when  down 
went  the  two  yeomen,  horse  and  man,  flounder- 
ing in  a bog  above  their  horses’  girths.  At  the 
same  moment  the  storm  burst  on  them,  the  driv- 
ing mist  and  pelting  rain.  The  chase  was  over. 
They  could  not  have  seen  a regiment  of  men  at 
fifty  yards’  distance. 

“You  let  me  lead  the  horse.  Master  Tom,” 
shouted  Harry  Winburn;  “I  knowed  where 
they  was  going;  ’twill  take  they  the  best  part 
o’  the  night  to  get  out  o’  that,  I knows.” 

“All  right;  let’s  get  back  to  the  road,  then, 
as  soon  as  we  can,”  said  Tom,  surrendering  his 
horse’s  head  to  Harry,  and  turning  up  his  col- 
lar, to  meet  the  pitiless  deluge  which  was  driv- 
ing on  their  flanks.  They  were  drenched  to 
the  skin  in  two  minutes  ; Tom  jumped  off,  and 
plodded  along  on  the  opposite  side  of  his  horse 
to  Harry.  They  did  not  speak ; there  w as  very 
little  to  be  said,  under  the  circumstances,  and 
a great  deal  to  be  thought  about. 

Harry  Winburn  probably  knew  the  heath  as 
well  as  any  man  living,  but  even  he  had  much 
difficulty  in  finding  his  way  back  to  the  road 
through  that  storm.  However,  after  some  half- 
hour,  spent  in  beating  about,  they  reached  it, 
and  turned  their  faces  northward  towards  Ox- 
ford. By  this  time  night  had  come  on  ; but  the 
fury  of  the  storm  had  passed  over  them,  and  the 
moon  began  to  show  every  now  and  then  through 


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the  driving  clouds.  At  last  Tom  roused  him- 
self out  of  the  brown  study  in  which  he  had 
been  hitherto  plodding  along,  and  turned  down 
his  coat  collar,  and  shook  himself,  and  looked 
up  at  the  sky  and  across  at  his  companion,  who 
was  still  leading  the  horse  along  mechanically. 
It  was  too  dark  to  see  his  face,  but  his  walk  and 
general  look  were  listless  and  dogged.  At  last 
Tom  broke  silence. 

“You  promised  not  to  do  any  thing,  after 
you  came  out,  without  speaking  to  me.'”  Har- 
ry made  no  reply  ; so  presently  he  went  on  : 

“I  didn’t  think  you’d  have  gone  in  for  such 
a business  as  that  to-night.  I shouldn’t  have 
minded  so  much  if  it  had  only  been  machine- 
breaking ; but  robbing  the  cellar,  and  staving  in 
ale  casks,  and  maiming  cattle — ” 

“I’d  no  hand  in  that,”  interrupted  Harry. 
“I’m  glad  to  hear  it.  You  were  certainly 
leaning  against  the  gate  when  I came  up,  and 
taking  no  part  in  it;  but  you  were  one  of  the 
leaders  of  the  riot.” 

“ He  brought  it  on  hisself,”  said  Harry,  dog- 
gedly. 

“ Tester  is  a bad  man,  I know  that ; and  the 
people  have  much  to  complain  of ; but  nothing 
can  justify  what  was  done  to-night.”  Harry 
made  no  answer. 

“ You’re  known,  and  they’ll  be  after  you  the 
first  thing  in  the  morning.  I don’t  know  what’s 
to  be  done.” 

“ ’Tis  very  little  odds  what  happens  to  me.” 
“ You’ve  no  right  to  say  that,  Harry.  Your 
friends — ” 

“ I ain’t  got  no  friends.” 

“Well,  Harry,  I don’t  think  you  ought  to 
say  that,  after  what  has  happened  to-night.  I 
don’t  mean  to  say  that  my  friendship  has  done 
you  much  good  yet ; but  I’ve  done  what  I could, 
and — ” 

“ So  you  hev’.  Master  Tom,  so  you  hev’.” 
“And  I’ll  stick  by  you  through  thick  and 
thin,  Harry,  But  you  must  take  heart  and  stick 
by  yourself,  or  we  shall  never  pull  you  through.” 
Harry  groaned,  and  then,  turning  at  once  to 
what  was  always  uppermost  in  his  mind,  said : 
“’Tis  no  good,  now  I’ve  been  in  jail.  Her 
father  wur  alius  agin  me.  And  now,  how  be  I 
ever  to  hold  up  my  head  at  whoam  ? I seen 
her  once  arter  I came  out.” 

“Well,  and  what  happened?”  said  Tom,  af- 
ter waiting  a moment  or  two. 

“She  just  turned  red  and  pale,  and  was  all 
flustered  like,  and  made  as  though  she’d  have 
held  out  her  hand ; and  then  tuk  and  hurried 
off  like  a frighted  hare,  as  though  she  heard 
somebody  a cornin’.  Ah  ! ’tis  no  good  ! ’tis  no 
good !” 

“ I don’t  see  any  thing  very  hopeless  in  that,” 
said  Tom. 

“I’ve  knowed  her  since  she  wur  that  high,” 
went  on  Harry,  holding  out  his  hand  about  as 
high  as  the  bottom  of  his  waistcoat,  without 
noticing  the  interruption,  “when  her  and  I 
went  a gleanin’  together.  ’Tis  what  I’ve 
thought  on,  and  lived  for.  ’Tis  four  year  and 


better  since  she  and  I broke  a sixpence  auver't. 
And  at  times  it  sim’d  as  tho’  ’twould  all  cum 
right,  when  my  poor  mother  -wur  livin’ — tho’ 
her  never  tuk  to  it  kindly,  motlicr  didn’t.  But 
’tis  all  gone  now ! and  I be  that  mad  wi’  my- 
self, and  mammered,  and  down,  I be  ready  to 
hang  myself.  Master  Tom  ; and  if  they  just  teks 
and  transpworts  me — ” 

“ Oh,  nonsense,  Hany ! You  must  keep  out 
of  that.  We  shall  think  of  some  way  to  get  you 
out  of  that  before  morning.  And  you  must  get 
clear  away,  and  go  to  work  on  the  railways  or 
somewhere.  There’s  nothing  to  be  downheart- 
ed about,  as  far  as  Batty  is  concerned.” 

“ Ah  ! ’tis  they  as  wears  it  as  knows  where 
the  shoe  pinches.  You’d  say  different  if  ’twas 
you.  Master  Tom.” 

“ Should  I ?”  said  Tom  ; and,  after  pausing  a 
moment  or  two,  he  went  on.  “ What  I’m  go- 
ing to  say  is  in  confidence.  I’ve  never  told  it  to 
any  man  yet,  and  only  one  has  found  it  out. 
Now,  Harry,  I’m  much  worse  off  than  you  at  this 
minute.  Don’t  I know  where  the  shoe  pinches  ! 
Why,  I haven’t  seen— I’ve  scarcely  heard  of — of 
— well,  of  my  sweetheart — there,  you’ll  under- 
stand that — for  this  year  and  more.  I don’t 
know  when  I may  see  her  again.  I don’t  know 
that  she  hasn’t  clean  forgotten  me.  I don’t 
know  that  she  ever  cared  a straw  for  me.  Now 
you  know  quite  well  that  you  are  better  off  than 
that.” 

“ I bean’t  so  sure  o’  that,  Master  Tom.  But 
I be  terrible  vexed  to  hear  about  you.” 

“Never  mind  about  me.  You  say  you’re  not 
sure,  Harry.  Come,  now ; you  said,  not  two 
minutes  ago,  that  you  two  had  broken  a six- 
pence over  it.  What  does  that  mean,  now  ?” 

“ Ah  ! but  ’tis  four  years  gone.  Her’s  bin  a 
leadin’  o’  me  up  and  down,  and  a dancin’  o’  me 
round  and  round  purty  nigh  ever  since,  let  alone 
the  time  as  she  wur  at  Oxford,  when — ” 

“ Well,  we  won’t  talk  of  that,  Harry.  Come, 
will  yesterday  do  for  you  ? If  you  thought  she 
was  all  right  yesterday,  would  that  satisfy 
you  ?” 

“ Ees  ; and  summat  to  spare.” 

“ You  don’t  believe  it,  I see.  Well,  why  do 
you  think  I came  after  you  to-night?  How 
did  I know  what  was  going  on  ?” 

“ That’s  just  what  I’ve  been  a axin’  o’  my- 
self as  we  cum  along.” 

“ Well,  then,  I’ll  tell  you.  I came  because  I 
got  a note  from  her  yesterday  at  Oxford.”  Tom 
paused,  for  he  heard  a muttered  growl  from  the 
other  side  of  the  horse’s  head,  and  could  see, 
even  in  the  fitful  moonlight,  the  angry  toss  of 
the  head  with  which  his  news  was  received. 
“ I didn’t  expect  this,  Harry,”  he  went  on 
presently,  “after  what  I told  you  just  now 
about  myself.  It  was  a hard  matter  to  tell  it 
at  all ; but,  after  telling  you,  I didn’t  think  you’d 
suspect  me  any  more.  However,  perhaps  I’ve 
deserved  it.  So,  to  go  on  with  what  I was  say- 
ing, two  years  ago,  when  I came  to  my  senses 
about  her,  and  before  I cared  for  any  one  else, 
I told  her  to  write  if  ever  I could  do  her  a serv- 


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Ice.  Any  thing  that  a man  could  do  for  his 
sister  I was  bound  to  do  for  her,  and  I told  her 
so.  She  never  answ'ered  till  yesterday,  when  I 
got  this  note,”  and  he  dived  into  the  inner 
breast-pocket  of  his  shooting-coat.  “If  it  isn’t 
soaked  to  pulp,  it’s  in  my  pocket  now.  Yes, 
here  it  is,”  and  he  produced  a dirty  piece  of 
paper  and  handed  it  across  to  his  companion. 
“M’lien  there’s  light  enough  to  read  it,  you’ll 
see  plain  enough  what  she  means,  though  your 
name  is  not  mentioned.” 

Having  finished  his  statement,  Tom  retired 
into  himself,  and  walked  along  watching  the 
hurrying  clouds.  After  they  had  gone  some 
hundred  yards,  Harry  cleared  his  throat  once  or 
twice,  and  at  last  brought  out, 

“ Master  Tom.” 

“Well.” 

“You  bean’t  offended  wi’  me,  sir,  I hopes  ?” 
“ No  ; why  should  I be  offended  ?” 

“ ’Cause  I knows  I be  so  all-fired  jealous,  I 
can’t  abear  to  hear  o’  her  talkin’,  let  alone  writ- 
in’  to — ” 

“Out  with  it.  To  me,  you  were  going  to 
say.” 

“ Nay,  ’tis  mwore  nor  that.” 

“ All  right,  Harry  ; if  you  only  lump  me  with 
the  rest  of  mankind,  I don’t  care.  But  you 
needn’t  be  jealous  of  me,  and  you  mustn’t  be 
jealous  of  me,  or  I shan’t  be  able  to  help  you  as 
I want  to  do.  I’ll  give  you  hand  and  word  on 
it,  as  man  to  man,  there’s  no  thought  in  my 
heart  towards  her  that  you  mightn’t  see  this 
minute.  Do  you  believe  me  ?” 

“ Ees,  and  you’ll  forgie — ” 

“ There’s  nothing  to  forgive,  Hanw.  But 
now  you’ll  allo\y  your  case  isn’t  such  a bad  one. 
She  must  keep  a good  look-out  after  you,  to 
know  what  you  were  likely  to  be  about  to-day. 
And  if  she  didn’t  care  for  you  she  wouldn’t  have 
written  to  me.  That’s  good  sense,  I think.” 
Harry  assented,  and  then  Tom  went  into  a 
consideration  of  what  was  to  be  done,  and,  as 
usual,  fair  castles  began  to  rise  in  the  air. 
Harry  was  to  start  down  the  line  at  once  and 
take  work  on  the  railway.  In  a few  weeks  he 
would  be  captain  of  a gang,  and  then  what  Avas 
to  hinder  his  becoming  a contractor  and  making 
his  fortune,  and  buying  a farm  of  his  own  at 
Englebourn  ? To  all  which  Harry  listened  with 
open  ears,  till  they  got  off  the  heath  and  came 
upon  a small  hamlet  of  some  half-dozen  cottages 
scattered  along  the  road. 

“ There’s  a public  here,  I suppose,”  said  Tom, 
returning  to  the  damp  realities  of  life.  Harry 
indicated  the  humble  place  of  entertainment  for 
man  and  horse. 

“ That’s  all  right.  I hope  we  shall  find  my 
friend  here  and  they  W'ent  towards  the  light 
Avhich  was  shining  temptingly  through  the  lat- 
ticed window  of  the  road-side  inn. 


CHAPTER  XLI. 

THE  lieutenant’s  sentiments  and  problems. 

“ Stop  ! It  looks  so  bright  there  must  be 
something  going  on.  Surely  the  yeomanry  can 
never  have  come  on  here  already  ?” 

Tom  laid  his  hand  on  the  bridle,  and  they 
halted  on  the  road  opposite  the  public-house, 
which  lay  a little  back,  with  an  open  space  of 
ground  before  it.  The  sign-post,  and  a long 
water-trough  for  the  horses  of  guests  to  drink 
at,  were  pushed  forward  to  the  side  of  the  road 
to  intimate  the  whereabouts  of  the  house,  and 
the  hack  which  Harry  led  wms  already  drinking 
eagerly. 

“ Stay  here  for  a minute,  and  I'll  go  to  the 
window  and  see  what's  up  inside.  It’s  very  un- 
lucky, but  it  will  never  do  for  us  to  go  in  if  there 
are  any  people  there.” 

Tom  stole  softly  up  to  the  AvindoAv  out  of 
which  the  light  came.  A little  scrap  of  a cur- 
tain was  drawn  across  a portion  of  it,  but  he 
could  see  easily  into  the  room  on  either  side  of 
the  curtain.  The  first  glance  comforted  him, 
for  he  saw  at  once  that  there  was  only  one  per- 
son in  tbe  kitchen  ; but  who  and  tvhat  he  might 
bo  was  a puzzle.  The  only  thing  tvhich  W'as 
clear  at  a first  glance  was,  that  he  was  making 
himself  at  home. 

The  room  Avas  a moderate-sized  kitchen,  Avith 
a sanded  floor,  and  a large  fire-place ; a high 
Avooden  screen,  with  a narroAV  seat  in  front  of  it, 
ran  along  the  side  on  Avhich  the  door  from  the 
entrance-passage  opened.  In  the  middle  there 
Avas  a long,  rough  walnut  table,  on  which  stood 
a large  loaf,  some  cold  bacon  and  cheese,  and  a 
yelloAV  jug ; a fcAV  heavy  rush-bottomed  chairs 
and  a settle  composed  the  rest  of  the  furniture. 
On  the  Avail  Avere  a few  samplers,  a Avarming- 
pan,  and  shelves  Avith  some  common  delf  plates, 
and  cups  and  saucers.  But  though  the  furni- 
ture Avas  meagre  enough,  the  kitchen  had  a look 
of  Avondrous  comfort  for  a drenched  mortal 
outside.  Tom  felt  this  keenly,  and,  after  a 
glance  round,  fixed  his  attention  on  the  happy 
occupant,  Avith  the  vieAV  of  ascertaining  Avhether 
he  Avould  be  a safe  person  to  intrude  on  under 
the  circumstances.  He  Avas  seated  on  a Ioav 
three-cornered  oak  seat,  Avith  his  back  to  the 
AvindoAv,  steadying  a furze  fagot  on  the  fire  Avith 
the  poker.  The  fagot  blazed  and  crackled,  and 
roared  up  the  chimney,  sending  out  the  bright, 
flickering  light  Avhich  had  attracted  them,  and 
forming  a glorious  top  to  the  gloAving  clear  fire 
of  Avood  embers  beneath,  into  Avhich  Avas  insert- 
ed a long,  funnel-shaped  tin,  out  of  Avhich  the 
figure  helped  himself  to  some  Avarm  compound 
Avhen  he  had  settled  the  fagot  to  his  satisfaction. 
He  Avas  enveloped  as  to  his  shoulders  in  a heavy, 
dirty-Avhite  coat,  Avith  huge  cape  and  high  col- 
lar, Avhich  hid  the  back  of  bis  head,  such  as  Avas 
then  in  use  by  country  carriers  ; but  the  gar- 
ment Avas  much  too  short  for  him,  and  his  bare 
arms  came  out  a foot  beyond  the  end  of  the 
sleeA-es.  The  rest  of  his  costume  Avas  even  more 
eccentric,  being  nothing  more  nor  less  than  a 


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coarse  flannel  petticoat ; and  his  bare  feet  rest- 
ed on  the  mat  in  front  of  the  fire. 

Tom  felt  a sudden  doubt  as  to  his  sanity, 
which  doubt  was  apparently  shared  by  the  wid- 
ow woman,  who  kept  the  house,  and  her  maid- 
of-alUwork,  one  or  other  of  whom  might  be  seen 
constantly  keeping  an  eye  on  their  guest  from 
behind  the  end  of  the  wooden  screen.  How- 
ever, it  was  no  time  to  be  over-particular  ; they 
must  rest  before  going  farther,  and,  after  all,  it 
was  only  one  man.  So  Tom  thought,  and  was 
just  on  the  point  of  calling  Harry  to  come  on, 
when  the  figure  turned  round  towards  the  win- 
dow, and  the  face  of  the  lieutenant  disclosed  it- 
self between  the  high-peaked  gills  of  the  car- 
rier’s coat.  Tom  burst  out  into  a loud  laugh, 
and  called  out, 

“It’s  all  right,  come  along.” 

“ I’ll  just  look  to  the  bosses,  Master  Tom.” 

‘ ‘ Very  well,  and  then  come  into  the  kitchen 
saying  which,  he  hurried  into  the  house,  and  af- 
ter tumbling  against  the  maid-of-all-work  in  the 
passage,  emerged  from  behind  the  screen. 

“Well,  here  we  are  at  last,  old  fellow,”  he 
said,  slapping  East  on  the  shoulder. 

“ Oh,  it’s  you,  is  it  ? I thought  you  were  in 
the  lock-up  by  this  time.” 

East’s  costume,  as  he  sat  looking  up,  with  a 
hand  on  each  knee,  was  even  more  ridiculous  on 
a close  inspection,  and  Tom  roared  with  laugh- 
ter again. 

“ I don’t  see  the  joke,”  said  East,  without 
moving  a muscle. 

“You  would,  though,  if  you  could  see  your- 
self. You  wonderful  old  Guy,  where  did  you 
pick  up  that  toggery?” 

“The  late  lamented  husband  of  the  widow 
Higgs,  our  landlady,  was  the  owner  of  the  coat. 
He  also  bequeathed  to  her  several  pairs  of 
breeches,  which  I have  vainly  endeavored  to 
get  into.  The  late  lamented  Higgs  was  an 
abominably  small  man.  He  must  have  been 
very  much  her  worse  half.  So,  in  default  of 
other  clothing,  the  widow  has  kindly  obliged  me 
by  the  loan  of  one  of  her  own  garments.” 

“ Where  are  your  own  clothes  ?” 

“There,”  .said  East,  pointing  to  a clothes- 
horse,  which  Tom  had  not  hitherto  remarked, 
which  stood  well  into  the  chimney  - corner ; 
“and  they  are  dry,  too,”  he  went  on,  feeling 
tliem  ; “ at  least  the  flannel  shirt  and  trowsers 
are  ; so  I’ll  get  into  them  again.” 

“I  say,  ma’am,”  he  called  out,  addressing  the 
screen,  “I’m  going  to  change  my  things.  So 
you  had  better  not  look  in  just  now.  In  fact, 
we  can  call  now,  if  we  want  any  thing.” 

At  this  strong  hint  the  widow  Pliggs  was 
heard  bustling  away  behind  the  screen,  and  after 
her  departure  East  got  into  some  of  his  own 
clothes  again,  offering  the  cast-off  garments  of 
the  Higgs  family  to  Tom,  who,  however,  de- 
clined, contenting  himself  with  taking  off  his 
coat  and  waistcoat,  and  hanging  them  upon  the 
horse.  He  had  been  blown  comparatively  dry 
in  the  last  half-hour  of  his  walk. 

While  East  was  making  his  toilet,  Tom  turn- 
U 


ed  to  the  table,  and  made  an  assault  on  the 
bread  and  bacon,  and  then  poured  himself  out 
a glass  of  beer  and  began  to  drink  it,  but  was 
pulled  up  half-way,  and  put  it  down  with  a face 
all  drawn  up  into  puckers  by  its  sharpness. 

“I  thought  you  wouldn’t  appreciate  the  wid- 
ow’s tap,”  said  East,  watching  him  with  a grin. 
“Regular  whistle-belly  vengeance,  and  no  mis- 
take ! Here,  I don’t  mind  giving  you  some  of 
my  compound,  though  you  don’t  deserve  it.” 

So  Tom  drew  his  chair  to  the  fire,  and  smack- 
ed his  lips  over  the  the  long-necked  glass  which 
East  handed  to  him. 

“ Ah  ! that’s  not  bad  tipple  after  such  a duck- 
ing as  we’ve  had.  Dog’s-nose,  isn’t  it  ?” 

East  nodded. 

“Well,  old  fellow,  I say  you  are  the  best 
hand  I know  at  making  the  most  of  your  oppor- 
tunities. I don’t  know  of  any  one  else  who 
could  have  made  such  a good  brew  out  of  that 
stuff  and  a drop  of  gin.” 

East  was  not  to  be  mollified  by  any  such  com- 
pliment. 

“ Have  you  got  many  more  such  jobs  as  to- 
day’s on  hand  ? I should  think  they  must  inter- 
fere with  reading.” 

“ No.  But  I call  to-day’s  a real  good  job.” 
“Da  you?  I don’t  agree.  Of  course  it’s  a 
matter  of  taste.  I have  the  honor  of  holding 
Her  Majesty’s  commission  ; so  I may  be  preju- 
diced, perhaps.” 

“ What  difference  does  it  make  whose  com- 
mission you  hold  ? You  wouldn’t  hold  any 
commission,  I know,  which  would  bind  you  to 
be  a tyrant  and  oppress  the  weak  and  the  poor.” 
“ Humbug  about  your  oppressing?  Who  is 
the  tyrant,  I should  like  to  know — the  farmer,  or 
the  mob  that  destroys  his  property?  I don’t 
call  Swing’s  mob  the  weak  and  the  poor.” 
“That’s  all  very  well ; but  I should  like  to 
know  how  you’d  feel  if  you  had  no  work  and  a 
starving  family.  You  don’t  know  what  people 
have  to  suffer.  The  only  wonder  is  that  all  the 
country  isn’t  in  a blaze  ; and  it  will  be,  if  things 
last  as  they  are  much  longer.  It  must  be  a bad 
time  which  makes  such  men  as  Harry  Winburn 
into  rioters.” 

“I  don’t  know  any  thing  about  Harry  Win- 
burn.  But  I know  there’s  a good  deal  to  be  said 
on  the  yeomanry  side  of  the  question.” 

“Well,  now.  East,  just  consider  this — ” 

“ No,  I’m  not  in  the  humor  for  considering. 
I don’t  want  to  argue  with  you.” 

“Yes,  that’s  always  the  way.  You  won’t 
hear  what  a fellow’s  got  to  say,  and  then  set 
him  down  for  a mischievous  fool  because  he 
won’t  give  up  beliefs  founded  on  the  evidence 
of  his  own  eyes,  and  ears,  and  reason.” 

“ I don’t  quarrel  with  any  of  your  beliefs. 
You’ve  got  ’em — I haven’t — that’s  just  the  dif- 
ference between  us.  You’ve  got  some  sort  of 
faith  to  fall  back  upon,  in  equality,  and  brothei'- 
hood,  and  a lot  of  cursed  nonsense  of  that  kind. 
So,  I dare  say,  you  could  drop  down  into  a nav- 
igator, or  a shoe-black,  or  something  in  that  way 
to-morrow,  and  think  it  ]:leasant.  You  might 


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rather  enjoy  a trip  across  the  water  at  the  ex- 
pense of  your  country,  like  your  friend  the  con- 
vict here.” 

“ Don’t  talk  such  rot,  man.  In  the  first 
place,  he  isn’t  a convict — you  know  that  well 
enough.” 

“ He  is  just  out  of  prison,  at  any  rate.  How- 
ever, this  sort  of  thing  isn’t  my  line  of  country 
at  all.  So  the  next  time  you  want  to  do  a bit 
of  jail  delivery  on  your  own  hook,  don’t  ask  me 
to  help  you.” 

“ Well,  if  I had  known  all  that  was  going  to 
happen,  I wouldn’t  have  asked  you  to  come,  old 
fellow.  Come,  give  us  another  glass  of  your 
dog’s-nose,  and  no  more  of  your  sermon,  which 
isn’t  edifying.” 

The  lieutenant  filled  the  long-necked  glass 
which  Tom  held  out  with  the  creaming  mixture, 
which  he  was  nursing  in  the  funnel-shaped  tin. 
But  he  was  not  prepared  to  waive  his  right  to 
lecture,  and  so  continued,  while  Tom  sipped  his 
liquor  with  much  relish,  and  looked  comically 
across  at  his  old  school-fellow. 

“Some  fellows  have  a call  to  set  the  world 
right — I haven’t.  My  gracious  sovereign  pays 
me  seven-and-sixpence  a day ; for  which  sum  I 
undertake  to  be  shot  at  on  certain  occasions 
and  by  proper  persons,  and  I hope,  when  the 
time  comes,  I shall  take  it  as  well  as  another. 
But  that  doesn’t  include  turning  out  to  be  pot- 
ted at  like  a woodcock  on  your  confounded 
Berkshire  wilds  by  a turnip-headed  yeoman. 
It  isn’t  to  be  done  at  the  figure.” 

“ What  in  the  world  do  you  mean  ?” 

“I  mean  just  what  I say.” 

“ That  one  of  those  unspeakable  yeomanry 
has  been  shooting  at  you  ?” 

“ Just  so.” 

“ No,  you  don’t  really  mean  it  ? Wh-e-e-w ! 
Then  that  shot  we  heard  was  fired  at  you? 
’Pon  my  honor  I’m  very  sorry.” 

“Much  good  your  sorrow  would  have  done 
me  if  your  precious  countryman  had  held 
straight.” 

“Well,  what  can  I say  more.  East?  If 
there’s  any  thing  I can  do  to  show  you  that  I 
really  am  very  sorry  and  ashamed  at  having 
brought  you  into  such  a scrape,  only  tell  me 
what  it  is.” 

“I  don’t  suppose  your  word  would  go  for 
much  at  the  Horse  Guards,  or  I’d  ask  you  to 
give  me  a character  for  coolness  under  fire.” 

“ Come,  I see  you’re  joking  now,  old  fellow. 
Do  tell  us  how  it  happened.” 

“Well,  when  you  tuimed  off  across  the  com- 
mon I pulled  up  for  half  a minute,  and  then 
held  on  at  a steady  slow  trot.  If  I had  pushed 
on  ahead,  my  friends  behind  would  have  been 
just  as  likely  to  turn  after  you  as  after  me. 
Presently  I heard  Number  One  coming  tearing 
along  behind ; and  as  soon  as  he  got  from  be- 
tween the  banks,  he  saw  me,  and  came  straight 
after  me  down  the  road.  You  were  well  away 
to  the  left,  so  now  I just  clapped  on  a bit,  to 
lead  him  farther  away  from  the  right  scent,  and 
on  he  came,  whooping  and  hallooing  to  me  to 


pull  up.  I didn’t  see  why  I hadn’t  just  as  good 
a right  to  ride  along  the  road  at  my  own  pace 
as  he ; so  the  more  he  shouted,  the  more  I 
didn’t  stop.  But  the  beggar  had  the  legs  of 
me.  He  was  mounted  on  something  deuced 
like  a thoroughbred,  and  gained  on  me  hand- 
over-hand. At  last,  when  I judged  he  must  be 
about  twenty  yards  behind,  I thought  I might 
as  well  have  a look  at  him — so  I just  turned 
for  a moment,  and,  by  Jove  ! there  w^as  my  lord, 
lugging  a pistol  out  of  his  right  holster.  He 
shouted  again  to  me  to  stop.  I turned,  ducked 
my  head,  and  the  next  moment  he  pulled  trig- 
ger, and  missed  me.” 

“ And  what  happened  then  ?”  said  Tom,  draw- 
ing a long  breath. 

“Why,  I flatter  myself  I showed  considerable 
generalship.  If  I had  given  him  time  to  get  at 
his  other  pistol,  or  his  toasting-fork,  it  was  all 
up.  I dived  into  my  pocket,  where  by  good 
luck  there  was  some  loose  pow'der,  and  copper 
caps,  and  a snuff-box  ; upset  the  snuff,  grabbed 
a handful  of  the  mixture,  and  pulled  hard  at  my 
horse.  Next  moment  he  was  by  my  side,  lift- 
ing his  pistol  to  knock  me  over.  So  I gave  him 
the  mixture  right  in  his  face,  and  let  him  go  by. 
Up  went  both  his  hands,  and  away  went  he  and 
his  horse,  somewhere  over  the  common  out  of 
sight.  I just  turned  round  and  walked  quietly 
back.  I didn’t  see  the  fun  of  accepting  any 
more  attacks  in  rear.  Then  up  rides  Number 
Two,  a broad-faced  young  farmer  on  a big  gray 
horse,  blowing  like  a grampus.  He  pulled  up 
short  when  we  met,  and  stared,  and  I walked 
past  him.  You  never  saw  a fellow  look  more 
puzzled ; I had  regularly  stale-mated  him. 
However,  he  took  heart,  and  shouted,  ‘ Had  I 
met  the  Captain  ?’  I said,  ‘ A gentleman  had 
ridden  by  on  a bright  bay.’  ‘ That  was  he ; 
which  way  had  he  gone  ?’  So  I pointed  gener- 
ally over  the  common,  and  Number  Two  de- 
parted; and  then  down  came  the  storm,  and  I 
turned  again,  and  came  on  here.” 

“The  Captain  ! It  must  have  been  Wurley, 
then,  who  fired  at  you.” 

“I  don’t  know  who  it  was.  I only  hope  he 
won’t  be  blinded.” 

“It’s  a strange  business  altogether,”  said 
Tom,  looking  into  the  fire  ; “I  scarcely  know 
what  to  think  of  it.  We  should  never  have 
pulled  through  but  for  you,  that’s  certain.” 

“I  know  what  to  think  of  it  well  enough,” 
said  East.  “But  now  let’s  hear  what  happen- 
ed to  you.  They  didn’t  catch  you,  of  course  ?” 
“ No,  but  it  was  touch  and  go.  I thought  it 
was  all  up  at  one  time,  for  Harry  would  turn 
right  across  their  line.  But  he  knew  what  he 
was  about ; there  was  a bog  between  us,  and 
they  came  on  right  into  it,  and  we  left  them 
floundering.” 

“The  convict  seems  to  have  his  head  about 
him,  then.  Where  is  he,  by-the-way?  I’m, 
curious  to  have  a look  at  him.” 

“Looking  after  the  horses.  I’ll  call  him  in. 
He  ought  to  have  something  to  drink.” 

Tom  went  to  the  door  and  called  Harry,  who 


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came  out  from  the  rough  shed  which  served  as 
a stable,  in  his  shirt,  with  a wisp  of  hay  in  his 
hand.  He  had  stripped  off  coat,  and  waistcoat, 
and  braces,  and  had  been  warming  himself  by 
giving  tlie  horses  a good  dressing. 

“Why,  Harry,  you  haven’t  had  any  thing,” 
said  Tom ; “come  across,  and  have  a glass  of 
something  hot.” 

Harry  followed  into  the  kitchen,  and  stood 
by  the  end  of  the  screen,  looking  rather  uncom- 
fortable, while  Tom  poured  him  out  a glass  of 
the  hot  mixture,  and  the  lieutenant  looked  him 
over  with  keen  eyes. 

“ There,  take  that  off.  How  are  the  horses  ?” 
“ Pretty  fresh.  Master  Tom.  But  they’d  be 
the  better  of  a bran  mash,  or  somethin’  cumfa- 
ble.  Pve  spoke  to  the  missus  about  it,  and  ’tis 
ready  to  put  on  the  fire.” 

“That’s  right,  then.  Let  them  have  it  as 
quick  as  you  can.” 

“Then  I med  fetch  it  and  warm  it  up  here, 
sir  ?”  said  Harry. 

“ To  be  sure  ; the  sooner  the  better.” 

Harry  took  off  his  glass,  making  a shy  sort 
of  duck  with  his  head,  accompanied  by  “Your 
health,  sir,”  to  each  of  his  entertainers,  and  then 
disappeared  into  the  back-kitchen,  returned  with 
the  mash,  which  he  put  on  the  fire,  and  went 
off  to  the  stable  again. 

“ What  do  you  think  of  him  ?”  said  Tom. 

“ I like  to  see  a fellow  let  his  braces  down 
when  he  goes  to  work,”  said  East. 

“It’s  not  every  fellow  who  would  be  strap- 
ping away  at  those  horses,  instead  of  making 
himself  at  home  in  the  back-kitchen.” 

“ No,  it  isn’t,”  said  East. 

“ Don’t  you  like  his  looks  now  ?” 

“ He’s  not  a bad  sort,  your  convict.” 

“ I say,  I wish  you  wouldn’t  call  him  names.” 
“ Very  good  ; your  unfortunate  friend,  then. 
What  are  you  going  to  do  with  him  ?” 

“That’s  just  what  I’ve  been  puzzling  about 
all  the  way  here  : what  do  you  think  ?”  And 
then  they  drew  to  the  fire  again  and  began  to 
talk  over  Harry’s  prospects.  In  some  ten  min- 
utes he  returned  to  the  kitchen  for'  the  mash, 
and  this  time  drew  a complimentary  remark 
from  the  lieutenant. 

Harry  was  passionately  fond  of  animals,  and 
especially  of  horses,  and  they  found  it  out  quick- 
ly enough,  as  they  always  do.  The  two  hacks 
were  by  this  time  almost  fresh  again,  with  dry 
coats,  and  feet  M^ell  washed  and  cleansed  ; and, 
while  working  at  them,  Harry  had  been  think- 
ing over  all  he  had  heard  that  evening,  and 
what  with  the  work  and  what  with  his  thoughts, 
found  himself  getting  more  hopeful  every  min- 
ute. No  one  who  had  seen  his  face  an  hour 
before  on  the  heath  would  have  believed  it  was 
the  same  man  who  was  now  patting  and  fond- 
ling the  two  hacks  as  they  disposed  of  the  mash 
he  had  pi’epared  for  them.  He  leaned  back 
against  the  manger,  rubbing  the  ears  of  Tom’s 
hack — the  one  which  had  carried  double  so  well 
in  their  first  flight — gently  with  his  two  hands, 
while  the  delighted  beast  bent  down  its  head 


and  pressed  it  against  him,  and  stretched  its 
neck,  expressing  in  all  manner  of  silent  ways  its 
equine  astonishment  and  satisfaction.  By  the 
light  of  a single  dip  Harry’s  face  grew  shorter 
and  shorter,  until  at  last  a quiet  humorous  look 
began  to  creep  back  into  it. 

As  we  have  already  taken  the  liberty  of  ])ut- 
ting  the  thoughts  of  his  betters  into  words,  we 
must  now  do  so  for  him ; and,  if  he  had  express- 
ed his  thoughts  in  his  own  vernacular  as  he 
rubbed  the  hack’s  ears  in  the  stable,  his  speech 
would  have  been  much  as  follows : 

“How  dims  it  as  I be  all  changed  like,  as 
tho’  sum  un  had  tuk  and  rubbed  all  the  down- 
heartedness out  o’  me  ? Here  I be,  two  days  out 
o’  jail,  wi’  nothin’  in  the  world  but  the  things  I 
stands  in — for  in  course  I med  just  give  up  the 
bits  o’  things  as  is  left  at  Daddy  Collins’s — and 
they  all  draggled  wi’  the  wet — and  I med  be  tuk 
in  the  mornin’  and  sent  across  the  water — and 
yet  I feels  sumhow  as  peert  as  a yukkel.  So 
fur  as  I can  see,  ’tis  jest  nothin’  but  talkin’  wi’ 
our  Master  Tom.  What  a fine  thing  ’tis  to  be 
a schollard.  And  yet  seemin’ly  ’tis  nothin’ but 
talk,  arter  all’s  said  and  done.  But  ’tis  alius 
the  same  ; whenever  I gets  talkin’  wi’  he,  it  ail 
dims  out  as  smooth  as  crame.  Fust  time  as 
ever  I seen  him  since  we  wur  bwys  he  talked 
just  as  a do  now;  and  then  my  poor  mother 
died.  Then  he  cum  in  arter  the  funeral  and 
talked  me  up  agen,  till  I thought  as  I wur  to 
hev  our  cottage  and  all  the  land  as  I could  do 
good  by.  But  our  cottage  wur  took  away,  and 
my  ’lotment  besides.  Then  cum  last  summer, 
and  ’twur  just  the  same  agen  arter  his  talk,  but 
I got  dree  months  auver  that  job.  And  now 
here  I be  wi’  un  agen,  a runnin’  from  the  con- 
stable, and  like  to  be  tuk  up  and  transpworted, 
and  ’tis  just  the  same — and  I s’pose  ’twill  be 
just  the  same  if  ever  I gets  back,  and  sees  un, 
and  talks  wi’  un,  if  I be  gwine  to  be  hung.  ’Tis 
a wunnerful  think  to  be  a schollard,  to  be  able 
to  make  things  look  all  straight  wh.en  they  be 
ever  so  akkerd  and  unked.” 

And  then  Harry  left  off  rubbing  the  horse’s 
ears ; and,  pulling  the  damp  piece  of  paper  which 
Tom  had  given  him  out  of  his  breeches’  pock- 
et, proceeded  to  flatten  it  out  tenderly  on  tlie 
palm  of  his  hand,  and  read  it  by  the  light  of  the 
dip,  when  the  landlady  came  to  inform  him 
that  the  gentlefolk  wanted  him  in  the  kitchen. 
So  he  folded  his  treasure  up  again,  and  went 
off  to  the  kitchen.  He  found  Tom  standing 
with  his  back  to  the  fire,  while  the  lieutenant 
was  sitting  at  the  table  writing  on  a scrap  of 
paper  which  the  landlady  had  produced  after 
much  hunting  over  of  drawers.  Tom  began, 
with  some  little  hesitation  ; 

“ Oh,  Harry,  I’ve  been  talking  your  matters 
over  with  my  friend  here,  and  I’ve  changed  my 
mind.  It  won’t  do,  after  all,  for  you  to  stay 
about  at  railway  work,  or  any  thing  of  that  sort. 
You  see  you  wouldn’t  be  safe.  They’d  be  sure 
to  trace  you,  and  you’d  get  into  trouble  about 
this  day’s  work.  And  then,  after  all,  it’s  a very 
poor  opening  for  a young  fellow  like  you.  Now 


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why  shouldn’t  you  enlist  into  Mr.  East’s  regi- 
ment? You’ll  be  in  his  company,  and  it’s  a 
splendid  profession.  What  do  you  say  now  ?” 
East  looked  up  at  poor  Harry,  who  was  quite 
taken  aback  at  this  change  in  his  prospects,  and 
could  only  mutter  that  he  had  never  turned  his 
mind  to  “ sodgerin.” 

“It’s  just  the  thing  for  you,”  Tom  went  on. 
“You  can  write  and  keep  accounts,  and  you’ll 
get  on  famously.  Ask  Mr.  East  if  you  Avon’t. 
And  don’t  you  fear  about  matters  at  home. 
You’ll  see  that’ll  all  come  right.  I’ll  pledge 
you  my  word  it  will,  and  I’ll  take  care  that  you 
shall  hear  every  thing  that  goes  on  there  ; and, 
depend  upon  it,  it’s  your  best  chance.  You’ll 
be  back  at  Englebourn  as  a sergeant  in  no  time, 
and  be  able  to  snap  your  fingers  at  them  all. 
You’ll  come  with  us  to  Steventon  station,  and 
take  the  night  train  to  London,  and  then  in  the 
morning  go  to  Whitehall,  and  find  Mr.  East’s 
sergeant.  He’ll  give  you  a note  to  him,  and 
they’ll  send  you  on  to  Chatham,  where  the  regi- 
ment is.  You  think  it’s  the  best  thing  for  him, 
don’t  you  ?”  said  Tom,  turning  to  East. 

“ Yes ; I think  you’ll  do  very  well  if  yon  only 
keep  steady.  Here’s  a note  to  the  sergeant,  and 
I shall  be  back  at  Chatham  in  a day  or  two  my- 
self.” 

Harry  took  the  note  mechanically;  he  Avas 
quite  unable  yet  to  make  any  resistance. 

“ And  noAV  get  something  to  eat  as  quick  as 
you  can,  for  Ave  ought  to  be  off.  The  horses 
are  all  right,  I suppose  ?” 

“Yes,  Master  Toro,”  said  Harry,  Avith  an 
appealing  look. 

“ Where  are  your  coat  and  Avaistcoat,  Harry  ?” 
“They  be  in  the  stable,  sir.” 

“ In  the  stable  ! Why  they’re  all  Avet,  then, 
still  ?” 

“ Oh,  ’tis  no  odds  about  that.  Master  Tom.” 
“ No  odds ! Get  them  in  directly,  and  put 
them  to  dry  here.” 

So  Harry  Winburn  went  off  to  the  stable  to 
fetch  his  clothes. 

“He’s  a fine  fellow,”  said  East,  getting  up 
and  coming  to  the  fire  ; “I’ve  taken  a fancy  to 
him,  but  he  doesn’t  fancy  enlisting.” 

“ Poor  felloAV  ! he  has  to  leave  his  SAveetheart. 
It’s  a sad  business,  but  it’s  the  best  thing  for 
him,  and  you’ll  see  he’ll  go.” 

Tom  Avas  right.  Poor  Harry  came  in  and 
dried  his  clothes,  and  got  his  supper ; and  while 
he  AA^as  eating  it,  and  all  along  the  road  after- 
Avards,  till  they  reached  the  station  at  about 
elcA^en  o’clock,  pleaded  in  his  plain  Avay  Avith 
Tom  against  leaving  his  OAvn  country-side. 
And  East  listened  silently,  and  liked  him  bet- 
ter and  better. 

Tom  argued  Avith  him  gently,  and  turned  the 
matter  round  on  all  sides,  putting  the  most 
hopeful  face  upon  it;  and,  in  the  end,  talked 
first  himself,  and  then  Harry,  into  the  belief 
that  it  Avas  the  very  best  thing  tliat  could  have 
happened  to  him,  and  more  likely  than  any 
other  course  of  action  to  bring  CA’cry  tiling  right 
between  him  and  all  folk  at  Englebourn. 


So  Harry  got  into  the  train  at  Steventon  in 
pretty  good  heart,  Avith  his  fare  paid,  and  half 
a sovereign  in  his  pocket,  more  and  more  im- 
pressed in  his  mind  with  what  aAvonderful  thing 
it  was  to  be  “a  schollard.” 

The  tAvo  friends  rode  back  to  Oxford  at  a 
good  pace.  They  had  both  of  them  quite 
enough  to  think  about,  and  were  not  in  the 
humor  for  talk,  had  place  and  time  served,  so 
that  scarce  a Avord  passed  between  them  till  thev 
had  left  their  horses  at  the  livery-stables,  and 
were  walking  through  the  silent  streets,  a feAv 
minutes  before  midnight.  Then  East  broke 
silence. 

“ I can’t  make  out  hoAv  you  do  it.  I’d  give 
half  a year’s  pay  to  get  the  Avay  of  it.” 

“The  Avay  of  Avhat?  What  are  you  talking 
about?” 

“Why,  your  AA-ay  of  shutting  your  eyes,  and 
going  in  blind.” 

“Well,  that’s  a queer  Avish  for  a fighting 
man,”  said  Tom,  laughing.  “We  ahvays 
thought  a rusher  no  good  at  school,  and  that 
the  thing  to  learn  Avas  to  go  in  Avith  your  OAvn 
eyes  open,  and  shut  up  other  people’s.” 

“ Ah  ! but  Ave  hadn’t  cut  our  eye-teeth  then. 

I look  at  these  things  from  a professional  point 
of  A'icAV.  My  business  is  to  get  fellows  to  shuti^ 
their  eyes  tight,  and  I begin  to  think  you  can’t 
do  it  as  it  should  be  done  Avithout  shutting  your 
own  first.” 

“I  don’t  take.” 

“ Why,  look  at  the  way  you  talked  your  con- 
vict— I beg  your  pardon  — your  unfortunate 
friend — into  enlisting  to-night.  You  talked  as 
if  you  believed  CA’ery  word  you  Avere  saying  to 
him.” 

“So  I did.” 

“Well,  I should  like  to  haA'e  you  for  a re- 
cruiting-sergeant, if  you  could  only  drop  that 
radical  bosh.  If  I had  had  to  do  it,  instead  of 
enlisting,  he  Avould  have  gone  straight  off  and 
hung  himself  in  the  stable.” 

“I’m  glad  you  didn’t  try  your  hand  at  it, 
then.” 

“ Look  again  at  me.  Do  you  think  any  one 
but  such  a — Avell,  I don’t  Avant  to  say  any  thing 
uncivil  — a headlong  dog  like  you  could  liaA'c 
got  me  into  such  a business  as  to-day’s?  Now 
I wan’t  to  be  able  to  get  other  felloAvs  to  make 
just  such  fools  of  themselves  as  I’Am  made  of 
myself  to-day.  Hoav  do  you  do  it  ?” 

“I  don’t  knew,  unless  it  is  that  I can’t  help 
always  looking  at  the  best  side  of  things,  my- 
self, and  so — ” 

“ Most  things  haA'en’t  got  a best  side.” 

“ Well,  at  the  pretty  good  side,  then.” 

“Nor  a pretty  good  one.” 

“ If  they  haA'en’t  got  a pretty  good  one,  it  don’t 
matter  hoAV  you  look  at  them,  I should  think.” 
“No,  I don’t  believe  it  does — much.  Still, 

I should  like  to  be  able  to  make  a fool  of  my- 
self, too,  Avhen  I Avant — Avith  the  view  of  getting 
others  to  do  ditto,  of  course.” 

‘ ‘ I Avish  I could  help  you,  old  felloAV  ; but  I 
don’t  sec  my  Avay  to  it.” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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“I  shall  talk  to  our  regimental  doctor  about 
it,  and  get  put  through  a course  of  fool’s-diet 
before  we  start  for  India.” 

“Flap-doodle,  they  call  it,  what  fools  arc  fed 
on.  But  it’s  odd  that  you  should  have  broken 
out  in  this  place,  when  all  the  way  home  I’ve 
been  doing  nothing  but  envying  you  your  spe- 
cial talent.” 

“What’s  that  ?” 

“Just  the  opposite  one — the  art  of  falling 
on  your  feet.  I should  like  to  exchange  with 
you.” 

“You’d  make  a precious  bad  bargain  of  it, 
then.” 

“There’s  twelve  striking.  I must  knock  in. 
Good-night.  You’ll  be  round  to  breakfast  at 
nine.” 

“All  right.  I believe  in  your  breakfasts, 
rather,”  said  East,  as  they  shook  hands  at  the 
gate  of  St.  Ambrose,  into  which  Tom  disap- 
peared, while  the  lieutenant  strolled  back  to 
the  Mitre. 


CHAPTER  XLII. 

THIRD  YEAR. 

East  returned  to  his  regiment  in  a few  days, 
and  at  the  end  of  the  month  the  gallant  101st 
embarked  for  India.  Tom  wrote  several  let- 
ters to  the  lieutenant,  inclosing  notes  to  Harry, 
with  gleanings  of  news  from  Englebourn,  where 
his  escape  on  the  night  of  the  riot  had  been  a 
nine-days’  wonder ; and,  now  that  he  was  fair- 
ly “ ’listed”  and  out  of  the  way,  public  opinion 
was  beginning  to  turn  in  his  favor.  In  due 
course  a letter  arrived  from  the  lieutenant, 
dated  Cape  Town,  giving  a prosperous  account 
of  the  voyage  so  far.  East  did  not  say  m.uch 
about  “your  convict,”  as  he  still  insisted  on 
calling  Harry  ; but  the  little  he  did  say  was 
very  satisfactory,  and  Tom  sent  off  this  part  of 
the  letter  to  Katie,  to  whom  he  had  confided 
the  whole  story,  entreating  her  to  make  the 
best  use  of  it  in  the  interests  of  the  young  sol- 
dier. And,  after  this  out-of-the-way  beginning, 
he  settled  down  into  the  usual  routine  of  his 
Oxford  life. 

The  change  in  his  opinions  and  objects  of 
interest  brought  him  now  into  more  intimate 
relations  with  a set  of  whom  he  had  as  yet  seen 
little.  For  want  of  a better  name,  we  may  call 
them  “the  party  of  progress.”  At  their  par- 
ties, instead  of  practical  jokes,  and  boisterous 
mirth,  and  talk  of  boats,  and  bats,  and  guns, 
and  horses,  the  highest  and  deepest  questions 
of  morals,  and  politics,  and  metaphysics,  were 
discussed,  and  discussed  with  a freshness  and 
enthusiasm  which  is  apt  to  wear  off  v/hen  doing 
has  to  take  the  place  of  talking,  but  has  a 
strange  charm  of  its  own  while  it  lasts,  and  is’ 
looked  back  to  with  loving  regret  by  those  for 
whom  it  is  no  longer  a possibility. 

With  this  set  Tom  soon  fraternized,  and 
drank  in  many  new  ideas,  and  took  to  himself 
also  many  new  crotchets  besides  those  with 


which  he  was  already  weighted.  Almost  all 
his  new  acquaintance  wqi-e  Liberal  in  politics, 
but  a few  only  were  ready  to  go  all  lengths  with 
him.  They  wore  all  Union  men,  and  Tom,  of 
course,  followed  the  fashion,  and  soon  pro- 
pounded theories  in  that  institution  which 
gained  him  the  name  of  Chartist  Brown. 

Thei’e  was,  a strong  mixture  of  self-conccit  in 
it  all.  He  had  a kind  of  idea  that  he  had  dis- 
covered something  which  it  was  creditable  to 
have  discovered,  and  that  it  was  a very  fine 
thing  to  have  all  these  feelings  for,  and  sympa- 
thies with,  “ the  masses,”  and  to  believe  in  de- 
mocracy, and  “glorious  humanity,”  and  “a 
good  time  coming,”  and  I know  not  what  oth- 
er big  matters.  And  although  it  startled  and 
pained  him  at  first  to  hear  himself  called  ugly 
names,  which  he  had  hated  and  despised  from 
his  youth  up,  and  to  know  that  many  of  his  old 
acquaintance  looked  upon  him,  not  simply  as  a 
madman,  but  as  a madman  with  snobbish  pro- 
clivities ; yet,  when  the  first  plunge  was  over, 
there  -was  a good  deal,  on  the  other  hand,  which 
tickled  his  vanity,  and  was  far  from  being  un- 
pleasant. 

To  do  him  justice,  however,  the  disagreeables 
were  such  that,  had  there  not  been  some  genu- 
ine belief  at  the  bottom,  he  would  certainly  have 
been  headed  back  very  speedily  into  the  fold  of 
political  and  social  orthodoxy.  As  it  was, 
amidst  the  cloud  of  sophisms,  and  platitudes, 
and  big  one-sided  ideas  half-mastered,  which 
filled  his  thoughts  and  overflowed  in  his  talk, 
there  was  growing  in  him  and  taking  firmer 
hold  on  him  daily  a true  and  broad  sympathy 
for  men  as  men,  and  especially  for  poor  men  as 
poor  men,  and  a righteous  and  burning  hatred 
against  all  laws,  customs,  or  notions  which,  ac- 
cording to  his  light,  either  were  or  seemed  to  be 
setting  aside,  or  putting  any  thing  else  in  the 
place  of,  or  above  the  man.  It  was  with  him 
the  natural  outgrowth  of  the  child’s  and  boy^'s 
training  (though  his  father  would  have  been 
much  astonished  to  be  told  so),  and  the  instincts 
of  those  early  days  were  now  getting  rapidly  set 
into  habits  and  faiths,  and  becoming  a part  of 
himself. 

• In  this  stage  of  his  life,  as  in  so  many  former 
ones,  Tom  got  great  help  from  his  intercourse 
with  Hard}',  now  the  rising  tutor  of  the  college. 
Hardy  was  travelling  much  the  same  road  him- 
self as  our  hero,  but  was  somewhat  farther  on, 
and  had  come  into  it  from  a different  country 
and  through  quite  other  obstacles.  Their  early 
lives  had  been  so  different;  and,  both  by  nature 
and  from  long  and  severe  self-restraint  and 
discipline,  Flardy  was  much  the  less  impetuous 
and  demonstrative  of  the  two.  He  did  not 
rush  out,  therefore  (as  Tom  was  too  much  in- 
clined to  do),  the  moment  he  had  seized  hold 
of  the  end  of  a new  idea  -which  he  felt  to  be 
good  for  him  and  what  he  wanted,  and  brandish 
it  in  the  face  of  all  comers,  and  think  himself  a 
traitor  to  the  truth  if  he  wasn’t  trying  to  make 
every  body  he  met  with  eat  it.  Hardy,  on  the 
contrary,  would  test  his  new  idea,  and  turn  it 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


over,  and  prove  it  as  far  as  he  could,  and  try  to 
get  hold  of  the  whole  <of  it,  and  ruthlessly  strip 
off  any  tinsel  or  rose-pink  sentiment  with  which 
it  might  happen  to  be  mixed  up. 

Often  and  often  did  Tom  suffer  under  this 
severe  method,  and  rebel  against  it,  and  accuse 
his  friend,  both  to  his  face  and  in  his  own  secret 
thoughts,  of  coldness,  and  want  of  faith,  and  all 
manner  of  other  sins  of  omission  and  commis- 
sion. In  the  end,  however,  he  generally  came 
round,  with  more  or  less  of  rebellion,  according 
to  the  severity  of  the  treatment,  and  acknowl- 
edge that,  when  Hardy  brought  him  down  from 
riding  the  high  hoi'se,  it  was  not  Avithout  good 
reason,  and  that  the  dust  in  which  he  was 
rolled  was  always  most  wholesome  dust. 

For  instance,  there  was  no  phrase  more  fre- 
quently in  the  mouths  of  the  party  of  progress 
than  “the  good  cause.”  It  was  a fine  big- 
sounding phrase,  which  could  be  used  with 
great  effect  in  perorations  of  speeches  at  the 
Union,  and  was  sufficiently  indefinitb  to  be 
easily  defended  from  ordinary  attacks,  while  it 
saved  him  who  used  it  the  trouble  of  ascertain- 
ing accurately  for  himself  or  settling  for  his 
hearers  what  it  really  did  mean.  But,  however 
satisfactory  it  might  be  before  piromiscuous  au- 
diences, and  so  long  as  vehement  assertion  or 
declaration  was  all  that  W'as  required  to  uphold 
it,  this  same  “good  cause”  was  liable  to  come 
to  much  grief  w'hen  it  had  to  get  itself  defined. 
Hardy  Avas  particularly  given  to  persecution  on 
this  subject,  Avhen  he  could  get  Tom,  and  per- 
haps one  or  two  others,  in  a quiet  room  by 
themseh^es.  While  professing  the  utmost  sym- 
pathy for  “ the  good  cause,”  and  a hope  as 
strong  as  theirs  that  all  its  enemies  might  find 
themselves  suspended  to  lamp-posts  as  soon  as 
jrossible,  he  Avould  pursue  it  into  corners  from 
Avhich  escape  Avas  most  difficult,  asking  it  and 
its  supporters  Avhat  it  exactly  Avas,  and  driving 
them  from  one  cloud-land  to  another,  and  from 
“the  good  cause”  to  the  “people’s  cause,” 
“the  cause  of  labor,”  and  other  like  trouble- 
some definitions,  until  the  great  idea  seemed  to 
have  no  shape  or  existence  any  longer  even  in 
their  own  brains. 

But  Hardy’s  persecution,  proAmking  as  it  Avas 
for  the  time,  never  went  to  the  undermining  of 
any  real  conviction  in  the  minds  of  his  juniors, 
or  the  shaking  of  anything  Avhich  did  not  need 
shaking,  but  only  helped  them  to  clear  their 
ideas  and  brains  as  to  Avhat  they  Avere  talking 
and  thinking  about,  and  gave  them  glimpses — 
soon  clouded  OA'er  again,  but  most  useful,  neA'- 
crtheless — of  the  truth  that  there  Avere  a good 
many  knotty  questions  to  be  solved  before  a 
man  could  be  quite  sure  that  he  had  found  out 
the  Avay  to  set  the  world  thoroughly  to  rights, 
and  heal  all  the  ills  that  flesh  is  heir  to. 

Hardy  treated  another  of  his  friend’s  most 
favorite  notions  even  Avith  less  respect  than  this 
one  of  “ the  good  cause.”  Democracy,  that 
“universal  democracy”  which  their  favorite 
author  had  recently  declared  to  bo  “ an  inevi- 
table fact  of  the  days  in  Avhich  avc  IIa-c,”  Avas 


perhaps,  on  the  Avhole,  the  pet  idea  of  the  small 
section  of  liberal  young  Oxford  with  Avhom  Tom 
Avas  noAv  hand  and  glove.  They  lost  no  op- 
portunity of  Avorshipping  it  and  doing  battle  for 
it ; and,  indeed,  did  most  of  them  very  truly 
believe  that  that  state  of  the  Avorld  Avhich  this 
universal  democracy  Avas  to  bring  about,  and 
Avhich  Avas  coming  no  man  could  say  hoAV  soon, 
was  to  be,  in  fact,  that  age  of  peace  and  good- 
will Avhich  men  had  dreamed  of  in  all  times, 
Avhen  the  lion  should  lie  down  Avith  the  kid,  and 
nation  should  not  vex  nation  any  more. 

After  hearing  something  to  this  effect  from 
Tom  on  several  occasions.  Hardy  cunningly 
lured  him  to  his  rooms  on  the  pretense  of  talk- 
ing over  the  prospects  of  the  boat-club,  and  then, 
having  seated  him  by  the  fire,  Avhich  he  himself 
proceeded  to  assault  gently  Avith  the  poker,  pro- 
pounded suddenly  to  him  the  question, 

“ BroAvn,  I should  like  to  knoAV  what  you 
mean  by  ‘ democracy  ?’  ” 

Tom  at  once  saAv  the  trap  into  which  he  had 
fallen,  and  made  several  efforts  to  break  away, 
but  unsuccessfully  ; and,  being  seated  to  a cup 
of  tea  and  alloAved  to  smoke,  was  then  and  there 
grieA’ously  oppressed,  and  mangled,  and  sat 
upon,  by  his  oldest  and  best  friend.  He  took  his 
ground  carefully,  and  propounded  only  Avhat  he 
felt  sure  that  Hardy  himself  Avould  at  once  ac- 
cept— Avhat  no  man  of  any  Avorth  could  pos- 
sibly take  exception  to.  “He  meant  much 
more,”  he  said,  “ than  this  ; but  for  the  present 
purpose  it  Avould  be  enough  for  him  to  say  that, 
Avhatever  else  it  might  mean,  democracy  in  his 
mouth  alAvays  meant  that  every  man  should  have 
a share  in  the  gOA^ernment  of  his  country.” 
Hardy,  seeming  to  acquiesce,  and  making  a 
sudden  change  in  the  subject  of  their  talk,  de- 
coyed his  innocent  guest  aAvay  from  the  thought 
of  democracy  for  a fcAV  minutes,  by  holding  up 
to  him  the  flag  of  hero-Avorship,  in  which  wor- 
ship Tom  was,  of  course,  a sedulous  belicA'er. 
Then,  having  involved  him  in  most  difficult 
country,  his  persecutor  opened  fire  upon  him 
from  masked  batteries  of  the  most  deadly  kind, 
the  guns  being  all  from  tlie  armory  of  his  oavu 
prophets. 

“You  long  for  the  rule  of  the  ablest  man 
everyAvhere,  at  all  times  ? To  find  your  ablest 
man,  and  then  gi\m  him  power  and  obey  him 
— that  you  hold  to  be  about  the  highest  act  of 
Avisdom  Avhich  a nation  can  be  capable  of?” 
“Yes;  and  you  know  you  believe  that  too. 
Hardy,  just  as  firmly  as  I do.” 

“ I hope  so.  But,  then,  hoAv  about  our  uni- 
versal democracy,  and  every  man  having  a share 
in  the  government  of  his  country  ?” 

Tom  felt  that  his  flank  was  turned  ; in  fact, 
the  contrast  of  his  tAVO  beliefs  had  never  struck 
him  vividly  before,  and  he  AA^as  consequently 
much  confused.  But  Hardy  AA'ent  on  tapping  a 
big  coal  gently  AAuth  the  poker,  and  gaA'e  him 
time  to  recoAmr  himself  and  collect  his  thoughts. 

‘ ‘ I don’t  mean,  of  course,  that  every  man  is 
to  have  an  actual  share  in  the  government,”  he 
said,  at  last. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“But  every  man  is  somehow  to  have  a share  ; 
and  if  not  an  actual  one,  I can’t  sec  what  the 
proposition  comes  to.” 

“I  call  it  having  a share  in  the  government 
when  a man  has  share  in  saying  who  shall  gov- 
ern him.” 

“ Well,  you’ll  own  that’s  a very  different 
thing.  But  let’s  see ; will  that  find  our  wisest 
governor  for  us — letting  all  the  foolishest  men 
in  the  nation  have  a say  as  to  who  he  is  to 
he?” 

“ Come  now.  Hardy,  I’ve  heard  you  say  that 
you  are  for  manhood  suffrage.” 

“That’s  another  question  ; you  let  in  anoth- 
er idea  there.  At  present  we  are  considering 
whether  the  rox/jojow/iisthebest  test  for  finding 
your  best  man.  I’m  afraid  all  history  is  against 
you.” 

“That’s  a good  joke.  Now  there  I defy 
you.  Hardy.” 

“Begin  at  the  beginning,  then,  and  let  us 
see.” 

“I  suppose  you’ll  say,  then,  that  the  Egyp- 
tian and  Babylonian  empires  were  better  than 
the  little  Jewish  republic.” 

“Republic ! well,  let  that  pass.  But  I never 
heard  that  the  Jews  elected  Moses,  or  any  of 
the  judges.” 

“Well,  never  mind  the  Jews;  they’re  an  ex- 
ceptional case:  you  can’t  argue  from  them.” 

“ I don’t  admit  that.  I believe  just  the  con- 
trary. But  go  on.” 

“Well,  then, what  do  you  say  to  the  glorious 
Greek  republics,  with  Athens  at  the  head  of 
thorn  ?” 

“I  say  that  no  nation  ever  treated  their  best 
men  so  badly.  T see  I must  put  on  a lecture  in 
Aristophanes  for  your  special  benefit.  Vain, 
irritable,  shallow,  suspicious  oldDemus,  with  his 
two  oboli  in  his  cheek,  and  doubting  only  be- 
tween Cleon  and  the  sausage-seller,  which  he 
shall  choose  for  his  wisest  man — not  to  govern, 
but  to  serve  his  whims  and  caprices.  You 
must  call  another  witness,  I think.” 

“But  that’s  a caricature.” 

“ Take  the  picture,  then,  out  of  Thucydides, 
Plato,  Xenophon,  how  you  will — you  won’t 
mend  the  matter  much.  You  shouldn’t  go  so 
fast,  Brown  ; you  Avon’t  mind  my  saying  so,  I 
know.  You  don’t  get  clear  in  your  own  mind 
before  you  pitch  into  every  one  who  comes  across 
you,  and  so  do  your  own  side  (which  I admit  is 
mostly  the  right  one)  more  harm  than  good.” 
Tom  couldn’t  stand  being  put  down  so  sum- 
marily, and  fought  over  the  ground  from  one 
country  to  another,  from  Rome  to  the  United 
States,  with  all  the  arguments  he  could  muster, 
but  with  little  success.  That  unfortunate  first 
admission  of  his — he  felt  it  throughout,  like  a 
mill-stone  round  his  neck,  and  could  not  help 
admitting  to  himself,  when  he  left,  that  there 
was  a good  deal  in  Hardy’s  Concluding  remark  : 
“ You’ll  find  it  rather  a tough  business  to  get 
your  ‘universal  democracy,’  and  ‘government 
by  the  wisest,’  to  pull  together  in  one  coach.” 
Notwithstanding  all  such  occasional  reverses 


and  cold  baths,  however,  Tom  went  on  strength- 
ening himself  in  his  new  opinions,  and  main- 
taining them  with  all  the  zeal  of  a convert. 
The  shelves  of  his  book-case  and  the  Avails  of  his 
rooms  soon  began  to  show  signs  of  the  change 
which  Avas  taking  place  in  his  Avays  of  looking 
at  men  and  things.  Hitherto  a framed  engraA'- 
ing  of  George  HI.  had  hung  over  his  mantel- 
piece ; but  early  in  this,  his  third  year,  the 
frame  had  disappeared  for  a fetv  days,  and  Avhen 
it  reappeared  the  solemn  face  of  John  Milton 
looked  out  from  it,  Avhile  the  honest  monarch 
had  retired  into  a port-folio.  A fac-simile  of 
Magna  Charta  soon  displaced  a large  colored 
print  of  “A  Day  with  the  Pycheley  and  soon 
afterwards  the  death-Avarrant  of  Charles  I.,  Avith 
its  grim  and  resolute  roAvs  of  signatures  and  seals, 
appeared  on  the  Avail  in  a place  of  honor,  in  the 
neighborhood  of  Milton. 

Squire  BroAvn  Avas  passing  through  Oxford, 
and  paid  his  son  a visit  soon  after  this  last  ar- 
rangement had  been  completed.  He  dined  in  * 
hall,  at  the  high  table,  being  still  a member  of 
the  college,  and  afterwards  came  Avith  Hardy  to 
Tom’s  rooms  to  have  a quiet  glass  of  Avine,  and 
spend  the  evening  with  his  son  and  a fcAv  of  his 
friends,  Avho  had  been  asked  to  meet  “ the  go\'- 
ernor.” 

Tom  had  a struggle  Avith  himself  Avhether  he 
should  not  remove  the  death-Avarrant  into  his 
bedroom  for  the  evening,  and  had  actually 
taken  it  down  Avith  this  view ; but  in  the  end 
he  could  not  stomach  such  a backsliding,  and  so 
restored  it  to  its  place.  “ I neA^er  concealed  my 
opinions  from  my  father,”  he  thought,  “ though 
I don’t  think  he  quite  knoAvs  Avhat  they  are. 
But  if  he  doesn’t,  he  ought,  and  the  sooner  the 
better.  I should  be  a sneak  to  try  to  hide  them. 

I know  he  won’t  like  it,  but  he  is  always  just  and 
fair,  and  will  make  alloAA'ances.  At  any  rate, 
up  it  goes  again.” 

And  so  he  rehung  the  death-Avarrant,  but  Avith 
the  devout  secret  hope  that  his  father  might  not 
see  it. 

The  Avine-party  went  off  admii’ably.  The 
men  Avere  nice,  gentlemanly,  intelligent  felloAvs ; 
and  the  squire,  Avho  had  been  carefully  planted 
by  TomAvith  his  back  to  the  death-Avarrant,  en- 
joyed himself  very  much.  At  last  they  all  Avent, 
except  Hardy ; and  now  the  nervous  time  ap- 
proached. For  a short  time  longer  the  three 
sat  at  the  Avine-table,  Avhile  the  squire  enlarged 
upon  the  great  improvement  in  young  men,  and 
the  habits  of  the  University,  especially  in  the 
matter  of  drinking.  Tom  had  only  opened 
three  bottles  of  port.  In  his  time  the  men 
would  have  drunk  certainly  not  less  than  a bot- 
tle a man ; and  other  like  remarks  he  made, 
as  he  sipped  his  coffee,  and  then,  pushing  back 
his  chair,  said,  “Well,  Tom,  hadn’t  your  serA- 
ant  better  clear  aAvay,  and  then  Ave  can  draAv 
round  the  fire  and  have  a talk.” 

“ Wouldn’t  you  like  to  take  a turn  AA’hile  he 
is  clearing?  There’s  the  Martyrs’  Memorial 
you  liaA^en’t  seen.” 

“No,  thank  you.  I knoAv  the  place  Avell 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


enough.  I don’t  come  to  walk  about  in  the 
dark.  ,We  shan’t  be  in  your  man’s  way.” 

And  so  Tom’s  scout  came  in  to  clear  away, 
took  out  the  extra  leaves  of  his  table,  put  on  the 
cloth,  and  laid  tea.  During  these  operations 
Mr.  Brown  was  standing  with  his  back  to  the 
fire,  looking  about  him  as  he  talked  : when  there 
was  more  space  to  move  in,  he  began  to  walk  up 
and  down,  and  very  soon  took  to  remarking  the 
furniture  and  arrangements  of  the  room.  One 
after  another  the  pictures  came  under  his  notice 
— most  of  them  escaped  without  comment,  the 
squire  simply  pausing  a moment,  and  then 
taking  up  his  walk  again.  Magna  Charta 
drew  forth  his  hearty  approval.  It  was  a capi- 
tal notion  to  hang  such  things  on  your  walls,  in- 
stead of  bad  prints  of  steeple-chases,  or  trash  of 
that  sort.  “ Ah  ! here’s  something  else  of  the 
same  kind.  Why,  Tom,  what’s  this  ?”  said  the 
squire,  as  he  paused  before  the  death-warrant. 
There  was  a moment  or  two  of  dead  silence, 
while  the  squire’s  e}’e  ran  down  the  names,  from 
Jo:  Bradshaw  to  Miles  Corbet;  and  then  he 
turned,  and  came  and  sat  down  opposite  to  his 
son.  Tom  expected  his  father  to  be  vexed,  but 
was  not  the  least  prepared  for  the  tone  of  pain, 
and  sorrow,  and  anger,  in  which  he  first  inquired, 
and  then  remonstrated. 

For  some  time  past  the  squire  and  his  son 
liad  not  felt  so  comfortable  together  as  of  old. 
Mr.  Brow'n  had  been  annoyed  by  much  that  Tom 
had  done  in  the  case  of  Harry  Winburn,  though 
he  did  not  know  all.  There  had  sprung  up  a 
barrier  somehow  or  other  between  them,  neither 
of  them  knew  how.  They  had  often  felt  em- 
barrassed at  being  left  alone  together  during  the 
last  year,  and  found  that  there  were  certain 
topics  which  they  could  not  talk  upon,  which 
they  avoided  by  mutual  consent.  Every  now 
and  then  the  constraint  and  embarrassment  fell 
off  for  a short  time,  for  at  bottom  they  loved 
and  appreciated  one  another  heartily ; but  the 
divergences  in  their  thoughts  and  habits  had 
become  very  serious,  and  seemed  likely  to  in- 
crease rather  than  not.  They  felt  keenly  the 
chasm  between  the  two  generations ; as  they 
looked  at  one  another  from  the  opposite  banks, 
each  in  his  secret  heart  blamed  the  other,  in 
great  measure,  for  that  which  was  the  fault  of 
neither.  Mixed  with  the  longings  which  each 
felt  for  a better  understanding  was  enough  of 
reserve  and  indignation  to  prevent  them  from 
coming  to  it.  The  discovery  of  their  differences 
was  too  recent,  and  they  were  too  much  alike  in 
character  and  temper  for  either  to  make  large 
enough  allowances  for,  or  to  be  really  tolerant 
of,  the  other. 

This  was  the  first  occasion  on  which  they  had 
come  to  out-spoken  and  serious  difference  ; and 
though  the  collision  had  been  exceedingly  pain- 
ful to  both,  yet  when  they  parted  for  the  night 
it  -was  with  a feeling  of  relief  that  the  ice  had 
been  thoroughly  broken.  Before  his  hither  left 
the  room,  Tom  had  torn  the  fac-simile  of  the 
death-warrant  out  of  its  frame  and  put  it  in  the 
fire,  protesting,  however,  at  the  same  time,  that, 


though  “ he  did  this  out  of  deference  to  his  fa- 
ther, and  was  deeply  grieved  at  having  given 
him  pain,  he  could  not  and  would  not  give  up 
his  honest  convictions,  or  pretend  that  they  were 
changed,  or  even  shaken.” 

The  squire  walked  back  to  his  hotel  deeply 
moved.  Who  can  wonder?  He  was  a man 
full  of  living  and  vehement  convictions.  One 
of  his  early  recollections  had  been  the  arrival  in 
England  of  the  news  of  the  beheading  of  Louis 
XVI.  and  the  doings  of  the  reign  of  terror.  He 
had  been  bred  in  the  times  when  it  was  held 
impossible  for  a gentleman  or  a Christian  to 
hold  such  views  as  his  son  had  been  maintain- 
ing, and,  like  many  of  the  noblest  Englishmen 
of  his  time,  had  gone  with  and  accepted  the 
creed  of  the  day. 

Tom  remained  behind,  dejected  and  melan- 
choly ; now  accusing  his  father  of  injustice  and 
bigotry,  now  longing  to  go  after  him,  and  give 
up  every  thing.  What  were  all  his  opinions 
and  convictions  compared  with  his  father’s  con- 
fidence and  love  ? At  breakfast  the  next  morn- 
ing, however,  after  each  of  them  had  had  time 
for  thinking  over  what  had  passed,  they  met 
with  a cordiality  which  was  as  pleasant  to  eacli 
as  it  was  unlooked  for ; and  from  this  visit  of 
his  father  to  him  at  Oxford  Tom  dated  a new 
and  more  satisfactory  epoch  in  their  intercourse. 

The  fact  had  begun  to  dawn  on  the  squire 
that  the  world  had  changed  a good  deal  since 
his  time.  He  saw  that  young  men  were  much 
improved  in  some  ways,  and  acknowledged 
the  fact  heartily ; on  the  other  hand,  they  had 
taken  up  with  a lot  of  new  notions  which  he 
could  not  understand,  and  thought  mischievous 
and  bad.  Perhaps  Tom  might  get  over  them 
as  he  got  to  be  older  and  wiser,  and  in  the 
mean  time  he  must  take  the  evil  with  the  good. 
At  any  rate,  he  was  too  fair  a man  to  try  to 
dragoon  his  son  out  of  any  thing  which  he  real- 
ly believed.  Tom  on  his  part  gratefully  accept- 
ed the  change  in  his  father’s  manner,  and  took 
all  means  of  showing  his  gratitude  by  consult- 
ing and  talking  freely  to  him  on  such  subjects 
as  they  could  agree  upon,  which  were  numer- 
ous, keeping  in  the  background  the  questions 
which  had  provoked  painful  discussions  between 
them.  By  degrees  these  even  could  be  ten- 
derly approached ; and  now  that  they  Avere  ap- 
proached in  a different  spirit,  the  honest  beliefs 
of  the  father  and  son  no  longer  looked  so  mon- 
strous to  one  another,  the  hard  and  sharp  out- 
lines began  to  ivear  off,  and  the  views  of  each 
of  them  to  be  modified.  Thus,  bit  by  bit,  by  a 
slow  but  sure  process,  a better  understanding 
than  ever  ivas  re-established  between  them. 

This  beginning  of  a better  state  of  things  in 
his  relations  with  his  father  consoled  Tom  for 
many  other  matters  that  seemed  to  go  wrong 
with  him,  and  ivas  a constant  bit  of  bright  sky 
to  turn  to  when  the  rest  of  his  horizon  looked 
dark  and  dreary,  as  it  did  often  enough. 

For  it  proved  a very  trying  year  to  him,  this 
his  third  and  last  year  at  the  university— 7a  year 
full  of  large  dreams  and  small  performances,  of 


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unfulfilled  hopes,  and  struggles  to  set  himself 
right,  ending  ever  more  surely  in  failure  and 
disappointment.  The  common  pursuits  of  the 
place  had  lost  their  freshness,  and  with  it  much 
of  their  charm.  He  was  beginning  to  feel  him- 
self in  a cage,  and  to  beat  against  the  bars  of  it.. 

Often,  in  spite  of  all  his  natural  hopefulness, 
his  heart  seemed  to  sicken  and  turn  cold,  with- 
out any  apparent  reason  ; his  old  pursuits  palled 
on  him,  and  he  scarcely  cared  to  turn  to  new 
ones.  What  was  it  that  made  life  so  blank  to 
him  at  these  times  ? How  was  it  that  he  could 
not  keep  the  spirit  within  him  alive  and  warm  ? 

It  was  easier  to  ask  such  questions  than  to  get 
an  answer.  Was  it  not  this  place  he  was  liv- 
ing in,  and  the  ways  of  it  ? No,  for  the  place 
and  its  ways  were  the  same  as  ever,  and  his 
own  way  of  life  in  it  better  than  ever  before. 
Was  it  the  want  of  sight  or  tidings  of  Mary  ? 
Sometimes  he  thoug.ht  so,  and  then  cast  the 
thought  away  as  treason.  His  love  for  her 
was  ever  sinking  deeper  into  him,  and  raising 
and  purifying  him.  Light  and  strength  and 
life  came  from  that  source ; craven  weariness 
and  coldness  of  heart,  come  from  whence  they 
might,  were  not  from  that  quarter.  But  pre- 
cious as  his  love  was  to  him,  and  deeply  as  it 
atiected  his  whole  life,  he  felt  that  there  must 
be  something  beyond  it — that  its  full  satisfac- 
tion would  not  be  enough  for  him.  The  bed 
was  too  narrow  for  a man  to  stretch  himself 
on.  What  he  was  in  search  of  must  underlie 
and  embrace  his  human  love,  and  support  it. 
Beyond  and  above  all  private  and  personal  de- 
sires and  hopes  and  longings,  he  was  conscious 
of  a restless  craving  and  feeling  about  after 
something  which  he  could  not  grasp,  and  yet 
which  was  not  avoiding  him,  which  seemed  to 
be  mysteriously  laying  hold  of  him  and  sur- 
rounding him. 

The  routine  of  chapels,  and  lectures,  and  read- 
ing for  degree,  boating,  cricketing.  Union-debat- 
ing— all  well  enough  in  their  way — left  this 
vacuum  unfilled.  There  was  a great  outer  vis- 
ible world,  the  problems  and  puzzles  of  which 
were  rising  before  him  and  haunting  him  more 
and  more;  and  a great  inner  and  invisible 
world  opening  round  him  in  awful  depth.  He 
seemed  to  be  standing  on  the  brink  of  each — 
now,  shivering  and  helpless,  feeling  like  an  atom 
about  to  be  whirled  into  the  great  flood  and 
carried  he  knew  not  where— now  ready  to 
plunge  in  and  take  his  part,  full  of  hope  and 
belief  that  he  was  meant  to  buffet  in  tbe 
strength  of  a man  with  the  seen  and  the  un- 
seen, and  to  be  subdued  by  neither. 

In  such  a year  as  this  a bit  of  steady,  bright 
blue  sky  was  a boon  beyond  all  price,  and  so  he 
felt  it  to  be.  And  it  was  not  only  with  his 
father  that  Tom  regained  lost  ground  in  this 
year.  He  was  in  a state  of  mind  in  which  he 
could  not  bear  to  neglect  or  lose  any  particle 
of  human  sympathy,  and  so  he  turned  to  old 
friendships,  and  revived  the  correspondence 
with  several  of  his  old  school-fellows,  and  par- 
ticularly with  Arthur,  to  the  great  deliglit  of 


the  latter,  who  had  mourned  bitterly  over  the 
few  half-yearly  lines,  all  he  had  got  from  Tom 
of  late,  in  answer  to  his  own  letters,  which  liad 
themselves,  under  the  weight  of  neglect,  gradu- 
ally dwindled  down  to  mere  formal  matters. 
A specimen  of  the  later  correspondence  may 
fitly  close  the  chapter ; 

“St.  Ambrose. 

“Dear  George, — I can  hardly  pardon  you 
for  having  gone  to  Cambridge,  though  you 
have  got  a Trinity  scholarship — which  I sup- 
pose is,  on  the  whole,  quite  as  good  a thing  as 
any  thing  of  the  sort  you  could  have  got  up 
here.  I had  so  looked  forward  to  having  you 
here  though,  and  now  I feel  that  we  shall  prob- 
ably scarcely  ever  meet.  You  will  go  your 
way  and  I mine ; and  one  alters  so  quickly, 
and  gets  into  such  strange  new  grooves,  that 
unless  one  sees  a man  about  once  a week  at 
least,  you  may  be  just  like  strangers  when  you 
are  thrown  together  again.  If  you  had  come 
up  here  it  would  have  been  all  right,  and  we 
should  have  gone  on  all  through  life  as  we 
were  when  I left  school,  and  as  I know  we 
should  be  again  in  no  time  if  you  had  come 
here.  But  now  who  can  tell  ? 

“What  makes  me  think  so  much  of  this  is  a 
visit  of  a few  days  that  East  paid  me  just  be- 
fore his  regiment  went  to  India.  I feel  that  if 
he  hadn’t  done  it,  and  we  had  not  met  till  he 
came  back — years  hence,  perhaps — we  should 
never  have  been  to  one  another  what  we  shall 
be  now.  The  break  would  have  been  too 
great.  Now  it’s  all  right.  You  would  have  so 
liked  to  see  the  old  fellow  grown  into  a man, 
but  not  a bit  altered — just  the  quiet,  old  way, 
pooh-poohing  you,  and  pretending  to  care  for 
nothing,  but  ready  to  cut  the  nose  off  his  face, 
or  go  through  fire  and  water  for  you  at  a pinch, 
if  you’ll  only  let  him  go  his  own  way  about  it, 
and  have  his  grumble,  and  say  that  he  does  it 
all  from  the  worst  possible  motives. 

“But  we  must  try  not  to  lose  hold  of  one 
another,  Geordie.  It  would  be  a bitter  day  to 
me  if  I thought  any  thing  of  the  kind  could 
ever  happen  again.  We  must  write  more  to 
one  another.  I’ve  been  awfully  lazy,  I know, 
about  it  for  this  last  year  and  more  ; but  then 
I always  thought  you  would  be  coming  up 
here,  and  so  that  it  didn’t  matter  much.  But 
now  I will  turn  over  a new  leaf,  and  write  to 
you  about  ‘ my  secret  thoughts,  my  A\’orks  and 
ways ;’  and  you  must  do  it  too.  If  we  can 
only  tide  over  the  next  year  or  two  we  shall 
get  into  plain  sailing,  ancl  I suppose  it  will  all 
go  right  then.  At  least,  I can’t  believe  that 
one  is  likely  to  have  many  such  up-and-down 
years  in  one’s  life  as  the  last  two.  If  one  is, 
goodness  knows  where  I shall  end.  You  know 
the  outline  of  what  has  happened  to  me  from 
my  letters,  and  the  talks  we  have  had  in  my 
flying  visits  to  the  old  school ; but  you  haven’t 
a notion  of  the  troubles  of  mind  I’ve  been  in, 
and  the  changes  I’ve  gone  through.  I can 
hardly  believe  it  myself  when  I look  back. 
However,  I’m  quite  sure  I have  got  on;  that’’ 


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my  great  comfort.  It  is  a strange,  blind  sort 
of  world,  that’s  a fact,  with  lots  of  blind  alleys, 
down  which  you  go  blundering  in  the  fog  after 
some  seedy  gas-light,  which  you  take  for  the 
sun  till  you  run  against  the  wall  at  the  end, 
and  find  out  that  the  light  is  a gas-light,  and 
that  there’s  no  thoroughfare.  But  for  all  that, 
one  does  get  on.  You  get  to  know  the  sun’s 
light  better  and  better,  and  to  keep  out  of  the 
blind  alleys ; and  I am  surer  and  surer  every 
day  that  there’s  always  sunlight  enough  for 
every  honest  fellow — though  I didn’t  think  so  a 
few  months  back — and  a good  sound  road  un- 
der his  feet,  if  he  will  only  step  out  on  it. 

“ Talking  of  blind  alleys  puts  me  in  mind  of 
your  last.  Aren’t  you  going  down  a blind  al- 
ley, or  something  worse  ? There’s  no  wall  to 
bring  you  up,  that  I can  see,  down  the  turn 
you’ve  taken ; and  then,  what’s  the  practical  use 
of  it  all  ? What  good  would  you  do  to  your- 
self, or  any  one  else,  if  you  could  get  to  the  end 
of  it  ? I can’t  for  the  life  of  me  fancy,  I con- 
fess, Avhat  you  think  will  come  of  speculating 
about  necessity  and  free-will.  I only  know  that 
I can  hold  out  my  hand  before  me,  and  can 
move  it  to  the  right  or  left,  despite  of  all  pow- 
ers in  heaven  or  earth.  As  I sit  here  writing 
to  you,  I can  let  into  my  heart,  and  give  the 
reins  to,  all  sorts  of  devils’  passions,  or  to  the 
Spirit  of  God.  Well,  that’s  enough  for  me.  I 
know  it  of  myself,  and  I believe  you  know  it  of 
yourself,  and  every  body  knows  it  of  themselves 
or  himself ; and  why  you  can’t  be  satisfied  with 
that  passes  my  comprehension.  As  if  one  hasn’t 
got  puzzles  enough,  and  bothers  enough,  under 
one’s  nose,  without  going  afield  after  a lot  of 
metaphysical  qui’obles.  No,  I’m  wrong  — not 
going  afield  — any  thing  one  has  to  go  afield 
for  is  all  right.  What  a fellow  meets  outside 
himself  he  isn’t  responsible  for,  and  must  do  the 
best  he  can  with.  But  to  go  on  forever  looking 
inside  of  one’s  self,  and  groping  about  among 
one’s  own  sensations,  and  ideas,  and  whimsies 
of  one  kind  and  another — I can’t  conceive  a 
poorer  line  of  business  than  that.  Don’t  you 
get  into  it,  now,  that’s  a dear  boy. 

“Very  likely  you’ll  tell  me  you  can’t  help  it ; 
that  every  one  has  his  own  difficulties,  and  must 
fight  them  out,  and  that  mine  are  one  sort,  and 
yours  another.  Well,  perhaps  you  may  be  right. 
I hope  I’m  getting  to  know  that  my  plummet 
isn’t  to  measure  all  the  world.  But  it  does 
seem  a pity  that  men  shouldn’t  be  thinking 
about  how  to  cure  some  of  the  wrongs  which 
poor  dear  old  England  is  pretty  near  dying  of, 
instead  of  taking  the  edge  off  their  brains,  and 
spending  all  their  steam  in  speculating  about 
all  kinds  of  things  which  wouldn’t  make  any 
poor  man  in  the  world — or  rich  one  either,  for 
that  matter — a bit  better  off,  if  they  were  all 
found  out  and  settled  to-morrow.  But  here  I 
am  at  the  end  of  my  paper.  Don’t  be  angry  at 
my  jobation ; but  write  me  a long  answer  of 
your  own  free  will,  and  believe  me  ever  affec- 
tionately vours, 

“T.  B.” 


CHAPTER  XLIII. 

ATTERNOON  VISITORS. 

Miss  Mary  Porter  was  sitting  alone  in  the 
front  drawing-room  of  her  father’s  house,  in  Bel- 
gravia, on  the  afternoon  of  a summer’s  day  in 
this  same  year.  Two  years  and  more  have 
passed  over  her  head  since  we  first  met  her,  and 
she  may  be  a thought  more  sedate  and  better 
dressed,  but  there  is  no  other  change  to  be  no- 
ticed in  her.  The  room  was  for  the  most  part 
much  like  other  rooms  in  that  quarter  of  the 
world.  There  were  few  luxuries  in  the  way  of 
furniture  which  fallen  man  can  desire  which 
were  not  to  be  found  there ; but,  over  and  above 
this,  there  was  an  elegance  in  the  arrangement 
of  all  the  knickknacks  and  ornaments,  and  an 
appropriateness  and  good  taste  in  the  placing  of 
every  piece  of  furniture  and  vase  of  flowers, 
which  showed  that  a higher  order  of  mind  than 
the  upholsterer’s  or  housemaid’s  was  constantly 
overlooking  and  w'orking  there.  Every  thing 
seemed  to  be  in  its  exact  place,  in  the  best  place 
which  could  have  been  thought  of  for  it,  and  to 
be  the  best  thing  which  could  have  been  thought 
of  for  the  place.  And  yet  this  perfection  did  not 
strike  you  particularly  at  first,  or  surprise  you 
in  any  way,  but  sank  into  you  gradually,  so  that, 
until  you  forced  yourself  to  consider  the  matter, 
you  could  not  in  the  least  say  w'hy  the  room  had 
such  a very  pleasant  effect  on  you. 

The  young  lady  to  whom  this  charm  was 
chiefly  owing  was  sitting  by  a buhl  work-table, 
on  which  lay  her  embroidery  and  a book.  She 
was  reading  a letter,  which  seemed  deeply  to 
interest  her ; for  she  did  not  hear  the  voice  of 
the  butler,  who  had  just  opened  the  door  and 
disturbed  her  solitude,  until  he  had  repeated  for 
the  second  time,  “Mr.  Smith.”  Then  Mary 
jumped  up,  and,  hastily  folding  her  letter,  put 
it  into  her  pocket.  She  was  rather  provoked  at 
having  allowed  herself  to  be  caught  there  alone 
by  afternoon  visitors,  and  with  the  servants  for 
having  let  any  one  in  ; nevertheless,  she  wel- 
comed Mr.  Smith  with  a cordiality  of  manner 
which  perhaps  rather  more  than  represented  her 
real  feelings,  and,  with  a “let  mamma  know,” 
to  the  butler,  set  to  work  to  entertain  her  visit- 
or. She  would  have  had  no  difficulty  in  doing 
this  under  ordinary  circumstances,  as  all  that 
Mr.  Smith  wanted  was  a good  listener.  He 
was  a somewhat  heavy  and  garrulous  old  gen- 
tleman, with  many  imaginary,  and  a few  real 
troubles,  the  constant  contemplation  of  which 
served  to  occupy  the  whole  of  his  own  time,  and 
as  much  of  his  friends’  as  he  could  get  them  to 
give  him.  But  scarcely  had  he  settled  himself 
comfortably  in  an  easy-chair  opposite  to  his  vic- 
tim, when  the  butler  entered  again,  and  an- 
nounced “Mr.  St.  Cloud.” 

Mary  was  no  longer  at  her  ease.  Her  man- 
ner of  receiving  her  new  visitor  was  constrained  ; 
and  yet  it  was  clear  that  he  was  on  easy  terms 
in  the  house.  She  asked  the  butler  where  his 
mistress  was,  and  heard  tvith  vexation  that  she 
had  gone  out,  but  w'as  expected  home  almost 


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immediately.  Charging  him  to  let  her  mother 
know  the  moment  she  returned,  Mary  turned  to 
her  unwelcome  task,  and  sat  herself  down  again 
with  such  resignation  as  she  was  capable  of  at 
the  moment.  Tlie  conduct  of  her  visitors  was 
by  no  means  calculated  to  restore  her  compos- 
ure, or  make  her  comfortable  between  them.  She 
was  sure  that  they  knew  one  another ; but  neither 
of  them  would  speak  to  the  other.  There  the 
two  sat  on,  each  resolutely  bent  on  tiring  the 
other  out ; the  elder  crooning  on  to  her  in  an 
undertone,  and  ignoring  the  younger,  who,  in 
his  turn,  put  on  an  air  of  serene  unconsciousness 
of  the  presence  of  his  senior,  and  gazed  about 
the  room,  and  watched  Mary,  making  occasional 
remarks  to  her  as  if  no  one  else  were  present. 
On  and  on  they  sat,  her  only  comfort  being  the 
hope  that  neither  of  them  would  have  the  con- 
science to  stay  on  after  the  departure  of  the 
other. 

Between' them  Mary  was  driven  to  her  wits’ 
end,  and  looked  for  her  mother  or  for  some  new 
visitor  to  come  to  her  help,  as  Wellington  look- 
ed for  the  Prussians  on  the  afternoon  of  June 
18th.  At  last  youth  and  insolence  prevailed, 
and  Mr.  Smith  rose  to  go.  Mary  got  up  too, 
and,  after  his  departure,  remained  standing,  in 
hopes  that  her  other  visitor  would  take  the  hint 
and  follow  the  good  example.  But  St.  Cloud 
had  not  the  least  intention  of  moving. 

‘ ‘ Really  your  good-nature  is  quite  astonish- 
ing, Miss  Porter,”  he  said,  leaning  forward  with 
his  elbows  on  his  knees,  and  following  the 
pattern  of  one  of  the  flowers  on  the  carpet 
with  his  cane,  which  gave  him  the  opportunity 
of  showing  his  delicately-gloved  hand  to  ad- 
vantage. 

“ Indeed,  why  do  you  think  so  ?”  she  asked, 
taking  up  her  embroidery,  and  pretending  to  be- 
gin working. 

“Have  I not  good  reason,  after  sitting  this 
half-hour  and  seeing  you  enduring  old  Smith — 
the  greatest  here  in  London  ? I don’t  believe 
there  are  three  houses  where  the  servants  dare 
let  him  in.  It  would  be  as  much  as  their  places 
are  worth.  No  porter  could  hope  for  a character 
who  let  him  in  twice  in  the  season.” 

“Poor  Mr.  Smith!”  said  Mary,  smiling. 
“But  you  know  we  have  no  porter,  and — ” she 
suddenly  checked  herself,  and  added  gravely, 
“he  is  an  old  friend,  and  papa  and  mamma 
like  him.” 

“But  the  wearisomeness  of  his  grievances! 
Those  three  sons  in  the  Plungers,  and  their 
eternal  scrapes ! How  you  could  manage  to 
keep  a civil  face  ! It  was  a masterpiece  of 
polite  patience.” 

“ Indeed,  I am  very  sorry  for  his  troubles.  I 
wonder  where  mamma  can  be?  We  are  going 
to  drive.  Shall  you  be  in  the  Park  ? I tiiink 
it  must  be  time  for  me  to  dress.” 

“I  hope  not.  It  is  so  seldom  that  I see  you 
except  in  crowded  rooms.  Can  you  wonder  that 
I should  value  such  a chance  as  this  ?” 

“Were  you  at  the  new  opera  last  night?” 
asked  Mary,  carefully  avoiding  his  eye,  and 


sticking  to  her  work,  but  scarcely  able  to  con- 
ceal her  nervousness  and  discomfort. 

“Yes,  I was  there;  but — ” 

“ Oh,  do  tell  me  about  it,  then  ; I hear  it  was 
a great  success.” 

“ Another  time.  We  can  talk  of  the  opera 
anywhere.  Let  me  speak  now  of  something 
else.  You  must  have  seen.  Miss  Porter — ” 

“ How  can  you  think  I will  talk  of  any  thing 
till  you  have  told  me  about  the  opera  ?”  inter- 
rupted Mary,  rapidly  and  nervously.  “ Was 
Grisi  very  fine  ? The  chief  part  was  composed 
for  her,  was  it  not  ? and  dear  old  Lablache — ” 

“ I will  tell  you  all  about  it  presently,  if  you 
will  let  me,  in  five  minutes’  time — I only  ask 
for  five  minutes — ” 

“Five  minutes!  Oh,  no,  not  five  seconds. 
I must  hear  about  the  new  opera  before  I will 
listen  to  a word  of  any  thing  else.” 

“Indeed,  Miss  Porter,  you  must  pardon  me 
for  disobeying.  But  I may  not  have  such  a 
chance  as  this  again  for  months.” 

With  which  prelude  he  drew  his  chair  toward 
hers,  and  Mary  was  just  trying  to  make  up  her 
mind  to  jump  up  and  run  right  out  of  the  room, 
when  the  door  opened,  and  the  butler  walked  in 
with  a card  on  the  waiter.  Mary  had  never  felt 
so  relieved  in  her  life,  and  could  have  hugged 
the  solemn  old  domestic  when  he  said,  present- 
ing the  card  to  her, 

“The  gentleman  asked  if  mistress  or  you  were 
in.  Miss,  and  told  me  to  bring  it  up  and  find 
whether  you  would  see  him  on  particular  busi- 
ness. He’s  waiting  in  the  hall.” 

“Oh  yes,  I know;  of  course.  Yes,  say  I 
will  see  him  directly.  I mean,  ask  him  to  come 
up  now.” 

“ Shall  I show  him  into  the  library.  Miss?” 

“ No,  no  ; in  here  ; do  you  understand  ?” 
“Yes,  Miss,”  replied  the  butler,  with  a dep- 
recatory look  at  St.  Cloud,  as  much  as  to  say, 
“ you  see  I can’t  help  it,”  in  answer  to  his  im- 
patient telegraphic  signals.  St.  Cloud  had  been 
very  liberal  to  the  Porters’  servants. 

Mary’s  confidence  had  all  come  back.  Re- 
lief was  at  hand.  She  could  trust  herself  to 
hold  St.  Cloud  at  bay  now,  as  it  could  not  be 
for  more  than  a few  minutes.  When  she  turn- 
ed to  him  the  nervousness  had  quite  gone  out 
of  her  manner,  and  she  spoke  in  her  old  tone 
again,  as  she  laid  her  embroidery  aside. 

“ How  lucky  that  you  should  be  here.  Look  ; 
I think  you  must  be  acquainted,”  she  said,  hold- 
ing out  the  card  which  the  butler  had  given  her 
to  St.  Cloud. 

He  took  it  mechanically  and  looked  at  it,  and 
then  crushed  it  in  his  hand,  and  was  going  to 
speak.  She  prevented  him. 

“I  was  right,  I’m  sure.  You  do  know 
him  ?” 

“I  didn’t  see  the  name,”  he  said,  almost 
fiercely. 

“ The  name  on  the  card  which  I gave  you 
just  now' — Mr.  Grey.  He  is  curate  in  one  of 
the  poor  Westminster  districts.  You  must  re- 
member him,  for  he  was  of  your  college.  He 


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was  at  Oxford  with  you.  I made  his  acquaint- 
ance at  the  Commemoration.  He  will  be  so 
glad  to  meet  an  old  friend.” 

St.  Cloud  was  too  much  provoked  to  answer ; 
and  the  next  moment  the  door  opened,  and  the 
butler  announced  Mr.  Grey. 

Grey  came  into  the  room  timidly,  carrying 
his  head  a little  down  as  usual,  and  glancing 
uncomfortably  about  in  the  manner  which  used 
to  make  Drysdale  say  that  he  always  looked  as 
though  he  had  just  been  robbing  a hen-roost. 
Mary  went  forward  to  meet  him,  holding  out 
her  hand  cordially. 

“lam  so  glad  to  see  you,”  slie  said.  “How 
kind  of  you  to  call  when  you  are  so  busy  ! 
Mamma  will  be  here  directly.  I think  you 
must  remember  Mr.  St.  Cloud — Mr.  Grey.” 

St.  Cloud’s  patience  was  now  quite  gone. 
He  drew  himself  up,  making  the  slightest  possi- 
ble inclination  towards  Grey,  and  then,  with- 
out taking  any  further  notice  of  him,  turned  to 
Mary  with  a look  which  he  meant  to  be  full  of 
pitying  admiration  for  her,  and  contempt  of  her 
visitor  ; but,  as  she  would  not  look  at  him,  it 
was  thrown  away.  So  he  made  bis  bow  and 
stalked  out  of  the  room,  angrily  debating  with 
himself,  as  he  went  down  the  stairs,  whether  she 
could  have  understood  him.  He  was  so  fully 
convinced  of  the  sacrifice  which  a man  in  his 
position  Avas  making  in  paying  serious  attentions 
to  a girl  with  little  fortune  and  no  connection, 
that  he  soon  consoled  himself  in  the  belief  that 
her  embarrassment  only  arose  from  shyness,  and 
that  the  moment  he  could  explain  himself  she 
would  be  his  obedient  and  grateful  servant. 
Meantime  Mary  sat  down  opposite  to  the  curate, 
and  listened  to  him  as  he  unfolded  his  errand 
awlvAvardly  enough.  An  execution  was  threat- 
ened in  the  house  of  a poor  struggling  widow, 
whom  Mrs.  Porter  had  employed  to  do  needle- 
Avork  occasionally,  and  Avho  Avas  behind  Avith  her 
rent  through  sickness.  He  Avas  afraid  that  her 
things  Avould  be  taken  and  sold  in  the  morning, 
unless  she  could  borroAV  tAvo  soA^ereigns.  He 
had  so  many  claims  on  him  that  be  could  not 
lend  her  the  money  himself,  and  so  had  to  come 
out  to  see  Avhat  he  could  do  among  those  Avho 
knew  her. 

By  the  time  Grey  had  arrived  at  the  end  of 
his  story,  Mary  had  made  up  her  mind — not 
Avithout  a struggle — to  sacrifice  the  greater  part 
of  Avbat  Avas  left  of  her  quarter’s  alloAvance. 
After  all,  it  Avould  only  be  Avearing  cleaned 
gloves  instead  of  ncAv  ones,  and  giA'ing  up  her 
ncAv  riding-hat  till  next  quarter.  So  she  jump- 
ed up,  and  said  gayly,  “ Is  that  all,  Mr.  Grey  ? 
I have  the  money,  and  I AA-ill  lend  it  her  with 
pleasure.  I Avill  fetch  it  directly.”  She  trip- 
ped off  to  her  room,  and  soon  came  back  Avith 
the  money  ; and  just  then  the  butler  came  in 
Avith  tea,  and  Mary  asked  Mr.  Grey  to  take 
some.  He  looked  tired  she  said,  and,  if  he 
AAmuld  wait  a little  time,  he  Avould  see  her  moth- 
er, Avho  Avould  be  sure  to  do  something  more  for 
the  poor  woman. 

Grey  had  risen  to  IgaA’e,  and  Avas  standing. 


hat  in  hand,  ready  to  go.  He  was  in  the  habit 
of  reckoning  Avith  himself  strictly  for  every  min- 
ute of  his  day,  and  Avas  never  quite  satisfied  Avith 
himself  unless  he  Avas  doing  the  most  disagreea- 
ble thing  Avhich  cii’cumstances  for  the  time  being 
allowed  him  to  do.  But  greater  and  stronger 
men  than  Grey,  from  Adam  downAvard,  haA’e 
yielded  to  the  temptation  before  Avhich  he  noAV 
succumbed.  He  looked  out  of  the  corners  of  his 
eyes  ; and  there  Avas  something  so  fresh  and  bright 
in  the  picture  of  the  dainty  little  tea-service  and 
the  young  lady  behind  it,  the  tea  Avhich  she  was 
beginning  to  pour  out  smelt  so  refreshing,  and 
her  hand  and  figure  looked  so  pretty  in  the  op- 
eration, that,  Avith  a sigh  of  departing  resolution, 
he  gaA^e  in,  put  his  hat  on  the  floor,  and  sat  doAvn 
opposite  to  the  tempter. 

Grey  took  a cup  of  tea,  and  then  another. 
He  thought  he  had  never  tasted  any  thing  so 
good.  The  delicious  rich  cream,  and  the  tempt- 
ing plate  of  bread  and  butter,  were  tbo  much  for 
him.  He  fairly  gave  Avay,  and  resigned  himself 
to  physical  enjoyment,  and  sipped  his  tea,  and 
looked  over  his  cup  at  Mary,  sitting  there  bright 
and  kind,  and  ready  to  go  on  pouring  out  for 
him  to  any  extent.  It  seemed  to  him  as  if  an 
atmosphere  of  light  and  joy  surrounded  her, 
Avithin  the  circle  of  Avhich  he  Avas  sitting  and  ab- 
sorbing. Tea  Avas  the  only  stimulant  that  Grey 
ever  took,  and  he  had  more  need  of  it  than  usu- 
al, for  he  had  given  aAvay  the  chop  Avhich  Avas 
his  ordinary  dinner  to  a starving  Avoman.  He 
Avas  faint  Avith  fasting  and  the  bad  air  of  the 
hoA-els  in  Avhich  he  had  been  spending  his  morn- 
ing. The  elegance  of  the  room,  the  smell  of  the 
floAvers,  the  charm  of  companionship  with  a 
young  AVoman  of  his  OAvn  rank,  and  the  contrast 
of  the  whole  to  his  common  Avay  of  life,  carried 
him  aAvay,  and  hopes  and  thoughts  began  to 
creep  into  his  head  to  which  he  had  long  been  a 
stranger.  Mary  did  her  very  best  to  make  his 
visit  pleasant  to  him.  She  had  a great  respect 
for  the  self-denying  life  which  she  knew  he  Avas 
leading  ; and  the  nervousness  and  shyness  of  his 
manners  Avere  of  a kind,Avhich,  instead  of  infect- 
ing her,  gave  her  confidence,  and  made  her  feel 
quite  at  her  ease  with  him.  She  was  so  grate- 
ful to  him  for  having  delivered  her  out  of  her  re- 
cent embarrassment,  that  sheAA^as  more  than  us- 
ually kind  in  her  manner. 

She  saw  how  he  Avas  enjoying  himself,  and 
thought  Avhat  good  it  must  do  him  to  forget  his 
usual  occupations  for  a short  time.  So  she  talk- 
ed positive  gossip  to  him,  asked  his  opinion  on 
riding-habits,  and  very  soonAvas  telling  him  the 
plot  of  a new  noA'el  Avhich  she  had  just  been 
reading, Avith  an  animation  and  playfulness  Avbich 
Avould  have  Avarmed  the  heart  of  an  anchorite. 
For  a short  quarter  of  an  hour  Grey  resigned 
himself ; but  at  the  end  of  that  time  he  became 
suddenly  and  painfully  conscious  of  what  he  Avas 
doing,  and  stopped  himself  short  in  the  middle 
of  an  altogether  Avorldly  compliment  Avhich  he 
detected  himself  in  the  act  of  paying  to  his  too 
fascinating  young  hostess.  He  felt  that  retreat 
Avas  his  only  chance,  and  so  grasped  his  hat 


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again,  and  rose  with  a deep  sigh,  and  a sudden 
change  of  manner  which  alarmed  Mary. 

“1  hope  you  are  not  ill,  Mr.  Grey  ?”  she  said, 
anxiously. 

“No,  not  the  least,  thank  you.  But — but 
— in  short,  I must  go  to  my  work.  I ought  to 
apologize,  indeed,  for  having  staid  so  long.” 
“Oh,  you  have  not  been  here  more  than 
twenty  minutes.  Pray  stay,  and  see  mamma  ; 
she  must  be  in  directly.” 

“Thank  you  ; you  are  very  kind.  I should 
like  it  very  much,  but  indeed  I can  not.” 

Mary  felt  that  it  would  be  no  kindness  to 
press  it  further,  and  so  rose  herself  and  held  out 
her  hand.  Grey  took  it,  and  it  is  not  quite  cer- 
tain to  this  day  whether  he  did  not  press  it,  in 
that  farewell  shake,  more  than  was  absolutely 
necessary.  If  he  did,  we  may  be  quite  sure  that 
he  administered  exemplary  punishment  to  him- 
self aftfenvards  for  so  doing.  He  would  gladly 
have  left  now,  but  his  over-sensitive  conscience 
forbade  it.  He  had  forgotten  his  office,  he 
thought,  hiiherto  ; but  there  was  time  yet  not  to 
be  altogether  false  to  it.  So  he  looked  grave 
and  shy  again,  and  said  : 

“You  will  not  be  offended  with  me.  Miss 
Porter,  if  I speak  to  you  as  a clergyman  ?” 

Mary  was  a little  disconcerted,  but  answered 
almost  immediately : 

“Oh,  no.  Pray  say  any  thing  which  you 
think  you  ought  to  say.” 

“ I am  afraid  there  must  be  a great  tempta- 
tion in  living  always  in  beautiful  rooms  like  this, 
with  no  one  but  prosperous  peoiffe.  Do  you  not 
think  so 

“ But  one  can  not  help  it.  Surely,  Mr.  Grey, 
you  do  not  think  it  can  be  wrong  ?” 

“No,  not  wrong.  But  it  must  be  very  try- 
ing. It  must  be  very  necessary  to  do  something 
to  lessen  the  temptation  of  such  a life.” 

“ I do  not  understand  you.  What  could  one 
do  ?” 

“Might  you  not  take  up  some  work  which 
would  not  be  pleasant,  such  as  visiting  the 
poor  ?” 

“ I should  be  very  glad  ; but  we  do  not  know 
any  poor  people  in  London.” 

“There  are  very  miserable  districts  near 
here.” 

“ Yes,  and  papa  and  mamma  are  very  kind, 
I__know',  in  helping  whenever  they  can  hear  of  a 
proper  case.  But  it  is  so  different  from  the 
country.  There  it  is  so  easy  and  pleasant  to  go 
into  the  cottages  where  every  one  knows  you, 
and  most  of  the  people  work  for  papa,  and  one 
is  sure  of  being  welcomed,  and  that  nobody  will 
be  rude.  But  here  I should  be  afraid.  It  would 
seem  so  impertinent  to  go  to  people’s  houses  of 
whom  one  knows  nothing.  I should  never  know 
what' to  say.” 

“ It  is  not  easy  or  pleasant  duty  which  is  the 
best  for  us.  Great  cities  could  never  be  evan- 
gelized, Miss  Porter,  if  all  ladies  thought  as  you 
do.” 

“I  think,  Mr.  Grey,”  said  Mary  rather  net- 
tled, “ that  every  one  has  not  the  gift  of  lectur- 


' ing  the  poor  and  setting  them  right;  and  if 
they  have  not,  they  had  better  not  try  to  do  it. 
And  as  for  all  the  rest,  there  is  plenty  of  the 
same  kind  of  work  to  bo  done,  I believe,  among 
the  peo])le  of  one’s  own  class.” 

“You  are  joking.  Miss  Porter.” 

“ No,  I am  not  joking  at  all.  I believe  that 
rich  people  are  quite  as  unhappy  as  poor. 
Their  troubles  are  not  the  same,  of  course,  and 
are  generally  of  their  own  making.  But  troub- 
les of  the  mind  are  worse,  surely,  than  troubles 
of  the  body  ?” 

“Certainly';  and  it  is  the  highest  work  of 
the  ministry  to  deal  with  spiritual  trials.  But' 
you  will  pardon  me  for  saying  that  I can  not 
think  this  the  proper  work  for — for — ” 

“For  me,  you  would  say.  We  must  be 
speaking  of  quite  different  things,  I am  sure. 
I only  mean  that  I can -listen  to  the  troubles 
and  grievances  of  any  one  who  likes  to  talk  of 
them  to  me,  and  try  to  comfort  them  a little, 
and  to  make  things  look  brighter,  and  to  keep 
cheerful.  It  is  not  easy  always  even  to  do 
this.” 

“It  is  not,  indeed.  But  would  it  not  be 
easier  if  you  could  do  as  I suggest  ? Going  out 
of  one’s  own  class,  and  trying  to  care  for  and 
help  the  poor,  braces  the  mind  more  than  any 
thing  else.” 

“ You  ought  to  know  my  Cousin  Katie,”  said 
Mary,  glad  to  make  a diversion;  “that  is  just 
what  she  would  say.  Indeed,  I think  you  must 
have  seen  her  at  Oxford  ; did  you  not?” 

“I  believe  I had  the  honor  of  meeting  her 
at  the  rooms  of  a friend.  I think  he  said  she 
was  also  a cousin  of  his.” 

“Mr.  Brown,  you  mean?  Yes;  did  you 
know  him  ?” 

“Oh  yes.  You  will  think  it  strange,  as  we 
are  so  very  unlike  ; but  I knew  him  better  than 
I knew  almost  any  one.” 

“Poor  Katie  is  very  anxious  about  him.  I 
hope  you  thought  well  of  him.  You  do  not 
think  he  is  likely  to  go  A'-ery  wrong?” 

“No,  indeed.  I could  wish  he  Avere  sounder 
on  Church  questions,  but  that  may  come.  Do 
you  know  that  he  is  in  London  ?” 

“ I had  heard  so.” 

“He  has’been  sevei'al  times  to  my  schools. 
He  used  to  help  me  at  Oxford,  and  has  a capital 
Avay  with  the  boys.” 

At  this  moment  the  clock  on  the  mantel- 
piece struck  a quarter.  The  sound  touched 
some  chord  in  Grey  which  made  him  grasp  his 
hat  again,  and  prepare  for  another  attempt  to 
get  aAvay. 

“ I hope  you  Avill  pardon — ” He  pulled  him- 
self up  short,  in  the  fear  lest  he  were  going 
again  to  be  false  (as  he  deemed  it)  to  his  call- 
ing, and  stood  the  picture  of  nervous  discom- 
fort. 

Mary  came  to  his  relief.  “ I am  sorry  you 
must  go,  Mr.  Grey,”  she  said;  “I  should  so 
like  to  have  talked  to  you  more  about  Oxford. 
You  will  call  again  soon,  I hope  ?” 

At  Avhich  last  speech  Grey  cast  an  imploring 


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glance  at  her,  muttering  something  which  she 
could  not  catch,  and  fled  from  the  room. 

Mary  stood  looking  dreamily  out  of  the  win- 
dow for  a few  minutes,  till  the  entrance  of  her 
mother  roused  her,  and  she  turned  to  pour  out 
a cup  of  tea  for  her. 

“ It  is  cold,  mamma  dear ; do  let  me  make 
some  fresh.” 

“No,  thank  you,  dear;  this  wdll  do  very 
well,”  said  Mrs.  Rorter ; and  she  took  off  her 
bonnet  and  sipped  the  cold  tea.  Mary  watched 
her  silently  for  a minute,  and  then,  taking  the 
letter  she  had  been  reading  out  of  her  pocket, 

■ said : 

“I  have  a letter  from  Katie,  mamma.” 

Mrs.  Porter  took  the  letter  and  read  it ; and, 
as  Mary  still  watched,  she  saw  a puzzled  look 
coming  over  her  mother*s  face.  Mrs.  Porter 
finished  the  letter,  and  then  looked  stealthily 
at  Mary,  who  on  her  side  was  busily  engaged 
in  putting  up  the  tea-things. 

“It  is  very  embarrassing,”  said  Mrs.  Porter. 

“What,  mamma?” 

“ Oh,  of  course,  my  dear,  I mean  Katie’s  tell- 
ing us  of  her  cousin’s  being  in  London,  and 
sending  us  his  address — ” and  then  she  paused. 

“Why,  mamma?” 

“ Your  papa  Avill  have  to  make  up  his  mind 
Avhether  he  will  ask  him  to  the  house.  Katie 
would  surely  never  have  told  him  that  she  has 
Avritten.” 

“Mr.  and  Mrs.  BroAvn  Avere  so  very  kind. 
It  Avould  seem  so  strange,  so  ungrateful,  not 
even  to  ask  him.” 

“ I am  afraid  he  is  not  the  sort  of  young 
man — in  short,  I must  speak  to  your  papa.” 

Mrs.  Porter  looked  hard  at  her  daughter,  Avho 
Avas  still  busied  with  the  tea-things.  She  had 
risen,  bonnet  in  hand,  to  leave  the  room ; but 
noAv  changed  her  mind,  and,  crossing  to  her 
daughter,  put  her  arm  round  her  neck,  lyiary 
looked  up  steadily  into  her  eyes,  then  blushed 
slightly,  and  said  quietly: 

“No,  mamma ; indeed,  it  is  not  as  you  think.” 

Her  mother  stooped  and  kissed  her,  and  left 
the  room,  telling  her  to  get  dressed,  as  the  car- 
riage Avould  be  round  in  a few  minutes. 

Her  trials  for  the  day  Avere  not  oA^er.  She 
could  see  by  their  manner  at  dinner  that  her 
father  and  mother  had  been  talking  about  her. 
Her  father  took  her  to  a ball  in  the  evening, 
Avhere  they  met  St.  Cloud,  Avho  fastened  him- 
self to  them.  She  Avas  dancing  a quadrille,  and 
her  father  stood  near  her,  talking  confidentially 
to  St.  Cloud.  In  the  intervals  of  the  dance 
scraps  of  their  conA^ersation  reached  her. 

“ You  kneAV  him,  then,  at  Oxford?” 

“Yes,  very  slightly.” 

“ I should  like  to  ask  you  now,  as  a friend — ” 
Here  Mary’s  partner  reminded  her  that  she 
ought  to  be  dancing.  When  she  had  returned 
to  her  place  again  she  heard — 

“You  think,  then,  that  it  was  a bad  busi- 
ness ?” 


“ It  was  notorious  in  the  college.  We  never 
had  any  doubt  on  the  subject.” 

“My  niece  has  told  Mrs.  Porter  that  there 
really  Avas  nothing  wrong  in  it.” 

“Indeed?  I am  happy  to  hear  it.” 

“I  should  like  to  think  Avell  of  him,  as  he  is 
a connection  of  my  wife.  In  other  respects 
now — ” Here  again  she  was  carried  away  by 
the  dance,  and,  Avhen  she  returned,  caught  the 
end  of  a sentence  of  St.  Cloud’s,  “You  will 
consider  what  I haA'e  said  in  confidence?” 

“ Certainly,”  ansAvered  Mr.  Porter  ; “ and  I 
am  exceedingly  obliged  to  you and  then  the 
dance  was  OA'er,  and  Mary  returned  to  her  fa- 
ther’s side.  She  had  never  enjoyed  a ball  less 
than  this,  and  persuaded  her  father  to  leave 
early,  Avhich  he  Avas  delighted  to  do. 

When  she  reached  her  own  room  Mary  took 
off  her  Avreath  and  ornaments,  and  then  sat 
down  and  fell  into  a broAvn  study,  Avhich  lasted 
for  some  time.  At  last  she  roused  herself  Avith 
a sigh,  and  thought  she  had  never  had  so  tiring 
a day,  though  she  could  hardly  tell  why,  and 
felt  half  inclined  to  haA’e  a good  cry,  if  she  could 
only  have  made  up  her  mind  Avhat  about. 
HoAvever,  being  a sensible  young  woman,  she 
resisted  the  temptation,  and,  hardly  taking  the 
trouble  to  roll  up  her  hair,  Avent  to  bed  and 
slept  soundly. 

Mr.  Porter  found  his  Avife  sitting  up  for  him  ; 
they  were  evidently  both  full  of  the  same  sub- 
ject. 

“Well,  dear?”  she  said,  as  he  entered  the 
room. 

Mr.  Porter  put  doAvn  his  candle,  and  shook 
his  head. 

“You  don’t  think  Katie  can  be  right,  then  ? 
She  must  have  capital  opportunities  of  judging, 
you  know,  dear.” 

“ But  she  is  no  judge.  What  can  a girl  like 
Katie  know  about  such  things  ?” 

' “ Well,  dear,  do  you  know  I really  can  not 
think  there  Avas  any  thing  very  Avrong,  though 
I did  think  so  at  first,  I OAvn.” 

“ But  I find  that  his  character  was  bad — de- 
cidedly bad — always.  Young  St.  Cloud  didn’t 
like  to  say  much  to  me ; which  Avas  natural,  of 
coui’se.  Young  men  never  like  to  betray  one 
another ; but  I could  see  Avhat  he  thought.  He 
is  a right-minded  young  man,  and  very  agree- 
able.” 

“ I do  not  take  to  him  Amry  much.” 

“ His  connections  and  prospects,  too,  are  cap- 
ital. I sometimes  think  he  has  a fancy  for 
Mary.  Haven’t  you  remarked  it  ?” 

“Yes,  dear.  But  as  to  the  other  matter? 
Shall  you  ask  him  here  ?” 

“Well,  dear,  I do  not  think  there  is  any 
need.  He  is  only  in  town,  I suppose,  for  a 
short  time,  and  it  is  not  at  all  likely  that  Ave 
should  knoAV  Avhere  he  is,  you  see.” 

“ But  if  he  should  call?” 

“Of  course  then  Ave  must  be  civil.  We  can 
consider  then  Avhat  is  to  be  done.” 


TOM  BliOWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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CHAPTER  XLIV. 

THE  INTERCEPTED  LETTER-BAG. 

“ Dear  Katie, — At  home,  you  see,  without 
having  answered  your  last  kind  letter  of  coun- 
sel and  sympathy.  But  I couldn’t  write  in 
town,  I was  in  such  a queer  state  all  the  time. 
I enjoyed  nothing,  not  even  the  match  at  Lord’s, 
or  the  race  ; only  walking  at  night  in  the  square, 
and  watching  her  window,  and  seeing  her  at  a 
distance  in  Rotten  Row. 

“ I followed  your  advice  at  last,  though  it 
went  against  the  grain  uncommonly.  It  did 
seem  so  unlike  what  I had  a right  to  expect 
from  them — after  all  the  kindness  my  father 
and  mother  had  shown  them  when  they  came 
into  our  neighborhood,  and  after  I had  been  so 
intimate  there,  running  in  and  oilt  just  like  a 
son  of  their  own — that  they  shouldn’t  take  the 
slightest  notice  of  me  all  the  time  I was  in  Lon- 
don. I shouldn’t  have  wondered  if  you  hadn’t 
explained ; but  after  that,  and  after  you  had 
told  them  my  direction,  and  when  they  knew 
that  I was  within  five  minutes’  walk  of  their 
house  constantly  (for  they  knew  all  about  Grey’s 
schools,  and  that  I was  there  three  or  four  times 
a week),  I do  think  it  was  too  bad.  However, 
as  I was  going  to  tell  you,  I went  at  last,  for  I 
couldn’t  leave  town  without  trying  to  see  her ; 
and  I believe  I have  finished  it  all  off.  I don’t 
know.  I’m  very  low  about  it,  at  any  rate,  and 
want  to  tell  you  all  that  passed,  and  to  hear 
what  you  think.  I have  no  one  to  consult  but 
you,  Katie.  What  should  I do  without  you? 
But  you  were  born  to  help  and  comfort  all  the 
world.  I shan’t  rest  till  I know  what  you  think 
about  this  last  crisis  in  my  history. 

“I  put  off  going  till  my  last  day  in  town, 
and  then  called  twice.  The  first  time,  ‘not  at 
home.’  But  I was  determined  now  to  see  some- 
body and  make  out  something;  so  I left  my 
card,  and  a message  that,  as  I was  leaving  town 
next  day,  I would  call  again.  When  I called 
again  at  about  six  o’clock,  I was  shown  into  the 
library,  and  presently  your  uncle  came  in.  I 
felt  very  uncomfortable,  and  I think  he  did  too ; 
but  he  shook  hands  cordially  enough,  asked  why 
I had  not  called  before,  and  said  he  was  sorry 
to  hear  I was  going  out  of  town  so  soon.  Do 
you  believe  he  meant  it?  I didn’t.  But  it 
put  me  out,  because  it  made  it  look  as  if  it  had 
been  my  fault  that  I hadn’t  been  there  before. 
I said  I didn’t  know  that  he  would  have  liked 
me  to  call,  but  I felt  that  he  had  got  the  best 
of  the  start. 

“Then  he  asked  after  all  at  home,  and  talk- 
ed of  his  boys,  and  how  they  were  getting  on  at 
school.  By  this  time  I had  got  my  head 
again ; so  I went  back  to  my  calling,  and  said 
that  I had  felt  I could  never  come  to  their 
house  as  a common  acquaintance,  and,  as  I did 
not  know  whether  they  would  ever  let  me  come 
in  any  other  capacity,  I had  kept  away  till  now. 

“Your  uncle  didn’t  like  it,  I know;  for  he 
got  up  and  walked  about,  and  then  said  he 
didn’t  understand  me.  Well,  I was  quite  reck- 


less by  this  time.  It  was  my  last  chance,  I 
felt;  so  I looked  hard  into  my  hat,  and  said 
that  I had  been  over  head  and  ears  in  love 
with  Mary  for  two  years.  Of  course  there  was 
no  getting  out  of  the  business  after  that.  I kept 
on  staring  into  my  hat ; so  I don’t  know  how 
he  took  it ; but  the  first  thing  he  said  was  that 
he  had  had  some  suspicions  of  this,  and  now 
my  confession  gave  him  a right  to  ask  me  sev- 
eral questions.  In  the  first  place  : Had  I ever 
spoken  to  her  ? No  ; never  directly.  What 
did  I mean  by  directly  ? I meant  that  I had 
never  either  spoken  or  written  to  her  on  the  sub- 
ject— in  fact,  I hadn’t  seen  her  except  at  a dis- 
tance for  the  last  two  years,  but  I could  not  say 
that  she  might  not  have  found  it  out  from  my 
manner.  Had  I ever  told  any  one  else?  No. 
And  this  was  quite  true,  Katie,  for  both  you 
and  Hardy  found  it  out. 

“ He  took  a good  many  turns  before  speak- 
ing again.  Then  he  said  I had  acted  as  a gen- 
tleman hitherto,  and  he  should  be  very  plain 
with  me.  Of  course  I must  see  that,  looking 
at  my  prospects  and  his  daughter’s,  it  could  not 
be  an  engagement  which  he  could  look  on  with 
much  favor  from  a worldly  point  of  view.  Nev- 
ertheless, he  had  the  highest  respect  and  re- 
gard for  my  family,  so  that,  if  in  some  years’ 
time  I was  in  a position  to  marry,  he  should 
not  object  on  his  §core  ; but  there  were  other 
matters  which  were  in  his  eyes  of  more  impor- 
tance. He  had  heard  (who  could  have  told 
him  ?)  that  I had  taken  up  very  violent  opin- 
ions— opinions  which,  to  say  nothing  more  of 
them,  would  very  much  damage  my  prospects 
of  success  in  life ; and  that  I was  in  the  habit 
of  associating  with  the  advocates  of  such  opin- 
ions— persons  who,  he  must  say,  were  not  fit 
companions  for  a gentleman — and  of  writing 
violent  articles  in  low  revolutionary  new^spapers, 
such  as  the  ‘ Wessex  Freeman.’  Yes,  I con- 
fessed I had  w'l’itten.  Would  I give  up  these 
things  ? I had  a great  mind  to  say  flat.  No, 
and  I believe  I ought  to  have  ; but  as  his  tone 
was  kind,  I couldn’t  help  trying  to  meet  him. 
So  I said  I would  give  up  writing  or  speaking 
publicly  about  such  matters,  but  I couldn’t  pre- 
tend not  to  believe  what  I did  believe.  Fer- 
haps,  as  my  opinions  had  altered  so  much  al- 
ready, very  likely  they  might  again. 

“He  seemed  to  be  rather  amused  at  that, 
and  said  he  sincerely  hoped  they  might.  But 
now  came  the  most  serious  point : he  had 
heard  very  bad  stories  of  me  at  Oxford,  but  he 
would  not  press  me  with  them.  There  were 
too  few  young  men  whose  lives  would  bear  look- 
ing into  for  him  to  insist  much  on  such  matters, 
and  he  was  ready  to  let  by-gones  be  by-gones. 
But  I must  remember  that  he  had  himself  seen 
me  in  one  very  awkward  position.  I broke  in, 
and  said  I had  hoped  that  had  been  explained 
to  him.  I could  not  defend  my  Oxford  life  ; I 
could  not  defend  myself  as  to  this  particul.ar 
case  at  one  time;  but  there  had  been  nothing  in 
it  that  I was  ashamed  of  since  before  the  time  I 
knew  his  daughter. 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


“ On  my  honor,  had  I absolutely  and  entire- 
ly broken  off  all  relations  with  her  ? He  had 
been  told  that  I still  kept  up  a correspondence 
with  her. 

“ Yes,  I still  wrote  to  her,  and  saw  her  occa- 
sionally ; but  it  was  only  to  give  her  news  of  a 
young  man  from  her  village,  who  was  now 
serving  in  India.  He  had  no  other  way  of 
communicating  with  her. 

“It  was  a most  curious  arrangement ; did  I 
mean  that  this  young  man  was  going  to  be  mar- 
ried to  her  ? 

“ I hoped  so. 

“Why  should  he  not  write  to  her  at  once,  if 
they  were  engaged  to  be  married  ? 

“They  Avere  not  exactly  engaged;  it  was 
rather  hard  to  explain.  Here  your  uncle  seem- 
ed to  lose  patience,  for  he  interrupted  me,  and 
said,  ‘Really  it  must  be  clear  to  me,  as  a rea- 
sonable man,  that,  if  this  connection  were  not 
absolutely  broken  olF,  there  must  be  an  end  of 
every  thing,  so  far  as  his  daughter  were  concern- 
ed. Would  I give  my  word  of  honor  to  break  it 
off  at  once,  and  completely  ?’  I tried  to  explain 
again;  but  he  would  har’e  nothing  but  ‘yes’  or 
‘no.’  Dear  Katie,  what  could  I do  ? I have 
written  to  Patty  that,  till  I die,  she  may  always 
reckon  on  me  as  on  a brother  ; and  I have  prom- 
ised Harry  never  to  lose  sight  of  her,  and  to  let 
her  know  every  thing  tha4  happens  to  him. 
Your  uncle  would  not  hear  me ; so  I said,  No. 
And  he  said,  ‘Then  our  interview  had  better 
end,’  and  rang  the  bell.  Somebody,  I’m  sure, 
has  been  slandering  me  to  him  ; who  can  it  be  ? 

“I  didn’t  say  another  word,  or  offer  to  shake 
hands,  but  got  up  and  walked  out  of  the  room, 
as  it  Avas  no  good  Availing  for  the  seiwant  to  come. 
When  I got  into  the  halt  the  front  door  Avas  open, 
and  I heard  her  voice.  I stopped  dead  short. 
She  was  saying  sometliing  to  some  people  Avho 
had  been  riding  Avith  her.  The  next  moment 
the  door  shut,  and  she  tripped  in  in  her  riding- 
habit,  and  gray  gloves  and  hat,  Avith  the  dearest 
little  gray  plume  in  it.  She  Avent  humming 
along,  and  up  six  or  eight  steps,  Avithout  seeing 
me.  Then  I moved  a step,  and  she  stopped  and 
looked,  and  gaA’e  a start.  I don’t  know  Avliether 
my  face  Avas  awfully  miserable ; but  Avhen  our 
eyes  met,  hers  seemed  to  fdl  Avith  pity,  and  un- 
easiness, and  inquiry,  and  the  bright  look  to  melt 
aAvay  altogether ; and  then  she  blushed  and  ran 
downstairs  again,  and  held  outlier  hand,  saying, 
‘ I am  so  glad  to  see  you,  after  all  this  long  time.’ 
I pressed  it,  but  I don’t  think  I said  any  thing. 
I forget ; the  butler  came  into  the  hall,  and 
stood  by  the  door.  She  paused  another  mo- 
ment, looked  confused,  and  then,  as  the  library 
door  opened,  Avent  aivay  up  stairs  with  a kind 
‘good-bye.’  She  dropped  a little  bunch  of  vio- 
lets, Avhich  she  had  AA’orn  in  the  breast  of  her 
habit,  as  she  went  away.  I Avent  and  picked 
them  up,  although  your  uncle  had  noAV  come  out 
of  the  library,  and  then  made  the  best  of  my  Avay 
into  the  street. 

“There,  Katie,  I hai'C  told  you  every  thing 
exactly  as  it  happened.  Do  Avrite  to  me,  dear. 


and  tell  me,  noAV,  what  you  think.  Is  it  all 
over?  What  can  I do?  Can  you  do  any  thing 
for  me  ? I feel  it  is  better  in  one  respect.  Her 
father  can  never  say  noAV  that  I didn’t  tell  him 
all  about  it.  But  what  is  to  happen  ? I am  so 
restless.  I can  settle  to  nothing,  and  do  noth- 
ing, but  fish.  I moon  aAvay  all  my  time  by  the 
Avater-side,  dreaming.  But  I don’t  mean  to  let 
it  beat  me  much  longer.  Here’s  the  fourth  day 
since  I saAV  her.  I came  away  the  next  morn- 
ing. I shall  give  myself  a Aveek;  and,  dear,  do 
Avrite  me  a long  letter  at  once,  and  interpret  it 
all  to  me.  A woman  knoAvs  so  Avondeifully 
Avhat  things  mean.  But  don’t  make  it  out  bet- 
ter than  you  really  think.  Nobody  can  stop  my 
going  on  loving  her,  that’s  a comfort ; and  Avhile 
I can  do  that,  and  don’t  know  that  she  loves  an}^- 
body  else,  I ought  to  be  happier  than  any  other 
man  in  the  world.  Yes,  I ought  to  be,  bat  I 
ain’t.  I Avill  be,  though ; see  if  I Avon’t.  Heigh- 
ho  ! Do  Avrite  directly,  my  dear  counsellor,  to 
your  affectionate  cousin,  T.  B. 

“ P.S. — I had  almost  forgotten  my  usual  bud- 
get. I inclose  my  last  from  India.  You  Avill  see 
by  it  that  Harry  is  getting  on  famously.  I am 
more  glad  than  I can  tell  you  that  my  friend  East 
has  taken  him  as  his  seiwant.  He  couldn’t  be 
under  a better  master.  Poor  Harry ! I some- 
times think  his  case  is  more  hopeless  than  my 
own.  How  is  it  to  come  right?  or  mine?” 

“ Englebourn. 

“Dear  Cousix, — You  Avill believe  hoAV  I de- 
voured your  letter ; though,  Avhen  I had  read 
the  first  few  lines  and  saAv  Avhat  was  coming,  it 
made  me  stop  and  tremble.  At  first  I could 
have  cried  over  it  for  vexation  ; but,  noAv  I haA-e 
thought  about  jt  a little,  I really  do  not  see  any 
reason  to  be  discouraged.  At  any  rate.  Uncle 
Robert  now  knoAA's  all  about  it,  and  Avill  get 
used  to  the  idea,  and  Mary  seems  to  haA'e  re- 
ceived you  just  as  you  ought  to  have  Avished 
that  she  should.  I am  thankful  that  you  have 
left  off  pressing  me  to  Avrite  to  her  about  you, 
for  I am  sure  that  Avould  not  be  honorable  ; 
and,  to  rew’ard  you,  I inclose  a letter  of  hers, 
Avhich  came  yesterday.  Yoir  Avill  see  that  she 
speaks  Avith  such  pleasure  of  having  just  caught 
a glimpse  of  you  that  you  need  not  regret  the 
shortness  of  the  interview.  You  could  not  ex- 
pect her  to  say  more,  because,  after  all,  she  can 
only  guess  ; and  I can  not  do  more  than  ansAver 
as  if  I Avere  quite  innocent  too.  I am  sure  you 
Avill  be  very  thankful  lo  me  some  day  for  not 
haAung  been  your  mouthpiece,  as  I AA^as  so  very 
near  being.  You  need  not  return  the  letter.  I 
suppose  I am  getting  more  hopeful  as  I groAv 
older — indeed,  I am  sure  I am ; for,  three  or  four 
years  ago,  I should  liaA’^e  been  in  despair  about 
you,  and  noAV  I am  nearly  sure  that  all  Avill 
come  right. 

“But,  indeed.  Cousin  Tom,  you  can  not,  or 
ought  not,  to  Avonder  at  Uncle  Robert’s  object- 
ing to  your  opinions.  And  then  I am  so  sur- 
prised to  find  you  saying  that  you  think  you 
may  very  likely  change  them.  Because,  if 


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that  is  the  case,  it  would  be  so  much  better  if 
you  would  not  write  and  talk  about  tliem.  Un- 
less you  are  quite  convinced  of  such  things  as 
you  write  in  that  dreadful  paper,  you  really 
ought  not  to  go  on  writing  them  so  very  much 
as  if  you  believed  them. 

“ And  now  I am  speaking  to  you  about  this, 
which  I have  often  had  on  my  mind  to  speak  to 
you  about,  I must  ask  you  not  to  send  me  that 
‘ Wessex  Freeman  ’ any  more.  I am  always 
delighted  to  hear  what  you  think  ; and  there  is 
a great  deal  in  the  articles  you  mark  for  me 
which  seems  very  fine  ; and  I dare  say  you  quite 
believe  it  all  when  you  write  it.  Only  I am 
quite  afraid  lest  papa  or  any  one  of  the  servants 
should  open  the  papers,  or  get  hold  of  them  af- 
ter I have  opened  them  ; for  I am  sure  there 
are  a great  many  wicked  things  in  the  other 
parts  of  the  paper.  So,  please  do  not  send  it 
me,  but  write  and  tell  me  yourself  any  thing 
that  you  wish  me  to  know  of  what  you  are 
thinking  about  and  doing.  As  I did  not  like  to 
burn  the  papers,  and  was  afraid  to  keep  them  here, 
I have  generally  sent  them  on  to  your  friend  Mr. 
Hardy.  He  does  not  know  who  sends  them  ; 
and  now  you  might  send  them  yourself  straight 
to  him,  as  I do  not  know  his  address  in  the 
country.  As  you  are  going  up  again  to  keep  a 
term,  I wish  you  would  talk  them  over  with 
him,  and  see  w'hat  he  thinks  about  them.  You 
will  think  tl|is  very  odd  of  me,  but  you  know 
you  have  always-  said  how  much  you  rely  on 
his  judgment,  and  that  you  have  learned  so  much 
from  him.  So  I am  sure  you  would  wish  to 
consult  him ; and  if  he  thinks  you  ought  to  go 
on  writing,  it  will  be  a great  help  to  you  to 
know  it. 

“I  am  so  very  glad  to  be  able  to  tell  you 
how  well  Martha  is  going  on.  I have  always 
read  to  her  the  extracts  from  the  letters  from 
India  which  you  have  sent  me,  and  she  is  very 
much  obliged  to  you  for  sending  them.  1 
think  there  is  no  doubt  that  she  is,  and  al- 
ways has  been,  attached  to  poor  widow  Win- 
burn’s  son,  and,  now  that  he  is  behaving  so  well, 
I can  see  that  it  gives  her  great  pleasure  to  hear 
about  him.  Only  I hope  he  will  be  able  to 
come  back  before  very  long,  because  she  is  very 
much  admired,  and  is  likely  to  have  so  many 
chances  of  settling  in  life,  that  it  is  a great 
chance  whether  attachment  to  him  will  be 
strong  enough  to  keep  her  single  if  he  should 
be  absent  for  many  years. 

“Do  you  know  I have  a sort  of  superstition 
that  your  fate  hangs  upon  theirs  in  some  curi- 
ous manner — the  two  stories  have  been  so  in- 
terwoven— and  that  they  will  both  be  settled 
happily  much  sooner  than  we  dare  to  hope  even 
just  now. 

“Don’t  think,  my  dear  cousin,  that  this  letter 
is  cold,  or  that  I do  not  take  the  very  deepest 
interest  in  all  that  concerns  you.  You  and 
Mary  are  always  in  my  thoughts,  and  there  is 
nothing  in  the  world  I would  not  do  for  you 
both  -w'hich  I thought  would  help  you.  I am 
sure  it  would  do  you  harm  if  I were  only  a go-be- 
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tween.  Papa  is  much  as  usual.  He  gets  out 
a good  deal  in  his  chair  in  the  sun  this  fine 
weather.  He  desires  me  to  say  how  glad  he 
should  be  if  you  will  come  over  soon  and  pay 
us  a visit.  I hope  you  will  come  very  soon. 

“Ever  believe  me,  dear  Tom,  your  affection- 
ate cousin,  Katie.” 

“November. 

“ Dear  Tom, — I hear  that  what  you  in  Eng- 
land call  a mail  is  to  leave  camp  this  evening  ; 
so,  that  you  may  liave  no  excuse  for  not  writing 
to  me  constantly,  I am  sitting  down  to  spin  you 
such  a yarn  as  I can  under  the  disadvantageous 
circumstances  in  which  this  will  leave  me. 

“This  time  last  year,  or  somewhere  there- 
abouts, I was  enjoying  academic  life  with  you  at 
Oxford ; and  now  here  I am,  encamped  at  some 
unpronounceable  place  beyond  Umbahi.  You 
won’t  be  much  the  wiser  for  that.  . What  do 
you  know  about  Umbala?  I didn’t  myself 
know  that  there  was  such  a place  till  a month 
ago,  when  we  were  ordered  to  march  up  here. 
But  one  lives  and  learns.  Marching  over  India 
has  its  disagreeables,  of  which  dysentery  and 
dust  are  about  the  worst.  A lot  of  our  fellows 
are  down  with  the  former ; among  others  my 
captain ; so  I’m  in  command  of  the  company. 
If  it  were  not  for  the  glorious  privilege  of  grum- 
bling, I think  that  we  should  all  own  that  we 
liked  the  life.  Moving  about,  though  one  does 
get  frozen  and  broiled  regularly  once  in  twenty- 
fouT  hours,  suits  me  ; besides,  they  talk  of  mat- 
ters coming  to  a crisis,  and  no  end  of  fighting  to 
be  done  directly.  You’ll  know  more  about 
what’s  going  on  from  the  papers  than  we  do,  but 
here  they  say  the  ball  may  begin  any  day ; so 
we  are  making  forced  marches  to  be  up  in  time. 
I wonder  how  I shall  like  it.  Perhaps,  in  my 
next,  I may  tell  you  how  a bullet  sounds  when 
it  comes  at  you.  If  there  is  any  fighting,  I ex- 
pect our  regiment  will  make  their  mark.  We 
are  in  tip-top  order  ; the  colonel  is  a grand  fel- 
low, and  the  regiment  feels  his  hand,,  down  to 
the  youngest  drummer-boy.  What  a deal  of 
good  I will  do  when  I’m  a colonel  I 

“I  duly  delivered  the  inclosure  in  your  last 
to  your  convict,  who  is  rapidly  ascending  the 
ladder  of  promotion.  I am  disgusted  at  this 
myself,  for  I have  had  to  give  him  up,  and  there 
never  was  such  a jewel  of  a servant ; but,  of 
course,  it’s  a great  thing  for  him.  He  is  covering 
sergeant  of  my  company,  and  the  smartest  cov- 
erer  we  have,  too.  I have  got  a regular  broth 
of  a boy,  an  Irishman,  in  his  place,  who  leads 
me  a dog  of  a life.  I took  him  chiefly  because 
he  very  nearly  beat  me  in  a foofr-race.  Our 
senior  major  is  a Pat  himself,  and,  it  seems, 
knew  something  of  Larry’s  powers.  So,  one  day 
at  mess,  he  offered  to  back  him  against  any  one 
in  the  regiment  for  two  hundred  yards.  My 
captain  took  him  and  named  me,  and  it  came 
off  next  day ; and  a precious  narrow  thing  it 
was,  but  I managed  to  win  by  a neck  for  the 
honor  of  the  old  school.  He  is  a lazy  scatter- 
brained creature,  utterly  indifferent  to  fact,  and 


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I am  obliged  to  keep  the  brandy  flask  under  lock 
and  key ; but  the  humor  and  absolute  good- 
temper  of  the  animal  impose  upon  me,  and  I 
really  think  he  is  attached  to  me.  So  I keep 
him  on,  grumbling  horribly  at  the  change  from 
tliat  orderly,  punctual,  clean,  accurate  convict. 
Depend  upon  it,  that  fellow  will  do.  He  makes 
his  way  everywhere,  with  oflScers  and  men.  He 
is  a gentleman  at  heart,  and,  by-the-way,  you 
would  be  surprised  at  the  improvement  in  his 
manners  and  speech.  There  is  hardly  a taste 
of  Berkshire  left  in  his  deealect.  He  has  read 
all  the  books  I could  lend  him  or  borrow  for 
him,  and  is  fast  picking  up  Hindostanee.  So 
you  see,  after  all,  I am  com*e  round  to  your  opin- 
ion that  we  did  a good  afternoon’s  work  on  that 
precious  stormy  common  when  we  carried  off 
the  convict  from  the  authorities  of  his  native 
land,  and  I was  first  under  fire.  As  you  are  a 
performer  in  that  line,  couldn’t  you  carry  off 
his  sweetheart,  and  send  her  out  here  ? After 
the  sea-voyage  there  isn’t  much  above  one  thou- 
sand miles  to  come  by  dauk ; and  tell  her,  with 
my  compliments,  he  is  well  worth  coming  twice 
the  distance  for.  Boor  fellow,  it  is  a bad  look- 
out for  him,  Bm  afraid,  as  he  may  not  get  home 
this  ten  years  ; and,  though  he  isn’t  a kind  to 
be  easily  killed,  there  are  serious  odds  against 
him,  even  if  he  keeps  all  right.  I almost  wish 
you  had  never  told  me  his  story. 

“We  are  going  into  cantonments  as  soon  as 
this  expedition  is  over,  in  a splendid  pig  district, 
and  I look  forward  to  som.e  real  sport.  All  the 
men  who  have  had  any  tell  me  it  beats  the  best 
fox-hunt  all  to  fits  for  excitement.  I have  got 
my  eye  on  a famous  native  horse,  who  is  to  be 
had  cheap.  The  brute  is  in  the  habit  of  kneel- 
ing on  his  masters,  and  tearing  them  with  his 
teeth  when  he  gets  them  off,  but  nothing  can 
touch  him  while  you  keep  on  his  back.  ‘How- 
sumdever,’  as  your  countrymen  say,  I shall 
have  a shy  at  him,  if  I can  get  him  at  my 
price. 

“I’ve  nothing  more  to  say.  There’s  nobody 
yog  know  here,  except  the  convict  sergeant,  and 
it’s  awfully  hard  to  fill  a letter  home  unless 
you’ve  somebody  to  talk  about.  Yes,  by-the- 
way,  there  is  one  little  fellow,  an  ensign,  just 
joined,  who  says  he  remembers  us  at  school. 
He  can’t  be  more  than  eighteen  or  nineteen, 
and  w'as  an  urchin  in  the  lower  school,  I sup- 
pose, when  we  were  leaving.  I don’t  remember 
his  face,  but  it’s  a very  good  one,  and  he  is  a 
bright  gentlemanly  youngster  as  you  would  wish 
to  see.  His  name  is  Jones.  Do  you  remem- 
ber him?  He  will  be  a godsend  to  me.  I 
have  him  to  chum  with  me  on  this  march. 

“ Keep  up  your  letters,  as  you  love  me.  You 
at  home  little  know  what  it  is  to  enjoy  a letter. 
Never  mind  what  you  put  in  it ; any  thing  will 
do  from  home,  and  I’ve  nobody  else  much  to 
write  to  me.  ' 

“There  goes  the  ‘ assembly.’  Why,  I can’t 
think,  seeing  we  have  done  our  day’s  march. 
However,  I must  turn  out  and  see  what’s  up. 

H!  :)C 


“December. 

“ I have  just  fallen  on  this  letter,  which  I had 
quite  forgotten,  or,  rather,  had  fancied  I had 
sent  off  to  you  three  weeks  and  more  ago.  My 
baggage  has  just  come  to  hand,  and  the  scrawl 
turned  up  in  my  paper-case.  Well,  I have 
plenty  to  tell  you  now,  at  any  rate,  if  I have 
time  to  tell  it.  That  ‘ assembly  ’ which  stopped 
me  short,  sounded  in  consequence  of  the  arrival 
of  one  of  the  commander- in-chief’s  aides  in  our 
camp  with  the  news  that  the  enemy  w’as  over 
the  Sutlej.  We  were  to  march  at  once,  with 
two  six-pounders  and  a squadron  of  cavalry,  on 
a fort  occupied  by  an  out-lying  lot  of  them  which 
commanded  a ford,  and  was  to  be  taken  and 
destroyed,  and  the  rascals  who  held  it  dispersed  ; 
after  which  we  were  to  join  the  main  army. 
Our  colonel  had  the  command;  so  we  were  on 
the  route  within  an  hour,  leaving  a company 
and  the  baggage  to  follow  as  it  could ; and  from 
that  time  to  this,  forced  marching  and  hard 
fighting  have  been  the  order  of  the  day. 

“We  drew  first  blood  next  morning.  The 
enemy  w'ere  in  some  force  outside  the  fort,  and 
showed  fight  in  very  rough  ground  covered  with 
bushes,  out  of  which  we  had  to  drive  them — 
which  we  did  after  a sharp  struggle,  and  the 
main  body  drew  off  altogether.  Then  the  fort 
had  to  be  taken.  Our  two  guns  worked  away  at  it 
till  dark.  In  the  night  two  of  the  gunners,  who 
volunteered  for  the  service,  crept  close  up  to  the 
place,  and  reported  that  there  \vas  nothing  to 
hinder  our  running  right  into  it.  Accordingly, 
the  colonel  resolved  to  rush  it  at  daybreak,  and 
my  company  was  told  off  to  lead.  The  captain 
being  absent,  I had  to  command.  I was  with 
tile  dear  old  chief  the  last  thing  at  night,  get- 
ting his  instructions : ten  minutes  with  him  be- 
fore going  into  action  would  make  a hare 
fight. 

“There  was  cover  to  within  one  hundred 
and  fifty  yards  of  the  place  ; and  there  I,  and 
poor  little  Jones  and  the  men,  spent  the  night 
in  a dry  ditch.  An  hour  before  daybreak  we 
were  on  the  alert,  and  served  out  rations,  and 
then  they  began  playing  tricks  on  one  another 
as  if  we  were  out  for  a junketing.  I sat  with 
my  watch  in  my  hand,  feeling  queer,  and  won- 
dering whether  I was  a greater  coward  than  the 
rest.  Then  came  a streak  of  light.  I put  up 
my  watch,  formed  the  men ; up  went  a rocket, 
my  signal,  and  out  into  the  open  we  went  at 
the  double.  We  hadn’t  got  over  a third  of 
the  ground  when  bang  went  the  fort  guns,  and 
the  grape-shot  were  whistling  about  our  ears ; 
so  I shouted  ‘Forward!’  and  away  we  went  as 
hard  as  we  could  go.  I was  obliged  to  go  ahead, 
you  see,  because  every  man  of  them  knew  I had 
beaten  Larry,  their  best  runner,  when  he  had 
no  gun  to  carry ; but  I didn’t  half  like  it,  and 
should  have  blessed  any  hole  or  bramble  which 
Would  have  sent  me  over  and  given  them  time 
to  catch  me.  But  the  ground  was  provokingly 
level ; and  so  I was  at  the  first  mound  and  over 
it  several  lengths  in  front  of  the  men,  and 
among  a lot  of  black  fellows  serving  the  guns. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


They  came  at  me  like  wild-cats,  and  how  I got 
off  is  a mystery.  I parried  a cut  from  one  fel- 
low, and  dodged  a second  ; a third  rushed  at 
my  left  side.  I just  caught  the  flash  of  his 
tulwar,  and  thought  it  was  all  up,  when  he 
jumped  into  the  air,  shot  through  the  heart  by 
Sergeant  Winburn ; and  the  next  moment 
Master  Larry  rushed  by  me  and  plunged  his 
bayonet  into  my  friend  in  front.  It  turned  me 
as  sick  as  a dog.  I can’t  Aincy  any  thing  more 
disagreeable  than  seeing  the  operation  for  the 
first  time,  except  being  struck  one’s  self.  The 
supporting  companies  were  in  in  another  min- 
ute, with  the  dear  old  chief  himself,  who  came 
up  and  shook  hands  with  me,  and  said  I had 
done  credit  to  the  regiment.  Then  I began  to 
look  about,  and  missed  poor  little  Jones.  We 
found  him  about  twenty  yards  from  the  phlfce, 
with  two  grape-shot  through  him,  stone  dead, 
and  smiling  like  a child  asleep.  We  buried 
him  in  the  fort.  I cut  off  some  of  his  hair,  and 
sent  it  home  to  his  mother.  Her  last  letter 
was  in  his  breast  pocket,  and  a lock  of  bright 
brown  hair  of  some  one’s.  I sent  them  back, 
too,  and  his  sword. 

“ Since  then  we  have  been  with  the  army, 
and  had  three  or  four  general  actions ; about 
which  I can  tell  you  nothing,  except  that  we 
have  lost  about  a third  of  the  regiment,  and 
haveahvays  been  told  we  have  won.  Steps  go 
fast  enough  ; my  captain  died  of  wounds  and 
dysentery  a week  ago  ; so  I have  the  company 
in  earnest.  How  long  I shall  hold  it  is  another 
question  ; for,  though  there’s  a slack,  we  haven’t 
done  with  sharp  work  yet,  I can  see. 

“ How  often  we’ve  talked,  years  ago,  of  what 
it  must  feel  like  going  into  battle!  Well,  the 
chief  thing  I felt  when  the  grape  came  down 
pretty  thick  for  the  first  time,  as  we  were  ad- 
vancing, was  a sort  of  gripes  in  the  stomach 
which  made  me  want  to  go  forward  stooping. 
But  I didn’t  give  in  to  it ; the  chief  was  riding 
close  behind  us,  joking  the  youngsters  who 
were  ducking  their  heads,  and  so  cheery  and 
cool  that  he  made  old  soldiers  of  us  at  once. 
What  with  smoke,  and  dust,  and  excitement, 
you  know  scarcely  any  thing  of  what  is  going 
on.  The  finest  sight  I have  seen  is  the  artil- 
lery going  into  action.  Nothing  stops  those 
fellows.  Places  you  would  crane  at  out  hunt- 
ing they  go  right  over,  guns,  carriages,  men, 
'and  all,  leaving  any  cavalry  we’ve  got  out  here 
well  behind.  Do  you  know  what  a nullah  is  ? 
Well,  it’s  a great  gap,  like  a huge  dry  canal,  fif- 
teen or  twenty  feet  deep.  We  were  halted  be- 
hind one  in  the  last  great  fight,  waiting  the  or- 
der to  advance,  when  a battery  came  up  at  full 
gallop.  We  all  made  sure  they  must  be  pulled 
up  by  the  nullah.  They  never  pulled  bridle. 

‘ Leading  gun,  right  turn  !’  sang  out  the  subal- 
tern ; and  down  they  went  sideways  into  the 
nullah.  Then,  ‘ Left  turn  ;’  up  the  other  bank, 
one  gun  after  another,  the  horses  scrambling 
like  cats  up  and  down  places  that  my  men  had 
to  use  their  hands  to  scramble  up,  and  away  on 
the  other  side  to  withA  two  hundred  yards  of 


the  enemy  ; and  then,  round  like  lightning,  and 
look  out  in  front. 

“Altogether  it’s  sickening  work,  though 
there’s  a grand  sort  of  feeling  of  carrying  your 
life  in.  your  hand.  They  say  the  Sepoy  regi- 
ments have  behaved  shamefully.  There  is  no 
sign  of  any  thing  like  funk  among  our  fellows 
that  I have  seen.  Sergeant  Winburn  has  dis- 
tinguished himself  everywhere.  He  is  like  my 
shadow,  and,  I can  see,  tries  to  watch  over  my 
precious  carcass  and  get  between  me  and  danger. 
He  would  be  a deal  more  missed  in  the  world 
than  I.  Except  you,  old  friend,  I don’t  know 
who  would  care  much  if  I were  knocked  over 
to-morrow.  Aunts  and  cousins  are  my  nearest 
relations.  You  know  I never  was  a snuffler ; 
but  this  sort  of  life  makes  one  serious,  if  one 
has  any  reverence  at  all  in  one.  You’ll  be  glad 
to  have  this  line,  if  you  don’t  hear  from  me 
again.  I’ve  often  thought  in  the  last  month 
that  we  shall  never  see  one  another  again  in 
this  world.  But,  whether  in  this  world  or  any 
other,  you  know  I am  and  always  shall  be  your 
affectionate  friend,  H.  East.” 

“ Camp  ON  THE  Sutlej.  JaiiuarjL 

“Dear  Master  Tom, — The  captain’s  last 
words  was,  if  any  thing  happened  I was  to  be 
sure  to  write  and  tell  you.  And  so  I take  up 
my  pen,  though  you  will  know  as  I am  not 
used  to  writing,  to  tell  you  the  misfortune  as 
has  happened  to  our  regiment.  Because  if  you 
was  to  ask  any  man  in  our  regiment,  let  it  be 
who  it  would,  he  would  say  as  the  captain  was 
the  best  officer  as  ever  led  men.  Not  but  what 
there’s  a many  of  them  as  will  go  to  the  front 
as  brave  as  lions,4p,nd  don’t  value  shot  no  more 
than  if  it  was  rotten  apples  ; and  men  as  is  men 
will  go  after  such.  But  ’tis  the  captain’s  man- 
ner and  ways,  with  a kind  word  for  any  poor 
fellow  as  is  hurt,  or  sick  and  tired,  and  making- 
no  account  of  hisself,  and,  as  you  may  say,  no 
bounce  with  him  ; that’s  Avhat  makes  the  differ- 
ence. 

“As  it  might  be  last  Saturday,  ^Ye  cqme 
upon  the  enemy  where  he  was  posted  very 
strong,  with  guns  all  along  his  front,  and 
served  till  we  got  right  up  to  them,  the  gunners 
being  cut  down  and  bayoneted  when  we  got 
right  up  among  them,  and  no  quarter  given ; 
and  there  was  great  banks  of  earth,  too,  to 
clamber  over,  and  more  guns  behind  ; so,  with 
the  marching  up  in  front  and  losing  so  many 
officers  and  men,  our  regiment  was  that  wild 
when  we  got  among  them  t’was  awful  to  see, 
and,  if  there  was  any  prisoners  taken,  it  was 
more  by  mistake  than  not. 

“Me  and  three  or  four  more  settled,  when 
the  word  came  to  prepare  for  action,  to  keep 
with  the  captain,  because  ’twas  known  to  every 
one  as  no  odds  would  stop  him,  and  he  would 
never  mind  hisself.  The  dust  and  smoke  and 
noise  was  that  thick  you  couldn’t  sec  nor  hear 
any  thing  after  our  regiment  was  in  action  ; 
but,  so  far  as  I seen,  when  we  was  wheeled  into 
line,  and  got  the  word  to  advance,  there  was  as 


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it  might  be  as  far  as  from  our  old  cottage  to  the 
Hawk’s  Lynch  to  go  over  before  we  got  to  the 
guns,  which  was  playing  into  us  all  the  way. 
Our  line  went  up  very  steady,  only  where  men 
was  knocked  down  ; and,  when  we  come  to 
within  a matter  of  sixty  yards,  the  officers 
jumped  out  and  waved  their  swords,  for  ’twas 
no  use  to  give  words,  and  the  ranks  was  broken 
by  reason  of  the  running  up  to  take  the  guns 
from  the  enemy.  Me  and  the  rest  went  after 
the  captain  ; but  he,  being  so  light  of  foot,  was 
first,  by  maybe  ten  yards  or  so,  at  the  mound, 
and  so  up  befoi’e  we  was  by  him.  But,  though 
they  was  all  round  him  like  bees  when  we  got 
to  him,  ’twas  not  then  as  he  was  hit.  There 
was  more  guns  farther  on,  and  we  and  they 
drove  on  all  together ; and,  though  they  was 
beaten,  being  fine  tall  men  and  desperate,  there 
was  many  of  them  fighting  hard,  and,  as  you 
might  say,  a man  scarcely  knowed  how  he  got 
hit.  I kept  to  the  captain  as  close  as  ever  I 
could,  but  there  was  times  when  I had  to  mind 
myself.  Just  as  tve  come  to  the  last  guns, 
Larry,  that’s  the  captain’s  servant,  was  trying 
by  hisself  to  turn  one  of  them  round,  so  as  to 
fire  on  the  enemy  as  they  took  the  river  to  the 
back  of  their  lines  all  in  a huddle.  So  I turned 
to  lend  him  a hand ; and  when  I looked  round 
next  moment  there  was  the  captain  a staggering 
like  a drunken  man,  and  he  so  strong  and  lis- 
som up  to  then,  and  never  had  a scratch  since 
the  war  begun,  and  this  the  last  minute  of  it 
jn-etty  nigh,  for  the  enemy  was  all  cut  to  pieces 
and  drowned  that  day.  I got  to  him  before  he 
fell,  and  we  laid  Iiim  down  gently,  and  did  the 
best  we  could  for  him.  But  he  was  bleeding 
dreadfully  with  a great  gashAi  his  side,  and  his 
arm  broke,  and  two  gunshot  wounds.  Our 
surgeon  was  killed,  and  ’twas  hours  before  his 
wounds  was  dressed,  and  ’twill  be  God’s  mercy 
if  ever  he  gets  round ; though  they  do  say,  if 
the  fever  and  dysentery  keeps  off,  and  he  can 
get  out  of  this  country  home,  there’s  no  know- 
ing but  he  may  get  the  better  of  it  all,  but  not  to 
serve  with  the  regiment  again  for  years  to  come. 

“1  hope.  Master  Tom,  as  I’ve  told  you  all 
the  captain  would  like  as  you  should  know  ; 
only,  not  being  much  used  to  writing,  I hope 
you  will  excuse  mistakes.  And  if  so  be  that  it 
won’t  be  too  much  troubling  of  yon,  and  the 
captain  should  go  home,  and  you  could  write 
to  say  how  things  was  going  on  at  home  as  be- 
fore, Avhich  the  captain  always  gave  to  me  to 
read  when  the  mail  come  in,  it  would  *be  a 
great  help  towards  keeping  up  of  a good  heart 
in  a foreign  land,  which  is  hard  at  times  to  do. 
There  is  some  things  which  I make  bold  to  send 
by  a comrade  going  home  sick.  I don’t  know 
as  tliey  will  seem  much,  but  I hope  as  you  will 
accept  of  the  sword,  which  belonged  to  one  of 
their  officers,  and  the  rest  to  her.  Also,  on  ac- 
count of  what  was  in  the  last  piece  as  you  for- 
warded, I send  a letter  to  go  along  with  the 
things,  if  Miss  Winter,  who  liave  been  so  kind, 
or  you,  would  deliver  the  same.  To  whom  I 
make  bold  to  send  my  respects  as  well  as  to 


yourself,  and  hoping  this  will  find  you  v/ell  and 
all  friends,  and 

“ From  your  respeeful, 

“Henky  Winbukn, 
^^Color-sergeant,  lOlsf  Regiment.'^ 

“ March. 

“My  dear  Tom, — I begin  to  think  I may 
see  you  again  yet,  but  it  has  been  a near  shave. 
I hope  Sergeant  Winburn’s  letter,  and  the  re- 
turns, in  which  I see  I was  put  down  “ danger- 
ously wounded,”  will  not  have  frightened  you 
very  much.  The  war  is  over  ; and  if  I live  to 
get  down  to  Calcutta,  you  will  see  me  in  the 
summer,  please  God.  The  end  was  like  the 
beginning — going  right  up  to  the  guns.  Our 
regiment  is  frightfully  cut  up  ; there  are  only 
tl#ee  hundred  men  left  under  arms — the  rest 
dead  or  in  hospital.  I am  sick  at  heart  at  it, 
and  weak  in  body,  and  can  only  write  a few 
lines  at  a time,  but  will  get  on  with  this  as  I 
can,  in  time  for  next  mail. 

^ sK 

“ Since  beginning  this  letter  I have  had  an- 
other relapse.  So,  in  case  I should  never  finish 
it,  I will  say  at  once  what  I most  want  to  say. 
Winburn  has  saved  my  life  more  than  once,  and 
is  besides  one  of  the  noblest  and  bravest  fellows 
in  the  world ; so  I mean  to  provide  for  him  in 
case  any  thing  should  happen  to  me.  I have 
made  a will,  and  appointed  you  my  executor, 
and  left  him  a legacy.  You  must  buy  his  dis- 
charge, and  get  him  home  and  married  to  the 
Englebourn  beauty  as  soon  as  possible.  But 
what  I want  you  to  understand  is,  that  if  the 
legacy  isn’t  enough  to  do  this,  and  make  all 
straight  with  her  old  curmudgeon  of  a father,  it 
is  my  first  wish  that  whatever  will  do  it  should 
be  made  up  to  him.  He  has  been  in  hospital 
with  a bad  flesh  wound,  and  has  let  out  to  me 
the  whole  of  his  story,  of  which  you  had  only 
given  me  the  heads.  If  that  young  woman 
does  not  wait  for  him,  and  book  him,  I shall 
give  up  all  faith  in  petticoats.  Now  that’s  done, 
I feel  more  at  ease. 

“ Let  me  see.  I haven’t  written  for  six 
weeks  and  more,  just  before  our  last  great  fight. 
You’ll  know  all  about  it  from  the  papers  long 
before  you  get  this- — a bloody  business — I anr 
loath  to  think  of  it.  I was  knocked  over  in  the 
last  of  their  entrenchments,  and  should  then 
and  there  have  bled  to  death  had  it  not  been  for 
Winburn.  He  never  left  me,  though  the  kill- 
ing, and  plundering,  and  roystering  afterwards 
was  going  on  all  around,  and  strong  temptation 
to  a fellow  tvhen  his  blood  is  up,  and  he  sees  his 
comrades  at  it,  after  such  work  as  we  had  had. 
What’s  more,  he  caught  my  Irish  fellow  and 
made  him  stay  by  me  too,  and  between  them 
they  managed  to  prop  me  up  and  stop  the 
bleeding,  though  it  was  touch  and  go.  I nev- 
er thought  they  would  manage  it.  You  can’t 
think  what  a curious  feeling  it  is,  the  life  going 
out  of  you.  I was  perfectly  conscious,  and 
knew  all  they  were  doing  and  saying,  and 
thought  quite  clearly, ‘‘though  in  a sort  of 


TOM  BROWN 

dreamy  way,  about  you,  and  a whole  jumble  of 
peojDle  and  things  at  home.  It  was  the  most 
curious  painless  mixture  of  dream  and  life,  get- 
ting more  dreamy  every  minute.  I don’t  sup- 
pose I could  have  opened  my  eyes  or  spoken ; 
at  any  rate,  I had  no  wish  to  do  so,  and  didn’t 
try.  Several  times  the  thought  of  death  came 
close  to  me;  and  whether  it  was  the  odd  state 
I was  in,  or  what  else,  I don’t  know,  but  the 
only  feeling  I had  was  one  of  intense  curiosity. 
I should  think  I must  have  lain  there,  with 
Winburn  supporting  my  head,  and  moistening 
my  lips  with  rum-and-water,  for  four  or  five 
hours,  before  a doctor  could  be  got.  He  had 
managed  to  drive  Larry  about  till  he  had  found, 
or  borrowed,  or  stolen  the  drink,  and  then  kept 
him  making  short  cruises  in  search  of  help  in 
the  sliape  of  hospital-staff,  ambulances,  or  doc- 
tors, from  which  Master  Larry  always  came 
back  without  the  slightest  success.  My  belief 

is,  he  employed  those  precious  minutes,  when 
lie  was  from  under  his  sergeant’s  eye,  in  looting. 
At  last,  Winburn  got  impatient,  and  I heard 
him  telling  Larry  what  he  was  to  do  while  he 
was  gone  himself  to  find  a doctor  ; and  then  I 
was  moved  as  gently  as  if  I had  been  a sick 
girl.  I heard  him  go  off  with  a limp,  but  did 
not  know  till  long  after  of  his  wound. 

“ Larry  had  made  such  a wailing  and  to-do 
when  they  first  found  me,  that  a natural  reaction 
now  set  in,  and  he  began  gently  and  tenderly  to 
run  over  in  his  mind  what  could  be  made  out 
of  ‘ the  captin,’  and  what  would  become  of  his 
things.  I found  out  this,  partly  through  his 
habit  of  talking  to  himself,  and  partly  from  the 
precaution  which  he  took  of  ascertaining  where 
my  watch  and  purse  were,  and  what  else  I had 
upon  me.  It  tickled  me  immensely  to  hear 
him.  Presently  I found  he  was  examining  my 
boots,  which  he  pronouneed  ‘ iligant  entirely,’ 
and  wondered  whether  he  could  get  them  on. 
The  ‘serjint’  would  never  want  them.  And 
he  then  proceeded  to  assert,  while  he  actually 
began  unlacing  them,  that  the  ‘captin’  would 
never  have  ‘ bet  him  ’ but  for  the  boots,  which 
‘ was  worth  ten  feet  in  a furlong  to  any  man.’ 

‘ Shure  ’tis  too  late  now  ; but  wouldn’t  I 
like  to  run  him  agin  with  the  bare  feet?’  I 
couldn’t  stand  that,  and  just  opened  my  eyes  a 
little,  and  rnoved  my  hand,  and  said,  ‘ Done.’ 
‘I  wanted  to  add,  ‘you  rascal,’  but  that  was  too 
much  for  me.  Larry’s  face  of  horror,  which  I 
just  caught  through  my  half- opened  eyes, 
Avould  have  made  me  roar,  if  I had  had  strength 
for  it.  I believe  the  resolution  I made  that  he 
should  never  go  about  in  my  boots  helped  me 
to  pull  through  ; but,  as  soon  as  Winburn  came 
back  with  the  doctor.  Master  Larry  departed, 
and  I much  doubt  whether  I shall  ever  set  eyes 
on  him  again  in  the  flesh.  Not  if  he  can  help 

it,  certainly.  The  regiment,  what’s  left  of  it,  is 
away  in  the  Punjaub,  and  he  with  it.  Win- 
burn, as  I told  you,  is  hard  hit,  but  no  danger. 

I have  great  hopes  that  he  will  be  invalided. 
You  may  depend  upon  it  he  will  escort  me 
home,  if  any  interest  of  mine  can  manage  it; 


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and  the  dear  old  chief  is  so  kind  to  me  that  I 
think  he  will  arrange  it  somehow. 

“I  must  bo  wonderfully  better  to  have  spun 
such  a yarn.  Writing  those  first  ten  lines 
nearly  finished  me,  a week  ago,  and  now  I am 
scarcely  tired  after  all  this  scrawl.  If  that 
rascal  Larry  escapes  hanging  another  year, 
and  comes  back  home,  I will  run  him  yet,  and 
thrash  his  head  oif. 

“There  is  something  marvellously  life-giving 
in  the  idea  of  sailing  for  old  England  again ; 
and  I mean  to  make  a strong  fight  for  seeing 
you  again,  old  boy.  God  bless  you ! Write 
again  for  the  chance,  directing  to  my  agents  at 
Calcutta,  as  before.  Ever  your  half-alive,  but 
whole-hearted  and  affectionate  friend, 

“H.  East.” 


CHAPTER  XLV. 
master’s  term. 

One  more  look  into  the  old  college  where 
we  have  spent  so  much  time  already,  not,  I 
hope,  altogether  unpleasantly.  Our  hero  is  up 
in  the  summer  term,  keeping  his  three  weeks’ 
residence,  the  necessary  preliminary  to  an  M.A. 
degree.  We  find  him  sitting  in  Hardy’s  rooms  ; 
tea  is  over,  scouts  out  of  college,  candles  light- 
ed, and  silence  reigning,  except  when  distant 
sounds  of  mirth  come  from  some  under-grad- 
uates’ rooms  on  the  opposite  side  of  quad, 
through  the  open  windows. 

Hardy  is  deep  in  the  budget  of  Indian  letters, 
some  of  which  we  have  read  in  the  last  chapter ; 
and  Tom  reads  them  over  again  as  his  friend 
finishes  them,  and  then  carefully  folds  them  up 
and  puts  them  back  in  their  places  in  a large 
pocket-case.  Except  an  occasional  explanato- 
ry remark,  or  exclamation  of  interest,  no  word 
passes  until  Hardy  finishes  the  last  letter. 
Then  he  breaks  out  into  praises  of  the  two 
Harrys,  which  gladden  Tom’s  heart  as  he  fast- 
ens the  case,  and  puts  it  back  in  his  pocket, 
saying,  “ Yes,  you  won’t  find  two  finer  fellows 
in  a long  summer’s  day ; no,  nor  in  twenty.” 

“ And  you  expect  them  home,  then,  in  a week 
or  two  ?” 

“Yes,  I think  so.  Just  about  the  time  I 
shall  be  going  down.” 

“ Don’t  talk  about  going  down.  You  haven’t 
been  here  a week.” 

“Just  a week.  One  out  of  three.  Three 
weeks  wasted  in  keeping  one’s  Master’s  term ! 
Why  can’t  you  give  a fellow  his  degree  quietly, 
without  making  him  come  and  kick  his  heels 
here  for  three  weeks  ?” 

“You  ungrateful  dog!  Do  you  mean  to  say 
you  haven’t  enjoyed  coming  back,  and  sitting 
in  dignity  in  the  bachelors’  seats  in  chapel,  and 
at  the  bachelors’  table  in  hall,  and  thinking 
how  much  wiser  you  are  than  the  under-gradu- 
ates? Besides,  your  old  friends  want  to  see 
you,  and  you  ought  to  want  to  see  them.” 

“Well,  I’m  very  glad  to  see  something  of  you 
again,  old  fellow.  I don’t  find  that  a year’s  ab- 


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TOM  BKOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


sence  has  made  any  change  in  you.  But  who 
else  is  there  that  I care  to  see?  My  old 
friends  are  gone,  and  the  year  has  made  a great 
gap  between  me  and  the  youngsters.  They 
look  on  me  as  a sort  of  don.” 

“ Of  course  they  do.  Why,  yon  are  a sort  of 
don.  You  will  be  an  M.A.  in  a fortnight,  and 
a member  of  Convocation.” 

‘ ‘ Very  likely  ; but  I don’t  appreciate  the  dig- 
nity. I can  tell  you  being  up  here  now  is  any 
thing  but  enjoyable.  You  have  never  broken 
with  the  place.  And  then,  you  always  did 
your  duty,  and  have  done  the  college  credit. 
You  can’t  enter  into  the  feelings  of  a fellow 
Avhose  connection  with  Oxford  has  been  quite 
broken  off,  and  who  wasted  three  parts  of  his 
time  here,  when  he  comes  back  to  keep  his 
Master’s.” 

“ Come,  come,  Tom.  You  might  have  read 
more,  certainly,  with  benefit  to  yourself  and  the 
college,  and  taken  a higher  degree.  But,  after 
all,  didn’t  the  place  do  you  a great  deal  of 
good  ? and  you  didn’t  do  it  much  harm.  I 
don’t  like  to  see  you  in  this  sort  of  gloomy 
state ; it  isn’t  natural  to  you.” 

“It  is  becoming  natural.  You  haven’t  seen 
much  of  me  during  the  last  year,  or  you  would 
have  remarked  it.  And  then,  as  I tell  you, 
Oxford,  when  one  has  nothing  to  do  in  it  but 
to  moon  about,  thinking  over  one’s  past  follies 
and  sins,  isn’t  cheerful.  It  never  was  a very 
cheerful  place  to  me  at  the  best  of  times.” 

“ Not  even  at  pulling  times?” 

“Well,  the  river  is  the  part  I like  best  to 
think  of.  But  even  the  river  makes  me  rather 
melancholy  now.  One  feels  one  has  done  with 
it.” 

‘ ‘ Why,  Tom,  I believe  your  melancholy  comes 
from  their  not  having  asked  you  to  pull  in  the 
boat.” 

“ Perhaps  it  does.  Don’t  you  call  it  degrad- 
ing to  be  pulling  in  the  torpid  in  one’s  old  age?” 
“ Mortified  vanity,  man ! They  have  a capi- 
tal boat.  I wonder  how  we  should  have  liked 
to  have  been  turned  out  for  some  bachelor  just 
because  he  had  pulled  a good  oar  in  his  day  ?” 

‘ ‘ Not  at  all.  I don’t  blame  the  young  ones, 
and  I hope  I do  my  duty  in  the  torpid.  By- 
the-way,  they’re  an  uncommonly  nice  set  of 
youngsters.  Much  better  behaved  in  every  Avay 
than  we  Avere,  unless  it  is  that  they  put  on  their 
best  manners  before  me.” 

“No,  I don’t  think  they  do.  The  fact  is, 
they  are  really  fine  young  fellow's.” 

“ So  I think.  And  I’ll  tell  you  what.  Jack — 
since  Ave  are  sitting  and  talking  our  minds  to 
one  another  at  last,  like  old  times — somebody  has 
made  the  most  Avonderful  change  in  this  college. 
I rather  think  it  is  seeing  Avhat  St.  Ambrose’s  is 
now-,  and  thinking  Avhat  it  Avas  in  my  time,  and 
Avhat  an  uncommon  member  of  society  I should 
have  turned  out  if  I had  had  the  luck  to  have 
.been  here  now  instead  of  then,  that  makes  me 
doAvn  in  the  mouth — more  even  than  having  to 
pull  in  the  torpid  instead  of  the  racing  boat.” 
“You  do  think  it  is  improA'ed,  then?” 


“Think!  Why  it  is  a different  place  alto- 
gether ; and,  as  you  are  the  only  new  tutor,  it 
must  have  been  your  doing.  Noav  I Avant  to 
know  your  secret.” 

“ I’ve  no  secret,  except  taking  a real  interest  in 
all  that  the  men  do,  and  living  Avith  them  as 
much  as  I can.  You  may  fancy  it  isn’t  much 
of  a trial  to  me  to  steer  the  boat  doAvn,  or  run  on 
the  bank  and  coach  the  creAv.” 

“Ah!  I remember;  you Avere beginning  that 
before  I left,  in  your  first  year.  I knew  that 
would  answ’er.” 

“Yes.  The  fact  is,  I find  that  just  Avhat  I 
like  best  is  the  very  best  thing  for  the  men. 
With  A'ery  few  exceptions  they  are  all  glad  to  be 
stirred  up,  and  meet  me  nearly  half-way  in  read- 
ing, and  three-quarters  in  CA'ery  thing  else.  I 
belicA-e  they  Avould  make  me  Captain  to-mor- 
roAV.” 

“ And  Avliy  don’t  you  let  them,  then  ?” 

“No;  there’s  a time  for  every Jthing.  I go 
in  in  the  scratch  fours  for  thepeAvters,  and — more 
by  token — my  crew  Avon  them  tAVO  years  running. 
Look  at  my  trophies,”  and  he  pointed  to  tw'o 
peAvter  pots,  engraA'ed  Avith  the  college  arms, 
Avhich  stood  on  his  sideboard. 

“Well,  I dare  say  you’re  right.  But  what 
does  the  president  say  ?” 

“ Oh,  he  is  a convert.  Didn’t  you  see  him 
on  the  bank  Avhen  you  torpids  made  your  bump 
the  other  night?” 

“ No,  you  don’t  mean  it ! Well,  do  you  know, 
a sort  of  vision  of  black  tights  and  a broad-brim- 
med hat  crossed  me,  but  I never  gaA-e  it  a sec- 
ond thought.  And  so  the  president  comes  out 
to  see  the  St.  Ambrose  boat  row  ?” 

“ Seldom  misses  tAvo  nights  running.” 

“Then  ‘ carry  me  out,  and  bury  me  decent- 
ly.’ Have  you  seen  old  Tom  Avalking  round 
PeckAvater  lately  on  his  clapper,  smoking  a ci- 
gar Avith  the  Dean  of  Christchurch  ? Don’t  be 
afraid.  I am  ready  for  any  thing  you  like  to 
tell  me.  DraAV  any  amount  you  like  on  my 
faith  ; I shall  honor  the  draft  after  that.” 

“ The  president  isn’t  a bad  judge  of  an  oar, 
Avhen  he  sets  his  mind  to  it.” 

“ Isn’t  he  ? But,  I say.  Jack — no  sell — hoAv 
in  the  Avorld  did  it  happen?” 

‘ ‘ I believe  it  happened  chiefly^  through  his 
talks  Avith  me.  When  I was  first  made  tutor  he 
sent  for  me  and  told  me  he  had  heard  I encour-* 
aged  the  young  men  in  boating,  and  he  must 
positively  forbid  it.  I didn’t  much  care  about 
staying  up  ; so  I Avas  pretty  plain  Avith  him,  and 
said,  ‘ if  I Avas  not  alloAved  to  take  the  line  I 
thought  best  in  such  matters  I must  resign  at 
the  end  of  term.’  He  assented,  but  afteiuvards 
thought  better  of  it,  and  sent  for  me  again,  and 
Ave  had  several  encounters.  I took  my  ground 
very  civilly  but  firmly,  and  he  had  to  give  up 
one  objection  after  another.  I think  the  turn- 
ing-point Avas  Avhen  he  quoted  St.  Paul  on  me, 
and  said  I Avas  teaching  boys  to  Avorship  physical 
strength,  instead  of  teaching  them  to  keep  under 
their  bodies  and  bring  them  into  subjection. 
Of  course  I countered  him  there  Avith  tremon- 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


dous  effect.  The  old  boy  took  it  very  well,  only 
saying  he  feai-ed  it  was  no  use  to  argue  further 
— iu  this  matter  of  boat-racing  he  had  come  to 
a conclusion,  not  without  serious  thought,  many 
years  before.  However,  he  came  round  quietly, 
and  so  he  has  on  other  points.  In  fact,  he  is  a 
wonderfully  open-minded  man  for  his  age,  if 
you  only  put  things  to  him  the  right  way.” 

“ Has  he  come  round  about  gentlemen-com- 
moners  ? I see  you’ve  only  two  or  three  up.” 
“Yes.  We  haven’t  given  up  taking  them  al- 
together. I hope  that  may  come  soon.  But  I 
and  another  tutor  took  to  plucking  them  ruth- 
lessly, at  matriculation,  unless  they  were  quite 
up  to  the  commoner  standard.  The  consequence 
v>'as,  a row  in  common  room.  We  stood  out, 
and  won.  Luckily,  as  you  know,  it  has  always 
been  given  out  here  that  all  under-graduates, 
gentleraen-commoners  and  commoners,  have  to 
pass  the  same  eollege  examinations,  and  to  at- 
tend the  same  courses  of  lectures.  You  know 
also  what  a' mere  sham  and  pretense  the  rule 
had  become.  Well,  we  simply  made  a reality 
of  it,  and  in  answer  to  all  objectors  said,  ‘Is  it 
our  rule  or  not  ? If  it  is,  we  are  bound  to  act 
on  it.  If  you  want  to  alter  it,  there  are  the 
regular  ways  of  doing  so.’  After  a little  grum- 
bling, they  let  us  have  our  way,  and  the  conse- 
quence is,  that  velvet  is  getting  scarce  at  St. 
Ambrose.” 

“What  a blessing!  What  other  miracles 
have  you  been  performing  ?” 

“ The  best  reform  W'e  have  carried  is  throw- 
ing the  kitchen  and  cellar  open  to  the  under- 
graduates.” 

“ W-h-e-w  ! That’s  just  the  sort  of  reform 
we  should  have,  appreciated.  Fancy  Drysdale’s 
lot  with  the  key  of  the  college  cellars  at  about 
ten  o’clock  on  a shiny  night.” 

“You  don’t  quite  understand  the  reform. 
You  remember,  when  you  were  an  under-gradu- 
ate you  couldn’t  give  a dinner  in  college,  and 
you  had  to  buy  your  wine  anywhere  ?” 

“Yes  ; and  awful  fire-water  we  used  to  get. 
The  governor  supplied  me,  like  a wise  man.” 
“Well,  we  have  placed  the  college  in  the  re- 
lation of  benevolent  father.  Every  under-grad- 
uate now  can  give  two  dinners  a term  in  his 
own  rooms  from  the  kitehen ; or  more,  if  he 
comes  and  asks,  and  has  any  reason  to  give. 
We  take  care  that  they  have  a good  dinner  at  a 
reasonable  rate,  and  the  men  are  delighted  with 
the  arrangement.  I don’t  believe  there  are 
three  men  in  the  college  now  who  have  hotel 
bills.  And  we  let  them  have  all  their  wine  out 
of  the  college  cellars.” 

“ That’s  what  I call  good  common  sense. 
Of  course  it  must  answer  in  every  way.  And 
you  find  they  all  come  to  you  ?” 

“ Almost  all.  They  can’t  get  any  thing  like 
the  wine  we  give  them  at  the  price,  and  they 
know  it.” 

“ Do  you  make  them  pay  ready  money?” 
“The  dinners  and  wine  are  charged  in  their 
battel  bills ; so  they  have  to  pay  once  a term, 
just  as  they  do  for  their  orders  at  commons.” 


“ It  must  swell  their  battel  bills  awfully.” 

“Yes,  but  battel  bills  always  come  in  at  the 
beginning  of  term,  when  they  are  flush  of  mon- 
ey. Besides,  they  all  know  that  battel  bills 
must  be  paid.  In  a small  way,  it  is  the  best 
thing  that  ever  was  done  for  St.  Ambrose’s. 
You  see  it  cuts  so  many  ways.  Keeps  men  in 
college,  knocks  off  the  most  objectionable  bills 
at  inns  and  pastry  cooks’,  keeps  them  from  be- 
ing poisoned,  makes  them  pay  their  bills  regu- 
larly, shows  them  that  we  like  them  be  able 
to  live  like  gentlemen — ” 

“ And  lets  you  dons  know  what  they  are  all 
about,  and  how  much  they  spend  in  the  way  of 
entertaining.” 

“Yes  ; and  a very  good  thing  for  them  too. 
They  know  that  we  shall  not  interfere  while  they 
behave  like  gentlemen.” 

“ Oh,  I’m  not  objecting.  And  was  this  your 
doing,  too?” 

“No;  a joint  business.  We  hatched  it  in 
the  common  room,  and  then  the  bursar  spoke 
to  the  president,  who  was  furious,  and  said  we 
were  giving  the  sanction  of  the  college  to  dis- 
graceful luxury  and  extravagance.  Luckily  he 
had  not  the  power  of  stopping  us,  and  now  is 
convinced.” 

“ The  goddess  of  common  sense  seems  to  have 
alighted  again  in  the  quad  of  St.  Ambrose. 
You’ll  never  leave  the  place.  Jack,  now  you’re 
beginning  to  get  every  thing  your  own  way.” 

“ On  the  contrary,  I don’t  mean  to  stop  up 
more  than  another  year  at  the  outside.  I have 
been  tutor  nearly  three  years  now ; that’s  about 
long  enough.” 

“Do  you  think  you’re  right?  Y’"ou  seem  to 
have  hit  on  your  line  in  life  wonderfully.  You 
like  the  work,  and  the  work  likes  you.  You  are 
doing  a heap  of  good  up  here.  You’ll  be  pres- 
ident in  a year  or  two,  depend  on  it.  I should 
say  you  had  better  stick -to  Oxford.” 

“ No  ; I should  be  of  no  use  in  a year  or  two. 
We  want  a constant  current  of  fresh  blood  here.” 

“In  a general  way.  But  you  don’t  get  a 
man  every  day  who  can  throw  himself  into  the 
men’s  pursuits,  and  can  get  hold  of  them  in  the 
right  way.  And  then,  after  all,  when  a fellow 
has  got  such  work  cut  out  for  him  as  you  have, 
Oxford  must  be  an  uncommonly  pleasant  place 
to  live  in.” 

“Pleasant  enough  in  many  ways.  But  you 
seem  to  have  forgotten  how  you  used  to  rail 
against  it.” 

“ Yes  ; because  I never  hit  off  the  right  ways 
of  the  place.  But,  if  I had  taken  a first  and 
got  a fellowship,  I should  like  it  well  enough  I 
dare  say.” 

“Being  a fellow,  on  the  contrary,  makes  it 
worse.  While  one  was  an  under-graduate  one 
could  feel  virtuous  and  indignant  at  the  vices 
of  Oxford,  at  least  at  those  which  one  did  not 
indulge  in,  particularly  at  the  flunkeyism  and 
money-worship  which  are  our  most  prevalent 
and  disgraceful  sins.  But  when  one  is  a fellow, 
it  is  quite  another  affair.  They  become  a sore 
bui’den  then,  enough  to  break  one’s  heart.” 


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“ Why,  Jack,  'we’rc  changing  characters  to- 
night. Fancy  your  coming  out  in  the  abusive 
line ! Why,  I never  said  harder  things  of  Alma 
Mater  myself.  However,  there’s  plenty  of  flunk- 
eyism  and  money-worship  everywhere  else.” 
“Yes  ; but  it  is  not  so  heart-breaking  in  oth- 
er places.  When  one  thinks  what  a great  cen- 
tre of  learning  and  faith  like  Oxford  ought  to 
be — that  its  highest  educational  work  should 
just  be  the  deliverance  of  us  all  from  flunkey- 
ism  and  ijroney-worship — and  then  look  at  mat- 
ters here  without  rose-colored  spectacles,  it  gives 
one  sometimes  a sort  of  chilly  leaden  despond- 
ency which  is  very  hard  to  struggle  against.” 

“ I am  sorry  to  hear  you  talk  like  that.  Jack, 
for  one  can’t  help  loving  the  place,  after  all.” 

“ So  I do,  God  knows.  If  I didn’t,  I shouldn’t 
care  for  its  shortcomings.” 

“Well,  the  flunkeyism  and  money-worship 
were  bad  enough,  but  I don’t  think  they  were 
the  worst  things — at  least  not  in  my  day.  Our 
neglects  were  almost  worse  than  our  worships.” 
“You  mean  the  want  of  all  reverence  for 
parents  ? Well,  perhaps  that  lies  at  the  root  of 
the  false  worships.  They  spring  up  on  the  va- 
cant soil.” 

“And  the  want  of  reverence  for  women. 
Jack.  The  worst  of  all,  to  my  mind  !” 

“Perhaps  you  are  right.  But  tve  are  not  at 
the  bottom  yet.” 

“ How  do  you  mean  ?” 

“I  mean  that  we  must  worship  God  before 
Ave  can  rev^erence  parents  or  women,  or  root  out 
flunkeyism  and  money-worship.” 

“Yes.  But,  after  all,  can  we  fairly  lay  that 
sin  on  Oxford  ? Surel}",  whatever  may  be  grow- 
ing up  side  by  side  with  it,  there’s  more  Chris- 
tianity here  than  almost  anywhere  else.” 

“Plenty  of  common-room  Christianit}" — be- 
lief in  a dead  God.  There,  I have  never  said 
it  to  any  one  but  you,  but  that  is  the  slough  Ave 
haA'e  to  get  out  of.  Don’t  think  that  I despair 
for  us.  We  shall  do  it  yet;  but  it  Avill  bo  sore 
Avork,  stripping  off  the  comfortable  wine-party 
religion  in  Avhich  we  are  Avrapped  up — Avork  for 
our  strongest  and  our  Avisest.” 

“ And  yet  you  think  of  leaving  ?” 

“There  are  other  reasons.  1 Avill  tell  you 
some  day.  But  noAv,  to  turn  to  other  matters, 
hoAv  have  you  been  getting  on  this  last  year  ? 
You  write  so  seldom  that  I am  all  behindhand.” 
“Oh,  much  the  same  as  usual.” 

“ Then  you  are  still  like  one  of  those  Avho 
Avent  out  to  David  !” 

“ No,  I’m  not  in  debt.” 

“But  discontented  ?” 

“ Prett}’-  much  like  you  there.  Jack.  IIoav- 
CA'cr,  content  is  no  virtue,  that  I can  see,  Avhile 
there’s  any  thing  to  mend.  Who  is  going  to 
be  contented  Avith  game-preserving,  and  corn- 
laAvs,  and  grinding  the  faces  of  the  poor  ? Da- 
vid’s camp  Avas  a better  place  than  Saul’s,  any 
day.” 

Hardy  got  up,  opened  a draAver,  and  took 
out  a bundle  of  papers,  Avhich  Tom  recognized 
as  the  “ Wessex  Freeman.”  He  felt  rather  un- 


comfortable, as  his  friend  seated  himself  again, 
and  began  looking  them  over. 

“You  see  what  I have  here,”  he  said. 

Tom  nodded. 

“ Well,  there  are  some  of  the  articles  I should 
like  to  ask  you  about,  if  you  don’t  object.” 
“No;  goon.” 

“ Here  is  one,  then,  to  begin  Avith.  I Avon’t 
read  it  all.  Let  me  see ; here  is  what  I Avas 
looking  for,”  and  he  began  reading:  “‘One 
Avould  think,  to  hear  these  landlords,  our  rulers, 
talk,  that  the  glorious  green  fields,  the  deep 
Avoods,  the  everlasting  hills,  and  the  rivers  that 
run  among  them,  were  made  for  the  sole  pur- 
pose of  ministering  to  their  greedy  lusts  and 
mean  ambitions  ; that  they  may  roll  out  among 
um-ealities  their  pitiful  mock  liv^es,  from  their 
silk  and  lace  cradles  to  their  spangled  coffins, 
studded  with  silver  knobs  and  lying  coats  of 
arms,  reaping  Avhere  they  haA'e  not  soAvn,  and 
gathering  where  they  have  not  streAved  ; mak- 
ing the  omer  small  and  the  ephah  great,  that 
they  may  sell  the  refuse  of  tlie  Avheat — ’ ” 
“That’ll  do.  Jack;  but  what’s  the  date  of 
that  paper  ?” 

“ July  last.  Is  it  yours,  then  ?” 

“Yes.  And  I alloAV  it's  too  strong  and  one- 
sided. I haA'e  given  up  Avriting  altogether; 
Avill  that  satisfy  you  ? I don’t  see  my  OAvn  Avay 
clear  enough  yet.  But  for  all  that,  I’m  not 
ashamed  of  Avhat  I Avrote  in  that  paper.” 

“ I haA'e  nothing  more  to  say  after  that,  ex- 
cept that  I’m  heartily  glad  you  have  given  up 
Avriting  for  the  present.” 

“But  I saj',  old  fellow,  Iioav  did  you  get 
these  papers  and  knoAV  about  my  articles  ?” 
“They  w'ere  sent  me.  Shall  I burn  tiiem 
noAA’’,  or  Avould  you  like  to  have  tliem  ? We 
needn’t  say  any  thing  more  about  them.” 

“Burn  them,  by  all  means.  I suppose  a 
friend  sent  them  to  you  ?” 

“I  suppose  so.”  Hardy  Avent  on  burning 
the  papers  in  silence  ; and  as  Tom  Avatclied  him, 
a sudden  light  seemed  to  break  upon  him. 

“I  say.  Jack,”  he  said  presently,  “a  little 
bird  has  been  Avhispering  something  to  me  about 
that  friend.”  Hardy  Avinced  a little,  and  re- 
doubled his  diligence  in  burning  the  papers. 
Tom  looked  on  smiling,  and  thinking  hoAv  to 
go  on,  noAv  that  he  had  so  unexpectedly  turned 
the  tables  on  his  monitor,  Avhen  the  clock  struck 
tAA^elve. 

“Hallo!”  he  said,  getting  up;  “time  for 
me  to  knock  out,  or  old  Copas  Avill  be  in  bed. 
To  go  back  to  Avhere  Ave  started  from  to-night — 
as  soon  as  East  and  Harry  Winburn  get  back 
Ave  shall  haA’-e  some  jolly  doings  at  Englebourn. 
There’ll  be  a Avedding,  I hope,  and  you’ll  come 
OA'cr  and  do  parson  for  us,  Avon’t  you  ?” 

“You  mean  for  Batty?  Of  course  I Avill.” 
“The  little  bird  Avhispered  to  me  that  you 
Avouldn’t  dislike  visiting  that  part  of  the  old 
county.  Good-night,  Jack.  I Avish  you  suc- 
cess, old  felloAV,  Avith  all  niA'  heart,  and  I hope, 
after  all,  that  you  may  leaA'C  St.  Ambrose’s 
Avithin  the  year.” 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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CHAPTER  XL VI. 

FROM  INDIA  TO  ENGLEBOURN. 

If  a knowledge  of  contemporary  history  must 
be  reckoned  as  an  important  element  in  the 
civilization  of  any  people,  then  I am  afraid  that 
the  good  folk  of  Englebourn  must  have  been 
content,  in  the  days  of  our  story,  with  a very 
low  place  on  the  ladder.  How,  indeed,  was 
knowledge  to  percolate  so  as  to  reach  down  to 
the  foundations  of  Englebournian  society — the 
stratum  upon  which  all  others  rest — the  common 
agricultimal  laborer,  producer  of  corn  and  other 
grain,  the  careful  and  stolid  nurse  and  guardian 
of  youthful  oxen,  sheep,  and  pigs,  many  of  them 
fill’  better  fed  and  housed  than  his  oivn  children  ? 
All-penetrating  as  she  is,  one  can  not  help  won- 
dering that  she  did  not  give  up  Englebourn 
altogether  as  a hopeless  job. 

So  far  as  written  -periodical  instruction  is 
concerned  (with  the  exception  of  the  “ Quarter- 
ly,” which  Dr.  Winter  had  taken  in  from  its 
commencement,  but  rarely  opened),  the  supply 
was  limited  to  at  most  half  a dozen  weekly  pa- 
pers. A London  journal,  sound  in  Church  and 
State  principles,  most  respectable  but  not  other- 
wise than  heavy,  came  every  Saturday  to  the  rec- 
tory. The  Conservative  county  paper  was  taken 
in  at  the  Red  Lion ; and  David  the  constable 
and  the  blacksmith  clubbed  together  to  purchase 
the  Liberal  pgper,  by  help  of  which  they  man- 
aged to  wage  unequal  war  wdth  the  knot  of  vil- 
lage quidnuncs  who  assembled  almost  nightly 
at  the  bar  of  the  Tory  beast  above  referred  to 
— that  king  of  beasts,  red  indeed  in  color,  but  of 
the  truest  blue  in  political  principle.  Besides 
these,  perhaps  three  or  four  more  papers  were 
taken  by  the  farmers.  But,  scanty  as  the  food 
was,  it  was  quite  enough  for  the  mouths ; in- 
deed, when  the  papers  once  passed  out  of  the 
parlors  they  had  for  the  most  part  performed 
their  mission.  Few  of  the  ‘farm-servants,  male 
or  female,  had  curiosity  or  scholarship  enough 
to  spell  through  the  dreary  columns. 

And  oral  teaching  was  not  much  more  plen- 
tiful, as  how  w'as  it  likely  to  be?  Englebourn 
was  situated  on  no  trunk-road,  and  the  amount 
pf  intercourse  between  it  and  the  rest  of  the 
world  was  of  the  most  limited  kind.  The  rec- 
tor never  left  home ; the  curate  at  rare  inter- 
vals. Most  of  *the  farmers  went  to  market  once 
a week,  and  dined  at  their  ordinary,  discussing 
county  politics  after  their  manner,  but  bringing 
home  little,  except  as  much  food  and  drink  as 
they  could  cleverly  carry.  The  carrier  went 
to  and  from  New'bury  once  a week ; but  he  was 
a silent  man,  chiefly  bent  on  collecting  and  sell- 
ing butter.  The  postman,  who  was  deaf,  only 
Avent  as  flir  as  the  next  village.  The  wagoners 
drove  their  masters’  produce  to  market  from 
time  to  time,  and  boozed  arvay  an  hour  or  two 
in  the  kitchen,  or  tap,  or  skittle-alley,  of  some 
small  public-house  in  the  nearest  town,  Avhile 
their  horses  rested.  With  the  above  exceptions, 
probably  not  one  of  the  villagers  strayed  ten 
miles  from  home,  from  year's  end  to  year’s  end. 


As  to  visitors,  an  occasional  peddler  or  small 
commercial  traveller  turned  up  about  once  a 
quarter.  A few  boys  and  girls,  more  enterpris- 
ing than  their  fellows,  Avent  out  altogether  into 
the  Avorld,  of  their  own  accord,  in  the  course  of 
the  year ; and  an  occasional  burly  ploughboy, 
or  carter’s  boy,  Avas  entrapped  into  taking  the 
Queen’s  shilling  by  some  subtle  recruiting-ser- 
geant. But  fcAV  of  these  Avere  seen  again,  ex- 
cept at  long  intervals.  The  yearly  village  feasts, 
haiwest-homes,  or  a meet  of  the  hounds  on  En- 
glebourn Common,  Avere  the  most  exciting  CA-ents 
Avhich  in  an  ordinary  Avay  stirred  the  surface  of 
Englebourn  life  ; only  faintest  and  most  distant 
murmurs  of  the  din  and  strife  of  the  great  outer 
world,  of  wars  and  rumors  of  AA:ars,  the  fall  of 
governments  and  the  throes  of  nations,  reached 
that  primitive,  out-of-the-Avay  little  village. 

A change  Avas  already  showing  itself  since 
Miss  Winter  had  been  old  enough  to  look  after 
the  schools.  The  Avaters  Avere  beginning  to  stir ; 
and  by  this  time,  no  doubt,  the  parish  boasts  a 
regular  book-haAvker  and  reading-room  ; but  at 
that  day  Englebourn  Avas  like  one  of  those  small 
ponds  you  may  find  in  some  nook  of  a hill-side, 
the  banks  grown  over  Avith  underAvood,  to  Avhich 
neither  man  nor  beast,  scarcely  the  Aviuds  of 
heaven,  have  any  access.  When  you  have  found 
such  a pond  you  may  create  a great  excitement 
among  the  easy-going  neAvts  and  frogs  Avho  in- 
habit it  by  throwing  in  a pebble.  The  splash 
in  itself  is  a small  splash  enough,  and  the  waA'cs 
Avhich  circle  aAvay  from  it  are  very  tiny  Avaves, 
but  they  move  over  the  Avhole  face  of  the  pond, 
and  are  of  more  interest  to  the  frogs  than  a nor’- 
Avester  in  the  Atlantic. 

So  the  approaching  return  of  Harry  Win- 
burn,  and  the  story  of  his  doings  at  the  Avars, 
and  of  the  AA'onderful  things  he  had  sent  home, 
stirred  Englebourn  to  its  depths.  In  that  small 
corner  of  the  earth  the  sergeant  was  of  far  more 
importance  than  governor-general  and  com- 
mander-in-chief. In  fact,  it  Avas  probably  the 
common  belief  that  he  Avas  somehoAv  the  head  of 
the  Avhole  business ; and  India,  the  Avar,  and  all 
that  hung  thereon,  Avere  looked  at  and  cared  for 
only  as  they  had  seiwed  to  bring  him  out.  So 
careless  Avere  the  good  folk  about  every  thing  in 
the  matter  except  their  own  hero,  and  so  Avon- 
derful  Avere  the  romances  Avhich  soon  got  abroad 
about  him,  that  Miss  Winter,  tired  of  explaining 
again  and  again  to  the  old  Avomen  without  the 
slightest  elFect  on  the  parochial  faith,  bethought 
her  of  haA’ing  a lecture  on  the  subject  of  India 
and  the  Avar  in  the  parish  school-room.' 

Full  of  this  idea,  she  Avrote  off  to  Tom,  Avho 
was  the  medium  of  communication  on  Indian 
matters,  and  propounded  it  to  him.  The  diffi- 
culty Avas,  that  Mr.  Walker,  the  curate,  the  only 
person  competent  to  girm  it,  Avas  going  aAA-ay 
directly  for  a three-Aveeks’  holiday,  having  ar- 
ranged with  tAAD  neighboring  curates  to  take  his 
Sunday  duty  for  him.  What  AA-as  to  be  done  ? 
Harry  might  be  back  any  day,  it  seemed ; so 
there  aa’us  no  time  to  be  lost.  Could  Tom  come 
himself,  and  help  her? 


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Tom  could  not ; but  be  -wrote  back  to  say  that 
his  friend  Hardy  was  just  getting  away  from 
Oxford  for  the  long  vacation,  and  would  gladly 
take  Mr.  Walker’s  duty  for  the  three  weeks,  if 
Dr.  Winter  approved,  on  his  way  home ; by 
which  arrangement  Englebourn  would  not  be 
without  an  efficient  parson  on  week-days,  and  she 
would  have  the  man  of  all  others  to  help  her  in 
utilizing  the  sergeant’s  history  for  the  instruc- 
tion of  the  bucolic  mind.  The  arrangement, 
moreover,  would  be  particularly  happy,  because 
Hardy  had  already  pi’omised  to  perform  the 
marriage  ceremony,  which  Tom  and  she  had 
settled  would  take  place  at  the  earliest  possible 
moment  after  the  return  of  the  Indian  heroes. 

Dr.  Winter  was  very  glad  to  accept  the  offer ; 
and  so,  when  they  parted  at  Oxford,  Hardy  went 
to  Englebourn,  where  we  must  leave  him  for 
the  present.  Tom  went  home — whence,  in  a few 
days,  he  had  to  hurry  down  to  Southampton  to 
meet  the  two  Harrys.  He  was  much  shocked 
at  first  to  see  the  state  of  his  old  school-fellow. 
East  looked  haggard  and  pale  in  the  face,  not- 
withstanding the  sea-voyage.  His  clothes  hung 
on  him  as  if  they  had  been  made  for  a man  of 
twice  his  size,  and  he  walked  with  difficulty  by 
the  help  of  a large  stick.  But  he  had  lost  none 
of  his  indomitableness,  laughed  at  Tom’s  long 
face,  and  declared  that  he  felt  himself  getting 
better  and  stronger  every  day. 

“If  you  had  only  seen  me  at  Calcutta,”  he 
said,  “you  would  sing  a different  song.  Eh, 
Winburn  ?” 

Harry  Winburn  was  much  changed,  and  had 
acquired  all  the  composed  and  self-reliant  look 
which  is  so  remarkable  in  a good  non-commis- 
sioned officer.  Readiness  to  obey  and  command 
was  stamped  on  every  line  of  his  face  ; but  it 
required  all  his  powers  of  self-restraint  to  keep 
within  bounds  his  delight  at  getting  home  again. 
His  wound  was  quite  healed,  and  his  health  re- 
established by  the  voyage  ; and  when  Tom  saw 
how  wonderfully  his  manners  and  carriage  were 
improved,  and  how  easily  his  uniform  sat  on 
him,  he  felt  quite  sure  that  all  would  be  soon 
right  at  Englebourn,  and  that  Katie  and  he 
would  be  justified  in  their  prophecies  and  prepa- 
rations. The  invalids  had  to  report  themselves 
in  London,  and  thither  the  three  proceeded  to- 
gether. When  this  Avas  done,  Harry  Winburn 
was  sent  off  at  once.  He  resisted  at  first,  and 
begged  to  be  allowed  to  stay  with  his  captain 
until  the  captain  could  go  into  Berkshire  him- 
self. But  he  was  by  this  time  too  much  accus- 
tomed to  discipline  not  to  obey  a positive  order, 
and  was  comforted  by  Tom’s  assurance  that  he 
would  not  leave  East,  and  would  do  every  thing 
for  him  which  the  sergeant  had  been  accustomed 
to  do. 

Three  days  later,  as  East  and  Tom  were  sit- 
ting at  breakfast,  a short  note  camp  from  Miss 
Winter,  telling  of  Harry’s  arrival — hoAv  tlie 
bells  were  set  ringing  to  welcome  him  ; how  Mr. 
Hardy  had  preached  the  most  Avonderful  sermon 
on  his  story  the  next  day ; above  all,  how  Patty 
had  surrendered  at  discretion,  and  the  banns 


had  been  called  for  the  first  time.  So  the  soon- 
er they  could  come  down  the  better — as  it  Avas 
A^ery  important  that  no  time  should  be  lost,  lest 
some  of  the  old  jealousies  and  quarrels  should 
break  out  again.  Upon  reading  and  considering 
which  letter.  East  resolved  to  start  for  Engle- 
bourn at  once,  and  Tom  to  accompany  him. 

There  Avas  one  person  to  whom  Harry’s  return 
and  approaching  Avedding  was  a subject  of  un- 
mixed joy  and  triumph,  and  that  Avas  David  the 
constable.  He  had  ahvays  been  a sincere  friend 
to  Harry,  and  had  stood  up  for  him  Avhen  all  the 
parish  respectabilities  had  turned  against  him, 
and  had  prophesied  that  he  would  live  to  be  a 
credit  to  the  place.  So  noAv  David  felt  himself 
an  inch  higher  as  he  saAV  Harry  walking  about 
in  his  uniform  with  his  sAveetheart,  the  admira- 
tion of  all  Englebourn.  But,  besides  all  the  un- 
selfish pleasure  Avhich  David  enjoyed  on  his 
young  friend’s  account,  a.  little  piece  of  private 
and  personal  gratification  came  to  him  on  his 
OAA'n.  Ever  since  Harry’s  courtship  had  begun 
David  had  felt  himself  in  a false  position  to- 
Avards,  and  had  suffered  under,  old  Simon,  the 
rector’s  gardener.  The  necessity  for  keeping 
the  old  man  in  good  humor  for  Harry’s  sake 
had  ahvays  been  present  to  the  constable’s 
mind  ; and,  for  the  privilege  of  putting  in  a good 
Avord  for  his  favorite  every  noAv  and  then,  he  had 
alloAved  old  Simon  to  assume  an  air  of  superiority 
OA'er  him,  and  to  trample  upon  him  and  dogma- 
tize to  him,  even  in  the  matters  of  floAvers  and 
bees.  This  had  been  the  more  galling  to  David 
on  account  of  old  Simon’s  intolerant  Toryism, 
which  the  constable’s  soul  rebelled  against,  ex- 
cept in  the  matter  of  Church  music.  On  this 
one  point  they  agreed,  but  even  here  Simon 
managed  to  be  unpleasant.  He  Avould  lay  the 
Avhole  blame  of  the  changes  Avhich  had  been  ef- 
fected upon  David,  accusing  him  of  having  giATii 
in  Avhen  there  Avas  no  need.  As  there  was  noth- 
ing but  a wall  between  the  rectory  garden  and 
David’s  little  strip  of  ground,  in  which  he  spent 
all  his  leisure  time  until  the  shades  of  eA^ening 
summoned  him  to  the  bar  of  the  Red  Lion  for 
his  daily  pint  and  pipe,  the  tAvo  Avere  constantly 
Avithin  hearing  of  one  another,  and  Simon,  in 
times  past,  had  seldom  neglected  an  opportunity 
of  making  himself  disagreeable  to  his  long-suf- 
fering neighbor. 

But  noAV  David  Avas  a free  nlan  again  ; and 
he  took  the  earliest  occasion  of  making  the 
change  in  his  manner  apparent  to  Simon,  and 
of  getting,  as  he  called  it,  “ upsides”  Avith  him. 
One  Avould  haA^e  thought,  to  look  at  him,  that 
the  old  gardener  Avas  as  pachydermatous  as  a 
rhinoceros  ; but  somehoAv  he  seemed  to  feel  that 
things  had  changed  betAveen  them,  and  did  not 
appreciate  an  intervicAV  Avith  David  noAV  nearly 
so  much  as  of  old.  So  he  found  A'ery  little  to 
do  in  that  pai't  of  the  garden  Avhich  abutted  on 
the  constable’s  premises.  When  he  could  not 
help  Avorking  there,  he  chose  the  times  at  Avhich 
David  Avas  most  likely  to  be  engaged,  or  even 
took  the  trouble  to  ascertain  that  he  was  not  at 
home. 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


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Early  on  MiJsummor-day,  old  Simon  reared 
his  ladder  against  the  boundary-wall,  with  the 
view  of  “ doctorin’  ” some  of  the  fruit-trees,  re- 
lying on  a parish  meeting  at  which  the  consta- 
ble’s presence  was  required.  But  he  had  not 
more  than  half  finished  his  operations  before 
David  returned  from  vestry,  and,  catching  sight 
of  the  top  of  the  ladder  and  Simon’s  head  above 
the  wall,  laid  aside  all  other  business,  and  de- 
scended into  the  garden. 

Simon  kept  on  at  his  work,  only  replying  by 
a jerk  of  the  head  and  one  of  his  grunts  to 
his  neighbor’s  salutation. 

David  took  his  coat  off  and  his  pruning-knife 
out,  and,  establishing  himself  within  easy  shot 
of  his  old  oppressor,  opened  fire  at  once : 
“Thou’st  gi’en  thy  consent,  then?” 

“’Tis  no  odds,  consent  or  none — her’s  old 
enough  to  hev  her  own  waay.” 

“But  thou’st  gi’en  thy  consent?” 

“Ees,  then,  if  thou  wilt  hev’t,”said  Simon, 
surlily  ; “ wut  then  ?” 

“So  I heerd,”  said  David,  indulging  in  an 
audible  chuckle. 

“What  bist  a laughin’  at ?” 

“I  be  laughin’  to  think  how  folks  changes. 
Dost  mind  the  hard  things  as  thou  hast  judged 
and  said  o’  Harry  ? Not  as  ever  I known  thy 
judgment  to  be  o’  much  account,  ’cept  about 
roots.  But  thou  saidst,  times  and  times,  as  a 
would  come  to  the  gallows.” 

“ So  a med  yet — so  a med  yet,”  answ'ered  Si- 
mon. “Not  but  wut  I wishes  well  to  un,  and 
bears  no  grudges  ; but  others  as  hev  got  the  law 
ov  un  medn’t.” 

“’Tis  he  as  hev  got  grudges  to  bear.  He 
don’t  need  none  o’  thy  forgiveness.” 

“Pr’aps  a medn’t.  But  hev ’em  got  the  law 
ov  un,  or  hevn’t  ’em  ?” 

“Wut  dost  mean — got  the  law  ov  un  ?” 

“ Thaay  warrants  as  wur  out  agen  un,  along 
wi’  the  rest  as  was  transpworted  auver  Farmer 
Tester’s  job.” 

“ Oh,  he’ve  got  no  call  to  be  afeard  o’  thaay 
now.  Thou  knowst  I hears  how  ’tis  laid  down 
at  Sessions  and  ’Sizes,  wher’  Fve  a been  this 
twenty  year.” 

“Like  enuff.  Only,  wut’s  to  hinder  thaay 
tryin’  ov  un,  if  thaay  be  a minded  to’t  ? That’s 
wut  I wants  to  know.” 

“ ’Tis  wut  the  counsellors  calls  the  Statut  o’ 
Lamentations,” said  the  constable,  proudly. 

“ Wutever’s  Lamentations  got  to  do  wi’t  ?” 

“ A gurt  deal,  I tell  ’ee.  What  dost  thou 
know  o’  Lamentations  ?” 

“Lamentations  cums  afore  Ezekiel  in  the 
Bible.” 

“That  ain’t  no  kin  to  the  Statut  o’ Lamen- 
tations. But  there’s  summut  like  to’t  in  the 
Bible,”  said  the  constable,  stopping  his  work  to 
consider  a moment.  “Dost  mind  the  year 
when  the  land  wur  all  to  be  guv  back  to  thaay 
as  owned  it  fust,  and  debts  wur  to  be  wiped 
out  ?” 

“Ees,  I minds  summut  o’  that.” 

“Well,  this  here  statut  says,  if  so  be  as  a 


man  hev  bin  to  the  wars,  and  sarvcd  his  country 
like,  as  nothin’  shan't  be  reckoned  agen  he,  let 
alone  murder.  Nothin’  can’t  do  away  wi’  mur- 
der.” 

“ No,  nor  oughtn’t.  Hows’mdcver,  you  seems 
clear  about  the  law  on’t.  There’s  Miss  a call- 
in’.” 

And  old  Simon’s  head  disappeared  as  he  de- 
scended the  ladder  to  answer  the  summons  of 
his  young  mistress,  not  displeased  at  having  his 
fears  as  to  the  safety  of  his  future  son-in-law  sot 
at  rest  by  so  eminent  a legal  authority  as  the 
constable.  Fortunately  for  Harry,  the  consta- 
ble’s law  was  not  destined  to  be  tried.  Young 
Wurley  was  away  in  London.  Old  Tester  was 
bedridden  with  an  accumulation  of  diseases 
brought  on  by  his  bad  life.  His  illness  made 
him  more  violent  and  tyrannical  than  ever ; 
but  he  could  do  little  harm  out  of  his  own  room, 
for  no  one  ever  went  to  see  him,  and  the  wretch- 
ed farm-servant  who  attended  him  was  much 
too  frightened  to  tell  him  any  thing  of  what 
was  going  on  in  the  parish.  There  was  no  one 
else  to  revive  proceedings  against  Harry. 

David  pottered  on  at  his  bees  and  his  flowers 
till  old  Simon  returned,  and  ascended  his  ladder 
again. 

“You  be  ther’  still,  be  ’ee?”  he  said, as  soon 
as  he  saw  David. 

“Ees.  Any  news?” 

“Ah  ! news  enuff.  He  as  Avur  Harry’s  cap- 
tain and  young  Mr.  Brown  be  cornin’  down  to- 
morrow, and  hev  tuk  all  the  Red  Lion  to  their- 
selves.  And  thaay  bcant  content  to  wait  for 
banns — not  thaay — and  so  ther’s  to  be  a license 
got  for  Saturday.  ’Tain’t  scarce  decent,  that 
’tain’t.” 

“ ’Tis  best  to  get  drougli  wi’t,”  said  the  con- 
stable. 

“Then  nothin’ll  sarve  ’em  but  the  church 
must  be  hung  wi’  flowers,  and  wher’  be  thaay  to 
cum  from  without  strippin’  and  starvin’  ov  my 
beds?  ’Tis  shameful  to  see  how  folks  acts  wi’ 
flowers  nowadays,  a cuttin’  on  ’em  and  puttin’ 
on  ’em  about,  as  prodigal  as  though  thaay  grow- 
ed  o’  theirselves.” 

“ So  ’tis  shameful,”  said  David,  whose  sym- 
pathies for  flowers  were  all  with  Simon.  “I 
heers  tell  as  young  Squire  Wurley  hevs  ’em  on 
table  at  dinner-time  instead  o’  the  wittles.” 

“Do’ee  though  ! I calls  it  reg’lar  papistry, 
and  so  I tells  Miss  ; but  her  only  laughs.” 

The  constable  slrook  his  head  solemnly  as  he 
replied,  “ Her’ve  been  led  away  wi’  such  doin’s 
ever  sence  Mr.  Walker  cum,  and  took  to  organ- 
playin’  and  chantin’.” 

“And  he  ain’t  no  sich  gurt  things  in  the 
pulpit  neether,  ain’t  Mr.  Walker,”  chimed  in 
Simon  (the  two  had  not  been  so  in  harmony  for 
years).  “I  reckon  as  he  ain’t  nothin’  to  speak 
ov  alongside  o’  this  here  new  un  as  hev  tuk  his 
place.  He’ve  a got  a good  deal  o’  move  in  un, 
he  hev.” 

“ Ah,  so  a hev.  A wunnerful  sight  o’  things 
a tolled  us  t’other  night  about  the  Indians  and 
the  wars.” 


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TOM  BEOWN  AT  OXFOED. 


“Ah ! talking  cums  as  nat’ral  to  he  as  but- 
termilk to  a litterin’  sow.” 

“Thou  shouldst  a heerd  un,  though,  about 
the  battles.  I can’t  mind  the  neames  on  ’em — 
let  me  see — ” 

“ I dwun’t  vally  the  neames,”  interrupted  Si- 
mon. “ Thaay  makes  a deal  o’  fuss  auver’t  aal, 
but  I dwun’t  tek  no  account  on’t.  ’Tain’t  like 
the  owld  wars  and  fightin’  o’  the  French,  this 
here  fightin’  wi’  blackamoors,  let  ’em  talk  as 
thaay  wool.” 

“ No  more  ’tain’t.  But  ’tAvur  a ’mazin’  fine 
talk  as  he  gi’n  us.  Hev’ee  seed  ought  ’twixt 
he  and  young  missus  ?” 

“Nothin’  out  o’  th’  common.  I got  plenty 
to  do  without  lookin’  arter  the  women,  and 
’tain’t  no  bisness  o’  mine,  nor  o’  thine  neetlier.” 

David  was  preparing  a stout  rejoinder  to  this 
rebuke  of  the  old  retainer  of  the  Winter  family 
on  his  curiosity,  but  was  summoned  by  his  wife 
to  the  house  to  attend  a customer  ; and  by  the 
time  he  could  get  out  again  Simon  had  disap- 
peared. 

The  next  day  East  and  Tom  arrived,  and 
took  possession  of  the  Eed  Lion  ; and  Engle- 
bourn  was  soon  in  a ferment  of  preparation  for 
the  wedding.  East  was  not  the  man  to  do 
things  by  halves;  and,  seconded  as  he  was  by 
Miss  Winter  and  Hardy  and  Tom,  had  soon 
made  arrangements  for  all  sorts  of  merry-mak- 
ing. The  school-children  were  to  have  a whole 
holiday,  and,  after  scattering  flowers  at  church 
and  marching  in  the  bridal  procession,  were  to 
be  entertained  in  a tent  pitched  in  the  home 
paddock  of  the  rectory,  and  to  have  an  afternoon 
of  games  and  prizes,  and  tea  and  cake.  The 
bell-ringers,  Harry’s  old  comrades,  were  to  have 
five  shillings  apiece,  and  a cricket-match,  and  a 
dinner  afterwards  at  the  second  public-house,  to 
which  any  other  of  his  old  friends  whom  Harry 
chose  to  ask  were  to  be  also  invited.  The  old 
men  and  women  were  to  be  fed  in  the  village 
school-room  ; and  East  and  Tom  were  to  enter- 
tain a select  party  of  the  farmers  and  tradesmen 
at  the  Eed  Lion,  the  tap  of  which  hostelry  was 
to  be  thrown  open  to  all  comers  at  the  Cap- 
tain’s expense.  It  was  not  without  considera- 
ble demur  on  the  part  of  Miss  Winter  that  some 
of  these  indiscriminate  festivities  were  allowed 
to  pass.  But  after  consulting  with  Hardy  she 
relented,  on  condition  that  the  issue  of  beer  at 
the  two  public-houses  should  be  put  under  the 
control  of  David  the  constable,  who,  on  his  part, 
promised  that  law  and  order  should  be  well 
represented  and  maintained  on  the  occasion. 
“ Arter  all.  Miss,  you  sees,  ’tis  only  for  once  in 
awaay,”  he  said;  “ and ’twill  make ’em  remem- 
ber aal  as  hev  bin  said  to  ’em  about  the  Indians 
and  the  rest  on’t.”  So  the  Captain  and  his 
abettors,  having  gained  the  constable  as  an  ally, 
prevailed ; and  Englebomm,  much  wondering  at 
itself,  made  ready  for  a general  holiday. 


CHAPTEE  XL VII. 

THE  WEDDING-DAY. 

One— more— poor— man— un-done— 

One— more — poor— man— un-done. 

The  belfry-tower  rocked  and  reeled,  as  that 
peal  rang  out,  now  merry,  now  scornful,  now 
plaintive,  from  those  narrow  belfry  windows, 
into  the  bosom  of  the  soft  south-west  wind 
which  wms  playing  round  the  old  gray  tower  of 
Englehourn  church.  And  the  wind  caught  the 
peal  and  played  with  it,  and  bore  it  away  over 
rectory  and  village  street,  and  many  a home- 
stead, and  gently  waving  field  of  ripening  corn, 
and  rich  pasture  and  water-meadow,  and  tall 
whispering  woods  of  the  Grange,  and  rolled  it 
against  the  hill-side,  and  up  the  slope  past  the 
clump  of  firs  on  the  Hawk’s  Lvnch,  till  it  died 
away  on  the  wild  stretches  of  common  beyond. 

The  ringers  bent  lustily  to  their  work.  There 
had  been  no  such  ringing  in  Englehourn  since 
the  end  of  the  great  war.  Not  content  with  the 
usual  peal  out  of  church,  they  came  back  again 
and  again  in  the  afternoon,  full  of  the  good  cheer 
M'hich  had  been  provided  for  them ; and  again 
and  again  the  wedding  peal  rang  out  from  the 
belfry  in  honor  of  their  old  comrade : 

One — more— poor — man — un-done — 

One — more— poor— man — un-done. 

Such  was  the  ungallant  speech  which  for 
many  generations  had  been  attributed  to  the  En- 
glebourn  wedding-bells  ; and  when  you  had  once 
caught  the  words — as  you  would  be  sure  to  do 
from  some  wide-mouthed  grinning  hoy  lounging 
over  the  church-yard  rails  to  see  the  wedding 
pass — it  would  be  impossible  to  persuade  your- 
self that  they  did,  in  fact,  say  any  thing  else. 
Somehow,  Harry  Winburn  bore  his  undoing  in 
the  most  heroic  manner,  and  did  his  duty 
throughout  the  trying  day  as  a non-commis- 
sioned officer  and  bridegroom  should.  The 
only  part  of  the  performance  arranged  by  his 
captain  which  he  fairly  resisted,  w^as  the  pro- 
posed departure  of  himself  and  Patty  to  the  sta- 
tion in  the  solitary  post-chaise  of  Englehourn — 
a real  old  yellow — U'ith  a pair  of  horses.  East, 
after  hearing  the  sergeant’s  pleading  on  the  sub- 
ject of  vehicles,  at  last  allowed  them  to  drive  offi 
in  a tax-cart,  taking  a small  boy  with  them  be- 
hind to  bring  it  back. 

As  for  the  festivities,  they  went  off  without  a 
hitch,  as  such  affairs  will  where  the  leaders  of 
the  revels  have  their  hearts  in  them.  The  chil- 
dren had  all  played,  and  romped,  and  eaten,  and 
drunk  themselves  into  a state  of  torpor  by  an 
early  hour  of  the  evening.  The  farmers’  din- 
ner was  a decided  success.  East  proposed  the 
health  of  the  bride  and  bridegroom,  and  was 
followed  by  Farmer  Grove  and  the  constable. 
David  turned  out  in  a new  blue  swallow-tailed 
coat,  with  metal  buttons,  of  his  own  fabulous 
cut,  in  honor  of  the  occasion.  He  and  the 
farmer  spoke  like  the  leader  of  the  Government 
and  the  Opposition  in  the  House  of  Commons 
on  an  address  to  the  Crown.  There  was  not  a 
pin  to  choose  between  their  speeches,  and  n 


TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


stranger  liearing  them  would  naturally  have 
concluded  that  Harry  had  never  been  any  thing 
but  the  model  boy  and  young  man  of  the  parish. 
Fortunately,  the  oratorical  powers  of  Englebourn 
ended  here;  and  East  and  the  majority  of  his 
guests  adjourned  to  the  green,  where  the  cricket 
was  in  progress.  Each  game  lasted  a very  short 
time  6nly,  as  the  youth  of  Englebourn  were  not 
experts  in  the  noble  science,  and  lost  their  wick- 
ets one  after  another  so  fast,  that  Tom  and  Hardy 
had  time  to  play  out  two  matches  with  them,  and 
then  to  retire  on  their  laurels,  while  the  after- 
noon was  yet  youn^f 

The  old  folk  in  the  village  school-room  enjoy- 
ed their  beef  and  pudding,  under  the  special  su- 
perintendence of  Miss  Winter,  and  then  toddled 
to  their  homes,  and  sat  about  in  the  warmest 
nooks  they  could  find,  mumbling  of  old  times, 
and  the  doings  at  Dr.  Winter’s  wedding. 

David  devoted  himself  to  superintending  the 
issue  of  beer,  swelling  with  importance,  but  so 
full  of  the  milk  of  human  kindness  from  the 
great  event  of  the  day  that  nobody  minded  his 
little  airs.  He  did  his  duty  so  satisfactorily 
that,  with  the  exception  of  one  or  two  regular 
confirmed  soakers,  who  stuck  steadily  to  the  tap 
of  the  Red  Lion,  and  there  managed  successful- 
ly to  fuddle  themselves,  there  was  nothing  like 
drunkenness.  In  short,  it  was  one  of  those  rare 
days  when  every  thing  goes  right,  and  every  body 
seems  to  be  inclined  to  give  and  take,  and  to 
make  allowances  for  their  neighbors.  By  de- 
grees the  cricket  flagged,  and  most  of  the  men 
went  oft’  to  sit  over  their  pipes,  and  finish  the 
evening  in  their  own  way.  The  boys  and  girls 
took  to  playing  at  “kissing  in  the  ring;”  and 
the  children  who  had  not  already  gone  home  sat 
in  groups  watching  them. 

Miss  Winter  had  already  disappeared,  and 
Tom,  Hardy,  and  the  Captain  began  to  feel  that 
they  might  consider  their  part  finished.  They 
strolled  together  oft'  the  green  towards  Hardy’s 
lodgings,  the  Red  Lion  being  still  in  the  posses- 
sion of  East’s  guests. 

“Well,  how  do  you  think  it  all  went  off?” 
asked  he. 

“Nothing  could  have  been  better,”  said 
Hardy;  “and  they  all  seem  so  inclined  to  be 
reasonable  that  I don’t  think  we  shall  even  have 
a roaring  song  along  the  street  to-night  when  the 
Red  Lion  shuts  up.” 

“ And  you  are  satisfied,  Tom?” 

“ I should  think  so.  I have  been  hoping  for 
this  day  any  time  this  four  years,  and  now  it 
has  come,  and  gone  off  well  too,  thanks  to  you, 
Harry.” 

“ Thanks  to  me  ? Very  good ; I am  open  to 
any  amount  of  gratitude.” 

“I  think  you  have  every  reason  to  be  satis- 
fied with  your  second  day’s  work  at  Englebourn, 
at  any  rate.” 

“ So  I am.  I only  hope  it  may  turn  out  as 
well  as  the  first.” 

“Oh,  there’s  no  doubt  about  that.” 

“I  don’t  know.  I rather  believe  in  the  rule 
of  contraries.” 


“ How  do  you  mean  ?” 

“Why,  when  you  inveigled  me  over  from 
Oxford,  and  we  carried  off  the  sergeant  from 
the  authorities,  and  defeated  the  yeomanry  in 
that  tremendous  thunder-storm,  I thought  we 
were  a couple  of  idiots,  and  deserved  a week 
each  in  the  lock-up  for  our  pains.  That  busi- 
ness turned  out  well.  Tliis  time  we  have  start- 
ed with  flying  colors  and  bells  ringing,  and 
so — ” 

“This  business  will  turn  out  better.  Why 
not  ?” 

“Then  let  us  manage  a third  day’s  work  in 
these  parts  as  soon  as  possible.  I should  like 
to  get  to  the  third  degree  of  comparison,  and 
perhaps  the  superlative  will  turn  up  trumi)S  jfor 
me  somehow.  Are  there  many  more  young 
women  in  the  place  as  pretty  as  Mrs.  Wiii- 
burn  ? This  marrying  complaint  is  very  catch- 
ing, I find.” 

“There’s  my  Cousin  Katie,”  said  Tom,  look- 
ing stealthily  at  Hardy;  “I  won’t  allow  that 
there’s  any  face  in  the  country-side  to  match 
hers.  What  do  you  say.  Jack?” 

Flardy  was  confused  by  this  sudden  appeal. , 
“I  haven’t  been  long  enough  here  to  judge,” 
he  said,  yl  have  always  thought  Miss  Winter 
very  beautiful.  I see  it  is  nearly  seven  o’clock, 
and  I have  a call  or  two  to  make  in  the  village. 
I should  think  you  ought  to  get  some  rest  after 
this  tiring  day.  Captain  East?” 

“ What  are  you  going  to  do,  Tom?” 

“Well,  I was  thinking  of  just  thrqwing  a fly 
over  the  mill-tail.  There’s  such  a fine  head  of 
water  on.” 

“Isn’t  it  too  bright?” 

“Well,  perhaps  it  is  a little:  marrying 
weather  and  fishing  weather  don’t  agree.  Only 
what  else  is  there  to  do  ? But  if  you  are  tired,” 
he  added,  looking  at  East,  “I  don’t  care  a straw 
about  it.  I shall  stay  with  you.” 

'“Not  a bit  of  it.  I shall  hobble  down  with 
you,  and  lie  on  the  bank  and  smoke  a cheroot.” 
“No,  you  shan’t  walk,  at  any  rate.  I can 
borrow  the  constable’s  pony,  old  Nibble,  the 
quietest  beast  in  the  world.  He’ll  stand  for  a 
week  if  we  like,  while  I fish  and  you  lie  and 
look  on.  I’ll  be  off,  and  bring  him  round  in 
two  minutes.” 

“Then  we  shall  meet  for  a clumsy  tea  at 
nine  at  my  lodgings,”  said  Hardy,  as  he  went 
off  to  his  pastoral  duties. 

Tom  and  East  in  due  time  found  themselves 
by  the  side  of  the  stream.  There  was  only  a 
small  piece  of  fishable  water  in  Englebourn. 
The  fine  stream,  which,  a mile  or  so  below,  in 
the  Grange  grounds,  might  be  called  a river, 
came  into  respectable  existence  only  about  two 
hundred  yards  above  Englebourn  Mill.  Here 
two  little  chalk  brooks  met,  and  former  millers 
had  judiciously  deepened  the  channel,  and 
dammed  the  united  waters  back  so  as  to  get  a 
respectable  reservoir.  Above  the  junction  the 
little  weedy,  bright,  creeping  brooks  afforded 
good  sport  for  small  truants  groppling  about 
with  their  hands,  or  bobbing  with  lobworms  un- 


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der  the  hollow  banks,  but  were  not  available 
for  the  scientific  angler.  The  parish  ended  at 
the  fence  next  below  the  mill  garden,  on  the 
other  side  of  which  the  land  was  part  of  the 
Grange  estate.  So  there  was  just  the  piece  of 
still  water  above  th'e  mill,  and  the  one  field  be- 
low it,  over  which  Tom  had  leave.  On  ordi- 
nary occasions  this  would  have  been  enough, 
with  careful  fishing,  to  last  him  till  dark  ; but 
his  nerves  were  probably  somewhat  excited  by 
the  events  of  the  day,  and  East  sat  near  and 
kept  talking ; so  he  got  over  his  water  faster 
than  usual.  At  any  rate,  he  had  arrived  for 
the  second  time  at  the  envious  fence  before  the 
sun  was  down.  The  fish  were  wondrous  wary 
in  the  miller’s  bit  of  water — as  might  be  expect- 
ed, for  they  led  a dog  of  a life  there,  between  the 
miller  and  his  men,  and  their  nets,  and  baits  of 
all  kinds  always  set.  So  Tom  thought  himself 
lucky  to  get  a couple  of  decent  fish,  the  only 
ones  that  were  moving  within  his  liberty ; but 
he  could  not  help  looking  with  covetous  eyes  on 
the  fine  stretch  of  water  below,  all  dimpling  with 
rises. 

. “Why  don’t  you  get  over  and  fish  below?” 
said  East,  from  his  seat  on  the  bank;  “don’t 
mind  me.  I can  watch  you  ; besides,  lying  on 
the  turf  on  such  an  evening  is  luxury  enough 
by  itself.” 

“I  can’t  go.  Both  sides  below  belong  to  that 
fellow  Wurley.” 

“The  sergeant’s  amiable  landlord  and  prose- 
cutor ?” 

“Yes;  and  the  yeoman  with  whom  you  ex- 
changed shots  on  the  common.” 

“Hang  it,  Tom,  just  jump  over  and  catch  a 
brace  of  his  trout.  Look  how  they  are  rising.” 

“No,  I don’t  know.  I never  w'as  very  par- 
ticular about  poaching,  but  somehow  I shouldn’t 
like  to  do  it  on  his  land.  I don’t  like  him  well 
enough.” 

“You’re  right,  I believe.  But  just  look 
there.  There’s  a whopper  rising  not  more 
than  ten  yai’ds  below  the  rail.  You  might 
reach  him,  I think,  without  trespassing,  from 
where  you  stand.” 

“ Shall  I have  a shy  at  him  ?” 

“Yes;  it  can’t  be  poaching  if  you  don’t  go 
on  his  grounds.” 

Tom  could  not  resist  the  temptation,  and 
threw  over  the  rails,  which  crossed  the  stream 
from  hedge  to  hedge  to  mark  the  boundaries  of 
the  parish,  until  he  got  well  over  the  place  where 
the  fish  was  rising. 

“There,  that  was  at  your  fly,”  said  East,  hob- 
bling up  in  great  excitement. 

‘ ‘ All  right,  I shall  have  him  directly.  There 
he  is.  Hallo  ! Harry,  I say ! Splash  with  your 
stick.  Drive  the  brute  back.  Bad  luck  to  him — 
look  at  that !” 

The  fish,  when  hooked,  had  come  straight  up 
stream  towards  his  captor,  and,  notwithstanding 
East’s  attempts  to  frighten  him  back,  had  rushed 
in  under  the  before-mentioned  rails,  which  were 
adorned  with  jagged  nails,  to  make  crossing  on 
them  unpleasant  for  the  Englebourn  boys.  | 


Against  one  of  these  Tom's  line  severed,  and 
the  waters  closed  over  two  beauteous  flies,  and 
some  six  feet  of  lovely  taper  gut. 

East  laughed  loud  and  merrily;  and  Tom, 
crestfallen  as  he  was,  was  delighted  to  hear  the 
old  ring  coming  back  into  his  friend’s  voice. 

“ Harry,  old  fellow,  you’re  picking  up  already 
in  this  glorious  air.”  ' • 

“ Of  course  I am.  Two  or  three  more  wed- 
dings and  fishings  will  set  me  up  altogether. 
How  could  you  be  so  green  as  to  throw  over 
those  rails  ? It’s  a proper  lesson  to  you,  Tom, 
for  poaching.” 

“Well,  that’s  cool.  Didn’t  I throw  down 
stream  to  please  you?” 

“You  ought  to  have  resisted  temptation. 
But,  I say,  what  are  you  at?” 

“Putting  on  another  cast,  of  course.” 

“ Wh}',  you’re  not  going  on  to  Wurley's 
land  ?” 

“No;  I suppose  not.  I must  try  the  mill- 
tail  again.” 

“It’s  no  good.  You’ve  tried  it  over  twice, 
and  I’m  getting  bored.” 

“Well,  what  shall  we  do  then?” 

“I’ve  a mind  to  get  up  to  the  hill  there  to 
see  the  sun  set — what’s  its  name? — where  I 
waited  with  the  cavalry  that  night,  you  know.” 
“Oh!  the  Hawk’s  Lynch.  Come  along, 
then  ; I’m  your  man.” 

So  Tom  put  up  his  rod  and  caught  the  old 
pony,  and  the  two  friends  were  soon  on  their 
way  towards  the  common,  through  lanes  at  the 
back  of  the  village. 

The  wind  had  sunk  to  sleep  as  the  shadows 
lengthened.  There  was  no  sound  abroad  ex- 
cept that  of  Nibble’s  hoofs  on  the  turf — not  even 
the  hum  of  insects ; for  the  few  persevering 
gnats,  w'ho  were  still  dancing  about  in  the  slant- 
ing glints  of  sunshine  that  struck  here  and  there 
across  the  lanes,  had  left  off  humming.  Noth- 
ing living  met  them,  except  an  occasional  stag- 
beetle,  steering  clumsily  dowm  the  lane,  and 
seeming,  like  a heavy  coaster,  to  have  as  much 
to  do  as  he  could  fairly  manage  in  keeping  clear 
of  them.  They  walked  on  in  silence  for  some 
time,  which  w’as  broken  at  last  by  East. 

“ I haven’t  had  time  to  tell  you  about  my  fu- 
ture prospects.” 

“ How  do  you  mean  ? Has  any  thing  hap- 
pened?” 

“ Yes.  I got  a letter  two  days  ago  from  New 
Zealand,  where  I find  I am  a considerable  land- 
owner.  A cousin  of  mine  has  died  out  there 
and  left  me  his  property.” 

“Well,  you’re  not  going  to  leave  England, 
surely  ?” 

“Yes,  I am.  The  doctors  say  the  voyage 
will  do  me  good,  and  the  climate  is  just  the  one 
to  suit  me.  What’s  the  good  of  my  staying 
here  ? I shan’t  be  fit  for  service  again  for  years. 
I shall  go  on  half-pay,  and  become  an  enterpris- 
ing agriculturist  at  the  Antipodes.  I have 
spoken  to  the  sergeant,  and  arranged  that  he 
and  his  wife  shall  go  with  me ; so,  as  soon  as  I 
I can  get  his  discharge,  and  he  has  done  honey- 


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mooning,  we  shall  start.  I wish  you  would 
come  with  us.” 

Tom  could  scarcely  believe  his  ears ; but  soon 
found  that  East  was  in  earnest,  and  had  an  an- 
swer to  all  his  remonstrances.  Indeed,  he  had 
very. little  to  say  against  the  plan,  for  it  jumped 
with  his  own  humor ; and  he  could  not  help  ad- 
mitting that,  under  the  circumstances,  it  was  a 
wise  one,  and  that,  with  Harry  Winburn  for  his 
head  man.  East  couldn’t  do  better  than  carry  it 
out. 

“I  knew  you  would  soon  come  round  to  it,” 
said  the  Captain  ; “ what  could  I do  dawdling 
about  at  home,  with  just  enough  money  to  keep 
me  and  get  me  into  mischief?  There  I shall 
have  a position  and  an  object ; and  one  may  be 
of  some  use,  and  make  one’s  mark  in  a new 
country.  And  we’ll  get  a snug  berth  ready  for 
you  by  the  time  you’re  starved  out  of  the  old 
country.  England  isn’t  the  place  for  poor  men 
with  any  go  in  them.” 

“ I believe  you’re  right,  Harry,”  said  Tom, 
mournfully. 

“I  know  I am.  And  in  a few  years,  when 
we’ve  made  our  fortunes,  we’ll  come  back  and 
have  a look  at  the  old  country,  and  perhaps  buy 
up  half  Englebourn,  and  lay  our  bones  in  the 
old  church-yard.” 

“ And  if  we  don’t  make  our  fortunes?” 

“Then  we’ll  stay  out  there.” 

“Well,  if  I were  my  own  master  I think  I 
should  make  one  with  you.  But  I could  never 
leave  my  father  and  mother,  or — or — ” 

“ Oh,  I understand.  Of  course,  if  matters 
go  all  right  in  that  quarter,  I have  nothing  more 
to  say.  But,  fi'ora  what  you  have  told  me,  I 
thought  you  might  be  glad  of  a regular  break  in 
your  life,  and  a new  start  in  a new  world.” 

“Very  likely  I may.  I should  have  said  so 
myself  this  morning.  But  somehow  I feel  to- 
night more  hopeful  than  I have  for  years.” 

“ Those  wedding-chimes  are  running  in  your 
head.” 

“Yes;  and  they  have  lifted  a load  off  my 
heart  too.  Four  years  ago  I was  very  near  do- 
ing the  greatest  wrong  a man  can  do  to  that 
girl  who  was  married  to-day,  and  to  that  fine 
fellow,  her  husband,  who  was  the  first  friend  I 
ever  had.  Ever  since  then  I have  been  doing 
my  best  to  set  matters  straight,  and  have  often 
made  them  erookeder.  But  to-day  they  are  all 
straight,  thank  God,  and  I feel  as  if  a chain 
were  broken  from  oif  my  neck.  All  has  come 
right  for  them,  and  perhaps  my  own  turn  will 
come  before  long.” 

“To  be  sure  it  will.  I must  be  introduced 
to  a certain  young  lady  before  we  start.  I shall 
tell  her  that  I don’t  mean  to  give  up  hopes  of 
seeing  her  on  the  other  side  of  the  world.” 

“Well,  here  we  are  on  the  common.  What 
a glorious  sunset ! Come,  stir  up.  Nibble.  We 
shall  be  on  the  Lynch  just  in  time  to  see  him 
dip,  if  we  push  on.” 

Nibble,  that  ancient  pony,  finding  that  there 
was  no  help  for  it,  scrambled  up  the  greater 
part  of  the  ascent  successfully.  But  his  wheez- 


ings  and  roarings  during  the  operation  excited 
East’s  pity.  So  he  dismounted  when  they  came 
to  the  foot  of  the  Hawk's  Lynch,  and,  tying 
Nibble's  bridle  to  a furze-bush — a most  unnec- 
essary precaution — set  to  work  to  scale  the  last 
and  steepest  bit  of  the  ascent  with  the  help  of 
his  stick  and  Tom’s  strong  arm. 

They  paused  every  ten  paces  or  so  to  rest  and 
look  at  the  sunset.  The  broad  vale  belo\v  lay 
in  purple  shadow ; the  soft  flocks  of  little  clouds 
high  up  over  their  heads,  and  stretching  away 
to  the  eastern  horizon,  floated  in  a sea  of  rosy 
light ; and  the  stems  of  the  Scotch  firs  stood  out 
like  columns  of  ruddy  flame. 

“Why,  this  beats  India,”  said  East,  putting 
up  his  hand  to  shade  his  eyes,  which  were  fairly 
dazzled  by  the  blaze.  “ What  a contrast  to  the 
last  time  I was  up  here!  Do  you  remember 
that  awful  black-blue  sky  ?” 

“Don’t  I?  Like  a nightmare.  Hallo! 
who’s  here  ?” 

“ Why,  if  it  isn’t  the  parson’ and  Miss  Win- 
ter !”  said  East,  smiling. 

True  enough,  there  they  were,  standing  to- 
gether on  the  very  verge  of  the  mound,  beyond 
the  firs,  some  ten  yards  in  front  of  the  last- 
comers,  looking  out  into  the  sunset. 

“I  say,  Tom,  another  good  omen,”  whispered 
East ; “ hadn’t  we  better  beat  a retreat  ?” 
Before  Tom  could  answer,  or  make  up  his 
mind  what  to  do.  Hardy  turned  his  head  and 
caught  sight  of  them,  and  then  Katie  turned 
too,  blushing  like  the  little  clouds  overhead.  It 
M'^as  an  embarrassing  moment.  Tom  stammer- 
ed out  that  they  had  come  up  quite  by  chance, 
and  then  set  to  work,  well  seconded  by  East,  to 
look  desperately  unconscious,  and  to  expatiate 
on  the  beauties  of  the  view.  The  light  began 
to  fade,  and  the  little  clouds  to  change  again 
from  soft  pink  to  gray,  and  the  evening  star 
shone  out  clear  as  they  turned  to  descend  the 
hill,  when  the  Englebourn  clock  chimed  nine. 

Katie  attached  herself  to  Tom,  while  Hardy 
helped  the  Captain  down  the  steep  pitch,  and 
on  to  the  back  of  Nibble.  They  went  a little 
ahead.  Tom  was  longing  to  speak  to  his  cous- 
in, but  could  not  tell  how  to  begin.  At  last 
Katie  broke  silence : 

“ I am  so  vexed  that  this  should  have  hap- 
pened!” 

“Are  you,  dear?  So  am  not  I,”  he  said, 
pressing  her  arm  to  his  side. 

“ But  I mean,  it  seems  so  forward — as  if  I 
had  met  Mr.  Hardy  here  on  purpose.  What 
will  your  friend  think  of  me  ?” 

“ He  will  think  no  evil.” 

“But  indeed,  Tom,  do  tell  him,  pray.  It  was 
quite  an  accident.  You  know  how  I and  Mary 
used  to  go  up  the  Hawk’s  Lynch,  whenever  we 
could,  on  fine  evenings.” 

“Yes,  dear,  I know  it  well.” 

“ And  I thought  of  you  both  so  much  to- 
day, that  I couldn’t  help  coming  up  here.” 
“And  you  found  Hardy  ? I don’t  wonder. 
I should  come  up  to  see  the  sun  set  every  night, 
if  I lived  at  Englebourn.” 


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“No;  he  came  up  some  time  after  me, 
straight  up  the  hill.  I did  not  see  him  till  he 
was  quite  close.  I could  not  run  away  then. 
Indeed,  it  was  not  five  minutes  before  you 
came.” 

“Five  minutes  are  as  good  as  a year  some- 
times.” 

“ And  you  will  tell  your  friend,  Tom,  how  it 
happened?” 

“ Indeed  I will,  Katie.  May  I not  tell  him 
something  more  ?” 

He  looked  round  for  an  answer,  and  there 
Avas  just  light  enough  to  read  it  in  her  eye. 

“My  debt  is  deepening  to  the  Hawk’s  Lynch,” 
he  said,  as  they  walked  on  through  the  twilight. 
“Blessed  five  minutes!  Whatever  else  they 
may  take  with  them,  they  will  carry  my  thanks 
forever.  Look  how  clear  and  steady  tlie  light 
of  that  star  is,  just  over  the  church  tower.  I 
Avonder  Avhether  Mary  is  at  a great  hot  dinner. 
Shall  you  write  to  her  soon  ?” 

“ Oh  yes;  to-night.” 

“You  may  tell  her  that  there  is  no  better 
Englishman  Aval  king  the  earth  than  my  friend, 
John  Hardy.  Here  Ave  are  at  his  lodgings. 
East  and  I are  going  to  tea  AA'ith  him.  Wish 
them  good-night,  and  I will  see  you  home,” 


CHAPTER  XLVIII. 

THE  BEGINNING  OP  THE  END. 

From  the  Englebouni  festivities  Tom  and 
East  returned  to  London.  The  Captain  Avas 
bent  on  starting  for  his  possessions  in  the  South 
Pacific ; and,  as  he  regained  strength,  energized 
over  all  his  preparations,  and  Avent  about  in  cabs 
purchasing  agricultural  implements,  sometimes 
by  the  light  of  nature,  and  sometimes  under  the 
guidance  of  Harry  Winburn.  He  invested  also 
in  something  of  a library,  and  in  large  quan- 
tities of  saddlery  ; in  short,  packages  of  all  kinds 
began  to  increase  and  multiply  upon  him.  Then 
there  Avas  the  selecting  a vessel,  and  all  the 
negotiations  with  the  ship’s  husband  as  to  terms, 
and  the  business  of  getting  introduced  to,  and 
conferring  Avith,  people  from  the  colony,  or  who 
Avere  supposed  to  know  something  about  it. 
Altogether  East  had  plenty  of  Avork  on  his  hands ; 
and  the  more  he  had  to  do,  the  better  and  more 
cheery  he  became. 

Tom,  on  the  contrary,  Avas  rather  loAver  than 
usual.  His  half-formed  hopes  that  some  good 
luck  Avas  going  to  happen  to  him  after  Patty’s 
marriage  Avere  beginning  to  groAV  faint,  and  the 
contrast  of  his  friend’s  definite  present  purpose 
in  life  Avith  his  own  uncertainty  made  him  more 
or  less  melancholy,  in  spite  of  all  his  efforts. 
His  father  had  offered  him  a tour  abroad,  noAV 
that  he  had  finished  Avith  Oxford,  urging  that  he 
seemed  to  Avant  a change  to  freshen  him  up  be- 
fore buckling  to  a profession,  and  that  he  Avould 
never,  in  all  likelihood,  haAm  such  another 
chance.  But  he  could  not  make  up  his  mind 
to  accept  the  offer.  The  attr.nction  to  London 


was  too  strong  for  him  ; and,  though  he  saAv 
little  hope  of  any  thing  happening  to  improA’e 
his  prospects,  he  could  not  keep  away  from  it. 
He  spent  most  of  his  time,  when  not  Avith  East, 
in  haunting  the  neighborhood  of  Mr.  Porter’s 
house  in  Belgravia,  and  the  places  Avhere  hfwas 
likely  to  catch  distant  glimpses  of  Mary,  avoid- 
ing all  chance  of  actual  meeting  or  recognition, 
from  Avhich  he  shrank  in  his  present  frame  of 
mind. 

The  nearest  approach  to  the  flame  which  he 
allowed  himself  was  a renewal  of  his  old  friend- 
ship with  Grey,  who  Avas  still  Avorking  on  in  his 
Westminster  rookery.  He  had  become  a great 
favorite  with  Mrs.  Porter,  who  was  always  try- 
ing to  get  him  to  her  house  to  feed  him  proper- 
ly, and  Avas  much  astonished,  and  sometimes  al- 
most provoked,  at  the  small  success  of  her  hos- 
pitable endeavors.  Grey  Avas  so  taken  up  with 
his  OAvn  pursuits  that  it  did  not  occur  to  him  to 
be  surprised  that  he  nevmr  met  Tom  at  the  house 
of  his  relations.  He  Avas  innoeent  of  all  knoAvl- 
edge  or  suspicion  of  the  real  state  of  things,  so 
that  Tom  could  talk  to  him  with  perfect  Lee- 
dom  about  his  uncle’s  household,  picking  up  all 
such  scraps  of  information  as  Grey  possessed 
without  compromising  himself  or  feeling  shy. 

Thus  the  tAvo  old  school-felloAvs  lived  on  to- 
gether after  their  return  from  Englebouni,  in 
a set  of  chambers  in  the  Temple,  Avhich  one  of 
Tom’s  college  friends  (avIio  had  been  beguiled 
from  the  perusal  of  Stephen’s  Commentaries  and 
aspirations  after  the  Avoolsack,  by  the  offer  of 
a place  on  board  a yacht  and  a cruise  to  Nor- 
Avay)  had  fortunately  lent  him. 

We  join  company  Avith  our  hero  again  on  a 
fine  July  morning.  Readers  will  begin  to  think 
that,  at  any  rate,  he  is  always  blessed  Avith  fine 
Aveather,  Avhatever  troubles  he  may  have  to  en- 
dure ; but,  if  we  are  not  to  have  fine  weather 
in  novels,  when  and  Avhere  are  Ave  to  have  it  ? 
It  Aims  a fine  July  morning,  then,  and  the  streets 
were  already  beginning  to  feel  sultry  as  he 
worked  his  Avay  AvestAvard.  Grey,  Avho  had  nev- 
er gBen  up  hopes  of  bringing  Tom  round  to  his 
own  vioAvs,  had  not  neglected  the  opportunities 
Avhich  his  residence  in  tOAvn  offered,  and  had 
enlisted  Tom’s  services  on  more  than  one  occa- 
sion. He  had  found  him  specially  useful  in 
instructing  the  big  boys,  Avhom  he  Avas  trying  to 
bring  together  and  civilize  in  a “Young  Men’s 
Club,”  in  the  rudiments  of  cricket  on  Saturday 
evenings.  But  on  the  morning  in  question  an 
altogether  different  Avork  Avas  on  hand. 

A lady  Imng  some  eight  or  nine  miles  to  the 
north-Avest  of  London,  Avho  took  great  interest 
in  Grey’s  doings,  had  asked  him  to  bring  the 
children  of  his  night-school  doAvn  to  spend  a 
day  in  her  grounds,  and  this  Avas  the  happy  oc- 
casion. It  Avas  before  the  days  of  cheap  ex- 
cursions by  rail,  so  that  vans  had  to  be  found 
for  the  party ; and  Grey  had  discovered  a be- 
nevolent remover  of  furniture  in  Paddington, 
Avho  Avas  ready  to  take  them  at  a reasonable 
figure.  The  tAvo  Amns,  with  awnings  and  cur- 
tains in  the  height  of  fashion,  and  horses  Avith 


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tassellecl  car-caps,  and  every  thing  handsome 
about  them,  were  already  drawn  up  in  the 
midst  of  a group  of  excited  children,  and  scarcely 
less  excited  mothers,  when  Tom  arrived.  Grey 
was  arranging  his  forces,  and  laboring  to  reduce 
the  Irish  children,  who  formed  almost  half  of 
his  ragged  little  flock,  into  something  like  order 
before  starting.  By  degrees  this  was  managed, 
and  Tom  was  placed  in  command  of  the  rear 
A'an,  while  Grey  reserved  the  leading  one  to 
himself.  The  children  were  divided,  and  warn- 
ed not  to  lean  over  the  sides  and  tumble  out — a 
somewhat  superfluous  caution,  as  most  of  them, 
though  unused  to  riding  in  any  legitimate  man- 
ner, were  pretty  well  used  to  balancing  them- 
selves behind  any  vehicle  which  offered  as  much 
as  a spike  to  sit  on  out  of  siglit  of  the  driver. 
Then  came  the  rush  into  the  vans.  Grey  and 
Tom  took  up  their  places  next  the  doors  as 
conductors,  and  the  procession  lumbered  off 
Avith  great  success,  and  much  shouting  from 
treble  voices. 

Tom  soon  found  that  he  had  plenty  of  work 
on  his  hands  to  keep  the  peace  among  his  flock. 
The  Irish  element  was  in  a state  of  wild  effer- 
vescence, and  he  had  to  draft  them  down  to  his 
own  end,  leaving  the  foremost  part  of  the  van 
to  the  soberer  English  children.  He  was  much 
struck  by  the  contrast  of  the  whole  set  to  the 
Englebourn  school  children,  whom  he  had  late- 
ly seen  under  somewhat  similar  circumstances. 
The  difficulty  with  them  had  been  to  draAV  them 
out,  and  put  any  thing  like  life  into  them ; 
here  all  he  had  to  do  was  to  repress  the  super- 
abundant life.  However,  the  vans  held  on  their 
way,  and  got  safely  into  the  suburbs,  and  so  at 
last  to  an  occasional  hedge,  and  a suspicion  of 
trees  and  green  fields  beyond. 

It  became  more  and  more  dififcult  now  to 
keep  the  boys  in  ; and  Avhen  they  came  to  a hill, 
where  the  horses  had  to  walk,  he  yielded  to 
their  entreaties,  and  opening  the  door,  let  them 
out,  insisting  only  that  the  girls  should  remain 
seated.  They  scattered  over  the  sides  of  the 
roads  and  up  the  banks  ; now  chasing  pigs  and 
fowls  up  to  the  very  doors  of  their  owners  ; now 
gathering  the  commonest  road-side  weeds,  and 
running  up  to  show  them  to  him  and  ask  their 
names,  as  if  they  were  rare  treasures.  The  ig- 
norance of  most  of  the  children  as  to  the  com- 
monest country  matters  astonished  him.  One 
small  boy  particularly  came  back  time  after 
time  to  ask  him,  with  solemn  face,  “Please, 
sir,  is  this  the  country?”  and  when  at  last  he 
allowed  that  it  was,  rejoined,  “Then,  please, 
where  are  the  nuts  ?” 

The  clothing  of  most  of  the  Irish  boys  began  to 
tumble  to  pieces  in  an  alarming  manner.  Grey 
had  insisted  on  their  being  made  tidy  for  the  oc- 
casion, but  the  tidiness  Avas  of  a superficial  kind. 
The  hasty  stitching  soon  began  to  gAe  Avay,  and 
they  Avere  rushing  about  Avith  Avild  locks ; the 
strips  of  Avhat  once  might  have  been  nether  gar- 
ments hanging  about  their  legs  ; their  feet  and 
heads  bare,  the  shoes  Avhich  their  mothers  had 
borrowed  for  the  state  occasion  having  been  de- 
IG 


posited  under  the  scat  of  the  van.  So,  when 
the  procession  arrived  at  the  trim  lodge-gates 
of  their  hostess,  and  his  charge  descended  and 
fell  in  on  the  beautifully  eli])ped  turf  at  the  side 
of  the  drive,  Tom  felt  some  of  the  sensations 
of  Ealstaff  Avlicn  he  had  to  lead  his  ragged  regi- 
ment through  Coventry  streets. 

He  Avas  soon  at  his  case  again,  and  enjoyed 
the  day  thoroughly,  and  the  drive  home  ; but, 
as  they  drew  near  toAvn  again,  a sense  of  dis- 
comfort and  shyness  came  oA’cr  him,  and  he 
Avished  the  journey  to  Westminster  avcII  over, 
and  hoped  that  the  carman  Avould  haA'c  the 
sense  to  go  through  the  quiet  parts  of  the  toAvn. 

He  Avas  much  disconcerted,  consequently, 
when  the  vans  came  to  a sudden  stop,  opposite 
one  of  the  Park  entrances,  in  the  BaysAvater 
Eoad.  “What  in  the  Avorld  is  Grey  about?” 
he  thought,  as  he  saAV  him  get  out,  and  all  the 
children  after  him.  So  he  got  out  himself,  and 
Avent  forward  to  get  an  explanation. 

“Oh,  I haA'e  told  the  man  that  he  need  not 
driA'e  us  I’ound  to  Westminster.  He  is  close  at 
home  here,  and  his  horses  have  had  a hard  day  ; 
so  Ave  can  just  get  out  and  AAmlk  home.” 

“ What ! across  the  Park  ?”  asked  Tom. 

“ Yes,  it  will  amuse  the  children,  you  knoAA'.” 

“But  they’re  tired,”  persisted  Tom  ; “ come 
noAv,  it’s  all  nonsense  letting  the  felloAv  off ; he’s 
bound  to  take  us  back.” 

“ I’m  afraid  I have  promised  him,”  said 
Grey  • “ besides,  the  children  all  think  it  a treat. 
Don’t  you  all  Avant  to  Avalk  across  the  Park  ?” 
he  AA'ent  on,  turning  to  them,  and  a general  af- 
firmative chorus  Avas  the  ansAA'er.  So  Tom  had 
nothing  for  it  but  to  shrug  his  shoulders,  empty 
his  own  A'an,  and  folloAV  into  the  Park  Avith  his 
convoy,  not  in  the  best  humor  Avith  Grey  for 
having  arranged  this  ending  to  their  excursion. 

They  might  haA'e  got  over  a third  of  the  dis- 
tance betAveen  the  BaysAvater  Eoad  and  the  Ser- 
pentine, Avhen  he  Avas  aAvare  of  a small  thin  voice 
addressing  him. 

“Oh,  please,  Avon’tyou  carry  me  a bit?  I’m 
so  tired!”  said  the  voice.  He. turned  in  some 
trepidation  to  look  for  the  speaker,  and  found 
her  to  be  a sickly  undergroAvn  little  girl  of  ten 
or  thereabouts,  Avith  large  pleading  gray  eyes, 
very  shabbily  dressed,  and  a little  lame.  He  had 
remarked  her  several  times  in  the  course  of  the 
day,  not  for  any  beauty  or  grace  about  her,  for 
the  poor  child  had  none,  but  for  her  transparent 
confidence  and  trustfulness.  After  dinner,  as 
they  had  been  all  sitting  on  the  grass  under  the 
shade  of  a great  elm  to  hear  Grey  read  a story, 
and  Tom  had  been  sitting  a little  apart  from  the 
rest  Avith  his  back  against  the  trunk,  she  had 
come  up  and  sat  quietly  doAvn  by  him,  leaning 
on  his  knee.  Then  he  had  seen  her  go  up  and 
take  the  hand  of  tlie  lady  Avho  had  entertained 
them,  and  Avalk  along  by  her,  talking  Avithout 
the  least  shyness.  Soon  aftevAvards  she  had 
squeezed  into  the  swing  by  the  side  of  the  beau- 
tifully-dressed little  daughter  of  the  .same  ladA-, 
Avho,  after  looking  for  a minute  at  her  shabby 
little  sister  Avith  large  round  eyes,  had  jumped 


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out  and  run  off  to  her  mother,  evidently  in  a 
state  of  childish  bewilderment  as  to  whether  it 
was  not  wicked  for  a child  to  wear  such  dirty 
old  clothes. 

Tom  had  chuckled  to  himself  as  ho  saw  .Cin- 
derella settling  herself  comfortably  in  the  swing 
in  the  jdace  of  the  ousted  princess,  and  had  taken 
a fancy  to  the  child,  speculating  to  himself  as  to 
how  she  could  have  been  brought  up,  to  be  so  ut- 
terly unconscious  of  differences  of  rank  and  dress. 
“ She  seems  really  to  treat  her  fellow'-creatures  as 
if  she  had  been  studying  the  ‘Sartor  Resartus,’  ” 
he  thought.  “ She  has  cut  down  through  all 
clothes-philosophy  without  knowing  it.  I won- 
der, if  she  had  a chance,  whether  she  would  go 
and  sit  down  in  the  Queen’s  lap  ?” 

He  did  not  at  the  time  anticipate  that  she 
would  put  his  own  clothes-philosophy  to  so  se- 
vere a test  before  the  day  was  over.  The  child 
had  been  as  merry  and  active  as  any  of  the  rest 
during  the  earlier  part  of  the  day ; but  now  as 
he  looked  down  in  answer  to  her  reiterated  plea, 
“ Won’t  you  carry  me  a bit?  I’m  so  tired  !” 
he  saw  that  she  could  scarcely  drag  one  foot 
after  another. 

What  was  to  be  done?  He  was  already 
keenly  alive  to  the  discomfort  of  walking  across 
Hyde  Park  in  a procession  of  ragged  children, 
with  such  a figure  of  fun  as  Grey  at  their  head, 
looking,  in  his  long,  rusty,  straight-cut  black 
coat,  as  if  he  had  come  fresh  out  of  Noah’s  ark. 
He  didn’t  care  about  it  so  much  while  they  were 
on  the  turf,  in  the  out-of-the-way  parts,  and 
would  meet  nobody  but  guards,  and  nurse- 
maids, and  trades-people,  and  mechanics  out  for 
an  evening’s  stroll.  But  the  Drive  and  Rotten 
Row  lay  befoi’e  them,  and  must  be  crossed.  It 
was  just  the  most  crowded  time  of  the  day.  He 
had  almost  made  up  his  mind  one  or  twice  to 
stop  Grey  and  the  procession,  and  propose  to  sit 
down  for  half  an  hour  or  so  and  let  the  children 
play,  by  which  time  the  world  would  be  going 
home  to  dinner.  But  there  was  no  play  left  in 
the  children  ; and  he  had  resisted  the  tempta- 
tion, meaning,  when  they  came  to  the  most 
crowded  part,  to  look  unconscious,  as  if  it  were 
by  chance  that  he  had  got  into  such  company, 
and  had  in  fact  nothing  to  do  with  them.  But 
now,  if  he  listened  to  the  child’s  plea,  and  car- 
ried her,  all  hope  of  concealment  was  over.  If 
he  did  not,  he  felt  that  there  would  be  no  great- 
er flunkey  in  the  Park  that  evening  than  Thomas 
Brown,  the  enlightened  radical  and  philosopher, 
among  the  young  gentlemen  riders  in  Rotten 
Row,  or  the  powdered  footmen  lounging  behind 
the  great  blaring  carriages  in  the  Drive. 

So  he  looked  down  at  the  child  once  or  twice 
in  a state  of  puzzle.  A third  time  she  looked 
up  with  her  great  eyes,  and  said,  “ Oh,  please 
carry  me  a bit !”  and  her  piteous  tired  face 
turned  the  scale.  “ If  she  were  Lady  Mary  or 
Lady  Blanche,”  thought  he,  “ I should  pick  her 
up  at  once,  and  be  proud  of  the  burden.  Here 
goes!”  And  he  took  her  up  in  his  arms,  and 
walked  on,  desperate  and  reckless. 

Notwithstanding  all  his  philosophy,  he  felt 


his  ears  tingling  and  his  face  getting  red  as  they 
approached  the  Drive.  It  was  crowded.  They 
were  kept  standing  a minute  or  two  at  the 
crossing.  He  made  a desperate  effort  to  ab- 
stract himself  wholly  from  the  visible  world,  and 
retire  into  a state  of  serene  contemplation.  But 
it  would  not  do  ; and  he  was  painfully  conscious 
of  the  stare  of  lack-lustre  eyes  of  well-dressed 
men  leaning  over  the  rails,  and  the  amused  look 
of  delicate  ladies,  lounging  in  open  carriages, 
and  surveying  him  and  Grey  and  their  ragged 
rout  through  glasses. 

At  last  they  scrambled  across,  and  he  breathed 
freely  for  a minute  as  they  struggled  along  the 
comparatively  quiet  path  leading  to  Albert  Gate 
and  stopped  to  drink  at  the  fountain.  Then 
came  Rotten  Row,  and  another  pause  among  the 
loungers,  and  a plunge  into  the  Ride,  where  he 
W'as  nearly  run  down  by  two  men  whom  he 
had  known  at  Oxford.  They  shouted  to  him 
to  get  out  of  the  w'ay ; and  he  felt  the  hot  defi- 
ant blood  rushing  through  his  veins,  as  he  strode 
across  without  heeding.  They  passed  on,  one 
of  them  having  to  pull  his  horse  out  of  his  stride 
to  avoid  him.  Did  they  recognize  him  ? He 
felt  a strange  mixture  of  utter  indifference,  and 
longing  to  strangle  them. 

The  worst  was  now  over ; besides,  he  was 
getting  used  to  the  situation,  and  his  good  sense 
was  beginning  to  rally.  So  he  marched  through 
Albert  Gate,  carrying  his  ragged  little  charge, 
who  prattled  away  to  him  without  a pause,  and 
surrounded  by  the  rest  of  the  children,  scarcely 
caring  who  might  see  him. 

They  won  safely  through  the  omnibuses  and 
carriages  on  the  Kensington  Road,  and  so  into 
Belgravia.  At  last  he  was  quite  at  his  ease 
again,  and  began  listening  to  what  the  child  was 
saying  to  him,  and  was  strolliug  carelessly  along, 
when  once  more,  at  one  of  the  crossings,  he  was 
startled  by  a shout  from  some  riders..  There 
was  straw  laid  down  in  the  street,  so  that  he  had 
not  heard  them  as  they  cantered  round  the  cor- 
ner, hurrying  home  to  dress  for  dinner;  and 
they  were  all  but  upon  him,  and  had  to  rein  up 
their  horses  sharply. 

The  party  consisted  of  a lady  and  two  gentle- 
men, one  old,  the  other  young ; the  latter  dress- 
ed in  the  height  of  fashion,  and  with  the  super- 
cilious air  w'hich  Tom  hated  from  his  soul. 
The  shout  came  from  the  young  man,  and  drew 
Tom’s  attention  to  him  first.  All  ■ the  devil 
rushed  up  as  he  recognized  St.  Cloud.  The 
lady’s  horse  swerved  against  his,  and  began  to 
rear.  He  put  his  hand  on  its  bridle,  as  if  he 
had  a right  to  protect  her.  Another  glance 
told  Tom  that  the  lady  was  Mary,  and  the  old 
gentleman,  fussing  up  on  his  stout  cob  on  the 
other  side  of  her,  Mr.  Porter. 

They  all  knew  him  in  another  moment.  He 
stared  from  one  to  the  other,  wms  conscious  that 
she  turned  her  horse’s  head  sharply,  so  as  to 
disengage  the  bridle  from  St.  Cloud’s  hand,  and 
of  his  insolent  stare,  and  of  the  embarrassment 
of  Mr.  Porter ; and  then,  setting  his  face  straight 
before  him  he  passed  on  in  a bewildered  dream. 


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never  looking  back  till  they  -were  out  of  sight. 
The  dream  gave  way  to  bitter  and  wild  thoughts 
upon  which  it  will  do  none  of  us  any  good  to 
dwell.  He  put  down  the  little  girl  outside  the 
schools,  turning  abruptly  from  the  mother,  a 
poor  widow  in  scant,  well  - preserved  black 
clothes,  who  was  waiting  for  the  child,  and  be- 
gan thanking' him  for  his  care  of  her;  refused 
Grey’s  pressing  invitation  to  tea,  and  set  his  face 
eastward.  Bitterer  and  more  wild  and  more 
scornful  grew  his  thoughts  as  he  strode  along 
past  the  Abbey,  and  up  Whitehall,  and  away 
down  the  Strand,  holding  on  over  the  crossings 
without  paying  the  slightest  heed  to  vehicle,  or 
horse,  or  man.  Incensed  coachmen  had  to  pull 
up  with  a jerk  to  avoid  running  over  him,  and 
more  than  one  sturdy  walker  turned  round  in 
indignation  at  a collision  which  they  felt  had 
been  intended,  or  at  least  which  there  had  been 
no  effort  to  avoid. 

As  he  passed  under  the  window  of  the  Ban- 
queting Hall,  and  by  the  place  in  Charing-cross 
where  the  pillory  used  to  stand,  he  growled  to 
himself  what  a pity  it  was  that  the  times  for  cut- 
ting off  heads  and  cropping  ears  had  gone  by. 
The  whole  of  the  dense  population  from  either 
side  of  the  Strand  seemed  to  have  crowded  out 
into  that  thoroughfare  to  impede  his  march  and 
aggravate  him.  The  farther  eastward  he  got 
the  thicker  got  the  crowd;  and  the  vans,  the 
omnibuses,  the  cabs,  seemed  to  multiply  and  get 
noisier.  Not  an  altogether  pleasant  sight  to  a 
man  in  the  most  Christian  frame  of  mind  is  the 
crowd  that  a fine  summer  evening  fetches  out 
into  the  roaring  Strand,  as  the  sun  fetches  out 
flies  oh  the  window  of  a village  grocery.  To 
him  just  then  it  was  at  once  depressing  and  pro- 
voking, and  he  went  shouldering  his  way  towards 
Temple  Bar  as  thoroughly  out  of  tune  as  he  had 
been  for  many  a long  day. 

As  he  passed  from  the  narrowest  part  of  the 
Strand  into  the  space  round  St.  Clement  Danes’ 
church,  he  was  startled,  in  a momentary  lull  of 
the  uproar,  by  the  sound  of  chiming  bells.  He 
slackened  his  pace  to  listen ; but  a huge  van 
lumbered  by,  shaking  the  houses  on  both  sides, 
and  drowning  all  sounds  but  its  own  rattle  ; and 
then  he  found  himself  suddenly  immersed  in  a 
crowd,  vociferating  and  gesticulating  round  a 
policeman,  w'ho  was  conveying  a woman  to- 
wards the  station-house.  He  shouldered  through 
it — another  lull  came,  and  with  it  the  same  slow, 
gentle,  calm  cadence  of  chiming  bells.  Again 
and  again  he*caught  it  as  he  passed  on  to  Tem- 
ple Bar ; 'whenever  the  roar  subsided  the  notes 
of  the  old  hymn  tune  came  dropping  down  on 
him  like  balm  from  the  air.  If  the  ancient  ben- 
efactor who  caused  the  bells  of  St.  Clement 
Danes’  church  to  be  arranged  to  play  that  chime 
so  many  times  a day  is  allowed  to  hover  round 
the  steeple  at  such  times,  to  watch  the  effect  of 
his  benefaction  on  posterity,  he  must  have  been 
well  satisfied  on  that  evening.  Tom  passed  un- 
der the  Bar,  and  turned  into  the  Temple  anoth- 
er man,  softened  again,  and  in  his  right  mind. 

“There’s  always  a voice  saying  the  right 


thing  to  you  somewhere,  if  you’ll  only  listen  for 
it,”  he  thought.  He  took  a few  turns  in  the 
court  to  clear  his  head,  and  then  went  up,  and 
found  Harry  East  reclining  on  a sofa,  in  full 
view  of  the  gardens  and  river,  solacing  himself 
with  his  accustomed  cheroot. 

“ Oh,  here  you  .are,”  he  said,  making  room  on 
the  sofa;  “how  did  it  go  off’?” 

“Well  enough.  Where  h.ave  you  been ?’’ 
“In  the  city  and  at  the  Docks.  I’ve  been 
all  over  our  vessel.  She’s  a real  clipper.” 

“ When  do  you  sail  ?” 

“Not  quite  certain.  I should  say  in  a fort- 
night, though.”  East  puff’ed  away  for  a min- 
ute, and  then,  as  Tom  said  nothing,  went  on. 
“I’m  not  so  sweet  on  it  as  the  time  draws  near. 
There  are  more  of  my  chums  turning  up  every 
day  from  India  at  the  Rag.  And  this  is  un- 
commonly pleasant,  too,  living  with  you  here  in 
chambers.  You  may  think  it  odd,  but  I don’t 
half  like  getting  rid  of  you.”  [ 

“Thanks  ; but  I don’t  think  you  will  get  rid 
of  me.” 

“How  do  you  mean?” 

“I  mean  that  I shall  go  with  you,  if  my  peo- 
ple will  let  me  and  you  will  take  me.” 

“ W-h-e-w ! Any  thing  happened  ?” 

“Yes.” 

“You’ve  seen  her?” 

“ Yes.” 

“Well,  go  on.  Don’t  keep  a fellow  in  sus- 
pense. I shall  be  introduced,  and  eat  one  of 
the  old  boy’s  good  dinners,  after  all,  before  I 
sail.” 

Tom  looked  out  of  window,  and  found  some 
difficulty  in  getting  out  the  words,  “No,  it’s  all 
up.” 

“You  don’t  mean  it?”  said  East,  coming  to 
a sitting  position  by  Tom’s  side.  “But  how 
do  you  know  ? . Are  you  sure  ? What  did  she 
say?” 

“Nothing.  I haven’t  spoken  to  her;  but 
it’s  all  up.  She  was  riding  with  her  father  and 
the  fellow  to  whom  she’s  engaged.  I have  heard 
it  a dozen  times,  but  never  would  believe  it.” 
“But  is  that  all?  Riding  with  her  father 
and  another  man  ! Why  there’s  nothing  in 
that.” 

‘ ‘ Yes,  but  there  is  though.  You  should  have 
seen  his  look.  And  they  all  knew  me  well 
enough,  but  not  one  of  them  nodded  even.” 
“Well,  there’s  not  much  in  that,  after  all. 
It  may  have  been  chance,  or  you  may  have  fan- 
cied it.” 

“No,  one  isn’t  quite  such  a fool.  However, 
I have  no  right  to  complain,  and  I won’t.  I 
could  bear  it  all  well  enough  if  he  were  not  such 
a cold-hearted  blackguard.” 

“What,  this  fellow  she  was  riding  with ?” 
“Yes.  He  hasn’t  a heart  the  size  of  a pin’s 
head.  He’ll  break  her’s.  He’s  a mean  brute, 
too.  She  can’t  know  him,  though  he  has  been 
after  her  this  year  and  more.  They  must  have 
forced  her  into  it.  Ah!  it’s  a bitter  business,” 
and  he  put  his  head  between  his  hands,  and  East 
heard  the  deep  catches  of  his  laboring  breath  as 


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244 

he  sat  by  hiin,  feeling  deeply  for  him,  but  puz- 
zled what  to  say. 

“ She  can’t  be  worth  so  much,  after  all,  Tom,” 
he  said  at  last,  “if  she  would  have  such  a fel- 
low as  that.  Depend  upon  it,  she’s  not  what 
you  thought  her.” 

Tom  made  no  answer ; so  the  Captain  went 
on  presently,  thinking  he  had  hit  the  right  note. 

‘ ‘ Cheer  up,  old  boy.  There’s  as  good  fish  in 
the  sea  yet  as  ever  came  out  of  it.  Don’t  you 
remember  the  song — whose  is  it  ? Lovelace’s  : 

‘If  she  he  uot  fair  for  me, 

What  care  I for  whom  she  be  ?’  ” 

Tom  started  up  almost  fiercely,  but  recover- 
ed himself  in  a moment,  and  then  leaned  his 
head  down  again. 

“Don’t  talk  about  her,  Harry;  you  don’t 
know  her,”  he  said. 

“ And  don’t  want  to  know  her,  Tom,  if  she 
is  going  to  throw  you  over.  Well,  I shall 
leave  you  for  an  hour  or  so.  Come  up  to  me 
presently  at  the  Rag,  when  you  feel  better.” 

East  started  for  his  club,  debating  within 
himself  what  he  could  do  for  his  friend — wheth- 
er calling  out  the  party  mightn’t  do  good. 

Tom,  left  to  himself,  broke  down  at  first  sad- 
ly ; but,  as  the  evening  wore  on  he  began  to 
rally,  and  sat  down  and  wrote  a long  letter  to 
his  father,  making  a clean  breast,  and  asking 
his  permission  to  go  with  East. 


CHAPTER  XLIX. 

THE  END. 

“ My  dear  Katie, — I know  you  will  be  very 
much  pained  when  you  read  this  letter.  You 
two  have  been  my  only  confidantes,  and  you 
liave  always  kept  me  up,  and  encouraged  me  to 
hope  that  all  would  come  right.  And  after  all 
that  happened  last  week,  Patty’s  marriage  and 
your  engagement — the  two  things  upon  earth, 
with  one  exception,  that  I most  wished  for — I 
quite  felt  that  my  own  turn  was  coming.  I 
can’t  tell  why  I had  such  a strong  feeling  about 
it,  but  somehow  all  the  most  important  changes 
in  my  life  for  the  last  four  years  have  been  so 
interwoven  with  Patty  and  Harry  Winburn’s 
history,  that,  now  they  tvere  married,  I was 
sure  something  would  happen  to  me  as  soon  as 
I came  to  London.  And  I w'as  not  wrong. 
Dear  Katie,  I can  hardly  bring  m)^self  to  write 
it.  It  is  all  over.  I met  her  in  the  street  to- 
day ; she  W'as  riding  Avith  her  father  and  the 
man  I told  you  about.  They  had  to  pull  up 
not  to  ride  over  me  ; so  I had  a good  look  at 
her,  and  there  can  be  no  mistake  about  it.  I 
have  often  tried  to  reason  myself  into  the  belief 
that  the  evil  day  must  come  sooner  or  later, 
and  to  prepai’e  myself  for  it ; but  I might  have 
spared  myself,  for  it  could  not  have  been  worse 
than  it  is  if  I had  ne\'er  anticipated  it.  My  fu- 
ture is  all  a blank  now.  I can’t  stay  in  Eng- 
land ; so  I have  written  home  to  ask  them  to  let 


me  go  to  New  Zealand  with  East,  and  I am  sure 
they  will  consent  Avhen  they  knoAv  all. 

‘ ‘ I shall  Avait  in  toAvn  till  I get  the  ansAver. 
Perhaps  I may  be  able  to  get  off  with  East  in  a 
feAv  weeks.  The  sooner  the  better ; but,  of 
course,  I shall  not  go  without  seeing  yon  and 
dear  old  Jack.  You  mustn’t  mind  me  calling 
him  Jack.  The  only  thing  that  it  gives  me 
any  pleasure  to  think  about  is  your  engagement. 
It  is  so  right  ; and  one  Avants  to  see  something 
going  right,  some  one  getting  their,  due,  to  keep 
alive  one’s  belief  in  justice  being  done  somehow 
or  another  in  the  Avorld.  And  I do  see  it,  and 
acknoAvledge  it,  Avhen  I think  over  his  history 
and  mine  since  Ave  first  met.  "VVe  have  both 
got  our  due  ; and  you  have  got  yours,  Katie, 
for  you  have  got  the  best  felloAV  in  England. 

“Ah  ! if  I only  could  think  that  she  has  got 
hers  ! If  I could  only  believe  that  the  man  she 
has  chosen  is  Avorthy  of  her!  I Avill  try  hard 
to  think  better  of  him.  There  must  be  more 
good  in  him  than  I have  ev'er  seen,  or  she  would 
never  harm  engaged  herself  to  him.  But  I can’t 
bear  to  stop  here,  and  see  it  all  going  on.  The 
sooner  I am  out  of  England  the  better.  I send 
you  a parcel  Avith  this ; it  contains  her  notes, 
and  some  old  flowers,  and  other  matters  Avhich 
I haven’t  the  heart  to  burn.  You  Avill  be  the 
best  judge  Avhat  should  be  done  with  them.  If 
you  see  your  way  to  managing  it,  I should  like 
her  to  knoAv  that  I had  sent  them  all  to  you, 
and  that,  Avhatever  may  happen  to  me  hereaf- 
ter, my  love  for  her  has  been  the  main  stay  and 
the  guiding-star  of  my  life  ever  since  that  hap- 
py time  Avhen  you  all  came  to  stay  with  us  in 
my  fii'st  long  A'acation.  It  found  me  eaten  up 
with  selfishness  and  conceit,  the  puppet  of  my 
OAvn  lusts  and  vanities,  and  has  left  me — Well, 
never  mind  what  it  has  left  me.  At  any  rate, 
if  I have  not  gone  from  Avorse  to  w'orse,  it  is  all 
OAving  to  her ; and  she  ought  to  knoAV  it.  It 
can  not  be  wrong  to  let  her  know  Avhat  good 
she  has  scattered  unknowingly  about  her  path. 
May  God  bless  and  rcAvard  her  for  it,  and  you, 
too,  dear  cousin,  for  all  your  long  loA'e  and  kind- 
ness to  one  who  is  very  unAvorthy  of,  but  A'ery 
thankful  for,  them. 

“Ea'CI' yours,  affectionately,  T.  B.” 

The  above  letter,  and  that  to  his  father  ask- 
in,g  for  leave  to  emigrate,  having  been  Avritten 
and  sent  off,  Tom  Avas  left,  on  the  afternoon 
of  the  day  folloAving  his  upset,  making  manful, 
if  not  very  successful,  efforts  to  shake  off  the 
load  of  depression  Avhich  weighed  on  him,  and 
to  turn  his  thoughts  resolutely  forward  to  a new- 
life  in  a new  country.  East  Avas  aAvay  at  the 
Docks.  There  Avas  no  one  moving  in  the  Tem- 
ple. The  men  w'ho  had  business  Avere  all  at 
Westminster,  or  out  of  sight  and  hearing  in  the 
recesses  of  their  chambers.  Those  Avho  had 
none  Avere  for  the  most  part  aivay  enjoying 
themselves,  in  one  Avay  or  another,  among  the 
mighty  Avhirl  of  the  mighty  human  sea  of  Lon- 
don. There  Avas  nothing  left  for  him  to  do ; 
he  had  Avritten  the  only  tAvo  letters  he  had  to 


TOM  BROWN 

write,  and  had  only  to  sit  still  and  wait  for  the 
answers,  killing  the  mean  time  as  well  as  he 
could.  Reading  came  hard  to  him,  but  it  was 
the  best  thing  to  do,  perhaps ; at  any  rate,  he 
was  trying  it  on,  though  his  studies  were  con- 
stantly interrupted  by  long  fits  of  absence  of 
mind,  during  which,  though  his  body  remained 
in  the  Temple,  he  was  again  in  the  well-kept 
garden  of  Barton,  or  in  the  hazel-wood  under 
the  lee  of  the  Berkshire  hills. 

He  was  aroused  out  of  one  of  these  reveries, 
and  brought  back  to  external  life  and  Fig-tree 
Court,  by  a single  knock  at  the  outer  door,  and 
a shout  of  the  newsman’s  boy  for  the  paper. 
So  he  got  up,  found  the  paper,  which  he  had 
forgotten  to  read,  and,  as  he  went  to  the  door, 
cast  his  eye  on  it,  and  saw  that  a great  match 
was  going  on  at  Lord’s.  This  gave  a new  turn 
to  his  thoughts.  He  stood  looking  down  stairs 
after  the  boy,  considering  whether  he  should  not 
start  at  once  for  the  match. 

He  would  be  sure  to  see  a lot  of  acquaintance 
there,  at  any  rate.  But  the  idea  of  seeing  and 
having  to  talk  to  mere  acquaintance  was  more 
distasteful  than  his  present  solitude.  He  was 
turning  to  bury  himself  again  in  his  hole,  when 
he  saw  a white  dog  walk  quietly  up  seven  or 
eight  stairs  at  the  bottom  of  the  flight,  and  then 
turn  round  and  look  for  some  one  to  follow. 

“How  odd!”  thought  Tom,  as  he  watched 
him  ; “ as  like  as  two  peas.  It  can’t  be.  No. 
Why,  yes  it  is.”  And  then  he  whistled,  and 
called  “ Jack,”  and  the  dog  looked  up  and 
wagged  his  tail,  as  much  as  to  say,  “ All  right, 
I’m  coming  directly ; but  I must  wait  for  my  mas- 
ter.” The  next  moment  Drysdale  appeared  at 
the  bottom  of  the  stairs,  and  looking  up,  said  : 

“ Oh!  that’s  you,  is  it?  I’m  all  right,  then. 
So  you  knew  the  old  dog  ?” 

“I  should  rather  think  so,”  said  Tom.  “I 
hope  I never  forget  a dog  or  a horse  I have  once 
known.” 

In  the  short  minute  which  Drysdale  and  Jack 
took  to  arrive  at  his  landing,  Tom  had  time  for 
a rush  of  old  college  memories,  in  which  grave 
atid  gay,  pleasant  and  bitter,  were  strangely 
mingled.  The  night  when  he  had  been  first 
brought  to  his  senses  about  Patty  came  up  very 
vividly  before  him,  and  the  Commemoration 
days,  when  he  had  last  seen  Drysdale.  “ How 
strange!”  he  thought,  “is  my  old  life  coming 
back  again  just  now?  Here,  on  the  very  day 
after  it  is  all  over,  comes  back  the  man  with 
whom  I was  so  intimate  up  to  the  day  it  began, 
and  have  never  seen  since.  What  does  it 
mean  ?” 

There  was  a little  touch  of  embarrassment  in 
the  manner  of  both  of  them  as  they  shook  hands 
at  the  top  of  the  stairs  and  turned  into  the 
chambers.  Tom  motioned  to  Jack  to  take  his 
old  place  at  one  end  of  the  sofa,  and  began  ca- 
ressing him  there,  the  dog  showing  unmistakably, 
by  gesture  and  whine,  that  delight  at  renewing 
an  old  friendship  for  which  his  race  are  so  nobly 
distinguished.  Drysdale  threw  himself  down 
in  an  arm-chair  and  watched  them. 


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“ So  you  knew  the  old  dog.  Brown  ?”  he  re- 
peated. 

“Knew  him?  of  course  I did.  Dear  old 
Jack!  How  well  he  wears;  he  istscarcely  al- 
tered at  all.” 

“ Very  little  ; only  steadier.  More  than  I 
can  say  for  his  master.  I’m  very  glad  you 
knew  Jack.” 

“ Come,  Drysdale,  take  the  other  end  of  the 
sofa,  or  it  won’t  look  like  old  times.  There, 
now  I can  fancy  myself  back  at  St.  Ambrose’s.” 
“By  Jove!  Brown,  you’re  a real  good  fel- 
low. I always  said  so,  even  after  that  last  let- 
ter. You  pitched  it  rather  too  strong  in  that, 
though.  I was  very  near  coming  back  from 
Norway  to  quarrel  with  you.” 

“ Well,  I was  very  angry  at  being  left  in  the 
lurch  by  you  and  Blake.” 

“ You  got  the  coin  all  right,  I suppose  ? You 
never  acknowledged  it.” 

“Didn’t  I?  Then  I ought  to  have.  Yes, 
I got  it  all  right  about  six  months  afterwards. 
I ought  to  have  acknowledged  it,  and  I thouglit 
I had.  I’m  sorry  I didn’t.  Now  we’re  all 
quits,  and  won’t  talk  any  more  about  that  ras- 
cally bill.” 

“I  suppose  I may  light  up,”  said  Drysdale, 
dropping  into  his  old  lounging  attitude  on  the 
sofa  and  pulling  out  his  cigar-case. 

“ Yes,  of  course.  Will  you  have  any  thing  ?” 
“ A cool  drink  wouldn’t  be  amiss.” 

“They  make  a nice  tankard  with  cider  and  a 
lump  of  ice  at  the  Rainbow.  What  do  you  say 
to  that?” 

“It  sounds  touching,”  said  Drysdale.  So 
Tom  posted  olf  to  Fleet  Street  to  order  the  liq- 
uor, and  came  back  followed  by  a waiter  with 
the  tankard.  Drysdale  took  a long  pull,  and 
smacked  his  lips. 

“That’s  a wrinkle,”  he  said,  handing  the 
tankard  to  Tom.  “ I suppose  the  lawyers  teach 
all  the  publicans  about  here  a trick  or  two. 
Why,  one  can  fancy  one’s  self  back  in  the  old 
quad,  looking  out  on  this  court  If  it  weren’t 
such  an  outlandish  out-of-the-way  place,  I think 
I should  take  some  chambers  here  myself. 
How  did  you  get  here?” 

“ Oh,  they  belong  to  a friend  of  mine  who  is 
away.  But  how  did  you  get  here  ?” 

“ Why,  along  the  Strand  in  a Hansom.” 

“I  mean,  how  did  you  know  I was  here?” 

“ Grey  told  me,” 

“What!  Grey  who  was  at  St.  Ambrose’s 
with  us?” 

“Yes.  You  look  puzzled.” 

“ 1*  didn’t  think  you  knew  Grey.” 

“No  more  I do.  But  a stout  old  party  I 
met  last  night — your  godfather,  I should  think 
he  is — told  me  where  he  was,  and  said  I should 
get  your  address  from  him.  So  I looked  him 
up  this  morning,  in  that  dog-hole  in  Westmin- 
ster where  he  lives.  He  didn’t  know  Jack  from 
Adam.” 

“But  what  in  the  world  do  you  mean  by  my 
godfather?” 

“I  had  better  tell  my  story  from  the  begin- 


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TOM  BROWN  AT  OXFORD. 


ning,  I see.  Last  night  I did  what  I don’t  oft- 
en do — went  out  to  a great  drum.  There  was 
an  awful  crush,  of  course,  and  you  may  guess 
what  the  lieat  was  in  these  dog-days,  with  gas- 
lights and  wax-lights  going,  and  a jam  of  peo- 
ple in  every  corner.  I was  fool  enough  to  get 
into  the  rooms,  so  that  my  retreat  was  cut  off ; 
and  I had  to  work  right  through,  and  got  at  last 
into  a back  room,  which  was  not  so  full.  The 
window  was  in  a recess,  and  there  was  a bal- 
cony outside,  looking  over  a little  bit  of  garden. 
I got  into  the  balcony,  talking  with  a girl  who 
was  sensible  enough  to  like  the  cool.  Present- 
ly I heard  a voice  I thought  I knew  inside. 
Then  I heard  St.  Ambrose,  and  then  your  name. 
Of  course  I listened ; I couldn’t  help  myself. 
They  \vere  just  inside  the  window,  in  the  recess, 
not  five  feet  from  ns ; so  I heard  pretty  nearly 
every  word.  Give  us  the  tankard  ; I’m  as  dry 
as  an  ash-heap  with  talking.  ” ' 

Tom,  scarcely  able  to  control  his  impatience, 
handed  the  tankard.  “But  who  was  it?  you 
haven’t  told  me,”  he  said,  as  Drysdale  put  it 
down  at  last  empty. 

“Why,thatd — d St.  Cloud.  He  was  giving 
you  a nice  character,  in  a sort  of  sneaking,  dep- 
recatory way,  as  if  he  was  sorry  for  it.  Among 
other  little  tales,  he  said  you  used  to  borrow 
money  from  Jews — he  knew  it  for  a certainty, 
because  he  had  been  asked  himself  to  join  you 
and  another  man — meaning  me,  of  course — in 
such  a transaction.  You  remember  how  he 
wouldn’t  acknowledge  the  money  I lent  him  at 
play,  and  the  note  he  wrote  me  which  upset 
Blake  so.  I had  never  forgotten  it.  I knew  I 
should  get  my  chance  some  day,  and  here  it  was. 
I don’t  know  what  the  girl  thought  of  me,  or 
how  she  got  out  of  the  balcony,  but  I stepped 
into  the  recess  just  as  he  had  finished  his  pre- 
cious story,  and  landed  between  him  and  a com- 
fortable old  boy,  who  was  looking  shocked.  He 
must  be  your  godfather,  or  something  of  the  kind. 
I’ll  bet  you  a pony  you  are  down  for  something 
handsome  in  his  will.” 

“ What  was  his  name  ? Did  you  find  out  ?” 

“Yes;  Potter,  or  Porter,  or  something  like 
it.  I’ve  got  his  card  somewhere.  I just  stared 
St.  Cloud  in  the  face,  and  you  may  depend  upon 
it  he  winced.  Then  I told  the  old  boy  that  I 
had  heard  their  talk,  and,  as  I was  at  St.  Am- 
brose with  you,  I should  like  to  have  five  min- 
utes with  him  when  St.  Cloud  had  done.  He 
seemed  rather  in  a corner  between  us.  How- 
ever I kept  in  sight  till  St.  Cloud  was  obliged  to 
draw  off;  and,  to  cut  my  story  short,  as  the 
tankard  is  empty,  I think  I put  you  . pretty 
straight  there.  You  said  we  were  quits  just 
now  : after  last  night,  perhaps  we  are,  for  I told 
him  the  truth  of  the  Benjamin  story,  and  I think 
he  is  squared.  He  seems  a good  sort  of  old 
boy.  He’s  a relation  of  yours,  eh  ?” 

“ Only  a distant  connection.  Did  any  thing 
more  happen?” 

“ Yes ; I saw  that  he  was  flurried,  and  didn’t 
know  quite  what  to  think  ; so  I asked  him  to  let 
me  call,  and  I would  bring  him  some  one  else  to 


speak  to  your  character.  He  gave  me  his  card, 
and  I’m  going  to  take  Blake  there  to-day. 
Then  I asked  him  where  you  were,  and  he 
didn’t  know,  but  said  he  thought  Grey  could  tell 
me.” 

“It  is  very  kind  of  you,  Drysdale,  to  take  so 
much  trouble.” 

“ Trouble  ! I’d  go  from  here  to  Jericho  to  be 
even  with  our  fine  friend.  I never  forget  a bad 
turn.  I met  him  afterwards  in  the  cloak-room, 
and  went  out  of  the  door  close  after  him,  to  give 
him  a chance  if  he  wants  to  say  any  thing.  I 
only  wish  he  would.  But  why  do  you  suppose 
he  is  lying  about  you  ?” 

“ I can’t  tell.  I’ve  never  spoken  to  him  since 
he  left  Oxford.  Never  saw  him  till  yesterday, 
riding  with  Mr.  Porter.  I suppose  that  remind- 
ed them  of  me.” 

“Well,  St.  Cloud  is  bent  on  getting  round 
him  for  some  reason  or  another,  you  may  take 
your  oath  of  that.  Now  my  time’s  up  ; I shall 
go  and  pick  up  Blake.  I should  think  I had 
better  not  take  Jack  to  call  in  Eaton  Square, 
though  he’d  give  you  a good  character  if  he 
could  speak  ; wouldn’t  you.  Jack  ?” 

Jack  wagged  his  tail,  and  descended  from  the 
sofa. 

‘ ‘ Does  Blake  live  up  here  ? What  is  he  do- 
ing?” 

“Burning  the  candle  at  both  ends  and  in  the 
middle,  as  usual.  Yes,  he’s  living  near  his 
club.  He  writes  political  articles,  devilish  well, 
I hear,  too,  and  is  reading  for  the  bar ; besides 
which  he  is  getting  into  society,  and  going  out 
whenever  he  can,  and  fretting  his  soul  out  that 
he  isn’t  prime  minister,  or  something  of  the 
kind.  He  won’t  last  long  at  the  pace  he’s  go- 
ing.” 

“I’m  very  sorry  to  hear  it.  But  you’ll  come 
here  again,  Drysdale ; or  let  me  come  and  see 
you  ? I shall  be  very  anxious  to  hear  what  has 
happened.” 

“Here’s  my  pasteboard  ; I shall  be  in  town 
for  another  fortnight.  Drop  in  when  you  like.” 

And  so  Drysdale  and  Jack  went  off,  leaving 
Tom  in  a chaotic  state  of  mind.  All  his  old 
hopes  were  roused  again  as  he  thought  over 
Drysdale’s  narrative.  He  could  no  longer  sit 
still ; so  he  rushed  out,  and  walked  up  and  down 
the  river-side  walk,  in  the  Temple  Gardens, 
where  a fine  breeze  was  blowing,  at  a pace 
which  astonished  the  gate-keepers  and  the  nur- 
sery-maids and  children,  who  were  taking  the 
air  in  that  favorite  spot.  Once  or  twice  he  re- 
turned to  chambers,  and  at  last  found  East  re- 
posing after  his  excursion  to  the  Docks. 

East’s  quick  eye  saw  at  once  that  something 
had  happened ; and  he  had  very  soon  heard  the 
whole  story ; upon  which  he  deliberated  for 
some  minutes,  and  rejoiced  Tom’s  heart  by 
saying  : “Ah  ! all  up  with  New  Zealand,  I see. 
I shall  be  introduced,  after  all,  before  we  start. 
Come  along  ; I must  stand  you  a dinner  on  the 
strength  of  the  good  news,  and  we’ll  drink  her 
health.” 

Tom  called  twice  that  evening  at  Drysdale’s 


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lodgings,  but  he  was  out.  The  next  morning 
he  called  again.  Drysdale  had  gone  to  Hamp- 
ton Court  races,  and  had  left  no  message.  He 
left  a note  for  him,  but  got  no  answer.  It  was 
ti7ing  work.  Another  day  passed  without  any 
word  from  Drysdale,  who  seemed  never  to  be  at 
home ; and  no  answer  to  either  of  his  letters. 
On  the  third  morning  he  heard  from  his  father. 
It  was  just  the  answer  which  he  had  expected 
— as  kind  a letter  as  could  be  written.  Mr. 
Brown  had  suspected  how  matters  stood  at  one 
time,  but  had  given  up  the  idea  in  consequence 
of  Tom’s  silence  ; which  he  regretted,  as  possi- 
bly things  might  have  happened  otherwise  had 
he  known  the  state  of  the  case.  It  was  too  late 
now,  however;  and  tlie  less  said  the  better 
about  what  might  have  been.  As  to  New 
Zealand,  he  should  not  oppose  Tom’s  going,  if, 
after  some  time,  he  continued  in  his  present 
mind.  It  was  very  natural  for  him  just  now  to 
wish  to  go.  They  would  talk  it  over  as  soon  as 
Tom  came  home ; which  Mr.  Brown  begged 
him  to  do  at  once,  or,  at  any  rate,  as  soon  as 
he  had  seen  his  friend  oif.  Home  was  the 
best  place  for  him. 

Tom  sighed  as  he  folded  it  up  ; the  hopes  of 
the  last  three  days  seemed  to  be  fading  away 
again.  He  spent  another  restless  day  ; and  by 
night  had  persuaded  himself  that  Drysdale’s 
mission  had  been  a complete  failure,  and  that 
he* did  not  write  and  kept  out  of  the  way  out  of 
kindness  to  him. 

“Why,  Tom,  old  fellow,  you  look  as  down-in- 
the-mouth  as  ever  to-night,” East  said,  when 
Tom  opened  the  door  for  him  about  midnight, 
on  his  return  from  his  club;  “cheer  up;  you 
may  depend  it’s  all  to  go  right.” 

“But  I haven’t  seen  Drysdale  again,  and  he 
hasn’t  written.” 

“There’s  nothing  in  that.  He  was  glad 
enough  to  do  you  a good  turn,  I dare  say,  when 
it  came  in  his  way,  but  that  sort  of  fellow  never 
can  keep  anything  up.  He  has  been  too  much 
used  to  having  his  own  way,  and  following  his 
own  fancies.  Don’t  you  lose  heart  because  he 
won’t  put  himself  out  for  you.” 

“Well,  Harry,  you  are  the  best  fellow  in  the 
world.  You  would  put  backbone  into  any  one.” 
“ Now,  we’ll  just  have  a quiet  cheroot,  and 
then  turn  in  ; and  see  if  you  don’t  have  good 
news  to-morrow.  How  hot  it  is!  the  Strand 
to-night  is  as  hot  as  the  Punjaub  ; and  the  reek 
of  it — phah  ! my  throat  is  full  of  it  still.” 

East  took  off  his  coat,  and  was  just  throwing 
it  on  a chair,  when  he  stopped,  and,  feeling  in 
the  pocket,  said : 

“ Let’s  see,  here’s  a note  for  you.  The  por- 
ter gave  it  me  as  I knocked  in.” 

Tom  took  it  carelessly,  but  the  next  moment 
was  tearing  it  open  with  trembling  fingers. 
“Erom  my  cousin,”  he  said.  East  watched 
him  read,  and  saw  the  blood  rush  to  his  face 
and  the  light  come  into  his  eyes. 

“ Good  news,  Tom,  I see.  Bravo,  old  boy  ! 
You’ve  had  a long  fight  for  it,  and  deserve  to 
win.” 


Tom  got  up,  tossed  the  note  across  the  table, 
and  began  walking  up  and  down  the  room : 
his  heart  was  too  full  for  speech. 

“ May  I read  ?”  said  East,  looking  up. 

Tom  nodded,  and  he  read  : 

“Dear  Tom, — I am  come  to  town  to  spend 
a week  with  them  in  Eaton  Square.  Call  on 
me  to-morrow  at  twelve,  or,  if  you  are  engaged 
then,  between  three  and  five.  I have  no  time 
to  add  more  now',  but  long  to  sec  you.  Your 
loving  cousin,  Katie. 

“ P.S. — I w'ill  give  you  your  parcel  back  to- 
morrow, and  then  you  can  burn  the  contents 
yourself,  or  do  what  you  like  with  them.  Un- 
cle bids  me  say  he  shall  be  glad  if  you  will 
come  and  dine  to-morrow,  and  any  other  day 
you  can  spare  while  I am  here.” 

When  he  had  read  the  note.  East  got  up 
and  shook  hands  heartily  with  Tom,  and  then 
sat  dow'n  again  quietly  to  finish  his  cheroot, 
watching  with  a humorous  look  his  friend’s 
march. 

“ And  you  think  it  is  really  all  right  now'  ?” 
Tom  asked,  in  one  form  or  another,  after  every 
few  turns ; and  East  replied  in  various  forms 
of  chafidng  assurance  that  there  could  not  be 
much  further  question  on  the  point.  At  last, 
when  he  had  finished  his  cheroot,  he  got  up, 
and,  taking  his  candle,  said,  “ Good-night, 
Tom ; when  that  revolution  comes  which 
you’re  always  predicting,  remember,  if  you’re 
not  shot  or  hung,  you’ll  always  find  a roost  for 
you  and  your  wife  in  New  Zealand.” 

“I  don’t  feel  so  sure  about  the  revolution 
now,  Harry.” 

“ Of  course  you  don’t.  Mind,  I bargain  for 
the  dinner  in  Eaton  Square.  I ahvays  told  you 
I should  dine  there  before  I started.” 

He  4:  ^ 

The  next  day  Tom  found  that  he  was  not 
engaged  at  twelve  o’clock,  and  was  able  to  ap- 
pear in  Eaton  Square.  He  was  shown  up  into 
the  drawing-room,  and  found  Katie  alone  there. 
The  quiet  and  coolness  of  the  darkened  room 
was  most  grateful  to  him  after  the  glare  of  the 
streets,  as  he  sat  down  by  her  side. 

“But,  Katie,”  he  said,  as  soon  as  the  first 
salutations  and  congratulations  had  passed, 
“how  did  it  all  happen?  I can’t  believe  my 
senses  yet.  I am  afraid  I may  wake  up  any 
minute.” 

“Well,  it  was  chiefly  owing  to  two  lucky 
coincidences ; though  no  doubt  it  would  have 
all  come  right  in  time  without  them.” 

“Our  meeting  the  other  day  in  the  street,  I 
suppose,  for  one  ?” 

“ Yes.  Coming  across  you  so  suddenly,  car- 
rying the  little  girl,  reminded  Mary  of  the  day 
when  she  sprained  her  ankle,  and  you  carried 
her  through  Hazel  Copse.  Ah  ! you  never  told 
me  all  of  that  adventure,  either  of  you.” 

“All  that  was  necessary,  Katie.” 

“Oh!  I have  pardoned  you.  Uncle  saw 
then  that  she  was  very  much  moved  at  some- 


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tiling,  and  guessed  well  enough  what  it  was. 
He  is  so  very  kind,  and  so  fond  of  Mary,  he 
would  do  any  thing  in  the  world  that  she  wish- 
ed. She  was  quite  unwell  that  evening;  so  he 
and  aunt  had  to  go  out  alone,  and  they  met 
that  Mr.  St.  Cloud  at  a party  who  was  said  to 
be  engaged  to  her.” 

“ It  wasn’t  true,  then  ?” 

“No,  never.  He  is  a very  designing  man, 
though  I believe  he  was  really  in  love  with  poor 
Mary.  At  any  rate,  he  has  iiersecuted  her  for 
more  than  a year.  And  it  is  very  wicked,  but 
I am  afraid  he  spread  all  those  reports  him- 
self.” 

“ Of  their  engagement?  Just  like  him !” 
“Uncle  is  so  good-natured,  you  know;  and 
he  took  advantage  of  it,  and  was  always  coming 
hei’e  and  riding  with  them.  And  he  had  made 
uncle  believe  dreadful  stories  about  you,  which 
made  him  seem  so  unkind.  He  was  quite  afraid 
to  have  you  at  the  house.” 

“Yes,  I saw  that  last  year  ; and  the  second 
coincidence  ?” 

“It  happened  that  very  night.  Poor  Un- 
cle was  very  much  troubled  what  to  do ; so, 
when  he  met  Mr.  St.  Cloud,  as  I told  you,  he 
took  him  aside  to  ask  him  again  about  you. 
Somehow,  a gentleman  who  was  a friend  of 
yours  at  Oxford  overheard  what  was  said,  and 
came  forward  and  explained  every  thing.” 
“Yes,  he  came  and  told  me.” 

“ Then  you  know  more  than  I about  it.” 

“ And  you  think  Mr.  Porter  is  convinced  that 
I am  not  quite  such  a scamp,  after  all?” 

“ Yes,  indeed  ; and  the  boys  are  so  delighted 
that  they  will  see  you  again.  They  are  at  home 
for  the  holidays,  and  so  grown.” 

“And  Mary?” 

“ She  is  very  well.  You  will  see  her  before 
long,  I dare  say.” 

“ Is  she  at  home  ?” 

“She  is  out  riding  with  uncle.  Now  I will 
go  up  and  get  your  parcel,  which  I had  opened 
at  home  before  I got  aunt’s  note  asking  me  here. 
No  wonder  we  could  never  find  her  boot !” 
Katie  disappeared,  and  at  the  same  time  Tom 
thought  he  heard  the  sound  of  horses’  feet. 
Yes,  and  they  have  stopped,  too ; it  must  be 
Mary  and  her  father.  He  could  not  see,  be- 
cause of  the  blinds  and  other  devices  for  keep- 
ing the  room  cool.  But  the  next  moment  there 
were  voices  in  the  hall  below,  and  then  a light 
step  on  the  carpeted  stair  which  no  ear  but  his 
could  have  heard.  His  heart  beat  with  heavy, 
painful  pulsations,  and  his  head  swam  as  the 
door  opened,  and  Mary,  in  her  riding-habit, 
stood  in  the  room. 


CHAPTER  L. 

THE  POSTSCEIPT. 

OuK  curtain  must  rise  once  again,  and  it  shall 
be  on  a familiar  spot.  Once  more  we  must 
place  ourselves  on  the  Hawk’s  Lynch,  and  look 


out  over  the  well-known  view,  and  the  happy 
autumn  fields,  ripe  with  the  golden  harvest. 
Two  people  are  approaching  on  horseback  from 
the  Barton  side,  who  have  been  made  one  since 
w^e  left  them  at  the  fall  of  the  curtain  in  the 
last  chapter.  They  ride  lovingly  together,  close 
to  one  another,  and  forgetful  of  the  whole  world, 
as  they  should  do,  for  they  have  scarcely  come 
to  the  end  of  their  honey-moon. 

They  are  in  country  costume — she  in  a light 
plain  habit,  but  well  cut,  and  sitting  on  her  as 
well  as  she  sits  on  her  dainty  gray ; he  in 
shooting-coat  and  wdde-awake,  wdth  his  fishing- 
basket  slung  over  his  shoulder.  They  come 
steadily  up  the  hill-side,  rousing  a yellow-ham- 
mer here  and  there  from  the  furze-bushes,  and 
only  draw  bit  when  they  have  reached  the  very 
top  of  the  knoll.  Then  they  dismount,  and 
Tom  produces  tw'o  halters  from  his  fishing- 
basket,  and,  taking  off  the  bridles,  fastens  the 
horses  up  in  the  shade  of  the  fir-trees,  and 
loosens  their  girths,  while  Mary,  after  search- 
ing in  the  basket,  pulls  out  a bag  and  pours 
out  a prodigal  feed  of  corn  before  each  of  them 
on  the  short  grass. 

“What  are  'you  doing,  you  wasteful  little 
woman?  You  should  have  put  the  bag  under- 
neath. They  won’t  be  able  to  pick  up  half  the 
corn.” 

“Never  mind,  dear  ; then  the  birds  will  get 
it.” 

“And  you  have  given  them  enough  for  three 
feeds.” 

“ Why  did  you  put  so  much  in  the  bag  ? Be- 
sides, you  know'  it  is  the  last  feed  I shall  give 
her.  Poor  dear  little  Gypsy,”  she  added,  pat- 
ting the  neck  of  her  dapple  gray.  “You  have 
found  a kind  mistress  for  her,  dear ; haven’t 
you  ?” 

“Yes;  she  will  be  lightly  worked  and  well 
cared  for,” he  said  shortly,  turning  away,  and 
busying  himself  with  the  basket  again. 

‘•‘But  no  one  will  ever  love  you,  Gypsjq  like 
your  old  mistress.  Now  give  me  a kiss,  and 
you  shall  have  your  treat,”  and  she  pulled  a 
piece  of  sugar  out  of  the  pocket  of  her  riding- 
habit  ; at  the  sight  of  wdiich  the  gray  held  out 
her  beautiful  nose  to  be  fondled,  and  then  lap- 
ped up  the  sugar  with  eager  lips  from  Mary’s 
hand,  and  turned  to  her  corn. 

The  young  wife  tripped  across  and  sat  dowm 
near  her  husband,  who  was  laying  out  their 
luncheon  on  the  turf.  ‘ ‘ It  W'as  very  dear  of 
you  to  think  of  coming  here  for  our  last  ride,” 
she  said.  “I  remember  how  charmed  I was 
with  the  place  the  first  Sunday  I ever  spent  at 
Englebourn,  when  Katie  brought  me  Tip  here 
directly  after  breakfast,  before  we  went  to  the 
school.  Such  a time  ago  it  seems — before  I 
ever  saw  you.  And  I have  never  been  here 
since.  But  I love  it  most  for  your  sake,  dear. 
Now  tell  me  again  all  the  times  you  have  been 
here.” 

Tom  proceeded  to  recount  some  of  his  visits 
to  the  Hau;^’s  Lynch,  in  which  we  have  accom- 
panied him.  And  then  they  talked  on  about 


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Katie,  and  East,  and  the  Englebonrn  people, 
past  and  present,  old  Betty,  and  Harry  and  his 
wife  in  New  Zealand,  and  David  patching  coats 
and  tending  bees,  and  executing  the  Queen’s 
justice  to  the  best  of  his  ability  in  the  village  at 
their  feet. 

“Poor  David!  I must  get  over  somehow  to  see 
him  before  we  leave  home.  He  feels  your  un- 
cle’s death,  and  the  other  changes  in  the  par- 
ish, more  than  any  one.” 

“I  am  so  sorry  the  living  was  sold,”  said 
Mary;  “Katie  and  her  husband  would  have 
made  Englebonrn  into  a little  paradise.” 

“It  could  not  be  helped,  dear.  I can’t  say 
I’m  sorry.  There  would  not  have  been  work 
enough  for  him.  He  is  better  where  he  is,  in  a 
great  town-parish.” 

“But  Katie  did  love  the  place  so,  and  was  so 
nsed  to  it ; she  had  become  quite  a little  queen 
there  before  her  marriage.  See  what  we  wom- 
en have  to  give  up  for  you,”  she  said,  playfully, 
turning  to  him.  But  a shadow  passed  over  his 
face,  and  he  looked  away  without  answering.  • 
“What  makes  you  look  sorrowful,  dear? 
What  are  you  thinking  of?” 

“ Oh,  nothing !” 

“That  isn’t  true.  Now  tell  me  what  it  is. 
You  have  no  right,  you  know,  to-  keep  any 
thing  from  me.” 

“I  can’t  bear  to  think  that  you  have  had  to 
sell  Gypsy.  You  have  never  been  without  a 
riding-horse  till  now.  You  will  miss  your  rid- 
ing dreadfully,  I am  sure,  dear.” 

“I  shall  do  very  well  without  riding.  I am 
so  proud  of  learning  my  lesson  from  you.  You 
will  see  what  a poor  man’s  wife  I shall  make. 
I have  been  getting  mamma  to  let  me  do  the 
housekeeping,  and  know  how  a joint  should 
look,  and  all  sorts  of  useful  things.  And  I 
have  made  my  own  house-linen.  I shall  soon 
get  to  hate  all  luxuries  as  much  as  you  do.” 
“Now,  Mary,  you  mustn’t  run  into  extremes. 
I never  said  you  ought  to  hate  all  luxuries,  but 
that  almost  every  body  one  knows  is  a slave  to 
them.” 

“Well,  and  I hate  any  thing  that  wants  to 
make  a slave  of  me.” 

“ You  are  a dear  little  free  woman.  But,  now 
we  are  on  this  subject  again,  Mary,  I really  want 
to  speak  to  you  about  keeping  a lady’s-maid.  We 
can  quite  afford  it,  and  you  ought  to  have  one.” 
“I  shall  do  nothing  of  the  sort.” 

“Not  to  oblige  me,  Mary?” 

“ No,  not  even  to  oblige  you.  There  is  some- 
thing to  be  said  for  dear  Gypsy.  But  take  a 
maid  again,  to  do  nothing  but  torment  me, 
and  pretend  to  take  care  of  my  clothes,  and  my 
hair ! I never  knew  what  freedom  was  till  I 
got  rid  of  poor,  foolish,  grumbling  Higgins.” 

“ But  you  may  get  a nice  girl  who  will  be  a 
comfort  to  you.” 

‘ ‘ No,  I never  will  have  a woman  again  to  do 
nothing  but  look  after  me.  It  isn’t  fair  to  them. 
Besides,  dear,  you  can’t  say  that  I don’t  look  bet- 
ter since  I have  done  my  own  hair.  Did  you 
ever  see  it  look  brighter  than  it  does  now  ?” 


“ Never;  and  now  here  is  luncheon  all  ready.” 
So  they  sat  down  on  tlie  verge  of  the  slope,  and  ate 
their  cold  cliicken  and  tongue,  with  the  relisli  im- 
parted by  youth,  a long  ride,  and  the  bracing  air. 

Mary  was  merrier  and  brighter  than  ever, 
but  it  was  an  effort  with  him  to  respond ; and 
soon  she  began  to  notice  this,  and  then  there 
was  a pause,  which  she  broke  at  last  with  some- 
thing of  an  effort. 

“ There  is  that  look  again.  AYhat  makes 
you  look  so  serious  now?  I must  know.” 

“ Was  I looking  serious  ? I beg  your  ]>ar- 
don,  dearest,  and  I won’t  do  so  any  more  ;” 
and  he  smiled  as  he  answered,  but  the  smile 
faded  away  before  her  steady,  loving  gaze,  and 
he  turned  slightly  from  her,  and  looked  out  over 
the  vale  below. 

She  watched  him  for  a short  time  in  silence, 
her  own  fair  young  face  changing  like  a sum- 
mer sea  as  the  light  clouds  pass  over  it.  Pres- 
ently she  seemed  to  have  come  to  some  decis- 
ion ; for,  taking  off  her  riding-hat,  she  threw  it 
and  her  whip  and  gauntlets  on  the  turf  beside 
her,  and,  drawing  nearer  to  his  side,  laid  her 
hand  on  his.  He  looked  at  her  fondly,  and, 
stroking  her  hair,  said : 

“Take  care  of  your  complexion,  Mary.” 

“ Oh,  it  will  take  care  of  itself  in  this  air, 
dear.  Besides,  you  are  between  me  and  the 
sun  ; and  now  you  must  tell  me  why  you  look 
so  serious.  It  is  not  the  first  time  I have  no- 
ticed that  look.  I am  your  wife,  you  know, 
and  I have  a right  to  know  your  thoughts,  and 
to  share  all  your  joy,  and  all  your  sorrow.  I 
do  not  mean  to  give  up  any  of  my  rights  which  I 
got  by  marrying  you.” 

“ Your  rights,  dearest ! your  poor  little  rights, 
which  you  have  gained  by  changing  name  and 
plighting  troth.  It  is  thinking  of  that — think- 
ing of  what  you  have  bought,  and  the  price  you 
have  paid  for  it,  which  makes  me  sad  at  times  : 
even  when  you  are  sitting  by  me,  and  laying 
your  hand  on  my  hand,  and  the  sweet  burden  of 
your  pure  life  and  being  on  my  soiled  and  baf- 
fled manhood.” 

“But  it  was  my  own  bargain,  you  know, 
dear,  and  I am  satisfied  with  my  purchase.  I 
paid  the  price  with  my  eyes  open.” 

“Ah,  if  I could  only  feel  that !” 

“But  you  know  that  it  is  true.” 

“ No,  dearest,  that  is  the  pinch.  I do  not 
know  that  it  is  true.  I often  feel  that  it  is  just 
not  a bit  true.  It  was  a one-sided  bargain,  in 
which  one  of  the  parties  had  eyes  open  and  got 
all  the  advantage  ; and  that  party  was  I.” 

“ I will  not  have  you  so  conceited,”  she  said, 
patting  his  hand  once  or  twice,  and  looking  more 
bravely  than  ever  up  into  his  eyes.  “Why 
should  you  think  you  were  so  much  the  cleverer 
of  the  two  as  to  get  all  the  good  out  of  our  bar- 
gain ? lam  not  going  to  allow  that  you  are  so 
much  the  most  quick-witted  and  clear-sighted. 
Women  are  said  to  be  as  quick-witted  as  men. 
Perhaps  it  is  not  I w'ho  have  been  outwitted,  af- 
ter all.” 

“Look  at  the  cost,  Mary.  Think  of  what 


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you  will  have  to  give  up.  You  can  not  reckon 
it  up  yet.” 

“What!  you  are  going  back  to  the  riding- 
horses  and  lady’s-maid  again.  I thought  I had 
convinced  you  on  those  points.” 

“ They  are  only  a very  small  part  of  the 
price.  You  have  left  a home  where  every 
body  loved  you.  You  knew  it ; you  were  sure 
of  it.  You  had  felt  their  love  ever  since  you 
could  remember  any  thing.” 

“Yes,  dear,  and  I feel  it  still.  They  will  be 
all  just  as  fond  of  me  at  home,  though  I am  your 
wife.” 

“ At  home  ! It  is  no  longer  your  home.” 
“No,  I have  a home  of  my  own  now.  A 
new  home  with  new  love  there  to  live  on  ; and 
an  old  home,  with  the  old  love  to  think  of.” 

“ A new  home  instead  of  an  old  one  ; a poor 
home  instead  of  a rich  one — a home  where  the 
cry  of  the  sorrow  and  suffering  of  the  world  will 
reach  you,  for  one  in  which  you  had — ” 

“In  which  I had  not  you,  dear.  There  now, 
that  was  my  purchase.  I set  my  mind  on  hav- 
ing you — buying  you,  as  that  is  your  word.  I 
have  paid  my  price,  and  got  my  bargain,  and — 
you  know  I was  always  an  oddity,  and  rather 
willful — am  content  with  it.” 

“ Yes,  Mary,  you  have  bought  me,  and  you 
little  know,  dearest,  what  you  have  bought.  I can 
scarcely  bear  my  own  selfishness  at  times,  when 
I think  of  what  your  life  might  have  been  had  I 
left  you  alone,  and  what  it  must  be  with  me.” 
“And  what  might  it  have  been,  dear?” 
“Why,  you  might  have  married  some  man 
with  plenty  of  money,  who  could  have  given  you 
every  thing  to  which  you  have  been  used.” 

“I  shall  begin  to  think  that  you  believe  in 
luxuries,  after  all,  if  you  go  on  making  so  much 
of  them.  You  must  not  go  on  preaching  one 
thing  and  practising  another.  I am  a convert 
to  your  preaching,  and  believe  in  the  misery  of 
multiplying  artificial  wants.  Your  wife  must 
have  none.” 

“ Yes,  but  wealth  and  position  are  not  to  be 
despised.  I feel  that,  now  that  it  is  all  done 
past  recall,  and  I have  to  think  of  you.  But 
the  loss  of  them  is  a mere  nothing  to  what  you 
will  have  to  go  through.” 

“ What  do  you  mean,  dear?  Of  coui'se  we 
must  expect  some  troubles,  like  other  people.” 
“Why,  I mean,  Mary,  that  you  might  at 
least  have  married  a contented  man  ; some  one 
who  found  the  Avorld  a very  good  world,  and 
was  satisfied  with  things  as  they  are,  and  had 
light  enough  to  steer  himself  by  ; and  not  a fel- 
low like  me,  full  of  all  manner  of  doubts  and 
pei’plexities,  who  sees  little  but  wrong  in  the 
world  about  him,  and  more  in  himself.” 

“You  think  I should  have  been  more  com- 
fortable ?” 

“ Yes,  more  comfortable  and  happier.  What 
right  had  I to  bring  my  worries  on  you?  For 
I know  you  can’t  live  with  me,  dearest,  and  not 
be  bothered  and  annoyed  when  I am  anxious 
and  dissatisfied.” 

“ But  whnt  if  I did  not  marry  you  to  be  com- 
fortable ?” 


“My  darling,  you  never  thought  about  it, 
and  I was  too  selfish  to  think  for  you.” 

“There  now,  you  see,  it  is  just  as  I said.” 

“ How  do  you  mean?” 

“ I mean  that  you  are  quite  wrong  in  think- 
ing that  I have  been  deceived.  I did  not  mar- 
ry you,  dear,  to  be  comfortable — and  I did  think 
it  all  over ; ay,  over  and  over  again.  So  you 
are  not  to  run  away  with  the  belief  that  you 
have  taken  me  in.” 

“I  shall  be  glad  enough  to  give  it  up,,  dear- 
est, if  you  can  convince  me.” 

“ Then  you  will  listen  while  I explain?” 
“Yes,  with  all  my  ears  and  all  my  heart.” 

“ You  remember  the  year  that  we  met,  when 
we  danced  and  went  nutting  together,  a thought- 
less boy  and  girl — ” 

“ Remember  it ! Have  I ever — ” 

“ You  are  not  to  interrupt.  Of  course  you 
remember  it  all,  and  are  ready  to  tell  me  that 
you  loved  me  the  first  moment  you  saw  me  at 
the  window  in  High  Sti’eet.  Well,  perhaps  I 
shall  not  object  to  be  told  it  at  a proper  time, 
but  now  I am  making  my  confessions.  I liked 
you  then,  because  you  were  Katie’s  cousin,  and 
almost  my  first  partner,  and  were  never  tired  of 
dancing,  and  were  generally  merry  and  pleas- 
ant, though  you  sometimes  took  to  lecturing, 
even  in  those  days.” 

“But,  Mary — ” 

“ You  are  to  be  silent  now,  and  listen.  I 
liked  you  then.  But  you  are  not  to  look  con- 
ceited and  flatter  yourself.  It  was  only  a girl’s 
fancy.  I couldn’t  have  married  you  then — giv- 
en myself  up  to  you.  No,  I don’t  think  I could, 
even  on  the  night  when  you  fished  for  me  out 
of  the  window  with  the  heather  and  heliotrope, 
though  I kept  them,  and  have  them  still.  And 
then  came  that  scene  down  below,  at  old  Si- 
mon’s cottage,  and  I thought  I should  never 
wish  to  see  you  again.  And  then  I came  out 
in  London  and  went  abroad.  I scarcely  heard 
of  you  again  for  a year,  for  Katie  hardly  ever 
mentioned  you  in  her  letters ; and,  though  I 
sometimes  wished  that  she  would,  and  thought 
I should  just  like  to  know  what  you  were  doing, 
I was  too  proud  to  ask.  Meantime  I went 
out  and  enjoyed  myself,  and  had  a great  many 
pretty  things  said  to  me— much  prettier  things 
than  you  ever  said — and  made  the  acquaintance 
of  pleasant  young  men,  friends  of  papa  and 
mamma ; many  of  them  with  good  establish- 
ments too.  But  I shall  not  tell  you  any  thing 
more  about  them,  or  you  will  be  going  off  about 
the  luxuries  I have  been  used  to.  Then  I be- 
gan to  hear  of  you  again.  Katie  came  to  stay 
with  us,  and  I met  some  of  your  Oxford*  friends. 
Poor  dear  Katie  ! she  was  full  of  you  and  your 
wild  sayings  and  doings,  half-frightened  and 
half-pleased,  but  all  the  time  the  best  and  tru- 
est friend  you  ever  had.  Some  of  the  rest  were 
not  friends  at  all ; and  I have  heard  many  a 
sneer  and  unkind  word,  and  stories  of  your 
monstrous  speeches  and  habits.  Some  said  you 
were  mad  ; others  that  you  liked  to  be  eccentric  ; 
that  you  couldn’t  bear  to  live  wdth  your  equals  ; 
that  you  sought  the  society  of  your  inferiors  to 


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be  flattered.  I listened,  and  thought  it  all  over, 
and,  being  willful  and  eccentric  myself,  you 
know,  liked  more  and  more  to  hear  about  you, 
and  hoped  I should  see  you  again  some  day. 

I was  curious  to  judge  for  myself  whether  you 
were  much  changed  for  the  better  or  the  worse. 
And  at  last  came  the  day  when  I saw  you 
again,  carrying  the  poor  lame  child  ; and,  after 
that,  you  know  what  happened.  So  here  we 
are,  dear,  and  you  are  my  husband.  And  you 
will  please  never  to  look  serious  again,  from 
aiiy  foolish  thought  that  I have  been  taken  in — 
that  I did  not  know  what  I was  about  when  I 
took  you  ‘ for  better  for  worse,  for  richer  for 
poorer,  in  sickness  and  in  health,  till  death  us  do 
part.’  Now  what  have  you  to  say  for  yourself  ?” 
“Nothing  ; but  a great  deal  for  you.  I see 
more  and  more,  my  darling,  w'hat  a brave,  gen- 
erous, pitying  angel  I have  tied  to  myself.  But 
seeing  that  makes  me  despise  myself  more.” 
“What!  you  arc  going  to  dare  to  disobey 
me  already?” 

“I  can’t  help  it,  dearest.  All  you  say  shows 
me  more  and  more  that  you  have  made  all  the 
sacrifice,  and  I am  to  get  all  the  benefit.  A 
man  like  me  has  no  right  to  bring  such  a wom- 
an as  you  under  his  burden.” 

“ But  you  couldn’t  heljJ  yourself.  It  was  be- 
cause you  were  out  of  sorts  with  the  world, 
smarting  with  the  wrongs  you  saw  on  every  side, 
struggling  after  something  better  and  higher,  and 
siding  and  sympathizing  with  the  poor  and  weak, 
that  I loved  you.  We  should  never  have  been 
here,  dear,  if  you  had  been  a young  gentleman 
satisfied  with  himself  and  the  world,  and  likely 
to  get  on  well  in  society.” 

“Ah!  Mary,  it  is  all  very  well  for  a man. 
It  is  a man’s  business.  But  why  is  a woman’s 
life  to  be  made  wretched  ? Why  should  you 
be  dragged  into  all  my  perplexities,  and  doubts, 
and  dreams,  and  struggles?” 

“And  why  should  I not ?” 

“ Life  should  be  all  bright  and  beautiful  to  a 
woman.  It  is  every  man’s  duty  to  shield  her 
from  all  that  can  vex,  or  pain,  or  soil.” 

“But  have  women  different  souls  from  men?” 
“ God  forbid !” 

“Then  are  we  not  fit  to  share  your  highest 
hopes  ?” 

“ To  share  our  highest  hopes ! Yes,  when  we 
have  any.  But  the  mire  and  clay  where  one 
sticks  fast  over  and  over  again,  with  no  high 
hopes  or  high  any  thing  else  in  sight — a man 
must  be  a selfish  brute  to  bring  one  he  pretends 
to  love  into  all  that.” 

“Now,  Tom,”  she  said,  almost  solemnly, 
“you  are  not  true  to  yourself.  Would  you  part 
with  your  own  deepest  convictions  ? Would 
you,  if  you  could,  go  back  to  the  time  when  you 
cared  for  and  thought  about  none  of  these 
things  ?” 

He  thought  a minute,  and  then,  pressing  her 
hand,  said : 

“No,  dearest,  I would  not.  The  conscious- 


ness of  the  darkness  in  one  and  around  one  brings 
the  longing  for  light.  And  then  the  light  dawns ; 
through  mist  and  fog,  perhaps,  but  enough  to  jiick 
one’s  way  by.”  lie  stopped  a moment,  and  then 
added,  “ and  shines  ever  brighter  unto  the  per- 
fect day.  Yes,  I begin  to  know  it.” 

“Then  why  not  put  me  on  your  own  level? 
Why  not  let  me  pick  my  way  by  your  side  ? 
Can  not  a woman  feel  the  wrongs  that  arc  going 
on  in  the  world  ? Can  not  she  long  to  see  them 
set  right,  and  pray  that  they  may  be  set  right? 
We  are  not  meant  to  sit  in  fine  silks,  and  look 
pretty,  and  spend  money,  any  more  than  you  are 
meant  to  make  it,  and  cry  peace  where  there  is 
no  peace.  If  a woman  can  not  do  much  her- 
self, she  can  honor  and  love  a man  who  can.” 
He  turned  to  her,  and  bent  over  her,  and  kiss- 
ed her  forehead,  and  kissed  her  lips.  She  look- 
ed up  with  sparkling  eyes  and  said : 

“ Am  I not  right,  dear?” 

“ Yes,  you  are  right,  and  I have  been  false  to 
my  creed.  You  have  taken  a load  off  my  heart, 
dearest.  Henceforth  there  shall  be  but  one  mind 
and  one  soul  between  us.  You  have  made  me 
feel  what  it  is  that  a man  wants^  what  is  the 
help  that  is  meet  for  him.” 

He  looked  into  her  eyes,  and  kissed  her  again ; 
and  then  rose  up,  for  there  -was  something  with- 
in him  like  a moving  of  new  life,  which  lifted 
him,  and  set  him  on  his  feet.  And  he  stood 
with  kindling  brow,  gazing  into  the  autumn  air, 
as  his  heart  went  sorrowing,  but  hopefully  “ sor- 
rowing, back  through  all  the  faultful  past.” 
And  she  sat  on  at  first,  and  watched  his  face ; 
and  neither  spoke  nor  moved  for  some  minutes. 
Then  she  rose  too,  and  stood  by  his  side : 

And  on  her  lover’s  arm  she  leant, 

And  round  her  waist  she  felt  it  fold ; 

And  so  across  the  hills  they  went. 

In  that  new  world  which  is  the  old. 

Yes,  that  new  world,  through  the  golden  gates  of 
which  they  had  passed  together,  which  is  the  old, 
old  world,  after  all,  and  nothing  else.  The  same 
old  and  new  world  it  was  to  our  fathers  and  moth- 
ers as  it  is  to  us,  and  shall  be  to  our  children — a 
world  clear  and  bright,  and  ever  becoming  clear- 
er and  brighter  to  the  humble,  and  true,  and 
pure  of  heart — to  every  man  and  woman  who 
will  live  in  it  as  the  children  of  the  Maker  and 
Lord  of  it,  their  Father.  To  them,  and  to  them 
alone,  is  that  world,  old  and  new,  given,  and  all 
that  is  in  it,  fully  and  freely  to  enjoy.  All 
others  but  these  are  occupying  where  they  have 
no  title;  “they  are  sowing  much,  but  bringing 
in  little ; they  eat,  but  have  not  enough ; they 
drink,  but  are  not  filled  with  drink  ; they  clothe 
themselves,  but  there  is  none  w'arm ; and  he  of 
them  who  earneth  wages  earneth  wages  to  put 
them  into  a bag  with  holes.”  But  these  have 
the  world  and  all  things  for  a rightful  and  rich 
inheritance ; for  they  hold  them  as  dear  children 
of  Him  in  whose  hand  it  and  they  are  lying,  and 
no  power  in  earth  or  hell  shall  pluck  them  out 
of  their  Father’s  hand. 


Novels  are  sweets.  All  people  with  healthy  literary  appetites  love  them— almost  all  women ; a vast  number 
of  clever,  hard-headed  men.  Judges,  bishops,  chancellors,  mathematicians,  are  notorious  novel  readers,  as 
well  as  young  boys  and  sweet  girls,  and  theii-  kind,  tender  mothers. — W.  M.  TuAOiiEu.vv,  in  Roundabout  Papers. 


ribrary 

RTCT^iTCCT  ISrOVELS. 

Harper’s  Select  Library  of  Fiction  rarely  includes  a work  which  has  not  a decided  charm,  either  from  the 
clearness  of  the  story,  the  significance  of  the  theme,  or  the  charm  of  the.  execution ; so  that  on  setting  out 
upon  a journey,  or  providing  for  the  recreation  of  a solitary  evening,  one  is  wise  and  safe  in  procuring  the 
later  numbers  of  this  attractive  senea.— Boston  Transcript. 


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59.  A Chance  Medlev.  By  T.  C.  Grattan  50 

60.  The  White  Slave'. 1 00 

61.  The  Bosom  Friend.  By  Mrs.  Grey..  50 

62.  Amaury.  By  Dumas 50 

63.  The  Author’s  Daughter.  By  Mary 

Howitt 25 

64.  Only  a Fiddler ! &c.  By  Andersen....  50 

65.  The  Whiteboy.  By  Mrs.  Hall 50 

66.  The  Foster-Brother.  Edited  by  Leigh 

Hunt 50 

67.  Love  and  Mesmerism.  ByH.  Smith.  75 

68.  Ascanio.  By  Dumas 75 

69.  Lady  of  Milan.  Edited  by  Mrs. 

Thomson 75 

70.  The  Citizen  of  Prague 1 00 

71.  The  Royal  Favorite.  By  Mrs.  Gore.  50 

72.  The  Queen  of  Denmark.  By  Mrs.  Gore  50 

73.  The  Elves,  &c.  By  Tieck 50 

74,75.  The  Step-Mother.  By  James 1 25 

76.  Jessie’s  Flirtations 50 

77.  Chevalier  d’Harmental.  By  Dumas.  50 

78.  Peers  and  Parvenus.  By  Mrs.  Gore.  50 

79.  The  Commander  of  Malta.  By  Sue..  50 

80.  The  Female  Minister 50 

81.  Emilia  Wyndham.  By  Mrs.  Marsh.  75 

82.  The  Bush-Ranger.  By  Charles  Row- 

croft 50 

83.  The  Chronicles  of  Clovernook 25 

84.  Genevieve.  By  Lamartine 25 

85.  Livonian  Tales 25 

86.  Lettice  Arnold.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 25 

87.  Father  Darcy.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 75 

88.  Leontine.  By  Mrs.  Maberly 50 

89.  Heidelberg.  By  James 50 

90.  Lucretia.  By  Bulwer 75 

91.  Beauchamp.  By  James 75 

92.  94.  Fortescue.  By  Knowles 1 CO 

93.  Daniel  Dennison,  &c.  By  Mrs.  Hofland  50 

95.  Cinq-Mars.  By  De  Vigny 50 

96.  Woman’s  Trials.  By  Mrs.  S.  C.  Hall  75 

97.  The  Castle  of  Ehrenstein.  By  James  50 

98.  Marriage.  By  Miss  S.  Ferrier 60 

99.  Roland  Cashel.  By  Lever 1 25 

100.  Martins  of  Cro’ Martin.  ByLever...!  25 

101.  Russell.  By  James 50 

102.  A Simple  Story.  By  Mrs.  Inchbald..  50 

103.  Norman’s  Bridge.  By  Mrs.  Marsh...  50 

104.  Alamance 50 

105.  Margaret  Graham.  By  James 25 


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The  Wayside  Cross.  By  E.  H.  Mil- 

man $ 25 

The  Convict.  By  James 50 

Midsummer  Eve.  By  Mrs.  S.  C.  Hall  50 

Jane  Eyre.  By  Currer  Bell 75 

The  Last  of  the  Fairies.  By  James..  25 
Sir  Theodore  Broughton.  By  James  50 

Self-Control.  By  Mary  Brunton 75 

114.  Harold.  By  Bulwer 1 00 

Brothers  and  Sisters.  By  Miss  Bremer  50 

Cowrie.  By  James 50 

A Whim  and  its  Consequences.  By 

James 50 

Three  Sisters  and  Three  Fortunes. 

By  G.  H.  Lewes 75 

The  Discipline  of  Life 50 

Thirty  Years  Since.  By  James 75 

Mary  Barton.  By  Mrs.  Gaskell 50 

The  Great  Hoggarty  Diamond.  By 

Thackeray 25 

The  Forgery.  By  James 50 

The  Midnight  Sun.  By  Miss  Bremer  25 

126.  The  Caxtons.  By  Bulwer 75 

Mordaunt  Hall.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 50 

My  Uncle  the  Curate 50 

The  Woodman.  By  James 75 

The  Green  Hand.  A “ Short  Yarn  ” 75 

Sidonia  the  Sorceress.  By  Meinhold  1 00 

Shirley.  By  Currer  Bell 1 00 

The  Ogilvies 50 

Constance  Lyndsay.  By  G.  C.  H 50 

Sir  Edward  Graham.  By  Miss  Sin- 
clair  1 00 

Hands  not  Hearts.  By  Miss  Wilkin- 
son   50 

The  Wilmingtons.  By  Mrs.  Marsh. . 50 

Ned  Allen.  ByD.  tiannay 50 

Night  and  Morning.  By  Bulwer 75 

The  Maid  of  Orleans 75 

Antonina.  By  Wilkie  Collins 50 

Zanoni.  By  Bulwer 50 

Eeginald  Hastings.  By  Warburton..  50 

Bi'ide  and  Irresolution 50 

The  Old  Oak  Chest.  By  James 50 

Julia  Howard.  By  Mrs.  Martin  Bell.  50 
Adelaide  Lindsay.  Edited  by  Mrs. 

Marsh 50 

Petticoat  Government.  By  Mrs.  Trol- 
lope   50 

The  Luttrells.  By  F.  Williams 50 

Singleton  Fontenoy,  R.  N.  By  Hannay  50 
Olive.  By  the  Author  of  “The  Ogil- 
vies ” 50 

Henry  Smeaton.  By  James 50 

Time,  the  Avenger.  By  Mrs.  Marsh.  50 

The  Commissioner.  By  James 1 00 

The  Wife’s  Sister.  By  Mrs.  Hubback  50 

The  Gold  Worshipers 50 

The  Daughter  of  Night.  By  Fullom.  50 
Stuart  of  Dunleath.  By  Hon.  Caro- 
line Norton 50 

Arthur  Conway.  By  Captain  E.  H. 

Milman 50 

The  Fate.  By  James 50 

The  Lady  and  the  Priest.  By  Mrs. 

Maberly 50 

Aims  and  Obstacles.  By  James 50 

The  Tutor’s  Ward 50 

Florence  Sackville.  By  Mrs.  Burbury  75 

Eavenscliffe.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 50 

Maurice  Tiernay.  By  Lever 1 00 


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167.  The  Head  of  the  Family.  By  Miss 

Mulock $ 75 

168.  Darien.  By  Warburton 50 

169.  Falkenburg 75 

170.  The  Daltons.  By  Lever 1 50 

171.  Ivar;  or,  The  Skjuts-Boy.  By  Miss 

Carlen 50 

172.  Pequinillo.  By  James 50 

173.  Anna  Hammer.  ByTemme 50 

174.  A Life  of  Vicissitudes.  By  James...  50 

175.  Henry  Esmond.  By  Thackeray 50 

176.  177.  My  Novel.  By  Bulwer 1 50 

178.  Katie  Stewart 25 

179.  Castle  Avon.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 50 

180.  Agnes  Sorel.  By  James 50 

181.  Agatha’s  Husband.  By  the  Author  of 

“Olive” 50 

182.  Villette.  By  Currer  Bell 75 

183.  Lover’s  Stratagem.  By  Miss  Carlen.  50 

184.  Clouded  Happiness.  By  Countess 

DOrsay 50 

185.  Charles  Auch  ester.  A Memorial 75 

186.  Lady  Lee’s  Widowhood 50 

187.  Dodd  Family  Abroad.  By  Lever.  ...1  25 

188.  Sir  Jasper  Carew.  By  Lever 75 

189.  Quiet  Heart 25 

190.  Aubrey.  By  Mrs.  Marsh 75 

191.  Ticonderoga.  By  James 50 

192.  Hard  Times.  By  Dickens 50 

193.  The  Young  Husband.  By  Mrs.  Grey  50 

194.  The  Mother’s  Recompense.  By  Grace 

Aguilar 75 

195.  Avillion,  &c.  By  Miss  Mulock 1 25 

196.  North  and  South.  By  Mrs.  Gaskell.  50 

197.  Country  Neighborhood.  By  Miss  Du- 


puy 50 

198.  Constance  Herbert.  By  Miss  Jews- 

bury 50 

199.  The  Heiress  of  Haughton.  By  Mrs. 

Marsh 50 

200.  The  Old  Dominion.  By  James 50 

201.  John  Halifax.  By  the  Author  of 

“Olive,”  &c 75 

202.  Evelyn  Marston.  By  Mrs.  Marsh....  50 

203.  Fortunes  of  Glencore.  By  Lever 50 

204.  Leonora  d'Orco.  By  James 50 

205.  Nothing  New.  By  Miss  Mulock 50 

206.  The  Rose  of  Ashurst.  By  Mrs.  Marsh  50 

207.  The  Athelings.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant. ...  75 

208.  Scenes  of  Clerical  Life 75 

209.  My  Lady  Ludlow.  By  Mrs.  Gaskell.  25 
210,211.  Gerald  Fitzgerald.  By  Lever...  50 

212.  A Life  for  a Life.  By  Miss  Mulock..  50 

213.  Sword  and  Gown.  By  Geo.  Lawrence  25 

214.  Misrepresentation.  By  Anna  H. 

Drury 1 00 

215.  The  Mill  on  the  Floss.  By  George 


Eliot 75 

216.  One  of  Them.  By  Lever 75 

217.  A Day’s  Ride.  By  Lever 50 

218.  Notice  to  Quit.  By  Wills 50 

219.  A Strange  Story 1 00 

220.  Brown,  Jones,  and  Robinson.  By 

Trollope 50 

221.  Abel  Drake’s  Wife.  By  John  Saun- 

ders   75 

222.  Olive  Blake’s  Good  Work.  ByJ.  C. 

Jeaffreson  .....' 75 

223.  The  Professor’s  Lady 25 

224.  Mistress  and  Maid.  By  Miss  Mulock  50 

225.  Aurora  Floyd.  By  M.  E.  Braddon ..  75 


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226.  Banington.  By  Lever ^75 

227.  Sylvia’s  Lovers.  ByMrs.  Gaskell,.,,  75 

228.  A First  Friendship 50 

229.  A Dark  Night’s  Work.  By  Mrs. 

Gaskell 50 

230.  Countess  Gisella.  By  E.  Marlitt 25 

23^.  St.  Olave’s 75 

232.  A Point  of  Honor 50 

233.  Live  it  Down.  ByJeafFreson 1 00 

234.  Martin  Pole.  By  Saunders 50 

235.  Mary  Lyndsay.  By  Lady  Ponsonby.  50 

236.  Eleanor’s  Victory.  By  M.  E.  Braddon  75 

237.  Rachel  Ray.  By  Trollope 50 

238.  John  Marchmdnt’s  Legacy.  By  M. 

E.  Braddon 75 

239.  Annie  Warleigh’s  Fortunes.  By 

Holme  Lee 75 

240.  The  Wife’s  Evidence.  By  Wills 50 

241.  Barbara’s  History.  By  Amelia  B, 

Edwards 75 

242.  Cousin  Phillis 25 

243.  What  Will  He  Do  With  It  ? By  Bul- 

wer 1 50 

244.  The  Ladder  of  Life.  By  Amelia  B. 

Edwards 50 

245.  Denis  Duval.  By  Thackeray 50 

246.  Maurice  Dering.  By  Geo.  Lawrence  50 

247.  Margaret  Denzil’s  History 75 

248.  Quite  Alone.  By  George  Augustus 

Sala 75 

249.  Mattie:  a Stray 75 

250.  My  Brother’s  Wife.  By  Amelia  B. 

Edwards 50 

251.  Uncle  Silas.  By  J.  S.  Le  Fanu 75 

252.  Lovel  the  Widower.  By  Thackeray. . 25 

253.  Miss  Mackenzie.  By  Anthony  Trol- 

lope   50 

254.  On  Guard.  By  Annie  Thomas 50 

255.  Theo  Leigh.  By  Annie  Thomas 50 

256.  Denis  Doone.  By  Annie  Thomas. ...  50 

257.  Belial 50 

258.  Carry’s  Confession 75 

259.  Miss  Carew.  By  Amelia  B.  Ed- 

wards   50 

260.  Hand  and  Glove.  By  Amelia  B.  Ed- 

wards,...   50 

261.  GuyDeverell.  By  J,  S.  Le  Fanu....  50 

262.  Half  a Million  of  Money.  By  Amelia 

B.  Edwards 75 

263.  The  Belton  Estate.  By  Anthony 

Trollope 50 

264.  Agnes.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant 75 

265.  Walter  Goring.  By  Annie  Thomas..  75 

266.  Maxwell  Drewitt.  By  Mrs.  J.  H. 

Riddell 75 

267.  The  Toilers  of  the  Sea.  By  Victor  Hugo  75 

268.  Miss  Marjoribanks.  By  Mrs.  Olip- 

hant  50 

269.  True  History  of  a Little  Ragamuffin. 

By  James  Greenwood 50 

270.  Gilbert  Rugge.  By  the  Author  of  “A 

TTircjf  T?rior»r1c]-tiT\ ’’  1 f\f\ 


271.  Sans  Merci.  By  Geo.  Lawrence 50 

272.  Phemie  Keller.  By  Mrs.  J.  H.  Riddell  50 

273.  Land  at  Last.  By  Edmund  Yates.,..  50 

274.  Felix  Holt,  the  Radical.  By  George 

Eliot 75 

275.  Bound  to  the  Wheel.  By  John  Saun- 

ders   75 

276.  All  in  the  Dark.  By  J.  S.  Le  Fanu.  50 

277.  Kissing  the  Rod.  By  Edmund  Yates  75 


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278.  The  Race  for  Wealth.  By  Mrs.  J.  11. 

Riddell $ 75 

279.  Lizzie  Lorton  of  Greyrigg.  By  Mrs. 

Linton 75 

280.  The  Beauclercs,  Father  and  Son.  By 

C.  Clarke 50 

281.  Sir  Brook  Fossbrooke.  By  Charles 

Lever 50 

282.  Madonna  Mary.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant  . 50 

283.  Cradock  Nowell.  By  R.  D.  Black- 

more  75 

284.  Bernthal.  From  the  German  of  L. 

Muhlbach 50 

285.  Rachel’s  Secret 75 

286.  The  Claverings.  By  Anthony  Trol- 

lope   50 

287.  The  Village  on  the  Cliff.  By  Miss 

Thackeray 25 

288.  Played  Out.  By  Annie  Thomas.!....  75 

289.  Black  Sheep.  By  Edmund  Yates 50 

290.  Sowing  the  Wind,  By  E.  Lynn 

Linton 50 

291.  Nora  and  Archibald  Lee 50 

292.  Raymond’s  Heroine 50 

293.  Mr.  Wynyard’s  Ward.  By  Holme 

Lee 50 

294.  Alec  Forbes.  By  George  Macdonald  75 

295.  No  Man’s  Friend.  By  F.  W.  Robin- 

son   75 

296.  Called  to  Account.  By  Annie  Thomas  50 

297.  Caste 50 

298.  The  Curate’s  Discipline.  By  Mrs. 

Eiloart 50 

299.  Circe.  By  Babington  White 50 

300.  The  Tenants  of  Malory.  By  J.  S.  Le 

Fanu 50 

301.  Carl}'on’s  Year.  By  James  Payn 25 

302.  The  Waterdale  Neighbors 50 

303.  Mabel’s  Progress 50 

304.  Guild  Court.  By  Geo.  Macdonald...  50 

305.  The  Brothers’  Bet.  By  Miss  Carlen.  25 

306.  Playing  for  High  Stakes.  By  Annie 

‘Thomas.  Illustrated 25 

307.  Margaret’s  Engagement 50 

308.  One  of  the  Family.  By  James  Payn.  25 

309.  Five  Hundred  Pounds  Reward.  By 

a Barrister 50 

310.  Brownlows.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant 38 

311.  Charlotte’s  Inheritance.  Sequel  to 

“Birds  of  Prey.”  By  Miss  Braddon  50 

312.  Jeanie’s  Quiet  Life.  By  the  Author 

of  “St.  Olave’s” 50 

313.  Poor  Humanity,  By  F.  W.  Robinson  50 

314.  Brakespeare.  By  Geo.  Lawrence 50 

315.  A Lost  Name.  By  J.  S.  Le  Fanu..,,  50 

316.  Love  or  Marriage?  By  W.  Black....  50 

317.  Dead- Sea  Fruit,  By  Miss  Braddon. 

Illustrated 50 

318.  The  Dower  House.  By  Annie  Thomas  50 

319.  The  Bramleighs  of  Bishop’s  Folly.  By 

Lever 1 50 

320.  Mildred.  By  Georgiana  M.  Craik....  60 

321.  Nature’s  Nobleman.  By  the  Author 

of  “Rachel’s  Secret” 50 

322.  Kathleen.  By  the  Author  of  “Ray- 

mond’s Heroine” 50 

323.  That  Boy  of  Norcott’s.  By  Charles 

Lever 25 

324.  In  Silk  Attire.  By  W,  Black 50 

325.  Hetty.  By  Henry  Kingsley 25 

326.  False  Colors.  By  Annie  Thomas 50 


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327.  Meta’s  Faith.  By  the  Author  of  “ St. 

Olave’s  ” $ 50 

328.  Found  Dead.  By  James  Payn 50 

329.  Wrecked  in  Port.  By  Edmund  Yates  50 

330.  The  Minister’s  Wife.  By  Mrs.  Oli- 

phant 75 

331.  A Beggar  on  Horseback.  By  James 

Payn 35 

332.  Kitty.  By  M.  Betham  Edwards 50 

333.  Only  Herself.  By  Annie  Thomas  ....  50 

334.  Hirell.  By  John  Saunders 50 

335.  Under  Foot.  By  Alton  Clyde 50 

336.  So  Kuns  the  World  Away.  By  Mrs. 

A.  C.  Steele 50 

337.  Baffled.  By  Julia  Goddard 75 

338.  Beneath  the  Wheels 50 

339.  Stern  Necessity.  By  F.  W.  Eobinson  60 

340.  Gwendoline’s  Harvest.  By  James 

Payn 25 

341.  Kilmeny.  By  William  Black 50 

342.  John : A Love  Story.  By  Mrs.  Oli- 

phant 50 

343.  True  to  Herself.  By  F.  W.  Robinson  50 

314.  Veronica.  By  the  Author  of  “Ma- 

bel’s Progress  ” 60 

315.  A Dangerous  Guest.  By  the  Author 

of  ‘ ‘ Gilbert  Rugge  ” 50 

346.  Estelle  Russell 75 

347.  The  Heir  Expectant.  By  the  Author 

of  “Raymond’s  Heroine” 50 

348.  Which  is  the  Heroine  ? 50 

349.  The  Vivian  Romance.  By  Mortimer 

Collins 50 

350.  In  Duty  Bound.  Illustrated 50 

351.  The  Warden  and  Barchester  Towers. 

By  A.  Trollope 75 

352.  From  Thistles  — Grapes?  By  Mrs. 

Eiloart 50 

353.  A Siren.  By  T.  A.  Trollope 50 

354.  Sir  Harry  Hotspur  of  Humblethwaite. 

By  Anthony  Trollope.  Illustrated...  50 

355.  Earl’s  Dene.  By  R.  E.  Francillon....  50 

356.  Daisy  Nichol.  By  Lady  Hardy 60 

357.  Bred  in  the  Bone.  By  James  Payn..  50 

358.  Fenton’s  Quest.  By  Miss  Braddon. 

Illustrated 50 

359.  Monarch  of  Mincing  - Lane.  By  W. 

Black.  Illustrated 50 

360.  A Life’s  Assize.  By  Mrs.  J.  H.  Rid- 

dell  50 

361.  Anteros.  By  the  Author  of  “Guy 

Livingstone” 50 

362.  Her  Lord  and  Master.  By  Mrs.  Ross 

Church 50 

363.  Won — Not  Wooed.  By  James  Payn  50 

364.  For  Lack  of  Gold.  By  Chas.  Gibbon  50 

365.  Anne  Furness 75 

366.  A Daughter  of  Heth.  By  W.  Black . 50 

367.  Durnton  Abbey.  By  T.  A.  Trollope.  50 

368.  Joshua  Marvel.  By  B.  L.  Furjeon...  40 

369.  Levels  of  Arden.  By  M.  E.  Braddon. 

Illustrated 75 

370.  Fair  to  See.  ByL.  W.  M.  Lockhart.  75 

371.  Cecil’s  Tryst.  By  James  Payn 50 


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372.  Patty.  By  Katharine  S.  Macquoid...$  50 

373.  Maud  Mohan.  By  Annie  Thomas....  25 

374.  Grif.  By  B.  L.  Farjeon 40 

375.  A Bridge  of  Glass.  By  F.W.  Robinson  50 

376.  Albert  Lunel.  By  Lord  Brougham..  75 

377.  A Good  Investment.  By  William 

Flagg 50 

378.  A Golden  Sorrow.  By  Mrs.  Cashel 

Hoey 50 

379.  Ombra.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant 75 

380.  Hope  Deferred.  By  Eliza  F.  Pollard  50 

381.  The  Maid  of  Sker.  By  R.  D.  Black- 

more ...  75 

382.  For  the  King.  By  Charles  Gibbon...  50 

383.  A Girl’s  Romance,  and  Other  Tales. 

By  F.  W.  Robinson 50 

384.  Dr.  Wainwright’s  Patient.  By  Ed- 

mund Yates 50 

385.  A Passion  in  Tatters.  By  Annie 

Thomas 75 

386.  A Woman’s  Vengeance.  By  James 

Payn 50 

387.  The  Strange  Adventures  of  a Phaeton. 

By  William  Black 75 

388.,  To  the  Bitter  End.  By  Miss  M.  E. 

Braddon 75 

389.  Robin  Gray.  By  Charles  Gibbon 50 

390.  Godolphin.  By  Bulwer 50 

391.  Leila.  By  Bulwer 50 

392.  Kenelm  Chillingly.  By  Lord  Lytton.  75 

393.  The  Hour  and  the  Man.  By  Harriet 

Martineau 50 

394.  Murphy’s  Master.  By  James  Payn...  25 

395.  The  New  Magdalen.  By  Wilkie  Col- 

lins..  50 

396.  “ ‘He  Cometh  Not,’  She  Said.”  By 

Annie  Thomas 50 

397.  Innocent.  By  Mrs.  Oliphant.  Illus- 

trated  75 

398.  Too  Soon.  By  Mrs.  Macquoid 50 

399.  Strangers  and  Pilgrims.  By  Miss 

Braddon 75 

400.  A Simpleton.  By  Charles  Reade 50 

401.  The  Two  Widows.  By  Annie  Thomas  50 

402.  Joseph  the  Jew 50 

403.  Her  Face  was  Her  Fortune.  By  F. 

W.  Robinson 50 

404.  A Princess  of  Thule.  By  AY.  Black.  75 

405.  Lottie  Darling.  By  J.  C.  Jeaffreson.  75 

406.  The  Blue  Ribbon.  By  the  Author  of 

“St.  Olave’s” 50 

407.  Harry  Heathcote  of  Gangoil.  By  An- 

thony Trollope 25 

408.  Publicans  and  Sinners.  By  Miss  M. 

E.  Braddon  75 

409.  Colonel  Dacre.  By  the  Author  of 

“Caste” 50 

410.  Through  Fire  and  Water.  By  Fred- 

erick Talbot i 25 

411.  Lady  Anna.  By  Anthony  Trol- 

lope   50 

412.  Taken  at  the  Flood.  By  Miss  Brad- 

don  75 

413.  At  Her  Mercy.  By  James  Payn 50 


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